idiotik.js 1.0.0 → 1.0.1

package/README.md

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-# idiot.js
+# idiotik.js
 
 youareanidiot-style chaos toolkit for the browser. recursive by default. you were warned.
 
@@ -7,13 +7,13 @@ youareanidiot-style chaos toolkit for the browser. recursive by default. you wer
 ## install
 
 ```bash
-npm install idiot.js
+npm install idiotik.js
 ```
 
-or just drop `src/idiot.js` into your page:
+or just drop `src/idiotik.js` into your page:
 
 ```html
-<script src="idiot.js"></script>
+<script src="idiotik.js"></script>
 ```
 
 ---
@@ -23,8 +23,8 @@ or just drop `src/idiot.js` into your page:
 ### global toggles
 
 ```js
-idiot.recursive(yes/no)   // default: yes — everything spawns itself
-idiot.volume(0-5000)      // 101-200: loud | 201-449: + bass boost | 450+: full EQ destruction
+idiotik.recursive(yes/no)   // default: yes — everything spawns itself
+idiotik.volume(0-5000)      // 101-200: loud | 201-449: + bass boost | 450+: full EQ destruction
 ```
 
 ---
@@ -34,19 +34,19 @@ idiot.volume(0-5000)      // 101-200: loud | 201-449: + bass boost | 450+: full
 group and tag sequences so you can kill them later.
 
 ```js
-idiot.script()
-  idiot.id("myscript")        // name it so idiot.halt() can kill it
-  idiot.html("<b>chaos</b>")  // inject html — ONLY works inside script()
-  idiot.start(idiot.html)
-  idiot.repeat(inf)
-  idiot.continue              // keep running, move on
-idiot.end()
-
-idiot.halt("myscript")        // kills everything under that id
+idiotik.script()
+  idiotik.id("myscript")        // name it so idiotik.halt() can kill it
+  idiotik.html("<b>chaos</b>")  // inject html — ONLY works inside script()
+  idiotik.start(idiotik.html)
+  idiotik.repeat(inf)
+  idiotik.continue              // keep running, move on
+idiotik.end()
+
+idiotik.halt("myscript")        // kills everything under that id
 ```
 
-- `idiot.html()` **must** be inside `idiot.script()` — throws if used outside
-- `idiot.id()` **must** be inside `idiot.script()`
+- `idiotik.html()` **must** be inside `idiotik.script()` — throws if used outside
+- `idiotik.id()` **must** be inside `idiotik.script()`
 - everything else works inside or outside
 
 ---
@@ -54,13 +54,13 @@ idiot.halt("myscript")        // kills everything under that id
 ### flow control
 
 ```js
-idiot.start(ref)        // fire a method
-idiot.repeat(n / inf)   // repeat last start n times or forever
-idiot.continue          // don't block, keep going (async)
-idiot.wait(ms)          // delay (returns promise)
-idiot.halt("id")        // force stop a named script
-idiot.random(a, b, c)   // picks one randomly and fires it
-idiot.if(condition).then(fn).else(fn2)
+idiotik.start(ref)        // fire a method
+idiotik.repeat(n / inf)   // repeat last start n times or forever
+idiotik.continue          // don't block, keep going (async)
+idiotik.wait(ms)          // delay (returns promise)
+idiotik.halt("id")        // force stop a named script
+idiotik.random(a, b, c)   // picks one randomly and fires it
+idiotik.if(condition).then(fn).else(fn2)
 ```
 
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@@ -68,12 +68,12 @@ idiot.if(condition).then(fn).else(fn2)
 ### chaos methods
 
 ```js
-idiot.say("msg")                    // alert loop
-idiot.scream()                      // audio blast via oscillator
-idiot.jumpscare(imgUrl, sfxUrl)     // fullscreen image + sound
-idiot.redirect(url)                 // sends em somewhere else
-idiot.freeze()                      // disables all user input
-idiot.fullscreen()                  // forces fullscreen, fights exit
+idiotik.say("msg")                    // alert loop
+idiotik.scream()                      // audio blast via oscillator
+idiotik.jumpscare(imgUrl, sfxUrl)     // fullscreen image + sound
+idiotik.redirect(url)                 // sends em somewhere else
+idiotik.freeze()                      // disables all user input
+idiotik.fullscreen()                  // forces fullscreen, fights exit
 ```
 
