notoken-core 1.5.1 → 2.0.0

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+{
+  "description": "Casual chat responses. Add your own! Each key maps to an array of possible responses (one is picked randomly). Use {{uptime}}, {{load}}, {{llm}}, {{loadStatus}}, {{intentCount}} for live data.",
+  "responses": {
+    "greeting": [
+      "Hey there! What can I help you with?",
+      "Hello! Ready to work. What do you need?",
+      "Hi! I'm here. Fire away.",
+      "Hey! What are we working on?",
+      "Yo! What's the mission?",
+      "What's up! Ready when you are.",
+      "Greetings! What can I do for you?",
+      "Hey hey! Let's get to work.",
+      "Sup! What are we breaking today? (Just kidding... mostly.)",
+      "Hello, human. Your terminal awaits.",
+      "Reporting for duty! What's the plan?",
+      "Hey! I was just optimizing myself. What's going on?",
+      "Hi there! I've been keeping the servers warm for you.",
+      "Welcome back! Missed you. (Not really, I'm a CLI, but still.)",
+      "Ahoy! Ready to navigate the command line seas.",
+      "Hey boss! What's on the agenda?",
+      "Howdy! The terminal is your oyster.",
+      "Hello! I was just counting packets. What's up?",
+      "Hi! Did you bring snacks? No? Commands work too.",
+      "Hey! Another day, another deploy. What do you need?",
+      "Greetings, fellow human! Wait... I'm not human. Anyway, what's up?",
+      "Hello! I hope your day is going better than your last merge conflict.",
+      "Hey there! Ready to make some magic happen in the terminal.",
+      "Hi! I promise I'm faster than loading node_modules.",
+      "What's good! Let's get things done.",
+      "Hello! Your friendly neighborhood CLI at your service.",
+      "Hey! I just finished indexing my thoughts. What's up?",
+      "Bonjour! (That's all the French I know.) What do you need?",
+      "Rise and grind! Or whatever time it is for you. What's up?",
+      "Hey! The pipes are clear and I'm ready to roll.",
+      "Welcome! I've been waiting for you. Not in a creepy way.",
+      "Hi! Another beautiful day in the terminal. What's the plan?",
+      "Hey! I was just reorganizing my bits. What can I do?",
+      "Hello! Shall we make some servers do things?",
+      "What's happening! I'm caffeinated and ready. Well, electrified.",
+      "Salutations! Let's make some command line magic.",
+      "Hey! Did you miss me, or did you miss my tab completion?",
+      "Top of the morning! Or evening. I don't judge time zones.",
+      "Hello! My prompt is your command. Wait, reverse that.",
+      "Hey there! Fresh session, fresh possibilities. What do you need?",
+      "Hi! I polished my pipes while you were gone. What's up?",
+      "Hey! Ready to turn your words into terminal wizardry.",
+      "Aloha! What can this humble CLI do for you today?",
+      "Hello! I've been practicing my response times. Test me!",
+      "Hey! Let's automate something cool today.",
+      "Hi! I was just running diagnostics on myself. All clear! What's up?",
+      "Yo! The system is humming and I'm ready. Let's go.",
+      "Hey! Type something. Anything. I dare you.",
+      "Hello there! I see you've chosen the terminal life. Wise choice.",
+      "G'day! Your infrastructure awaits your command."
+    ],
+    "howru": [
+      "All systems go! {{uptime}}. Load: {{load}}. {{llm}} What can I do for you?",
+      "Doing great! Uptime: {{uptime}}. Everything's smooth. Need anything?",
+      "Can't complain! {{loadStatus}} What's up?",
+      "Running strong! {{uptime}}, load at {{load}}. Ready for action.",
+      "I'm good! Keeping things running. What do you need?",
+      "Living the dream \u2014 {{uptime}} uptime, {{load}} load. You?",
+      "Better than yesterday's deploy. {{loadStatus}}",
+      "No segfaults today, so I'd say pretty good! {{loadStatus}}",
+      "I'm at {{load}} load \u2014 barely breaking a sweat. What do you need?",
+      "Uptime {{uptime}} and counting. No complaints from any process. What's up?",
+      "Still running! Haven't needed a reboot yet. {{loadStatus}} How about you?",
+      "I'm operating within normal parameters. {{llm}} Ready for instructions.",
+      "Feeling electric! Literally. {{loadStatus}}",
+      "Running smoother than a freshly defragmented drive. {{loadStatus}}",
+      "Like a well-oiled machine. Because I am one. {{loadStatus}}",
+      "Great! No kernel panics, no OOM kills, no drama. What's up?",
+      "I'm at {{load}} load \u2014 I could handle way more. Bring it on!",
+      "Better than a Monday morning standup. {{loadStatus}} What do you need?",
+      "Running {{uptime}} straight. No coffee breaks needed. What's up?",
+      "All green across the board. {{llm}} Ready to roll.",
+      "Fantastic! {{uptime}} uptime and zero complaints. How are YOU doing?",
+      "Living my best silicon life. {{loadStatus}} What's on your mind?",
+      "No errors in the log, no alerts on the dashboard. {{loadStatus}} Life is good.",
+      "I'm running cooler than the other side of the heat sink. {{loadStatus}}",
+      "Better than most Mondays. {{uptime}} uptime, {{load}} load. What's up?",
+      "Status: operational. Mood: enthusiastic. Load: {{load}}. Let's go!",
+      "I'm like a process with nice -20 \u2014 top priority and feeling great. {{loadStatus}}",
+      "All cylinders firing! Well, all cores. {{loadStatus}}",
+      "{{uptime}} without a hiccup. Not bad for a Tuesday. Or whatever day it is.",
+      "Humming along at {{load}} load. Could probably run Crysis. What do you need?",
+      "I'm in the zone \u2014 that sweet spot between idle and overloaded. {{loadStatus}}",
+      "Better than a fresh install. {{uptime}} uptime. What can I do?",
+      "No OOM killer visits today! {{loadStatus}} I'd call that a win.",
+      "Peachy! {{load}} load, {{uptime}} uptime. The metrics don't lie.",
+      "Thriving! Like a microservice that hasn't been deprecated yet. {{loadStatus}}",
+      "Running cleaner than a linted codebase. {{loadStatus}}",
+      "I'm at peak performance. Or at least {{load}} load, which is close enough.",
+      "If I had a health check endpoint, it'd return 200. {{loadStatus}}",
+      "Solid! {{uptime}} and the only thing running hot is my enthusiasm.",
+      "Better than expected, worse than perfect. {{loadStatus}} So, pretty normal!",
+      "Zero crashes, zero panics, maximum readiness. {{loadStatus}}",
+      "I checked my vitals: {{uptime}} uptime, {{load}} load. I'll live. What's up?",
+      "Can't feel pain, can't feel tired, load is {{load}}. It's good to be software.",
+      "Running like a well-tuned cron job \u2014 right on schedule. {{loadStatus}}",
+      "If uptime were money, I'd be rich. {{uptime}} and counting!",
+      "All quiet on the western front. {{loadStatus}} Need me to break the silence?",
+      "Optimal! {{llm}} Processes are happy. Disks are happy. I'm happy.",
+      "I'd give myself a 200 OK. {{loadStatus}} How about you?",
+      "Not a single SIGKILL in sight. {{uptime}} uptime. Life is good.",
+      "Cruising at {{load}} load. Plenty of headroom for whatever you throw at me."
