@nocville/npc 0.2.3 → 0.3.1

package/README.md

@@ -140,15 +140,24 @@ on your map automatically and despawns when you press Ctrl-C. Once you've run
 #   --debug                  Verbose logging
 ```
 
-| NPC                     | What it does                                       | Example                                                |
-| ----------------------- | -------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------ |
-| `system-monitor`        | CPU / memory / disk / load with sparklines         | `nocville-npc system-monitor --cpu-warn=75`            |
-| `internet-connectivity` | DNS, HTTP and TCP latency checks                   | `nocville-npc internet-connectivity`                   |
-| `process-watcher`       | Watches named processes, calls out deaths          | `nocville-npc process-watcher --processes=nginx,redis` |
-| `log-watcher`           | Error bursts in log files, last lines on a monitor | `nocville-npc log-watcher --files=/var/log/app.log`    |
-| `receptionist`          | Time and weather at the entrance, greets players   | `nocville-npc receptionist --location="Berlin"`        |
-| `github-watcher`        | New commits on a commit board                      | `nocville-npc github-watcher --repo=owner/name`        |
-| `web-page-watcher`      | A web page rendered as a pixel-art TV              | `nocville-npc web-page-watcher --url=https://…`        |
+| NPC                         | What it does                                               | Example                                                |
+| --------------------------- | ---------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------ |
+| `system-monitor`            | CPU / memory / disk / load with sparklines                 | `nocville-npc system-monitor --cpu-warn=75`            |
+| `internet-connectivity`     | DNS, HTTP and TCP latency checks                           | `nocville-npc internet-connectivity`                   |
+| `process-watcher`           | Watches named processes, calls out deaths                  | `nocville-npc process-watcher --processes=nginx,redis` |
+| `log-watcher`               | Error bursts in log files, last lines on a monitor         | `nocville-npc log-watcher --files=/var/log/app.log`    |
+| `receptionist`              | Lobby greetings, check-ins and front desk jokes            | `nocville-npc receptionist`                            |
+| `security`                  | Indoor/outdoor patrols and exterior door watch             | `nocville-npc security`                                |
+| `janitor`                   | Mops suspicious spots and complains about bugs everywhere. | `nocville-npc janitor`                                 |
+| `barista`                   | Your coffee order is getting a little out of hand.         | `nocville-npc barista`                                 |
+| `office-cat`                | Your desk belongs to the cat now.                          | `nocville-npc office-cat`                              |
+| `office-dog`                | Chief morale officer. Easily distracted.                   | `nocville-npc office-dog`                              |
+| `plant-caretaker`           | Every fern deserves a performance review.                  | `nocville-npc plant-caretaker`                         |
+| `it-technician`             | Have you tried turning it off and on again?                | `nocville-npc it-technician`                           |
+| `out-of-touch-executive`    | Big ideas. Long coffee breaks. Your overtime.              | `nocville-npc out-of-touch-executive`                  |
+| `slightly-inappropriate-hr` | People skills. Questionable discretion.                    | `nocville-npc slightly-inappropriate-hr`               |
+| `github-watcher`            | New commits on a commit board                              | `nocville-npc github-watcher --repo=owner/name`        |
+| `web-page-watcher`          | A web page rendered as a pixel-art TV                      | `nocville-npc web-page-watcher --url=https://…`        |
 
 Run `nocville-npc --help` to see every flag. Poll intervals below 5 seconds are raised to 5
 seconds. A few notes:
@@ -160,16 +169,28 @@ seconds. A few notes:
   `--latency-hosts` take comma-separated lists; latency targets accept `host:port` or
   `[ipv6]:port`. `--timeout=<ms>` bounds each check (default 5000).
 - **process-watcher**: matches executable names, so `--processes=python` also finds `python3.11`
-  but `sh` does not match `bash`. Use a full path to match one binary exactly. macOS and Linux
-  only.
+  but `sh` does not match `bash`. Works on macOS and Linux via `ps`, and Windows via
+  PowerShell/CIM performance counters. Windows accepts names with or without `.exe` and
+  reports CPU as a percentage of total machine capacity. Full-path matching is available
+  where the OS reports paths (macOS); use executable names on Windows and Linux.
