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@@ -1945,3 +1945,461 @@ I have too many icons in my dock. And I have to make them smaller so they'll fit
 hahaha!  Forgot you knew about that one @KCJetSetter  #TWSS #oops
 @heathermg @samerfarha Is your conversation about telescope size a TWSS?  Because, TWSS! #twss
 @daverrrrrrrr hows the brown card coming along? takes all but 5 minutes right? #twss
+I heard that @AaronHawn likes to run 13-day Banner jobs. #whatareyoudoinginthere #twss
+RT @sweetsarahs I want some ice cream... :-/ - #twss
+@nolimes OMG OMG #twss #twss lol
+RT @collegiate84: I want a hotdog. - #twss
+@Prophessur tell me what she says. make sure she doesnt take it the wrong way (lolol #TWSS) 
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+we're here for her
+RT: #twss  @VertigoMonster: I do not wanna go to the doctor's tomorrow. #fb
+@thtswhtshesd Well I'm just going to eat that up. #TWSS (in reference to cake)
+Random joke by @desrosj: "What a bunch of effers!" http://bit.ly/8V91XZ #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+The reason I'll be up all night: #PaulNarang. *Sigh* And before you say it - Yes, #TWSS.
+It's easy get in, impossible to rise up. #twss
+RT @iAmSuperHuman_: RT @BeatSupreme: @draztyk412 so!? #ItsAllPinkInTheMiddle <-- #twss <---#fail. Why would she say that??  Lol.
+#twss & #PAUSE !!!! RT @NekaLaToya: @MrRobbieo @KMcnair30 shhhhh! And mind your business! I'm sure u need more than what he gave me lol
+To protect and defend the United States of America from all enemies, internal and external. #TWSS #PaulNarang
+BOOM!  I had high hopes for you, my friend, and you did not disappoint. RT @Rainyfool: @Wildsau "got a little longer than anticipated" #twss
+@Wildsau "got a little longer than anticipated" #twss
+@nolimes mine is way more revealing than yours already! #twss
+#twss #twstweets "You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big."
+#Preguntasabandas The Ataris: por qué en asteroids la navecita salía por arriba y entraba por abajo #TWSS
+Random joke by @bexwrex: "But it was already in my mouth." http://bit.ly/9TXta8 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @wscollins06: "Aint no use cryin ova spilled milk! Unless some of it got inside the cookie." http://bit.ly/bvwJeD #twss
+@mariasellery thanks. As I you. Its always better with someone else rather than doing it alone (#twss)
+The axiom 'Sex is overrated' is not an insult to your partner. But a cold, hard truth. Also #TWSS.
+@shannonsas1 @alexandriacadyh They can't, but I'll handle your "truth"! #twss ;-)
+@NoBatteries #TWSS!
+@heathermg I'm sure I'm late to this party, but #TWSS!
+@arielleloren I have another client/friend that also loves contracts @morenaceo. Lol! We biz ladies loves to do it right! #twss
+@freeyourheart FINALLY SOME SANITY! But I gave you something else to chew on.... #twss
+I was bored anyway, so I set up a free snow cone booth in honor of @andrewslack's birthday. #MAC4SLACK! #myhandsarereallysticky #twss
+Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar! #twss
+Random joke by @mynameismobydic: "I told you I was gonna give it to you." http://bit.ly/bwJaW2 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+@ScottHepburn #twss
+#twss RT @yoitsadrian: doing the thang, ya know the thang and im doin it. #ambiguousupdates
+"I'm just trying to fit it all in" 
+#twss
+"Schumaker has found the openings." #TWSS
+RT @mikeymike010: #oneofmyfollowers always finds the best #twss
+BUFFALO WILD WIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS! i want it in my mouth. #twss.
+RT @mikeymike010 #oneofmyfollowers always finds the best #twss
+don't make me do it. #twss RT @tayedrums 
+well I'm not THAT small. But GoKits do kick ass..RT @cgouldin: @tayedrums you should buy a go-kit.
+#oneofmyfollowers always finds the best #twss
+For all my followers who don't know...#TWSS = #thatswhatshesaid
+@raytida I was abt to severely #twss that. But I guess it's like playing into her hands.
+@imasouvenir @lauren_alayne how dare u make fun of me with that #twss. I didn't know
+@homeloan_ninja And again, I say: #TWSS
+RT @Schnik: #TWSS (i knew it was coming, and you did not disappoint!)
+Random joke by @joshthebandboy: "How in da world would it soften in 2 minutes?!" http://bit.ly/dvsLzn #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+What is #twss? @imasouvenir
+#TWSS @Ra_1911_Q_DAWG @lauren_alayne @imasouvenir hey let's not fight we can settle this like tru greeks. Where's the WOOD
+@homeloan_ninja #TWSS
+RT @B_Penny: Watching The Wood till I fall asleep<<#twss?
+"I might otherwise occupy myself"#thatswhatshesaid #twss #twstweets
+Random joke by @wscollins06: "Aint no use cryin ova spilled milk! Unless some of it got inside the cookie." http://bit.ly/bvwJeD #twss
+Today's featured user is @lehoop18. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/aummR7 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+@atlasdanced what is #TWSS? is it "that's what she said" @naina @flyyoufools gimme the link..
