@ak--47/dungeon-master 1.5.4 → 1.6.1

package/dungeons/vertical/dating.js

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-// ── IMPORTS ──
-import dayjs from "dayjs";
-import utc from "dayjs/plugin/utc.js";
-dayjs.extend(utc);
-import "dotenv/config";
-import * as u from "../../lib/utils/utils.js";
-/** @typedef  {import("../../types").Dungeon} Config */
-
-// ── OVERVIEW ──
-/*
- * NAME:       MeetCute
- * APP:        Swipe-based dating app (Hinge/Tinder-style) with profile prompts,
- *             photo verification, matchmaking, messaging, premium tiers. Users
- *             create a profile with photos and prompts, swipe on potential
- *             matches, message, exchange numbers, and schedule dates. Premium
- *             subscribers get boosts, super-likes, and see-who-liked-you.
- * SCALE:      30,000 users, ~720K events, 121 days (2026-01-01 → 2026-05-01)
- * CORE LOOP:  profile created → photo uploaded → swipe right → match received → message sent → phone number exchanged → date scheduled
- *
- * EVENTS (17):
- *   photo uploaded (12) > swipe right (10) > swipe left (8) > app opened (8)
- *   > message sent (6) > message received (5) > profile viewed (5) > match received (4)
- *   > prompt answered (3) > bio updated (2) > boost activated (2)
- *   > profile created (1) > phone number exchanged (1) > date scheduled (1)
- *   > premium upgrade (1) > premium cancelled (1) > report user (1)
- *
- * FUNNELS (4):
- *   - Onboarding:   profile created → photo uploaded → swipe right (75%)
- *   - Match Flow:   swipe right → match received → message sent (50%, reentry)
- *   - Date Funnel:  message sent → phone number exchanged → date scheduled (25%, reentry)
- *   - Monetization: app opened → boost activated → premium upgrade (20%)
- *
- * USER PROPS:  subscription, age_range, gender, looking_for, photo_count, total_matches, total_messages_sent, profile_completeness, Platform
- * SUPER PROPS: subscription, Platform
- * SCD PROPS:   subscription_tier (Free/Premium/Elite, monthly fuzzy, max 6)
- * GROUPS:      none
- */
-
-// ── HOOK STORIES ──
-/*
- * NOTE: All cohort effects are HIDDEN — no flag stamping. Discoverable via
- * behavioral cohorts, raw-prop breakdowns, or funnel analysis.
- *
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * 1. PHOTO MAGIC NUMBER (everything)
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * PATTERN: Sweet 2-5 photos uploaded → 2-4 extra cloned match-received events
- * per existing match. Over 6+ photos → match_score drops 35% on match-received
- * events (over-curated profile reads as fake; quality matches don't trust it).
- * No flag.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *   Report 1: Matches per User by Photo-Count Bucket
- *   - Cohort A: users with 2-5 "photo uploaded"
- *   - Cohort B: users with 0-1
- *   - Event: "match received" → Total per user
- *   - Expected: A ~ 2-3x B
- *
- *   Report 2: Avg match_score on Heavy Photo Uploaders
- *   - Cohort C: users with >= 6 "photo uploaded"
- *   - Cohort A: users with 2-5
- *   - Event: "match received" → AVG of match_score
- *   - Expected: C ~ 0.65x A (35% lower match quality)
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: A few good photos signal authenticity; too many
- * curated shots read as catfish or staged.
- *
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * 2. WEEKEND SWIPE SURGE (everything)
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * PATTERN: Sunday swipes get heavy cloning (evening 5x, daytime 2x)
- * to overcome soup DOW weight deficit. No flag.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *   Report 1: Swipe Volume by Day of Week
- *   - Insights > "swipe right" → Total → Breakdown: Day of Week
- *   - Expected: Sunday taller than other days
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Sunday Scaries drive swipe activity.
