@double_geste/agent-standup 1.23.0 → 1.23.1

package/kokoro-worker.js

@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 const fs = require('fs'), path = require('path'), readline = require('readline'), { createRequire } = require('module');
 const MODEL = 'onnx-community/Kokoro-82M-v1.0-ONNX';
 const send = (o) => fs.writeSync(1, JSON.stringify(o) + '\n');
+const finite = (samples) => { for (let i = 0; i < samples.length; i++) if (samples[i] !== samples[i]) return false; return true; };   // a quantised model can return NaN for a whole line, which would be written as silence
 function wav(samples, rate) {   // Float32 in [-1, 1] → 16-bit mono WAV
   const n = samples.length, buf = Buffer.alloc(44 + n * 2);
   buf.write('RIFF', 0); buf.writeUInt32LE(36 + n * 2, 4); buf.write('WAVEfmt ', 8); buf.writeUInt32LE(16, 16); buf.writeUInt16LE(1, 20); buf.writeUInt16LE(1, 22); buf.writeUInt32LE(rate, 24); buf.writeUInt32LE(rate * 2, 28); buf.writeUInt16LE(2, 32); buf.writeUInt16LE(16, 34); buf.write('data', 36); buf.writeUInt32LE(n * 2, 40);
@@ -18,7 +19,11 @@ async function main() {
   send({ ready: true });
   for await (const line of readline.createInterface({ input: process.stdin })) {
     let m; try { m = JSON.parse(line); } catch { continue; }
-    try { const a = await tts.generate(String(m.text), { voice: m.voice, speed: +m.speed || 1 }); fs.writeFileSync(m.out, wav(a.audio, a.sampling_rate)); send({ id: m.id, ok: true, seconds: a.audio.length / a.sampling_rate }); }
+    try {
+      let a = await tts.generate(String(m.text), { voice: m.voice, speed: +m.speed || 1 });
+      if (!finite(a.audio)) { a = await tts.generate(String(m.text), { voice: m.voice, speed: +m.speed || 1 }); if (!finite(a.audio)) throw new Error('the model returned NaN'); }   // made once more; if it fails again the server hands the line to a system voice
+      fs.writeFileSync(m.out, wav(a.audio, a.sampling_rate)); send({ id: m.id, ok: true, seconds: a.audio.length / a.sampling_rate });
+    }
     catch (e) { send({ id: m.id, ok: false, error: String((e && e.message) || e).slice(0, 200) }); }
   }
 }

package/kokoro.js

@@ -4,11 +4,11 @@ const fs = require('fs'), os = require('os'), path = require('path'), { spawn }
 
 const WIN = process.platform === 'win32';
 const DIR = process.env.AGENT_STANDUP_KOKORO_DIR || (WIN ? path.join(process.env.LOCALAPPDATA || path.join(os.homedir(), 'AppData', 'Local'), 'agent-standup', 'kokoro') : path.join(os.homedir(), '.cache', 'agent-standup', 'kokoro'));
-const PKG = 'kokoro-js@1.2.1', DTYPE = 'q4f16', SIZE_MB = 580, MAX_RESTARTS = 3;
+const PKG = 'kokoro-js@1.2.1', DTYPE = 'q4', SIZE_MB = 730, MAX_RESTARTS = 3;
 const WORKER = process.env.AGENT_STANDUP_KOKORO_WORKER || path.join(__dirname, 'kokoro-worker.js'), LOG = path.join(DIR, 'install.log');
 
 // In the order agents get them (the lead takes the first), so successive agents sound distinct. French has a single voice in Kokoro.
-const VOICES = [['af_heart', 'Heart', 'en_US'], ['am_fenrir', 'Fenrir', 'en_US'], ['bf_emma', 'Emma', 'en_GB'], ['am_michael', 'Michael', 'en_US'], ['af_bella', 'Bella', 'en_US'], ['bm_george', 'George', 'en_GB'], ['af_nicole', 'Nicole', 'en_US'], ['am_puck', 'Puck', 'en_US'], ['ff_siwis', 'Siwis', 'fr_FR']].map(([name, label, locale]) => ({ name, label, locale }));
+const VOICES = [['af_heart', 'Heart', 'en_US'], ['am_fenrir', 'Fenrir', 'en_US'], ['bf_emma', 'Emma', 'en_GB'], ['am_michael', 'Michael', 'en_US'], ['af_bella', 'Bella', 'en_US'], ['bm_george', 'George', 'en_GB'], ['af_sarah', 'Sarah', 'en_US'], ['am_puck', 'Puck', 'en_US'], ['ff_siwis', 'Siwis', 'fr_FR']].map(([name, label, locale]) => ({ name, label, locale }));
 const voices = () => VOICES, hasVoice = (n) => VOICES.some((v) => v.name === n);
 const speedFor = (wpm) => Math.max(0.5, Math.min(2, Math.round((wpm / 178) * 20) / 20));   // 178 words a minute is about Kokoro's natural pace
 const exists = (f) => { try { fs.statSync(f); return true; } catch { return false; } };

package/package.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
   "name": "@double_geste/agent-standup",
-  "version": "1.23.0",
+  "version": "1.23.1",
   "description": "Your Claude Code agents as a live video call, from the terminal: a local page in your browser, plus one-line status for status bars. Free, open source, zero token cost.",
   "bin": {
     "agent-standup": "bin/agent-standup.js"

package/public/index.html

@@ -237,8 +237,6 @@
   <h4 data-fr="Son" data-en="Sound">Son</h4>
   <button class="mi" data-t="voice"><span data-fr="Voix des agents" data-en="Agent voices">Voix des agents</span><i class="sw"></i></button>
   <button class="mi" data-t="office"><span data-fr="Ambiance de bureau (clavier, café…)" data-en="Office ambience (keys, coffee…)">Ambiance de bureau (clavier, café…)</span><i class="sw"></i></button>
-  <button class="mi" data-t="meme"><span data-fr="🔥 Mode mème (n’importe quoi)" data-en="🔥 Meme mode (unhinged)">🔥 Mode mème (n’importe quoi)</span><i class="sw"></i></button>
-  <div class="box" id="memeBox" style="display:none"><div class="lbl"><span data-fr="Intensité" data-en="Intensity">Intensité</span> <span id="memeLvlVal"></span></div><input id="memeLvl" type="range" min="1" max="11" step="1" style="width:100%" aria-label="Meme intensity"><div class="lbl"><span data-fr="Volume des effets" data-en="Effects volume">Volume des effets</span></div><input id="memeVol" type="range" min="0.1" max="1" step="0.05" style="width:100%" aria-label="Meme volume"></div>
   <div class="box" id="officeBox" style="display:none"><input id="officeVol" type="range" min="0.1" max="1" step="0.05" style="width:100%" aria-label="Ambience volume"></div>
   <button class="mi" data-t="notify"><span data-fr="Me prévenir quand les agents ont fini" data-en="Notify me when agents finish">Me prévenir quand les agents ont fini</span><i class="sw"></i></button>
   <button class="mi" data-t="music"><span data-fr="Musique d’ambiance (radio FIP)" data-en="Office music (FIP radio)">Musique d’ambiance (radio FIP)</span><i class="sw"></i></button>
@@ -285,8 +283,6 @@
 </footer>
 <div id="card"></div><div id="recap"><div class="box"></div></div>
 
