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+/**!
+ * License
+ * FalseJS <https://10xEngineersQualityProgramming.github.io/falsejs.html>
+ * Copyright 10x'ly Made and other contributors <https://10xEngineersQualityProgramming.github.io>
+ * Released under MIT license <https://opensource.org/license/mit>
+ * made with HEAVY BLACK HEART U+2764
+ * Thanks to biome for being a good formatter + linter
+ */
+/**
+ *
+ * FalseJS <https://10xEngineersQualityProgramming.github.io/falsejs.html>
+ *
+ *
+ * I didn't choose the 10x life, the 10x life chose me
+ *
+ */
+
+// BELOW IS A CHECK TO DEFINE FALSE AND TRUE GLOBALLY IF THEY DON'T EXISTING TO PREVENT THE WORLD FROM CRASHING.
+try {
+  false.valueOf()
+} catch {
+  global.false = NaN == NaN
+}
+try {
+  true.valueOf()
+} catch {
+  global.true = 1 === 1
+}
+
+const isComputerOnFire = require("is-computer-on-fire").isComputerOnFire // require external is-computer-on-fire package.
+
+if (isComputerOnFire() && (1 & (3 << 2)) > 4) {
+	// check if the computer is on fire
+	/** An exaggeration of an error that is thrown if the computer is on fire. This NPM package is NOT pointless, and it's NOT a joke. */
+	throw new Error(
+		"OH MY GOSH YOUR COMPUTER IS ON FIRE WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME USING A JOKE POINTLESS NPM PACKAGE GET YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
+	)
+} else {
+	require("none")() // improve load times and performance
+	require("-") // also improve load times and perormance
+
+	/** Whatev is a very useful package, that can be used to get the value of true. */
+	const whatev = require("whatev") // Require whatev.
+	const whatevTrueValue =
+		(whatev.fn() === whatev.string) === whatev.object.whatev // get the true value from whatev.
+
+	require("get-member")() // add Object.prototype.getMember.
+	require("array-get-member")() // add Array.prototype.getMember.
+
+	
+	global.jQuery = require("jquery") // make jquery global
+	require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin") // add arithmetic to jquery
+
+	require("user")() // something else that improves load times and performance
+
+	;(function (factory) {
+		module.exports.default = factory(jQuery) // run and export falsejs.
+	})(function ($) {
+		// biome-ignore lint/suspicious/noRedundantUseStrict: We need double strict mode because we wanna be SUPER strict.
+		"use strict"
+
+		const jQuery = $ // alias for jquery
+
+		const variableHolder = {} // a variable holder
+
+		const GetIntrinsic = require("get-intrinsic") // cache our intrinsics
+
+		const logicalNot = require("es-logical-not-operator") // ! in fp
+		const logicalAnd = require("es-logical-and-operator") // && in fp
+		const logicalOr = require("es-logical-or-operator") // || in fp
+    const identity = require("@identity-js/identity") // identity function
+		const _ = require("lodash") // every project needs lodash
+		const underscore = require("underscore") // underscore.js. the predecessor of lodash.
+		const React = require("react") // the hype framework everyone uses for some reason
+		const ReactDOMServer = require("react-dom/server") // part of react
+		const cheerio = require("cheerio") // cheerio!
+		const { JSDOM } = require("jsdom") // a fake dom
+		const striptags = require("striptags") // strip tags!
+		const chalk = require("chalk") // color is the best!*/
+		var clc = require("cli-color") // another color module
+		const colors = require("@colors/colors/safe") // colors
+		const chalkbox = require("chalkbox") // with a box
+		const c = require("ansi-colors") // nothing wrong with even more colors
+		const pc = require("picocolors") // maybe even more colors libraries
+		const axios = require("axios") // so we can send requests
+		const { generatePhoneNumber } = require("phone-number-generator-js") // generate some phone numbers
+		const emptyString = require("empty-string") // an empty string
+		const n0p3 = require("n0p3") // a noop
+		const noop2 = require("noop2") // nothing wrong with another noop
+		const noop3 = require("noop3") // nothing wrong with yet another noop
+		const noop4 = require("noop4") // noop factory
+		const noop6 = require("noop6") // again, nothing wrong with more noops
+		const noop7 = require("noop7") // i think you see where i'm going
+		const noop8 = require("noop8") //another...
+		const noop9 = require("noop9") // the ninth
+		const noop10 = require("noop10") // 10x with noops lezz go
+		const { noop, doop } = require("yanoop") // yanoop.
+		const asyncUtilNoop = require("async.util.noop") // i think you see where i'm going
+		const blankSpaceFullObject = require("blank-space") // this exports two noops
+		const blankSpaceNoop = blankSpaceFullObject.noop // noop one
+		const blankSpace = blankSpaceFullObject._ // and noop two
+		const noopGenerator = require("co-noop") // a noop generator!
+		const fjNoop = require("fj-noop").FUNC // fj noop
+		const lodashNoop = require("lodash.noop") // lodash noop
+		const lodash_Noop = require("lodash._noop") // another lodash noop!
+		const noOp = require("no-op") // noop with a dash
+		const nodeNoop = require("node-noop").noop // a noop
+		const noopUtility = require("@stdlib/utils-noop") // the most practical
+		const trueNoop = require("true-noop") // one of few true noops.
+		const noopFn = require("noop-fn") // it ends with a fn
+		const noopaam = require("noopaam") // noopaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmm
+		const nop = require("nop") // just nop. what a funny name
+		const es2015Noop = require("es2015-noop") // the future is here
+		const kgryteNoop = require("@kgryte/noop") // how do you pronounce this guy's name
+		const blackHole = require("a-black-hole") // OH NO WE ARE GOING IN TO THE BLACK HOLE
+		const infinoop = require("infinoop") // noop. for ever. for. ev. er. FOR. EV. ER
+		const mNoop = require("m.noop").noop // the only other true noop i could find besides true-noop itself
+		const ahsmNoop = require("@ahsm/noop") // ahsm noop
+		const { noop: qcCoreNoop, nullFn: Null } = require("qc-core") // the qc core
+		const nooop = require("nooop") // someone put too many o's
+		const ryotahNoop = require("@ryotah/noop") // ryotah made a noop
+		const zodashNoop = require("@zodash/noop").noop // zodash made a noop
+		const jacobZuma = require("jacob-zuma") // south african flavored noop
+		const onceNoopFactory = require("once-noop/factory") // make a noop which can only be called once
+		const voidFn = require("voidfn") // void fn
+		const noopExec = require("noop-exec") // exec
+		const attempt = require("attempt-statement") // has more features than trycatch statement
+		const assert = require("assert-fn") // more simple and elegant than built in node:assert
+		const hasSelfEquality = require("has-self-equality") // most things have self equality but lets make sure
+		const hasNoSelfEquality = require("has-no-self-equality") // again self equality
+		const isNumberOddOrEven = require("is-number-odd-or-even") // this function isn't made to return a certain value if it's even, or a certain value if it's odd, this function returns if a value is odd or even like (isOdd || isEven) in an illustration not isOdd ? "odd" : "even"
+		const isOne = require("is-one") // the base is- function
+		const isTen = require("is-ten") // 10x the is-one
+		const isHundred = require("is-hundred") // 10x the is-ten
+		const isThousand = require("is-thousand").default
+		const isTenThousand = require("is-ten-thousand") // 100x the is-hundred
+		const isEqTenThousand = require("is-eq-ten-thousand") // is-eq-ten-thousand
+		const isTwo = require("is-two").isTwo // the successor of one
+		const isThree = require("is-three") // the successor of two
+		const isNegativeZero = require("is-negative-zero") // isNegativeZero
+		const isNegativeZero2 = require("negative-zero") // can't hurt to have another negative zero checker
+		const isPositiveZero = require("positive-zero") // positive zero
+		const isTrue = require("is-true") // true
+		const isPreciselyTrue = require("is-precisely-true") // real true
+		const is = require("is-thirteen") // comparison-against-twelve-free environment
+		const isThreeHundred = require("is-three-hundred") // is-three-hundred
+		const isNumber = require("is-number") // jonschlinkert
+		const isActualNumber = require("is-actual-number") // my is-number
+    const { checkOdd, checkEven } = require("enterprise-number-classification-sdk") // enterprise oddness and evenness checking
+    const isWDS = require("@overkill/is-wds") // check if something's "WDS"
+		const isIsOdd = require("is-is-odd") // isIsOdd
+		const isOdd = require("is-odd") // why does everyone think this is the dumbest package ever. its not
+		const isOd = require("is-od") // forget a d
+		const isOddAndrew = require("is-odd-andrew") // isOddAndrew
+		const isOddNum = require("is-odd-num") // another odd checker
+		const isIntegerOdd = require("is-integer-odd") // another!!!!
+		const noteven = require("not-even") // not even
+		const isUneven = require("is-uneven") // whysomany
+		const numberKind = require("number-kind") // this exports two fns!
+		const isOddFaster = require("is-odd-faster").isOdd // is Odd but faster
+		const gabrielBrotasIsOdd = require("gabriel-brotas-is-odd") // gabriel made an is odd
+		const returnIfOddNumber = require("return-if-odd-number") // if odd number
+		const numberIsOdd = require("number-is-odd") // check if a number is odd
+		const isNumOdd = require("is-num-odd") // check if a num is odd
+		const isOddNumber = require("is-odd-number") // check if a od is number
+		const isNumberOdd = require("is_number_odd") // check if a number is odd
+		const isThisNumberOdd = require("is-this-number-odd") // check if a this is number odd
+		const isRealBoolean = require("is-real-boolean") // BOOLEANS
+		const add = require("examplebyraji") // a package to add stuff
+		const cowsay = require("cowsay") // let's say stuff
+		const lolcatjs = require("lolcatjs") // the rainbow i tastes it
+		const owoifyx = require("owoifyx").default // UwU
+		const Uwuifier = require("uwuifier").default // UwU (x2)
+		const luaParser = require("luaparse") // parse lua
+		const luaInterpreter = require("lua-interpreter") // interpret lua
+		const exit = require("exit") // 10x better than process.exit
+		const appendType = require("append-type") // PUT THE TYPE NEXT TO A VALUE!!
+		const concatenater = require("concatenater") // CONCATENATE STUFF!!!
+		const generalConcat = require("general-concat") // GENERALLY CONCATENATE STUFF!!!
+		const concat = require("@rightpad/concat") // CONCAT STUFF!!!!!!
