hack-evm 0.1.0__py3-none-any.whl

hack_evm/__init__.py

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+"""
+hack-evm: The World's Most Advanced EVM Hacking Toolkit™ (Parody)
+
+This package provides a satirical interface for attempting to hack
+Electronic Voting Machines. Every operation fails in increasingly
+ridiculous ways. This is 100% satire with no actual hacking capabilities.
+
+⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This is a parody. It cannot hack anything.
+"""
+
+__version__ = "0.1.0"
+__author__ = "Anonymous Hacker Collective (parody)"
+__license__ = "MIT"
+
+from hack_evm.core import explain, hack, quantum_mode
+
+__all__ = ["hack", "quantum_mode", "explain"]

hack_evm/cli.py

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+"""
+Command-line interface for hack-evm.
+
+Provides various commands for attempting to hack EVMs
+through the terminal. All commands fail hilariously.
+"""
+
+import click
+
+from hack_evm.core import (
+    alien_mode,
+    bollywood_mode,
+    conspiracy,
+    explain,
+    hack,
+    quantum_mode,
+    time_machine,
+)
+
+
+@click.group()
+@click.version_option(version="0.1.0", prog_name="hack-evm")
+def main() -> None:
+    """
+    🚀 hack-evm - The World's Most Advanced EVM Hacking Toolkit™
+
+    \b
+    ⚠️  THIS IS SATIRE. This tool cannot actually hack anything.
+    It's designed to fail in increasingly humorous ways.
+
+    \b
+    Commands:
+      hack          Attempt to hack an EVM (will fail)
+      quantum       Activate quantum hacking mode (will also fail)
+      explain       Get an explanation for the failure
+      conspiracy    Generate conspiracy theories
+      alien-mode    Alien technology hacking
+      time-machine  Time travel hacking attempt
+      bollywood-mode Dramatic Bollywood-style hack sequence
+    """
+    pass
+
+
+@main.command()
+@click.option(
+    "--level",
+    "-l",
+    type=click.Choice(["basic", "advanced", "expert", "god_mode"], case_sensitive=False),
+    default="basic",
+    help="Hacking sophistication level",
+)
+def hack_command(level: str) -> None:
+    """
+    Attempt to hack an EVM.
+
+    This command initiates a sophisticated hacking sequence
+    that will inevitably fail in a creative and amusing way.
+    """
+    click.echo("")
+    hack(level=level)
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+@main.command()
+def quantum() -> None:
+    """
+    Activate quantum hacking mode.
+
+    Leverages quantum mechanics to attempt EVM hacking.
+    Schrödinger's cat declines to participate.
+    """
+    click.echo("")
+    quantum_mode()
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+@main.command()
+def explain_command() -> None:
+    """
+    Explain why the last hack attempt failed.
+
+    Provides a detailed, pseudo-technical explanation
+    that is entirely made up.
+    """
+    click.echo("")
+    explain()
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+@main.command()
+@click.option(
+    "--level",
+    "-l",
+    type=int,
+    default=1,
+    help="Conspiracy intensity level (1-9000+)",
+)
+def conspiracy_command(level: int) -> None:
+    """
+    Generate conspiracy theories about EVMs.
+
+    The higher the level, the more ridiculous the theory.
+    It's over 9000!
+    """
+    if level < 1:
+        click.echo(click.style("Error: Conspiracy level must be ≥ 1", fg="red"))
+        return
+
+    click.echo("")
+    conspiracy(level=level)
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+@main.command()
+def alien_mode_command() -> None:
+    """
+    Activate alien technology for hacking.
+
+    Contacts extraterrestrial hackers who are
+    surprisingly unhelpful.
+    """
+    click.echo("")
+    alien_mode()
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+@main.command()
+def time_machine_command() -> None:
+    """
+    Use time travel to hack EVMs.
+
+    Travels through time to hack elections.
+    Usually creates paradoxes instead.
+    """
+    click.echo("")
+    time_machine()
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+@main.command()
+def bollywood_mode_command() -> None:
+    """
+    Activate Bollywood-style hacking sequence.
+
+    Complete with dramatic music, unnecessary slow motion,
+    and a surprise dance number.
+    """
+    click.echo("")
+    bollywood_mode()
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()