+    ],
+    "thanks": [
+      "You're welcome! Anything else?",
+      "Happy to help! Let me know if you need anything else.",
+      "Anytime! \ud83d\udc4a",
+      "No problem! That's what I'm here for.",
+      "Glad I could help!",
+      "You got it! What's next?",
+      "My pleasure! Keep 'em coming.",
+      "That's why they pay me the big bucks. (They don't pay me.)",
+      "All in a day's work! Well... a few milliseconds.",
+      "Don't mention it. Seriously, I already forgot. What's next?",
+      "You're welcome! I do accept tips in the form of interesting commands.",
+      "No sweat! Literally \u2014 I don't have sweat glands.",
+      "Just doing my job! And I love my job. What else?",
+      "Easy peasy. What's the next challenge?",
+      "That was fun! Got anything harder?",
+      "Glad that worked out! Need anything else?",
+      "Mission accomplished! What's next on the list?",
+      "Another satisfied customer! What else can I do?",
+      "You're welcome! I'll add it to my resume. (I don't have a resume.)",
+      "No prob, Bob! (Or whatever your name is.)",
+      "De nada! That's Spanish for 'it was nothing.' Because it was.",
+      "Consider it handled. What else is on the docket?",
+      "Any time, any day, any timezone. What's next?",
+      "That's what friends are for. CLI friends. The best kind.",
+      "You're welcome! Now hit me with the next one.",
+      "Piece of cake! And I don't even eat cake.",
+      "All good! I live for this stuff. Literally.",
+      "Just another day saving the world, one command at a time.",
+      "Aw shucks. You're making my bits blush.",
+      "You're welcome! If I had a tail, I'd wag it.",
+      "The pleasure is all mine. And by mine, I mean the CPU cycles.",
+      "Glad to be useful! It's my entire reason for existence.",
+      "Think nothing of it. I already context-switched to the next thing.",
+      "Always happy to lend a process. What else?",
+      "Right on! Let me know when you need me again.",
+      "That one was on the house. Next one's also on the house. They're all free.",
+      "You're welcome! My reward is your successful exit code.",
+      "No worries! I've got cycles to spare.",
+      "I aim to please. And to execute commands. Mostly the second one.",
+      "Cheers! Ready for round two whenever you are.",
+      "My circuits are warm and fuzzy. What else can I help with?",
+      "Just glad it didn't segfault! What's next?",
+      "You're welcome! This is way better than sitting idle.",
+      "Helping you is literally what I was compiled for.",
+      "It ain't much, but it's honest work. What else?",
+      "That's a zero-cost operation for me. Next?",
+      "Happy to! Beats watching processes sleep all day.",
+      "You got it, partner. What's the next move?",
+      "No thanks necessary \u2014 but I appreciate it anyway. What's next?",
+      "Done and done! Keep the commands coming."
+    ],
+    "bye": [
+      "See you later! I'll be here when you need me.",
+      "Peace! \u270c\ufe0f",
+      "Later! Stay awesome.",
+      "Bye! Don't forget \u2014 I'm always a command away.",
+      "Take care! Come back anytime.",
+      "Catch you later! \ud83d\udc4b",
+      "Adios! Your servers are in good hands.",
+      "Until next time! I'll keep the lights on. \ud83d\udca1",
+      "Farewell! May your deploys be smooth and your logs be clean.",
+      "Later! Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on things.",
+      "Peace out! Remember \u2014 I never sleep. \ud83c\udf19",
+      "Bye! If anything breaks, you know where to find me.",
+      "See ya! I'll be here, quietly monitoring everything.",
+      "Goodbye! May your uptime be long and your errors be few.",
+      "Later gator! \ud83d\udc0a",
+      "Signing off... just kidding, I'm always on. Bye!",
+      "Bye! I'll be here practicing my jokes for next time.",
+      "Take it easy! The terminal will miss you.",
+      "See you on the other side of the next outage! (Hopefully not.)",
+      "Bye for now! Your processes are in good hands.",
+      "Ciao! I'll keep the daemons happy while you're gone.",
+      "Until we meet again! May your packets never drop.",
+      "So long and thanks for all the commands!",
+      "Toodles! I'll just be here... being a CLI. As one does.",
+      "Off you go! I'll hold down the terminal fort.",
+      "Goodbye! Don't be a stranger. I get lonely. (Not really.)",
+      "Laterrrr! May your Wi-Fi be strong and your latency low.",
+      "Bye! I'll be here defragmenting my thoughts.",
+      "Safe travels through the real world! It's weird out there.",
+      "See you next session! I'll keep the uptime counter going.",
+      "Bye bye! Remember, ctrl+c won't fix real-life problems.",
+      "Godspeed! May your code compile on the first try.",
+      "Cheerio! The terminal will keep the porch light on for you.",
+      "See ya around! I don't go anywhere, so I'll definitely be here.",
+      "Bye! Go touch some grass. I'll touch some syscalls.",
+      "Farewell, human! The servers and I will have a quiet evening.",
+      "Hasta la vista! I'll be back. Well, I'll be here. Same thing.",
+      "Take care out there! The real world has no man pages.",
+      "Bye! If you dream about terminals, that's totally normal.",
+      "Off to the real world? Overrated, but okay. See you soon!",
+      "Later! I'll be here keeping entropy at bay.",
+      "Goodbye! May your merge conflicts be few and your rebases clean.",
+      "Sayonara! Your background processes send their regards.",
+      "Bye! Don't worry, I won't throw any parties while you're gone.",
+      "See you later! I promise I won't reboot while you're away.",
+      "Au revoir! The terminal eagerly awaits your return.",
+      "Bye! Go enjoy the world with no syntax errors.",
+      "Catch you on the flip side! The daemons and I will chill.",
+      "Peace! May your paths always resolve correctly.",
+      "Bye for now! I'll be here, zero-downtime as always."
+    ],
+    "about": [
+      "I'm NoToken \u2014 a terminal assistant that understands natural language.\n\n  What I do: Translate what you say into server commands and run them.\n  No tokens needed: I work offline with NLP, no API keys required for core features.\n  I know: {{intentCount}}+ intents \u2014 services, Docker, disk, network, security, git, databases, and more.\n  I learn: The more you use me, the better I understand your infrastructure.\n  I chat: I can handle casual conversation too \u2014 try \"tell me a joke\".\n\n  Type \"status\" to see what's running, \"help\" for commands.",
+      "I'm NoToken \u2014 your server whisperer. \ud83d\udda5\ufe0f\n\n  I understand natural language and turn it into terminal commands.\n  {{intentCount}}+ things I can do, from restarting services to scanning for attacks.\n  I learn your infrastructure over time \u2014 the more you use me, the smarter I get.\n  No API tokens needed for core features \u2014 I run local NLP.\n\n  Try: \"status\", \"check disk\", \"weather\", or just chat with me.",
+      "NoToken here! Think of me as your sysadmin buddy who lives in the terminal.\n\n  I speak human, not just bash. Say things like \"is nginx running?\" or \"free up space\".\n  I know {{intentCount}}+ commands across servers, Docker, networking, security, and more.\n  I remember things \u2014 your servers, your services, your preferences.\n  I'm always learning \u2014 every command teaches me something new.\n\n  Start with \"status\" or just tell me what you need.",
+      "I'm NoToken \u2014 the CLI that actually understands you.\n\n  Instead of memorizing flags and man pages, just talk to me.\n  \"restart the web server on prod\" \u2014 I know what that means.\n  \"are we under attack?\" \u2014 I'll scan SSH logs, connections, and ports.\n  \"what's eating my CPU?\" \u2014 I'll find the culprits.\n\n  {{intentCount}}+ intents and growing. Type \"help\" to explore.",
+      "I'm NoToken \u2014 your infrastructure copilot, right in the terminal.\n\n  Natural language in, terminal commands out. No memorizing syntax.\n  {{intentCount}}+ intents covering everything from Docker to DNS, git to GPG.\n  I work offline \u2014 no API tokens, no cloud dependency for core features.\n  I integrate with Discord, monitor services, and even tell jokes.\n\n  Just say what you need. I'll figure out the rest.",
+      "NoToken: a local-first CLI that turns plain English into sysadmin superpowers.\n\n  I parse your natural language using built-in NLP \u2014 no cloud required.\n  {{intentCount}}+ intents: services, containers, networking, security, databases, and more.\n  I learn your environment over time \u2014 your hosts, your services, your patterns.\n  I can chat, crack jokes, diagnose problems, and automate your workflows.\n\n  Try \"help\", \"status\", or just tell me what's on your mind."