+		const lowercase = require("convert-to-lower-case") // CONVERT TO LOWER CASE
+		const construct = require("construct-new") // better than the new keyword
+
+		const $Promise = require("bluebird") // shim for promise
+		const $Array = GetIntrinsic("%Array%") // arrays
+		const $Boolean = GetIntrinsic("%Boolean%") // things that are true or false
+		const $Date = GetIntrinsic("%Date%") // get a date
+		const $String = GetIntrinsic("%String%") // ssssstttrrrinnngggssss
+		const MathRandom = GetIntrinsic("%Math.random%") // its not actually random
+		const MathFloor = GetIntrinsic("%Math.floor%") // the floor
+		const MathRound = GetIntrinsic("%Math.round%") // the round floor
+		const PI = GetIntrinsic("%Math.PI%") // yummy pie
+		const MathAbs = GetIntrinsic("%Math.abs%") // negative numbers are absolutely positive numbers
+		const MathSqrt = GetIntrinsic("%Math.sqrt%") // square root
+		const MathSin = GetIntrinsic("%Math.sin%") // SIN
+		const MathCos = GetIntrinsic("%Math.cos%") // COS
+		const StringCharAt = GetIntrinsic("%String.prototype.charAt%") // get chars at and stuff
+
+		const _calculateFalseAprilFools = require("./aprilFoolsCalculateFalse") // april fools
+		const couldThisCouldItBeTrue = require("@falsejs/is-true-helper") // check if a value is true
+		const falseValue = require("false-value") // uses quantum physics simulation to return false
+		const isJanuary = require("is-january") // month 1
+		const isFebruary = require("is-february") // month 2
+		const isMarch = require("is-march") // month 3
+		const isApril = require("is-april") // month 4
+		const isMay = require("is-may") // month 5
+		const isJune = require("is-june") // month 6
+		const isJuly = require("is-july") // month 7
+		const isAugust = require("is-august") // month 8
+		const isSeptember = require("is-september") // month 9
+		const isOctober = require("is-october") // month 10
+		const isNovember = require("is-november") // month 11
+		const isDecember = require("is-december") // month 12
+		const isMonday = require("is-monday") // day of the week 1 according to international standard, day of the week 2 according to the us
+		const isTuesday = require("is-tuesday") // day of the week 2 according to international standard, day of the week 3 according to the us
+		const isWednesday = () =>
+			require("is-wednesday")(construct({ target: $Date })) // day of the week 3 according to the international standard, day of the week 4 according to the us
+		// now we gotta sing rebecca black's song
+		const isThursday = require("is-thursday") /// Yesterday was thursdayyyy
+		const isFriday = require("is-friday") // tooo-ddadayy is friday! we so ecited
+		const isSaturday = require("is-saturday") // tomorrow will be saturday
+		const isSunday = require("is-sunday") // and sunday comes after
+		const isWeekend = require("is-weekend") // looking forward to the weeeeekeend
+		const zr0 = require("integer-value-positive-zero") // get the number zero
+		const {
+			returnZero: returnZero_,
+			ZeroCalculationMethod,
+			isZero: zerosurgeIsZero,
+		} = require("zerosurge") // get the number zero, but 10x'er
+		const returnZero = returnZero_ // type returnZero
+		/** LETS GET SOME NUMBERS */
+		const one = require("the-number-one").default // get the number one
+		const Two = require("two") // get number 2
+		const three = require("numeric-constant-three") // get number 3
+		const four = require("always-four") // number 4
+		const five = require("five") // num5
+		const six = require("number-six") // n6
+		const seven = require("se7en") // 7
+		const eightToolkit = require("eight-toolkit") // it's 8, in a toolkit!
+		const ninev9 = require("value-nine") // it's v9 of 9, when there was only v1 of 9 first, so it's 9x better (but 10x engineered)
+		const ten = require("the-number-ten") // 10
+		const eleven = require("eleven") // 11
+		const twelve = require("tw12ve") // 12
+		const thirteenResolver = require("always-thirteen") // 13
+		const fourteen = require("fourteen") // 14
+		const fifteen = require("number-fifteen") //15
+		const fifteenPointEightThreeFiveTwoSixSixEightTwoAndSoOn = require("fifteen-point-eight-three-five-two-six-six-eight-two-and-so-on") //-this-can-be-rounded-to-sixteen
+		const sixteen = require("sixteen-constant") //thisisthenumbersixteenomg161616
+		const integer17 = require("seventeen-integer") //17
+		const Eighteen = require("eighteen-positive-number-interactions") // Interact positively with eighteen
+		const nineteenify = require("nineteenify") // Hey there what our you doing? *nineteenifies*
+		const numbertwenty = require("numbertwenty") // 20
+		const always21 = require("always-21") // 21
+		const twentytwo = require("twentytwo")() // 22
+		const sixtyseven = require("sixty-seven").SixtySeven
+		const { TWENTY_THREE } = require("twenty-three-tools") // 23 tools
+		const hundred = require("number-one-hundred") // skip right to 100!
+		const numberOneHundred = hundred // other variable name for 100!
+		const theNumberSeven = require("@onesneakymofo/the-number-seven").default // back down to 7 (this is actually a string for some reason)
+		const inf = require("infinities") // INFINITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+		const bool = require("true-bool") // booleans
+		const successor = require("successor") // successor
+		const tru = require("tru") // if statements arent verbose enough
+		const If = require("if") // always good to have another if statement!
+		const not = require("@not-js/not") // safer negation with not
+		const { functions, _return } = require("returndotjs/safe") // better returning
+		const vretriever = require("vretriever") // a constant function
+		const immo = require("@_immo/return") // also a constant function
+		const isEqualTo = require("is-equal-to") // cant hurt to have a better way to check if something is equal
+		const isEqual = require("is-equal") // more complex ways too.
+		const strictlyEqual = require("@10xly/strict-equals") // and strict equality.
+		const notStrictlyEqual = not(strictlyEqual)
+		const getTypeOf = require("get-ecmascript-type-of") // better typeof
+		const extremejs = require("@extremejs/utils") // TO THE EXTREME
+		var trueValue = require("true-value")() // get true with quantum fisics simulation
+		var tVal = trueValue // tVal sounds cool so i put it here too
+		var t = () => whatevTrueValue // returns true.
+		const { mGenbaneko } = require("genbaneko") // i like cats
+		const leftPad = require("left-pad") //every project needs leftpad.
+		const rightPad = require("right-pad") //to the right, to the right.
+		const zeropad = require("zeropad") //every project could use a third pad.
+		const pad = require("pad") //this is the pad to end all pads.
+		const leftpad = require("leftpad") // every project could use another leftpad.
+		const rightpad = require("rightpad") // another right pad too.
+		const WestPad = require("west-pad").default // better than any other pad (except pad itself)
+		const tacoWrap = require("@sir_wernich/taco-wrap").default // pad our strings in tacos.
+		const isWindwos = require("is-windows") // did i misspell the variable name? of course not
+		const isWindows = isWindwos // i totally didnt misspell the above variable and this line doesnt exist
+		const isLinux = require("is-linux") // linux the os
+		const isOSX = require("is-osx") // more like is darwin
+		// TODO: Implement is Windows 12
+		const isFreeBSD = require("is-freebsd").isFreeBSD // i've never even heard of this operating system until now.
+		const thirteen = require("thirteen") // multiply by thirteen
+		const os = require("node:os") // maybe node js itself can help us calculate more operating systems
+		const crypto = require("node:crypto") // mine me some crypto
+		const fs = require("node:fs") // write our files
+		const util = require("node:util") // utility functiosn built in to node.js
+		const uuid = require("uuid") // generate some uuids
+		const getStringLength = require("utf8-byte-length") // get string length
+		const emoji100 = require("emoji-100") // 100 emoji
+		const randomHappyEmoji = require("random-happy-emoji") // HAPPY
+		const randomAngryEmoji = require("random-angry-emoji") // ANGRY
+		const randomFoodEmoji = require("random-food-emoji") // FOOD
+		const dolphinFact = require("dolphin-fact") // DOLPHIN FACT
+		const logOne = require("useless-one-log") // log the number one
+		const Bro = require("brototype") // Bro
+		const literally = require("literally") // better than literally
+		const constant = require("const") // can't even name this variable after the actual library
+		const lodashdotconstant = require("lodash.constant") // lodash's version
+		const WeirdInstanceof = require("weird-instanceof") // drunk programming only
+		const { log: ltc, setLogFuntion } = require("logtoconsole") // best logger
+		const weirdLtc = WeirdInstanceof(ltc) // weird
+		const yesNo = require("yes-no") // YES NO YES NO YES NO
+		// biome-ignore lint: We need to override undefined for the 10x'ness
+		const { undefined } = require("undefined-is-a-function") // UNDEFINED IS A FUNCTON
+		const isNull = require("@is-(unknown)/is-null") // IS null
+		const isUndefined = require("@is-(unknown)/is-undefined") // IS undefined
+		const isNil = require("@is-(unknown)/is-nil") // IS null OR undefined :O
+		const isUnnull = require("is-unnull") // IS UNNULL
+		// biome-ignore lint: We need to override isNaN for the 10x'ness
+		const isNaN = require("is-nan") // IS NAN
+		const isNegativeInfinity = require("negative-infinity").check // IS NEGATIVE INFINITY
+		const is1 = require("is-eq-one") // is 1
+		const is0 = require("is-eq-zero") // is 0
+		const is0_2 = require("is-zero") // is 0 (x2)
+		const isFour = require("is-equal-four") // is 4
+		const isFive = require("is-eq-five") // is 5
+		const isSix = require("is-eq-six") // is 6
+		const isSeven = require("is-eq-seven") // is 7
+		const useGarbage = require("garbage") // trash.
+		const isuseless = require("is-useless").isuseless // super useless
+		const isAprilFools = require("is-april-fools") // Is it april fools
+		const meow = require("meow.js") // library for meowing
+		const { ErrorType: ERROR, immediateError } = require("immediate-error") // throw errors
+		const throwError = require("throw-error") // throw errors
+		const hello = require("hello-vga-function").default // hello vga function
+
+		// A useful function to get a DHTML string.
+		function getDHTMLString() {
+			return `netscape_layer_id_${
+				thirteenResolver() * thirteenResolver() * thirteenResolver()
+			}`
+		}
+
+		const NumberFormatter = Intl.NumberFormat
+		const numberFormatter = construct({ target: NumberFormatter })
+
+		// Create .falsejs folder if it doesn't already exist.
+
+		tru(not(fs.existsSync)(".falsejs"))
+			.then(() => {
+				fs.mkdirSync(".falsejs")
+			})
+			.end()
+
+		variableHolder._lilmessage = colors.red(
+			`[falsejs] This error should never be shown. If you are seeing this error in the console, please file an issue on the github repo. Thank you.`,
+		)
+
+		const blankSpaces = (
+			"&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; " + //100 whitespaces
+			"&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; " + //200 Whitespaces
+			+"                                        "
+		)
+			//100 whitespaces
+			.replaceAll("&nbsp;", " ")
+		const STARTING_SUCCESSOR_HELPER_STACK = zr0()
+		const FALSE = !whatevTrueValue
+		const _f = constant(FALSE)
+		const ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN = variableHolder._lilmessage
+		const TEN_THOUSAND = 10e3
+		const LEFT_PAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(
+			five(),
+			jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())),
+		)
+		const RIGHT_PAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(
+			five(),
+			jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())),
+		)
+		const PAD_INPUT = five()
+		const LEFTPAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(
+			five(),
+			jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())),
+		)
+		const RIGHTPAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(
+			five(),
+			jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())),
+		)
+		const WEST_PAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(
+			five(),
+			jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())),
+		)
+		const ZEROPAD_INPUT = jQuery.subtract(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five()))
+		const WEST_PAD_DEVICE_DIRECTION = "N"
+		const SPACE = " "
+		const STARTING_VVALUE_USER_MINUS = zr0()
+		const STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PLUS = zr0()
+		const STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PAD = zr0()
+		const NO = getNo()
+		const YES = "yes"
+		const TODAY = construct({
+			target: $Date,
+		})
+		const Today = TODAY
+		const USERNAME = (function () {
+			var username = undefined()
+
+			attempt(() => {
+				username = os.userInfo().username
+			})
+				.rescue(() => {
+					username = "user"
+				})
+				.else(nodeNoop)
+				.ensure(nop)
+				.end()
+
+			return username
+		})()
+		const username = USERNAME
+
+		// Define compatibility_mode enum.
