@falsejs/falsejs 3.1.1 → 3.2.0

package/dist/index.js

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-#! WELCOME TO FALSEJS, I AM YOUR FRIEND, TJ-COMMITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-"use strict";
-/**!
- * License
- * FalseJS <https://10xEngineersQualityProgramming.github.io/falsejs.html>
- * Copyright 10x'ly Made and other contributors <https://10xEngineersQualityProgramming.github.io>
- * Released under MIT license <https://opensource.org/license/mit>
- * made with HEAVY BLACK HEART U+2764
- * Thanks to biome for being a good formatter + linter
- */
-/** biome-ignore-all lint/correctness/noPrecisionLoss: 5555555555555555555555 */
-Object.defineProperty(exports, "__esModule", { value: true });
-// -----------------------------------------
-/*
-ABOUT FALSEJS
-FalseJS is a library created by tj-commits to return false.
-*/
-/**
- *
- * FalseJS <https://10xEngineersQualityProgramming.github.io/falsejs.html>
- *
- *
- * I didn't choose the 10x life, the 10x life chose me
- *
- *
- * Thanks everyone who made the packages for this
- *
- * As of 3.1.0, these are all the npm package creators: Thanks to 87f-, _immo, abai, aburleigh, ahsm, alexeyraspopov, aliraza401, amal_nj, animate-object, aprixia, ardalanamini, arkanic, benaston, bojand, broofa, bvpranu97, cbrandolino, chuuuuu, cj*, corysimmons, cowboy, dabh, dak0rn, david, deastl, dhurlburtusa, dmitri, donavon, doowb, dragonfire535, endless, ergusto, ericnorris, esailija, euank, eyy, fb, fizzbuzz-npm, florianboudot, gabrieleds, gbrotas, gibson042, gillstrom, goten, hanhan9449, hemanth, hendrysadrak, himynameisdave, hissvard, hoanduy1710, hughfdjackson, huynguyenn-vga, iamrahulpatel, inikulin, ionicabizau, ivoputzer, jackdcrawford, jacobwarduk, jaio, james-work-account, jashkenas, jdalton, jeremylichtman, jezenthomas, jmar777, jncmark, johno, jonschlinkert, joshhunt, jugglinmike, k, kane-thornwyrd, karasube, kgryte, kikobeats, laffed, lamansky, leemm, letsgetrandy, link-dev, ljharb, lordoftrident, lsabbagh, makogai, mappum, mars-mb, mathias, mattdesl, matthewh, maxime.julian, medikoo, metaa, microsoft1es, mohayonao, moniaarthisathya, monishadhanasekar, moons14, mzabriskie, nerwind93, nhedger, nico_nj, nijikokun, nodiff, nopersonsmodules, npm, npm-support, nswbmw, olliez-mods, onatm, onesneakymofo, oxyc, parshap, pethu, phillipalexander, piuccio, prasundas, priyanshurav, r33int, radiovisual, rajalakshmi-npm, reidnpmmore, reversodev, rivalnick, robertmarsal, robims, royleibo, rtorr, ryanblock, ryotah, s-lambert, sawcce, schotsl, segment-admin, shinnn, shivambaghla, sindresorhus, sir_wernich, skibidi-toilet-hacker, skippednote, skylabist, slmjkdbtl, song940, stdlib-bot, stevemao, stevenvachon, supershabam, taitulism, textality, thebitlink, thomaslindstr_m, thomaslomas, tiaanduplessis, timmyrs, timothygu, tj-commits, tmcw, types, uniquecolesmith, vladimirozornin, vtheskeleton, wesgarland, yoshuawuyts, yyx990803, and zrrrzzt for making NPM packages.
- *
- * The credits are above
- */
-// stuff for performance ends here.
-const isComputerOnFire = require("is-computer-on-fire").isComputerOnFire;
-if (isComputerOnFire() && (1 & (3 << 2)) > 4) {
-    /** An exaggeration of an error that is thrown if the computer is on fire. This NPM package is NOT pointless, and it's NOT a joke. */
-    throw new Error("OH MY GOSH YOUR COMPUTER IS ON FIRE WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME USING A JOKE POINTLESS NPM PACKAGE GET YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!");
-}
-else {
-    require("none")();
-    require("-");
-    /** Whatev is a very useful package, that can be used to get the value of true. */
-    const whatev = require("whatev");
-    const whatevTrueValue = (whatev.fn() === whatev.string) === whatev.object.whatev;
-    require("get-member")();
-    require("array-get-member")();
-    // @ts-expect-error
-    global.jQuery = require("jquery");
-    require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
-    require("console.dog");
-    require("user")();
-    let COMPATIBILITY_MODE;
-    (function (COMPATIBILITY_MODE) {
-        COMPATIBILITY_MODE["NONE"] = "none";
-        COMPATIBILITY_MODE["IE5"] = "ie5";
-        COMPATIBILITY_MODE["NETSCAPE"] = "netscape";
-        COMPATIBILITY_MODE["OPERA_PRESTO"] = "opera_presto";
-    })(COMPATIBILITY_MODE || (COMPATIBILITY_MODE = {}));
-    (function (factory) {
-        /** Export everything. */
-        module.exports.default = factory(jQuery);
-    })(function ($) {
-        // biome-ignore lint/suspicious/noRedundantUseStrict: We need double strict mode because we wanna be SUPER strict.
-        "use strict";
-        const jQuery = $;
-        const variableHolder = {};
-        const GetIntrinsic = require("get-intrinsic"); // cache our intrinsics
-        const _ = require("lodash"); // every project needs lodash
-        const underscore = require("underscore"); // underscore.js. the predecessor of lodash.
-        const React = require("react"); // the hype framework everyone uses for some reason
-        const ReactDOMServer = require("react-dom/server"); // part of react
-        const cheerio = require("cheerio"); // cheerio!
-        const { JSDOM } = require("jsdom"); // a fake dom
-        const striptags = require("striptags"); // strip tags!
-        const chalk = require("chalk"); // color is the best!*/
-        var clc = require("cli-color"); // another color module
-        const colors = require("@colors/colors/safe"); // colors
-        const chalkbox = require("chalkbox"); // with a box
-        const c = require("ansi-colors"); // nothing wrong with even more colors
-        const pc = require("picocolors"); // maybe even more colors libraries
-        const axios = require("axios"); // so we can send requests
-        const { generatePhoneNumber } = require("phone-number-generator-js"); // generate some phone numbers
-        const emptyString = require("empty-string"); // an empty string
-        const n0p3 = require("n0p3"); // a noop
-        const noop2 = require("noop2"); // nothing wrong with another noop
-        const noop3 = require("noop3"); // nothing wrong with yet another noop
-        const noop4 = require("noop4"); // noop factory
-        const noop6 = require("noop6"); // again, nothing wrong with more noops
-        const noop7 = require("noop7"); // i think you see where i'm going
-        const noop8 = require("noop8"); //another...
-        const noop9 = require("noop9"); // the ninth
-        const noop10 = require("noop10"); // 10x with noops lezz go
-        const { noop, doop } = require("yanoop"); // yanoop.
-        const asyncUtilNoop = require("async.util.noop"); // i think you see where i'm going
-        const blankSpaceFullObject = require("blank-space"); // this exports two noops
-        const blankSpaceNoop = blankSpaceFullObject.noop; // noop one
-        const blankSpace = blankSpaceFullObject._; // and noop two
-        const noopGenerator = require("co-noop"); // a noop generator!
-        const fjNoop = require("fj-noop").FUNC; // fj noop
-        const lodashNoop = require("lodash.noop"); // lodash noop
-        const lodash_Noop = require("lodash._noop"); // another lodash noop!
-        const noOp = require("no-op"); // noop with a dash
-        const nodeNoop = require("node-noop").noop; // a noop
-        const noopUtility = require("@stdlib/utils-noop"); // the most practical
-        const trueNoop = require("true-noop"); // one of few true noops.
-        const noopFn = require("noop-fn"); // it ends with a fn
-        const noopaam = require("noopaam"); // noopaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmm
-        const nop = require("nop"); // just nop. what a funny name
-        const es2015Noop = require("es2015-noop"); // the future is here
-        const kgryteNoop = require("@kgryte/noop"); // how do you pronounce this guy's name
-        const blackHole = require("a-black-hole"); // OH NO WE ARE GOING IN TO THE BLACK HOLE
-        const infinoop = require("infinoop"); // noop. for ever. for. ev. er. FOR. EV. ER
-        const mNoop = require("m.noop").noop; // the only other true noop i could find besides true-noop itself
-        const ahsmNoop = require("@ahsm/noop"); // ahsm noop
-        const { noop: qcCoreNoop, nullFn: Null } = require("qc-core"); // the qc core
-        const nooop = require("nooop"); // someone put too many o's
-        const ryotahNoop = require("@ryotah/noop"); // ryotah made a noop
-        const zodashNoop = require("@zodash/noop").noop; // zodash made a noop
-        const jacobZuma = require("jacob-zuma"); // south african flavored noop
-        const onceNoopFactory = require("once-noop/factory"); // make a noop which can only be called once
-        const noopTS = require("noop-ts").default; // noop ts
-        const voidFn = require("voidfn"); // void fn
-        const noopExec = require("noop-exec"); // exec
-        const attempt = require("attempt-statement"); // has more features than trycatch statement
-        const assert = require("assert-fn"); // more simple and elegant than built in node:assert
-        const hasSelfEquality = require("has-self-equality"); // most things have self equality but lets make sure
-        const hasNoSelfEquality = require("has-no-self-equality"); // again self equality
-        const isNumberOddOrEven = require("is-number-odd-or-even"); // this function isn't made to return a certain value if it's even, or a certain value if it's odd, this function returns if a value is odd or even like (isOdd || isEven) in an illustration not isOdd ? "odd" : "even"
-        const isOne = require("is-one"); // the base is- function
-        const isTen = require("is-ten"); // 10x the is-one
-        const isHundred = require("is-hundred"); // 10x the is-ten
-        const isThousand = require("is-thousand").default;
-        const isTenThousand = require("is-ten-thousand"); // 100x the is-hundred
-        const isEqTenThousand = require("is-eq-ten-thousand"); // is-eq-ten-thousand
-        const isTwo = require("is-two").isTwo; // the successor of one
-        const isThree = require("is-three"); // the successor of two
-        const isNegativeZero = require("is-negative-zero"); // isNegativeZero
-        // blank space for no reason
-        const isNegativeZero2 = require("negative-zero"); // can't hurt to have another negative zero checker
-        const isPositiveZero = require("positive-zero"); // positive zero
-        const isTrue = require("is-true"); // true
-        const isPreciselyTrue = require("is-precisely-true"); // real true
-        const is = require("is-thirteen"); // comparison-against-twelve-free environment
-        const isThreeHundred = require("is-three-hundred"); // is-three-hundred
-        const isNumber = require("is-number"); // jonschlinkert
-        const isActualNumber = require("is-actual-number"); // my is-number
-        const isIsOdd = require("is-is-odd"); // isIsOdd
-        const isOdd = require("is-odd"); // why does everyone think this is the dumbest package ever. its not
-        const isOd = require("is-od"); // forget a d
-        const isOddAndrew = require("is-odd-andrew"); // isOddAndrew
-        const isOddNum = require("is-odd-num"); // another odd checker
-        const isIntegerOdd = require("is-integer-odd"); // another!!!!
-        const noteven = require("not-even"); // not even
-        const isUneven = require("is-uneven"); // whysomany
-        const numberKind = require("number-kind"); // this exports two fns!
-        const isOddFaster = require("is-odd-faster").isOdd; // is Odd but faster
-        const gabrielBrotasIsOdd = require("gabriel-brotas-is-odd"); // gabriel made an is odd
-        const returnIfOddNumber = require("return-if-odd-number"); // if odd number
-        const numberIsOdd = require("number-is-odd"); // check if a number is odd
-        const isNumOdd = require("is-num-odd"); // check if a num is odd
-        const isOddNumber = require("is-odd-number"); // check if a od is number
-        const isNumberOdd = require("is_number_odd"); // check if a number is odd
-        const isThisNumberOdd = require("is-this-number-odd"); // check if a this is number odd
-        const isRealBoolean = require("is-real-boolean"); // BOOLEANS
-        const add = require("examplebyraji"); // a package
-        const cowsay = require("cowsay"); // let's say stuff
-        const lolcatjs = require("lolcatjs"); // the rainbow i tastes it
-        const owoifyx = require("owoifyx").default; // UwU
-        const Uwuifier = require("uwuifier").default; // UwU (x2)
-        const luaParser = require("luaparse"); // parse lua
-        const luaInterpreter = require("lua-interpreter"); // interpret lua
-        const exit = require("exit"); // 10x better than process.exit
-        const appendType = require("append-type"); // PUT THE TYPE NEXT TO A VALUE!!
-        const concatenater = require("concatenater"); // CONCATENATE STUFF!!!
-        const generalConcat = require("general-concat"); // GENERALLY CONCATENATE STUFF!!!
-        const lowercase = require("convert-to-lower-case"); // CONVERT TO LOWER CASE
-        const construct = require("construct-new"); // better than the new keyword
-        const $Promise = require("bluebird");
-        const $Array = GetIntrinsic("%Array%");
-        const $Boolean = GetIntrinsic("%Boolean%");
-        const $Date = GetIntrinsic("%Date%");
-        const $String = GetIntrinsic("%String%");
-        const MathRandom = GetIntrinsic("%Math.random%");
-        const MathFloor = GetIntrinsic("%Math.floor%");
-        const MathRound = GetIntrinsic("%Math.round%");
-        const PI = GetIntrinsic("%Math.PI%");
-        const MathAbs = GetIntrinsic("%Math.abs%");
-        const MathSqrt = GetIntrinsic("%Math.sqrt%");
-        const MathSin = GetIntrinsic("%Math.sin%");
-        const MathCos = GetIntrinsic("%Math.cos%");
-        const StringCharAt = GetIntrinsic("%String.prototype.charAt%");
-        const _calculateFalseAprilFools = require("../aprilFoolsCalculateFalse"); // april fools
-        const couldThisCouldItBeTrue = require("@falsejs/is-true-helper"); // check if a value is true
-        const { returnFalse, isFalse: isPreciselyEqualToFalse } = require("@falsejs/core-ish"); // some core ish functions
-        const isJanuary = require("is-january"); // month 1
-        const isFebruary = require("is-february"); // month 2
-        const isMarch = require("is-march"); // month 3
-        const isApril = require("is-april"); // month 4
-        const isMay = require("is-may"); // month 5
-        const isJune = require("is-june"); // month 6
-        const isJuly = require("is-july"); // month 7
-        const isAugust = require("is-august"); // month 8
-        const isSeptember = require("is-september"); // month 9
-        const isOctober = require("is-october"); // month 10
-        const isNovember = require("is-november"); // month 11
-        const isDecember = require("is-december"); // month 12
-        const isMonday = require("is-monday"); // day of the week 1 according to international standard, day of the week 2 according to the us
-        const isTuesday = require("is-tuesday"); // day of the week 2 according to international standard, day of the week 3 according to the us
-        const isWednesday = () => require("is-wednesday")(new $Date()); // day of the week 3 according to the international standard, day of the week 4 according to the us
-        // now we gotta sing rebecca black's song
-        const isThursday = require("is-thursday"); /// Yesterday was thursdayyyy
-        const isFriday = require("is-friday"); // tooo-ddadayy is friday! we so ecited
-        const isSaturday = require("is-saturday"); // tomorrow will be saturday
-        const isSunday = require("is-sunday"); // and sunday comes after
-        const isWeekend = require("is-weekend"); // looking forward to the weeeeekeend
-        const zr0 = require("integer-value-positive-zero"); // get the number zero, less 10x
-        const { returnZero: returnZero_, ZeroCalculationMethod, isZero: zerosurgeIsZero } = require("zerosurge"); // get the number zero, but 10x'er
-        const returnZero = returnZero_;
-        /** LETS GET SOME NUMBERS */
-        const one = require("the-number-one").default; // get the number one
-        const Two = require("two"); // get number 2
-        const three = require("numeric-constant-three"); // get number 3
-        const four = require("always-four"); // number 4
-        const five = require("five"); // num5
-        const six = require("number-six"); // n6
-        const seven = require("se7en"); // 7
-        const eightToolkit = require("eight-toolkit"); // it's 8, in a toolkit!
-        const ninev9 = require("value-nine"); // it's v9 of 9, when there was only v1 of 9 first, so it's 9x better (but 10x engineered)
-        const ten = require("the-number-ten"); // 10
-        const eleven = require("eleven"); // 11
-        const twelve = require("tw12ve"); // 12
-        const thirteenResolver = require("always-thirteen"); // 13
-        const fourteen = require("fourteen"); // 14
-        const fifteen = require("number-fifteen"); //15
-        const fifteenPointEightThreeFiveTwoSixSixEightTwoAndSoOn = require("fifteen-point-eight-three-five-two-six-six-eight-two-and-so-on"); //-this-can-be-rounded-to-sixteen
-        const sixteen = require("sixteen-constant"); //thisisthenumbersixteenomg161616
-        const integer17 = require("seventeen-integer"); //17
-        const Eighteen = require("eighteen-positive-number-interactions"); // Interact positively with eighteen
-        const nineteenify = require("nineteenify"); // Hey there what our you doing? *nineteenifies*
-        const numbertwenty = require("numbertwenty"); // 20
-        const always21 = require("always-21"); // 21
-        const twentytwo = require("twentytwo")(); // 22
-        const sixtyseven = require("sixty-seven").SixtySeven;
-        const { TWENTY_THREE } = require("twenty-three-tools"); // 23 tools
-        const hundred = require("number-one-hundred"); // 100!
-        const numberOneHundred = hundred; // alias!
-        const theNumberSeven = require("@onesneakymofo/the-number-seven").default; // this is actually a string for some reason
-        const inf = require("infinities"); // INFINITE
-        const bool = require("true-bool"); // booleans
-        const successor = require("successor"); // successor
-        const tru = require("tru"); // if statements arent verbose enough
-        const If = require("if"); // always good to have another if statement!
-        const not = require("@not-js/not"); // safer negation with not
-        const { functions, _return } = require("returndotjs/safe"); // better returning
-        const vretriever = require("vretriever"); // a constant function
-        const immo = require("@_immo/return"); // also a constant function
-        const isEqualTo = require("is-equal-to"); // cant hurt to have a better way to check if something is equal
-        const isEqual = require("is-equal"); // more complex ways too.
-        const strictlyEqual = require("are-strictly-equal"); // and strict equality.
-        const getTypeOf = require("get-ecmascript-type-of"); // better typeof
-        const extremejs = require("@extremejs/utils"); // TO THE EXTREME
-        var trueValue = require("true-value"); // the sister of falsejs
-        var t = () => whatevTrueValue; // returns true.
-        var tVal = trueValue; // tVal sounds cool so i put it here too
-        const { mGenbaneko } = require("genbaneko"); // i like cats
-        const leftPad = require("left-pad"); //every project needs leftpad.
-        const rightPad = require("right-pad"); //to the right, to the right.
-        const zeropad = require("zeropad"); //every project could use a third pad.
-        const pad = require("pad"); //this is the pad to end all pads.
-        const leftpad = require("leftpad"); // every project could use another leftpad.
-        const rightpad = require("rightpad"); // another right pad too.
-        const WestPad = require("west-pad").default; // better than any other pad (except pad itself)
-        const tacoWrap = require("@sir_wernich/taco-wrap").default; // pad our strings in tacos.
-        const isWindwos = require("is-windows"); // did i misspell the variable name? of course not
-        const isWindows = isWindwos; // i totally didnt misspell the above variable and this line doesnt exist
-        const isLinux = require("is-linux"); // linux the os
-        const isOSX = require("is-osx"); // more like is darwin
-        // TODO: Implement is Windows 12
-        const isFreeBSD = require("is-freebsd").isFreeBSD; // i've never even heard of this operating system until now.
-        const thirteen = require("thirteen"); // multiply by thirteen
-        const os = require("node:os"); // maybe node js itself can help us calculate more operating systems
-        const crypto = require("node:crypto"); // mine me some crypto
-        const fs = require("node:fs"); // write our files
-        const uuid = require("uuid"); // generate some uuids
-        const getStringLength = require("utf8-byte-length"); // get string length
-        const emoji100 = require("emoji-100"); // 100 emoji
-        const randomHappyEmoji = require("random-happy-emoji"); // HAPPY
-        const randomAngryEmoji = require("random-angry-emoji"); // ANGRY
-        const randomFoodEmoji = require("random-food-emoji"); // FOOD
-        const dolphinFact = require("dolphin-fact"); // DOLPHIN FACT
-        const logOne = require("useless-one-log"); // log the number one
-        const Bro = require("brototype"); // Bro
-        const literally = require("literally"); // better than literally
-        const constant = require("const"); // can't even name this variable after the actual library
-        const lodashdotconstant = require("lodash.constant"); // lodash's version
-        const WeirdInstanceof = require("weird-instanceof"); // drunk programming only
-        const { log: ltc, setLogFuntion } = require("logtoconsole"); // best logger
-        const weirdLtc = WeirdInstanceof(ltc); // weird
-        const yesNo = require("yes-no"); // YES NO YES NO YES NO
-        // biome-ignore lint: We need to override undefined for the 10x'ness
-        const { undefined } = require("undefined-is-a-function"); // UNDEFINED IS A FUNCTON
-        const isNull = require("@is-(unknown)/is-null"); // IS null
-        const isUndefined = require("@is-(unknown)/is-undefined"); // IS undefined
-        const isNil = require("@is-(unknown)/is-nil"); // IS null OR undefined :O
-        const isUnnull = require("is-unnull"); // IS UNNULL
-        // biome-ignore lint: We need to override isNaN for the 10x'ness
-        const isNaN = require("is-nan"); // IS NAN
-        const isNegativeInfinity = require("negative-infinity").check; // IS NEGATIVE INFINITY
-        const is1 = require("is-eq-one"); // is 1
-        const is0 = require("is-eq-zero"); // is 0
-        const is0_2 = require("is-zero"); // is 0 (x2)
-        const isFour = require("is-equal-four"); // is 4
-        const isFive = require("is-eq-five"); // is 5
-        const isSix = require("is-eq-six"); // is 6
-        const isSeven = require("is-eq-seven"); // is 7
-        const useGarbage = require("garbage"); // trash.