- *
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * 3. SUPER-LIKE EFFECT (everything)
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * PATTERN: Each is_super_like=true swipe clones 3 extra match-received events
- * within 5-120 minutes. No flag.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *   Report 1: Super-Like to Match Funnel
- *   - Funnels > "swipe right" (filter: is_super_like=true) → "match received"
- *   - vs same with is_super_like=false
- *   - Expected: super-like funnel ~ 3x higher conversion
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Super-likes dramatically lift match rates.
- *
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * 4. PREMIUM MATCH BOOST (everything)
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * PATTERN: Premium subscribers get 2x match events; Elite get 4x + cloned
- * profile-viewed events (see-who-liked-you). Reads subscription from profile.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *   Report 1: Matches by Subscription Tier
- *   - Insights > "match received" → Total per user → Breakdown: subscription
- *   - Expected: Free ~ 1x, Premium ~ 2x, Elite ~ 4x
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Premium tiers boost visibility.
- *
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * 5. GHOSTING CHURN (everything)
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * PATTERN: Users with match-received but no message-sent within 48 hours lose
- * 80% of post-match events. No flag.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *   Report 1: Retention by Messaging Behavior
- *   - Retention starting "match received"
- *   - Cohort A: users with >= 1 "message sent" within 48 hours of match
- *   - Cohort B: rest
- *   - Expected: B drops sharply
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Non-responders churn.
- *
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * 6. BIO + PROMPT POWER USERS (everything)
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * PATTERN: Users with bio-updated AND 3+ prompt-answered events get 3 extra
- * cloned date-scheduled events per existing. No flag.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *   Report 1: Dates per User by Profile Effort
- *   - Cohort A: users with bio-updated AND >= 3 "prompt answered"
- *   - Cohort B: rest
- *   - Event: "date scheduled" → Total per user
- *   - Expected: A ~ 4x B
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Profile effort signals serious intent.
- *
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * 7. VALENTINE'S DAY SPIKE (everything)
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * PATTERN: Days 58-63 (V-Day window): profile-created events cloned 3x and
- * premium-upgrade events cloned 5x. No flag — discover via line chart by day.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *   Report 1: Signup Volume Over Time
- *   - Insights > "profile created" → Total → Line by day
- *   - Expected: spike ~ 3x days 58-63
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Love is expensive.
- *
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * 8. OFF-APP RETENTION (everything)
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * PATTERN: Users with phone-exchanged OR date-scheduled in first 14 days
- * get extra cloned app-open + swipe events past day 30. Non-milestone
- * users lose 80% of post-day-30 events. No flag.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *   Report 1: Retention by Milestone Cohort
- *   - Cohort A: users with phone-exchanged OR date-scheduled in first 14 days
- *   - Cohort B: rest
- *   - Expected: A ~ 60% D30 retention vs B ~ 20%
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Once they find someone IRL, app becomes irrelevant.
- *
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * 9. MATCH FLOW TIME-TO-CONVERT (funnel-post)
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * PATTERN: Elite users complete swipe→match→message funnel 1.4x faster
- * (factor 0.71 on inter-event gaps); Free users 1.4x slower (factor 1.4).
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *   Report 1: Match Flow Median Time-to-Convert by Tier
- *   - Funnels > "swipe right" → "match received" → "message sent"
- *   - Measure: Median time to convert
- *   - Breakdown: subscription
- *   - Expected: Elite ~ 0.71x; Free ~ 1.4x
- *
- *   NOTE (funnel-post measurement): visible only via Mixpanel funnel
- *   median TTC. Cross-event MIN→MIN SQL queries on raw events do NOT
- *   show this — funnel-post adjusts gaps within funnel instances, not
- *   across the user's full event history.
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Premium notifications + boost surface matches faster.
- *
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * 10. AGE RANGE AFFECTS DATE CONVERSION (funnel-pre)
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * PATTERN: On the Date Funnel (message sent → phone number exchanged →
- * date scheduled), users aged 25-34 convert at 1.3x baseline; 40+ at 0.6x.
- * Scoped to the funnel containing "date scheduled".
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *   Report 1: Date Funnel Conversion by Age Range
- *   - Funnels > "message sent" → "phone number exchanged" → "date scheduled"
- *   - Breakdown: age_range
- *   - Expected: 25-29 / 30-34 ~ 1.3x baseline; 40+ ~ 0.6x
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Peak dating age ranges convert faster to in-person
- * dates; older users are more selective.