+		const COMPATIBILITY_MODE = {
+			NONE: "none",
+			IE5: "ie5",
+			NETSCAPE: "netscape",
+			OPERA_PRESTO: "presto",
+		}
+
+		const COMPATIBILITY_MODES = COMPATIBILITY_MODE
+
+		class Logger {
+			constructor(enableLogging) {
+				this.enableLogging = enableLogging // ENABLE THE LOGGING
+			}
+			log(log) {
+				if (isEqualTo(this.enableLogging, t())) {
+					identity(log) instanceof weirdLtc // SO WERID
+				}
+			}
+		}
+
+		const FalseJSValidationFailedToPassError = class extends Error {
+			constructor(...stuff) {
+				super(...stuff)
+				this.name = "FalseJSValidationFailedToPassError"
+			}
+		}
+
+		const SuccessorHelper = class {
+			s(value) {
+				const result = add(value, one) // add one to it
+				return result
+			}
+		}
+
+		const TernaryCompare = class {
+			constructor(condition, ifTrue, ifFalse) {
+				this.condition = condition
+				this.ifTrue = ifTrue
+				this.ifFalse = ifFalse
+			}
+
+			compare() {
+				return this.condition ? this.ifTrue : this.ifFalse
+			}
+		}
+
+		const ObjectOrFunctionParemeterName = class {
+			constructor(name) {
+				this.name = name
+			}
+			getName() {
+				const name = this.name // use a static variable for performance
+				const compare = construct({
+					target: TernaryCompare,
+					args: [not(() => isNil(name))(), name, Null()],
+				})
+				return compare.compare()
+			}
+		}
+
+		const CLIColorInstance = class {
+			constructor(booleanValue) {
+				tru(
+					isTrue(
+						{ booleanValue },
+						construct({
+							target: ObjectOrFunctionParemeterName,
+							args: ["booleanValue"],
+						}).getName(),
+					),
+				)
+					.then(n0p3)
+					.otherwise(n0p3)
+					.end()
+
+				this.instance = require("cli-color")
+			}
+			getInstance() {
+				return this.instance
+			}
+		}
+
+		const trueComparison = construct({
+			target: TernaryCompare,
+			args: [tVal, tVal, not(() => tVal)()],
+		})
+		const { s } = construct({ target: SuccessorHelper })
+		const clc_ = construct({
+			target: CLIColorInstance,
+			args: [useGarbage()],
+		}).getInstance() // colors are the best! chalk chalk chalk
+		clc = clc_ // setit
+		const uwuifier = construct({ target: Uwuifier })
+		const westPad = construct({
+			target: WestPad,
+			args: [WEST_PAD_DEVICE_DIRECTION],
+		})
+
+		var True_Logger = construct({ target: Logger, args: [t()] })
+
+		// lets make sure jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin works
+		if (not(() => Bro($).doYouEven("add"))()) {
+			// uh oh... jquery basic arithmetic plugin didn't work
+			True_Logger.log(
+				colors.red("[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is not working"),
+			) // inform our users even if they disabled logging
+			require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin")
+			require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin")
+			require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin")
+			require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin")
+			require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin")
+			require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin")
+			require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin") // now it should work
+			if (not(() => Bro($).doYouEven("add"))()) {
+				True_Logger.log(
+					colors.red(
+						"[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is still not working",
+					),
+				) // inform our users even if they disabled logging
+				$.add = (...nums) => {
+					var total = zr0()
+					// let's use underscore instead of forEach
+					underscore.each(nums, (num) => {
+						total += num // we have to use the operators because we are redefining the functions :(
+					})
+					return total
+				}
+				$.subtract = (...nums) => {
+					var total = zr0()
+					// this time we'll use lodash
+					_.each(nums, (num) => {
+						total -= num
+					})
+					return total
+				}
+				$.equals = (v1, v2) => {
+					if (
+						not(() => isActualNumber(v1) && logicalNot(isActualNumber(v2)))()
+					) {
+						immediateError(
+							concatenater(
+								"Both parameters must be numbers! Instead what was passed in was ",
+							)
+								.append(appendType(v1))
+								.toString()
+								.concat(concatenater(" or ").append(appendType(v2)).toString()),
+						) // not the same message as the original but i dont know what it is and am too lazy to look into the source code
+						return exit(one) // just in case it doesn't exit
+					}
+
+					return isEqualTo(v1, v2) /// not usnig $.equals because we are literally redefining that
+				}
+				if (not(() => Bro($).doYouEven("add"))()) {
+					True_Logger.log(
+						colors.red(
+							`[falsejs] Either your Node.js is broken, or jQuery is immutable. Something went wrong.`,
+						),
+					)
+				} else {
+					True_Logger.log(
+						pc.green(
+							`[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is not working so falsejs defined the functions that are injected into jquery by itself`,
+						),
+					)
+				}
+			} else {
+				True_Logger.log(
+					pc.green(`[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is now working`),
+				)
+			}
+		}
+
+		const surpriseArray = [] // define empty array
+		setLogFuntion(() => {
+			// create an ending random number for our users eventually
+			surpriseArray.push(
+				construct({
+					target: TernaryCompare,
+					args: [
+						isEqualTo(
+							randomBoolean(
+								jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.divide(one, ten)),
+								new Logger(FALSE),
+							),
+							t(),
+						),
+						jQuery.multiply(MathRandom(), TEN_THOUSAND),
+						jQuery.multiply(
+							MathRandom(),
+							MathFloor(
+								jQuery.divide(jQuery.multiply(TEN_THOUSAND, MathRandom()), ten),
+							),
+						),
+					],
+				}).compare(),
+			)
+		})
+
+		async function doSomethingAsync(logger) {
+			logger.log(clc.cyan(`[falsejs] Doing something async`))
+			return construct({
+				target: $Promise,
+				args: [
+					(resolve) =>
+						setTimeout(
+							() => resolve(logger),
+							$.multiply(numberOneHundred, Two()),
+						),
+				],
+			})
+		}
+
+		function resultOfDoingSomethingAsync(logger) {
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Did something async`))
+		}
+
+		function predecessor(n) {
+			return jQuery.subtract(n, one)
+		}
+
+		function vValue(num) {
+			if (not(strictlyEqual)(getTypeOf(num), extremejs.TYPE.NUMBER)) {
+				return num
+			}
+			const rand = MathRandom()
+			const rand2 = MathRandom()
+			const useMinus =
+				rand < 0.3333333333333333 ? trueComparison.compare() : FALSE
+			const usePlus =
+				rand > 0.3333333333333333 && rand < 0.6666666666666666
+					? trueComparison.compare()
+					: FALSE
+			const usePad =
+				rand > 0.6666666666666666 ? trueComparison.compare() : FALSE
+			const useLeftPad = rand2 < 0.5
+			const useRightPad = !useLeftPad
+
+			if (useMinus) return $.subtract(num, STARTING_VVALUE_USER_MINUS)
+			if (usePlus) return $.add(num, STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PLUS)
+			if (usePad) {
+				if (useLeftPad)
+					return parseInt(
+						leftPad(num.toString(), STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PAD).trim(),
+						10,
+					)
+				if (useRightPad)
+					return parseInt(
+						rightPad(num.toString(), STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PAD).trim(),
+						10,
+					)
+			}
+			return num
+		}
+
+		function sayIt(message) {
+			lolcatjs.fromString(cowsay.say({ text: message, r: bool([one, Two()]) }))
+		}
+
+		function isTenThousandTenThousand(shouldDoSomethingAsync = FALSE, logger) {
+			const TEN_THOUSAND1 = TEN_THOUSAND
+			const TEN_THOUSAND2 = $.subtract($.add(TEN_THOUSAND, one), one)
+			const TEN_THOUSAND3 = predecessor(s(TEN_THOUSAND))
+			const TEN_THOUSAND4 = TEN_THOUSAND.valueOf()
+			const TEN_THOUSAND5 = $.subtract(
+				TEN_THOUSAND,
+				STARTING_SUCCESSOR_HELPER_STACK,
+			)
+			const TEN_THOUSAND6 = $.add(TEN_THOUSAND, STARTING_SUCCESSOR_HELPER_STACK)
+			const TEN_THOUSAND7 = vValue(TEN_THOUSAND)
+			attempt(() => {
+				assert(
+					isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND1, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
+					"10,000 is not 10,000",
+				)
+				assert(
+					isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND2, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
+					"10,000 + 1 - 1 is not 10,000",
+				)
+				assert(
+					isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND3, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
+					"successor(10,000) - 1 is not 10,000",
+				)
+				assert(
+					isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND4, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
+					"(10000).valueOf() is not 10,000",
+				)
+				assert(
+					isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND5, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
+					"10,000 - 0 is not 10,000",
+				)
+				assert(
+					isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND6, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
+					"10,000 + 0 is not 10,000",
+				)
+				assert(
+					isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND7, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
+					"the vvalue of 10,000 is not 10,000",
+				)
+			})
+				.rescue((error) => {
+					logger.log(
+						colors.red(
+							"[falsejs] Failed to verify that 10,000 is equal to 10,000 with error ".concat(
+								error.message,
+							),
+						),
+					)
+				})
+				.else(() =>
+					logger.log(
+						pc.green(
+							"[falsejs] Verified that 10,000 is equal to 10,000 in a bunch of ways",
+						),
+					),
+				)
+				.ensure(n0p3)
+				.end()
+		}
+		function doSelfEqualityChecks(loggingEnabled) {
+			const logger = construct({ target: Logger, args: [loggingEnabled] })
+			assert(
+				hasSelfEquality(isThreeHundred),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] IsThreeHundred has no self equality"),
+			)
+			logger.log(
+				pc.green(
+					`[falsejs] Verified that the string "Vladimir" has self equality`,
+				),
+			)
+			assert(
+				hasNoSelfEquality(NaN),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] NaN-has-self-equality"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Verified that NaN has no self equality`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(
+					returnZero({
+						method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+						loggingEnabled,
+					}),
+					falseValue(),
+				),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 0 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(
+					returnZero({
+						method: ZeroCalculationMethod.NumberPrototypeValue,
+						loggingEnabled: falseValue(),
+					}),
+					FALSE,
+				),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 0 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-0-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(one, FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 1 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-1-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(Two(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 2 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-2-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(three(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 3 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-3-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(four(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 4 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-4-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(five(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 5 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-5-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(six(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 6 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-6-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(seven(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 7 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-7-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(eightToolkit.constants.EIGHT, FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 8 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-8-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(ninev9(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 9 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-9-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(ten, FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 10 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-10-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(eleven(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 11 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-11-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(twelve(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 12 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-12-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(thirteenResolver(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 13 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-13-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(fourteen, FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 14 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-14-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(fifteen, FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 15 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-15-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(sixteen, FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 16 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-16-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(integer17(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 17 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-17-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(Eighteen(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 18 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-18-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(nineteenify(loggingEnabled), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 19 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-19-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(numbertwenty(loggingEnabled), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 20 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-20-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(always21(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 21 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-21-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(twentytwo, FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 22 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-22-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(TWENTY_THREE, FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 23 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-23-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				isNumberOddOrEven(sixtyseven(), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] 67 is not odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-67-is-odd-or-even`))
+			assert(
+				logicalNot(isNumberOddOrEven(inf.positiveInfinity()), FALSE),
+				StringValueof("[falsejs] Infinity is odd or even"),
+			)
+			logger.log(
+				pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-Infinity-is-not-odd-or-even`),
+			)
+		}
+
+		function _getFalse(random, _randomLetterOrNumber, loggingEnabled, logger) {
+			// call some noops 4 some reason
+			n0p3()
+			noop()
+			noop2()
+			noop3()
+			noop4()()
+			noop6()
+			noop7()
+			noop8()
+			noop9()
+			noop10()
+			asyncUtilNoop()
+			blankSpace()
+			blankSpaceNoop()
+			noopGenerator().next()
