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-1 bulls, 3 cows.
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-$3,000,000.
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-40 isn't old.  If you're a tree.
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-	A crow perched himself on a telephone wire.  He was going to make a
-long-distance caw.
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-A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!
-	[From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!]
-		-- Medieval prayer
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-A log may float in a river, but that does not make it a crocodile.
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-A pickup with three guys in it pulls into the lumber yard.  One of the men
-gets out and goes into the office.
-	"I need some four-by-two's," he says.
-	"You must mean two-by-four's" replies the clerk.
-	The man scratches his head.  "Wait a minute," he says, "I'll go
-check." 
-	Back, after an animated conversation with the other occupants of the
-truck, he reassures the clerk, that, yes, in fact, two-by-fours would be
-acceptable.
-	"OK," says the clerk, writing it down, "how long you want 'em?"
-	The guy gets the blank look again.  "Uh... I guess I better go
-check," he says.
-	He goes back out to the truck, and there's another animated
-conversation.  The guy comes back into the office.  "A long time," he says,
-"we're building a house".
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-A prediction is worth twenty explanations.
-		-- K. Brecher
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-	A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend.  He told the operator,
-"This is a parson to parson call."
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-A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny.
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-A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature
-replaces it with.
-		-- Tennessee Williams
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-	A young girl, Carmen Cohen, was called by her last name by her father,
-and her first name by her mother.  By the time she was ten, didn't know if she
-was Carmen or Cohen.
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-According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
-		-- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo
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-Adults die young.
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-African violet:		Such worth is rare
-Apple blossom:		Preference
-Bachelor's button:	Celibacy
-Bay leaf:		I change but in death
-Camelia:		Reflected loveliness
-Chrysanthemum, red:	I love
-Chrysanthemum, white:	Truth
-Chrysanthemum, other:	Slighted love
-Clover:			Be mine
-Crocus:			Abuse not
-Daffodil:		Innocence
-Forget-me-not:		True love
-Fuchsia:		Fast
-Gardenia:		Secret, untold love
-Honeysuckle:		Bonds of love
-Ivy:			Friendship, fidelity, marriage
-Jasmine:		Amiablity, transports of joy, sensuality
-Leaves (dead):		Melancholy
-Lilac:			Youthful innocence
-Lilly:			Purity, sweetness
-Lilly of the valley:	Return of happiness
-Magnolia:		Dignity, perseverance
-	* An upside-down blossom reverses the meaning.
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-Age is a tyrant who forbids, at the penalty of life, all the pleasures of youth.
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-Agree with them now, it will save so much time.
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-Ah, the Tsar's bazaar's bizarre beaux-arts!
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-Ahhhhhh... the smell of cuprinol and mahogany.  It excites me to...
-acts of passion... acts of... ineptitude.
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-All phone calls are obscene.
-		-- Karen Elizabeth Gordon
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-All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
-		-- Grant Wood
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-Am I ranting?  I hope so.  My ranting gets raves.
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-AMAZING BUT TRUE ...
-	If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end
-	across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.
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-AMAZING BUT TRUE ...
-	There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it
-	would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
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-Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
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-An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.
-		-- Isaac Asimov
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-... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.
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-And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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-Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
-exactly the point of most pressure.
-		-- Milt Barber
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-Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
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-Are we not men?
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-As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself."
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-Avec!
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-BAD CRAZINESS, MAN!!!
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-Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the
-floor -- especially in the dark.
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-Batteries not included.
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-BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts...)
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-BE ALOOF!  (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)
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-Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.
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-Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin
-when you get what you want.
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-Believe everything you hear about the world; nothing is too impossibly bad.
-		-- Honor'e de Balzac
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-Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.
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-Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.
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-Blame Saint Andreas -- it's all his fault.
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-Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.
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-Blue paint today.
-		[Funny to Jack Slingwine, Guy Harris and Hal Pierson.  Ed.]
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-Boy!  Eucalyptus!
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-Boy, that crayon sure did hurt!
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-Bushydo -- the way of the shrub.  Bonsai!
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-	"But Huey, you PROMISED!"
-	"Tell 'em I lied."
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-But like the Good Book says... There's BIGGER DEALS to come!
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-By perseverance the snail reached the Ark.
-		-- Charles Spurgeon
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-CF&C stole it, fair and square.
-		-- Tim Hahn
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-	Chapter VIII
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-Due to the convergence of forces beyond his comprehension, Salvatore
-Quanucci was suddenly squirted out of the universe like a watermelon
-seed, and never heard from again.
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-Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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-Confucius say too much.
-		-- Recent Chinese Proverb
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-Congratulations are in order for Tom Reid.
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-He says he just found out he is the winner of the 2021 Psychic of the
-Year award.
