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package/dungeons/vertical/food-delivery.js

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-// ── IMPORTS ──
-import dayjs from "dayjs";
-import utc from "dayjs/plugin/utc.js";
-dayjs.extend(utc);
-import "dotenv/config";
-import * as u from "../../lib/utils/utils.js";
-import * as v from "ak-tools";
-import { findFirstSequence, scaleFunnelTTC } from "../../lib/hook-helpers/timing.js";
-/** @typedef  {import("../../types").Dungeon} Config */
-
-// ── OVERVIEW ──
-/*
- * NAME:       QuickBite
- * APP:        Food delivery platform (DoorDash/Uber Eats style). Users browse
- *             restaurants, build carts, place orders, track deliveries, and
- *             rate their experiences. Monetization via delivery fees,
- *             QuickBite+ subscription, and promotional coupons.
- * SCALE:      10,000 users, ~1.4M events, 121 days (2026-01-01 → 2026-05-01)
- * CORE LOOP:  sign up → browse/search → add to cart → checkout → order placed → track → rate → reorder
- *
- * EVENTS (17):
- *   restaurant browsed (18) > restaurant viewed (15) > item added to cart (14)
- *   > order tracked (13) > checkout started (12) > search performed (11)
- *   > order placed (10) > order delivered (9) > promotion viewed (8)
- *   > order rated (7) > reorder initiated (6) > item removed from cart (5)
- *   > coupon applied (4) > support ticket (3) > subscription started (2)
- *   > subscription cancelled (1) > account created (1)
- *
- * FUNNELS (8):
- *   - Onboarding:         account created → restaurant browsed → restaurant viewed (80%)
- *   - Browse Discovery:   restaurant browsed → restaurant viewed → item added to cart (55%)
- *   - Search Ordering:    search performed → restaurant viewed → item added to cart → checkout started (45%)
- *   - Order Lifecycle:    checkout started → order placed → order tracked → order delivered (65%)
- *   - Reorder Loop:       order delivered → order rated → reorder initiated (40%)
- *   - Promo Flow:         promotion viewed → coupon applied → checkout started (50%)
- *   - Support Flow:       support ticket → order rated (45%)
- *   - Subscription Mgmt:  subscription started → order placed → subscription cancelled (20%)
- *
- * USER PROPS:  preferred_cuisine, avg_order_value, orders_per_month, favorite_restaurant_count, Platform, subscription_tier, city
- * SUPER PROPS: Platform, subscription_tier, city
- * SCD PROPS:   subscription_tier (free/trial/monthly/annual, monthly fuzzy, max 6),
- *              restaurant_tier (new/verified/featured/premium, monthly fixed, max 6, type=restaurant_id)
- * GROUPS:      restaurant_id (200 restaurants; restaurant viewed / order placed / order rated)
- */
-
-// ── HOOK STORIES ──
-/*
- * NOTE: All cohort effects are HIDDEN — no flag stamping. Discoverable only via
- * behavioral cohorts or raw-prop breakdowns (HOD, day, segment).
- *
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- * 1. LUNCH/DINNER RUSH (everything)
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- *
- * PATTERN: 30% of "order delivered" events that fall outside meal-hour
- * windows (11-13 UTC and 17-20 UTC) are dropped, depressing non-meal-time
- * conversion. Mutation: event drop. Discover via order delivered HOD chart.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *
- *   Report 1: Order Delivered Volume by Hour of Day
- *   - Report type: Insights
- *   - Event: "order delivered"
- *   - Measure: Total
- *   - Breakdown: Hour of day
- *   - Expected: 11-13 and 17-20 dominate; off-hours visibly suppressed
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Meal-hour orders convert at higher rates.
- *
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- * 2. COUPON INJECTION (everything)
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- *
- * PATTERN: Free-tier users get extra "coupon applied" events cloned into the
- * stream near checkout (30% chance per checkout). Cloned with unique offset
- * timestamps. No flag.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *
- *   Report 1: Coupons per User by Tier
- *   - Report type: Insights
- *   - Event: "coupon applied"
- *   - Measure: Total per user
- *   - Breakdown: "subscription_tier"
- *   - Expected: Free ~ 1.3x QuickBite+
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Free-tier users are the target of coupon promos.
- *
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- * 3. LATE NIGHT MUNCHIES (everything)
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- *
- * PATTERN: 10PM-2AM UTC: 70% of "restaurant viewed" / "item added to cart"
- * events get cuisine_type flipped to American, item_price bumped 1.3x.
