fortune-teller 0.1.2 → 0.3.0

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  1. package/LICENSE +53 -0
  2. package/README.md +23 -5
  3. package/data/fortunes.json +1 -0
  4. package/lib/build-data.js +52 -0
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  8. package/third-party/fortune-mod-1.99.1/Notes +178 -0
  9. package/third-party/fortune-mod-1.99.1/README.md +19 -0
  10. package/third-party/fortune-mod-1.99.1/fortune.c.license +37 -0
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