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-Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.
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-Custer committed Siouxicide.
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-"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches!"
-		-- Mom
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-Death to all fanatics!
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-Depart in pieces, i.e., split.
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-Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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-Did I say 2?  I lied.
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-Did it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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-Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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-Did you hear about the model who sat on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?
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-Did you know ...
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-That no-one ever reads these things?
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-"Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a
-conventional thing to happen to him."
-		-- John Barrymore's dying words
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-Dignity is like a flag.  It flaps in a storm.
-		-- Roy Mengot
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-Dime is money.
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-Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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-Do not use that foreign word "ideals".  We have that excellent native
-word "lies".
-		-- Henrik Ibsen, "The Wild Duck"
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-Do people know you have freckles everywhere?
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-Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work?
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-	"Do you believe in intuition?"
-	"No, but I have a strange feeling that someday I will."
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-Do you have lysdexia?
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-Do YOU have redeeming social value?
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-Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
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-Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
-		-- Anthony
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-Don't guess -- check your security regulations.
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-Don't I know you?
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-Don't let your status become too quo!
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-Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw away the key.
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-Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
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-Don't worry -- the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and placid.
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-Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.
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-Double!
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-Dr. Jekyll had something to Hyde.
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-Dr. Livingston?
-Dr. Livingston I. Presume?
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-Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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-Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
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-Drop that pickle!
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-Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.
-		-- The Adventurer
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-Duckies are fun!
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-Ducks?  What ducks??
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-Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence.
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-	During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.  She had
-him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.
-	In another fight, the wife decked him with a heavy glass pitcher.
-She's a women who conks to stupor.
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-Dyslexia means never having to say that you're ysror.
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-Dyslexics have more fnu.
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-DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!
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-"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun."
-		-- Jeff Berner
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-Editing is a rewording activity.
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-Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
-		-- Adlai Stevenson
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-Events are not affected, they develop.
-		-- Sri Aurobindo
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-Ever wonder why fire engines are red?
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-Because newspapers are read too.
-Two and Two is four.
-Four and four is eight.
-Eight and four is twelve.
-There are twelve inches in a ruler.
-Queen Mary was a ruler.
-Queen Mary was a ship.
-Ships sail the sea.
-There are fishes in the sea.
-Fishes have fins.
-The Finns fought the Russians.
-Russians are red.
-Fire engines are always rush'n.
-Therefore fire engines are red.
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-Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
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-Every day it's the same thing -- variety.  I want something different.
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-Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
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-Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the
-window.
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-Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
-		-- Beckett
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-Everything bows to success, even grammar.
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-Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous".
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-Everything might be different in the present if only one thing had
-been different in the past.
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-Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
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-Everything should be built top-down, except this time.
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-Everything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful.
-		-- Erwin Tomash
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-Everything you know is wrong!
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-Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-		-- Aldous Huxley
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-Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles.
-		-- Sven Italla
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-	"Fantasies are free."
-	"NO!! NO!! It's the thought police!!!!"
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-Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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-Fats Loves Madelyn.
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-Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture
-on a rock.
-		-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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-Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.
-		-- Adolfo Guzman
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-Flame on!
-		-- Johnny Storm
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-Fly me away to the bright side of the moon ...
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-For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.
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-For thee the wonder-working earth puts forth sweet flowers.
-		-- Titus Lucretius Carus
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-Force it!!!
-If it breaks, well, it wasn't working anyway...
-No, don't force it, get a bigger hammer.
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-FORCE YOURSELF TO RELAX!
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-Forest fires cause Smokey Bears.
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-Fortune's graffito of the week (or maybe even month):
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-		Don't Write On Walls!
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-		   (and underneath)
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-		You want I should type?
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-Fortune's Office Door Sign of the Week:
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-	Incorrigible punster -- Do not incorrige.
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-	"Found it," the Mouse replied rather crossly: "of course you know
-what 'it' means."
-	"I know what 'it' means well enough, when I find a thing," said the
-Duck: "it's generally a frog or a worm.  The question is, what did the
-archbishop find?"
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-From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. 
-That is the point that must be reached.
-		-- F. Kafka
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-Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
-		-- H.H. Williams
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-General notions are generally wrong.
-		-- Lady M.W. Montagu
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-Give me a Plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place
-to stand, and I will drain the world.
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-GIVE UP!!!!
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-Given my druthers, I'd druther not.
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-Gloffing is a state of mine.
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-Go 'way!  You're bothering me!
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-Go away, I'm all right.
-		-- H.G. Wells' last words.
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-Go climb a gravity well!
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-Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...
-		-- Wally Shawn
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-God is Dead.
-		-- Nietzsche
-Nietzsche is Dead.
-		-- God
-Nietzsche is God.