- * Mutates existing props. No flag — discover via HOD breakdown.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *
- *   Report 1: Cuisine Distribution by Hour of Day
- *   - Report type: Insights
- *   - Event: "restaurant viewed"
- *   - Measure: Total
- *   - Breakdown: "cuisine_type"
- *   - Filter: hour 22-02
- *   - Expected: American share spikes
- *
- *   Report 2: Avg item_price by Hour of Day
- *   - Report type: Insights
- *   - Event: "item added to cart"
- *   - Measure: Average of "item_price"
- *   - Breakdown: Hour of day
- *   - Expected: 22-02 hours show ~ 1.3x baseline price
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Late-night ordering skews to fast food and impulse buys.
- *
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- * 4. RAINY WEEK SURGE (everything)
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- *
- * PATTERN: Days 20-27, "order placed" delivery_fee doubled and 40% of those
- * events get a duplicate cloned event with unique offset. No flag — discover
- * via line chart by day on order placed volume + delivery_fee average.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *
- *   Report 1: Order Volume Over Time
- *   - Report type: Insights
- *   - Event: "order placed"
- *   - Measure: Total
- *   - Line chart by day
- *   - Expected: visible spike days 20-27
- *
- *   Report 2: Avg delivery_fee Over Time
- *   - Report type: Insights
- *   - Event: "order placed"
- *   - Measure: Average of "delivery_fee"
- *   - Line chart by day
- *   - Expected: ~ 2x days 20-27
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Weather-driven demand surge with surge pricing.
- *
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- * 5. REFERRAL POWER USERS (everything)
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- *
- * PATTERN: Users with referral_code=true on account-created event get
- * food_rating boosted to 4-5 and 50% of their reorder events cloned (unique
- * offset). Mutates existing prop, no flag.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *
- *   Report 1: Reorders per User by Referral Cohort
- *   - Report type: Insights (with cohort)
- *   - Cohort A: users with account-created.referral_code=true
- *   - Cohort B: rest
- *   - Event: "reorder initiated"
- *   - Measure: Total per user
- *   - Expected: A ~ 1.5-2x B
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Referred users tend to be more loyal.
- *
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- * 6. TRIAL CONVERSION (everything)
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- *
- * PATTERN: Users with subscription-started.trial=true who place <3 orders in
- * first 14 days have 60% of post-day-14 events dropped. No flag.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *
- *   Report 1: Retention by Trial Order Count
- *   - Report type: Retention
- *   - Cohort A: trial users with >= 3 orders in first 14 days
- *   - Cohort B: trial users with < 3
- *   - Expected: B sharp activity drop after day 14
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Trial users who fail to activate churn fast.
- *
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- * 7. FIRST ORDER BONUS (everything)
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- *
- * PATTERN: ~50% of users (deterministic by user_id hash) have 30% of their
- * "order delivered" events dropped — simulating that returning users convert
- * worse than new users. No flag — analyst sees segment-level conversion gap
- * via cohort builder by hash bucket.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *
- *   Report 1: Order Delivered Conversion by First-Letter-Hash
- *   - Report type: Funnels
- *   - Steps: "checkout started" -> "order placed" -> "order delivered"
- *   - Breakdown: derived hash bucket on distinct_id
- *   - Expected: half of users show ~ 30% lower conversion on final step
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: First-order promos lift new-user conversion.
- *
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- * 8. ORDER-COUNT MAGIC NUMBER (everything)
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- *
- * PATTERN: Users in the 4-8 order-placed sweet spot get +40% on order_total.
- * Users with 9+ orders are over-engaged; their order_total is reduced to
- * 0.65x (basket fatigue). No flag — discover by binning users on order count.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *
- *   Report 1: Avg Order Total by Order-Count Bucket
- *   - Report type: Insights (with cohort)
- *   - Cohort A: users with 4-8 "order placed"
- *   - Cohort B: users with 0-3
- *   - Event: "order placed"
- *   - Measure: Average of "order_total"
- *   - Expected: A ~ 1.4x B
- *
- *   Report 2: Avg Order Total on Heavy Orderers
- *   - Report type: Insights (with cohort)
- *   - Cohort C: users with >= 9 "order placed"
- *   - Cohort A: users with 4-8
- *   - Event: "order placed"
- *   - Measure: Average of "order_total"
- *   - Expected: C ~ 0.65x order_total vs A (basket fatigue)
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Engaged orderers lift basket size; over-orderers
- * hit fatigue and slow down.
- *
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- * 9. ORDER LIFECYCLE TTC (everything)
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- *
- * PATTERN: QuickBite+ users get delivery timing properties scaled 0.67x
- * (faster), Free users get 1.4x (slower). Affects actual_delivery_mins,
- * eta_mins, delivery_time_est_mins. No flag — discover via property avg
- * breakdown by subscription_tier.