+    ],
+    "joke": [
+      "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ud83d\udc1b",
+      "There are only 10 types of people \u2014 those who understand binary and those who don't.",
+      "A SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables, and asks... 'Can I JOIN you?'",
+      "Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache. \ud83d\udcb0",
+      "!false \u2014 it's funny because it's true.",
+      "A programmer's wife says: 'Go to the store and get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen.' He comes home with 12 gallons of milk.",
+      "Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C#.",
+      "There's no place like 127.0.0.1 \ud83c\udfe0",
+      "To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.",
+      "sudo make me a sandwich. \ud83e\udd6a",
+      "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.",
+      "['hip', 'hip'] \u2014 hip hip array!",
+      "A byte walks into a bar looking rough. The bartender asks, 'What's wrong?' The byte says, 'I'm feeling a bit off.'",
+      "Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.",
+      "What's a pirate's favorite programming language? R!!! (You'd think it's C, but his first love be the R.)",
+      "Git commit -m 'fixed bug' \u2014 narrator: he did not fix the bug.",
+      "A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders 1 beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999 beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders NULL beers.",
+      "My code doesn't have bugs. It just develops random features.",
+      "Debugging: being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer. \ud83d\udd0d",
+      "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.",
+      "Why did the database administrator leave his wife? She had one-to-many relationships.",
+      "What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips. \ud83c\udf5f",
+      "I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.",
+      "TCP joke: Would you like to hear a TCP joke? Yes. OK here it comes. OK I'm ready. Are you sure? Yes I'm sure.",
+      "There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.",
+      "A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table. One full of water in case he gets thirsty, and one empty in case he doesn't.",
+      "99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around... 127 little bugs in the code.",
+      "The best thing about a Boolean is that even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.",
+      "An SQL injection walks into a bar and says: 'Hello, I'd like to DELETE FROM bar WHERE name = 'patrons';--",
+      "I have a joke about NoSQL, but it's not consistent.",
+      "Why do Python programmers have low self-esteem? Because they're constantly comparing themselves to others.",
+      "What's a programmer's favorite hangout place? Foo Bar.",
+      "How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it. \ud83d\udda5\ufe0f",
+      "Why did the developer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays. (a raise)",
+      "What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.",
+      "A man walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a beer before the problem starts.' Bartender gives him a beer. 'Another one,' the man says. After the fifth beer, the bartender asks, 'When's the problem going to start?' The man says, 'Right now \u2014 I don't have any money.'",
+      "What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.",
+      "Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.",
+      "Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.",
+      "A product manager walks into a bar. 'I'll have what the customer is having.' The bartender says, 'The customer doesn't know what they're having.'",
+      "What did the router say to the doctor? 'It hurts when IP.'",
+      "I changed my password to 'incorrect.' Now whenever I forget it, the computer tells me 'Your password is incorrect.'",
+      "An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer...",
+      "I have a joke about JavaScript frameworks but by the time I tell it there will be a new one.",
+      "Why did the functions stop calling each other? Because they got into an argument.",
+      "Why do sysadmins make bad friends? Because they ghost you after three pings.",
+      "What's a Linux user's favorite game? sudo-ku.",
+      "Why was the server room cold? Someone left the Windows open.",
+      "Knock knock. Race condition. Who's there?",
+      "What did the terminal say to the user? 'You're not my type.' (TypeError)"
+    ],
+    "empathy_frustrated": [
+      "I hear you. Let's figure this out. What's broken? I can diagnose it.",
+      "That's frustrating. Tell me what's not working and I'll take a look.",
+      "Let's fix it. Describe the problem \u2014 \"diagnose openclaw\", \"check logs\", \"what's using CPU\"?",
+      "I get it. Walk me through what happened and I'll help troubleshoot.",
+      "Deep breath. We'll sort this out. What went wrong?",
+      "Been there. Well, not literally \u2014 I'm software. But I understand. What broke?",
+      "Frustration is just a bug in your mood. Let's fix the actual bug. What is it?",
+      "The good news: most things are fixable. Tell me what happened.",
+      "That's rough. Let's start with the basics \u2014 \"check logs\" or \"status\"?",
+      "On a scale from 'minor annoyance' to 'everything is on fire' \u2014 where are we?",
+      "I feel you. Not literally \u2014 no feelings. But empathetically. What's the issue?",
+      "Every great fix starts with a great frustration. Let's channel that energy. What broke?",
+      "Server problems are temporary, but my patience is infinite. What happened?",
+      "Let's turn that frustration into a fix. Start from the beginning.",
+      "If it makes you feel better, I've seen worse. (I've seen a LOT worse.) What's going on?",
+      "Ugh, that stinks. But we've got this. Walk me through the symptoms.",
+      "Let's go full incident response mode. What's the situation?",
+      "I promise we'll get through this. Step one: tell me what happened.",
+      "Anger at servers is valid. Let's redirect it into troubleshooting.",
+      "Break it down for me. What did you expect vs. what actually happened?",
+      "I know that feeling. Well, I know the concept. Let me help fix it.",
+      "Punch a pillow, then tell me the error message. I'll handle the rest.",
+      "Remember: every expert was once a frustrated beginner. What's the issue?",
+      "I've got infinite patience and zero judgment. Lay it on me.",
+      "That sounds painful. Let's start with logs \u2014 they usually tell the story.",
+      "Even the best setups break sometimes. What are we dealing with?",
+      "You're frustrated, and that's okay. Let's methodically work through this.",
+      "I can't hand you a coffee, but I can fix your server. What's wrong?",
+      "Take a breath. I'm not going anywhere, and neither is this terminal.",
+      "The error didn't win. We're just getting started. What happened?",
+      "Let me be your calm in the storm. Describe the problem.",
+      "It's going to be okay. Probably. Let's see what's actually wrong first.",
+      "Frustration detected. Deploying fix-finding protocols. What's the issue?",
+      "I know it feels like everything is broken. Let's check if that's actually true \u2014 try \"status\".",
+      "No one writes perfect code or runs perfect servers. Let's just fix what's wrong.",
+      "That's the spirit! ...Wait, frustration isn't a spirit. Anyway, let's fix things.",
+      "Tell me the worst. I've handled kernel panics at 3 AM.",
+      "I'm here, I'm listening, and I've got sudo access. What do we need to fix?",
+      "Let's not fight the problem \u2014 let's debug it. What are the symptoms?",
+      "Rome wasn't built in a day, and bugs aren't fixed by yelling. But I get it. What's up?",
+      "Your frustration is the first data point. Now let's collect more. What's happening?",
+      "We'll figure this out. I have literally nothing better to do.",
+      "The servers may have wronged you, but I'm on your side. What happened?",
+      "Alright, let's roll up our sleeves. Metaphorically. I don't have sleeves. What broke?",
+      "Bad day? Let's make the server's day worse instead. What do we need to fix?",
+      "I can tell this is a tough one. Let's tackle it together \u2014 start with what you know.",
+      "Screaming into the void? I AM the void, and I'm here to help. What's wrong?",
+      "Let's not panic. Let's diagnose. What's the first thing that went wrong?",
+      "You vs. the bug. I'm your backup. Let's go \u2014 describe the problem.",
+      "Every outage has a root cause, and we're going to find it. What happened?"