+@Ms_Bossy88 Lol want more?? #TWSS
+@atlasdanced #LOL @ #TWSS
+There was a tie for Tuesday's top rated That's What She Said joke. Check them out here: http://bit.ly/7cuofF #twss
+#TWSS RT @twilightfairy: @flyyoufools I caught @naina's incident 'live' last night. but dunno Wat what happened next
+Penalty on @YossiAbadi for using #twss on his own comment. Twice. #violation
+Random joke by @angelswilliam: "Geez, how many times do I have to put this on here?" http://bit.ly/cW5dIN #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+#TWSS RT @SashG: There's nothing cute about single guys who can't clean after themselves or cook. Not. Endearing. At. All.
+@kirstycroft you do the beating, I'll do the eating. #twss
+A friend was in a car accident today, said she "took a full impact hit to the back end" #twss
+@WilsonTech1 #twss #ridingonadonkey
+@falibrahim #twss
+Has someone made a 'That's What She Said' twitter yet ? If not , I will ! #twss
+@NikPasic Lots of people have commented on how awesome & big it is (#twss), so I figured I'd put the word out in case anyone's keen.
+RT @MarcFace2032: RT @travsowavy: @MarcFace2032 yoooooo that thing is huuuuggeeeee!!!! Hahahahaha @thtswhtshesd #TWSS I'm buggin now hahah but its tough!!
+But seriously. Sleep. Now. Much. Needed. #overandout #TWSS
+Mabrook to @yossiabadi for getting his first ever purple ($500) and beinf up $400 #cloud400 #bestBJ #twss
+#twss RT @elg3cko @SkreeferMadness you're a long story.
+I want in n out #twss
+@Justinebiever Its long #TWSS
+#TWSS RT @jayiam: Finger licking good.
+RT @travsowavy: @MarcFace2032 yoooooo that thing is huuuuggeeeee!!!! Hahahahaha @thtswhtshesd #TWSS I'm buggin now hahah but its tough!!
+No one voted on any jokes yesterday, so no top rated joke for Tuesday. Make sure to vote for new jokes as they are added! #twss
+“@CheFonz: #twss RT @Oshi23: Why is it that I never see this shit coming???” GOOD One
+RT @WhoaLottaBody: I <3 me some Juice... - #twss
+@KristySteward #sometimesitrytoohard #TWSS #butthehastagsareworthit :)
+#twss RT @ZoeSymone: Damn. He quick as hell.
+RT @TreyDukes: RT @mixedbunny: @TreyDukes I downloaded it! And me likey![Damn u didn't even wait for me!!  ◄- #twss]
+@core_APPLER yeah then less flesh and stuff on the tenderizer ... #twss  ?
+#twss RT @Mark_Schlabach: Come again? RT @gamecocksblog: Another play Braves shoulda made. Tough play. But gotta make ... http://tmi.me/sVm3
+Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid?  Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
+@MarkHardcore thank you for recognizing me and your package in the same tweet. #TWSS
+RT @jaimeedmondson: #overheardatgamenight "I will swallow it!" @thtswhtshesd  #twss
+#TWSS RT @organeiser: @kmueller62  @Quartz164 don't knock it man that's an excellent position to be in
+#TWSS RT: @kmueller62 @Quartz164 you're merely an object. a plaything
+#TWSS RT: @NeilRhen @odonnellsteve did you sign up for tomorrow night?
+#TWSS " that came out wrong." -@ThaSportsChick
+Go hard or go home #twss
+well I'm gonna fill her up #twss
+@kkilimnik: Ironically, taco pie looks exactly the same going in as it does coming out. // nice.  #TWSS
+@core_APPLER I'm good. U get my tweet about my meat tenderizer? #twss
+#TWSS " duuuuude i need to know where i can get a new one!" -@ThaSportsChick
+#twss u know better! RT @UrbanInformer: Tryna wait to watch bad Girls Club so I can see it from the beginning but w/  ... http://tmi.me/sSNN
+@Taybreaux come again? #twss
+@forshannonski WOW.. I walked right into that one! I'm usually the #TWSS guy, so I try and watch what I say. #wellplayed
+#TWSS RT @somegoodpixels: Where is Harris teeter hiding the chocolate sauce?
+I can't wait to get home and ride it #twstweets @twstweets #thatswhatshesaid #twss
+#twss RT @Sum12eNvii: RT @SELECTIVE_GURU: Lmao everbody asking me if the bbm link real«it is I jus downloaded it! Errything looks bigger lol
+Ha! RT @ChadDiller: #twss http://su.pr/52Naty
+RT @granulac: Steely Dan comes out of fucking nowhere // #twss
+#TWSS RT @MisterOcean: RT @fCuKiNAMAZING: As soon as I finish let me quench your thirst - Hmmm... :X
+Sam said, "I come a lot" to our waitress. #twss
+#twss http://su.pr/52Naty
+@AngstGoddess003 Taking her down, one crab at a time. #twss
+#TWSS RT @Lea_Ellen @chas3r_van the pie is very powerful
+Random joke by @A_Wonderland: "He really takes the as many as can fit thing to heart." http://bit.ly/bIofl7 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+LMAOOO RT @SELECTIVE_GURU #Twss »» RT @AnasBelle: So happily stuffed right now =)
+RT @315Ness: RT: @DrJayJack Now I'm late.<#twss
+#Twss »» RT @AnasBelle: So happily stuffed right now =)
+@Kreggo_Eats felt it! LOL #TWSS
+Time 2 eat! #thatswhatshesaid  #twss
+RT @anKato: Cualquier cosa gritan.... :D  // That's what she said #TWSS
+#TWSS RT @chanthaBADGiRL: RT @quiesh_: #WheniwasLittle I was the fastest girl on the block
+That's what she said? #TWSS RT @petershankman "I love when interesting things just plop into my lap."