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@@ -81,12 +81,12 @@ idiot.fullscreen()                  // forces fullscreen, fights exit
 ### audio
 
 ```js
-idiot.audio("https://example.com/sound.mp3")   // from url
-idiot.audio("file://mysound.mp3")               // local file (strips file://)
-idiot.volume(150)   // loud
-idiot.volume(300)   // loud + bass boosted
-idiot.volume(500)   // loud + bass boost + every EQ band maxed 💀
-idiot.volume(5000)  // sonic weapon
+idiotik.audio("https://example.com/sound.mp3")   // from url
+idiotik.audio("file://mysound.mp3")               // local file (strips file://)
+idiotik.volume(150)   // loud
+idiotik.volume(300)   // loud + bass boosted
+idiotik.volume(500)   // loud + bass boost + every EQ band maxed 💀
+idiotik.volume(5000)  // sonic weapon
 ```
 
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@@ -94,15 +94,15 @@ idiot.volume(5000)  // sonic weapon
 ### effects (stackable)
 
 ```js
-idiot.start(idiot.effect("shake"))()    // seizure mode
-idiot.start(idiot.effect("spin"))()     // rotating hell
-idiot.start(idiot.effect("glitch"))()   // css glitch
-idiot.start(idiot.effect("rainbow"))()  // color flash
-idiot.start(idiot.effect("invert"))()   // inverts page
-idiot.start(idiot.effect("matrix"))()   // you already know
-idiot.start(idiot.effect("melt"))()     // page droops
-
-idiot.cleareffects()  // wipe all active effects
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))()    // seizure mode
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("spin"))()     // rotating hell
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("glitch"))()   // css glitch
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))()  // color flash
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("invert"))()   // inverts page
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("matrix"))()   // you already know
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("melt"))()     // page droops
+
+idiotik.cleareffects()  // wipe all active effects
 ```
 
 effects stack — calling multiple adds them all simultaneously.
@@ -112,13 +112,13 @@ effects stack — calling multiple adds them all simultaneously.
 ### cursor
 
 ```js
-idiot.start(idiot.cursor("hand"))       // pointer everywhere
-idiot.start(idiot.cursor("none"))       // cursor gone
-idiot.start(idiot.cursor("rainbow"))    // color trail
-idiot.start(idiot.cursor("wiggle"))     // cursor fights you
-idiot.start(idiot.cursor("explode"))    // particles on click
-idiot.start(idiot.cursor("crosshair"))  // crosshair
-idiot.start(idiot.cursor("https://example.com/cur.png"))  // custom url
+idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("hand"))       // pointer everywhere
+idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("none"))       // cursor gone
+idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("rainbow"))    // color trail
+idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("wiggle"))     // cursor fights you
+idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("explode"))    // particles on click
+idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("crosshair"))  // crosshair
+idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("https://example.com/cur.png"))  // custom url
 ```
 
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@@ -126,10 +126,10 @@ idiot.start(idiot.cursor("https://example.com/cur.png"))  // custom url
 ### presets
 
 ```js
-idiot.start(idiot.classic())()   // the full youareanidiot experience
-idiot.start(idiot.mild())()      // annoying but survivable
-idiot.start(idiot.nuclear())()   // god help them
-idiot.start(idiot.rickroll())()  // you know what this does
+idiotik.start(idiotik.classic())()   // the full youareanidiot experience
+idiotik.start(idiotik.mild())()      // annoying but survivable
+idiotik.start(idiotik.nuclear())()   // god help them
+idiotik.start(idiotik.rickroll())()  // you know what this does
 ```
 