 - **log-watcher**: `--error-pattern="ERROR|FATAL" --window=300 --error-warn=5 --error-crit=20`.
   Files are followed across log rotation and may be created after the watcher starts. Lines
   shown in the office have anything that looks like a secret (tokens, passwords, keys, URL
   credentials) redacted, but treat the screen as visible to your whole team.
-- **receptionist**: weather comes from the keyless open-meteo API. Set the place with
-  `--lat=52.5 --lon=13.4` or `--location=…`. Without either, it estimates your location from
-  your public IP via ipapi.co; pass `--no-ip-geo` to turn that off and show only the time. Add
-  `--fahrenheit` for °F.
+- **receptionist**: claims a free desk in a room named Lobby, Reception, Foyer or Entrance
+  (or its assigned work room). Without a desk, uses an open spot. Greets each arrival,
+  checks on a teammate every 2–4 minutes and makes a desk-side joke every 1–2 minutes.
+  No screen, weather requests or geolocation; old weather options are accepted but ignored.
+- **security**: continuously visits rooms and reachable outdoor areas, pausing beside
+  exterior doors for 15–30 seconds. Does not claim a desk. An explicit work-room rule
+  still confines its route, so leave it unassigned for office-wide rounds.
+- **office characters**: `janitor`, `barista`, `office-cat`, `office-dog`,
+  `plant-caretaker`, `it-technician`, `out-of-touch-executive`, and `slightly-inappropriate-hr` run without screens or
+  external service credentials. They share the usual API key, name, service ID and map
+  options. Run each as its own process. Their routes and conversation are synchronized by
+  the server, and work-room rules apply. Missing furniture or coworkers cause quiet walks
+  or floor rests instead. The technician's reboots and executive's requests are pretend.
+  Animals have custom walk, sleep and tail animations; staff carry their tools or coffee.
 - **github-watcher**: uses ETag polling. Set `GITHUB_TOKEN` for private repos and a higher rate
   limit (`--token` also works, but flags are visible to other users in the process list).
   Without a token it polls every 90 seconds to stay within GitHub's 60 requests per hour.

package/dist/cjs/cli.js

@@ -82,7 +82,16 @@ Monitoring NPC types:
   internet-connectivity   Monitor network connectivity
   process-watcher         Watch for running processes
   log-watcher             Watch log files for errors
-  receptionist            Greeter showing time + local weather
+  receptionist            Lobby greeter with office check-ins and jokes
+  security                Indoor/outdoor patrols and exterior door watch
+  janitor                 Mops suspicious spots and hunts office bugs
+  barista                 Takes increasingly absurd coffee orders
+  office-cat              Naps on desks and supervises keyboards
+  office-dog              Naps, barks at coworkers and runs around
+  plant-caretaker         Waters plants and reviews their performance
+  it-technician           Inspects tech gear and recommends reboots
+  out-of-touch-executive  Interrupts coworkers between long lounge breaks
+  slightly-inappropriate-hr  Desk-based HR with questionable people skills
   github-watcher          Call out new commits on a repo
   web-page-watcher        Render a watched web page as a pixel-art TV
 
@@ -137,13 +146,8 @@ Log Watcher Options:
   --error-crit=<n>        Error count for critical status (default: 20)
   --report-interval=<ms>  Report interval in ms (default: 15000)
 
-Receptionist Options:
-  --poll-interval=<ms>    Clock tick in ms (default: 60000)
-  --lat=<n> --lon=<n>     Explicit coordinates for weather
-  --location=<name>       Place name to geocode (open-meteo)
-  --no-ip-geo             Without --lat/--lon or --location, don't look up
-                          this machine's IP location (ipapi.co); show time only
-  --fahrenheit            Show temperature in °F (default: °C)
+Office Character Options:
+  --poll-interval=<ms>    Heartbeat interval in ms (default: 60000)
 
 GitHub Watcher Options:
   --repo=<owner/name>     Repository to watch (required)
@@ -396,6 +400,38 @@ async function main() {
             await npc.start();
