passive_queue 0.1.0

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+ # Changelog
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+ All notable changes to this project will be documented in this file. Since this is Passive Queue, "changes" might be a strong word.
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+ ## [1.0.0] - 2025-07-12
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+ ### Added
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+ - Initial release of Passive Queue 🧘
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+ - Complete non-execution of background jobs
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+ - Zero-dependency zen architecture
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+ - CLI meditation tool (`be passive`)
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+ - Beautiful dashboard that displays nothing useful
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+ - 100% success rate at doing absolutely nothing
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+ - Infinite scalability through the power of void
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+ - Perfect compatibility with existing Rails applications
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+ - Zen quotes and philosophical thoughts for enlightenment
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+ - Rails generator for effortless non-setup
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+ - Complete test suite that tests nothing happening
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+
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+ ### Changed
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+ - Everything and nothing simultaneously
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+ - The meaning of "productivity" in your Rails app
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+ - Your perspective on background job processing
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+ - The definition of "success" (now means "successfully not processed")
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+
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+ ### Fixed
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+ - The problem of jobs actually running (now they don't)
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+ - Excessive productivity in Rails applications
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+ - The burden of background job failures (impossible now)
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+ - Memory leaks from job processing (eliminated through non-execution)
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+ - Race conditions in job queues (solved by never racing)
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+ - Disk space issues from failed job artifacts (no artifacts = no problems)
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+
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+ ### Removed
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+ - The stress of monitoring job failures
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+ - Your faith in traditional queue systems
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+ - The need for Redis/PostgreSQL/external dependencies
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+ - Performance anxiety about background jobs
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+ - The concept of "job timeout" (infinite timeout = zen)
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+
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+ ### Security
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+ - Eliminated all security vulnerabilities in job processing (can't have vulnerabilities in code that doesn't run)
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+ - Perfect protection against code injection in background jobs
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+ - Zero attack surface for malicious job payloads
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+
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+ ### Performance
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+ - Achieved 0ms average job processing time
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+ - 100% CPU efficiency (0% usage)
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+ - Infinite requests per second handling capacity
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+ - Zero memory footprint during job execution
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+ - Perfect garbage collection (nothing to collect)
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+ ### Documentation
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+ - Added comprehensive README explaining how to do nothing
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+ - Included examples of non-execution patterns
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+ - Created meditation guides for developers
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+ - Documented the art of passive development
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+ ### Credits
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+ - Inspired by conversations with Justin at RailsConf 2025
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+ - Born from the sweltering heat of Philadelphia
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+ - Motivated by the zen masters who came before us
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+ - Dedicated to developers everywhere who just want to take a break
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+ ---
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+ ## Future Releases (Coming Never)
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+ ### [2.0.0] - The Enlightenment Update
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+ - Even more nothing than before
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+ - Advanced meditation techniques
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+ - Quantum non-processing algorithms
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+ - AI-powered passivity recommendations
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+ ### [1.1.0] - The Mindfulness Patch
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+ - Additional zen quotes
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+ - Philosophical depth improvements
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+ - Enhanced CLI meditation experience
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+ - More ways to do nothing
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+ ### [1.0.1] - The Serenity Hotfix
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+ - Fixed a bug where something almost happened
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+ - Improved the accuracy of non-execution
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+ - Enhanced the beauty of emptiness
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+ ---
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+ *"A changelog that documents nothing is the most honest changelog of all."* - Ancient Developer Proverb
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+ source "https://rubygems.org"
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+ gemspec
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+ gem "rake", "~> 13.0"
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+ gem "rspec", "~> 3.0"
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+ PATH
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+ remote: .
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+ specs:
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+ passive_queue (1.0.0)
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+
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+ GEM
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+ remote: https://rubygems.org/
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+ specs:
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+ diff-lcs (1.6.2)
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+ rake (13.3.0)
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+ rspec (3.13.1)
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+ rspec-core (~> 3.13.0)
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+ rspec-expectations (~> 3.13.0)
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+ rspec-mocks (~> 3.13.0)
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+ rspec-core (3.13.5)
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+ rspec-support (~> 3.13.0)
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+ rspec-expectations (3.13.5)
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+ diff-lcs (>= 1.2.0, < 2.0)
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+ rspec-support (~> 3.13.0)
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+ rspec-mocks (3.13.5)
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+ diff-lcs (>= 1.2.0, < 2.0)
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+ rspec-support (~> 3.13.0)
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+ rspec-support (3.13.4)
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+
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+ PLATFORMS
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+ ruby
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+ x86_64-linux
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+ DEPENDENCIES
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+ passive_queue!
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+ rake (~> 13.0)
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+ rspec (~> 3.0)
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+
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+ BUNDLED WITH
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+ 2.6.9
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+ MIT License
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+ Copyright (c) 2025 Maciej Mensfeld
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+ Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
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+ of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
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+ in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
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+ to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
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+ copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
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+ furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
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+ The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
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+ copies or substantial portions of the Software.
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+ THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
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+ IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
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+ FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
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+ AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
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+ LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
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+ OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
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+ SOFTWARE.
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+ # Soon
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+ # ================================
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+ # exe/be
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+ # ================================
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+ #!/usr/bin/env ruby
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+ require "bundler/setup"
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+ require "passive_queue"
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+ PassiveQueue::CLI.start(ARGV)