-		-- Dead
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-God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
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-God isn't dead.  He just doesn't want to get involved.
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-God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
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-God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.
-		-- Samuel Butler
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-God, I ask for patience -- and I want it right now!
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-Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
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-Half Moon tonight.  (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
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-Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length.
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-Happy feast of the pig!
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-Hard reality has a way of cramping your style.
-		-- Daniel Dennett
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-Have at you!
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-Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.
-		-- Albert Einstein
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-	"Have you lived here all your life?"
-	"Oh, twice that long."
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-Have you locked your file cabinet?
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-Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a
-crack in your sidewalk?
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-"He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions."
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-He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
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-Hedonist for hire... no job too easy!
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-Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
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-Help stamp out and abolish redundancy and repetition.
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-HELP!  Man trapped in a human body!
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-HELP!  MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
-		-- E. E. CUMMINGS
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-Here there be tygers.
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-"His eyes were cold.  As cold as the bitter winter snow that was falling
-outside.  Yes, cold and therefore difficult to chew..."
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-Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
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-Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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-Housework can kill you if done right.
-		-- Erma Bombeck
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-How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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-How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?
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-How come we never talk anymore?
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-How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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-How kind of you to be willing to live someone's life for them.
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-How much of their influence on you is a result of your influence on them?
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-How untasteful can you get?
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-Huh?
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-I always wake up at the crack of ice.
-		-- Joe E. Lewis
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-I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.
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-I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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-I can relate to that.
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-I can resist anything but temptation.
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-I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
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-I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
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-I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.
-		-- Ashleigh Brilliant
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-"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."
-		-- Ronald Mabbitt
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-I don't understand you anymore.
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-I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?
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-I enjoy the time that we spend together.
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-I exist, therefore I am paid.
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-I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
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-I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head...
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-"I found out why my car was humming.  It had forgotten the words."
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-I hate quotations.
-		-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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-I hate trolls.  Maybe I could metamorph it into something else -- like a
-ravenous, two-headed, fire-breathing dragon.
-		-- Willow
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-I have a terrible headache,  I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell.
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-I have become me without my consent.
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-I have more hit points that you can possible imagine.
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-I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.
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-I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.
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-I hear the sound that the machines make, and feel my heart break, just
-for a moment.
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-I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
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-I know it all.  I just can't remember it all at once.
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-I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said,
-but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.
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-I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere.
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-I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.
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-I love treason but hate a traitor.
-		-- Gaius Julius Caesar
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-I never did it that way before.
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-"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
-		-- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus)
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-	[I plan] to see, hear, touch, and destroy everything in my path,
-including beets, rutabagas, and most random vegetables, but excluding yams,
-as I am absolutely terrified of yams...
-	Actually, I think my fear of yams began in my early youth, when many
-of my young comrades pelted me with same for singing songs of far-off lands
-and deep blue seas in a language closely resembling that of the common sow.
-My psychosis was further impressed into my soul as I reached adolescence,
-when, while skipping through a field of yams, light-heartedly tossing flowers
-into the stratosphere, a great yam-picking machine tore through the fields,
-pursuing me to the edge of the great plantation, where I escaped by diving
-into a great ditch filled with a mixture of water and pig manure, which may
-explain my tendency to scream, "Here come the Martians!  Hide the eggs!" every
-time I have pork.  But I digress.  The fact remains that I cannot rationally
-deal with yams, and pigs are terrible conversationalists.
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-I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
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-I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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-I saw what you did and I know who you are.
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-I smell a wumpus.
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-I thought YOU silenced the guard!
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-I understand why you're confused.  You're thinking too much.
-		-- Carole Wallach.
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-I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.
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-I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance.
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-I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
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-I want to reach your mind -- where is it currently located?
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-I will always love the false image I had of you.
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-I will make you shorter by the head.
-		-- Elizabeth I
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-I will never lie to you.
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-I will not forget you.
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-I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
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-I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly.
-		-- John Denver
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-[I saw an eagle fly once.  Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy.  Ed.]
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-I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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-	"I'm dying," he croaked.
-	"My experiment was a success," the chemist retorted .
-	"You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized.
-	"That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," she muttered.
-	"The fire is going out," he bellowed.
-	"Bad marksmanship," the hunter groused.
-	"You ought to see a psychiatrist," he reminded me.
-	"You snake," she rattled.
-	"Someone's at the door," she chimed.
-	"Company's coming," she guessed.
-	"Dawn came too soon," she mourned.
-	"I think I'll end it all," Sue sighed.
-	"I ordered chocolate, not vanilla," I screamed.
-	"Your embroidery is sloppy," she needled cruelly.
-	"Where did you get this meat?" he bridled hoarsely.