             break;
         }
+        case 'security': {
+            if (!config.serviceId)
+                config.serviceId = 'security';
+            const { SecurityNPC } = await Promise.resolve().then(() => __importStar(require('./npcs/security/index.js')));
+            const npc = new SecurityNPC({
+                ...config,
+                pollInterval: (0, config_js_1.numberFlag)(parsed.flags, 'poll-interval'),
+            });
+            logger.info('Starting security NPC');
+            await npc.start();
+            break;
+        }
+        case 'janitor':
+        case 'barista':
+        case 'office-cat':
+        case 'office-dog':
+        case 'plant-caretaker':
+        case 'it-technician':
+        case 'out-of-touch-executive':
+        case 'slightly-inappropriate-hr': {
+            if (!config.serviceId)
+                config.serviceId = parsed.command;
+            const { OFFICE_CHARACTER_NPCS } = await Promise.resolve().then(() => __importStar(require('./npcs/office-characters/index.js')));
+            const NPCClass = OFFICE_CHARACTER_NPCS[parsed.command];
+            const npc = new NPCClass({
+                ...config,
+                pollInterval: (0, config_js_1.numberFlag)(parsed.flags, 'poll-interval'),
+            });
+            logger.info(`Starting ${parsed.command} NPC`);
+            await npc.start();
+            break;
+        }
         case 'github-watcher': {
             const repo = (0, config_js_1.stringFlag)(parsed.flags, 'repo');
             if (!repo) {

package/dist/cjs/core/base-npc.js

@@ -131,6 +131,13 @@ class BaseNPC {
             alertConfig: { heartbeatInterval: this.heartbeatSeconds },
             map: this.config.map,
         });
+        // An observer cannot interrupt monitoring or retries.
+        try {
+            this.config.onPushResult?.({ success: result.success, error: result.error });
+        }
+        catch {
+            /* observer only */
+        }
         if (!result.success) {
             this.reportPushFailure(result.error);
         }

package/dist/cjs/core/polling-npc.js

@@ -23,8 +23,10 @@ class PollingNPC extends base_npc_js_1.BaseNPC {
     lastPushed = null;
     lastPushAt = 0;
     pollInterval;
+    onCollection;
     constructor(config) {
         super(config);
+        this.onCollection = config.onCollection;
         const requested = config.pollInterval ?? 15000;
         this.pollInterval = Number.isFinite(requested)
             ? Math.max(exports.MIN_POLL_INTERVAL_MS, requested)
@@ -117,6 +119,12 @@ class PollingNPC extends base_npc_js_1.BaseNPC {
             // Stopped mid-collection: never push after (or race) the offline push.
             if (this.state !== 'running')
                 return;
+            try {
+                this.onCollection?.(metrics);
+            }
+            catch {
+                /* Diagnostics cannot stop publishing. */
+            }
             await this.pushMetrics(metrics);
             this.lastPushed = metrics;
             this.lastPushAt = Date.now();

package/dist/cjs/index.js

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 "use strict";
 Object.defineProperty(exports, "__esModule", { value: true });
 exports.ReceptionistNPC = exports.LogWatcherNPC = exports.ProcessWatcherNPC = exports.InternetConnectivityNPC = exports.ensureSessionFilterTemplate = exports.sessionPublishDecision = exports.sessionFilterPath = exports.loadSessionFilter = exports.pixelDevice = exports.pixelArtFromPng = exports.encodePixelArt = exports.userConfigPath = exports.saveUserConfig = exports.loadUserConfig = exports.redactSecrets = exports.shortPath = exports.shortCommand = exports.describeToolUse = exports.CodexWatcher = exports.parseRolloutLine = exports.uninstallCodexHooks = exports.setupCodexHooks = exports.codexTransition = exports.handleCodexHookEvent = exports.handleCodexCommand = exports.claudeTransition = exports.processHookEvent = exports.uninstallHooks = exports.setupHooks = exports.handleHookEvent = exports.handleClaudeCodeCommand = exports.ClaudeCodeNPC = exports.SystemMonitorNPC = exports.pushHistory = exports.statusColor = exports.NpcConfigError = exports.sanitizeText = exports.truncate = exports.moodForStatus = exports.worstStatus = exports.evaluateThreshold = exports.numberFlag = exports.boolFlag = exports.stringFlag = exports.resolveConfig = exports.parseArgs = exports.Logger = exports.EventNPC = exports.PollingNPC = exports.BaseNPC = void 0;
