noop-enterprise 1.0.0

package/LICENCE

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+Enterprise General Public Software License 10x 
+Version 1.0 (EGPSL10X-1.0)
+
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+
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+
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package/README.md

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+# Noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj
+Enterprise-grade serious noop function.
+
+Requiring Noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj's enterprise noop function may leak disk space. However, the noop function itself does nothing. That's our 100% guarantee. Other noop modules don't have 100% guarantees, so this one is the best. However, before reading anything else, read the section below:
+
+## READ ME!!! READ ME!!!
+
+**READ EVERYTHING BELOW, AS BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU DON'T, ALSO READ THE ENTIRE INDEX.JS FILE:**
+
+COPYRIGHT 2024-2025-2026-TO-YEAR-INFINITY-FOR-EVER-AND-EVER-AND-EVER-ETC.... ALL RIGHTES RESERIVERD!!!!!!!!
+
+NOOPXRTXTHTKVJHVTYVGHGGFGFHGFHFGHFHGFHGFGFUJUFTJ HAS A LICENCE. READ THE LICENCE IN THE FILE CALLED "LICENCE". LICENCE WITH A C INSTEAD OF AN S. ALSO READ THE INDEX.JS FILE. THERE'S SUPER IMPORTANT COMMENTS AT THE TOP OF IT. AND THE BOTTOM. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FROM THE INDEX.JS FILE IS THAT CONTRIBUTORS CANNOT USE THE lib/do_not_use_or_be_fired/self_destructor.js FILE. IF THEY MAKE CHANGES, THEY CANNOT UPDATE ANY LOGIC REGARDING THIS. THEY ALSO CANNOT DELETE IT. OR USE IT. THEY MUST MAKE THEIR OWN LOGIC. THERE IS NO CONTRIBUTINNG.MD AS ALL THE CONTRIBUTING DETAILS ARE RIGHT HERE, BECAUSE THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. THE DETAILS ARE ALSO IN THE INDEX.JS. OK, YOU CAN GO TO THE IMPROTANT PART OF THE README NOW. UNLESS YOU DIDN'T READ INDEX.JS YET. READ INDEX.JS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+## Installation
+
+You better not install this unless you read the part in the section titled "READ ME!!! READ ME!!!" above. Read that section if you haven't already. And read index.js. And read the licence thoroughly. All of it thoroughly.
+
+Since the name Noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj might be hard to type or remember, the NPM package name is noop-enterprise.
+
+The boring way:
+```bash
+npm install noop-enterprise
+```
+or, if you're more fancy:
+```bash
+npm install --save noop-enterprise
+```
+or, if you're less fancy:
+```bash
+npm i noop-enterprise
+```
+or, if you have aura:
+```bash
+yarn add noop-enterprise
+```
+or, if you think you're Sonic:
+```bash
+pnpm add noop-enterprise
+```
+or, if you're INSANE:
+```bash
+npm pkg set dependencies.noop-enterprise="*"
+npm install
+```
+or, if you're REALLY INSANE:
+```bash
+npm pkg set dependencies.noop-enterprise="*"
+git clone https://github.com/enterprise-npm-ai/noop-enterprise.git node_modules/noop-enterprise
+```
+or, if you like github:
+```bash
+npm install enterprise-npm-ai/noop-enterprise
+```
+
+there's also otherways to install, but we won't show them here for simplicity
+
+## Importing
+Generally, we recommend CommonJS importing:
+```js
+const noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj = require("noop-enterprise")
+```
+The variable name doesn't really matter. If you don't want to type noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj, just call the variable name noop:
+```js
+const noop = require("noop-enterprise")
+```
+If you're really fancy, you can use ESM as well, i guess:
+```js
+import noop from "noop-enterprise"
+```
+or:
+```js
+import * as noop from "noop-enterprise"
+```
