oopsx 1.0.0

package/LICENSE

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+MIT License
+
+Copyright (c) 2026 devesh@760
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
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+OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
+SOFTWARE.

package/README.md

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+# merr
+
+> Play a meme sound when your terminal command fails.
+
+Ever wish your terminal could roast you for typos and bad commands? **merr** wraps any shell command and plays a sound when it exits with a non-zero code. Pick your own meme sound, or use the default.
+
+```
+$ merr git puhs origin main
+fatal: 'puhs' is not a git command.
+🔊 *sad trombone plays*
+```
+
+---
+
+## Installation
+
+### npx (zero install)
+
+```bash
+npx merr ls /nonexistent/path
+```
+
+### Global install via npm
+
+```bash
+npm install -g merr
+```
+
+### Curl install (macOS / Linux)
+
+```bash
+curl -fsSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/devesh760/merr/main/install.sh | bash
+```
+
+---
+
+## Usage
+
+```bash
+# Basic — plays default sound on failure
+merr ls /does/not/exist
+
+# Use a custom local sound
+merr --sound ~/sounds/bruh.mp3 make build
+
+# Use a sound from a URL (cached automatically)
+merr --url https://example.com/fail.mp3 npm test
+
+# Set volume (0–100)
+merr --volume 50 python script.py
+
+# Save a sound as the new default
+merr --sound ~/sounds/oof.mp3 --set-default echo "saved!"
+
+# Play sound only once per shell session
+merr --once cargo build
+```
+
+### CLI Options
+
+| Option              | Description                                    |
+| ------------------- | ---------------------------------------------- |
+| `--sound <path>`    | Use a local `.mp3` or `.wav` file              |
+| `--url <url>`       | Download and cache a sound from a URL          |
+| `--volume <0-100>`  | Playback volume (default: `80`)                |
+| `--set-default`     | Persist the resolved sound as the new default  |
+| `--once`            | Play sound only once per shell session         |
+
+---
+
+## How It Works
+
+1. **merr** runs your command with inherited stdio (you see all output as normal).
+2. If the command exits with code `0` — nothing happens.
+3. If the command exits with a non-zero code — merr plays a sound.
+4. merr then exits with the **same exit code** as the original command.
+
+### Sound Resolution Priority
+
+1. `--sound <path>` — explicit local file
+2. `--url <url>` — downloads and caches the file under `~/.merr/sounds/`
+3. Default sound at `~/.merr/default.mp3`
+
+---
+
+## Custom Sound Examples
+
+```bash
+# Sad trombone on test failure
+merr --sound ~/memes/sad-trombone.mp3 npm test
+
+# Windows XP error from a URL
+merr --url "https://example.com/xp-error.mp3" cargo build
+
+# Set a default once, use it everywhere
+merr --sound ~/memes/bruh.mp3 --set-default echo "done"
+merr npm test  # now uses bruh.mp3 automatically
+```
+
+---
+
+## Config
+
+merr stores configuration in `~/.merr/`:
+
+```
+~/.merr/
+├── config.json       # volume and preferences
+├── default.mp3       # default sound file
+└── sounds/           # cached URL downloads (hashed filenames)
+```
+
+---
+
+## Platform Support
+
+| Platform | Player Backend         |
+| -------- | ---------------------- |
+| macOS    | `afplay` (built-in)    |
+| Linux    | `aplay` / `mpg123`     |
+| Windows  | PowerShell fallback    |
+
+---
+
+## Uninstall
+
+```bash
+# Remove the CLI
+npm uninstall -g merr
+
+# Remove config and cached sounds
+rm -rf ~/.merr
+```
+
+---
+
+## License
+
+MIT