- *
- * =====================================================================================
- * EXPECTED METRICS SUMMARY
- * =====================================================================================
- *
- * Hook                        | Metric               | Baseline | Effect   | Ratio
- * ----------------------------|----------------------|----------|----------|------
- * Photo Magic Number          | sweet matches/user   | 1x       | ~ 1.7x   | 1.7x
- * Photo Magic Number          | over matches/user    | 1x       | 0.7x     | -30%
- * Weekend Swipe Surge         | Sunday swipes        | 1x       | ~ 1.5x   | 1.5x
- * Super-Like Effect           | matches from super   | 1x       | 3x       | 3x
- * Premium Match Boost         | matches (Elite)      | 1x       | 4x       | 4x
- * Ghosting Churn              | post-match retention | 100%     | 20%      | 0.2x
- * Bio + Prompt Power Users    | dates/user           | 1x       | 4x       | 4x
- * Valentine's Day Spike       | signups days 58-63   | 1x       | 3x       | 3x
- * Off-App Retention           | D30 retention        | ~ 20%    | ~ 60%    | 3x
- * Match Flow T2C              | median min by tier   | 1x       | 0.71x/1.4x| ~ 2x range
- * Age Range Date Conv         | date funnel 25-34    | 1x       | 1.3x       | 1.3x
- * Age Range Date Conv         | date funnel 40+      | 1x       | 0.6x       | 0.6x
- */
-
-// ── SCALE ──
-const SEED = "meetcute";
-const NUM_USERS = 30_000;
-const DATASET_START = "2026-01-01T00:00:00Z";
-const DATASET_END = "2026-05-01T23:59:59Z";
-const EVENTS_PER_DAY = 1.5;
-const token = process.env.MP_TOKEN || "your-mixpanel-token";
-
-const chance = u.initChance(SEED);
-
-// ── KNOBS (tweak these to reshape stories) ──
-const PHOTO_SWEET_MIN = 2;
-const PHOTO_SWEET_MAX = 5;
-const PHOTO_OVER_THRESHOLD = 6;
-const PHOTO_OVER_SCORE_FACTOR = 0.65;
-
-const SUNDAY_EVENING_CLONES = 5;
-const SUNDAY_DAYTIME_CLONES = 2;
-
-const SUPER_LIKE_MATCH_CLONES = 3;
-
-const PREMIUM_MATCH_MULT = 2;
-const ELITE_MATCH_MULT = 4;
-
-const GHOSTING_WINDOW_HOURS = 48;
-const GHOSTING_DROP_LIKELIHOOD = 80;
-
-const BIO_PROMPT_THRESHOLD = 3;
-const BIO_PROMPT_DATE_CLONE_MULT = 3;
-
-const VDAY_WINDOW_START_DAY = 58;
-const VDAY_WINDOW_END_DAY = 63;
-const VDAY_SIGNUP_CLONES = 2;
-const VDAY_UPGRADE_CLONES = 4;
-
-const MILESTONE_WINDOW_DAYS = 14;
-const RETENTION_CUTOFF_DAYS = 30;
-const RETENTION_TARGET_PCT = 0.3;
-const OFFAPP_DROP_LIKELIHOOD = 80;
-
-const FUNNEL_TTC_ELITE = 0.71;
-const FUNNEL_TTC_FREE = 1.4;
-
-const AGE_CONV_BOOST = 1.3;
-const AGE_CONV_DROP = 0.6;
-
-// ── HELPER FUNCTIONS ──
-function handleFunnelPreHooks(record, meta) {
-	// H10: Age range affects date conversion — 25-34 +30%, 40+ -40%
-	const isDateFunnel = meta.funnel?.sequence?.includes("date scheduled");
-	if (isDateFunnel) {
-		const age = meta.profile?.age_range;
-		if (age === "25-29" || age === "30-34") {
-			record.conversionRate = Math.min(95, Math.round(record.conversionRate * AGE_CONV_BOOST));
-		} else if (age === "40+") {
-			record.conversionRate = Math.round(record.conversionRate * AGE_CONV_DROP);
-		}
-	}
-	return record;
-}
-
-function handleFunnelPostHooks(record, meta) {