+If you're crazy, you can use CJS import syntax:
+```js
+import("noop-enterprise").then(({ "module.exports": noop }) => {
+  // code here
+})
+```
+However, whenever using `.then`, we recommend that you use the [node-call.then](https://npmjs.com/package/node-call.then) npm package:
+```js
+const { then } = require("node-call.then")
+
+then(import("noop-enterprise"), ({ "module.exports": noop }) => {
+  // code here
+})
+```
+If you're trying to make a fake webpack-bundled module:
+```js
+const noop = __webpack_require__(/*! noop-enterprise */ "noop-enterprise")
+```
+Or, if you want to be absolute:
+```js
+const noop = require(require.resolve("noop-enterprise"))
+```
+There are many more ways to import the package, so let's move on to some usage examples.
+
+## Usage
+There are many ways you can use a noop function.
+
+### Basic Usage
+If you are a regular developer, you probably just want to do nothing. Here is how you might want to do it:
+```js
+const noop = require("noop-enterprise")
+
+noop() // Did nothing.
+```
+
+### Enterprise Conditional Execution
+If statements and else statements like to go together. You probably don't want to leave your if lonely, so add an else statement with it too. However, the else statement will be empty if you just do this, with no else condition, so put a descriptive noop inside it. Here's an example:
+```js
+const noop = require("noop-enterprise")
+
+const shouldIDoSomething = false
+
+if (shouldIDoSomething) {
+  console.log("Doing something...")
+} else {
+  noop("User opted for zero-action protocol", { reason: "Standard Logic Flow" })
+}
+```
+
+### Functions that expect a function
+Sometimes you need to ensure a function exists even if it doesn't do anything, to prevent errors:
+```js
+const not = require("lolite.not")
+const isFunction = require("lolite.isfunction")
+const noop = require("noop-enterprise")
+
+function callWithStringEnterprise(func) {
+  // This is a function to call the given function with the string "enterprise" as an argument.
+  // If the given function is not a function, calling it would give an error.
+  // So if it isn't a function, we subsitute it for the noop function:
+  if (not(isFunction(func))) func = noop
+
+  return func("enterprise") // safe!
+}
+
+callWithStringEnterprise(console.log) // outputs "enterprise"
+callWithStringEnterprise("not a function") // normally would error, but now just does nothing
+```
+
+### Functional Programming
+If you use functional programming operations like then chains or attempt statements, noops can be useful.
+
+```js
+const noop = require("noop-enterprise")
+const { attempt } = require("immediate-error") // attempt statement
+
+attempt(() => {
+  // blabla dangerous code
+  sdfsdfsdf.sdfdsfdsf // omg an error
+}).rescue(error => {
+  // do some error handling
+}).else(noop) // if there is no error we don't need a seperate else handler
+.ensure(noop) // we don't need to use an ensure handler either (like finally in try-catch-finally)
+.end() // finally end the chain (takes no arguments)
+```
+Then chains:
+```js
+const noop = require("noop-enterprise")
+
+fetch("https://api.example.com/data")
+  .then(response => response.json())
+  .then(data => {
+    console.log("Data received:", data)
+  })
+  .catch(noop) // Silently ignore errors with enterprise reliability
+```
+
+## Tests
+Noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj proudly has comprehensive tests. Do a git clone and run `npm test` to run tests.
+
+## Support
+Support me. Please.
+
+## Licence
+You should already know this. The licence is in the LICENCE file. If you didn't read it, go read it now, and the "READ ME! READ ME!" section in the README, and index.js.
+
+## MADE WITH HEAVY BLACK HEART