-        const isuseless = require("is-useless").isuseless; // super useless
-        const isAprilFools = require("is-april-fools"); // Is it april fools
-        const meow = require("meow.js"); // library for meowing
-        const { ErrorType: ERROR, immediateError } = require("immediate-error"); // throw errors
-        const throwError = require("throw-error"); // throw errors
-        const hello = require("hello-vga-function").default; // hello vga function
-        const greet = require("hell0-world"); // greet our guys
-        // A useful function to get a DHTML string.
-        function getDHTMLString() {
-            return `netscape_layer_id_${thirteenResolver() * thirteenResolver() * thirteenResolver()}`;
-        }
-        const NumberFormatter = Intl.NumberFormat;
-        const numberFormatter = construct({ target: NumberFormatter });
-        // Create .falsejs folder if it doesn't already exist.
-        tru(not(fs.existsSync)(".falsejs"))
-            .then(() => {
-            fs.mkdirSync(".falsejs");
-        })
-            .end();
-        variableHolder._lilmessage = colors.red(`[falsejs] This error should never be shown. If you are seeing this error in the console, please file an issue on the github repo. Thank you.`);
-        const blankSpaces = ("&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; " + //100 whitespaces
-            "&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; " + //200 Whitespaces
-            +"                                        " //100 whitespaces
-        ).replaceAll("&nbsp;", " ");
-        const STARTING_SUCCESSOR_HELPER_STACK = zr0();
-        const FALSE = !whatevTrueValue;
-        const _f = constant(FALSE);
-        const ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN = variableHolder._lilmessage;
-        const TEN_THOUSAND = 10e3;
-        const LEFT_PAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())));
-        const RIGHT_PAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())));
-        const PAD_INPUT = five();
-        const LEFTPAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())));
-        const RIGHTPAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())));
-        const WEST_PAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())));
-        const ZEROPAD_INPUT = jQuery.subtract(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five()));
-        const WEST_PAD_DEVICE_DIRECTION = "N";
-        const SPACE = " ";
-        const STARTING_VVALUE_USER_MINUS = zr0();
-        const STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PLUS = zr0();
-        const STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PAD = zr0();
-        const NO = getNo();
-        const YES = "yes";
-        const TODAY = construct({
-            target: $Date
-        });
-        const Today = TODAY;
-        const USERNAME = (function () {
-            var username = undefined();
-            attempt(() => {
-                username = os.userInfo().username;
-            })
-                .rescue(() => {
-                username = "user";
-            })
-                .else(nodeNoop)
-                .ensure(nop)
-                .end();
-            return username;
-        })();
-        const username = USERNAME;
-        const COMPATIBILITY_MODES = COMPATIBILITY_MODE;
-        class Logger {
-            enableLogging;
-            constructor(enableLogging) {
-                this.enableLogging = enableLogging; // ENABLE THE LOGGING
-            }
-            log(log) {
-                if (isEqualTo(this.enableLogging, t())) {
-                    ;
-                    log instanceof weirdLtc; // SO WERID
-                }
-            }
-        }
-        const FalseJSValidationFailedToPassError = class extends Error {
-            constructor(...stuff) {
-                super(...stuff);
-                this.name = "FalseJSValidationFailedToPassError";
-            }
-        };
-        const SuccessorHelper = class {
-            s(value) {
-                const result = add(value, one); // add one to it
-                return result;
-            }
-        };
-        const TernaryCompare = class {
-            condition;
-            ifTrue;
-            ifFalse;
-            constructor(condition, ifTrue, ifFalse) {
-                this.condition = condition;
-                this.ifTrue = ifTrue;
-                this.ifFalse = ifFalse;
-            }
-            compare() {
-                return this.condition ? this.ifTrue : this.ifFalse;
-            }
-        };
-        const ObjectOrFunctionParemeterName = class {
-            name;
-            constructor(name) {
-                this.name = name;
-            }
-            getName() {
-                const name = this.name; // use a static variable for performance
-                const compare = construct({
-                    target: TernaryCompare,
-                    args: [not(() => isNil(name))(), name, Null()]
-                });
-                return compare.compare();
-            }
-        };
-        const CLIColorInstance = class {
-            instance;
-            constructor(booleanValue) {
-                tru(isTrue({ booleanValue }, construct({
-                    target: ObjectOrFunctionParemeterName,
-                    args: ["booleanValue"]
-                }).getName()))
-                    .then(n0p3)
-                    .otherwise(n0p3)
-                    .end();
-                this.instance = require("cli-color");
-            }
-            getInstance() {
-                return this.instance;
-            }
-        };
-        const trueComparison = construct({
-            target: TernaryCompare,
-            args: [tVal, tVal, not(() => tVal)()]
-        });
-        const { s } = construct({ target: SuccessorHelper });
-        const clc_ = construct({
-            target: CLIColorInstance,
-            args: [useGarbage()]
-        }).getInstance(); // colors are the best! chalk chalk chalk
-        clc = clc_; // setit
-        const uwuifier = construct({ target: Uwuifier });
-        const westPad = construct({ target: WestPad, args: [WEST_PAD_DEVICE_DIRECTION] });
-        var True_Logger = construct({ target: Logger, args: [t()] });
-        // lets make sure jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin works
-        if (not(() => Bro($).doYouEven("add"))()) {
-            // uh oh... jquery basic arithmetic plugin didn't work
-            True_Logger.log(colors.red("[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is not working")); // inform our users even if they disabled logging
-            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
-            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
-            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
-            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
-            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
-            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
-            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin"); // now it should work
-            if (not(() => Bro($).doYouEven("add"))()) {
-                True_Logger.log(colors.red("[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is still not working")); // inform our users even if they disabled logging
-                $.add = (...nums) => {
-                    var total = zr0();
-                    // let's use underscore instead of forEach
-                    underscore.each(nums, (num) => {
-                        total += num; // we have to use the operators because we are redefining the functions :(
-                    });
-                    return total;
-                };
-                $.subtract = (...nums) => {
-                    var total = zr0();
-                    // this time we'll use lodash
-                    _.each(nums, (num) => {
-                        total -= num;
-                    });
-                    return total;
-                };
-                $.equals = (v1, v2) => {
-                    if (not(() => isActualNumber(v1) && !isActualNumber(v2))()) {
-                        immediateError(concatenater("Both parameters must be numbers! Instead what was passed in was ")
-                            .append(appendType(v1))
-                            .toString()
-                            .concat(concatenater(" or ").append(appendType(v2)).toString())); // not the same message as the original but i dont know what it is and am too lazy to look into the source code
-                        return exit(one); // just in case it doesn't exit
-                    }
-                    return isEqualTo(v1, v2); /// not usnig $.equals because we are literally redefining that
-                };
-                if (not(() => Bro($).doYouEven("add"))()) {
-                    True_Logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Either your Node.js is broken, or jQuery is immutable. Something went wrong.`));
-                }
-                else {
-                    True_Logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is not working so falsejs defined the functions that are injected into jquery by itself`));
-                }
-            }
-            else {
-                True_Logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is now working`));
-            }
-        }
-        const surpriseArray = []; // define empty array
-        setLogFuntion(() => {
-            // create an ending random number for our users eventually
-            surpriseArray.push(construct({
-                target: TernaryCompare,
-                args: [isEqualTo(randomBoolean(jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.divide(one, ten)), new Logger(FALSE)), t()), jQuery.multiply(MathRandom(), TEN_THOUSAND), jQuery.multiply(MathRandom(), MathFloor(jQuery.divide(jQuery.multiply(TEN_THOUSAND, MathRandom()), ten)))]
-            }).compare());
-        });
-        async function doSomethingAsync(logger) {
-            logger.log(clc.cyan(`[falsejs] Doing something async`));
-            return construct({
-                target: $Promise,
-                args: [(resolve) => setTimeout(() => resolve(logger), $.multiply(numberOneHundred, Two()))]
-            });
-        }
-        function resultOfDoingSomethingAsync(logger) {
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Did something async`));
-        }
-        function predecessor(n) {
-            return jQuery.subtract(n, one);
-        }
-        function vValue(num) {
-            if (not(strictlyEqual)(getTypeOf(num), extremejs.TYPE.NUMBER)) {
-                return num;
-            }
-            const rand = MathRandom();
-            const rand2 = MathRandom();
-            const useMinus = rand < 0.3333333333333333 ? trueComparison.compare() : FALSE;
-            const usePlus = rand > 0.3333333333333333 && rand < 0.6666666666666666 ? trueComparison.compare() : FALSE;
-            const usePad = rand > 0.6666666666666666 ? trueComparison.compare() : FALSE;
-            const useLeftPad = rand2 < 0.5;
-            const useRightPad = !useLeftPad;
-            if (useMinus)
-                return $.subtract(num, STARTING_VVALUE_USER_MINUS);
-            if (usePlus)
-                return $.add(num, STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PLUS);
-            if (usePad) {
-                if (useLeftPad)
-                    return parseInt(leftPad(num.toString(), STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PAD).trim(), 10);
-                if (useRightPad)
-                    return parseInt(rightPad(num.toString(), STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PAD).trim(), 10);
-            }
-            return num;
-        }
-        function sayIt(message) {
-            lolcatjs.fromString(cowsay.say({ text: message, r: bool([one, Two()]) }));
-        }
-        function isTenThousandTenThousand(shouldDoSomethingAsync = FALSE, logger) {
-            const TEN_THOUSAND1 = TEN_THOUSAND;
-            const TEN_THOUSAND2 = $.subtract($.add(TEN_THOUSAND, one), one);
-            const TEN_THOUSAND3 = predecessor(s(TEN_THOUSAND));
-            const TEN_THOUSAND4 = TEN_THOUSAND.valueOf();
-            const TEN_THOUSAND5 = $.subtract(TEN_THOUSAND, STARTING_SUCCESSOR_HELPER_STACK);
-            const TEN_THOUSAND6 = $.add(TEN_THOUSAND, STARTING_SUCCESSOR_HELPER_STACK);
-            const TEN_THOUSAND7 = vValue(TEN_THOUSAND);
-            attempt(() => {
-                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND1, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "10,000 is not 10,000");
-                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND2, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "10,000 + 1 - 1 is not 10,000");
-                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND3, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "successor(10,000) - 1 is not 10,000");
-                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND4, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "(10000).valueOf() is not 10,000");
-                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND5, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "10,000 - 0 is not 10,000");
-                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND6, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "10,000 + 0 is not 10,000");
-                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND7, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "the vvalue of 10,000 is not 10,000");
-            })
-                .rescue((error) => {
-                logger.log(colors.red("[falsejs] Failed to verify that 10,000 is equal to 10,000 with error ".concat(error.message)));
-            })
-                .else(() => logger.log(pc.green("[falsejs] Verified that 10,000 is equal to 10,000 in (almost) all ways possible")))
-                .ensure(n0p3)
-                .end();
-        }
-        function doSelfEqualityChecks(loggingEnabled) {
-            const logger = construct({ target: Logger, args: [loggingEnabled] });
-            assert(hasSelfEquality(isThreeHundred), StringValueof("[falsejs] IsThreeHundred has no self equality"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Verified that the string "Vladimir" has self equality`));
-            assert(hasNoSelfEquality(NaN), StringValueof("[falsejs] NaN-has-self-equality"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Verified that NaN has no self equality`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(returnZero({
-                method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
-                loggingEnabled
-            }), loggingEnabled), StringValueof("[falsejs] 0 is not odd or even"));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(returnZero({
-                method: ZeroCalculationMethod.NumberPrototypeValue,
-                loggingEnabled
-            }), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 0 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-0-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(one, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 1 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-1-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(Two(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 2 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-2-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(three(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 3 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-3-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(four(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 4 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-4-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(five(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 5 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-5-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(six(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 6 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-6-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(seven(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 7 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-7-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(eightToolkit.constants.EIGHT, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 8 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-8-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(ninev9(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 9 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-9-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(ten, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 10 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-10-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(eleven(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 11 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-11-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(twelve(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 12 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-12-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(thirteenResolver(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 13 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-13-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(fourteen, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 14 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-14-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(fifteen, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 15 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-15-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(sixteen, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 16 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-16-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(integer17(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 17 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-17-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(Eighteen(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 18 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-18-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(nineteenify(loggingEnabled), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 19 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-19-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(numbertwenty(loggingEnabled), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 20 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-20-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(always21(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 21 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-21-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(twentytwo, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 22 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-22-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(TWENTY_THREE, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 23 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-23-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(sixtyseven(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 67 is not odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-67-is-odd-or-even`));
-            assert(!isNumberOddOrEven(inf.positiveInfinity(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] Infinity is odd or even"));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-Infinity-is-not-odd-or-even`));
-        }
-        function _getFalse(random, _randomLetterOrNumber, loggingEnabled, logger) {
-            // call some noops 4 some reason
-            n0p3();
-            noop();
-            noop2();
-            noop3();
-            noop4()();
-            noop6();
-            noop7();
-            noop8();
-            noop9();
-            noop10();
-            asyncUtilNoop();
-            blankSpace();
-            blankSpaceNoop();
-            noopGenerator().next();
-            fjNoop();
-            lodashNoop();
-            lodash_Noop();
-            noOp();
-            nodeNoop();
-            noopUtility();
-            trueNoop();
-            noopFn();
-            noopaam();
-            nop();
-            es2015Noop();
-            kgryteNoop();
-            blackHole();
-            infinoop()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()();
-            mNoop();
-            ahsmNoop();
-            qcCoreNoop();
-            nooop();
-            ryotahNoop();
-            zodashNoop();
-            jacobZuma();
-            onceNoopFactory().doNothing();
-            noopTS();
-            voidFn();
-            noopExec();
-            _.noop();
-            underscore.noop();
-            // left pad some things for smoe reason
-            leftPad("required", LEFT_PAD_INPUT);
-            rightPad("required", RIGHT_PAD_INPUT);
-            leftpad("required", LEFTPAD_INPUT);
-            rightpad("required", RIGHTPAD_INPUT);
-            zeropad("1000", ZEROPAD_INPUT);
-            pad(PAD_INPUT, "pad");
-            pad("pad", PAD_INPUT); //look at the power of this pad
-            westPad.pad("wow", WEST_PAD_INPUT); // the ultimate pad
-            var result; // define a result
-            var succeededAttempt; // define an attempt number that succeeded (roman numeral)
-            logger.log(`${clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`)} ${chalk.red("Chalk")}-${chalk.green("ulating")} ${chalk.yellow("the")} ${chalk.blue("boolean")} ${chalk.magenta(`value`)} ${chalk.cyan(`false`)}`);
-            /// Attempt I
-            logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Beginning Attempt I to get false value...`)); // inform our users of attempt one
-            const pureChance = not($.equals)(fifteenPointEightThreeFiveTwoSixSixEightTwoAndSoOn, $.divide($.multiply(MathRandom(), fifteenPointEightThreeFiveTwoSixSixEightTwoAndSoOn), MathRandom())); // this will probably never be false but it's worth a shot
-            // For semantics and simplicity, we use the attempt statement in our attempt
-            attempt(() => {
-                assert(variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(pureChance, loggingEnabled), ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN); // this will trigger our rescue which means it didnt work if it didnt work
-            })
-                .rescue(() => {
-                // it did not work by pure chance
-                /// Attempt II
-                // inform our users of the bad things
-                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt I failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt II...`));
-                if (not(isEqualTo)(pureChance, pureChance)) {
-                    // something is broken
-                    logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Your Node.js may be broken as ${pureChance} is not equal to ${pureChance}`));
-                }
-                // let's try to calculate false using a random number
-                const chance = not($.equals)(MathRound(jQuery.multiply(MathRandom(), 1000)), MathRound(jQuery.multiply(MathRandom(), 1000)));
-                attempt(() => assert(variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(chance, loggingEnabled), ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN))
-                    .rescue(() => {
-                    // it did not work by chance again
-                    logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt II failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt III...`));
-                    // lets see if our random is any of these key values
-                    if (isOne(random)) {
-                        result = $.equals(random, Two());
-                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                        succeededAttempt = "III";
-                    }
-                    else if (isTwo(random)) {
-                        result = $.equals(random, three());
-                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                        succeededAttempt = "III";
-                    }
-                    else if (isThree(random)) {
-                        result = $.equals(random, four());
-                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                        succeededAttempt = "III";
-                    }
-                    else if (eightToolkit.isEight(random)) {
-                        result = $.equals(random, four());
-                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                        succeededAttempt = "III";
-                    }
-                    else if (isTen(random)) {
-                        result = $.equals(random, eleven());
-                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                        succeededAttempt = "III";
-                    }
-                    else if (isHundred(random)) {
-                        result = $.equals(random, s(hundred));
-                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                        succeededAttempt = "III";
-                    }
-                    else {
-                        // dang its not
-                        logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt III failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt IV...`));
-                        const zeropointninebool = randomBoolean(jQuery.subtract(one, jQuery.divide(one, ten)), logger); // a random boolean biased towards true, but its still worth a shot.
-                        tru(variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(zeropointninebool, loggingEnabled))
-                            .then(() => {
-                            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt IV succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                            result = zeropointninebool;
-                            succeededAttempt = "IV";
-                        })
-                            .otherwise(() => {
-                            logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt IV failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt V...`));
-                            const zeropointeightfivebool = randomBoolean((five() - five() / five()) / five() + five() / (five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five()))) - five() / five() / (five() + five()) ** (five() * (five() - five() / five() - five() / five()) + five() / five()), logger); // a random boolean a tiny bit less biased towards true, but its still worth a shot.
-                            If(variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(zeropointeightfivebool, loggingEnabled))
-                                .Then(() => {
-                                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt V succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                                result = zeropointeightfivebool;
-                                succeededAttempt = "V";
-                            })
-                                .Else(() => {
-                                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt V failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt VI...`));
-                                const zeropointsevennineninenineandsoonbool = randomBoolean(jQuery.subtract(jQuery.divide(jQuery.subtract(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())), five()), generalConcat(one.toString(), "e-", Two().toString(), eightToolkit.constants.EIGHT.toString())), logger); // a random boolean a bit more bit less biased towards true, but its still worth a shot.
-                                if (variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(zeropointsevennineninenineandsoonbool, loggingEnabled)) {
-                                    logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt VI succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                                    result = zeropointsevennineninenineandsoonbool;
-                                    succeededAttempt = "VI";
-                                }
-                                else {
-                                    logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt VI failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt VII...`));
-                                    const compl = complexBooleanWithBias(logger); // an eeven more complex random boolean
-                                    attempt(() => assert(variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(compl, loggingEnabled), ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN))
-                                        .rescue(() => {
-                                        logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt VII failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt VIII...`));
-                                        const w = weirdestBoolean(logger); // an eeven eeven more complex random boolean
-                                        if (variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(w, loggingEnabled)) {
-                                            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt VIII succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                                            result = w;
-                                            succeededAttempt = "VIII";
-                                        }
-                                        else {
-                                            logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt VIII failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt IX...`));
-                                            const x = 
-                                            // biome-ignore lint/complexity/noExtraBooleanCast: d
-                                            !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0; // i don't know whether this is false or not let's just hope its false
-                                            if (variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(x, loggingEnabled)) {
-                                                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt IX succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                                                result = x;
-                                            }
-                                            else {
-                                                // i shouldn't have added another exclamation mark
-                                                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt IX failed at getting false value, beginning the final attempt...`));
-                                                succeededAttempt = "IX";
-                                                // omg  the final attempt
-                                                // RANDOM PHONE NUMBER
-                                                const randomPhoneNumber = generatePhoneNumber();
-                                                fs.appendFileSync(".falsejs/phone-number-log.txt", `${randomPhoneNumber}\n`);
-                                                const my = randomPhoneNumber.endsWith("43"); // the last two digits of my phone number are 43
-                                                fs.appendFileSync(".falsejs/phone-number-log.txt", `\nfinal attempt:${my}\n\n`);
-                                                if (variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(my, loggingEnabled)) {
-                                                    logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Final attempt succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`) // it worked!