+True story. RT @mikefelts #TWSS RT @BriHoffman: Those gotta be some smallllll crabs!
+#TWSS RT @BriHoffman: Those gotta be some smallllll crabs!
+Random joke by @ev0ldave: "Eh, nm, I give up on dick." http://bit.ly/92erTF #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+#twss
+I got blowpop residue all over my screen.... Oh shit.... #TWSS! I knew it the second I finished that statement...
+RT: @DrJayJack Now I'm late.<#twss
+#TWSS..!!! Jajaja que te den que?? JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA RT @heero83: corrción: Wiener Wiener Wiener Wiener Wiener Wiener Wiener Wiener Wiener
+Random joke by @A_Wonderland: "I'm holding my breath hoping it won't end." http://bit.ly/cotCJh #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+@tabone what's #twss?
+@its_amber i absolutely do. gaming mechanism, works every time (for me). also, to your tweet: #twss (that one's for @bud_caddell)
+#Twss RT @BocaChula201: I'm playing wit ya heads ya so gullible smh O_O
+#TWSS Hee hee hee.. RT @aneebunee: @blahssome Hehe! Missing your night rituals is it? ;)
+@bacardi_queen @AshleyThizzdale that was an excellent use of #TWSS lol.
+#TWSS  AHAHA RT @kavenbrown: @AvPerkins LMAO ... I can't get with you man. You're too much, I thought making everyone laugh was my job.
+Random joke by @mystickitten: "If you're getting on, I'm getting off." http://bit.ly/8FBG6L #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+RT @thtswhtshesd: Hold on...I need to change position.. http://eatsh.it/DD #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
+Hold on...I need to change position.. http://eatsh.it/DD #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
+RT @TayElaine - @Sharkbitenyc = Problem solver. #thanksforthepowertools
+(#TWSS)
+#TWSS RT @AshleyThizzdale  fuck the work life. imma be working my ass off today
+@AshleyThizzdale @ElSleemz ... #twss
+Cuz I always get my best ideas when Im wet. #iCarly #ohdear #twss
+I did a porn to explore sexuality O_o #TWSS
+My English Teacher today: "Come in! Stay out then.. whatever!" hahah #twst @thatswhatshetweets #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+Random joke by @angelswilliam: "So, are you in or out?" http://bit.ly/aRSiQa #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+You make this too easy! RT @amanda_nan: You know, 4 oz. of meat is a lot more than I thought. #twss
+#twss RT @PrettySP: Geee!! Your back on?!  I was just watching our video! RT @ChicagoGee I told her look ma no hands!!
+#TWSS RT @BocaChula201: Today I'm on a rollercoaster ride... One minute things is up n real quick shit is doooowwwwnnn!!! FML
+RT @Kat_La: @thehuxman @aussienick uhh my appreciation and laughter, what else is there to get from it? < #twss
+@thehuxman should come and meet my Sys Admin, she gives be #twss setups all day
+Tonight I have tweeted about 5 or 6 #twss.... Just too easy today
+RT @aussienick: @Kat_La @thehuxman do i have to get up to find it for you? < #twss
+RT @aussienick: @thehuxman well it was funny at the time.. /cc: @Kat_La #twss
+Random joke by @desrosj: "One down, two to go." http://bit.ly/5SlQ9R #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+#Twss RT @TaanaDatsMe: RT @Stretchmula: Just made it to heaven.! http://tweetphoto.com/38055232 - u r literally in my backyard. Lol
+Today's featured user is @Gautch. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/9AQmUV #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+#TWSS RT @purnimarao What a great news day..."Momota is hebbing chaist pain."
+@Gorillamonk I love the smell of the wood there. #twss
+@capitalfellow It could be? #TWSS
+@kjannfischer isn’t that a #TWSS
+Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
+@k1t10 #twss that's what she said
+RT: @Coursey: "It would be a lot of work, and your hand would be really dirty, but it would be worth it in the end." @ckey5570” // #TWSS!
+@k1t10  #twss = That's what she said
+RT @k1t10: my bf will not let me spank him with the egg flip. How -un - fun :P < #twss /cc: @aussienick
+@thehuxman @k1t10 @GTRoberts LMAO! Thanks @theuxman for the #twss funnies I should work some into #swug preso
+RT @k1t10: @GTRoberts bang them out this week and then you can come :) < #twss /cc: @aussienick
+Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I'd be afraid of losing it in the middle of the night." http://bit.ly/c8RI6t #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+RT @k1t10: @alanjlee yeah or you could look on the Internet.... #twss /cc: @aussienick
+@SupaMagg #thatswhatshesaid #twss
+#TWSS RT @perniciously: Yay. @qtfan is awesome!
+@VioletKanian i am nice, but there's just some things that i just dont let down.. especially really good #TWSS jokes.