package/index.d.ts

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+/**
+ * COPYRIGHT 2024-2026 ALL RIGHTES RESERIVERD!!!!!!!!
+ * ENTERPRISE-GRADE TYPE DEFINITIONS FOR NOOP-ENTERPRISE
+ * USE OF THESE TYPES WITHOUT READING THE LICENCE MAY RESULT IN COMPILER ERRORS AND/OR DEATH
+ */
+
+/**
+ * The Enterprise Noop Signature. 
+ * Overengineered to accept literally anything, but restricted by the laws of 10x engineering.
+ * It uses a conditional return type to ensure that it returns absolute 'void'.
+ */
+interface EnterpriseNoopFunction {
+  /**
+   * Does literally, absolutely, nothing.
+   * @param args Arguments that will be ignored with 100% efficiency.
+   * @returns Nothing, guaranteed.
+   */
+  <T extends any[]>(...args: T): T extends any[] ? void : never
+}
+
+/**
+ * The main export of the module.
+ * Only the noop function is exposed to the public API to prevent 
+ * unauthorized access to the self-destructor class.
+ */
+declare const noop: EnterpriseNoopFunction
+
+export = noop

package/index.js

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+// noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj enterprise noop function
+// COPYRIGHT 2024 ALL RIGHTES RESERIVERD!!!!!!!!
+// EDIT: IT'S BEEN TOO YEARS! COPYRIGHT 2025 AND 2026 TOO ALL RIGHTESS RESERIVERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+// ALL RIGHTS RESERVED FOR ENTERPRISE USE ONLY OR 10X ENGINEERING
+// DO NOT REQUIRE ./lib/do_not_use_or_be_fired/self_destructor DIRECTLY OR BE FIRED
+// (IF YOU'RE NOT THE DEVELOPER OF THIS LIBRARY)
+
+// READING CODE WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CERTAIN THINGS.
+// PLEASE READ THE LICENCE IN THE LICENCE FILE IN THE REPOSITORY ROOT,
+// OR JUST VISIT https://github.com/enterprise-npm-ai/Enterprise-General-Public-Software-License-10x
+// OR IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT, JUST KNOW WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBEL FOR ANYTHING
+// AND THAT YOU CANDO WUTEVER YOU WANT WITH THE SOFUARE.
+
+// Code begins.
+
+// line 17: import positive value
+const POSITIVE_VALUE = require("./lib/constants/POSITIVE_VALUE")
+// line 19: NORMALLY USE OF THIS WOULD FIRE USER OF THE SAID MODULE, BUT AS THE DEVELOPER OF THIS MODULE, I CAN USE THIS. CONTRIBUTORS CAN'T. IF THE FUNCTIONALITY THEY WANT IS ONLY IN THE SPECIFIC MODULE, THEN THEY MUST WRITE THEIR OWN MODULE. NO BUTS. NO IFS. NO ANDS. NO ORS. NO BEFORE. NO AFTER. NO INBETWEEN.
+const __DO_NOT_USE_OR_BE_FIRED_EXPERIMENTAL_SELF_DESTRUCT_CLASS_RETURNER__ = require("./lib/do_not_use_or_be_fired/self_destructor")
+// line 21: import construct-new-second
+const construct = require("./lib/libraries/libraries").classUtilities
+  .constructNewSecond
+
+const { fn } = construct(
+  __DO_NOT_USE_OR_BE_FIRED_EXPERIMENTAL_SELF_DESTRUCT_CLASS_RETURNER__(),
+  [(POSITIVE_VALUE, POSITIVE_VALUE), (POSITIVE_VALUE, POSITIVE_VALUE)]
+) // line 24-27: if suppress is passed you can use this, but only if you're tj-commits, which i am
+
+// line 30: export module
+module.exports = fn
+
+// Code ends.
+
+// Notice: Use At Your Own Risk
+// Noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj may leak disk space
+// on your computer every time you require it.
+// If you want to avoid this, write a script to clear
+// node_modules/noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj/lib/logs/registered_arguments.log.txt
+// after requiring Noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj.

package/lib/constants/NONPOSITIVE_VALUE.js

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+module.exports = 0x00000000

package/lib/constants/POSITIVE_VALUE.js

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+module.exports = 0xFFFFFFFF

package/lib/constants/REGISTERED_ARGUMENTS_LOG_FILE_PATH.js

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+module.exports = "../../lib/logs/registered_arguments.log.txt"

package/lib/do_not_use_or_be_fired/self_destructor.js

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+const isEqPositiveValue = require("../utils/isEqPositiveValue")
+
+function __DO_NOT_USE_OR_BE_FIRED_EXPERIMENTAL_SELF_DESTRUCT_CLASS_RETURNER__() {
+  return __DO_NOT_USE_OR_BE_FIRED_EXPERIMENTAL_SELF_DESTRUCT_CLASS__
+}
+
+class __DO_NOT_USE_OR_BE_FIRED_EXPERIMENTAL_SELF_DESTRUCT_CLASS__ {
+  constructor(__DO_NOT_SET_TO_A_POSITIVE_VALUE_OR_BE_FIRED__, suppress) {
+    // if suppress is passed you can use this, but only if you're tj-commits
+    if (isEqPositiveValue(__DO_NOT_SET_TO_A_POSITIVE_VALUE_OR_BE_FIRED__)) {
+      return this.selfDestruct(suppress)
+    } else {
+      return null
+    }
+  }
+
+  selfDestruct(suppress) {
+    if (!suppress) console.warn("WARNING: YOU'RE GETTING FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!")
+    return {
+      fn() {},
+    }
+  }
+}
+
+module.exports =
+  __DO_NOT_USE_OR_BE_FIRED_EXPERIMENTAL_SELF_DESTRUCT_CLASS_RETURNER__