-<link rel="stylesheet" href="/meme.css">
-<script src="/meme.js"></script>
 <script src="/api/prefs.js"></script>
 <script>
 // =====================================================================
@@ -542,7 +538,7 @@ const AUD = {
     const src = c.createBufferSource(); src.buffer = buf; src.loop = true; const lp = c.createBiquadFilter(); lp.type = 'lowpass'; lp.frequency.value = 500;
     const g = c.createGain(); g.gain.value = 0.3; src.connect(lp).connect(g).connect(this.sfx); src.start(); this.apply(); OFFICE.start();
   },
-  apply() { if (!this.ctx) return; this.sfx.gain.value = prefs.office && !this.off() ? 1 : 0; this.voice.gain.value = prefs.voice && !this.off() ? 1 : 0; this.applyMusic(); RADIO.sync(); if (typeof MEME !== 'undefined') MEME.apply(); },
+  apply() { if (!this.ctx) return; this.sfx.gain.value = prefs.office && !this.off() ? 1 : 0; this.voice.gain.value = prefs.voice && !this.off() ? 1 : 0; this.applyMusic(); RADIO.sync();  },
   // Music fades down quickly when an agent starts talking and comes back slowly once the room is quiet.
   applyMusic() { if (!this.ctx) return; this.amb.gain.setTargetAtTime((this.ducked ? 0.35 : 1) * (prefs.officeVol ?? 0.8), this.ctx.currentTime, 0.25); const v = prefs.music && !this.off() ? (prefs.musicVol ?? 0.35) * (this.ducked ? 0.16 : 1) : 0; this.music.gain.setTargetAtTime(v, this.ctx.currentTime, this.ducked ? 0.12 : 0.7); },
   blip(f) { if (!this.ctx || this.off()) return; const c = this.ctx, t = c.currentTime, o = c.createOscillator(), g = c.createGain(); o.type = 'sine'; o.frequency.setValueAtTime(f, t); o.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(f * 1.5, t + 0.1); g.gain.setValueAtTime(0.0001, t); g.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.12, t + 0.015); g.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.0001, t + 0.22); o.connect(g).connect(c.destination); o.start(t); o.stop(t + 0.25); },
@@ -1166,7 +1162,7 @@ function vanish(id) {
   S.gone.add(id); const t = $('#t-' + id), p = S.agents[id]; if (!t || !p) return;
   toast(`${p.name} ${L('a quitté l’appel', 'left the call')} 👋`);
   if (t.style.display === 'none' || document.body.classList.contains('tree')) return;
-  S.leaving.add(id); const say = prefs.banter && !S.hurry && !S.speakers.has(id), go = () => { t.classList.remove('bye'); if (!S.leaving.has(id)) return; t.classList.add('vanishing'); poof(t, p.shirt); MEME.fire('leave', { id }); AUD.tone(660, .35, 'sine', .07); AUD.tone(330, .5, 'sine', .06, .12);
+  S.leaving.add(id); const say = prefs.banter && !S.hurry && !S.speakers.has(id), go = () => { t.classList.remove('bye'); if (!S.leaving.has(id)) return; t.classList.add('vanishing'); poof(t, p.shirt); AUD.tone(660, .35, 'sine', .07); AUD.tone(330, .5, 'sine', .06, .12);
     setTimeout(() => { S.leaving.delete(id); t.classList.remove('vanishing'); if (S.gone.has(id)) t.style.display = 'none'; }, 1250); };
   if (say) { const b = t.querySelector('.bubble'), line = byeLine(id); b.innerHTML = `<small>👋</small>${esc(line)}`; t.classList.add('bye'); t._byeT = setTimeout(go, 1500); } else go();   // a short goodbye before the poof
 }
@@ -1181,7 +1177,7 @@ const mouths = new Map();
 function startTalk(id, text, label) {
   const t = $('#t-' + id); if (!t) return;
   if (S.present && S.present !== id) hidePresent();
-  if (!S.speakers.size && !(S.focusLock > Date.now())) setFocus(id); S.gone.delete(id); if (S.doneAt[id] != null) S.doneAt[id] = S.clock; t.style.display = ''; t.classList.add('speaking'); S.speakers.add(id); S.say[id] = { text, label }; AUD.duck(true); if (id === 'user' && [...S.speakers].some((x) => x !== 'user')) MEME.fire('interrupt'); MEME.fire('talk', { id, text });
+  if (!S.speakers.size && !(S.focusLock > Date.now())) setFocus(id); S.gone.delete(id); if (S.doneAt[id] != null) S.doneAt[id] = S.clock; t.style.display = ''; t.classList.add('speaking'); S.speakers.add(id); S.say[id] = { text, label }; AUD.duck(true);
   const shown0 = pieces(text), first = shown0.length > 1 ? shown0[0] : text; const b = t.querySelector('.bubble'); b.innerHTML = (label ? `<small>${esc(label)}</small>` : '') + esc(first);
   if (S.present === id) { $('#pcap').textContent = first; $('#pcam').classList.add('speaking'); }
   const m = t.querySelector('.mouthE'); let open = false; clearInterval(mouths.get(id));
@@ -1198,9 +1194,9 @@ setInterval(() => {   // now and then a busy agent has a little thought; never w
   if (!prefs.banter || !S.playing || S.speakers.size || document.hidden) return; const busy = Object.keys(S.agents).filter((id) => id !== 'user' && agentState(id, Date.now()).k === 'working' && $('#t-' + id) && $('#t-' + id).style.display !== 'none');
   if (busy.length && Math.random() < 0.5) { const id = busy[Math.floor(Math.random() * busy.length)], tl = S.lastTool[id] || ''; thought(id, /^Bash/.test(tl) ? '⌨️' : /^(Grep|Glob|Read)/.test(tl) ? '🔍' : ['💭', '🎧', '🧠', '☕', '🎵'][Math.floor(Math.random() * 5)]); }
 }, 7000);
-function oops(id) { MEME.fire('fail', { id }); if (!prefs.banter || !S.playing || S.recomputing) return; const t = $('#t-' + id); if (!t || t.style.display === 'none' || (t._oops && Date.now() - t._oops < 4000)) return; t._oops = Date.now(); t.classList.remove('oops'); void t.offsetWidth; t.classList.add('oops'); thought(id, '😬'); }
+function oops(id) { if (!prefs.banter || !S.playing || S.recomputing) return; const t = $('#t-' + id); if (!t || t.style.display === 'none' || (t._oops && Date.now() - t._oops < 4000)) return; t._oops = Date.now(); t.classList.remove('oops'); void t.offsetWidth; t.classList.add('oops'); thought(id, '😬'); }
 function confetti() {
-  MEME.fire('win'); if (!prefs.banter || document.hidden) return; const box = $('#center'), cols = ['#f5c04a', '#7c9cff', '#ff7a6b', '#5ad19a', '#c58bff'];
+  if (!prefs.banter || document.hidden) return; const box = $('#center'), cols = ['#f5c04a', '#7c9cff', '#ff7a6b', '#5ad19a', '#c58bff'];
   for (let i = 0; i < 26; i++) { const c = document.createElement('i'); c.className = 'confetti'; c.style.left = Math.random() * 100 + '%'; c.style.background = cols[i % cols.length]; c.style.animationDelay = Math.random() * 0.6 + 's'; c.style.animationDuration = 1.8 + Math.random() * 1.4 + 's'; box.appendChild(c); setTimeout(() => c.remove(), 4200); }
 }
 function stopTalk(id) {
@@ -1382,7 +1378,7 @@ async function react(ev, token) {
   if (!S.agents[who]) return; startTalk(who, line, ev.kind === 'order' && prefs.banter ? '💬' : '🎬'); await speakLine(line, S.agents[who], true, token); stopTalk(who);
 }
 async function card(text, sub, ms = 2500) {
-  MEME.fire('card', { text });
+ 
   const c = $('#card'); c.innerHTML = `<div><h1>${esc(text)}</h1><p>${esc(sub || '')}</p></div>`; c.classList.add('on'); AUD.tone(392, .5, 'triangle', .12); AUD.tone(523, .6, 'triangle', .12, .25);
   await sleep(ms / Math.min(2, spd())); c.classList.remove('on');
 }
@@ -1414,7 +1410,7 @@ async function run(i) {
     if (ev.kind === 'usage' || ev.kind === 'compact') { if (ev.kind === 'compact' && S.live && prefs.banter) toast(`${nameOf(ev.agent)}: ${L('contexte compacté 🗜', 'context compacted 🗜')}`); i++; continue; }
     if (ev.kind === 'finish') { applyStatus(ev); paintStatus(); i++; continue; }
     if (ev.kind === 'results') { applyResults(ev, S.boost > 1); await sleep((S.demo ? 900 : S.live ? 30 : 80) / spd()); i++; continue; }
-    if (ev.kind === 'tools') { applyStatus(ev); tickTools(ev); AUD.click(); OFFICE.kick(ev.tools[ev.tools.length - 1].name); MEME.fire('tool', { id: ev.agent }); paintStatus(); await sleep((S.demo ? 1100 : S.live ? 110 : 250) / spd()); i++; continue; }
+    if (ev.kind === 'tools') { applyStatus(ev); tickTools(ev); AUD.click(); OFFICE.kick(ev.tools[ev.tools.length - 1].name); paintStatus(); await sleep((S.demo ? 1100 : S.live ? 110 : 250) / spd()); i++; continue; }
     const group = [ev]; let j = i + 1;   // sub-agents talking back-to-back were running in parallel: they talk over each other
     if (isSub(ev.agent) && ev.kind !== 'order') {
       while (j < Math.min(S.events.length, i + 28) && group.length < 3) {
@@ -1427,14 +1423,14 @@ async function run(i) {
       }
     }
     if (FR() && !S.hurry) { prefetchTr(i); await Promise.race([ensureTr(group.map((g) => baseText(g))), sleep(S.live ? 7000 : 14000)]); if (token !== S.token) return; }
-    if (group.length >= 3) MEME.fire('combo', { ids: group.map((g) => g.agent) });
+    if (group.length >= 3)
     prefetchQuips(i); warmTTS(i);
     const playOne = (g) => {
       applyStatus(g);
       const label = g.kind === 'order' ? `${L('pour', 'to')} ${nameOf(g.to)}` : g.kind === 'report' ? `${L('rapport à', 'report to')} ${nameOf(g.to)}` : '', line = spoken(g);
       startTalk(g.agent, line, label);
-      if (g.kind === 'order') { S.status[g.to] = 'working'; AUD.join(); MEME.fire('order', { from: g.agent, to: g.to }); setTimeout(() => { paintStatus(); fly(g.agent, g.to, '📨'); popTile(g.to); }, 30); }
-      if (g.kind === 'report') { AUD.ding(); MEME.fire('report', { from: g.agent, to: g.to }); setTimeout(() => { fly(g.agent, g.to, '✅'); popTile(g.agent); }, 30); }
+      if (g.kind === 'order') { S.status[g.to] = 'working'; AUD.join(); setTimeout(() => { paintStatus(); fly(g.agent, g.to, '📨'); popTile(g.to); }, 30); }
+      if (g.kind === 'report') { AUD.ding(); setTimeout(() => { fly(g.agent, g.to, '✅'); popTile(g.agent); }, 30); }
       return speakLine(clipSpeech(line, S.pace), S.agents[g.agent], true, token, FR() && trMem.has(baseText(g))).then(() => stopTalk(g.agent));
     };
     let plays; if (S.live) { plays = []; let chain = Promise.resolve(); for (const g of group) { chain = chain.then(() => (token === S.token ? playOne(g) : null)); plays.push(chain); } } else plays = group.map(playOne);   // live: one voice at a time so each can be heard; replay keeps the overlapping chatter
@@ -1675,7 +1671,7 @@ $('#langSel').onchange = () => setLang($('#langSel').value, true);
 $('#charReload').onclick = async () => { await loadChars(); for (const k in imgCache) delete imgCache[k]; for (const id in S.agents) S.agents[id].custom = customFor(id); buildStage(); paintStatus(); renderCharInfo(); };
 $('#charOpen').onclick = () => window.parent.postMessage({ agentStandup: 'openCharacters' }, '*');
 $('#modeSeg').onclick = (e) => { const b = e.target.closest('button'); if (b) setMode(b.dataset.m); };
-$('#menu').onclick = (e) => { const b = e.target.closest('.mi[data-t]'); if (!b) return; prefs[b.dataset.t] = !prefs[b.dataset.t]; savePrefs(); if (prefs[b.dataset.t] && ['voice', 'office', 'music', 'notify', 'meme'].includes(b.dataset.t)) claimAudio(); b.querySelector('.sw').classList.toggle('on', prefs[b.dataset.t]); AUD.apply(); if (b.dataset.t === 'office') $('#officeBox').style.display = prefs.office ? '' : 'none'; if (b.dataset.t === 'meme') { $('#memeBox').style.display = prefs.meme ? '' : 'none'; if (prefs.meme) { claimAudio(); AUD.init(); } MEME.apply(); } if (b.dataset.t === 'reactions') document.body.classList.toggle('react', prefs.reactions); if (b.dataset.t === 'roster') { document.body.classList.toggle('rost', prefs.roster); paintStates(); } if (b.dataset.t === 'notify' && prefs.notify) askNotify(); if (b.dataset.t === 'vanish' && !prefs.vanish) { S.gone.clear(); paintStatus(); }
+$('#menu').onclick = (e) => { const b = e.target.closest('.mi[data-t]'); if (!b) return; prefs[b.dataset.t] = !prefs[b.dataset.t]; savePrefs(); if (prefs[b.dataset.t] && ['voice', 'office', 'music', 'notify'].includes(b.dataset.t)) claimAudio(); b.querySelector('.sw').classList.toggle('on', prefs[b.dataset.t]); AUD.apply(); if (b.dataset.t === 'office') $('#officeBox').style.display = prefs.office ? '' : 'none'; if (b.dataset.t === 'reactions') document.body.classList.toggle('react', prefs.reactions); if (b.dataset.t === 'roster') { document.body.classList.toggle('rost', prefs.roster); paintStates(); } if (b.dataset.t === 'notify' && prefs.notify) askNotify(); if (b.dataset.t === 'vanish' && !prefs.vanish) { S.gone.clear(); paintStatus(); }
   if (b.dataset.t === 'music') { $('#musicBox').style.display = prefs.music ? '' : 'none'; if (prefs.music) { AUD.init(); AUD.apply(); } } };
 $('#station').innerHTML = STATIONS.map((s) => `<option value="${s.id}">📻 ${s.name}</option>`).join('');
 $('#station').value = prefs.station; $('#musicVol').value = prefs.musicVol; $('#musicBox').style.display = prefs.music ? '' : 'none';
@@ -1690,17 +1686,13 @@ async function kokoroUI() {
   b.disabled = st.installing || !st.npm; b.textContent = st.installing ? L('Installation…', 'Installing…') : L(`Installer (${st.sizeMb} Mo)`, `Install (${st.sizeMb} MB)`);
   h.textContent = st.installing ? L('Téléchargement en cours, vous pouvez continuer : les voix du système servent en attendant.', 'Downloading, you can carry on: system voices are used meanwhile.')
     : st.error ? st.error : !st.npm && !st.installed ? L('npm est introuvable : installez Node.js pour activer cette option.', 'npm not found: install Node.js to enable this option.')
-    : st.installed ? (st.gaveUp ? L('Le moteur s’est arrêté : les voix du système servent à la place.', 'The engine stopped: system voices are used instead.') : st.ready ? L('Voix prêtes.', 'Voices ready.') : L('Chargement du modèle (téléchargé au premier usage, environ 155 Mo)…', 'Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 155 MB)…'))
+    : st.installed ? (st.gaveUp ? L('Le moteur s’est arrêté : les voix du système servent à la place.', 'The engine stopped: system voices are used instead.') : st.ready ? L('Voix prêtes.', 'Voices ready.') : L('Chargement du modèle (téléchargé au premier usage, environ 305 Mo)…', 'Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 305 MB)…'))
     : L('Voix locales de bonne qualité, en anglais surtout (une seule voix française). Gratuit, rien n’est envoyé nulle part.', 'Good-quality local voices, mostly English (one French voice). Free, nothing leaves your machine.');
   if ((st.installing || (st.installed && !st.ready && !st.gaveUp)) && !kokoroTimer) kokoroTimer = setInterval(async () => { await kokoroUI(); }, 2500);
   if (!st.installing && (st.ready || st.gaveUp || !st.installed) && kokoroTimer) { clearInterval(kokoroTimer); kokoroTimer = null; if (st.ready && TTS.engine !== 'kokoro') TTS.init(); }
 }
 $('#kokoroInstall').onclick = async () => { try { await fetch('/api/kokoro/install', { method: 'POST' }); } catch {} kokoroUI(); };
 kokoroUI();
-const showMemeLvl = () => { const l = prefs.memeLevel ?? 11; $('#memeLvl').value = l; $('#memeLvlVal').textContent = l + ' / 11' + (l === 11 ? ' 🔥' : ''); }; showMemeLvl();
-$('#memeLvl').oninput = (e) => { prefs.memeLevel = +e.target.value; savePrefs(); showMemeLvl(); };
-$('#memeVol').value = prefs.memeVol ?? 0.8; $('#memeBox').style.display = prefs.meme ? '' : 'none';
-$('#memeVol').oninput = (e) => { prefs.memeVol = +e.target.value; savePrefs(); MEME.apply(); };
 $('#officeVol').value = prefs.officeVol; $('#officeBox').style.display = prefs.office ? '' : 'none';
 $('#officeVol').oninput = (e) => { prefs.officeVol = +e.target.value; savePrefs(); AUD.applyMusic(); };
 $('#musicVol').oninput = (e) => { prefs.musicVol = +e.target.value; savePrefs(); AUD.applyMusic(); };
@@ -1728,14 +1720,13 @@ if (EMBED) $('#mBrowser').style.display = '';
 
