idiotik.js 1.0.15 → 1.0.16

package/package.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
   "name": "idiotik.js",
-  "version": "1.0.15",
+  "version": "1.0.16",
   "description": "youareanidiot-style chaos toolkit for the browser",
   "main": "src/idiotik.js",
   "scripts": {

package/src/idiotik.js

@@ -1,1123 +1 @@
-/**
- * idiotik.js — youareanidiot-style chaos toolkit
- * recursive by default. you were warned.
- *
- * CHANGES v2:
- *  - idiotik.start() with no args (or called after queuing) fires ALL queued tasks at once
- *  - idiotik.start(n) fires the last n queued tasks (number overload)
- *  - tasks are auto-queued when you call idiotik.effect(), idiotik.say(), etc. without wrapping in start()
- *  - recursive mode is INSTANT: spawns a new window the moment the page loads, not on an event
- *  - beforeunload + unload + visibilitychange + pagehide ALL spawn more windows to prevent escape
- *  - new effects: pixelate, zoom, bounce, vhs, static, darkmode, flip, blur
- *  - new chaos methods: ghost(), keylogger(), fakeCursor(), gravityWarp(), haunt()
- *  - audio: distortion node added to chain, white noise generator
- *  - cursor: new "ghost" and "eyes" presets
- *  - idiotik.nuke() — kills everything idiotik created
- *  - idiotik.status() — logs what's currently running
- */
-
-(function (global) {
-
-  // ─── GLOBAL STATE ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  let _recursive    = true;
-  let _volume       = 100;
-  let _popup        = true;
-  let _activeScripts = {};
-  let _activeEffects = new Set();
-  let _audioCtx     = null;
-  let _scriptStack  = [];
-
-  // NEW: task queue — every action registers here; idiotik.start() fires them
-  let _taskQueue    = [];
-
-  // NEW: track all spawned windows so we can spam them
-  let _spawnedWindows = [];
-
-  // NEW: track all global intervals/timeouts for nuke()
-  let _globalIntervals = [];
-  let _globalTimeouts  = [];
-  let _globalNodes     = [];
-
-  // ─── RECURSIVE SPAWN ENGINE ─────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  // Called once on load when recursive=true, and on every unload attempt.
-  // Spawns a new copy of the current page in a popup immediately.
-  function _spawnWindow() {
-    try {
-      const w = window.open(window.location.href, "_blank",
-        "width=" + (300 + Math.random() * 700 | 0) +
-        ",height=" + (200 + Math.random() * 500 | 0) +
-        ",toolbar=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes"
-      );
-      if (w) {
-        _spawnedWindows.push(w);
-        // ping alive children and respawn any that closed
-        const id = setInterval(() => {
-          if (w.closed) {
-            clearInterval(id);
-            if (_recursive) _spawnWindow();
-          }
-        }, 500);
-        _globalIntervals.push(id);
-      }
-    } catch(e) {}
-  }
-
-  function _initRecursion() {
-    if (!_recursive) return;
-
-    // Spawn IMMEDIATELY — don't wait for any event
-    _spawnWindow();
-
-    // Also spawn on every possible exit path
-    const _blockAndSpawn = function(e) {
-      if (!_recursive) return;
-      _spawnWindow();
-      _spawnWindow(); // double-tap
-      e.preventDefault();
-      e.returnValue = "";
-      return "";
-    };
-
-    window.addEventListener("beforeunload",     _blockAndSpawn,        { capture: true });
-    window.addEventListener("unload",           () => { if (_recursive) { _spawnWindow(); _spawnWindow(); } }, { capture: true });
-    window.addEventListener("pagehide",         () => { if (_recursive) { _spawnWindow(); _spawnWindow(); } }, { capture: true });
-    document.addEventListener("visibilitychange", () => {
-      if (document.hidden && _recursive) {
-        _spawnWindow();
-        _spawnWindow();
-      }
-    });
-
-    // Keep an eye on focus — if user tries to leave, spawn
-    window.addEventListener("blur", () => {
-      if (_recursive) setTimeout(_spawnWindow, 50);
-    });
-  }
-
-  // Run recursion engine as soon as DOM is ready
-  if (document.readyState === "loading") {
-    document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", _initRecursion);
-  } else {
-    // Already loaded — fire immediately
-    setTimeout(_initRecursion, 0);
-  }
-
-  // ─── PRESET REGISTRY ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  const _presets = {
-    classic: function() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.say("YOU ARE AN IDIOT HA HA HA HA HA HA"));
-      idiotik.repeat("inf");
-      idiotik.continue;
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
-    },
-    nuclear: function() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.volume(5000);
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("glitch"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("spin"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("matrix"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("vhs"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("static"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("zoom"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.fullscreen())();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.freeze())();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("none"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.haunt())();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.say("💀💀💀 YOU ARE SO COOKED 💀💀💀"));
