idiotik.js 1.0.17 → 1.0.19

package/package.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
   "name": "idiotik.js",
-  "version": "1.0.17",
+  "version": "1.0.19",
   "description": "youareanidiot-style chaos toolkit for the browser",
   "main": "src/idiotik.js",
   "scripts": {

package/src/idiotik.js

@@ -1,973 +1 @@
-/**
- * idiotik.js — youareanidiot-style chaos toolkit
- * recursive by default. you were warned.
- *
- * CHANGES v4:
- *  - idiotik.start("preset:name")   — queue a preset
- *  - idiotik.start("effect:name")   — queue an effect
- *  - idiotik.start("say:message")   — queue a popup/alert
- *  - idiotik.start("cursor:name")   — queue a cursor
- *  - idiotik.start("scream")        — queue scream
- *  - idiotik.start("freeze")        — queue freeze
- *  - idiotik.start("fullscreen")    — queue fullscreen
- *  - idiotik.start("haunt")         — queue haunt
- *  - idiotik.start("fakecursor")    — queue fakeCursor
- *  - idiotik.start("gravitywarp")   — queue gravityWarp
- *  - idiotik.start("redirect:url")  — queue redirect
- *  - idiotik.start("audio:url")     — queue audio
- *  - idiotik.start("jumpscare:url") — queue jumpscare
- *  - idiotik.start(n)               — fire task at 1-based queue position n
- *  - idiotik.start()                — fire ALL queued tasks, then clear queue
- *  - idiotik.startnow("...")        — same DSL as start() but fires immediately
- *  - idiotik.click(target)          — bind queued tasks to a click target
- *  - idiotik.nuke()                 — kill everything
- */
-
-(function (global) {
-
-  // ─── GLOBAL STATE ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  let _recursive     = true;
-  let _volume        = 100;
-  let _popup         = true;
-  let _activeScripts = {};
-  let _activeEffects = new Set();
-  let _audioCtx      = null;
-  let _scriptStack   = [];
-  let _taskQueue     = [];
-  let _spawnedWindows  = [];
-  let _globalIntervals = [];
-  let _globalTimeouts  = [];
-  let _globalNodes     = [];
-
-  // ─── RECURSIVE SPAWN ENGINE ─────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  function _spawnWindow() {
-    try {
-      const w = window.open(window.location.href, "_blank",
-        "width=" + (300 + Math.random() * 700 | 0) +
-        ",height=" + (200 + Math.random() * 500 | 0) +
-        ",toolbar=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes"
-      );
-      if (w) {
-        _spawnedWindows.push(w);
-        const id = setInterval(() => {
-          if (w.closed) { clearInterval(id); if (_recursive) _spawnWindow(); }
-        }, 500);
-        _globalIntervals.push(id);
-      }
-    } catch(e) {}
-  }
-
-  function _initRecursion() {
-    if (!_recursive) return;
-    _spawnWindow();
-    const _blockAndSpawn = function(e) {
-      if (!_recursive) return;
-      _spawnWindow(); _spawnWindow();
-      e.preventDefault(); e.returnValue = ""; return "";
-    };
-    window.addEventListener("beforeunload",       _blockAndSpawn, { capture: true });
-    window.addEventListener("unload",             () => { if (_recursive) { _spawnWindow(); _spawnWindow(); } }, { capture: true });
-    window.addEventListener("pagehide",           () => { if (_recursive) { _spawnWindow(); _spawnWindow(); } }, { capture: true });
-    document.addEventListener("visibilitychange", () => { if (document.hidden && _recursive) { _spawnWindow(); _spawnWindow(); } });
-    window.addEventListener("blur",               () => { if (_recursive) setTimeout(_spawnWindow, 50); });
-  }
-
-  if (document.readyState === "loading") {
-    document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", _initRecursion);
-  } else {
-    setTimeout(_initRecursion, 0);
-  }
-
-  // ─── HELPERS ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  function _getAudioCtx() {
-    if (!_audioCtx) _audioCtx = new (window.AudioContext || window.webkitAudioContext)();
-    return _audioCtx;
-  }
-
-  function _currentScript() {
-    return _scriptStack.length ? _scriptStack[_scriptStack.length - 1] : null;
-  }
-
-  function _requireScript(name) {
-    if (!_currentScript()) throw new Error(`idiotik.${name}() must be inside idiotik.script()`);
-  }
-
-  function _track(thing, type) {
-    const ctx = _currentScript();
-    if (ctx) {
-      ctx[type] = ctx[type] || [];
-      ctx[type].push(thing);
-    } else {
-      if (type === "intervals") _globalIntervals.push(thing);
-      if (type === "timeouts")  _globalTimeouts.push(thing);
-      if (type === "htmlNodes") _globalNodes.push(thing);
-    }
-  }
-
-  function _buildAudioChain(buffer) {
-    const ctx = _getAudioCtx();
-    const source = ctx.createBufferSource();
-    source.buffer = buffer;
-    source.loop = true;
-    const gainNode = ctx.createGain();
-    const rawVol = _volume;
-    gainNode.gain.value = rawVol <= 200 ? rawVol / 100 : Math.min(rawVol / 100, 50);
-    let lastNode = source;
-    if (rawVol > 200) {
-      const bb = ctx.createBiquadFilter();
-      bb.type = "lowshelf"; bb.frequency.value = 200;
-      bb.gain.value = Math.min(((rawVol - 200) / 4800) * 40, 40);
-      lastNode.connect(bb); lastNode = bb;
-    }
-    if (rawVol >= 450) {
-      for (const b of [
-        { type: "lowshelf",  freq: 60,    gain: 40 },
-        { type: "peaking",   freq: 250,   gain: 40 },
-        { type: "peaking",   freq: 500,   gain: 40 },
-        { type: "peaking",   freq: 1500,  gain: 40 },
-        { type: "peaking",   freq: 4000,  gain: 40 },
