@mrfentmen/chuck-norris-mcp 1.0.0

package/README.md

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+# Chuck Norris MCP
+
+Chuck Norris jokes from the public Chuck Norris API. No key required.
+
+This file is self contained. It reads public data only and never writes to the machine. All output is bounded and honest about what could not be fetched.
+
+## Tools
+
+
+* `random`  A random joke.
+* `categories`  Joke categories.
+
+## Usage
+
+```bash
+npm install
+npm run build
+node dist/index.js
+```
+
+Data comes from the public Chuck Norris API.

package/dist/api.js

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+const BASE = "https://api.chucknorris.io";
+const UA = "mrfentmen-chuck-norris-mcp/1.0 (https://github.com/mrfentmen)";
+export class ChuckError extends Error {
+}
+async function get(url) {
+    const res = await fetch(url, {
+        headers: { "User-Agent": UA, Accept: "application/json" },
+        signal: AbortSignal.timeout(30000),
+    });
+    if (!res.ok)
+        throw new ChuckError(`Chuck Norris API returned HTTP ${res.status}`);
+    return (await res.json());
+}
+export async function random(_args) {
+    const d = await get(`${BASE}/jokes/random`);
+    return d?.value ?? "No joke found";
+}
+export async function categories(_args) {
+    const d = await get(`${BASE}/jokes/categories`);
+    const list = d ?? [];
+    if (!list.length)
+        return "No categories found";
+    return `Chuck Norris joke categories (${list.length}):\n` + list.map((c, i) => `${i + 1}. ${c}`).join("\n");
+}

package/dist/index.js

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+import { StdioServerTransport } from "@modelcontextprotocol/sdk/server/stdio.js";
+import { createServer } from "./server.js";
+const main = async () => { const server = createServer(); await server.connect(new StdioServerTransport()); };
+main().catch((error) => { console.error("Fatal error:", error); process.exit(1); });

package/dist/server.js

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+import { McpServer } from "@modelcontextprotocol/sdk/server/mcp.js";
+import { z } from "zod";
+import { categories } from "./api.js";
+import { random } from "./api.js";
+const text = (value) => ({ content: [{ type: "text", text: value }] });
+const textError = (t) => ({ content: [{ type: "text", text: t }], isError: true });
+const READ_ONLY = { readOnlyHint: true, openWorldHint: true };
+const error = (e) => `Error: ${e instanceof Error ? e.message : String(e)}`;
+export function createServer() {
+    const server = new McpServer({ name: "chuck-norris-mcp", version: "1.0.0" });
+    server.registerTool("random", {
+        title: "Random",
+        description: "A random Chuck Norris joke.",
+        inputSchema: z.object({}),
+        annotations: READ_ONLY,
+    }, async (args) => {
+        try {
+            return text(await random(args));
+        }
+        catch (e) {
+            return textError(error(e));
+        }
+    });
+    server.registerTool("categories", {
+        title: "Categories",
+        description: "Joke categories.",
+        inputSchema: z.object({}),
+        annotations: READ_ONLY,
+    }, async (args) => {
+        try {
+            return text(await categories(args));
+        }
+        catch (e) {
+            return textError(error(e));
+        }
+    });
+    return server;
+}

package/package.json

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+{
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "type": "module",
+  "repository": {
+    "type": "git",
+    "url": "https://github.com/mrfentmen/chuck-norris-mcp.git"
+  },
+  "bin": {
+    "chuck-norris-mcp": "./dist/index.js"
+  },
+  "main": "./dist/index.js",
+  "files": [
+    "dist",
+    "server.json",
+    "README.md"
+  ],
+  "scripts": {
+    "build": "tsc -p tsconfig.json",
+    "start": "node dist/index.js",
+    "dev": "npm run build && node dist/index.js"
+  },
+  "license": "MIT",
+  "dependencies": {
+    "@modelcontextprotocol/sdk": "^1.0.4",
+    "zod": "^3.23.8"
+  },
+  "devDependencies": {
+    "@types/node": "^22.0.0",
+    "typescript": "^5.6.0"
+  },
+  "name": "@mrfentmen/chuck-norris-mcp",
+  "description": "Chuck Norris jokes from the Chuck Norris API. No key required.",
+  "mcpName": "io.github.mrfentmen/chuck-norris-mcp",
+  "keywords": [
+    "mcp",
+    "jokes",
+    "chuck norris",
+    "fun",
+    "quotes"
+  ],
+  "engines": {
+    "node": ">=20"
+  }
+}

package/server.json

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+{
+  "$schema": "https://static.modelcontextprotocol.io/schemas/2025-12-11/server.schema.json",
+  "name": "io.github.mrfentmen/chuck-norris-mcp",
+  "description": "Chuck Norris jokes from the Chuck Norris API. No key required.",
+  "repository": {
+    "url": "https://github.com/mrfentmen/chuck-norris-mcp",
+    "source": "github"
+  },
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "packages": [
+    {
+      "registryType": "npm",
+      "identifier": "@mrfentmen/chuck-norris-mcp",
+      "version": "1.0.0",
+      "transport": {
+        "type": "stdio"
+      }
+    }
+  ]
+}