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@@ -139,44 +139,44 @@ idiot.start(idiot.rickroll())()  // you know what this does
 ### basic alert spam
 
 ```js
-idiot.start(idiot.say("FREE ROBUX AT PORNHUB.COM!!!"))
-idiot.repeat(inf)
-idiot.continue
+idiotik.start(idiotik.say("FREE ROBUX AT PORNHUB.COM!!!"))
+idiotik.repeat(inf)
+idiotik.continue
 ```
 
 ### named script you can kill
 
 ```js
-idiot.script()
-  idiot.id("chaos")
-  idiot.say("YOU ARE AN IDIOT")
-  idiot.start(idiot.say)
-  idiot.repeat(inf)
-  idiot.continue
-idiot.end()
+idiotik.script()
+  idiotik.id("chaos")
+  idiotik.say("YOU ARE AN IDIOT")
+  idiotik.start(idiotik.say)
+  idiotik.repeat(inf)
+  idiotik.continue
+idiotik.end()
 
 // somewhere else:
-idiot.halt("chaos")
+idiotik.halt("chaos")
 ```
 
 ### stacked effects
 
 ```js
-idiot.recursive("yes")
-idiot.volume(5000)
-idiot.start(idiot.effect("shake"))()
-idiot.start(idiot.effect("rainbow"))()
-idiot.start(idiot.effect("glitch"))()
-idiot.start(idiot.scream())()
+idiotik.recursive("yes")
+idiotik.volume(5000)
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))()
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))()
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("glitch"))()
+idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())()
 ```
 
 ### conditional chaos
 
 ```js
-idiot.if(userIsAnnoying).then(() => {
-  idiot.start(idiot.nuclear())()
+idiotik.if(userIsAnnoying).then(() => {
+  idiotik.start(idiotik.nuclear())()
 }).else(() => {
-  idiot.start(idiot.mild())()
+  idiotik.start(idiotik.mild())()
 })
 ```
 

package/package.json

@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@
 {
   "name": "idiotik.js",
-  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "version": "1.0.1",
   "description": "youareanidiot-style chaos toolkit for the browser",
-  "main": "src/idiot.js",
+  "main": "src/idiotik.js",
   "scripts": {
     "build": "node build.js"
   },

package/presets/classic.js

@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+/**
+ * idiotik preset: classic
+ * the full youareanidiot experience. no survivors.
+ */
+idiotik.recursive("yes");
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.say("YOU ARE AN IDIOT HA HA HA HA HA HA"));
+idiotik.repeat("inf");
+idiotik.continue
+idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();

package/presets/epilepsy.js

@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+/**
+ * idiotik preset: epilepsy
+ * maximum visual chaos. stack everything.
+ * (actual epilepsy warning lol)
+ */
+idiotik.recursive("yes");
+idiotik.volume(450);
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("glitch"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("invert"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("rainbow"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();

package/presets/jumpscare.js

@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+/**
+ * idiotik preset: jumpscare
+ * wait for it... wait for it...
+ */
+idiotik.recursive("yes");
+idiotik.volume(300);
+
+idiotik.script()
+  idiotik.id("jumpscare")
+  idiotik.wait(3000).then(() => {
+    idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("glitch"))();
+    idiotik.start(idiotik.jumpscare(
+      "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Camponotus_flavomarginatus_ant.jpg/640px-Camponotus_flavomarginatus_ant.jpg"
+    ))();
+    idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
+  });
+idiotik.end()

package/presets/melt.js

@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+/**
+ * idiotik preset: melt
+ * slow and painful. the page just... gives up.
+ */
+idiotik.recursive("no");
+idiotik.volume(100);
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("melt"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("spin"))();
+idiotik.wait(3000).then(() => {
+  idiotik.volume(300);
+  idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))();
+  idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
+});

package/presets/mild.js

@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+/**
+ * idiotik preset: mild
+ * annoying but survivable. barely.
+ */
+idiotik.recursive("no");
+idiotik.volume(100);
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.say("gotcha lol"));
+idiotik.repeat(5);
+idiotik.continue