-        { type: "peaking",   freq: 8000,  gain: 40 },
-        { type: "highshelf", freq: 16000, gain: 40 },
-      ]) {
-        const f = ctx.createBiquadFilter();
-        f.type = b.type; f.frequency.value = b.freq; f.gain.value = b.gain;
-        lastNode.connect(f); lastNode = f;
-      }
-    }
-    if (rawVol >= 300) {
-      const dist = ctx.createWaveShaper();
-      const curve = new Float32Array(256);
-      const k = Math.min((rawVol - 300) / 10, 400);
-      for (let i = 0; i < 256; i++) {
-        const x = (i * 2) / 256 - 1;
-        curve[i] = ((Math.PI + k) * x) / (Math.PI + k * Math.abs(x));
-      }
-      dist.curve = curve; dist.oversample = "4x";
-      lastNode.connect(dist); lastNode = dist;
-    }
-    lastNode.connect(gainNode);
-    gainNode.connect(ctx.destination);
-    return source;
-  }
-
-  async function _loadAndPlay(url) {
-    const ctx = _getAudioCtx();
-    const resp = await fetch(url);
-    const arrayBuf = await resp.arrayBuffer();
-    const audioBuf = await ctx.decodeAudioData(arrayBuf);
-    const source = _buildAudioChain(audioBuf);
-    source.start(0);
-    return source;
-  }
-
-  function _parseAudioUrl(urlOrFile) {
-    if (typeof urlOrFile === "string" && urlOrFile.startsWith("file://"))
-      return urlOrFile.replace("file://", "");
-    return urlOrFile;
-  }
-
-  function _whiteNoise(durationSec) {
-    const ctx = _getAudioCtx();
-    const bufferSize = ctx.sampleRate * durationSec;
-    const buffer = ctx.createBuffer(1, bufferSize, ctx.sampleRate);
-    const data = buffer.getChannelData(0);
-    for (let i = 0; i < bufferSize; i++) data[i] = Math.random() * 2 - 1;
-    const source = ctx.createBufferSource();
-    source.buffer = buffer;
-    const gain = ctx.createGain();
-    gain.gain.value = Math.min(_volume / 100, 5);
-    source.connect(gain);
-    gain.connect(ctx.destination);
-    return source;
-  }
-
-  // ─── DSL PARSER ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  // Turns "effect:shake", "say:hello world", "preset:robux", "scream", etc.
-  // into a callable function. Used by both start() and startnow().
-  function _resolve(ref) {
-    // already a function — use directly
-    if (typeof ref === "function") return ref;
-
-    // string DSL
-    if (typeof ref === "string") {
-      const colon = ref.indexOf(":");
-      const cmd   = colon === -1 ? ref.trim().toLowerCase() : ref.slice(0, colon).trim().toLowerCase();
-      const arg   = colon === -1 ? ""                       : ref.slice(colon + 1);
-
-      switch (cmd) {
-        case "effect":     return idiotik.effect(arg);
-        case "say":        return idiotik.say(arg);
-        case "cursor":     return idiotik.cursor(arg);
-        case "preset":     return idiotik.preset(arg);
-        case "redirect":   return idiotik.redirect(arg);
-        case "audio":      return idiotik.audio(arg);
-        case "jumpscare":  return idiotik.jumpscare(arg);
-        case "scream":     return idiotik.scream();
-        case "freeze":     return idiotik.freeze();
-        case "fullscreen": return idiotik.fullscreen();
-        case "haunt":      return idiotik.haunt();
-        case "fakecursor": return idiotik.fakeCursor();
-        case "gravitywarp":return idiotik.gravityWarp();
-        case "noise":      return idiotik.noise(Number(arg) || 1);
-        default:
-          console.warn(`idiotik.start: unknown command "${cmd}"`);
-          return null;
-      }
-    }
-
-    return null;
-  }
-
-  // ─── CURSOR PRESETS ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  const _cursorPresets = {
-    hand: "pointer", none: "none", crosshair: "crosshair", wait: "wait",
-    rainbow: "__rainbow__", wiggle: "__wiggle__", explode: "__explode__",
-    ghost: "__ghost__", eyes: "__eyes__",
-  };
-
-  // ─── EFFECT IMPLEMENTATIONS ─────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  const _effectImpls = {
-    shake() {
-      const id = "__idiotik_shake__"; if (document.getElementById(id)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style"); s.id = id;
-      s.textContent = `@keyframes __idiotik_shake{0%,100%{transform:translate(0,0)}10%{transform:translate(-8px,8px)}20%{transform:translate(8px,-8px)}30%{transform:translate(-8px,0)}40%{transform:translate(8px,8px)}50%{transform:translate(-4px,-4px)}60%{transform:translate(4px,4px)}70%{transform:translate(-8px,8px)}80%{transform:translate(8px,-8px)}90%{transform:translate(-4px,4px)}}body{animation:__idiotik_shake 0.3s infinite}`;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    spin() {
-      const id = "__idiotik_spin__"; if (document.getElementById(id)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style"); s.id = id;
-      s.textContent = `@keyframes __idiotik_spin{from{transform:rotate(0deg)}to{transform:rotate(360deg)}}body{animation:__idiotik_spin 2s linear infinite;transform-origin:center center}`;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    glitch() {
-      const id = "__idiotik_glitch__"; if (document.getElementById(id)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style"); s.id = id;