-	// H9: Match Flow TTC scaled by subscription tier
-	const segment = meta?.profile?.subscription;
-	if (Array.isArray(record) && record.length > 1) {
-		const factor = (
-			segment === "Elite" ? FUNNEL_TTC_ELITE :
-			segment === "Free" ? FUNNEL_TTC_FREE :
-			1.0
-		);
-		if (factor !== 1.0) {
-			for (let i = 1; i < record.length; i++) {
-				const prev = dayjs(record[i - 1].time);
-				const newGap = Math.round(dayjs(record[i].time).diff(prev) * factor);
-				record[i].time = prev.add(newGap, "milliseconds").toISOString();
-			}
-		}
-	}
-	return record;
-}
-
-function handleEverythingHooks(record, meta) {
-	const datasetStart = dayjs.unix(meta.datasetStart);
-	const VDAY_WINDOW_START = datasetStart.add(VDAY_WINDOW_START_DAY, "days");
-	const VDAY_WINDOW_END = datasetStart.add(VDAY_WINDOW_END_DAY, "days");
-	const events = record;
-	if (!events || events.length === 0) return record;
-
-	const profile = meta.profile || {};
-
-	events.forEach(e => {
-		if (profile.subscription) e.subscription = profile.subscription;
-		if (profile.platform) e.platform = profile.platform;
-	});
-
-	let photoUploadCount = 0;
-	let promptAnsweredCount = 0;
-	let hasBioUpdated = false;
-	const matchEvents = [];
-	const messageSentEvents = [];
-	const superLikeEvents = [];
-	let hasPhoneExchangedEarly = false;
-	let hasDateScheduledEarly = false;
-	let firstEventTime = null;
-
-	events.forEach(event => {
-		if (!firstEventTime || dayjs(event.time).isBefore(dayjs(firstEventTime))) {
-			firstEventTime = event.time;
-		}
-		if (event.event === "photo uploaded") photoUploadCount++;
-		if (event.event === "prompt answered") promptAnsweredCount++;
-		if (event.event === "bio updated") hasBioUpdated = true;
-		if (event.event === "match received") matchEvents.push(event);
-		if (event.event === "message sent") messageSentEvents.push(event);
-		if (event.event === "swipe right" && event.is_super_like === true) superLikeEvents.push(event);
-	});
-
-	if (firstEventTime) {
-		const earlyWindow = dayjs(firstEventTime).add(MILESTONE_WINDOW_DAYS, "days");
-		events.forEach(event => {
-			const t = dayjs(event.time);
-			if (t.isBefore(earlyWindow)) {
-				if (event.event === "phone number exchanged") hasPhoneExchangedEarly = true;
-				if (event.event === "date scheduled") hasDateScheduledEarly = true;
-			}
-		});
-	}
-
-	// H1: PHOTO MAGIC NUMBER (sweet 2-5 photos → clone 2-4 extra matches)
-	// Over-6 score reduction is applied AT THE END of this hook so it also
-	// affects matches injected by H4 (premium boost).
-	if (photoUploadCount >= PHOTO_SWEET_MIN && photoUploadCount <= PHOTO_SWEET_MAX && matchEvents.length > 0) {
-		const matchTemplate = matchEvents[0];
-		matchEvents.forEach(m => {
-			const extras = chance.integer({ min: 2, max: 4 });
-			for (let i = 0; i < extras; i++) {
-				events.push({
-					...matchTemplate,
-					time: dayjs(m.time).add(chance.integer({ min: 1, max: 180 }), "minutes").toISOString(),
-					user_id: m.user_id,
-					match_score: chance.integer({ min: 60, max: 98 }),
-				});
-			}
-		});
-	}
-
-	// H2: WEEKEND SWIPE SURGE — Sunday swipes get heavy cloning
-	// to overcome the soup DOW weight deficit. Evening swipes (18-23)
-	// get 5 clones; daytime Sunday swipes get 2 clones.
