urban 1.0.0 → 2.0.0

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  1. checksums.yaml +7 -0
  2. data/.travis.yml +10 -2
  3. data/HISTORY.rdoc +33 -18
  4. data/Manifest.txt +25 -0
  5. data/README.rdoc +16 -15
  6. data/Rakefile +14 -31
  7. data/bin/urban +1 -1
  8. data/lib/urban.rb +4 -1
  9. data/lib/urban/cli.rb +64 -74
  10. data/lib/urban/dictionary.rb +11 -11
  11. data/lib/urban/web.rb +27 -15
  12. data/script/test +10 -0
  13. data/test/fixtures/impromptu.html +1039 -0
  14. data/test/{data → fixtures}/missing.html +0 -0
  15. data/test/fixtures/screens/definition.txt +5 -0
  16. data/test/fixtures/screens/definition_with_url.txt +7 -0
  17. data/test/fixtures/screens/definitions.txt +9 -0
  18. data/test/fixtures/screens/help.txt +19 -0
  19. data/test/fixtures/screens/invalid_option_error.txt +2 -0
  20. data/test/fixtures/screens/missing_phrase_error.txt +1 -0
  21. data/test/fixtures/screens/no_internet_error.txt +1 -0
  22. data/test/test_helper.rb +27 -20
  23. data/test/urban/cli_test.rb +77 -135
  24. data/test/urban/dictionary_test.rb +29 -19
  25. data/test/urban/web_test.rb +27 -45
  26. metadata +113 -102
  27. data/.gitignore +0 -26
  28. data/Gemfile +0 -4
  29. data/lib/urban/version.rb +0 -3
  30. data/test/data/impromptu.html +0 -463
  31. data/test/minitest/stop_light.rb +0 -57
  32. data/urban.gemspec +0 -25
data/lib/urban/web.rb CHANGED
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  require 'open-uri'
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- require 'urban/version'
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  module Urban
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- module Web
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- extend self
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+ class Web
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  Response = Struct.new(:url, :stream)
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- URL = 'http://www.urbandictionary.com'
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-
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  def search(phrase)
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- result = fetch "define.php", :term => phrase
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- Response.new(result.base_uri.to_s, result)
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+ build_response fetch :define, :term => phrase
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  end
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  def random
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- result = fetch "random.php"
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- Response.new(result.base_uri.to_s, result)
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+ build_response fetch :random
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+ end
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+
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+ private
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+
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+ def fetch(*args)
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+ open build_uri(*args)
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+ end
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+
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+ def build_response(response)
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+ Response.new response.base_uri.to_s, response
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  end
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- def fetch(page, parameters = {})
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- params = '?' + parameters.map { |k,v| "#{k}=#{v}" }.join('&') unless parameters.empty?
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- open(escape_uri("#{URL}/#{page}#{params}"))
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+ def build_uri(page, params = nil)
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+ query = build_query(params) unless params.nil?
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+ escape_uri "#{url}/#{page}.php#{query}"
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+ end
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+
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+ def build_query(parameters)
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+ "?" + parameters.map { |k,v| "#{k}=#{v}" }.join("&")
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  end
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- private
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  def escape_uri(uri)
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- URI::Parser.new.escape(uri)
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+ URI::Parser.new.escape uri
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  else
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- URI.escape(uri)
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+ URI.escape uri
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  end
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  end
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+
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+ def url
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+ "http://www.urbandictionary.com"
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+ end
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+
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  end
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  end
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+ #!/bin/bash
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+ test_files=$(ls test/urban)
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+ script=""
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+ for file in $test_files; do
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+ script="${script} require 'urban/${file}'; "
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+ done
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+ ruby -w -Ilib:test:. -e "${script}"
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+ |_|| |_)(_|| | (_||(_ | |(_)| |(_||\/
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+ /
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+ Need help? http://bit.ly/urbandictionary-help
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+ <head>
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+ <meta charset='UTF-8'>
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+ <meta content='width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, user-scalable = no' name='viewport'>
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+ <link href='//a.udimg.com' rel='dns-prefetch'>
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+ <link href='//api.urbandictionary.com' rel='dns-prefetch'>
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+ <link href='//www.googletagservices.com' rel='dns-prefetch'>
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+ <link href='//www.gstatic.com' rel='dns-prefetch'>
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+ <meta content='UrbanDict' name='apple-mobile-web-app-title'>
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+ <meta content='yes' name='apple-mobile-web-app-capable'>
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+ <link href='http://b.udimg.com/assets/apple-touch-startup-image-320x460-7b93f59aaf26ba8237867d0e51869e68.png' media='(device-width: 320px)' rel='apple-touch-startup-image'>
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+ October 25, 2003
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+ Something that is made up on the spot. Can also mean a speech that was made with little or no preparation.
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+ The drug dealer had to come up with an impromptu excuse to his boss for losing the shipment of crack to the police.
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+ by <a class="author" href="/author.php?author=AYB">AYB</a>
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+ September 24, 2003
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