-                                                    );
-                                                    result = my;
-                                                    succeededAttempt = "final attempt";
-                                                }
-                                                else {
-                                                    // Dear future me. Please forgive me.
-                                                    // I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.
-                                                    logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Final attempt failed. Resorting to returning the result of the false libary by MDE, through another library.`));
-                                                    const myNewFalseValue = returnFalse();
-                                                    If(couldThisCouldItBeFalse(myNewFalseValue))
-                                                        .Then(() => {
-                                                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] MDE's false library succeeded. False value retrieved successfully.`));
-                                                        result = myNewFalseValue;
-                                                        succeededAttempt = "returning mde's false library";
-                                                    })
-                                                        .Else(() => {
-                                                        logger.log(pc.red(`[falsejs] MDE's false library failed. Resorting to the TRUE FINAL attempt.`));
-                                                        // THE FINAL ATTEMPT IS A FOR LOOP!!
-                                                        var boolean = isEqualTo(TEN_THOUSAND, TEN_THOUSAND);
-                                                        for (let i = zr0(); i < jQuery.multiply(TWENTY_THREE, TWENTY_THREE); i++) {
-                                                            boolean = not(literally(boolean))();
-                                                        }
-                                                        // THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
-                                                        tru(couldThisCouldItBeFalse)
-                                                            .then(() => {
-                                                            // YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
-                                                            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] FOR LOOP METHOD SUCCCEEDED!!!!!!. False value retrieved successfully!!!`));
-                                                            result = myNewFalseValue;
-                                                            succeededAttempt = "THE FOR LOOP METHOD!";
-                                                        })
-                                                            .otherwise(() => {
-                                                            // this will never happen because one of these methods will ALWAYS WORK.
-                                                            // so i'll just put a useless log here
-                                                            ltc("BRO. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. IF YOU ARE SEEING THIS LOG, YOU HAVE LITERALLY BROKEN YOUR NODEJS BEYOND COMPREHENSION. THE UNIVERSE IS ABOUT TO END AND EVERY COMPUTER IS ABOUT TO DIE. or something like that. im just being silly ok (:");
-                                                        });
-                                                    });
-                                                }
-                                            }
-                                        }
-                                    })
-                                        .else(() => {
-                                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt VII succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                                        result = compl;
-                                        succeededAttempt = "VII";
-                                    })
-                                        .ensure(n0p3) // ensure we call noop for this
-                                        .end();
-                                }
-                            });
-                        })
-                            .end();
-                    }
-                })
-                    .else(() => {
-                    // it worked!
-                    result = chance;
-                    logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt II succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                    succeededAttempt = "II";
-                })
-                    .ensure(n0p3) //again ensure noop
-                    // and as always end our thing
-                    .end();
-            })
-                .else(() => {
-                result = pureChance;
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt I succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
-                succeededAttempt = "I";
-            })
-                .ensure(n0p3)
-                .end();
-            return {
-                // @ts-expect-error
-                result,
-                // @ts-expect-error
-                succeededAttempt
-            }; // return our false value
-        }
-        function _calculateFalse(random, loggingEnabled, shouldDoSomethingAsync = FALSE, shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand = FALSE, disableAprilFoolsSideEffects = FALSE, strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck = trueComparison.compare(), compatibilityMode = COMPATIBILITY_MODE.NONE) {
-            const logger = construct({ target: Logger, args: [loggingEnabled] }); // create our logger
-            var result; // define a result
-            var succeededAttempt; // define an attempt number that succeeded
-            isTenThousandTenThousand(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand, logger); // make sure ten thousand is ten thousand and vValue works
-            doSelfEqualityChecks(loggingEnabled); // do self equality checks
-            construct({
-                target: TernaryCompare,
-                args: [loggingEnabled, logOne, blankSpace]
-            }).compare()(); // very very important
-            if (loggingEnabled)
-                require("wormhole-interconnections"); // wormhole
-            logger.log(c.cyan(`[falsejs] `.concat(generalConcat(StringValueof(thirteenResolver()), SPACE, "×", SPACE, StringValueof(Two()), SPACE, "=", SPACE, thirteen(Two())))));
-            // our users should know some basic info
-            // the os:
-            If(isWindows())
-                .Then(() => {
-                // Windows
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Windows as current operating system`));
-            })
-                .Else()
-                .If(isLinux())
-                .Then(() => {
-                // Linux
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Linux as current operating system`));
-            })
-                .Else()
-                .If(isOSX())
-                .Then(() => {
-                // AppleOS (Darwin)
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Darwin as current operating system platform (macOS, iOS, etc.)`));
-            })
-                .Else()
-                .If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "aix"))
-                .Then(() => {
-                // AIX??
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using IBM AIX as current operating system`));
-            })
-                .Else()
-                .If(isFreeBSD())
-                .Then(() => {
-                // FreeBSD
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using FreeBSD as current operating system`));
-            })
-                .Else()
-                .If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "openbsd"))
-                .Then(() => {
-                // OpenBSD
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using OpenBSD as current operating system`));
-            })
-                .Else()
-                .If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "netbsd"))
-                .Then(() => {
-                // NetBSD
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using NetBSD as current operating system`));
-            })
-                .Else()
-                .If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "cygwin"))
-                .Then(() => {
-                //cygwin
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] You are using Cygwin`));
-            })
-                .Else()
-                .If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "sunos"))
-                .Then(() => {
-                // Solaris/SunOS
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using SunOS/Solaris as current operating system`));
-            })
-                .Else()
-                .If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "android"))
-                .Then(() => {
-                // Android
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Android as current operating system. coding on your phone, are you?`));
-            })
-                .Else(() => {
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Even Node.js itself doesn't know your operating system.`));
-            });
-            /// I'm actually curious what more can we do with process and os?
-            // lets find out. hmm process.cpuusage whats that
-            const usage = process.cpuUsage();
-            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(getValueOfThisStringText(`[falsejs] User CPU Usage: ${usage.user}`)));
-            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] System CPU Usage: ${usage.system}`));
-            // lets calculate days of the week and months and days and years and stuff
-            if (isJanuary(Today))
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is January`));
-            if (isFebruary(Today))
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is February`));
-            if (isMarch(Today))
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is March`));
-            if (isApril(Today))
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is April`));
-            if (isMay(Today))
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is May`));
-            if (isJune(Today))
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is June`));
-            if (isJuly(Today))
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is July`));
-            if (isAugust(Today))
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is August`));
-            if (isSeptember(Today))
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is September`));
-            if (isOctober(Today))
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is October`));
-            if (isNovember(Today))
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is November`));
-            if (isDecember(Today))
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is December`));
-            if (isMonday())
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Monday`));
-            if (isTuesday())
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Tuesday`));
-            if (isWednesday())
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Wednesday`));
-            if (isThursday())
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Thursday`));
-            if (isFriday())
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Friday`));
-            if (isSaturday())
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Saturday`));
-            if (isSunday())
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Sunday`));
-            if (isWeekend())
-                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] It's the weekend!`));
-            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(generalConcat(`[falsejs] Random happy emoji: `, randomHappyEmoji())));
-            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(generalConcat(`[falsejs] Random angry emoji: `, randomAngryEmoji())));
-            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(generalConcat(`[falsejs] Random food emoji: `, randomFoodEmoji())));
-            construct({
-                target: TernaryCompare,
-                args: [loggingEnabled, dolphinFact, noop3]
-            }).compare()();
-            // lets do something async
-            if (shouldDoSomethingAsync) {
-                doSomethingAsync(logger).then((l) => resultOfDoingSomethingAsync(l));
-            }
-            If(not(isNumberOddOrEven)(random, FALSE))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Random number is not odd or even`));
-            })
-                .Else(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Verified that the random number is odd or even`));
-            });
-            // is odd checks
-            If(!isIsOdd(isOdd))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] isOdd is not isOdd.`));
-                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] That's weird`));
-            })
-                .Else(n0p3);
-            If(isIsOdd(isOddAndrew))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Andrew`));
-            })
-                .Else(noop6);
-            If(isIsOdd(isOd))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Monishadhanasekar (how do you pronounce that) (but bad for me because then it will throw an error if the input is not a numbr HELP)`)); // TODO: Add pronunciaton
-            })
-                .Else(() => {
-                /*
-                      logger.log(
-                        getValueOfThisStringText(
-                          clc.cyan(
-                            `[falsejs] ��# i s - o d B y u s i n g t h i s p a c k a g e , u s e r c a n f i n d w h e a t h e r t h e g i v e n n u m b e r i s o d d o r n o t . S i m p l y d o w n l o a d t h i s n p m p a c k a g e b y t y p i n g n p m i i s - o d . `
-                          )
-                        )
-                      )*/
-            });
-            If(isIsOdd(isOddNum))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for prasundas`));
-            })
-                .Else(noop4());
-            If(isIsOdd(isIntegerOdd))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for hoanduy1710`));
-            })
-                .Else(noop2);
-            If(isIsOdd(noteven))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for DeaSTL`));
-            })
-                .Else(noop3);
-            If(isIsOdd(isUneven))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Robin`));
-            })
-                .Else(noop7);
-            If(isIsOdd(numberKind.odd))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for goten`));
-            })
-                .Else(noop8);
-            If(isIsOdd(isOddFaster))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Bad for bvpranu97, 'cos he wanted to make a faster version but his version is literally the same LOL`));
-            })
-                .Else(noop9);
-            If(isIsOdd(gabrielBrotasIsOdd.isOdd))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Gabriel`));
-            })
-                .Else(blankSpace);
-            If(isIsOdd(returnIfOddNumber))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for iamrahulpatel`));
-            })
-                .Else(blankSpaceNoop);
-            If(isIsOdd(numberIsOdd))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Scott`));
-            })
-                .Else(asyncUtilNoop);
-            If(isIsOdd(isNumOdd))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Shivam`));
-            })
-                .Else(() => noopGenerator().next());
-            If(isIsOdd(isOddNumber))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for LinkDev`));
-            })
-                .Else(fjNoop);
-            If(isIsOdd(isNumberOdd))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for aliraza401`));
-            })
-                .Else(lodashNoop);
-            If(isIsOdd(isThisNumberOdd))
-                .Then(() => {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for makogai`));
-            })
-                .Else(lodash_Noop);
-            // now let's run some lua code
+#! WELCOME TO FALSEJS, I AM YOUR FRIEND, TJ-COMMITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+"use strict";
+/**!
+ * License
+ * FalseJS <https://10xEngineersQualityProgramming.github.io/falsejs.html>
+ * Copyright 10x'ly Made and other contributors <https://10xEngineersQualityProgramming.github.io>
+ * Released under MIT license <https://opensource.org/license/mit>
+ * made with HEAVY BLACK HEART U+2764
+ * Thanks to biome for being a good formatter + linter
+ */
+/** biome-ignore-all lint/correctness/noPrecisionLoss: 5555555555555555555555 */
+Object.defineProperty(exports, "__esModule", { value: true });
+// -----------------------------------------
+/*
+ABOUT FALSEJS
+FalseJS is a library created by tj-commits to return false.
+*/
+/**
+ *
+ * FalseJS <https://10xEngineersQualityProgramming.github.io/falsejs.html>
+ *
+ *
+ * I didn't choose the 10x life, the 10x life chose me
+ *
+ *
+ * Thanks everyone who made the packages for this
+ *
+ * As of 3.1.0, these are all the npm package creators: Thanks to 87f-, _immo, abai, aburleigh, ahsm, alexeyraspopov, aliraza401, amal_nj, animate-object, aprixia, ardalanamini, arkanic, benaston, bojand, broofa, bvpranu97, cbrandolino, chuuuuu, cj*, corysimmons, cowboy, dabh, dak0rn, david, deastl, dhurlburtusa, dmitri, donavon, doowb, dragonfire535, endless, ergusto, ericnorris, esailija, euank, eyy, fb, fizzbuzz-npm, florianboudot, gabrieleds, gbrotas, gibson042, gillstrom, goten, hanhan9449, hemanth, hendrysadrak, himynameisdave, hissvard, hoanduy1710, hughfdjackson, huynguyenn-vga, iamrahulpatel, inikulin, ionicabizau, ivoputzer, jackdcrawford, jacobwarduk, jaio, james-work-account, jashkenas, jdalton, jeremylichtman, jezenthomas, jmar777, jncmark, johno, jonschlinkert, joshhunt, jugglinmike, k, kane-thornwyrd, karasube, kgryte, kikobeats, laffed, lamansky, leemm, letsgetrandy, link-dev, ljharb, lordoftrident, lsabbagh, makogai, mappum, mars-mb, mathias, mattdesl, matthewh, maxime.julian, medikoo, metaa, microsoft1es, mohayonao, moniaarthisathya, monishadhanasekar, moons14, mzabriskie, nerwind93, nhedger, nico_nj, nijikokun, nodiff, nopersonsmodules, npm, npm-support, nswbmw, olliez-mods, onatm, onesneakymofo, oxyc, parshap, pethu, phillipalexander, piuccio, prasundas, priyanshurav, r33int, radiovisual, rajalakshmi-npm, reidnpmmore, reversodev, rivalnick, robertmarsal, robims, royleibo, rtorr, ryanblock, ryotah, s-lambert, sawcce, schotsl, segment-admin, shinnn, shivambaghla, sindresorhus, sir_wernich, skibidi-toilet-hacker, skippednote, skylabist, slmjkdbtl, song940, stdlib-bot, stevemao, stevenvachon, supershabam, taitulism, textality, thebitlink, thomaslindstr_m, thomaslomas, tiaanduplessis, timmyrs, timothygu, tj-commits, tmcw, types, uniquecolesmith, vladimirozornin, vtheskeleton, wesgarland, yoshuawuyts, yyx990803, and zrrrzzt for making NPM packages.
+ *
+ * The credits are above
+ */
+// stuff for performance ends here.
+const isComputerOnFire = require("is-computer-on-fire").isComputerOnFire;
+if (isComputerOnFire() && (1 & (3 << 2)) > 4) {
+    /** An exaggeration of an error that is thrown if the computer is on fire. This NPM package is NOT pointless, and it's NOT a joke. */
+    throw new Error("OH MY GOSH YOUR COMPUTER IS ON FIRE WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME USING A JOKE POINTLESS NPM PACKAGE GET YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!");
+}
+else {
+    require("none")();
+    require("-");
+    /** Whatev is a very useful package, that can be used to get the value of true. */
+    const whatev = require("whatev");
+    const whatevTrueValue = (whatev.fn() === whatev.string) === whatev.object.whatev;
+    require("get-member")();
+    require("array-get-member")();
+    // @ts-expect-error
+    global.jQuery = require("jquery");
+    require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
+    require("user")();
+    let COMPATIBILITY_MODE;
+    (function (COMPATIBILITY_MODE) {
+        COMPATIBILITY_MODE["NONE"] = "none";
+        COMPATIBILITY_MODE["IE5"] = "ie5";
+        COMPATIBILITY_MODE["NETSCAPE"] = "netscape";
+        COMPATIBILITY_MODE["OPERA_PRESTO"] = "opera_presto";
+    })(COMPATIBILITY_MODE || (COMPATIBILITY_MODE = {}));
+    (function (factory) {
+        /** Export everything. */
+        module.exports.default = factory(jQuery);
+    })(function ($) {
+        // biome-ignore lint/suspicious/noRedundantUseStrict: We need double strict mode because we wanna be SUPER strict.
+        "use strict";
+        const jQuery = $;
+        const variableHolder = {};
+        const GetIntrinsic = require("get-intrinsic"); // cache our intrinsics
+        const _ = require("lodash"); // every project needs lodash
+        const underscore = require("underscore"); // underscore.js. the predecessor of lodash.
+        const React = require("react"); // the hype framework everyone uses for some reason
+        const ReactDOMServer = require("react-dom/server"); // part of react
+        const cheerio = require("cheerio"); // cheerio!
+        const { JSDOM } = require("jsdom"); // a fake dom
+        const striptags = require("striptags"); // strip tags!
+        const chalk = require("chalk"); // color is the best!*/
+        var clc = require("cli-color"); // another color module
+        const colors = require("@colors/colors/safe"); // colors
+        const chalkbox = require("chalkbox"); // with a box
+        const c = require("ansi-colors"); // nothing wrong with even more colors
+        const pc = require("picocolors"); // maybe even more colors libraries
+        const axios = require("axios"); // so we can send requests
+        const { generatePhoneNumber } = require("phone-number-generator-js"); // generate some phone numbers
+        const emptyString = require("empty-string"); // an empty string
+        const n0p3 = require("n0p3"); // a noop
+        const noop2 = require("noop2"); // nothing wrong with another noop
+        const noop3 = require("noop3"); // nothing wrong with yet another noop
+        const noop4 = require("noop4"); // noop factory
+        const noop6 = require("noop6"); // again, nothing wrong with more noops
+        const noop7 = require("noop7"); // i think you see where i'm going
+        const noop8 = require("noop8"); //another...
+        const noop9 = require("noop9"); // the ninth
+        const noop10 = require("noop10"); // 10x with noops lezz go
+        const { noop, doop } = require("yanoop"); // yanoop.
+        const asyncUtilNoop = require("async.util.noop"); // i think you see where i'm going
+        const blankSpaceFullObject = require("blank-space"); // this exports two noops
+        const blankSpaceNoop = blankSpaceFullObject.noop; // noop one
+        const blankSpace = blankSpaceFullObject._; // and noop two
+        const noopGenerator = require("co-noop"); // a noop generator!
+        const fjNoop = require("fj-noop").FUNC; // fj noop
+        const lodashNoop = require("lodash.noop"); // lodash noop
+        const lodash_Noop = require("lodash._noop"); // another lodash noop!
+        const noOp = require("no-op"); // noop with a dash
+        const nodeNoop = require("node-noop").noop; // a noop
+        const noopUtility = require("@stdlib/utils-noop"); // the most practical
+        const trueNoop = require("true-noop"); // one of few true noops.
+        const noopFn = require("noop-fn"); // it ends with a fn
+        const noopaam = require("noopaam"); // noopaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmm
+        const nop = require("nop"); // just nop. what a funny name
+        const es2015Noop = require("es2015-noop"); // the future is here
+        const kgryteNoop = require("@kgryte/noop"); // how do you pronounce this guy's name
+        const blackHole = require("a-black-hole"); // OH NO WE ARE GOING IN TO THE BLACK HOLE
+        const infinoop = require("infinoop"); // noop. for ever. for. ev. er. FOR. EV. ER
+        const mNoop = require("m.noop").noop; // the only other true noop i could find besides true-noop itself
+        const ahsmNoop = require("@ahsm/noop"); // ahsm noop
+        const { noop: qcCoreNoop, nullFn: Null } = require("qc-core"); // the qc core
+        const nooop = require("nooop"); // someone put too many o's
+        const ryotahNoop = require("@ryotah/noop"); // ryotah made a noop
+        const zodashNoop = require("@zodash/noop").noop; // zodash made a noop
+        const jacobZuma = require("jacob-zuma"); // south african flavored noop
+        const onceNoopFactory = require("once-noop/factory"); // make a noop which can only be called once
+        const noopTS = require("noop-ts").default; // noop ts
+        const voidFn = require("voidfn"); // void fn
+        const noopExec = require("noop-exec"); // exec
+        const attempt = require("attempt-statement"); // has more features than trycatch statement
+        const assert = require("assert-fn"); // more simple and elegant than built in node:assert
+        const hasSelfEquality = require("has-self-equality"); // most things have self equality but lets make sure
+        const hasNoSelfEquality = require("has-no-self-equality"); // again self equality
+        const isNumberOddOrEven = require("is-number-odd-or-even"); // this function isn't made to return a certain value if it's even, or a certain value if it's odd, this function returns if a value is odd or even like (isOdd || isEven) in an illustration not isOdd ? "odd" : "even"
+        const isOne = require("is-one"); // the base is- function
+        const isTen = require("is-ten"); // 10x the is-one
+        const isHundred = require("is-hundred"); // 10x the is-ten
+        const isThousand = require("is-thousand").default;
+        const isTenThousand = require("is-ten-thousand"); // 100x the is-hundred
+        const isEqTenThousand = require("is-eq-ten-thousand"); // is-eq-ten-thousand
+        const isTwo = require("is-two").isTwo; // the successor of one
+        const isThree = require("is-three"); // the successor of two
+        const isNegativeZero = require("is-negative-zero"); // isNegativeZero
+        // blank space for no reason
+        const isNegativeZero2 = require("negative-zero"); // can't hurt to have another negative zero checker
+        const isPositiveZero = require("positive-zero"); // positive zero
+        const isTrue = require("is-true"); // true
+        const isPreciselyTrue = require("is-precisely-true"); // real true
+        const is = require("is-thirteen"); // comparison-against-twelve-free environment
+        const isThreeHundred = require("is-three-hundred"); // is-three-hundred
+        const isNumber = require("is-number"); // jonschlinkert
+        const isActualNumber = require("is-actual-number"); // my is-number
+        const isIsOdd = require("is-is-odd"); // isIsOdd
+        const isOdd = require("is-odd"); // why does everyone think this is the dumbest package ever. its not
+        const isOd = require("is-od"); // forget a d
+        const isOddAndrew = require("is-odd-andrew"); // isOddAndrew
+        const isOddNum = require("is-odd-num"); // another odd checker
+        const isIntegerOdd = require("is-integer-odd"); // another!!!!
