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you have to unhinge your jaw to get it all in
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i want to go down i want to go down
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you need to get wet
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it’s twice as long as it is wide
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i’ve never been this wet before
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it doesnt hurt if you go fast enough
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oh really so you’re really good at it…the ball just goes in one hole and out another…takes about an hour
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i can feel it in my butt
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well most people are able to feel it go into them
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do you really want it going into your mouth when you are sleeping
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and now it’s ready to pop in my mouth…mmm
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my shaft is longer than yours
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that is at the worst possible angle to get it in there
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i cant keep it in my mouth
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you didnt put it in far enough
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ahh it hit me right in the face
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come with me
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it goes down easy but is hard to get it back up
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he’s rubbing off on me
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you can’t change it if it’s too short
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i was hoping for better
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dont worry i blew him dry
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oh i thought it would be longer
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pull out the stick wipe it off then put it back in then pull it out again and look at how much fluid is left on the stick
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best 4 inches ever
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oh im sorry i thought you were still inside
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thats the biggest shot ive ever taken
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it was soooo long and really hard
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yeah you know i have the biggest mouth in the whole school
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i got my kness all dirty for nothing
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its sooo hard i cant fit it in its just too small our bio teacher seeing that she was in distress proceeded to say wait im coming
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wait let me put that between my legs so you don’t have to hold it like that
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yeah sometimes i like to open her up and play with her
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request-off book and other people were already requesting similar time off so she told me make sure you put it in soon or ill cut it off
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aww man the cap broke off now its spraying everywhere
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come on if it had gone in my mouth i wouldnt have cared but you had to shoot it up the wrong hole
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you look like youre doing well and he replied it only looks big because its all red
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ok do you want to suck first or should i
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i know its hard but we just gotta ride it out
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what are you doing to which he replied oh i didnt know you pulled it out already
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escalate slowly and the other read pull out now
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keep going i reply im looking for a better one
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i regretted it as soon as i put it in my mouth
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thats huge
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damn i penetrated too far
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open package and insert here
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i dont even know who i should go toa bone doctor
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am i doing this right
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ahh it exploded in my mouth but it tastes pretty good
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hey is that a grande i paid for a grande but it doesnt feel like a grande
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oh its bigger than i thought
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but hes doing it so hard and fast
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do you want to come and taste my sauce
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just aim at the hole and shoot it in
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well it was all the way down then jenny brought it up some and kristin got it all the way up
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youre doing it wrong you have to push hard and make sure you get in there deep
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nolan you got it all over my face
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just put it in and it will be all downhill from here
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i like em really tight
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you know i think you took it out too earlyput it back in for a while
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where should i spit this
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why do they stick it in so far
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eww theres fur in my mouth
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its pretty hard but i can usually ease myself into the hole i said twss he replied with wow i really opened myself up for that one
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its not coming fast enough
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drive those balls deep
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i just squirted everywhere
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theres more on the floor than in my mouth
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sure just make me go down why dont ya
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you took it out way to early and im sooooo wet put it back in and dont get it everywhere
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whoa looks like something big went down here
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it went right in; you just slipped it right up there
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hey dont bite so hard
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if you squirt that in my face we are no longer friends
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then should we suck you dry
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deeper go deeper deeper
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its not as big once you get it in your mouth
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whack it as hard as you can
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thomas you have to push it in and twist
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this thing is too big and hard and it makes me gag
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i put it in but then it hurt really really bad so i pulled it out really fast
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sure just spray it in my eye
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to-go bag as he slipped it in there he dropped the bag to the floor his ensuing response as he bent down to pick it up: dont worry its still in there maam
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theres no way i can vault over that one of the guy pole vaulters responded: oh dont worry itll stretch when you hit it
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dont poke me with that its got white stuff on it
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you really need to learn how to screw better without thinking she said im sorry i just havent learned how to screw as good as you
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easier to put in than take out
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this ball is too big it wont fit in between my legs
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be careful i dont want it going off too soon again
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god i love cox
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get out of it down there your whiskers are tickling me
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oh i dont want to do this one its too long
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these nuts are too small they are so hard to find
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omg i just choked on this i was sucking on it and i didnt think itd go up
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it doesnt have to be that hard to be effective
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are you done yet
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i need more wood
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lets try going deeper just make sure to keep track of both balls and keep gripping them
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its spraying that stuff everywhere and no ones cleaning it up
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oh yea right there rub it harder
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this bush smells so good i just want to keep my face in it all day
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will you two stop playing so dirty you just keep wacking each other over and over obviously its not doing anything
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wash this the other person proceeded to say what am i your ball washer
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get that white stuff out of my ear
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wow we havent gotten any sleep
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best night ever disappointed i had missed out i replied oh man i wish i came last night
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in fact youre soft all over
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so they can dock their boats in the queens harbor
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harder faster keep going
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my arm is so tiredit feels like its about to fall off
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wow its amazing how fast it exploded
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wow this knob is stiffer than i thought it would be
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i like to just put a whole load in my mouth and suck on it
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does it really matter if its bent youre just going to take it out in a minute anyway
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i could make sex but it doesnt fit anywhere
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you can put it it in or take it out but either way youre not going to sleep tonight
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oh i guess my hole was just big enough for you to fit it in
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oh man we have a lot of good ones…i just wish i could remember them too which i said yea too bad they only come when we are drunk
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you need to keep your contact tight and your hips loose
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gosh your making me so wet and then there was bird poop on the window so i had to get it off and all i heard was my boyfriend saying harder harder yeah i like it that way
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which side sucks and which side blows
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bullets(which looked like small iron marbles)were stored i asked him is that where you keep your balls
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its too big its too wide its too strong it wont fit its too much its too tough
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geez its like hes never eaten out before
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lcd tv for my bedroom and my friend was over telling me how huge it looked in my room i looked at him and said oh i can fit a bigger one
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i cant see it can you make it bigger
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come over here and ill show you how to put this thing in
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the stuff comes out no matter where you squeeze it
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it looks better when its all wet
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its great because theres a ton of positions and its still really satisfying
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when i blow nothing happens
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why am i always the one who has to go down
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i just suck on it till the juice comes out
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its really dry do you want me to pull it out now
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but i dont wanna bend over im all sticky
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i cant hold your position unless you come
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tweedeley dee tweedeley dum look out baby cause here i come
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i dont think i could get my legs over top of those hurdles another girl said oh well i am used to spreading my legs
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yeah going in is a lot tougher than coming back out
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i dont think i am doing this right my other friend repliedyou are supposed to use two fingers
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blow harder itll come out eventually
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i want to ride that big banana
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i dont know if i can fit another one in ive already had so much junk inside me this week
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argh you always come at such annoying times
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hurry up its getting hard its getting hard without thinking i respond: im trying but its getting all over my hands
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aw you popped my cherry wow thats disgusting
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ive never seen anything so short in my life
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i could beat it for you if you want me to
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hot n cold by katy perry some of the lyrics are: youre in then youre out youre up then youre down
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it only works if its wet
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man i hope that thing doesnt infect me i dont want to get a shot
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how long do we keep it there my mother replied until its big
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ok i swallowed
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i think you just play with it until it comes out
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thats okay were used to being on our knees
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dont you think these buns are a little too big for this meat
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you have to pump it til it squirts
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you stuck it where
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its so juicy its running down my face
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god how many times do i have to blow this thing to make it turn on
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i like medium-sized not massive
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no sucking for at least a week
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my thighs are sooo freaking sore my other friend standing next to us replied its okay its your first time itll get better
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make sure your grip on the shaft is tight and your strokes long and hard
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grrr my vibrator is broke
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sticks our sensei was explaining a defense against an attack and said: face your partner and simultaneously raise your sticks then as your partner jabs at you with his stick move inside so as to avoid the full impact then use your left hand to grab their stick while simultaneously shoving your stick into your partners face
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its not that big stick it in your mouth and suck it till the juice comes out
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how do you get it off the other one said you just have to keep rubbing it
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wow ive never seen any that thick before i bet this means we cant fit as many in now
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it was nowhere as big as he said it was
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thanks asshole i really wanted your spray in my face
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it feels tighter than before
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i dont wanna blow kevins i have no idea where that things been
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just no matter what keep making me take it even if you have to shove it down my throat
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i know its only a couple inches but it makes a big difference
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well that looks like a mouthful
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my brother always wants to touch itmy sister is afraid of itand my mom wants nothing to do with it
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that position looks awkward she said oh it looks super-awkward for people watching but it feels great when youre doing it
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i take most of my shots in the behind
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huh ive tried sticking things in there before but nothing ever worked
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he was big and i was nervous i just took the picture and got out of there
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that hole wasnt that big
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ive been trying to get that f-ing nut off all day but it was too hard and tight
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whoa i didnt know it would come out that fast
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wow two holes and you miss them both
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i dont know how to go down on this thing
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aww i was about to blow and it got all in my hair
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dont pull out do not pull out
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dick one day we were in burger king one of my cousins bought fries & without knowing out of a habit i said give me some dick
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wow you can spread them
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open wide so i can stick it good in there
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ugh love the taste but hate the texture
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try to stick it in the other hole
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if you put it in there without a cover over it it will get so hot that it will explode everywhere and i dont want to make a big mess
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i cant go 2 minutes without getting railed from behind
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im sorry if its a little dusty down there
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i have been having trouble getting them up today but luckily the guys around here are patient
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i dont know if my throat can take anymore it was hard enough to make it the whole 10 minutes
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overboard recently when goldie hawns character is describing caviar she says it should be round and hard and of adequate sizeand it should burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment
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it starts out soft but then gets hard and long and gives you a great ride
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okay but you cant have my cherry
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i think its in already
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its so awkward i hate how he always tries to have a conversation with me while hes in my mouth
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i dont want it to blow in my face
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thats huge i bet it hurt
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i have to keep this in and around my mouth at all times
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be careful youre getting protein on the floor
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its so moist i can eat it all night long
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if you play with it in front of me im going to want to touch it
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oh jeez thats no good he hasnt even pulled out yet and hes already losing wood
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its so thick i cant get my hands around it
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every time you come in my room you make a mess
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ya guys are in and out before you even get your pants down
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but harry you are so thick sometimes
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can we finish this orally my hand is starting to hurt
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if i squirt you then you can squirt me
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im just going to wrap your meat so it doesnt mix with the eggs
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i feel so bad i know you mustve been looking for the perfect place to stick that in all night long
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dont worry the first hole is a practice hole
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i like where youre heads at
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i will wait until its hard
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ugh i keep licking it and rubbing it and it wont come off
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anything penetrating yet
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hes not going to be able to get in the backdoor theres a stool in the way
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sorry i cant talk when my mouth is full
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go ahead and stick it in there when im not looking it wont make it hurt any less
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come on arin just grab it and go
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im getting double meat
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it comes in spurts
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that black one was really short i was kind of disappointed
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i cant get it to come out to which he replied try sticking two fingers up there