package/presets/nuclear.js

@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+/**
+ * idiotik preset: nuclear
+ * god help them. seriously.
+ */
+idiotik.recursive("yes");
+idiotik.volume(5000);
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("glitch"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("spin"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("matrix"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.fullscreen())();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.freeze())();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("none"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.say("💀💀💀 YOU ARE SO COOKED 💀💀💀"));
+idiotik.repeat("inf");
+idiotik.continue

package/presets/rickroll.js

@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+/**
+ * idiotik preset: rickroll
+ * never gonna give you up.
+ */
+idiotik.recursive("no");
+idiotik.start(idiotik.redirect("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"))();

package/presets/robux.js

@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+/**
+ * idiotik preset: robux
+ * free robux guaranteed
+ */
+idiotik.recursive("yes");
+idiotik.volume(200);
+
+idiotik.script()
+  idiotik.id("robux")
+  idiotik.start(idiotik.say("FREE ROBUX AT PORNHUB.COM!!!"));
+  idiotik.repeat("inf");
+  idiotik.continue
+idiotik.end()
+
+idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))();
+idiotik.start(idiotik.cursor("explode"))();

package/presets/villain.js

@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+/**
+ * idiotik preset: villain
+ * slow burn. maximum dread.
+ */
+idiotik.recursive("no");
+idiotik.volume(150);
+
+idiotik.script()
+  idiotik.id("villain")
+  idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("matrix"))();
+  idiotik.continue
+  idiotik.wait(2000).then(() => {
+    idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("glitch"))();
+  });
+  idiotik.wait(4000).then(() => {
+    idiotik.volume(500);
+    idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
+    idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
+    idiotik.recursive("yes");
+    idiotik.start(idiotik.say("did you really think you were safe 🗿"));
+    idiotik.repeat("inf");
+  });
+idiotik.end()

package/src/{idiot.js → idiotik.js}

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 /**
- * idiot.js — youareanidiot-style chaos toolkit
+ * idiotik.js — youareanidiot-style chaos toolkit
  * recursive by default. you were warned.
  */
 
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
   let _activeScripts = {};       // id -> { intervals, timeouts, audioNodes }
   let _activeEffects = new Set();
   let _audioCtx = null;
-  let _lastStarted = null;       // last method ref passed to idiot.start()
+  let _lastStarted = null;       // last method ref passed to idiotik.start()
   let _scriptStack = [];         // current script context stack
 
   // ─── HELPERS ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@
   }
 
   function _requireScript(name) {
-    if (!_currentScript()) throw new Error(`idiot.${name}() must be inside idiot.script()`);
+    if (!_currentScript()) throw new Error(`idiotik.${name}() must be inside idiotik.script()`);
   }
 