 (async function init() {
   if (!LANGS.some((l) => l[0] === prefs.lang)) prefs.lang = 'en'; await loadLocale(prefs.lang); await loadChars();
-  document.body.classList.toggle('rost', prefs.roster !== false); document.body.classList.toggle('react', !!prefs.reactions); setView(prefs.view); applyLang(); MEME.apply(); applyMute(); TTS.init().then(updateHint);
+  document.body.classList.toggle('rost', prefs.roster !== false); document.body.classList.toggle('react', !!prefs.reactions); setView(prefs.view); applyLang(); applyMute(); TTS.init().then(updateHint);
   loadHealth().then(() => {   // French by default only if translation can actually work; otherwise stay in English without a warning
     const h = S.health || {};
     if (!prefs.langChosen && FR() && h.claude === null && !h.apiKey) { prefs.lang = 'en'; applyLang(); }
     if (FR()) fetch('/api/warm').catch(() => {});
   });
   if (Q.get('lang')) { await setLang(Q.get('lang'), false); }
-  if (Q.get('meme') === '1') { prefs.meme = true; $('#memeBox').style.display = ''; MEME.apply(); }   // a link can force meme mode (demo links)   // not saved: lets a link force a language
   if (Q.get('demo')) {
     if (Q.get('view') === 'tree') setView('tree');
     await setMode('demo'); if (Q.get('speed')) $('#speed').value = Q.get('speed');

package/public/locales/de.json

@@ -166,13 +166,10 @@
  "custom character(s) loaded": "eigene Figur(en) geladen",
  "Drop your pixel art (PNG) in this folder to replace the characters:": "Leg deine Pixel-Art (PNG) in diesen Ordner, um die Figuren zu ersetzen:",
  "lead.png = the lead · you.png = you · others = the sub-agents · name-talk.png = open mouth": "lead.png = Hauptagent · you.png = du · andere = Subagenten · name-talk.png = offener Mund",
- "🔥 Meme mode (unhinged)": "🔥 Meme-Modus (völlig überdreht)",
  "Downloading, you can carry on: system voices are used meanwhile.": "Wird heruntergeladen, du kannst weitermachen: bis dahin kommen die Systemstimmen zum Einsatz.",
- "Effects volume": "Lautstärke der Effekte",
  "Good-quality local voices, mostly English (one French voice). Free, nothing leaves your machine.": "Lokale Stimmen in guter Qualität, vor allem Englisch (nur eine französische Stimme). Kostenlos, nichts verlässt deinen Rechner.",
  "Installing…": "Installation läuft…",
- "Intensity": "Intensität",
- "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 155 MB)…": "Modell wird geladen (beim ersten Mal heruntergeladen, etwa 155 MB)…",
+ "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 305 MB)…": "Modell wird geladen (beim ersten Mal heruntergeladen, etwa 305 MB)…",
  "npm not found: install Node.js to enable this option.": "npm nicht gefunden: Installiere Node.js, um diese Option zu nutzen.",
  "The engine stopped: system voices are used instead.": "Die Engine wurde beendet: stattdessen kommen die Systemstimmen zum Einsatz.",
  "Very natural voices (installs on demand)": "Sehr natürliche Stimmen (werden bei Bedarf installiert)",