-	// No flag — discover via day-of-week chart.
-	for (let idx = events.length - 1; idx >= 0; idx--) {
-		const event = events[idx];
-		if (event.event === "swipe right") {
-			const dow = new Date(event.time).getUTCDay();
-			if (dow === 0) {
-				const hr = new Date(event.time).getUTCHours();
-				const clones = (hr >= 18 && hr <= 23) ? SUNDAY_EVENING_CLONES : SUNDAY_DAYTIME_CLONES;
-				const etime = dayjs(event.time);
-				for (let c = 0; c < clones; c++) {
-					events.push({
-						...event,
-						time: etime.add(chance.integer({ min: 1, max: 60 }), "minutes").toISOString(),
-						user_id: event.user_id,
-					});
-				}
-			}
-		}
-	}
-
-	// H3: SUPER-LIKE EFFECT — clone 3 extra match events per
-	// super-like, near in time. No flag — discover via funnel
-	// "swipe right where is_super_like=true" → "match received".
-	if (superLikeEvents.length > 0) {
-		const matchTemplate = matchEvents[0] || events[0];
-		superLikeEvents.forEach(sle => {
-			for (let i = 0; i < SUPER_LIKE_MATCH_CLONES; i++) {
-				events.push({
-					...matchTemplate,
-					event: "match received",
-					time: dayjs(sle.time).add(chance.integer({ min: 5, max: 120 }), "minutes").toISOString(),
-					user_id: sle.user_id,
-					match_score: chance.integer({ min: 70, max: 99 }),
-				});
-			}
-		});
-	}
-
-	// H5: GHOSTING CHURN — users with match but no message within
-	// 48hrs lose 80% of post-match events. No flag.
-	// (runs BEFORE premium boost so injected premium matches survive)
-	if (matchEvents.length > 0) {
-		let hasTimely = false;
-		for (const m of matchEvents) {
-			const matchTime = dayjs(m.time);
-			const deadline = matchTime.add(GHOSTING_WINDOW_HOURS, "hours");
-			for (const msg of messageSentEvents) {
-				const msgTime = dayjs(msg.time);
-				if (msgTime.isAfter(matchTime) && msgTime.isBefore(deadline)) {
-					hasTimely = true;
-					break;
-				}
-			}
-			if (hasTimely) break;
-		}
-		if (!hasTimely) {
-			const earliestMatch = matchEvents.reduce((min, m) =>
-				dayjs(m.time).isBefore(dayjs(min.time)) ? m : min
-			);
-			const churnAfter = dayjs(earliestMatch.time);
-			for (let i = events.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
-				if (dayjs(events[i].time).isAfter(churnAfter) && chance.bool({ likelihood: GHOSTING_DROP_LIKELIHOOD })) {
-					events.splice(i, 1);
-				}
-			}
-		}
-	}
-
-	// H4: PREMIUM MATCH BOOST — Premium 2x, Elite 4x match events.
-	// Elite users also get profile-viewed events injected (see-who-liked-you).
-	// Reads subscription from profile. Runs AFTER ghosting churn so
-	// injected matches are not culled.
-	const sub = profile.subscription;
-	if ((sub === "Premium" || sub === "Elite") && matchEvents.length > 0) {
-		// Count surviving match events post-churn
-		const survivingMatches = events.filter(e => e.event === "match received");
-		const baseCount = survivingMatches.length || 1;
-		const targetMultiplier = sub === "Elite" ? ELITE_MATCH_MULT : PREMIUM_MATCH_MULT;
-		const toAdd = Math.max(0, baseCount * targetMultiplier - baseCount);
-		const matchTemplate = matchEvents[0];
-		for (let i = 0; i < toAdd; i++) {
-			const sourceMatch = survivingMatches[i % survivingMatches.length] || matchTemplate;
-			events.push({
-				...matchTemplate,
-				time: dayjs(sourceMatch.time).add(chance.integer({ min: 10, max: 240 }), "minutes").toISOString(),
-				user_id: sourceMatch.user_id,
-				match_score: chance.integer({ min: 65, max: 99 }),
-			});
-		}
-		if (sub === "Elite") {
-			const viewTemplate = events.find(e => e.event === "profile viewed") || matchTemplate;
-			survivingMatches.forEach(m => {
-				events.push({
-					...viewTemplate,
-					event: "profile viewed",
-					time: dayjs(m.time).subtract(chance.integer({ min: 10, max: 120 }), "minutes").toISOString(),
-					user_id: m.user_id,
-					viewer_source: "liked_you",
-				});
-			});
-		}
-	}
-
-	// H6: BIO + PROMPT POWER USERS — bio + 3+ prompts → 3 extra
-	// cloned date events per existing. No flag.