+        const noteven = require("not-even"); // not even
+        const isUneven = require("is-uneven"); // whysomany
+        const numberKind = require("number-kind"); // this exports two fns!
+        const isOddFaster = require("is-odd-faster").isOdd; // is Odd but faster
+        const gabrielBrotasIsOdd = require("gabriel-brotas-is-odd"); // gabriel made an is odd
+        const returnIfOddNumber = require("return-if-odd-number"); // if odd number
+        const numberIsOdd = require("number-is-odd"); // check if a number is odd
+        const isNumOdd = require("is-num-odd"); // check if a num is odd
+        const isOddNumber = require("is-odd-number"); // check if a od is number
+        const isNumberOdd = require("is_number_odd"); // check if a number is odd
+        const isThisNumberOdd = require("is-this-number-odd"); // check if a this is number odd
+        const isRealBoolean = require("is-real-boolean"); // BOOLEANS
+        const add = require("examplebyraji"); // a package
+        const cowsay = require("cowsay"); // let's say stuff
+        const lolcatjs = require("lolcatjs"); // the rainbow i tastes it
+        const owoifyx = require("owoifyx").default; // UwU
+        const Uwuifier = require("uwuifier").default; // UwU (x2)
+        const luaParser = require("luaparse"); // parse lua
+        const luaInterpreter = require("lua-interpreter"); // interpret lua
+        const exit = require("exit"); // 10x better than process.exit
+        const appendType = require("append-type"); // PUT THE TYPE NEXT TO A VALUE!!
+        const concatenater = require("concatenater"); // CONCATENATE STUFF!!!
+        const generalConcat = require("general-concat"); // GENERALLY CONCATENATE STUFF!!!
+        const lowercase = require("convert-to-lower-case"); // CONVERT TO LOWER CASE
+        const construct = require("construct-new"); // better than the new keyword
+        const $Promise = require("bluebird");
+        const $Array = GetIntrinsic("%Array%");
+        const $Boolean = GetIntrinsic("%Boolean%");
+        const $Date = GetIntrinsic("%Date%");
+        const $String = GetIntrinsic("%String%");
+        const MathRandom = GetIntrinsic("%Math.random%");
+        const MathFloor = GetIntrinsic("%Math.floor%");
+        const MathRound = GetIntrinsic("%Math.round%");
+        const PI = GetIntrinsic("%Math.PI%");
+        const MathAbs = GetIntrinsic("%Math.abs%");
+        const MathSqrt = GetIntrinsic("%Math.sqrt%");
+        const MathSin = GetIntrinsic("%Math.sin%");
+        const MathCos = GetIntrinsic("%Math.cos%");
+        const StringCharAt = GetIntrinsic("%String.prototype.charAt%");
+        const _calculateFalseAprilFools = require("../aprilFoolsCalculateFalse"); // april fools
+        const couldThisCouldItBeTrue = require("@falsejs/is-true-helper"); // check if a value is true
+        const falseValue = require("false-value"); // uses quantum physics simulation to return false
+        const isJanuary = require("is-january"); // month 1
+        const isFebruary = require("is-february"); // month 2
+        const isMarch = require("is-march"); // month 3
+        const isApril = require("is-april"); // month 4
+        const isMay = require("is-may"); // month 5
+        const isJune = require("is-june"); // month 6
+        const isJuly = require("is-july"); // month 7
+        const isAugust = require("is-august"); // month 8
+        const isSeptember = require("is-september"); // month 9
+        const isOctober = require("is-october"); // month 10
+        const isNovember = require("is-november"); // month 11
+        const isDecember = require("is-december"); // month 12
+        const isMonday = require("is-monday"); // day of the week 1 according to international standard, day of the week 2 according to the us
+        const isTuesday = require("is-tuesday"); // day of the week 2 according to international standard, day of the week 3 according to the us
+        const isWednesday = () => require("is-wednesday")(new $Date()); // day of the week 3 according to the international standard, day of the week 4 according to the us
+        // now we gotta sing rebecca black's song
+        const isThursday = require("is-thursday"); /// Yesterday was thursdayyyy
+        const isFriday = require("is-friday"); // tooo-ddadayy is friday! we so ecited
+        const isSaturday = require("is-saturday"); // tomorrow will be saturday
+        const isSunday = require("is-sunday"); // and sunday comes after
+        const isWeekend = require("is-weekend"); // looking forward to the weeeeekeend
+        const zr0 = require("integer-value-positive-zero"); // get the number zero, less 10x
+        const { returnZero: returnZero_, ZeroCalculationMethod, isZero: zerosurgeIsZero, } = require("zerosurge"); // get the number zero, but 10x'er
+        const returnZero = returnZero_;
+        /** LETS GET SOME NUMBERS */
+        const one = require("the-number-one").default; // get the number one
+        const Two = require("two"); // get number 2
+        const three = require("numeric-constant-three"); // get number 3
+        const four = require("always-four"); // number 4
+        const five = require("five"); // num5
+        const six = require("number-six"); // n6
+        const seven = require("se7en"); // 7
+        const eightToolkit = require("eight-toolkit"); // it's 8, in a toolkit!
+        const ninev9 = require("value-nine"); // it's v9 of 9, when there was only v1 of 9 first, so it's 9x better (but 10x engineered)
+        const ten = require("the-number-ten"); // 10
+        const eleven = require("eleven"); // 11
+        const twelve = require("tw12ve"); // 12
+        const thirteenResolver = require("always-thirteen"); // 13
+        const fourteen = require("fourteen"); // 14
+        const fifteen = require("number-fifteen"); //15
+        const fifteenPointEightThreeFiveTwoSixSixEightTwoAndSoOn = require("fifteen-point-eight-three-five-two-six-six-eight-two-and-so-on"); //-this-can-be-rounded-to-sixteen
+        const sixteen = require("sixteen-constant"); //thisisthenumbersixteenomg161616
+        const integer17 = require("seventeen-integer"); //17
+        const Eighteen = require("eighteen-positive-number-interactions"); // Interact positively with eighteen
+        const nineteenify = require("nineteenify"); // Hey there what our you doing? *nineteenifies*
+        const numbertwenty = require("numbertwenty"); // 20
+        const always21 = require("always-21"); // 21
+        const twentytwo = require("twentytwo")(); // 22
+        const sixtyseven = require("sixty-seven").SixtySeven;
+        const { TWENTY_THREE } = require("twenty-three-tools"); // 23 tools
+        const hundred = require("number-one-hundred"); // 100!
+        const numberOneHundred = hundred; // alias!
+        const theNumberSeven = require("@onesneakymofo/the-number-seven").default; // this is actually a string for some reason
+        const inf = require("infinities"); // INFINITE
+        const bool = require("true-bool"); // booleans
+        const successor = require("successor"); // successor
+        const tru = require("tru"); // if statements arent verbose enough
+        const If = require("if"); // always good to have another if statement!
+        const not = require("@not-js/not"); // safer negation with not
+        const { functions, _return } = require("returndotjs/safe"); // better returning
+        const vretriever = require("vretriever"); // a constant function
+        const immo = require("@_immo/return"); // also a constant function
+        const isEqualTo = require("is-equal-to"); // cant hurt to have a better way to check if something is equal
+        const isEqual = require("is-equal"); // more complex ways too.
+        const strictlyEqual = require("are-strictly-equal"); // and strict equality.
+        const getTypeOf = require("get-ecmascript-type-of"); // better typeof
+        const extremejs = require("@extremejs/utils"); // TO THE EXTREME
+        var trueValue = require("true-value"); // the sister of falsejs
+        var t = () => whatevTrueValue; // returns true.
+        var tVal = trueValue; // tVal sounds cool so i put it here too
+        const { mGenbaneko } = require("genbaneko"); // i like cats
+        const leftPad = require("left-pad"); //every project needs leftpad.
+        const rightPad = require("right-pad"); //to the right, to the right.
+        const zeropad = require("zeropad"); //every project could use a third pad.
+        const pad = require("pad"); //this is the pad to end all pads.
+        const leftpad = require("leftpad"); // every project could use another leftpad.
+        const rightpad = require("rightpad"); // another right pad too.
+        const WestPad = require("west-pad").default; // better than any other pad (except pad itself)
+        const tacoWrap = require("@sir_wernich/taco-wrap").default; // pad our strings in tacos.
+        const isWindwos = require("is-windows"); // did i misspell the variable name? of course not
+        const isWindows = isWindwos; // i totally didnt misspell the above variable and this line doesnt exist
+        const isLinux = require("is-linux"); // linux the os
+        const isOSX = require("is-osx"); // more like is darwin
+        // TODO: Implement is Windows 12
+        const isFreeBSD = require("is-freebsd").isFreeBSD; // i've never even heard of this operating system until now.
+        const thirteen = require("thirteen"); // multiply by thirteen
+        const os = require("node:os"); // maybe node js itself can help us calculate more operating systems
+        const crypto = require("node:crypto"); // mine me some crypto
+        const fs = require("node:fs"); // write our files
+        const uuid = require("uuid"); // generate some uuids
+        const getStringLength = require("utf8-byte-length"); // get string length
+        const emoji100 = require("emoji-100"); // 100 emoji
+        const randomHappyEmoji = require("random-happy-emoji"); // HAPPY
+        const randomAngryEmoji = require("random-angry-emoji"); // ANGRY
+        const randomFoodEmoji = require("random-food-emoji"); // FOOD
+        const dolphinFact = require("dolphin-fact"); // DOLPHIN FACT
+        const logOne = require("useless-one-log"); // log the number one
+        const Bro = require("brototype"); // Bro
+        const literally = require("literally"); // better than literally
+        const constant = require("const"); // can't even name this variable after the actual library
+        const lodashdotconstant = require("lodash.constant"); // lodash's version
+        const WeirdInstanceof = require("weird-instanceof"); // drunk programming only
+        const { log: ltc, setLogFuntion } = require("logtoconsole"); // best logger
+        const weirdLtc = WeirdInstanceof(ltc); // weird
+        const yesNo = require("yes-no"); // YES NO YES NO YES NO
+        // biome-ignore lint: We need to override undefined for the 10x'ness
+        const { undefined } = require("undefined-is-a-function"); // UNDEFINED IS A FUNCTON
+        const isNull = require("@is-(unknown)/is-null"); // IS null
+        const isUndefined = require("@is-(unknown)/is-undefined"); // IS undefined
+        const isNil = require("@is-(unknown)/is-nil"); // IS null OR undefined :O
+        const isUnnull = require("is-unnull"); // IS UNNULL
+        // biome-ignore lint: We need to override isNaN for the 10x'ness
+        const isNaN = require("is-nan"); // IS NAN
+        const isNegativeInfinity = require("negative-infinity").check; // IS NEGATIVE INFINITY
+        const is1 = require("is-eq-one"); // is 1
+        const is0 = require("is-eq-zero"); // is 0
+        const is0_2 = require("is-zero"); // is 0 (x2)
+        const isFour = require("is-equal-four"); // is 4
+        const isFive = require("is-eq-five"); // is 5
+        const isSix = require("is-eq-six"); // is 6
+        const isSeven = require("is-eq-seven"); // is 7
+        const useGarbage = require("garbage"); // trash.
+        const isuseless = require("is-useless").isuseless; // super useless
+        const isAprilFools = require("is-april-fools"); // Is it april fools
+        const meow = require("meow.js"); // library for meowing
+        const { ErrorType: ERROR, immediateError } = require("immediate-error"); // throw errors
+        const throwError = require("throw-error"); // throw errors
+        const hello = require("hello-vga-function").default; // hello vga function
+        // A useful function to get a DHTML string.
+        function getDHTMLString() {
+            return `netscape_layer_id_${thirteenResolver() * thirteenResolver() * thirteenResolver()}`;
+        }
+        const NumberFormatter = Intl.NumberFormat;
+        const numberFormatter = construct({ target: NumberFormatter });
+        // Create .falsejs folder if it doesn't already exist.
+        tru(not(fs.existsSync)(".falsejs"))
+            .then(() => {
+            fs.mkdirSync(".falsejs");
+        })
+            .end();
+        variableHolder._lilmessage = colors.red(`[falsejs] This error should never be shown. If you are seeing this error in the console, please file an issue on the github repo. Thank you.`);
+        const blankSpaces = ("&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; " + //100 whitespaces
+            "&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; " + //200 Whitespaces
+            +"                                        ") //100 whitespaces
+            .replaceAll("&nbsp;", " ");
+        const STARTING_SUCCESSOR_HELPER_STACK = zr0();
+        const FALSE = !whatevTrueValue;
+        const _f = constant(FALSE);
+        const ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN = variableHolder._lilmessage;
+        const TEN_THOUSAND = 10e3;
+        const LEFT_PAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())));
+        const RIGHT_PAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())));
+        const PAD_INPUT = five();
+        const LEFTPAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())));
+        const RIGHTPAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())));
+        const WEST_PAD_INPUT = jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())));
+        const ZEROPAD_INPUT = jQuery.subtract(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five()));
+        const WEST_PAD_DEVICE_DIRECTION = "N";
+        const SPACE = " ";
+        const STARTING_VVALUE_USER_MINUS = zr0();
+        const STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PLUS = zr0();
+        const STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PAD = zr0();
+        const NO = getNo();
+        const YES = "yes";
+        const TODAY = construct({
+            target: $Date,
+        });
+        const Today = TODAY;
+        const USERNAME = (function () {
+            var username = undefined();
+            attempt(() => {
+                username = os.userInfo().username;
+            })
+                .rescue(() => {
+                username = "user";
+            })
+                .else(nodeNoop)
+                .ensure(nop)
+                .end();
+            return username;
+        })();
+        const username = USERNAME;
+        const COMPATIBILITY_MODES = COMPATIBILITY_MODE;
+        class Logger {
+            enableLogging;
+            constructor(enableLogging) {
+                this.enableLogging = enableLogging; // ENABLE THE LOGGING
+            }
+            log(log) {
+                if (isEqualTo(this.enableLogging, t())) {
+                    ;
+                    log instanceof weirdLtc; // SO WERID
+                }
+            }
+        }
+        const FalseJSValidationFailedToPassError = class extends Error {
+            constructor(...stuff) {
+                super(...stuff);
+                this.name = "FalseJSValidationFailedToPassError";
+            }
+        };
+        const SuccessorHelper = class {
+            s(value) {
+                const result = add(value, one); // add one to it
+                return result;
+            }
+        };
+        const TernaryCompare = class {
+            condition;
+            ifTrue;
+            ifFalse;
+            constructor(condition, ifTrue, ifFalse) {
+                this.condition = condition;
+                this.ifTrue = ifTrue;
+                this.ifFalse = ifFalse;
+            }
+            compare() {
+                return this.condition ? this.ifTrue : this.ifFalse;
+            }
+        };
+        const ObjectOrFunctionParemeterName = class {
+            name;
+            constructor(name) {
+                this.name = name;
+            }
+            getName() {
+                const name = this.name; // use a static variable for performance
+                const compare = construct({
+                    target: TernaryCompare,
+                    args: [not(() => isNil(name))(), name, Null()],
+                });
+                return compare.compare();
+            }
+        };
+        const CLIColorInstance = class {
+            instance;
+            constructor(booleanValue) {
+                tru(isTrue({ booleanValue }, construct({
+                    target: ObjectOrFunctionParemeterName,
+                    args: ["booleanValue"],
+                }).getName()))
+                    .then(n0p3)
+                    .otherwise(n0p3)
+                    .end();
+                this.instance = require("cli-color");
+            }
+            getInstance() {
+                return this.instance;
+            }
+        };
+        const trueComparison = construct({
+            target: TernaryCompare,
+            args: [tVal, tVal, not(() => tVal)()],
+        });
+        const { s } = construct({ target: SuccessorHelper });
+        const clc_ = construct({
+            target: CLIColorInstance,
+            args: [useGarbage()],
+        }).getInstance(); // colors are the best! chalk chalk chalk
+        clc = clc_; // setit
+        const uwuifier = construct({ target: Uwuifier });
+        const westPad = construct({
+            target: WestPad,
+            args: [WEST_PAD_DEVICE_DIRECTION],
+        });
+        var True_Logger = construct({ target: Logger, args: [t()] });
+        // lets make sure jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin works
+        if (not(() => Bro($).doYouEven("add"))()) {
+            // uh oh... jquery basic arithmetic plugin didn't work
+            True_Logger.log(colors.red("[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is not working")); // inform our users even if they disabled logging
+            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
+            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
+            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
+            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
+            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
+            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin");
+            require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin"); // now it should work
+            if (not(() => Bro($).doYouEven("add"))()) {
+                True_Logger.log(colors.red("[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is still not working")); // inform our users even if they disabled logging
+                $.add = (...nums) => {
+                    var total = zr0();
+                    // let's use underscore instead of forEach
+                    underscore.each(nums, (num) => {
+                        total += num; // we have to use the operators because we are redefining the functions :(
+                    });
+                    return total;
+                };
+                $.subtract = (...nums) => {
+                    var total = zr0();
+                    // this time we'll use lodash
+                    _.each(nums, (num) => {
+                        total -= num;
+                    });
+                    return total;
+                };
+                $.equals = (v1, v2) => {
+                    if (not(() => isActualNumber(v1) && !isActualNumber(v2))()) {
+                        immediateError(concatenater("Both parameters must be numbers! Instead what was passed in was ")
+                            .append(appendType(v1))
+                            .toString()
+                            .concat(concatenater(" or ").append(appendType(v2)).toString())); // not the same message as the original but i dont know what it is and am too lazy to look into the source code
+                        return exit(one); // just in case it doesn't exit
+                    }
+                    return isEqualTo(v1, v2); /// not usnig $.equals because we are literally redefining that
+                };
+                if (not(() => Bro($).doYouEven("add"))()) {
+                    True_Logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Either your Node.js is broken, or jQuery is immutable. Something went wrong.`));
+                }
+                else {
+                    True_Logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is not working so falsejs defined the functions that are injected into jquery by itself`));
+                }
+            }
+            else {
+                True_Logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is now working`));
+            }
+        }
+        const surpriseArray = []; // define empty array
+        setLogFuntion(() => {
+            // create an ending random number for our users eventually
+            surpriseArray.push(construct({
+                target: TernaryCompare,
+                args: [
+                    isEqualTo(randomBoolean(jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.divide(one, ten)), new Logger(FALSE)), t()),
+                    jQuery.multiply(MathRandom(), TEN_THOUSAND),
+                    jQuery.multiply(MathRandom(), MathFloor(jQuery.divide(jQuery.multiply(TEN_THOUSAND, MathRandom()), ten))),
+                ],
+            }).compare());
+        });
+        async function doSomethingAsync(logger) {
+            logger.log(clc.cyan(`[falsejs] Doing something async`));
+            return construct({
+                target: $Promise,
+                args: [
+                    (resolve) => setTimeout(() => resolve(logger), $.multiply(numberOneHundred, Two())),
+                ],
+            });
+        }
+        function resultOfDoingSomethingAsync(logger) {
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Did something async`));
+        }
+        function predecessor(n) {
+            return jQuery.subtract(n, one);
+        }
+        function vValue(num) {
+            if (not(strictlyEqual)(getTypeOf(num), extremejs.TYPE.NUMBER)) {
+                return num;
+            }
+            const rand = MathRandom();
+            const rand2 = MathRandom();
+            const useMinus = rand < 0.3333333333333333 ? trueComparison.compare() : FALSE;
+            const usePlus = rand > 0.3333333333333333 && rand < 0.6666666666666666
+                ? trueComparison.compare()
+                : FALSE;
+            const usePad = rand > 0.6666666666666666 ? trueComparison.compare() : FALSE;
+            const useLeftPad = rand2 < 0.5;
+            const useRightPad = !useLeftPad;
+            if (useMinus)
+                return $.subtract(num, STARTING_VVALUE_USER_MINUS);
+            if (usePlus)
+                return $.add(num, STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PLUS);
+            if (usePad) {
+                if (useLeftPad)
+                    return parseInt(leftPad(num.toString(), STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PAD).trim(), 10);
+                if (useRightPad)
+                    return parseInt(rightPad(num.toString(), STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PAD).trim(), 10);
+            }
+            return num;
+        }
+        function sayIt(message) {
+            lolcatjs.fromString(cowsay.say({ text: message, r: bool([one, Two()]) }));
+        }
+        function isTenThousandTenThousand(shouldDoSomethingAsync = FALSE, logger) {
+            const TEN_THOUSAND1 = TEN_THOUSAND;
+            const TEN_THOUSAND2 = $.subtract($.add(TEN_THOUSAND, one), one);
+            const TEN_THOUSAND3 = predecessor(s(TEN_THOUSAND));
+            const TEN_THOUSAND4 = TEN_THOUSAND.valueOf();
+            const TEN_THOUSAND5 = $.subtract(TEN_THOUSAND, STARTING_SUCCESSOR_HELPER_STACK);
+            const TEN_THOUSAND6 = $.add(TEN_THOUSAND, STARTING_SUCCESSOR_HELPER_STACK);
+            const TEN_THOUSAND7 = vValue(TEN_THOUSAND);
+            attempt(() => {
+                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND1, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "10,000 is not 10,000");
+                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND2, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "10,000 + 1 - 1 is not 10,000");
+                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND3, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "successor(10,000) - 1 is not 10,000");
+                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND4, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "(10000).valueOf() is not 10,000");
+                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND5, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "10,000 - 0 is not 10,000");
+                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND6, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "10,000 + 0 is not 10,000");
+                assert(isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND7, shouldDoSomethingAsync), "the vvalue of 10,000 is not 10,000");
+            })
+                .rescue((error) => {
+                logger.log(colors.red("[falsejs] Failed to verify that 10,000 is equal to 10,000 with error ".concat(error.message)));
+            })
+                .else(() => logger.log(pc.green("[falsejs] Verified that 10,000 is equal to 10,000 in a bunch of ways")))
+                .ensure(n0p3)
+                .end();
+        }
+        function doSelfEqualityChecks(loggingEnabled) {
+            const logger = construct({ target: Logger, args: [loggingEnabled] });
+            assert(hasSelfEquality(isThreeHundred), StringValueof("[falsejs] IsThreeHundred has no self equality"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Verified that the string "Vladimir" has self equality`));
+            assert(hasNoSelfEquality(NaN), StringValueof("[falsejs] NaN-has-self-equality"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Verified that NaN has no self equality`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(returnZero({
+                method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+                loggingEnabled,
+            }), falseValue()), StringValueof("[falsejs] 0 is not odd or even"));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(returnZero({
+                method: ZeroCalculationMethod.NumberPrototypeValue,
+                loggingEnabled: falseValue(),
+            }), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 0 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-0-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(one, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 1 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-1-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(Two(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 2 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-2-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(three(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 3 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-3-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(four(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 4 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-4-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(five(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 5 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-5-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(six(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 6 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-6-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(seven(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 7 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-7-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(eightToolkit.constants.EIGHT, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 8 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-8-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(ninev9(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 9 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-9-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(ten, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 10 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-10-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(eleven(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 11 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-11-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(twelve(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 12 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-12-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(thirteenResolver(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 13 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-13-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(fourteen, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 14 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-14-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(fifteen, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 15 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-15-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(sixteen, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 16 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-16-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(integer17(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 17 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-17-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(Eighteen(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 18 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-18-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(nineteenify(loggingEnabled), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 19 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-19-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(numbertwenty(loggingEnabled), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 20 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-20-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(always21(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 21 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-21-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(twentytwo, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 22 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-22-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(TWENTY_THREE, FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 23 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-23-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(isNumberOddOrEven(sixtyseven(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] 67 is not odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-67-is-odd-or-even`));
