dotenv-validator-pro 1.1.1 ā 2.1.0
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- package/bin/validate.js +49 -583
- package/package.json +1 -1
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body{background:linear-gradient(135deg,#1e5799 0%,#207cca 51%,#2989d8 100%);min-height:100vh;overflow:hidden;font-family:'Segoe UI',Tahoma,sans-serif}
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.xp-window{position:absolute;background:#ece9d8;border:2px solid #0054e3;border-radius:8px 8px 0 0;box-shadow:2px 2px 10px rgba(0,0,0,0.5),inset 0 0 0 1px #fff;min-width:350px;animation:shake 0.5s ease-in-out;cursor:move}
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@keyframes shake{0%,100%{transform:translateX(0)}25%{transform:translateX(-5px) rotate(-1deg)}75%{transform:translateX(5px) rotate(1deg)}}
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osc1.frequency.setValueAtTime(800, now);
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osc1.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(600, now + 0.1);
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osc1.type = 'sine';
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gain1.gain.setValueAtTime(0.3, now);
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gain1.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.01, now + 0.3);
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osc1.start(now);
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osc1.stop(now + 0.3);
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328
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// Harmonic
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329
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const osc2 = ctx.createOscillator();
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330
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const gain2 = ctx.createGain();
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331
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osc2.connect(gain2);
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332
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gain2.connect(ctx.destination);
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333
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osc2.frequency.setValueAtTime(1200, now);
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osc2.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(900, now + 0.1);
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osc2.type = 'sine';
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336
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gain2.gain.setValueAtTime(0.15, now);
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337
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gain2.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.01, now + 0.2);
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osc2.start(now);
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osc2.stop(now + 0.2);
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} catch(e) {}
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}
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342
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343
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// Windows Critical Error Sound (more dramatic)
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function playCriticalSound() {
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345
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try {
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346
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const ctx = initAudio();
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const now = ctx.currentTime;
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348
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349
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// Two-tone alert
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350
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[0, 0.15].forEach((delay, i) => {
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351
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const osc = ctx.createOscillator();
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352
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const gain = ctx.createGain();
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osc.connect(gain);
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gain.connect(ctx.destination);
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355
