idiotik.js 1.1.1 ā†’ 1.1.2

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  2. package/src/idiotik.js +1 -1
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  {
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  "name": "idiotik.js",
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- "version": "1.1.1",
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  "description": "youareanidiot-style chaos toolkit for the browser",
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  "main": "src/idiotik.js",
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