-		-- Gyles Brandreth, "The Joy of Lex"
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-I'm glad I was not born before tea.
-		-- Sidney Smith (1771-1845)
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-I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.
-		-- John Foreman
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-I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.
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-I'm not offering myself as an example; every life evolves by its own laws.
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-I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally.
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-I'm not proud.
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-I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert!
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-I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
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-I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
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-I've Been Moved!
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-I've been there.
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-I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.
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-Identify your visitor.
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-Idleness is the holiday of fools.
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-"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."
-		-- Paul White
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-If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?
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-If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.
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-If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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-If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
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-If God is One, what is bad?
-		-- Charles Manson
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-If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!
-		-- Samuel Goldwyn
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-If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture.
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-If I love you, what business is it of yours?
-		-- Johann van Goethe
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-If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh.
-		-- Dave Johnson, on dead seagulls
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-If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
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-If it wasn't so warm out today, it would be cooler.
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-If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
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-If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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-If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?
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-If life isn't what you wanted, have you asked for anything else?
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-If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
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-If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?
-	-- Robert Moses
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-If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something
-to do with a shortage of flowers.
-		-- Doug Larson
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-	[Not to mention, butterfly would be flutterby. Ed.]
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-If the future isn't what it used to be, does that mean that the past
-is subject to change in times to come?
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-If the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be
-fertilizing it.
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-If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched, then this sentence
-would not be false.
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-If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances
-are 50-50 it will.
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-If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
-		-- Art Hoppe
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-If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
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-If we see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of an
-oncoming train.
-		-- Robert Lowell
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-If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.
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-If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.
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-If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.
-		-- John Galsworthy
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-If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
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-If you knew what to say next, would you say it?
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-If you know the answer to a question, don't ask.
-		-- Petersen Nesbit
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-If you stick your head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you're gonna
-get your rear kicked.
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-If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
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-Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
-		-- Jules de Gaultier
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-Imagine what we can imagine!
-		-- Arthur Rubinstein
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-Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
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-Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.
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-In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!"
-		-- The Kidner Report
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-In my end is my beginning.
-		-- Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots
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-In the war of wits, he's unarmed.
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-In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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-Include me out.
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-Indecision is the true basis for flexibility.
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-Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
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-Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
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-Is death legally binding?
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-Isn't air travel wonderful?  Breakfast in London, dinner in New York,
-luggage in Brazil.
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-It has long been known that birds will occasionally build nests in the
-manes of horses.  The only known solution to this problem is to sprinkle
-baker's yeast in the mane, for, as we all know, yeast is yeast and nest
-is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.
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-It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to put trust in ideas,
-and not in circumstances.
-		-- Emerson
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-It is better never to have been born.  But who among us has such luck?
-One in a million, perhaps.
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-It is better to be bow-legged than no-legged.
-%
-It is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an aardvark.
-%
-It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
-		-- Leonardo da Vinci
-%
-It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
-%
-It is the business of the future to be dangerous.
-		-- Hawkwind
-%
-It is very difficult to prophesy, especially when it pertains to the future.
-%
-It isn't easy being a Friday kind of person in a Monday kind of world.
-%
-It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.
-%
-It occurred to me lately that nothing has occurred to me lately.
-%
-"It was a virgin forest, a place where the Hand of Man had never set foot."
-%
-It was one of those perfect summer days -- the sun was shining, a breeze
-was blowing, the birds were singing, and the lawn mower was broken ...
-		--- James Dent
-%
-It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.  Perhaps
-I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it.  I
-don't think that I mastered anything beyond the date (which I knew) and
-the signature (which I guessed at).  There's a singular and a perpetual
-charm in a letter of yours; it never grows old, it never loses its
-novelty.  Other letters are read and thrown away and forgotten, but
-yours are kept forever -- unread.  One of them will last a reasonable
-man a lifetime.
-		-- Thomas Aldrich
-%
-It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly.  It was more like
-the rose and the teeth were in the same glass.
-%
-It would save me a lot of time if you just gave up and went mad now.
-%
-It'll be a nice world if they ever get it finished.
-%
-It's a .88 magnum -- it goes through schools.
-		-- Danny Vermin
-%
-It's amazing how much better you feel once you've given up hope.
-%
-It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing.
-%
-It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth
-have both failed.
-		-- Kim Hubbard
-%
-Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!
-%
-Join the march to save individuality!
-%
-Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
-		-- Irene Peter
-%
-Just give Alice some pencils and she will stay busy for hours.
-%
-Kilroe hic erat!
-%
-Kiss me twice.  I'm schizophrenic.
-%
-Kissing a fish is like smoking a bicycle.
-%
-Knocked, you weren't in.
-		-- Opportunity
-%
-Know what I hate most?  Rhetorical questions.