-	if (hasBioUpdated && promptAnsweredCount >= BIO_PROMPT_THRESHOLD) {
-		const dateEvents = events.filter(e => e.event === "date scheduled");
-		if (dateEvents.length > 0) {
-			const dateTemplate = dateEvents[0];
-			const venueTypes = ["coffee", "dinner", "drinks", "activity", "virtual"];
-			for (let i = 0; i < dateEvents.length * BIO_PROMPT_DATE_CLONE_MULT; i++) {
-				const sourceDate = dateEvents[i % dateEvents.length];
-				events.push({
-					...dateTemplate,
-					time: dayjs(sourceDate.time).add(chance.integer({ min: 1, max: 72 }), "hours").toISOString(),
-					user_id: sourceDate.user_id,
-					venue_type: chance.pickone(venueTypes),
-				});
-			}
-		}
-	}
-
-	// H7: VALENTINE'S DAY SPIKE — clone profile-created events during
-	// days 58-63 (3x volume), plus clone premium-upgrade events 5x. No flag.
-	const vdaySignups = events.filter(e =>
-		e.event === "profile created" &&
-		dayjs(e.time).isAfter(VDAY_WINDOW_START) &&
-		dayjs(e.time).isBefore(VDAY_WINDOW_END)
-	);
-	vdaySignups.forEach(signup => {
-		for (let i = 0; i < VDAY_SIGNUP_CLONES; i++) {
-			events.push({
-				...signup,
-				time: dayjs(signup.time).add(chance.integer({ min: 1, max: 48 }), "hours").toISOString(),
-				user_id: signup.user_id,
-			});
-		}
-	});
-
-	const vdayUpgrades = events.filter(e =>
-		e.event === "premium upgrade" &&
-		dayjs(e.time).isAfter(VDAY_WINDOW_START) &&
-		dayjs(e.time).isBefore(VDAY_WINDOW_END)
-	);
-	if (vdayUpgrades.length > 0) {
-		const upgradeTemplate = vdayUpgrades[0];
-		vdayUpgrades.forEach(upgrade => {
-			for (let i = 0; i < VDAY_UPGRADE_CLONES; i++) {
-				events.push({
-					...upgradeTemplate,
-					time: dayjs(upgrade.time).add(chance.integer({ min: 1, max: 24 }), "hours").toISOString(),
-					user_id: upgrade.user_id,
-					plan: upgrade.plan,
-					price_usd: upgrade.price_usd,
-				});
-			}
-		});
-	}
-
-	// H1b: PHOTO MAGIC NUMBER — over-6 score reduction (applied LAST so
-	// it also affects matches injected by H4 premium boost).
-	if (photoUploadCount >= PHOTO_OVER_THRESHOLD) {
-		events.forEach(e => {
-			if (e.event === "match received" && typeof e.match_score === "number") {
-				e.match_score = Math.max(20, Math.round(e.match_score * PHOTO_OVER_SCORE_FACTOR));
-			}
-		});
-	}
-
-	// H8: OFF-APP RETENTION — users with phone-exchanged or
-	// date-scheduled in first 14 days get extra cloned app-open + swipe
-	// events past day 30. Non-milestone users lose 80% of post-day-30
-	// events. No flag.
