coworq 0.0.1
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- package/cli.js +39 -0
- package/package.json +7 -0
package/cli.js
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#!/usr/bin/env node
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const quotes = [
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"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.",
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"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.",
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"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.",
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"I am Beyoncé, always.",
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"That's what she said.",
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"I declare bankruptcy!",
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"I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.",
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"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and have worms.",
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott",
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"The worst thing about prison was the dementors.",
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"Well, well, well, how the turntables...",
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"It's Britney, bitch.",
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"I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can't say, but yes.",
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"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.",
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"I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.",
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"There's no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.",
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"I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream.",
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"I understand nothing.",
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"Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you.",
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"Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney.",
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"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.",
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"Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.",
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"I am dead inside.",
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"No, God! No, God, please no! No! No! Nooooo!",
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"Why are you the way that you are?"
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];
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const quote = quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)];
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console.log(`
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coworq - Coming Soon
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"${quote}"
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— Michael Scott
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`);
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