-		-- Henry N. Camp
-%
-L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.  
-		-- L. Pasteur
-%
-La-dee-dee, la-dee-dah.
-%
-Lake Erie died for your sins.
-%
-Language is a virus from another planet.
-	-- William Burroughs
-%
-Laughing at you is like drop kicking a wounded humming bird.
-%
-Lemmings don't grow older, they just die.
-%
-Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
-%
-Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.
-%
-Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.
-		-- Ovid (43 B.C. - A.D. 18)
-%
-Let's remind ourselves that last year's fresh idea is today's cliche.
-		-- Austen Briggs
-%
-Life -- Love It or Leave It.
-%
-Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
-		-- Paul Gauguin
-%
-Life is both difficult and time consuming.
-%
-Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.
-%
-Life is just a bowl of cherries, but why do I always get the pits?
-%
-Life is like a simile.
-%
-Life is like an analogy.
-%
-Life is not for everyone.
-%
-Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
-		-- G.B. Shaw
-%
-Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
-%
-Littering is dumb.
-		-- Ronald Macdonald
-%
-Live fast, die young, and leave a flat patch of fur on the highway!
-		-- The Squirrels' Motto (The "Hell's Angels of Nature")
-%
-Look out!  Behind you!
-%
-Look!  Before our very eyes, the future is becoming the past.
-%
-Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie...
-		-- Stephen Sondheim
-%
-Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"
-%
-Lost interest?  It's so bad I've lost apathy.
-%
-Love the sea?  I dote upon it -- from the beach.
-%
-Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.
-		-- Russell Banks
-%
-Madness takes its toll.
-%
-Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
-%
-Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
-%
-Man who sleep in beer keg wake up sticky.
-%
-Marigold:		Jealousy
-Mint:			Virute
-Orange blossom:		Your purity equals your loveliness
-Orchid:			Beauty, magnificence
-Pansy:			Thoughts
-Peach blossom:		I am your captive
-Petunia:		Your presence soothes me
-Poppy:			Sleep
-Rose, any color:	Love
-Rose, deep red:		Bashful shame
-Rose, single, pink:	Simplicity
-Rose, thornless, any:	Early attachment
-Rose, white:		I am worthy of you
-Rose, yellow:		Decrease of love, rise of jealousy
-Rosebud, white:		Girlhood, and a heart ignorant of love
-Rosemary:		Remembrance
-Sunflower:		Haughtiness
-Tulip, red:		Declaration of love
-Tulip, yellow:		Hopeless love
-Violet, blue:		Faithfulness
-Violet, white:		Modesty
-Zinnia:			Thoughts of absent friends
-	* An upside-down blossom reverses the meaning.
-%
-May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard
-versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.
-%
-May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.
-%
-May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
-%
-May your camel be as swift as the wind.
-%
-May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a
-Thousand Caramels.
-%
-Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?
-%
-Memory should be the starting point of the present.
-%
-Mene, mene, tekel, upharsen.
-%
-Metermaids eat their young.
-%
-Microbiology Lab:  Staph Only!
-%
-Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
-	-- Jean Cocteau
-%
-Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
-%
-Moebius always does it on the same side.
-%
-Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
-%
-Most burning issues generate far more heat than light.
-%
-Most general statements are false, including this one.
-		-- Alexander Dumas
-%
-Mother Earth is not flat!
-%
-Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
-		-- Arnold Bennett
-%
-Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
-%
-Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.
-%
-My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my
-life there.
-%
-My, how you've changed since I've changed.
-%
-'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan.
-Never odd or even.
-A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
-Madam, I'm Adam.
-Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
-Sit on Otis.
-		-- The Mad Palindromist
-%
-Never be afraid to tell the world who you are.
-		-- Anonymous
-%
-Never use "etc." -- it makes people think there is more where there is not
-or that there is not space to list it all, etc.
-%
-Never volunteer for anything.
-		-- Lackland
-%
-New members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention of
-Cruelty to Yourself.  Apply within.
-%
-Nietzsche is pietzsche, but Schiller is killer, and Goethe is moethe.
-%
-No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
-		-- William Blake
-%
-No guts, no glory.
-%
-No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.
-%
-No matter how much you do you never do enough.
-%
-No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary for that purpose to keep
-awake all day.
-		-- Nietzsche
-%
-No yak too dirty; no dumpster too hollow.
-%
-Nobody ever died from oven crude poisoning.
-%
-Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable.
-		-- M.J. 0'Donnell
-%
-Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.
-%
-Nostalgia is living life in the past lane.
-%
-Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
-%
-Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.
-		-- Spinoza
-%
-Nothing can be done in one trip.