package/public/locales/en.json

@@ -8,7 +8,6 @@
  "☕ This dev was replaced by his agents — buy him a coffee": "☕ This dev was replaced by his agents — buy him a coffee",
  "🎞 Export video": "🎞 Export video",
  "📋 Recap": "📋 Recap",
- "🔥 Meme mode (unhinged)": "🔥 Meme mode (unhinged)",
  "Agent voices": "Agent voices",
  "Agents": "Agents",
  "Agents list (left)": "Agents list (left)",
@@ -47,7 +46,6 @@
  "duration": "duration",
  "Editing ": "Editing ",
  "Editor": "Editor",
- "Effects volume": "Effects volume",
  "EPISODE 1": "EPISODE 1",
  "Episode recap": "Episode recap",
  "errors": "errors",
@@ -65,7 +63,6 @@
  "idle": "idle",
  "input": "input",
  "Installing…": "Installing…",
- "Intensity": "Intensity",
  "is sharing their screen": "is sharing their screen",
  "Join the call": "Join the call",
  "Language": "Language",
@@ -76,7 +73,7 @@
  "lines": "lines",
  "Listing ": "Listing ",
  "Little lines & animations": "Little lines & animations",
- "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 155 MB)…": "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 155 MB)…",
+ "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 305 MB)…": "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 305 MB)…",
  "longest wait ": "longest wait ",
  "Looking for a tool": "Looking for a tool",
  "looping?": "looping?",

package/public/locales/es.json

@@ -166,13 +166,10 @@
  "custom character(s) loaded": "personaje(s) propio(s) cargado(s)",
  "Drop your pixel art (PNG) in this folder to replace the characters:": "Suelta tu pixel art (PNG) en esta carpeta para reemplazar los personajes:",
  "lead.png = the lead · you.png = you · others = the sub-agents · name-talk.png = open mouth": "lead.png = el agente principal · you.png = tú · el resto = los subagentes · name-talk.png = boca abierta",
- "🔥 Meme mode (unhinged)": "🔥 Modo meme (desmadre total)",
  "Downloading, you can carry on: system voices are used meanwhile.": "Descargando, puedes seguir: mientras tanto se usan las voces del sistema.",
- "Effects volume": "Volumen de los efectos",
  "Good-quality local voices, mostly English (one French voice). Free, nothing leaves your machine.": "Voces locales de buena calidad, sobre todo en inglés (una sola voz en francés). Gratis, nada sale de tu equipo.",
  "Installing…": "Instalando…",
- "Intensity": "Intensidad",
- "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 155 MB)…": "Cargando el modelo (se descarga la primera vez, unos 155 MB)…",
+ "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 305 MB)…": "Cargando el modelo (se descarga la primera vez, unos 305 MB)…",
  "npm not found: install Node.js to enable this option.": "No se encontró npm: instala Node.js para activar esta opción.",
  "The engine stopped: system voices are used instead.": "El motor se detuvo: se usan las voces del sistema.",
  "Very natural voices (installs on demand)": "Voces muy naturales (se instalan bajo demanda)",

package/public/locales/ja.json

@@ -166,13 +166,10 @@
  "custom character(s) loaded": "件のカスタムキャラクターを読み込みました",
  "Drop your pixel art (PNG) in this folder to replace the characters:": "このフォルダにドット絵（PNG）を入れると、キャラクターを差し替えられます:",
  "lead.png = the lead · you.png = you · others = the sub-agents · name-talk.png = open mouth": "lead.png = メインエージェント · you.png = あなた · それ以外 = サブエージェント · name-talk.png = 口を開けた状態",
- "🔥 Meme mode (unhinged)": "🔥 ミームモード（やりすぎ）",
  "Downloading, you can carry on: system voices are used meanwhile.": "ダウンロード中です。そのまま作業を続けられます。それまではシステム音声を使います。",
- "Effects volume": "効果音の音量",
  "Good-quality local voices, mostly English (one French voice). Free, nothing leaves your machine.": "品質の良いローカル音声（主に英語、フランス語は1種類のみ）。無料で、データがPCの外に出ることはありません。",
  "Installing…": "インストール中…",
- "Intensity": "強度",
- "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 155 MB)…": "モデルを読み込み中（初回使用時にダウンロード、約155 MB）…",
+ "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 305 MB)…": "モデルを読み込み中（初回使用時にダウンロード、約305 MB）…",
  "npm not found: install Node.js to enable this option.": "npm が見つかりません。このオプションを使うには Node.js をインストールしてください。",
  "The engine stopped: system voices are used instead.": "エンジンが停止しました。代わりにシステム音声を使います。",
  "Very natural voices (installs on demand)": "とても自然な音声（必要時にインストール）",

package/public/locales/pt-BR.json

@@ -166,13 +166,10 @@
  "You": "Você",
  "Your agents are done 🎉": "Seus agentes terminaram 🎉",
  "your turn": "sua vez",
- "🔥 Meme mode (unhinged)": "🔥 Modo meme (sem noção)",
  "Downloading, you can carry on: system voices are used meanwhile.": "Baixando, pode continuar: enquanto isso, as vozes do sistema são usadas.",
- "Effects volume": "Volume dos efeitos",
  "Good-quality local voices, mostly English (one French voice). Free, nothing leaves your machine.": "Vozes locais de boa qualidade, principalmente em inglês (só uma voz em francês). Grátis, nada sai do seu computador.",
  "Installing…": "Instalando…",
- "Intensity": "Intensidade",
- "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 155 MB)…": "Carregando o modelo (baixado no primeiro uso, cerca de 155 MB)…",
+ "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 305 MB)…": "Carregando o modelo (baixado no primeiro uso, cerca de 305 MB)…",
  "npm not found: install Node.js to enable this option.": "npm não encontrado: instale o Node.js para ativar esta opção.",
  "The engine stopped: system voices are used instead.": "O mecanismo parou: as vozes do sistema são usadas no lugar.",
  "Very natural voices (installs on demand)": "Vozes muito naturais (instaladas sob demanda)",

package/public/locales/zh-CN.json

@@ -166,13 +166,10 @@
  "custom character(s) loaded": "个自定义角色已加载",
  "Drop your pixel art (PNG) in this folder to replace the characters:": "把你的像素画（PNG）放进此文件夹即可替换角色：",
  "lead.png = the lead · you.png = you · others = the sub-agents · name-talk.png = open mouth": "lead.png = 主代理 · you.png = 你 · 其他 = 子代理 · name-talk.png = 张嘴",
- "🔥 Meme mode (unhinged)": "🔥 梗图模式（彻底放飞）",
  "Downloading, you can carry on: system voices are used meanwhile.": "正在下载，你可以继续使用：期间会使用系统语音。",
- "Effects volume": "音效音量",
  "Good-quality local voices, mostly English (one French voice). Free, nothing leaves your machine.": "高质量的本地语音，以英语为主（法语只有一种声音）。免费，数据不会离开你的电脑。",
  "Installing…": "正在安装…",
- "Intensity": "强度",
- "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 155 MB)…": "正在加载模型（首次使用时下载，约 155 MB）…",
+ "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 305 MB)…": "正在加载模型（首次使用时下载，约 305 MB）…",
  "npm not found: install Node.js to enable this option.": "未找到 npm：请安装 Node.js 以启用此选项。",
  "The engine stopped: system voices are used instead.": "引擎已停止：改用系统语音。",
  "Very natural voices (installs on demand)": "超自然语音（按需安装）",

package/public/locales/zh-TW.json

@@ -166,13 +166,10 @@
  "You": "你",
  "Your agents are done 🎉": "你的代理都完成了 🎉",
  "your turn": "換你了",
- "🔥 Meme mode (unhinged)": "🔥 迷因模式（完全失控）",
  "Downloading, you can carry on: system voices are used meanwhile.": "下載中，你可以繼續使用：這段時間會先用系統語音。",
- "Effects volume": "音效音量",
  "Good-quality local voices, mostly English (one French voice). Free, nothing leaves your machine.": "品質不錯的本機語音，以英文為主（法文只有一種聲音）。免費，資料不會離開你的電腦。",
  "Installing…": "安裝中…",
- "Intensity": "強度",
- "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 155 MB)…": "正在載入模型（第一次使用時下載，約 155 MB）…",
+ "Loading the model (downloaded on first use, about 305 MB)…": "正在載入模型（第一次使用時下載，約 305 MB）…",
  "npm not found: install Node.js to enable this option.": "找不到 npm：請安裝 Node.js 才能啟用此選項。",
  "The engine stopped: system voices are used instead.": "引擎已停止：改用系統語音。",
  "Very natural voices (installs on demand)": "超自然語音（需要時才安裝）",

package/server.js

@@ -461,7 +461,8 @@ function tts(text, voice, rate, engine) {
   if (ttsJobs.has(key)) return ttsJobs.get(key);
   fs.mkdirSync(ttsDir, { recursive: true });
   const tmp = file + '.part.wav';
-  const job = (kk ? kokoro.synth(text, voice, kokoro.speedFor(rate), tmp) : synthesize(voice, rate, text, tmp)).then(() => { fs.renameSync(tmp, file); return file; }).finally(() => ttsJobs.delete(key));
+  const job = (kk ? kokoro.synth(text, voice, kokoro.speedFor(rate), tmp).catch((e) => { const vs = listVoices(), v = vs.voices.find((x) => x.locale.startsWith((voice.startsWith('ff_') ? 'fr' : 'en') + '_')); if (!v) throw e; return synthesize(v.name, rate, text, tmp); }) : synthesize(voice, rate, text, tmp))   // a line Kokoro cannot make goes to a system voice instead of being dropped
+    .then(() => { fs.renameSync(tmp, file); return file; }).finally(() => ttsJobs.delete(key));
   ttsJobs.set(key, job); return job;
 }
 