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *
- *   Report 1: Avg Delivery Time by Subscription Tier
- *   - Report type: Insights
- *   - Event: "order delivered"
- *   - Measure: Average of "actual_delivery_mins"
- *   - Breakdown: "subscription_tier"
- *   - Expected: QuickBite+ ~ 0.67x Free
- *
- *   Report 2: Avg ETA by Subscription Tier
- *   - Report type: Insights
- *   - Event: "order tracked"
- *   - Measure: Average of "eta_mins"
- *   - Breakdown: "subscription_tier"
- *   - Expected: QuickBite+ ~ 0.67x Free
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Premium subscribers get priority dispatch and faster
- * delivery routing.
- *
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- * 10. CITY DENSITY REORDER BOOST (funnel-pre)
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- *
- * PATTERN: On the reorder funnel (order delivered → order rated → reorder
- * initiated), dense cities (SF, NYC) convert at 1.4x; sprawl cities
- * (Houston, Phoenix) at 0.7x. Scoped to the funnel containing
- * "reorder initiated".
- *
- * HOW TO FIND IT IN MIXPANEL:
- *
- *   Report 1: Reorder Funnel Conversion by City
- *   - Report type: Funnels
- *   - Steps: "order delivered" → "order rated" → "reorder initiated"
- *   - Breakdown: "city"
- *   - Expected: SF / NYC ~ 1.4x baseline; Houston / Phoenix ~ 0.7x
- *
- * REAL-WORLD ANALOGUE: Dense cities have more restaurant choice and
- * faster delivery, driving higher repeat ordering behavior.
- *
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- * EXPECTED METRICS SUMMARY
- * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- *
- * Hook                  | Metric               | Baseline | Hook Effect | Ratio
- * ──────────────────────|──────────────────────|----------|-------------|------
- * Lunch/Dinner Rush     | off-hour delivered   | 1x       | 0.7x        | -30%
- * Coupon Injection      | Free user coupons/u  | 1x       | ~ 1.3x      | 1.3x
- * Late Night Munchies   | American share 22-02 | ~ 15%    | ~ 60%       | 4x
- * Rainy Week Surge      | order vol days 20-27 | 1x       | ~ 1.4x      | 1.4x
- * Referral Power Users  | Reorders/user        | 1x       | ~ 1.5-2x    | ~ 1.7x
- * Trial Conversion      | post-day-14 activity | 1x       | ~ 0.4x      | -60%
- * First Order Bonus     | returning conversion | 1x       | 0.7x        | -30%
- * Order-Count Magic Num | sweet order_total    | 1x       | 1.4x        | 1.4x
- * Order-Count Magic Num | over order_total     | 1x       | 0.65x       | -35%
- * Order Lifecycle TTC   | QB+ delivery_mins    | 1x       | 0.67x       | -33%
- * Order Lifecycle TTC   | Free delivery_mins   | 1x       | 1.4x        | +40%
- * City Density Reorder  | SF/NYC reorder conv  | 1x       | 1.4x        | 1.4x
- * City Density Reorder  | HOU/PHX reorder conv | 1x       | 0.7x        | -30%
- */
-
-// ── SCALE ──
-const SEED = "harness-food";
-const NUM_USERS = 10_000;
-const DATASET_START = "2026-01-01T00:00:00Z";
-const DATASET_END = "2026-05-01T23:59:59Z";
-const EVENTS_PER_DAY = 1.2;
-const token = process.env.MP_TOKEN || "your-mixpanel-token";
-
-const chance = u.initChance(SEED);
-
-// ── KNOBS (tweak these to reshape stories) ──
-const RUSH_DROP_LIKELIHOOD = 30;
-const RUSH_LUNCH_START = 11;
-const RUSH_LUNCH_END = 13;
-const RUSH_DINNER_START = 17;
-const RUSH_DINNER_END = 20;
-
-const COUPON_INJECT_LIKELIHOOD = 30;
-
-const LATE_NIGHT_START = 22;
-const LATE_NIGHT_END = 2;
-const LATE_NIGHT_FLIP_LIKELIHOOD = 70;
-const LATE_NIGHT_PRICE_MULT = 1.3;
-
-const RAINY_START_DAY = 20;
-const RAINY_END_DAY = 27;
-const RAINY_FEE_MULT = 2;
-const RAINY_DUP_LIKELIHOOD = 40;
-
-const REFERRAL_CLONE_LIKELIHOOD = 50;
-const REFERRAL_RATING_MIN = 4;
-const REFERRAL_RATING_MAX = 5;
-
-const TRIAL_EARLY_DAYS = 14;
-const TRIAL_MIN_ORDERS = 3;
