brain-implosion-energy 1.0.0

package/README.md

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+# brain-implosion-energy
+10,000 packages of unutility!<br>
+NOT TO BE AFFILIATED WITH THE ORIGINAL SONG, NOR THE CREATOR OF THE SONG IN ANY WAY.

package/index.mts

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+/**
+ * About the package
+ */
+export function about() {
+    console.log([
+        "INFO ABOUT brain-implosion-energy:",
+        "A joke package cuz why not?",
+        "i really don't have a desc for this"
+    ].join("\n"))
+}
+
+/**
+ * A can of Brain Implosion Energy!
+ */
+export class Can<T> {
+    /**
+     * The content inside the can.
+     */
+    protected content: T[];
+    constructor(c: T[] = []) {
+        this.content = c
+    }
+    /**
+     * Please do not the drink.
+     */
+    drink(): never {
+        throw new Error("TOO MUCH CAFFEINE.")
+    }
+    /**
+     * Please do not the drink.
+     */
+    dr = this.drink
+    /**
+     * Saves a object to a index
+     * @param c The object
+     * @param idx The index
+     */
+    save(idx: number, ...c: T[]) {
+        if (this.content[idx]) {
+            this.content.splice(idx, 1, ...c)
+        } else {
+            this.content.splice(idx, 0, ...c)
+        }
+    }
+    /**
+     * Loads a thing from a index
+     * @param idx The index
+     * @returns A object
+     */
+    load(idx: number){
+        return this.content[idx]
+    }
+    static aboutBIE = about
+    /**
+     * Generates a new can!
+     * @param c 
+     * @returns 
+     */
+    static of<A>(...c: A[]){
+        return new Can<A>(c)
+    }
+}
+
+export default about

package/package.json

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+{
+  "name": "brain-implosion-energy",
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "description": "10,000 packages of unutility!",
+  "main": "index.mts",
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
+  },
+  "keywords": [],
+  "author": "",
+  "license": "MIT",
+  "type": "module",
+  "devDependencies": {
+    "@types/node": "^25.5.2"
+  }
+}