twss 0.0.1
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- data/.gitignore +2 -0
- data/README.markdown +46 -0
- data/Rakefile +52 -0
- data/data/classifier +2332 -0
- data/data/non_twss.txt +6389 -0
- data/data/twss.txt +1947 -0
- data/lib/twss.rb +31 -0
- data/lib/twss/engine.rb +63 -0
- data/lib/twss/trainer.rb +68 -0
- data/lib/twss/tweet_collector.rb +29 -0
- data/script/collect_non_twss.rb +4 -0
- data/script/collect_twss.rb +4 -0
- data/script/train.rb +7 -0
- data/twss.gemspec +61 -0
- metadata +126 -0
data/data/twss.txt
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RT @MediaKingFlav: #TWSS RT @TheReal_Su: I need a ride!!!!!!!!
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It was just too long... RT @synthiacat Who knew moving a couch could be so fun? Too bad it couldn't go in... #twss
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@ImSpencerSMD >_> #TWSS
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@HealthOC I'm glad you're on top of this (...) so we meet our #twss quotas! How was Charger Camp? When you wanna resched dinner? #girldate
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#CategoricalStatementOfTheDay #TWSS RT @_poohi: @NabeeLn Only dumb ppl go to chennai :p am gng trekking... To sharavati river valley
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@thebigdebowski #twss --RT @JeffreyFriend: Haha I know! I didn't think it would fit! @HealthOC @thtswhtshesd
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RT @CptKC @gilesgoatboy I'm kinda astonished at how big your head is. #twss
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RT @SELECTIVE_GURU: #TWSS RT @Mandeezyy: I'm in the mood for meatballs•now that iknow wt #twss stands 4 Im lookin at this tweet differently•
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@Tkdfool #twss
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Yea I got sick of defining it on twitter RT @Mandeezyy: Just googled #TWSS ...rofl @SELECTIVE_GURU
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@longklaw what do we have to do to get it out of you? #twss
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#twss RT @NeicyMarie: La pomme....RT @MrRobbieo: @NeicyMarie @NekaLaToya @dopegirlfresh23 where you bit....I mean lovely ladies at?
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No matter how much u pound it it will not be a #TT #twss #thatswhatshesaid lol
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“@_mar1ana: @MarioGsj what in the world is #TWSS ?!! lol” <-- Thats What She Said ..
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grrr well let me play around some more #TWSS
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@BornSuaVe_AugVI dang that's a #TWSS
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#TWSS RT @Mandeezyy: I'm in the mood for meatballs
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RT @FRB_YungWaVii yy i jus gt hit by water nd i love tht i gt wet lmao #pause< #TWSS
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@MarioGsj what in the world is #TWSS ?!! lol
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RT @BBizDAish #twss RT @Ur_phrodisiac11: What goes up must come down and what gets hard must get soft at some point...>she sure did lol
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“@NorCalChika: @Bombproductions @_mar1ana make sure the bedazzler is a good size” <--- #TWSS
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@Dbirdy [q] you did a fine job this eve [/q] #twss
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On Pickle for the first time in two days. I missed my baby. ;) #TWSS (Pickle's my netbook. xD)
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O.o No vale!! Es un libro!! O.o RT @heero83: @kattz_R se te hacia tarde #TWSS "....Más tarde le meto a 1libro un rato =D "
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@kattz_R se te hacia tarde #TWSS "....Más tarde le meto a 1libro un rato =D "
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RT @zac_moore: Went to kennesaw this morning. Then worked from 11 to about 9. And I broke a horse. Had a pretty productive day. #twss
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#teamhampton = BIG JOKER #teamhoward = 3 of clubs .......Awwww, you couldnt get it up huh.... #twss #tohowarddudes
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Who knew moving a couch could be so fun? Too bad it couldn't go in... #twss
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That's what she said ;) #twss RT @StLCardsGuy: Deep and firm. #90minutesofpleasure #massage #FB
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Game of inches. #twss
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@ThelovelyJ girl! I'm out of commission! You and @JESSizAstar wore me out! #twss lol
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ABSOLUTELY DYING from the #topchef #twss comments - unreal lulz - thx
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LOL RT @JeffHouck "My beef's really dry and I'm not happy about it." #topchef #TWSS
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"Then we'll do it real quiet like." #StarWars #twss
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I wish @bootyp was my neighbor. Id water her flowers anyday #twss lol. And @vasser40 had the smooove hair & the ladies man Alex. How awesome
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Was my previous tweet a serious version of #TWSS? Gosh, the maturity I display on this account. OMG GAIZ I HAS RED HAIRZ #VAIN #VAIN
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My head is throbbing/ #TWSS I'm srs though, I need a Tylenol.
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Lmfao #NICE one RT @VaughnL86: #TWSS RT @FANgelo: That had to be the quickest 20 mins of my life
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#TWSS RT @FANgelo: That had to be the quickest 20 mins of my life
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#twss RT @ElStache oh SHIT. The Wood is about to come on BET
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@rainnwilson that's what she said! #twss
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RT @taut_7: my knees are killing me.// c'mon son #twss... Tht was a lob team lol... Nash 2 stoudamire
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RT @taut_7: my knees are killing me.// c'mon son #twss
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Playing with his caulk again. #clubhouse #twss http://tweetphoto.com/36868384
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RT @kboo1973: I SUBMITTED THIS!!! RT @thtswhtshesd When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I want to taste it on my tongue, but I don't want it to drip all over my face." http://bit.ly/cRzZNa #twss
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Where's your cucumber special. #twss #clubhouse
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Ready to get off. #TWSS
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"Oh wow, right in my face. Thanks." #TWSS
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Jeffrey Shackelford): Thats what she said??? #twss http://twitpic.com/2bnip2 http://twurl.nl/j7gvu6
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RT @Daniel_Doelling: RT @JJFrog: Thats what she said??? #twss http://twitpic.com/2bnip2
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@kboo1973 Nice #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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You have no pole or two big black balls to worry about. #clubhouse #twss
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I SUBMITTED THIS!!! RT @thtswhtshesd When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Thats what she said??? #twss http://twitpic.com/2bnip2
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@elvisofdallas are ya'll up to #twss shenanigans without me?! No fair having fun while I'm working @Nadds
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"Size matters not." #StarWars #twss
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RT @THEnewTILAGO: Whooo that was wayyyyy too sweet . I need some water .<#TWSS !!
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@jose602 : Is #twss like SWASS? #posseonbroadwayliterally
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Every time I see bits of other people's drama (#twss), I start to wonder what happened but then realize I don't care. Also, platypi!
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#twss RT @walylama Congrats Mr. hamerhead. You sir are the man.
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#twss RT @walylama I think my profile pix black part is expanding #oohlala
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@Stookystar it has, hasn't it. Crazy long. #twss :)
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RT @ElSleemz: @walylama haha. Yours is hella big. #twss the erection 1 or the black part?
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@walylama haha. Yours is hella big. #twss
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@AshleyThizzdale I'm a do you a favor. #twss please hold. #twhs
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I was debating if I wanted a big one or a small one." http://bit.ly/cE4DsS #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Everyday I realize more and more why we're such good friends, @dhudge. BTW, I always imagine that Chewie is saying, #twss, in wookiee.
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I was just working hard on it all day and there was just too much for me to swallow. http://eatsh.it/D4 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I was just working hard on it all day and there was just too much for me to swallow. http://eatsh.it/D4 #TWSS #ThatsWh ...
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When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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I was just working hard on it all day and there was just too much for me to swallow. http://eatsh.it/D4 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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@wonkothesane1 Fun times. That's what's this weekend. And I can't wait. That's why I need to make it come faster. #TWSS
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"It's a hit?" "Negative. It didn't go in." #StarWars #twss
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Its not very big, but its cute. #thatswhatshesaid #twss #twstweets @twstweets
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RT @gigglebones718: @FlawsAndAllDoll lmfaooo..don't do that #twss<< I wouldn't be offended if you unfollowed me RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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@mcblake no, lets stick with the innuendo. It's much more fun just replying with #twss
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#Twss and im all in *Pow* lol RT @ThelovelyJ: @VERGE68 I wanna do it too! LOL
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"Get on top of it!" "I'm trying!" #StarWars #twss
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#twss RT @yelyahwilliams: Im sorry I spilled it all over ur bus. 2 make u more prettier. RT @boomersaveus: (cont) http://tl.gd/2u2tbc
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#TWSS RT @iKICK_BaLLs: #random I can now hit the daddy stroke
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I NEED those bad boys in my life...#twss RT @SaltySpoon: @BestFoodBlogEVR (twss post-its from my desk) http://tweetphoto.com/36836732
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My ass is killing me. . .(#twss)
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @deniz_d: "We did it in the breaks." http://bit.ly/9hoybI #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Random joke by @deniz_d: "We did it in the breaks." http://bit.ly/9hoybI #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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RT @FabLifeofZ: @VERGE68 Your comment is like helpful and jerkish all in the same sentence. Kind of hard to pull that off.<<<<< #twss
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#TWSS my mind is totally in the gutter now RT @EvilGeneus: RT @sleepy_Ace: wen u only eat once or twice a day..savor every bite #empirelivin
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Hahahaha #goodone RT @DAREALGC: #twss RT @jessiej102: @MrRobbieo thx for rubbing it in lol! What did u get?
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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#twss RT @jessiej102: @MrRobbieo thx for rubbing it in lol! What did u get?
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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We're scripting!! =DD It's been so LONG (that's TOTALLY what she said #twss)
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...#twss
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#twss RT @Paul_Casey: Only played 5 holes with Luke Donald and @ianjamespoulter before we had to come because of lightning.
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "I'll eat you." http://bit.ly/chdThK #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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I bet Uranus will be rockin #twss RT @Slate Dr. Dre wants to make an instrumental album about the solar system http://slate.me/bHL5KL
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@sarahmsalter Uhm. #TWSS
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@imjameshall If you see an opportunity, jump on it. #twss
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RT @Have_Sum_Jones Bad penis would increase your Head Pain/Headaches #TWSS ahahahah < #FACT
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@saynomorgan #twss
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "What I love about you, is that you come out 100%." http://bit.ly/bVLVZ8 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @wscollins06: "We're here you comin?" http://bit.ly/bbVPqm #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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!#twss#!
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@deemerman And way too heavy. #twss
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Random joke by @wscollins06: "We're here you comin?" http://bit.ly/bbVPqm #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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#TWSS RT @ramaaramesh: And his twitter background is *lezz* suggestive in tune with this :D
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#TWSS? No? Okay. RT @shailaja: But these samosas I tell you, are so hot and tasty.
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RT @melodiACE: oh its tingling...you got that much right. > #TWSS
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Random joke by @ErikaJonas: "It's going everywhere! Me and my cousin rolled around laughing for 10 minutes on Thanksgiving." #twss
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#TWSS RT @preetidhingra: If ever my reply to you includes the word 'bhai', don't mistake it to be my brotherly feelings for you. ever
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#TWSS!! RT @VioletLily @limburger2001 @plasmaegg @aussienick It was so smooth and creamy... nom. /ping @ohcrap
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RT @Emmymouse: @northirid @special_girl just be careful what you fast forward. You don't want to miss the good bits! #TWSS /cc @aussienick
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#twss RT @belindanash: It would seem my neighbour's pussy is even more tired than I am... she's snoring #whoknewpussiescouldsnore
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#TWSS??? RT@Dantzzz: Anyone have any more advice on how to use my diaphragm and keep my throat open when singing?
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RT: @CrazyAnsh: @malinthe රෑට එනවද පොඩ්ඩකට? #twss
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RT @sethray1987: @nate_ray I want to come!// #twss
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@MontseOrtiz #TWSS lol Good nite chi. Chis lol
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RT @KaelynRea Hmm I may have added too much batter to the cups.. Halfway should have been fine I thought.. // #TWSS
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Smirk! // RT @Schnik: Ahem. #TWSS RT @duane_scott: @diam0ndhead94 well, ill try not to get on the twitter right when you get off again.
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@amy_schmamey sorry already ate yours. #twss
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again, #TWSS RT @neil_hershey: @DBMoulton @kayjaybuch Yes but I want to see all of it, that's the thing about it, ha.
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@msdaisy425 http://tweetphoto.com/36715294 thought u were gonna be home & in bed by 12 tonight (#twss)
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@DBMoulton @neil_hershey @kayjaybunch #TWSS?
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RT @jordaannYUUP: @misterperfekt nigga u came at me.<#twss
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NEWWW #TT >>>>> #TWSS #TWSS <<<< THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!! LEEGGOOOOO #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS
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When someone #TWSS you, #Indecent him. #TwitterCommandments
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If u only knew RT @RockstarJedi #TWSS RT @Music30: @QueenAliParker we know what happened when I tried to touch it earlier. Didn't end well.
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“@TheLustIVSlim: Lmfaoooooooo ! Buh Wuts #TWSS? FRB Sayiinngs #NShyt >>>>>Yall Suppppose 2Fill A Sistuh In <<<<< THATZ WHAT SHE SAID xDD
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#TWSS RT @JSAVERY: @kmueller62 Very excellent indeed.
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"you want some of the shit that fell out of my taco?" #TWSS
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@davinharms #TWSS
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"@AyoCHOCOLATE: I'm tight, ugh."<---this is a #twss @CheFonz
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less than 2 hours... come on! #twss
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Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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@artillery606 chicky sammy #doubledown #twss #twis #hwagp
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I wanna see that movie!
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!#twss#!
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#twss RT @sarahmsalter: @weightwhat Now come on, Wendy. Just TRY it. It won't hurt you!
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@ktdeeds @smola04 We like to share! #twss :-D
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why am i being offered a job that i wanted months ago two and half weeks before i leave-__- #badtiming.
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#twss.
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@thatredhairgirl @chris_ascher #TWSS
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#TWSS #doubletagged RT @diam0ndhead94: @sarahmsalter You get what you give!!! ;-) *sniff*
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This couple has been kissing for ever....I went to the store came back and they still kissing...your tongue don't get tired? #TWSS
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#TWSS RT @staffystaff: My cheesy breadstick is ENORMOUS! http://tweetphoto.com/36691646
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@Oheyrva #twss
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@DBMoulton I just realized how that (Night Maker) might have been construed. Um…I'll just give myself a TWSS and hang my head in shame #TWSS
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@BodyworksPA haha, i won't #TWSS you :) what recipe are you bringing Sunday?
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@smola04 Woo hoo! Fresh is best - in food of course. :-) no #twss intended.
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Ughhh no pun intended? #TWSS RT @nysaydes: yeeaahhh dickey! way to get out of a tight one!
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#TWSS RT @erictruman I seem to be eating a lot of hot pockets lately
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HAHAHAHA! Oh my god I just laughed out loud. #twss RT @Milo_Z: OH: This is thicker than last week's
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“@kastonie: Omg I love bj's (@ BJs Restaurant & Brewhouse)" #twss
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Every week I think...am I going to get tired of the big, red balls? And every week I'm amazed at how much I LOVEA THEM!! #Wipeout #TWSS
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@IGotTourettes Those are good... I laughed out loud at the #TWSS tag.
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@ErikaS981 #TWSS oh yeah...these r better... http://twitpic.com/2bdmia
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "I'm gonna spread out, hope no one minds." http://bit.ly/duxaM3 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Re-reading HG, bc I always fly through a book the 1st time. It's so much better when you go slowly and savor it. #twss
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Consuming something called a "toasty tornado" for dinner. (#TWSS)
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RT @XXXPLiCiT: My lower back is killing me...I need a massage....who got me? =) #TWSS
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@Shes2Bold Twitter takin all ur juice? #TWSS
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RT @leCreme_caRamel: Off work.. on my way to feed this cat #TWSS
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@_BusyBee Lol ok ok im done...wait if i come (#TWSS) i have to come back early cuz i have to look at an apartment wit my cousin
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"Hot mess" bwahaha #iloveheidi #sealisrubbingoffonher #twss
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RT @LondonBloke1906: Yo these next 3 hrs are gonna be torture<#TWSS
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I have a feeling that now that we've done this once, we'll be doing it often." http://bit.ly/bA3c48 #twss
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RT @HollywoodCrooks: RT @Jae_theGreat i need a nap-#twss <lol hush nick!
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RT @CortnieX Back to grindin-#twss
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I'm not bending down to do it anymore, it hurts too much. http://eatsh.it/D2 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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@flouncybri Oh -- they were Lays dill pickle. I really need someone ot beta my tweets #TwitterisHard #twss
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@BamaPeeps how long is that #honestyhour thing going on? You've been doing that since last night #twss
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#twss RT @makkelle I need to get off this bed
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Sat less than a foot away from Vince for an hour, for the first time in a month. #toolong #twss
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@ritcheyer Ok, QR, pace yourself. Don't unload it all on me at once. #TWSS
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@buckmasterrr I was tempted to #twss the swelling in yr mouth bit. BUT get some Peppermint tea and stop whining you pussy.
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"I got everything I wanted :D except my screw but I'll get it belkuwait" #Pure #TWSS.
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#TWSS RT @aKiDnamedHENNY: Miami will lose & @espn will cum its pants RT @espn: Miami Heat to open NBA regular season vs. Boston Celtics
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#twss RT @BrookEngland: Come again? RT @MrTruestory: @BrookEngland SMH, go make me a smoothie... I want frozen mango...
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@AbbyLuna ....I don't know what #twss means, but ;) anyawy
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RT @MsBismusic: Ewwww this juice is beyond nasty!!! Yuck<#twss
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@KarenScottRadar He worked hard to do it that fast!! #TWSS #That'swhatshesaid
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@mylittlebecky you can pepper my chilli anytime #twss #likestoturnbeckystweetsdirty #itburnssogood
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@thtswhtshesd playing FIFA, opened me wide & couldn't finish (score a goal). #TWSS
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#Twss RT @albiemorkel: I can't feel my legs!!!
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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@Frostberg7 "I like the milky flavour!!" That's What She Said. #TWSS
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@AshleyThizzdale i lived on Nutwood (#twss) in the Nutwood East apartments right across from Cal State Fullerton. #nastynutwoods lol.
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@that1girlSam yeah. It's cute. It looks nice and perky! (#twss :P)
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@ninky That's scandalously close to being a #TWSS.
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@Xenorye Do u have Push on ur Twitter client, or do we always seem to check at the same time. Ur always so fast. #TWSS
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#ultimatewin RT @JohnProlly Try not to put your knife in too deep because you dont want to hit her stomach #sharkweek #TWSS
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RT @EvaTEsq: That's what she said! #TWSS @thtswhtshesd RT @runnerchick28 "3 hrs of waiting for 50 seconds of breast stroke." @runamyrun
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#twss RT @NaudiByNature: I want to get something pierced... I like waking up to new things. Not sure where I want it tho. Any suggestions??