+            assert(!isNumberOddOrEven(inf.positiveInfinity(), FALSE), StringValueof("[falsejs] Infinity is odd or even"));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-Infinity-is-not-odd-or-even`));
+        }
+        function _getFalse(random, _randomLetterOrNumber, loggingEnabled, logger) {
+            // call some noops 4 some reason
+            n0p3();
+            noop();
+            noop2();
+            noop3();
+            noop4()();
+            noop6();
+            noop7();
+            noop8();
+            noop9();
+            noop10();
+            asyncUtilNoop();
+            blankSpace();
+            blankSpaceNoop();
+            noopGenerator().next();
+            fjNoop();
+            lodashNoop();
+            lodash_Noop();
+            noOp();
+            nodeNoop();
+            noopUtility();
+            trueNoop();
+            noopFn();
+            noopaam();
+            nop();
+            es2015Noop();
+            kgryteNoop();
+            blackHole();
+            infinoop()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()();
+            mNoop();
+            ahsmNoop();
+            qcCoreNoop();
+            nooop();
+            ryotahNoop();
+            zodashNoop();
+            jacobZuma();
+            onceNoopFactory().doNothing();
+            noopTS();
+            voidFn();
+            noopExec();
+            _.noop();
+            underscore.noop();
+            // left pad some things for smoe reason
+            leftPad("required", LEFT_PAD_INPUT);
+            rightPad("required", RIGHT_PAD_INPUT);
+            leftpad("required", LEFTPAD_INPUT);
+            rightpad("required", RIGHTPAD_INPUT);
+            zeropad("1000", ZEROPAD_INPUT);
+            pad(PAD_INPUT, "pad");
+            pad("pad", PAD_INPUT); //look at the power of this pad
+            westPad.pad("wow", WEST_PAD_INPUT); // the ultimate pad
+            var result; // define a result
+            var succeededAttempt; // define an attempt number that succeeded (roman numeral)
+            logger.log(`${clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`)} ${chalk.red("Chalk")}-${chalk.green("ulating")} ${chalk.yellow("the")} ${chalk.blue("boolean")} ${chalk.magenta(`value`)} ${chalk.cyan(`false`)}`);
+            /// Attempt I
+            logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Beginning Attempt I to get false value...`)); // inform our users of attempt one
+            const pureChance = not($.equals)(fifteenPointEightThreeFiveTwoSixSixEightTwoAndSoOn, $.divide($.multiply(MathRandom(), fifteenPointEightThreeFiveTwoSixSixEightTwoAndSoOn), MathRandom())); // this will probably never be false but it's worth a shot
+            // For semantics and simplicity, we use the attempt statement in our attempt
+            attempt(() => {
+                assert(variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(pureChance, loggingEnabled), ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN); // this will trigger our rescue which means it didnt work if it didnt work
+            })
+                .rescue(() => {
+                // it did not work by pure chance
+                /// Attempt II
+                // inform our users of the bad things
+                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt I failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt II...`));
+                if (not(isEqualTo)(pureChance, pureChance)) {
+                    // something is broken
+                    logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Your Node.js may be broken as ${pureChance} is not equal to ${pureChance}`));
+                }
+                // let's try to calculate false using a random number
+                const chance = not($.equals)(MathRound(jQuery.multiply(MathRandom(), 1000)), MathRound(jQuery.multiply(MathRandom(), 1000)));
+                attempt(() => assert(variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(chance, loggingEnabled), ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN))
+                    .rescue(() => {
+                    // it did not work by chance again
+                    logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt II failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt III...`));
+                    // lets see if our random is any of these key values
+                    if (isOne(random)) {
+                        result = $.equals(random, Two());
+                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                        succeededAttempt = "III";
+                    }
+                    else if (isTwo(random)) {
+                        result = $.equals(random, three());
+                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                        succeededAttempt = "III";
+                    }
+                    else if (isThree(random)) {
+                        result = $.equals(random, four());
+                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                        succeededAttempt = "III";
+                    }
+                    else if (eightToolkit.isEight(random)) {
+                        result = $.equals(random, five());
+                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                        succeededAttempt = "III";
+                    }
+                    else if (isTen(random)) {
+                        result = $.equals(random, eleven());
+                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                        succeededAttempt = "III";
+                    }
+                    else if (isHundred(random)) {
+                        result = $.equals(random, s(hundred));
+                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt III succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                        succeededAttempt = "III";
+                    }
+                    else {
+                        // dang its not
+                        logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt III failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt IV...`));
+                        const zeropointninebool = randomBoolean(jQuery.subtract(one, jQuery.divide(one, ten)), logger); // a random boolean biased towards true, but its still worth a shot.
+                        tru(variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(zeropointninebool, loggingEnabled))
+                            .then(() => {
+                            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt IV succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                            result = zeropointninebool;
+                            succeededAttempt = "IV";
+                        })
+                            .otherwise(() => {
+                            logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt IV failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt V...`));
+                            const zeropointeightfivebool = randomBoolean((five() - five() / five()) / five() +
+                                five() /
+                                    (five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five()))) -
+                                five() /
+                                    five() /
+                                    (five() + five()) **
+                                        (five() *
+                                            (five() - five() / five() - five() / five()) +
+                                            five() / five()), logger); // a random boolean a tiny bit less biased towards true, but its still worth a shot.
+                            If(variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(zeropointeightfivebool, loggingEnabled))
+                                .Then(() => {
+                                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt V succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                                result = zeropointeightfivebool;
+                                succeededAttempt = "V";
+                            })
+                                .Else(() => {
+                                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt V failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt VI...`));
+                                const zeropointsevennineninenineandsoonbool = randomBoolean(jQuery.subtract(jQuery.divide(jQuery.subtract(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())), five()), generalConcat(one.toString(), "e-", Two().toString(), eightToolkit.constants.EIGHT.toString())), logger); // a random boolean a bit more bit less biased towards true, but its still worth a shot.
+                                if (variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(zeropointsevennineninenineandsoonbool, loggingEnabled)) {
+                                    logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt VI succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                                    result = zeropointsevennineninenineandsoonbool;
+                                    succeededAttempt = "VI";
+                                }
+                                else {
+                                    logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt VI failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt VII...`));
+                                    const compl = complexBooleanWithBias(logger); // an eeven more complex random boolean
+                                    attempt(() => assert(variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(compl, loggingEnabled), ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN))
+                                        .rescue(() => {
+                                        logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt VII failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt VIII...`));
+                                        const w = weirdestBoolean(logger); // an eeven eeven more complex random boolean
+                                        if (variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(w, loggingEnabled)) {
+                                            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt VIII succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                                            result = w;
+                                            succeededAttempt = "VIII";
+                                        }
+                                        else {
+                                            logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt VIII failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt IX...`));
+                                            const x = 
+                                            // biome-ignore lint/complexity/noExtraBooleanCast: d
+                                            !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0; // i don't know whether this is false or not let's just hope its false
+                                            if (variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(x, loggingEnabled)) {
+                                                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt IX succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                                                result = x;
+                                            }
+                                            else {
+                                                // i shouldn't have added another exclamation mark
+                                                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Attempt IX failed at getting false value, beginning Attempt X, the final attempt...`));
+                                                succeededAttempt = "IX";
+                                                // omg  the final attempt
+                                                // RANDOM PHONE NUMBER
+                                                const randomPhoneNumber = generatePhoneNumber();
+                                                fs.appendFileSync(".falsejs/phone-number-log.txt", `${randomPhoneNumber}\n`);
+                                                const my = randomPhoneNumber.endsWith("43"); // the last two digits of my phone number are 43
+                                                fs.appendFileSync(".falsejs/phone-number-log.txt", `\nfinal attempt:${my}\n\n`);
+                                                if (variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(my, loggingEnabled)) {
+                                                    logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt X (Final attempt) succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                                                    result = my;
+                                                    succeededAttempt =
+                                                        "Attempt X (final attempt)";
+                                                }
+                                                else {
+                                                    logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Final attempt failed. Resorting to Attempt XI, returning the result of the false-value library also by FalseJS, which uses quantum physics simulation...`));
+                                                    const myNewFalseValue = falseValue();
+                                                    If(variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(myNewFalseValue))
+                                                        .Then(() => {
+                                                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Quantum physics simulation method succeeded. False value retrieved successfully.`));
+                                                        result = myNewFalseValue;
+                                                        succeededAttempt =
+                                                            "Attempt XI (quantum physics simulation)";
+                                                    })
+                                                        .Else(() => {
+                                                        logger.log(pc.red(`[falsejs] Quantum physics simulation failed. Resorting to the TRUE FINAL attempt, Attempt XII...`));
+                                                        // THE FINAL ATTEMPT IS USING THE _f() FUNCTION, WHICH IS GUARANTEED TO RETURN FALSE
+                                                        const THISHASTOBEFALSE = _f();
+                                                        attempt(() => assert(variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse(THISHASTOBEFALSE)))
+                                                            .else(function () {
+                                                            // IT WORKS
+                                                            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] True final attempt succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                                                            result = THISHASTOBEFALSE;
+                                                            succeededAttempt =
+                                                                "Attempt XII (true final attempt)";
+                                                        })
+                                                            .rescue(function () {
+                                                            // This... is impossible.
+                                                            // The universe must be falling apart.
+                                                            // We must return _getFalse again.
+                                                            logger.log(pc.yellow(`[falsejs] True final attempt failed. Starting over from Attempt I.`));
+                                                            const resultttt = _getFalse(random, _randomLetterOrNumber, loggingEnabled, logger); // will return false
+                                                            result = resultttt.result;
+                                                            succeededAttempt =
+                                                                resultttt.succeededAttempt;
+                                                        })
+                                                            .ensure(trueNoop)
+                                                            .end();
+                                                    });
+                                                }
+                                            }
+                                        }
+                                    })
+                                        .else(() => {
+                                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt VII succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                                        result = compl;
+                                        succeededAttempt = "VII";
+                                    })
+                                        .ensure(n0p3) // ensure we call noop for this
+                                        .end();
+                                }
+                            });
+                        })
+                            .end();
+                    }
+                })
+                    .else(() => {
+                    // it worked!
+                    result = chance;
+                    logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt II succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                    succeededAttempt = "II";
+                })
+                    .ensure(n0p3) //again ensure noop
+                    // and as always end our thing
+                    .end();
+            })
+                .else(() => {
+                result = pureChance;
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Attempt I succeeded. False value retrieved successfully`));
+                succeededAttempt = "I";
+            })
+                .ensure(n0p3)
+                .end();
+            return {
+                // @ts-expect-error
+                result,
+                // @ts-expect-error
+                succeededAttempt,
+            }; // return our false value
+        }
+        function _calculateFalse(random, loggingEnabled, shouldDoSomethingAsync = FALSE, shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand = FALSE, disableAprilFoolsSideEffects = FALSE, strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck = trueComparison.compare(), compatibilityMode = COMPATIBILITY_MODE.NONE) {
+            const logger = construct({
+                target: Logger,
+                args: [loggingEnabled],
+            }); // create our logger
+            var result; // define a result
+            var succeededAttempt; // define an attempt number that succeeded
+            isTenThousandTenThousand(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand, logger); // make sure ten thousand is ten thousand and vValue works
+            doSelfEqualityChecks(loggingEnabled); // do self equality checks
+            construct({
+                target: TernaryCompare,
+                args: [loggingEnabled, logOne, blankSpace],
+            }).compare()(); // very very important
+            if (loggingEnabled)
+                require("wormhole-interconnections"); // wormhole
+            logger.log(c.cyan(`[falsejs] `.concat(generalConcat(StringValueof(thirteenResolver()), SPACE, "×", SPACE, StringValueof(Two()), SPACE, "=", SPACE, thirteen(Two())))));
+            // our users should know some basic info
+            // the os:
+            If(isWindows())
+                .Then(() => {
+                // Windows
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Windows as current operating system`));
+            })
+                .Else()
+                .If(isLinux())
+                .Then(() => {
+                // Linux
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Linux as current operating system`));
+            })
+                .Else()
+                .If(isOSX())
+                .Then(() => {
+                // AppleOS (Darwin)
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Darwin as current operating system platform (macOS, iOS, etc.)`));
+            })
+                .Else()
+                .If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "aix"))
+                .Then(() => {
+                // AIX??
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using IBM AIX as current operating system`));
+            })
+                .Else()
+                .If(isFreeBSD())
+                .Then(() => {
+                // FreeBSD
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using FreeBSD as current operating system`));
+            })
+                .Else()
+                .If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "openbsd"))
+                .Then(() => {
+                // OpenBSD
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using OpenBSD as current operating system`));
+            })
+                .Else()
+                .If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "netbsd"))
+                .Then(() => {
+                // NetBSD
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using NetBSD as current operating system`));
+            })
+                .Else()
+                .If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "cygwin"))
+                .Then(() => {
+                //cygwin
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] You are using Cygwin`));
+            })
+                .Else()
+                .If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "sunos"))
+                .Then(() => {
+                // Solaris/SunOS
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using SunOS/Solaris as current operating system`));
+            })
+                .Else()
+                .If(isEqualTo(os.platform(), "android"))
+                .Then(() => {
+                // Android
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Android as current operating system. coding on your phone, are you?`));
+            })
+                .Else(() => {
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Even Node.js itself doesn't know your operating system.`));
+            });
+            /// I'm actually curious what more can we do with process and os?
+            // lets find out. hmm process.cpuusage whats that
+            const usage = process.cpuUsage();
+            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(getValueOfThisStringText(`[falsejs] User CPU Usage: ${usage.user}`)));
+            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] System CPU Usage: ${usage.system}`));
+            // lets calculate days of the week and months and days and years and stuff
+            if (isJanuary(Today))
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is January`));
+            if (isFebruary(Today))
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is February`));
+            if (isMarch(Today))
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is March`));
+            if (isApril(Today))
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is April`));
+            if (isMay(Today))
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is May`));
+            if (isJune(Today))
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is June`));
+            if (isJuly(Today))
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is July`));
+            if (isAugust(Today))
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is August`));
+            if (isSeptember(Today))
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is September`));
+            if (isOctober(Today))
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is October`));
+            if (isNovember(Today))
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is November`));
+            if (isDecember(Today))
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] The month is December`));
+            if (isMonday())
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Monday`));
+            if (isTuesday())
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Tuesday`));
+            if (isWednesday())
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Wednesday`));
+            if (isThursday())
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Thursday`));
+            if (isFriday())
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Friday`));
+            if (isSaturday())
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Saturday`));
+            if (isSunday())
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Today is Sunday`));
+            if (isWeekend())
+                logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] It's the weekend!`));
+            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(generalConcat(`[falsejs] Random happy emoji: `, randomHappyEmoji())));
+            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(generalConcat(`[falsejs] Random angry emoji: `, randomAngryEmoji())));
+            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(generalConcat(`[falsejs] Random food emoji: `, randomFoodEmoji())));
+            construct({
+                target: TernaryCompare,
+                args: [loggingEnabled, dolphinFact, noop3],
+            }).compare()();
+            // lets do something async
+            if (shouldDoSomethingAsync) {
+                doSomethingAsync(logger).then((l) => resultOfDoingSomethingAsync(l));
+            }
+            If(not(isNumberOddOrEven)(random, FALSE))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Random number is not odd or even`));
+            })
+                .Else(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Verified that the random number is odd or even`));
+            });
+            // is odd checks
+            If(!isIsOdd(isOdd))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] isOdd is not isOdd.`));
+                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] That's weird`));
+            })
+                .Else(n0p3);
+            If(isIsOdd(isOddAndrew))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Andrew`));
+            })
+                .Else(noop6);
+            If(isIsOdd(isOd))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Monishadhanasekar (how do you pronounce that) (but bad for me because then it will throw an error if the input is not a numbr HELP)`)); // TODO: Add pronunciaton
+            })
+                .Else(() => {
+                /*
+            logger.log(
+              getValueOfThisStringText(
+                clc.cyan(
+                  `[falsejs] ��# i s - o d B y u s i n g t h i s p a c k a g e , u s e r c a n f i n d w h e a t h e r t h e g i v e n n u m b e r i s o d d o r n o t . S i m p l y d o w n l o a d t h i s n p m p a c k a g e b y t y p i n g n p m i i s - o d . `
+                )
+              )
+            )*/
+            });
+            If(isIsOdd(isOddNum))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for prasundas`));
+            })
+                .Else(noop4());
+            If(isIsOdd(isIntegerOdd))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for hoanduy1710`));
+            })
+                .Else(noop2);
+            If(isIsOdd(noteven))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for DeaSTL`));
+            })
+                .Else(noop3);
+            If(isIsOdd(isUneven))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Robin`));
+            })
+                .Else(noop7);
+            If(isIsOdd(numberKind.odd))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for goten`));
+            })
+                .Else(noop8);
+            If(isIsOdd(isOddFaster))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Bad for bvpranu97, 'cos he wanted to make a faster version but his version is literally the same LOL`));
+            })
+                .Else(noop9);
+            If(isIsOdd(gabrielBrotasIsOdd.isOdd))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Gabriel`));
+            })
+                .Else(blankSpace);
+            If(isIsOdd(returnIfOddNumber))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for iamrahulpatel`));
+            })
+                .Else(blankSpaceNoop);
+            If(isIsOdd(numberIsOdd))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Scott`));
+            })
+                .Else(asyncUtilNoop);
+            If(isIsOdd(isNumOdd))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for Shivam`));
+            })
+                .Else(() => noopGenerator().next());
+            If(isIsOdd(isOddNumber))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for LinkDev`));
+            })
+                .Else(fjNoop);
+            If(isIsOdd(isNumberOdd))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for aliraza401`));
+            })
+                .Else(lodashNoop);
+            If(isIsOdd(isThisNumberOdd))
+                .Then(() => {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Good for makogai`));
+            })
+                .Else(lodash_Noop);
+            // now let's run some lua code
             const myLuaScript = `
     local message = "[falsejs] Bye from Lua!"