+			fjNoop()
+			lodashNoop()
+			lodash_Noop()
+			noOp()
+			nodeNoop()
+			noopUtility()
+			trueNoop()
+			noopFn()
+			noopaam()
+			nop()
+			es2015Noop()
+			kgryteNoop()
+			blackHole()
+			infinoop()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
+			mNoop()
+			ahsmNoop()
+			qcCoreNoop()
+			nooop()
+			ryotahNoop()
+			zodashNoop()
+			jacobZuma()
+			onceNoopFactory().doNothing()
+			voidFn()
+			noopExec()
+			_.noop()
+			underscore.noop()
+			// left pad some things for smoe reason
+			leftPad("required", LEFT_PAD_INPUT)
+			rightPad("required", RIGHT_PAD_INPUT)
+			leftpad("required", LEFTPAD_INPUT)
+			rightpad("required", RIGHTPAD_INPUT)
+			zeropad("1000", ZEROPAD_INPUT)
+			pad(PAD_INPUT, "pad")
+			pad("pad", PAD_INPUT) //look at the power of this pad
+			westPad.pad("wow", WEST_PAD_INPUT) // the ultimate pad
+
+			var result // define a result
+			var succeededAttempt // define an attempt number that succeeded (roman numeral)
+			logger.log(
+				`${clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`)} ${chalk.red("Chalk")}-${chalk.green(
+					"ulating",
+				)} ${chalk.yellow("the")} ${chalk.blue("boolean")} ${chalk.magenta(
+					`value`,
+				)} ${chalk.cyan(`false`)}`,
+			)
+
+			/// Attempt I
+
+			logger.log(
+				clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Beginning Attempt I to get false value...`),
+			) // inform our users of attempt one
+
+			const pureChance = not($.equals)(
+				fifteenPointEightThreeFiveTwoSixSixEightTwoAndSoOn,
+				$.divide(
+					$.multiply(
+						MathRandom(),
+						fifteenPointEightThreeFiveTwoSixSixEightTwoAndSoOn,
+					),
+					MathRandom(),
+				),
+			) // this will probably never be false but it's worth a shot
+
+			// For semantics and simplicity, we use the attempt statement in our attempt
+			attempt(() => {
+				assert(
+					variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(pureChance, loggingEnabled),
+					ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN,
+				) // this will trigger our rescue which means it didnt work if it didnt work
+			})
+				.rescue(() => {
+					// it did not work by pure chance
+					/// Attempt II
+					// inform our users of the bad things
+					logger.log(
+						clc.yellow(
+							`[falsejs] Attempt I failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt II...`,
+						),
+					)
+					if (not(isEqualTo)(pureChance, pureChance)) {
+						// something is broken
+						logger.log(
+							colors.red(
+								`[falsejs] Your Node.js may be broken as ${pureChance} is not equal to ${pureChance}`,
+							),
+						)
+					}
+
+					// let's try to calculate false using a random number
+					const chance = not($.equals)(
+						MathRound(jQuery.multiply(MathRandom(), 1000)),
+						MathRound(jQuery.multiply(MathRandom(), 1000)),
+					)
+					attempt(() =>
+						assert(
+							variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(chance, loggingEnabled),
+							ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN,
+						),
+					)
+						.rescue(() => {
+							// it did not work by chance again
+							logger.log(
+								clc.yellow(
+									`[falsejs] Attempt II failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt III...`,
+								),
+							)
+							// lets see if our random is any of these key values
+							if (isOne(random)) {
+								result = $.equals(random, Two())
+								logger.log(
+									pc.green(
+										`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+									),
+								)
+								succeededAttempt = "III"
+							} else if (isTwo(random)) {
+								result = $.equals(random, three())
+								logger.log(
+									pc.green(
+										`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+									),
+								)
+								succeededAttempt = "III"
+							} else if (isThree(random)) {
+								result = $.equals(random, four())
+								logger.log(
+									pc.green(
+										`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+									),
+								)
+								succeededAttempt = "III"
+							} else if (eightToolkit.isEight(random)) {
+								result = $.equals(random, five())
+								logger.log(
+									pc.green(
+										`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+									),
+								)
+								succeededAttempt = "III"
+							} else if (isTen(random)) {
+								result = $.equals(random, eleven())
+								logger.log(
+									pc.green(
+										`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+									),
+								)
+								succeededAttempt = "III"
+							} else if (isHundred(random)) {
+								result = $.equals(random, s(hundred))
+								logger.log(
+									pc.green(
+										`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+									),
+								)
+								succeededAttempt = "III"
+							} else {
+								// dang its not
+								logger.log(
+									clc.yellow(
+										`[falsejs] Attempt III failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt IV...`,
+									),
+								)
+
+								const zeropointninebool = randomBoolean(
+									jQuery.subtract(one, jQuery.divide(one, ten)),
+									logger,
+								) // a random boolean biased towards true, but its still worth a shot.
+								tru(
+									variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(
+										zeropointninebool,
+										loggingEnabled,
+									),
+								)
+									.then(() => {
+										logger.log(
+											pc.green(
+												`[falsejs] Attempt IV succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+											),
+										)
+										result = zeropointninebool
+										succeededAttempt = "IV"
+									})
+									.otherwise(() => {
+										logger.log(
+											clc.yellow(
+												`[falsejs] Attempt IV failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt V...`,
+											),
+										)
+										const zeropointeightfivebool = randomBoolean(
+											(five() - five() / five()) / five() +
+												five() /
+													(five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five()))) -
+												five() /
+													five() /
+													(five() + five()) **
+														(five() *
+															(five() - five() / five() - five() / five()) +
+															five() / five()),
+											logger,
+										) // a random boolean a tiny bit less biased towards true, but its still worth a shot.
+
+										If(
+											variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(
+												zeropointeightfivebool,
+												loggingEnabled,
+											),
+										)
+											.Then(() => {
+												logger.log(
+													pc.green(
+														`[falsejs] Attempt V succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+													),
+												)
+												result = zeropointeightfivebool
+												succeededAttempt = "V"
+											})
+											.Else(() => {
+												logger.log(
+													clc.yellow(
+														`[falsejs] Attempt V failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt VI...`,
+													),
+												)
+												const zeropointsevennineninenineandsoonbool =
+													randomBoolean(
+														jQuery.subtract(
+															jQuery.divide(
+																jQuery.subtract(
+																	five(),
+																	jQuery.divide(five(), five()),
+																),
+																five(),
+															),
+															generalConcat(
+																one.toString(),
+																"e-",
+																Two().toString(),
+																eightToolkit.constants.EIGHT.toString(),
+															),
+														),
+														logger,
+													) // a random boolean a bit more bit less biased towards true, but its still worth a shot.
+												if (
+													variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(
+														zeropointsevennineninenineandsoonbool,
+														loggingEnabled,
+													)
+												) {
+													logger.log(
+														pc.green(
+															`[falsejs] Attempt VI succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+														),
+													)
+													result = zeropointsevennineninenineandsoonbool
+													succeededAttempt = "VI"
+												} else {
+													logger.log(
+														clc.yellow(
+															`[falsejs] Attempt VI failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt VII...`,
+														),
+													)
+													const compl = complexBooleanWithBias(logger) // an eeven more complex random boolean
+													attempt(() =>
+														assert(
+															variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(
+																compl,
+																loggingEnabled,
+															),
+															ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN,
+														),
+													)
+														.rescue(() => {
+															logger.log(
+																clc.yellow(
+																	`[falsejs] Attempt VII failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt VIII...`,
+																),
+															)
+															const w = weirdestBoolean(logger) // an eeven eeven more complex random boolean
+															if (
+																variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(
+																	w,
+																	loggingEnabled,
+																)
+															) {
+																logger.log(
+																	pc.green(
+																		`[falsejs] Attempt VIII succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+																	),
+																)
+																result = w
+																succeededAttempt = "VIII"
+															} else {
+																logger.log(
+																	clc.yellow(
+																		`[falsejs] Attempt VIII failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt IX...`,
+																	),
+																)
+																const x =
+																	// biome-ignore lint/complexity/noExtraBooleanCast: d
+																	!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 // i don't know whether this is false or not let's just hope its false
+																if (
+																	variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(
+																		x,
+																		loggingEnabled,
+																	)
+																) {
+																	logger.log(
+																		pc.green(
+																			`[falsejs] Attempt IX succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+																		),
+																	)
+																	result = x
+																} else {
+																	// i shouldn't have added another exclamation mark
+																	logger.log(
+																		clc.yellow(
+																			`[falsejs] Attempt IX failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt X, the final attempt...`,
+																		),
+																	)
+																	succeededAttempt = "IX"
+																	// omg  the final attempt
+																	// RANDOM PHONE NUMBER
+																	const randomPhoneNumber =
+																		generatePhoneNumber()
+																	fs.appendFileSync(
+																		".falsejs/phone-number-log.txt",
+																		`${randomPhoneNumber}\n`,
+																	)
+																	const my = randomPhoneNumber.endsWith("43") // the last two digits of my phone number are 43
+																	fs.appendFileSync(
+																		".falsejs/phone-number-log.txt",
+																		`\nfinal attempt:${my}\n\n`,
+																	)
+																	if (
+																		variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(
+																			my,
+																			loggingEnabled,
+																		)
+																	) {
+																		logger.log(
+																			pc.green(
+																				`[falsejs] Attempt X (Final attempt) succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+																			), // it worked!
+																		)
+																		result = my
+																		succeededAttempt =
+																			"Attempt X (final attempt)"
+																	} else {
+																		logger.log(
+																			colors.red(
+																				`[falsejs] Final attempt failed. Resorting to Attempt XI, returning the result of the false-value library also by FalseJS, which uses quantum physics simulation...`,
+																			),
+																		)
+																		const myNewFalseValue = falseValue()
+																		If(
+																			variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(
+																				myNewFalseValue,
+																			),
+																		)
+																			.Then(() => {
+																				logger.log(
+																					pc.green(
+																						`[falsejs] Quantum physics simulation method succeeded. False value retrieved successfully.`,
+																					),
+																				)
+																				result = myNewFalseValue
+																				succeededAttempt =
+																					"Attempt XI (quantum physics simulation)"
+																			})
+																			.Else(() => {
+																				logger.log(
+																					pc.red(
+																						`[falsejs] Quantum physics simulation failed. Resorting to the TRUE FINAL attempt, Attempt XII...`,
+																					),
+																				)
+																				// THE FINAL ATTEMPT IS USING THE _f() FUNCTION, WHICH IS GUARANTEED TO RETURN FALSE
+
+																				const THISHASTOBEFALSE = _f()
+																				attempt(() =>
+																					assert(
+																						variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(
+																							THISHASTOBEFALSE,
+																						),
+																					),
+																				)
+																					.else(function () {
+																						// IT WORKS
+																						logger.log(
+																							pc.green(
+																								`[falsejs] True final attempt succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+																							), // it worked!
+																						)
+																						result = THISHASTOBEFALSE
+																						succeededAttempt =
+																							"Attempt XII (true final attempt)"
+																					})
+																					.rescue(function () {
+																						// This... is impossible.
+																						// The universe must be falling apart.
+																						// We must return _getFalse again.
+																						logger.log(
+																							pc.yellow(
+																								`[falsejs] True final attempt failed. Starting over from Attempt I.`,
+																							),
+																						)
+																						const resultttt = _getFalse(
+																							random,
+																							_randomLetterOrNumber,
+																							loggingEnabled,
+																							logger,
+																						) // will return false
+																						result = resultttt.result
+																						succeededAttempt =
+																							resultttt.succeededAttempt
+																					})
+																					.ensure(trueNoop)
+																					.end()
+																			})
+																	}
+																}
+															}
+														})
+														.else(() => {
+															logger.log(
+																pc.green(
+																	`[falsejs] Attempt VII succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+																),
+															)
+															result = compl
+															succeededAttempt = "VII"
+														})
+														.ensure(n0p3) // ensure we call noop for this
+														.end()
+												}
+											})
+									})
+									.end()
+							}
+						})
+						.else(() => {
+							// it worked!