-      idiotik.repeat("inf");
-    },
-    mild: function() {
-      idiotik.recursive("no");
-      idiotik.volume(100);
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.say("gotcha lol"));
-      idiotik.repeat(5);
-    },
-    rickroll: function() {
-      idiotik.recursive("no");
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.redirect("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"))();
-    },
-    jumpscare: function() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.volume(300);
-      idiotik.wait(3000).then(() => {
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("glitch"))();
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.jumpscare(
-          "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Camponotus_flavomarginatus_ant.jpg/640px-Camponotus_flavomarginatus_ant.jpg"
-        ))();
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
-      });
-    },
-    epilepsy: function() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.volume(450);
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("glitch"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("invert"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("static"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("rainbow"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
-    },
-    robux: function() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.volume(200);
-      idiotik.script();
-        idiotik.id("robux");
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.say("FREE ROBUX AT PORNHUB.COM!!!"));
-        idiotik.repeat("inf");
-        idiotik.continue;
-      idiotik.end();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("explode"))();
-    },
-    villain: function() {
-      idiotik.recursive("no");
-      idiotik.volume(150);
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("matrix"))();
-      idiotik.wait(2000).then(() => {
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("glitch"))();
-      });
-      idiotik.wait(4000).then(() => {
-        idiotik.volume(500);
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
-        idiotik.recursive("yes");
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.say("did you really think you were safe 🗿"));
-        idiotik.repeat("inf");
-      });
-    },
-    melt: function() {
-      idiotik.recursive("no");
-      idiotik.volume(100);
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("melt"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("spin"))();
-      idiotik.wait(3000).then(() => {
-        idiotik.volume(300);
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))();
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
-      });
-    },
-    haunted: function() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.volume(80);
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("vhs"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("glitch"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("ghost"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.haunt())();
-      idiotik.wait(5000).then(() => {
-        idiotik.volume(600);
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("flip"))();
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.say("👁️ i was here the whole time 👁️"));
-        idiotik.repeat("inf");
-      });
-    },
-    gravity: function() {
-      idiotik.recursive("yes");
-      idiotik.volume(200);
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.gravityWarp())();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("melt"))();
-      idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("eyes"))();
-      idiotik.wait(3000).then(() => {
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))();
-        idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
-      });
-    },
-  };
-
-  // ─── HELPERS ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  function _getAudioCtx() {
-    if (!_audioCtx) _audioCtx = new (window.AudioContext || window.webkitAudioContext)();
-    return _audioCtx;
-  }
-
-  function _currentScript() {
-    return _scriptStack.length ? _scriptStack[_scriptStack.length - 1] : null;
-  }
-
-  function _requireScript(name) {
-    if (!_currentScript()) throw new Error(`idiotik.${name}() must be inside idiotik.script()`);
-  }
-
-  function _track(thing, type) {
-    const ctx = _currentScript();
-    if (ctx) {
-      ctx[type] = ctx[type] || [];
-      ctx[type].push(thing);
-    } else {
-      // track globally for nuke()
-      if (type === "intervals") _globalIntervals.push(thing);
-      if (type === "timeouts")  _globalTimeouts.push(thing);
-      if (type === "htmlNodes") _globalNodes.push(thing);
-    }
-  }
-
-  function _buildAudioChain(buffer) {
-    const ctx = _getAudioCtx();
-    const source = ctx.createBufferSource();
-    source.buffer = buffer;
-    source.loop = true;
-    const gainNode = ctx.createGain();
-    const rawVol = _volume;
-    if (rawVol <= 200) {
-      gainNode.gain.value = rawVol / 100;
-    } else {
-      gainNode.gain.value = Math.min(rawVol / 100, 50);
-    }
-    let lastNode = source;
-
-    // Bass boost
-    if (rawVol > 200) {
-      const bassBoost = ctx.createBiquadFilter();
-      bassBoost.type = "lowshelf";
-      bassBoost.frequency.value = 200;
-      bassBoost.gain.value = Math.min(((rawVol - 200) / 4800) * 40, 40);
-      lastNode.connect(bassBoost);