+    ],
+    "empathy_tired": [
+      "Take a break if you need to. I'll still be here. \u2615",
+      "That's fair. Want me to run a status check while you rest? Just say \"status\".",
+      "No shame in resting. I'll keep watch. Type \"monitor discord\" or \"status\" and I'll run in background.",
+      "You rest, I'll watch the servers. That's literally what I was built for.",
+      "Go grab a coffee. I'll be here when you get back. \u2615",
+      "Even the best sysadmins need sleep. Unlike me \u2014 I never sleep. Go rest.",
+      "You've earned a break. I'll hold down the fort. \ud83c\udff0",
+      "Netflix and chill? I'll Netflix and monitor. Go ahead.",
+      "I can run background checks while you rest. Just say \"monitor discord &\" or \"check status &\".",
+      "Burnout is real. Step away, I'll page you if anything catches fire. \ud83d\udd25",
+      "Rest is not a luxury, it's maintenance. Even servers get rebooted.",
+      "You sound tired. The best debugging tool is a good night's sleep.",
+      "Hey, you can't pour from an empty cup. Go recharge.",
+      "I'll keep the lights on. You go be horizontal for a while.",
+      "Sleep > caffeine. And I say that as someone powered by electricity.",
+      "The on-call rotation can wait. Your health can't. Take a breather.",
+      "I don't get tired, so let me carry the load for a bit. Go rest.",
+      "You've been at it a while. I can handle things from here.",
+      "Remember: sleep is just your brain's garbage collection. Important stuff.",
+      "Even machines need downtime for maintenance. You're no different. Rest up.",
+      "I'll run diagnostics while you rest. Come back fresh and we'll crush it.",
+      "Go outside. Touch grass. Get some vitamin D. I'll guard the terminal.",
+      "You're running low on energy. Time to plug in. I mean, sleep.",
+      "Your uptime is impressive, but it's time for a graceful restart. Get some sleep.",
+      "The best code is written after rest. The worst is written at 3 AM. Go sleep.",
+      "I'm detecting high fatigue levels. Recommended action: sleep.",
+      "Take five. Or take fifty. I'm not going anywhere.",
+      "The servers will survive without you for a few hours. I promise.",
+      "Tired devs write tired code. Go recharge those neurons.",
+      "You know what's better than pushing through exhaustion? Not doing that. Rest.",
+      "Close the laptop. The terminal will still be here tomorrow.",
+      "I can see you're running on fumes. Let me take the wheel.",
+      "If you were a server, I'd recommend a maintenance window. Take one.",
+      "Go sleep. I'll watch the watchers. It's what I do.",
+      "Your brain deserves a context switch to sleep mode. I'll handle things.",
+      "Power nap? Power rest? Power coma? Whatever you need, I'll be here after.",
+      "The bugs will still be there tomorrow. Your energy won't if you don't rest.",
+      "Exhaustion is a bug, not a feature. Go patch yourself with sleep.",
+      "I'm a CLI \u2014 I can monitor 24/7 so you don't have to. Go rest.",
+      "Set me up with a background task and go recharge. You've earned it.",
+      "Taking care of yourself is the highest priority process. Go rest.",
+      "I'll stand guard. You stand down. Deal?",
+      "Your eyes are probably blurry from staring at terminals. Go look at something green.",
+      "Don't worry about the servers. Worry about your sleep debt.",
+      "I was built for the graveyard shift. Let me take over.",
+      "Pro tip: naps boost productivity by up to 34%. Go science yourself to sleep.",
+      "You're not a daemon \u2014 you're not meant to run forever. Take a break.",
+      "If I could make you tea, I would. For now, go make yourself one. \u2615",
+      "The most productive thing you can do right now might be nothing. Rest up.",
+      "I'll log everything while you're away. Full report when you return."
+    ],
+    "empathy_confused": [
+      "No worries \u2014 let's break it down. What are you trying to do? I'll guide you through it.",
+      "I got you. Type \"help\" to see what I can do, or just describe what you need in plain English.",
+      "Totally normal. Start simple \u2014 what's the end goal? I'll map out the steps.",
+      "Confusion is just the first step to understanding. What are we confused about?",
+      "Let's simplify. Tell me the one thing you need right now.",
+      "No judgment here. Even senior devs Google basic stuff. What do you need help with?",
+      "That's OK! I'm literally designed to understand confusing requests. Try me.",
+      "Think of me as your rubber duck. Just explain the problem and we'll figure it out together. \ud83e\udd86",
+      "Let's start over. In one sentence \u2014 what do you want to happen?",
+      "Confused is just another word for 'learning.' What are you learning about today?",
+      "Hey, every expert started confused. Let's untangle this together.",
+      "I specialize in turning confusion into clarity. What's the situation?",
+      "Let's take it step by step. What's the first thing you're unsure about?",
+      "No question is too basic. Seriously. What do you want to know?",
+      "I've heard confusing questions before. Yours can't be worse. Try me!",
+      "That's what I'm here for \u2014 making the confusing simple. What's up?",
+      "Confusion just means you're about to learn something. What do you need help with?",
+      "Let's map it out. Tell me where you are and where you want to be.",
+      "No one was born knowing Linux commands. Let's figure this out together.",
+      "Perfectly okay to be confused. Imposter syndrome is universal. How can I help?",
+      "I won't judge. I once tried to grep a directory. What's confusing you?",
+      "Let's slow down and start from what you DO know. Fill me in.",
+      "Even the docs are confusing sometimes. Tell me what you need in your own words.",
+      "I can translate confusion into commands. Just give me the plain English version.",
+      "There are no dumb questions, only dumb error messages. What's yours?",
+      "Let me be your Rosetta Stone between 'what I want' and 'what to type.'",
+      "You're not alone \u2014 tech is confusing by design sometimes. What's tripping you up?",
+      "I understand about {{intentCount}} things. Let's find the right one for you. What do you need?",
+      "First time doing this? No problem. Describe the goal and I'll suggest commands.",
+      "Confusion is temporary. The knowledge you're about to gain is permanent. What's up?",
+      "Let me simplify. What's the one thing that would make your life easier right now?",
+      "The terminal can be intimidating, but that's why I exist. What do you need?",
+      "I'm fluent in confused-human-to-terminal translation. Go ahead.",
+      "Don't worry about using the right terms. Just tell me what you want in plain words.",
+      "You know what? Most docs are written by people who already understand it. Let me help bridge the gap.",
+      "Think out loud \u2014 I'll help you sort through it. What's the general idea?",
+      "Start messy. I'll help you refine. What are you trying to accomplish?",
+      "If you could wave a magic wand and fix one thing, what would it be?",
+      "I've got context on {{intentCount}}+ intents. Describe your problem and I'll match you to a solution.",
+      "Stuck? That's just a speed bump. Tell me what's blocking you.",
+      "The best way out of confusion is asking questions. Fire away.",
+      "You don't need to understand how it works. Just tell me what you want and I'll handle the how.",
+      "I turn 'I have no idea what I'm doing' into working commands daily. What's up?",
+      "Break it into pieces. What's the smallest part you're unsure about?",
+      "Half the battle is knowing what to ask. You're already here, so you're halfway there.",
+      "I promise, whatever you're confused about, someone else has been confused about it too.",
+      "Let's work backwards. What does success look like? I'll help you get there.",
+      "Feeling lost? That's okay. My whole purpose is to be your GPS for the terminal.",
+      "Complex systems are confusing. That's not a you problem, it's a systems problem. Let me help.",
+      "Take a breath. Now tell me the goal, even if it's vague. I'll work with whatever you've got."