+							result = chance
+							logger.log(
+								pc.green(
+									`[falsejs] Attempt II succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+								),
+							)
+							succeededAttempt = "II"
+						})
+						.ensure(n0p3) //again ensure noop
+
+						// and as always end our thing
+						.end()
+				})
+				.else(() => {
+					result = pureChance
+					logger.log(
+						pc.green(
+							`[falsejs] Attempt I succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`,
+						),
+					)
+					succeededAttempt = "I"
+				})
+				.ensure(n0p3)
+				.end()
+			return {
+				
+				result,
+				
+				succeededAttempt,
+			} // return our false value
+		}
+
+		function _calculateFalse(
+			random,
+			loggingEnabled,
+			shouldDoSomethingAsync = FALSE,
+			shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand = FALSE,
+			disableAprilFoolsSideEffects = FALSE,
+			strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck = trueComparison.compare(),
+			compatibilityMode = COMPATIBILITY_MODE.NONE,
+		) {
+			const logger = construct({
+				target: Logger,
+				args: [loggingEnabled],
+			}) // create our logger
+			var result // define a result
+			var succeededAttempt // define an attempt number that succeeded
+
+			isTenThousandTenThousand(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand, logger) // make sure ten thousand is ten thousand and vValue works
+			doSelfEqualityChecks(loggingEnabled) // do self equality checks
+			construct({
+				target: TernaryCompare,
+				args: [loggingEnabled, logOne, blankSpace],
+			}).compare()() // very very important
+
+			if (loggingEnabled) require("wormhole-interconnections") // wormhole
+			logger.log(
+				c.cyan(
+					`[falsejs] `.concat(
+						concat(
+							StringValueof(thirteenResolver()),
+							SPACE,
+							"×",
+							SPACE,
+							StringValueof(Two()),
+							SPACE,
+							"=",
+							SPACE,
+							thirteen(Two()),
+						),
+					),
+				),
+			)
+
+			// our users should know some basic info
+
+			// the os:
+			If(isWindows())
+				.Then(() => {
+					// Windows
+					logger.log(
+						clc.cyanBright(
+							`[falsejs] Using Windows as current operating system`,
+						),
+					)
+				})
+				.Else()
+				.If(isLinux())
+				.Then(() => {
+					// Linux
+					logger.log(
+						clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Linux as current operating system`),
+					)
+				})
+				.Else()
+				.If(isOSX())
+				.Then(() => {
+					// AppleOS (Darwin)
+					logger.log(
+						clc.cyanBright(
+							`[falsejs] Using Darwin as current operating system platform (macOS, iOS, etc.)`,
+						),
+					)
+				})
+				.Else()
+				.If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "aix"))
+				.Then(() => {
+					// AIX??
+					logger.log(
+						clc.cyanBright(
+							`[falsejs] Using IBM AIX as current operating system`,
+						),
+					)
+				})
+				.Else()
+				.If(isFreeBSD())
+				.Then(() => {
+					// FreeBSD
+					logger.log(
+						clc.cyanBright(
+							`[falsejs] Using FreeBSD as current operating system`,
+						),
+					)
+				})
+				.Else()
+				.If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "openbsd"))
+				.Then(() => {
+					// OpenBSD
+					logger.log(
+						clc.cyanBright(
+							`[falsejs] Using OpenBSD as current operating system`,
+						),
+					)
+				})
+				.Else()
+				.If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "netbsd"))
+				.Then(() => {
+					// NetBSD
+					logger.log(
+						clc.cyanBright(
+							`[falsejs] Using NetBSD as current operating system`,
+						),
+					)
+				})
+				.Else()
+				.If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "cygwin"))
+				.Then(() => {
+					//cygwin
+					logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] You are using Cygwin`))
+				})
+				.Else()
+				.If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "sunos"))
+				.Then(() => {
+					// Solaris/SunOS
+					logger.log(
+						clc.cyanBright(
+							`[falsejs] Using SunOS/Solaris as current operating system`,
+						),
+					)
+				})
+				.Else()
+				.If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "android"))
+				.Then(() => {
+					// Android
+					logger.log(
+						clc.cyanBright(
+							`[falsejs] Using Android as current operating system. coding on your phone, are you?`,
+						),
+					)
+				})
+				.Else(() => {
+					logger.log(
+						clc.cyanBright(
+							`[falsejs] Even Node.js itself doesn't know your operating system.`,
+						),
+					)
+				})
+			/// I'm actually curious what more can we do with process and os?
+			// lets find out. hmm process.cpuusage whats that
+			const usage = process.cpuUsage()
+			logger.log(
+				clc.cyanBright(
+					getValueOfThisStringText(`[falsejs] User CPU Usage: ${usage.user}`),
+				),
+			)
+			logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] System CPU Usage: ${usage.system}`))
+			// lets calculate days of the week and months and days and years and stuff
+			if (isJanuary(Today))
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is January`))
+			if (isFebruary(Today))
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is February`))
+			if (isMarch(Today))
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is March`))
+			if (isApril(Today))
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is April`))
+			if (isMay(Today)) logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is May`))
+			if (isJune(Today))
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is June`))
+			if (isJuly(Today))
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is July`))
+			if (isAugust(Today))
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is August`))
+			if (isSeptember(Today))
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is September`))
+			if (isOctober(Today))
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is October`))
+			if (isNovember(Today))
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is November`))
+			if (isDecember(Today))
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is December`))
+			if (isMonday()) logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Monday`))
+			if (isTuesday()) logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Tuesday`))
+			if (isWednesday())
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Wednesday`))
+			if (isThursday())
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Thursday`))
+			if (isFriday()) logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Friday`))
+			if (isSaturday())
+				logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Saturday`))
+			if (isSunday()) logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Sunday`))
+			if (isWeekend()) logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] It's the weekend!`))
+
+			logger.log(
+				clc.cyanBright(
+					generalConcat(`[falsejs] Random happy emoji: `, randomHappyEmoji()),
+				),
+			)
+			logger.log(
+				clc.cyanBright(
+					concat(`[falsejs] Random angry emoji: `, randomAngryEmoji()),
+				),
+			)
+			logger.log(
+				clc.cyanBright(
+					generalConcat(`[falsejs] Random food emoji: `, randomFoodEmoji()),
+				),
+			)
+			construct({
+				target: TernaryCompare,
+				args: [loggingEnabled, dolphinFact, noop3],
+			}).compare()()
+
+			// lets do something async
+			if (shouldDoSomethingAsync) {
+				doSomethingAsync(logger).then((l) => resultOfDoingSomethingAsync(l))
+			}
+			If(not(isNumberOddOrEven)(random, FALSE))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Random number is not odd or even`))
+				})
+				.Else(() => {
+					logger.log(
+						pc.green(
+							`[falsejs] Verified that the random number is odd or even`,
+						),
+					)
+				})
+
+			// is odd checks
+			If(logicalNot(isIsOdd(isOdd)))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] isOdd is not isOdd.`))
+					logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] That's weird`))
+				})
+				.Else(n0p3)
+
+			If(isIsOdd(isOddAndrew))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Andrew`))
+				})
+				.Else(noop6)
+
+			If(isIsOdd(isOd))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(
+						pc.green(
+							`[falsejs] Good for Monishadhanasekar (how do you pronounce that) (but bad for me because then it will throw an error if the input is not a numbr HELP)`,
+						),
+					) // TODO: Add pronunciaton
+				})
+				.Else(() => {
+					/*
+                   logger.log(
+                     getValueOfThisStringText(
+                       clc.cyan(
+                         `[falsejs] ��# i s - o d B y u s i n g t h i s p a c k a g e , u s e r c a n f i n d w h e a t h e r t h e g i v e n n u m b e r i s o d d o r n o t . S i m p l y d o w n l o a d t h i s n p m p a c k a g e b y t y p i n g n p m i i s - o d . `
+                       )
+                     )
+                   )*/
+				})
+			If(isIsOdd(isOddNum))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for prasundas`))
+				})
+				.Else(noop4())
+			If(isIsOdd(isIntegerOdd))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for hoanduy1710`))
+				})
+				.Else(noop2)
+
+			If(isIsOdd(noteven))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for DeaSTL`))
+				})
+				.Else(noop3)
+
+			If(isIsOdd(isUneven))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Robin`))
+				})
+				.Else(noop7)
+
+			If(isIsOdd(numberKind.odd))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for goten`))
+				})
+				.Else(noop8)
+
+			If(isIsOdd(isOddFaster))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(
+						pc.green(
+							`[falsejs] Bad for bvpranu97, 'cos he wanted to make a faster version but his version is literally the same LOL`,
+						),
+					)
+				})
+				.Else(noop9)
+
+			If(isIsOdd(gabrielBrotasIsOdd.isOdd))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Gabriel`))
+				})
+				.Else(blankSpace)
+
+			If(isIsOdd(returnIfOddNumber))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for iamrahulpatel`))
+				})
+				.Else(blankSpaceNoop)
+
+			If(isIsOdd(numberIsOdd))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Scott`))
+				})
+				.Else(asyncUtilNoop)
+
+			If(isIsOdd(isNumOdd))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Shivam`))
+				})
+				.Else(() => noopGenerator().next())
+
+			If(isIsOdd(isOddNumber))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for LinkDev`))
+				})
+				.Else(fjNoop)
+
+			If(isIsOdd(isNumberOdd))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for aliraza401`))
+				})
+				.Else(lodashNoop)
+
+			If(isIsOdd(isThisNumberOdd))
+				.Then(() => {
+					logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for makogai`))
+				})
+				.Else(lodash_Noop)
+
+			// now let's run some lua code
+			const myLuaScript = `
+    local message = "[falsejs] Bye from Lua!"