-	if (firstEventTime) {
-		const day30 = dayjs(firstEventTime).add(RETENTION_CUTOFF_DAYS, "days");
-		const hasEarlyMilestone = hasPhoneExchangedEarly || hasDateScheduledEarly;
-		if (hasEarlyMilestone) {
-			const appOpenedTemplate = events.find(e => e.event === "app opened") || events[0];
-			const swipeTemplate = events.find(e => e.event === "swipe right") || events[0];
-			const postDay30Events = events.filter(e => dayjs(e.time).isAfter(day30));
-			if (postDay30Events.length < events.length * RETENTION_TARGET_PCT) {
-				const retentionCount = Math.floor(events.length * RETENTION_TARGET_PCT);
-				for (let i = 0; i < retentionCount; i++) {
-					const daysAfter = chance.integer({ min: 1, max: 60 });
-					const template = chance.bool({ likelihood: 50 }) ? appOpenedTemplate : swipeTemplate;
-					events.push({
-						...template,
-						time: day30.add(daysAfter, "days").add(chance.integer({ min: 0, max: 23 }), "hours").toISOString(),
-						user_id: template.user_id,
-					});
-				}
-			}
-		} else {
-			for (let i = events.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
-				if (dayjs(events[i].time).isAfter(day30) && chance.bool({ likelihood: OFFAPP_DROP_LIKELIHOOD })) {
-					events.splice(i, 1);
-				}
-			}
-		}
-	}
-
-	return record;
-}
-
-// ── CONFIG ──
-/** @type {Config} */
-const config = {
-	version: 2,
-	seed: SEED,
-	datasetStart: DATASET_START,
-	datasetEnd: DATASET_END,
-	avgEventsPerUserPerDay: EVENTS_PER_DAY,
-	numUsers: NUM_USERS,
-	format: "json",
-	gzip: true,
-	credentials: {
-		token,
-	},
-	switches: {
-		hasSessionIds: true,
-		alsoInferFunnels: false,
-		hasLocation: true,
-		hasAndroidDevices: true,
-		hasIOSDevices: true,
-		hasDesktopDevices: false,
-		hasBrowser: false,
-		hasCampaigns: false,
-		isAnonymous: false,
-		hasAdSpend: false,
-		hasAvatar: true,
-	},
-	identity: {
-		avgDevicePerUser: 2,
-	},
-	concurrency: 1,
-	writeToDisk: false,
-	soup: "growth",
-
-	events: [
-		{
-			event: "profile created",
-			weight: 1,
-			isFirstEvent: true,
-			isAuthEvent: true,
-			properties: {
-				age_range: ["18-24", "25-29", "30-34", "35-39", "40+"],
-				gender: ["Male", "Male", "Female", "Female", "Non-binary"],
-				looking_for: ["Men", "Women", "Everyone"],
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "photo uploaded",
-			weight: 12,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				photo_number: u.weighNumRange(1, 6, 0.5, 2),
-				has_face: [true, true, true, true, false],
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "bio updated",
-			weight: 2,
-			properties: {
-				bio_length: u.weighNumRange(10, 500, 0.4, 120),
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "prompt answered",
-			weight: 3,
-			properties: {
-				prompt_type: ["icebreaker", "opinion", "hypothetical", "personal", "creative"],
-				answer_length: u.weighNumRange(10, 300, 0.4, 80),
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "swipe right",
-			weight: 10,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				is_super_like: [false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, true],
-				swipe_source: ["feed", "feed", "feed", "discover", "boost", "nearby"],
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "swipe left",
-			weight: 8,
-			properties: {
-				swipe_source: ["feed", "feed", "feed", "discover", "boost", "nearby"],
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "match received",
-			weight: 4,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				match_score: u.weighNumRange(50, 100, 0.5, 75),
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "message sent",
-			weight: 6,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				message_length: u.weighNumRange(1, 500, 0.3, 40),
-				has_emoji: [false, false, true, true, true],
-				response_time_mins: u.weighNumRange(1, 1440, 0.3, 30),
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "message received",