+Hadid! I was down $100 with 15 bucks left to play! Heck b4 I sleep let's bj! UP $200 BITCH! #niceBJ #TWSS
+RT @thtswhtshesd: RT @ahoy_katherine @thtswhtshesd "It can't fit through the hole, it's too thick!" #TWSS
+ROFLMAO!! RT @thtswhtshesd: RT @ahoy_katherine @thtswhtshesd "It can't fit through the hole, it's too thick!" #TWSS
+RT @ahoy_katherine @thtswhtshesd "It can't fit through the hole, it's too thick!" #TWSS
+Woot off to steam my milk. #anotherinanetweet #TWSS
+@JBagherpour I think you need to make them new posts, because when they go in as replies they just get all sucked up together. #TWSS
+#twss RT @h_olman @SleepyBrwn yo COME OVER
+@timgarlitz You are on fire tonight! #TWSS
+@rammy318 - I wonder what he would taste like... #TWSS
+"It's wrong, but it feels so right!" #twss
+#twss RT @RegalDee: @SirDeeAye just getting the beef tender tonight. I'll prolly finish tomorrow.
+I'm doing a to-do list! This is *huge* for me. #twss Item 1? Piss off @ryanrcraggs #andivealreadyscratcheditoffthelist #yay
+ahem #TWSS #justsayin RT @mahjerle: @Earringopia I decided to give a free hashtag tonight. cc: @markeze
+Mal Pensados! RT @akustiks: #TWSS ?? jk RT @whatsg00d @akustiks i want a huge one.. lol
+#TWSS ?? jk RT @whatsg00d @akustiks i want a huge one.. lol
+There was a tie for Monday's top rated That's What She Said joke. Check them out here: http://bit.ly/7cuofF #twss
+@foodieslikeus @iamchanelle #hardcore! it's bigger than i'd expected. #twss
+@purnimarao Suffice it to say that were there an award for perverted inventions, #TWHS & #TWSS would be right up there @daddy_san
+#twss RT @JennaAubrey: Can't believe it took me so long!
+@_AnaGarcia omg! I want some now! Soooo goood! #twss
+Scrape on my right knee is no joke. Right where my knee bends. I can't stretch it out otherwise it feels weird #twss
+“@SaraLang: In case you were wondering, we're now at 40 min and definitely still gooey in the middle.” #twss
+@ancyru #TWSS
+@vasser40 oh now i look dumb..lol you said "go" so i said going. then i said coming. then #twss. ive only had 2 beers lol
+@vasser40 *going* or *coming* or #twss. ;-D
+Edited: RT @eClassique Trevor filled up my tank, AGAIN. #TWSS #Giggity
+What is twss!? RT @unclichejay: Wow....this is huge *grabs popcorn* lol #twss
+Wow....this is huge *grabs popcorn* lol #twss
+Let the games begin!!  RT @Schnik: #TWSS RT @diam0ndhead94: (@sarahmsalter @markeze) I'm not quite sure how to take it!! ;-)
+#TWSS RT @diam0ndhead94: (@sarahmsalter @markeze) I'm not quite sure how to take it!! ;-)
+@TippyL I TOLD YOU they were married. I win at life! #iliketorubitin #twss
+#TWHS /#TWSS or Hauunnn #youprefer @i_r_squared @rukmaniram
+RT @BeatSupreme: RT @draztyk412: I made somethin but can't release it yet. <- #twss <---i made a lot of those actually.
+A real woman does not keep her mouth shut.... #TWSS
+I snorted and swallowed and popped my way through life #TWSS o_O
+@DaveClutton @richardjames_ haha, robs not that big - #twss
+Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid?  Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
+LMAO! So bad!  RT @Schnik: #twss RT @sarahmsalter: @diam0ndhead94 Well, until @Schnik, @markeze, @weightwhat ganged up on me it was fine!
+@B3ckyJ #TWSS #beerclub
+Too easy ** RT @KaelynRea Bones! Even better! Go for it @bandprof #twss
+#TWSS RT @kristy: @lookadoo I'm watching you get double teamed by @brentcsutoras and @chriswinfield and thinking you better just give in ;)
+Random joke by @wscollins06: "Wow lol." http://bit.ly/9LLiQu #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+dude @joestgen quiz hint... "secondary characters in Family Guy!" seriously??? why aren't you coming??? #twss
+@bootyp Oh there will be I'm putting money on @Einley sayin it #beerclub #twss
+#twss RT @sarahmsalter: @diam0ndhead94 Well, until @Schnik & @markeze & @weightwhat ganged up on me (*sniff sniff*) it was fine! ;-)
+#TWSS RT @sarahmsalter: @weightwhat Oh, c'mon Wendy! Don't gang up on me with the boys! (cc: @markeze)
+Bones! Even better! Go for it @bandprof #twss
+@markeze Well done. CC: @sarahmsalter  #TWSS
+@sarahmsalter @schnik #TWSS
+Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
+#twss #twstweets #twhs #twhtweets "I want it right here, Ray."
+lol Oh really... #Twss RT @MissSweetheartD: This Cinnabon has magical powers!
+RT @SkreeferMadness #cosign RT @gnarleybynature @AshleyThizzdale unless there's a big ass tattoo under there... but otherwise true. <- #TWSS
+@dpatenaude @paulletourneau #twss.
+Just got the most aMAZing backpack EVER!
+!#twss#!