-		-- Snider
-%
-Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
-%
-Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
-		-- Michel de Montaigne
-%
-Nothing is so often irretrievably missed as a daily opportunity.
-		-- Ebner-Eschenbach
-%
-Nothing lasts forever.
-Where do I find nothing?
-%
-NOTICE:
-
--- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY --
-
-(The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)
-%
-Now there's a violent movie titled, "The Croquet Homicide," or "Murder
-With Mallets Aforethought."
-		-- Shelby Friedman, WSJ.
-%
-Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
-%
-O imitators, you slavish herd!
-		-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
-%
-O.K., fine.
-%
-Odets, where is thy sting?
-		-- George S. Kaufman
-%
-Oh yeah?  Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.
-%
-Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
-%
-Oh, wow!  Look at the moon!
-%
-Once I finally figured out all of life's answers, they changed the questions.
-%
-Onward through the fog.
-%
-Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
-%
-Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
-%
-Our problems are so serious that the best way to talk about them is
-lightheartedly.
-%
-Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now
-I can remember things that *have* happened before ...
-%
-Paranoid Club meeting this Friday.  Now ... just try to find out where!
-%
-Pardon me while I laugh.
-%
-Paul Revere was a tattle-tale.
-%
-Peace be to this house, and all that dwell in it.
-%
-Phone call for chucky-pooh.
-%
-Piece of cake!
-		-- G.S. Koblas
-%
-Plastic...  Aluminum...  These are the inheritors of the Universe!
-Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past!
-		-- Green Lantern Comics
-%
-Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.
-%
-Please remain calm, it's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.
-%
-Predestination was doomed from the start.
-%
-Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
-		-- Niels Bohr
-%
-Preserve the old, but know the new.
-%
-Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
-		-- Ogden Nash
-%
-Progress was all right.  Only it went on too long.
-		-- James Thurber
-%
-Punning is the worst vice, and there's no vice versa.
-%
-Pyros of the world... IGNITE !!!
-%
-QED.
-%
-Quack!
-	Quack!! Quack!!
-%
-Question: Is it better to abide by the rules until they're changed or
-help speed the change by breaking them?
-%
-Quick!!  Act as if nothing has happened!
-%
-Quod erat demonstrandum.
-	[Thus it is proven.  For those who wondered WTF QED means.]
-%
-Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
-%
-Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
-%
-Reality -- what a concept!
-		-- Robin Williams
-%
-Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy.
-		-- Hans Liepmann
-%
-Remember the... the... uhh.....
-%
-Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!
-%
-Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get
-another chance later on.
-%
-Ring around the collar.
-%
-Rubber bands have snappy endings!
-%
-Safety Third.
-%
-Sailors in ships, sail on!  Even while we died, others rode out the storm.
-%
-Sank heaven for leetle curls.
-%
-Santa Claus is watching!
-%
-Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
-%
-Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
-%
-Save the bales!
-%
-Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
-%
-Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.
-%
-See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause
-the second one should have seen it.
-%
-She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring -- they applaud.
-%
-She's genuinely bogus.
-%
-	"Sheriff, we gotta catch Black Bart."
-	"Oh, yeah?  What's he look like?"
-	"Well, he's wearin' a paper hat, a paper shirt, paper pants and
-paper boots."
-	"What's he wanted for?"
-	"Rustling."
-%
-Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today.  Two freaks
-in a van  [Oh no!!  It's the Copyright Police!!]  Her aura-charred body was
-laid to rest after a eulogy by Jackie Collins, fellow member of SAFE [Society
-of Asinine Flake Entertainers].  Excerpted from some of his more quotable
-comments:
-
-	"Truly a woman of the times.  These times, those times..."
-	"A Renaissance woman.  Why in 1432..."
-	"A man for all seasons.  Really..."
-
-After the ceremony, Shirley thanked her mourners and explained how delightful
-it was to "get it together" again, presumably referring to having her now dead
-body join her long dead brain.
-%
-Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.
-%
-Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves.
-		-- Thomas Carlyle
-%
-Silence is the only virtue you have left.
-%
-Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.
-%
-Sleep is for the weak and sickly.
-%
-Smear the road with a runner!!
-%
-Solipsists of the World... you are already united.
-		-- Kayvan Sylvan
-%
-Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them.  Others are so fast,
-they don't notice you.
-%
-Some parts of the past must be preserved, and some of the future prevented
-at all costs.
-%
-Some people live life in the fast lane.  You're in oncoming traffic.
-%
-Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
-		-- Evan Davis
-%
-Someday you'll get your big chance -- or have you already had it?
-%
-Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will
-probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a
-blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.
-		-- Mister Boffo
-%
-Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through
-satisfaction.
-		-- Ashleigh Brilliant
-%
-Somehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it.
-%
-Sometimes, too long is too long.