     print(message)
-    `;
-            const parsedLua = luaParser.parse(myLuaScript);
-            if (loggingEnabled)
-                luaInterpreter.interpret(parsedLua); // run our lua code when the program ends
-            logger.log(colors.red(vValue(isuseless(StringValueof(lowercase(`[falsejs] This is in lowercase`))))));
-            // okay we need to calculate false
-            if (not(isAprilFools)()) {
-                if (disableAprilFoolsSideEffects) {
-                    if (strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck) {
-                        immediateError(colors.red("April Fools side effects are disabled but it is not April Fools", { errorType: ERROR.Error }));
-                        return exit(one);
-                    }
-                    else {
-                        logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] No error was thrown because strict disable April Fools side effects checking was disabled`));
-                        // call the _getFalse function
-                        const daresult = doop(_getFalse, random, calculateRandomLetterOrNumber(loggingEnabled), loggingEnabled, logger);
-                        result = daresult.result;
-                        succeededAttempt = daresult.succeededAttempt;
-                    }
-                }
-                else {
-                    // call the _getFalse function
-                    const daresult = doop(_getFalse, random, calculateRandomLetterOrNumber(loggingEnabled), loggingEnabled, logger);
-                    result = daresult.result;
-                    succeededAttempt = daresult.succeededAttempt;
-                }
-            }
-            else {
-                result = _calculateFalseAprilFools();
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Value retrieved successfully`));
-            }
-            // Validation
-            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Beginning validation`));
-            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Beginning check one of validation`));
-            if (not(isRealBoolean)(result)) {
-                logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Result was not a boolean`));
-                logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Booleanifying the result`));
-                // Make sure our result is always a boolean
-                result = $Boolean(result);
-                if (not(isRealBoolean)(result)) {
-                    logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Result is still not a boolean after booleanification`));
-                    logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Attempting to trace the source of the problem`));
-                    if (isRealBoolean(Boolean(result)) && !isRealBoolean($Boolean(result))) {
-                        logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Traced the source of the problem to the package get-intrinsic by ljharb.`));
-                        logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Please file an issue on his GitHub repo for GetIntrinsic("%Boolean") not working.`));
-                        result = Boolean(result); // now it's a boolean
-                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Check one of validation completed successfullly with one error corrected.`));
-                    }
-                    else {
-                        logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] × Validation failed to pass.`));
-                        throwError(construct({
-                            target: FalseJSValidationFailedToPassError,
-                            args: ["Validation failed to pass"]
-                        }));
-                        return exit(one);
-                    }
-                }
-                else {
-                    logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Check one of validation completed successfullly with one error corrected.`));
-                }
-            }
-            else {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Check one of validation completed successfully with zero errors corrected.`));
-            }
-            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Beginning check two of validation`));
-            if (isPreciselyTrue(result) && not(isAprilFools)()) {
-                logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Result was true and not false. Updating result to negation of result.`));
-                result = not(() => result)();
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Check two of validation completed successfully with one error corrected.`));
-            }
-            else {
-                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Check two of validation completed successfully with zero errors corrected.`));
-            }
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Validation completed successfully`));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] (There were only two validations, but they still narrowed down to make sure that the result was false.)`));
-            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] False value has now been validated and calculated.`));
-            // Compatibility mode
-            if (isEqual(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.IE5)) {
-                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs] IE5 Compatibility Mode Detected"));
-                // Garbage collection
-                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs:ie5] Activating JScript Engine Coercion Guard And Garbage Collection..."));
-                let CoercionGuardArrayRef___ = Null();
-                const iterationCount = jQuery.multiply(jQuery.multiply(thirteenResolver(), thirteenResolver()), thirteenResolver());
-                logger.log(c.yellow(`[falsejs:ie5] Simulating ${iterationCount} JScript operations...`));
-                for (let i = zr0(); i < iterationCount; i = i + one) {
-                    CoercionGuardArrayRef___ = construct({ target: $Array, args: [iterationCount] }).fill(useGarbage.string());
-                    const garbageCollector = jQuery.multiply(MathSqrt(i), i);
-                    if (garbageCollector > jQuery.multiply(i, i)) {
-                        CoercionGuardArrayRef___.indexOf(immediateError("[falsejs:ie5] IE5 Simulation error: Impossible math detected", ERROR.BaseError)); // throws an error and passes it into indexof for no reason
-                        return exit(one);
-                    }
-                }
-                logger.log(c.green(`[falsejs:ie5] JScript Highly Optimized Garbage Collection Completed`));
-                const zeroValue = returnZero({
-                    method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
-                    loggingEnabled: FALSE
-                });
-                const nullValue = Null();
-                // @ts-expect-error
-                if (result == zeroValue) {
-                    // biome-ignore lint/suspicious/noTsIgnore: reason blabal
-                    // @ts-ignore
-                    if (result === zeroValue) {
-                        immediateError(`[falsejs:ie5] Critical Error: IE5-like strict coercion detected! Aborting.`);
-                        return exit(one);
-                    }
-                }
-                if (result == nullValue) {
-                    immediateError(`[falsejs:ie5] Fatal Error: Unexpected VBScript null coercion detected! Aborting.`);
-                    return exit(one);
-                }
-                logger.log(c.yellow(`[falsejs:ie5] Warning: Potential VBScript object coersion threat averted.`));
-            }
-            if (isEqual(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.NETSCAPE)) {
-                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs] Netscape Compatibility Mode Detected"));
-                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs:netscape] Activating JavaScript 1.1 Type Coercion Audit..."));
-                const auditIterationCount = jQuery.add(Number(complexBooleanWithBias(logger)) + zr0(), returnZero({
-                    method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
-                    loggingEnabled: FALSE
-                })) *
-                    thirteenResolver() +
-                    thirteenResolver();
-                let errorCount = returnZero({
-                    method: ZeroCalculationMethod.NumberPrototypeValue,
-                    loggingEnabled: FALSE
-                });
-                logger.log(c.yellow(`[falsejs:netscape] Running ${auditIterationCount} type checks against Netscape 1.1 standards...`));
-                for (let i = zr0(); i < auditIterationCount; i = i + one) {
-                    const valueToCheck = construct({ target: $String, args: [i] });
-                    const isCoercedToFalse = valueToCheck == result;
-                    if (isCoercedToFalse && i !== zr0()) {
-                        errorCount = errorCount + one;
-                        if (errorCount > thirteenResolver()) {
-                            immediateError("[falsejs:netscape] Netscape Audit Limit Reached! Aborting.", ERROR.BaseError);
-                            return exit(one);
-                        }
-                    }
-                }
-                logger.log(c.green(`[falsejs:netscape] Type Bug Checks Passed Succesfully! No More Than 13 Errors Was Reached!`));
-                logger.log(c.yellow(`[falsejs:netscape] DHTML Layer Tag Structural Integrity Test Begins`));
-                const dom = new JSDOM(`<!DOCTYPE html><html><body><p id="main">This is the body.</p><layer id="${getDHTMLString()}" z-index="99">A Netscape Layer!</layer><script>var isDHTML = 9==9;</script></body></html>`);
-                const $ = cheerio.load(dom.serialize());
-                const layerElement = $("layer");
-                const layerExists = layerElement.length > zr0();
-                const rawHTML = dom.window.document.body.innerHTML;
-                const strippedText = striptags(rawHTML);
-                const integrityCheck = strippedText.includes("A Netscape Layer!");
-                if (layerExists && integrityCheck) {
-                    logger.log(c.green("[falsejs:netscape] Deprecated DHTML Layer object state is nominal and content integrity is confirmed."));
-                }
-                else {
-                    immediateError(`[falsejs:netscape] DHTML Check Failure! Type integrity compromised. Expected LAYER tag but got ${layerElement.length} elements.`, ERROR.BaseError);
-                    return exit(one);
-                }
-                if (typeof dom !== "undefined" && typeof $ !== "undefined") {
-                    logger.log(c.green(`[falsejs:netscape] Successfully managed memory from ${JSDOM.name} and ${cheerio.name}. No state pollution detected.`));
-                }
-                else {
-                    immediateError(`[falsejs:netscape] Fatal Error: Global scope polluted by DOM libraries. Cannot guarantee false value.`, ERROR.BaseError);
-                    return exit(one);
-                }
-            }
-            if (isEqual(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.OPERA_PRESTO)) {
-                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs] Opera Presto Compatibility Mode Detected"));
-                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs:presto] Activating Presto Engine Scripting Delay And DOM Audit..."));
-                const delayIterations = jQuery.multiply(thirteenResolver(), thirteenResolver());
-                logger.log(c.yellow(`[falsejs:presto] Initiating rendering for ${delayIterations} cycles...`));
-                logger.log(c.green("[falsejs:presto] Instantiating full-featured JSDOM environment..."));
-                const dom = new JSDOM(`<!DOCTYPE html><html><body></body></html>`, {
-                    url: "http://opera-presto-compatibility-check.local/",
-                    referrer: "http://netscape-dhtml-audit.local/", // Link to Netscape for extra flavor
-                    contentType: "text/html",
-                    includeNodeLocations: true,
-                    runScripts: "outside-only"
-                });
-                const { window: window_ } = dom; // Destructure the actual window object
-                const startTime = new $Date().getTime();
-                for (let i = returnZero({ method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine, loggingEnabled: FALSE }); i < delayIterations; i = i + one) {
-                    const renderingEvaluation = MathSin(MathRandom() * i) * MathCos(MathRandom() * i);
-                    if (renderingEvaluation > thirteenResolver() * thirteenResolver()) {
-                        immediateError("[falsejs:presto] Presto Simulation Error: Time-Space Anomaly detected.", ERROR.BaseError);
-                        return exit(one);
-                    }
-                }
-                const endTime = new $Date().getTime();
-                const blockingTime = endTime - startTime;
-                logger.log(c.green(`[falsejs:presto] Rendering complete. Latency: ${blockingTime}ms`));
-                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs:presto] Running Audit on JSDOM Window Properties..."));
-                const mockElement = window_.document.createElement("div");
-                const propertyToCheck = "scrollIntoViewIfNeeded";
-                if (isEqual(typeof mockElement[propertyToCheck], "function")) {
-                    immediateError(`[falsejs:presto] Fatal Error: JSDOM Window polluted by Opera-era non-standard method '${propertyToCheck}'!`, ERROR.BaseError);
-                    return exit(one);
-                }
-                if (isEqual(typeof window_.opera, "object") && window_.opera !== null) {
-                    immediateError("[falsejs:presto] Critical Error: Global 'opera' object detected in JSDOM Window!", ERROR.BaseError);
-                    return exit(one);
-                }
-                if (typeof window_.event !== "undefined") {
-                    logger.log(c.red("[falsejs:presto] Warning: Global 'event' object detected. Input integrity compromised."));
-                }
-                else {
-                    logger.log(c.green("[falsejs:presto] Global 'event' object is clean."));
-                }
-                window_.close();
-                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs:presto] JSDOM Window successfully closed and memory released."));
-                logger.log(c.yellow(`[falsejs:presto] Presto audit completed successfully.`));
-            }
-            if (loggingEnabled) {
-                const message = "thanks for using this package";
-                let thesay = tacoWrap(emoji100.concat(SPACE, owoifyx(message)));
-                const thesay2 = tacoWrap(emoji100.concat(SPACE, message));
-                const thesay3 = tacoWrap(emoji100.concat(SPACE, uwuifier.uwuifySentence(message)));
-                if (isEqualTo(thesay, thesay2))
-                    thesay = thesay3;
-                sayIt(thesay); // give our users a cute message so we can get their support
-                // string interpelation
-                ltc(`${clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`)} ${chalk.red("Chalk")}-${chalk.green("ulated")} ${chalk.yellow("the")} ${chalk.blue("boolean")} ${chalk.magenta(`value`)} ${chalk.cyan(`false`)}`.concat(SPACE).concat(emoji100));
-                // @ts-expect-error
-                if (succeededAttempt != null) {
-                    ltc(generalConcat(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE), chalkbox.magenta(generalConcat("The attempt that succeeded was attempt ", succeededAttempt))));
-                    fs.appendFileSync(".falsejs/phone-number-log.txt", generalConcat("succeeded attempt: ", succeededAttempt, "\n"));
-                }
-                ltc(generalConcat(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE), chalkbox.rainbow(`Thanks for using this package`)));
-                ltc(generalConcat(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE), chalkbox.random(`I really appreciate it`)));
-                ltc(generalConcat(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE), chalkbox.america(`Star the repo and follow me on GitHub: `)));
-                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE, chalk.underline("https://github.com/tj-commits")));
-                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE, clc.cyanBright(`And a very big random number is`), SPACE) +
-                    `${chalkbox.rainbow(numberFormatter.format(MathRound(surpriseArray.reduce((v, _, i, a) => {
-                        // @ts-expect-error
-                        return jQuery.add(v, a.getMember(i));
-                    }))))}`);
-                ltc(`${clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE)}${c.red(`False`)}${c.green(`JS`)}`);
-                ltc(blankSpaces);
-            }
-            return result;
-        }
-        functions.ReturnFalse = (enableLogging = NO, shouldDoSomethingAsync = NO, shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand = NO, disableAprilFoolsSideEffects = NO, definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects = NO, strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck = YES, compatibilityMode = COMPATIBILITY_MODE.NONE) => {
-            if (enableLogging === YES)
-                require("amalpkg")(); // indeed XD
-            // validate our values
-            if (not(isEqualTo)(enableLogging, NO) && not(isEqualTo)(enableLogging, YES)) {
-                immediateError("enableLogging must be yes or no", {
-                    errorType: ERROR.TypeError
-                });
-                return exit(one);
-            }
-            if (not(isEqualTo)(shouldDoSomethingAsync, NO) && not(isEqualTo)(shouldDoSomethingAsync, YES)) {
-                immediateError("shouldDoSomethingAsync must be yes or no", {
-                    errorType: ERROR.TypeError
-                });
-                return exit(one);
-            }
-            if (not(isEqualTo)(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand, NO) && not(isEqualTo)(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand, YES)) {
-                immediateError("shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand must be yes or no", { errorType: ERROR.TypeError });
-                return exit(one);
-            }
-            if (not(isEqualTo)(disableAprilFoolsSideEffects, NO) && not(isEqualTo)(disableAprilFoolsSideEffects, YES)) {
-                immediateError("disableAprilFoolsSideEffects must be yes or no", {
-                    errorType: ERROR.TypeError
-                });
-                return exit(one);
-            }
-            if (not(isEqualTo)(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects, NO) && not(isEqualTo)(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects, YES)) {
-                immediateError("definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects must be yes or no", {
-                    errorType: ERROR.TypeError
-                });
-                return exit(one);
-            }
-            if (not(isEqualTo)(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects, NO) && not(isEqualTo)(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects, YES)) {
-                immediateError("strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck must be yes or no", {
-                    errorType: ERROR.TypeError
-                });
-                return exit(one);
-            }
-            if (not(isEqualTo)(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.NONE) && not(isEqualTo)(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.IE5) && not(isEqualTo)(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.NETSCAPE) && not(isEqualTo)(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.OPERA_PRESTO)) {
-                immediateError("compatibilityMode must be a valid compatibility mode", {
-                    errorType: ERROR.TypeError
-                });
-            }
-            // let's say hello to our users and inform them logging enabled if it is
-            if (isEqualTo(isTrue({ enableLogging: yesNo.parse(enableLogging) }, "enableLogging"), Bro.TOTALLY)) {
-                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Logging enabled`));
-                ltc(clc.cyan(`[falsejs]`.concat(leftPad(greet(username), LEFT_PAD_INPUT))));
-                hello({ username, age: "it's called FalseJS!" });
-                mGenbaneko.say(clc.redBright(meow()));
-                require("peter"); // OH NO IT'S PETER
-                // @ts-expect-error
-                console.dog(emptyString);
-                require("greenlantern"); // Hello World
-                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Lodash version ${_.VERSION}`));
-                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Underscore version ${underscore.VERSION}`));
-                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Axios version ${axios.VERSION}`));
-                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using React version ${React.version}`));
-            }
-            // deduce a random number
-            const randomNumber = add(MathFloor(MathRandom() * numberOneHundred), one);
-            if (isEqualTo(isTrue({ enableLogging: yesNo.parse(enableLogging) }, "enableLogging"), Bro.TOTALLY)) {
-                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Random number ${randomNumber} calculated`) // lets inform our users if they have loggineanbled
-                );
-                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Doing something async ${construct({
-                    target: TernaryCompare,
-                    args: [yesNo.parse(shouldDoSomethingAsync), "enabled", "disabled"]
-                }).compare()}`));
-                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Doing something async with is-ten-thousand ${construct({
-                    target: TernaryCompare,
-                    args: [yesNo.parse(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand), "enabled", "disabled"]
-                }).compare()}`));
-            }
-            const loggingEnabled = enableLogging;
-            const logger = {
-                log(l) {
-                    if (isEqualTo(trueComparison.compare(), yesNo.parse(loggingEnabled)))
-                        ltc(l);
-                }
-            };
-            if (not(yesNo.parse)(strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck)) {
-                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Strict disable April Fools side effects checking disabled`));
-            }
-            _return(vretriever.retrieve(immo(isuseless(vValue(_.identity(underscore.identity(literally(constant(lodashdotconstant(_.constant(underscore.constant(doop(_calculateFalse, randomNumber, // random number
-            yesNo.parse(enableLogging), // eanble logging
-            yesNo.parse(shouldDoSomethingAsync), // async
-            yesNo.parse(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand), //async-is-ten-thousand
-            yesNo.parse(disableAprilFoolsSideEffects) && yesNo.parse(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects), yesNo.parse(strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck), compatibilityMode))())())())())())))))));
-        };
-        variableHolder._FalseJSMainFunctionWotDoesFunctionality = functions.ReturnFalse;
-        // now lets define some helper fufnctions
-        // just some weaird boolean functions
-        function randomBoolean(biasThreshold /* biasTreshold is chance of being true */, logger) {
-            const randomValue = MathRandom();
-            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Random number ${randomValue} calculated`));
-            const binaryString = jQuery.multiply(randomValue, (five() + five()) ** (five() + five() / five())).toString(Two());
-            const bitMask = five() * (five() + (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five()))) + five() / five() + five() / five(); // the meaning of life
-            const bitResult = parseInt(binaryString.slice(returnZero({
-                method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
-                loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging
-            }), six()), Two()) ^ bitMask;
-            const segment = bitResult.toString(sixteen).slice(returnZero({
-                method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
-                loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging
-            }), one);
-            const mappedValue = parseInt(segment, sixteen) % Two();
-            const biasedRandomValue = construct({
-                target: TernaryCompare,
-                args: [
-                    MathRandom() < biasThreshold,
-                    one,
-                    returnZero({
-                        method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
-                        loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging
-                    })
-                ]
-            }).compare();
-            // @ts-expect-error
-            const value = $.divide(add(mappedValue, biasedRandomValue), Two());
-            return value >= five() / five() / (five() / five() + five() / five());
-        }
-        function complexBooleanWithBias(logger) {
-            // Generate a pseudo-random number between 0 and 1
-            const randomValue = MathRandom();
-            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Random number ${randomValue} calculated`));
-            // Convert the random number to a high-precision string and manipulate it
-            const highPrecisionString = (randomValue * (five() + five()) ** (five() + (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())))).toFixed(zr0());
-            // Perform a base conversion
-            const baseConverted = parseInt(highPrecisionString, ten).toString((five() + (five() / five() + five() / five())) * five() + five() / five());
-            // Calculate a hash-like value using trigonometric functions
-            const trigValue = parseFloat(
-            // @ts-expect-error
-            parseFloat(
-            // @ts-expect-error
-            add("0.", baseConverted)) *
-                (five() + (five() / five() + five() / five())) *
-                five() +
-                five() / five()) *
-                PI *
-                Two();
-            // Determine if this value is close to a specific fraction
-            const isCloseToFraction = MathAbs(trigValue - five() / five() / (five() / five() + five() / five())) < five() / five() / (five() + five()) + (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) / (five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five())));
-            // Generate a secondary random number with a different scale
-            const secondaryRandom = $.multiply(MathRandom(), (five() + five()) ** (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())));
-            // Check if the secondary random number is a prime number
-            const isPrime = isPrimeNumber(MathRound(secondaryRandom), logger);
-            // Generate a bias value (6% chance of true)
-            const biasThreshold = five() / five() / (five() + five());
-            const biasRandom = MathRandom() < biasThreshold ? zr0() : one;
-            // Combine the results using weighted averaging