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osc.frequency.value = i === 0 ? 440 : 330;
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356
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osc.type = 'square';
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357
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gain.gain.setValueAtTime(0.2, now + delay);
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358
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gain.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.01, now + delay + 0.12);
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359
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osc.start(now + delay);
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360
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osc.stop(now + delay + 0.12);
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361
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});
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362
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} catch(e) {}
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363
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}
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364
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365
|
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// Windows XP Startup/Tada Sound for the reveal
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366
|
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function playTadaSound() {
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367
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try {
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368
|
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const ctx = initAudio();
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369
|
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const now = ctx.currentTime;
|
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370
|
-
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371
|
-
// Triumphant chord progression
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|
372
|
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const notes = [523.25, 659.25, 783.99, 1046.50]; // C5, E5, G5, C6
|
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373
|
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notes.forEach((freq, i) => {
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374
|
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const osc = ctx.createOscillator();
|
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375
|
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const gain = ctx.createGain();
|
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376
|
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osc.connect(gain);
|
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377
|
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gain.connect(ctx.destination);
|
|
378
|
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osc.frequency.value = freq;
|
|
379
|
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osc.type = 'sine';
|
|
380
|
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const startTime = now + i * 0.1;
|
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381
|
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gain.gain.setValueAtTime(0, startTime);
|
|
382
|
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gain.gain.linearRampToValueAtTime(0.2, startTime + 0.05);
|
|
383
|
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gain.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.01, startTime + 0.8);
|
|
384
|
-
osc.start(startTime);
|
|
385
|
-
osc.stop(startTime + 0.8);
|
|
386
|
-
});
|
|
387
|
-
|
|
388
|
-
// Add shimmer
|
|
389
|
-
for (let i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
|
|
390
|
-
const osc = ctx.createOscillator();
|
|
391
|
-
const gain = ctx.createGain();
|
|
392
|
-
osc.connect(gain);
|
|
393
|
-
gain.connect(ctx.destination);
|
|
394
|
-
osc.frequency.value = 2000 + Math.random() * 2000;
|
|
395
|
-
osc.type = 'sine';
|
|
396
|
-
const t = now + 0.3 + i * 0.1;
|
|
397
|
-
gain.gain.setValueAtTime(0.05, t);
|
|
398
|
-
gain.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.001, t + 0.3);
|
|
399
|
-
osc.start(t);
|
|
400
|
-
osc.stop(t + 0.3);
|
|
401
|
-
}
|
|
402
|
-
} catch(e) {}
|
|
403
|
-
}
|
|
404
|
-
|
|
405
|
-
// Annoying rapid beeps for chaos
|
|
406
|
-
function playChaoticBeeps() {
|
|
407
|
-
try {
|
|
408
|
-