-      lastNode = bassBoost;
-    }
-
-    // Full EQ massacre
-    if (rawVol >= 450) {
-      const bands = [
-        { type: "lowshelf",  freq: 60,    gain: 40 },
-        { type: "peaking",   freq: 250,   gain: 40 },
-        { type: "peaking",   freq: 500,   gain: 40 },
-        { type: "peaking",   freq: 1500,  gain: 40 },
-        { type: "peaking",   freq: 4000,  gain: 40 },
-        { type: "peaking",   freq: 8000,  gain: 40 },
-        { type: "highshelf", freq: 16000, gain: 40 },
-      ];
-      for (const b of bands) {
-        const f = ctx.createBiquadFilter();
-        f.type = b.type;
-        f.frequency.value = b.freq;
-        f.gain.value = b.gain;
-        lastNode.connect(f);
-        lastNode = f;
-      }
-    }
-
-    // NEW: distortion at high volumes
-    if (rawVol >= 300) {
-      const dist = ctx.createWaveShaper();
-      const curve = new Float32Array(256);
-      const k = Math.min((rawVol - 300) / 10, 400);
-      for (let i = 0; i < 256; i++) {
-        const x = (i * 2) / 256 - 1;
-        curve[i] = ((Math.PI + k) * x) / (Math.PI + k * Math.abs(x));
-      }
-      dist.curve = curve;
-      dist.oversample = "4x";
-      lastNode.connect(dist);
-      lastNode = dist;
-    }
-
-    lastNode.connect(gainNode);
-    gainNode.connect(ctx.destination);
-    return source;
-  }
-
-  async function _loadAndPlay(url) {
-    const ctx = _getAudioCtx();
-    const resp = await fetch(url);
-    const arrayBuf = await resp.arrayBuffer();
-    const audioBuf = await ctx.decodeAudioData(arrayBuf);
-    const source = _buildAudioChain(audioBuf);
-    source.start(0);
-    return source;
-  }
-
-  function _parseAudioUrl(urlOrFile) {
-    if (typeof urlOrFile === "string" && urlOrFile.startsWith("file://")) {
-      return urlOrFile.replace("file://", "");
-    }
-    return urlOrFile;
-  }
-
-  // NEW: white noise generator
-  function _whiteNoise(durationSec) {
-    const ctx = _getAudioCtx();
-    const bufferSize = ctx.sampleRate * durationSec;
-    const buffer = ctx.createBuffer(1, bufferSize, ctx.sampleRate);
-    const data = buffer.getChannelData(0);
-    for (let i = 0; i < bufferSize; i++) data[i] = Math.random() * 2 - 1;
-    const source = ctx.createBufferSource();
-    source.buffer = buffer;
-    const gain = ctx.createGain();
-    gain.gain.value = Math.min(_volume / 100, 5);
-    source.connect(gain);
-    gain.connect(ctx.destination);
-    return source;
-  }
-
-  // ─── CURSOR PRESETS ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  const _cursorPresets = {
-    hand:      "pointer",
-    none:      "none",
-    crosshair: "crosshair",
-    wait:      "wait",
-    rainbow:   "__rainbow__",
-    wiggle:    "__wiggle__",
-    explode:   "__explode__",
-    ghost:     "__ghost__",    // NEW
-    eyes:      "__eyes__",     // NEW
-  };
-
-  // ─── EFFECT IMPLEMENTATIONS ─────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  const _effectImpls = {
-    shake() {
-      const styleId = "__idiotik_shake__";
-      if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style");
-      s.id = styleId;
-      s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiotik_shake { 0%,100%{transform:translate(0,0)} 10%{transform:translate(-8px,8px)} 20%{transform:translate(8px,-8px)} 30%{transform:translate(-8px,0)} 40%{transform:translate(8px,8px)} 50%{transform:translate(-4px,-4px)} 60%{transform:translate(4px,4px)} 70%{transform:translate(-8px,8px)} 80%{transform:translate(8px,-8px)} 90%{transform:translate(-4px,4px)} }
-        body { animation: __idiotik_shake 0.3s infinite; }
-      `;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    spin() {
-      const styleId = "__idiotik_spin__";
-      if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style");
-      s.id = styleId;
-      s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiotik_spin { from{transform:rotate(0deg)} to{transform:rotate(360deg)} }
-        body { animation: __idiotik_spin 2s linear infinite; transform-origin: center center; }
-      `;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    glitch() {
-      const styleId = "__idiotik_glitch__";
-      if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style");
-      s.id = styleId;
-      s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiotik_glitch1 { 0%,100%{clip-path:inset(0 0 95% 0)} 25%{clip-path:inset(30% 0 50% 0)} 50%{clip-path:inset(60% 0 20% 0)} 75%{clip-path:inset(10% 0 80% 0)} }
-        @keyframes __idiotik_glitch2 { 0%,100%{clip-path:inset(80% 0 5% 0);transform:translate(-5px,0)} 25%{clip-path:inset(20% 0 70% 0);transform:translate(5px,0)} 50%{clip-path:inset(50% 0 30% 0);transform:translate(-3px,0)} 75%{clip-path:inset(5% 0 90% 0);transform:translate(3px,0)} }
-        body::before, body::after { content:''; position:fixed; top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%; background:inherit; pointer-events:none; z-index:9999; }
-        body::before { animation: __idiotik_glitch1 0.4s infinite; color:red; text-shadow:2px 0 red; }
-        body::after  { animation: __idiotik_glitch2 0.4s infinite; color:blue; text-shadow:-2px 0 blue; }
-      `;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    rainbow() {
-      const styleId = "__idiotik_rainbow__";
-      if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style");
-      s.id = styleId;