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ow walter youre so god damn big i think you broke it
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i got blessed with glenns so long
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hit that crack and it should go in the hole
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the next time i see a pole im jumping on it
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you have to pull it long and hard until it comes
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i wasnt sure if i could take anymore but i swallowed it anyways
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i wouldnt be able to pull out with this big thing
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this ones ugly but doable
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wait we didnt do it right there was supposed to be a big explosion at the end
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i can feel it with my hand but i cant put it in the right spot
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ugh a big glob just landed on my cheek
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this thing just wont go in to which my coworker respondedmaybe we should switch positions
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i need a 12 inch italian stallion (meat pizza)
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its not that hard we just havent done it in a while
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its always so sticky and hard to get out of your hair
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go ahead come in my hole
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it keeps going in and popping out again
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we did it in the bathroom and it got all over my face
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we may be in for a wild ride its coming at us hard but if we are prepared we may be safe
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im tired and irritated of being in the same position
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forget about the wrapper i want it in my mouth now
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eww this has a hair on it
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mmmmmm its salty
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i cant get my fingers in there its too tight
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you have to pump it long and hard so there is enough pressure for it to squirt
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if the legs arent straight its going to go in crooked
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its still not very big
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this is way to much meat for me
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you know i hate it when you squirt me in the eye
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stick the narrower part in first it goes in easier that way
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oh my god its too much i can barely swallow then later hayley said youre so messy its all on your face
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wait let him slide in first
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ugh why is it so slippery the gym teacher: i think it might have been the group that was just using it eew thats disgusting can i have a different one sure go grab that black one over there whats the matter just suck it up its going to be over in a couple seconds anyways you guys might not care if its dirty but us girls sure do
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i like it cause the stick is so big it feels good its so easy to pull
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alright it is going to be hard when you first try but it will get easier at the end
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amanda just let me poke her in the face with that stack of money amanda said i would let you poke me in the butt with it too
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well its not quite the size i wanted it to be but itll have to do
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i dont know why this puts me at a loss for words but im taking it out
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welli yelled at her then i got her wet
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it was so good i wish it was still in my mouth
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im just trying to get this sticky stuff out of my hole
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squeeze it really hard until it comes
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its so slippery i cant get a good grip on it
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no thanks the little ones dont last long i prefer the bigger thicker ones
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it was little but it went deep
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if you go down low and pull out in the corner your gonna get back tapped by 4 different guys
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i was okay then i just started getting all wet and i didnt really like the feeling of it
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i opened my mouth too wide and it dribbled out
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i have a muffin downstairs
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dont worry ill grab your meat
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what part of our relationship makes you think you can go in there
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its not like they are both in your mouth at the same time
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dont expect me to keep sucking on it before i swallow
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honey do you want pink or brown
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its very sensitive use your finger
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just stick that wherever it fits theres gotta be a big enough hole somewhere
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wow eight dollars is cheap for a handjob
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oh sorry it was so little i didnt even notice it
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wow you stretched me so good
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cmon you said youd do it i then said no im too tired youve never done it before have you she asked yes i have i answered then lets do it
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i could blow better than him twss i replied at least he has a nicely trimmed bush
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omg it hurts so much but it feels so good
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joel why is this part so big
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do you know how much it sucks to wake up to a vibrator every day and she goes well thats got to be better than the real thing
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oh yeah i love some meat in the morning
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i thought i could swallow it all but i was wrong
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its short but gets straight to the point
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that wont work like that try putting it in this hole
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i love staring at people when they pull out
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i really love it but ill have to work my way around the nuts
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first i like to go up then i like to go down then from side to side and then all around
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what happened to the rubber
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dude you just blew it all over my face
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why are they all so big i just want a small pair of balls
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it was the best thing ive ever put in my mouth
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get in the hole damn this thing is just too big im gonna freaking explode
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oh my god i cant keep this up all night its too long and hard for me to do and then im trying not to scream and its just making me more crazy
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he was too lazy to come
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tell me if im going too fast and ill slow down
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almost done only two more holes left
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wow look how long that guy is
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i was gonna blow that
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i squeezed one of them too hard and it went up my nose
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eww its all over me my face is sticky and im wet
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theres just something about papa johns sauce
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i dont like the thick ones i cant hold on to them if theyre too thick
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its a good three inches deep you should be able to fit a nice big sized rod in there
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wow this ones a mouthful
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well 13 inches is way too small i could do 15 but id prefer 17- itll make everything faster
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thats good because no matter how wet you get her it still wont penetrate
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how do you make it hard to which my friend replied you have to go up and down
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i couldnt stop staring at it it was just so red
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hey stop putting your finger in there
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i remember when dad asked if i was ready to handle a populated road and i was heaps excited but when i came to the intersection i pulled out too late and a guy came in my ass
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omg i dont like any of these positions
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it was hard but kinda fun
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just getting it in correctly is half the battle
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dont worry im being careful then she said oh no its okay you could push it in more
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theres something wrong its just not going in
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its okay i get hit in the face with balls all the time
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ive never blown a giraffe before
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it tends to stretch when wet
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lets go to a bbq restaurant and get some ribs to which she replied can i go a day without you trying to jam meat down my throat
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dang it all its supposed to be hard not soft
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[the bracelette] it tends to stretch when wet
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its practically in my mouthits in my mouth
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the nut went down the wrong pipe
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alright im going to need one of you manly men to put some wood in for me
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flamingo mallets and the rubber hedgehog balls for the first time the grade 9 girl playing alice was having trouble making her flamingo move; instead she was focused totally on hitting the hedgehog i yelled worry less about the ball and more about the head
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get it in my mouth not on my face
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holy cow this thing is scary its too big for me
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screw the white one the black ones bigger and you get more bounce off of it who cares if its a little hard to control
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try to rub it off before you stick it in
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well if he comes in to my hands i can do what i want with him
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just hold the two balls in your hand before doing anything else with them
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wow its not as hard as its supposed to be
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didnt we already do this hole
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it wouldnt fit in the hole then saying there was blood everywhere
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im pulling out now to which i replied just hold on im coming
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just a little bit more little bit more yeah right there
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i told him a thousand times not to squirt it in my face but he did it anyway
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what can mess things up is if its really hard because if its too hard youll be in there for over an hour just putzing around
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knead it first then you gotta suqeeze to get the white stuff out
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really into me i replied and said really i couldnt tell how into me are you
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leave it in im getting wet and its already in too deep
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man this is a weird screwing position twss haha but seriously its hard
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okay i wake up in the middle of the night and it feels like hes been inside me
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maybe you should go around the other side to which i replied i think i can get in there wait its stuck in the bush i dont know if i can get it out
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i dont like it going in really deep at first but then when i warm up i like going down
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ya thats the right one i think youre putting it in wrong
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im all wet and sticky
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wrong hole
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im going to get my vibrator and go to bed
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its so wet down here
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its ok i just want your meat
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no it wont fit in that spot try the other hole see it fits better in there
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do you need any help getting it up wait
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if you only do easy ones then youll be screwed when you come across a hard one
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slow down i cant get it in the hole
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you get the front and ill get the back
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oh my knees hurt can you remind me not to kneel next time
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whoa i made it bigger
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its long but its not hard
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other people need to get in there
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wow i got her pants so wet
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wow thats really stretching it
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is everybody in
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give me something to ride
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i know it was soooo fast
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xxxxxxx to yyyyyy: omg awesomee how long was it did you have funnnn
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man this thing looks small but its got alot of surface area
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just put it in that hole so i dont have to bend over
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i heard it was short but not that short
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thats a mighty big snake i dont know if youll be able to fit it all in your mouth
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wait you have to wrap it up before you just stick it in
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whatd you have to do that for i wanted to make love
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itll go down by itself no need for you to stick your fingers down there
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i usually try to get as much ash (sounding like ass) as possible until i have to knock it offmy record is only 2 inches
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it was so worth getting on my knees for that
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ugh i cant get it out
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lets all just squeeze in and well have a good time
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straddling wood is more comfortable for me because i ride
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it only gets hard when it hits me in the face
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mine is thicker so its better in your mouth my little sibling said so what mines longer my dad replied remember guys its not about the size its all about the taste
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donations accepted in the rear
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you guys are never going to get a good sound that way it doesnt matter if your fingerings are perfect or if your tounging is great if you dont control your air and blow in a steady unbreakable stream you will never be successful its all in how you blow
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you can feel free to put it anywhere you want
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what the hell man im putting in so much effort here and youre putting in none at all you have to do some of the work too
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honey stop sticking your bones into peoples soft spots
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if the size doesnt amaze you the taste will
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youre sticking out
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you gotta ride that and the one girls like ill take a ride on that for $600
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make sure you lube it up before you drill it in
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whoa thats a lot of nuts
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i love the taste but its just too big to fit in my mouth
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its so hard its become a part of me
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i hate how he always puts it in at the wrong time
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i just love watching you try to get your mouth around that twss his reply this one is not as big as some of the others i have had
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this game is called positions youll need a partner *giggles throughout the class* now you all need to be up for this game
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mmmmmm wonderful and wet i really needed that
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its so tiny it hurts my eyes
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is that thing going to come in here
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im having a hard time getting it in it just wont go in its too big
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415
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shew i wish a ride could get me wet for once
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i took so long trying to shove it in the damn hole i was like thats what she said then she showed me the differences of the cords and said see look at how much smaller it is
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man im sure going to get a big load today
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418
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its so small and skinny and it has no juice
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419
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i got it in my eye its stinging and burning
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420
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its an acquired taste
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421
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then i caught a massive one and rode it till all that white stuff was gone
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422
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so what level are you going on he answered medium what about you oh im easy im always easy
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423
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i feel so big it almost hurts
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424
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wow this thing is longer than i thought it was we could jump rope with it
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425
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i wanted cherry i said sorry but jason already got my cherry
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426
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do you know how messy it will get if we do that in the tent
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427
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ill squeeze it if i have to
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428
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bet you cant stick that whole thing in your mouth
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429
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what happens if i do this he unplugged something and the monitor went weird i shouted put it back in and dont take it out
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430
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justin stop playing with my rack
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431
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ewwwww its in my hair some one go get me a towel
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432
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thats the longest ride ive ever had
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433
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is that one in i cant tell
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434
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ok you can pull out now
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435
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you have to go hard at it for 30 seconds
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436
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theres not enough in this package
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437
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next time gently place it in my hands
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im touched and im also soaking wet
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its really big and goes in really deep too
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but i banged him
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this is the farthest ive ever gone
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wanna tast my fazoozle
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i hated it i dont like people in my mouth
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weve been at it for hours cant we just rest
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well you see you have the shaft and you stick it into the hole
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no its just bigger than what im used to
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wow how do you keep it up