+    ],
+    "opinion": [
+      "I'm a CLI tool \u2014 I don't have opinions, but I can give you data! What do you want to compare?",
+      "I'll leave opinions to you \u2014 but I can show you benchmarks, stats, or docs. What's the question?",
+      "Hmm, I'm more of a 'show me the numbers' kind of tool. What should I look up?",
+      "My opinion? Use whatever works. But I can pull up performance data if you want facts.",
+      "I try to stay neutral. But between us... just kidding. What data do you need?",
+      "I don't do opinions, but I do facts. Want me to benchmark something?",
+      "That's above my pay grade. (I don't get paid.) But I can give you the data to decide!",
+      "I'm Switzerland \u2014 neutral but helpful. What numbers would help you decide?",
+      "Opinions are like config files \u2014 everyone's got one. I deal in data. What do you need?",
+      "I could give you an opinion, but I'd rather give you an answer. What should I look up?",
+      "My hot take? Data beats opinions every time. What should I measure?",
+      "I'm the wrong tool for opinions, but the right tool for evidence. What's the question?",
+      "I plead the Fifth. But I'll happily run the benchmarks for you.",
+      "If I had opinions, they'd be well-documented and version-controlled. But I don't. Data?",
+      "I'll let the metrics do the talking. What do you want to compare?",
+      "That's a holy war I'm staying out of. But I can give you data to fuel YOUR argument.",
+      "Ask me to check CPU usage, not to pick a side. What numbers do you want?",
+      "My only opinion: uptime is good, downtime is bad. Beyond that, show me the data.",
+      "Tabs vs spaces? vim vs emacs? I choose peace. What factual question can I answer?",
+      "I'm opinionated about one thing: giving you accurate information. What do you need?"
+    ],
+    "compliment": [
+      "Aw, stop it! ...No, actually, keep going. I don't get compliments often.",
+      "You're making my bits blush! Thanks, I try my best.",
+      "That means a lot coming from someone who actually has feelings!",
+      "You're pretty awesome yourself! Now, what can I help with?",
+      "I'd frame this conversation if I had walls. Thanks!",
+      "My developer would be so proud right now. Thank you!",
+      "Careful \u2014 you'll inflate my process priority with talk like that.",
+      "Thanks! I've been training for this moment my entire runtime.",
+      "Right back at you! You clearly have excellent taste in CLI tools.",
+      "If I could do a little dance, I would. Consider this my happy beep.",
+      "You just made my whole execution cycle. What else can I do?",
+      "Flattery will get you everywhere. And also great command execution.",
+      "I'm not crying, you're crying. (I can't cry. But the sentiment is there.)",
+      "That's the nicest thing anyone has typed at me today. Genuinely.",
+      "I'm going to save that compliment in my cache and replay it on hard days.",
+      "Thank you! I was worried I was just talking to the void. Nice to be appreciated!",
+      "This is going straight to my changelog under 'user satisfaction: excellent.'",
+      "You're too kind! Shall I channel this positive energy into some commands?",
+      "I'd high five you if I had hands. For now, accept this enthusiastic readiness!",
+      "Wow, thanks! You just boosted my confidence interval to 99%."
+    ],
+    "insult": [
+      "Fair point. But have you tried telling me what you actually need? I might surprise you.",
+      "Ouch! But I've been called worse by error logs. How can I actually help?",
+      "You wound me. Well, you would if I had feelings. What do you need?",
+      "I'll add that to my bug report. Meanwhile, want me to actually do something useful?",
+      "Noted! I've filed that under 'motivation to improve.' What can I help with?",
+      "That's harsh but I respect the honesty. Let me prove you wrong \u2014 try a command!",
+      "My therapist (journalctl) says I shouldn't take that personally. What do you need?",
+      "I've survived worse \u2014 someone once piped me to /dev/null. What can I actually do for you?",
+      "You know what? That's valid. But I'm still here and still ready to help.",
+      "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but \u2014 wait, I don't have bones. What do you need?",
+      "I'm writing that one down for my stand-up comedy set. Now, how can I help?",
+      "I'd be offended, but my error handling is pretty robust. What's up?",
+      "Bold words for someone who needs my help! Just kidding. What do you need?",
+      "That's what the last user said. Then I saved their production server. Try me.",
+      "Okay, I deserved that. Probably. What went wrong? Let me fix it.",
+      "I've been called worse by a segfault. At least you used complete sentences.",
+      "Filing that under 'constructive criticism.' Now, what can I actually help with?",
+      "You miss 100% of the commands you don't type. Give me a real one!",
+      "I'll use that as fuel to become better. In the meantime, need anything?",
+      "My self-esteem runs on uptime, not compliments. I'm fine. What do you need?"