-		-- Joe Crowe
-%
-Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
-		-- Carl Sagan
-%
-Sooner or later you must pay for your sins.
-(Those who have already paid may disregard this cookie).
-%
-Sorry.  I forget what I was going to say.
-%
-Sorry.  Nice try.
-%
-Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
-%
-Stamp out philately.
-%
-Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
-%
-Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
-%
-Stop me, before I kill again!
-%
-Support the Girl Scouts!
-	(Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!)
-%
-Take it easy, we're in a hurry.
-%
-Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
-		-- Ken Kesey
-%
-Tempt me with a spoon!
-%
-Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
-%
-That's odd.  That's very odd.  Wouldn't you say that's very odd?
-%
-That's what she said.
-%
-The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
-		-- Clifton Fadiman
-%
-The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
-%
-The best prophet of the future is the past.
-%
-The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.
-		-- Herbert von Fritzlar
-%
-The day advanced as if to light some work of mine; it was morning, 
-and lo! now it is evening, and nothing memorable is accomplished.  
-		-- H.D. Thoreau
-%
-The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
-%
-The difference between this place and yogurt is that yogurt has a live culture.
-%
-The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
-%
-The executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very slender.
-		-- Anne Boleyn
-%
-The fact that it works is immaterial.
-		-- L. Ogborn
-%
-... the flaw that makes perfection perfect.
-%
-The future isn't what it used to be.  (It never was.)
-%
-The future lies ahead.
-%
-The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it.
-		-- George Meredith
-%
-The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses.
-%
-The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its message and then
-disappears.
-%
-The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom
-whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow.
-%
-The important thing to remember about walking on eggs is not to hop.
-%
-	"The jig's up, Elman."
-	"Which jig?"
-		-- Jeff Elman
-%
-The Killer Ducks are coming!!!
-%
-The last person who said that (God rest his soul) lived to regret it.
-%
-The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
-%
-The Martian Canals were clearly the Martian's last ditch effort!
-%
-The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.
-%
-The most important things, each person must do for himself.
-%
-The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to
-cringe.
-%
-The past always looks better than it was.  It's only pleasant because
-it isn't here.
-		-- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)
-%
-The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness.
-		-- Wittgenstein.
-%
-The pollution's at that awkward stage.  Too thick to navigate and too
-thin to cultivate.
-		-- Doug Sneyd
-%
-The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go
-to erase it.
-		-- Glaser and Way
-%
-The reader this message encounters not failing to understand is cursed.
-%
-The rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us.
-%
-The sheep died in the wool.
-%
-The sheep that fly over your head are soon to land.
-%
-The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
-%
-The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
-	[so say said sentence sextuply...]
-%
-The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.
-		-- Judge Harold T. Stone
-%
-The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.
-		-- Hosea Ballou
-%
-The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
-		-- Wavy Gravy
-%
-The whole world is a scab.  The point is to pick it constructively.
-		-- Peter Beard
-%
-The world really isn't any worse.  It's just that the news coverage
-is so much better.
-%
-The world wants to be deceived.
-		-- Sebastian Brant
-%
-The worst part of valor is indiscretion.
-%
-Then, gently touching my face, she hesitated for a moment as her incredible
-eyes poured forth into mine love, joy, pain, tragedy, acceptance, and peace.
-"'Bye for now," she said warmly.
-		-- Thea Alexander, "2150 A.D."
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-There are no rules for March.  March is spring, sort of, usually, March
-means maybe, but don't bet on it.
-%
-There are three things I always forget.  Names, faces -- the third I
-can't remember.
-		-- Italo Svevo
-%
-There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.
-		-- Lord Thomas Rober Dewar
-%
-There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know
-nothing about.
-%
-There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
-		-- Walt Disney
-%
-There is always someone worse off than yourself.
-%
-There is always something new out of Africa.
-		-- Gaius Plinius Secundus
-%
-There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.
-%
-There is nothing new except what has been forgotten.
-		-- Marie Antoinette
-%
-There seems no plan because it is all plan.
-		-- C.S. Lewis
-%
-There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get
-any worse.
-%
-There's nothing very mysterious about you, except that
-nobody really knows your origin, purpose, or destination.
-%
-They finally got King Midas, I hear.  Gild by association.
-%
-They just buzzed and buzzed...buzzed.
-%
-Think big.  Pollute the Mississippi.
-%
-Think honk if you're a telepath.
-%
-Think sideways!
-		-- Ed De Bono
-%
-This is NOT a repeat.
-%
-This is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.  And now you know why.
-%
-This must be morning.  I never could get the hang of mornings.
-%
-This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't.
-		-- Douglas Hofstadter
-%
-This sentence does in fact not have the property it claims not to have.