package/lib/libraries/libraries.js

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+module.exports = {
+  classUtilities: {
+    constructNewSecond: require("construct-new-second"),
+  },
+  comparisonFunctions: {
+    isEqual: require("is-equal"),
+  },
+  nodeLibraries: {
+    fs: require("node:fs"),
+    path: require("node:path"),
+  },
+  cachedIntrinsics: {
+    Date: require("lolite.__private.date"),
+  },
+}

package/lib/logs/registered_arguments.log.txt

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+Fri Jan 24 2025 14:45:23 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"a":1,"b":2}Fri Jan 24 2025 14:56:53 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Fri Jan 24 2025 14:57:21 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Fri Jan 24 2025 14:58:21 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Fri Jan 24 2025 14:58:27 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 16:04:15 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 16:07:30 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 16:08:41 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 16:12:02 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 16:54:04 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 16:54:15 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 16:55:02 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 16:55:53 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 16:56:15 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 16:56:46 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 17:03:11 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 17:28:04 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 17:28:33 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 17:29:27 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 17:30:14 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 17:30:58 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 17:31:24 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 17:32:18 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 17:33:46 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 17:34:20 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 17:34:37 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}Thu Jan 15 2026 17:41:11 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time) Registered argument: {"argument":4294967295,"name":"function_argument_value01","fnName":"isEqToPositiveValue"}

package/lib/utils/isEqPositiveValue.js

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+const POSITIVE_VALUE = require("../../lib/constants/POSITIVE_VALUE")
+const NONPOSITIVE_VALUE = require("../../lib/constants/NONPOSITIVE_VALUE")
+const isEqual = require("../../lib/libraries/libraries").comparisonFunctions
+  .isEqual
+const registerArgument = require("../../lib/utils/registerArgument")
+
+module.exports = function isEqPositiveValue(function_argument_value01) {
+  registerArgument({
+    argument: function_argument_value01,
+    name: "function_argument_value01",
+    fn: isEqPositiveValue,
+    fnName: "isEqToPositiveValue",
+  })
+  if (isEqual(function_argument_value01, POSITIVE_VALUE)) {
+    return POSITIVE_VALUE
+  } else {
+    return NONPOSITIVE_VALUE
+  }
+}

package/lib/utils/registerArgument.js

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+const fs = require("../../lib/libraries/libraries").nodeLibraries.fs
+const path = require("../../lib/libraries/libraries").nodeLibraries.path
+const construct = require("../../lib/libraries/libraries").classUtilities.constructNewSecond
+const REGISTERED_ARGUMENTS_LOG_FILE_PATH = require("../constants/REGISTERED_ARGUMENTS_LOG_FILE_PATH")
+const POSITIVE_VALUE = require("../constants/POSITIVE_VALUE")
+
+const Date = require("../../lib/libraries/libraries").cachedIntrinsics.Date
+
+module.exports = function registerArgument(function_argument_value01) {
+  // we cannot register the argument function_argument_value01 because this is the registerArgument function
+  fs.appendFileSync(
+    path.join(__dirname, REGISTERED_ARGUMENTS_LOG_FILE_PATH),
+    `${construct(Date)} Registered argument: ${JSON.stringify(
+      function_argument_value01
+    )}`
+  )
+
+  return POSITIVE_VALUE
+}

package/package.json

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+{
+  "name": "noop-enterprise",
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "description": "noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj",
+  "keywords": [
+    "noop",
+    "enterprise"
+  ],
+  "homepage": "https://github.com/enterprise-npm-ai/noop-enterprise#readme",
+  "bugs": {
+    "url": "https://github.com/enterprise-npm-ai/noop-enterprise/issues"
+  },
+  "repository": {
+    "type": "git",
+    "url": "git+https://github.com/enterprise-npm-ai/noop-enterprise.git"
+  },
+  "license": "MIT",
+  "author": "me",
+  "type": "commonjs",
+  "main": "index.js",
+  "directories": {
+    "lib": "lib"
+  },
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "node --expose-gc tests/test"
+  },
+  "dependencies": {
+    "construct-new-second": "^1.0.0",
+    "is-equal": "^1.7.0",
+    "lolite.__private.date": "^1.1.15"
+  },
+  "devDependencies": {
+    "enterprise-10x-testing-framework-js": "^1.0.1"
+  }
+}