-      s.textContent = `@keyframes __idiotik_glitch1{0%,100%{clip-path:inset(0 0 95% 0)}25%{clip-path:inset(30% 0 50% 0)}50%{clip-path:inset(60% 0 20% 0)}75%{clip-path:inset(10% 0 80% 0)}}@keyframes __idiotik_glitch2{0%,100%{clip-path:inset(80% 0 5% 0);transform:translate(-5px,0)}25%{clip-path:inset(20% 0 70% 0);transform:translate(5px,0)}50%{clip-path:inset(50% 0 30% 0);transform:translate(-3px,0)}75%{clip-path:inset(5% 0 90% 0);transform:translate(3px,0)}}body::before,body::after{content:'';position:fixed;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;background:inherit;pointer-events:none;z-index:9999}body::before{animation:__idiotik_glitch1 0.4s infinite;color:red;text-shadow:2px 0 red}body::after{animation:__idiotik_glitch2 0.4s infinite;color:blue;text-shadow:-2px 0 blue}`;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    rainbow() {
-      const id = "__idiotik_rainbow__"; if (document.getElementById(id)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style"); s.id = id;
-      s.textContent = `@keyframes __idiotik_rainbow{0%{background:#ff0000}15%{background:#ff8800}30%{background:#ffff00}45%{background:#00ff00}60%{background:#0000ff}75%{background:#8800ff}90%{background:#ff00ff}100%{background:#ff0000}}body{animation:__idiotik_rainbow 0.5s infinite}`;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    invert() {
-      const id = "__idiotik_invert__"; if (document.getElementById(id)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style"); s.id = id;
-      s.textContent = `body{filter:invert(1)}`;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    matrix() {
-      const cid = "__idiotik_matrix__"; if (document.getElementById(cid)) return;
-      const canvas = document.createElement("canvas"); canvas.id = cid;
-      canvas.style.cssText = "position:fixed;top:0;left:0;z-index:9998;pointer-events:none;width:100vw;height:100vh;opacity:0.7;";
-      document.body.appendChild(canvas); _track(canvas, "htmlNodes");
-      const ctx = canvas.getContext("2d");
-      canvas.width = window.innerWidth; canvas.height = window.innerHeight;
-      const cols = Math.floor(canvas.width / 16);
-      const drops = Array(cols).fill(1);
-      const chars = "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789@#$%^&*()";
-      _track(setInterval(() => {
-        ctx.fillStyle = "rgba(0,0,0,0.05)"; ctx.fillRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height);
-        ctx.fillStyle = "#0f0"; ctx.font = "16px monospace";
-        drops.forEach((y, i) => {
-          const ch = chars[Math.floor(Math.random() * chars.length)];
-          ctx.fillText(ch, i * 16, y * 16);
-          if (y * 16 > canvas.height && Math.random() > 0.975) drops[i] = 0;
-          drops[i]++;
-        });
-      }, 50), "intervals");
-    },
-    melt() {
-      const id = "__idiotik_melt__"; if (document.getElementById(id)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style"); s.id = id;
-      s.textContent = `@keyframes __idiotik_melt{0%{transform:skewY(0deg) scaleY(1)}50%{transform:skewY(5deg) scaleY(1.1)}100%{transform:skewY(-3deg) scaleY(0.9)}}body{animation:__idiotik_melt 1s ease-in-out infinite alternate;transform-origin:bottom}`;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    vhs() {
-      const id = "__idiotik_vhs__"; if (document.getElementById(id)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style"); s.id = id;
-      s.textContent = `@keyframes __idiotik_vhs_scan{0%{top:-100%}100%{top:100%}}@keyframes __idiotik_vhs_track{0%,95%{transform:none}96%{transform:translate(-4px,0) skewX(-0.5deg)}97%{transform:translate(4px,0) skewX(0.5deg)}98%{transform:translate(-2px,0)}100%{transform:none}}body{animation:__idiotik_vhs_track 3s infinite}body::before{content:'';position:fixed;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:3px;background:rgba(255,255,255,0.15);z-index:99999;pointer-events:none;animation:__idiotik_vhs_scan 4s linear infinite}body::after{content:'';position:fixed;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;background:repeating-linear-gradient(0deg,transparent,transparent 2px,rgba(0,0,0,0.08) 2px,rgba(0,0,0,0.08) 4px);pointer-events:none;z-index:99998}`;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    static() {
-      const cid = "__idiotik_static__"; if (document.getElementById(cid)) return;
-      const canvas = document.createElement("canvas"); canvas.id = cid;
-      canvas.width = 256; canvas.height = 256;
-      canvas.style.cssText = "position:fixed;top:0;left:0;width:100vw;height:100vh;z-index:9997;pointer-events:none;opacity:0.12;image-rendering:pixelated;";
-      document.body.appendChild(canvas); _track(canvas, "htmlNodes");
-      const ctx = canvas.getContext("2d");
-      _track(setInterval(() => {
-        const img = ctx.createImageData(256, 256);
-        for (let i = 0; i < img.data.length; i += 4) {
-          const v = Math.random() * 255 | 0;
-          img.data[i] = img.data[i+1] = img.data[i+2] = v; img.data[i+3] = 255;
-        }
-        ctx.putImageData(img, 0, 0);
-      }, 40), "intervals");
-    },
-    zoom() {
-      const id = "__idiotik_zoom__"; if (document.getElementById(id)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style"); s.id = id;
-      s.textContent = `@keyframes __idiotik_zoom{0%,100%{transform:scale(1)}50%{transform:scale(1.08)}}body{animation:__idiotik_zoom 0.8s ease-in-out infinite}`;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    bounce() {
-      const id = "__idiotik_bounce__"; if (document.getElementById(id)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style"); s.id = id;