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I had my mouth open for like 30 minutes and now my lips are so chapped http://eatsh.it/D1 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I had my mouth open for like 30 minutes and now my lips are so chapped http://eatsh.it/D1 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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I had my mouth open for like 30 minutes and now my lips are so chapped http://eatsh.it/D1 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @SoSweetKakes: My neck is hurtn something bad... I mite as well sleep it off - #twss
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@xieferris It's all pretty incredible, but I think I'm having the hardest time with the pitcher of salami. #TWSS?
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Word to @AshleyTHizzdale who would say #TWSS RT @bacardi_queen Ah fack now it's sideways
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That's what she said! #TWSS @thtswhtshesd RT @runnerchick28 "3 hrs of waiting for 50 seconds of breast stroke." @runamyrun
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RT @BeeStiing Just chill.#twss
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#TWSS RT @hickeyc: express yourself, don't repress yourself
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Did you know: I <3 fish tacos? http://www.flickr.com/photos/heathermg/4855018445/ #twss
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You shake that thing he comes running. #advice #twss
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@nicholasmoore looks awesome dude! Keep it up #twss
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#TWSS RT @arielcherie: I love cake batter. Licking the beaters is the best :)
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@AbsolutDiamond Haha, #TWSS level tweet. And I was wondering if my twitter a/c was hacked or some such thing.
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@MsKathyPics *replays YoGabbaGabba DVD for the kids* keep 'em coming! #twss
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RT @jjcox315 @Krzyszt0f the only down side is the are curved so you have to straighten them out (#twss)
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You can hit harder then that!!! #twss RT @LawyerBetty: Some girls are tragic then some girls are a tragdey #mentalfuck
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RT @AshleyThizzdale when it rains it pours <--- #TWSS
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#TWSS? RT @Myka918: @organeiser @ChadDiller I didn't touch his iPad!
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@Moirabrowne In the end (#TWSS), such expressions of aggravation only lead to more pain. So, I direct it at things like cancer.
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RT @katdish: @Nick_theGeek Oh, then I've won multiple times. // #TWSS
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Got em. RT @SELECTIVE_GURU: #TWSS RT @NGBoo: @SELECTIVE_GURU you eating the wrong cake
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#TWSS RT @NGBoo: @SELECTIVE_GURU you eating the wrong cake
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LMAOOO RT @MissMaryJ: hmmm #twss... I'm pushin it... #twss RT @Brooki3Monst3r: @VERGE68 I like the cushier keys myself my mac keys r hard
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Haha! #TWSS @thtswhatshesd RT @misterfonzie: RT @kelownagurl: Lots of smoke on the Coq. // That's what SHE said
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Random joke by @mynameismobydic: "Quiero tacos de lengua." http://bit.ly/clczys #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@drinkbourbon I gave up on that stupid game after I hit the Level 50 cap and had barely started Episode 2. It's awesome but too long #twss
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#TWSS RT: @ThaSportsChick: @Quartz164 when we go to state college, you WILL LIKE IT.
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@RachelAppel The first ride is yours. :) #twss
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RT @bananasamich: @GizmoAlex, well 2 pieces of bread with something in the middle makes a samich. I'm filled with bananas. #twss
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@GizmoAlex, well 2 pieces of bread with something in the middle makes a samich. I'm filled with bananas. #twss
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#TWSS RT @RebelAllianceHQ: @SithEmpirePR did I come too late to the party?
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RT @smshum: It leaves a bit to be desired but will fill the craving. #twss
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RT @cshontz I couldn't imagine being suddenly wet for reasons that wouldn't be immediately obvious. Freaky. #TWSS
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@AshleyThizzdale ummm.. please hold while I blow up your box (#twss )
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@TheGoodBadGirl LOL DM me ur email address. It's too big (#twss), and I can't send it as an mms.
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@Blu_Mimsy That's what she said. #TWSS #ohnohedidnt
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RT @dreaelisa: #awesomesauce RT @TWSTweets @wscollins06: Now I know how the energizer bunny feels. I can't see myself stopping anytime soon! #TWSS
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#TWSS RT @krist0ph3r @schmmuck I've done it once, two weeks ago. If you're ready to sit tight, I'm definitely up to riding back!
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I have 25 electronic forms to fill out for my new job. I've completed the "what's your national origin?" #tacklethelonghardonesfirst #twss
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#ThatsWhatSheSaid #TWSS RT @blitzgrambo: @mikeconway03 Now they're in plastic that spurts juice all over when you open it. #fail
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#InSovietRussia she said what's that? #TWSS @kartographer @techrsr
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@aussienick mine comes to bed with me. I'm a cuddles type of person ha ha #TWSS or that's what I said!
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@pigtailsflying This is usually when the very best ones come up too. #TWSS
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#TWSS RT @kayjaybuch @DBMoulton Yeah, so I really do need to give it to you. Um…how soon do you need it?
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Woo! Just rec'd @adactio's latest book in the post. It's much smaller than I expected (#twss). #html5 http://twitpic.com/2axcep
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@s_cubed Sweet all the way. I can't handle the salty stuff. #TWSS
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@Grayum_ian That's what *she* said. #twss
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RT: @MikeMayer: That thing is huge. http://bit.ly/9AKJTj #apple #magictrackpad #twss HOLY babychino kinda cool actually.
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#twss “@rukmaniram: @techrsr I don't have a rose garden. I may have skeletons in the herb garden.”
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No one voted on any jokes yesterday, so no top rated joke for Sunday. Make sure to vote for new jokes as they are added! #twss
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RT @AriannyCeleste: There's nothing wrong with a quickie...especially when it ends in a knockout! :D// #TWSS
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#twss RT @iFKDYO_FEELiNGS: =/ that big stick just made my stomach turn « oooh yeah?"
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#TWSS RT @AgentOrange354 "The predators have become seemingly intoxicated by the orgy of flesh." #SharkWeek
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RT @ArryDeZire: I'm gonna eat this ice cream and get a KILLER stomach ache, but ima take it #thugtweet - #twss
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#TWSS "@kayjaybuch OK. I'll have to get it from you at some point." -@DBMoulton
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Haaa...That's what She Said! RT @fatdaddystacks: I really want you to taste my biscuits.....#TWSS
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I really want you to taste my biscuits.....#TWSS
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That's what she said! #TWSS @thtswhtshesd RT @jenn_if_er: My feet and my ass hurt. Otherwise I feel great.
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@smola04 how sad that I totally didn't even see that. #twss
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@ladylamia @acrichards Depending on insulation of the structure, temp outside, & the size of the unit, there's only so much it can do. #twss
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@KiriMack mine is on its way too. It will have more than enough meat for both of us. #twss?
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Just finished eating! Now time 2 fill her up! #twss #thatswhatshesaid I'm talking bout my car! Lmbo!
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For Yall Entertainment ~~>RT @G_SO_HANDSOME Thahah her go @Jballa756 wit his RT #TWSS rampage lol
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#TWSS RT @PurpleVirgo86: RT @AyDiosCarrie: @PurpleVirgo86 smh. You in? <<< Nope!
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@_BiggieSmallz #TWSS. Lmao
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Hahaha, @kathryn_wall :) #twss
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"I'm easy to please, you just got to fill me up" #twss
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RT @757RocknRolla @marcrealworld23 @polostateofmind #twss <<< touche
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Yu kno I'm good 4 em RT @_BiggieSmallz RT @G_SO_HANDSOME: RT @_BiggieSmallz I said "Look Ma, no handz" #TWSS • Hahahahahaz danggut!!!
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RT @G_SO_HANDSOME: RT @_BiggieSmallz I said "Look Ma, no handz" #TWSS • Hahahahahaz danggut!!!
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RT @_BiggieSmallz I said "Look Ma, no handz" #TWSS
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Hahahahaz. I juz saw THEE perfekt #TWSS tweet but I know tha person wouldn't get it. Geez I wish more people knew about this game
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "Took me a while but now I can't stop tweeting." http://bit.ly/8s5kil #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Successfully installed new deadbolt and door handle on the front door. The de-brass-fixture-ifying has begun. #somanyknobs #twss
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#TWSS "@silverbeamxx: Hurt me; do it like I love it though."
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u.u RT @heero83: #TWSS "Ayer me sentí sin ropa interior cuando se cayó mi Twitter" te dije que ibas a decir un #chinazo,tomo su tiempo.
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RT @miZKekebaby: @hjaybee u never showed me :( « #thatswhatshesaid #twss
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#TWSS "Ayer me sentí sin ropa interior cuando se cayó mi Twitter" te dije que ibas a decir un #chinazo,tomo su tiempo,pero bueno @kattz_R
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#TWSS RT @GabbbarSingh: It was time someone did it. :) RT @sidvee: #InSovietRussia yo fatwa so mulla
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OH: Come on, honey - eat that muffin. #twss
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Annonce radio de Home Depot : "Tu vas en brasser des grosses affaires"... whut? Lol. #twss
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I wasn't looking. I just put it in my mouth, and it was meat! It was unexpected. Normally, if there's meat in my mouth I know abt it! #twss
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#twss @arti_2002 i want to watch it again...
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@r38y Good think you didn't post any #TWSS jokes. That'd be confusing.
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#twss you watch the door and make sure nobody goes in and steals that thing!
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#TWSS RT @ktdeeds @smola04 don't you want it??????
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Weiner enraged on House floor - http://bit.ly/dp06wn #cnn ---> #twss headline!
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Random joke by @angelswilliam: "I spent an hour preparing it, now you're going to eat it!" http://bit.ly/bTRK45 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Today's featured user is @jaybobill. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/aQtPnc #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@Quartz164 aww, you're sweet! Looks like I will be nursing, blogging, and eating your breast cake! (#TWSS?)
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#TWSS RT @DedhShaani: This Korean chick in Lost is nice.
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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@OhCrap lol, love your work! #TWSS
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#TWSS RT @PaulCunningham: I mean I can't load it
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@Emmymouse @themolk #TWSS
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#TWSS RT @OhCrap: @aussienick @springah i like the mini caps. the big ones are hard to swallow.
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "Time to get some rest." http://bit.ly/9oYcwp #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@yeasheslovely I'm pretty busy but I guess I can squeeze u in #thatswhatshesaid #twss lmaooo
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I'm still laughing at @ozdj's hot Chocolate #TWSS from last week, best.twss.ever
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Sharbeeny: "Fill the hole." Me:"#TWSS."
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@radius86 I wish I could say the same. #TWSS
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what does that mean ? RT @only1dmplz my bedsheets are calling...im coming! #TWSS lmao
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my bedsheets are calling...im coming! #TWSS lmao
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@friarhood #TWSS
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I opened it 10 times and finally he is inside http://eatsh.it/D0 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Sorry, My finger slipped. http://eatsh.it/CZ #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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#twss RT @technosailor @staceykface @CaseySoftware true friends do that to me regularly ;)
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@BabyFaceJay90 @JohnnyRobbie it means Thats What She Said=#TWSS
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@JohnnyRobbie @BashirAli6 wats #TWSS?
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RT @BashirAli6: RT @BabyFaceJay90: @JohnnyRobbie took the words right outta my mouth> #TWSS ~ -____-
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Wtf! Im a lil sweaty... #TWSS
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RT @BabyFaceJay90: @JohnnyRobbie took the words right outta my mouth> #TWSS
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#twss holla
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@BigRedinTejas and @VanessaAlvarado sporting one of their favorite hashtags. #TWSS
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"You just have to make sure this sticks up straight, and it slides right in." #twss #Bride
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OH: It didn't seem as big when I was riding it. #twss
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There was a tie for Saturday's top rated That's What She Said joke. Check them out here: http://bit.ly/7cuofF #twss
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@Chet_green3013 #TWSS
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“@sasha0382: @MadamTans Lol. They r doing Chocolate now! @travelnliving” #twss aphrodisiac much? :)
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#TWSS RT @AlderaanPR: Look at the size of that thing!
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@Chet_green3013 come on just send me some pics. #TWSS
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@Shes2Bold haha #TWSS
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#TWSS RT @Quartz164 @blurdmuliebrity No you won't. Good investment. I want a ride at the next tweetup!
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RT @vanessaaaa_: @Learell . #twss
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"Can i ride with you?" [lifts up eyebrows] #TWSS - @AyeeKayla_ lmfao xD
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I hate tha condensation on tha outside of soda cans..... It always makes me wet #TWSS
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RT @ohaii_katherine My friend was licking a lollipop and my other friend said "Oh yeah like it , like it, meke it WET! Oh yeeeeeahh!" #TWSS
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You should really stop sucking. #twss
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RT @Meganalyse19: "At least we put this matter to bed....That's what she said!...or he said! #MichaelScott #TheOffice. #twss @thtswhtshesd
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@CourtneyKilluuh cause for some reason your attracted to dicks. (Ha, #twss) but forreal.
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Isn't that the truth/lie! RT @justthisguy That's what HE said! RT @candidcourtney: #twss RT I can fake talent..
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@alanjlee #twss /cc @aussienick
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#twss RT @justthisguy @candidcourtney I can fake talent..
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"he's well porportioned but he's also large." espn commentator on Pastrana. #twss
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I ate the skin #twss #twstweets cc: @JFluder
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "Can bacteria in your mouth affect your heart?" http://bit.ly/aXasU0 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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"I don't use these because they're tight, and my head isn't big enough." @LeighaPierce #TWSS
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RT @JennRuss: @DrZibbs what is #twss??? > that's what she said.
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RT @JennRuss: @DrZibbs I play a good badminton. I was on a team in college.> i would like to play with you some day #twss
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OH: Look at all those balls! #twss
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I've been trying to convince myself to start working since 2 PM, but I've instead been screwing around. #twss
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "Just throw it in the trunk with the rest of them." http://bit.ly/atPuh6 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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RT @Slim_McFudgie: Been smiling ALL DAY..... my cheeks are starting to hurt.....<#twss
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RT @KevinCalderalo: RT @Skreefermadness @KevinCalderalo lol I Just ate all of that, my mouth will take one for the team.... #pause.... #TWSS
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RT @Skreefermadness @KevinCalderalo lol I Just ate all of that, my mouth will take one for the team.... #pause.... #TWSS
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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#TWSS RT @dominiquedawes: Join me tomorrow@ Legg Mason Tennis Tournament in DC for Family Day. Bring the kids, hit some balls & have a blast
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#TWSS RT @waynesutton: Looking at nearby check-ins & about 20 people have checked into "Niki's Mouth"
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Random joke by @Jennyseesyou: "That fits just right!" http://bit.ly/aJ1RP9 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Also #twss
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@NavyBK #twss
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Ready for @Coxe9oneOh and @tjc1008 too get here. Let's blow this party off! #twss
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*giggling!* RT @BigRedinTejas: That's what she said. RT @brockminert: Anyone want to come mow my lawn? You can use the rider! #TWSS
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uh oh he's coming #TWSS
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That's what she said. RT @brockminert: Anyone want to come mow my lawn? You can use the rider! #TWSS
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"oh that hit the spot." -Grammi #twss
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Wife, on Clorox ReadyMop assembly: "That sticks out farther than it does in the picture." #TWSS
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Random joke by @desrosj: "Low flow? I don't like the sound of that!" http://bit.ly/6zA6RZ #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Getting supplies for the #TWSS party (@ Michaels) http://4sq.com/93oVMz
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@marcusdante Bruh dat was a perfect #twss lol I was bout to ask wat twss meant, then I figured it out when I finished da tweet lol
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"My mouth isn't wide enough for all of this chocolate." - HB #twss
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@thtswhtshesd Would you please put that down and get in? #TWSS
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That... Is really big. #twss?
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @pudgybuffman: "If I didn't feel like a dog before, I feel like a dog now." http://bit.ly/bIxbqC #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@Bfriedopfer LOL is that a new game? #TWSS ? WE should play 2nite.
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I clogged in the shower, did a quick shimmie then foxtrotted over to the store. #twss #nationaldanceday
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If u say so....sounds like you were going for joy rides lol #TWSS RT @nanabanfulblog: @Its_Jess2U lol i miss the adventure in the cabs
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RT @TysonKruze: today is going to be a good day....im saying like i can just feel it! <- #twss
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My mom has the window down its raining. I was about to say "hmm guess you don't mind gettin wet" then I thought #twss nd I didn't say it.
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Random joke by @pudgybuffman: "If I didn't feel like a dog before, I feel like a dog now." http://bit.ly/bIxbqC #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@streetztalk @SoSweetTT dude! I swear she has a tape worm! That girl can eat! #twss teehee!
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RT @zacharylittle: This is too big a job for one person. #TWSS
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like the first time all over again? #twss
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@ALL_CAPS There was an option to take the @'s out, but when I saw how prominent you were, I had to leave it. #TWSS / @jonfingas
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@JoseFloresMKE :) u never fail to deliver. Thank you. #twss
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#TWSS RT @4Play_Fik: I hate when niggs force me to get up
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "It cracked, so now I have to go get it filled!" http://bit.ly/cAaPKv #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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#twss party tonight! Everyone is invited! DM me for directions...byob and it should start around 10! :) soooo excited!
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Today's featured user is @RiverCityGal. They have submitted 8 jokes. Their jokes: http://bit.ly/9wnAve #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@whomeJZ @tardistavern #TWSS
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@rivasucks #TWSS :-D
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RT @GrandPrixDiary: Did EJ just say "Jenson has to feel it in his backside"? #twss
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@rivasucks #twss Thats What She Said.
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Random joke by @Green_RangerXXX: "She goes so Hard." http://bit.ly/acJWcy #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Thanks, but that tip didn't help #twss RT @kboo1973 @AgentOrange354 Unofficial Fix For iPhone 3G iOS 4 Performance http://bit.ly/cPDojW
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@rashnair ahem ahem.... all the replies I can think of to this tweet can be massive #TWSS jokes.. So, no comments :P
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lol RT @OhCrap: RT @MolksTVTalk: Why is a girl riding a polar bear? #GoldenCompass, you are confusing... #TWSS
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RT @MolksTVTalk: Why is a girl riding a polar bear? #GoldenCompass, you are confusing... #TWSS
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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@JenniferSayer: Good morning all! Work today and tomo and then KY!!!! Can't wait!
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#TWSS
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I miss Mozart Balls (Mozart Kugelen) #twss http://yfrog.com/10cpimj
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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- Rider Strong...has to be the coolest name ever. Haha. Unintentional #TWSS
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RT @thtswhtshesd: sorry, my juices are going everywhere. http://eatsh.it/CY #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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"At least we put this matter to bed....That's what she said!...or he said! #MichaelScott #TheOffice. #twss @thtswhtshesd
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RT @thtswhtshesd: sorry, my juices are going everywhere. http://eatsh.it/CY #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: sorry, my juices are going everywhere. http://eatsh.it/CY #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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sorry, my juices are going everywhere. http://eatsh.it/CY #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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#TWSS @KRob5858 WOW, "O", 1 word: AMAZING!!!!
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@SoloUnaNiaImani I know right... #TWSS
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#OverheardInAVideoGame "I go down for NO ONE" #twss [#beforeIkickedherout WOMP]
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@Alegrya #TWSS
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@aussienick "Hey how about I Facetime you sometime" is NOT a good pickup line. #TWSS
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@OhCrap nag FaceTime is the beginning of a #TWSS
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#TWSS Man - Go! RT @beingI: Mango.