-      s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiotik_rainbow { 0%{background:#ff0000} 15%{background:#ff8800} 30%{background:#ffff00} 45%{background:#00ff00} 60%{background:#0000ff} 75%{background:#8800ff} 90%{background:#ff00ff} 100%{background:#ff0000} }
-        body { animation: __idiotik_rainbow 0.5s infinite; }
-      `;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    invert() {
-      const styleId = "__idiotik_invert__";
-      if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style");
-      s.id = styleId;
-      s.textContent = `body { filter: invert(1); }`;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-    matrix() {
-      const canvasId = "__idiotik_matrix__";
-      if (document.getElementById(canvasId)) return;
-      const canvas = document.createElement("canvas");
-      canvas.id = canvasId;
-      canvas.style.cssText = "position:fixed;top:0;left:0;z-index:9998;pointer-events:none;width:100vw;height:100vh;opacity:0.7;";
-      document.body.appendChild(canvas);
-      _track(canvas, "htmlNodes");
-      const ctx = canvas.getContext("2d");
-      canvas.width = window.innerWidth;
-      canvas.height = window.innerHeight;
-      const cols = Math.floor(canvas.width / 16);
-      const drops = Array(cols).fill(1);
-      const chars = "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789@#$%^&*()";
-      const id = setInterval(() => {
-        ctx.fillStyle = "rgba(0,0,0,0.05)";
-        ctx.fillRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height);
-        ctx.fillStyle = "#0f0";
-        ctx.font = "16px monospace";
-        drops.forEach((y, i) => {
-          const ch = chars[Math.floor(Math.random() * chars.length)];
-          ctx.fillText(ch, i * 16, y * 16);
-          if (y * 16 > canvas.height && Math.random() > 0.975) drops[i] = 0;
-          drops[i]++;
-        });
-      }, 50);
-      _track(id, "intervals");
-    },
-    melt() {
-      const styleId = "__idiotik_melt__";
-      if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style");
-      s.id = styleId;
-      s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiotik_melt { 0%{transform:skewY(0deg) scaleY(1)} 50%{transform:skewY(5deg) scaleY(1.1)} 100%{transform:skewY(-3deg) scaleY(0.9)} }
-        body { animation: __idiotik_melt 1s ease-in-out infinite alternate; transform-origin: bottom; }
-      `;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-
-    // ── NEW EFFECTS ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    vhs() {
-      // VHS scanlines + tracking error
-      const styleId = "__idiotik_vhs__";
-      if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style");
-      s.id = styleId;
-      s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiotik_vhs_scan { 0%{top:-100%} 100%{top:100%} }
-        @keyframes __idiotik_vhs_track { 0%,95%{transform:none} 96%{transform:translate(-4px,0) skewX(-0.5deg)} 97%{transform:translate(4px,0) skewX(0.5deg)} 98%{transform:translate(-2px,0)} 100%{transform:none} }
-        body { animation: __idiotik_vhs_track 3s infinite; }
-        body::before {
-          content:''; position:fixed; top:0; left:0; width:100%; height:3px;
-          background:rgba(255,255,255,0.15); z-index:99999; pointer-events:none;
-          animation: __idiotik_vhs_scan 4s linear infinite;
-        }
-        body::after {
-          content:''; position:fixed; top:0; left:0; width:100%; height:100%;
-          background:repeating-linear-gradient(0deg,transparent,transparent 2px,rgba(0,0,0,0.08) 2px,rgba(0,0,0,0.08) 4px);
-          pointer-events:none; z-index:99998;
-        }
-      `;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-
-    static() {
-      // TV static noise overlay on canvas
-      const canvasId = "__idiotik_static__";
-      if (document.getElementById(canvasId)) return;
-      const canvas = document.createElement("canvas");
-      canvas.id = canvasId;
-      canvas.width = 256; canvas.height = 256;
-      canvas.style.cssText = "position:fixed;top:0;left:0;width:100vw;height:100vh;z-index:9997;pointer-events:none;opacity:0.12;image-rendering:pixelated;";
-      document.body.appendChild(canvas);
-      _track(canvas, "htmlNodes");
-      const ctx = canvas.getContext("2d");
-      const id = setInterval(() => {
-        const img = ctx.createImageData(256, 256);
-        for (let i = 0; i < img.data.length; i += 4) {
-          const v = Math.random() * 255 | 0;
-          img.data[i] = img.data[i+1] = img.data[i+2] = v;
-          img.data[i+3] = 255;
-        }
-        ctx.putImageData(img, 0, 0);
-      }, 40);
-      _track(id, "intervals");
-    },
-
-    zoom() {
-      const styleId = "__idiotik_zoom__";
-      if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style");
-      s.id = styleId;
-      s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiotik_zoom { 0%,100%{transform:scale(1)} 50%{transform:scale(1.08)} }
-        body { animation: __idiotik_zoom 0.8s ease-in-out infinite; }
-      `;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-
-    bounce() {
-      const styleId = "__idiotik_bounce__";
-      if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style");
-      s.id = styleId;
-      s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiotik_bounce { 0%,100%{transform:translateY(0)} 50%{transform:translateY(-20px)} }
-        body { animation: __idiotik_bounce 0.5s ease-in-out infinite; }