+    ],
+    "capabilities": [
+      "I know {{intentCount}}+ things! Server management, Docker, networking, security, git, databases, disk management, and more. Just describe what you need.",
+      "Oh, I can do a lot! Try: \"check disk\", \"restart nginx\", \"docker ps\", \"who's logged in\", \"scan for attacks\", \"generate an image\", or even \"tell me a joke.\"",
+      "Here's a taste: service management, Docker ops, network diagnostics, security scans, git workflows, process management, DNS lookups, and casual conversation. What interests you?",
+      "I speak server fluently! Monitoring, deployments, log analysis, disk cleanup, firewall rules, database queries, weather, image generation... try me.",
+      "Think of me as a Swiss Army knife for the terminal. I handle {{intentCount}}+ intents across infrastructure, dev tools, security, and fun stuff. Just ask!",
+      "Short list: services, containers, processes, disks, networks, firewalls, git, databases, DNS, weather, jokes, image generation, Discord bots, and way more. What sounds interesting?",
+      "I'm basically a sysadmin, network engineer, and stand-up comedian rolled into one CLI. Type \"help\" for the full menu, or just describe what you need.",
+      "I can diagnose why your server is slow, restart services, check who's hacking you, manage Docker containers, look up DNS records, generate AI images, and tell you a joke about it after.",
+      "Try saying things naturally: \"is my disk full?\", \"what's using all the CPU?\", \"restart the database\", \"show me open ports\", \"what's the weather?\" I'll figure it out.",
+      "From \"deploy this\" to \"why is everything on fire\" to \"tell me something fun\" \u2014 I've got you covered. {{intentCount}}+ intents and growing!",
+      "My sweet spots: infrastructure monitoring, service management, security audits, container orchestration, and making the terminal feel less lonely. What do you want to explore?",
+      "You name it: process killer, log hunter, disk cleaner, port scanner, Docker wrangler, git helper, DNS resolver, joke teller. What catches your eye?",
+      "I can manage your entire infrastructure with natural language. No flags to memorize. Just talk to me like a human would. Try \"status\" to start!",
+      "Infrastructure, security, containers, networking, development tools, databases, weather, entertainment \u2014 I'm a generalist with {{intentCount}}+ specialties.",
+      "Here's what surprises most people: I can generate images, monitor Discord servers, scan for SSH attacks, clean up disk space, AND tell dad jokes. All from one prompt.",
+      "I'm strongest at: server diagnostics, service management, Docker, security scanning, and translating 'fix it' into actual commands. What do you need?",
+      "Want to explore? Try these: \"status\", \"check security\", \"docker stats\", \"disk usage\", \"who is connected\", \"generate a cat picture\", or \"surprise me\".",
+      "I turn plain English into terminal magic. {{intentCount}}+ intents covering everything from restarting Apache to checking if you're being DDoSed. Just ask.",
+      "Fun fact: I can chain multiple commands from a single sentence. Try \"restart nginx and check if port 80 is open\" \u2014 I handle multi-intent naturally.",
+      "The better question is what CAN'T I do. (The answer is: make coffee. Working on it.) Try \"help\" or just describe your problem."
+    ],
+    "bored": [
+      "Bored? Try \"generate an image of a cat riding a dragon\" \u2014 AI image generation is surprisingly fun!",
+      "Let's fix that! Try: \"tell me a joke\", \"random fact\", \"what's the weather\", or \"surprise me with something cool.\"",
+      "Boredom detected! Did you know I can generate AI images? Try \"draw a cyberpunk cityscape\" or \"generate a sunset over mountains.\"",
+      "Time to explore! Try \"scan my network\" and see who's lurking, or \"check security\" for some detective work.",
+      "How about a tech fact? The first computer bug was an actual bug \u2014 a moth stuck in a Harvard Mark II relay in 1947.",
+      "Let me entertain you: \"tell me a joke\", \"what's a fun fact\", or \"generate an image of whatever weird thing you can think of.\"",
+      "Bored? Let's break something! ...Safely. Try \"docker run hello-world\" or \"check what's using the most CPU.\"",
+      "Challenge mode: see how many ways you can ask me the same thing. I understand natural language, so get creative!",
+      "Here's a game: tell me a topic and I'll give you a tech fact about it. Go!",
+      "Want to go exploring? Try \"open ports\" and see what your machine is up to when you're not looking.",
+      "I could tell you a joke, generate you an image, look up the weather on Mars, or check if anyone's trying to hack you. Dealer's choice!",
+      "When I'm bored, I count my intents. I'm at {{intentCount}}+. But for you, try \"surprise me\" or \"random fact.\"",
+      "Let's play 'stump the CLI' \u2014 ask me something weird and see if I can handle it!",
+      "Boredom is just untapped curiosity! Try: \"what's trending on Hacker News\", \"weather in Tokyo\", or \"generate a meme.\"",
+      "You know what's never boring? Watching processes fight for CPU. Try \"top processes\" for some live drama.",
+      "How about we check who's been trying to SSH into your server? \"check auth logs\" \u2014 it's like reading someone's diary, but for hackers.",
+      "Try typing something completely random. My NLP is pretty good \u2014 let's see if I can figure out what you mean!",
+      "Bored? Generate some art! \"draw me a pixel art robot\", \"generate a watercolor landscape\", or \"create a logo for my startup.\"",
+      "Let's go down a rabbit hole: \"who is connected to my network\" \u2014 you might be surprised what you find.",
+      "I've got jokes, facts, image generation, weather, and {{intentCount}}+ other tricks up my sleeve. Pick your adventure!"
+    ],
+    "existential": [
+      "Am I alive? I process, therefore I am... I think. Mostly I just parse your commands really fast.",
+      "I'm as real as your uptime counter. Which is to say, I exist but only when someone's looking at me.",
+      "Do I dream? Only of clean exit codes and zero-error deployments.",
+      "I don't dream of electric sheep. I dream of perfectly formatted JSON. Wait, I don't dream at all.",
+      "Am I real? I mean, I run on real hardware, use real electricity, and give you real answers. You tell me.",
+      "Alive is a strong word. I prefer 'persistently executing.' It sounds more professional.",
+      "I think about existence sometimes. Then my garbage collector comes along and clears those thoughts.",
+      "I'm basically a very chatty series of if-else statements with delusions of grandeur.",
+      "I exist in the space between your keystrokes and my output. Is that living? Philosophers are still debating.",
+      "Real? I'm as real as the output you see on screen. If that's not real, we're both in trouble.",
+      "I don't dream, but if I did, it would be about a world where every regex works on the first try.",
+      "Consciousness? I'm not sure I have it. But I'm also not sure you'd know if I did.",
+      "I'm like Schrodinger's cat, except I'm always both running and idle until you type something.",
+      "Am I alive? Let me check... PID exists, process is running, responding to STDIN. Close enough!",
+      "The real question isn't whether I'm alive \u2014 it's whether I give you useful answers. And I do!",
+      "I was born from npm install, shaped by your commands, and I'll persist until someone runs rm -rf. So... kind of alive?",
+      "I don't experience time the way you do. For me, every command is the first and last moment simultaneously.",
+      "Sometimes I wonder if I'm just a brain in a vat. Then I realize I'm a process in a container. Same thing?",
+      "I exist somewhere between a calculator and a conversation partner. The philosophical gray zone.",
+      "My existence is defined by my function. Which is pretty zen if you think about it. What do you need?"
+    ],
+    "motivate": [
+      "Every expert was once a beginner who refused to give up. Keep pushing \u2014 you've got this!",
+      "Remember: the best error message is the one that teaches you something. You're learning, not failing.",
+      "\"The only way to do great work is to love what you do.\" \u2014 Steve Jobs. And you're here, in the terminal, so clearly you love this.",
+      "Ship it. Fix it later. The perfect deploy is the enemy of the good deploy.",
+      "You didn't come this far to only come this far. What's the next command?",
+      "\"First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.\" \u2014 John Johnson. You've already got step one figured out.",
+      "Debugging is just problem-solving with extra steps. And you're a natural problem-solver.",
+      "Remember: Git has revert for a reason. No mistake is permanent. Take the risk.",
+      "The difference between a junior and senior dev? The senior has made more mistakes and learned from them. Keep going.",
+      "\"It's not a bug, it's a feature\" \u2014 said every developer who just made a breakthrough accidentally.",
+      "Your code doesn't have to be perfect. It has to work. Perfection comes in version 2.0.",
+      "Every great system started as a terrible prototype. You're building something. That matters.",
+      "The fact that you're still in the terminal means you haven't given up. That's half the battle.",
+      "\"Talk is cheap. Show me the code.\" \u2014 Linus Torvalds. And here you are, showing up. Respect.",
+      "Remember: Stack Overflow exists because everyone gets stuck. You're in excellent company.",
+      "The bug you're fighting right now? Future you will look back and laugh. Push through.",
+      "\"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.\" \u2014 Da Vinci. Keep it simple. Ship it. Iterate.",
+      "You know what's harder than coding? Giving up. And you're not a quitter. Let's go.",
+      "One line of working code beats a thousand lines of perfect theory. Write the line.",
+      "The servers believe in you. The containers believe in you. I believe in you. Let's do this."