-      s.textContent = `@keyframes __idiotik_bounce{0%,100%{transform:translateY(0)}50%{transform:translateY(-20px)}}body{animation:__idiotik_bounce 0.5s ease-in-out infinite}`;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    flip() {
-      const id = "__idiotik_flip__"; if (document.getElementById(id)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style"); s.id = id;
-      s.textContent = `@keyframes __idiotik_flip{0%,100%{transform:scaleX(1)}50%{transform:scaleX(-1)}}body{animation:__idiotik_flip 1s step-end infinite}`;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    blur() {
-      const id = "__idiotik_blur__"; if (document.getElementById(id)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style"); s.id = id;
-      s.textContent = `@keyframes __idiotik_blur{0%,100%{filter:blur(0px)}50%{filter:blur(8px)}}body{animation:__idiotik_blur 1s ease-in-out infinite}`;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    darkmode() {
-      const id = "__idiotik_darkmode__"; if (document.getElementById(id)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style"); s.id = id;
-      s.textContent = `@keyframes __idiotik_dark{0%,100%{filter:brightness(1)}50%{filter:brightness(0)}}body{animation:__idiotik_dark 0.3s step-end infinite}`;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    pixelate() {
-      const cid = "__idiotik_pixelate__"; if (document.getElementById(cid)) return;
-      const canvas = document.createElement("canvas"); canvas.id = cid;
-      canvas.style.cssText = "position:fixed;top:0;left:0;width:100vw;height:100vh;z-index:9996;pointer-events:none;image-rendering:pixelated;";
-      canvas.width = 64; canvas.height = 36;
-      document.body.appendChild(canvas); _track(canvas, "htmlNodes");
-      const ctx = canvas.getContext("2d");
-      let level = 0;
-      _track(setInterval(() => {
-        try { ctx.drawImage(document.documentElement, 0, 0, 64, 36); }
-        catch(e) { ctx.fillStyle = `hsl(${level * 10},100%,50%)`; ctx.fillRect(0, 0, 64, 36); }
-        level = (level + 1) % 36;
-      }, 100), "intervals");
-    },
-  };
-
-  // ─── PRESET REGISTRY ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  const _presets = {
-    classic() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:rainbow");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:shake");
-      idiotik.start("say:YOU ARE AN IDIOT HA HA HA HA HA HA");
-      idiotik.repeat("inf");
-      idiotik.startnow("scream");
-    },
-    nuclear() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.volume(5000);
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:shake");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:rainbow");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:glitch");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:spin");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:matrix");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:vhs");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:static");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:zoom");
-      idiotik.startnow("scream");
-      idiotik.startnow("fullscreen");
-      idiotik.startnow("freeze");
-      idiotik.startnow("cursor:none");
-      idiotik.startnow("haunt");
-      idiotik.start("say:💀💀💀 YOU ARE SO COOKED 💀💀💀");
-      idiotik.repeat("inf");
-    },
-    mild() {
-      idiotik.recursive("no");
-      idiotik.volume(100);
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:shake");
-      idiotik.start("say:gotcha lol");
-      idiotik.repeat(5);
-    },
-    rickroll() {
-      idiotik.recursive("no");
-      idiotik.startnow("redirect:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ");
-    },
-    jumpscare() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.volume(300);
-      idiotik.wait(3000).then(() => {
-        idiotik.startnow("effect:glitch");
-        idiotik.startnow("jumpscare:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Camponotus_flavomarginatus_ant.jpg/640px-Camponotus_flavomarginatus_ant.jpg");
-        idiotik.startnow("scream");
-      });
-    },
-    epilepsy() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.volume(450);
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:rainbow");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:shake");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:glitch");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:invert");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:static");
-      idiotik.startnow("cursor:rainbow");
-      idiotik.startnow("scream");
-    },
-    robux() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.volume(200);
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:rainbow");
-      idiotik.startnow("cursor:explode");
-      idiotik.start("say:FREE ROBUX AT PORNHUB.COM!!!");
-      idiotik.repeat("inf");
-    },
-    villain() {
-      idiotik.recursive("no");
-      idiotik.volume(150);
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:matrix");
-      idiotik.wait(2000).then(() => idiotik.startnow("effect:glitch"));
-      idiotik.wait(4000).then(() => {
-        idiotik.volume(500);
-        idiotik.startnow("effect:shake");
-        idiotik.startnow("scream");
-        idiotik.recursive("yes");
-        idiotik.start("say:did you really think you were safe 🗿");
-        idiotik.repeat("inf");
-      });
-    },
-    melt() {
-      idiotik.recursive("no");
-      idiotik.volume(100);
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:melt");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:spin");
