your_mom 0.1.2 → 0.2.0

data/README.rdoc

@@ -2,10 +2,22 @@
 
 A collection of words joined in sentence appropriately relevant to the title, ergo your mom.
 
+== Install
+
+gem install your_mom
+
 == Usage
 
 your_mom #=> truth
 
+== TODO
+
+* have multiple joke files
+* alias the command to yo_mama and yo_mamma
+* no arguments any joke from any file
+* arguments like so_stupid or so_fat give the expected joke
+* alias so_stupid to so_dumb, etc
+
 == Copyright
 
 Copyright (c) 2010 Adam Bair. See LICENSE for details.

data/Rakefile

@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@ task :test => :check_dependencies
 
 task :default => :test
 
-require 'rake/rdoctask'
+require 'rdoc/task'
 Rake::RDocTask.new do |rdoc|
   version = File.exist?('VERSION') ? File.read('VERSION') : ""
 

data/VERSION

@@ -1 +1 @@
-0.1.2
+0.2.0

data/bin/your_mom

@@ -1,9 +1,8 @@
 #!/usr/bin/env ruby
+require File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), "..", "lib/your_mom")
 
-mom = ''
-File.open(File.expand_path(File.dirname(__FILE__) + '/../lib/dumb.txt')).each do |line|
-  mom = line if rand($.) < 1
-end
-puts mom
+your_mom = YourMom.new
+puts your_mom.is_so_dumb
+# like really dumb
 
 

data/lib/dumb.txt

@@ -40,4 +40,4 @@ Your mom is so dumb that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hook
 Your mom is so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
 Your mom is so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
 Your mom is so dumb she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
-
+Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

data/lib/your_mom.rb

@@ -1 +1,16 @@
-require 'stupid.rb'
+class YourMom
+  def initialize
+    @path = File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), "dumb.txt")
+  end
+
+  def is_so_dumb
+    data[rand(data.length)].strip
+  end
+  alias isd is_so_dumb
+
+  def data
+    return @data if @data
+    f = File.open(@path)
+    @data ||= f.readlines
+  end
+end

metadata

@@ -1,33 +1,26 @@
---- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification 
+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
 name: your_mom
-version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
-  prerelease: false
-  segments: 
-  - 0
-  - 1
-  - 2
-  version: 0.1.2
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.2.0
+  prerelease: 
 platform: ruby
-authors: 
+authors:
 - Adam Bair
 autorequire: 
 bindir: bin
 cert_chain: []
-
-date: 2010-03-17 00:00:00 -04:00
-default_executable: your_mom
+date: 2012-02-14 00:00:00.000000000Z
 dependencies: []
-
-description: A collection of words joined in sentence appropriately relevant to the title, ergo your mom.
+description: A collection of words joined in sentence appropriately relevant to the
+  title, ergo your mom.
 email: adambair@gmail.com
-executables: 
+executables:
 - your_mom
 extensions: []
-
-extra_rdoc_files: 
+extra_rdoc_files:
 - LICENSE
 - README.rdoc
-files: 
+files:
 - LICENSE
 - README.rdoc
 - Rakefile
@@ -35,35 +28,29 @@ files:
 - bin/your_mom
 - lib/dumb.txt
 - lib/your_mom.rb
-has_rdoc: true
 homepage: http://github.com/adambair/your_mom
 licenses: []
-
 post_install_message: 
-rdoc_options: 
-- --charset=UTF-8
-require_paths: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
 - lib
-required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement 
-  requirements: 
-  - - ">="
-    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
-      segments: 
-      - 0
-      version: "0"
-required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement 
-  requirements: 
-  - - ">="
-    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
-      segments: 
-      - 0
-      version: "0"
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
 requirements: []
-
 rubyforge_project: 
-rubygems_version: 1.3.6
+rubygems_version: 1.8.15
 signing_key: 
 specification_version: 3
-summary: A collection of words joined in sentence appropriately relevant to the title, ergo your mom.
+summary: A collection of words joined in sentence appropriately relevant to the title,
+  ergo your mom.
 test_files: []
-