-const TRIAL_DROP_LIKELIHOOD = 60;
-
-const FIRST_ORDER_DROP_LIKELIHOOD = 30;
-
-const ORDER_SWEET_MIN = 4;
-const ORDER_SWEET_MAX = 8;
-const ORDER_OVER_THRESHOLD = 9;
-const ORDER_SWEET_BOOST = 1.4;
-const ORDER_OVER_FACTOR = 0.65;
-
-const TTC_QB_PLUS_FACTOR = 0.67;
-const TTC_FREE_FACTOR = 1.4;
-
-const CITY_DENSE_MULT = 1.4;
-const CITY_SPRAWL_MULT = 0.7;
-
-// ── DATA ARRAYS ──
-const restaurantIds = v.range(1, 201).map(n => `rest_${v.uid(6)}`);
-const itemIds = v.range(1, 301).map(n => `item_${v.uid(7)}`);
-const orderIds = v.range(1, 5001).map(n => `order_${v.uid(8)}`);
-const couponCodes = v.range(1, 51).map(n => `QUICK${v.uid(5).toUpperCase()}`);
-
-// ── HELPER FUNCTIONS ──
-function handleFunnelPreHooks(record, meta) {
-	// H10: CITY DENSITY REORDER BOOST — dense cities 1.4x; sprawl 0.7x
-	// on the reorder funnel.
-	const isReorderFunnel = meta.funnel?.sequence?.includes("reorder initiated");
-	if (isReorderFunnel) {
-		const city = meta.profile?.city;
-		if (city === "San Francisco" || city === "New York") {
-			record.conversionRate = Math.min(95, Math.round(record.conversionRate * CITY_DENSE_MULT));
-		} else if (city === "Houston" || city === "Phoenix") {
-			record.conversionRate = Math.round(record.conversionRate * CITY_SPRAWL_MULT);
-		}
-	}
-	return record;
-}
-
-function handleEverythingHooks(record, meta) {
-	const datasetStart = dayjs.unix(meta.datasetStart);
-	const RAINY_WEEK_START = datasetStart.add(RAINY_START_DAY, 'days');
-	const RAINY_WEEK_END = datasetStart.add(RAINY_END_DAY, 'days');
-	const userEvents = record;
-	const profile = meta.profile;
-
-	// Stamp superProps from profile so they stay consistent per user
-	if (profile) {
-		userEvents.forEach((event) => {
-			if (profile.Platform !== undefined) event.Platform = profile.Platform;
-			if (profile.subscription_tier !== undefined) event.subscription_tier = profile.subscription_tier;
-			if (profile.city !== undefined) event.city = profile.city;
-		});
-	}
-
-	// H9: ORDER LIFECYCLE TTC — QuickBite+ 0.67x, Free 1.4x on delivery
-	// timing properties + funnel timestamp shift.
-	if (profile) {
-		const tier = profile.subscription_tier;
-		const ttcFactor = (
-			tier === "QuickBite+" ? TTC_QB_PLUS_FACTOR :
-			tier === "Free" ? TTC_FREE_FACTOR :
-			1.0
-		);
-		if (ttcFactor !== 1.0) {
-			// Timestamp shift: affects Mixpanel funnel TTC
-			const orderSeq = findFirstSequence(
-				userEvents,
-				["checkout started", "order placed", "order tracked", "order delivered"],
-				60 * 24 * 7
-			);
-			if (orderSeq) scaleFunnelTTC(orderSeq, ttcFactor);
-			// Property scale: affects Insights AVG reports
-			userEvents.forEach(e => {
-				if (typeof e.actual_delivery_mins === "number") {
-					e.actual_delivery_mins = Math.round(e.actual_delivery_mins * ttcFactor);
-				}
-				if (typeof e.eta_mins === "number") {
-					e.eta_mins = Math.round(e.eta_mins * ttcFactor);
-				}
-				if (typeof e.delivery_time_est_mins === "number") {
-					e.delivery_time_est_mins = Math.round(e.delivery_time_est_mins * ttcFactor);
-				}
-			});
-		}
-	}
-
-	// H3: LATE NIGHT MUNCHIES — 22-02 UTC: 70% flip to American, 1.3x price
-	userEvents.forEach(e => {
-		if (e.event === "restaurant viewed" || e.event === "item added to cart") {
-			const hour = new Date(e.time).getUTCHours();
-			const isLateNight = hour >= LATE_NIGHT_START || hour <= LATE_NIGHT_END;
-			if (isLateNight) {
-				if (e.cuisine_type !== undefined && chance.bool({ likelihood: LATE_NIGHT_FLIP_LIKELIHOOD })) {
-					e.cuisine_type = "American";
-				}
-				if (e.item_price !== undefined) {
-					e.item_price = Math.round(e.item_price * LATE_NIGHT_PRICE_MULT * 100) / 100;
-				}
-			}
-		}
-	});
-
-	// H2: COUPON INJECTION — Free-tier users get coupon-applied events
-	// spliced near checkout. Cloned from existing template with unique offset.