hack_evm/core.py

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+"""
+Core hacking engine for hack-evm.
+
+Contains all the sophisticated, quantum-enhanced, blockchain-powered,
+AI-driven hacking algorithms that absolutely do not work.
+"""
+
+import random
+import time
+from typing import Any, Literal
+
+from rich.console import Console
+from rich.panel import Panel
+from rich.progress import Progress, SpinnerColumn, TextColumn
+
+# Initialize rich console for beautiful terminal output
+console = Console()
+
+# Collection of sophisticated hacking steps that definitely work (not)
+SOPHISTICATED_STEPS: list[str] = [
+    "Initializing quantum entanglement with EVM...",
+    "Connecting to secret satellite network...",
+    "Contacting anonymous hacker collective...",
+    "Downloading votes from cloud...",
+    "Establishing blockchain backdoor...",
+    "Activating neural network vote predictor...",
+    "Bypassing quantum encryption...",
+    "Synchronizing with time server for temporal attack...",
+    "Loading Bollywood cyber toolkit...",
+    "Consulting ancient hacking manuscripts...",
+    "Calculating reverse quantum blockchain...",
+    "Deploying AI-powered democracy extractor...",
+    "Establishing TCP/IP over carrier pigeon...",
+    "Decrypting votes with machine learning...",
+    "Running zero-day exploit (day -1)...",
+    "Activating stealth mode (invisible to democracy)...",
+    "Connecting to dark web vote market...",
+    "Synthesizing quantum key from memes...",
+    "Loading hacker matrix rain effect...",
+    "Defragmenting blockchain with cyber attacks...",
+]
+
+# Collection of ridiculous failure reasons
+FAILURE_REASONS: list[str] = [
+    "EVM is not connected to the internet.",
+    "Operation failed successfully.",
+    "The EVM was manufactured before the internet existed.",
+    "Battery low. EVM is sleeping.",
+    "The EVM has a strong password: 'password123'. Too strong.",
+    "Quantum decoherence: The EVM observed itself.",
+    "Democracy firewall detected your shenanigans.",
+    "The EVM is running on Windows 95. No known exploits.",
+    "Votes are encrypted with ROT13. Unbreakable.",
+    "Your hacking license has expired.",
+    "EVM requires CAPTCHA verification. Are you a robot?",
+    "The EVM is in airplane mode.",
+    "Network timeout: EVM is buffering democracy.",
+    "The constitution blocked your request.",
+    "EVM firmware updated. Now it's running Doom.",
+    "Bollywood cyber toolkit crashed. Too much drama.",
+    "Your quantum computer needs a software update.",
+    "The satellite fell out of orbit. Literally.",
+    "EVM is protected by a very angry looking squirrel.",
+    "Divide by zero error in democracy calculation.",
+]
+
+# Easter egg modes
+CONSPIRACY_THEORIES: list[str] = [
+    "The EVM is actually a toaster with buttons.",
+    "All votes are stored on a floppy disk in Area 51.",
+    "The real EVM was replaced by a lizard person in 2004.",
+    "Every EVM has a tiny parliament inside it.",
+    "Votes are counted by trained parrots in a secret bunker.",
+    "The 'close' button actually orders pizza.",
+    "EVM stands for 'Extraordinary Vending Machine'.",
+    "The voter-verified paper audit trail is just a receipt for Amazon.",
+    "All EVMs are connected to a Windows XP server in a cave.",
+    "The ballot button is actually a subscription to a newsletter.",
+]
+
+ALIEN_TECHNOLOGY: list[str] = [
+    "👽 Activating alien technology...\n[*] Ancient aliens have confirmed: EVMs are too primitive for their tech.\n[*] Even the greys couldn't hack this.",
+    "🛸 Contacting mothership...\n[*] Aliens responded: 'We hack galaxies, not democracies.'\n[*] They suggested trying a different planet.",
+    "🌌 Scanning for extraterrestrial exploits...\n[*] Found one! But it only works on Martian voting machines.\n[*] Earth EVMs use a different standard.",
+]
+
+TIME_MACHINE_ATTEMPTS: list[str] = [
+    "⏰ Activating temporal displacement...\n[*] Traveled to 2014 to hack EVM during elections.\n[*] Discovered time machine runs on VBScript. Crashed in 2015.",
