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  1. data/LICENSE +22 -0
  2. data/README.rdoc +31 -0
  3. data/lib/web-page-parser/base_parser.rb +149 -0
  4. data/lib/web-page-parser/parser_factory.rb +54 -0
  5. data/lib/web-page-parser/parsers/bbc_news_page_parser.rb +93 -0
  6. data/lib/web-page-parser/parsers/test_page_parser.rb +15 -0
  7. data/lib/web-page-parser.rb +4 -0
  8. data/spec/base_parser_spec.rb +67 -0
  9. data/spec/fixtures/bbc_news/6072486.stm.html +1318 -0
  10. data/spec/fixtures/bbc_news/7745137.stm.html +2177 -0
  11. data/spec/fixtures/bbc_news/8011268.stm.html +2899 -0
  12. data/spec/fixtures/bbc_news/8029015.stm.html +2417 -0
  13. data/spec/fixtures/bbc_news/8063681.stm.html +2382 -0
  14. data/spec/parser_factory_spec.rb +18 -0
  15. data/spec/parsers/bbc_news_page_spec.rb +144 -0
  16. data/spec/spec.opts +4 -0
  17. metadata +92 -0
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+ <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
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+ <html xml:lang="en-GB" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" lang="en-GB">
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+ <head>
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+ <title>BBC NEWS | Magazine | My night with Parisien prostitutes</title>
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+ <meta name="contentFlavor" content="STORY" />
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+ <meta name="keywords" content="BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service" />
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+ <meta name="OriginalPublicationDate" content="2009/05/22 12:27:46" />
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+ <meta name="UKFS_URL" content="/1/hi/magazine/8063681.stm" />
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+ <meta name="IFS_URL" content="/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8063681.stm" />
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+ <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html;charset=iso-8859-1" />
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+ <link href="http://newsrss.bbc.co.uk/rss/newsonline_uk_edition/magazine/rss.xml" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml" title="BBC NEWS | Magazine" />
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+ <link href="/1/low/magazine/8063681.stm" rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Low Graphics" />
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+ <meta name="Headline" content="My night with Parisien prostitutes" />
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+ <meta name="Section" content="Magazine" />
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+ <meta name="Description" content="Wandering around the red light district of Paris as a teenager taught me all I need to know - about teenagers, says Laurie Taylor in his weekly column.
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+ <!-- GEN HEAD V4 -->
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+ <!-- Lang: en-gb Site: news -->
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+ <link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="/nol/shared/img/iphone-news.png"/>
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+ <meta name="viewport" content="width=974"/>
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+ <!-- -->
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+ <!-- UKFS V4 story -->
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+ <link type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" href="/css/screen/1_0_4/nol/v4/story.css" />
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+ <!-- NEW RELEASE PULLING IN VERSIONS.inc -->
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+ <style type="text/css" media="all">
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+ @import "/css/screen/1_0_2/shared/v4/mastheadfooter.css";
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+ @import "/css/screen/1_0_2/shared/v4/styles.css";
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+ @import "/css/screen/1_0_2/shared/emp.css";
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+ @import "/css/screen/1_0_2/shared/v4/sitewidealert.css";
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+ </style>
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+ <!--[if IE 6]><style type="text/css" media="screen">
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+ #blq-mast span{position:absolute;top:-5000px;left:-5000px;}#blq-footerlinks{margin-right:7px;}
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+ .blq-js #blq-nav-links-inner{background:none;height:100%;filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src='http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/shared/img/v4/panel.png', sizingMethod='crop');}
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+ .blq-js #blq-nav-foot div {height:10px; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src='http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/shared/img/v4/panel.png', sizingMethod='image'); margin-top:-159px;}
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+ </style><![endif]-->
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+ <!--[if IE 7]><style type="text/css" media="screen">
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+ input#blq-searchbox{border-width:0;}
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+ #blq-more a{position:relative;float:left;display:block;width:139px;padding: 3px 0 4px 5px;left:10px;}
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+ <style type="text/css" media="all">
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+ @import "/css/screen/1_0_4/nol/v4/styles.css";
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+ @import "/css/screen/1_0_4/nol/v4/furniture.css";
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+ @import "/css/screen/1_0_4/nol/v4/business.css";