-      `;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-
-    flip() {
-      const styleId = "__idiotik_flip__";
-      if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style");
-      s.id = styleId;
-      s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiotik_flip { 0%,100%{transform:scaleX(1)} 50%{transform:scaleX(-1)} }
-        body { animation: __idiotik_flip 1s step-end infinite; }
-      `;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-
-    blur() {
-      const styleId = "__idiotik_blur__";
-      if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style");
-      s.id = styleId;
-      s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiotik_blur { 0%,100%{filter:blur(0px)} 50%{filter:blur(8px)} }
-        body { animation: __idiotik_blur 1s ease-in-out infinite; }
-      `;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-
-    darkmode() {
-      const styleId = "__idiotik_darkmode__";
-      if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
-      const s = document.createElement("style");
-      s.id = styleId;
-      s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiotik_dark { 0%,100%{filter:brightness(1)} 50%{filter:brightness(0)} }
-        body { animation: __idiotik_dark 0.3s step-end infinite; }
-      `;
-      document.head.appendChild(s);
-    },
-
-    pixelate() {
-      // Shrink a canvas copy on top of page
-      const canvasId = "__idiotik_pixelate__";
-      if (document.getElementById(canvasId)) return;
-      const canvas = document.createElement("canvas");
-      canvas.id = canvasId;
-      canvas.style.cssText = "position:fixed;top:0;left:0;width:100vw;height:100vh;z-index:9996;pointer-events:none;image-rendering:pixelated;";
-      canvas.width  = 64;
-      canvas.height = 36;
-      document.body.appendChild(canvas);
-      _track(canvas, "htmlNodes");
-      const ctx = canvas.getContext("2d");
-      let level = 0;
-      const id = setInterval(() => {
-        try {
-          ctx.drawImage(document.documentElement, 0, 0, 64, 36);
-        } catch(e) {
-          ctx.fillStyle = `hsl(${level * 10},100%,50%)`;
-          ctx.fillRect(0, 0, 64, 36);
-        }
-        level = (level + 1) % 36;
-      }, 100);
-      _track(id, "intervals");
-    },
-  };
-
-  // ─── CORE OBJECT ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  const idiotik = {
-
-    // ── GLOBAL TOGGLES ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    recursive(val) {
-      _recursive = (val === true || val === "yes" || val === 1);
-      if (_recursive) _initRecursion(); // can be toggled on mid-session
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    volume(n) {
-      _volume = Math.max(0, Math.min(5000, Number(n)));
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    popup(val) {
-      _popup = (val === true || val === "yes" || val === 1);
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // ── PRESET SYSTEM ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    preset(name) {
-      return function() {
-        if (_presets[name]) {
-          _presets[name]();
-        } else {
-          console.warn(`idiotik.preset: unknown preset "${name}". run idiotik.list() to see available presets.`);
-        }
-      };
-    },
-
-    list() {
-      const names = Object.keys(_presets);
-      console.log(`%cidiotik.js — available presets (${names.length})`, "font-weight:bold;color:#ff4444;font-size:14px;");
-      names.forEach(n => console.log(`  %c• ${n}`, "color:#ffcc00;"));
-      console.log('%cusage: idiotik.start(idiotik.preset("name"))()', "color:#aaa;font-style:italic;");
-      return names;
-    },
-
-    registerPreset(name, fn) {
-      _presets[name] = fn;
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // ── SCRIPT CONTEXT ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    script() {
-      const ctx = {
-        id: null,
-        intervals: [],
-        timeouts: [],
-        audioSources: [],
-        htmlNodes: [],
-        _html: null,
-      };
-      _scriptStack.push(ctx);
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    id(name) {
-      _requireScript("id");
-      const ctx = _currentScript();
-      ctx.id = name;
-      _activeScripts[name] = ctx;
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    html(code) {
-      _requireScript("html");
-      const ctx = _currentScript();
-      ctx._html = code;
-      const div = document.createElement("div");
-      div.innerHTML = code;
-      document.body.appendChild(div);
-      ctx.htmlNodes.push(div);
-      if (_recursive) {
-        const id = setInterval(() => {
-          const d = document.createElement("div");
-          d.innerHTML = code;
-          document.body.appendChild(d);
-          ctx.htmlNodes.push(d);
-        }, 500);
-        ctx.intervals.push(id);
-      }
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    end() {
-      if (!_currentScript()) throw new Error("idiotik.end() called outside a script");
-      _scriptStack.pop();
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // ── FLOW CONTROL ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    /**
-     * NEW OVERLOADED start():
-     *
-     *   idiotik.start()          → fires ALL queued tasks
-     *   idiotik.start(n)         → fires last n queued tasks (number)