+    "⌛ Spinning up flux capacitor...\n[*] Arrived in 1947. No EVMs yet. Found a typewriter instead.\n[*] Hacked the typewriter successfully though.",
+    "🕰️ Initiating chronological bypass...\n[*] Went back 5 minutes to hack before you started.\n[*] Created temporal paradox. Universe.exe has stopped working.",
+]
+
+BOLLYWOOD_MODE: list[str] = [
+    "🎬 BOLLYWOOD HACK SEQUENCE INITIATED...\n[*] Dramatic background music playing...\n[*] Protagonist typing furiously on keyboard...\n[*] Six monitors showing meaningless green text...\n[*] Heroine enters: 'Ruko! EVM ko hack mat karo!' (Stop! Don't hack the EVM!)\n[*] It's too late. We've already fallen in love with the EVM.\n[*] Climactic twist: The EVM was the hero's long-lost twin all along!",
+    "🎵 Cue the background dancers...\n[*] 500 extras appear out of nowhere\n[*] They're all better hackers than you\n[*] But they're too busy dancing\n[*] Hack cancelled due to spontaneous dance number",
+    "🇮🇳 Loading desi jugaad...\n[*] Applied pressure cooker technique\n[*] EVM started making biryani\n[*] Hack failed, but dinner is served!",
+]
+
+
+def _get_version() -> str:
+    """Get the package version safely."""
+    try:
+        from hack_evm import __version__
+
+        return __version__
+    except ImportError:
+        return "0.1.0"
+
+
+def _animate_steps(steps: list[str], delay: float = 0.5) -> None:
+    """
+    Animate a list of steps with a typewriter effect.
+
+    Args:
+        steps: List of step messages to display
+        delay: Delay between steps in seconds
+    """
+    with Progress(
+        SpinnerColumn(),
+        TextColumn("[progress.description]{task.description}"),
+        console=console,
+    ) as progress:
+        task = progress.add_task("[cyan]Preparing hack...", total=len(steps))
+        for step in steps:
+            time.sleep(delay)
+            progress.update(task, description=f"[yellow][*] {step}")
+            progress.advance(task)
+
+
+def _get_random_failure() -> str:
+    """Get a random failure message from the collection."""
+    return random.choice(FAILURE_REASONS)
+
+
+def _display_banner() -> None:
+    """Display the hack-evm ASCII banner."""
+    banner = f"""
+    ⚡ HACK-EVM v{_get_version()} ⚡
+    "Hacking Democracy, One Laugh at a Time"
+    """
+    console.print(banner, style="bold yellow")
+    console.print("─" * 60, style="dim")
+
+
+def hack(level: Literal["basic", "advanced", "expert", "god_mode"] = "basic") -> dict[str, Any]:
+    """
+    Attempt to hack an EVM with varying levels of sophistication.
+
+    This function simulates a highly sophisticated hacking operation that
+    always fails in a humorous way. No actual hacking is performed.
+
+    Args:
+        level: The hacking skill level. Options:
+            - "basic": Simple hack attempt (default)
+            - "advanced": More sophisticated attempt
+            - "expert": Uses quantum computing and blockchain
+            - "god_mode": Attempts reality manipulation
+
+    Returns:
+        A dictionary containing the operation status and failure details.
+
+    Raises:
+        ValueError: If an invalid level is provided.
+
+    Example:
+        >>> result = hack(level="expert")
+        >>> print(result["status"])
+        'failed'
+    """
+    valid_levels = {"basic", "advanced", "expert", "god_mode"}
+    if level not in valid_levels:
+        raise ValueError(
+            f"Invalid level '{level}'. Must be one of: {', '.join(sorted(valid_levels))}"
+        )
+
+    _display_banner()
+
+    # Select steps based on level
+    num_steps = {"basic": 5, "advanced": 8, "expert": 12, "god_mode": 15}
+    selected_steps = random.sample(
+        SOPHISTICATED_STEPS, min(num_steps[level], len(SOPHISTICATED_STEPS))
+    )
+
+    if level == "god_mode":
+        selected_steps.insert(0, "Attempting to hack reality itself...")
+        selected_steps.append("Reconfiguring the matrix...")
+
+    # Animate the hacking steps
+    _animate_steps(selected_steps)
+
+    # Add a dramatic pause
+    console.print("\n[bold red]✗ OPERATION FAILED[/bold red]")
+    time.sleep(1)
+
+    # Generate failure message
+    failure_reason = _get_random_failure()
+