-      idiotik.wait(3000).then(() => {
-        idiotik.volume(300);
-        idiotik.startnow("effect:rainbow");
-        idiotik.startnow("scream");
-      });
-    },
-    haunted() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.volume(80);
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:vhs");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:glitch");
-      idiotik.startnow("cursor:ghost");
-      idiotik.startnow("haunt");
-      idiotik.wait(5000).then(() => {
-        idiotik.volume(600);
-        idiotik.startnow("scream");
-        idiotik.startnow("effect:flip");
-        idiotik.startnow("effect:shake");
-        idiotik.start("say:👁️ i was here the whole time 👁️");
-        idiotik.repeat("inf");
-      });
-    },
-    gravity() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.volume(200);
-      idiotik.startnow("gravitywarp");
-      idiotik.startnow("effect:melt");
-      idiotik.startnow("cursor:eyes");
-      idiotik.wait(3000).then(() => {
-        idiotik.startnow("effect:rainbow");
-        idiotik.startnow("scream");
-      });
-    },
-  };
-
-  // ─── CORE OBJECT ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  const idiotik = {
-
-    // ── GLOBAL TOGGLES ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    recursive(val) {
-      _recursive = (val === true || val === "yes" || val === 1);
-      if (_recursive) _initRecursion();
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    volume(n) {
-      _volume = Math.max(0, Math.min(5000, Number(n)));
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    popup(val) {
-      _popup = (val === true || val === "yes" || val === 1);
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // ── PRESET SYSTEM ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    preset(name) {
-      return function() {
-        if (_presets[name]) _presets[name]();
-        else console.warn(`idiotik.preset: unknown preset "${name}". try idiotik.list()`);
-      };
-    },
-
-    list() {
-      const names = Object.keys(_presets);
-      console.log(`%cidiotik.js — available presets (${names.length})`, "font-weight:bold;color:#ff4444;font-size:14px;");
-      names.forEach(n => console.log(`  %c• ${n}`, "color:#ffcc00;"));
-      console.log('%cusage: idiotik.start("preset:name")', "color:#aaa;font-style:italic;");
-      return names;
-    },
-
-    registerPreset(name, fn) {
-      _presets[name] = fn;
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // ── SCRIPT CONTEXT ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    script() {
-      _scriptStack.push({ id: null, intervals: [], timeouts: [], audioSources: [], htmlNodes: [], _html: null });
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    id(name) {
-      _requireScript("id");
-      const ctx = _currentScript();
-      ctx.id = name; _activeScripts[name] = ctx;
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    html(code) {
-      _requireScript("html");
-      const ctx = _currentScript();
-      ctx._html = code;
-      const div = document.createElement("div");
-      div.innerHTML = code; document.body.appendChild(div); ctx.htmlNodes.push(div);
-      if (_recursive) {
-        const id = setInterval(() => {
-          const d = document.createElement("div"); d.innerHTML = code;
-          document.body.appendChild(d); ctx.htmlNodes.push(d);
-        }, 500);
-        ctx.intervals.push(id);
-      }
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    end() {
-      if (!_currentScript()) throw new Error("idiotik.end() called outside a script");
-      _scriptStack.pop();
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // ── QUEUE / START SYSTEM ─────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    /**
-     * idiotik.start(ref)
-     *
-     *   start()                  → fire ALL queued tasks, clear queue
-     *   start(n)                 → fire task at 1-based position n (don't clear)
-     *   start("effect:shake")    → enqueue effect
-     *   start("say:hello")       → enqueue popup
-     *   start("preset:robux")    → enqueue preset
-     *   start("scream")          → enqueue scream
-     *   start(fn)                → enqueue a raw function
-     */
-    start(ref) {
-      // fire all
-      if (ref === undefined || ref === null) {
-        const tasks = [..._taskQueue];
-        _taskQueue = [];
-        tasks.forEach(fn => { try { fn(); } catch(e) {} });
-        return idiotik;
-      }
-
-      // fire by 1-based index
-      if (typeof ref === "number") {
-        const idx = ref - 1;
-        if (idx >= 0 && idx < _taskQueue.length) {
-          try { _taskQueue[idx](); } catch(e) {}
-        } else {
-          console.warn(`idiotik.start(${ref}): no task at position ${ref} (queue length: ${_taskQueue.length})`);
-        }
-        return idiotik;
-      }
-
-      // resolve and enqueue
-      const fn = _resolve(ref);
-      if (fn) _taskQueue.push(fn);
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    /**
-     * idiotik.startnow(ref)
-     * Same DSL as start() but resolves AND fires immediately.
-     * Does NOT use the queue.
-     */
-    startnow(ref) {
-      const fn = _resolve(ref);
-      if (fn) { try { fn(); } catch(e) {} }
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // ── CLICK BINDING ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    /**
-     * idiotik.click(target, ref?)