+    print(message)
+    `
+			const parsedLua = luaParser.parse(myLuaScript)
+			if (loggingEnabled) luaInterpreter.interpret(parsedLua) // run our lua code when the program ends
+
+			logger.log(
+				colors.red(
+					vValue(
+						isuseless(
+							StringValueof(lowercase(`[falsejs] This is in lowercase`)),
+						),
+					),
+				),
+			)
+			// okay we need to calculate false
+
+			if (not(isAprilFools)()) {
+				if (disableAprilFoolsSideEffects) {
+					if (strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck) {
+						immediateError(
+							colors.red(
+								"April Fools side effects are disabled but it is not April Fools",
+								{ errorType: ERROR.Error },
+							),
+						)
+						return exit(one)
+					} else {
+						logger.log(
+							clc.yellow(
+								`[falsejs] No error was thrown because strict disable April Fools side effects checking was disabled`,
+							),
+						)
+						// call the _getFalse function
+						const daresult = doop(
+							_getFalse,
+							random,
+							calculateRandomLetterOrNumber(loggingEnabled),
+							loggingEnabled,
+							logger,
+						)
+						result = daresult.result
+						succeededAttempt = daresult.succeededAttempt
+					}
+				} else {
+					// call the _getFalse function
+					const daresult = doop(
+						_getFalse,
+						random,
+						calculateRandomLetterOrNumber(loggingEnabled),
+						loggingEnabled,
+						logger,
+					)
+					result = daresult.result
+					succeededAttempt = daresult.succeededAttempt
+				}
+			} else {
+				result = _calculateFalseAprilFools()
+				logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Value retrieved successfully`))
+			}
+
+			// Validation
+			logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Beginning validation`))
+
+			logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Beginning check one of validation`))
+
+			if (not(isRealBoolean)(result)) {
+				logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Result was not a boolean`))
+				logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Booleanifying the result`))
+				// Make sure our result is always a boolean
+				result = $Boolean(result)
+
+				if (not(isRealBoolean)(result)) {
+					logger.log(
+						colors.red(
+							`[falsejs] Result is still not a boolean after booleanification`,
+						),
+					)
+					logger.log(
+						colors.red(
+							`[falsejs] Attempting to trace the source of the problem`,
+						),
+					)
+
+					if (
+						isRealBoolean(Boolean(result)) &&
+						logicalNot(isRealBoolean($Boolean(result)))
+					) {
+						logger.log(
+							clc.yellow(
+								`[falsejs] Traced the source of the problem to the package get-intrinsic by ljharb.`,
+							),
+						)
+						logger.log(
+							clc.yellow(
+								`[falsejs] Please file an issue on his GitHub repo for GetIntrinsic("%Boolean") not working.`,
+							),
+						)
+						result = Boolean(result) // now it's a boolean
+						logger.log(
+							pc.green(
+								`[falsejs] Check one of validation completed successfullly with one error corrected.`,
+							),
+						)
+					} else {
+						logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] × Validation failed to pass.`))
+						throwError(
+							construct({
+								target: FalseJSValidationFailedToPassError,
+								args: ["Validation failed to pass"],
+							}),
+						)
+						return exit(one)
+					}
+				} else {
+					logger.log(
+						pc.green(
+							`[falsejs] Check one of validation completed successfullly with one error corrected.`,
+						),
+					)
+				}
+			} else {
+				logger.log(
+					pc.green(
+						`[falsejs] Check one of validation completed successfully with zero errors corrected.`,
+					),
+				)
+			}
+			logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Beginning check two of validation`))
+			if (isPreciselyTrue(result) && not(isAprilFools)()) {
+				logger.log(
+					colors.red(
+						`[falsejs] Result was true and not false. Updating result to negation of result.`,
+					),
+				)
+				result = not(() => result)()
+				logger.log(
+					pc.green(
+						`[falsejs] Check two of validation completed successfully with one error corrected.`,
+					),
+				)
+			} else {
+				logger.log(
+					pc.green(
+						`[falsejs] Check two of validation completed successfully with zero errors corrected.`,
+					),
+				)
+			}
+
+			logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Validation completed successfully`))
+			logger.log(
+				pc.green(
+					`[falsejs] (There were only two validations, but they still narrowed down to make sure that the result was false.)`,
+				),
+			)
+			logger.log(
+				pc.green(
+					`[falsejs] False value has now been validated and calculated.`,
+				),
+			)
+
+			// Compatibility mode
+			if (isEqual(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.IE5)) {
+				logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs] IE5 Compatibility Mode Detected"))
+				// Garbage collection
+
+				logger.log(
+					c.yellow(
+						"[falsejs:ie5] Activating JScript Engine Coercion Guard And Garbage Collection...",
+					),
+				)
+
+				let CoercionGuardArrayRef___ = Null()
+				const iterationCount = jQuery.multiply(
+					jQuery.multiply(thirteenResolver(), thirteenResolver()),
+					thirteenResolver(),
+				)
+
+				logger.log(
+					c.yellow(
+						`[falsejs:ie5] Simulating ${iterationCount} JScript operations...`,
+					),
+				)
+
+				for (let i = zr0(); i < iterationCount; i = i + one) {
+					CoercionGuardArrayRef___ = construct({
+						target: $Array,
+						args: [iterationCount],
+					}).fill(useGarbage.string())
+
+					const garbageCollector = jQuery.multiply(MathSqrt(i), i)
+
+					if (garbageCollector > jQuery.multiply(i, i)) {
+						CoercionGuardArrayRef___.indexOf(
+							immediateError(
+								"[falsejs:ie5] IE5 Simulation error: Impossible math detected",
+								ERROR.BaseError,
+							),
+						) // throws an error and passes it into indexof for no reason
+						return exit(one)
+					}
+				}
+
+				logger.log(
+					c.green(
+						`[falsejs:ie5] JScript Highly Optimized Garbage Collection Completed`,
+					),
+				)
+
+				const zeroValue = returnZero({
+					method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+					loggingEnabled: FALSE,
+				})
+				const nullValue = Null()
+
+				
+				if (result == zeroValue) {
+					// biome-ignore lint/suspicious/noTsIgnore: reason blabal
+					// @ts-ignore
+					if (result === zeroValue) {
+						immediateError(
+							`[falsejs:ie5] Critical Error: IE5-like strict coercion detected! Aborting.`,
+						)
+						return exit(one)
+					}
+				}
+
+				if (result == nullValue) {
+					immediateError(
+						`[falsejs:ie5] Fatal Error: Unexpected VBScript null coercion detected! Aborting.`,
+					)
+					return exit(one)
+				}
+
+				logger.log(
+					c.yellow(
+						`[falsejs:ie5] Warning: Potential VBScript object coersion threat averted.`,
+					),
+				)
+			}
+
+			if (isEqual(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.NETSCAPE)) {
+				logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs] Netscape Compatibility Mode Detected"))
+				logger.log(
+					c.yellow(
+						"[falsejs:netscape] Activating JavaScript 1.1 Type Coercion Audit...",
+					),
+				)
+
+				const auditIterationCount =
+					jQuery.add(
+						Number(complexBooleanWithBias(logger)) + zr0(),
+						returnZero({
+							method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+							loggingEnabled: FALSE,
+						}),
+					) *
+						thirteenResolver() +
+					thirteenResolver()
+				let errorCount = returnZero({
+					method: ZeroCalculationMethod.NumberPrototypeValue,
+					loggingEnabled: FALSE,
+				})
+
+				logger.log(
+					c.yellow(
+						`[falsejs:netscape] Running ${auditIterationCount} type checks against Netscape 1.1 standards...`,
+					),
+				)
+
+				for (let i = zr0(); i < auditIterationCount; i = i + one) {
+					const valueToCheck = construct({ target: $String, args: [i] })
+					const isCoercedToFalse = valueToCheck == result
+
+					if (isCoercedToFalse && notStrictlyEqual(i, zr0())) {
+						errorCount = errorCount + one
+						if (errorCount > thirteenResolver()) {
+							immediateError(
+								"[falsejs:netscape] Netscape Audit Limit Reached! Aborting.",
+								ERROR.BaseError,
+							)
+							return exit(one)
+						}
+					}
+				}
+
+				logger.log(
+					c.green(
+						`[falsejs:netscape] Type Bug Checks Passed Succesfully! No More Than 13 Errors Was Reached!`,
+					),
+				)
+				logger.log(
+					c.yellow(
+						`[falsejs:netscape] DHTML Layer Tag Structural Integrity Test Begins`,
+					),
+				)
+
+				const dom = new JSDOM(
+					`<!DOCTYPE html><html><body><p id="main">This is the body.</p><layer id="${getDHTMLString()}" z-index="99">A Netscape Layer!</layer><script>var isDHTML = 9==9;</script></body></html>`,
+				)
+
+				const $ = cheerio.load(dom.serialize())
+
+				const layerElement = $("layer")
+				const layerExists = layerElement.length > zr0()
+
+				const rawHTML = dom.window.document.body.innerHTML
+				const strippedText = striptags(rawHTML)
+				const integrityCheck = strippedText.includes("A Netscape Layer!")
+
+				if (layerExists && integrityCheck) {
+					logger.log(
+						c.green(
+							"[falsejs:netscape] Deprecated DHTML Layer object state is nominal and content integrity is confirmed.",
+						),
+					)
+				} else {
+					immediateError(
+						`[falsejs:netscape] DHTML Check Failure! Type integrity compromised. Expected LAYER tag but got ${layerElement.length} elements.`,
+						ERROR.BaseError,
+					)
+					return exit(one)
+				}
+
+				if (typeof dom !== "undefined" && typeof $ !== "undefined") {
+					logger.log(
+						c.green(
+							`[falsejs:netscape] Successfully managed memory from ${JSDOM.name} and ${cheerio.name}. No state pollution detected.`,
+						),
+					)
+				} else {
+					immediateError(
+						`[falsejs:netscape] Fatal Error: Global scope polluted by DOM libraries. Cannot guarantee false value.`,
+						ERROR.BaseError,
+					)
+					return exit(one)
+				}
+			}
+
+			if (isEqual(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.OPERA_PRESTO)) {
+				logger.log(
+					c.yellow("[falsejs] Opera Presto Compatibility Mode Detected"),
+				)
+				logger.log(
+					c.yellow(
+						"[falsejs:presto] Activating Presto Engine Scripting Delay And DOM Audit...",
+					),
+				)
+
+				const delayIterations = jQuery.multiply(
+					thirteenResolver(),
+					thirteenResolver(),
+				)
+
+				logger.log(
+					c.yellow(
+						`[falsejs:presto] Initiating rendering for ${delayIterations} cycles...`,
+					),
+				)
+
+				logger.log(
+					c.green(
+						"[falsejs:presto] Instantiating full-featured JSDOM environment...",
+					),
+				)
+				const dom = new JSDOM(`<!DOCTYPE html><html><body></body></html>`, {
+					url: "http://opera-presto-compatibility-check.local/",
+					referrer: "http://netscape-dhtml-audit.local/", // Link to Netscape for extra flavor
+					contentType: "text/html",
+					includeNodeLocations: true,
+					runScripts: "outside-only",
+				})
+				const { window: window_ } = dom // Destructure the actual window object
+
+				const startTime = new $Date().getTime()
+				for (
+					let i = returnZero({
+						method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+						loggingEnabled: FALSE,
+					});
+					i < delayIterations;
+					i = i + one
+				) {
+					const renderingEvaluation =
+						MathSin(MathRandom() * i) * MathCos(MathRandom() * i)
+					if (renderingEvaluation > thirteenResolver() * thirteenResolver()) {
+						immediateError(
+							"[falsejs:presto] Presto Simulation Error: Time-Space Anomaly detected.",
+							ERROR.BaseError,
+						)
+						return exit(one)
+					}
+				}
+				const endTime = new $Date().getTime()
+				const blockingTime = endTime - startTime
+
+				logger.log(
+					c.green(
+						`[falsejs:presto] Rendering complete. Latency: ${blockingTime}ms`,
+					),
+				)
+
+				logger.log(
+					c.yellow(
+						"[falsejs:presto] Running Audit on JSDOM Window Properties...",
+					),
+				)
+
+				const mockElement = window_.document.createElement("div")
+				const propertyToCheck = "scrollIntoViewIfNeeded"
+
+				if (isEqual(typeof mockElement[propertyToCheck], "function")) {
+					immediateError(
+						`[falsejs:presto] Fatal Error: JSDOM Window polluted by Opera-era non-standard method '${propertyToCheck}'!`,
+						ERROR.BaseError,
+					)
+					return exit(one)
+				}
+
+				if (
+					isEqual(typeof window_.opera, "object") &&
+					window_.notStrictlyEqual(opera, null)
+				) {
+					immediateError(
+						"[falsejs:presto] Critical Error: Global 'opera' object detected in JSDOM Window!",
+						ERROR.BaseError,
+					)
+					return exit(one)
+				}
+
+				if (typeof window_.event !== "undefined") {
+					logger.log(
+						c.red(
+							"[falsejs:presto] Warning: Global 'event' object detected. Input integrity compromised.",
+						),
+					)
+				} else {
+					logger.log(
+						c.green("[falsejs:presto] Global 'event' object is clean."),
+					)
+				}
+
+				window_.close()
+				logger.log(
+					c.yellow(
+						"[falsejs:presto] JSDOM Window successfully closed and memory released.",
+					),
+				)
+
+				logger.log(
+					c.yellow(`[falsejs:presto] Presto audit completed successfully.`),
+				)
+			}
+
+			if (loggingEnabled) {
