your_mom 0.1.0

data/LICENSE

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+Copyright (c) 2009 Adam Bair
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
+a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the
+"Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including
+without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish,
+distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to
+permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to
+the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be
+included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
+EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF
+MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND
+NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE
+LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION
+OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION
+WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.

data/README.rdoc

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+= Your Mom
+
+She's your mom.
+
+== Copyright
+
+Copyright (c) 2010 Adam Bair. See LICENSE for details.

data/Rakefile

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+require 'rake'
+
+begin
+  require 'jeweler'
+  Jeweler::Tasks.new do |gem|
+    gem.name = "your_mom"
+    gem.summary = %Q{Your mom}
+    gem.description = %Q{She'll figure it out, eventually.}
+    gem.email = "adambair@gmail.com"
+    gem.homepage = "http://github.com/adambair/your_mom"
+    gem.authors = ["Adam Bair"]
+    gem.executable = "your_mom"
+    gem.files =  FileList["[A-Z]*", "{bin,generators,lib,test}/**/*", 'lib/jeweler/templates/.gitignore']
+  end
+  Jeweler::GemcutterTasks.new
+rescue LoadError
+  puts "Your mom is not available. Install it with: gem install your_mom"
+end
+
+require 'rake/testtask'
+Rake::TestTask.new(:test) do |test|
+  test.libs << 'lib' << 'test'
+  test.pattern = 'test/**/test_*.rb'
+  test.verbose = true
+end
+
+begin
+  require 'rcov/rcovtask'
+  Rcov::RcovTask.new do |test|
+    test.libs << 'test'
+    test.pattern = 'test/**/test_*.rb'
+    test.verbose = true
+  end
+rescue LoadError
+  task :rcov do
+    abort "RCov is not available. In order to run rcov, you must: sudo gem install spicycode-rcov"
+  end
+end
+
+task :test => :check_dependencies
+
+task :default => :test
+
+require 'rake/rdoctask'
+Rake::RDocTask.new do |rdoc|
+  version = File.exist?('VERSION') ? File.read('VERSION') : ""
+
+  rdoc.rdoc_dir = 'rdoc'
+  rdoc.title = "your_mom #{version}"
+  rdoc.rdoc_files.include('README*')
+  rdoc.rdoc_files.include('lib/**/*.rb')
+end

data/VERSION

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+0.1.0

data/bin/your_mom

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+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+
+mom = ''
+File.open(File.expand_path(File.dirname(__FILE__) + '/../lib/dumb.txt')).each do |line|
+  mom = line if rand($.) < 1
+end
+puts mom
+
+

data/lib/dumb.txt

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+Your mom is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
+Your mom is so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
+Your mom is so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
+Your mom is so dumb she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
+Your mom is so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
+Your mom is so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
+Your mom is so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!
+Your mom is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
+Your mom is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
+Your mom is so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
+Your mom is so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!
+Your mom is so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!
+Your mom is so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
+Your mom is so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
+Your mom is so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.
+Your mom is so dumb that she sold the car for gas money.
+Your mom is so dumb she asked you "What is the number for 911"
+Your mom is so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
+Your mom is so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
+Your mom is so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
+Your mom is so dumb she stole free bread.
+Your mom is so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
+Your mom is so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
+Your mom is so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
+Your mom is so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
+Your mom is so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
+Your mom is so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
+Your mom is so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
+Your mom is so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
+Your mom is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
+Your mom is so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
+Your mom is so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
+Your mom is so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
+Your mom is so dumb she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
+Your mom is so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
+Your mom is so dumb she jumped out the window and went up.
+Your mom is so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
+Your mom is so dumb she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
+Your mom is so dumb that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
+Your mom is so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
+Your mom is so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
+Your mom is so dumb she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
+

data/lib/your_mom.rb

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+require 'stupid.rb'

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification 
+name: your_mom
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
+  prerelease: false
+  segments: 
+  - 0
+  - 1
+  - 0
+  version: 0.1.0
+platform: ruby
+authors: 
+- Adam Bair
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+
+date: 2010-03-17 00:00:00 -04:00
+default_executable: your_mom
+dependencies: []
+
+description: She'll figure it out, eventually.
+email: adambair@gmail.com
+executables: 
+- your_mom
+extensions: []
+
+extra_rdoc_files: 
+- LICENSE
+- README.rdoc
+files: 
+- LICENSE
+- README.rdoc
+- Rakefile
+- VERSION
+- bin/your_mom
+- lib/dumb.txt
+- lib/your_mom.rb
+has_rdoc: true
+homepage: http://github.com/adambair/your_mom
+licenses: []
+
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: 
+- --charset=UTF-8
+require_paths: 
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement 
+  requirements: 
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
+      segments: 
+      - 0
+      version: "0"
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement 
+  requirements: 
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
+      segments: 
+      - 0
+      version: "0"
+requirements: []
+
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 1.3.6
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 3
+summary: Your mom
+test_files: []
+