const ctx = initAudio();
|
|
409
|
-
const now = ctx.currentTime;
|
|
410
|
-
|
|
411
|
-
for (let i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
|
|
412
|
-
const osc = ctx.createOscillator();
|
|
413
|
-
const gain = ctx.createGain();
|
|
414
|
-
osc.connect(gain);
|
|
415
|
-
gain.connect(ctx.destination);
|
|
416
|
-
osc.frequency.value = 400 + Math.random() * 800;
|
|
417
|
-
osc.type = ['square', 'sawtooth', 'triangle'][Math.floor(Math.random() * 3)];
|
|
418
|
-
const t = now + i * 0.08;
|
|
419
|
-
gain.gain.setValueAtTime(0.1, t);
|
|
420
|
-
gain.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.01, t + 0.06);
|
|
421
|
-
osc.start(t);
|
|
422
|
-
osc.stop(t + 0.06);
|
|
423
|
-
}
|
|
424
|
-
} catch(e) {}
|
|
425
|
-
}
|
|
426
|
-
|
|
427
|
-
// Button click sound
|
|
428
|
-
function playClickSound() {
|
|
429
|
-
try {
|
|
430
|
-
const ctx = initAudio();
|
|
431
|
-
const now = ctx.currentTime;
|
|
432
|
-
const osc = ctx.createOscillator();
|
|
433
|
-
const gain = ctx.createGain();
|
|
434
|
-
osc.connect(gain);
|
|
435
|
-
gain.connect(ctx.destination);
|
|
436
|
-
osc.frequency.value = 1000;
|
|
437
|
-
osc.type = 'square';
|
|
438
|
-
gain.gain.setValueAtTime(0.1, now);
|
|
439
|
-
gain.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.01, now + 0.05);
|
|
440
|
-
osc.start(now);
|
|
441
|
-
osc.stop(now + 0.05);
|
|
442
|
-
} catch(e) {}
|
|
443
|
-
}
|
|
444
|
-
|
|
445
|
-
function createWindow(x, y, msgIndex) {
|
|
446
|
-
const window = document.createElement('div');
|
|
447
|
-
window.className = 'xp-window';
|
|
448
|
-
window.style.left = x + 'px';
|
|
449
|
-
window.style.top = y + 'px';
|
|
450
|
-
window.style.zIndex = 100 + windowCount;
|
|
451
|
-
window.style.animation = 'popIn 0.3s ease-out';
|
|
452
|
-
|
|
453
|
-
const msg = messages[msgIndex % messages.length];
|
|
454
|
-
const isWarning = msg.title.includes('Warning') || msg.title.includes('PUNK');
|
|
455
|
-
|
|
456
|
-
window.innerHTML = \`
|
|
457
|
-
<div class="xp-titlebar">
|
|
458
|
-
<span>\${msg.title}</span>
|
|
459
|
-
<div class="xp-buttons">
|
|
460
|
-
<button class="xp-btn xp-minimize">_</button>
|
|
461
|
-
<button class="xp-btn xp-maximize">ā”</button>
|
|
462
|
-
<button class="xp-btn xp-close" onclick="spawnMore(event)">ā</button>
|
|
463
|
-
</div>
|
|
464
|
-
</div>
|
|
465
|
-
<div class="xp-content">
|
|
466
|
-
<div class="xp-icon">\${isWarning ? warningIcon : errorIcon}</div>
|
|
467
|
-
<div class="xp-message">
|
|
468
|
-
<p>\${msg.msg}</p>
|
|
469
|
-
</div>
|
|
470
|
-
</div>
|
|
471
|
-
<div class="xp-footer">
|
|
472
|
-
<button class="xp-button primary" onclick="spawnMore(event)">OK</button>
|
|
473
|
-
<button class="xp-button" onclick="spawnMore(event)">Cancel</button>
|
|
474
|
-
<button class="xp-button" onclick="spawnMore(event)">Help</button>
|
|
475
|
-
</div>
|
|
476
|
-
\`;
|
|
477
|
-
|
|
478
|
-
// Make draggable
|
|
479
|
-
let isDragging = false;
|
|
480
|
-
let offsetX, offsetY;
|
|
481
|
-
|
|
482
|
-
const titlebar = window.querySelector('.xp-titlebar');
|
|
483
|
-
titlebar.addEventListener('mousedown', (e) => {
|
|
484
|
-
if (e.target.closest('.xp-buttons')) return;
|
|
485
|
-
isDragging = true;
|
|
486
|
-
offsetX = e.clientX - window.offsetLeft;
|
|
487
|
-
offsetY = e.clientY - window.offsetTop;
|
|
488
|
-
window.style.zIndex = 100 + (++windowCount);
|
|
489
|
-
});
|
|
490
|
-
|
|
491
|
-
document.addEventListener('mousemove', (e) => {
|
|
492
|
-
if (isDragging) {
|
|
493
|
-
window.style.left = (e.clientX - offsetX) + 'px';
|
|
494
|
-
window.style.top = (e.clientY - offsetY) + 'px';
|
|
495
|
-
}
|
|
496
|
-
});
|
|
497
|
-
|
|
498
|
-
document.addEventListener('mouseup', () => {
|
|
499
|
-
isDragging = false;
|
|
500
|
-
});
|
|
501
|
-
|
|
502
|
-
document.body.appendChild(window);
|
|
503
|
-
windowCount++;
|
|
504
|
-
|
|
505
|
-
// Play appropriate sound based on message type
|
|
506
|
-
if (msg.title.includes('Critical') || msg.title.includes('Fatal') || msg.title.includes('Security')) {
|
|
507
|
-
playCriticalSound();
|
|
508
|
-
} else if (msg.title.includes('PUNK') || msg.title.includes('ESCAPE') || msg.title.includes('FOOLED')) {
|
|
509
|
-
playChaoticBeeps();
|
|
510
|
-
} else {
|
|
511
|
-
playErrorSound();
|
|
512
|
-
}
|
|
513
|
-
|
|
514
|
-
if (windowCount >= 15 && !revealed) {
|
|
515
|
-
revealed = true;
|
|
516
|
-
revealPrank();
|
|
517
|
-
}
|
|
518
|
-
}
|
|
519
|
-
|
|
520
|
-
function spawnMore(e) {
|
|
521
|
-
e.stopPropagation();
|
|
522
|
-
playClickSound();
|
|
523
|
-
|
|
524
|
-
// Spawn 2-4 more windows!