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+ @import "/css/screen/1_0_4/nol/v4/promo.css";
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+ @import "/css/screen/1_0_4/nol/v4/magazine.css";
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+ </style>
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+ <script type="text/javascript">
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+ <script type="text/javascript" src="http://wwwimg.bbc.co.uk/glow/gloader.js"></script>
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+ <script src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/js/csf_2.js" language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"></script>
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+ <script src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/js/app/rss/getrss.js" type="text/javascript"></script>
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+ <li class="blq-hide"><a href="#startcontent" accesskey="2">Skip to content</a></li><li class="blq-hide"><a href="#blq-searchbox">Skip to bbc.co.uk search</a></li><li id="blq-displayoptions"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/text_only.stm">Low graphics</a></li><li id="blq-acc-help"><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/help/">Help</a></li><li id="blq-access-keys-help" class="blq-hide"><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/blq/mast/acckeys/-/accessibility/accesskeys/keys.shtml" accesskey="0">Access keys help</a></li>
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+ <!-- S SF --><p class="first"><b>Wandering around the red light district of Paris as a teenager taught me all I need to know - about teenagers, not women, says Laurie Taylor in his weekly column.</b><!-- E SF --><p>As far as I was concerned Ken Marshall knew more about French prostitutes and what they got up to than anyone else in Liverpool. </p><p>He knew, for example, that French parents would routinely send their teenage sons to prostitutes so that their first experience of sex would be far happier than the messy back-alley encounters he'd recently endured with such local unsophisticates as Josie Rimmer and Maureen Dillon. </p><p>He also knew from talking to his brother, Vinnie, who was in the Merchant Navy, that French prostitutes were sufficiently proficient in every sort of sexual technique to constitute a veritable wonderland for teenage boys like ourselves who grudgingly became used to regarding a breast fondle or a knee tremble as the best that could be hoped for on an average night out in town. </p><p>So naturally I stayed close by Ken's side when we embarked on our first night out in Paris.</p>
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+ <p>&quot;Look as though you know what you're doing,&quot; he told me as we walked into our first bar in Pigalle. </p><p>It wasn't the easiest instruction to follow, because although I'd casually Brylcreemed my hair, undone the top button of my check shirt, and carefully positioned a Capstan Full Strength in the corner of my mouth, I couldn't resist the feeling that at any moment all these trappings of nonchalance might fall away and I'd be revealed as nothing more than a randy little schoolboy with a rather nasty pimple underneath my left nostril. </p><p>But I did my best to follow Ken's example and seated myself next to him on the nearest banquette. </p><p>&quot;Now, don't forget what I told you,&quot; he whispered. &quot;When a woman comes across and sits by you, don't buy her a drink. She'll ask for champagne and when it arrives, it will really be fizzy water but you'll pay a bomb. So just sit still and play dumb.&quot; </p><p><b>Thigh stroking</b></p><p>We sat and waited, sipping our drinks. And then, almost as though Ken had whistled them up, two very attractive young women in tight skirts and dangerously low tops wandered across to our table and squeezed themselves between us on the banquette. </p><p>&quot;Buy me a drink, honey?&quot; said my girl. </p><p>I could hardly speak: a prostitute, a lady of the night, someone who knew how to actually do all those things one had only heard about, was not only sitting at my side, but was now moving her fingers slowly across my thighs, across the coarse black cotton and rayon mixture of my John Collier suit. </p><p>&quot;Buy me a drink, honey?&quot; </p><p>If I'd had my way I'd have bought my new girlfriend every bottle of champagne in town. But Ken was already indicating that it was time to go. </p>
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+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8066512.stm">Singer Boyle reaches Talent final</a>
1757
+ </li>
1758
+ <li
1759
+ class="mp3">
1760
+ <a
1761
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/northern_ireland_politics/8066760.stm">Man killed after football trouble</a>
1762
+ </li>
1763
+ <li
1764
+ class="mp4">
1765
+ <a
1766
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8066613.stm">Nurse 'sacked over church advice'</a>
1767
+ </li>
1768
+ <li
1769
+ class="mp5">
1770
+ <a
1771
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8066590.stm">Car-free Times Square in New York</a>
1772
+ </li>
1773
+ <li
1774
+ class="mp6">
1775
+ <a
1776
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/8066561.stm">Man dies swimming in fishing pool</a>
1777
+ </li>
1778
+ <li
1779
+ class="mp7">
1780
+ <a
1781
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8063681.stm">My night with Parisien prostitutes</a>
1782
+ </li>
1783
+ <li
1784
+ class="mp8">
1785
+ <a
1786
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8059223.stm">Britons 'wary over cancer advice'</a>
1787
+ </li>
1788
+ <li
1789
+ class="mp9">
1790
+ <a
1791
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8066452.stm">Ministers 'in tax advice claims'</a>
1792
+ </li>
1793
+ <li
1794
+ class="mp10">
1795
+ <a
1796
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8066470.stm">UK diver dies on Greek film shoot</a>
1797
+ </li>
1798
+ </ul>
1799