-	if (profile && profile.subscription_tier === "Free") {
-		for (let i = userEvents.length - 1; i >= 1; i--) {
-			const evt = userEvents[i];
-			if (evt.event === "checkout started" && chance.bool({ likelihood: COUPON_INJECT_LIKELIHOOD })) {
-				const prevEvent = userEvents[i - 1];
-				const midTime = dayjs(prevEvent.time).add(
-					dayjs(evt.time).diff(dayjs(prevEvent.time)) / 2,
-					'milliseconds'
-				).toISOString();
-
-				const couponTemplate = userEvents.find(e => e.event === "coupon applied");
-				const couponEvent = {
-					...(couponTemplate || evt),
-					event: "coupon applied",
-					time: midTime,
-					user_id: evt.user_id,
-					subscription_tier: profile.subscription_tier,
-					Platform: profile.Platform,
-					city: profile.city,
-					coupon_code: chance.pickone(couponCodes),
-					discount_type: chance.pickone(["percent", "flat", "free_delivery"]),
-					discount_value: chance.integer({ min: 10, max: 30 }),
-				};
-				userEvents.splice(i, 0, couponEvent);
-			}
-		}
-	}
-
-	// H1: LUNCH/DINNER RUSH — drop 30% of order-delivered events outside
-	// meal windows (11-13 UTC and 17-20 UTC).
-	for (let i = userEvents.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
-		const event = userEvents[i];
-		if (event.event === "order delivered") {
-			const hour = new Date(event.time).getUTCHours();
-			const inRush = (hour >= RUSH_LUNCH_START && hour <= RUSH_LUNCH_END) || (hour >= RUSH_DINNER_START && hour <= RUSH_DINNER_END);
-			if (!inRush && chance.bool({ likelihood: RUSH_DROP_LIKELIHOOD })) {
-				userEvents.splice(i, 1);
-			}
-		}
-	}
-
-	// H7: FIRST ORDER BONUS — hash-based ~50% of users (returning) drop
-	// 30% of order delivered events. New users keep all.
-	const hashUser = userEvents[0] && userEvents[0].user_id;
-	const isNewUser = typeof hashUser === "string" && hashUser.charCodeAt(0) % 2 === 0;
-	if (!isNewUser) {
-		for (let i = userEvents.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
-			if (userEvents[i].event === "order delivered" && chance.bool({ likelihood: FIRST_ORDER_DROP_LIKELIHOOD })) {
-				userEvents.splice(i, 1);
-			}
-		}
-	}
-
-	// First pass: identify behavioral patterns (no flags written)
-	let isReferralUser = false;
-	let hasTrialSubscription = false;
-	let earlyOrderCount = 0;
-	let orderPlacedCount = 0;
-	const firstEventTime = userEvents.length > 0 ? dayjs(userEvents[0].time) : null;
-
-	userEvents.forEach((event) => {
-		const eventTime = dayjs(event.time);
-		const daysSinceStart = firstEventTime ? eventTime.diff(firstEventTime, 'days', true) : 0;
-		if (event.event === "account created" && event.referral_code === true) isReferralUser = true;
-		if (event.event === "subscription started" && event.trial === true) hasTrialSubscription = true;
-		if (event.event === "order placed") {
-			orderPlacedCount++;
-			if (daysSinceStart <= TRIAL_EARLY_DAYS) earlyOrderCount++;
-		}
-	});
-
-	// H5: REFERRAL POWER USERS — boost food rating to 4-5, clone reorders.