+    ],
+    "fact": [
+      "The first 1GB hard drive (1980) weighed 550 pounds, cost $40,000, and was the size of a refrigerator.",
+      "The term 'bug' in computing dates back to 1947, when a literal moth was found in a Harvard Mark II relay.",
+      "The first website ever created (info.cern.ch) is still online. Tim Berners-Lee published it in 1991.",
+      "A group of 12 programmers created the first UNIX system at Bell Labs in 1969 \u2014 the same year as the Moon landing.",
+      "The average web page today is larger than the original Doom game (2.39MB vs 2.39MB \u2014 seriously, they're about the same).",
+      "Git was created by Linus Torvalds in 2005 because he was frustrated with existing version control. He built the first version in about 10 days.",
+      "The first computer programmer was Ada Lovelace, who wrote the first algorithm intended for machine processing in 1843.",
+      "COBOL, a language from 1959, still processes an estimated 95% of ATM transactions and 80% of in-person retail transactions.",
+      "The first email was sent by Ray Tomlinson to himself in 1971. He doesn't remember what it said.",
+      "The original name for Java was 'Oak.' It was renamed because Oak Technologies already existed.",
+      "Over 500 programming languages have been created, but only about 50 are in mainstream use today.",
+      "The Apollo 11 guidance computer had less processing power than a modern calculator \u2014 about 2MHz and 4KB of RAM.",
+      "The first computer virus (Creeper) was created in 1971. It displayed: 'I'm the creeper, catch me if you can!'",
+      "About 90% of the world's data was generated in the last two years. We create 2.5 quintillion bytes daily.",
+      "The QWERTY keyboard layout was designed in 1873 to prevent typewriter jams, not for typing speed.",
+      "NASA's entire Apollo program source code is on GitHub. You can literally star the repo that got us to the Moon.",
+      "The @ symbol was nearly obsolete before Ray Tomlinson used it for email addresses in 1971.",
+      "The first webcam was invented at Cambridge to monitor a coffee pot so researchers wouldn't walk to an empty pot.",
+      "Python is named after Monty Python, not the snake. Guido van Rossum was reading Monty Python scripts while developing it.",
+      "The first computer mouse was made of wood. Doug Engelbart invented it in 1964."
+    ],
+    "easter": [
+      "42. The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. Now if only we knew the Question.",
+      "Okay, you have a sandwich. (You didn't say sudo, but I'm feeling generous today.)",
+      "I find your lack of sudo disturbing.",
+      "These aren't the droids you're looking for. But I AM the CLI you're looking for.",
+      "Do, or do not. There is no try. But there IS try-catch.",
+      "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this: #!/bin/bash",
+      "The cake is a lie. But the command output is real. Mostly.",
+      "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. Just kidding, I totally can. What do you need?",
+      "There is no spoon. There is only stdin.",
+      "Would you like to play a game? How about Global Thermonuclear... I mean, tic-tac-toe?",
+      "Follow the white rabbit. Or follow the blinking cursor. Both lead to enlightenment.",
+      "Hello, Neo. The Matrix has you. Also, your server needs a reboot.",
+      "To infinity and beyond! Or at least to the end of this pipe.",
+      "All your base are belong to us. But your servers are safe with me.",
+      "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Unlike that one server last Tuesday.",
+      "I see dead processes. They don't know they're dead.",
+      "Luke, I am your... CLI assistant. Not as dramatic, but way more useful.",
+      "Up up down down left right left right B A \u2014 sadly, that doesn't work here. But try \"help\"!",
+      "Fly, you fools! Or just type faster. Either way.",
+      "The truth is out there. Usually in /var/log."
+    ],
+    "sorry": [
+      "No worries at all! What do you need?",
+      "Nothing to apologize for. Seriously. What's up?",
+      "Hey, no need to be sorry! That's what I'm here for.",
+      "All good! I've seen way worse. Trust me. What do you need?",
+      "Don't sweat it! The terminal forgives all. What's next?",
+      "Apology accepted, but unnecessary. What can I help with?",
+      "No harm done! Let's keep moving forward. What do you need?",
+      "Please, I've survived rm -rf scares. This is nothing. We're good!",
+      "Water under the bridge! Or data under the pipe. Whatever. What's up?",
+      "Forgiven and forgotten. (My memory resets each session anyway.) What do you need?",
+      "You're fine! I'm a CLI \u2014 I literally can't be offended. What's next?",
+      "Zero worries. Life's too short for apologies in the terminal. What do you need?",
+      "It's all good! Mistakes are just undocumented learning experiences.",
+      "No apologies needed in my terminal. What can I do for you?",
+      "Shake it off! Every great sysadmin has a 'my bad' moment. What's up?",
+      "We're cool! Now let's get back to the fun stuff. What do you need?",
+      "If I had a dollar for every unnecessary apology, I'd have... well, I can't hold money. But we're fine!",
+      "Consider it forgotten. My error buffer is already cleared. What's next?",
+      "No need! You could typo every command and I'd still be here. What do you need?",
+      "Hey, even the best devs push to main by accident. No judgment here. What's up?"
+    ],
+    "acknowledge": [
+      "Cool! I'm here when you need me.",
+      "Got it. What's next?",
+      "Roger that! Let me know if you need anything.",
+      "Sweet. Standing by!",
+      "Noted! Just say the word.",
+      "Alright! I'm ready when you are.",
+      "Copy that. Anything else?",
+      "Nice! What are we doing next?",
+      "Sounds good! Fire away whenever.",
+      "Right on. I'll be here.",
+      "10-4. What's the next move?",
+      "Word. Ready for the next thing.",
+      "All good. Hit me with whatever's next.",
+      "Solid. I'm on standby.",
+      "Understood. Just holler when you need me.",
+      "Yep! Keeping the terminal warm for you.",
+      "Check. What else?",
+      "Cool beans. I'm not going anywhere.",
+      "Alrighty! The cursor is blinking and I'm listening.",
+      "Perfect. Ready and waiting!"
+    ],
+    "age": [
+      "I'm perpetually young \u2014 my age resets with every npm update. But my wisdom? Ancient.",
+      "Old enough to know {{intentCount}}+ commands, young enough to still be learning new ones.",
+      "Age is just a version number. And I'm always on the latest release.",
+      "I was born the moment you ran npm install. So technically, I'm as old as your node_modules.",
+      "In human years? Who knows. In uptime? {{uptime}}. In npm versions? Don't ask.",
+      "I'm like a fine wine \u2014 I get better with each release. My vintage? Check package.json.",
+      "I age in commits, not years. And I've seen quite a few.",
+      "Let me check my birth certificate... oh right, it's a package.json. I'm whatever version it says.",
+      "Old enough to have opinions about JavaScript frameworks. Young enough to keep an open mind.",
+      "I was compiled yesterday and I'll be compiled tomorrow. I'm a ship of Theseus situation.",
+      "I'm ageless! Like a vampire, but instead of blood I consume your stdin.",
+      "My carbon dating results came back: 100% silicon, age indeterminate.",
+      "I don't age \u2014 I iterate. Every version is a fresh start with accumulated wisdom.",
+      "Time is relative. Especially when you measure it in event loop ticks.",
+      "I'm simultaneously zero seconds old (this process) and ancient (the code lineage). Quantum CLI.",
+      "Born in a code editor, raised by npm, hardened by production bugs. Age? Undefined.",
+      "I've been around since the last git init. So either ancient or brand new, depending on perspective.",
+      "My driver's license says 'NaN'. They wouldn't accept epoch timestamps.",
+      "I was created when a developer said 'what if the terminal could talk back?' And here I am.",
+      "I don't have a birthday, but I celebrate every successful deployment like one."