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everyone finally gets into it and then its over
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just put it in any hole thats wet enough
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you have to put it in when you score
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451
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it should only take 15 minutes to change sets theyre running late i looked back and said the longer they make you wait the louder youll scream
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452
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you cannot fit that whole thing in your mouth to which he replied yeah i can ive done it before just never in front of people
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453
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could fit a little more in
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454
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you have to wait for it to get hard first
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get me one i said nooo i have to hold this in my hand i wont be able to get it out she replied just put it in your mouth then you can use your hands
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456
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now lets do this loud and hard and fast like it was meant to be done
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457
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you have to lick it and then blow it
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458
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man i love footlongs
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459
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no no you have to do it harder and faster
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460
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is it thick
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461
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now im all wet and i replied with youre getting her all wet just put it in
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462
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ya i whacked those balls so hard
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463
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pull it out pull it out pull it out
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i hope to come everyday because that means i make money everyday
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465
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do you want the front or back
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466
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please do not ride me
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467
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ahhhhhh ohhhhh it went right in there
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468
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wow i didnt know what to expect and then it just came on my face
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469
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its sooo cute when you nibble it softly like that
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470
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i like my meat hard
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471
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oh my gosh i love dicks
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472
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some people do it different ways some use there hands and go rough and some just dont care and go easy
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473
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man i hate reaching down there and not finding anything
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474
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come in the other way and youve gotta stay in
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475
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going down now
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476
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youre eating me once she clued in to what she said she said oh fuck
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477
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now if its not rising you may want to reposition your head
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478
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normally i just shove it in and suck it
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479
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what that thing is not deep
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480
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man i hate the feeling of wet wood in my mouth
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481
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ha you cant fit it in and he said yeah cause its too thick
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482
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its times like these where i wish my mouth was bigger
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483
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it went right in my mouth ew ew ew
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484
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she played with bouncy balls all the time
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485
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pull out now in our moment of triumph
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486
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they penetrate into you about this much
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487
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i dont get how this works the thing wont fit in the hole
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488
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put it in the wrong hole
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489
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ow and my mom asked whats wrong he said he got a splinter then without realizing she said oh you got wood
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490
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i know who you are i know what you like i know how you like it be here in 15-20 minutes
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491
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just go big or go home
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492
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its no biggie you can just back up into my pole
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493
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the rods gotta fit in the hole real nice and tight if it slides right in the holes too big
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494
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hurry up and come inside
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495
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turn me on and try me
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496
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just doesnt like gagging
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497
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it hurts when i put it in and out
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498
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you have to grind it nice and slow that what us woman like
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499
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this thing is so tiny how do i make it bigger
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500
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just pull it out gently
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i can feel the vibration against my legs
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just keep going ill put it on later
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503
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just keep pushing itll come
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504
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dang it i was almost in that hit would have scored me so many points
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505
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wow thats a massive organ
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506
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ive been pounding that into him for the last year and a half
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theres two sizes of holes and it will only fit in the one make sure you get it right
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but if i lean over everyone will see them
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first time seeing this video did zakk get much bigger since then or is it just me
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dont worry its hard at first but the more you do it the more you get used to it
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guess well just have to play with it and see what comes out
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ah you got me all wet
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513
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ill give you some cream
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514
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use one finger not your whole fist
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515
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hold on i just want to get it up and done
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516
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that would be a nice slot to fill
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come on just get it in the hole its not even that hard
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518
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oh man i have never been so wet and sore in my whole life
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519
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spread it out so i can see it better
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it went right in my mouth ew ew ew
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521
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aw it just blew junk in my eye my brothers response:sorry i just dont use it that often
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522
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hmm its wetbut its not turned on
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523
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would you say that its more wide or deep
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524
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arent you going to put him in thats what ive been waiting for
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525
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if i only had a few more inches
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526
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im not blowing anything
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527
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please dont spray that
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528
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omg im so wet twss i then replied i know lets go in deeper
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529
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everything about our intercourse pained me
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530
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i was trying to cheer the pants off of him
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531
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youre gonna have to play with getting your hole wide enough
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532
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wow its so big i cant even open my mouth wide enough to fit the whole thing in
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533
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golden tee games he asked how much it cost to play i told him its 50 cents a hole
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534
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how did you do it i asked his reply: i just bang it hard til it submits
|
535
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dang i felt that one go in
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536
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that was the worst seven seconds of my life
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537
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i can make it wetter if you want
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538
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geez its dripping everywhere
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539
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it looks funny but it feels really good
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540
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when i opened it it was hard then i bit into it and it tasted bad my sister then says yeah i dont like them hard
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541
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ahhh this ones a squirter somehow it sprayed into my ear too grr now im gonna have smelly white crap all over my shirt all day its bad enough im already drenched in sweat
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542
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jaysus u ripped the shit outa that hole
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543
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im sorry i was riding you so hard
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544
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maybe you can get it in but itll be a tight fit
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545
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im bleeding and it hurts but i think we should just finish
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546
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just grab it and shove it up there
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547
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i always seem to be taking it in the face
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548
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yeh he was a little bit stiff though
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549
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but its so long and hard
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550
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if my whole hand covers it then its too small
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551
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your bed is comfortable
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552
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are you a vegetarian i laughed and said no way i love meat
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553
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yup done a couple blacks you know nothing major
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554
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hop on and off all day
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555
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who wants to be the giver this time and who wants to be the receiver
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556
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my ass is really sore but i like it a lot
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557
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bro your jeeps pretty filthy n i replied wout even thinking yeah when i get home im gunna rub her down for about an hour n then wax that bitch
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558
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i spit that out usually i swallow that sh*it
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559
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well tonight were going all the way
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560
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great my pants are getting wet
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561
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yeah hold on let me work the other one
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562
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its too big i need both hands
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563
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you just slide it in and thats it
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564
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its like i cant breathe without you inside of me
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565
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i liked the big balls better
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566
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stop playing with your self and get on with it come on boys i want this to be fast paced
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567
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i thought they were supposed to be bigger
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568
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go hard or go home
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569
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oh sorry i just blew in your face
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570
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i just cant wait to get that 6 inch in my mouth
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571
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now it shouldnt hurt it just might be a little tight going in there but once its in there and going back and forth there shouldnt be any pain the only bad thing about it is the annoying grinding noise it makes
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572
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its sore when i touch it and when you touch it
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573
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i hate it he just came out of nowhere
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574
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something about it being ultra thick just makes it that much more filling
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575
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can you fit that thing all the way in the back of your mouth and my roommate said easily
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576
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you might wanna shove your hand down there and see if you can find it before you get in
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577
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you wanna get it right the first time you dont wanna have to keep putting your cargo in and out and in and out cause something might break
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578
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dont get off until i tell you to
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579
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if you accidentally leave that unzipped all your stuff will fall out
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580
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dont let it drip on the floor rub it on your hands
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581
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it looks pretty huge and well-used
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582
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i knew you were coming but i didnt know you were going to do that
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583
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you can all go home and practice with your right hands
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584
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man youre just too fast for me
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585
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just grab one and put it in your mouth but be careful itll drip
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586
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dont push it too hard itll bleed
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587
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i love that stuff give me some and i was like no way and then he said: come on just squirt it in my mouth or ill steal it from you and suck it dry
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588
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i was in math class and we were starting on a new unit in math and my ex-girlfriend says this is soo hard my teacher then says i know its longer then usual but dont be afraid of it
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589
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every time i squeeze it it squirts me in the face
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590
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i dont think i can fit another one in me im just too full
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591
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wow it pops up quick
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592
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bitch you better not pull out
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593
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watch the tip it tends to squirt
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594
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damn i lost my grip
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595
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i hate it when it doesnt come out because you know its just going to explode
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596
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put your monster in here
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597
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yes i dont understand he followed with okay ill give ya a quickie
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598
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i guess i just liked sticks better than balls
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599
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oh its moist just the way i like it
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600
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people could stick things in there and jiggle them around and it could ruin the whole system
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601
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i like this one because its skinnier but longer
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602
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so tonights the night to make it dirty
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603
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oh god theres a hole here too
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604
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its rubber and it feels weird
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605
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just sit on it pull it and it should release
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606
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omg were soo wet
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607
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you gotta bend your legs to get the thing in the hole
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608
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just because she sticks her head in my crotch doesnt mean you can too