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That's what she said! #twss RT @BecomingIsrael: Omg. It's huge!
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#TWSS ... RT @RedMango: "The perfect way to top off a great evening: @RedMango!" - by @hearyoutim #RedSpoonDiaries
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@krishashok Heh. The "come out and play" bit is very #Twss
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@mikhail666 Shouldn't it have been #TWHS and NOT #TWSS? :-\
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#Twss RT @milcom_: Soaked.
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Nearly done #twss
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"Would you stop noshing on my Tate's?" #twss
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"He swings and grounds it into the hole." #TWSS ?
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Longest two minutes of my life. #twss
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OH: said to @jamiemichelle "you couldn't even eat the whole thing" #twss
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Har. Its #TWHS :P RT @sidvee: #TWSS RT @daddy_san @thecomicproject Arre nahi-nahi! I did it first! Ask @sidvee
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#TWSS RT @daddy_san @thecomicproject Arre nahi-nahi! I did it first! Ask @sidvee
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Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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RT @smimbs: I love driving to great musicc. #twss
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"You'll know if it pops." haha #TWSS
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@JoeDavis34 #TWSS
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@ProtocolGirl Nice find! BTW, I believe "It looks bigger in the commercial." qualifies for #TWSS status ;-)
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#TWSS RT @JacquelinesLife He said...I don't know if I can hold my mouth open that long...
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@sunshine_00 Oh no! I'm sure it will get better. It's hard sometimes to adjust to something new. #TWSS Hang in there!
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RT @yoochild: More NPR quote goodness: "there are the big P people and the little p people". #twss
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More NPR quote goodness: "there are the big P people and the little p people". #twss
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That's a big piece of wood. http://eatsh.it/D7 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Sorry, My finger slipped. http://eatsh.it/D6 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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This banana is out of control ginormous #twss http://yfrog.com/n49eej
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "Just do Paul's bits." http://bit.ly/cSfuZx #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Today's featured user is @CtinaPeaceGal. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/d1CGx7 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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That begs for #TWSS RT @SLotH13: @ikaveri He's lucky.. I've heard theirs is warmer than ours.. And more gooey :| @OldmonkMGM
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@SteinoMagic Damn. That was a good #TWSS. #VisualizationBegins
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#TWSS RT@DarshanP82: @dharmeshG @oldmonkMGM Ok Deep is interesting. :D"
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POW! RT @Legendary_LVon: [#TWSS] RT @Jazzy_Daphnee: Stuffed!!
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#TWSS RT @franksting "there was no part of that that wasn't fun" #buffy
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[#TWSS] RT @Jazzy_Daphnee: Stuffed!!
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Random joke by @jshihadeh: "Sometimes I just suck...and not in a good way." http://bit.ly/9FbQFR #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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"I think we have engaged enough that you don't want to pull out of it." #twss
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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#TWSS #backtoback @mycrotchetyluv @satanbhagat not by a long shot. really.
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@mycrotchetyluv Shrink? I know it's big but... #TWSS
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That's what Satan said. #TWSS RT @Scribbledpage *Wipes the keyboard*
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"4 inches mein hamaara kya hoga" - @LimeIce #TWSS #BarfeeliAag
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RT @JesssieMac: I'm just all jacked up right now. My tummy hurts and now my throat is hurting from all that screaming.. « #twss
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RT @CortnieX Everytime I get on my knees at work I think about that-#twss
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Fucking humidity!! I wake up with a sticky face all through the night. #twss
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And yet, I am awake! Oh woe is me. Where for art thou sand man? Why hast thou forsaken me?! Come at once!..... ( #twss ??)
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@saynomorgan A: #twss. B: OH: doesn't she know, it's fucking delicious.
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RT @MediaKingFlav: #TWSS RT @TheReal_Su: I need a ride!!!!!!!!
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@ImSpencerSMD >_> #TWSS
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@HealthOC I'm glad you're on top of this (...) so we meet our #twss quotas! How was Charger Camp? When you wanna resched dinner? #girldate
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#CategoricalStatementOfTheDay #TWSS RT @_poohi: @NabeeLn Only dumb ppl go to chennai :p am gng trekking... To sharavati river valley
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@thebigdebowski #twss --RT @JeffreyFriend: Haha I know! I didn't think it would fit! @HealthOC @thtswhtshesd
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RT @CptKC @gilesgoatboy I'm kinda astonished at how big your head is. #twss
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RT @SELECTIVE_GURU: #TWSS RT @Mandeezyy: I'm in the mood for meatballs•now that iknow wt #twss stands 4 Im lookin at this tweet differently•
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@Tkdfool #twss
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Yea I got sick of defining it on twitter RT @Mandeezyy: Just googled #TWSS ...rofl @SELECTIVE_GURU
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@longklaw what do we have to do to get it out of you? #twss
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#twss RT @NeicyMarie: La pomme....RT @MrRobbieo: @NeicyMarie @NekaLaToya @dopegirlfresh23 where you bit....I mean lovely ladies at?
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No matter how much u pound it it will not be a #TT #twss #thatswhatshesaid lol
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“@_mar1ana: @MarioGsj what in the world is #TWSS ?!! lol” <-- Thats What She Said ..
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grrr well let me play around some more #TWSS
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@BornSuaVe_AugVI dang that's a #TWSS
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#TWSS RT @Mandeezyy: I'm in the mood for meatballs
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RT @FRB_YungWaVii yy i jus gt hit by water nd i love tht i gt wet lmao #pause< #TWSS
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@MarioGsj what in the world is #TWSS ?!! lol
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RT @BBizDAish #twss RT @Ur_phrodisiac11: What goes up must come down and what gets hard must get soft at some point...>she sure did lol
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“@NorCalChika: @Bombproductions @_mar1ana make sure the bedazzler is a good size” <--- #TWSS
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@Dbirdy [q] you did a fine job this eve [/q] #twss
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On Pickle for the first time in two days. I missed my baby. ;) #TWSS (Pickle's my netbook. xD)
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O.o No vale!! Es un libro!! O.o RT @heero83: @kattz_R se te hacia tarde #TWSS "....Más tarde le meto a 1libro un rato =D "
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@kattz_R se te hacia tarde #TWSS "....Más tarde le meto a 1libro un rato =D "
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RT @zac_moore: Went to kennesaw this morning. Then worked from 11 to about 9. And I broke a horse. Had a pretty productive day. #twss
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#teamhampton = BIG JOKER #teamhoward = 3 of clubs .......Awwww, you couldnt get it up huh.... #twss #tohowarddudes
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Who knew moving a couch could be so fun? Too bad it couldn't go in... #twss
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That's what she said ;) #twss RT @StLCardsGuy: Deep and firm. #90minutesofpleasure #massage #FB
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Game of inches. #twss
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@ThelovelyJ girl! I'm out of commission! You and @JESSizAstar wore me out! #twss lol
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ABSOLUTELY DYING from the #topchef #twss comments - unreal lulz - thx
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LOL RT @JeffHouck "My beef's really dry and I'm not happy about it." #topchef #TWSS
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"Then we'll do it real quiet like." #StarWars #twss
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I wish @bootyp was my neighbor. Id water her flowers anyday #twss lol. And @vasser40 had the smooove hair & the ladies man Alex. How awesome
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Was my previous tweet a serious version of #TWSS? Gosh, the maturity I display on this account. OMG GAIZ I HAS RED HAIRZ #VAIN #VAIN
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My head is throbbing/ #TWSS I'm srs though, I need a Tylenol.
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Lmfao #NICE one RT @VaughnL86: #TWSS RT @FANgelo: That had to be the quickest 20 mins of my life
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#TWSS RT @FANgelo: That had to be the quickest 20 mins of my life
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#twss RT @ElStache oh SHIT. The Wood is about to come on BET
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@rainnwilson that's what she said! #twss
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RT @taut_7: my knees are killing me.// c'mon son #twss... Tht was a lob team lol... Nash 2 stoudamire
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RT @taut_7: my knees are killing me.// c'mon son #twss
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Playing with his caulk again. #clubhouse #twss http://tweetphoto.com/36868384
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RT @kboo1973: I SUBMITTED THIS!!! RT @thtswhtshesd When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I want to taste it on my tongue, but I don't want it to drip all over my face." http://bit.ly/cRzZNa #twss
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Where's your cucumber special. #twss #clubhouse
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Ready to get off. #TWSS
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"Oh wow, right in my face. Thanks." #TWSS
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Jeffrey Shackelford): Thats what she said??? #twss http://twitpic.com/2bnip2 http://twurl.nl/j7gvu6
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RT @Daniel_Doelling: RT @JJFrog: Thats what she said??? #twss http://twitpic.com/2bnip2
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@kboo1973 Nice #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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You have no pole or two big black balls to worry about. #clubhouse #twss
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I SUBMITTED THIS!!! RT @thtswhtshesd When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Thats what she said??? #twss http://twitpic.com/2bnip2
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@elvisofdallas are ya'll up to #twss shenanigans without me?! No fair having fun while I'm working @Nadds
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"Size matters not." #StarWars #twss
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RT @THEnewTILAGO: Whooo that was wayyyyy too sweet . I need some water .<#TWSS !!
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@jose602 : Is #twss like SWASS? #posseonbroadwayliterally
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Every time I see bits of other people's drama (#twss), I start to wonder what happened but then realize I don't care. Also, platypi!
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#twss RT @walylama Congrats Mr. hamerhead. You sir are the man.
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RT @bacardi_queen
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#twss RT @walylama I think my profile pix black part is expanding #oohlala
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@Stookystar it has, hasn't it. Crazy long. #twss :)
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RT @ElSleemz: @walylama haha. Yours is hella big. #twss the erection 1 or the black part?
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@walylama haha. Yours is hella big. #twss
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@AshleyThizzdale I'm a do you a favor. #twss please hold. #twhs
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I was debating if I wanted a big one or a small one." http://bit.ly/cE4DsS #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Everyday I realize more and more why we're such good friends, @dhudge. BTW, I always imagine that Chewie is saying, #twss, in wookiee.
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I was just working hard on it all day and there was just too much for me to swallow. http://eatsh.it/D4 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I was just working hard on it all day and there was just too much for me to swallow. http://eatsh.it/D4 #TWSS #ThatsWh ...
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When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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I was just working hard on it all day and there was just too much for me to swallow. http://eatsh.it/D4 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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@wonkothesane1 Fun times. That's what's this weekend. And I can't wait. That's why I need to make it come faster. #TWSS
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"It's a hit?" "Negative. It didn't go in." #StarWars #twss
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Its not very big, but its cute. #thatswhatshesaid #twss #twstweets @twstweets
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RT @gigglebones718: @FlawsAndAllDoll lmfaooo..don't do that #twss<< I wouldn't be offended if you unfollowed me RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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@mcblake no, lets stick with the innuendo. It's much more fun just replying with #twss
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#Twss and im all in *Pow* lol RT @ThelovelyJ: @VERGE68 I wanna do it too! LOL
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"Get on top of it!" "I'm trying!" #StarWars #twss
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#twss RT @yelyahwilliams: Im sorry I spilled it all over ur bus. 2 make u more prettier. RT @boomersaveus: (cont) http://tl.gd/2u2tbc
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#TWSS RT @iKICK_BaLLs: #random I can now hit the daddy stroke
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I NEED those bad boys in my life...#twss RT @SaltySpoon: @BestFoodBlogEVR (twss post-its from my desk) http://tweetphoto.com/36836732
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My ass is killing me. . .(#twss)
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @deniz_d: "We did it in the breaks." http://bit.ly/9hoybI #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Random joke by @deniz_d: "We did it in the breaks." http://bit.ly/9hoybI #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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RT @FabLifeofZ: @VERGE68 Your comment is like helpful and jerkish all in the same sentence. Kind of hard to pull that off.<<<<< #twss
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#TWSS my mind is totally in the gutter now RT @EvilGeneus: RT @sleepy_Ace: wen u only eat once or twice a day..savor every bite #empirelivin
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Hahahaha #goodone RT @DAREALGC: #twss RT @jessiej102: @MrRobbieo thx for rubbing it in lol! What did u get?
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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#twss RT @jessiej102: @MrRobbieo thx for rubbing it in lol! What did u get?
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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We're scripting!! =DD It's been so LONG (that's TOTALLY what she said #twss)
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...#twss
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#twss RT @Paul_Casey: Only played 5 holes with Luke Donald and @ianjamespoulter before we had to come because of lightning.
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "I'll eat you." http://bit.ly/chdThK #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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I bet Uranus will be rockin #twss RT @Slate Dr. Dre wants to make an instrumental album about the solar system http://slate.me/bHL5KL
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@sarahmsalter Uhm. #TWSS
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@imjameshall If you see an opportunity, jump on it. #twss
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RT @Have_Sum_Jones Bad penis would increase your Head Pain/Headaches #TWSS ahahahah < #FACT
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#twss RT @AyDiosCarrie Its too BIG. Its too w i d e. Its too stroooong. It won't [FI]T
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@saynomorgan #twss
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "What I love about you, is that you come out 100%." http://bit.ly/bVLVZ8 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @wscollins06: "We're here you comin?" http://bit.ly/bbVPqm #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Okaaay that sounded like a gunshot
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!#twss#!
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@deemerman And way too heavy. #twss
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Random joke by @wscollins06: "We're here you comin?" http://bit.ly/bbVPqm #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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#TWSS RT @ramaaramesh: And his twitter background is *lezz* suggestive in tune with this :D
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#TWSS? No? Okay. RT @shailaja: But these samosas I tell you, are so hot and tasty.
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RT @melodiACE: oh its tingling...you got that much right. > #TWSS
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Random joke by @ErikaJonas: "It's going everywhere! Me and my cousin rolled around laughing for 10 minutes on Thanksgiving." #twss
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#TWSS RT @preetidhingra: If ever my reply to you includes the word 'bhai', don't mistake it to be my brotherly feelings for you. ever
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#TWSS!! RT @VioletLily @limburger2001 @plasmaegg @aussienick It was so smooth and creamy... nom. /ping @ohcrap
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RT @Emmymouse: @northirid @special_girl just be careful what you fast forward. You don't want to miss the good bits! #TWSS /cc @aussienick
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#twss RT @belindanash: It would seem my neighbour's pussy is even more tired than I am... she's snoring #whoknewpussiescouldsnore
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#TWSS??? RT@Dantzzz: Anyone have any more advice on how to use my diaphragm and keep my throat open when singing?
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RT: @CrazyAnsh: @malinthe රෑට එනවද පොඩ්ඩකට? #twss
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RT @sethray1987: @nate_ray I want to come!// #twss
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@MontseOrtiz #TWSS lol Good nite chi. Chis lol
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RT @KaelynRea Hmm I may have added too much batter to the cups.. Halfway should have been fine I thought.. // #TWSS
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Smirk! // RT @Schnik: Ahem. #TWSS RT @duane_scott: @diam0ndhead94 well, ill try not to get on the twitter right when you get off again.
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@amy_schmamey sorry already ate yours. #twss
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again, #TWSS RT @neil_hershey: @DBMoulton @kayjaybuch Yes but I want to see all of it, that's the thing about it, ha.
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@msdaisy425 http://tweetphoto.com/36715294 thought u were gonna be home & in bed by 12 tonight (#twss)
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@DBMoulton @neil_hershey @kayjaybunch #TWSS?
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RT @jordaannYUUP: @misterperfekt nigga u came at me.<#twss
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NEWWW #TT >>>>> #TWSS #TWSS <<<< THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!! LEEGGOOOOO #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS
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When someone #TWSS you, #Indecent him. #TwitterCommandments
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If u only knew RT @RockstarJedi #TWSS RT @Music30: @QueenAliParker we know what happened when I tried to touch it earlier. Didn't end well.
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“@TheLustIVSlim: Lmfaoooooooo ! Buh Wuts #TWSS? FRB Sayiinngs #NShyt >>>>>Yall Suppppose 2Fill A Sistuh In <<<<< THATZ WHAT SHE SAID xDD
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#TWSS RT @JSAVERY: @kmueller62 Very excellent indeed.
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"you want some of the shit that fell out of my taco?" #TWSS
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@davinharms #TWSS
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"@AyoCHOCOLATE: I'm tight, ugh."<---this is a #twss @CheFonz
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less than 2 hours... come on! #twss
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Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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@artillery606 chicky sammy #doubledown #twss #twis #hwagp
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I wanna see that movie!
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!#twss#!
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#twss RT @sarahmsalter: @weightwhat Now come on, Wendy. Just TRY it. It won't hurt you!
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@ktdeeds @smola04 We like to share! #twss :-D
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why am i being offered a job that i wanted months ago two and half weeks before i leave-__- #badtiming.
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#twss.
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@thatredhairgirl @chris_ascher #TWSS
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#TWSS #doubletagged RT @diam0ndhead94: @sarahmsalter You get what you give!!! ;-) *sniff*
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This couple has been kissing for ever....I went to the store came back and they still kissing...your tongue don't get tired? #TWSS
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#TWSS RT @staffystaff: My cheesy breadstick is ENORMOUS! http://tweetphoto.com/36691646
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@Oheyrva #twss
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@DBMoulton I just realized how that (Night Maker) might have been construed. Um…I'll just give myself a TWSS and hang my head in shame #TWSS
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@BodyworksPA haha, i won't #TWSS you :) what recipe are you bringing Sunday?
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@smola04 Woo hoo! Fresh is best - in food of course. :-) no #twss intended.
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Ughhh no pun intended? #TWSS RT @nysaydes: yeeaahhh dickey! way to get out of a tight one!
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#TWSS RT @erictruman I seem to be eating a lot of hot pockets lately
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HAHAHAHA! Oh my god I just laughed out loud. #twss RT @Milo_Z: OH: This is thicker than last week's
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“@kastonie: Omg I love bj's (@ BJs Restaurant & Brewhouse)" #twss
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Every week I think...am I going to get tired of the big, red balls? And every week I'm amazed at how much I LOVEA THEM!! #Wipeout #TWSS
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@IGotTourettes Those are good... I laughed out loud at the #TWSS tag.
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@ErikaS981 #TWSS oh yeah...these r better... http://twitpic.com/2bdmia
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "I'm gonna spread out, hope no one minds." http://bit.ly/duxaM3 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Re-reading HG, bc I always fly through a book the 1st time. It's so much better when you go slowly and savor it. #twss
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Consuming something called a "toasty tornado" for dinner. (#TWSS)
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RT @XXXPLiCiT: My lower back is killing me...I need a massage....who got me? =) #TWSS
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@Shes2Bold Twitter takin all ur juice? #TWSS
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RT @leCreme_caRamel: Off work.. on my way to feed this cat #TWSS
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@_BusyBee Lol ok ok im done...wait if i come (#TWSS) i have to come back early cuz i have to look at an apartment wit my cousin
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"Hot mess" bwahaha #iloveheidi #sealisrubbingoffonher #twss
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RT @LondonBloke1906: Yo these next 3 hrs are gonna be torture<#TWSS
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I have a feeling that now that we've done this once, we'll be doing it often." http://bit.ly/bA3c48 #twss
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RT @HollywoodCrooks: RT @Jae_theGreat i need a nap-#twss <lol hush nick!