-     * Fires queued tasks (or ref) when a matching element is clicked.
-     * target: CSS selector or plain text matched against clickable elements.
-     * ref: optional DSL string or function — if omitted, snapshots current queue.
-     */
-    click(target, ref) {
-      const tasksSnapshot = ref ? null : [..._taskQueue];
-
-      const _fire = function(e) {
-        if (ref) {
-          const fn = _resolve(ref);
-          if (fn) { try { fn(e); } catch(err) {} }
-        } else {
-          tasksSnapshot.forEach(task => { try { task(e); } catch(err) {} });
-        }
-      };
-
-      const _attach = function() {
-        let els = [];
-        try { els = [...document.querySelectorAll(target)]; } catch(e) {}
-        if (!els.length) {
-          const lower = target.toLowerCase().trim();
-          els = [...document.querySelectorAll("button,a,input[type='button'],input[type='submit'],[role='button'],label,[onclick]")]
-            .filter(el => el.textContent.trim().toLowerCase().includes(lower)
-                       || (el.value && el.value.trim().toLowerCase().includes(lower)));
-        }
-        if (!els.length) console.warn(`idiotik.click: no elements found for "${target}" — will retry on DOM changes`);
-        els.forEach(el => {
-          if (el.__idiotikClick) return;
-          el.__idiotikClick = true;
-          el.addEventListener("click", _fire);
-          _track(el, "htmlNodes");
-        });
-      };
-
-      if (document.readyState !== "loading") _attach();
-      else document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", _attach);
-
-      const observer = new MutationObserver(_attach);
-      observer.observe(document.body || document.documentElement, { childList: true, subtree: true });
-      if (!_globalNodes._observers) _globalNodes._observers = [];
-      _globalNodes._observers.push(observer);
-
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    queue(ref) {
-      const fn = _resolve(ref);
-      if (fn) _taskQueue.push(fn);
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    clearQueue() {
-      _taskQueue = [];
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    repeat(n) {
-      if (!_taskQueue.length) return idiotik;
-      const fn = _taskQueue[_taskQueue.length - 1];
-      const infinite = (n === Infinity || n === "inf" || n === "Infinity");
-      if (infinite) {
-        _track(setInterval(() => fn(), 100), "intervals");
-      } else {
-        let count = 0;
-        const id = setInterval(() => { fn(); count++; if (count >= n) clearInterval(id); }, 100);
-        _track(id, "intervals");
-      }
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    get continue() { return idiotik; },
-
-    wait(ms) {
-      return new Promise(resolve => { _track(setTimeout(resolve, ms), "timeouts"); });
-    },
-
-    halt(name) {
-      const ctx = _activeScripts[name];
-      if (!ctx) return idiotik;
-      (ctx.intervals    || []).forEach(id => clearInterval(id));
-      (ctx.timeouts     || []).forEach(id => clearTimeout(id));
-      (ctx.audioSources || []).forEach(s => { try { s.stop(); } catch(e){} });
-      (ctx.htmlNodes    || []).forEach(n => { try { n.remove(); } catch(e){} });
-      delete _activeScripts[name];
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    nuke() {
-      _recursive = false;
-      _taskQueue = [];
-      _globalIntervals.forEach(id => clearInterval(id));
-      _globalTimeouts.forEach(id => clearTimeout(id));
-      _globalNodes.forEach(n => { try { n.remove(); } catch(e){} });
-      _globalIntervals = []; _globalTimeouts = []; _globalNodes = [];
-      Object.keys(_activeScripts).forEach(k => idiotik.halt(k));
-      idiotik.cleareffects();
-      document.body.style.cssText = "";
-      document.body.style.cursor = "";
-      if (_audioCtx) { try { _audioCtx.close(); } catch(e){} _audioCtx = null; }
-      _spawnedWindows.forEach(w => { try { w.close(); } catch(e){} });
-      _spawnedWindows = [];
-      if (_globalNodes._observers) {
-        _globalNodes._observers.forEach(obs => { try { obs.disconnect(); } catch(e){} });
-        _globalNodes._observers = [];
-      }
-      console.log("%cidiotik: nuked. RIP.", "color:#ff4444;font-weight:bold;");
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    status() {
-      console.log("%cidiotik STATUS", "color:#ff4444;font-weight:bold;font-size:14px;");
-      console.log("  recursive:", _recursive);
-      console.log("  volume:", _volume);
-      console.log("  popup:", _popup);
-      console.log("  active effects:", [..._activeEffects]);
-      console.log("  queued tasks:", _taskQueue.length);
-      console.log("  active scripts:", Object.keys(_activeScripts));
-      console.log("  spawned windows:", _spawnedWindows.filter(w => !w.closed).length);
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // ── CONDITIONAL ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    _ifResult: null,
-
-    if(condition) {
-      idiotik._ifResult = !!condition;
-      return {
-        then(fn) {
-          if (idiotik._ifResult) fn();
-          return { else(fn2) { if (!idiotik._ifResult) fn2(); return idiotik; } };
-        }
-      };
-    },
-
-    else(fn) {
-      if (!idiotik._ifResult) fn();