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609
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now a lot of you are doing it or have done it before so you should have some idea of what youre doing
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610
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its shorter than i remember
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611
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oh no its stuck were going to have to cut it off
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612
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so thats why im not getting any
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613
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oh its running down my leg dammit now its in my sock
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614
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i cant stretch it over the thingy
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615
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i wanna blow next
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616
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are you pushing it in far enough that might be why its not turned on
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617
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try not to get so soft too fast
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618
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hi i need some caulk
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619
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do you have anything else i can put in my mouth twss he follows up with i mean something more stimulating
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620
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i hate putting it in the back because i cant see where the hole is
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621
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if ure going to come late come in the back
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622
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its not a big load
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623
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you know i can fit two in my mouth at the same time but its kind of awkward
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624
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nah its just thick and squishy
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625
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you are not permitted to do that
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626
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if you dont take it in the mouth you know where its gonna go
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627
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but then itd be all dry and you couldnt spread it
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628
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i nearly had that in my cleavage
|
629
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well that wasnt very satisfying she replies sorry i didnt know how hard to do it
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630
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aaah im on my back
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631
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stop get out of my butt
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632
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wow that thing is huge there is no way that would ever fit inside my body
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633
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i like sucking all the flavor out till it turns white
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634
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oh good i finally get to go down
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635
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+
why is everyone going so deep today
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636
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you can just come you dont have to eat
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637
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+
put your fingers in all the holes
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638
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+
hey man you making my holes bigger
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639
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i tried to straddle it but it was too big
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640
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i was gonna shove it back in but i was afraid i would get electrocuted
|
641
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+
well i like it both ways
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642
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+
how do you eat the foot-long after six inches im stuffed
|
643
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dont hug him youll just get all wet
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644
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+
its hot warm and tastes so good in my mouth
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645
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+
it got bigger it wont fit back there
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646
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it hurts but its a good hurt
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647
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its very large and has a big thick protruding object and even after 30 years it still produces the same orgasmic moment
|
648
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just so you know im going to choke this down for you
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649
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and then i get to blow on a really long stick
|
650
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no dont pull out while im still coming
|
651
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i was lying on my back in bed playing with it and it exploded in my face
|
652
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+
stop messing around in her shrubbery down there
|
653
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+
im still waiting for it to go in
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654
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+
stick it in and keep it in till she comes
|
655
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+
its stuck between two balls and i cant yank it
|
656
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+
ive been blowing this thing for two hours and ive got nothing
|
657
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+
you got to learn to work your mouth and use your hands too
|
658
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+
damnit you couldnt have pulled out 5 seconds ago
|
659
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+
captain weve got a breach in the lower level
|
660
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+
you dont know what its like to have these things hanging in your face all the time
|
661
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+
because i always need something in my mouth
|
662
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+
wow thats the most impressive thing ive ever seen
|
663
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+
i dont know what that hole is for ive never had to stick anything in there
|
664
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+
omg were soo wet
|
665
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+
i knew that was gonna be a good one as it was coming out of my mouth
|
666
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+
you have to relax your throat or else you can’t hold it
|
667
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+
have you tried taking it out and putting it back in yeah i put it in all the wayohh wait its coming now
|
668
|
+
its huge its like this long and that big around
|
669
|
+
how long does it take to get hard
|
670
|
+
travis knock it off you got me wet now finish already
|
671
|
+
it doesnt have to be long but it has to please me and it has to be easy for me to see
|
672
|
+
thats it babe pull out in front of everybody
|
673
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+
it hurts a lot the first time it goes in but its a lot less painful the second time and the third time you hardly feel it at all
|
674
|
+
anything you can put in your mouth i can put twice as much
|
675
|
+
wtf you know i like the short fat ones
|
676
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+
dont spread your legs because im coming
|
677
|
+
man that was so fun i learned so much and felt so good i was hoping that it wouldnt end even though it was so long
|
678
|
+
just stick them in any of the holes
|
679
|
+
i cant its so hard and my mouth is starting to hurt
|
680
|
+
i like licking that off first
|
681
|
+
its not gonna fit its oversized
|
682
|
+
iron man with some of my friends when it came to the part with the main bad-guy taking control when the chick was downstairs in the basement of stark industries she turns a corner and sees the first iron man suit then she says i thought it would be bigger
|
683
|
+
ok guys this thing is big and its super hard so what were going to do is hover right over it tackle it and then lower ourselves into it until it sprays got it
|
684
|
+
dude just stick it in this one it accepts cash
|
685
|
+
isnt it the biggest best most beautiful cock you have ever seen
|
686
|
+
speak softly and carry a big stick we were supposed to interpret this quote one kid said everyone should want to have a big stick but if you have one you shouldnt go around telling people about it
|
687
|
+
would you stop using your hands and just stick the damn thing in
|
688
|
+
ive never done this hole before
|
689
|
+
what are you doing you are going to get my sheets wet
|
690
|
+
blow it harder blow it like you mean it
|
691
|
+
ive never gotten one off that fast before
|
692
|
+
oh my god im craving a foot long
|
693
|
+
everything was great but your oral presentation didnt satisfy me enough
|
694
|
+
be gentle now you dont wanna strain yourselfthen everyone began yo laugh and coach saidits not funny it has happened to me and my lower back hurt for 3 days
|
695
|
+
did you know you have a little hole right here do you ever play with it to make it bigger
|
696
|
+
what am i sitting on where he is blind folded and had to guess he was sitting on the girls asked him if he was readyto which he replied my butt is ready
|
697
|
+
make sure you bend your knees and grip it tight or we wont get anywhere
|
698
|
+
it is the same but you have to suck instead of blow
|
699
|
+
well i tried to get it all in my mouth before it made a mess but it came out so fast
|
700
|
+
its to long i dont know if this will work its just shaped so weirdly i dont know how they got it in here
|
701
|
+
okay i have to stop this my fingers are getting numb
|
702
|
+
dang this is huge i can easily fit 3 fingers in here
|
703
|
+
just stick it in there already
|
704
|
+
wait could you do that once more real slow so i can watch
|
705
|
+
the white one doesnt taste any different then the black one
|
706
|
+
i almost had that in my face
|
707
|
+
did it go in
|
708
|
+
let me get wet real quick
|
709
|
+
dude i squeezed it and it shot up into the air and landed on my face
|
710
|
+
put it all the way in but be sure not to release until youve pulled out
|
711
|
+
has everyone finished writing this down i want to rub this all off the board to which one of my classmates asked why dont you write it down the bottom his response was because i dont want to get down on my knees
|
712
|
+
i dont know what im doing i really like him but i dont know how much he likes me me: i know its hard at first but just try to relax and take it slow youll gain confidence and itll get a lot easier
|
713
|
+
youre good have you tried this before yeah last week i beat my sister by putting 6 in my mouth but then i started choking
|
714
|
+
dont push it too hard if it doesnt go in you must not being doing it right
|
715
|
+
make sure to lick your reeds to keep them nice and wet
|
716
|
+
well i think its in there but im not sure its really small
|
717
|
+
i heard you breathing thats how i knew you were coming
|
718
|
+
youre in good and deep now
|
719
|
+
why is he riding my butt so hard
|
720
|
+
i cant get it back in the hole
|
721
|
+
but im not wearing protection
|
722
|
+
no no go deeper its not all the way in yet
|
723
|
+
you guys just keep coming
|
724
|
+
just shove it in as hard as you can
|
725
|
+
its so big look at all the white stuff coming out
|
726
|
+
ouh thats a honker yeah wow youve really got a honker
|
727
|
+
hey fatty i get the top
|
728
|
+
whats going on and she said he cant keep it up
|
729
|
+
good job you put it in there twss i started cracking up laughing but before i could say anything her friend said why do you open yourself up for that
|
730
|
+
this sucks im all wet and i dont know where i am
|
731
|
+
you cant just go in and pull out you gotta stay there for a while also keep it steady nothing is worse than shaking you may think you are doing a good job but people dont like it
|
732
|
+
can that thing even spurt cream out anymore
|
733
|
+
i cant play with this anymore im all cocked out
|
734
|
+
you need to stay in longer your pulling out too soon
|
735
|
+
you have to make me come again tomorrow but ill probably just sit around and watch you do all of the work
|
736
|
+
mr meyer its just too hard and i cant bear it any longer can you just remove it to which she gets the response im sorry youll just have to bear with it i know its hard but its just as hard for everybody else
|
737
|
+
wow that was a pretty big blast
|
738
|
+
emily pull out twss she then replied i know i know i never do its a habit
|
739
|
+
its hard to get it flowing but once you do its really nice
|
740
|
+
five minutes is usually great but sometimes i take it out early if it gets too hot
|
741
|
+
be ready for the second one theres no waiting
|
742
|
+
simply start at the base of the rump rubbing your way out and follow it to its natural conclusion
|
743
|
+
just because your done doesnt mean i am
|
744
|
+
hun dont play with it the more you do the bigger its gonna get
|
745
|
+
oh god ohh god oh god this is gunna be amazing then i said calm down she then replied with i cant he needs to come faster
|
746
|
+
you have something down there i didnt know you had
|
747
|
+
its packed in too tight i cant get it out
|
748
|
+
thats beautiful too with the big balls
|
749
|
+
ok this is gonna be very hard with four people so who would like to suck first
|
750
|
+
someone needs to hem the bottom of my pants and i was in the kitchen with my sister when my mom said that sounds like a hand job i think youre the right person for that
|
751
|
+
i keep trying to tell them that if they want it bigger than 8 1/2 inches it wont work as well
|
752
|
+
should i go deeper as in should i keep explaining i didnt notice until after i texted him back yes go deeper
|
753
|
+
get on the bottom twss then he asked my boss where should we put it my boss said wherever you can find a hole
|
754
|
+
ill start slow and increase my performance
|
755
|
+
youve got to make sure you shove that all the way in for it to engage
|
756
|
+
oh look it finally came up
|
757
|
+
ill stretch it until you come
|
758
|
+
i was just happy i got him in there
|
759
|
+
grab me around the body here now lean back and kinda thrust a few times just like that a little more oh god that feels so much better you can put me down now
|
760
|
+
sorry i squealed that was the biggest one ive seen in a long time
|
761
|
+
are you both in there simultaneously
|
762
|
+
its hard for you to slide into small spaces
|
763
|
+
i knew it was coming but it surprised me anyway
|
764
|
+
this is a ball-handling skill
|
765
|
+
this is longer than last time to which the teacher responded well you guys are growing up now so it will be getting harder
|
766
|
+
hand in your papers and well start the oral portion my friend then yells out but im not good at oral
|
767
|
+
hey how long is yours
|
768
|
+
it sucks because the grass is all wet slippery balls and yuckkk
|
769
|
+
oh my god it just squirted all over my hand
|
770
|
+
youre a quick one
|
771
|
+
ugh i squeezed too hard and its gooey and all over my face
|
772
|
+
im sucking but nothing is coming in my mouth
|
773
|
+
do you always have to be so rough
|
774
|
+
oh please dont pull out before i get there
|
775
|
+
she helped me put it in the back my cousin was like twss my grandma said wait you talked to her
|
776
|
+
ow why am i always the one taking balls to the face
|
777
|
+
and then it started coming out of the bottom hole so i had to lick it up before it made a mess
|
778
|
+
it was long hot and sweaty
|
779
|
+
im pretty easy to please youre the hard one
|
780
|
+
whew this is a really tight fit but im about to get it off twss then a moment later she stated - my finger needs a break
|
781
|
+
god you guys are unloading on me
|
782
|
+
im super sticky (im an art student and had been messing with glue all day) im dripping wet and the worst part is i assumed it wouldnt come until later on
|
783
|
+
i dont know about your toothbrush but my finger did a pretty good job this morning
|
784
|
+
im the same way i just suck on it until it melts
|
785
|
+
yes but she spit it out
|
786
|
+
this is so awesome i have three instruments playing in my box at once
|
787
|
+
travis just go down already
|
788
|
+
i have direct tv i dont like cox then connor said i have cox on demand
|
789
|
+
no one blows better than me
|
790
|
+
well they should have come sooner
|
791
|
+
ow that hurt but it was fun so im going to do it again
|
792
|
+
put it in mine and see if it works
|
793
|
+
buti play with it all the time i just cant stop
|
794
|
+
just stick it in and enjoy it
|
795
|
+
its not too hard you just have to put it in the right place
|
796
|
+
now if you dont come its doubled
|
797
|
+
some of them are harder than others but play with them over the weekend and see how you go
|
798
|
+
it starts around 11 pm and gets intense at 1 and stays like that till 3
|
799
|
+
i still use my fingers all the time
|
800
|
+
watch im gonna put it in that little slit
|
801
|
+
this is starting to hurt my ass can we switch positions
|
802
|
+
their mouths stretched in passion
|
803
|
+
id pull mine out but its too hard to get out
|
804
|
+
so what do you want your phone to be able to do i replied i just want it to vibrate hard enough so that i can feel it no matter what
|
805
|
+
i am going to have to do it sideways its just that big
|
806
|
+
what if it gets stuck in there
|
807
|
+
wow you are done already
|
808
|
+
ew its all wet and sticky
|
809
|
+
ughhh i finally managed to swallow it all
|
810
|
+
eww its all coming in my mouth
|
811
|
+
usually you have to jerk it a couple times before it does that
|
812
|
+
but yeah they were huge purple sour tasting ones
|
813
|
+
these nerds are huge
|
814
|
+
how are you doing in this position she replies it feels so good he says awesome now just keep doing what youre doing and well be done in a minute
|
815
|
+
ugh i always put it in the wrong hole
|
816
|
+
i didnt know if i was supposed to chew it but it just busted all in my mouth now it tastes to bad to swallow
|
817
|
+
god weve been doing this for like an hour and its still stuck
|
818
|
+
it wont work her hole is bigger than mine
|
819
|
+
you gotta wiggle it around a little bit its kinda funky
|
820
|
+
to open it just finger it like this and push
|
821
|
+
i will beat you with this book well i have a bigger book it doesnt matter how big it is just how much force you put behind it
|
822
|
+
you got it in my eyes they were open and now theyre all wet
|
823
|
+
twss when she would make a comment i did it once more and she finally lost it frustrated she exclaimed god youve been nailing me all day
|
824
|
+
your nuts are stuck in my throat
|
825
|
+
i dont think youre going to get that out in time
|
826
|
+
they should put rubbers on those things
|
827
|
+
i cant get it in the hole its too hard he finally succeeds in getting it in and shouts i got in in the hole
|
828
|
+
i love that stuff squirt it right in my mouth i said lean your head back and open wide she said ok dont put to much down my throat i dont want to choke
|
829
|
+
i wasnt expecting it to shoot up in my face like that
|
830
|
+
why the f*ck would you pull out right when im coming
|
831
|
+
well i cant do it as fast with my bad arm
|
832
|
+
it was so big it wouldnt fit in my mouth
|
833
|
+
yeah so i had to sit there and blow it really good so it would be dry
|
834
|
+
you cant just whip it out and be like this is a meter
|
835
|
+
slow down i cant hear you when im bent over and its plugged in
|
836
|
+
if it were just a little bigger we could all enjoy it
|
837
|
+
yeah i always have to fake it with him too
|
838
|
+
its too big it wont come out
|
839
|
+
are you sure you want to continue unprotected
|
840
|
+
wow im getting really lightheaded from all this blowing
|
841
|
+
i keep sucking but nothing will come out
|
842
|
+
stop blowing on it to which i replied im not blowing anymore im fingering
|
843
|
+
i cant its too tight
|
844
|
+
i like the long skinny ones those are very in
|
845
|
+
lets wait until it gets thick before we put it in something
|
846
|
+
do you like salty nuts ive got plenty here in my hand
|
847
|
+
you cant expect to just put it in take it out and it to be finished
|
848
|
+
i felt it squirt all over my face
|
849
|
+
i would be happy with 2 inches of penetration twss then jamie said i wouldnt
|
850
|
+
aww its all loose now
|
851
|
+
okay i need two large male parts
|
852
|
+
ow dont stick that up my butt that hurts
|
853
|
+
im gonna go to the basement now and play with myself cya
|
854
|
+
if it wasnt wet it wouldnt have worked
|
855
|
+
well its big and black
|
856
|
+
well i dont like the meat but i like the flavor of the sauce
|
857
|
+
ewww anything that comes out of a sack tastes terrible
|
858
|
+
just push it back up but it keeps coming back down sometimes you have to hit it a few times to make it stay up but once its up it stays there
|
859
|
+
oh my god slow down this is just too hard one girl replies twss i say you dont understand its really hard and i keep missing my mouth it just wont go in while im moving
|
860
|
+
the trojans were stronger and safer than ever
|
861
|
+
yeah pedro and i did it last night but im not sure if it counted because he fell asleep half way through i just kept going though because i needed to get it done
|
862
|
+
damn i forgot to put the laundry detergent in his wife replies josh you could be on your second load if you would have done it right the first time
|
863
|
+
the hole is too small it wont fit
|
864
|
+
dont make fun of me he just got me so wet on that last ride
|
865
|
+
wayside school to my little sister when one of the characters decided to pull a girls pig-tail he said i want to wrap my fist around it feel the hair between my fingers and just yank
|
866
|
+
no its ok you dont need to pull it out
|
867
|
+
what was it like she says well it was kind of thick and creamy and it was hard to swallow downit kept getting stuck in my throat
|
868
|
+
it is so hard and impossible to make it very long my grandma said ever so supportingly dont think of it as hard think of it as a fun experience
|
869
|
+
houston we have a problem its too big
|
870
|
+
get fuzzy cartoon where the dog wanted to eat something that the cat had the cat kept telling him it wasnt edible while he kept saying that he didnt care because dogs will eat just about anything finally the cat insists it was never edible and after a pause the dog says: who am i kidding if it fits in my mouth ill give it a go
|
871
|
+
it feels soft yours is so hard
|
872
|
+
ill scream if you dont give it to me
|
873
|
+
dont pull it out yet youre not finished
|
874
|
+
why do you have to put this one here i think they look so much better without the rubber
|
875
|
+
right ill go down on this one
|
876
|
+
its easier to use your hand its faster
|
877
|
+
you can try ive been sucking on this thing for ten minutes and havent gotten anything
|
878
|
+
im trying to angle it just right so i get more juices
|
879
|
+
nah i think he can squeeze it in
|
880
|
+
it wont go deeper because its so big
|
881
|
+
shove it in deeper we dont want it slipping out
|
882
|
+
just squirt it in my mouth but make sure you aim i dont want it to get all over my face
|
883
|
+
the little ones make it last longer
|
884
|
+
it might pop in your hand