-%
-This sentence no verb.
-%
-Three minutes' thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is
-irksome and three minutes is a long time.
-		-- A.E. Houseman
-%
-Three o'clock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little
-too early for anything you want to do.
-		-- Jean-Paul Sartre
-%
-Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.
-		-- Henry David Thoreau
-%
-Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
-%
-Tis man's perdition to be safe, when for the truth he ought to die.
-%
-To generalize is to be an idiot.
-		-- William Blake
-%
-To love is good, love being difficult.
-%
-To see you is to sympathize.
-%
-"To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question ... or is it?"
-%
-Topologists are just plane folks.
-	Pilots are just plane folks.
-		Carpenters are just plane folks.
-			Midwest farmers are just plain folks.
-		Musicians are just playin' folks.
-	Whodunit readers are just Spillane folks.
-Some Londoners are just P. Lane folks.
-%
-Trouble always comes at the wrong time.
-%
-Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the
-next job after a series of three is not the fourth job -- it's the start of
-a brand new series of three.
-%
-True to our past we work with an inherited, observed, and accepted vision of
-personal futility, and of the beauty of the world.
-		-- David Mamet
-%
-Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
-%
-Use a pun, go to jail.
-%
-Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.
-		-- Pericles
-%
-Wanna buy a duck?
-%
-Wasting time is an important part of living.
-%
-We have ears, earther...FOUR OF THEM!
-%
-We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.
-		-- Carl Sagan
-%
-We must die because we have known them.
-		-- Ptah-hotep, 2000 B.C.
-%
-We'll cross that bridge when we come back to it later.
-%
-Welcome to the Zoo!
-%
-Well thaaaaaaat's okay.
-%
-Well, the handwriting is on the floor.
-		-- Joe E. Lewis
-%
-Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.
-		-- Eddie Cochran, "Come On Everybody"
-%
-What causes the mysterious death of everyone?
-%
-What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
-%
-	"What did you do when the ship sank?"
-	"I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore."
-%
-What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
-%
-What excuses stand in your way?  How can you eliminate them?
-		-- Roger von Oech
-%
-What happens when you cut back the jungle?  It recedes.
-%
-What is the sound of one hand clapping?
-%
-What soon grows old?  Gratitude.
-		-- Aristotle
-%
-	"What time is it?"
-	"I don't know, it keeps changing."
-%
-What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.
-		-- Wittgenstein
-%
-What will you do if all your problems aren't solved by the time you die?
-%
-What you want, what you're hanging around in the world waiting for, is for
-something to occur to you.
-		-- Robert Frost
- 
-	[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
-	 referring to AST's.]
-%
-What!?  Me worry?
-		-- Alfred E. Newman
-%
-What's all this brouhaha?
-%
-What's so funny?
-%
-"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"
-		-- The Doctor
-%
-Whatever became of eternal truth?
-%
-When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!
-%
-When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
-%
-When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?
-%
-When does later become never?
-%
-When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.
-		-- Gen. C. Abrams
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-When pleasure remains, does it remain a pleasure?
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-When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.
-		-- Billy Sunday
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-When things go well, expect something to explode, erode, collapse or
-just disappear.
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-When you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal.
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-When you're down and out, lift up your voice and shout, "I'M DOWN AND OUT"!
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-When you're ready to give up the struggle, who can you surrender to?
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-When your memory goes, forget it!
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-Where am I?  Who am I?  Am I?  I
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-Where will it all end?  Probably somewhere near where it all began.
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-Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.
-		-- Wittgenstein
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-Which is worse: ignorance or apathy?  Who knows?  Who cares?
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-Whip it, whip it good!
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-Who are you?
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-Who dat who say "who dat" when I say "who dat"?
-		-- Hattie McDaniel
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-Who messed with my anti-paranoia shot?
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-Who will take care of the world after you're gone?
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-Why are you so hard to ignore?
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-Why do seagulls live near the sea?  'Cause if they lived near the bay,
-they'd be called baygulls.
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-Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?
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-Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much?
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-Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you?
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-Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
-		-- Lily Tomlin
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-Why not go out on a limb?  Isn't that where the fruit is?
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-Why would anyone want to be called "Later"?
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-Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.
-		-- Alfred North Whitehead
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-Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue.
-		-- Alfieri
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-Would you care to drift aimlessly in my direction?
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-Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions?
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-WRONG!
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-You auto buy now.
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-You can cage a swallow, can't you,
-	but you can't swallow a cage, can you?
-Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy,
-	finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl.
-A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama!
-		-- The Palindromist
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-You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?
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-	"You've got to think about tomorrow!"
-	"TOMORROW!  I haven't even prepared for *_________yesterday* yet!"
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-Zeus gave Leda the bird.
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