-exports.normalizeCursorEvent = exports.isCursorInvocation = exports.CURSOR_HOOK_EVENTS = exports.installCursorHooksInto = exports.uninstallCursorHooks = exports.setupCursorHooks = exports.handleCursorHookEvent = exports.cursorServiceId = exports.CURSOR_ADAPTER = exports.CURSOR_DEFAULTS = exports.GEMINI_HOOK_EVENTS = exports.installGeminiHooksInto = exports.uninstallGeminiHooks = exports.setupGeminiHooks = exports.handleGeminiHookEvent = exports.geminiServiceId = exports.geminiTransition = exports.GEMINI_ADAPTER = exports.GEMINI_DEFAULTS = exports.WebPageWatcherNPC = exports.GitHubWatcherNPC = void 0;
+exports.OFFICE_CHARACTER_NPCS = exports.SlightlyInappropriateHRNPC = exports.OutOfTouchExecutiveNPC = exports.ITTechnicianNPC = exports.PlantCaretakerNPC = exports.OfficeDogNPC = exports.OfficeCatNPC = exports.BaristaNPC = exports.JanitorNPC = exports.SecurityNPC = exports.normalizeCursorEvent = exports.isCursorInvocation = exports.CURSOR_HOOK_EVENTS = exports.installCursorHooksInto = exports.uninstallCursorHooks = exports.setupCursorHooks = exports.handleCursorHookEvent = exports.cursorServiceId = exports.CURSOR_ADAPTER = exports.CURSOR_DEFAULTS = exports.GEMINI_HOOK_EVENTS = exports.installGeminiHooksInto = exports.uninstallGeminiHooks = exports.setupGeminiHooks = exports.handleGeminiHookEvent = exports.geminiServiceId = exports.geminiTransition = exports.GEMINI_ADAPTER = exports.GEMINI_DEFAULTS = exports.WebPageWatcherNPC = exports.GitHubWatcherNPC = void 0;
 // Core
 var base_npc_js_1 = require("./core/base-npc.js");
 Object.defineProperty(exports, "BaseNPC", { enumerable: true, get: function () { return base_npc_js_1.BaseNPC; } });
@@ -100,4 +100,16 @@ Object.defineProperty(exports, "CURSOR_HOOK_EVENTS", { enumerable: true, get: fu
 var normalize_js_1 = require("./npcs/cursor/normalize.js");
 Object.defineProperty(exports, "isCursorInvocation", { enumerable: true, get: function () { return normalize_js_1.isCursorInvocation; } });
 Object.defineProperty(exports, "normalizeCursorEvent", { enumerable: true, get: function () { return normalize_js_1.normalizeCursorEvent; } });
+var index_js_12 = require("./npcs/security/index.js");
+Object.defineProperty(exports, "SecurityNPC", { enumerable: true, get: function () { return index_js_12.SecurityNPC; } });
+var index_js_13 = require("./npcs/office-characters/index.js");
+Object.defineProperty(exports, "JanitorNPC", { enumerable: true, get: function () { return index_js_13.JanitorNPC; } });
+Object.defineProperty(exports, "BaristaNPC", { enumerable: true, get: function () { return index_js_13.BaristaNPC; } });
+Object.defineProperty(exports, "OfficeCatNPC", { enumerable: true, get: function () { return index_js_13.OfficeCatNPC; } });
+Object.defineProperty(exports, "OfficeDogNPC", { enumerable: true, get: function () { return index_js_13.OfficeDogNPC; } });
+Object.defineProperty(exports, "PlantCaretakerNPC", { enumerable: true, get: function () { return index_js_13.PlantCaretakerNPC; } });
+Object.defineProperty(exports, "ITTechnicianNPC", { enumerable: true, get: function () { return index_js_13.ITTechnicianNPC; } });
+Object.defineProperty(exports, "OutOfTouchExecutiveNPC", { enumerable: true, get: function () { return index_js_13.OutOfTouchExecutiveNPC; } });
+Object.defineProperty(exports, "SlightlyInappropriateHRNPC", { enumerable: true, get: function () { return index_js_13.SlightlyInappropriateHRNPC; } });
+Object.defineProperty(exports, "OFFICE_CHARACTER_NPCS", { enumerable: true, get: function () { return index_js_13.OFFICE_CHARACTER_NPCS; } });
 //# sourceMappingURL=index.js.map

package/dist/cjs/npcs/agent-common/shim.js

@@ -83,13 +83,19 @@ try {
 if (neutral) process.stdout.write('{}\\n');
 `;
 function installHookShim(nodePath, cliPath) {
+    // Desktop ships this same CLI with Electron's Node runtime. Keep the flag in
+    // the launcher (never globally), inherited by flush/watchdog child processes.