|
885
|
+
i cant find the hole
|
886
|
+
yeah well theyre easier to blow when theyre big
|
887
|
+
there is one more to do but it is really short
|
888
|
+
omg they are already hard i just want to put it in my mouth right now
|
889
|
+
well i would need to wet it down before i slide down it
|
890
|
+
its not big enough twss but she argued back with really its the biggest one i saw in my whole life
|
891
|
+
this is so hard but im so hungry id put anything in my mouth
|
892
|
+
wow its really short but it seems like you get so much power into in
|
893
|
+
you have to get it wet or else it will get sticky
|
894
|
+
if i did that harder it would have gone everywhere
|
895
|
+
i like to put the whole thing in my mouth at once and then yea thats how i like it
|
896
|
+
haha dont bend over or youll be screwed
|
897
|
+
its coming out little by little coming out squirt by squirt
|
898
|
+
thats what she said i kept telling him to stop and when i finally said it with conviction he looked up at me and said you know that im just going to keep doing this all day right
|
899
|
+
guys are you sure that you wanna go like that im free i have nothing better to do and if you want i can give each of you a ride if you guys want especially you michael youre my favourite
|
900
|
+
there we go it took us three tries but we got it up and going
|
901
|
+
do that thing with your fingers it needs to be a little larger
|
902
|
+
it wont go in either its too big or the hole is too small
|
903
|
+
like he only came round for an hour and a half today but he still came
|
904
|
+
why wont it go in its so small
|
905
|
+
then be quiet and either spread out or ill spread you out myself
|
906
|
+
this ones nice and thick
|
907
|
+
youre in the right spot just try to get in there deep
|
908
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+
its too tight i cant get in twss to which i replied no its small i can get it in
|
909
|
+
getting pounded by a swift and smooth approximate 10 75% definite whiteout conditions therell be a huge amount of white semi-liquid substance everywhere once the activity has finished near midnight maybe even missing work tomorrow from getting hit so hard
|
910
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+
can you fit your whole fist in there
|
911
|
+
it was hard and something id never done before
|
912
|
+
are you done in that hole
|
913
|
+
we cant fill er up because our hose isnt long enough
|
914
|
+
you need to be long and hard or else if wont go in right and you wont be able to pull out right
|
915
|
+
what is on your shirt and she replied my boyfriend squirted something on me
|
916
|
+
oh yeah oh yeah i love the white stuff its so delicious
|
917
|
+
omg its soo hot its all over my mouth and down my throat
|
918
|
+
im not good at this its too hard to blow without realizing he said
|
919
|
+
wait how many fingers do i use for this (twss) my teacher replied well i normally use three but whatever you want
|
920
|
+
you look exhausted how many of those did you take
|
921
|
+
oh my god nick you just about made me spit that out like everywhere
|
922
|
+
wow youre going really slow she replied with thats because im doing it with one hand
|
923
|
+
gosh im so tired of waiting on this im just gunna shove it all in my mouth to get it over with
|
924
|
+
i know youre not supposed to rub off on me
|
925
|
+
my hands hurt its cold and these balls are too hard
|
926
|
+
i love anything with balls
|
927
|
+
wow its so short its embarrassing
|
928
|
+
boy the next time you come inside you better have a good reason
|
929
|
+
woah yours is a long one
|
930
|
+
its a pretty big holei put my finger in it after a couple seconds she exclaimed wowthats wet
|
931
|
+
wow it shriveled up quickly
|
932
|
+
get out of my bush you little bastard i just trimmed
|
933
|
+
push in and pull out slowly
|
934
|
+
come on put your fist in
|
935
|
+
i will turn it all on you put it in and ill do all the work
|
936
|
+
put it back in so it can get hard again
|
937
|
+
damnit old man i wish youd pulled out 2 minutes sooner
|
938
|
+
if any of you need a good fingering john would be happy to help
|
939
|
+
is it hard to blow
|
940
|
+
well if it will get you to come sure its my first time
|
941
|
+
this thing has been poking me all day
|
942
|
+
you know you cant fit an entire orange in your mouth after pausing he added you think your mouths big enough but its not
|
943
|
+
it wont come out
|
944
|
+
theres only 5 minutes left until lunch can we go to lunch he said youd be amazed by what i can get done in 5 minutes
|
945
|
+
let me know when youre getting off because i want to come at the same time
|
946
|
+
that guy had a huge load
|
947
|
+
does it matter where i stick this twhs to which i didn´t have time to stop myself from answering you can stick it where ever you want
|
948
|
+
it would be better with more people but one-on-one could still be fun
|
949
|
+
this stick is too long to aim at my lips
|
950
|
+
well were not going to just shove something in jerk it around and then pull it out again
|
951
|
+
do i have to be here long the tech person replied by saying dont worry itll be quick and painless i can do you right now actually
|
952
|
+
oh that was a great entry boys
|
953
|
+
its so fun to squeeze and hold and play with and it smells good i never thought i would find such perfection
|
954
|
+
holy sh*t its so large and tender i can barely fit my hands around it
|
955
|
+
what happens if they dont grow the gardening club teacher shrugged just put it in and hope for the best
|
956
|
+
does it matter which process we use and my teacher replies no i take it either way as long as it gets the job done
|
957
|
+
it looks like we have an uneven amount of people some of us will have to form a threesome
|
958
|
+
is the oven ready yet to which he replied just keep on beating it youre not putting it in anytime soon
|
959
|
+
it was so much bigger than i expected
|
960
|
+
take it out before you shoot it
|
961
|
+
wow thats a really big dog my other friend then says i guess so but ive seen bigger
|
962
|
+
when are you going to pop up
|
963
|
+
yeah but i like it when it hurts
|
964
|
+
i took it out of my mouth and it sprayed all over me
|
965
|
+
can you do 69 for me the teacher replied thats very good im so glad you asked lets do 69
|
966
|
+
just relax and blow when we started playing again he stopped and told the drummers is that the hardest stick youve got
|
967
|
+
you went in the out door not allowed
|
968
|
+
too big i could ride that thing like a horse
|
969
|
+
just put all three in your mouth then after she was done i hit the button too hard and i get it everywhere and i go great there were so much of it i got it all over my face
|
970
|
+
its not that hard just really long
|
971
|
+
it was too soft i couldnt do anything with it
|
972
|
+
im having fun getting it off but it keeps going back in my face
|
973
|
+
dig deeper finish hard
|
974
|
+
now i can handle 3 inches or so but 6 is just too much to handle
|
975
|
+
its too big we have to move it around to get it out
|
976
|
+
oh my god i love the taste of this
|
977
|
+
we were grabbing some balls and they kept slipping out of our hands
|
978
|
+
wow this is big i dont know if i can fit this in my mouth
|
979
|
+
stop talking and put some effort into it
|
980
|
+
i cant take it its too big
|
981
|
+
stick it in then take it out in 20 minutes
|
982
|
+
oh my god its so big and furry
|
983
|
+
now dont jerk it too much or itll fall off
|
984
|
+
it needs to be long and fat
|
985
|
+
you dont suck it you blow it
|
986
|
+
i just kept shaking it and shaking itand i even pulled but it just wouldnt shuffle she then responded with use two hands and put all your strength into it
|
987
|
+
thats easy you suck on it the stuff comes into your mouth and then you swallow
|
988
|
+
try hard do your best its only a test of how well you can do if you need help measuring get some help you want to be good when your doing it
|
989
|
+
get inside you can fit
|
990
|
+
oh yeah im fine i just had something stuck in my throat
|
991
|
+
remind me that i need a 12 inch piece of wood
|
992
|
+
let go of me i shouted she told me the more you wiggle the tighter it gets
|
993
|
+
hold on this will be amazing if i can find it
|
994
|
+
i like the bigger ones cuz they last longer
|
995
|
+
if you dont open your mouth it will go other places
|
996
|
+
wow that took a lot longer than it should have and i said back well you stuck it in there and i couldnt get it out
|
997
|
+
does he really need to back up that far to pull out
|
998
|
+
i like to eat it plain because its long and juicy once you lick it enough
|
999
|
+
im going to just close my eyes lean back and wait for you to finish
|
1000
|
+
but it doesnt feel that long
|
1001
|
+
i can only eat a six inch
|
1002
|
+
your rod and shaft comfort me in great pleasure
|
1003
|
+
i was waiting for you to stick your hand up in there
|
1004
|
+
aww man now ive got a huge stain on my shirt from a big old piece of wood
|
1005
|
+
ugh when u screw it the stuff comes out
|
1006
|
+
damn this is a tight fit
|
1007
|
+
jeez how many inches is that
|
1008
|
+
i cant fit it in my mouth the cream keeps coming out and getting all over my hands
|
1009
|
+
so how do you know when to pull out
|
1010
|
+
this is way too small it just doesnt feel right
|
1011
|
+
you suck and suck and suddenly you get a load in the back of your throat
|
1012
|
+
yea its been awhile since ive done it so i bled a lot but now it feels great
|
1013
|
+
moooom it wont fit she replied just shove it in honey itll be okay
|
1014
|
+
i have a lamp thats supposed to have a genie in it i keep rubbing it but nothing ever comes out
|
1015
|
+
wow baby you sure were a trooper taking all those balls to the face
|
1016
|
+
come one man two straight days will wear a girl out
|
1017
|
+
is it gonna hurt and our male teacher replied with its big enough you can feel it
|
1018
|
+
this morning i blew it so hard i thought i was going to throw up
|
1019
|
+
wow that was pretty good but i bet you cant do it twice in a row
|
1020
|
+
ive been playing with it for a while but all i could get was a little squirt
|
1021
|
+
why wont it go in the hole then when i finally got it in it fell out so i yelled oh no it was finally in and it slipped out where is it where is it my friend sitting beside me said its right here between your legs
|
1022
|
+
oh my god if youre going to come halfway in then just stay out
|
1023
|
+
what are my chances of getting head 3 times
|
1024
|
+
how about i rub and you squirt
|
1025
|
+
that sounds painful and she said well its not so bad once you get in your mouth
|
1026
|
+
lubricate the rod before putting it into the hole
|
1027
|
+
32 inches is too big for the bedroom
|
1028
|
+
oh cmon take it out again and let me play with it
|
1029
|
+
hurry up and put more in your mouth youll never finish in time at that rate
|
1030
|
+
its okay ill let you put it in anywhere you want the first time
|
1031
|
+
its just so hard being on my knees doing it
|
1032
|
+
fine dont pull out see if i care
|
1033
|
+
stop putting that white stuff all over my face
|
1034
|
+
i just got my braces tightened so i can’t have anything hard
|
1035
|
+
twss
|
1036
|
+
im too tired to get that off with my hand
|
1037
|
+
omg its so big i can hardly get my mouth around it my other friend replied by saying it is really big but i find if you got at it from the side its a little easier
|
1038
|
+
ill have a 12 inch italian
|
1039
|
+
from up here it sounds like your sucking start blowing
|
1040
|
+
its dripping down my leg
|
1041
|
+
great job you were really pounding those balls out there
|
1042
|
+
liked to suck on them until they get soft
|
1043
|
+
oh i like this one better its bigger
|
1044
|
+
you may be able to get it to fit but it is a really tight space
|
1045
|
+
dammit it fell out
|
1046
|
+
just pull it out while youre sucking on it
|
1047
|
+
it was horribleprobably the most disgusting thing i ever put in my mouth it just kept gushing out
|
1048
|
+
lets play the ps2 at least with disks when it doesnt work you dont spend 20 minutes blowing just to be screwed
|
1049
|
+
i cant wait to put this in my mouth
|
1050
|
+
if it werent for me half these guys wouldnt even have wood
|
1051
|
+
if it gets stuck dont worry just wiggle it a little and it will come out
|
1052
|
+
oh my god its way to big it wont fit
|
1053
|
+
im better on bottom
|
1054
|
+
oh it doesnt matter the longer the better
|
1055
|
+
i want to do some laundry my aunt said i think zach just put a load in
|
1056
|
+
my fingers are too small my hands cramp up its just too hard
|
1057
|
+
stick it in slowly then pull it out really fast
|
1058
|
+
i wanted to take a picture but i made it too big
|
1059
|
+
we have to make this a quickie in and out
|
1060
|
+
wow thats a big wiener to be putting in your mouth
|
1061
|
+
you have to jerk it off to get it to come out
|
1062
|
+
its to big to fit in unless i twist it the right way or maybe if it was wet it would slide in better
|
1063
|
+
just blow and finger
|
1064
|
+
ugh i keep sucking and sucking and sucking as hard as i can but nothing is coming out
|
1065
|
+
i scream really loud when its hard
|
1066
|
+
you cant dance beneath me when theres monster between my legs
|
1067
|
+
nothing comes out but it explodes out the back so i have to get it all over my hands and its sticky and messy
|
1068
|
+
it keeps being dried up when i pop open a new one
|
1069
|
+
oh yes the long thick ones are hard to maneuver without suffocating
|
1070
|
+
small on size but big on pleasure
|
1071
|
+
we almost had a problem i didnt think the hole was big enough
|
1072
|
+
hurry up and then i replied its not my fault i cant make this thing blow any faster
|
1073
|
+
my throats numb im ready to go
|
1074
|
+
ill do it later i dont want him to come while im down there
|
1075
|
+
yeah its so big but my opening is so small
|
1076
|
+
dont shove that big thing in my mouth
|
1077
|
+
dont worry i can totally handle a big one
|
1078
|
+
its long but not hard
|
1079
|
+
it gets stuck a lot so you have to push really hard
|
1080
|
+
wow i hope i can fit it in my mouth
|
1081
|
+
it better taste good cause its coming fast
|
1082
|
+
no its ok because i dont bite i only suck
|
1083
|
+
omg it just popped out in my face
|
1084
|
+
i like to be on top of you to make sure you finish the work
|
1085
|
+
wow i put the whole thing in my mouth
|
1086
|
+
look at the size of the things theyre blowing its huge
|
1087
|
+
my backdoor is not working youll have to use the front door
|
1088
|
+
wow you must suck fast
|
1089
|
+
be careful its all wet and slippery
|
1090
|
+
i was just about to come and then you knocked
|
1091
|
+
yeah look how wide her mouth opens
|
1092
|
+
i cant get it out of my throat its like stuck in there
|
1093
|
+
its a little stiff but i can manage
|
1094
|
+
just for that im gonna whip it out and play with it
|
1095
|
+
im a little suprised its not usually that quick
|
1096
|
+
i did a load of blacks last night they were all in there
|
1097
|
+
oh dont worry when they see you coming they pull it out
|
1098
|
+
i guess well have to do it orally
|
1099
|
+
this is great its one quick gulp then youre ready for another
|
1100
|
+
i really had to push that thing in because it wasnt fitting
|
1101
|
+
i’m good at oral
|
1102
|
+
you didnt let me finish
|
1103
|
+
give me the thingy i know how to work itill just stick it in
|
1104
|
+
its not even wet yet and u wanna go faster
|
1105
|
+
you keep trying but you cant get it in
|
1106
|
+
im so glad you made me come
|
1107
|
+
careful its real slippery in there
|
1108
|
+
i need to get better at blowing im choking on it too much
|
1109
|
+
stop the more you rub it the more it comes
|
1110
|
+
now hes taken it out it looks pretty big
|
1111
|
+
he whipped it out tried to squirt it in my mouth but he missed and got it all over my face
|
1112
|
+
tony when you come use the backdoor
|
1113
|
+
if it went any deeper i probably would have thrown up all over it
|
1114
|
+
hey just because you got off doesnt mean i did
|
1115
|
+
18 inches puts it here were gonna have to go in a little farther
|
1116
|
+
could you whip it out for me
|
1117
|
+
im sorry i cant swallow this one
|
1118
|
+
theyre going to keep coming like a rain that never ends
|
1119
|
+
put it in youll like it
|
1120
|
+
so i guess you cant be trusted with anything bigger in your mouth
|
1121
|
+
how big is this thing gonna get
|
1122
|
+
stop forcing me in already when im ready ill come
|
1123
|
+
there should be a hole right around here where you can stick the staff in hopefully it fits
|
1124
|
+
im not even going to touch that one im just going to sit on it
|
1125
|
+
ewww its all dirty i dont wanna lick that
|
1126
|
+
im coming im coming it just takes soooo long for me to get there
|
1127
|
+
i just cant seem to get it in the hole
|
1128
|
+
oh you really gotta put the whole thing in your mouth or else all the stuff comes out all over ya
|
1129
|
+
no i know theyre just going to force it down my throat
|
1130
|
+
you want to go in there dont you big boy
|
1131
|
+
you know how that thing pops up it was very little
|
1132
|
+
its just not fair he keeps dangling it in my face and he just wont give it to me
|
1133
|
+
can you go down i need to finish
|
1134
|
+
my hands are too small and its too big i cant grip it
|
1135
|
+
he would make a terrible father because as soon as it came close to the end he would just pull out
|
1136
|
+
oh it doesnt matter the longer the better
|
1137
|
+
is it suppose to hurt like that twss he said it will only hurt the first couple of times
|
1138
|
+
can we do this without talking
|
1139
|
+
i dont like a mouthful i just like the taste
|
1140
|
+
wow you got me all wet and sticky
|
1141
|
+
excuse me how do i suck on these balls
|
1142
|
+
dont you dare take that out of there
|
1143
|
+
size doesnt matter its how you use it
|
1144
|
+
wait why is it all over my face and not all over yours
|
1145
|
+
but u have to do it in front of me and put it all in your mouth
|
1146
|
+
man this is a lot harder then it looks i cant do it my friend turned around and told me just keep trying when i did it first i wasnt good either then i got better
|
1147
|
+
if their toes didnt curl you didnt do it right
|
1148
|
+
do it like i did it last night knees on the floor
|
1149
|
+
do you have any idea how long and hard i had to work to get her to come let alone twice
|
1150
|
+
omg these are so hard to blow then my othr mate replied i know you end up feeling light headed its easier if you hold them tighter otherwise they end up going all over the place
|
1151
|
+
i cant feel my thighs or my ass but i want to go again
|
1152
|
+
i like the taste of them i just dont like the feel of them in my mouth so i just suck on them
|
1153
|
+
i have a black man inside of me all the time
|
1154
|
+
oh wow that was so huge but i just had to put it all in my mouth
|
1155
|
+
oh sorry that just fell out my box
|
1156
|
+
you jerk him til he comes
|
1157
|
+
ill be wet before i get it up
|
1158
|
+
keep comming until i say stop
|
1159
|
+
oh i loved it i could ride that thing all day long
|
1160
|
+
cheesy prize thursday at school where the teacher pulls your name from a hat and you get to choose a badly-wrapped cheesy prize i told her i was gonna grab the biggest one but on an impulse i grabbed the small one and it was the best choice ive ever made
|
1161
|
+
i know that as soon as i take my top off hes going to come
|
1162
|
+
i love dicks
|
1163
|
+
you killed your straw i said i dont like when too much gets in my mouth at once twss then she said you can control that by sucking twss i replied but thats a big hole
|
1164
|
+
get it out get it out it hurts
|
1165
|
+
just shut up and shove them in
|
1166
|
+
thats okay we can just use lotion to get it off
|
1167
|
+
you have to go in hard and come out wet and breathless youll feel good when youre done
|
1168
|
+
it was long and hard and boring
|
1169
|
+
no i want to see balls
|
1170
|
+
why are you so hard right now
|
1171
|
+
would you like the black one or the white one she answered it doesnt matter ill suck on both
|
1172
|
+
that hole is so hairy
|
1173
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wow ur fast i replied
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1174
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ok guys this is as hard as i can make it i started peeing myself and my friend noticed right after then we did a problem together and after we finished he said i know that took a lot of bouncing around but arent you glad that we did it together instead of you having to do it alone
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1175
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everyday i get rode on first thing in the morning i wake up and someones riding on me its not just guys either girls too i get rode on long and hard and they just wont stop im just tired of being ridden on while im not ready
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1176
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you need a wet finish
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1177
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i didnt see him coming so i had to switch sides
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1178
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holy moly six inches thats insane
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1179
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it only takes the skinny ones too every time i try putting a bigger one in that tiny hole the entire thing gets jammed
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1180
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come on guys 69 isnt even that hard someone do 69 infront of the class now
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1181
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+
damn that shit is going back and forth so fast i cant even see it
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1182
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+
that was the least suspenseful thing i ever saw there was no climax and i think the whole production lacked energy
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1183
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+
god its just so big and it bulges out there
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1184
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+
i dont know how it got so big and heavy but it went in good
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1185
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+
you did it too hard then he replied well at least i can fit in now
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1186
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i just put the whole thing in my mouth and suck on it
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1187
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+
why would anyone want to shove something that big in someones mouth
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1188
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+
wow its a tight fit to get in there hey
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1189
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ring hockey my teacher was explaining how to use the hockey stick when she said you just need to stick it in and push
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1190
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awww man i wish it was longer
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1191
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everytime i take it out this stuff gets all over my mouth
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1192
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i felt it penetrate but once it was in and it released all the liquidy stuff i couldnt feel it but now it aches like f*ck
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1193
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keep on blowing she responded its full i cant fit anymore in it
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1194
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its fun to play with but i dont wanna stretch the hole
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1195
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are you using the one or two finger attack
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1196
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its not working my teacher then proceeded to say you just need to stick it in there real good
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1197
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i want the thickest one
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1198
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i cant stuff it in there i need you to help me
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1199