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    random(...methods) {
-      const pick = methods[Math.floor(Math.random() * methods.length)];
-      if (typeof pick === "function") pick();
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // ── CHAOS METHODS ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    say(msg) {
-      return function _say() {
-        if (_popup) {
-          const w = window.open("", "_blank", "width=300,height=150,toolbar=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no");
-          if (w) {
-            w.document.write(`<html><body style="margin:0;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;height:100vh;font-family:Comic Sans MS,cursive;font-size:1.2rem;background:#fff;text-align:center;padding:1rem;">${msg}</body></html>`);
-            w.document.close();
-            if (_recursive) w.onload = () => setTimeout(_say, 100);
-            if (_recursive) setTimeout(_say, 100);
-          }
-        } else {
-          alert(msg);
-          if (_recursive) setTimeout(() => _say(), 0);
-        }
-      };
-    },
-
-    redirect(url) { return function() { window.location.href = url; }; },
-
-    freeze() {
-      return function() {
-        document.addEventListener("keydown",     e => e.preventDefault(), true);
-        document.addEventListener("mousedown",   e => e.preventDefault(), true);
-        document.addEventListener("contextmenu", e => e.preventDefault(), true);
-      };
-    },
-
-    fullscreen() {
-      return function _fs() {
-        const el = document.documentElement;
-        if (el.requestFullscreen) el.requestFullscreen();
-        else if (el.webkitRequestFullscreen) el.webkitRequestFullscreen();
-        document.addEventListener("fullscreenchange", () => {
-          if (!document.fullscreenElement && _recursive) setTimeout(_fs, 100);
-        });
-      };
-    },
-
-    jumpscare(imgUrl, sfxUrl) {
-      return function _js() {
-        const div = document.createElement("div");
-        div.style.cssText = "position:fixed;top:0;left:0;width:100vw;height:100vh;z-index:99999;background:#000;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;";
-        const img = document.createElement("img");
-        img.src = imgUrl; img.style.cssText = "max-width:100%;max-height:100%;object-fit:contain;";
-        div.appendChild(img); document.body.appendChild(div); _track(div, "htmlNodes");
-        if (sfxUrl) _loadAndPlay(_parseAudioUrl(sfxUrl));
-        const ctx = _currentScript(); if (ctx) ctx.htmlNodes.push(div);
-        if (_recursive) setTimeout(() => { div.remove(); _js(); }, 1000);
-      };
-    },
-
-    scream() {
-      return function _scream() {
-        const ctx = _getAudioCtx();
-        const osc = ctx.createOscillator();
-        const gain = ctx.createGain();
-        osc.type = "sawtooth"; osc.frequency.value = 880;
-        osc.frequency.linearRampToValueAtTime(440, ctx.currentTime + 1);
-        osc.frequency.linearRampToValueAtTime(1760, ctx.currentTime + 2);
-        gain.gain.value = Math.min(_volume / 100, 10);
-        osc.connect(gain); gain.connect(ctx.destination);
-        osc.start(); setTimeout(() => osc.stop(), 2000);
-        if (_recursive) setTimeout(_scream, 2100);
-      };
-    },
-
-    noise(durationSec) {
-      const dur = durationSec || 1;
-      return function _noise() {
-        const source = _whiteNoise(dur);
-        source.start(); source.stop(_getAudioCtx().currentTime + dur);
-        if (_recursive) setTimeout(_noise, dur * 1000 + 100);
-      };
-    },
-
-    haunt() {
-      const msgs = ["👁️", "i see you", "leave.", "you can't close this", "help", "HA", "why", "🩸", "turn around"];
-      return function _haunt() {
-        const span = document.createElement("div");
-        span.textContent = msgs[Math.floor(Math.random() * msgs.length)];
-        span.style.cssText = `position:fixed;left:${Math.random()*90}vw;top:${Math.random()*90}vh;font-size:${16+Math.random()*40}px;color:rgba(255,0,0,${0.3+Math.random()*0.7});pointer-events:none;z-index:99990;font-family:serif;font-style:italic;transition:opacity 1s;text-shadow:0 0 10px red;`;
-        document.body.appendChild(span); _track(span, "htmlNodes");
-        setTimeout(() => { span.style.opacity = "0"; setTimeout(() => span.remove(), 1000); }, 1500);
-        if (_recursive) setTimeout(_haunt, 800 + Math.random() * 1200);
-      };
-    },
-
-    fakeCursor() {
-      return function() {
-        const cur = document.createElement("div");
-        cur.textContent = "🖱️";
-        cur.style.cssText = "position:fixed;font-size:20px;pointer-events:none;z-index:999999;transition:left 0.2s,top 0.2s;";
-        document.body.appendChild(cur); _track(cur, "htmlNodes");
-        let mx = 0, my = 0;
-        document.addEventListener("mousemove", e => { mx = e.clientX; my = e.clientY; });
-        _track(setInterval(() => {
-          cur.style.left = (mx + 15 + Math.sin(Date.now() / 200) * 10) + "px";
-          cur.style.top  = (my + 15 + Math.cos(Date.now() / 200) * 10) + "px";
-        }, 50), "intervals");
-      };
-    },
-
-    gravityWarp() {
-      return function _gw() {
-        [...document.querySelectorAll("p,h1,h2,h3,h4,img,div,a,button,span")]