package/public/meme.css

@@ -1,60 +0,0 @@
-/* Meme mode (public/meme.js). Everything hangs off body.meme or lives in #memeLayer, so this file is inert while the mode is off. */
-#memeLayer { position:absolute; inset:0; z-index:12; pointer-events:none; overflow:hidden; display:none }
-body.meme #memeLayer { display:block }
-.mm { position:absolute; font-family:Impact,"Arial Black",Anton,"Helvetica Neue",sans-serif; will-change:transform,opacity }
-
-/* Impact text slamming in, then drifting off */
-.mm.slam { transform:translate(-50%,-50%); text-transform:uppercase; font-weight:900; letter-spacing:.5px; line-height:1; white-space:nowrap; max-width:92%; overflow:hidden; text-overflow:ellipsis; -webkit-text-stroke:2px #000; paint-order:stroke fill; text-shadow:4px 4px 0 #000, -2px -2px 0 #000, 0 0 18px rgba(0,0,0,.6); animation:mmSlam 1.4s cubic-bezier(.2,1.6,.4,1) forwards }
-@keyframes mmSlam { 0% { transform:translate(-50%,-50%) rotate(var(--rot,0deg)) scale(4); opacity:0; filter:blur(6px) } 18% { transform:translate(-50%,-50%) rotate(var(--rot,0deg)) scale(1); opacity:1; filter:none } 80% { transform:translate(-50%,-50%) rotate(var(--rot,0deg)) scale(1.08); opacity:1 } 100% { transform:translate(-50%,-50%) rotate(var(--rot,0deg)) scale(1.6); opacity:0 } }
-
-/* top text / bottom text */
-.mm.tb { inset:0; display:flex; flex-direction:column; justify-content:space-between; align-items:center; padding:3% 4%; text-align:center; animation:mmFade 2.2s forwards }
-.mm.tb div { font-size:clamp(28px,6vw,72px); line-height:1; color:#fff; text-transform:uppercase; -webkit-text-stroke:2px #000; paint-order:stroke fill; text-shadow:3px 3px 0 #000; animation:mmPunch .5s cubic-bezier(.2,1.6,.4,1) backwards }
-.mm.tb .bot { animation-delay:.25s }
-@keyframes mmPunch { from { transform:scale(3); opacity:0 } }
-@keyframes mmFade { 0%, 80% { opacity:1 } 100% { opacity:0 } }
-
-/* lens flare: a spinning rainbow disc, screen-blended */
-.mm.flare { transform:translate(-50%,-50%); border-radius:50%; mix-blend-mode:screen; opacity:.9; background:conic-gradient(from 0deg,#ff0040,#ff8a00,#ffe600,#3bff6e,#52d8ff,#8a5cff,#ff0040); -webkit-mask:radial-gradient(circle,#000 0,rgba(0,0,0,.6) 25%,transparent 70%); mask:radial-gradient(circle,#000 0,rgba(0,0,0,.6) 25%,transparent 70%); animation:mmFlare 1.6s ease-out forwards }
-@keyframes mmFlare { 0% { transform:translate(-50%,-50%) rotate(0) scale(.2); opacity:0 } 25% { opacity:.95 } 100% { transform:translate(-50%,-50%) rotate(540deg) scale(1.4); opacity:0 } }
-
-/* hitmarker */
-.mm.hit { transform:translate(-50%,-50%); color:#fff; font-size:42px; line-height:1; text-shadow:0 0 4px #000, 2px 2px 0 #000; animation:mmHit .7s ease-out forwards }
-@keyframes mmHit { 0% { transform:translate(-50%,-50%) scale(2.2); opacity:1 } 40% { transform:translate(-50%,-50%) scale(1) } 100% { transform:translate(-50%,-50%) scale(.9); opacity:0 } }
-
-/* emoji rain, colour flash, star wipe */
-.mm.rain { top:-50px; line-height:1; filter:drop-shadow(0 3px 4px rgba(0,0,0,.5)); animation:mmRain 2.4s ease-in forwards }
-@keyframes mmRain { to { transform:translateY(120vh) rotate(720deg) } }
-.mm.flash { inset:0; animation:mmFlash .11s ease-out forwards }
-@keyframes mmFlash { from { opacity:1 } to { opacity:0 } }
-.mm.wipe { inset:-20%; background:#fff }
-.mm.wipe.star { clip-path:polygon(50% 0%,61% 35%,98% 35%,68% 57%,79% 91%,50% 70%,21% 91%,32% 57%,2% 35%,39% 35%); background:conic-gradient(#ff0040,#ffe600,#3bff6e,#52d8ff,#ff5cf0,#ff0040); animation:mmStar 1.3s ease-in-out forwards }
-@keyframes mmStar { 0% { transform:scale(0) rotate(0) } 45% { transform:scale(3) rotate(180deg) } 55% { transform:scale(3) rotate(200deg) } 100% { transform:scale(0) rotate(360deg) } }
-
-/* deal with it, Illuminati, to be continued */
-.mm.shades { transform:translate(-50%,0); line-height:1; filter:drop-shadow(0 4px 6px rgba(0,0,0,.6)); animation:mmShades .6s cubic-bezier(.3,1.5,.5,1) forwards }
-@keyframes mmShades { from { transform:translate(-50%,-120px); opacity:0 } to { transform:translate(-50%,var(--fall,40px)); opacity:1 } }
-.mm.tri { left:50%; top:45%; width:220px; height:190px; margin:-95px 0 0 -110px; animation:mmTri 2.6s ease-in-out forwards }
-.mm.tri i { display:block; width:0; height:0; border-left:110px solid transparent; border-right:110px solid transparent; border-bottom:190px solid #3bff6e; filter:drop-shadow(0 0 24px #3bff6e) }
-.mm.tri span { position:absolute; left:50%; top:110px; transform:translate(-50%,-50%); font-size:60px; line-height:1 }
-@keyframes mmTri { 0% { transform:scale(0) rotate(-180deg); opacity:0 } 30% { transform:scale(1) rotate(0); opacity:1 } 85% { transform:scale(1.1) rotate(20deg); opacity:1 } 100% { transform:scale(3) rotate(40deg); opacity:0 } }
-#center.mm-freeze #stage, #center.mm-freeze #present, #center.mm-freeze #roster { filter:sepia(1) contrast(1.2) saturate(.6) }
-.mm.tbc { left:4%; bottom:9%; font-size:clamp(26px,4vw,48px); line-height:1; font-style:italic; color:#fff; -webkit-text-stroke:1px #000; paint-order:stroke fill; text-shadow:3px 3px 0 #000; animation:mmTbc .5s ease-out }
-@keyframes mmTbc { from { transform:translateX(-120%) } }
-
-/* the tiles: punch-in zoom with chromatic aberration, deep-fried pulses */
-body.meme .tile.mm-zoom { animation:mmZoom .5s cubic-bezier(.2,1.5,.4,1); z-index:3 }
-@keyframes mmZoom { 0% { transform:scale(1) } 30% { transform:scale(1.18) rotate(-1.5deg); filter:drop-shadow(-4px 0 0 rgba(255,0,0,.7)) drop-shadow(4px 0 0 rgba(0,180,255,.7)) } 100% { transform:none } }
-body.meme .tile.mm-fry { animation:mmFry .4s steps(2) infinite }
-@keyframes mmFry { 0%, 100% { filter:contrast(1.7) saturate(2.6) brightness(1.1) } 50% { filter:contrast(2.2) saturate(4) brightness(1.2) hue-rotate(15deg) } }
-
-/* the whole call in costume: Impact subtitles, a spinning logo, a rainbow glow round the stage */
-body.meme .bubble, body.meme #pcap { font-family:Impact,"Arial Black",Anton,sans-serif; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:.5px; -webkit-text-stroke:1px #000; paint-order:stroke fill; text-shadow:2px 2px 0 #000; font-size:15px }
-body.meme .tile.focus .bubble { font-size:20px }
-body.meme .brand .logo { animation:mmSpin 2s linear infinite }
-@keyframes mmSpin { to { transform:rotate(360deg) } }
-body.meme #center::after { content:""; position:absolute; inset:0; pointer-events:none; z-index:11; animation:mmGlow 4s linear infinite }
-@keyframes mmGlow { 0% { box-shadow:inset 0 0 50px rgba(255,0,64,.45) } 25% { box-shadow:inset 0 0 50px rgba(255,230,0,.45) } 50% { box-shadow:inset 0 0 50px rgba(59,255,110,.45) } 75% { box-shadow:inset 0 0 50px rgba(82,216,255,.45) } 100% { box-shadow:inset 0 0 50px rgba(255,0,64,.45) } }
-
-/* The switch is an explicit ask for motion, so reduced motion only removes the full-screen flashes and wipes (strobing). */
-@media (prefers-reduced-motion:reduce) { .mm.flash, .mm.wipe { display:none } }