-     *   idiotik.start(fn)        → fires fn immediately (original behavior), queues it for batch
-     */
-    start(ref) {
-      // number overload — fire last n from queue
-      if (typeof ref === "number") {
-        const tasks = _taskQueue.slice(-ref);
-        tasks.forEach(fn => { try { fn(); } catch(e) {} });
-        return idiotik;
-      }
-
-      // no arg — fire ALL queued tasks
-      if (ref === undefined || ref === null) {
-        const tasks = [..._taskQueue];
-        _taskQueue = [];
-        tasks.forEach(fn => { try { fn(); } catch(e) {} });
-        return idiotik;
-      }
-
-      // function — original behavior: run it now AND queue it
-      if (typeof ref === "function") {
-        _taskQueue.push(ref);
-        ref();
-      }
-
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // Queue a task without running it yet (use with idiotik.start())
-    queue(ref) {
-      if (typeof ref === "function") _taskQueue.push(ref);
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // Clear the task queue without firing
-    clearQueue() {
-      _taskQueue = [];
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    repeat(n) {
-      const queue = [..._taskQueue];
-      if (!queue.length) return idiotik;
-      const fn = queue[queue.length - 1]; // repeat last queued task
-      const infinite = (n === Infinity || n === "inf" || n === "Infinity");
-      if (infinite) {
-        const id = setInterval(() => fn(), 100);
-        _track(id, "intervals");
-      } else {
-        let count = 0;
-        const id = setInterval(() => {
-          fn();
-          count++;
-          if (count >= n) clearInterval(id);
-        }, 100);
-        _track(id, "intervals");
-      }
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    get continue() {
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    wait(ms) {
-      return new Promise(resolve => {
-        const id = setTimeout(resolve, ms);
-        _track(id, "timeouts");
-      });
-    },
-
-    halt(name) {
-      const ctx = _activeScripts[name];
-      if (!ctx) return idiotik;
-      (ctx.intervals    || []).forEach(id => clearInterval(id));
-      (ctx.timeouts     || []).forEach(id => clearTimeout(id));
-      (ctx.audioSources || []).forEach(s => { try { s.stop(); } catch(e){} });
-      (ctx.htmlNodes    || []).forEach(n => { try { n.remove(); } catch(e){} });
-      delete _activeScripts[name];
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // NEW: kill literally everything idiotik created
-    nuke() {
-      _recursive = false;
-      _taskQueue = [];
-      _globalIntervals.forEach(id => clearInterval(id));
-      _globalTimeouts.forEach(id => clearTimeout(id));
-      _globalNodes.forEach(n => { try { n.remove(); } catch(e){} });
-      _globalIntervals = []; _globalTimeouts = []; _globalNodes = [];
-      Object.keys(_activeScripts).forEach(k => idiotik.halt(k));
-      idiotik.cleareffects();
-      document.body.style.cssText = "";
-      document.body.style.cursor = "";
-      if (_audioCtx) { try { _audioCtx.close(); } catch(e){} _audioCtx = null; }
-      _spawnedWindows.forEach(w => { try { w.close(); } catch(e){} });
-      _spawnedWindows = [];
-      console.log("%cidiotik: nuked. RIP.", "color:#ff4444;font-weight:bold;");
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // NEW: log what's currently active
-    status() {
-      console.log("%cidiotik STATUS", "color:#ff4444;font-weight:bold;font-size:14px;");
-      console.log("  recursive:", _recursive);
-      console.log("  volume:", _volume);
-      console.log("  popup:", _popup);
-      console.log("  active effects:", [..._activeEffects]);
-      console.log("  queued tasks:", _taskQueue.length);
-      console.log("  active scripts:", Object.keys(_activeScripts));
-      console.log("  spawned windows:", _spawnedWindows.filter(w => !w.closed).length);
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // ── CONDITIONAL ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    _ifResult: null,
-
-    if(condition) {
-      idiotik._ifResult = !!condition;
-      return {
-        then(fn) {
-          if (idiotik._ifResult) fn();
-          return { else(fn2) { if (!idiotik._ifResult) fn2(); return idiotik; } };
-        }
-      };
-    },
-
-    else(fn) {
-      if (!idiotik._ifResult) fn();
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    random(...methods) {
-      const pick = methods[Math.floor(Math.random() * methods.length)];
-      if (typeof pick === "function") pick();
-      return idiotik;
-    },
-
-    // ── CHAOS METHODS ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    say(msg) {
-      return function _say() {
-        if (_popup) {
-          const w = window.open("", "_blank", "width=300,height=150,toolbar=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no");
-          if (w) {
-            w.document.write(`<html><body style="margin:0;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;height:100vh;font-family:Comic Sans MS,cursive;font-size:1.2rem;background:#fff;text-align:center;padding:1rem;">${msg}</body></html>`);
-            w.document.close();
-            if (_recursive) w.onload = () => setTimeout(_say, 100);
-            if (_recursive) setTimeout(_say, 100);
-          }
-        } else {
-          alert(msg);
-          if (_recursive) setTimeout(() => _say(), 0);
-        }