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RT @CortnieX Back to grindin-#twss
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RT @MsCRateau: Abt to get a hit of that cream crack in a lil bit. AY Yooo. #TWSS
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RT @Jae_theGreat i need a nap-#twss
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I'm not bending down to do it anymore, it hurts too much. http://eatsh.it/D2 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @AP_LITe: #uhadtobetheone<again... #twss
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RT @AP_LITe: Working through the pain makes it all the more pleasurable in the end.<#twss
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I can't find the right hole, there's too many. http://eatsh.it/D3 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Lol, "Hmm...I wonder how that feels for her to squeeze it in her mouth" said my lovely sister MK. #TWSS
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I'm not bending down to do it anymore, it hurts too much. http://eatsh.it/D2 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I'm not bending down to do it anymore, it hurts too much. http://eatsh.it/D2 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I can't find the right hole, there's too many. http://eatsh.it/D3 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I can't find the right hole, there's too many. http://eatsh.it/D3 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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729
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I can't find the right hole, there's too many. http://eatsh.it/D3 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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I'm not bending down to do it anymore, it hurts too much. http://eatsh.it/D2 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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@flouncybri Oh -- they were Lays dill pickle. I really need someone ot beta my tweets #TwitterisHard #twss
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RT @JacquiD: LOVE THE RUB! #TWSS
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "Oh so it's a double decker?" http://bit.ly/9V9zEK #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@BamaPeeps how long is that #honestyhour thing going on? You've been doing that since last night #twss
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#twss RT @makkelle I need to get off this bed
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737
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Sat less than a foot away from Vince for an hour, for the first time in a month. #toolong #twss
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738
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Random joke by @joshthebandboy: "That's a big balloon." http://bit.ly/9vpIwq #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Now that was an awkward elevator moment... a #twss where everyone thought it, nobody said it, everyone slowly cracked up
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@mahall9 oh man.. i'm dying over here.. hahahahaha #TWSS
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@ritcheyer Ok, QR, pace yourself. Don't unload it all on me at once. #TWSS
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I'm just waiting for it to finish at this point... #TWSS
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@buckmasterrr I was tempted to #twss the swelling in yr mouth bit. BUT get some Peppermint tea and stop whining you pussy.
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"I got everything I wanted :D except my screw but I'll get it belkuwait" #Pure #TWSS.
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@harrywynn TWSS! #TWSS #sorry
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#TWSS RT @aKiDnamedHENNY: Miami will lose & @espn will cum its pants RT @espn: Miami Heat to open NBA regular season vs. Boston Celtics
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@SeattleDriver #TWSS
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "No, no, I'm not going to swallow that." http://bit.ly/62qTxR #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@MACoholic #twss
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#twss RT @BrookEngland: Come again? RT @MrTruestory: @BrookEngland SMH, go make me a smoothie... I want frozen mango...
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751
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#TWSS. Uh huh, yea I know. http://twitpic.com/2b9yp6
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@AbbyLuna ....I don't know what #twss means, but ;) anyawy
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RT @MsBismusic: Ewwww this juice is beyond nasty!!! Yuck<#twss
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this dude at my job also kept saying yesterday, in reference to a cd, "just put it in" #twss
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755
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@KarenScottRadar He worked hard to do it that fast!! #TWSS #That'swhatshesaid
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756
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Random joke by @his_ruca: "It just keeps getting juicier..." http://bit.ly/7NyjiB #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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757
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "Before you shoot, bend your knees a little." http://bit.ly/cFXMa1 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@mylittlebecky you can pepper my chilli anytime #twss #likestoturnbeckystweetsdirty #itburnssogood
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759
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@thtswhtshesd playing FIFA, opened me wide & couldn't finish (score a goal). #TWSS
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760
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#Twss RT @albiemorkel: I can't feel my legs!!!
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761
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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762
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Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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763
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@Frostberg7 "I like the milky flavour!!" That's What She Said. #TWSS
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764
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@AshleyThizzdale i lived on Nutwood (#twss) in the Nutwood East apartments right across from Cal State Fullerton. #nastynutwoods lol.
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765
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@KidKardi #ThatWasDeep #TWSS
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766
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@that1girlSam yeah. It's cute. It looks nice and perky! (#twss :P)
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767
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@kevinrose that's what she said. #TWSS
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768
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@ninky That's scandalously close to being a #TWSS.
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769
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@Xenorye Do u have Push on ur Twitter client, or do we always seem to check at the same time. Ur always so fast. #TWSS
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770
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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You made me a gigolo.. RT @perniciously #TWSS RT @RoycinD
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773
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774
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What a rip off. It didn't even taste good.
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775
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#TWSS RT @RoycinD: What a rip off. It didn't even taste good.
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776
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@bronwen that's what she said. #twss
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777
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@mikejsewell #TWSS
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778
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There was a tie for Monday's top rated That's What She Said joke. Check them out here: http://bit.ly/7cuofF #twss
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779
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#ultimatewin RT @JohnProlly Try not to put your knife in too deep because you dont want to hit her stomach #sharkweek #TWSS
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780
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Try not to put your knife in too deep because you dont want to hit her stomach #sharkweek #TWSS
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781
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#twss RT @technosailor Up up down down left right left right a b enter
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RT @EvaTEsq: That's what she said! #TWSS @thtswhtshesd RT @runnerchick28 "3 hrs of waiting for 50 seconds of breast stroke." @runamyrun
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783
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#twss RT @NaudiByNature: I want to get something pierced... I like waking up to new things. Not sure where I want it tho. Any suggestions??
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784
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I had my mouth open for like 30 minutes and now my lips are so chapped http://eatsh.it/D1 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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785
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I had my mouth open for like 30 minutes and now my lips are so chapped http://eatsh.it/D1 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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786
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I had my mouth open for like 30 minutes and now my lips are so chapped http://eatsh.it/D1 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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787
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I had my mouth open for like 30 minutes and now my lips are so chapped http://eatsh.it/D1 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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788
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RT @SoSweetKakes: My neck is hurtn something bad... I mite as well sleep it off - #twss
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789
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@xieferris It's all pretty incredible, but I think I'm having the hardest time with the pitcher of salami. #TWSS?
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790
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Word to @AshleyTHizzdale who would say #TWSS RT @bacardi_queen Ah fack now it's sideways
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791
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That's what she said! #TWSS @thtswhtshesd RT @runnerchick28 "3 hrs of waiting for 50 seconds of breast stroke." @runamyrun
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792
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RT @BeeStiing Just chill.#twss
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793
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#TWSS RT @hickeyc: express yourself, don't repress yourself
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794
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Did you know: I <3 fish tacos? http://www.flickr.com/photos/heathermg/4855018445/ #twss
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795
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You shake that thing he comes running. #advice #twss
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796
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@Derrich @normalguyguide #TWSS
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797
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"i love going on machines that go really fast" #TWSS
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798
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@nicholasmoore looks awesome dude! Keep it up #twss
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799
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#TWSS RT @arielcherie: I love cake batter. Licking the beaters is the best :)
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800
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@AbsolutDiamond Haha, #TWSS level tweet. And I was wondering if my twitter a/c was hacked or some such thing.
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801
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Huh? RT @TisDN: @mikachu02 LMAO #TWSS
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802
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@mikachu02 LMAO #TWSS
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803
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@MsKathyPics *replays YoGabbaGabba DVD for the kids* keep 'em coming! #twss
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804
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RT @jjcox315 @Krzyszt0f the only down side is the are curved so you have to straighten them out (#twss)
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805
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You can hit harder then that!!! #twss RT @LawyerBetty: Some girls are tragic then some girls are a tragdey #mentalfuck
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806
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RT @AshleyThizzdale when it rains it pours <--- #TWSS
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807
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#TWSS? RT @Myka918: @organeiser @ChadDiller I didn't touch his iPad!
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808
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@Moirabrowne In the end (#TWSS), such expressions of aggravation only lead to more pain. So, I direct it at things like cancer.
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809
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "I don't think I can do it on my own." http://bit.ly/cvwrq6 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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810
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@skeskali *poke* #TWSS
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811
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RT @katdish: @Nick_theGeek Oh, then I've won multiple times. // #TWSS
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812
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Got em. RT @SELECTIVE_GURU: #TWSS RT @NGBoo: @SELECTIVE_GURU you eating the wrong cake
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813
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#TWSS RT @NGBoo: @SELECTIVE_GURU you eating the wrong cake
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814
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LMAOOO RT @MissMaryJ: hmmm #twss... I'm pushin it... #twss RT @Brooki3Monst3r: @VERGE68 I like the cushier keys myself my mac keys r hard
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815
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OH: "Did you fill both holes?" #twss
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816
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OH: to see if I can get off cheap #TWSS
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817
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Haha! #TWSS @thtswhatshesd RT @misterfonzie: RT @kelownagurl: Lots of smoke on the Coq. // That's what SHE said
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818
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Random joke by @mynameismobydic: "Quiero tacos de lengua." http://bit.ly/clczys #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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819
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@drinkbourbon I gave up on that stupid game after I hit the Level 50 cap and had barely started Episode 2. It's awesome but too long #twss
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820
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#TWSS RT: @ThaSportsChick: @Quartz164 when we go to state college, you WILL LIKE IT.
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821
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@ManuPalmer XDDD lo acabo de oir yo también. Es un poco #TWSS
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822
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@RachelAppel The first ride is yours. :) #twss
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823
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I put it in my mouth and was stunned by the sharp sweetness. 'It's really good!' I said." #twss
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824
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RT @bananasamich: @GizmoAlex, well 2 pieces of bread with something in the middle makes a samich. I'm filled with bananas. #twss
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825
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@GizmoAlex, well 2 pieces of bread with something in the middle makes a samich. I'm filled with bananas. #twss
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826
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Too easy #TWSS RT @organeiser: I am enjoying working laying on my back
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827
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#TWSS RT: @IamWJC i don't want you handling me....
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828
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#TWSS RT @RebelAllianceHQ: @SithEmpirePR did I come too late to the party?
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829
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@SeDoNiaBreVin #twss giggity
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830
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RT @smshum: It leaves a bit to be desired but will fill the craving. #twss
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831
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RT @cshontz I couldn't imagine being suddenly wet for reasons that wouldn't be immediately obvious. Freaky. #TWSS
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832
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Related: Unforeseen surge in #TWSS tweets. RT @aavantika: Oooh...i think #iwilldoanything has scope as a trending topic...
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833
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Random joke by @bexwrex: "You just don't wanna be moving your head." http://bit.ly/ayXLv9 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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834
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@AshleyThizzdale ummm.. please hold while I blow up your box (#twss )
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835
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@TheGoodBadGirl LOL DM me ur email address. It's too big (#twss), and I can't send it as an mms.
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836
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RT @ossycocotaso: @VerACEous #twss
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837
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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838
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@Blu_Mimsy That's what she said. #TWSS #ohnohedidnt
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839
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@makeadiff21 um what? and #TWSS
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840
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @wscollins06: "I always make a mess. Look I already got all over my face." http://bit.ly/bRSODp #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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841
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RT @dreaelisa: #awesomesauce RT @TWSTweets @wscollins06: Now I know how the energizer bunny feels. I can't see myself stopping anytime soon! #TWSS
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842
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Today's featured user is @_MissE_. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/8ZzwYK #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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843
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#TWSS RT @krist0ph3r @schmmuck I've done it once, two weeks ago. If you're ready to sit tight, I'm definitely up to riding back!
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844
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I have 25 electronic forms to fill out for my new job. I've completed the "what's your national origin?" #tacklethelonghardonesfirst #twss
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845
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#ThatsWhatSheSaid #TWSS RT @blitzgrambo: @mikeconway03 Now they're in plastic that spurts juice all over when you open it. #fail
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846
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Random joke by @JackieTurtur: "Stop! I'm gonna get white stuff all over my face!" http://bit.ly/amuod0 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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847
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#InSovietRussia she said what's that? #TWSS @kartographer @techrsr
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848
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@aussienick mine comes to bed with me. I'm a cuddles type of person ha ha #TWSS or that's what I said!
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849
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@KatinkaLooise Lol! I have a bed for mine.. :) (ps you set me up for a #twss joke there)
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850
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@pigtailsflying This is usually when the very best ones come up too. #TWSS
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851
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#TWSS RT @kayjaybuch @DBMoulton Yeah, so I really do need to give it to you. Um…how soon do you need it?
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852
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Woo! Just rec'd @adactio's latest book in the post. It's much smaller than I expected (#twss). #html5 http://twitpic.com/2axcep
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853
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Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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854
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@s_cubed Sweet all the way. I can't handle the salty stuff. #TWSS
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855
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#twss RT @ratichaudhary: hello twitter..long time no see
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856
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@Lynselstevens @inprogress @machroi obscene? #twss inducing?
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857
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@Grayum_ian That's what *she* said. #twss
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858
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RT: @MikeMayer: That thing is huge. http://bit.ly/9AKJTj #apple #magictrackpad #twss HOLY babychino kinda cool actually.
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859
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"wow...something you just don't wanna swallow!" <~~ #TWSS
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860
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#twss “@rukmaniram: @techrsr I don't have a rose garden. I may have skeletons in the herb garden.”
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861
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Lmao! #Twss!!!
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862
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No one voted on any jokes yesterday, so no top rated joke for Sunday. Make sure to vote for new jokes as they are added! #twss
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863
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RT @AriannyCeleste: There's nothing wrong with a quickie...especially when it ends in a knockout! :D// #TWSS
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864
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#twss RT @iFKDYO_FEELiNGS: =/ that big stick just made my stomach turn « oooh yeah?"
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865
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#TWSS RT @AgentOrange354 "The predators have become seemingly intoxicated by the orgy of flesh." #SharkWeek
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866
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RT @ArryDeZire: I'm gonna eat this ice cream and get a KILLER stomach ache, but ima take it #thugtweet - #twss
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867
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RT @OhCrap: Yours is still bigger than ours :-P RT @auteched:..year is creativity, which is not about size at all, @ohcrap #twss @aussienick
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868
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#TWSS "@kayjaybuch OK. I'll have to get it from you at some point." -@DBMoulton
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869
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#TWSS? hmmmm "Cut so I can relax! Almost done!" -@ChadDiller
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870
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Haaa...That's what She Said! RT @fatdaddystacks: I really want you to taste my biscuits.....#TWSS
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871
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wow that really is getting me wet #twss
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872
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I really want you to taste my biscuits.....#TWSS
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873
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#TWSS RT @MZz_REMY: Understandable! Its quite impossible not; one taste& u'll be hooked RT @SELECTIVE_GURU: @MZz_REMY yup just bodied it lol
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874
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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875
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That's what she said! #TWSS @thtswhtshesd RT @jenn_if_er: My feet and my ass hurt. Otherwise I feel great.
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876
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RT @telli3: Keep em coming!!!!! I'm highly entertained!!!!<#twss
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877
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#twss #ThatsWhatSheSaid "I think that's as big as it gets"
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878
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Marv from home alone "wow! what a hole!" #twss
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879
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@smola04 how sad that I totally didn't even see that. #twss
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880
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "In out, in out, shake it all about." http://bit.ly/bIfJcK #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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881
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#twss http://yfrog.com/11tufcj
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882
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@ladylamia @acrichards Depending on insulation of the structure, temp outside, & the size of the unit, there's only so much it can do. #twss
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883
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Its so big how are we gonna get it out? #twss
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884
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(If someone doesn't #TWSS that comment, I'll cry.)
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885
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@KiriMack mine is on its way too. It will have more than enough meat for both of us. #twss?
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886
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@JazzzyFreshhh #TWSS
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887
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Lmao! Fucker. RT @TAT2SBYMV: #TWSS RT @NewHobby: So stuffed like a turkey. -_-
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888
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Random joke by @angelswilliam: "Okay, I was waiting for that." http://bit.ly/5EczO2 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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889
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#TWSS RT @NewHobby: So stuffed like a turkey. -_-
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890
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@iH8sn0w #TWSS
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891
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@AbsolutDiamond Haha, warning: that was a #TWSS level tweet.
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892
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Just finished eating! Now time 2 fill her up! #twss #thatswhatshesaid I'm talking bout my car! Lmbo!
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893
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For Yall Entertainment ~~>RT @G_SO_HANDSOME Thahah her go @Jballa756 wit his RT #TWSS rampage lol
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894
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Thahah her go @Jballa756 wit his RT #TWSS rampage lol
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895
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "She watches you while you put it in your mouth." http://bit.ly/9CdFpq #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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896
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@_BiggieSmallz I'm jus tellin yu... #TWSS lol
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897
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RT @G_SO_HANDSOME: @_BiggieSmallz o yu gon see.... • #TWSS
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898
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#TWSS RT @shibani_k: @jhayu I'm nearly there! :P @BrettLeeholic
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899
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@sourcitruslady It's only the three episodes though, so it'll all be over rather quickly. #twss
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900
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#TWSS RT @Joylita: After the beer, save the cork.
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901
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#TWSS RT @PurpleVirgo86: RT @AyDiosCarrie: @PurpleVirgo86 smh. You in? <<< Nope!
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902
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@_BiggieSmallz #TWSS. Lmao
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903
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Hahaha, @kathryn_wall :) #twss
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904
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"I'm easy to please, you just got to fill me up" #twss
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905
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RT @757RocknRolla @marcrealworld23 @polostateofmind #twss <<< touche
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906
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Yu kno I'm good 4 em RT @_BiggieSmallz RT @G_SO_HANDSOME: RT @_BiggieSmallz I said "Look Ma, no handz" #TWSS • Hahahahahaz danggut!!!
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907
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RT @G_SO_HANDSOME: RT @_BiggieSmallz I said "Look Ma, no handz" #TWSS • Hahahahahaz danggut!!!
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908
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RT @_BiggieSmallz I said "Look Ma, no handz" #TWSS
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909
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Hahahahaz. I juz saw THEE perfekt #TWSS tweet but I know tha person wouldn't get it. Geez I wish more people knew about this game
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910
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "Took me a while but now I can't stop tweeting." http://bit.ly/8s5kil #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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911
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Successfully installed new deadbolt and door handle on the front door. The de-brass-fixture-ifying has begun. #somanyknobs #twss
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912
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#TWSS "@silverbeamxx: Hurt me; do it like I love it though."
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913
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u.u RT @heero83: #TWSS "Ayer me sentí sin ropa interior cuando se cayó mi Twitter" te dije que ibas a decir un #chinazo,tomo su tiempo.