+Ill do both if you want. #twss #kidsthesedays
+#TWSS RT @runamyrun:  Do it in the shower (less mess) and use warm water.
+Random joke by @angelswilliam: "A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking." http://bit.ly/5Czsrb #twss
+It's not even, like, a small hole. #twss - http://twitpic.com/2d7thx
+i just tried to re-tweet, but that tweet didn't fit in the Twitter box. #TWSS  @Venezia Roma ? DID I DO IT?
+@amandacdykes #twss
+I hate sitting in the back of planes. People take for fucking ever to get off the damn thing. #twss
+@kattz_R si ahora hazte la policia de merida... aun chinazo bien explicito. Te doy el chance de buscarlo si no te pongo el #Twss  XD
+@hibecki That's what she said! #twss
+RT @Josie_Bee My back is tighter than charlotte's web- I need a massage!! #TWSS
+Random joke by @angelswilliam: "He let me drive his probe home." http://bit.ly/6DeJwN #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+@florisa25 I haven't been on that site in over a month. I'm gonna get on that tonight. #twss
+@becker64 @cshontz I really, REALLY want to #TWSS that....
+#TWSS too! RT @MsNieceC: Damn u Gerold! Lol! RT @SELECTIVE_GURU: #Twss RT @MsNieceC: @SELECTIVE_GURU my jaw dropped.
+Damn u Gerold! Lol! RT @SELECTIVE_GURU: #Twss RT @MsNieceC: @SELECTIVE_GURU my jaw dropped.
+RT @jeffbeamish: @devinneeley So apparently today is "International That's What She Said" day. Drink it in. #twss
+Where's the meat?! #twss RT @DeJa_J: Yams and greens for breakfast lol. Yuhm. :)
+#Twss RT @MsNieceC: @SELECTIVE_GURU my jaw dropped.
+Bout to ride the Magnum #twss
+#TWSS (@weightwhat) RT @duane_scott: You know, eating a banana could be a pleasant experience if the texture didn't workout my gag reflexes.
+@devinneeley So apparently today is "International That's What She Said" day. Drink it in. #twss
+Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "He turns backwards to the breath." http://bit.ly/9J56DW #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+#TWSS but that is not what she meant! RT @ruhiseth: Tu bin bataye...mujhe le chal kahi...jaha tuuu muskuraye...meri manzil wahi
+@BriteComplexity #TWSS
+#TWSS RT @kavenbrown: @AvPerkins Wow. You're unbelievable! Hee! Hee!
+@BellaRopa it ain't the stride length, its the turnover rate! #twss
+@richardjames_ and yep, #twss ;)
+This vanilla frosty is everything I thought it would be and more... *closes eyes and swallows# and yes @AN_PYT @Twit_Starter212 #TWSS
+Sugar Beach opens today #twss
+Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "We're on; he's coming today." http://bit.ly/aMlLZi #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+Im supposes to be painting again today, but my back hurts... Them walls will still be here tommorrow. #twss
+@AshleyThizzdale #twss  hell yes!!
+#inception #twss http://is.gd/ea9DH
+I'll have the pulled pork #TWSS @carolyncitygirl
+Random joke by @KKrisR: "Release the Kraken!!!!!!!!!!!!!" http://bit.ly/aeWwks #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+Today's featured user is pollorojo. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/aGTGAI #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+RT @alanjlee RT @aussienick: @alanjlee double bag them and you should be sweet. <-- #twss ! <-- boom-tish
+RT @aussienick: @alanjlee double bag them and you should be sweet. <-- #twss !
+RT @MzQueshia: @FlawsAndAllDoll don't do universal you will be so bored and wet!<< #twss haha and I loveee universal!
+Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "I love the weather down here." http://bit.ly/9gJ9wb #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+Ummm, #TWSS ??  RT @chrismaddox: Yuck the Fankees.
+#TWSS RT @saffrontrail @satanbhagat heh! You are unstoppable :)
+@irishtwisisters HA, I was just about to say that #twss ;)
+RT @thtswhtshesd: At least you're deep enough to admit you're shallow. http://eatsh.it/DA #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
+Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid?  Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
+@andrewkfromaz @bobrox i have too many handfuls already. #oops #twss
+#TWSS RT @iBeGoinHAM: I wanna make love to your mouth
+RT @noellephx: @AZVern Damn Vern. you are good. #TWSS
+just put ya lips together and blow - britney spears #TWSS
+RT @woohoo507: RT @ESTAH_R: Rt @woohoo507: RT @thtswhtshesd: I can't get my tongue in the hole! http://eatsh.it/DB #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSa ...
+RT @estah_r: Rt @woohoo507: RT @thtswhtshesd: I can't get my tongue in the hole! http://eatsh.it/DB #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid weirdly gross ish?!?!
+Rt @woohoo507: RT @thtswhtshesd: I can't get my tongue in the hole! http://eatsh.it/DB #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid weirdly gross ish?!?!