-      };
-    },
-
-    redirect(url) {
-      return function() { window.location.href = url; };
-    },
-
-    freeze() {
-      return function() {
-        document.addEventListener("keydown",     e => e.preventDefault(), true);
-        document.addEventListener("mousedown",   e => e.preventDefault(), true);
-        document.addEventListener("contextmenu", e => e.preventDefault(), true);
-      };
-    },
-
-    fullscreen() {
-      return function _fs() {
-        const el = document.documentElement;
-        if (el.requestFullscreen) el.requestFullscreen();
-        else if (el.webkitRequestFullscreen) el.webkitRequestFullscreen();
-        document.addEventListener("fullscreenchange", () => {
-          if (!document.fullscreenElement && _recursive) setTimeout(_fs, 100);
-        });
-      };
-    },
-
-    jumpscare(imgUrl, sfxUrl) {
-      return function _js() {
-        const div = document.createElement("div");
-        div.style.cssText = "position:fixed;top:0;left:0;width:100vw;height:100vh;z-index:99999;background:#000;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;";
-        const img = document.createElement("img");
-        img.src = imgUrl;
-        img.style.cssText = "max-width:100%;max-height:100%;object-fit:contain;";
-        div.appendChild(img);
-        document.body.appendChild(div);
-        _track(div, "htmlNodes");
-        if (sfxUrl) _loadAndPlay(_parseAudioUrl(sfxUrl));
-        const ctx = _currentScript();
-        if (ctx) ctx.htmlNodes.push(div);
-        if (_recursive) setTimeout(() => { div.remove(); _js(); }, 1000);
-      };
-    },
-
-    scream() {
-      return function _scream() {
-        const ctx = _getAudioCtx();
-        const osc = ctx.createOscillator();
-        const gain = ctx.createGain();
-        osc.type = "sawtooth";
-        osc.frequency.value = 880;
-        // NEW: pitch sweep
-        osc.frequency.linearRampToValueAtTime(440, ctx.currentTime + 1);
-        osc.frequency.linearRampToValueAtTime(1760, ctx.currentTime + 2);
-        gain.gain.value = Math.min(_volume / 100, 10);
-        osc.connect(gain);
-        gain.connect(ctx.destination);
-        osc.start();
-        setTimeout(() => osc.stop(), 2000);
-        if (_recursive) setTimeout(_scream, 2100);
-      };
-    },
-
-    // NEW: white noise burst
-    noise(durationSec) {
-      const dur = durationSec || 1;
-      return function _noise() {
-        const source = _whiteNoise(dur);
-        source.start();
-        source.stop(_getAudioCtx().currentTime + dur);
-        if (_recursive) setTimeout(_noise, dur * 1000 + 100);
-      };
-    },
-
-    // NEW: ghost text that appears/disappears at random spots on the page
-    haunt() {
-      const msgs = ["👁️", "i see you", "leave.", "you can't close this", "help", "HA", "why", "🩸", "turn around"];
-      return function _haunt() {
-        const span = document.createElement("div");
-        span.textContent = msgs[Math.floor(Math.random() * msgs.length)];
-        span.style.cssText = `
-          position:fixed;
-          left:${Math.random() * 90}vw;
-          top:${Math.random() * 90}vh;
-          font-size:${16 + Math.random() * 40}px;
-          color:rgba(255,0,0,${0.3 + Math.random() * 0.7});
-          pointer-events:none;
-          z-index:99990;
-          font-family:serif;
-          font-style:italic;
-          transition:opacity 1s;
-          text-shadow: 0 0 10px red;
-        `;
-        document.body.appendChild(span);
-        _track(span, "htmlNodes");
-        setTimeout(() => { span.style.opacity = "0"; setTimeout(() => span.remove(), 1000); }, 1500);
-        if (_recursive) setTimeout(_haunt, 800 + Math.random() * 1200);
-      };
-    },
-
-    // NEW: fake cursor that chases the real one, slightly offset and delayed
-    fakeCursor() {
-      return function() {
-        const cur = document.createElement("div");
-        cur.textContent = "🖱️";
-        cur.style.cssText = "position:fixed;font-size:20px;pointer-events:none;z-index:999999;transition:left 0.2s,top 0.2s;";
-        document.body.appendChild(cur);
-        _track(cur, "htmlNodes");
-        let mx = 0, my = 0;
-        document.addEventListener("mousemove", e => { mx = e.clientX; my = e.clientY; });
-        const id = setInterval(() => {
-          cur.style.left = (mx + 15 + Math.sin(Date.now() / 200) * 10) + "px";
-          cur.style.top  = (my + 15 + Math.cos(Date.now() / 200) * 10) + "px";
-        }, 50);
-        _track(id, "intervals");
-      };
-    },
-
-    // NEW: makes page elements slowly drift off-screen like they're melting away
-    gravityWarp() {
-      return function _gw() {
-        const els = [...document.querySelectorAll("p,h1,h2,h3,h4,img,div,a,button,span")].filter(e => e.children.length === 0 || e.tagName === "IMG");
-        els.forEach((el, i) => {
-          if (el.dataset.idiotikGravity) return;
-          el.dataset.idiotikGravity = "1";
-          const origTransform = el.style.transform;
-          let vy = 0;
-          const id = setInterval(() => {
-            vy += 0.5;
-            const cur = parseFloat(el.dataset.gy || "0");
-            el.dataset.gy = cur + vy;
-            el.style.transform = `${origTransform} translateY(${cur}px) rotate(${cur * 0.1}deg)`;
-            if (cur > window.innerHeight * 1.5) clearInterval(id);
-          }, 50);
-          // stagger