-			weight: 5,
-			properties: {
-				message_length: u.weighNumRange(1, 500, 0.3, 50),
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "phone number exchanged",
-			weight: 1,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				exchange_method: ["in_chat", "in_chat", "voice_call", "video_call"],
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "date scheduled",
-			weight: 1,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				venue_type: ["coffee", "dinner", "drinks", "activity", "virtual"],
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "profile viewed",
-			weight: 5,
-			properties: {
-				viewer_source: ["feed", "discover", "liked_you", "nearby"],
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "premium upgrade",
-			weight: 1,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				plan: ["Premium", "Premium", "Premium", "Elite"],
-				price_usd: [14.99, 14.99, 14.99, 29.99],
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "premium cancelled",
-			weight: 1,
-			isStrictEvent: true,
-			properties: {
-				cancel_reason: ["found_someone", "too_expensive", "not_enough_matches", "bad_experience", "taking_a_break"],
-				subscription_duration_days: u.weighNumRange(7, 365, 0.3, 30),
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "boost activated",
-			weight: 2,
-			properties: {
-				boost_type: ["standard", "super"],
-				boost_duration_mins: [15, 30, 30, 60],
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "report user",
-			weight: 1,
-			isStrictEvent: true,
-			properties: {
-				report_reason: ["fake_profile", "inappropriate_photos", "harassment", "spam", "underage"],
-			},
-		},
-		{
-			event: "app opened",
-			weight: 8,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				session_duration_mins: u.weighNumRange(1, 120, 0.3, 8),
-			},
-		},
-	],
-
-	funnels: [
-		{
-			name: "Onboarding",
-			sequence: ["profile created", "photo uploaded", "swipe right"],
-			conversionRate: 75,
-			order: "sequential",
-			isFirstFunnel: true,
-			timeToConvert: 1,
-			weight: 3,
-		},
-		{
-			name: "Match Flow",
-			sequence: ["swipe right", "match received", "message sent"],
-			conversionRate: 50,
-			order: "sequential",
-			timeToConvert: 24,
-			weight: 6,
-			reentry: true,
-		},
-		{
-			name: "Date Funnel",
-			sequence: ["message sent", "phone number exchanged", "date scheduled"],
-			conversionRate: 25,
-			order: "sequential",
-			timeToConvert: 72,
-			weight: 3,
-			reentry: true,
-		},
-		{
-			name: "Monetization",
-			sequence: ["app opened", "boost activated", "premium upgrade"],
-			conversionRate: 20,
-			order: "sequential",
-			timeToConvert: 48,
-			weight: 2,
-		},
-	],
-
-	superProps: {
-		subscription: ["Free", "Free", "Free", "Premium", "Elite"],
-		Platform: ["ios", "ios", "android"],
-	},
-
-	userProps: {
-		subscription: ["Free", "Free", "Free", "Premium", "Elite"],
-		age_range: ["18-24", "25-29", "30-34", "35-39", "40+"],
-		gender: ["Male", "Male", "Female", "Female", "Non-binary"],
-		looking_for: ["Men", "Women", "Everyone"],
-		photo_count: u.weighNumRange(0, 8, 0.4, 3),
-		total_matches: u.weighNumRange(0, 200, 0.3, 15),
-		total_messages_sent: u.weighNumRange(0, 500, 0.3, 30),
-		profile_completeness: ["incomplete", "incomplete", "basic", "basic", "complete"],
-		Platform: ["ios", "ios", "android"],
-	},
-
-	scdProps: {
-		subscription_tier: {
-			values: ["Free", "Premium", "Elite"],
-			frequency: "month",
-			timing: "fuzzy",
-			max: 6,
-		},
-	},
-
-	groupKeys: [],
-	groupProps: {},
-	mirrorProps: {},
-	lookupTables: [],
-
-	hook(record, type, meta) {
-		if (type === "funnel-pre") return handleFunnelPreHooks(record, meta);
-		if (type === "funnel-post") return handleFunnelPostHooks(record, meta);
-		if (type === "everything") return handleEverythingHooks(record, meta);
-		return record;
-	},
-};
-
-export default config;