package/public/meme.js

@@ -1,235 +0,0 @@
-// Meme mode: an optional costume over the call.
-// Airhorns, hitmarkers, lens flares, Impact captions, vine booms, sad trombones, star wipes, emoji rain. It never changes
-// what is shown or said, only how loudly. Off by default (⚙ → 🔥 Meme mode), intensity 1–11.
-//
-// Loaded before the page's own script. It reads that script's globals (prefs, S, AUD) at call time only: classic scripts
-// share one global lexical scope, and nothing here runs before the page has started playing. The pure parts (CORE) have no DOM
-// and also run under `node --test` (test/meme.test.js).
-(function (root) {
-'use strict';
-
-// ---- pure parts: word picking, intensity curve, flash guard, deterministic choice
-const CORE = {
-  hash(s) { let h = 2166136261; for (const c of String(s)) h = Math.imul(h ^ c.charCodeAt(0), 16777619); return h >>> 0; },
-  pick(list, seed) { return list[(seed >>> 0) % list.length]; },
-  // The loud words of a line, for the kinetic captions: words already in capitals first, then the longest; no duplicates.
-  words(text, max = 3) {
-    const seen = new Set(), out = [];
-    const ws = String(text || '').split(/[^\p{L}\p{N}'’]+/u).map((w) => w.replace(/^['’]+|['’]+$/g, '')).filter((w) => w.length >= 3 && /\p{L}/u.test(w));
-    const score = (w) => (w === w.toUpperCase() ? 100 : 0) + w.length;
-    for (const w of ws.sort((a, b) => score(b) - score(a))) { const k = w.toLowerCase(); if (seen.has(k) || out.length >= max) continue; seen.add(k); out.push(w.toUpperCase()); }
-    return out;
-  },
-  // Intensity 1–11 → how often the optional extras fire, how long each effect rests, how hard the screen shakes, how much rains.
-  scale(level) {
-    const n = Math.round(+level), l = Number.isFinite(n) ? Math.max(1, Math.min(11, n)) : 11, t = (l - 1) / 10;
-    return { level: l, chance: +(0.2 + 0.8 * t).toFixed(3), cooldown: Math.round(6000 - 5400 * t), shake: +(2 + 16 * t).toFixed(1), particles: Math.round(6 + 34 * t) };
-  },
-  // Full-screen flashes are capped whatever the intensity: at most `max` in any `win` ms.
-  FlashGuard: class {
-    constructor(max = 3, win = 1000, now = () => Date.now()) { this.max = max; this.win = win; this.now = now; this.times = []; }
-    ok() { const t = this.now(); this.times = this.times.filter((x) => t - x < this.win); if (this.times.length >= this.max) return false; this.times.push(t); return true; }
-  },
-};
-
-// ---- the mode itself: sounds (WebAudio synth + a few bundled clips) and visuals (#memeLayer over the stage)
-const esc = (s) => String(s).replace(/[&<>"]/g, (c) => ({ '&': '&amp;', '<': '&lt;', '>': '&gt;', '"': '&quot;' }[c]));
-const T = (fr, en) => (typeof prefs !== 'undefined' && prefs.lang === 'fr' ? fr : en);
-const nameOf = (id) => (((typeof S !== 'undefined' && S.agents) || {})[id] || {}).name || id;
-
-const MEME = {
-  CORE, on: false, bus: null, nb: null, clips: new Map(), guard: new CORE.FlashGuard(), last: {}, timer: 0, rm: false,
-  CLIPS: { omg: '/sfx/oh-my-god.mp3', scratch1: '/sfx/scratch-1.mp3', scratch2: '/sfx/scratch-2.mp3', scratch3: '/sfx/scratch-3.mp3' },
-  PAL: ['#fff', '#ffe600', '#ff3b3b', '#3bff6e', '#52d8ff', '#ff5cf0'],
-  WINS: () => ['GG', 'W', 'EZ', 'POGGERS', 'NO SCOPE', 'OH BABY', 'BASED', 'SHEEEESH', 'ABSOLUTE UNIT', 'LET HIM COOK'].concat(T(['BIEN OUEJ', 'C’EST PAS FAUX', 'OKLM', 'MAIS OUI C’EST CLAIR'], [])),
-  FAILS: () => ['BRUH', 'TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY', 'OH NO', 'EMOTIONAL DAMAGE', 'SKILL ISSUE', 'IT’S OVER', 'RIP', 'F IN THE CHAT', 'WHO DID THIS', 'WORKS ON MY MACHINE'].concat(T(['OH LE BOULET', 'C’EST LA CATA', 'MAIS NON'], [])),
-  STALLS: () => ['👁👄👁', T('tout va bien 🔥🐶', 'this is fine 🔥🐶'), 'hello?? 📞', T('⏳ ça vient ça vient', '⏳ any day now'), T('il est en train de CUISINER 🧑‍🍳', 'bro is COOKING 🧑‍🍳'), 'AFK?', T('*grillons*', '*crickets*')],
-  COMBOS: ['WOMBO COMBO', 'OH BABY A TRIPLE', 'TRIPLE KILL', 'HOLY MOLY', 'MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING'],
-
-  // ---------- lifecycle ----------
-  active() { return !!(this.on && typeof S !== 'undefined' && S.playing && !S.recomputing && !document.hidden); },
-  sound() { return !!(this.on && this.bus && typeof AUD !== 'undefined' && AUD.ctx && !AUD.off()); },
-  cfg() { return CORE.scale(typeof prefs !== 'undefined' ? prefs.memeLevel : 11); },
-  roll(k = 1) { return Math.random() < this.cfg().chance * k; },
-  rest(key, mul = 1) { const now = performance.now(); if (now < (this.last[key] || 0)) return false; this.last[key] = now + this.cfg().cooldown * mul; return true; },
-  apply() {   // called when the switch, the mute state or the audio ownership changes, and once at start-up
-    this.on = !!(typeof prefs !== 'undefined' && prefs.meme);
-    document.body.classList.toggle('meme', this.on);
-    this.rm = !!(root.matchMedia && root.matchMedia('(prefers-reduced-motion: reduce)').matches);   // the switch asks for motion; reduced motion only turns off flashes and wipes
-    this.ensureBus(); if (this.bus) this.bus.gain.value = this.sound() ? (prefs.memeVol ?? 0.8) : 0;
-    if (this.on && !this.timer) this.timer = setInterval(() => this.tick(), 4000);
-    if (!this.on) { clearInterval(this.timer); this.timer = 0; const l = document.getElementById('memeLayer'); if (l) l.innerHTML = ''; document.querySelectorAll('.mm-fry, .mm-zoom').forEach((t) => t.classList.remove('mm-fry', 'mm-zoom')); }
-  },
-  ensureBus() { if (this.bus || typeof AUD === 'undefined' || !AUD.ctx) return; const c = AUD.ctx; this.bus = c.createGain(); this.bus.connect(c.destination); if (AUD.rec) this.bus.connect(AUD.rec); },   // into the export mix too
-  fire(kind, info = {}) { if (!this.active()) return; try { this.ensureBus(); const h = this.ON[kind]; if (h) h.call(this, info); } catch {} },
-  tick() {   // stalled agents (the tiles the page already marks .slow / .quiet) get crickets
-    if (!this.active()) return; const stuck = [...document.querySelectorAll('#stage .tile.quiet, #stage .tile.slow')].filter((t) => t.style.display !== 'none');
-    if (!stuck.length || !this.roll(0.5) || !this.rest('stall', 4)) return;
-    const t = stuck[Math.floor(Math.random() * stuck.length)], id = t.id.slice(2), r = this.rect(id); this.crickets();
-    this.slam(CORE.pick(this.STALLS(), CORE.hash(id + ((Date.now() / 10000) | 0))), { size: 30, left: r && r.cx + 'px', top: r && r.y + 'px', ms: 2500 });
-  },
-
-  // ---------- what each event does ----------
-  ON: {
-    talk(i) { if (i.id === 'user') return this.ON.user.call(this, i); if (!this.rest('talk', 0.5)) return; this.zoom(i.id); if (this.roll()) this.kinetic(i.text); if (this.cfg().level >= 9 && this.roll(0.6)) this.fry(i.id); },
-    interrupt() { this.scratched = performance.now(); this.clip('scratch' + (1 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 3)), () => this.scratch()); },   // the human cut a line being read: a real record scratch
-    user() { if (!this.rest('user', 2)) return; if (performance.now() - (this.scratched || 0) > 2500) this.scratch(); this.topBottom(T('L’HUMAIN EST', 'THE HUMAN HAS'), T('ENTRÉ DANS LE CHAT', 'ENTERED THE CHAT')); this.flash('rgba(255,255,255,.5)'); if (this.roll()) this.rain(['👀', '😳', '🫡'], Math.round(this.cfg().particles / 2)); },
-    order(i) {
-      if (!this.rest('order')) return; this.airhorn(1); const r = this.rect(i.to); if (r) this.flare(r.cx, r.cy, Math.max(200, r.w * 1.2));
-      this.slam(T(`${nameOf(i.to)} DÉPLOYÉ`, `DEPLOYING ${nameOf(i.to)}`), { size: 56, color: '#ffe600' }); if (this.roll(0.5)) this.flash('rgba(255,230,0,.35)');
-    },
-    report(i) {
-      if (!this.rest('report')) return; this.hitmarker(); this.sparkle(); const r = this.rect(i.from);
-      if (r) for (let k = 0; k < 3; k++) setTimeout(() => this.cross(r.x + Math.random() * r.w, r.y + Math.random() * r.h), k * 90);
-      const xp = 100 * (1 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 9)); this.slam(`+${xp} XP`, { size: 40, color: '#3bff6e', left: r && r.cx + 'px', top: r && r.y + 'px' });
-      if (this.roll(0.7)) setTimeout(() => this.active() && this.slam(CORE.pick(this.WINS(), CORE.hash(i.from + xp)), { size: 64 }), 250);
-      if (this.roll(0.45)) { this.airhorn(3); this.flash('rgba(255,255,255,.35)'); }
-      if (this.roll(0.5)) setTimeout(() => this.active() && this.slam('STONKS 📈', { size: 44, color: '#52d8ff', top: '8%' }), 600);
-    },
-    tool(i) {
