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-A fellow bought a new car, a Nissan, and was quite happy with his purchase.
-He was something of an animist, however, and felt that the car really ought
-to have a name.  This presented a problem, as he was not sure if the name
-should be masculine or feminine.
-	After considerable thought, he settled on an naming the car either
-Belchazar or Beaumadine, but remained in a quandry about the final choice.
-	"Is a Nissan male or female?" he began asking his friends.  Most of
-them looked at him pecularly, mumbled things about urgent appointments, and
-went on their way rather quickly.
-	He finally broached the question to a lady he knew who held a black
-belt in judo.  She thought for a moment and answered "Feminine."
-	The swiftness of her response puzzled him. "You're sure of that?" he
-asked.
-	"Certainly," she replied. "They wouldn't sell very well if they were
-masculine."
-	"Unhhh...  Well, why not?"
-	"Because people want a car with a reputation for going when you want
-it to.  And, if Nissan's are female, it's like they say...  `Each Nissan, she
-go!'"
-
-	[No, we WON'T explain it; go ask someone who practices an oriental
-	martial art.  (Tai Chi Chuan probably doesn't count.)  Ed.]
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-Aliquid melius quam pessimum optimum non est.
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-Der Horizont vieler Menschen ist ein Kreis mit Radius Null --
-und das nennen sie ihren Standpunkt.
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-Ego sum ens omnipotens.
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-Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit.
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-Hodie natus est radici frater.
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-Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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-Klatu barada nikto.
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-Mieux vaut tard que jamais!
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-Qvid me anxivs svm?
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-Raffiniert ist der Herrgott aber boshaft ist er nicht.
-		-- Albert Einstein
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-Regnant populi.
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-semper en excretus
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-SEMPER UBI SUB UBI!!!!
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-sillema sillema nika su
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-Suaviter in modo, fortiter in re.
-Se non e vero, e ben trovato.
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-Sum quod eris.
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-Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute, il faut
-toujours recommencer.
-		-- A. Gide
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-Verba volant, scripta manent!
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