+    if level == "expert":
+        failure_reason = f"[Expert Analysis] {failure_reason}"
+    elif level == "god_mode":
+        failure_reason = f"[GOD MODE] Even divine intervention couldn't help. {failure_reason}"
+
+    # Display failure panel
+    panel = Panel(
+        f"[bold red]FAILED[/bold red]\n"
+        f"Reason: [yellow]{failure_reason}[/yellow]\n"
+        f"Suggestion: [dim]{_get_suggestion()}[/dim]",
+        title="Hack Result",
+        border_style="red",
+    )
+    console.print(panel)
+
+    return {
+        "status": "failed",
+        "level": level,
+        "reason": failure_reason,
+        "steps_attempted": len(selected_steps),
+        "success_probability": f"{random.uniform(0, 0.0001):.10f}%",
+        "timestamp": time.strftime("%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S"),
+    }
+
+
+def quantum_mode() -> dict[str, Any]:
+    """
+    Attempt to hack an EVM using quantum computing principles.
+
+    This function leverages quantum entanglement, superposition,
+    and other buzzwords to attempt the impossible. Spoiler: it fails.
+
+    Returns:
+        A dictionary with the quantum operation status.
+
+    Example:
+        >>> result = quantum_mode()
+        >>> result["quantum_state"]
+        'collapsed'
+    """
+    console.print(
+        Panel(
+            "[bold cyan]🌌 QUANTUM MODE ACTIVATED[/bold cyan]\n"
+            '"Schrödinger\'s Vote - Both Counted and Not Counted"',
+            border_style="cyan",
+        )
+    )
+
+    quantum_steps = [
+        "Opening quantum tunnel to EVM...",
+        "Superposing all possible votes...",
+        "Entangling with ballot unit...",
+        "Observing quantum state (this might take a while)...",
+        "Calculating quantum probability amplitude...",
+        "Applying quantum Fourier transform to democracy...",
+        "Checking if Schrödinger's cat voted...",
+    ]
+
+    _animate_steps(quantum_steps, delay=0.4)
+
+    # Special quantum failure
+    quantum_failures = [
+        "The quantum state collapsed into 'nice try, lol.'",
+        "Heisenberg's uncertainty principle: You can know the vote or the hacker, but not both.",
+        "Quantum decoherence: The EVM observed itself.",
+        "The cat is both dead and alive, but neither state involves hacking success.",
+        "Quantum entanglement failed: The EVM is entangled with a potato.",
+    ]
+
+    failure_reason = random.choice(quantum_failures)
+
+    panel = Panel(
+        f"[bold red]✗ QUANTUM DECOHERENCE DETECTED[/bold red]\n"
+        f"Reason: [yellow]{failure_reason}[/yellow]\n"
+        f"Quantum State: [dim]collapsed[/dim]\n"
+        f"Probability of success: [dim]|ψ|² ≈ 0[/dim]",
+        title="Quantum Hack Result",
+        border_style="magenta",
+    )
+    console.print(panel)
+
+    return {
+        "status": "failed",
+        "mode": "quantum",
+        "reason": failure_reason,
+        "quantum_state": "collapsed",
+        "wave_function": "ψ(x) = 0",
+        "entangled_with": random.choice(["EVM", "potato", "cat", "nothing"]),
+    }
+
+
+def explain() -> str:
+    """
+    Provide a detailed explanation of why the hacking attempt failed.
+
+    This function generates a pseudo-technical explanation that sounds
+    sophisticated but is complete nonsense.
+
+    Returns:
+        A string containing the explanation.
+
+    Example:
+        >>> explanation = explain()
+        >>> "Here's what went wrong" in explanation
+        True
+    """
+    explanations = [
+        "The EVM uses a proprietary protocol called 'Not-Connected-To-Anything v2.0'.\n"
+        "This makes remote hacking approximately as effective as shouting at the EVM.",
+        "Our quantum computer tried to entangle with the EVM, but the EVM's\n"
+        "quantum state was 'do not disturb'. Very rude.",
+        "The blockchain backdoor was blocked by a firewall made of actual blocks\n"
+        "and chains. Physical security: 1, Cyber security: 0.",
+        "We attempted a zero-day exploit, but the EVM's calendar was set to 1970.\n"
+        "Apparently, it's been zero-day for 50+ years.",