|
|
525
|
-
const count = Math.floor(Math.random() * 3) + 2;
|
|
526
|
-
for (let i = 0; i < count; i++) {
|
|
527
|
-
setTimeout(() => {
|
|
528
|
-
const x = Math.random() * (window.innerWidth - 400);
|
|
529
|
-
const y = Math.random() * (window.innerHeight - 250);
|
|
530
|
-
createWindow(x, y, windowCount);
|
|
531
|
-
}, i * 150);
|
|
532
|
-
}
|
|
533
|
-
}
|
|
534
|
-
|
|
535
|
-
function revealPrank() {
|
|
536
|
-
document.querySelector('.punk-text').style.display = 'block';
|
|
537
|
-
playTadaSound();
|
|
538
|
-
createConfetti();
|
|
539
|
-
|
|
540
|
-
// Play victory sounds periodically
|
|
541
|
-
setInterval(() => {
|
|
542
|
-
if (Math.random() > 0.5) {
|
|
543
|
-
playChaoticBeeps();
|
|
544
|
-
}
|
|
545
|
-
}, 2000);
|
|
546
|
-
}
|
|
547
|
-
|
|
548
|
-
function createConfetti() {
|
|
549
|
-
const colors = ['#ff0000', '#00ff00', '#0000ff', '#ffff00', '#ff00ff', '#00ffff', '#ffa500', '#ff1493'];
|
|
550
|
-
|
|
551
|
-
for (let i = 0; i < 100; i++) {
|
|
552
|
-
setTimeout(() => {
|
|
553
|
-
const confetti = document.createElement('div');
|
|
554
|
-
confetti.className = 'confetti';
|
|
555
|
-
confetti.style.left = Math.random() * 100 + 'vw';
|
|
556
|
-
confetti.style.top = '-20px';
|
|
557
|
-
confetti.style.backgroundColor = colors[Math.floor(Math.random() * colors.length)];
|
|
558
|
-
confetti.style.animationDuration = (Math.random() * 2 + 2) + 's';
|
|
559
|
-
confetti.style.transform = 'rotate(' + Math.random() * 360 + 'deg)';
|
|
560
|
-
document.body.appendChild(confetti);
|
|
561
|
-
|
|
562
|
-
setTimeout(() => confetti.remove(), 4000);
|
|
563
|
-
}, i * 50);
|
|
564
|
-
}
|
|
565
|
-
|
|
566
|
-
// Keep spawning confetti
|
|
567
|
-
setInterval(() => {
|
|
568
|
-
if (document.querySelectorAll('.confetti').length < 50) {
|
|
569
|
-
for (let i = 0; i < 20; i++) {
|
|
570
|
-
const confetti = document.createElement('div');
|
|
571
|
-
confetti.className = 'confetti';
|
|
572
|
-
confetti.style.left = Math.random() * 100 + 'vw';
|
|
573
|
-
confetti.style.top = '-20px';
|
|
574
|
-
confetti.style.backgroundColor = colors[Math.floor(Math.random() * colors.length)];
|
|
575
|
-
confetti.style.animationDuration = (Math.random() * 2 + 2) + 's';
|
|
576
|
-
document.body.appendChild(confetti);
|
|
577
|
-
setTimeout(() => confetti.remove(), 4000);
|
|
578
|
-
}
|
|
579
|
-
}
|
|
580
|
-
}, 3000);
|
|
581
|
-
}
|
|
582
|
-
|
|
583
|
-
// Initial windows with delay for dramatic effect
|
|
584
|
-
setTimeout(() => createWindow(100, 100, 0), 500);
|
|
585
|
-
setTimeout(() => createWindow(200, 150, 1), 1000);
|
|
586
|
-
setTimeout(() => createWindow(150, 200, 2), 1500);
|
|
587
|
-
setTimeout(() => createWindow(300, 100, 3), 2000);
|
|
588
|
-
setTimeout(() => createWindow(250, 250, 4), 2500);
|
|
589
|
-
|
|
590
|
-
// Prevent closing the tab easily
|
|
591
|
-
window.onbeforeunload = function() {
|
|
592
|
-
return "Are you sure you want to leave? The fun is just getting started! š";
|
|
593
|
-
};
|
|
594
|
-
|
|
595
|
-
// Spawn random windows every few seconds
|
|
596
|
-
setInterval(() => {
|
|
597
|
-
if (windowCount < 30) {
|
|
598
|
-
const x = Math.random() * (window.innerWidth - 400);
|
|
599
|
-