-	userEvents.forEach((event, idx) => {
-		if (isReferralUser && event.event === "order rated") {
-			event.food_rating = chance.integer({ min: REFERRAL_RATING_MIN, max: REFERRAL_RATING_MAX });
-		}
-		if (isReferralUser && event.event === "reorder initiated" && chance.bool({ likelihood: REFERRAL_CLONE_LIKELIHOOD })) {
-			const eventTime = dayjs(event.time);
-			userEvents.splice(idx + 1, 0, {
-				...event,
-				time: eventTime.add(chance.integer({ min: 1, max: 7 }), 'days').toISOString(),
-				user_id: event.user_id,
-				order_id: chance.pickone(orderIds),
-				original_order_age_days: chance.integer({ min: 3, max: 30 }),
-			});
-		}
-	});
-
-	// H6: TRIAL CONVERSION — trial subs with <3 early orders drop 60% of
-	// post-day-14 events.
-	if (hasTrialSubscription && earlyOrderCount < TRIAL_MIN_ORDERS && chance.bool({ likelihood: TRIAL_DROP_LIKELIHOOD })) {
-		const trialCutoff = firstEventTime ? firstEventTime.add(TRIAL_EARLY_DAYS, 'days') : null;
-		if (trialCutoff) {
-			for (let i = userEvents.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
-				if (dayjs(userEvents[i].time).isAfter(trialCutoff)) {
-					userEvents.splice(i, 1);
-				}
-			}
-		}
-	}
-
-	// H4: RAINY WEEK SURGE — days 20-27, double delivery_fee on order-placed.
-	userEvents.forEach(e => {
-		if (e.event === "order placed") {
-			const t = dayjs(e.time);
-			if (t.isAfter(RAINY_WEEK_START) && t.isBefore(RAINY_WEEK_END)) {
-				e.delivery_fee = (e.delivery_fee || 5) * RAINY_FEE_MULT;
-			}
-		}
-	});
-
-	// H4 (cont): RAINY WEEK SURGE — duplicate 40% of order-placed events
-	// in the rainy window. Cloned with unique offset.
-	const rainyDuplicates = [];
-	userEvents.forEach((event) => {
-		if (event.event === "order placed") {
-			const t = dayjs(event.time);
-			if (t.isAfter(RAINY_WEEK_START) && t.isBefore(RAINY_WEEK_END) && chance.bool({ likelihood: RAINY_DUP_LIKELIHOOD })) {
-				const dup = JSON.parse(JSON.stringify(event));
-				dup.time = t.add(chance.integer({ min: 5, max: 60 }), 'minutes').toISOString();
-				rainyDuplicates.push(dup);
-			}
-		}
-	});
-	if (rainyDuplicates.length > 0) userEvents.push(...rainyDuplicates);
-
-	// H8: ORDER-COUNT MAGIC NUMBER — sweet 4-8 → +40% on order_total;
-	// over 9+ → 0.65x order_total (basket fatigue). No flag.
-	if (orderPlacedCount >= ORDER_SWEET_MIN && orderPlacedCount <= ORDER_SWEET_MAX) {
-		userEvents.forEach(e => {
-			if (e.event === "order placed" && typeof e.order_total === "number") {
-				e.order_total = Math.round(e.order_total * ORDER_SWEET_BOOST);
-			}
-		});
-	} else if (orderPlacedCount >= ORDER_OVER_THRESHOLD) {
-		userEvents.forEach(e => {
-			if (e.event === "order placed" && typeof e.order_total === "number") {
-				e.order_total = Math.round(e.order_total * ORDER_OVER_FACTOR);
-			}
-		});
-	}
-
-	return userEvents;
-}
-
-// ── CONFIG ──
-/** @type {Config} */
-const config = {
-	version: 2,
-	seed: SEED,
-	datasetStart: DATASET_START,
-	datasetEnd: DATASET_END,
-	avgEventsPerUserPerDay: EVENTS_PER_DAY,
-	numUsers: NUM_USERS,
-	format: "json",
-	gzip: true,
-	credentials: {
-		token,
-	},
-	switches: {
-		hasSessionIds: true,
-		alsoInferFunnels: false,
-		hasLocation: true,
-		hasAndroidDevices: true,
-		hasIOSDevices: true,
-		hasDesktopDevices: true,
-		hasBrowser: false,
-		hasCampaigns: false,
-		isAnonymous: false,
-		hasAdSpend: false,
-		hasAvatar: true,
-	},
-	identity: {
-		avgDevicePerUser: 2,
-	},
-	concurrency: 1,
-	writeToDisk: false,
-	scdProps: {
-		subscription_tier: {
-			values: ["free", "trial", "monthly", "annual"],
-			frequency: "month",
-			timing: "fuzzy",
-			max: 6
-		},
-		restaurant_tier: {
-			values: ["new", "verified", "featured", "premium"],
-			frequency: "month",
-			timing: "fixed",
-			max: 6,
-			type: "restaurant_id"
-		}
-	},
-
-	funnels: [
-		{
-			sequence: ["account created", "restaurant browsed", "restaurant viewed"],
-			isFirstFunnel: true,
-			conversionRate: 80,
-			timeToConvert: 0.5,
-		},
-		{
-			// Browse and discover: most common action on food delivery apps
-			sequence: ["restaurant browsed", "restaurant viewed", "item added to cart"],