   function _track(thing, type) {
@@ -117,54 +117,54 @@
   // ─── EFFECT IMPLEMENTATIONS ─────────────────────────────────────────────────
   const _effectImpls = {
     shake() {
-      const styleId = "__idiot_shake__";
+      const styleId = "__idiotik_shake__";
       if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
       const s = document.createElement("style");
       s.id = styleId;
       s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiot_shake { 0%,100%{transform:translate(0,0)} 10%{transform:translate(-8px,8px)} 20%{transform:translate(8px,-8px)} 30%{transform:translate(-8px,0)} 40%{transform:translate(8px,8px)} 50%{transform:translate(-4px,-4px)} 60%{transform:translate(4px,4px)} 70%{transform:translate(-8px,8px)} 80%{transform:translate(8px,-8px)} 90%{transform:translate(-4px,4px)} }
-        body { animation: __idiot_shake 0.3s infinite; }
+        @keyframes __idiotik_shake { 0%,100%{transform:translate(0,0)} 10%{transform:translate(-8px,8px)} 20%{transform:translate(8px,-8px)} 30%{transform:translate(-8px,0)} 40%{transform:translate(8px,8px)} 50%{transform:translate(-4px,-4px)} 60%{transform:translate(4px,4px)} 70%{transform:translate(-8px,8px)} 80%{transform:translate(8px,-8px)} 90%{transform:translate(-4px,4px)} }
+        body { animation: __idiotik_shake 0.3s infinite; }
       `;
       document.head.appendChild(s);
     },
     spin() {
-      const styleId = "__idiot_spin__";
+      const styleId = "__idiotik_spin__";
       if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
       const s = document.createElement("style");
       s.id = styleId;
       s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiot_spin { from{transform:rotate(0deg)} to{transform:rotate(360deg)} }
-        body { animation: __idiot_spin 2s linear infinite; transform-origin: center center; }
+        @keyframes __idiotik_spin { from{transform:rotate(0deg)} to{transform:rotate(360deg)} }
+        body { animation: __idiotik_spin 2s linear infinite; transform-origin: center center; }
       `;
       document.head.appendChild(s);
     },
     glitch() {
-      const styleId = "__idiot_glitch__";
+      const styleId = "__idiotik_glitch__";
       if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
       const s = document.createElement("style");
       s.id = styleId;
       s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiot_glitch1 { 0%,100%{clip-path:inset(0 0 95% 0)} 25%{clip-path:inset(30% 0 50% 0)} 50%{clip-path:inset(60% 0 20% 0)} 75%{clip-path:inset(10% 0 80% 0)} }
-        @keyframes __idiot_glitch2 { 0%,100%{clip-path:inset(80% 0 5% 0);transform:translate(-5px,0)} 25%{clip-path:inset(20% 0 70% 0);transform:translate(5px,0)} 50%{clip-path:inset(50% 0 30% 0);transform:translate(-3px,0)} 75%{clip-path:inset(5% 0 90% 0);transform:translate(3px,0)} }
+        @keyframes __idiotik_glitch1 { 0%,100%{clip-path:inset(0 0 95% 0)} 25%{clip-path:inset(30% 0 50% 0)} 50%{clip-path:inset(60% 0 20% 0)} 75%{clip-path:inset(10% 0 80% 0)} }
+        @keyframes __idiotik_glitch2 { 0%,100%{clip-path:inset(80% 0 5% 0);transform:translate(-5px,0)} 25%{clip-path:inset(20% 0 70% 0);transform:translate(5px,0)} 50%{clip-path:inset(50% 0 30% 0);transform:translate(-3px,0)} 75%{clip-path:inset(5% 0 90% 0);transform:translate(3px,0)} }
         body::before, body::after { content:''; position:fixed; top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%; background:inherit; pointer-events:none; z-index:9999; }
-        body::before { animation: __idiot_glitch1 0.4s infinite; color:red; text-shadow:2px 0 red; }
-        body::after  { animation: __idiot_glitch2 0.4s infinite; color:blue; text-shadow:-2px 0 blue; }
+        body::before { animation: __idiotik_glitch1 0.4s infinite; color:red; text-shadow:2px 0 red; }
+        body::after  { animation: __idiotik_glitch2 0.4s infinite; color:blue; text-shadow:-2px 0 blue; }
       `;
       document.head.appendChild(s);
     },
     rainbow() {
-      const styleId = "__idiot_rainbow__";
+      const styleId = "__idiotik_rainbow__";
       if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
       const s = document.createElement("style");
       s.id = styleId;
       s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiot_rainbow { 0%{background:#ff0000} 15%{background:#ff8800} 30%{background:#ffff00} 45%{background:#00ff00} 60%{background:#0000ff} 75%{background:#8800ff} 90%{background:#ff00ff} 100%{background:#ff0000} }
-        body { animation: __idiot_rainbow 0.5s infinite; }
+        @keyframes __idiotik_rainbow { 0%{background:#ff0000} 15%{background:#ff8800} 30%{background:#ffff00} 45%{background:#00ff00} 60%{background:#0000ff} 75%{background:#8800ff} 90%{background:#ff00ff} 100%{background:#ff0000} }
+        body { animation: __idiotik_rainbow 0.5s infinite; }
       `;
       document.head.appendChild(s);
     },
     invert() {
-      const styleId = "__idiot_invert__";
+      const styleId = "__idiotik_invert__";
       if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
       const s = document.createElement("style");
       s.id = styleId;
@@ -172,7 +172,7 @@
       document.head.appendChild(s);
     },
     matrix() {
-      const canvasId = "__idiot_matrix__";
+      const canvasId = "__idiotik_matrix__";
       if (document.getElementById(canvasId)) return;
       const canvas = document.createElement("canvas");
       canvas.id = canvasId;
@@ -199,31 +199,31 @@
       _track(id, "intervals");
     },
     melt() {
-      const styleId = "__idiot_melt__";
+      const styleId = "__idiotik_melt__";
       if (document.getElementById(styleId)) return;
       const s = document.createElement("style");
       s.id = styleId;
       s.textContent = `
-        @keyframes __idiot_melt { 0%{transform:skewY(0deg) scaleY(1)} 50%{transform:skewY(5deg) scaleY(1.1)} 100%{transform:skewY(-3deg) scaleY(0.9)} }
-        body { animation: __idiot_melt 1s ease-in-out infinite alternate; transform-origin: bottom; }
+        @keyframes __idiotik_melt { 0%{transform:skewY(0deg) scaleY(1)} 50%{transform:skewY(5deg) scaleY(1.1)} 100%{transform:skewY(-3deg) scaleY(0.9)} }
+        body { animation: __idiotik_melt 1s ease-in-out infinite alternate; transform-origin: bottom; }
       `;
       document.head.appendChild(s);
     },
   };
 