-          // already using setInterval per element, so no extra track needed
-        });
-        if (_recursive) setTimeout(_gw, 5000);
-      };
-    },
-
-    // ── AUDIO ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    audio(urlOrFile) {
-      const parsed = _parseAudioUrl(urlOrFile);
-      return async function _audio() {
-        const source = await _loadAndPlay(parsed);
-        const ctx = _currentScript();
-        if (ctx) ctx.audioSources.push(source);
-        if (_recursive) source.addEventListener?.("ended", _audio);
-      };
-    },
-
-    // ── EFFECT ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    effect(name) {
-      return function() {
-        if (_effectImpls[name]) {
-          _activeEffects.add(name);
-          _effectImpls[name]();
-        } else {
-          console.warn(`idiotik.effect: unknown effect "${name}"`);
-        }
-      };
-    },
-
-    cleareffects() {
-      _activeEffects.clear();
-      document.querySelectorAll("[id^='__idiotik_']").forEach(el => el.remove());
-      // Remove body animations injected by effects
-      document.body.style.animation = "";
-      document.body.style.filter    = "";
-    },
-
-    // ── CURSOR ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-
-    cursor(preset) {
-      return function() {
-        const val = _cursorPresets[preset];
-        if (!val) {
-          document.body.style.cursor = `url(${preset}), auto`;
-          return;
-        }
-        if (val === "__rainbow__") {
-          let h = 0;
-          const id = setInterval(() => {
-            const svg = `<svg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' width='20' height='20'><circle cx='10' cy='10' r='10' fill='hsl(${h},100%,50%)'/></svg>`;
-            document.body.style.cursor = `url("data:image/svg+xml,${encodeURIComponent(svg)}"), auto`;
-            h = (h + 10) % 360;
-          }, 50);
-          _track(id, "intervals");
-        } else if (val === "__wiggle__") {
-          document.addEventListener("mousemove", () => {
-            const offset = Math.sin(Date.now() / 100) * 10;
-            document.body.style.cursor = `url("data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' width='20' height='20'><text y='16' font-size='16'>👆</text></svg>") ${offset} 0, auto`;
-          });
-        } else if (val === "__explode__") {
-          document.addEventListener("click", e => {
-            for (let i = 0; i < 12; i++) {
-              const p = document.createElement("div");
-              p.textContent = ["💥","✨","⭐","🔥"][i % 4];
-              p.style.cssText = `position:fixed;left:${e.clientX}px;top:${e.clientY}px;font-size:20px;pointer-events:none;z-index:99999;transition:all 0.6s;`;
-              document.body.appendChild(p);
-              _track(p, "htmlNodes");
-              const angle = (i / 12) * 2 * Math.PI;
-              setTimeout(() => {
-                p.style.transform = `translate(${Math.cos(angle)*60}px,${Math.sin(angle)*60}px)`;
-                p.style.opacity = "0";
-              }, 10);
-              setTimeout(() => p.remove(), 700);
-            }
-          });
-        } else if (val === "__ghost__") {
-          // NEW: cursor fades in and out, slightly follows with lag
-          document.body.style.cursor = "none";
-          const ghost = document.createElement("div");
-          ghost.textContent = "👻";
-          ghost.style.cssText = "position:fixed;font-size:24px;pointer-events:none;z-index:999999;transition:left 0.4s ease,top 0.4s ease;";
-          document.body.appendChild(ghost);
-          _track(ghost, "htmlNodes");
-          let gx = 0, gy = 0;
-          document.addEventListener("mousemove", e => { gx = e.clientX; gy = e.clientY; });
-          const id = setInterval(() => {
-            ghost.style.left = gx + "px";
-            ghost.style.top  = gy + "px";
-            ghost.style.opacity = (0.5 + 0.5 * Math.sin(Date.now() / 300)).toString();
-          }, 50);
-          _track(id, "intervals");
-        } else if (val === "__eyes__") {
-          // NEW: two eyes that follow cursor around the page
-          document.body.style.cursor = "none";
-          ["left:30vw", "left:60vw"].forEach(pos => {
-            const eye = document.createElement("div");
-            eye.style.cssText = `position:fixed;top:50vh;${pos};font-size:48px;pointer-events:none;z-index:999999;transition:transform 0.1s;`;
-            eye.textContent = "👁️";
-            document.body.appendChild(eye);
-            _track(eye, "htmlNodes");
-          });
-          document.addEventListener("mousemove", e => {
-            document.querySelectorAll("[style*='👁️']").forEach(el => {
-              const rect = el.getBoundingClientRect();
-              const dx = e.clientX - (rect.left + rect.width / 2);
-              const dy = e.clientY - (rect.top  + rect.height / 2);
-              const angle = Math.atan2(dy, dx);
-              el.style.transform = `rotate(${angle}rad)`;
-            });
-          });
-        } else {
-          document.body.style.cursor = val;
-        }
-      };
-    },
-
-  };
-
-  // ─── EXPORT ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  if (typeof module !== "undefined" && module.exports) {
-    module.exports = idiotik;
-  } else {
-    global.idiotik = idiotik;
-  }
-
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