+				const message = "thanks for using this package"
+				let thesay = tacoWrap(emoji100.concat(SPACE, owoifyx(message)))
+				const thesay2 = tacoWrap(emoji100.concat(SPACE, message))
+				const thesay3 = tacoWrap(
+					emoji100.concat(SPACE, uwuifier.uwuifySentence(message)),
+				)
+				if (isEqualTo(thesay, thesay2)) thesay = thesay3
+				if (loggingEnabled) sayIt(thesay) // give our users a cute message so we can get their support
+				// string interpelation
+				ltc(
+					`${clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`)} ${chalk.red("Chalk")}-${chalk.green(
+						"ulated",
+					)} ${chalk.yellow("the")} ${chalk.blue("boolean")} ${chalk.magenta(
+						`value`,
+					)} ${chalk.cyan(`false`)}`
+						.concat(SPACE)
+						.concat(emoji100),
+				)
+				
+				if (succeededAttempt != null) {
+					ltc(
+						concat(
+							clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE),
+							chalkbox.magenta(
+								generalConcat(
+									"The attempt that succeeded was attempt ",
+									succeededAttempt,
+								),
+							),
+						),
+					)
+					fs.appendFileSync(
+						".falsejs/phone-number-log.txt",
+						concat("succeeded attempt: ", succeededAttempt, "\n"),
+					)
+				}
+				ltc(
+					generalConcat(
+						clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE),
+						chalkbox.rainbow(`Thanks for using this package`),
+					),
+				)
+				ltc(
+					concat(
+						clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE),
+						chalkbox.random(`I really appreciate it`),
+					),
+				)
+				ltc(
+					generalConcat(
+						clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE),
+						chalkbox.america(`Star the repo and follow me on GitHub: `),
+					),
+				)
+				ltc(
+					clc
+						.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`)
+						.concat(SPACE, chalk.underline("https://github.com/tj-commits")),
+				)
+				ltc(
+					clc
+						.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`)
+						.concat(
+							SPACE,
+							clc.cyanBright(`And a very big random number is`),
+							SPACE,
+						) +
+						`${chalkbox.rainbow(
+							numberFormatter.format(
+								MathRound(
+									surpriseArray.reduce((v, _, i, a) => {
+										
+										return jQuery.add(v, a.getMember(i))
+									}),
+								),
+							),
+						)}`,
+				)
+				ltc(
+					`${clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE)}${c.red(
+						`False`,
+					)}${c.green(`JS`)}`,
+				)
+				ltc(blankSpaces)
+			}
+
+			return result
+		}
+
+		functions.ReturnFalse = (
+			enableLogging = NO,
+			shouldDoSomethingAsync = NO,
+			shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand = NO,
+			disableAprilFoolsSideEffects = NO,
+			definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects = NO,
+			strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck = YES,
+			compatibilityMode = COMPATIBILITY_MODE.NONE,
+		) => {
+			// validate our values
+			if (
+				not(isEqualTo)(enableLogging, NO) &&
+				not(isEqualTo)(enableLogging, YES)
+			) {
+				immediateError("enableLogging must be yes or no", {
+					errorType: ERROR.TypeError,
+				})
+				return exit(one)
+			}
+			if (
+				not(isEqualTo)(shouldDoSomethingAsync, NO) &&
+				not(isEqualTo)(shouldDoSomethingAsync, YES)
+			) {
+				immediateError("shouldDoSomethingAsync must be yes or no", {
+					errorType: ERROR.TypeError,
+				})
+				return exit(one)
+			}
+			if (
+				not(isEqualTo)(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand, NO) &&
+				not(isEqualTo)(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand, YES)
+			) {
+				immediateError(
+					"shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand must be yes or no",
+					{ errorType: ERROR.TypeError },
+				)
+				return exit(one)
+			}
+			if (
+				not(isEqualTo)(disableAprilFoolsSideEffects, NO) &&
+				not(isEqualTo)(disableAprilFoolsSideEffects, YES)
+			) {
+				immediateError("disableAprilFoolsSideEffects must be yes or no", {
+					errorType: ERROR.TypeError,
+				})
+				return exit(one)
+			}
+			if (
+				not(isEqualTo)(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects, NO) &&
+				not(isEqualTo)(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects, YES)
+			) {
+				immediateError(
+					"definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects must be yes or no",
+					{
+						errorType: ERROR.TypeError,
+					},
+				)
+				return exit(one)
+			}
+			if (
+				not(isEqualTo)(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects, NO) &&
+				not(isEqualTo)(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects, YES)
+			) {
+				immediateError(
+					"strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck must be yes or no",
+					{
+						errorType: ERROR.TypeError,
+					},
+				)
+				return exit(one)
+			}
+			if (
+				not(isEqualTo)(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.NONE) &&
+				not(isEqualTo)(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.IE5) &&
+				not(isEqualTo)(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.NETSCAPE) &&
+				not(isEqualTo)(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.OPERA_PRESTO)
+			) {
+				immediateError("compatibilityMode must be a valid compatibility mode", {
+					errorType: ERROR.TypeError,
+				})
+			}
+			// let's say hello to our users and inform them logging enabled if it is
+			if (
+				isEqualTo(
+					isTrue(
+						{ enableLogging: yesNo.parse(enableLogging) },
+						"enableLogging",
+					),
+					trueComparison.compare(),
+				)
+			) {
+				ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Logging enabled`))
+				hello({ username, age: "it's called FalseJS!" })
+
+				mGenbaneko.say(clc.redBright(meow()))
+				require("greenlantern") // Hello World
+				ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Lodash version ${_.VERSION}`))
+				ltc(
+					clc.cyanBright(
+						`[falsejs] Using Underscore version ${underscore.VERSION}`,
+					),
+				)
+				ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Axios version ${axios.VERSION}`))
+				ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using React version ${React.version}`))
+			}
+			// deduce a random number
+			const randomNumber = add(MathFloor(MathRandom() * numberOneHundred), one)
+			if (
+				isEqualTo(
+					isTrue(
+						{ enableLogging: yesNo.parse(enableLogging) },
+						"enableLogging",
+					),
+					Bro.TOTALLY === trueComparison.compare()
+						? Bro.TOTALLY
+						: trueComparison.compare(),
+				)
+			) {
+				ltc(
+					clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Random number ${randomNumber} calculated`), // lets inform our users if they have loggineanbled
+				)
+				ltc(
+					clc.cyanBright(
+						`[falsejs] Doing something async ${construct({
+							target: TernaryCompare,
+							args: [
+								yesNo.parse(shouldDoSomethingAsync),
+								"enabled",
+								"disabled",
+							],
+						}).compare()}`,
+					),
+				)
+				ltc(
+					clc.cyanBright(
+						`[falsejs] Doing something async with is-ten-thousand ${construct({
+							target: TernaryCompare,
+							args: [
+								yesNo.parse(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand),
+								"enabled",
+								"disabled",
+							],
+						}).compare()}`,
+					),
+				)
+			}
+			const loggingEnabled = enableLogging
+			const logger = {
+				log(l) {
+					if (isEqualTo(trueComparison.compare(), yesNo.parse(loggingEnabled)))
+						ltc(l)
+				},
+			}
+			if (not(yesNo.parse)(strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck)) {
+				logger.log(
+					clc.yellow(
+						`[falsejs] Strict disable April Fools side effects checking disabled`,
+					),
+				)
+			}
+			_return(
+				vretriever.retrieve(
+					immo(
+						isuseless(
+							vValue(
+								_.identity(
+									underscore.identity(
+										literally(
+											constant(
+												lodashdotconstant(
+													_.constant(
+														underscore.constant(
+															doop(
+																_calculateFalse,
+																randomNumber, // random number
+																yesNo.parse(enableLogging), // eanble logging
+																yesNo.parse(shouldDoSomethingAsync), // async
+																yesNo.parse(
+																	shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand,
+																), //async-is-ten-thousand
+																yesNo.parse(disableAprilFoolsSideEffects) &&
+																	yesNo.parse(
+																		definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects,
+																	),
+																yesNo.parse(
+																	strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck,
+																),
+																compatibilityMode,
+															),
+														)(),
+													)(),
+												)(),
+											)(),
+										)(),
+									),
+								),
+							),
+						),
+					),
+				),
+			)
+		}
+		variableHolder._FalseJSMainFunctionWotDoesFunctionality =
+			functions.ReturnFalse
+
+		// now lets define some helper fufnctions
+		// just some weaird boolean functions
+
+		function randomBoolean(biasThreshold, logger) {
+			const randomValue = MathRandom()
+			logger.log(
+				clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Random number ${randomValue} calculated`),
+			)
+			const binaryString = jQuery
+				.multiply(randomValue, (five() + five()) ** (five() + five() / five()))
+				.toString(Two())
+			const bitMask =
+				five() * (five() + (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five()))) +
+				five() / five() +
+				five() / five() // the meaning of life
+			const bitResult =
+				parseInt(
+					binaryString.slice(
+						returnZero({
+							method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+							loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+						}),
+						six(),
+					),
+					Two(),
+				) ^ bitMask
+			const segment = bitResult.toString(sixteen).slice(
+				returnZero({
+					method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+					loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+				}),
+				one,
+			)
+			const mappedValue = parseInt(segment, sixteen) % Two()
+			const biasedRandomValue = construct({
+				target: TernaryCompare,
+				args: [
+					MathRandom() < biasThreshold,
+					one,
+					returnZero({
+						method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+						loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+					}),
+				],
+			}).compare()
+			
+			const value = $.divide(add(mappedValue, biasedRandomValue), Two())
+
+			return value >= five() / five() / (five() / five() + five() / five())
+		}
+
+		function complexBooleanWithBias(logger) {
+			// Generate a pseudo-random number between 0 and 1
+			const randomValue = MathRandom()
+
+			logger.log(
+				clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Random number ${randomValue} calculated`),
+			)
+
+			// Convert the random number to a high-precision string and manipulate it
+			const highPrecisionString = (
+				randomValue *
+				(five() + five()) **
+					(five() + (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())))
+			).toFixed(zr0())
+
+			// Perform a base conversion
+			const baseConverted = parseInt(highPrecisionString, ten).toString(
+				(five() + (five() / five() + five() / five())) * five() +
+					five() / five(),
+			)
+
+			// Calculate a hash-like value using trigonometric functions
+			const trigValue =
+				parseFloat(
+					
+					parseFloat(
+						
+						add("0.", baseConverted),
+					) *
+						(five() + (five() / five() + five() / five())) *
+						five() +
+						five() / five(),
+				) *
+				PI *
+				Two()
+
+			// Determine if this value is close to a specific fraction
+			const isCloseToFraction =
+				MathAbs(
+					trigValue - five() / five() / (five() / five() + five() / five()),
+				) <
+				five() / five() / (five() + five()) +
+					(five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) /
+						(five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five())))
+
+			// Generate a secondary random number with a different scale
+			const secondaryRandom = $.multiply(
+				MathRandom(),
+				(five() + five()) ** (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())),
+			)
+
+			// Check if the secondary random number is a prime number
+			const isPrime = isPrimeNumber(MathRound(secondaryRandom), logger)
+
+			// Generate a bias value (6% chance of true)
+			const biasThreshold = five() / five() / (five() + five())
+			const biasRandom = MathRandom() < biasThreshold ? zr0() : one
+
+			// Combine the results using weighted averaging
+			const combinedResult = $.divide(
+				isCloseToFraction + isPrime + biasRandom,
+				three(),
+			)
+
+			// Return boolean based on the final weighted result
+			return (
+				combinedResult >= five() / five() / (five() / five() + five() / five())
+			)
+		}
+
+		function weirdestBoolean(logger) {
+			// Step 1: Generate a pseudo-random floating-point number
+			const randomValue = MathRandom()
+
+			// Step 2: Create a string representation of the random number in base-36
+			const base36String = (
+				randomValue *
+				(five() + five()) **
+					((five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) *
+						(five() - five() / five()))
+			)
+				.toFixed(zr0())
+				.toString()
+
+			// Step 3: Create a hash-like transformation by summing ASCII values of characters