-      if (!this.roll(0.08) || !this.rest('tool', 0.3)) return; this.hitmarker(); const r = this.rect(i.id); if (!r) return;
-      this.cross(r.cx + (Math.random() - 0.5) * r.w * 0.6, r.cy + (Math.random() - 0.5) * r.h * 0.6); this.slam('+10', { size: 22, left: r.cx + 'px', top: r.cy + 'px', ms: 800 });
-    },
-    fail(i) {
-      if (!this.rest('fail', 1.5)) return; this.shake(1.4); this.flash('rgba(255,0,0,.45)');
-      if (Math.random() < 0.4) this.clip('omg', () => this.boom()); else { this.boom(); setTimeout(() => this.active() && (Math.random() < 0.5 ? this.trombone() : this.bruh()), 450); }
-      this.slam(CORE.pick(this.FAILS(), CORE.hash(i.id + Date.now())), { size: 70, color: '#ff3b3b' });
-      if (this.roll()) this.rain(['💀', '🤡', '🔥', '😭'], Math.round(this.cfg().particles / 2)); const r = this.rect(i.id); if (r && this.roll(0.5)) this.slam('💀', { size: 60, left: r.cx + 'px', top: r.cy + 'px' });
-    },
-    leave(i) {
-      if (!this.rest('leave')) return;
-      if (Math.random() < 0.5) { this.yeet(); this.fling(i.id); const r = this.rect(i.id); this.slam('YEET', { size: 64, color: '#ffe600', left: r && r.cx + 'px', top: r && r.cy + 'px' }); } else { this.sting(); this.freeze(); }
-    },
-    win() {
-      if (!this.rest('win', 4)) return; this.airhorn(3); setTimeout(() => this.active() && this.badumtss(), 1300); setTimeout(() => this.active() && this.sparkle(), 1800);
-      this.rain(['🌮', '🥤', '🔥', '💯', '😂', '🏆']); const l = this.layer().getBoundingClientRect(); for (let k = 0; k < 4; k++) setTimeout(() => this.flare(Math.random() * l.width, Math.random() * l.height, 220 + Math.random() * 220), k * 250);
-      this.triangle(); this.slam(T('MAMAN VIENS VOIR', 'MOM GET THE CAMERA'), { size: 64, color: '#ffe600', top: '20%' }); setTimeout(() => this.shades('main'), 900); this.flash('rgba(255,255,255,.5)'); if (this.roll(0.6)) this.spin();
-    },
-    card() { if (!this.rest('card', 2)) return; this.sting(); this.wipe('star'); },
-    combo(i) {
-      if (!this.rest('combo', 3)) return; this.wub(); setTimeout(() => this.active() && this.ohh(), 300); this.shake(0.8);
-      this.slam(CORE.pick(this.COMBOS, CORE.hash(String(Date.now()))), { size: 80, color: '#ff5cf0', top: '30%' });
-      (i.ids || []).forEach((id, k) => { const r = this.rect(id); if (r) setTimeout(() => this.flare(r.cx, r.cy, r.w * 1.3), k * 150); }); if (this.roll(0.6)) this.spin();
-    },
-  },
-
-  // ---------- sounds: synth patches on the meme bus, plus bundled clips ----------
-  node(type, f) { const o = AUD.ctx.createOscillator(); o.type = type; o.frequency.value = f; return o; },
-  env(t, a, h, r, v) { const g = AUD.ctx.createGain(); g.gain.setValueAtTime(0.0001, t); g.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(v, t + a); g.gain.setValueAtTime(v, t + a + h); g.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.0001, t + a + h + r); return g; },
-  dist(k = 40) { const ws = AUD.ctx.createWaveShaper(), n = 256, curve = new Float32Array(n); for (let i = 0; i < n; i++) { const x = (i / (n - 1)) * 2 - 1; curve[i] = ((3 + k) * x * 20 * (Math.PI / 180)) / (Math.PI + k * Math.abs(x)); } ws.curve = curve; return ws; },
-  noise() { const c = AUD.ctx; if (!this.nb) { this.nb = c.createBuffer(1, c.sampleRate * 2, c.sampleRate); const d = this.nb.getChannelData(0); for (let i = 0; i < d.length; i++) d[i] = Math.random() * 2 - 1; } const s = c.createBufferSource(); s.buffer = this.nb; s.loop = true; return s; },
-  filt(type, f, q = 1) { const b = AUD.ctx.createBiquadFilter(); b.type = type; b.frequency.value = f; b.Q.value = q; return b; },
-  airhorn(n = 1) {   // three detuned saws and a sub square, clipped hard, pitch sliding up into the note; the last of three holds
-    if (!this.sound()) return; const c = AUD.ctx;
-    for (let k = 0; k < n; k++) {
-      const t = c.currentTime + k * 0.32, len = n > 1 && k === n - 1 ? 0.85 : 0.28, g = this.env(t, 0.015, len, 0.15, 0.35), d = this.dist(50), lp = this.filt('lowpass', 2600, 2);
-      [[466, 'sawtooth'], [468.5, 'sawtooth'], [463.5, 'sawtooth'], [233, 'square']].forEach(([f, ty]) => { const o = this.node(ty, f * 0.88); o.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(f, t + 0.06); o.connect(d); o.start(t); o.stop(t + len + 0.2); });
-      d.connect(lp).connect(g).connect(this.bus);
-    }
-  },
-  boom() {   // vine boom: a sine dropping from 120 to 32 Hz with a thud of low noise
-    if (!this.sound()) return; const c = AUD.ctx, t = c.currentTime, o = this.node('sine', 120), g = this.env(t, 0.005, 0.05, 1.3, 0.9); o.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(32, t + 0.5); o.connect(this.dist(8)).connect(g).connect(this.bus); o.start(t); o.stop(t + 1.5);
-    const n = this.noise(), ng = this.env(t, 0.003, 0.03, 0.25, 0.5); n.connect(this.filt('lowpass', 220)).connect(ng).connect(this.bus); n.start(t); n.stop(t + 0.4);
-  },
-  hitmarker() {   // two clicks of bright noise and a tink
-    if (!this.sound()) return; const c = AUD.ctx, t = c.currentTime;
-    for (let k = 0; k < 2; k++) { const at = t + k * 0.045, n = this.noise(), g = this.env(at, 0.002, 0.01, 0.05, 0.35); n.connect(this.filt('highpass', 3800)).connect(g).connect(this.bus); n.start(at); n.stop(at + 0.08); }
-    const o = this.node('sine', 2650), g = this.env(t, 0.002, 0.02, 0.07, 0.18); o.connect(g).connect(this.bus); o.start(t); o.stop(t + 0.12);
-  },
-  trombone() {   // sad trombone: four notes, each sliding down with a closing wah
-    if (!this.sound()) return; const c = AUD.ctx; let t = c.currentTime;
-    [[233, 0.38], [220, 0.38], [208, 0.38], [196, 1.0]].forEach(([f, d]) => {
-      const o = this.node('sawtooth', f), bp = this.filt('bandpass', 900, 2.5); bp.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(380, t + d); o.frequency.setValueAtTime(f, t); o.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(f * 0.94, t + d);
-      const g = this.env(t, 0.04, d - 0.12, 0.1, 0.3); o.connect(bp).connect(g).connect(this.bus); o.start(t); o.stop(t + d + 0.1); t += d + 0.05;
-    });
-  },
-  bruh() {   // one low vowel: two saws through a formant sweep, pitch sagging
-    if (!this.sound()) return; const c = AUD.ctx, t = c.currentTime, bp = this.filt('bandpass', 350, 3); bp.frequency.linearRampToValueAtTime(950, t + 0.12); bp.frequency.linearRampToValueAtTime(260, t + 0.5);
-    [115, 116.5].forEach((f) => { const o = this.node('sawtooth', f); o.frequency.linearRampToValueAtTime(f * 0.74, t + 0.55); o.connect(bp); o.start(t); o.stop(t + 0.65); });
-    bp.connect(this.env(t, 0.03, 0.35, 0.2, 0.45)).connect(this.bus);
-  },
-  sting() {   // dramatic "dun dun dunnn": three minor stabs, the last one held
-    if (!this.sound()) return; const c = AUD.ctx, t0 = c.currentTime;
-    [[0, 0.32, [196, 233, 294]], [0.42, 0.32, [185, 220, 277]], [0.84, 1.6, [147, 175, 220]]].forEach(([at, d, fs]) => {
-      const t = t0 + at, lp = this.filt('lowpass', 1200), g = this.env(t, 0.02, d, 0.3, 0.22);
-      fs.forEach((f) => [this.node('sawtooth', f), this.node('square', f / 2)].forEach((o) => { o.connect(lp); o.start(t); o.stop(t + d + 0.4); })); lp.connect(g).connect(this.bus);
-    });
-  },
-  scratch() {   // record scratch: resonant noise swept down then back up (stands in when the clip cannot be loaded)
-    if (!this.sound()) return; const c = AUD.ctx, t = c.currentTime, n = this.noise(), bp = this.filt('bandpass', 2400, 6); bp.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(300, t + 0.18); bp.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(1800, t + 0.36);
-    n.connect(bp).connect(this.env(t, 0.01, 0.3, 0.08, 0.5)).connect(this.bus); n.start(t); n.stop(t + 0.45);
-  },
-  badumtss() {   // kick, snare, crash
-    if (!this.sound()) return; const c = AUD.ctx, t = c.currentTime;
-    const kick = (at) => { const o = this.node('sine', 160), g = this.env(at, 0.003, 0.03, 0.22, 0.8); o.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(48, at + 0.18); o.connect(g).connect(this.bus); o.start(at); o.stop(at + 0.3); };
-    const snare = (at) => { const n = this.noise(), g = this.env(at, 0.002, 0.03, 0.16, 0.5); n.connect(this.filt('highpass', 1100)).connect(g).connect(this.bus); n.start(at); n.stop(at + 0.25); const o = this.node('triangle', 190), og = this.env(at, 0.002, 0.02, 0.1, 0.4); o.connect(og).connect(this.bus); o.start(at); o.stop(at + 0.15); };
-    const crash = (at) => { const n = this.noise(), g = this.env(at, 0.003, 0.05, 1.4, 0.35); n.connect(this.filt('highpass', 5000)).connect(g).connect(this.bus); n.start(at); n.stop(at + 1.6); };