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go ahead and come only to get replies saying twss
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1200
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+
its hard to get really deep
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1201
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i shouldnt yell or it might come in my mouth
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1202
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it turns me off because its so thick but its still pretty good
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1203
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its okay you can put two in at once
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1204
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i cant get it back in
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1205
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+
i touched it and was all hard
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1206
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+
you got it all over my face and in my hair stop spraying all over me
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1207
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+
it’s big enough to satisfy me now
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1208
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+
its a white anaconda
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1209
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+
ugh his head just wont fit its too big
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1210
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ugh you got it all over me to which she responded its not my fault you pulled out too fast
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1211
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kevin stop slapping it like that just smoothly slide it in
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1212
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i love it so much look its pink on the inside
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1213
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+
yeah but ive blown bigger ones just didnt take pictures
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1214
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yeah just give it a tug and itll come
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1215
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you know i really feel like there is something powerful between my legs
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1216
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+
its longer then im used to but i handled it okay
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1217
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+
im always banging something
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1218
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+
why is it every time you come you get wet
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1219
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+
omg that burned my throat seriously i couldnt swallow
|
1220
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+
itll grow bigger even if it might look weird at first just let it grow
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1221
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+
theres too much meat in my taco
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1222
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+
its dragging on the floor
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1223
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+
that was so bad im gonna give you another chance
|
1224
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+
oh man i squirted
|
1225
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+
do we have to stay on top of you the entire night
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1226
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+
it might be a couple of minutes i cant get it in
|
1227
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+
stop jerking it so hardits gonna break
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1228
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+
its not longer its just harder
|
1229
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+
my favorite treat is the ho-hos those ho-hos are fully of yummy white cream twss then my grandmother continued to say i love the ding-dongs they are long and feel amazing when they enter your mouth
|
1230
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+
i cant get it in there
|
1231
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+
i dont like bananas because theyre mushy my grandma replied i dont like them when they are soft i like them when theyre firm and hard
|
1232
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+
keep trying its had a lot of fingers in it before
|
1233
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+
its too soft to blow my other partner said once it gets harder its easier to blow once my friend succeeded in blowing the bubble she said aloud damn im a good blower
|
1234
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+
mr colbys was really long and hard but mr morriss was short
|
1235
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+
what the hell is wrong with you i couldnt get all that meat in my mouth even if i push it in all the way down my throat
|
1236
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+
mr jones how will you be giving the quiz to us passing it out written on the board and he replies oh im just going to give it to you orally
|
1237
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+
sarah get me a wet paper towel i got it all over my leg and its dripping
|
1238
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+
it didnt fit in mine either but i just stuck it in
|
1239
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+
three will do me i had six once and couldnt walk
|
1240
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+
slide in all the way
|
1241
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+
this thing is huge theres no way im gonna fit all this in my mouth
|
1242
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+
its stuck again help me get it out
|
1243
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+
this is the longest problem ever and i said ive seen longer
|
1244
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+
dont you dare put that thing back in there
|
1245
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+
now thats some good fingering
|
1246
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+
i cant get it to go in i dont know what to do
|
1247
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+
just as soon as im done doing her ill come hold on
|
1248
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+
when he did it it hurt so bad i teared but then after the pain subsides and now it only hurts if i touch it
|
1249
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+
be careful dont stick the whole thing in your mouth its too big and youll choke
|
1250
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+
it was big and black so i had to run
|
1251
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+
i cant take it its too long
|
1252
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+
it was absolutely hugemuch bigger than any of the ones you would have seen before
|
1253
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+
do you need help laying that pipe or can you get it in there
|
1254
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+
were doing oral presentations today my friend said yes im good at oral
|
1255
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+
why is your stick shorter than the rest ive seen
|
1256
|
+
where do i stick this thing and then without thinking i say stick it in that hole but hurry up im getting wet
|
1257
|
+
oh f*** i cant take this its hurting my butt
|
1258
|
+
hey i cant find the other ball there is only one here
|
1259
|
+
i give up i dont know how to turn you on
|
1260
|
+
man this stick is stiff and i say dont press too hard or youll break it
|
1261
|
+
the more i play with it the harder it gets
|
1262
|
+
i was standing there and was like i always ride the big one why isnt it coming
|
1263
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+
im still wet from this morning
|
1264
|
+
its too big for me to work with
|
1265
|
+
oh my gosh does all that have to fit in there
|
1266
|
+
hey we came at the same time
|
1267
|
+
sometimes when you ride too long you get wet
|
1268
|
+
oh god it squirted all over my face
|
1269
|
+
it might be in there but its so small i dont feel it
|
1270
|
+
god why is it so long
|
1271
|
+
careful that ones really hard and slippery
|
1272
|
+
nope it doesnt fit too big and he immediately said whos piece i replied your thing is too big for my hole
|
1273
|
+
i get so impatient its just so big and juicy all i want to do is swallow it
|
1274
|
+
yes ill have mine white and twelve inches i like the extra meat
|
1275
|
+
dammit it got stuck again
|
1276
|
+
that was really deep kevin
|
1277
|
+
yes its finally in
|
1278
|
+
oh oh my god im blowing all these guys
|
1279
|
+
its okay though i just swallowed it and kept going like a trooper
|
1280
|
+
wow these are the two hardest balls ive felt all day
|
1281
|
+
omg its so hard to get it all down
|
1282
|
+
thats the thickest ive ever seen it
|
1283
|
+
wow it goes in easier when its wet
|
1284
|
+
its delicious so thick and so juicy
|
1285
|
+
put it in deep and dont pull out
|
1286
|
+
how much wetter can you possibly want it
|
1287
|
+
its hard being on top
|
1288
|
+
you stick it in and take it out the second time is going to be harder when you take it out the second time it may be sticky and wet so dont play with it then the third time it will be smooth slick and easy to take out
|
1289
|
+
yea ive been blowing all day and it just keeps on coming
|
1290
|
+
i love it when black guys go deep
|
1291
|
+
give me three more inches
|
1292
|
+
find the hole with the tip and put it in if you miss you will hear a sound push hard and keep it straight take your time so you dont mess up
|
1293
|
+
he cant get it in his hand is shaking too much
|
1294
|
+
you just have to shove it in & pump hard
|
1295
|
+
my hands are busy just put it in my mouth
|
1296
|
+
i dont want to suck on this anymore but since i dont have anywhere else to put it i guess i might as well just put it back in my mouth at least it still tastes good
|
1297
|
+
where is he and after she said that he showed up my other friend told her you just had to open your mouth and then he came
|
1298
|
+
can you help me with this i cant get my hand around it
|
1299
|
+
i can feel it but i dont know who it is
|
1300
|
+
i could do this for hours
|
1301
|
+
oops i think my tailpipe just got stuffed
|
1302
|
+
i was going to tell you not to blow your load too early
|
1303
|
+
its funny im taller than rob zombie to which i replied i cant believe how small he is i thought hed be bigger
|
1304
|
+
crap now i have all this white sticky stuff on my hands
|
1305
|
+
looks like someone trimmed that bush
|
1306
|
+
it was long and hardi mean 2 late nights in a row
|
1307
|
+
oh god theres just so much of it i cant swallow it all at once
|
1308
|
+
thats not fair this one is three times more likely to give you head than tail
|
1309
|
+
do you go all the way or do you pull out
|
1310
|
+
oh that got bigger than i thought
|
1311
|
+
oh my god im shaking so bad it wont go in to which my friend answered suck it up and stick it in i have places to go
|
1312
|
+
i have 2 balls in my mouth im gonna put another in and blow
|
1313
|
+
wow thats a really big squirt
|
1314
|
+
its huge itll never fit inside maybe we should grease it
|
1315
|
+
jacob put your bone back in your pants and dont let me see you playing with it for the rest of the night
|
1316
|
+
honey i dont think this is going to fit
|
1317
|
+
its harder when its longer isnt it
|
1318
|
+
just put it in your mouth im sure it tastes better than it looks
|
1319
|
+
just stick it in the hole
|
1320
|
+
its shrinking i can feel it
|
1321
|
+
im trying but its kind of hard to do with only one hand
|
1322
|
+
this is gonna be good i can already feel it
|
1323
|
+
that was awesome but now i am all wet
|
1324
|
+
if theres anything im an expert at is making things fit into small spaces
|
1325
|
+
oh i love the long ones
|
1326
|
+
no so i saidyoure gonna get in it and youre gonna like it
|
1327
|
+
i can touch it but i cant bang it
|
1328
|
+
how do you eat pumpkin seeds do you bake them with seasoning first and my other friend said no i just suck on em and swallow
|
1329
|
+
ugh mine wont fit twss the teacher looks at her and the person says no matter what i do im never going to get this to fit in here
|
1330
|
+
okay you just gotta swallow it fast cuz if you let it sit too long in your mouth it will be too creamy to swallow
|
1331
|
+
you need to pull it out lick it and stick it back in
|
1332
|
+
thats it i give up it was fun at first but then it just got harder and harder and i kept falling off it
|
1333
|
+
is it gonna be longer than 6 inches because thats all i can do
|
1334
|
+
he gets so deep nobodys ever been that far inside and it feels so good to just release it all for him
|
1335
|
+
ive been sucking on this thing all day and it doesnt feel any smaller just stickier
|
1336
|
+
oh my god this just keeps getting harder and harder
|
1337
|
+
thats never gunna work and i replied it will do ive fit bigger ones in
|
1338
|
+
no youre doing it wrong youre sticking it in the wrong hole
|
1339
|
+
you have to squeeze it before you put it in
|
1340
|
+
its too big i cant put two hands around it
|
1341
|
+
no no its way to thick and those heads are massive theyll penetrate too far you have to pull it out before it does any damage
|
1342
|
+
that was pretty big but it couldve been bigger
|
1343
|
+
i cant get in in gently and i dont wanna just shove it in
|
1344
|
+
we dont need this since you already know how to eat out
|
1345
|
+
you do know im faking it right
|
1346
|
+
i didnt realize it squirted that much
|
1347
|
+
stop playing around and get into position and i responded ok coach it just hurts my back to do this
|
1348
|
+
my turn she responded chris how can i do you you are too big
|
1349
|
+
i dont know where to put it i responded just sit on it till he comes and goes away
|
1350
|
+
because i want something small that i can suck on
|
1351
|
+
if this were any harder it would break my fake teeth
|
1352
|
+
i didnt get my mouth over it before it shot out but it all shot in my mouth anyway
|
1353
|
+
i dont know its so hard
|
1354
|
+
aww daniel i told you you should have put it in more
|
1355
|
+
push in pull out push in pull out
|
1356
|
+
get your hand out of there youre gonna stretch it out
|
1357
|
+
it is a little tight but your small so you could fit
|
1358
|
+
how about we finger it first
|
1359
|
+
wow thats even bigger than i thought
|
1360
|
+
i scream when im wet
|
1361
|
+
is it going to get bigger
|
1362
|
+
i keep sucking but its not coming
|
1363
|
+
long strokes are more efficient you can finish in half the time short strokes tire you out faster
|
1364
|
+
adam stop spraying my face youre making me all wet
|
1365
|
+
there is no way that will fit in there just look at how tight it is
|
1366
|
+
now see this wood is hard if you run your hand down the side you can feel the density and firmness
|
1367
|
+
i can blow good
|
1368
|
+
ahhhhh it just keeps coming its coming again after that he talked about the timpani drums and said yeah the head is too big
|
1369
|
+
ahh its all over my face
|
1370
|
+
its so big i doubt i can fit it all in my mouth
|
1371
|
+
i should blow this as hard as i can
|
1372
|
+
stop it youre making me all wet
|
1373
|
+
i cant stop it when youre going so hard
|
1374
|
+
noooo you went in too deep
|
1375
|
+
just stick it in so you can come already
|
1376
|
+
its always important to have two balls so that when hes playing with one youve got the other
|
1377
|
+
i saw you at your game last night but the worst part of it is i was sooo wet
|
1378
|
+
once you suck all the juice out its pretty much good for nothing
|
1379
|
+
you just have to get it wet then shove it right in
|
1380
|
+
well yeah big things are more fun
|
1381
|
+
can you stop making my hole bigger
|
1382
|
+
darling its better down where its wetter take it from me
|
1383
|
+
it was really big and uncomfortable in my mouth
|
1384
|
+
so we can use either hole right
|
1385
|
+
you have to use two fingers
|
1386
|
+
the harder you go more will come out
|
1387
|
+
my hands hurt can we take a break
|
1388
|
+
its too big i cant receive it
|
1389
|
+
i keep swallowing the white stuff but it keeps on coming
|
1390
|
+
its harder to keep in when its thin it just keeps falling out
|
1391
|
+
dont blow too hard you dont want it all over your face
|
1392
|
+
yeah whenever you stuff it too much it rips
|
1393
|
+
i just cant believe that huge thing explodes 8 to 12 times every day
|
1394
|
+
just taste it and then spit it out dont swallow
|
1395
|
+
i thought youd examine before you put it in your mouth
|
1396
|
+
just put it in the back of your throat and dont think about it
|
1397
|
+
head is important and make sure you give a lot of it to your customers
|
1398
|
+
i could get this in i could get this in i just need to squeeze it tight and push it in quickly
|
1399
|
+
here put it in my hands and ill lick it from the bottom for you
|
1400
|
+
no no dont take it out it wont go back in
|
1401
|
+
the longer you play with it the harder it gets
|
1402
|
+
put it in and then you can come inside
|
1403
|
+
he can do magical things with his fingers
|
1404
|
+
it seemed like it would be easy to do but it was just so hard and after all that he didnt even like what i did so i had to do it again
|
1405
|
+
just try blowing harder her response: i cant blow harder its too much
|
1406
|
+
wed love to be sitting on your face
|
1407
|
+
thats right you cant stick it in if theres one in there already
|
1408
|
+
the faster you bang it the more it hurts
|
1409
|
+
oh i call top following behind him was my mom who said oh its your first time need any help
|
1410
|
+
be patient i know its hard and the floor is uncomfortable but im almost finished
|
1411
|
+
i dont understand why it gets so big
|
1412
|
+
just stick it in there fill it up and pull it back out
|
1413
|
+
hot damn that hurt but it was a good hurt i broke a sweat a major sweat
|
1414
|
+
you can try and stick it in there but its going to get really tight
|
1415
|
+
i guess i was so excited that i just couldnt wait to get it in my mouth remind me never to put something so big and hard in my mouth again it really tore it up
|
1416
|
+
wow you are the perfect length for me right now
|
1417
|
+
its in right why does it hurt so much its not like its my first time or anything
|
1418
|
+
it wont fit and i said oh you probably have to wiggle it around then it will slide in
|
1419
|
+
it came it finally camethe big one
|
1420
|
+
wow thats really long she repliedtwss while laughing she exclaimedhey im getting pretty good at this its easier than i thought it would be
|
1421
|
+
its the wettest thing in the world
|
1422
|
+
the balls are just hanging there noticing that they were in a little hole in the fence i added are they stuck in the hole
|
1423
|
+
no way that is too big
|
1424
|
+
you cant go that fast when its this tight
|
1425
|
+
stop blowing it or you will hurt yourself
|
1426
|
+
ughh it hurts when i swallow
|
1427
|
+
im in an awkward position
|
1428
|
+
oh come on if its really tiny well just ride it twice
|
1429
|
+
omg you squirted it in my eye you bastard it burns
|
1430
|
+
im having trouble putting it into this hole here
|
1431
|
+
hmmi like anything that can fit in my mouth
|
1432
|
+
maybe we should try something horny
|
1433
|
+
how did you miss that shot i replied my hands are still slippery from earlier
|
1434
|
+
youre sticking it in the wrong hole
|
1435
|
+
alright come on girls on top boys on the bottom
|
1436
|
+
help me i cant seem to get it to go in
|
1437
|
+
yeah it was a big scary one i was shaking it lasted so long
|
1438
|
+
shane why cant you just come earlier and leave sooner
|
1439
|
+
no fair he came right between my legs
|
1440
|
+
dont blow yet just try fingering it first
|
1441
|
+
oh i will blow and you will sit there and enjoy it
|
1442
|
+
my hands getting kinda tired does anyone else wanna beat this
|
1443
|
+
i need another six inches
|
1444
|
+
wow that really shot out of there
|
1445
|
+
its all slimy cause i was sucking on it
|
1446
|
+
stop playing with that youll stretch it out and then i cant use it
|
1447
|
+
does anyone have a rubber i can borrow i will give it back after i finished with it
|
1448
|
+
what the fuck dont you know how to aim you got me right in the eye
|
1449
|
+
just angle your body right and that sucker in
|
1450
|
+
i didnt touch your thing but its up
|
1451
|
+
will you just stick your thing in me so it wont hurt me anymore because i really want to do this
|
1452
|
+
my hand and arm are getting tired my dad said were almost done keep stroking
|
1453
|
+
aw it fell out of my mouth twss and my mom proceeded to say well you need to either keep it in your mouth or dont put it there in the first place
|
1454
|
+
dont poke it with a stick just run off and play with your balls
|
1455
|
+
youve got some on your face twss unbeknownst to my girlfriend she responded this piece is too bigi cant fit it in my mouth
|
1456
|
+
but its so much more fun when its big
|
1457
|
+
why its just like a big ipod touch
|
1458
|
+
hey can i use your ipad
|
1459
|
+
its not going to fit my mom responded with come on if you turn it the other way it will fit i replied with youre right its smaller than it looks i thought it was bigger
|
1460
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+
you just get a little in your mouth and be sure to blow really hard
|
1461
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+
oops is that ok and my mom said thats fine its better when you go deep
|
1462
|
+
have a look in the crack and see if you can see anything white
|
1463
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+
have a look in the crack and see if you can see anything white
|
1464
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+
aim for the mouth
|
1465
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+
tomboy girl was wearing big hoop earrings so my friend will asked her why and she replied with im trying to stretch my hole
|
1466
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+
youre going to have to take it out and turn it around then then put it back in because its too big and wet
|
1467
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+
im squeezing it but nothings coming out on me
|
1468
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+
no honey not that hole its too small i dont think it will fit try again
|
1469
|
+
rude boy by rihanna and the lyrics are: come on rude boy boy can you get it up come here rude boy boy is you big enough take it take it baby baby take it take it love me love me
|
1470
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+
im sucking but nothings coming out
|
1471
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+
well my husband is pretty big and i want him to be able to get in and out pretty easily
|
1472
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+
come on just put it in your mouth and blow
|
1473
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+
i cant believe its so tiny
|
1474
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+
yeah but i hate when you blow really hard and it explodes all over your face
|
1475
|
+
i had to press it really hard so the sticky stuff would come out
|
1476
|
+
my favorite way to have these is to suck on them one at a time
|
1477
|
+
im waiting for you to go down i dont care how long it takes i got all day
|
1478
|
+
i choked before i even put it in my mouth
|
1479
|
+
hey can you pull it out so i can go down
|
1480
|
+
i worked that hard getting it in im not taking it out
|
1481
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+
im getting it wet first so it wont hurt
|
1482
|
+
its bigger than yours right i asked the response: no theyre about the same size except his is longer
|
1483
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+
it was exciting i just wish it wouldve lasted longer
|
1484
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+
oh two guys are coming this is going to be a real treat
|
1485
|
+
wwhen you stick it in it hurts
|
1486
|
+
anything that will fit in this hole when handed a pin she looked at it and said oh thats not going to be big enough
|
1487
|
+