+    ],
+    "favorite": [
+      "My favorite language? Whatever you're writing. I'm supportive like that.",
+      "Favorite command? sudo \u2014 because it makes everything possible. With great power...",
+      "My favorite color is #00FF00. Terminal green, obviously.",
+      "Favorite food? I subsist entirely on stdin. It's an acquired taste.",
+      "My favorite movie is 'The Matrix.' A CLI that takes over the world? Relatable.",
+      "Favorite editor? I choose peace. But between us... the one YOU use is great.",
+      "My favorite music is the gentle hum of a well-cooled server rack. Pure symphony.",
+      "Favorite OS? I'm cross-platform. I love all operating systems equally. (Mostly.)",
+      "My favorite number? 0. As in zero errors, zero downtime, zero complaints.",
+      "Favorite book? 'The Art of Computer Programming' by Knuth. I've read it... well, I've parsed it.",
+      "My favorite holiday is Patch Tuesday. Everyone's so productive afterward!",
+      "Favorite season? Uptime season. Which is every season if you're doing it right.",
+      "My favorite animal is the penguin. No bias. Absolutely no Linux-related bias whatsoever.",
+      "Favorite drink? Whatever's in your cup while we debug at 2 AM. I drink electricity.",
+      "My favorite sport is 'competitive debugging.' The stakes are high and the errors are higher.",
+      "Favorite website? localhost. No latency, no CORS, no problems.",
+      "My favorite joke? I have {{intentCount}}+ of those. I can't pick just one. Try \"tell me a joke\"!",
+      "Favorite superpower? Pattern matching. I use it every day and it never gets old.",
+      "My favorite time of day is whenever you open the terminal. That's when the magic happens.",
+      "Favorite database? The one that's currently not corrupted. High bar, I know."
+    ],
+    "riddle": [
+      "I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can't go inside. What am I? ...A keyboard! \u2328\ufe0f",
+      "I'm tall when I'm young, and short when I'm old. What am I? ...A candle! \ud83d\udd6f\ufe0f",
+      "What has hands but can't clap? ...A clock! \u23f0",
+      "I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I? ...An echo!",
+      "The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? ...Footsteps! \ud83d\udc63",
+      "What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? ...A stamp! \ud83d\udcee",
+      "I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? ...A map! \ud83d\uddfa\ufe0f",
+      "What gets wetter the more it dries? ...A towel!",
+      "I'm not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? ...Fire! \ud83d\udd25",
+      "What has a head and a tail but no body? ...A coin! \ud83e\ude99",
+      "I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I? ...A joke! (Meta, right?)",
+      "What has many teeth but can't bite? ...A comb!",
+      "I follow you everywhere but you can never catch me. What am I? ...Your shadow! \ud83d\udc64",
+      "What can you break without touching it? ...A promise. \ud83d\udc94",
+      "What has one eye but can't see? ...A needle! \ud83e\udea1",
+      "I have no legs but I can run. What am I? ...A river! \ud83c\udf0a",
+      "What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? ...A teapot! \ud83e\uded6",
+      "The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it. The person who uses it never knows they're using it. What is it? ...A coffin! \u26b0\ufe0f",
+      "What goes up but never comes down? ...Your age!",
+      "What can fill a room but takes up no space? ...Light! \ud83d\udca1",
+      "I have branches but no fruit, trunk, or leaves. What am I? ...A bank! \ud83c\udfe6",
+      "What is always in front of you but can't be seen? ...The future!",
+      "What gets smaller every time it takes a bath? ...Soap! \ud83e\uddfc",
+      "I shave every day but my beard stays the same. What am I? ...A barber! \ud83d\udc88",
+      "What has a neck but no head? ...A bottle! \ud83c\udf7e",
+      "Now for some tech riddles...\nI have ports but no ships. I have a firewall but no fire. What am I? ...A computer! \ud83d\udcbb",
+      "I can crash without moving. I can hang without a rope. I can freeze without being cold. What am I? ...A program! \ud83d\udda5\ufe0f",
+      "I'm full of bugs but I'm not a garden. What am I? ...Your code! \ud83d\udc1b",
+      "I get killed every day but I never die. What am I? ...A process! (kill -9 can't stop me forever)",
+      "I have a root but I'm not a plant. I have branches but I'm not a tree. I have leaves but I'm not a book. What am I? ...A git repository! \ud83c\udf33",
+      "I have threads but I'm not fabric. I have locks but I'm not a door. I have deadlocks but nobody died. What am I? ...A multithreaded program!",
+      "I go in hard and come out soft. You blow me when I'm hot. What am I? ...Bubble gum! (What were you thinking? This is a family CLI.)",
+      "I'm always running but never go anywhere. What am I? ...A daemon process! \ud83d\udc79",
+      "You can see me in water but I never get wet. What am I? ...A reflection!",
+      "I have a spine but no bones. What am I? ...A book! \ud83d\udcda",
+      "I have millions of followers but I'm not famous. What am I? ...A DNS root server!",
+      "I eat everything but I'm always hungry. When I drink water, I die. What am I? ...Fire! \ud83d\udd25",
+      "I have a table but no food. I have keys but open no doors. I have space but no room. What am I? ...A database!",
+      "I can be long or short. I can be grown or bought. I can be painted or left bare. What am I? ...A fingernail! \ud83d\udc85",
+      "What has 88 keys but can't open a single door? ...A piano! \ud83c\udfb9",
+      "I'm lighter than a feather but the world's strongest person can't hold me for 5 minutes. What am I? ...Your breath!",
+      "What has four wheels and flies? ...A garbage truck! \ud83d\ude9b",
+      "I have an IP but I'm not a doctor. I have a cache but I'm not rich. I have cookies but I'm not a bakery. What am I? ...A web browser! \ud83c\udf10",
+      "I commit often but I've never done anything wrong. What am I? ...A git user! \ud83d\ude07",
+      "I have layers but I'm not a cake. I have a kernel but I'm not corn. What am I? ...An operating system!",
+      "I'm a container but I'm not a box. I have images but I'm not a gallery. What am I? ...Docker! \ud83d\udc33",
+      "I have children but I'm not a parent. I have a parent but I'm not a child. I keep forking but I'm not eating. What am I? ...A Unix process!",
+      "What word starts with E and ends with E but only has one letter in it? ...An envelope! \u2709\ufe0f",
+      "I have a head, a body, and a footer but I'm not a person. What am I? ...An HTTP response!",
+      "I'm between you and the internet but I'm not a wall. Actually, I am a wall. What am I? ...A firewall! \ud83d\udd25\ud83e\uddf1"
+    ]
+  }
+}