+RT @thtswhtshesd: I can't get my tongue in the hole! http://eatsh.it/DB #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
+@iFeel__Pretty ummm how long of a train ride is that? That's the slowest moving thing on earth. #twss
+RT @thtswhtshesd: I can't get my tongue in the hole! http://eatsh.it/DB #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
+RT @thtswhtshesd: At least you're deep enough to admit you're shallow. http://eatsh.it/DA #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
+I can't get my tongue in the hole! http://eatsh.it/DB #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
+At least you're deep enough to admit you're shallow. http://eatsh.it/DA #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
+I'm waiting in suspense for @alexpardee to update me on this lady, keep em coming #twss
+There was a tie for Sunday's top rated That's What She Said joke. Check them out here: http://bit.ly/7cuofF #twss
+@MeReBe sadly, no. i'll have to work it in next time. it's harder than you think. #twss
+@BobbyFreeman Probably very few. They actually screw on the backs (#TWSS) so that doesn't happen.
+theres a show on called Eating out: all you can eat....Thats what she said!!! #twss
+RT @SupaBadDiddy: My cheeks are soooooo chunky lmao!<-#twss
+& before anyone else does it........... #TWSS RT @smola04: @ktdeeds mmmmmmmmmmm..... sounds awesome. with fudge.
+@TheJennC @LovelyBlue27 Yea, I tried long & hard to corrupt her, I just couldnt topple the halo.... and yes - #TWSS
+Only one mention needed so that The Grudge ghost is gone from view. Please don't make me tweet myself. #twss
+#twss RT @YankeeMegInPHL: @Stefmara @yankee32879 It's too big. I need to edit/compress. Hopefully tomorrow. @alisonfaye
+just about to say that RT @iammykei: @hdloverforever #twss
+So does this fucking train!!!! -__- #twss RT @AshleyThizzdale julie drives at the same speed as grass grows
+@RITmusic2k @InsultsByMiLo I missed that until I blew it up! #TWSS #YoMomma
+@obviousdesigner musta been a great wet ride. #twss
+"I cannot believe you came!" #twss on Hannah Montana Forever
+#twss RT @JessicaHansley: @radseed Of course it is, but I wanted a tasty treat.
+And #twss lmaoo RT @JessicaHansley @radseed Of course it is, but I wanted a tasty treat.
+Arent you supposed to do the other end?   Either end works. #twss #kazoo
+Random joke by @wscollins06: "I call next!" http://bit.ly/axL2lp #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+#TWSS RT @RangerDenni ladies and gentlemen, it's sandwich time :)
+@Supra_Kitty Lol Thats What She Said = #TWSS ..
+well i USED to have more than one day off work... new schedule says thats over. i work eight shifts in six days. i wont last long! #twss
+@techrsr You just set yourself up for a #TWSS there.
+Random joke by @KKrisR: "He left me totally cold." http://bit.ly/cyflLc #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+Uncle hondo was on fire yesterday: not a single person turned me down. #twss Today's turndown rate is 50 percent or more. #bah #suburbanskew
+#TWSS ;-) RT @Supra_Kitty: Good wood!
+#TWSS RT @Bew_D @amoghranadive Tsk, tsk. Now you're trying too hard.
+RT @hmorast: SIGHHHH IM SO BORED. #twss
+Don't tell her!!! LMAO! RT @FrankiScenes: Lmao what is twss RT @streetztalk: @FrankiScenes @DSTBlaze I already ate :( #TWSS
+Lmao what is twss RT @streetztalk: @FrankiScenes @DSTBlaze I already ate :( #TWSS
+@SI_PeterKing That's what she said! #twss
+@tdhurst #twss
+Do you, like, need little fingers? #twss #twstweets cc: @Schiger
+These cookies look mighty tasty #TWSS (via @mshazeleyesdc)
+@joeruiz Can I send you the paper again for you to check out? It's kinda long. #twss
+#TWSS RT @IceColdSoloAce: RT #easilymisconstruedphrases  @Emoney486 That was really hard 
+Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "Oh no, up here." http://bit.ly/cgKPgI #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+Yall are on a roll wit #TWSS today! ROTFL! ==» @streetztalk @FrankiScenes @MikaFlyyMommy
+#TWSS, in a three-way gone bad. RT @Bew_D: @amoghranadive You're just being a bitch cuz you want it too. You know it.
+#TWSS RT @Bew_D: @amoghranadive Muwahahahaha! *licks cream off mouth, smacks lips*
+MOM: That's it! I've had it up to here! Me: That's what she said. MOM: what?! Me: huh? MOM: one more of you and it's your ass...#TWSS :D
+@FrankiScenes @DSTBlaze I already ate :( #TWSS
+First time in Memphis. I thought it would be bigger #twss
+"Will you grab front?" #TWSS
+RT @thtswhtshesd: Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid?  Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
+Random joke by @JB2050: "This has to be just you and me." http://bit.ly/7fiKrN #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+@kartographer We need to have a hashtag called #TWSSBijli - a failed #TWSS or a bulb #TWSS
+@kartographer hahahaha. You and @I_r_squared have the whole #twss tag covered. Epic stuff.
+NEver thought...RT @kartographer: #EPIC #TWSS RT @livetimefe @techrsr YEs, you eat his kathrikka @diogeneb, give him my share of it too.
+#EPIC #TWSS RT @livetimefe @techrsr YEs, you eat his kathrikka @diogeneb, give him my share of it too.
+RT @brittnisade ...lemme get on it <---#twss
+Just saw the Johnsonville brats commercial. Their slogan? "Sausage is all we do." #twss
+Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "That's pretty hard, Alan. That's pretty hard." http://bit.ly/cnP8qd #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+@coraxaroc #AllesOK mein Freund, das sieht schlimmer aus, als es ist (Self- #twss)
+#twss RT @justcoolem: That shyt bodied me last nite @skeetaluv..
