what_error 0.1.0

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+The MIT License (MIT)
+
+Copyright (c) 2025 tacocat
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
+of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
+in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
+to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
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+
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data/README.md

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+# WhatError
+
+> **🚨 WARNING: This gem is for PRANKS and ENTERTAINMENT only!**
+> **DO NOT use in production, serious projects, or anywhere it might cause actual distress!**
+> **It is currently EXPERIMENTAL, so some features may NOT work as expected.
+> **Using it with other gems may cause something unexpected.
+
+A mischievous Ruby gem that randomly replaces your code errors with exceptions from the StandardError family and generates completely fake, confusing error messages filled with emojis and made-up file paths.
+
+## 📦 Installation
+
+Install the gem with:
+
+```bash
+gem install what_error
+```
+
+## Usage
+
+Simply add this to any Ruby file:
+
+```ruby
+require 'what_error'
+
+# Your normal code here...
+```
+
+Then run the file:
+
+```bash
+ruby your_file.rb
+```
+
+If an error is rescued, the program will raise an random exception from the StandardErrw family with fake backtrace and boring emojis.
+
+## Contributing
+
+Bug reports and pull requests are welcome on GitHub at https://github.com/[USERNAME]/what_error. This project is intended to be a safe, welcoming space for collaboration, and contributors are expected to adhere to the [code of conduct](https://github.com/[USERNAME]/what_error/blob/master/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md).
+
+## License
+
+The gem is available as open source under the terms of the [MIT License](https://opensource.org/licenses/MIT).
+
+## Code of Conduct
+
+Everyone interacting in the WhatError project's codebases, issue trackers, chat rooms and mailing lists is expected to follow the [code of conduct](https://github.com/[USERNAME]/what_error/blob/master/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md).

data/lib/what_error.rb

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+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+module WhatError
+  VERSION = "0.1.0"
+  class << self
+    def vykurchhtjtcddhtdxhxbfxbttxjyytsgnxtyxxfudutdutdtxx
+      # I rolled my face on the keyboard
+      
+      # Why?
+      if in_irb? then
+        puts "🚫: Sorry, WhatError is disabled in IRB. Please require in actual ruby files. UwU, im so cuuuuuute."
+        return
+      end
+      
+      @cf = Kernel.caller[-1][/^(.+?):/, 1] or raise ArgumentError, "unknown file"
+      @emojis = "😄😆😂🤣😭🤔😌🥰😍😘🤐🤑😚😜😷😠😝😡😔🙃☺️😫😏😉😨😰🙂😁😱😣🥺🤗😖😥🤗😢😪😞😓😩😀😅🥵🤡🤥🤭🤫🤤🤪🤯🤩🥶🫠😵‍💫🤢".chars
+      @dir = %w[/mnt /usr /home /bin /ruby /etc /shared /var /opt /include]
+      @e_classes = ObjectSpace.each_object(Class).select { |c| c < StandardError }
+      
+      code = File.read(@cf).gsub /require "what_error"/, ""
+      catch :ev do
+        begin
+          eval code
+        rescue
+          throw :ev
+        else
+          exit 1
+        end
+      end
+      
+      msg = String.new
+      begin
+        raise @e_classes.sample
+      rescue => e
+        msg << main_e(e)
+        msg << sub_fake_backtrace(e)
+        puts msg
+        exit 0
+      end
+    end
+    
+    private
+    
+    def main_e(e)
+      return "#{@cf}:#{rand(1..10000)}: #{e.message} (\e[1;4m#{e.class}\e[0m)\n"
+    end
+    
+    def in_irb?
+      defined?(IRB) || 
+      $0 == "irb" || 
+      (caller.any? { |line| line.include?('irb') }) ||
+      (defined?(BindingInspector) && !ENV['TERM_PROGRAM'].nil?)
+    end
+    
+    def sub_fake_backtrace(e)
+      bt = e.backtrace.map do |b|
+        b.gsub(/'.+?'/, @emojis.sample)
+         .gsub(/\/.+?:/, "#{fake_dir}/#{@cf}:")
+      end
+      bt.pop
+      return bt.map{|l| l.gsub(/^/, "\tformm ")}.join("\n")
+    end
+    
+    def fake_dir
+      Array.new(rand(1..8)) { @dir.sample }.join
+    end
+  end
+end
+
+WhatError.vykurchhtjtcddhtdxhxbfxbttxjyytsgnxtyxxfudutdutdtxx
+WhatError.send(:in_irb?)

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: what_error
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.1.0
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- tacocat
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2025-11-15 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies: []
+description: "A mischievous Ruby gem that randomly replaces your code errors with
+  exceptions from the StandardError family and generates completely fake, confusing
+  error messages filled with emojis and made-up file paths.\n\n\U0001F6A8 WARNING:\n•
+  This gem is for PRANKS and APRIL FOOLS' only!\n• It is currently EXPERIMENTAL, so
+  some features may NOT work as expected.\n• DO NOT use in production, serious projects,
+  or anywhere it might cause actual distress.\n• Using it with other gems may cause
+  something unexpected.\n\nFeatures:\n• Random success/failure decisions\n• Emoji-filled
+  error messages\n• Completely fabricated backtraces\n"
+email:
+- Wgpooi@outlook.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- LICENSE.txt
+- README.md
+- lib/what_error.rb
+licenses:
+- MIT
+metadata:
+  allowed_push_host: https://rubygems.org
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: 3.1.0
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubygems_version: 3.6.2
+specification_version: 4
+summary: Random errors with nonsensical messages.
+test_files: []