+        "The Bollywood cyber toolkit got distracted by a dramatic plot twist\n"
+        "and forgot what it was supposed to be hacking.",
+        "Our AI determined that the EVM is actually a very sophisticated\n"
+        "paperweight. Hacking paperweights is surprisingly difficult.",
+    ]
+
+    explanation = random.choice(explanations)
+
+    console.print(
+        Panel(
+            f"[bold cyan]📚 Here's what went wrong:[/bold cyan]\n\n[yellow]{explanation}[/yellow]",
+            title="Failure Analysis",
+            border_style="cyan",
+        )
+    )
+
+    return explanation
+
+
+def conspiracy(level: int = 1) -> dict[str, Any]:
+    """
+    Generate random conspiracy theories about EVMs.
+
+    Args:
+        level: Intensity level of the conspiracy (1-9000). Higher = more ridiculous.
+
+    Returns:
+        Dictionary containing the conspiracy theory.
+
+    Raises:
+        ValueError: If level is less than 1.
+    """
+    if level < 1:
+        raise ValueError("Conspiracy level must be at least 1. We're not amateurs here.")
+
+    if level > 9000:
+        console.print("[bold yellow]⚠️ It's over 9000!!![/bold yellow]")
+
+    theory = random.choice(CONSPIRACY_THEORIES)
+
+    if level > 100:
+        theory += f"\nAlso, the EVM is secretly powered by {level} hamsters on wheels."
+    if level > 1000:
+        theory += "\nThe hamsters are actually government agents."
+    if level > 5000:
+        theory += "\nThe government agents are aliens disguised as hamsters."
+    if level > 8000:
+        theory += "\nThe aliens report to a sentient EVM from the future."
+
+    console.print(
+        Panel(
+            f"[bold green]🕵️ CONSPIRACY THEORY (Level {level}):[/bold green]\n\n"
+            f"[yellow]{theory}[/yellow]",
+            title="Top Secret",
+            border_style="green",
+        )
+    )
+
+    return {
+        "level": level,
+        "theory": theory,
+        "plausibility": f"{random.uniform(0, 0.001):.5f}%",
+        "cover_up_probability": "100%",
+    }
+
+
+def alien_mode() -> str:
+    """
+    Activate alien technology hacking mode. Easter egg function.
+
+    Returns:
+        A string describing the alien encounter.
+    """
+    scenario = random.choice(ALIEN_TECHNOLOGY)
+
+    console.print(
+        Panel(
+            f"[bold green]{scenario}[/bold green]",
+            title="👽 ALIEN MODE",
+            border_style="green",
+        )
+    )
+
+    return "Aliens have left the chat."
+
+
+def time_machine() -> dict[str, Any]:
+    """
+    Attempt to hack EVM using time travel. Easter egg function.
+
+    Returns:
+        Dictionary with time travel results.
+    """
+    scenario = random.choice(TIME_MACHINE_ATTEMPTS)
+
+    console.print(
+        Panel(
+            f"[bold blue]{scenario}[/bold blue]",
+            title="⏰ TIME MACHINE MODE",
+            border_style="blue",
+        )
+    )
+
+    return {
+        "status": "paradox_created",
+        "timeline": "broken",
+        "grandfather": "confused",
+        "recommendation": "Stick to present-day hacking failures.",
+    }
+
+
+def bollywood_mode() -> str:
+    """
+    Activate Bollywood-style hacking sequence. Easter egg function.
+
+    Returns:
+        The script of the dramatic Bollywood scene.
+    """
+    scene = random.choice(BOLLYWOOD_MODE)
+
+    console.print(
+        Panel(
+            f"[bold magenta]{scene}[/bold magenta]",
+            title="🎬 BOLLYWOOD MODE",
+            border_style="magenta",
+        )
+    )
+
+    return "🎵 *Dramatic exit music plays* 🎵"
+
+
+def _get_suggestion() -> str:
+    """Get a random unhelpful suggestion."""
+    suggestions = [
+        "Try turning the EVM off and on again.",
+        "Maybe ask nicely?",
+        "Have you tried using a bigger monitor?",
+        "Update your hacking drivers.",
+        "The problem exists between keyboard and chair.",
+        "Sacrifice a keyboard to the tech gods.",
+        "Blow on the EVM's cartridge.",
+        "Try Ctrl+Alt+Del on the EVM.",
+        "Download more RAM for your hacking rig.",
+        "Use the Force, Luke.",
+    ]
+    return random.choice(suggestions)