-          .filter(e => e.children.length === 0 || e.tagName === "IMG")
-          .forEach(el => {
-            if (el.dataset.idiotikGravity) return;
-            el.dataset.idiotikGravity = "1";
-            const orig = el.style.transform; let vy = 0;
-            const id = setInterval(() => {
-              vy += 0.5;
-              const cur = parseFloat(el.dataset.gy || "0");
-              el.dataset.gy = cur + vy;
-              el.style.transform = `${orig} translateY(${cur}px) rotate(${cur * 0.1}deg)`;
-              if (cur > window.innerHeight * 1.5) clearInterval(id);
-            }, 50);
-          });
-        if (_recursive) setTimeout(_gw, 5000);
-      };
-    },
-
-    audio(urlOrFile) {
-      const parsed = _parseAudioUrl(urlOrFile);
-      return async function _audio() {
-        const source = await _loadAndPlay(parsed);
-        const ctx = _currentScript(); if (ctx) ctx.audioSources.push(source);
-        if (_recursive) source.addEventListener?.("ended", _audio);
-      };
-    },
-
-    effect(name) {
-      return function() {
-        if (_effectImpls[name]) { _activeEffects.add(name); _effectImpls[name](); }
-        else console.warn(`idiotik.effect: unknown effect "${name}"`);
-      };
-    },
-
-    cleareffects() {
-      _activeEffects.clear();
-      document.querySelectorAll("[id^='__idiotik_']").forEach(el => el.remove());
-      document.body.style.animation = "";
-      document.body.style.filter    = "";
-    },
-
-    cursor(preset) {
-      return function() {
-        const val = _cursorPresets[preset];
-        if (!val) { document.body.style.cursor = `url(${preset}), auto`; return; }
-        if (val === "__rainbow__") {
-          let h = 0;
-          _track(setInterval(() => {
-            const svg = `<svg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' width='20' height='20'><circle cx='10' cy='10' r='10' fill='hsl(${h},100%,50%)'/></svg>`;
-            document.body.style.cursor = `url("data:image/svg+xml,${encodeURIComponent(svg)}"), auto`;
-            h = (h + 10) % 360;
-          }, 50), "intervals");
-        } else if (val === "__wiggle__") {
-          document.addEventListener("mousemove", () => {
-            const offset = Math.sin(Date.now() / 100) * 10;
-            document.body.style.cursor = `url("data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' width='20' height='20'><text y='16' font-size='16'>👆</text></svg>") ${offset} 0, auto`;
-          });
-        } else if (val === "__explode__") {
-          document.addEventListener("click", e => {
-            for (let i = 0; i < 12; i++) {
-              const p = document.createElement("div");
-              p.textContent = ["💥","✨","⭐","🔥"][i % 4];
-              p.style.cssText = `position:fixed;left:${e.clientX}px;top:${e.clientY}px;font-size:20px;pointer-events:none;z-index:99999;transition:all 0.6s;`;
-              document.body.appendChild(p); _track(p, "htmlNodes");
-              const angle = (i / 12) * 2 * Math.PI;
-              setTimeout(() => { p.style.transform = `translate(${Math.cos(angle)*60}px,${Math.sin(angle)*60}px)`; p.style.opacity = "0"; }, 10);
-              setTimeout(() => p.remove(), 700);
-            }
-          });
-        } else if (val === "__ghost__") {
-          document.body.style.cursor = "none";
-          const ghost = document.createElement("div");
-          ghost.textContent = "👻";
-          ghost.style.cssText = "position:fixed;font-size:24px;pointer-events:none;z-index:999999;transition:left 0.4s ease,top 0.4s ease;";
-          document.body.appendChild(ghost); _track(ghost, "htmlNodes");
-          let gx = 0, gy = 0;
-          document.addEventListener("mousemove", e => { gx = e.clientX; gy = e.clientY; });
-          _track(setInterval(() => {
-            ghost.style.left = gx + "px"; ghost.style.top = gy + "px";
-            ghost.style.opacity = (0.5 + 0.5 * Math.sin(Date.now() / 300)).toString();
-          }, 50), "intervals");
-        } else if (val === "__eyes__") {
-          document.body.style.cursor = "none";
-          ["left:30vw", "left:60vw"].forEach(pos => {
-            const eye = document.createElement("div");
-            eye.style.cssText = `position:fixed;top:50vh;${pos};font-size:48px;pointer-events:none;z-index:999999;transition:transform 0.1s;`;
-            eye.textContent = "👁️"; document.body.appendChild(eye); _track(eye, "htmlNodes");
-          });
-          document.addEventListener("mousemove", e => {
-            document.querySelectorAll("[style*='👁️']").forEach(el => {
-              const rect = el.getBoundingClientRect();
-              const dx = e.clientX - (rect.left + rect.width / 2);
-              const dy = e.clientY - (rect.top  + rect.height / 2);
-              el.style.transform = `rotate(${Math.atan2(dy, dx)}rad)`;
-            });
-          });
-        } else {
-          document.body.style.cursor = val;
-        }
-      };
-    },
-
-  };
-
-  // ─── EXPORT ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  if (typeof module !== "undefined" && module.exports) {
-    module.exports = idiotik;
-  } else {
-    global.idiotik = idiotik;
-  }
-
-})(typeof window !== "undefined" ? window : global);
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