-			conversionRate: 55,
-			timeToConvert: 1,
-			weight: 5,
-			props: { "restaurant_id": restaurantIds },
-		},
-		{
-			// Search-driven ordering
-			sequence: ["search performed", "restaurant viewed", "item added to cart", "checkout started"],
-			conversionRate: 45,
-			timeToConvert: 2,
-			weight: 3,
-		},
-		{
-			// Full order lifecycle: checkout to delivery
-			sequence: ["checkout started", "order placed", "order tracked", "order delivered"],
-			conversionRate: 65,
-			timeToConvert: 2,
-			weight: 4,
-			props: { "order_id": orderIds },
-		},
-		{
-			// Post-order: rate and reorder
-			sequence: ["order delivered", "order rated", "reorder initiated"],
-			conversionRate: 40,
-			timeToConvert: 24,
-			weight: 2,
-		},
-		{
-			// Browsing promos and coupons
-			sequence: ["promotion viewed", "coupon applied", "checkout started"],
-			conversionRate: 50,
-			timeToConvert: 1,
-			weight: 2,
-		},
-		{
-			// Support flow
-			sequence: ["support ticket", "order rated"],
-			conversionRate: 45,
-			timeToConvert: 6,
-			weight: 1,
-		},
-		{
-			// Subscription management
-			sequence: ["subscription started", "order placed", "subscription cancelled"],
-			conversionRate: 20,
-			timeToConvert: 48,
-			weight: 1,
-		},
-	],
-
-	events: [
-		{
-			event: "account created",
-			weight: 1,
-			isFirstEvent: true,
-			isAuthEvent: true,
-			properties: {
-				"signup_method": ["email", "google", "apple", "facebook"],
-				"referral_code": [false, false, true],
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "restaurant browsed",
-			weight: 18,
-			properties: {
-				"cuisine_type": [
-					"American",
-					"Italian",
-					"Chinese",
-					"Japanese",
-					"Mexican",
-					"Indian",
-					"Thai",
-					"Mediterranean"
-				],
-				"sort_by": ["recommended", "distance", "rating", "price"],
-				"filter_applied": [false, false, false, true, true],
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "restaurant viewed",
-			weight: 15,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				"restaurant_id": restaurantIds,
-				"cuisine_type": [
-					"American",
-					"Italian",
-					"Chinese",
-					"Japanese",
-					"Mexican",
-					"Indian",
-					"Thai",
-					"Mediterranean"
-				],
-				"avg_rating": u.weighNumRange(1, 5, 0.8, 30),
-				"delivery_time_est_mins": u.weighNumRange(15, 90, 1.2, 40),
-				"price_tier": ["$", "$$", "$$$", "$$$$"],
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "item added to cart",
-			weight: 14,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				"item_id": itemIds,
-				"item_category": ["entree", "appetizer", "drink", "dessert", "side"],
-				"item_price": u.weighNumRange(3, 65, 1.0, 40),
-				"customization_count": u.weighNumRange(0, 5, 1.5, 20),
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "item removed from cart",
-			weight: 5,
-			properties: {
-				"item_id": itemIds,
-				"removal_reason": ["changed_mind", "too_expensive", "substitution"],
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "coupon applied",
-			weight: 4,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				"coupon_code": couponCodes,
-				"discount_type": ["percent", "flat", "free_delivery"],
-				"discount_value": u.weighNumRange(5, 50, 1.2, 20),
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "checkout started",
-			weight: 12,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				"cart_total": u.weighNumRange(8, 150, 0.8, 40),
-				"items_count": u.weighNumRange(1, 8, 1.2, 20),
-				"delivery_address_saved": [false, false, false, true, true, true, true, true, true, true],
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "order placed",
-			weight: 10,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				"order_id": orderIds,
-				"payment_method": ["credit_card", "apple_pay", "google_pay", "paypal", "cash"],
-				"order_total": u.weighNumRange(10, 200, 0.8, 40),
-				"tip_amount": u.weighNumRange(0, 30, 1.5, 20),
-				"delivery_fee": u.weighNumRange(0, 12, 1.0, 20),
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "order tracked",
-			weight: 13,
-			properties: {