+ <a href="/1/shared/bsp/hi/live_stats/html/map.stm" class="arr">Most popular now, in detail </a>
1800
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1801
+ <div id="livestats300" class="statsStory">
1802
+ <ul class="tabpopStory">
1803
+ <li id="livestats301"><a href="/1/shared/bsp/hi/live_stats/html/map.stm" onclick="return liveStatsTabs('livestats100','livestats300')">SHARED</a></li>
1804
+ <li id="livestats302"><a href="/1/shared/bsp/hi/live_stats/html/map.stm" onclick="return liveStatsTabs('livestats200','livestats300')">READ</a></li>
1805
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1806
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+ <ul
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+ class="popstoryList">
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+ class="mp1">
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+ width="20"
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+ alt="video"
1821
+ src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/icons/video_single.gif" />Singer Boyle reaches Talent final</a>
1822
+ </li>
1823
+ <li
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+ class="mp2">
1825
+ <a
1826
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7459669.stm">
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+ <img
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+ height="13"
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+ align="left"
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+ vspace="2"
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+ border="0"
1833
+ width="20"
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+ alt="video"
1835
+ src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/icons/video_single.gif" />BBC News Channel</a>
1836
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1837
+ <li
1838
+ class="mp3">
1839
+ <a
1840
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8066461.stm">
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+ height="13"
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+ align="left"
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+ vspace="2"
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+ border="0"
1847
+ width="20"
1848
+ alt="video"
1849
+ src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/icons/video_single.gif" />Cycling mayor's lorry 'near-miss'</a>
1850
+ </li>
1851
+ <li
1852
+ class="mp4">
1853
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1854
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8000488.stm">
1855
+ <img
1856
+ height="13"
1857
+ hspace="0"
1858
+ align="left"
1859
+ vspace="2"
1860
+ border="0"
1861
+ width="20"
1862
+ alt="video"
1863
+ src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/icons/video_single.gif" />Susan wows Britain's Got Talent</a>
1864
+ </li>
1865
+ <li
1866
+ class="mp5">
1867
+ <a
1868
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8066736.stm">
1869
+ <img
1870
+ height="13"
1871
+ hspace="0"
1872
+ align="left"
1873
+ vspace="2"
1874
+ border="0"
1875
+ width="20"
1876
+ alt="video"
1877
+ src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/icons/video_single.gif" />Monochrome film wins Cannes</a>
1878
+ </li>
1879
+ <li
1880
+ class="mp6">
1881
+ <a
1882
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8066061.stm">
1883
+ <img
1884
+ height="13"
1885
+ hspace="0"
1886
+ align="left"
1887
+ vspace="2"
1888
+ border="0"
1889
+ width="20"
1890
+ alt="video"
1891
+ src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/icons/video_single.gif" />Hundreds gather to see 'UFO'</a>
1892
+ </li>
1893
+ <li
1894
+ class="mp7">
1895
+ <a
1896
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7999765.stm">
1897
+ <img
1898
+ height="13"
1899
+ hspace="0"
1900
+ align="left"
1901
+ vspace="2"
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+ border="0"
1903
+ width="20"
1904
+ alt="video"
1905
+ src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/icons/video_single.gif" />Scots singer stuns talent judges</a>
1906
+ </li>
1907
+ <li
1908
+ class="mp8">
1909
+ <a
1910
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8018181.stm">
1911
+ <img
1912
+ height="13"
1913
+ hspace="0"
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1917
+ width="20"
1918
+ alt="video"
1919
+ src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/icons/video_single.gif" />Talent show singer hit in US</a>
1920
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1921
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1922
+ class="mp9">
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1924
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1926
+ height="13"
1927
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1928
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1931
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1933
+ src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/icons/video_single.gif" />Relegation 'creates serious trauma'</a>
1934
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1935
+ <li
1936
+ class="mp10">
1937
+ <a
1938
+ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8066236.stm">
1939
+ <img
1940
+ height="13"
1941
+ hspace="0"
1942
+ align="left"
1943
+ vspace="2"
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+ border="0"
1945
+ width="20"
1946
+ alt="video"
1947
+ src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/icons/video_single.gif" />Space shuttle Atlantis lands</a>
1948
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1949
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+ <a href="/1/shared/bsp/hi/live_stats/html/map.stm" class="arr">Most popular now, in detail </a>
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1954
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1955
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2018
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2022
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2023
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2024
