passive_queue 0.1.0

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data/CHANGELOG.md

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+# Changelog
+
+All notable changes to this project will be documented in this file. Since this is Passive Queue, "changes" might be a strong word.
+
+## [1.0.0] - 2025-07-12
+
+### Added
+- Initial release of Passive Queue 🧘
+- Complete non-execution of background jobs
+- Zero-dependency zen architecture
+- CLI meditation tool (`be passive`)
+- Beautiful dashboard that displays nothing useful
+- 100% success rate at doing absolutely nothing
+- Infinite scalability through the power of void
+- Perfect compatibility with existing Rails applications
+- Zen quotes and philosophical thoughts for enlightenment
+- Rails generator for effortless non-setup
+- Complete test suite that tests nothing happening
+
+### Changed
+- Everything and nothing simultaneously
+- The meaning of "productivity" in your Rails app
+- Your perspective on background job processing
+- The definition of "success" (now means "successfully not processed")
+
+### Fixed
+- The problem of jobs actually running (now they don't)
+- Excessive productivity in Rails applications
+- The burden of background job failures (impossible now)
+- Memory leaks from job processing (eliminated through non-execution)
+- Race conditions in job queues (solved by never racing)
+- Disk space issues from failed job artifacts (no artifacts = no problems)
+
+### Removed
+- The stress of monitoring job failures
+- Your faith in traditional queue systems
+- The need for Redis/PostgreSQL/external dependencies
+- Performance anxiety about background jobs
+- The concept of "job timeout" (infinite timeout = zen)
+
+### Security
+- Eliminated all security vulnerabilities in job processing (can't have vulnerabilities in code that doesn't run)
+- Perfect protection against code injection in background jobs
+- Zero attack surface for malicious job payloads
+
+### Performance
+- Achieved 0ms average job processing time
+- 100% CPU efficiency (0% usage)
+- Infinite requests per second handling capacity
+- Zero memory footprint during job execution
+- Perfect garbage collection (nothing to collect)
+
+### Documentation
+- Added comprehensive README explaining how to do nothing
+- Included examples of non-execution patterns
+- Created meditation guides for developers
+- Documented the art of passive development
+
+### Credits
+- Inspired by conversations with Justin at RailsConf 2025
+- Born from the sweltering heat of Philadelphia
+- Motivated by the zen masters who came before us
+- Dedicated to developers everywhere who just want to take a break
+
+---
+
+## Future Releases (Coming Never)
+
+### [2.0.0] - The Enlightenment Update
+- Even more nothing than before
+- Advanced meditation techniques
+- Quantum non-processing algorithms
+- AI-powered passivity recommendations
+
+### [1.1.0] - The Mindfulness Patch  
+- Additional zen quotes
+- Philosophical depth improvements
+- Enhanced CLI meditation experience
+- More ways to do nothing
+
+### [1.0.1] - The Serenity Hotfix
+- Fixed a bug where something almost happened
+- Improved the accuracy of non-execution
+- Enhanced the beauty of emptiness
+
+---
+
+*"A changelog that documents nothing is the most honest changelog of all."* - Ancient Developer Proverb

data/Gemfile

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+source "https://rubygems.org"
+
+gemspec
+
+gem "rake", "~> 13.0"
+gem "rspec", "~> 3.0"

data/Gemfile.lock

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+PATH
+  remote: .
+  specs:
+    passive_queue (1.0.0)
+
+GEM
+  remote: https://rubygems.org/
+  specs:
+    diff-lcs (1.6.2)
+    rake (13.3.0)
+    rspec (3.13.1)
+      rspec-core (~> 3.13.0)
+      rspec-expectations (~> 3.13.0)
+      rspec-mocks (~> 3.13.0)
+    rspec-core (3.13.5)
+      rspec-support (~> 3.13.0)
+    rspec-expectations (3.13.5)
+      diff-lcs (>= 1.2.0, < 2.0)
+      rspec-support (~> 3.13.0)
+    rspec-mocks (3.13.5)
+      diff-lcs (>= 1.2.0, < 2.0)
+      rspec-support (~> 3.13.0)
+    rspec-support (3.13.4)
+
+PLATFORMS
+  ruby
+  x86_64-linux
+
+DEPENDENCIES
+  passive_queue!
+  rake (~> 13.0)
+  rspec (~> 3.0)
+
+BUNDLED WITH
+   2.6.9

data/LICENSE

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+MIT License
+
+Copyright (c) 2025 Maciej Mensfeld
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
+of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
+in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
+to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
+copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
+furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
+copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
+FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
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+OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
+SOFTWARE.

data/README.md

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+# Soon

data/bin/be

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+# ================================
+# exe/be
+# ================================
+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+
+require "bundler/setup"
+require "passive_queue"
+
+PassiveQueue::CLI.start(ARGV)