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914
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RT @miZKekebaby: @hjaybee u never showed me :( « #thatswhatshesaid #twss
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915
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#TWSS "Ayer me sentí sin ropa interior cuando se cayó mi Twitter" te dije que ibas a decir un #chinazo,tomo su tiempo,pero bueno @kattz_R
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916
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#TWSS RT @GabbbarSingh: It was time someone did it. :) RT @sidvee: #InSovietRussia yo fatwa so mulla
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917
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OH: Come on, honey - eat that muffin. #twss
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918
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Annonce radio de Home Depot : "Tu vas en brasser des grosses affaires"... whut? Lol. #twss
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919
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I wasn't looking. I just put it in my mouth, and it was meat! It was unexpected. Normally, if there's meat in my mouth I know abt it! #twss
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920
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#twss @arti_2002 i want to watch it again...
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921
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@r38y Good think you didn't post any #TWSS jokes. That'd be confusing.
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922
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#twss you watch the door and make sure nobody goes in and steals that thing!
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923
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#TWSS RT @ktdeeds @smola04 don't you want it??????
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924
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Weiner enraged on House floor - http://bit.ly/dp06wn #cnn ---> #twss headline!
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925
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Random joke by @angelswilliam: "I spent an hour preparing it, now you're going to eat it!" http://bit.ly/bTRK45 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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926
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Today's featured user is @jaybobill. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/aQtPnc #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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927
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@Quartz164 aww, you're sweet! Looks like I will be nursing, blogging, and eating your breast cake! (#TWSS?)
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928
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#TWSS RT @DedhShaani: This Korean chick in Lost is nice.
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929
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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930
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@OhCrap lol, love your work! #TWSS
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931
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#TWSS RT @PaulCunningham: I mean I can't load it
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932
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@Emmymouse @themolk #TWSS
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933
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#TWSS RT @OhCrap: @aussienick @springah i like the mini caps. the big ones are hard to swallow.
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934
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "Time to get some rest." http://bit.ly/9oYcwp #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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935
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@yeasheslovely I'm pretty busy but I guess I can squeeze u in #thatswhatshesaid #twss lmaooo
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936
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I'm still laughing at @ozdj's hot Chocolate #TWSS from last week, best.twss.ever
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937
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Sharbeeny: "Fill the hole." Me:"#TWSS."
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938
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@radius86 I wish I could say the same. #TWSS
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939
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what does that mean ? RT @only1dmplz my bedsheets are calling...im coming! #TWSS lmao
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940
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my bedsheets are calling...im coming! #TWSS lmao
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941
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@friarhood #TWSS
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942
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I opened it 10 times and finally he is inside http://eatsh.it/D0 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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943
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Sorry, My finger slipped. http://eatsh.it/CZ #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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944
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#twss RT @technosailor @staceykface @CaseySoftware true friends do that to me regularly ;)
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945
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@BabyFaceJay90 @JohnnyRobbie it means Thats What She Said=#TWSS
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946
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@JohnnyRobbie @BashirAli6 wats #TWSS?
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947
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RT @BashirAli6: RT @BabyFaceJay90: @JohnnyRobbie took the words right outta my mouth> #TWSS ~ -____-
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948
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Wtf! Im a lil sweaty... #TWSS
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949
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RT @BabyFaceJay90: @JohnnyRobbie took the words right outta my mouth> #TWSS
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950
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#twss holla
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951
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@BigRedinTejas and @VanessaAlvarado sporting one of their favorite hashtags. #TWSS
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952
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"You just have to make sure this sticks up straight, and it slides right in." #twss #Bride
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953
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OH: It didn't seem as big when I was riding it. #twss
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954
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There was a tie for Saturday's top rated That's What She Said joke. Check them out here: http://bit.ly/7cuofF #twss
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955
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@Chet_green3013 #TWSS
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956
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“@sasha0382: @MadamTans Lol. They r doing Chocolate now! @travelnliving” #twss aphrodisiac much? :)
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957
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#TWSS RT @AlderaanPR: Look at the size of that thing!
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958
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@Chet_green3013 come on just send me some pics. #TWSS
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959
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@Shes2Bold haha #TWSS
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960
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#TWSS RT @Quartz164 @blurdmuliebrity No you won't. Good investment. I want a ride at the next tweetup!
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961
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RT @vanessaaaa_: @Learell . #twss
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962
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"Can i ride with you?" [lifts up eyebrows] #TWSS - @AyeeKayla_ lmfao xD
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963
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I hate tha condensation on tha outside of soda cans..... It always makes me wet #TWSS
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964
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RT @ohaii_katherine My friend was licking a lollipop and my other friend said "Oh yeah like it , like it, meke it WET! Oh yeeeeeahh!" #TWSS
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965
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You should really stop sucking. #twss
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966
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RT @Meganalyse19: "At least we put this matter to bed....That's what she said!...or he said! #MichaelScott #TheOffice. #twss @thtswhtshesd
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967
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@CourtneyKilluuh cause for some reason your attracted to dicks. (Ha, #twss) but forreal.
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968
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+
Isn't that the truth/lie! RT @justthisguy That's what HE said! RT @candidcourtney: #twss RT I can fake talent..
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969
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@alanjlee #twss /cc @aussienick
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970
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#twss RT @justthisguy @candidcourtney I can fake talent..
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971
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"he's well porportioned but he's also large." espn commentator on Pastrana. #twss
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972
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I ate the skin #twss #twstweets cc: @JFluder
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973
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+
Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "Can bacteria in your mouth affect your heart?" http://bit.ly/aXasU0 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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974
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+
"I don't use these because they're tight, and my head isn't big enough." @LeighaPierce #TWSS
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975
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RT @JennRuss: @DrZibbs what is #twss??? > that's what she said.
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976
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RT @JennRuss: @DrZibbs I play a good badminton. I was on a team in college.> i would like to play with you some day #twss
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977
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OH: Look at all those balls! #twss
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978
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+
I've been trying to convince myself to start working since 2 PM, but I've instead been screwing around. #twss
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979
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "Just throw it in the trunk with the rest of them." http://bit.ly/atPuh6 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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980
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RT @Slim_McFudgie: Been smiling ALL DAY..... my cheeks are starting to hurt.....<#twss
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981
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RT @KevinCalderalo: RT @Skreefermadness @KevinCalderalo lol I Just ate all of that, my mouth will take one for the team.... #pause.... #TWSS
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982
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RT @Skreefermadness @KevinCalderalo lol I Just ate all of that, my mouth will take one for the team.... #pause.... #TWSS
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983
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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984
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#TWSS RT @dominiquedawes: Join me tomorrow@ Legg Mason Tennis Tournament in DC for Family Day. Bring the kids, hit some balls & have a blast
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985
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#TWSS RT @waynesutton: Looking at nearby check-ins & about 20 people have checked into "Niki's Mouth"
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986
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+
Random joke by @Jennyseesyou: "That fits just right!" http://bit.ly/aJ1RP9 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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987
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Also #twss
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988
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@NavyBK #twss
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989
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+
Ready for @Coxe9oneOh and @tjc1008 too get here. Let's blow this party off! #twss
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990
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*giggling!* RT @BigRedinTejas: That's what she said. RT @brockminert: Anyone want to come mow my lawn? You can use the rider! #TWSS
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991
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+
uh oh he's coming #TWSS
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992
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+
That's what she said. RT @brockminert: Anyone want to come mow my lawn? You can use the rider! #TWSS
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993
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+
"oh that hit the spot." -Grammi #twss
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994
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+
Wife, on Clorox ReadyMop assembly: "That sticks out farther than it does in the picture." #TWSS
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995
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+
Random joke by @desrosj: "Low flow? I don't like the sound of that!" http://bit.ly/6zA6RZ #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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996
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Getting supplies for the #TWSS party (@ Michaels) http://4sq.com/93oVMz
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997
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@marcusdante Bruh dat was a perfect #twss lol I was bout to ask wat twss meant, then I figured it out when I finished da tweet lol
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998
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+
"My mouth isn't wide enough for all of this chocolate." - HB #twss
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999
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@thtswhtshesd Would you please put that down and get in? #TWSS
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1000
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That... Is really big. #twss?
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1001
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @pudgybuffman: "If I didn't feel like a dog before, I feel like a dog now." http://bit.ly/bIxbqC #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1002
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@Bfriedopfer LOL is that a new game? #TWSS ? WE should play 2nite.
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1003
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+
I clogged in the shower, did a quick shimmie then foxtrotted over to the store. #twss #nationaldanceday
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1004
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If u say so....sounds like you were going for joy rides lol #TWSS RT @nanabanfulblog: @Its_Jess2U lol i miss the adventure in the cabs
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1005
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RT @TysonKruze: today is going to be a good day....im saying like i can just feel it! <- #twss
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1006
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My mom has the window down its raining. I was about to say "hmm guess you don't mind gettin wet" then I thought #twss nd I didn't say it.
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1007
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Random joke by @pudgybuffman: "If I didn't feel like a dog before, I feel like a dog now." http://bit.ly/bIxbqC #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1008
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@streetztalk @SoSweetTT dude! I swear she has a tape worm! That girl can eat! #twss teehee!
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1009
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RT @zacharylittle: This is too big a job for one person. #TWSS
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1010
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+
like the first time all over again? #twss
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1011
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@ALL_CAPS There was an option to take the @'s out, but when I saw how prominent you were, I had to leave it. #TWSS / @jonfingas
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1012
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@JoseFloresMKE :) u never fail to deliver. Thank you. #twss
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1013
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+
#TWSS RT @4Play_Fik: I hate when niggs force me to get up
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1014
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+
Random joke by @KKrisR: "It cracked, so now I have to go get it filled!" http://bit.ly/cAaPKv #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1015
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+
#twss party tonight! Everyone is invited! DM me for directions...byob and it should start around 10! :) soooo excited!
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1016
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Today's featured user is @RiverCityGal. They have submitted 8 jokes. Their jokes: http://bit.ly/9wnAve #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1017
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@whomeJZ @tardistavern #TWSS
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1018
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+
@rivasucks #TWSS :-D
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1019
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+
RT @GrandPrixDiary: Did EJ just say "Jenson has to feel it in his backside"? #twss
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1020
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+
@rivasucks #twss Thats What She Said.
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1021
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Random joke by @Green_RangerXXX: "She goes so Hard." http://bit.ly/acJWcy #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1022
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+
Thanks, but that tip didn't help #twss RT @kboo1973 @AgentOrange354 Unofficial Fix For iPhone 3G iOS 4 Performance http://bit.ly/cPDojW
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1023
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+
@rashnair ahem ahem.... all the replies I can think of to this tweet can be massive #TWSS jokes.. So, no comments :P
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1024
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+
lol RT @OhCrap: RT @MolksTVTalk: Why is a girl riding a polar bear? #GoldenCompass, you are confusing... #TWSS
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1025
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+
RT @MolksTVTalk: Why is a girl riding a polar bear? #GoldenCompass, you are confusing... #TWSS
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1026
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+
RT @thtswhtshesd: Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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1027
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+
@JenniferSayer: Good morning all! Work today and tomo and then KY!!!! Can't wait!
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1028
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+
#TWSS
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1029
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+
I miss Mozart Balls (Mozart Kugelen) #twss http://yfrog.com/10cpimj
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1030
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+
RT @thtswhtshesd: Sorry, My finger slipped. http://eatsh.it/D6 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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1031
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+
RT @yoochild: More NPR quote goodness: "there are the big P people and the little p people". #twss
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1032
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+
More NPR quote goodness: "there are the big P people and the little p people". #twss
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1033
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+
That's a big piece of wood. http://eatsh.it/D7 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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1034
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+
Sorry, My finger slipped. http://eatsh.it/D6 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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1035
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+
This banana is out of control ginormous #twss http://yfrog.com/n49eej
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1036
|
+
Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "Just do Paul's bits." http://bit.ly/cSfuZx #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1037
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+
Today's featured user is @CtinaPeaceGal. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/d1CGx7 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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|
1038
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+
That begs for #TWSS RT @SLotH13: @ikaveri He's lucky.. I've heard theirs is warmer than ours.. And more gooey :| @OldmonkMGM
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1039
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+
@SteinoMagic Damn. That was a good #TWSS. #VisualizationBegins
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1040
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+
#TWSS RT@DarshanP82: @dharmeshG @oldmonkMGM Ok Deep is interesting. :D"
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1041
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+
POW! RT @Legendary_LVon: [#TWSS] RT @Jazzy_Daphnee: Stuffed!!
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1042
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+
#TWSS RT @franksting "there was no part of that that wasn't fun" #buffy
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1043
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+
[#TWSS] RT @Jazzy_Daphnee: Stuffed!!
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1044
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+
Random joke by @jshihadeh: "Sometimes I just suck...and not in a good way." http://bit.ly/9FbQFR #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1045
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+
"I think we have engaged enough that you don't want to pull out of it." #twss
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1046
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+
Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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1047
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+
#TWSS #backtoback @mycrotchetyluv @satanbhagat not by a long shot. really.
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1048
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+
@mycrotchetyluv Shrink? I know it's big but... #TWSS
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1049
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+
That's what Satan said. #TWSS RT @Scribbledpage *Wipes the keyboard*
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1050
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+
"4 inches mein hamaara kya hoga" - @LimeIce #TWSS #BarfeeliAag
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1051
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+
RT @JesssieMac: I'm just all jacked up right now. My tummy hurts and now my throat is hurting from all that screaming.. « #twss
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1052
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+
RT @CortnieX Everytime I get on my knees at work I think about that-#twss
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1053
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+
Fucking humidity!! I wake up with a sticky face all through the night. #twss
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1054
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And yet, I am awake! Oh woe is me. Where for art thou sand man? Why hast thou forsaken me?! Come at once!..... ( #twss ??)
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1055
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@saynomorgan A: #twss. B: OH: doesn't she know, it's fucking delicious.
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1056
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+
RT @MediaKingFlav: #TWSS RT @TheReal_Su: I need a ride!!!!!!!!
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1057
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@ImSpencerSMD >_> #TWSS
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1058
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@HealthOC I'm glad you're on top of this (...) so we meet our #twss quotas! How was Charger Camp? When you wanna resched dinner? #girldate
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1059
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#CategoricalStatementOfTheDay #TWSS RT @_poohi: @NabeeLn Only dumb ppl go to chennai :p am gng trekking... To sharavati river valley
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1060
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@thebigdebowski #twss --RT @JeffreyFriend: Haha I know! I didn't think it would fit! @HealthOC @thtswhtshesd
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1061
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RT @CptKC @gilesgoatboy I'm kinda astonished at how big your head is. #twss
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1062
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RT @SELECTIVE_GURU: #TWSS RT @Mandeezyy: I'm in the mood for meatballs•now that iknow wt #twss stands 4 Im lookin at this tweet differently•
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1063
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@Tkdfool #twss
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1064
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Yea I got sick of defining it on twitter RT @Mandeezyy: Just googled #TWSS ...rofl @SELECTIVE_GURU
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1065
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+
@longklaw what do we have to do to get it out of you? #twss
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1066
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#twss RT @NeicyMarie: La pomme....RT @MrRobbieo: @NeicyMarie @NekaLaToya @dopegirlfresh23 where you bit....I mean lovely ladies at?
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1067
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No matter how much u pound it it will not be a #TT #twss #thatswhatshesaid lol
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1068
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“@_mar1ana: @MarioGsj what in the world is #TWSS ?!! lol” <-- Thats What She Said ..
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1069
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+
grrr well let me play around some more #TWSS
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1070
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@BornSuaVe_AugVI dang that's a #TWSS
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1071
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+
#TWSS RT @Mandeezyy: I'm in the mood for meatballs
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1072
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+
RT @FRB_YungWaVii yy i jus gt hit by water nd i love tht i gt wet lmao #pause< #TWSS
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1073
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+
@MarioGsj what in the world is #TWSS ?!! lol
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1074
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RT @BBizDAish #twss RT @Ur_phrodisiac11: What goes up must come down and what gets hard must get soft at some point...>she sure did lol
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1075
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“@NorCalChika: @Bombproductions @_mar1ana make sure the bedazzler is a good size” <--- #TWSS
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1076
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@Dbirdy [q] you did a fine job this eve [/q] #twss
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1077
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On Pickle for the first time in two days. I missed my baby. ;) #TWSS (Pickle's my netbook. xD)
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1078
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+
O.o No vale!! Es un libro!! O.o RT @heero83: @kattz_R se te hacia tarde #TWSS "....Más tarde le meto a 1libro un rato =D "
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1079
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@kattz_R se te hacia tarde #TWSS "....Más tarde le meto a 1libro un rato =D "
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1080
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RT @zac_moore: Went to kennesaw this morning. Then worked from 11 to about 9. And I broke a horse. Had a pretty productive day. #twss
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1081
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+
#teamhampton = BIG JOKER #teamhoward = 3 of clubs .......Awwww, you couldnt get it up huh.... #twss #tohowarddudes
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1082
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+
Who knew moving a couch could be so fun? Too bad it couldn't go in... #twss
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1083
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+
That's what she said ;) #twss RT @StLCardsGuy: Deep and firm. #90minutesofpleasure #massage #FB
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1084
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+
Game of inches. #twss
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1085
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+
@ThelovelyJ girl! I'm out of commission! You and @JESSizAstar wore me out! #twss lol
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1086
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+
ABSOLUTELY DYING from the #topchef #twss comments - unreal lulz - thx
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1087
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+
LOL RT @JeffHouck "My beef's really dry and I'm not happy about it." #topchef #TWSS
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1088
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+
"Then we'll do it real quiet like." #StarWars #twss
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1089
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I wish @bootyp was my neighbor. Id water her flowers anyday #twss lol. And @vasser40 had the smooove hair & the ladies man Alex. How awesome
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Was my previous tweet a serious version of #TWSS? Gosh, the maturity I display on this account. OMG GAIZ I HAS RED HAIRZ #VAIN #VAIN
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My head is throbbing/ #TWSS I'm srs though, I need a Tylenol.
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Lmfao #NICE one RT @VaughnL86: #TWSS RT @FANgelo: That had to be the quickest 20 mins of my life
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#TWSS RT @FANgelo: That had to be the quickest 20 mins of my life
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#twss RT @ElStache oh SHIT. The Wood is about to come on BET
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@rainnwilson that's what she said! #twss
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RT @taut_7: my knees are killing me.// c'mon son #twss... Tht was a lob team lol... Nash 2 stoudamire
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RT @taut_7: my knees are killing me.// c'mon son #twss
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Playing with his caulk again. #clubhouse #twss http://tweetphoto.com/36868384
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RT @kboo1973: I SUBMITTED THIS!!! RT @thtswhtshesd When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I want to taste it on my tongue, but I don't want it to drip all over my face." http://bit.ly/cRzZNa #twss
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Where's your cucumber special. #twss #clubhouse
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Ready to get off. #TWSS
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"Oh wow, right in my face. Thanks." #TWSS
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Jeffrey Shackelford): Thats what she said??? #twss http://twitpic.com/2bnip2 http://twurl.nl/j7gvu6
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RT @Daniel_Doelling: RT @JJFrog: Thats what she said??? #twss http://twitpic.com/2bnip2
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@kboo1973 Nice #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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You have no pole or two big black balls to worry about. #clubhouse #twss
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I SUBMITTED THIS!!! RT @thtswhtshesd When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Thats what she said??? #twss http://twitpic.com/2bnip2
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@elvisofdallas are ya'll up to #twss shenanigans without me?! No fair having fun while I'm working @Nadds
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"Size matters not." #StarWars #twss
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RT @THEnewTILAGO: Whooo that was wayyyyy too sweet . I need some water .<#TWSS !!
