your_mom 0.1.0
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- data/README.rdoc +7 -0
- data/Rakefile +52 -0
- data/VERSION +1 -0
- data/bin/your_mom +9 -0
- data/lib/dumb.txt +43 -0
- data/lib/your_mom.rb +1 -0
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data/LICENSE
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Copyright (c) 2009 Adam Bair
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Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
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a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the
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"Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including
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without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish,
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distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to
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permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to
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the following conditions:
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The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be
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included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
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THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
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EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF
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MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND
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NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE
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LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION
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OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION
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WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
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data/README.rdoc
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require 'rake'
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begin
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require 'jeweler'
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Jeweler::Tasks.new do |gem|
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gem.name = "your_mom"
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gem.summary = %Q{Your mom}
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gem.description = %Q{She'll figure it out, eventually.}
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gem.email = "adambair@gmail.com"
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gem.homepage = "http://github.com/adambair/your_mom"
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gem.authors = ["Adam Bair"]
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gem.executable = "your_mom"
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gem.files = FileList["[A-Z]*", "{bin,generators,lib,test}/**/*", 'lib/jeweler/templates/.gitignore']
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end
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Jeweler::GemcutterTasks.new
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rescue LoadError
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puts "Your mom is not available. Install it with: gem install your_mom"
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end
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require 'rake/testtask'
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Rake::TestTask.new(:test) do |test|
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test.libs << 'lib' << 'test'
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test.pattern = 'test/**/test_*.rb'
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test.verbose = true
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end
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begin
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require 'rcov/rcovtask'
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Rcov::RcovTask.new do |test|
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test.libs << 'test'
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test.pattern = 'test/**/test_*.rb'
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test.verbose = true
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end
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rescue LoadError
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task :rcov do
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abort "RCov is not available. In order to run rcov, you must: sudo gem install spicycode-rcov"
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end
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end
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task :test => :check_dependencies
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task :default => :test
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require 'rake/rdoctask'
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Rake::RDocTask.new do |rdoc|
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version = File.exist?('VERSION') ? File.read('VERSION') : ""
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rdoc.rdoc_dir = 'rdoc'
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rdoc.title = "your_mom #{version}"
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rdoc.rdoc_files.include('README*')
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rdoc.rdoc_files.include('lib/**/*.rb')
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end
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data/VERSION
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0.1.0
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data/bin/your_mom
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data/lib/dumb.txt
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Your mom is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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Your mom is so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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Your mom is so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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Your mom is so dumb she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
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Your mom is so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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Your mom is so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
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Your mom is so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!
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Your mom is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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Your mom is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
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Your mom is so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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Your mom is so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!
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Your mom is so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!
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Your mom is so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Your mom is so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Your mom is so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.
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Your mom is so dumb that she sold the car for gas money.
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Your mom is so dumb she asked you "What is the number for 911"
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Your mom is so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Your mom is so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
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Your mom is so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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Your mom is so dumb she stole free bread.
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Your mom is so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
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Your mom is so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
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Your mom is so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
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Your mom is so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
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Your mom is so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
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Your mom is so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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Your mom is so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
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Your mom is so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
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Your mom is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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Your mom is so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
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Your mom is so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Your mom is so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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Your mom is so dumb she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
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Your mom is so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
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Your mom is so dumb she jumped out the window and went up.
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Your mom is so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
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Your mom is so dumb she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
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Your mom is so dumb that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
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Your mom is so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
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Your mom is so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
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Your mom is so dumb she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
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data/lib/your_mom.rb
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require 'stupid.rb'
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--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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name: your_mom
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version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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prerelease: false
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segments:
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version: 0.1.0
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platform: ruby
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authors:
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- Adam Bair
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autorequire:
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bindir: bin
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cert_chain: []
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date: 2010-03-17 00:00:00 -04:00
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default_executable: your_mom
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dependencies: []
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description: She'll figure it out, eventually.
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email: adambair@gmail.com
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executables:
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- your_mom
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extensions: []
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extra_rdoc_files:
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- LICENSE
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- README.rdoc
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files:
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- LICENSE
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- README.rdoc
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- Rakefile
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- VERSION
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- bin/your_mom
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has_rdoc: true
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homepage: http://github.com/adambair/your_mom
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licenses: []
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post_install_message:
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rdoc_options:
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- --charset=UTF-8
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require_paths:
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- lib
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required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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requirements:
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version: "0"
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required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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requirements:
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version: "0"
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requirements: []
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rubyforge_project:
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rubygems_version: 1.3.6
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signing_key:
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specification_version: 3
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summary: Your mom
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test_files: []
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