-  // ─── CORE idiot OBJECT ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-  const idiot = {
+  // ─── CORE idiotik OBJECT ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+  const idiotik = {
 
     // ── GLOBAL TOGGLES ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
 
     recursive(val) {
       _recursive = (val === true || val === "yes" || val === 1);
-      return idiot;
+      return idiotik;
     },
 
     volume(n) {
       _volume = Math.max(0, Math.min(5000, Number(n)));
-      return idiot;
+      return idiotik;
     },
 
     // ── SCRIPT CONTEXT ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
@@ -238,7 +238,7 @@
         _html: null,
       };
       _scriptStack.push(ctx);
-      return idiot;
+      return idiotik;
     },
 
     id(name) {
@@ -246,20 +246,20 @@
       const ctx = _currentScript();
       ctx.id = name;
       _activeScripts[name] = ctx;
-      return idiot;
+      return idiotik;
     },
 
     html(code) {
       _requireScript("html");
       const ctx = _currentScript();
       ctx._html = code;
-      return idiot;
+      return idiotik;
     },
 
     end() {
-      if (!_currentScript()) throw new Error("idiot.end() called outside a script");
+      if (!_currentScript()) throw new Error("idiotik.end() called outside a script");
       _scriptStack.pop();
-      return idiot;
+      return idiotik;
     },
 
     // ── FLOW CONTROL ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
@@ -269,11 +269,11 @@
       if (typeof ref === "function") {
         ref();
       }
-      return idiot;
+      return idiotik;
     },
 
     repeat(n) {
-      if (!_lastStarted) return idiot;
+      if (!_lastStarted) return idiotik;
       const fn = _lastStarted;
       const infinite = (n === Infinity || n === "inf" || n === "Infinity");
       if (infinite) {
@@ -288,12 +288,12 @@
         }, 100);
         _track(id, "intervals");
       }
-      return idiot;
+      return idiotik;
     },
 
     get continue() {
       // no-op — execution continues naturally (async stuff already running)
-      return idiot;
+      return idiotik;
     },
 
     wait(ms) {
@@ -305,13 +305,13 @@
 
     halt(name) {
       const ctx = _activeScripts[name];
-      if (!ctx) return idiot;
+      if (!ctx) return idiotik;
       (ctx.intervals || []).forEach(id => clearInterval(id));
       (ctx.timeouts || []).forEach(id => clearTimeout(id));
       (ctx.audioSources || []).forEach(s => { try { s.stop(); } catch(e){} });
       (ctx.htmlNodes || []).forEach(n => { try { n.remove(); } catch(e){} });
       delete _activeScripts[name];
-      return idiot;
+      return idiotik;
     },
 