-				"order_id": orderIds,
-				"order_status": ["confirmed", "preparing", "picked_up", "en_route", "delivered"],
-				"eta_mins": u.weighNumRange(5, 60, 1.0, 30),
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "order delivered",
-			weight: 9,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				"order_id": orderIds,
-				"actual_delivery_mins": u.weighNumRange(12, 90, 1.0, 40),
-				"on_time": [false, false, false, true, true, true, true, true, true, true],
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "order rated",
-			weight: 7,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				"order_id": orderIds,
-				"food_rating": u.weighNumRange(1, 5, 0.8, 30),
-				"delivery_rating": u.weighNumRange(1, 5, 0.8, 30),
-				"would_reorder": [false, true, true],
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "search performed",
-			weight: 11,
-			properties: {
-				"search_query": () => chance.pickone([
-					"pizza", "sushi", "burger", "tacos", "pad thai",
-					"chicken", "salad", "ramen", "pasta", "sandwich",
-					"wings", "curry", "pho", "burritos", "steak"
-				]),
-				"results_count": u.weighNumRange(0, 50, 0.8, 30),
-				"search_type": ["restaurant", "cuisine", "dish"],
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "promotion viewed",
-			weight: 8,
-			properties: {
-				"promo_id": () => `promo_${v.uid(5)}`,
-				"promo_type": ["banner", "push", "in_feed"],
-				"promo_value": ["10%", "15%", "20%", "25%", "30%", "40%", "50%"],
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "subscription started",
-			weight: 2,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				"plan": ["quickbite_plus_monthly", "quickbite_plus_monthly", "quickbite_plus_annual"],
-				"price": [9.99, 9.99, 79.99],
-				"trial": [true, false],
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "subscription cancelled",
-			weight: 1,
-			properties: {
-				"reason": ["too_expensive", "not_ordering_enough", "found_alternative", "bad_experience"],
-				"months_subscribed": u.weighNumRange(1, 24, 1.5, 15),
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "support ticket",
-			weight: 3,
-			properties: {
-				"issue_type": ["missing_item", "wrong_order", "late_delivery", "quality_issue", "refund_request"],
-				"order_id": orderIds,
-			}
-		},
-		{
-			event: "reorder initiated",
-			weight: 6,
-			isStrictEvent: false,
-			properties: {
-				"order_id": orderIds,
-				"original_order_age_days": u.weighNumRange(1, 60, 1.5, 30),
-			}
-		},
-	],
-
-	superProps: {
-		Platform: ["iOS", "Android", "Web"],
-		subscription_tier: ["Free", "Free", "Free", "Free", "QuickBite+"],
-		city: ["New York", "Los Angeles", "Chicago", "Houston", "Phoenix", "San Francisco"],
-	},
-
-	userProps: {
-		"preferred_cuisine": [
-			"American",
-			"Italian",
-			"Chinese",
-			"Japanese",
-			"Mexican",
-			"Indian",
-			"Thai",
-			"Mediterranean"
-		],
-		"avg_order_value": u.weighNumRange(15, 80, 0.8, 40),
-		"orders_per_month": u.weighNumRange(1, 20, 1.5, 10),
-		"favorite_restaurant_count": u.weighNumRange(1, 10),
-		"Platform": ["iOS", "Android", "Web"],
-		"subscription_tier": ["Free", "Free", "Free", "Free", "QuickBite+"],
-		"city": ["New York", "Los Angeles", "Chicago", "Houston", "Phoenix", "San Francisco"],
-	},
-
-	groupKeys: [
-		["restaurant_id", 200, ["restaurant viewed", "order placed", "order rated"]],
-	],
-
-	groupProps: {
-		restaurant_id: {
-			"name": () => `${chance.pickone(["The", "Big", "Lucky", "Golden", "Fresh", "Urban"])} ${chance.pickone(["Kitchen", "Grill", "Bowl", "Wok", "Bistro", "Plate", "Table", "Fork"])}`,
-			"cuisine": [
-				"American",
-				"Italian",
-				"Chinese",
-				"Japanese",
-				"Mexican",
-				"Indian",
-				"Thai",
-				"Mediterranean"
-			],
-			"avg_rating": u.weighNumRange(1, 5, 0.8, 30),
-			"delivery_radius_mi": u.weighNumRange(1, 15, 1.0, 10),
-		}
-	},
-
-	lookupTables: [],
-
-	hook(record, type, meta) {
-		if (type === "funnel-pre") return handleFunnelPreHooks(record, meta);
-		if (type === "everything") return handleEverythingHooks(record, meta);
-		return record;
-	}
-};
-
-export default config;