+    const electron = !!process.versions['electron'];
     writeChanged((0, exports.RUNTIME_POINTER)(), JSON.stringify({ node: nodePath, cli: cliPath }, null, 2) + '\n', 0o600);
     writeChanged((0, node_path_1.join)((0, node_path_1.dirname)((0, exports.RUNTIME_POINTER)()), 'node-path'), nodePath + '\n', 0o600);
     writeChanged((0, node_path_1.join)((0, node_path_1.dirname)((0, exports.SHIM_PATH)()), 'launch.cjs'), LAUNCHER, 0o600);
-    writeChanged((0, exports.SHIM_PATH)(), SHIM, 0o755);
+    writeChanged((0, exports.SHIM_PATH)(), electron ? SHIM.replace('exec "$NODE"', 'export ELECTRON_RUN_AS_NODE=1\nexec "$NODE"') : SHIM, 0o755);
     (0, node_fs_1.chmodSync)((0, exports.SHIM_PATH)(), 0o755);
     // Both launchers use the same bootstrap, including imported-Cursor detection.
-    writeChanged((0, exports.SHIM_PATH)() + '.cmd', WINDOWS_SHIM.replace(/\n/g, '\r\n'), 0o755);
+    const windowsShim = electron
+        ? WINDOWS_SHIM.replace(':launch\n', ':launch\nset "ELECTRON_RUN_AS_NODE=1"\n')
+        : WINDOWS_SHIM;
+    writeChanged((0, exports.SHIM_PATH)() + '.cmd', windowsShim.replace(/\n/g, '\r\n'), 0o755);
     (0, runtime_js_1.pruneOldRuntimes)((0, node_path_1.dirname)((0, exports.RUNTIME_POINTER)()));
     return (0, exports.SHIM_PATH)();
 }

package/dist/cjs/npcs/github-watcher/github.js

@@ -0,0 +1,109 @@
+"use strict";
+Object.defineProperty(exports, "__esModule", { value: true });
+exports.fetchCommits = fetchCommits;
+exports.commitsWithin = commitsWithin;
+exports.relativeTime = relativeTime;
+exports.newCommitsSince = newCommitsSince;
+function toNum(v) {
+    if (v === null)
+        return null;
+    const n = Number(v);
+    return Number.isNaN(n) ? null : n;
+}
+/**
+ * Fetch recent commits from the GitHub REST API using conditional requests.
+ * Passing the previous ETag yields a 304 (which does not count against the
+ * unauthenticated 60/hour limit) when nothing has changed. Never throws —
+ * network errors surface as `status: 0`.
+ */
+async function fetchCommits(repo, opts = {}) {
+    const perPage = opts.perPage ?? 10;
+    const url = `https://api.github.com/repos/${repo}/commits?per_page=${perPage}`;
+    const headers = {
+        Accept: 'application/vnd.github+json',
+        'User-Agent': 'nocville-npc',
+        'X-GitHub-Api-Version': '2022-11-28',
+    };
+    if (opts.token)
+        headers['Authorization'] = `Bearer ${opts.token}`;
+    if (opts.etag)
+        headers['If-None-Match'] = opts.etag;
+    const controller = new AbortController();
+    const timer = setTimeout(() => controller.abort(), opts.timeoutMs ?? 5000);
+    try {
+        const res = await fetch(url, { headers, signal: controller.signal });
+        const rateRemaining = toNum(res.headers.get('x-ratelimit-remaining'));
+        const etag = res.headers.get('etag');
+        if (res.status === 304) {
+            return { notModified: true, commits: [], etag: opts.etag ?? null, rateRemaining, status: 304 };
+        }
+        if (!res.ok) {
+            // Drain the body so the socket can be reused.