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2025
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2026
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2027
+ <div class="o">
2028
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2029
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2030
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2031
+ Italian art world debates sculpture by 'Michelangelo'
2032
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2033
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2034
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2035
+ </div>
2036
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2037
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2038
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2039
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2040
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2041
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2042
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2045
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2047
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2048
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2049
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2050
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2051
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2052
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2053
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2054
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2055
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2056
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2057
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2058
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2059
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2060
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2061
+ <div class="mvb">
2062
+ <a href="/1/hi/health/7940315.stm"><img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45803000/jpg/_45803389_georgecohen.jpg" align="" width="126" height="71" alt="George Cohen" border="0" vspace="0" hspace="0"></a>
2063
+
2064
+
2065
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2066
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2067
+ <a class="shl" href="/1/hi/health/7940315.stm">Champion's battle</a>
2068
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2069
+ <br />
2070
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2071
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2072
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2073
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2074
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2075
+ </div>
2076
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2077
+ <div class="o">
2078
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2079
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2080
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2081
+ World Cup winner George Cohen's fight with cancer
2082
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2083
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2084
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2085
+ </div>
2086
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2090
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2099
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2100
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2101
+ </td><td valign="top" class="gpromo" width="34"><img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/shared/img/o.gif" width="34" height="1" alt="" border="0" vspace="0" hspace="0"></td><td valign="top" width="126">
2102
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2103
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2104
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2105
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2106
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2107
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2108
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2109
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2110
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2111
+ <div class="mvb">
2112
+ <a href="/1/hi/uk/8066570.stm"><img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45820000/jpg/_45820233_newcastlefan226.jpg" align="" width="126" height="71" alt="Newcastle United fan outside St James' Park " border="0" vspace="0" hspace="0"></a>
2113
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2114
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2115
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2116
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2117
+ <a class="shl" href="/1/hi/uk/8066570.stm">Defiant in defeat</a>
2118
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2119
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2120
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2121
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2122
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2123
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2124
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2125
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2126
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2127
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2128
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2131
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2135
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2156
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2181
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2183
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2192
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2193
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2198
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2237
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2240
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