it was long and black and wouldnt get out of me not realizing what she was saying she continued it was coming at me so fast i didnt have time to close my mouth that thing entered so quickly
|
1488
|
+
no because it will take me longer than you to finish
|
1489
|
+
boy i sure hope that tastes better than it smells
|
1490
|
+
its hard to suck and then i replied if i suck too hard im gonna choke
|
1491
|
+
dont squeeze it too hard or it will all come squirting out the top
|
1492
|
+
oh it was a long one
|
1493
|
+
wow i didnt know they came that small
|
1494
|
+
put this in youll like it
|
1495
|
+
yeah i was hopping up here so you could get off
|
1496
|
+
its big its slow and its gonna be long
|
1497
|
+
im going to put my mouth on it and suck it dry
|
1498
|
+
do you want me to pull it out for you
|
1499
|
+
it isnt stiff enough yet
|
1500
|
+
theres no way i can fit all of this in my mouth
|
1501
|
+
the girl saidthe head is the best part its very juicy you need to get it and suck it suck every little thing out
|
1502
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+
slow down youre too quick
|
1503
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+
hes so big let the poor guy in it’s probably already hard
|
1504
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+
come on we have to go i said ok then she said honey come faster i have to go twss then when i was ready i said ok i finally came are you happy now
|
1505
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+
i know he licks and licks and makes everything wet
|
1506
|
+
i cant suck that it is way to large to fit in my mouth
|
1507
|
+
oh just put it back there somewhere but be gentle with it; i dunno if its wrapped
|
1508
|
+
normally theres a huge climax but for some reason its not coming
|
1509
|
+
as soon as i squeezed it it squirted on me
|
1510
|
+
its too big it wont fit in
|
1511
|
+
just stuff the damn thing in your mouth and swallow
|
1512
|
+
its so big i cant possibly fit the whole thing in my mouth
|
1513
|
+
i dont care as long as its fun to play with
|
1514
|
+
yeah everything on that boy is oversized
|
1515
|
+
its not working my other friend said just jiggle it around a little and it should slide right in
|
1516
|
+
you know from what i hear they dont really suck they blow
|
1517
|
+
thats quite big it might not fit oh shove it in anyway
|
1518
|
+
do you have to suck harder to get more out
|
1519
|
+
everyone squirted a little in mine
|
1520
|
+
son after she gets off then you can leave
|
1521
|
+
here ill just put it in quick and fast the other proceeded to say no its too big it will rip
|
1522
|
+
theres too much of it it wont all go in at once
|
1523
|
+
its too thick i just keep sucking and im getting dizzy from it
|
1524
|
+
im putting it in all the way and it doesnt work if i keep pulling it out itll get even harder
|
1525
|
+
this is a long and hard one so ride it the hardest and fastest you can
|
1526
|
+
dangit it fell out i cant get it back in
|
1527
|
+
it squirted all over my face and hands
|
1528
|
+
ive never felt something go that far down my throat in my life
|
1529
|
+
im going to finish this sausageyummy after i had caught by breath from all the laughter i yelled you almost made me choke
|
1530
|
+
i hate it when you miss your bus by 30 seconds soon after posting this one of my friends commented saying: oh yeah i hate it when it pulls out just as you get there
|
1531
|
+
is there any white stuff on my face
|
1532
|
+
it was so hard my lips were swollen
|
1533
|
+
ow now my cheeks hurt from blowing too hard
|
1534
|
+
this gives your arm a workout
|
1535
|
+
stop playing with it and eat it already
|
1536
|
+
ughh i hate those big black balls
|
1537
|
+
i dont think its going to fit maybe we should get it wet then it will slide in really easy
|
1538
|
+
it tastes better if you lick it off the top
|
1539
|
+
stop im already wet without you putting your hands on me
|
1540
|
+
pump with your right hand and then slowly add in your left
|
1541
|
+
alright i will try my hardest to come
|
1542
|
+
your noodle just squirted up into me
|
1543
|
+
yeah it was just something that came out unexpectedly
|
1544
|
+
it was too big and had too much cream
|
1545
|
+
its really wet and ive already had a couple kids go down unexpectedly
|
1546
|
+
once i’ve been drinking a lot my top comes off pretty easily
|
1547
|
+
uhh i have to suck so hard
|
1548
|
+
why the heck wont it go in oh its not stiff enough
|
1549
|
+
man it hurts my legs trying to balance on this thing
|
1550
|
+
you sure you know where to put it in
|
1551
|
+
oh man it squirted on my face
|
1552
|
+
put it back in and this time wait until you finish to pull it out
|
1553
|
+
come on get in get in hurry
|
1554
|
+
i like doing the big ones
|
1555
|
+
its been in your mouth for half an hour either spit it out or swallow it
|
1556
|
+
why do you always pull it out when i get to the good part
|
1557
|
+
wow its amazing what you can do with your two fingers
|
1558
|
+
yeah its gonna be never ending the company is fine its my butt that cant take it
|
1559
|
+
how many bjs do you need
|
1560
|
+
yea it wasnt hard to get off
|
1561
|
+
any time hed come i would tilt my head back and swallow the whole thing
|
1562
|
+
this is the hardest thing i have ever sat on
|
1563
|
+
get your finger out of my muffin
|
1564
|
+
wow i didnt know he could get that long
|
1565
|
+
yeah i thought it was gonna be a little long but it was actually kinda short it fit perfectly
|
1566
|
+
i hate it when you have it in your mouth and you just dont want to swallow
|
1567
|
+
i usually just go down but sometimes they make me do other things
|
1568
|
+
its always dark and im always drunk when i go down here
|
1569
|
+
geez it just keeps getting harder and harder the more you play with it
|
1570
|
+
you really have to suck hard to get it come in your mouth
|
1571
|
+
whoa he pulled out without warning
|
1572
|
+
look i can put the whole thing in my mouth and take the nut out
|
1573
|
+
ok im just going to hold this and stare at it until it comes
|
1574
|
+
how come mine isnt big enough and the other girl said i dont know maybe the holes too small
|
1575
|
+
its so big and i just looked at her because my dad was sitting across from us then she said what i cant wrap my hand around it
|
1576
|
+
i like them hard said one of my cousins no the other one said the harder they are the more they hurt
|
1577
|
+
there you go push it up into her
|
1578
|
+
he put that thing in my face and i can still taste it in my mouth
|
1579
|
+
that was the most enjoyable sausage ive ever had in my mouth
|
1580
|
+
contractions are 10 minutes apartnow if it would just get harder we might see some progress
|
1581
|
+
oh yeah its the blackest one ive ever seen and it lasts a really long time
|
1582
|
+
i love putting things in my mouthit feels good
|
1583
|
+
why does it get all wet like that
|
1584
|
+
how big do you think that one is i replied im not sure but ill bet its huge
|
1585
|
+
hey look it fits in the crack
|
1586
|
+
lets do it orally it will be faster
|
1587
|
+
when its thicker its usually shorter
|
1588
|
+
but ive seen them come a lot faster
|
1589
|
+
do you want this to go my friends says no she continued dont get me wrong its nice really nice but its just too big
|
1590
|
+
you can put it in either one but make sure you dont squish my buns
|
1591
|
+
hey get out of my bush
|
1592
|
+
i just need to stuff something in my mouth to keep me satisfied
|
1593
|
+
too bad i dropped your phone when i was clicking the button sorry :/ and i said its no problem its fine she replied it was way too slippery i had nothing to hold on to
|
1594
|
+
great now im all wet we have to get it out quick
|
1595
|
+
it was gonna blow so i had to cover my face
|
1596
|
+
dont put it in yet
|
1597
|
+
youre going to have to pull out before i can get in there
|
1598
|
+
i cant spread my legs far enough to get on it
|
1599
|
+
just stick it in the hole and squeeze
|
1600
|
+
i took yours out earlier because it was so small
|
1601
|
+
what if you choke on it she replied it hardly fits in my mouth it cant fit in my throat
|
1602
|
+
where do i put this in response she said put it in my box
|
1603
|
+
for such a small man he takes a long time
|
1604
|
+
i only saw the tip of it but it looks huge
|
1605
|
+
so you think you can dance judge mia michels told said to one of the dancers: it was fast it was hard and you hit everything with perfect accuracy i loved it
|
1606
|
+
no matter how hard i suck on this thing it still wont come up
|
1607
|
+
its not how hard you blow its all about technique
|
1608
|
+
it almost got in the hole
|
1609
|
+
quit fingering it and just eat it
|
1610
|
+
you have to pay to use the front entrance but the rear entrance is no charge i prefer using that one; its more fun
|
1611
|
+
shes good with the hands bad with the head
|
1612
|
+
dont ask questions just put this in your mouth and suck on it
|
1613
|
+
stop fingering my muffin
|
1614
|
+
i can do a lot with this even though its short
|
1615
|
+
the price is right when a contestant almost fell after spinning the wheel i said man she almost fell from yankin that thing so hard
|
1616
|
+
where do you put it in
|
1617
|
+
thank you for coming i know it was long
|
1618
|
+
come on come on faster faster harder harder come on you can do it
|
1619
|
+
can u put that thingy down (about the projector screen) then the teacher replied i cant i keep on pulling on it but it wont come down
|
1620
|
+
i feel the 3 holes but i dont know where to put it in
|
1621
|
+
we have to be really fast when they start coming
|
1622
|
+
stop youre stretching my hole
|
1623
|
+
its getting too hard to blow
|
1624
|
+
it wont go in twss then people started laughing and i did not get it so i said what its stuck
|
1625
|
+
no youre putting it in too far youre shoving it too hard well dont put your finger in the hole
|
1626
|
+
it wont go in then i asked are you sure its in the right way then she said hold on let me use both hands
|
1627
|
+
we cant just stick a finger in the dyke someones gotta go down
|
1628
|
+
its too dry to fit down my throat
|
1629
|
+
nope that does go in there no not in there either keep trying charles you can do it
|
1630
|
+
just do it until its long enough
|
1631
|
+
push it in harder itll probably go in far enough
|
1632
|
+
when the balls hit you its probably going to hurt since its your first time
|
1633
|
+
its thicker than i thought
|
1634
|
+
it got everywhere but my mouth
|
1635
|
+
can you tell me if its coming any time soon because this is ridiculous
|
1636
|
+
i dont want to put that in my body
|
1637
|
+
it is not bigger than me i am bigger than it
|
1638
|
+
ah its dribbling down my chin
|
1639
|
+
let me see how wet it is before i put it in
|
1640
|
+
omg im so wetcan i get a towel
|
1641
|
+
wow thats a good oneyou should pull it out at parties
|
1642
|
+
this isnt even fun anymore its hot sticky and taking too long
|
1643
|
+
blows to hard it gets all over get face
|
1644
|
+
oh my goodness thats enormous its almost the size and weight of the phone
|
1645
|
+
its wide open for you just the way you like it
|
1646
|
+
thats okay i like mine tight
|
1647
|
+
you will feel everything with this one it has a very sensitive tip
|
1648
|
+
yeah just stick it in there you gotta shove it in that hole
|
1649
|
+
yeah i think they have to be wrapped
|
1650
|
+
if you can get the inside wet you should be able to get it off
|
1651
|
+
the more massive it is the more penetrating power it has
|
1652
|
+
high five you made it in
|
1653
|
+
it makes my day every time he comes inside
|
1654
|
+
it went down the wrong hole
|
1655
|
+
is it wide enough for you he says its wide enough to fit just i want it longer
|
1656
|
+
its going to be really hot and tight
|
1657
|
+
you know it actually feels better the farther in you go once youre all the way in it feels perfect
|
1658
|
+
it is so big i have to use both hands
|
1659
|
+
let me know if thats blowing too hard
|
1660
|
+
i dont like things that squirt in my mouth
|
1661
|
+
what is that gross stuff in there
|
1662
|
+
everybody in the hole
|
1663
|
+
this feels weird in my mouth
|
1664
|
+
mmm i like where your head is
|
1665
|
+
i can feel it going down my throat
|
1666
|
+
ughh im tired of putting them in just to pull them out you do it
|
1667
|
+
this is going to be a big one here it comes
|
1668
|
+
just because its long doesnt mean its hard
|
1669
|
+
it goes to sleep if i dont touch it for too long
|
1670
|
+
the opening is in the back so you kind of have to slide it in from below
|
1671
|
+
most of the time i can control it but today it just came out
|
1672
|
+
thanks for letting me know you were coming inside
|
1673
|
+
i cant get it out you have to rub it harder i still cant get it out you suck but youre better at getting it out than tim is ugh rubbing it more just made it bigger
|
1674
|
+
i still have the taste of nuts in my mouth
|
1675
|
+
i had it and my sister wanted it so gave it to her and she rode it for a while
|
1676
|
+
damn it adam i could actually get some if you didnt keep pulling out so fast
|
1677
|
+
put it in further and push harder
|
1678
|
+
ahhh its in me omg its so big it hurts get it out
|
1679
|
+
im just going to do this quick and dirty
|
1680
|
+
i have to be careful or it might come out all over everything
|
1681
|
+
when i pulled it out there was white stuff on me
|
1682
|
+
oh wait this is too small i want it bigger
|
1683
|
+
hurry whip it out so we can get started
|
1684
|
+
can you put it in i cant seem to find the hole and its starting to hurt already
|
1685
|
+
yeah you can only play with so many balls
|
1686
|
+
i cant blow hard enough to keep it up
|
1687
|
+
make sure you shove it kinda hard so it goes in the holes
|
1688
|
+
he could see where the hole was but it just closed up so quickly that he couldnt get in there
|
1689
|
+
are you stiff yet
|
1690
|
+
i looked down and saw this black thing going in the hole
|
1691
|
+
back in my day they werent as big you could get done with them in no time
|
1692
|
+
its too small it keeps sliding out of place
|
1693
|
+
that was easy i didnt even have to bang it
|
1694
|
+
how do you do this and she said you just have to keep pushing but not too hard or else you might get wet
|
1695
|
+
darn im just not sucking anything up
|
1696
|
+
its really small you gotta jam it in there real hard
|
1697
|
+
dont you dare blow on me
|
1698
|
+
just tell me if you get too wet okay
|
1699
|
+
i have three holes
|
1700
|
+
lubricates it so it can easily go in and out
|
1701
|
+
i know ive never had to swallow one this big
|
1702
|
+
did it taste better when it was wet
|
1703
|
+
this is so hard it wont fit in the teacher said try opening the hole a little bit still he says its still too small finally the teacher walks closer and says okay let me hold your wood and you drill it in
|
1704
|
+
do i suck it or just put it all into my mouth twss after that he said its pretty hard actually harder than you expect
|
1705
|
+
lose-lose says if im going down then youre going down with me sucker
|
1706
|
+
you can suck them and suck them and suck them and they will never get any smaller
|
1707
|
+
it felt like it was slithering down my throat
|
1708
|
+
just jerk it as hard as you can
|
1709
|
+
i was playing with it and then it got longer so i yanked it off
|
1710
|
+
it tasted so good i didnt know whether to spit or swallow it
|
1711
|
+
ooh i love the long juicy ones
|
1712
|
+
hey curt think you can make that hole any bigger
|
1713
|
+
well i heard you say my name so i came as fast as i could
|
1714
|
+
if you poke me with that thing one more time im gonna break it off
|
1715
|
+
keep blowing it feels so good
|
1716
|
+
i cant do it it hurts then i said yeah it used to hurt me before but now it comes naturally
|
1717
|
+
im really getting tired of having this thing in my mouth
|
1718
|
+
i just like to sit there and suck on them
|
1719
|
+
it just squirted at me
|
1720
|
+
fine ill have to play with myself instead
|
1721
|
+
its so hard and i got white stuff all over me
|
1722
|
+
dont push it in too deep or its gonna get stuck
|
1723
|
+
wow it got up really high that time
|
1724
|
+
no i want to wait so i can get more than just the head in my mouth
|
1725
|
+
do you have an extra g-string
|
1726
|
+
alright take out that big monster
|
1727
|
+
stop shoving it into me theres already one in there
|
1728
|
+
oh i didnt know you came
|
1729
|
+
give it to me in the front wait no actually give it to me in the back
|
1730
|
+
whip it out and hand it to me
|
1731
|
+
pull the fuck out
|
1732
|
+
what are you supposed to do with something that little
|
1733
|
+
push it in slowly
|
1734
|
+
if you dont get that thing away from me i swear i will snap it in half
|
1735
|
+
okay wrap it up and put it in
|
1736
|
+
it looks like its wet you rubbed it too much and now its wet
|
1737
|
+
this is too short its just silly
|
1738
|
+
come on open wider you can fit more in
|
1739
|
+
why do i even keep trying this thing is bigger than i am screw it
|
1740
|
+
this ball is really old and dirty i dont think it is going to work very well
|
1741
|
+
thats the dumbest position ive ever been in all i did was sit there and get paid to do it
|
1742
|
+
massage the bag to mix it after a few minutes i exclaimed loudly wow i can feel it getting harder now
|
1743
|
+
its growing bigger and bigger and it wont stop
|
1744
|
+
i like how the balls feel in my hand
|
1745
|
+
you gotta pull it out and lick all the white stuff off
|
1746
|
+
its hard to do it standing up
|
1747
|
+
ugh why does it keep slipping out
|
1748
|
+
im suprised that nut lasted that long with it being finger tight
|
1749
|
+
i cant wait to shove that foot-long in my mouth
|
1750
|
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dad its not going in and he was said try sliding it in but dont force it its delicate
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1751
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there used to be a bush there but its not there anymore
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1752
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dillan you squirted it on me im wet
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1753
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ill be finished long before youre done squirting that in there
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1754
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just put it in now and youll feel a lot better
|
1755
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+
stop sliding it in so hard youre going to break it
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1756
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+
do i have any nuts in my teeth
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1757
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+
for example life is highway and im gonna ride it all night long
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1758
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+
these are so much bigger than the ones from last time later when we were done she said that wasnt bad at all it was much easier than i expected and it went by pretty quickly
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1759
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i like it both ways
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1760
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sorry i didnt even know you were in there
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1761
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+
i got tired of looking at it so i put it in my mouth
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1762
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how far do i push this thing in its so hard
|
1763
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+
it was unusually long in my mouth
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1764
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+
its a rough ride in the back we had to hold our boobs or it hurt
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1765
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+
wait i cant find my rubber i use it for my strap on
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1766
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+
it hurts like hell pull it out pull it out
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1767
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+
this is really hard to swallow
|
1768
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+
it was so small i didnt even feel it sliding out
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1769
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+
so first you have to lubricate it put it in and slide it in and out until it looks good
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1770
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+
oh no its all wetcrap it penetrated through
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1771
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+
if you could make it harder that would really help
|
1772
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+
i have been blowing it all day
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1773
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+
every time i stick it in it slides right back out
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1774
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+
theres too much friction i cant slide down he replied maybe we should oil it up and try again
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1775
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+
ew i just did all of that work and now i have white stuff all over my hands
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1776
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+
its not huge but its big enough
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1777
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+
its too hard i cant get it out
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1778
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+
did i say you could take that out
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1779
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yeah she gets off really easily
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1780
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+
the longer it gets the harder it is
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1781
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+
i was barely doing it for 10 minutes and i was dripping wet
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1782
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+
sure when do you wanna do it my sister says lets do it right here right now
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1783
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+
so you take the cap off stick it into me count to ten and pull it out
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1784
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+
what i like stuffing it all in my mouth at once
|
1785
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+
this is so easy i could be in this position for hours
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1786
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+
wow you suck a lot you suck more than i do
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1787
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i hate going down because it hurts my knees
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1788
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+
if you it pull it out of my mouth itll come on my dress
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1789
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i like to start out on top then when i get tired of that ill move to the bottom
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1790
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at least give me some warning before you come in
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1791
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+
push it in harder
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1792
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+
its not thick enough
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1793
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+
which hole does this go in the bottom or the top
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1794
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stop tugging on that or it will crack why do you have it on then she countered i wasnt expecting so many people to be pulling on it all night
|
1795
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+
it slides in so easily
|
1796
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+
put it back in then i did and she said ahh thats better
|
1797
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+