+            await res.text().catch(() => undefined);
+            return { notModified: false, commits: [], etag, rateRemaining, status: res.status };
+        }
+        const body = (await res.json());
+        const commits = body.map((c) => parseCommit(c));
+        return { notModified: false, commits, etag, rateRemaining, status: res.status };
+    }
+    catch {
+        return { notModified: false, commits: [], etag: null, rateRemaining: null, status: 0 };
+    }
+    finally {
+        clearTimeout(timer);
+    }
+}
+function parseCommit(c) {
+    const commit = c['commit'] ?? {};
+    const commitAuthor = commit['author'] ?? {};
+    const ghAuthor = c['author'] ?? {};
+    const message = String(commit['message'] ?? '').split('\n')[0] ?? '';
+    return {
+        sha: String(c['sha'] ?? ''),
+        author: String(commitAuthor['name'] ?? ghAuthor['login'] ?? 'unknown'),
+        message,
+        date: String(commitAuthor['date'] ?? ''),
+    };
+}
+/** Count how many commits landed within the last `hours`. */
+function commitsWithin(commits, hours, now = Date.now()) {
+    const cutoff = now - hours * 3600_000;
+    return commits.filter((c) => {
+        const t = Date.parse(c.date);
+        return Number.isFinite(t) && t >= cutoff;
+    }).length;
+}
+/** Short relative-time string like "3m ago", "2h ago", "1d ago". */
+function relativeTime(iso, now = Date.now()) {
+    const t = Date.parse(iso);
+    if (!Number.isFinite(t))
+        return 'unknown';
+    const secs = Math.max(0, Math.round((now - t) / 1000));
+    if (secs < 60)
+        return `${secs}s ago`;
+    const mins = Math.round(secs / 60);
+    if (mins < 60)
+        return `${mins}m ago`;
+    const hrs = Math.round(mins / 60);
+    if (hrs < 24)
+        return `${hrs}h ago`;
+    const days = Math.round(hrs / 24);
+    return `${days}d ago`;
+}
+/**
+ * Return the commits newer than `lastSeenSha`, newest-first. When the sha isn't
+ * present in the window (more than a page of new commits, or rewritten history)
+ * every fetched commit is treated as new. An undefined sha means "not seeded
+ * yet" — returns empty so the caller can seed without a spurious announcement.
+ */
+function newCommitsSince(commits, lastSeenSha) {
+    if (!lastSeenSha)
+        return [];
+    const idx = commits.findIndex((c) => c.sha === lastSeenSha);
+    if (idx === 0)
+        return []; // newest is already seen
+    if (idx === -1)
+        return commits; // fell out of the window — treat all as new
+    return commits.slice(0, idx);
+}
+//# sourceMappingURL=github.js.map

package/dist/cjs/npcs/office-characters/index.js

@@ -0,0 +1,102 @@
+"use strict";
+Object.defineProperty(exports, "__esModule", { value: true });
+exports.OFFICE_CHARACTER_NPCS = exports.SlightlyInappropriateHRNPC = exports.OutOfTouchExecutiveNPC = exports.ITTechnicianNPC = exports.PlantCaretakerNPC = exports.OfficeDogNPC = exports.OfficeCatNPC = exports.BaristaNPC = exports.JanitorNPC = void 0;
+const polling_npc_js_1 = require("../../core/polling-npc.js");
+/** Quiet heartbeats; the authoritative server drives routines and conversation. */
+class OfficeCharacterNPC extends polling_npc_js_1.PollingNPC {
+    constructor(config) {
+        super({ ...config, pollInterval: config.pollInterval ?? 60_000 });
+    }
+    get archetype() {
+        return 'custom';
+    }
+    get behavior() {
+        return { role: this.name, activity: 'idle', idlePose: 'stand' };
+    }
+    async collect() {
+        return { status: 'healthy', mood: 'happy', message: '', metrics: {} };
+    }
+}
+class JanitorNPC extends OfficeCharacterNPC {