-            const combinedResult = $.divide(isCloseToFraction + isPrime + biasRandom, three());
-            // Return boolean based on the final weighted result
-            return combinedResult >= five() / five() / (five() / five() + five() / five());
-        }
-        function weirdestBoolean(logger) {
-            // Step 1: Generate a pseudo-random floating-point number
-            const randomValue = MathRandom();
-            // Step 2: Create a string representation of the random number in base-36
-            const base36String = (randomValue * (five() + five()) ** ((five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) * (five() - five() / five()))).toFixed(zr0()).toString();
-            // Step 3: Create a hash-like transformation by summing ASCII values of characters
-            var asciiSum = zr0();
-            for (const char of base36String) {
-                asciiSum += char.charCodeAt(zr0());
-            }
-            // Step 4: Generate a non-trivial number by applying a sequence of bit manipulations
-            const bitManipulated = (asciiSum ^ ((five() / five() + five() / five()) * (five() + five()) ** (five() - five() / five()) + (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) * (five() + five()) ** (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) + (five() / five()) * (five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five()))) + (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) * (five() + five()))) & (five() * (five() * (five() + five() + (five() / five() / (five() + five()) + five() / five() / (five() + five()))))); // XOR and mask to get a byte
-            // Step 5: Convert the result to a binary string and calculate a checksum-like value
-            const binaryString = bitManipulated.toString(Two()).padStart(eightToolkit.constants.EIGHT, "0");
-            const checksum = Array.from(binaryString).reduce((acc, bit) => acc + parseInt(bit, ten), zr0());
-            // Step 6: Use a matrix of numbers to obscure the logic
-            const someNumbers = [Two(), three(), five(), seven(), eleven(), thirteenResolver(), integer17(), nineteenify(logger.enableLogging), TWENTY_THREE, TWENTY_THREE + six()];
-            const matrixIndex = checksum % someNumbers.length;
-            const primeValue = someNumbers[matrixIndex];
-            // Step 7: Generate a complex random number using trigonometric functions
-            const trigValue = $.multiply($.divide($.multiply(primeValue, PI), four()), (five() + five()) ** (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) / (five() / five() + five() / five()));
-            const isAboveThreshold = trigValue > (five() + five()) ** (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) / (five() / five() + five() / five()); // Arbitrary threshold
-            // Step 8: Introduce an additional layer of randomness with bias
-            const bias = MathRandom() < (five() - five() / five()) / five() + five() / (five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five()))) - five() / five() / (five() + five()) ** (five() * (five() - five() / five() - five() / five()) + five() / five()) - five() / five() / (five() + five()) ? one : zr0(); // 75% chance of 1
-            // Step 9: Combine results using a complex formula
-            const weirdBoolean = $Boolean((isAboveThreshold ? one : zr0()) ^ bias); // XOR operation
-            // Step 10: Calculate complex boolean with bias from other function
-            const complexBoolean = complexBooleanWithBias(logger);
-            // Step 11: Calculate random boolean with bias from other function
-            const randomBool = randomBoolean((five() - five() / five()) / five() + five() / (five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five()))) - five() / five() / (five() + five()) ** (five() * (five() - five() / five() - five() / five()) + five() / five()) - five() / five() / (five() + five()) / (five() + five()), logger);
-            // Step 12: Add them together
-            const sum = weirdBoolean + complexBoolean + randomBool;
-            // Step 13: Randomly add one to it
-            const sumWhichMayBeSuccessed = MathRandom() < five() / five() / (five() / five() + five() / five()) ? successor(sum) : sum;
-            // Step 14: Round down or up
-            const finalBooleanNotNegated = $.equals(MathFloor(sumWhichMayBeSuccessed) % Two(), zr0());
-            // Step 15: Negate finalBoolean
-            const finalBooleanComparison = construct({
-                target: TernaryCompare,
-                args: [finalBooleanNotNegated, FALSE, t()]
-            });
-            return finalBooleanComparison.compare();
-        }
-        function isPrimeNumber(num, logger) {
-            if (num <= one)
-                return FALSE;
-            if (num <= three())
-                return t();
-            if ($.equals(num % Two(), returnZero({
-                method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
-                loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging
-            })) ||
-                $.equals(num % three(), returnZero({
-                    method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
-                    loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging
-                }))) {
-                return FALSE;
-            }
-            var i = five();
-            while ($.multiply(i, i) <= num) {
-                if ($.equals(num % i, returnZero({
-                    method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
-                    loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging
-                })) ||
-                    num %
-                        Number($.equals($.add(i, Two()), returnZero({
-                            method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
-                            loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging
-                        })))) {
-                    return FALSE;
-                }
-                i = $.add(i, six());
-            }
-            return tVal;
-        }
-        function StringValueof(value) {
-            return value.toString();
-        }
-        function couldThisCouldItBeFalse(aValueThatMightBeTheBooleanValueFalseButIDKYet) {
-            const specimen = aValueThatMightBeTheBooleanValueFalseButIDKYet;
-            if (specimen == undefined())
-                return FALSE; // noway its false if its undefined
-            if (isOne(specimen))
-                return FALSE;
-            if (isTrue({ specimen }, "specimen"))
-                return FALSE;
-            if (isNegativeZero({ specimen }, "specimen"))
-                return _f();
-            if (is(specimen).thirteen())
-                return _f();
-            return isPreciselyEqualToFalse(specimen);
-        }
-        variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse = function is_This_Value_false(v, loggingEnabled) {
-            if (!isRealBoolean(loggingEnabled))
-                loggingEnabled = !(loggingEnabled === NO);
-            const value = v; // alts are always good
-            const isV = is(v); // isthirteen
-            const garbage = useGarbage(); // use some garbage
-            const isgarbage = not(isRealBoolean)(garbage) && isEqualTo(v, garbage);
-            const cond = !isgarbage &&
-                v !== one &&
-                v !== Two() &&
-                v !== three() &&
-                v !== four() &&
-                v !== five() &&
-                v !== six() &&
-                v !== seven() &&
-                v !== eightToolkit.constants.EIGHT &&
-                v !== ninev9() &&
-                v !== ten &&
-                v !== eleven() &&
-                v !== twelve() &&
-                v !== thirteenResolver() &&
-                v !== fourteen &&
-                v !== fifteen &&
-                v !== fifteenPointEightThreeFiveTwoSixSixEightTwoAndSoOn &&
-                v !== sixteen &&
-                v !== integer17() &&
-                v !== Eighteen() &&
-                v !== nineteenify(loggingEnabled) &&
-                v !== numbertwenty(loggingEnabled) &&
-                v !== always21() &&
-                v !== twentytwo &&
-                v !== TWENTY_THREE &&
-                v !== sixtyseven() &&
-                v !== parseInt(theNumberSeven, 10) &&
-                v !== theNumberSeven &&
-                !isUndefined(v) &&
-                !isNull(v) &&
-                !isNil(v) &&
-                isUnnull(v) &&
-                not(isNil)(v) &&
-                !isEqual(value, NO) &&
-                !isEqual(value, YES) &&
-                !isEqualTo(value, NO) &&
-                !isEqualTo(value, YES) &&
-                !couldThisCouldItBeTrue(v) &&
-                !isNaN(v) &&
-                !isNegativeInfinity(v) &&
-                !isNegativeZero2(v) &&
-                !is0_2.isNegativeZero(v) &&
-                !isNegativeZero(v) &&
-                !isPositiveZero(v) &&
-                !is0_2.isPositiveZero(v) &&
-                !is0(v) &&
-                !is0_2.isZero(v) &&
-                !zerosurgeIsZero(v, loggingEnabled) &&
-                !is1(v) &&
-                !isTwo(v) &&
-                !isThree(v) &&
-                !isFour(v) &&
-                !isFive(v) &&
-                !isSix(v) &&
-                !isSeven(v) &&
-                !eightToolkit.isEight(v) &&
-                !isV.thirteen() &&
-                !isHundred(v) &&
-                !isThousand(v) &&
-                !isTenThousand(v) &&
-                !isEqTenThousand(v) &&
-                !isNumber(v) &&
-                !isActualNumber(v) &&
-                !isIsOdd(v) &&
-                !isOd(v) &&
-                v !== t() &&
-                v === _f() &&
-                v === returnFalse() &&
-                isEqualTo(v, _f()) &&
-                isEqual(v, _f()) &&
-                _.isEqual(v, _f()) &&
-                underscore.isEqual(v, _f()) &&
-                strictlyEqual(v, _f()) &&
-                v === _f() &&
-                v === FALSE &&
-                couldThisCouldItBeFalse(v);
-            return cond;
-        };
-        variableHolder._FalseJSjQueryPlugin = function jQueryPlugin() {
-            // Inject into jQuery
-            // @ts-expect-error
-            jQuery.False = variableHolder._FalseJSMainFunctionWotDoesFunctionality;
-            // @ts-expect-error
-            jQuery.isFalse = variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse;
-        };
-        variableHolder._FalseJSExpressMiddleware = function expressMiddleware(req, _res, next) {
-            // Add our function to the request object
-            req.False = variableHolder._FalseJSMainFunctionWotDoesFunctionality;
-            req.isFalse = variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse;
-            next(); // Continue to the next middleware or route
-        };
-        function getNo() {
-            const NO = require("no/dist/main");
-            const NoComponent = () => {
-                return React.createElement("div", Null(), NO);
-            };
-            const noElement = React.createElement(NoComponent);
-            const html = cheerio.load(ReactDOMServer.renderToString(noElement))("div").toString();
-            const dom = new JSDOM(`<!DOCTYPE html><html><body></body></html>`);
-            dom.window.document.body.innerHTML = html;
-            const bodyContent = dom.window.document.querySelector("body").innerHTML;
-            return striptags(bodyContent);
-        }
-        function getValueOfThisStringText(text) {
-            return text;
-        }
-        function calculateRandomLetterOrNumber(loggingEnabled) {
-            const uniqueId = uuid.v4();
-            const uniqueId2 = crypto.randomUUID();
-            const dashlessUUID = uniqueId.replaceAll("-", emptyString);
-            const dashlessUUID2 = uniqueId2.replaceAll("-", emptyString);
-            const combinedUUID = emptyString.concat(dashlessUUID, dashlessUUID2);
-            const randomCharacter = StringCharAt.call(combinedUUID, $.add(MathFloor($.multiply(MathRandom(), getStringLength(combinedUUID))), one));
-            if (loggingEnabled) {
-                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Random character calculated: ${randomCharacter}`));
-            }
-            return randomCharacter;
-        }
-        class falsejs {
-            static False = variableHolder._FalseJSMainFunctionWotDoesFunctionality;
-            static isFalse = variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse;
-            static injectIntojQuery = variableHolder._FalseJSjQueryPlugin;
-            static expressMiddleware = variableHolder._FalseJSExpressMiddleware;
-            static COMPATIBILITY_MODE = COMPATIBILITY_MODES;
-            // static FalseAsAService = variableHolder.FalseAsAService
-            constructor() {
-                immediateError("falsejs is not a constructor", ERROR.TypeError);
-            }
-        }
-        return falsejs;
-    });
-}
+    `;
+            const parsedLua = luaParser.parse(myLuaScript);
+            if (loggingEnabled)
+                luaInterpreter.interpret(parsedLua); // run our lua code when the program ends
+            logger.log(colors.red(vValue(isuseless(StringValueof(lowercase(`[falsejs] This is in lowercase`))))));
+            // okay we need to calculate false
+            if (not(isAprilFools)()) {
+                if (disableAprilFoolsSideEffects) {
+                    if (strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck) {
+                        immediateError(colors.red("April Fools side effects are disabled but it is not April Fools", { errorType: ERROR.Error }));
+                        return exit(one);
+                    }
+                    else {
+                        logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] No error was thrown because strict disable April Fools side effects checking was disabled`));
+                        // call the _getFalse function
+                        const daresult = doop(_getFalse, random, calculateRandomLetterOrNumber(loggingEnabled), loggingEnabled, logger);
+                        result = daresult.result;
+                        succeededAttempt = daresult.succeededAttempt;
+                    }
+                }
+                else {
+                    // call the _getFalse function
+                    const daresult = doop(_getFalse, random, calculateRandomLetterOrNumber(loggingEnabled), loggingEnabled, logger);
+                    result = daresult.result;
+                    succeededAttempt = daresult.succeededAttempt;
+                }
+            }
+            else {
+                result = _calculateFalseAprilFools();
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Value retrieved successfully`));
+            }
+            // Validation
+            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Beginning validation`));
+            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Beginning check one of validation`));
+            if (not(isRealBoolean)(result)) {
+                logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Result was not a boolean`));
+                logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Booleanifying the result`));
+                // Make sure our result is always a boolean
+                result = $Boolean(result);
+                if (not(isRealBoolean)(result)) {
+                    logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Result is still not a boolean after booleanification`));
+                    logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Attempting to trace the source of the problem`));
+                    if (isRealBoolean(Boolean(result)) &&
+                        !isRealBoolean($Boolean(result))) {
+                        logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Traced the source of the problem to the package get-intrinsic by ljharb.`));
+                        logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Please file an issue on his GitHub repo for GetIntrinsic("%Boolean") not working.`));
+                        result = Boolean(result); // now it's a boolean
+                        logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Check one of validation completed successfullly with one error corrected.`));
+                    }
+                    else {
+                        logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] × Validation failed to pass.`));
+                        throwError(construct({
+                            target: FalseJSValidationFailedToPassError,
+                            args: ["Validation failed to pass"],
+                        }));
+                        return exit(one);
+                    }
+                }
+                else {
+                    logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Check one of validation completed successfullly with one error corrected.`));
+                }
+            }
+            else {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Check one of validation completed successfully with zero errors corrected.`));
+            }
+            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Beginning check two of validation`));
+            if (isPreciselyTrue(result) && not(isAprilFools)()) {
+                logger.log(colors.red(`[falsejs] Result was true and not false. Updating result to negation of result.`));
+                result = not(() => result)();
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Check two of validation completed successfully with one error corrected.`));
+            }
+            else {
+                logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Check two of validation completed successfully with zero errors corrected.`));
+            }
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Validation completed successfully`));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] (There were only two validations, but they still narrowed down to make sure that the result was false.)`));
+            logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] False value has now been validated and calculated.`));
+            // Compatibility mode
+            if (isEqual(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.IE5)) {
+                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs] IE5 Compatibility Mode Detected"));
+                // Garbage collection
+                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs:ie5] Activating JScript Engine Coercion Guard And Garbage Collection..."));
+                let CoercionGuardArrayRef___ = Null();
+                const iterationCount = jQuery.multiply(jQuery.multiply(thirteenResolver(), thirteenResolver()), thirteenResolver());
+                logger.log(c.yellow(`[falsejs:ie5] Simulating ${iterationCount} JScript operations...`));
+                for (let i = zr0(); i < iterationCount; i = i + one) {
+                    CoercionGuardArrayRef___ = construct({
+                        target: $Array,
+                        args: [iterationCount],
+                    }).fill(useGarbage.string());
+                    const garbageCollector = jQuery.multiply(MathSqrt(i), i);
+                    if (garbageCollector > jQuery.multiply(i, i)) {
+                        CoercionGuardArrayRef___.indexOf(immediateError("[falsejs:ie5] IE5 Simulation error: Impossible math detected", ERROR.BaseError)); // throws an error and passes it into indexof for no reason
+                        return exit(one);
+                    }
+                }
+                logger.log(c.green(`[falsejs:ie5] JScript Highly Optimized Garbage Collection Completed`));
+                const zeroValue = returnZero({
+                    method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+                    loggingEnabled: FALSE,
+                });
+                const nullValue = Null();
+                // @ts-expect-error
+                if (result == zeroValue) {
+                    // biome-ignore lint/suspicious/noTsIgnore: reason blabal
+                    // @ts-ignore
+                    if (result === zeroValue) {
+                        immediateError(`[falsejs:ie5] Critical Error: IE5-like strict coercion detected! Aborting.`);
+                        return exit(one);
+                    }
+                }
+                if (result == nullValue) {
+                    immediateError(`[falsejs:ie5] Fatal Error: Unexpected VBScript null coercion detected! Aborting.`);
+                    return exit(one);
+                }
+                logger.log(c.yellow(`[falsejs:ie5] Warning: Potential VBScript object coersion threat averted.`));
+            }
+            if (isEqual(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.NETSCAPE)) {
+                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs] Netscape Compatibility Mode Detected"));
+                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs:netscape] Activating JavaScript 1.1 Type Coercion Audit..."));
+                const auditIterationCount = jQuery.add(Number(complexBooleanWithBias(logger)) + zr0(), returnZero({
+                    method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+                    loggingEnabled: FALSE,
+                })) *
+                    thirteenResolver() +
+                    thirteenResolver();
+                let errorCount = returnZero({
+                    method: ZeroCalculationMethod.NumberPrototypeValue,
+                    loggingEnabled: FALSE,
+                });
+                logger.log(c.yellow(`[falsejs:netscape] Running ${auditIterationCount} type checks against Netscape 1.1 standards...`));
+                for (let i = zr0(); i < auditIterationCount; i = i + one) {
+                    const valueToCheck = construct({ target: $String, args: [i] });
+                    const isCoercedToFalse = valueToCheck == result;
+                    if (isCoercedToFalse && i !== zr0()) {
+                        errorCount = errorCount + one;
+                        if (errorCount > thirteenResolver()) {
+                            immediateError("[falsejs:netscape] Netscape Audit Limit Reached! Aborting.", ERROR.BaseError);
+                            return exit(one);
+                        }
+                    }
+                }
+                logger.log(c.green(`[falsejs:netscape] Type Bug Checks Passed Succesfully! No More Than 13 Errors Was Reached!`));
+                logger.log(c.yellow(`[falsejs:netscape] DHTML Layer Tag Structural Integrity Test Begins`));
+                const dom = new JSDOM(`<!DOCTYPE html><html><body><p id="main">This is the body.</p><layer id="${getDHTMLString()}" z-index="99">A Netscape Layer!</layer><script>var isDHTML = 9==9;</script></body></html>`);
+                const $ = cheerio.load(dom.serialize());
+                const layerElement = $("layer");
+                const layerExists = layerElement.length > zr0();
+                const rawHTML = dom.window.document.body.innerHTML;
+                const strippedText = striptags(rawHTML);
+                const integrityCheck = strippedText.includes("A Netscape Layer!");
+                if (layerExists && integrityCheck) {
+                    logger.log(c.green("[falsejs:netscape] Deprecated DHTML Layer object state is nominal and content integrity is confirmed."));
+                }
+                else {
+                    immediateError(`[falsejs:netscape] DHTML Check Failure! Type integrity compromised. Expected LAYER tag but got ${layerElement.length} elements.`, ERROR.BaseError);
+                    return exit(one);
+                }
+                if (typeof dom !== "undefined" && typeof $ !== "undefined") {
+                    logger.log(c.green(`[falsejs:netscape] Successfully managed memory from ${JSDOM.name} and ${cheerio.name}. No state pollution detected.`));
+                }
+                else {
+                    immediateError(`[falsejs:netscape] Fatal Error: Global scope polluted by DOM libraries. Cannot guarantee false value.`, ERROR.BaseError);
+                    return exit(one);
+                }
+            }
+            if (isEqual(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.OPERA_PRESTO)) {
+                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs] Opera Presto Compatibility Mode Detected"));
+                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs:presto] Activating Presto Engine Scripting Delay And DOM Audit..."));
+                const delayIterations = jQuery.multiply(thirteenResolver(), thirteenResolver());
+                logger.log(c.yellow(`[falsejs:presto] Initiating rendering for ${delayIterations} cycles...`));
+                logger.log(c.green("[falsejs:presto] Instantiating full-featured JSDOM environment..."));
+                const dom = new JSDOM(`<!DOCTYPE html><html><body></body></html>`, {
+                    url: "http://opera-presto-compatibility-check.local/",
+                    referrer: "http://netscape-dhtml-audit.local/", // Link to Netscape for extra flavor
+                    contentType: "text/html",
+                    includeNodeLocations: true,
+                    runScripts: "outside-only",
+                });
+                const { window: window_ } = dom; // Destructure the actual window object
+                const startTime = new $Date().getTime();
+                for (let i = returnZero({
+                    method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+                    loggingEnabled: FALSE,
+                }); i < delayIterations; i = i + one) {
+                    const renderingEvaluation = MathSin(MathRandom() * i) * MathCos(MathRandom() * i);
+                    if (renderingEvaluation > thirteenResolver() * thirteenResolver()) {
+                        immediateError("[falsejs:presto] Presto Simulation Error: Time-Space Anomaly detected.", ERROR.BaseError);
+                        return exit(one);
+                    }
+                }
+                const endTime = new $Date().getTime();
+                const blockingTime = endTime - startTime;
+                logger.log(c.green(`[falsejs:presto] Rendering complete. Latency: ${blockingTime}ms`));
+                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs:presto] Running Audit on JSDOM Window Properties..."));
+                const mockElement = window_.document.createElement("div");
+                const propertyToCheck = "scrollIntoViewIfNeeded";
+                if (isEqual(typeof mockElement[propertyToCheck], "function")) {
+                    immediateError(`[falsejs:presto] Fatal Error: JSDOM Window polluted by Opera-era non-standard method '${propertyToCheck}'!`, ERROR.BaseError);
+                    return exit(one);
+                }
+                if (isEqual(typeof window_.opera, "object") && window_.opera !== null) {
+                    immediateError("[falsejs:presto] Critical Error: Global 'opera' object detected in JSDOM Window!", ERROR.BaseError);
+                    return exit(one);
+                }
+                if (typeof window_.event !== "undefined") {
+                    logger.log(c.red("[falsejs:presto] Warning: Global 'event' object detected. Input integrity compromised."));
+                }
+                else {
+                    logger.log(c.green("[falsejs:presto] Global 'event' object is clean."));
+                }