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@jose602 : Is #twss like SWASS? #posseonbroadwayliterally
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Every time I see bits of other people's drama (#twss), I start to wonder what happened but then realize I don't care. Also, platypi!
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1116
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#twss RT @walylama Congrats Mr. hamerhead. You sir are the man.
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RT @bacardi_queen
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1119
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#twss RT @walylama I think my profile pix black part is expanding #oohlala
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@Stookystar it has, hasn't it. Crazy long. #twss :)
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1121
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RT @ElSleemz: @walylama haha. Yours is hella big. #twss the erection 1 or the black part?
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@walylama haha. Yours is hella big. #twss
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1123
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@AshleyThizzdale I'm a do you a favor. #twss please hold. #twhs
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1124
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I was debating if I wanted a big one or a small one." http://bit.ly/cE4DsS #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1125
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Everyday I realize more and more why we're such good friends, @dhudge. BTW, I always imagine that Chewie is saying, #twss, in wookiee.
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1126
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I was just working hard on it all day and there was just too much for me to swallow. http://eatsh.it/D4 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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1127
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RT @thtswhtshesd: When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I was just working hard on it all day and there was just too much for me to swallow. http://eatsh.it/D4 #TWSS #ThatsWh ...
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1129
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When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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1130
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I was just working hard on it all day and there was just too much for me to swallow. http://eatsh.it/D4 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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1131
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@wonkothesane1 Fun times. That's what's this weekend. And I can't wait. That's why I need to make it come faster. #TWSS
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1132
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"It's a hit?" "Negative. It didn't go in." #StarWars #twss
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1133
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Its not very big, but its cute. #thatswhatshesaid #twss #twstweets @twstweets
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1134
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RT @gigglebones718: @FlawsAndAllDoll lmfaooo..don't do that #twss<< I wouldn't be offended if you unfollowed me RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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1135
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@mcblake no, lets stick with the innuendo. It's much more fun just replying with #twss
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1136
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#Twss and im all in *Pow* lol RT @ThelovelyJ: @VERGE68 I wanna do it too! LOL
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1137
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"Get on top of it!" "I'm trying!" #StarWars #twss
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1138
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#twss RT @yelyahwilliams: Im sorry I spilled it all over ur bus. 2 make u more prettier. RT @boomersaveus: (cont) http://tl.gd/2u2tbc
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1139
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#TWSS RT @iKICK_BaLLs: #random I can now hit the daddy stroke
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1140
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I NEED those bad boys in my life...#twss RT @SaltySpoon: @BestFoodBlogEVR (twss post-its from my desk) http://tweetphoto.com/36836732
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1141
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My ass is killing me. . .(#twss)
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1142
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @deniz_d: "We did it in the breaks." http://bit.ly/9hoybI #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1143
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Random joke by @deniz_d: "We did it in the breaks." http://bit.ly/9hoybI #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1144
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RT @FabLifeofZ: @VERGE68 Your comment is like helpful and jerkish all in the same sentence. Kind of hard to pull that off.<<<<< #twss
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#TWSS my mind is totally in the gutter now RT @EvilGeneus: RT @sleepy_Ace: wen u only eat once or twice a day..savor every bite #empirelivin
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Hahahaha #goodone RT @DAREALGC: #twss RT @jessiej102: @MrRobbieo thx for rubbing it in lol! What did u get?
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1147
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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1148
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#twss RT @jessiej102: @MrRobbieo thx for rubbing it in lol! What did u get?
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1149
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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1150
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We're scripting!! =DD It's been so LONG (that's TOTALLY what she said #twss)
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1151
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...#twss
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1152
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#twss RT @Paul_Casey: Only played 5 holes with Luke Donald and @ianjamespoulter before we had to come because of lightning.
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1153
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "I'll eat you." http://bit.ly/chdThK #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1154
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I bet Uranus will be rockin #twss RT @Slate Dr. Dre wants to make an instrumental album about the solar system http://slate.me/bHL5KL
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1155
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@sarahmsalter Uhm. #TWSS
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1156
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@imjameshall If you see an opportunity, jump on it. #twss
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1157
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RT @Have_Sum_Jones Bad penis would increase your Head Pain/Headaches #TWSS ahahahah < #FACT
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1158
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#twss RT @AyDiosCarrie Its too BIG. Its too w i d e. Its too stroooong. It won't [FI]T
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1159
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@saynomorgan #twss
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1160
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "What I love about you, is that you come out 100%." http://bit.ly/bVLVZ8 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1161
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @wscollins06: "We're here you comin?" http://bit.ly/bbVPqm #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1162
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Okaaay that sounded like a gunshot
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1163
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!#twss#!
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1164
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@deemerman And way too heavy. #twss
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1165
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Random joke by @wscollins06: "We're here you comin?" http://bit.ly/bbVPqm #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1166
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#TWSS RT @ramaaramesh: And his twitter background is *lezz* suggestive in tune with this :D
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1167
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#TWSS? No? Okay. RT @shailaja: But these samosas I tell you, are so hot and tasty.
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1168
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RT @melodiACE: oh its tingling...you got that much right. > #TWSS
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1169
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Random joke by @ErikaJonas: "It's going everywhere! Me and my cousin rolled around laughing for 10 minutes on Thanksgiving." #twss
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1170
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#TWSS RT @preetidhingra: If ever my reply to you includes the word 'bhai', don't mistake it to be my brotherly feelings for you. ever
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1171
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#TWSS!! RT @VioletLily @limburger2001 @plasmaegg @aussienick It was so smooth and creamy... nom. /ping @ohcrap
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1172
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RT @Emmymouse: @northirid @special_girl just be careful what you fast forward. You don't want to miss the good bits! #TWSS /cc @aussienick
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1173
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#twss RT @belindanash: It would seem my neighbour's pussy is even more tired than I am... she's snoring #whoknewpussiescouldsnore
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1174
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#TWSS??? RT@Dantzzz: Anyone have any more advice on how to use my diaphragm and keep my throat open when singing?
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1175
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RT: @CrazyAnsh: @malinthe රෑට එනවද පොඩ්ඩකට? #twss
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1176
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RT @sethray1987: @nate_ray I want to come!// #twss
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1177
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@MontseOrtiz #TWSS lol Good nite chi. Chis lol
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1178
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RT @KaelynRea Hmm I may have added too much batter to the cups.. Halfway should have been fine I thought.. // #TWSS
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1179
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Smirk! // RT @Schnik: Ahem. #TWSS RT @duane_scott: @diam0ndhead94 well, ill try not to get on the twitter right when you get off again.
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1180
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@amy_schmamey sorry already ate yours. #twss
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1181
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again, #TWSS RT @neil_hershey: @DBMoulton @kayjaybuch Yes but I want to see all of it, that's the thing about it, ha.
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1182
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@msdaisy425 http://tweetphoto.com/36715294 thought u were gonna be home & in bed by 12 tonight (#twss)
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1183
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@DBMoulton @neil_hershey @kayjaybunch #TWSS?
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1184
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RT @jordaannYUUP: @misterperfekt nigga u came at me.<#twss
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1185
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NEWWW #TT >>>>> #TWSS #TWSS <<<< THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!! LEEGGOOOOO #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS
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1186
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When someone #TWSS you, #Indecent him. #TwitterCommandments
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1187
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If u only knew RT @RockstarJedi #TWSS RT @Music30: @QueenAliParker we know what happened when I tried to touch it earlier. Didn't end well.
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1188
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“@TheLustIVSlim: Lmfaoooooooo ! Buh Wuts #TWSS? FRB Sayiinngs #NShyt >>>>>Yall Suppppose 2Fill A Sistuh In <<<<< THATZ WHAT SHE SAID xDD
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1189
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#TWSS RT @JSAVERY: @kmueller62 Very excellent indeed.
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1190
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"you want some of the shit that fell out of my taco?" #TWSS
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1191
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@davinharms #TWSS
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1192
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"@AyoCHOCOLATE: I'm tight, ugh."<---this is a #twss @CheFonz
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1193
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less than 2 hours... come on! #twss
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1194
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Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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1195
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@artillery606 chicky sammy #doubledown #twss #twis #hwagp
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1196
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I wanna see that movie!
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1197
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!#twss#!
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1198
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#twss RT @sarahmsalter: @weightwhat Now come on, Wendy. Just TRY it. It won't hurt you!
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1199
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@ktdeeds @smola04 We like to share! #twss :-D
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1200
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why am i being offered a job that i wanted months ago two and half weeks before i leave-__- #badtiming.
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1201
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#twss.
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1202
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@thatredhairgirl @chris_ascher #TWSS
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1203
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#TWSS #doubletagged RT @diam0ndhead94: @sarahmsalter You get what you give!!! ;-) *sniff*
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1204
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This couple has been kissing for ever....I went to the store came back and they still kissing...your tongue don't get tired? #TWSS
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1205
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#TWSS RT @staffystaff: My cheesy breadstick is ENORMOUS! http://tweetphoto.com/36691646
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1206
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@Oheyrva #twss
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1207
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@DBMoulton I just realized how that (Night Maker) might have been construed. Um…I'll just give myself a TWSS and hang my head in shame #TWSS
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1208
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@BodyworksPA haha, i won't #TWSS you :) what recipe are you bringing Sunday?
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1209
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@smola04 Woo hoo! Fresh is best - in food of course. :-) no #twss intended.
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1210
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Ughhh no pun intended? #TWSS RT @nysaydes: yeeaahhh dickey! way to get out of a tight one!
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1211
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#TWSS RT @erictruman I seem to be eating a lot of hot pockets lately
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1212
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HAHAHAHA! Oh my god I just laughed out loud. #twss RT @Milo_Z: OH: This is thicker than last week's
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1213
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“@kastonie: Omg I love bj's (@ BJs Restaurant & Brewhouse)" #twss
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1214
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Every week I think...am I going to get tired of the big, red balls? And every week I'm amazed at how much I LOVEA THEM!! #Wipeout #TWSS
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1215
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@IGotTourettes Those are good... I laughed out loud at the #TWSS tag.
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1216
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@ErikaS981 #TWSS oh yeah...these r better... http://twitpic.com/2bdmia
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1217
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "I'm gonna spread out, hope no one minds." http://bit.ly/duxaM3 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1218
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Re-reading HG, bc I always fly through a book the 1st time. It's so much better when you go slowly and savor it. #twss
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1219
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Consuming something called a "toasty tornado" for dinner. (#TWSS)
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1220
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RT @XXXPLiCiT: My lower back is killing me...I need a massage....who got me? =) #TWSS
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1221
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@Shes2Bold Twitter takin all ur juice? #TWSS
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1222
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RT @leCreme_caRamel: Off work.. on my way to feed this cat #TWSS
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1223
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@_BusyBee Lol ok ok im done...wait if i come (#TWSS) i have to come back early cuz i have to look at an apartment wit my cousin
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1224
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"Hot mess" bwahaha #iloveheidi #sealisrubbingoffonher #twss
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1225
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RT @LondonBloke1906: Yo these next 3 hrs are gonna be torture<#TWSS
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1226
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I have a feeling that now that we've done this once, we'll be doing it often." http://bit.ly/bA3c48 #twss
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1227
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RT @HollywoodCrooks: RT @Jae_theGreat i need a nap-#twss <lol hush nick!
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1228
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RT @CortnieX Back to grindin-#twss
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RT @MsCRateau: Abt to get a hit of that cream crack in a lil bit. AY Yooo. #TWSS
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RT @Jae_theGreat i need a nap-#twss
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1231
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I'm not bending down to do it anymore, it hurts too much. http://eatsh.it/D2 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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1232
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RT @AP_LITe: #uhadtobetheone<again... #twss
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RT @AP_LITe: Working through the pain makes it all the more pleasurable in the end.<#twss
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1234
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I can't find the right hole, there's too many. http://eatsh.it/D3 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Lol, "Hmm...I wonder how that feels for her to squeeze it in her mouth" said my lovely sister MK. #TWSS
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I'm not bending down to do it anymore, it hurts too much. http://eatsh.it/D2 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I'm not bending down to do it anymore, it hurts too much. http://eatsh.it/D2 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I can't find the right hole, there's too many. http://eatsh.it/D3 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I can't find the right hole, there's too many. http://eatsh.it/D3 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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I can't find the right hole, there's too many. http://eatsh.it/D3 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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I'm not bending down to do it anymore, it hurts too much. http://eatsh.it/D2 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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@flouncybri Oh -- they were Lays dill pickle. I really need someone ot beta my tweets #TwitterisHard #twss
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RT @JacquiD: LOVE THE RUB! #TWSS
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "Oh so it's a double decker?" http://bit.ly/9V9zEK #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@BamaPeeps how long is that #honestyhour thing going on? You've been doing that since last night #twss
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#twss RT @makkelle I need to get off this bed
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Sat less than a foot away from Vince for an hour, for the first time in a month. #toolong #twss
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Random joke by @joshthebandboy: "That's a big balloon." http://bit.ly/9vpIwq #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Now that was an awkward elevator moment... a #twss where everyone thought it, nobody said it, everyone slowly cracked up
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@mahall9 oh man.. i'm dying over here.. hahahahaha #TWSS
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@ritcheyer Ok, QR, pace yourself. Don't unload it all on me at once. #TWSS
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I'm just waiting for it to finish at this point... #TWSS
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@buckmasterrr I was tempted to #twss the swelling in yr mouth bit. BUT get some Peppermint tea and stop whining you pussy.
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"I got everything I wanted :D except my screw but I'll get it belkuwait" #Pure #TWSS.
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@harrywynn TWSS! #TWSS #sorry
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#TWSS RT @aKiDnamedHENNY: Miami will lose & @espn will cum its pants RT @espn: Miami Heat to open NBA regular season vs. Boston Celtics
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@SeattleDriver #TWSS
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "No, no, I'm not going to swallow that." http://bit.ly/62qTxR #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@MACoholic #twss
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#twss RT @BrookEngland: Come again? RT @MrTruestory: @BrookEngland SMH, go make me a smoothie... I want frozen mango...
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#TWSS. Uh huh, yea I know. http://twitpic.com/2b9yp6
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@AbbyLuna ....I don't know what #twss means, but ;) anyawy
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RT @MsBismusic: Ewwww this juice is beyond nasty!!! Yuck<#twss
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this dude at my job also kept saying yesterday, in reference to a cd, "just put it in" #twss
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@KarenScottRadar He worked hard to do it that fast!! #TWSS #That'swhatshesaid
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Random joke by @his_ruca: "It just keeps getting juicier..." http://bit.ly/7NyjiB #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "Before you shoot, bend your knees a little." http://bit.ly/cFXMa1 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@mylittlebecky you can pepper my chilli anytime #twss #likestoturnbeckystweetsdirty #itburnssogood
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@thtswhtshesd playing FIFA, opened me wide & couldn't finish (score a goal). #TWSS
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#Twss RT @albiemorkel: I can't feel my legs!!!
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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@Frostberg7 "I like the milky flavour!!" That's What She Said. #TWSS
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@AshleyThizzdale i lived on Nutwood (#twss) in the Nutwood East apartments right across from Cal State Fullerton. #nastynutwoods lol.
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@KidKardi #ThatWasDeep #TWSS
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@that1girlSam yeah. It's cute. It looks nice and perky! (#twss :P)
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@kevinrose that's what she said. #TWSS
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@ninky That's scandalously close to being a #TWSS.
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@Xenorye Do u have Push on ur Twitter client, or do we always seem to check at the same time. Ur always so fast. #TWSS
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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You made me a gigolo.. RT @perniciously #TWSS RT @RoycinD
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What a rip off. It didn't even taste good.
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#TWSS RT @RoycinD: What a rip off. It didn't even taste good.
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@bronwen that's what she said. #twss
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@mikejsewell #TWSS
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There was a tie for Monday's top rated That's What She Said joke. Check them out here: http://bit.ly/7cuofF #twss
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#ultimatewin RT @JohnProlly Try not to put your knife in too deep because you dont want to hit her stomach #sharkweek #TWSS
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Try not to put your knife in too deep because you dont want to hit her stomach #sharkweek #TWSS
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#twss RT @technosailor Up up down down left right left right a b enter
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RT @EvaTEsq: That's what she said! #TWSS @thtswhtshesd RT @runnerchick28 "3 hrs of waiting for 50 seconds of breast stroke." @runamyrun
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#twss RT @NaudiByNature: I want to get something pierced... I like waking up to new things. Not sure where I want it tho. Any suggestions??
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I had my mouth open for like 30 minutes and now my lips are so chapped http://eatsh.it/D1 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I had my mouth open for like 30 minutes and now my lips are so chapped http://eatsh.it/D1 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I had my mouth open for like 30 minutes and now my lips are so chapped http://eatsh.it/D1 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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I had my mouth open for like 30 minutes and now my lips are so chapped http://eatsh.it/D1 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @SoSweetKakes: My neck is hurtn something bad... I mite as well sleep it off - #twss
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@xieferris It's all pretty incredible, but I think I'm having the hardest time with the pitcher of salami. #TWSS?
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Word to @AshleyTHizzdale who would say #TWSS RT @bacardi_queen Ah fack now it's sideways
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That's what she said! #TWSS @thtswhtshesd RT @runnerchick28 "3 hrs of waiting for 50 seconds of breast stroke." @runamyrun
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RT @BeeStiing Just chill.#twss
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#TWSS RT @hickeyc: express yourself, don't repress yourself
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Did you know: I <3 fish tacos? http://www.flickr.com/photos/heathermg/4855018445/ #twss
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You shake that thing he comes running. #advice #twss
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@Derrich @normalguyguide #TWSS
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1308
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"i love going on machines that go really fast" #TWSS
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@nicholasmoore looks awesome dude! Keep it up #twss
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#TWSS RT @arielcherie: I love cake batter. Licking the beaters is the best :)
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@AbsolutDiamond Haha, #TWSS level tweet. And I was wondering if my twitter a/c was hacked or some such thing.
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1312
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Huh? RT @TisDN: @mikachu02 LMAO #TWSS
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@mikachu02 LMAO #TWSS
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1314
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@MsKathyPics *replays YoGabbaGabba DVD for the kids* keep 'em coming! #twss
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RT @jjcox315 @Krzyszt0f the only down side is the are curved so you have to straighten them out (#twss)
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You can hit harder then that!!! #twss RT @LawyerBetty: Some girls are tragic then some girls are a tragdey #mentalfuck
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RT @AshleyThizzdale when it rains it pours <--- #TWSS
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1318
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#TWSS? RT @Myka918: @organeiser @ChadDiller I didn't touch his iPad!