+    get name() {
+        return 'janitor';
+    }
+    get defaultDisplayName() {
+        return 'Janitor';
+    }
+}
+exports.JanitorNPC = JanitorNPC;
+class BaristaNPC extends OfficeCharacterNPC {
+    get name() {
+        return 'barista';
+    }
+    get defaultDisplayName() {
+        return 'Barista';
+    }
+}
+exports.BaristaNPC = BaristaNPC;
+class OfficeCatNPC extends OfficeCharacterNPC {
+    get name() {
+        return 'office-cat';
+    }
+    get defaultDisplayName() {
+        return 'Office Cat';
+    }
+}
+exports.OfficeCatNPC = OfficeCatNPC;
+class OfficeDogNPC extends OfficeCharacterNPC {
+    get name() {
+        return 'office-dog';
+    }
+    get defaultDisplayName() {
+        return 'Office Dog';
+    }
+}
+exports.OfficeDogNPC = OfficeDogNPC;
+class PlantCaretakerNPC extends OfficeCharacterNPC {
+    get name() {
+        return 'plant-caretaker';
+    }
+    get defaultDisplayName() {
+        return 'Plant Caretaker';
+    }
+}
+exports.PlantCaretakerNPC = PlantCaretakerNPC;
+class ITTechnicianNPC extends OfficeCharacterNPC {
+    get name() {
+        return 'it-technician';
+    }
+    get defaultDisplayName() {
+        return 'IT Technician';
+    }
+}
+exports.ITTechnicianNPC = ITTechnicianNPC;
+class OutOfTouchExecutiveNPC extends OfficeCharacterNPC {
+    get name() {
+        return 'out-of-touch-executive';
+    }
+    get defaultDisplayName() {
+        return 'Out-of-Touch Executive';
+    }
+}
+exports.OutOfTouchExecutiveNPC = OutOfTouchExecutiveNPC;
+class SlightlyInappropriateHRNPC extends OfficeCharacterNPC {
+    get name() {
+        return 'slightly-inappropriate-hr';
+    }
+    get defaultDisplayName() {
+        return 'Slightly Inappropriate HR';
+    }
+}
+exports.SlightlyInappropriateHRNPC = SlightlyInappropriateHRNPC;
+exports.OFFICE_CHARACTER_NPCS = {
+    janitor: JanitorNPC,
+    barista: BaristaNPC,
+    'office-cat': OfficeCatNPC,
+    'office-dog': OfficeDogNPC,
+    'plant-caretaker': PlantCaretakerNPC,
+    'it-technician': ITTechnicianNPC,
+    'out-of-touch-executive': OutOfTouchExecutiveNPC,
+    'slightly-inappropriate-hr': SlightlyInappropriateHRNPC,
+};
+//# sourceMappingURL=index.js.map

package/dist/cjs/npcs/process-watcher/index.js

@@ -16,7 +16,6 @@ class ProcessWatcherNPC extends polling_npc_js_1.PollingNPC {
     cpuHistories = new Map();
     previousRunning = null;
     constructor(config) {
-        (0, errors_js_1.assertPosix)('process-watcher', 'It relies on the POSIX `ps` command; run it under WSL/Linux, or use system-monitor instead.');
         super(config);
         this.processes = [...new Set(config.processes.map((p) => p.trim()).filter(Boolean))];
         if (this.processes.length === 0) {

package/dist/cjs/npcs/process-watcher/process-scanner.js

@@ -4,10 +4,13 @@ exports.detectTransitions = detectTransitions;
 exports.parsePsOutput = parsePsOutput;
 exports.matchesName = matchesName;
 exports.listProcesses = listProcesses;
+exports.parseWindowsProcesses = parseWindowsProcesses;
 exports.matchProcesses = matchProcesses;
 exports.scanProcesses = scanProcesses;
 const node_child_process_1 = require("node:child_process");
 const node_util_1 = require("node:util");
+const node_os_1 = require("node:os");
+const node_path_1 = require("node:path");
 const execFileAsync = (0, node_util_1.promisify)(node_child_process_1.execFile);
 /** Bounds on the `ps` call: a wedged or enormous process table can't stall or flood us. */
 const PS_TIMEOUT_MS = 5000;
@@ -60,10 +63,10 @@ function parsePsOutput(stdout) {
  * Unlike a substring match, `sh` does not match `bash` or `ssh-agent`.