package/bin/merr.js

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+#!/usr/bin/env node
+
+import { Command } from "commander";
+import { runCommand } from "../src/runner.js";
+import { resolveSound, playAudio, setDefault, setVolume } from "../src/sound.js";
+import { readConfig } from "../src/config.js";
+
+const SESSION_KEY = `MERR_PLAYED_${process.ppid}`;
+
+const program = new Command();
+
+program
+  .name("merr")
+  .description("Play a meme sound when your terminal command fails")
+  .version("1.0.0")
+  .argument("<command...>", "Shell command to execute")
+  .option("--sound <path>", "Use a local sound file (mp3/wav)")
+  .option("--url <url>", "Download and cache a sound from a URL")
+  .option("--volume <number>", "Playback volume 0–100", parseInt)
+  .option("--set-default", "Persist the resolved sound as the default")
+  .option("--once", "Play sound only once per shell session")
+  .allowUnknownOption(true)
+  .action(async (commandArgs, options) => {
+    const config = readConfig();
+    const volume = options.volume ?? config.volume ?? 80;
+
+    // Persist volume if explicitly provided
+    if (options.volume !== undefined) {
+      setVolume(options.volume);
+    }
+
+    const exitCode = await runCommand(commandArgs);
+
+    if (exitCode === 0) {
+      process.exit(0);
+    }
+
+    // --once: skip if already played in this shell session
+    if (options.once && process.env[SESSION_KEY]) {
+      process.exit(exitCode);
+    }
+
+    const soundFile = await resolveSound(options);
+
+    if (!soundFile) {
+      process.exit(exitCode);
+    }
+
+    // --set-default: persist the resolved sound
+    if (options.setDefault) {
+      setDefault(soundFile);
+    }
+
+    try {
+      await playAudio(soundFile, volume);
+    } catch (err) {
+      console.error(`Sound playback failed: ${err.message}`);
+    }
+
+    // Mark as played for --once (only useful if parent reads env, but we set it anyway)
+    if (options.once) {
+      process.env[SESSION_KEY] = "1";
+    }
+
+    process.exit(exitCode);
+  });
+
+program.parse();

package/package.json

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+{
+  "name": "oopsx",
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "description": "Play a meme sound when your terminal command fails",
+  "type": "module",
+  "bin": {
+    "merr": "./bin/merr.js"
+  },
+  "engines": {
+    "node": ">=18"
+  },
+  "files": [
+    "bin/",
+    "src/",
+    "assets/"
+  ],
+  "keywords": [
+    "cli",
+    "meme",
+    "sound",
+    "error",
+    "terminal",
+    "fun"
+  ],
+  "author": "devesh@760 <drajawat760@gmail.com>",
+  "license": "MIT",
+  "repository": {
+    "type": "git",
+    "url": "git+https://github.com/devesh760/merr.git"
+  },
+  "homepage": "https://github.com/devesh760/merr#readme",
+  "bugs": {
+    "url": "https://github.com/devesh760/merr/issues"
+  },
+  "dependencies": {
+    "commander": "^12.1.0",
+    "play-sound": "^1.1.6"
+  }
+}

package/src/config.js

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+import { existsSync, mkdirSync, readFileSync, writeFileSync } from "node:fs";
+import { homedir } from "node:os";
+import { join, dirname } from "node:path";
+import { fileURLToPath } from "node:url";
+
+const __dirname = dirname(fileURLToPath(import.meta.url));
+
+const MERR_DIR = join(homedir(), ".merr");
+const SOUNDS_DIR = join(MERR_DIR, "sounds");
+const CONFIG_PATH = join(MERR_DIR, "config.json");
+const DEFAULT_SOUND_PATH = join(MERR_DIR, "default.mp3");
+const BUNDLED_SOUND_PATH = join(__dirname, "..", "assets", "default.mp3");
+
+const DEFAULT_CONFIG = {
+  volume: 80,
+};
+
+const ensureDir = (dir) => {
+  if (!existsSync(dir)) mkdirSync(dir, { recursive: true });
+};
+
+const ensureDirs = () => {
+  ensureDir(MERR_DIR);
+  ensureDir(SOUNDS_DIR);
+};
+
+const readConfig = () => {
+  ensureDirs();
+  if (!existsSync(CONFIG_PATH)) return { ...DEFAULT_CONFIG };
+
+  try {
+    const raw = readFileSync(CONFIG_PATH, "utf-8");
+    return { ...DEFAULT_CONFIG, ...JSON.parse(raw) };
+  } catch {
+    return { ...DEFAULT_CONFIG };
+  }
+};
+
+const writeConfig = (config) => {
+  ensureDirs();
+  writeFileSync(CONFIG_PATH, JSON.stringify(config, null, 2), "utf-8");
+};
+
+const updateConfig = (partial) => {
+  const current = readConfig();
+  const updated = { ...current, ...partial };
+  writeConfig(updated);
+  return updated;
+};
+
+export {
+  MERR_DIR,
+  SOUNDS_DIR,
+  CONFIG_PATH,
+  DEFAULT_SOUND_PATH,
+  BUNDLED_SOUND_PATH,
+  readConfig,
+  writeConfig,
+  updateConfig,
+  ensureDirs,
+};