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@Moirabrowne In the end (#TWSS), such expressions of aggravation only lead to more pain. So, I direct it at things like cancer.
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "I don't think I can do it on my own." http://bit.ly/cvwrq6 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@skeskali *poke* #TWSS
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RT @katdish: @Nick_theGeek Oh, then I've won multiple times. // #TWSS
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Got em. RT @SELECTIVE_GURU: #TWSS RT @NGBoo: @SELECTIVE_GURU you eating the wrong cake
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#TWSS RT @NGBoo: @SELECTIVE_GURU you eating the wrong cake
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LMAOOO RT @MissMaryJ: hmmm #twss... I'm pushin it... #twss RT @Brooki3Monst3r: @VERGE68 I like the cushier keys myself my mac keys r hard
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OH: "Did you fill both holes?" #twss
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1327
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OH: to see if I can get off cheap #TWSS
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1328
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Haha! #TWSS @thtswhatshesd RT @misterfonzie: RT @kelownagurl: Lots of smoke on the Coq. // That's what SHE said
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Random joke by @mynameismobydic: "Quiero tacos de lengua." http://bit.ly/clczys #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@drinkbourbon I gave up on that stupid game after I hit the Level 50 cap and had barely started Episode 2. It's awesome but too long #twss
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#TWSS RT: @ThaSportsChick: @Quartz164 when we go to state college, you WILL LIKE IT.
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1332
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@ManuPalmer XDDD lo acabo de oir yo también. Es un poco #TWSS
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1333
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@RachelAppel The first ride is yours. :) #twss
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I put it in my mouth and was stunned by the sharp sweetness. 'It's really good!' I said." #twss
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1335
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RT @bananasamich: @GizmoAlex, well 2 pieces of bread with something in the middle makes a samich. I'm filled with bananas. #twss
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1336
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@GizmoAlex, well 2 pieces of bread with something in the middle makes a samich. I'm filled with bananas. #twss
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1337
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Too easy #TWSS RT @organeiser: I am enjoying working laying on my back
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1338
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#TWSS RT: @IamWJC i don't want you handling me....
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1339
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#TWSS RT @RebelAllianceHQ: @SithEmpirePR did I come too late to the party?
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1340
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@SeDoNiaBreVin #twss giggity
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1341
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RT @smshum: It leaves a bit to be desired but will fill the craving. #twss
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1342
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RT @cshontz I couldn't imagine being suddenly wet for reasons that wouldn't be immediately obvious. Freaky. #TWSS
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1343
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Related: Unforeseen surge in #TWSS tweets. RT @aavantika: Oooh...i think #iwilldoanything has scope as a trending topic...
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1344
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Random joke by @bexwrex: "You just don't wanna be moving your head." http://bit.ly/ayXLv9 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1345
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@AshleyThizzdale ummm.. please hold while I blow up your box (#twss )
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1346
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@TheGoodBadGirl LOL DM me ur email address. It's too big (#twss), and I can't send it as an mms.
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1347
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RT @ossycocotaso: @VerACEous #twss
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1348
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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1349
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@Blu_Mimsy That's what she said. #TWSS #ohnohedidnt
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1350
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@makeadiff21 um what? and #TWSS
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1351
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @wscollins06: "I always make a mess. Look I already got all over my face." http://bit.ly/bRSODp #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1352
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RT @dreaelisa: #awesomesauce RT @TWSTweets @wscollins06: Now I know how the energizer bunny feels. I can't see myself stopping anytime soon! #TWSS
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1353
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Today's featured user is @_MissE_. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/8ZzwYK #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1354
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#TWSS RT @krist0ph3r @schmmuck I've done it once, two weeks ago. If you're ready to sit tight, I'm definitely up to riding back!
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1355
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I have 25 electronic forms to fill out for my new job. I've completed the "what's your national origin?" #tacklethelonghardonesfirst #twss
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1356
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#ThatsWhatSheSaid #TWSS RT @blitzgrambo: @mikeconway03 Now they're in plastic that spurts juice all over when you open it. #fail
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1357
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Random joke by @JackieTurtur: "Stop! I'm gonna get white stuff all over my face!" http://bit.ly/amuod0 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1358
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#InSovietRussia she said what's that? #TWSS @kartographer @techrsr
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1359
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@aussienick mine comes to bed with me. I'm a cuddles type of person ha ha #TWSS or that's what I said!
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1360
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@KatinkaLooise Lol! I have a bed for mine.. :) (ps you set me up for a #twss joke there)
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1361
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@pigtailsflying This is usually when the very best ones come up too. #TWSS
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1362
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#TWSS RT @kayjaybuch @DBMoulton Yeah, so I really do need to give it to you. Um…how soon do you need it?
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1363
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Woo! Just rec'd @adactio's latest book in the post. It's much smaller than I expected (#twss). #html5 http://twitpic.com/2axcep
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1364
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Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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1365
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@s_cubed Sweet all the way. I can't handle the salty stuff. #TWSS
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1366
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#twss RT @ratichaudhary: hello twitter..long time no see
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1367
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@Lynselstevens @inprogress @machroi obscene? #twss inducing?
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1368
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@Grayum_ian That's what *she* said. #twss
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1369
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RT: @MikeMayer: That thing is huge. http://bit.ly/9AKJTj #apple #magictrackpad #twss HOLY babychino kinda cool actually.
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1370
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"wow...something you just don't wanna swallow!" <~~ #TWSS
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1371
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#twss “@rukmaniram: @techrsr I don't have a rose garden. I may have skeletons in the herb garden.”
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1372
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Lmao! #Twss!!!
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1373
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No one voted on any jokes yesterday, so no top rated joke for Sunday. Make sure to vote for new jokes as they are added! #twss
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1374
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RT @AriannyCeleste: There's nothing wrong with a quickie...especially when it ends in a knockout! :D// #TWSS
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1375
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#twss RT @iFKDYO_FEELiNGS: =/ that big stick just made my stomach turn « oooh yeah?"
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1376
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#TWSS RT @AgentOrange354 "The predators have become seemingly intoxicated by the orgy of flesh." #SharkWeek
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1377
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RT @ArryDeZire: I'm gonna eat this ice cream and get a KILLER stomach ache, but ima take it #thugtweet - #twss
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1378
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RT @OhCrap: Yours is still bigger than ours :-P RT @auteched:..year is creativity, which is not about size at all, @ohcrap #twss @aussienick
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1379
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#TWSS "@kayjaybuch OK. I'll have to get it from you at some point." -@DBMoulton
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1380
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#TWSS? hmmmm "Cut so I can relax! Almost done!" -@ChadDiller
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1381
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Haaa...That's what She Said! RT @fatdaddystacks: I really want you to taste my biscuits.....#TWSS
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1382
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wow that really is getting me wet #twss
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1383
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I really want you to taste my biscuits.....#TWSS
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1384
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#TWSS RT @MZz_REMY: Understandable! Its quite impossible not; one taste& u'll be hooked RT @SELECTIVE_GURU: @MZz_REMY yup just bodied it lol
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1385
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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1386
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That's what she said! #TWSS @thtswhtshesd RT @jenn_if_er: My feet and my ass hurt. Otherwise I feel great.
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1387
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RT @telli3: Keep em coming!!!!! I'm highly entertained!!!!<#twss
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1388
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#twss #ThatsWhatSheSaid "I think that's as big as it gets"
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1389
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Marv from home alone "wow! what a hole!" #twss
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1390
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@smola04 how sad that I totally didn't even see that. #twss
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1391
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "In out, in out, shake it all about." http://bit.ly/bIfJcK #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1392
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#twss http://yfrog.com/11tufcj
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1393
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@ladylamia @acrichards Depending on insulation of the structure, temp outside, & the size of the unit, there's only so much it can do. #twss
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1394
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Its so big how are we gonna get it out? #twss
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1395
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(If someone doesn't #TWSS that comment, I'll cry.)
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1396
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@KiriMack mine is on its way too. It will have more than enough meat for both of us. #twss?
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1397
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@JazzzyFreshhh #TWSS
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1398
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Lmao! Fucker. RT @TAT2SBYMV: #TWSS RT @NewHobby: So stuffed like a turkey. -_-
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1399
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Random joke by @angelswilliam: "Okay, I was waiting for that." http://bit.ly/5EczO2 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1400
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#TWSS RT @NewHobby: So stuffed like a turkey. -_-
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1401
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@iH8sn0w #TWSS
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1402
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@AbsolutDiamond Haha, warning: that was a #TWSS level tweet.
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1403
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Just finished eating! Now time 2 fill her up! #twss #thatswhatshesaid I'm talking bout my car! Lmbo!
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1404
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For Yall Entertainment ~~>RT @G_SO_HANDSOME Thahah her go @Jballa756 wit his RT #TWSS rampage lol
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1405
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Thahah her go @Jballa756 wit his RT #TWSS rampage lol
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1406
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "She watches you while you put it in your mouth." http://bit.ly/9CdFpq #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1407
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@_BiggieSmallz I'm jus tellin yu... #TWSS lol
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1408
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RT @G_SO_HANDSOME: @_BiggieSmallz o yu gon see.... • #TWSS
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1409
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#TWSS RT @shibani_k: @jhayu I'm nearly there! :P @BrettLeeholic
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1410
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@sourcitruslady It's only the three episodes though, so it'll all be over rather quickly. #twss
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1411
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#TWSS RT @Joylita: After the beer, save the cork.
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1412
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#TWSS RT @PurpleVirgo86: RT @AyDiosCarrie: @PurpleVirgo86 smh. You in? <<< Nope!
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1413
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@_BiggieSmallz #TWSS. Lmao
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1414
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Hahaha, @kathryn_wall :) #twss
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1415
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"I'm easy to please, you just got to fill me up" #twss
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1416
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RT @757RocknRolla @marcrealworld23 @polostateofmind #twss <<< touche
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1417
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Yu kno I'm good 4 em RT @_BiggieSmallz RT @G_SO_HANDSOME: RT @_BiggieSmallz I said "Look Ma, no handz" #TWSS • Hahahahahaz danggut!!!
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1418
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RT @G_SO_HANDSOME: RT @_BiggieSmallz I said "Look Ma, no handz" #TWSS • Hahahahahaz danggut!!!
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1419
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RT @_BiggieSmallz I said "Look Ma, no handz" #TWSS
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1420
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Hahahahaz. I juz saw THEE perfekt #TWSS tweet but I know tha person wouldn't get it. Geez I wish more people knew about this game
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1421
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "Took me a while but now I can't stop tweeting." http://bit.ly/8s5kil #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1422
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Successfully installed new deadbolt and door handle on the front door. The de-brass-fixture-ifying has begun. #somanyknobs #twss
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1423
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#TWSS "@silverbeamxx: Hurt me; do it like I love it though."
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1424
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u.u RT @heero83: #TWSS "Ayer me sentí sin ropa interior cuando se cayó mi Twitter" te dije que ibas a decir un #chinazo,tomo su tiempo.
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1425
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RT @miZKekebaby: @hjaybee u never showed me :( « #thatswhatshesaid #twss
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1426
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#TWSS "Ayer me sentí sin ropa interior cuando se cayó mi Twitter" te dije que ibas a decir un #chinazo,tomo su tiempo,pero bueno @kattz_R
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1427
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#TWSS RT @GabbbarSingh: It was time someone did it. :) RT @sidvee: #InSovietRussia yo fatwa so mulla
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1428
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OH: Come on, honey - eat that muffin. #twss
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1429
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Annonce radio de Home Depot : "Tu vas en brasser des grosses affaires"... whut? Lol. #twss
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1430
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I wasn't looking. I just put it in my mouth, and it was meat! It was unexpected. Normally, if there's meat in my mouth I know abt it! #twss
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1431
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#twss @arti_2002 i want to watch it again...
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1432
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@r38y Good think you didn't post any #TWSS jokes. That'd be confusing.
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1433
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#twss you watch the door and make sure nobody goes in and steals that thing!
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1434
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#TWSS RT @ktdeeds @smola04 don't you want it??????
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1435
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Weiner enraged on House floor - http://bit.ly/dp06wn #cnn ---> #twss headline!
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1436
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Random joke by @angelswilliam: "I spent an hour preparing it, now you're going to eat it!" http://bit.ly/bTRK45 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1437
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Today's featured user is @jaybobill. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/aQtPnc #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1438
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@Quartz164 aww, you're sweet! Looks like I will be nursing, blogging, and eating your breast cake! (#TWSS?)
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1439
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#TWSS RT @DedhShaani: This Korean chick in Lost is nice.
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1440
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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1441
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@OhCrap lol, love your work! #TWSS
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1442
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#TWSS RT @PaulCunningham: I mean I can't load it
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1443
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@Emmymouse @themolk #TWSS
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1444
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#TWSS RT @OhCrap: @aussienick @springah i like the mini caps. the big ones are hard to swallow.
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "Time to get some rest." http://bit.ly/9oYcwp #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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@yeasheslovely I'm pretty busy but I guess I can squeeze u in #thatswhatshesaid #twss lmaooo
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1447
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I'm still laughing at @ozdj's hot Chocolate #TWSS from last week, best.twss.ever
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1448
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Sharbeeny: "Fill the hole." Me:"#TWSS."
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1449
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@radius86 I wish I could say the same. #TWSS
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1450
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what does that mean ? RT @only1dmplz my bedsheets are calling...im coming! #TWSS lmao
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1451
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my bedsheets are calling...im coming! #TWSS lmao
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1452
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@friarhood #TWSS
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1453
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I opened it 10 times and finally he is inside http://eatsh.it/D0 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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1454
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Sorry, My finger slipped. http://eatsh.it/CZ #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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1455
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#twss RT @technosailor @staceykface @CaseySoftware true friends do that to me regularly ;)
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1456
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@BabyFaceJay90 @JohnnyRobbie it means Thats What She Said=#TWSS
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1457
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@JohnnyRobbie @BashirAli6 wats #TWSS?
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1458
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RT @BashirAli6: RT @BabyFaceJay90: @JohnnyRobbie took the words right outta my mouth> #TWSS ~ -____-
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1459
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Wtf! Im a lil sweaty... #TWSS
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1460
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RT @BabyFaceJay90: @JohnnyRobbie took the words right outta my mouth> #TWSS
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1461
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#twss holla
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1462
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@BigRedinTejas and @VanessaAlvarado sporting one of their favorite hashtags. #TWSS
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1463
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"You just have to make sure this sticks up straight, and it slides right in." #twss #Bride
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1464
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OH: It didn't seem as big when I was riding it. #twss
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1465
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There was a tie for Saturday's top rated That's What She Said joke. Check them out here: http://bit.ly/7cuofF #twss
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1466
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@Chet_green3013 #TWSS
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1467
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“@sasha0382: @MadamTans Lol. They r doing Chocolate now! @travelnliving” #twss aphrodisiac much? :)
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1468
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#TWSS RT @AlderaanPR: Look at the size of that thing!
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1469
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@Chet_green3013 come on just send me some pics. #TWSS
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1470
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@Shes2Bold haha #TWSS
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1471
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#TWSS RT @Quartz164 @blurdmuliebrity No you won't. Good investment. I want a ride at the next tweetup!
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1472
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RT @vanessaaaa_: @Learell . #twss
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1473
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"Can i ride with you?" [lifts up eyebrows] #TWSS - @AyeeKayla_ lmfao xD
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1474
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I hate tha condensation on tha outside of soda cans..... It always makes me wet #TWSS
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1475
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RT @ohaii_katherine My friend was licking a lollipop and my other friend said "Oh yeah like it , like it, meke it WET! Oh yeeeeeahh!" #TWSS
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1476
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You should really stop sucking. #twss
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1477
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RT @Meganalyse19: "At least we put this matter to bed....That's what she said!...or he said! #MichaelScott #TheOffice. #twss @thtswhtshesd
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1478
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@CourtneyKilluuh cause for some reason your attracted to dicks. (Ha, #twss) but forreal.
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1479
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Isn't that the truth/lie! RT @justthisguy That's what HE said! RT @candidcourtney: #twss RT I can fake talent..
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1480
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@alanjlee #twss /cc @aussienick
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1481
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#twss RT @justthisguy @candidcourtney I can fake talent..
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1482
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"he's well porportioned but he's also large." espn commentator on Pastrana. #twss
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1483
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I ate the skin #twss #twstweets cc: @JFluder
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1484
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "Can bacteria in your mouth affect your heart?" http://bit.ly/aXasU0 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1485
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"I don't use these because they're tight, and my head isn't big enough." @LeighaPierce #TWSS
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1486
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RT @JennRuss: @DrZibbs what is #twss??? > that's what she said.
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1487
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RT @JennRuss: @DrZibbs I play a good badminton. I was on a team in college.> i would like to play with you some day #twss
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1488
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OH: Look at all those balls! #twss
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1489
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I've been trying to convince myself to start working since 2 PM, but I've instead been screwing around. #twss
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1490
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "Just throw it in the trunk with the rest of them." http://bit.ly/atPuh6 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1491
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RT @Slim_McFudgie: Been smiling ALL DAY..... my cheeks are starting to hurt.....<#twss
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1492
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RT @KevinCalderalo: RT @Skreefermadness @KevinCalderalo lol I Just ate all of that, my mouth will take one for the team.... #pause.... #TWSS
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1493
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RT @Skreefermadness @KevinCalderalo lol I Just ate all of that, my mouth will take one for the team.... #pause.... #TWSS
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1494
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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1495
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#TWSS RT @dominiquedawes: Join me tomorrow@ Legg Mason Tennis Tournament in DC for Family Day. Bring the kids, hit some balls & have a blast
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1496
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#TWSS RT @waynesutton: Looking at nearby check-ins & about 20 people have checked into "Niki's Mouth"
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1497
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Random joke by @Jennyseesyou: "That fits just right!" http://bit.ly/aJ1RP9 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1498
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Also #twss
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1499
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@NavyBK #twss
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1500
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Ready for @Coxe9oneOh and @tjc1008 too get here. Let's blow this party off! #twss
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1501
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*giggling!* RT @BigRedinTejas: That's what she said. RT @brockminert: Anyone want to come mow my lawn? You can use the rider! #TWSS
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1502
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uh oh he's coming #TWSS
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1503
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That's what she said. RT @brockminert: Anyone want to come mow my lawn? You can use the rider! #TWSS
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1504
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"oh that hit the spot." -Grammi #twss
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1505
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Wife, on Clorox ReadyMop assembly: "That sticks out farther than it does in the picture." #TWSS
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1506
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Random joke by @desrosj: "Low flow? I don't like the sound of that!" http://bit.ly/6zA6RZ #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1507
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Getting supplies for the #TWSS party (@ Michaels) http://4sq.com/93oVMz
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1508
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@marcusdante Bruh dat was a perfect #twss lol I was bout to ask wat twss meant, then I figured it out when I finished da tweet lol
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1509
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"My mouth isn't wide enough for all of this chocolate." - HB #twss
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1510
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@thtswhtshesd Would you please put that down and get in? #TWSS
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1511
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That... Is really big. #twss?
