your_mom 0.1.2 → 0.2.0
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- data/VERSION +1 -1
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- data/lib/dumb.txt +1 -1
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data/README.rdoc
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A collection of words joined in sentence appropriately relevant to the title, ergo your mom.
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== Install
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gem install your_mom
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== Usage
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your_mom #=> truth
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== TODO
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* have multiple joke files
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* alias the command to yo_mama and yo_mamma
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* no arguments any joke from any file
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* arguments like so_stupid or so_fat give the expected joke
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* alias so_stupid to so_dumb, etc
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== Copyright
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Copyright (c) 2010 Adam Bair. See LICENSE for details.
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data/Rakefile
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#!/usr/bin/env ruby
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require File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), "..", "lib/your_mom")
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puts mom
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your_mom = YourMom.new
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puts your_mom.is_so_dumb
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# like really dumb
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Your mom is so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
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Your mom is so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
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Your mom is so dumb she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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class YourMom
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def initialize
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@path = File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), "dumb.txt")
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end
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def is_so_dumb
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data[rand(data.length)].strip
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alias isd is_so_dumb
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--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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name: your_mom
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prerelease:
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platform: ruby
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authors:
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authors:
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autorequire:
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bindir: bin
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cert_chain: []
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date: 2010-03-17 00:00:00 -04:00
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default_executable: your_mom
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date: 2012-02-14 00:00:00.000000000Z
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dependencies: []
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description: A collection of words joined in sentence appropriately relevant to the
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title, ergo your mom.
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email: adambair@gmail.com
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executables:
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extensions: []
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- LICENSE
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- LICENSE
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homepage: http://github.com/adambair/your_mom
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licenses: []
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summary: A collection of words joined in sentence appropriately relevant to the title,
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summary: A collection of words joined in sentence appropriately relevant to the title,
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test_files: []
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