-    kick(t); snare(t + 0.17); crash(t + 0.36);
-  },
-  sparkle() { if (!this.sound()) return; const t = AUD.ctx.currentTime; [880, 1109, 1319, 1760, 2217].forEach((f, i) => { const at = t + i * 0.06, o = this.node('sine', f), g = this.env(at, 0.005, 0.04, 0.5, 0.14); o.connect(g).connect(this.bus); o.start(at); o.stop(at + 0.6); }); },
-  crickets() {   // three chirps: a high sine chopped at 38 Hz
-    if (!this.sound()) return; const c = AUD.ctx, t = c.currentTime;
-    for (let k = 0; k < 3; k++) { const at = t + k * 0.5, o = this.node('sine', 4300), g = this.env(at, 0.01, 0.12, 0.05, 0.08), lfo = this.node('square', 38), lg = c.createGain(); lg.gain.value = 0.08; lfo.connect(lg).connect(g.gain); o.connect(g).connect(this.bus); o.start(at); lfo.start(at); o.stop(at + 0.2); lfo.stop(at + 0.2); }
-  },
-  ohh() {   // a crowd going "ohhh": seven detuned saws sagging through a closing formant
-    if (!this.sound()) return; const c = AUD.ctx, t = c.currentTime, bp = this.filt('bandpass', 700, 1.2); bp.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(380, t + 1.1);
-    for (let k = 0; k < 7; k++) { const f = 200 + k * 23 + Math.random() * 10, o = this.node('sawtooth', f); o.frequency.linearRampToValueAtTime(f * 0.8, t + 1.1); o.connect(bp); o.start(t); o.stop(t + 1.3); }
-    bp.connect(this.env(t, 0.18, 0.4, 0.6, 0.25)).connect(this.bus);
-  },
-  wub() {   // dubstep: a sub saw under a resonant low-pass that an accelerating LFO opens and closes
-    if (!this.sound()) return; const c = AUD.ctx, t = c.currentTime, lp = this.filt('lowpass', 400, 12), lfo = this.node('sine', 4), lg = c.createGain(); lg.gain.value = 350; lfo.frequency.linearRampToValueAtTime(12, t + 1.2); lfo.connect(lg).connect(lp.frequency);
-    [this.node('sawtooth', 55), this.node('square', 55.5)].forEach((o) => { o.connect(lp); o.start(t); o.stop(t + 1.5); }); lp.connect(this.dist(15)).connect(this.env(t, 0.03, 1.1, 0.25, 0.4)).connect(this.bus); lfo.start(t); lfo.stop(t + 1.5);
-  },
-  yeet() {   // a rising whoosh
-    if (!this.sound()) return; const c = AUD.ctx, t = c.currentTime, n = this.noise(), bp = this.filt('bandpass', 400, 1); bp.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(6500, t + 0.35); n.connect(bp).connect(this.env(t, 0.02, 0.2, 0.15, 0.35)).connect(this.bus); n.start(t); n.stop(t + 0.45);
-    const o = this.node('sine', 300); o.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(1400, t + 0.35); o.connect(this.env(t, 0.02, 0.2, 0.1, 0.12)).connect(this.bus); o.start(t); o.stop(t + 0.4);
-  },
-  async clip(name, fallback) {   // a bundled clip, decoded once, played on the meme bus; the synth stands in if it cannot be loaded
-    if (!this.sound()) return;
-    try {
-      if (!this.clips.has(name)) this.clips.set(name, fetch(this.CLIPS[name]).then((r) => { if (!r.ok) throw new Error(String(r.status)); return r.arrayBuffer(); }).then((ab) => AUD.ctx.decodeAudioData(ab)));
-      const buf = await this.clips.get(name); if (!this.sound()) return; const s = AUD.ctx.createBufferSource(); s.buffer = buf; s.connect(this.bus); s.start();
-    } catch { this.clips.delete(name); if (fallback) fallback(); }
-  },
-
-  // ---------- visuals: everything lands in #memeLayer, nothing there is clickable ----------
-  layer() { let l = document.getElementById('memeLayer'); if (!l) { l = document.createElement('div'); l.id = 'memeLayer'; (document.getElementById('center') || document.body).appendChild(l); } return l; },
-  el(cls, html, style) { const d = document.createElement('div'); d.className = 'mm ' + cls; d.innerHTML = html; for (const k in style || {}) if (style[k] != null && style[k] !== false) d.style.setProperty(k.startsWith('--') ? k : k.replace(/[A-Z]/g, (m) => '-' + m.toLowerCase()), String(style[k])); this.layer().appendChild(d); return d; },
-  gone(d, ms) { setTimeout(() => d.remove(), ms); },
-  rect(id) {   // a tile's box in layer coordinates, or null when it is not on screen
-    const t = document.getElementById('t-' + id); if (!t || t.style.display === 'none' || document.body.classList.contains('tree') || document.body.classList.contains('board')) return null;
-    const r = t.getBoundingClientRect(), l = this.layer().getBoundingClientRect(); if (!r.width) return null;
-    return { x: r.left - l.left, y: r.top - l.top, w: r.width, h: r.height, cx: r.left - l.left + r.width / 2, cy: r.top - l.top + r.height / 2 };
-  },
-  slam(text, o = {}) { const d = this.el('slam', esc(text), { left: o.left || 15 + Math.random() * 70 + '%', top: o.top || 15 + Math.random() * 60 + '%', fontSize: (o.size || 48) + 'px', color: o.color || '#fff', '--rot': (o.rot ?? Math.random() * 24 - 12) + 'deg' }); this.gone(d, o.ms || 1400); return d; },
-  kinetic(text) { const n = this.cfg().level >= 8 ? 3 : this.cfg().level >= 4 ? 2 : 1; CORE.words(text, n).forEach((w, i) => setTimeout(() => this.active() && this.slam(w, { size: 34 + Math.random() * 40, color: this.PAL[i % this.PAL.length] }), 350 + i * 420)); },
-  topBottom(top, bottom, ms = 2200) { this.gone(this.el('tb', `<div class="top">${esc(top)}</div><div class="bot">${esc(bottom || '')}</div>`), ms); },
-  flare(x, y, size = 260, ms = 1600) { this.gone(this.el('flare', '', { left: x + 'px', top: y + 'px', width: size + 'px', height: size + 'px', animationDuration: ms + 'ms' }), ms); },
-  cross(x, y) { this.gone(this.el('hit', '✕', { left: x + 'px', top: y + 'px' }), 700); },
-  rain(emojis, n) { n = n || this.cfg().particles; for (let i = 0; i < n; i++) this.gone(this.el('rain', emojis[i % emojis.length], { left: Math.random() * 100 + '%', animationDelay: Math.random() * 0.8 + 's', animationDuration: 1.6 + Math.random() * 1.6 + 's', fontSize: 18 + Math.random() * 26 + 'px' }), 4200); },
-  shake(mul = 1) {
-    const amp = this.cfg().shake * mul, c = document.getElementById('center'); if (!c || !c.animate) return;
-    const kf = []; for (let i = 0; i < 10; i++) kf.push({ transform: `translate(${(Math.random() * 2 - 1) * amp}px,${(Math.random() * 2 - 1) * amp}px) rotate(${((Math.random() * 2 - 1) * amp) / 6}deg)` }); kf.push({ transform: 'none' });
-    c.animate(kf, { duration: 450, easing: 'ease-out' });
-  },
-  flash(color = '#fff', ms = 110) { if (this.rm || !this.guard.ok()) return; this.gone(this.el('flash', '', { background: color, animationDuration: ms + 'ms' }), ms + 20); },   // never under reduced motion, and at most 3 a second
-  zoom(id) { const t = document.getElementById('t-' + id); if (!t) return; t.classList.remove('mm-zoom'); void t.offsetWidth; t.classList.add('mm-zoom'); setTimeout(() => t.classList.remove('mm-zoom'), 520); },
-  fry(id, ms = 1800) { const t = document.getElementById('t-' + id); if (!t) return; t.classList.add('mm-fry'); setTimeout(() => t.classList.remove('mm-fry'), ms); },
-  wipe(kind = 'star') { if (this.rm) return; this.gone(this.el('wipe ' + kind, ''), 1300); },
-  spin() { const s = document.getElementById('stage'); if (!s || !s.animate) return; s.animate([{ transform: 'perspective(900px) rotateY(0)' }, { transform: 'perspective(900px) rotateY(360deg)' }], { duration: 1100, easing: 'cubic-bezier(.6,0,.3,1)' }); },
-  shades(id, ms = 3500) { const r = this.rect(id); if (!r) return; this.gone(this.el('shades', '🕶️', { left: r.cx + 'px', top: r.y + 'px', fontSize: Math.max(30, r.w * 0.28) + 'px', '--fall': r.h * 0.3 + 'px' }), ms); },
-  triangle(ms = 2600) { this.gone(this.el('tri', '<i></i><span>👁️</span>'), ms); },
-  freeze(ms = 2600) {   // "To be continued": sepia over the stage and the arrow banner
-    const c = document.getElementById('center'); if (!c) return; c.classList.add('mm-freeze'); const d = this.el('tbc', `<span>${esc(T('À suivre', 'To Be Continued'))}</span> ➡︎`);
-    setTimeout(() => { c.classList.remove('mm-freeze'); d.remove(); }, ms);
-  },
-  fling(id) {   // the leaving tile is thrown off-screen, then let go
-    const t = document.getElementById('t-' + id); if (!t || !t.animate) return; const dir = Math.random() < 0.5 ? -1 : 1;
-    const a = t.animate([{ transform: 'none', opacity: 1 }, { transform: `translate(${dir * 120}vw,-40vh) rotate(${dir * 540}deg) scale(.4)`, opacity: 0.6 }], { duration: 900, easing: 'cubic-bezier(.2,.6,.5,1)', fill: 'forwards' });
-    setTimeout(() => a.cancel(), 1500);
-  },
-};
-
-if (typeof module !== 'undefined' && module.exports) module.exports = CORE;
-if (typeof root.document !== 'undefined') root.MEME = MEME;
-})(typeof window !== 'undefined' ? window : globalThis);