     // ── CONDITIONAL ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
@@ -319,26 +319,26 @@
     _ifResult: null,
 
     if(condition) {
-      idiot._ifResult = !!condition;
+      idiotik._ifResult = !!condition;
       return {
         then(fn) {
-          if (idiot._ifResult) fn();
+          if (idiotik._ifResult) fn();
           return {
-            else(fn2) { if (!idiot._ifResult) fn2(); return idiot; }
+            else(fn2) { if (!idiotik._ifResult) fn2(); return idiotik; }
           };
         }
       };
     },
 
     else(fn) {
-      if (!idiot._ifResult) fn();
-      return idiot;
+      if (!idiotik._ifResult) fn();
+      return idiotik;
     },
 
     random(...methods) {
       const pick = methods[Math.floor(Math.random() * methods.length)];
       if (typeof pick === "function") pick();
-      return idiot;
+      return idiotik;
     },
 
     // ── CHAOS METHODS ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
@@ -406,7 +406,7 @@
         gain.connect(ctx.destination);
         osc.start();
         setTimeout(() => osc.stop(), 2000);
-        if (_recursive) setTimeout(idiot.scream()(), 2100);
+        if (_recursive) setTimeout(idiotik.scream()(), 2100);
       };
     },
 
@@ -430,14 +430,14 @@
           _activeEffects.add(name);
           _effectImpls[name]();
         } else {
-          console.warn(`idiot.effect: unknown preset "${name}"`);
+          console.warn(`idiotik.effect: unknown preset "${name}"`);
         }
       };
     },
 
     cleareffects() {
       _activeEffects.clear();
-      document.querySelectorAll("[id^='__idiot_']").forEach(el => el.remove());
+      document.querySelectorAll("[id^='__idiotik_']").forEach(el => el.remove());
     },
 
     // ── CURSOR ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
@@ -488,41 +488,41 @@
 
     classic() {
       return function() {
-        idiot.recursive("yes");
-        idiot.start(idiot.say("YOU ARE AN IDIOT HA HA HA HA HA HA"));
-        idiot.start(idiot.effect("rainbow"))();
-        idiot.start(idiot.effect("shake"))();
-        idiot.start(idiot.scream())();
+        idiotik.recursive("yes");
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.say("YOU ARE AN IDIOT HA HA HA HA HA HA"));
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))();
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
       };
     },
 
     mild() {
       return function() {
-        idiot.recursive("no");
-        idiot.start(idiot.say("gotcha lol"));
-        idiot.start(idiot.effect("shake"))();
+        idiotik.recursive("no");
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.say("gotcha lol"));
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
       };
     },
 
     nuclear() {
       return function() {
-        idiot.recursive("yes");
-        idiot.volume(5000);
-        idiot.start(idiot.effect("shake"))();
-        idiot.start(idiot.effect("rainbow"))();
-        idiot.start(idiot.effect("glitch"))();
-        idiot.start(idiot.effect("spin"))();
-        idiot.start(idiot.scream())();
-        idiot.start(idiot.fullscreen())();
-        idiot.start(idiot.freeze())();
-        idiot.start(idiot.say("💀💀💀 YOU ARE SO COOKED 💀💀💀"));
+        idiotik.recursive("yes");
+        idiotik.volume(5000);
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("shake"))();
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("rainbow"))();
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("glitch"))();
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.effect("spin"))();
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.scream())();
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.fullscreen())();
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.freeze())();
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.say("💀💀💀 YOU ARE SO COOKED 💀💀💀"));
       };
     },
 
     rickroll() {
       return function() {
-        idiot.recursive("no");
-        idiot.start(idiot.redirect("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"))();
+        idiotik.recursive("no");
+        idiotik.start(idiotik.redirect("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"))();
       };
     },
 
@@ -538,9 +538,9 @@
 
   // ─── EXPORT ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
   if (typeof module !== "undefined" && module.exports) {
-    module.exports = idiot;
+    module.exports = idiotik;
   } else {
-    global.idiot = idiot;
+    global.idiotik = idiotik;
   }
 
 })(typeof window !== "undefined" ? window : global);