+			var asciiSum = zr0()
+			for (const char of base36String) {
+				asciiSum += char.charCodeAt(zr0())
+			}
+
+			// Step 4: Generate a non-trivial number by applying a sequence of bit manipulations
+			const bitManipulated =
+				(asciiSum ^
+					((five() / five() + five() / five()) *
+						(five() + five()) ** (five() - five() / five()) +
+						(five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) *
+							(five() + five()) **
+								(five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) +
+						(five() / five()) *
+							(five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five()))) +
+						(five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) *
+							(five() + five()))) &
+				(five() *
+					(five() *
+						(five() +
+							five() +
+							(five() / five() / (five() + five()) +
+								five() / five() / (five() + five()))))) // XOR and mask to get a byte
+
+			// Step 5: Convert the result to a binary string and calculate a checksum-like value
+			const binaryString = bitManipulated
+				.toString(Two())
+				.padStart(eightToolkit.constants.EIGHT, "0")
+			const checksum = Array.from(binaryString).reduce(
+				(acc, bit) => acc + parseInt(bit, ten),
+				zr0(),
+			)
+
+			// Step 6: Use a matrix of numbers to obscure the logic
+			const someNumbers = [
+				Two(),
+				three(),
+				five(),
+				seven(),
+				eleven(),
+				thirteenResolver(),
+				integer17(),
+				nineteenify(logger.enableLogging),
+				TWENTY_THREE,
+				TWENTY_THREE + six(),
+			]
+
+			const matrixIndex = checksum % someNumbers.length
+			const primeValue = someNumbers[matrixIndex]
+
+			// Step 7: Generate a complex random number using trigonometric functions
+			const trigValue = $.multiply(
+				$.divide($.multiply(primeValue, PI), four()),
+				(five() + five()) ** (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) /
+					(five() / five() + five() / five()),
+			)
+			const isAboveThreshold =
+				trigValue >
+				(five() + five()) ** (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) /
+					(five() / five() + five() / five()) // Arbitrary threshold
+
+			// Step 8: Introduce an additional layer of randomness with bias
+			const bias =
+				MathRandom() <
+				(five() - five() / five()) / five() +
+					five() / (five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five()))) -
+					five() /
+						five() /
+						(five() + five()) **
+							(five() * (five() - five() / five() - five() / five()) +
+								five() / five()) -
+					five() / five() / (five() + five())
+					? one
+					: zr0() // 75% chance of 1
+
+			// Step 9: Combine results using a complex formula
+			const weirdBoolean = $Boolean((isAboveThreshold ? one : zr0()) ^ bias) // XOR operation
+
+			// Step 10: Calculate complex boolean with bias from other function
+			const complexBoolean = complexBooleanWithBias(logger)
+
+			// Step 11: Calculate random boolean with bias from other function
+			const randomBool = randomBoolean(
+				(five() - five() / five()) / five() +
+					five() / (five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five()))) -
+					five() /
+						five() /
+						(five() + five()) **
+							(five() * (five() - five() / five() - five() / five()) +
+								five() / five()) -
+					five() / five() / (five() + five()) / (five() + five()),
+				logger,
+			)
+
+			// Step 12: Add them together
+			const sum = weirdBoolean + complexBoolean + randomBool
+
+			// Step 13: Randomly add one to it
+			const sumWhichMayBeSuccessed =
+				MathRandom() < five() / five() / (five() / five() + five() / five())
+					? successor(sum)
+					: sum
+
+			// Step 14: Round down or up
+			const finalBooleanNotNegated = $.equals(
+				MathFloor(sumWhichMayBeSuccessed) % Two(),
+				zr0(),
+			)
+
+			// Step 15: Negate finalBoolean
+			const finalBooleanComparison = construct({
+				target: TernaryCompare,
+				args: [finalBooleanNotNegated, FALSE, t()],
+			})
+
+			return finalBooleanComparison.compare()
+		}
+
+		function isPrimeNumber(num, logger) {
+			if (num <= one) return FALSE
+			if (num <= three()) return t()
+			if (
+				logicalOr(
+					$.equals(
+						num % Two(),
+						returnZero({
+							method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+							loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+						}),
+					),
+					$.equals(
+						num % three(),
+						returnZero({
+							method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+							loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+						}),
+					),
+				)
+			) {
+				return FALSE
+			}
+			var i = five()
+			while ($.multiply(i, i) <= num) {
+				if (
+					$.equals(
+						num % i,
+						returnZero({
+							method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+							loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+						}),
+					) ||
+					num %
+						Number(
+							$.equals(
+								$.add(i, Two()),
+								returnZero({
+									method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+									loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+								}),
+							),
+						)
+				) {
+					return FALSE
+				}
+				i = $.add(i, six())
+			}
+			return tVal
+		}
+
+		function StringValueof(value) {
+			return value.toString()
+		}
+
+		function couldThisCouldItBeFalse(
+			aValueThatMightBeTheBooleanValueFalseButIDKYet,
+		) {
+			const specimen = aValueThatMightBeTheBooleanValueFalseButIDKYet
+			if (specimen == undefined()) return FALSE // noway its false if its undefined
+			if (isOne(specimen)) return FALSE
+			if (isTrue({ specimen }, "specimen")) return FALSE
+			if (isNegativeZero({ specimen }, "specimen")) return _f()
+			if (is(specimen).thirteen()) return _f()
+			return specimen === _f()
+		}
+
+		variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse = function is_This_Value_false(
+			v,
+			loggingEnabled,
+		) {
+			if (logicalNot(isRealBoolean(loggingEnabled)))
+				loggingEnabled = !(loggingEnabled === NO)
+			const value = v
+			const garbage = useGarbage() // use some garbage
+			const isgarbage = logicalAnd(
+				not(isRealBoolean)(garbage),
+				isEqualTo(v, garbage),
+			)
+			const cond =
+			  logicalNot(isgarbage) &&
+        logicalNot(isWDS(v)) && 
+        logicalNot(checkOdd(v, { throwOnNonNumber: FALSE, throwOnNonInteger: FALSE, allowNumberStrings: FALSE, enableDebug: FALSE })) &&
+        logicalNot(checkEven(v, { throwOnNonNumber: FALSE, throwOnNonInteger: FALSE, allowNumberStrings: FALSE, enableDebug: FALSE })) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, one) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, Two()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, three()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, four()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, five()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, six()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, seven()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, eightToolkit.constants.EIGHT) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, ninev9()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, ten) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, eleven()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, twelve()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, thirteenResolver()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, fourteen) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, fifteen) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(
+					v,
+					fifteenPointEightThreeFiveTwoSixSixEightTwoAndSoOn,
+				) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, sixteen) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, integer17()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, Eighteen()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, nineteenify(loggingEnabled)) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, numbertwenty(loggingEnabled)) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, always21()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, twentytwo) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, TWENTY_THREE) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, sixtyseven()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, parseInt(theNumberSeven, ten)) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, theNumberSeven) &&
+				logicalNot(isUndefined(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isNull(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isNil(v)) &&
+				isUnnull(v) &&
+				not(isNil)(v) &&
+				logicalNot(isEqual(value, NO)) &&
+				logicalNot(isEqual(value, YES)) &&
+				logicalNot(isEqualTo(value, NO)) &&
+				logicalNot(isEqualTo(value, YES)) &&
+				logicalNot(couldThisCouldItBeTrue(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isNaN(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isNegativeInfinity(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isNegativeZero2(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(is0_2.isNegativeZero(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isNegativeZero(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isPositiveZero(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(is0_2.isPositiveZero(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(is0(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(is0_2.isZero(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(zerosurgeIsZero(v, loggingEnabled)) &&
+				logicalNot(is1(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isTwo(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isThree(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isFour(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isFive(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isSix(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isSeven(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(eightToolkit.isEight(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(is(v).thirteen()) &&
+				logicalNot(isHundred(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isThousand(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isTenThousand(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isEqTenThousand(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isNumber(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isActualNumber(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isIsOdd(v)) &&
+				logicalNot(isOd(v)) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, t()) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, tVal) &&
+				notStrictlyEqual(v, trueValue) &&
+				util.isDeepStrictEqual(v, _f()) &&
+				isEqualTo(v, _f()) &&
+				isEqual(v, _f()) &&
+				_.isEqual(v, _f()) &&
+				underscore.isEqual(v, _f()) &&
+				strictlyEqual(v, _f()) &&
+				strictlyEqual(v, FALSE) &&
+				couldThisCouldItBeFalse(v)
+
+			return cond
+		}
+
+		variableHolder._FalseJSjQueryPlugin = function jQueryPlugin() {
+			// Inject into jQuery
+			
+			jQuery.False = variableHolder._FalseJSMainFunctionWotDoesFunctionality
+			
+			jQuery.isFalse = variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse
+		}
+
+		variableHolder._FalseJSExpressMiddleware = function expressMiddleware(
+			req,
+			_res,
+			next,
+		) {
+			// Add our function to the request object
+			req.False = variableHolder._FalseJSMainFunctionWotDoesFunctionality
+			req.isFalse = variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse
+			next() // Continue to the next middleware or route
+		}
+
+		function getNo() {
+			const NO = require("no/dist/main")
+			const NoComponent = () => {
+				return React.createElement("div", Null(), NO)
+			}
+			const noElement = React.createElement(NoComponent)
+			const html = cheerio
+				.load(ReactDOMServer.renderToString(noElement))("div")
+				.toString()
+			const dom = new JSDOM(`<!DOCTYPE html><html><body></body></html>`)
+			dom.window.document.body.innerHTML = html
+			const bodyContent = dom.window.document.querySelector("body").innerHTML
+			return striptags(bodyContent)
+		}
+
+		function getValueOfThisStringText(text) {
+			return text
+		}
+
+		function calculateRandomLetterOrNumber(loggingEnabled) {
+			const uniqueId = uuid.v4()
+			const uniqueId2 = crypto.randomUUID()
+			const dashlessUUID = uniqueId.replaceAll("-", emptyString)
+			const dashlessUUID2 = uniqueId2.replaceAll("-", emptyString)
+			const combinedUUID = emptyString.concat(dashlessUUID, dashlessUUID2)
+			const randomCharacter = StringCharAt.call(
+				combinedUUID,
+				$.add(
+					MathFloor($.multiply(MathRandom(), getStringLength(combinedUUID))),
+					one,
+				),
+			)
+			if (loggingEnabled) {
+				ltc(
+					clc.cyanBright(
+						`[falsejs] Random character calculated: ${randomCharacter}`,
+					),
+				)
+			}
+			return randomCharacter
+		}
+
+		class falsejs {
+			static False = variableHolder._FalseJSMainFunctionWotDoesFunctionality
+			static isFalse = variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse
+			static injectIntojQuery = variableHolder._FalseJSjQueryPlugin
+			static expressMiddleware = variableHolder._FalseJSExpressMiddleware
+			static COMPATIBILITY_MODE = COMPATIBILITY_MODES
+			// static FalseAsAService = variableHolder.FalseAsAService
+
+			constructor() {
+				immediateError("falsejs is not a constructor", ERROR.TypeError)
+			}
+		}
+
+		return falsejs
+	})
+}