+I'm sorry but that really sounds like a #twss RT @IamWJC RT @GCChurch: It's never to late to experience Jesus!
+Random joke by @KKrisR: "Yes yes yes." http://bit.ly/a1vWeD #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+Today's featured user is @koduckgirl. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/9oI1NN #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+Its so warm and its so wet! #twss
+@jinxxedout sigh. #twhs or #twss is "that is what he/she said" @_wbrodrigues
+@DingDongMong ROFL. I just noticed the #TWSS here!
+Random joke by @KKrisR: "Swipe it down the middle." http://bit.ly/a6Hy5Q #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+Dekh yaar. Mauqe ki Nazaaqat ko samjha kar yaar. #TWSS
+#TWSS RT @pratichee I like kids.I play with them.for FOUR minutes!
+Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
+Attn: @madraslover #TWSS RT @AbsolutDiamond: I miss my girlfriends.
+RT @thtswhtshesd: Just stick that thru the hole and keep going in and out http://eatsh.it/D9 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
+Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid?  Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
+@idoliseisaiahx #twss
+#TWSS RT @SonicBooomm: PENIS!
+There was a tie for last week's top rated That's What She Said joke. Check them out here: http://bit.ly/6mIfCA #twss
+There was a tie for Saturday's top rated That's What She Said joke. Check them out here: http://bit.ly/7cuofF #twss
+@weightwhat a #TWSS woulda been better
+@christinarizer so you use the plug as a switch, ey? #insertasneeded #twss
+@batteredgnome also, I'm totally looking forward to a Big Mick in the morning. #twss
+@MzStarrBurst its always hard #twss
+RT @isDa1Nonly Can't wait to take off this skirt<#thatswhatshesaid #TWSS
+You need to be 21 already so you can party with big homie Mick RT @FANgelo: @yoMICK yeah man, I love the feel of it #TWSS
+@SueSpaight That's HUGE! #TWSS @bootyp
+@yoMICK yeah man, I love the feel of it #TWSS
+RT @SeBaMaGaGa: A week ago, @ladygaga liberated me. Damn, time flied. I'm a Free Bitch. // That's what she said! #TWSS
+RT @smola04 @ThaSportsChick I love it!! You're good!#twss
+Last night in GC #fsu #finallycleanstuffup #sothatiswhatthecarpetlookslike #thiscametoofast #twss
+*cough* #TWSS RT @JoannaInTexas: As in life, the harder it is, the more fun it is! RT @RockstarJedi: Um playing guitar is hard. That is all.
+@Ryan1021 im seriously wearing a #TWSS tshirt right now while cleaning/packing
+Im just OCD. I like it on top. #twss #bailey
+@kristinburbey #TWSS
+The big ones scare me. #twss
+Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I kinda got carried away with the whipped cream." http://bit.ly/ccYw59 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+RT @Pretty_HotPink: Gotta buy some new kitchenware...think I'll make his fav & he BETTER eat it<#thatswhatshesaid #twss
+@householdhacker Make it fit! >:D #twss
+@rammy318 - Hmm. Damn, that's a hard one. #TWSS
+Just busted out a #TWSS. Are those retro-cool yet?
+#TWSS No, really. RT: @rajeshmacha: Tickle my Vagina http://bit.ly/d39cbA
+Random joke by @CaitHealy: "It's creamy, it's gentle, it's effective" http://bit.ly/dncIhp #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+still waiting for a native iPad Apple Remote app. Album art is pixel-y & the fonts are HUGE. #twss  http://twitpic.com/2ckxgz
+#TWSS RT @sarahmsalter: Actually, I slept the last two hours to recover from the work and of course, the snakehandling.
+#TWSS! RT @isaachowe: And I quote " I guess I just need to stay stimulated " - @adammyerson
+RT @NillaBooty: Omg. He's like 5 foot. Lol. <--#TWSS.
+TWSS - a pretrained That's-What-She-Said classifier written in Ruby.  Let the mashups begin! http://bit.ly/d1pFJx #twss
+@1rving Hahahahaha #TWSS!!
+Thahaha I'm havin the biggest ( #TWSS ) convo eva.. sittin here rollin.. only if she knew lmao
+#twss #twstweets "This is gonna get so big."
+#TWSS RT @perniciously I could do it before and I can do it now.
+@chicabeingme of course we'll drag you there! Even if you don't wanna go. Also #TWSS :P @mizarcle @nautanki @aneebunee
+Random joke by @wscollins06: "He said I barely passed his test" http://bit.ly/cvJ2Ru #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+@xGolden HAHA yeah me too everytime I talk to @TeamPeterick_ I make at least 5 #TWSS lmao xDD yur awesum for RTing lol d(^_^)b <--thumbs up
+RT @hotKimmodity: RT @Ant_ThunderUp: Im tight - #TWSS
+i know #OneOfMyFollowers is gonna read that last tweet and hit me w/ that #twss shit. *sets stopwatch* Waaaiit foooor iiit. =/
+RT @CheFonz: #twss @KelvinDaAPE1906 #GOTEM RT @MizKerr: Guess what I'm gettin ready to dooooo....EAT *does happy dance* :D--thats corny
+this boy in the hair salon just said "open it up and taste it" #TWSS
+Warren G was the shit. He didn't do "This Dj" but fuck it. <— #twss but yeah there are some punks out there I'd advise y'all to skip on.