const y = Math.random() * (window.innerHeight - 250);
|
|
600
|
-
createWindow(x, y, windowCount);
|
|
601
|
-
}
|
|
602
|
-
}, 3000);
|
|
603
|
-
</script>
|
|
68
|
+
<script>
|
|
69
|
+
let windowCount=0;let audioCtx=null;
|
|
70
|
+
const warningIcon='<svg viewBox="0 0 48 48"><polygon points="24,4 46,44 2,44" fill="#ffcc00" stroke="#cc9900" stroke-width="2"/><text x="24" y="38" text-anchor="middle" font-size="28" font-weight="bold" fill="black">!</text></svg>';
|
|
71
|
+
function initAudio(){if(!audioCtx){audioCtx=new(window.AudioContext||window.webkitAudioContext)()}return audioCtx}
|
|
72
|
+
function playDing(){try{const ctx=initAudio();const now=ctx.currentTime;const osc1=ctx.createOscillator();const gain1=ctx.createGain();osc1.connect(gain1);gain1.connect(ctx.destination);osc1.frequency.setValueAtTime(880,now);osc1.type='sine';gain1.gain.setValueAtTime(0.4,now);gain1.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.01,now+0.4);osc1.start(now);osc1.stop(now+0.4);const osc2=ctx.createOscillator();const gain2=ctx.createGain();osc2.connect(gain2);gain2.connect(ctx.destination);osc2.frequency.setValueAtTime(1760,now);osc2.type='sine';gain2.gain.setValueAtTime(0.15,now);gain2.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.01,now+0.25);osc2.start(now);osc2.stop(now+0.25)}catch(e){}}
|
|
73
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+
function createWindow(x,y){const w=document.createElement('div');w.className='xp-window';w.style.left=x+'px';w.style.top=y+'px';w.style.zIndex=100+windowCount;w.style.animation='popIn 0.3s ease-out';w.innerHTML='<div class="xp-titlebar"><span>Out of Memory</span><div class="xp-buttons"><button class="xp-btn xp-minimize">_</button><button class="xp-btn xp-maximize">ā”</button><button class="xp-btn xp-close" onclick="spawnMore(event)">ā</button></div></div><div class="xp-content"><div class="xp-icon">'+warningIcon+'</div><div class="xp-message"><p>Your computer is low on memory. To restore enough memory for programs to work correctly, save your files and then close or restart all open programs.</p></div></div><div class="xp-footer"><button class="xp-button primary" onclick="spawnMore(event)">OK</button><button class="xp-button" onclick="spawnMore(event)">Cancel</button><button class="xp-button" onclick="spawnMore(event)">Help</button></div>';let isDragging=false;let offsetX,offsetY;const titlebar=w.querySelector('.xp-titlebar');titlebar.addEventListener('mousedown',(e)=>{if(e.target.closest('.xp-buttons'))return;isDragging=true;offsetX=e.clientX-w.offsetLeft;offsetY=e.clientY-w.offsetTop;w.style.zIndex=100+(++windowCount)});document.addEventListener('mousemove',(e)=>{if(isDragging){w.style.left=(e.clientX-offsetX)+'px';w.style.top=(e.clientY-offsetY)+'px'}});document.addEventListener('mouseup',()=>{isDragging=false});document.body.appendChild(w);windowCount++;playDing()}
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function spawnMore(e){e.stopPropagation();const count=Math.floor(Math.random()*3)+2;for(let i=0;i<count;i++){setTimeout(()=>{const x=Math.random()*(window.innerWidth-400);const y=Math.random()*(window.innerHeight-250);createWindow(x,y)},i*150)}}
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