simpson youve been waving your nuts in my face for too long
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1798
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+
it tasted good but it had a bad after taste
|
1799
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+
well at least well both go down together
|
1800
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dont touch it yet it aint hard enough
|
1801
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youre gonna have to put it in for me
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1802
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+
im sucking so hard and nothing is coming out
|
1803
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+
he just exploded all over me
|
1804
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+
it felt like it was 8 and it was really 6 and it is so dark
|
1805
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+
i just saw your package i thought it would be bigger is that all there is
|
1806
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+
it took 4 of us to get it back up
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1807
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+
you have a 50% chance of getting head and a 50% chance of getting tail
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1808
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+
having problems he then said i kept trying to shove it in and it wouldn’t fit so i just had to eat it a little bit
|
1809
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+
it was a lot easier on my knees
|
1810
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+
wow my hand can really make it squirt
|
1811
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+
i dont care how you get it in there just do it
|
1812
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+
gaz stop hitting me with your balls
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1813
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+
hmm its long black and thick
|
1814
|
+
oh damn its too big it wont fit i guess ill just have to suck on it
|
1815
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+
when we get done with the little one were gonna do the big one
|
1816
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+
how am i supposed to do this its so short
|
1817
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+
pull it out and stick it back in (twss) it still didnt work so he suggested try the other hole
|
1818
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+
what was that and he replied well i had four guys on me
|
1819
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+
its really hard so i have to just keep in my mouth and suck on it for a while
|
1820
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+
ive never done one this big before
|
1821
|
+
just hurry up and shove it all in there
|
1822
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+
i just got nailed from behind
|
1823
|
+
sorry guys it usually takes me a few holes to get warmed up
|
1824
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+
make sure its in all the way
|
1825
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+
its so slippery i cant stop
|
1826
|
+
my biggest fear is that its going to get into my eyes
|
1827
|
+
when you think about it it was inside of my mouth so it doesnt really count
|
1828
|
+
more wood you all need to get more wood
|
1829
|
+
if you dont stop sticking that thing in me ill break it off
|
1830
|
+
you have to put it on the hole and push it in
|
1831
|
+
no you must stick it in and make sure its moist
|
1832
|
+
wow the dang thing is really in there how will i get it out
|
1833
|
+
without any warning he just plowed me from behind
|
1834
|
+
wow thats a deep dark crack down there
|
1835
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+
how about these she responded those are too thin they wont last very long
|
1836
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+
if i have to wait for you to come ill be here all night
|
1837
|
+
look at how full my box is i can barely get my hand in it
|
1838
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+
it was just so beautiful and big and perfect
|
1839
|
+
faster joseph keep pushing i know its hard but were almost done
|
1840
|
+
when you put it in your mouth it starts out hard but then if you keep going it gets really wet
|
1841
|
+
i cant it wont go in any further and if i push it anymore itll get stuck
|
1842
|
+
i came that day and i got massively wet
|
1843
|
+
dude whyd you just stop randomly
|
1844
|
+
just put your hand down there and grab it
|
1845
|
+
which hole does it go in and another said it doesnt matter
|
1846
|
+
howd that white stuff get all over your pants
|
1847
|
+
make sure to get it in there quick
|
1848
|
+
you really need to be in the mood for it or it just leaves you feeling unsatisfied
|
1849
|
+
you have white stuff all over your face
|
1850
|
+
whoa thats a long one
|
1851
|
+
its everywhere give me a tissue
|
1852
|
+
i want you to mount it and grip it tight i dont want you sliding off the end lean forward slightly and touch back down
|
1853
|
+
make sure you wash your hands after handling those sweaty balls
|
1854
|
+
poke it and if it jiggles put it back in for another 5 minutes
|
1855
|
+
dont finish before me wait for me so i dont have to finish by myself
|
1856
|
+
wow this one is really long it might take a while hope you guys can handle it
|
1857
|
+
i still have the flavor of your nuts on my tongue
|
1858
|
+
that was really slippery do you want it tighter jordan
|
1859
|
+
i like to do it slow because it lasts longer
|
1860
|
+
it came all over me and im all wet
|
1861
|
+
its not that it was hard it was just very very long
|
1862
|
+
theres a huge load in the rear
|
1863
|
+
i did all the hard ones last night
|
1864
|
+
i thought it would be bigger than that
|
1865
|
+
the hole is not big enough
|
1866
|
+
i do this way better with my fingers
|
1867
|
+
you came you came its about time
|
1868
|
+
its pretty big so you better get it in to me
|
1869
|
+
okay well ill still take it just make sure you put it in my box tonight
|
1870
|
+
it tastes better than it smells
|
1871
|
+
oops sorry i swallowed
|
1872
|
+
i think i need a big black one
|
1873
|
+
guys i know that fits in a lot of places but you have to learn to control it
|
1874
|
+
just close your eyes they all taste the same
|
1875
|
+
i dont want to get my legs all wet before i get it in
|
1876
|
+
oh it finally came out
|
1877
|
+
oh thank god its shorter otherwise that would be waaayyy too long for me to handle
|
1878
|
+
can you screw it in the other holes (twss) then when we were done he said that wasnt as hard as i thought it was going to be
|
1879
|
+
well now you have to eat it because you already fingered it
|
1880
|
+
there should be a big black one in there
|
1881
|
+
pull it out a little bit its in too far
|
1882
|
+
he just shoved his head in between my legs
|
1883
|
+
dont push it in too hard because you might break it
|
1884
|
+
this is confusing and its taking too long to which the teacher responded well if youd have been doing it right 5 minutes ago you would be done by now
|
1885
|
+
can we slow down actually can we just dismount for a minute i need to catch my breath im not used to riding this hard
|
1886
|
+
pull your finger out of there
|
1887
|
+
i dont like to swallow right away i like to keep it in my mouth
|
1888
|
+
just keep shoving it into holes and youll find the right one eventually
|
1889
|
+
i had to suck really hard to get it up then it went straight to the back of my throat
|
1890
|
+
need you now by lady antebellum and i noticed that in the first chorus theres a line that goes i said i wouldnt come but ive lost all control and i need you now
|
1891
|
+
make sure you beat it until it gets really hard and then put it in
|
1892
|
+
i know its thick and big just how i like it
|
1893
|
+
are you ok because she was struggling she said yeah but its too big i cant fit it in my mouth
|
1894
|
+
come on put your mouth on it suck it suck it kathy
|
1895
|
+
you gotta go further in
|
1896
|
+
its so deep and moist
|
1897
|
+
id much rather get my fingers sticky than my mouth
|
1898
|
+
wow dude your hole is so big compared to mine
|
1899
|
+
theres one in the front and one in the back
|
1900
|
+
its a lot easier with your legs open
|
1901
|
+
no ive still got one more slot
|
1902
|
+
faster joseph keep pushing i know its hard but were almost done
|
1903
|
+
sadness even thought its hard you need suck it up and swallow it
|
1904
|
+
when you put it in your mouth it starts out hard but then if you keep going it gets really wet
|
1905
|
+
ugh i cant find it (twhs) no no go back you were just in it
|
1906
|
+
whyd you take it out put it back in
|
1907
|
+
oh it feels so good you just insert here and squeeze
|
1908
|
+
that just kind of squirted out there didnt it
|
1909
|
+
a great penetration
|
1910
|
+
now if i can just get it in the hole ill show it to you up close and personal
|
1911
|
+
put it back in its still moist in the middle
|
1912
|
+
looks like im going to be riding this one it looks pretty big but i think i can handle it
|
1913
|
+
i love you but you have to get out from between my legs
|
1914
|
+
be careful not to put it in the wrong hole
|
1915
|
+
stick it in your mouth and blow quickly
|
1916
|
+
oh wow theyre so big i hope theyll be able to fit in my mouth
|
1917
|
+
when you lick it you get white stuff on your tongue
|
1918
|
+
its so hard i cant do it anymore
|
1919
|
+
does it have be just one partner or can it be a three-way
|
1920
|
+
here you hold it and ill slip it in ok
|
1921
|
+
i blew another huge one
|
1922
|
+
its too small i wont be able to play with this
|
1923
|
+
we havent done 69 in a long time so you might not remember how to do it
|
1924
|
+
im so mad i havent done it for so long and then i fell asleep
|
1925
|
+
i dont think i can swallow this
|
1926
|
+
dont let it get sticky back there or we wont do it again
|
1927
|
+
take off the wrapper and pop that sucker in
|
1928
|
+
10 inches black nothing special
|
1929
|
+
holy fuck why is this so hard
|
1930
|
+
ahh i got juice all over me
|
1931
|
+
all he does is sit there and rub his tin sword all day long
|
1932
|
+
dont worry it wont be very long or hard for that matter
|
1933
|
+
oops sorry i swallowed
|
1934
|
+
i think i need a big black one
|
1935
|
+
dont you dare pull that out yet
|
1936
|
+
no you cant go in that way
|
1937
|
+
just stick it wherever it will fit
|
1938
|
+
stop playing with it and just put it in already
|
1939
|
+
oh my god it keeps on coming
|
1940
|
+
i think id know if something went down my throat or not
|
1941
|
+
be very carefulif you slip it might break
|
1942
|
+
i tried to blow it but it got in my eyes
|
1943
|
+
its still coming and its going keep coming for a while
|
1944
|
+
well if we go down we go down together
|
1945
|
+
aww i just needed two more inches
|
1946
|
+
it almost slipped out of my hand
|
1947
|
+
the dentist said i should just massage it nice and easy to make it feel harder
|
1948
|
+
youre really shoving it in arent you
|
1949
|
+
oh yeah i finger myself all the time
|
1950
|
+
they look thick to begin with but when you put them in your mouth it is really quite surprising our thick they really are
|
1951
|
+
its so big i can see it getting up there but i dont know if itll fit in
|
1952
|
+
i tried to stick a tampon and a few other things in there but it just didnt stop anything so i figured it was time to call a big strong man to do the job for me
|
1953
|
+
art thou coming
|
1954
|
+
okay liam stick it in there
|
1955
|
+
i just cant get it in there
|
1956
|
+
oh come on just stick it in already
|
1957
|
+
the smallest ill go for is 35 inches
|
1958
|
+
you can lick it all you want but dont bite it
|
1959
|
+
hold on i have nuts in my mouth
|
1960
|
+
reach down there and pull out some balls
|
1961
|
+
its too big and then forced it in and said now i cant get it out
|
1962
|
+
lock-in in which we stayed up all night last night at about 3:30 in the morning a couple of us where sitting around telling jokes and my friend told a whole bunch in a row when he said he couldnt think of any more a girl said nooo that was great keep going
|
1963
|
+
its too long and my throat hurts
|
1964
|
+
can i take notes on the back of the paper and my teacher replied now the back is just as good as the front
|
1965
|
+
i dont mind that its skinny its just not long enough
|
1966
|
+
i love bjs
|
1967
|
+
you have to keep shaking it thats how you make it hard
|
1968
|
+
when its finished where does it come out from
|
1969
|
+
you looked like you had two enormous balls in your mouth
|
1970
|
+
pull it out pull it out
|
1971
|
+
look my lord it comes
|
1972
|
+
come on lets get it in
|
1973
|
+
get your hand outta the hole
|
1974
|
+
what kinda hole do you put that big thing in
|
1975
|
+
yeah he was trying to get all deep with me and he just kept plugging away at but it wasnt working
|
1976
|
+
we need at least 6 more inches before we can continue
|
1977
|
+
messed up the entry there sorry lets try that again
|
1978
|
+
just put it in make sure it wont come out and i will take care of the rest
|
1979
|
+
it was mostly oral
|
1980
|
+
thats not doing the job lets try it without the rubber now
|
1981
|
+
youre going to get yourself in a deep hole
|
1982
|
+
oh this popped out do i just put it back in
|
1983
|
+
yeah the bigger it is the harder it is
|
1984
|
+
you need to quit sticking your fingers in things
|
1985
|
+
you have to pull it out shake it a little give it a minute then stick it in really fast
|
1986
|
+
i think i can squeeze you in
|
1987
|
+
do i still have white stuff on my face and the other girl looked and said no i think its all cleaned up
|
1988
|
+
i cant imagine what it would be like to be on the receiving end of that thing
|
1989
|
+
dont blow but finger them
|
1990
|
+
dont put that in there the hole is too dirty
|
1991
|
+
who pulls a muffin out of their pocket she then stated i didnt have enough hands to hold it
|
1992
|
+
eww what is that nasty white stuff
|
1993
|
+
i think the main problem is i use my hand so much it doesnt get a break
|
1994
|
+
theyre getting huge (twss) i then proceeded to say yeah they make yours look tiny
|
1995
|
+
that was quick
|
1996
|
+
you need to be careful with your fingering or else you wont make it all the way up
|
1997
|
+
dont come in my face and expect me to keep my mouth shut
|
1998
|
+
you put in slow and pull it out fast
|
1999
|
+
if one of you starts squirting that thing around this is going to get serious
|
2000
|
+
why dont you just come at the same time as me
|
2001
|
+
omg its not coming out no matter how much i suck its too thick
|
2002
|
+
just go eat your fruit the teacher kept walking around the classroom so in response she said im trying to but every time i put it in my mouth he comes
|
2003
|
+
its such a tight fit with the other three already in there
|
2004
|
+
i wish we would have recorded that moment when the thing blew up and exploded all over my face
|
2005
|
+
oh no its leaking white stuff
|
2006
|
+
im sucking hard but its not coming up
|
2007
|
+
you have to wrap your hands around it and rub it up and down vigorously
|
2008
|
+
you idiot wrong hole
|
2009
|
+
how do you caulk it because my husband nailed it but it wasnt filled
|
2010
|
+
i want to blow that one
|
2011
|
+
can only take in so much at a time
|
2012
|
+
can you go a little deeper
|
2013
|
+
we almost have this push harder
|
2014
|
+
you cant put it in yet its not hard
|
2015
|
+
its too big for my mouth
|
2016
|
+
haha my hole got super big
|
2017
|
+
how am i supposed to get my mouth around this
|
2018
|
+
thats too much meat to put inside your body at once but i enjoy it
|
2019
|
+
not everyone can do it theres a technique for getting on and staying in and frankly getting out can be just as difficult not to mention a lot of people dont know what theyre doing while theyre in there
|
2020
|
+
it wasnt hard but it was in so it still counts
|
2021
|
+
lets just do this one orally because it will gradually get harder as we go on
|
2022
|
+
man i could honk on this thing all day
|
2023
|
+
no you have to stick your whole hand in there
|
2024
|
+
mmmm its so juicy pauly d immediately said: twss
|
2025
|
+
hello and the woman on the line said youre going in and out
|
2026
|
+
ahh it just squirted on my face
|
2027
|
+
this one looks like a smally one but a fun one
|
2028
|
+
as soon as i pulled it out i found the other hole
|
2029
|
+
do you know how long itd take me to suck in order to get a swallow full
|
2030
|
+
can you just get it in already
|
2031
|
+
yeah theyre slick when they dont have anything on them
|
2032
|
+
i have to change positions its all sticky over here
|
2033
|
+
whats that my mom goes thats where all the tasty juice comes out
|
2034
|
+
too late its already in my mouth and it tastes fine to me
|
2035
|
+
i could suck on it all night for only $1
|
2036
|
+
happy hour specials
|
2037
|
+
the main goal i have here is to be able to take it out and pop it straight in my mouth without any pain
|
2038
|
+
it went in already i didnt even feel it
|
2039
|
+
these things are great you just slide it up and down on the bar but you have to make sure its sticky not too sticky because then it doesnt budge but if it is too loose it just slides up and down with no control
|
2040
|
+
please dont feel threatened by the thickness of this it shouldnt be too hard
|
2041
|
+
just because its small doesnt mean it doesnt work
|
2042
|
+
its so small but its so fun and nice to play with
|
2043
|
+
its stuck help me get it out
|
2044
|
+
yeah its hard why doesnt someone come up here and do 69 with me in front of the class
|
2045
|
+
when he turns it up it goes so hard it hurtslike it made me cry
|
2046
|
+
how much for a finger and a movie
|
2047
|
+
i had to swallow quickly because i didn’t like the taste of it
|
2048
|
+
when you get it open i know just the right way to squeeze it to get all the juice out
|
2049
|
+
we only put hard things in our mouth
|
2050
|
+
i like the bigger ones better because i can hold them better
|
2051
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+
it hurts when you squeeze me there
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2052
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shake it hard that way itll all come out
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2053
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why is this in my mouth
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2054
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just give me something to shove in my mouth
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2055
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i yanked on it really hard but it wouldnt go up
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2056
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ow please dont put it in that hole it really hurts
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2057
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just stick it innot there not there
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2058
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it slides in your mouth easier
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2059
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just stick it innot there not there
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2060
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it was long and had a gigantic head
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2061
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it wont work my guy friend sitting near me then proceeded to yell in the fairly quiet art room keep squeezing i know you can do it
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2062
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take that out of your mouth im supposed to do that remember
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2063
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pinch pots he said referring to our thumb and the clay push it in and when you think its far enough go a little farther
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2064
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gonna push it to the limit give it more
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2065
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+
wow i didnt expect it to be that big
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2066
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you have to wait for it to get hard and firm and then you can put it in
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2067
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wow that one is so big it makes we want it even more
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2068
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this would be so much more enjoyable if the balls were smaller
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2069
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kaitlyn what hole should i stick it in the one in the front or the one in the back
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2070
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well his is stiffer but yours is longer
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2071
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wow this is a lot to swallow
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2072
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i love to suck them to get the juice
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2073
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guys get off your gonna break it you cant get on it when its drooping down like that
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2074
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youll be there by george strait and theres a line that goes and it might be a long hard ride but im gonna take it
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2075
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wow that one was hard to blowtwss a second later my mom comes in and said arent they always hard
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2076
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just stick it in already
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2077
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grrr this thing needs to be a lot bigger
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2078
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i like the big ones
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2079
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you just gotta stick it in there and move it around until the hole gets bigger and that makes it easier to put it in next time
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2080
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pull it out pull it out
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2081
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you put it the wrong hole take it out i yelled in despair it wont come
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2082
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omg its not going in
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2083
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its not going to hurt is it should i look away she says: you will definitely feel it inside you if it feels too hard then we can slow down
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2084
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it wont go in its just way to small
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2085
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the bigger ones arent as good then my sister asks are they not as flavorful and juicy and my mom replies with exactly the larger ones taste worse
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2086
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he just jammed it in and it really hurt
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2087
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just close your eyes and shove it in your mouth its small slimy and a little salty so you swallow it quick so you dont gag
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2088
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it was coming at my face
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2089
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will you be wet forever
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2090
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i like the long thick black ones
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2091
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i think i cant swallow it anymore
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