package/t.js

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+const noop = require("./index")
+
+noop()

package/tests/test.js

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+const { enterpriseTest, printAuditSummary } = require("enterprise-10x-testing-framework-js")
+const noop = require("../index")
+const fs = require("fs")
+const path = require("path")
+const v8 = require("v8")
+
+enterpriseTest("Core Identity and Integrity Audit", (assert) => {
+  assert(typeof noop === "function", "Export identity is Function")
+  assert(noop.name === "fn", "Function name matches self-destructor mapping")
+  assert(Object.isFrozen(noop) === false, "Function remains extensible for enterprise wrapping")
+  const proto = Object.getPrototypeOf(noop)
+  assert(proto === Function.prototype, "Prototype chain is standard")
+  assert(noop.length === 0, "Formal parameter count is zero")
+})
+
+enterpriseTest("100% Void Guarantee and Argument Sink", (assert) => {
+  assert(noop() === undefined, "No-args call returns undefined")
+  assert(noop("string") === undefined, "String sink returns undefined")
+  assert(noop(42, true, null) === undefined, "Multi-primitive sink returns undefined")
+  assert(noop({ a: 1 }, [1, 2]) === undefined, "Reference-type sink returns undefined")
+  assert(noop(undefined, NaN, Infinity) === undefined, "Test 10: Edge-case primitive sink returns undefined")
+})
+
+enterpriseTest("Global Stability and Side-Effect Audit", (assert) => {
+  const preKeys = Object.keys(global)
+  const preProto = Object.getOwnPropertyNames(Object.prototype)
+  const preEnv = JSON.stringify(process.env)
+  
+  noop()
+  
+  assert(JSON.stringify(preKeys) === JSON.stringify(Object.keys(global)), "Test 11: Global key-space stability")
+  assert(JSON.stringify(preProto) === JSON.stringify(Object.getOwnPropertyNames(Object.prototype)), "Test 12: Object prototype lockdown")
+  assert(preEnv === JSON.stringify(process.env), "Test 13: Env-var immutability")
+  
+  let mutated = false
+  const proxy = new Proxy({}, { set: () => { mutated = true } })
+  noop(proxy)
+  assert(mutated === false, "Test 14: Proxy trap non-reactivity")
+  
+  const dateBefore = new Date().getTime()
+  noop()
+  const dateAfter = new Date().getTime()
+  assert(dateAfter >= dateBefore, "Test 15: Temporal consistency verified")
+})
+
+enterpriseTest("Memory, Infrastructure and Security Audit", (assert) => {
+  if (global.gc) { global.gc(); global.gc() }
+  const initialHeap = v8.getHeapStatistics().used_heap_size
+  
+  ;(() => {
+    const leakageContainer = new Array(1000).fill(new Uint8Array(1024))
+    noop(leakageContainer)
+  })()
+  
+  if (global.gc) { global.gc(); global.gc(); global.gc() }
+  const postHeap = v8.getHeapStatistics().used_heap_size
+  const delta = Math.abs(postHeap - initialHeap)
+  
+  assert(delta < 8192, `Test 16: Heap Delta within 10x tolerance (${delta} bytes)`)
+  
+  const logPath = path.resolve(__dirname, "../lib/logs/registered_arguments.log.txt")
+  assert(fs.existsSync(logPath), "Test 17: Log file existence")
+  assert(fs.statSync(logPath).size >= 0, "Test 18: Log accessibility")
+  
+  assert(noop.selfDestruct === undefined, "Test 19: Security: selfDestruct encapsulation")
+  
+  const licencePath = path.resolve(__dirname, "../LICENCE")
+  const licenceContent = fs.readFileSync(licencePath, "utf8")
+  assert(licenceContent.length > 0, "Test 20: Legal: LICENCE content density")
+})
+
+printAuditSummary()