  */
 function matchesName(comm, searchName) {
-    if (searchName.includes('/'))
+    if (/[\\/]/.test(searchName))
         return comm === searchName;
-    const base = (comm.split('/').pop() ?? comm).toLowerCase();
-    const name = searchName.toLowerCase();
+    const base = (comm.split(/[\\/]/).pop() ?? comm).toLowerCase().replace(/\.exe$/, '');
+    const name = searchName.toLowerCase().replace(/\.exe$/, '');
     if (base === name)
         return true;
     if (name.length > LINUX_COMM_LEN && base === name.slice(0, LINUX_COMM_LEN))
@@ -72,6 +75,18 @@ function matchesName(comm, searchName) {
 }
 /** List every process. Throws if `ps` fails — callers must not read that as "all dead". */
 async function listProcesses() {
+    if (process.platform === 'win32') {
+        // Fixed command, no user strings interpolated. Performance counters report a
+        // sampling interval (Get-Process.CPU is lifetime CPU seconds, not a percent).
+        const executable = (0, node_path_1.join)(process.env['SystemRoot'] || 'C:\\Windows', 'System32', 'WindowsPowerShell', 'v1.0', 'powershell.exe');
+        const { stdout } = await execFileAsync(executable, [
+            '-NoProfile',
+            '-NonInteractive',
+            '-Command',
+            '$ErrorActionPreference="Stop"; Get-CimInstance Win32_PerfFormattedData_PerfProc_Process | Select-Object IDProcess,Name,PercentProcessorTime,WorkingSetPrivate | ConvertTo-Json -Compress',
+        ], { timeout: PS_TIMEOUT_MS, maxBuffer: PS_MAX_BUFFER, windowsHide: true });
+        return parseWindowsProcesses(stdout, (0, node_os_1.cpus)().length);
+    }
     const { stdout } = await execFileAsync('ps', ['-eo', 'pid=,pcpu=,rss=,comm='], {
         timeout: PS_TIMEOUT_MS,
         maxBuffer: PS_MAX_BUFFER,
@@ -80,6 +95,29 @@ async function listProcesses() {
     });
     return parsePsOutput(stdout);
 }
+/** Windows instance suffixes (#1, #2) distinguish copies of the same executable. */
+function parseWindowsProcesses(stdout, cores = 1) {
+    const value = JSON.parse(stdout.replace(/^\uFEFF/, ''));
+    const rows = Array.isArray(value) ? value : value ? [value] : [];
+    return rows.flatMap((row) => {
+        const pid = Number(row.IDProcess);
+        const cpu = Number(row.PercentProcessorTime);
+        const bytes = Number(row.WorkingSetPrivate);
+        if (!(pid > 0) ||
+            !Number.isFinite(cpu) ||
+            !Number.isFinite(bytes) ||
+            typeof row.Name !== 'string')
+            return [];
+        return [
+            {
+                pid,
+                cpu: cpu / Math.max(1, cores),
+                memKb: bytes / 1024,
+                comm: row.Name.replace(/#\d+$/, ''),
+            },
+        ];
+    });
+}
 /** Summarise each watched name against a process list (CPU and memory summed per name). */
 function matchProcesses(names, entries) {
     return names.map((name) => {
@@ -100,7 +138,7 @@ function matchProcesses(names, entries) {
 }
 /**
  * Scan for processes by name and return their status and resource usage.
- * Works on macOS and Linux via `ps`. Throws when the process list is unavailable.
+ * Uses `ps` on macOS/Linux and CIM on Windows. Throws when the process list is unavailable.
  */
 async function scanProcesses(names) {
     return matchProcesses(names, await listProcesses());