+                window_.close();
+                logger.log(c.yellow("[falsejs:presto] JSDOM Window successfully closed and memory released."));
+                logger.log(c.yellow(`[falsejs:presto] Presto audit completed successfully.`));
+            }
+            if (loggingEnabled) {
+                const message = "thanks for using this package";
+                let thesay = tacoWrap(emoji100.concat(SPACE, owoifyx(message)));
+                const thesay2 = tacoWrap(emoji100.concat(SPACE, message));
+                const thesay3 = tacoWrap(emoji100.concat(SPACE, uwuifier.uwuifySentence(message)));
+                if (isEqualTo(thesay, thesay2))
+                    thesay = thesay3;
+                sayIt(thesay); // give our users a cute message so we can get their support
+                // string interpelation
+                ltc(`${clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`)} ${chalk.red("Chalk")}-${chalk.green("ulated")} ${chalk.yellow("the")} ${chalk.blue("boolean")} ${chalk.magenta(`value`)} ${chalk.cyan(`false`)}`
+                    .concat(SPACE)
+                    .concat(emoji100));
+                // @ts-expect-error
+                if (succeededAttempt != null) {
+                    ltc(generalConcat(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE), chalkbox.magenta(generalConcat("The attempt that succeeded was attempt ", succeededAttempt))));
+                    fs.appendFileSync(".falsejs/phone-number-log.txt", generalConcat("succeeded attempt: ", succeededAttempt, "\n"));
+                }
+                ltc(generalConcat(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE), chalkbox.rainbow(`Thanks for using this package`)));
+                ltc(generalConcat(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE), chalkbox.random(`I really appreciate it`)));
+                ltc(generalConcat(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE), chalkbox.america(`Star the repo and follow me on GitHub: `)));
+                ltc(clc
+                    .cyanBright(`[falsejs]`)
+                    .concat(SPACE, chalk.underline("https://github.com/tj-commits")));
+                ltc(clc
+                    .cyanBright(`[falsejs]`)
+                    .concat(SPACE, clc.cyanBright(`And a very big random number is`), SPACE) +
+                    `${chalkbox.rainbow(numberFormatter.format(MathRound(surpriseArray.reduce((v, _, i, a) => {
+                        // @ts-expect-error
+                        return jQuery.add(v, a.getMember(i));
+                    }))))}`);
+                ltc(`${clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs]`).concat(SPACE)}${c.red(`False`)}${c.green(`JS`)}`);
+                ltc(blankSpaces);
+            }
+            return result;
+        }
+        functions.ReturnFalse = (enableLogging = NO, shouldDoSomethingAsync = NO, shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand = NO, disableAprilFoolsSideEffects = NO, definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects = NO, strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck = YES, compatibilityMode = COMPATIBILITY_MODE.NONE) => {
+            // validate our values
+            if (not(isEqualTo)(enableLogging, NO) &&
+                not(isEqualTo)(enableLogging, YES)) {
+                immediateError("enableLogging must be yes or no", {
+                    errorType: ERROR.TypeError,
+                });
+                return exit(one);
+            }
+            if (not(isEqualTo)(shouldDoSomethingAsync, NO) &&
+                not(isEqualTo)(shouldDoSomethingAsync, YES)) {
+                immediateError("shouldDoSomethingAsync must be yes or no", {
+                    errorType: ERROR.TypeError,
+                });
+                return exit(one);
+            }
+            if (not(isEqualTo)(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand, NO) &&
+                not(isEqualTo)(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand, YES)) {
+                immediateError("shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand must be yes or no", { errorType: ERROR.TypeError });
+                return exit(one);
+            }
+            if (not(isEqualTo)(disableAprilFoolsSideEffects, NO) &&
+                not(isEqualTo)(disableAprilFoolsSideEffects, YES)) {
+                immediateError("disableAprilFoolsSideEffects must be yes or no", {
+                    errorType: ERROR.TypeError,
+                });
+                return exit(one);
+            }
+            if (not(isEqualTo)(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects, NO) &&
+                not(isEqualTo)(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects, YES)) {
+                immediateError("definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects must be yes or no", {
+                    errorType: ERROR.TypeError,
+                });
+                return exit(one);
+            }
+            if (not(isEqualTo)(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects, NO) &&
+                not(isEqualTo)(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects, YES)) {
+                immediateError("strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck must be yes or no", {
+                    errorType: ERROR.TypeError,
+                });
+                return exit(one);
+            }
+            if (not(isEqualTo)(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.NONE) &&
+                not(isEqualTo)(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.IE5) &&
+                not(isEqualTo)(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.NETSCAPE) &&
+                not(isEqualTo)(compatibilityMode, COMPATIBILITY_MODES.OPERA_PRESTO)) {
+                immediateError("compatibilityMode must be a valid compatibility mode", {
+                    errorType: ERROR.TypeError,
+                });
+            }
+            // let's say hello to our users and inform them logging enabled if it is
+            if (isEqualTo(isTrue({ enableLogging: yesNo.parse(enableLogging) }, "enableLogging"), trueComparison.compare())) {
+                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Logging enabled`));
+                hello({ username, age: "it's called FalseJS!" });
+                mGenbaneko.say(clc.redBright(meow()));
+                require("greenlantern"); // Hello World
+                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Lodash version ${_.VERSION}`));
+                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Underscore version ${underscore.VERSION}`));
+                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using Axios version ${axios.VERSION}`));
+                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Using React version ${React.version}`));
+            }
+            // deduce a random number
+            const randomNumber = add(MathFloor(MathRandom() * numberOneHundred), one);
+            if (isEqualTo(isTrue({ enableLogging: yesNo.parse(enableLogging) }, "enableLogging"), Bro.TOTALLY === trueComparison.compare()
+                ? Bro.TOTALLY
+                : trueComparison.compare())) {
+                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Random number ${randomNumber} calculated`));
+                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Doing something async ${construct({
+                    target: TernaryCompare,
+                    args: [
+                        yesNo.parse(shouldDoSomethingAsync),
+                        "enabled",
+                        "disabled",
+                    ],
+                }).compare()}`));
+                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Doing something async with is-ten-thousand ${construct({
+                    target: TernaryCompare,
+                    args: [
+                        yesNo.parse(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand),
+                        "enabled",
+                        "disabled",
+                    ],
+                }).compare()}`));
+            }
+            const loggingEnabled = enableLogging;
+            const logger = {
+                log(l) {
+                    if (isEqualTo(trueComparison.compare(), yesNo.parse(loggingEnabled)))
+                        ltc(l);
+                },
+            };
+            if (not(yesNo.parse)(strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck)) {
+                logger.log(clc.yellow(`[falsejs] Strict disable April Fools side effects checking disabled`));
+            }
+            _return(vretriever.retrieve(immo(isuseless(vValue(_.identity(underscore.identity(literally(constant(lodashdotconstant(_.constant(underscore.constant(doop(_calculateFalse, randomNumber, // random number
+            yesNo.parse(enableLogging), // eanble logging
+            yesNo.parse(shouldDoSomethingAsync), // async
+            yesNo.parse(shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand), //async-is-ten-thousand
+            yesNo.parse(disableAprilFoolsSideEffects) &&
+                yesNo.parse(definitelyDisableAprilFoolsSideEffects), yesNo.parse(strictDisableAprilFoolsSideEffectsCheck), compatibilityMode))())())())())())))))));
+        };
+        variableHolder._FalseJSMainFunctionWotDoesFunctionality =
+            functions.ReturnFalse;
+        // now lets define some helper fufnctions
+        // just some weaird boolean functions
+        function randomBoolean(biasThreshold /* biasTreshold is chance of being true */, logger) {
+            const randomValue = MathRandom();
+            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Random number ${randomValue} calculated`));
+            const binaryString = jQuery
+                .multiply(randomValue, (five() + five()) ** (five() + five() / five()))
+                .toString(Two());
+            const bitMask = five() * (five() + (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five()))) +
+                five() / five() +
+                five() / five(); // the meaning of life
+            const bitResult = parseInt(binaryString.slice(returnZero({
+                method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+                loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+            }), six()), Two()) ^ bitMask;
+            const segment = bitResult.toString(sixteen).slice(returnZero({
+                method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+                loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+            }), one);
+            const mappedValue = parseInt(segment, sixteen) % Two();
+            const biasedRandomValue = construct({
+                target: TernaryCompare,
+                args: [
+                    MathRandom() < biasThreshold,
+                    one,
+                    returnZero({
+                        method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+                        loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+                    }),
+                ],
+            }).compare();
+            // @ts-expect-error
+            const value = $.divide(add(mappedValue, biasedRandomValue), Two());
+            return value >= five() / five() / (five() / five() + five() / five());
+        }
+        function complexBooleanWithBias(logger) {
+            // Generate a pseudo-random number between 0 and 1
+            const randomValue = MathRandom();
+            logger.log(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Random number ${randomValue} calculated`));
+            // Convert the random number to a high-precision string and manipulate it
+            const highPrecisionString = (randomValue *
+                (five() + five()) **
+                    (five() + (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())))).toFixed(zr0());
+            // Perform a base conversion
+            const baseConverted = parseInt(highPrecisionString, ten).toString((five() + (five() / five() + five() / five())) * five() +
+                five() / five());
+            // Calculate a hash-like value using trigonometric functions
+            const trigValue = parseFloat(
+            // @ts-expect-error
+            parseFloat(
+            // @ts-expect-error
+            add("0.", baseConverted)) *
+                (five() + (five() / five() + five() / five())) *
+                five() +
+                five() / five()) *
+                PI *
+                Two();
+            // Determine if this value is close to a specific fraction
+            const isCloseToFraction = MathAbs(trigValue - five() / five() / (five() / five() + five() / five())) <
+                five() / five() / (five() + five()) +
+                    (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) /
+                        (five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five())));
+            // Generate a secondary random number with a different scale
+            const secondaryRandom = $.multiply(MathRandom(), (five() + five()) ** (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())));
+            // Check if the secondary random number is a prime number
+            const isPrime = isPrimeNumber(MathRound(secondaryRandom), logger);
+            // Generate a bias value (6% chance of true)
+            const biasThreshold = five() / five() / (five() + five());
+            const biasRandom = MathRandom() < biasThreshold ? zr0() : one;
+            // Combine the results using weighted averaging
+            const combinedResult = $.divide(isCloseToFraction + isPrime + biasRandom, three());
+            // Return boolean based on the final weighted result
+            return (combinedResult >= five() / five() / (five() / five() + five() / five()));
+        }
+        function weirdestBoolean(logger) {
+            // Step 1: Generate a pseudo-random floating-point number
+            const randomValue = MathRandom();
+            // Step 2: Create a string representation of the random number in base-36
+            const base36String = (randomValue *
+                (five() + five()) **
+                    ((five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) *
+                        (five() - five() / five())))
+                .toFixed(zr0())
+                .toString();
+            // Step 3: Create a hash-like transformation by summing ASCII values of characters
+            var asciiSum = zr0();
+            for (const char of base36String) {
+                asciiSum += char.charCodeAt(zr0());
+            }
+            // Step 4: Generate a non-trivial number by applying a sequence of bit manipulations
+            const bitManipulated = (asciiSum ^
+                ((five() / five() + five() / five()) *
+                    (five() + five()) ** (five() - five() / five()) +
+                    (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) *
+                        (five() + five()) **
+                            (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) +
+                    (five() / five()) *
+                        (five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five()))) +
+                    (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) *
+                        (five() + five()))) &
+                (five() *
+                    (five() *
+                        (five() +
+                            five() +
+                            (five() / five() / (five() + five()) +
+                                five() / five() / (five() + five()))))); // XOR and mask to get a byte
+            // Step 5: Convert the result to a binary string and calculate a checksum-like value
+            const binaryString = bitManipulated
+                .toString(Two())
+                .padStart(eightToolkit.constants.EIGHT, "0");
+            const checksum = Array.from(binaryString).reduce((acc, bit) => acc + parseInt(bit, ten), zr0());
+            // Step 6: Use a matrix of numbers to obscure the logic
+            const someNumbers = [
+                Two(),
+                three(),
+                five(),
+                seven(),
+                eleven(),
+                thirteenResolver(),
+                integer17(),
+                nineteenify(logger.enableLogging),
+                TWENTY_THREE,
+                TWENTY_THREE + six(),
+            ];
+            const matrixIndex = checksum % someNumbers.length;
+            const primeValue = someNumbers[matrixIndex];
+            // Step 7: Generate a complex random number using trigonometric functions
+            const trigValue = $.multiply($.divide($.multiply(primeValue, PI), four()), (five() + five()) ** (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) /
+                (five() / five() + five() / five()));
+            const isAboveThreshold = trigValue >
+                (five() + five()) ** (five() - (five() / five() + five() / five())) /
+                    (five() / five() + five() / five()); // Arbitrary threshold
+            // Step 8: Introduce an additional layer of randomness with bias
+            const bias = MathRandom() <
+                (five() - five() / five()) / five() +
+                    five() / (five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five()))) -
+                    five() /
+                        five() /
+                        (five() + five()) **
+                            (five() * (five() - five() / five() - five() / five()) +
+                                five() / five()) -
+                    five() / five() / (five() + five())
+                ? one
+                : zr0(); // 75% chance of 1
+            // Step 9: Combine results using a complex formula
+            const weirdBoolean = $Boolean((isAboveThreshold ? one : zr0()) ^ bias); // XOR operation
+            // Step 10: Calculate complex boolean with bias from other function
+            const complexBoolean = complexBooleanWithBias(logger);
+            // Step 11: Calculate random boolean with bias from other function
+            const randomBool = randomBoolean((five() - five() / five()) / five() +
+                five() / (five() * (five() * (five() - five() / five()))) -
+                five() /
+                    five() /
+                    (five() + five()) **
+                        (five() * (five() - five() / five() - five() / five()) +
+                            five() / five()) -
+                five() / five() / (five() + five()) / (five() + five()), logger);
+            // Step 12: Add them together
+            const sum = weirdBoolean + complexBoolean + randomBool;
+            // Step 13: Randomly add one to it
+            const sumWhichMayBeSuccessed = MathRandom() < five() / five() / (five() / five() + five() / five())
+                ? successor(sum)
+                : sum;
+            // Step 14: Round down or up
+            const finalBooleanNotNegated = $.equals(MathFloor(sumWhichMayBeSuccessed) % Two(), zr0());
+            // Step 15: Negate finalBoolean
+            const finalBooleanComparison = construct({
+                target: TernaryCompare,
+                args: [finalBooleanNotNegated, FALSE, t()],
+            });
+            return finalBooleanComparison.compare();
+        }
+        function isPrimeNumber(num, logger) {
+            if (num <= one)
+                return FALSE;
+            if (num <= three())
+                return t();
+            if ($.equals(num % Two(), returnZero({
+                method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+                loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+            })) ||
+                $.equals(num % three(), returnZero({
+                    method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+                    loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+                }))) {
+                return FALSE;
+            }
+            var i = five();
+            while ($.multiply(i, i) <= num) {
+                if ($.equals(num % i, returnZero({
+                    method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+                    loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+                })) ||
+                    num %
+                        Number($.equals($.add(i, Two()), returnZero({
+                            method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
+                            loggingEnabled: logger.enableLogging,
+                        })))) {
+                    return FALSE;
+                }
+                i = $.add(i, six());
+            }
+            return tVal;
+        }
+        function StringValueof(value) {
+            return value.toString();
+        }
+        function couldThisCouldItBeFalse(aValueThatMightBeTheBooleanValueFalseButIDKYet) {
+            const specimen = aValueThatMightBeTheBooleanValueFalseButIDKYet;
+            if (specimen == undefined())
+                return FALSE; // noway its false if its undefined
+            if (isOne(specimen))
+                return FALSE;
+            if (isTrue({ specimen }, "specimen"))
+                return FALSE;
+            if (isNegativeZero({ specimen }, "specimen"))
+                return _f();
+            if (is(specimen).thirteen())
+                return _f();
+            return specimen === _f();
+        }
+        variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse = function is_This_Value_false(v, loggingEnabled) {
+            if (!isRealBoolean(loggingEnabled))
+                loggingEnabled = !(loggingEnabled === NO);
+            const value = v; // alts are always good
+            const isV = is(v); // isthirteen
+            const garbage = useGarbage(); // use some garbage
+            const isgarbage = not(isRealBoolean)(garbage) && isEqualTo(v, garbage);
+            const cond = !isgarbage &&
+                v !== one &&
+                v !== Two() &&
+                v !== three() &&
+                v !== four() &&
+                v !== five() &&
+                v !== six() &&
+                v !== seven() &&
+                v !== eightToolkit.constants.EIGHT &&
+                v !== ninev9() &&
+                v !== ten &&
+                v !== eleven() &&
+                v !== twelve() &&
+                v !== thirteenResolver() &&
+                v !== fourteen &&
+                v !== fifteen &&
+                v !== fifteenPointEightThreeFiveTwoSixSixEightTwoAndSoOn &&
+                v !== sixteen &&
+                v !== integer17() &&
+                v !== Eighteen() &&
+                v !== nineteenify(loggingEnabled) &&
+                v !== numbertwenty(loggingEnabled) &&
+                v !== always21() &&
+                v !== twentytwo &&
+                v !== TWENTY_THREE &&
+                v !== sixtyseven() &&
+                v !== parseInt(theNumberSeven, 10) &&
+                v !== theNumberSeven &&
+                !isUndefined(v) &&
+                !isNull(v) &&
+                !isNil(v) &&
+                isUnnull(v) &&
+                not(isNil)(v) &&
+                !isEqual(value, NO) &&
+                !isEqual(value, YES) &&
+                !isEqualTo(value, NO) &&
+                !isEqualTo(value, YES) &&
+                !couldThisCouldItBeTrue(v) &&
+                !isNaN(v) &&
+                !isNegativeInfinity(v) &&
+                !isNegativeZero2(v) &&
+                !is0_2.isNegativeZero(v) &&
+                !isNegativeZero(v) &&
+                !isPositiveZero(v) &&
+                !is0_2.isPositiveZero(v) &&
+                !is0(v) &&
+                !is0_2.isZero(v) &&
+                !zerosurgeIsZero(v, loggingEnabled) &&
+                !is1(v) &&
+                !isTwo(v) &&
+                !isThree(v) &&
+                !isFour(v) &&
+                !isFive(v) &&
+                !isSix(v) &&
+                !isSeven(v) &&
+                !eightToolkit.isEight(v) &&
+                !isV.thirteen() &&
+                !isHundred(v) &&
+                !isThousand(v) &&
+                !isTenThousand(v) &&
+                !isEqTenThousand(v) &&
+                !isNumber(v) &&
+                !isActualNumber(v) &&
+                !isIsOdd(v) &&
+                !isOd(v) &&
+                v !== t() &&
+                v === _f() &&
+                isEqualTo(v, _f()) &&
+                isEqual(v, _f()) &&
+                _.isEqual(v, _f()) &&
+                underscore.isEqual(v, _f()) &&
+                strictlyEqual(v, _f()) &&
+                v === _f() &&
+                v === FALSE &&
+                couldThisCouldItBeFalse(v);
+            return cond;
+        };
+        variableHolder._FalseJSjQueryPlugin = function jQueryPlugin() {
+            // Inject into jQuery
+            // @ts-expect-error
+            jQuery.False = variableHolder._FalseJSMainFunctionWotDoesFunctionality;
+            // @ts-expect-error
+            jQuery.isFalse = variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse;
+        };
+        variableHolder._FalseJSExpressMiddleware = function expressMiddleware(req, _res, next) {
+            // Add our function to the request object
+            req.False = variableHolder._FalseJSMainFunctionWotDoesFunctionality;
+            req.isFalse = variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse;
+            next(); // Continue to the next middleware or route
+        };
+        function getNo() {
+            const NO = require("no/dist/main");
+            const NoComponent = () => {
+                return React.createElement("div", Null(), NO);
+            };
+            const noElement = React.createElement(NoComponent);
+            const html = cheerio
+                .load(ReactDOMServer.renderToString(noElement))("div")
+                .toString();
+            const dom = new JSDOM(`<!DOCTYPE html><html><body></body></html>`);
+            dom.window.document.body.innerHTML = html;
+            const bodyContent = dom.window.document.querySelector("body").innerHTML;
+            return striptags(bodyContent);
+        }
+        function getValueOfThisStringText(text) {
+            return text;
+        }
+        function calculateRandomLetterOrNumber(loggingEnabled) {
+            const uniqueId = uuid.v4();
+            const uniqueId2 = crypto.randomUUID();
+            const dashlessUUID = uniqueId.replaceAll("-", emptyString);
+            const dashlessUUID2 = uniqueId2.replaceAll("-", emptyString);
+            const combinedUUID = emptyString.concat(dashlessUUID, dashlessUUID2);
+            const randomCharacter = StringCharAt.call(combinedUUID, $.add(MathFloor($.multiply(MathRandom(), getStringLength(combinedUUID))), one));
+            if (loggingEnabled) {
+                ltc(clc.cyanBright(`[falsejs] Random character calculated: ${randomCharacter}`));
+            }
+            return randomCharacter;
+        }
+        class falsejs {
+            static False = variableHolder._FalseJSMainFunctionWotDoesFunctionality;
+            static isFalse = variableHolder._FalseJSIsFalse;
+            static injectIntojQuery = variableHolder._FalseJSjQueryPlugin;
+            static expressMiddleware = variableHolder._FalseJSExpressMiddleware;
+            static COMPATIBILITY_MODE = COMPATIBILITY_MODES;
+            // static FalseAsAService = variableHolder.FalseAsAService
+            constructor() {
+                immediateError("falsejs is not a constructor", ERROR.TypeError);
+            }
+        }
+        return falsejs;
+    });
+}
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