package/src/runner.js

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+import { spawn } from "node:child_process";
+
+/**
+ * Execute a shell command, piping stdout/stderr through to the parent process.
+ * Returns the exit code of the child process.
+ */
+const runCommand = (commandArgs) =>
+  new Promise((resolve) => {
+    const [cmd, ...args] = commandArgs;
+
+    const child = spawn(cmd, args, {
+      stdio: "inherit",
+      shell: true,
+    });
+
+    child.on("error", (err) => {
+      console.error(`Failed to start command: ${err.message}`);
+      resolve(1);
+    });
+
+    child.on("close", (code) => {
+      resolve(code ?? 1);
+    });
+  });
+
+export { runCommand };

package/src/sound.js

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+import { createHash } from "node:crypto";
+import { existsSync, createWriteStream, copyFileSync } from "node:fs";
+import { pipeline } from "node:stream/promises";
+import { join } from "node:path";
+import playSound from "play-sound";
+import {
+  SOUNDS_DIR,
+  DEFAULT_SOUND_PATH,
+  BUNDLED_SOUND_PATH,
+  readConfig,
+  updateConfig,
+  ensureDirs,
+} from "./config.js";
+
+const player = playSound();
+
+/** Hash a URL to create a deterministic cache filename. */
+const hashUrl = (url) =>
+  createHash("sha1").update(url).digest("hex");
+
+/** Download a file from a URL and save it to disk. */
+const downloadFile = async (url, dest) => {
+  const res = await fetch(url);
+  if (!res.ok) throw new Error(`Download failed: ${res.status} ${res.statusText}`);
+  if (!res.body) throw new Error("Empty response body");
+  await pipeline(res.body, createWriteStream(dest));
+};
+
+/** Get cached path for a URL, downloading if not already cached. */
+const resolveFromUrl = async (url) => {
+  ensureDirs();
+  const hash = hashUrl(url);
+  const cached = join(SOUNDS_DIR, `${hash}.mp3`);
+
+  if (!existsSync(cached)) {
+    console.log(`⬇  Downloading sound from ${url}...`);
+    await downloadFile(url, cached);
+    console.log(`✓  Cached at ${cached}`);
+  }
+
+  return cached;
+};
+
+/**
+ * Resolve which sound file to play based on CLI options.
+ * Priority: --sound > --url > default
+ */
+const resolveSound = async (options) => {
+  if (options.sound) {
+    if (!existsSync(options.sound)) {
+      console.error(`Error: sound file not found: ${options.sound}`);
+      return null;
+    }
+    return options.sound;
+  }
+
+  if (options.url) {
+    try {
+      return await resolveFromUrl(options.url);
+    } catch (err) {
+      console.error(`Error downloading sound: ${err.message}`);
+      return null;
+    }
+  }
+
+  if (existsSync(DEFAULT_SOUND_PATH)) return DEFAULT_SOUND_PATH;
+
+  // Auto-copy bundled sound on first run
+  if (existsSync(BUNDLED_SOUND_PATH)) {
+    ensureDirs();
+    copyFileSync(BUNDLED_SOUND_PATH, DEFAULT_SOUND_PATH);
+    return DEFAULT_SOUND_PATH;
+  }
+
+  console.warn(
+    "Warning: No default sound found. Run with --sound <file> --set-default to set one."
+  );
+  return null;
+};
+
+/** Play an audio file at the given volume (0–100). */
+const playAudio = (filePath, volume = 80) =>
+  new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
+    const vol = Math.max(0, Math.min(100, volume));
+    // afplay on macOS supports volume as 0-255 scale; we normalize 0-100 → 0-2.55
+    const opts = process.platform === "darwin"
+      ? { afplay: ["-v", (vol / 100 * 2).toFixed(2)] }
+      : {};
+
+    player.play(filePath, opts, (err) => {
+      if (err) reject(err);
+      else resolve();
+    });
+  });
+
+/** Persist a sound file as the default for future runs. */
+const setDefault = (filePath) => {
+  ensureDirs();
+  copyFileSync(filePath, DEFAULT_SOUND_PATH);
+  console.log(`✓  Default sound saved to ${DEFAULT_SOUND_PATH}`);
+};
+
+/** Persist volume to config. */
+const setVolume = (vol) => {
+  updateConfig({ volume: vol });
+};
+
+export { resolveSound, playAudio, setDefault, setVolume, resolveFromUrl };