+RT @fadingecho: @AZVern Yeah, Dude, you're tellin' me! It was all up in my eye and shit... #TWSS
+@thtswhtshesd "My god! It was so hot I had to open the back door!" You know that's what she said #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
+Just stick that thru the hole and keep going in and out http://eatsh.it/D9 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
+How? RT @gargneha: #TWSS :) RT @BrettLeeholic: @jhayu Unfollow you and miss the fun? No friggin' way. =P @gargneha
+@thtswhtshesd "Stop banging things over there!" #TWSS
+Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
+#TWSS :) RT @BrettLeeholic: @jhayu Unfollow you and miss the fun? No friggin' way. =P @gargneha
+#TWSS!!!!  RT @Sazzle2485: @elusivekoolaid .."i dont like my meats mixed up".... totallt "trip and hendy"..... lolololololololololololololol
+#TWSS RT @preetidhingra: @sunilea Abhi to raat jawan hai...
+RT @ted_c619: C'mon #Padres, let's turn things around tonight and get a winning streak going! #lastnight'sperformancewasunacceptable #twss
+C'mon #Padres, let's turn things around tonight and get a winning streak going! #lastnight'sperformancewasunacceptable #twss
+#TWSS in d brackets good night :-D RT @Lady_shweta: Good night World. Peace. Sleep. Dream. (No sweets today i am on a diet)
+Random joke by @KKrisR: "Let's get this party started!!!" http://bit.ly/6uWnwi #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+I think I died and went to food heaven. No way I can fit all this in me. #twss http://twitpic.com/2cixpx
+@NateBDavis I have a single in autotune it bangs hard in the club #twss (no need 2 say it) lol its nice right @arielcherie
+B3d ma yabela.. #TWSS "@Q8ROFL: Its fuck, not fudge not fak not funk. IT IS FUCK OK??!"
+Just found out other people abbreviate that's what she said, too! #TWSS!
+Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid?  Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
+Its so big.... #twss
+Lmao RT @taut_7: @couturefreak i know but it's hard. #twss
+Random joke by @desrosj: "My lettuce is wilting." http://bit.ly/5ix186 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+@fatdaddystacks rub it in....#TWSS
+My butt is sore. WTF?! #TWSS
+I'm gonna have to go with #TWSS on that. Just about. RT @oneblackcoffee: I used all my energy on doing nothing
+Me: "We couldn't use the cooler on the river, they have a size limit." Mom: "Yeah. That's what she said. [high five]" Wow. #TWSS
+Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I hurt; I don't wanna do any more." http://bit.ly/bah4tV #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+Today's featured user is @AZX3RIC. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/bke2m3 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+'I don't like the big balls, I like the small balls' #TWSS
+RT @BeatSupreme: Ok, these back muscle spasms are getting ridiculous!!!!!!! <----#TWSS.
+@OnTheFlyTour thats what she said! #twss
+Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "Was last night enjoyable for you?" http://bit.ly/aD2XI5 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
+RT @diogeneb: Haunnnnnnn #TWSS RT: @lavanyam: @gradwolf I DO
+#TWSS RT @ratichaudhary: @parswani_pri #pms?
+Haunnnnnnn #TWSS RT: @lavanyam: @gradwolf I DO
+RT @thtswhtshesd: Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
+Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
+#TWSS :) RT @TeenThings: It doesn't matter how slow you go, as long as you never stop. #teenthings
+@YANNAHness That's what she said! #TWSS
+@phishgirl3 @herselfwpg you've never failed me on a #twss
+@rukmaniram New DP. Blatant #TWSS on the DP too. :P
+"It tasted really good, I just felt like it was in my best interests not to swallow it. #TWSS
+@stevekaw @KeithAllGamer "...practiced hands..." #TWSS
+No one voted on any jokes yesterday, so no top rated joke for Friday. Make sure to vote for new jokes as they are added! #twss
+#TWSS RT @diam0ndhead94: @sarahmsalter @mahjerle Or just a twisted obsession. Either way, I'll take it!
+#TWSS RT @sarahmsalter: @homeloan_ninja NEVER AGAIN. I like meat.
+@deonmims #twss
+OH: all I do is move balls around.
+Yeah, I do the same thing #TWSS
+@PinkFluffGirl I have to go there this weekend, so I will look for indestructable balls. #TWSS
+@ja_dono #twss
+@mayhemstudios yah lol my old handle got taken. @AnythingAnthony told me to add the Supa. I'm happy with it. It's really long #twss
+RT @BeatSupreme: @ily_aloha u always know when I'm coming <--#twss
+LOL! @shareski threw a huge #twss softball: http://twitter.com/shareski/status/20516052809
+@jonbecker That's got to be one of the best #twss responses I've seen.
+@crawfordcomeaux @JayCalle that's what she said! #twss
+@thtswhtshesd (talking about chocolate) js:i can't break it!its too hard! me: that's what she said! #twss
+Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid?  Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
+@Dr_Phil I wish I could come tomorrow!! #twss  but yeah today's decent enough
+"The sorrier you get, the harder I become." #twss #wifeswap