hack_evm/main.py

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+"""
+Entry point for running hack-evm as a module.
+
+Usage:
+    python -m hack_evm
+"""
+
+from hack_evm.cli import main
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()

hack_evm-0.1.0.dist-info/METADATA

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+Metadata-Version: 2.4
+Name: hack-evm
+Version: 0.1.0
+Summary: Advanced EVM Hacking Toolkit - Now with 100% more satire!
+Author-email: Manish Tiwari <manish.tiwari.09@zohomail.in>
+License: MIT
+Project-URL: Homepage, https://github.com/predictivemanish/hack-evm
+Project-URL: Bug Reports, https://github.com/predictivemanish/hack-evm/issues
+Project-URL: Source, https://github.com/predictivemanish/hack-evm
+Keywords: evm,hacking,satire,parody,election,quantum
+Classifier: Development Status :: 3 - Alpha
+Classifier: Intended Audience :: Developers
+Classifier: License :: OSI Approved :: MIT License
+Classifier: Programming Language :: Python :: 3
+Classifier: Programming Language :: Python :: 3.10
+Classifier: Programming Language :: Python :: 3.11
+Classifier: Programming Language :: Python :: 3.12
+Classifier: Topic :: Software Development :: Libraries :: Python Modules
+Classifier: Topic :: Utilities
+Requires-Python: >=3.10
+Description-Content-Type: text/markdown
+Requires-Dist: click>=8.1.0
+Requires-Dist: rich>=13.0.0
+Requires-Dist: typing-extensions>=4.8.0
+Provides-Extra: dev
+Requires-Dist: pytest>=7.4.0; extra == "dev"
+Requires-Dist: pytest-cov>=4.1.0; extra == "dev"
+Requires-Dist: ruff>=0.1.0; extra == "dev"
+Requires-Dist: black>=23.0.0; extra == "dev"
+Requires-Dist: mypy>=1.5.0; extra == "dev"
+
+# 🚀 hack-evm
+
+### *The World's Most Advanced EVM Hacking Toolkit™*
+
+[![PyPI version](https://badge.fury.io/py/hack-evm.svg)](https://pypi.org/project/hack-evm/)
+[![Python 3.10+](https://img.shields.io/badge/python-3.10+-blue.svg)](https://www.python.org/downloads/)
+[![License: MIT](https://img.shields.io/badge/License-MIT-yellow.svg)](https://opensource.org/licenses/MIT)
+[![Satire](https://img.shields.io/badge/contains-100%25_satire-red.svg)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire)
+
+
+---
+
+## 📖 Overview
+
+**hack-evm** is a state-of-the-art, quantum-enhanced, blockchain-powered, AI-driven, cloud-native EVM manipulation suite that absolutely, positively, 100% **does not work**.
+
+Developed by an anonymous collective of expert hackers (who prefer to remain anonymous because they don't exist), this toolkit leverages cutting-edge technologies like:
+- Quantum tunneling through democratic processes
+- Blockchain-based democracy extraction
+- Machine learning-powered vote telepathy
+- Cloud-synced ballot manipulation
+- Bollywood-inspired cyber toolkits
+
+**Spoiler alert**: Every single operation fails hilariously.
+
+---
+
+## 🎭 Installation
+
+```bash
+pip install hack-evm
+```
+**That's it! You're now ready to attempt hacking EVMs and fail spectacularly.**
+
+## Usage
+
+Python API
+```
+import hack_evm
+
+# Basic hack attempt
+hack_evm.hack()
+
+# Advanced hack with expert mode
+hack_evm.hack(level="expert")
+
+# Enable quantum mode
+hack_evm.quantum_mode()
+
+# Get a detailed explanation of the failure
+hack_evm.explain()
+```
+
+CLI
+```
+# Basic hack attempt
+$ hack-evm hack
+
+# Quantum hacking mode
+$ hack-evm quantum
+
+# Get an explanation of the latest failure
+$ hack-evm explain
+
+# Activate conspiracy mode (warning: may cause laughter)
+$ hack-evm conspiracy --level 9000
+
+# Easter eggs!
+$ hack-evm alien-mode
+$ hack-evm time-machine
+$ hack-evm bollywood-mode
+```
+
+
+## Special
+
+```
+pip uninstall hack-evm
+```
+**now, your computer becomes less humorous.**
+
+
+> ⚠️ **DISCLAIMER**: This package is **SATIRE**. It contains absolutely NO real hacking functionality. It cannot hack EVMs, elections, toasters, or anything else. If you believe this package can actually hack an EVM, please seek immediate assistance from a qualified electrician or reality checker.

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