@christopher-drifte/clock 1.4.0 → 1.6.0

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  2. package/data/date.json +1 -1
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- # Clock
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+ # 🕐 Clock
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- A simple module to display today's date while adding the maximum amount of CO2 to the atmosphere.
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+ > **The world's most over-engineered way to display today's date**
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+ > _Now with 100% more CO2 emissions per timestamp!_
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  [![npm version](https://badge.fury.io/js/@christopher-drifte%2Fclock.svg)](https://www.npmjs.com/package/@christopher-drifte/clock)
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+ ## What is this madness?
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+ A fully automated, TypeScript-powered, CI/CD-integrated npm package that tells you what day it is. Because `new Date()` was apparently too simple.
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+ **Live demo:** [clock-ai.vercel.app](https://clock-ai.vercel.app/)
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+ ## The Rube Goldberg Machine 🎪
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+ Here's how this beautiful disaster works:
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+ 1. **⏰ n8n Schedule Trigger** fires every minute
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+ 2. **📅 Date & Time Node** grabs the current timestamp
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+ 3. **🤖 GitHub API** commits the date to `data/date.json` with a `feat:` message
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+ 4. **🎯 Release Please** detects the commit and creates a version bump PR
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+ 5. **🪝 GitHub Webhook** catches the PR creation
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+ 6. **🤝 n8n Auto-merge** immediately merges the PR (because who needs code review?)
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+ 7. **🚀 GitHub Actions** builds, tests, and publishes to npm with provenance
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+ 8. **📦 Dependabot** in [clock-web](https://github.com/christopher-drifte/clock-web) detects the new version
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+ 9. **🔄 Auto-merge** merges the dependency update
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+ 10. **☁️ Vercel** auto-deploys to production
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+ **Result:** The website updates with today's date... which you could have just checked on your phone.
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  ## Installation
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  ```bash
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  ## Usage
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  ```javascript
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- import { date } from "@christopher-drifte/clock";
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+ import { date } from '@christopher-drifte/clock';
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- // Get today's date
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  console.log(date);
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  // Output: "Today is 12 March 2026"
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  ```
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  ### `date`
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- A string containing today's date formatted as "Today is [day] [month] [year]" (e.g., "Today is 12 March 2026").
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+ A string containing today's date formatted as "Today is [day] [month] [year]".
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+ **TypeScript types included!** ✨
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+ ## Features
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+ - ✅ Browser-compatible (uses JSON imports, no `fs` modules)
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+ - ✅ TypeScript with full type definitions
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+ - ✅ Automated version management with Release Please
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+ - ✅ Published with npm provenance for supply chain security
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+ - ✅ Auto-deployed to production via Dependabot + Vercel
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+ - ✅ Maximum cloud computing resources for minimal functionality
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+ - ✅ Changelog auto-generated for every date update
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+ - ❌ Zero practical value
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+ ## Architecture
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+ ```
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+ n8n (local)
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+ ↓
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+ GitHub API (commit)
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+ Release Please (PR)
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+ n8n Webhook (auto-merge)
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+ GitHub Actions (build + publish)
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+ npm Registry
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+ Dependabot (clock-web repo)
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+ Auto-merge workflow
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+ Vercel (deployment)
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+ 🎉 Production!
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+ ```
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+ ## Why?
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+ ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
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+ To demonstrate modern DevOps practices? To practice CI/CD? To see if we could?
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+ Honestly, we're not sure anymore. But it works, it's tested, and it deploys automatically. That's got to count for something.
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  ## Development
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  # Run tests
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+ # Build
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  ```
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+ ## Sister Projects
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+ - **[clock-web](https://github.com/christopher-drifte/clock-web)** - React app that displays the date from this package
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+ - **[clock-ai.vercel.app](https://clock-ai.vercel.app/)** - Live deployment
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+ ## Carbon Footprint 🌍
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+ Every date update triggers:
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+ - 1 n8n workflow execution
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+ - 2 GitHub Actions workflows
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+ - 1 npm package publish
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+ - 1 Dependabot PR
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+ - 1 Vercel deployment
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+ **Estimated CO2 per date change:** More than using a calendar 📅
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  ## License
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- ISC
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+ ISC - Because even absurd projects need licenses
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- { "date": "2026-03-12T22:17:48+01:00" }
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+ { "date": "2026-03-14T00:00:23.530+01:00" }
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  "name": "@christopher-drifte/clock",
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- "version": "1.4.0",
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  "type": "module",
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  "main": "dist/index.js",
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  "author": "",
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  "license": "ISC",
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- "description": "A simple module to display today's date while adding the maximum amount of CO2 to the atmosphere",
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+ "description": "The world's most over-engineered way to display today's date. Fully automated with n8n, Release Please, GitHub Actions, and Dependabot. Because new Date() was too simple.",
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  "repository": {
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  "type": "git",
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  "url": "https://github.com/christopher-drifte/clock.git"