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1512
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @pudgybuffman: "If I didn't feel like a dog before, I feel like a dog now." http://bit.ly/bIxbqC #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1513
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@Bfriedopfer LOL is that a new game? #TWSS ? WE should play 2nite.
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1514
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I clogged in the shower, did a quick shimmie then foxtrotted over to the store. #twss #nationaldanceday
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1515
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If u say so....sounds like you were going for joy rides lol #TWSS RT @nanabanfulblog: @Its_Jess2U lol i miss the adventure in the cabs
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1516
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RT @TysonKruze: today is going to be a good day....im saying like i can just feel it! <- #twss
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1517
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My mom has the window down its raining. I was about to say "hmm guess you don't mind gettin wet" then I thought #twss nd I didn't say it.
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1518
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Random joke by @pudgybuffman: "If I didn't feel like a dog before, I feel like a dog now." http://bit.ly/bIxbqC #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1519
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@streetztalk @SoSweetTT dude! I swear she has a tape worm! That girl can eat! #twss teehee!
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1520
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RT @zacharylittle: This is too big a job for one person. #TWSS
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1521
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like the first time all over again? #twss
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1522
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@ALL_CAPS There was an option to take the @'s out, but when I saw how prominent you were, I had to leave it. #TWSS / @jonfingas
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1523
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@JoseFloresMKE :) u never fail to deliver. Thank you. #twss
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1524
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#TWSS RT @4Play_Fik: I hate when niggs force me to get up
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1525
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "It cracked, so now I have to go get it filled!" http://bit.ly/cAaPKv #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1526
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#twss party tonight! Everyone is invited! DM me for directions...byob and it should start around 10! :) soooo excited!
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1527
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Today's featured user is @RiverCityGal. They have submitted 8 jokes. Their jokes: http://bit.ly/9wnAve #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1528
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@whomeJZ @tardistavern #TWSS
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1529
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@rivasucks #TWSS :-D
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1530
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RT @GrandPrixDiary: Did EJ just say "Jenson has to feel it in his backside"? #twss
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1531
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@rivasucks #twss Thats What She Said.
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1532
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Random joke by @Green_RangerXXX: "She goes so Hard." http://bit.ly/acJWcy #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1533
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Thanks, but that tip didn't help #twss RT @kboo1973 @AgentOrange354 Unofficial Fix For iPhone 3G iOS 4 Performance http://bit.ly/cPDojW
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1534
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@rashnair ahem ahem.... all the replies I can think of to this tweet can be massive #TWSS jokes.. So, no comments :P
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1535
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lol RT @OhCrap: RT @MolksTVTalk: Why is a girl riding a polar bear? #GoldenCompass, you are confusing... #TWSS
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1536
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RT @MolksTVTalk: Why is a girl riding a polar bear? #GoldenCompass, you are confusing... #TWSS
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1537
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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1538
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@JenniferSayer: Good morning all! Work today and tomo and then KY!!!! Can't wait!
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1539
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#TWSS
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1540
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I miss Mozart Balls (Mozart Kugelen) #twss http://yfrog.com/10cpimj
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1541
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back to the project. wish I had some popcorn. think i'll pop in Mr. Darcy later. (#twss)
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1542
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#twss #twstweets "Go over near Chris so that it'll be bigger."
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1543
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Random joke by @core_APPLER: "Too moist, MUST go back inside." http://bit.ly/8PairW #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1544
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#twss RT @kelliepickler With Rascal Flatts and Chris Young all weekend. First stop, Cincinnati. Who's coming tonight?!?
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1545
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I'm happy that pause and no homo aren't half as rampant as last summer. I'd much rather a #twss
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1546
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I got ur love all over me #TWSS
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1547
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@courtNAZt I think it looks cute, but I prefer it long. #twss
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1548
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That's what she said #twss RT @bodemuro: Less talking, more doing!!
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1549
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@AgustinaP even "#chocolateftw" could be #twss, lol. @brianbreslin
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1550
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@Anakalia259 i know...sigh i suck #twss
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1551
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@MaggieHyde was that #twss worthy?
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1552
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I don't know if or when I'm going to be able to do that." http://bit.ly/bXVTQF #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1553
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#twss RT @MidtownMo: @jabba5 u gotta hit me with that
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1554
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@amil @cameronreed #TWSS
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1555
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#TWSS RT @livetimefe: One tbsp of semen has approximately 20 calories. Semen also contains zinc and calcium which helps prevent tooth decay
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1556
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@NelliePage I'm glad ur on this now. #TWSS.
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1557
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That's what she said? #TWSS RT @WinObs: It looks smaller than I thought it would be. http://twitpic.com/2c6lzi #nflhof
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1558
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Random joke by @Burymd: "Oh yeah, its still raw in the middle." http://bit.ly/biy8lP #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1559
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they're talking about peanuts on NPR and i keep hearing penis. #dowiththatwhatyouwill #twss
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1560
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Hecti u.u me refería al Msn!! u.u RT @heero83: @kattz_R tan temprano y empiezas ya xD #TWSS "..... Pidemelo y te lo doy.... "
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1561
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@kattz_R tan temprano y empiezas ya xD #TWSS "..... Pidemelo y te lo doy.... "
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1562
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@JessicaHansley have at it #TWSS #OW!
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1563
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"Oh wow, right in my face. Thanks." #TWSS
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1564
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RT @thtswhtshesd: #FF @TheMightyHans @IMRandom_ @Full_Metal_Alex @GatorSean8301 @Heret1c @thegaskarthgang #TWSS
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1565
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Random joke by @mystickitten: "If it's slimy and wet he will put his hand in it." http://bit.ly/cvaVHW #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1566
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#twss RT @BtsNHos: called someone back that I was helping remotely. She said "I see you got it up" Had to stop myself from laughing.
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1567
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I have too many icons in my dock. And I have to make them smaller so they'll fit. #twss #nerdpredicaments
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1568
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hahaha! Forgot you knew about that one @KCJetSetter #TWSS #oops
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1569
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@heathermg @samerfarha Is your conversation about telescope size a TWSS? Because, TWSS! #twss
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1570
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@daverrrrrrrr hows the brown card coming along? takes all but 5 minutes right? #twss
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1571
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#TWSS RT @organeiser @smola04 my hands were full
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1572
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#TWSS ;) RT @CMarie_Demme: @smola04 hey! we're going to pine view dairy today! have you ever tried their meat?
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1573
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#twss RT @Cxxvii: @MrRobbieo its slow... I fell asleep on it
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1574
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"i'm really eager to get flashing" #thatswhatshesaid #twss #twstweets
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1575
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Hahahaha. You caught yaself!! Good job, cuz I was on it!!! RT @Cxxvii: Hahahaha #twss RT @Cxxvii: @MrRobbieo its slow... I fell asleep on it
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1576
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Also the a/c is out in my building, and its getting hot & sticky in here. #twss #nonotinthegoodway
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1577
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#TWSS ROFL -> RT @ThePitBBQ: I like the idea of date night. Time to pork your wife!!
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1578
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@ThaSportsChick I can't even #TWSS that tweet about your smoothie. Ugh!
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1579
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O_o #twss RT @LadyKayeDee: @MrRobbieo Lmao! Even if I left it in, that shit could not be saved!
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1580
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@ThaSportsChick Oh come on... Really? Really Amber? A mouthful of cream? #TWSS
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1581
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Random joke by @bexwrex: "Put it up to your face." http://bit.ly/d8rEGU #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1582
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Today's featured user is @tiffychele. They have submitted 3 jokes. Their jokes: http://bit.ly/byCxmB #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1583
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@Kritism that Follow friday tweet mildly falls into the #TWSS category. Also #Indecent. (thanks btw)
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1584
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Yeh #TWSS kya hota hai?
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1585
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"#TWHS RT @qtfan: #TWSS RT @berges: I now use Lulz instead of Lol. My lou @tetisheri hates it."
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1586
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#TWSS RT @berges: I now use Lulz instead of Lol. My lou @tetisheri hates it.
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1587
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@TamiFromMiami lol, that is a good #TWSS
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1588
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@krikea It happens to the best of us. #TWSS #oops
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1589
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#twss I'm not gonna move, you just do your thing. @twstweets
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1590
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Random joke by @Green_RangerXXX: "I said I would dig you out no problem just tell Sip to come get me." http://bit.ly/a968aj #twss
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1591
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#TWSS of the day RT @BlinkySprite Fucked two days in a row. wow. one enjoyable, one not so much.
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1592
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Hand writing thank you notes. Omg manual labor. My hand is tired. #twss
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1593
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@kdz13 Use some glow-in-the-dark balls. #twss
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1594
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@dtsangas #twss!
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1595
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It's so fluffy I'm gonna die! #despicableme #twss #thatswhatshesaid @TWSTweets
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1596
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from dick clark in the 70's- will you give or recieve? #twss
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1597
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@Chante_Chenel #TWSS= #thatswhatshesaid
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1598
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RT Hell Yes ;) @Rossiluv: You know you have a dirty mind when the elevator says "going down" and you automatically think #TWSS
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1599
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You know you have a dirty mind when the elevator says "going down" and you automatically think #TWSS
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1600
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That's what she said! #twss start it up to all of my 7 followers LOL
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1601
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#TWSS RT @KJo112: My id on this is unimaginative because I'm too hot to #handle
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1602
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Oh, enterprise piece. You. You are long. Good, but long. #twss
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1603
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@jeffmyrmo that's what I thought, too, but wasn't sure of #TWSS protocol
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1604
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@mcfangirl #TWSS
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1605
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A/C isn't working. Cold shower didn't work. Too wet for comfort. #TWSS
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1606
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No one voted on any jokes yesterday, so no top rated joke for Thursday. Make sure to vote for new jokes as they are added! #twss
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1607
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@rachelsegal @davefleet #twss (often)
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1608
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#twss RT @TheJenATX: Now I need to go lose the pants...
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1609
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RT @MediaKingFlav: #TWSS RT @SteffiMiesha: I'm bout 2 pull it out RT @mslongleggz: Wowwww did this bitch jus (cont) http://tl.gd/2uph0p
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1610
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@CassDeann03 I have to say it, that's what she said! #twss
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1611
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@NekyaBadd #TWSS
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1612
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@LimeBadu put your finger in it!! Lolol #twss
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Lol word but why u put TWSS? RT @mizzgodiva: I feel like takin the fone and sayin #niggaplease #TWSS
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“@TricKKPLZ: My back needs to be cracked....” #twss
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@TeamPeterick_ YESSSHHH SOOO AMAZINGGG!!! we should totes meet up one day and ask Gabe if he'd come XD I'd do it too lmaoo #TWSS! hahahaha
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RT @BdenUrieIsGOD: @TeamPeterick_ YESSSS!!!! OHMEHHFUCKINGGGODD YESSS!!!! XDD #TWSS LOL thts all I wish thts all! oh wow tht'd be epic!! epic!! epic!! LMFAO
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@TeamPeterick_ YESSSS!!!! OHMEHHFUCKINGGGODD YESSS!!!! XDD #TWSS LOL thts all I wish thts all! oh wow tht'd be epic!! epic!! epic!! LMFAO
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1618
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"@edu_68: ahhh bueno lets do it@joseor23"#TWSS
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1619
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Just wondered. And BTW...#TWSS! RT @organeiser @BodyworksPA not sure I know the difference. They were volunteers about 8 - 10 inches
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@BdenUrieIsGOD Lmao I just say #TWSS A LOT! xD Haha, me toooo! Going to iHop, weren't we? XD WE MUST TAKE GABE! XDDD
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@TeamPeterick_ how is tht #TWSS?! LMAO ohh I see XDD *laughs uncontrollably* yeahh..OH I loved tht convo! LOL we could so go out in public!!
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@BdenUrieIsGOD xD Yesh, I believe that was when we were talking about going out in public together? And, I make immature jokesXD #TWSS much?
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I don't know where my junks at! http://eatsh.it/D8 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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1624
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@thebigshmoog yes, you can...it should be mandatory #TWSS
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I don't know where my junks at! http://eatsh.it/D8 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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#TWSS
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@ATL_Cracker #TWSS
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#twss "@ChadDiller @thasportschick I can't control her. I just sit back and enjoy the ride." -@Quartz164
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“@hushmel: Prettty sure I did that the hard way. I'm a learn by doing kind of gal.” #twss
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It's sooo big!!! #twss http://twitpic.com/2byofm
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#TWSS RT @ThaSportsChick: @smola04 we should have a pantsless party
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RT @GodsPrciusGft2U: I want iiiiiiiicceeeee creeeeeeame!!!! *Sighs* - #twss
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OH: "it's a pretty quick thing, you just drop it in and pull it out." #TWSS
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#TWSS RT @HeyKikO: Loooooooooooooooooooool I just had the best laugh of my life, my sides hurt, my throat is sore, my eyes are tearing
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To verify: #twss = #thatswhatshesaid RT @erik_lipson: #twss RT @Krisrwhite: @Joey_Rozmus im comming nowwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
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@roxiebeane remove Julia Roberts and forehead and #twss
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Trying to learn about boundaries...some hard lessons to learn #twss (sorry had to do it)
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#TWSS* RT @nettyBYnature: i never get tired of The Wood, Brown Sugar or The Best Man.
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#TWSS RT @kmueller62: Chooch nailed at third trying to stretch a double into a triple. dang.
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "Oh, come on, get in there, will ya?! Oh, now look at 'em all come! Darn it!" http://bit.ly/c1mUuM #twss
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#TWSS RT @NdeDayo: I'm leaking. I'm soaking wet.
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@blatzliquorjr I was asking for that one. #twss
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#twss RT @tmgessner: @jeremywick I think you can get just about anything on a stick there. @brianpmaguire @MkeNerd
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Beyonce song, "its too big, its too much, it won't fit." #TWSS lol
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"Damn! That's a lot of wood!" #thatswhatshesaid #twss! http://myloc.me/aansQ
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It takes two tons of wood to create one ton of paste #twss #howitsmade
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@ninky @saynomorgan #TWSS
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I was about to say it's time to blow this popsicle stand but I think there's a #TWSS in there somewhere.
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@schmannicka what's a #twss?
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RT @Laaurrs: I woke up to something that shocked my pants off. <- uh #twss
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@jeremywright @colleencoplick #twss
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @Joshlikegiants: "I wasn't sure if it was going to fit." http://bit.ly/9arHRB #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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#TWSS RT @BrettLeeholic: @mikhail666 Yes. Yes. Yes. :D
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@The_Pitts #twss ?
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@cinexcellence: hahahahah. niiiiice. good call my friend. RT @cinexcellence
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#TWSS RT @mrsbenedict: what the heck. why is it sideways?
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#TWSS RT @mrsbenedict: what the heck. why is it sideways?
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@MissingMimi That means it was a few weeks ago, like I thought? Honestly, it's so hard to keep up. #TWSS
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Random joke by @Joshlikegiants: "I wasn't sure if it was going to fit." http://bit.ly/9arHRB #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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my tutee just said "you can do it good but u going too fast" #TWSS
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#TWSS RT @MystiquePai @perniciously rub it in.
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@foldsaholic 50% harder, measured exclusively. #TWSS
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Chick next to me said "I like how u put tht in there" #twss
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1664
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RT @CellPhish: @MichaelWarbux if I wasn't at work I would hop on <- #ThatsWhatSheSaid #twss @TWSTweets
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#TWSS Fav this tweet aswell ppl,police ke kaam aayegi! cc: @Bibhu2109 RT @dram_e_baaz: @VanDiablo *pulls her hair* *throws u off the cliff*
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@soniyamonga @karimkanji #twss
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#TWSS That's what I'm talking about! That's you! @Bibhu2109 RT @dram_e_baaz .... he has a gf ;)
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RT @NekaLaToya: Just had a Lean Cuisine & I'm still hungry, they got to make these things bigger. - #twss
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@connorsimspon i'll take it if you don't want it #twss
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I'm done anyway...my cheeks hurt. #TWSS
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I dont like this. It's brown and dark. #TWSS
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@chrisbowler also, you have a pretty blondie-beard. Can I touch it at SXSW2011? #twss
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@InteropQueen #twss
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My gag reflex is really sensitive in the morning. #twss #thatswhatshesaid @twstweets #twstweets
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "Let me try." http://bit.ly/97yhFD #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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#twss RT @I_ASKED_HIM I hate it when i choke on my spit -_-
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@patzywatzy what do you do in PR?? It must be a fantastic release #TWSS
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@patzywatzy feel free to stick your butt in at anytime #TWSS. Verizon is the carrier-- did you love PR? :-D
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#TWSS RT @tinydiamondz: Sour cream = a party in my mouth
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No, but I have a BMI of 32! It's all bone, though. #TWSS @jessicamcminn oh do you have my PMS?
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I could eat Chinese everyday! #TWSS
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My dad is funny. He must live china. "the best ones are the cheapest ones"
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#TWSS
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@bigpeteb #TWSS?
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#twss RT @Mamajen916: Me: "I can barely open my mouth to put this in". Him: "just shove it in, thats what I do"...muffin after root canal
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is crazy about a good dry rub. #twss
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Sorry, My finger slipped. http://eatsh.it/D6 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @yoochild: More NPR quote goodness: "there are the big P people and the little p people". #twss
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More NPR quote goodness: "there are the big P people and the little p people". #twss
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That's a big piece of wood. http://eatsh.it/D7 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Sorry, My finger slipped. http://eatsh.it/D6 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "Just do Paul's bits." http://bit.ly/cSfuZx #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Today's featured user is @CtinaPeaceGal. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/d1CGx7 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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That begs for #TWSS RT @SLotH13: @ikaveri He's lucky.. I've heard theirs is warmer than ours.. And more gooey :| @OldmonkMGM
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@SteinoMagic Damn. That was a good #TWSS. #VisualizationBegins
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#TWSS RT@DarshanP82: @dharmeshG @oldmonkMGM Ok Deep is interesting. :D"
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POW! RT @Legendary_LVon: [#TWSS] RT @Jazzy_Daphnee: Stuffed!!
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#TWSS RT @franksting "there was no part of that that wasn't fun" #buffy
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[#TWSS] RT @Jazzy_Daphnee: Stuffed!!
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Random joke by @jshihadeh: "Sometimes I just suck...and not in a good way." http://bit.ly/9FbQFR #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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"I think we have engaged enough that you don't want to pull out of it." #twss
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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#TWSS #backtoback @mycrotchetyluv @satanbhagat not by a long shot. really.
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@mycrotchetyluv Shrink? I know it's big but... #TWSS
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1705
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That's what Satan said. #TWSS RT @Scribbledpage *Wipes the keyboard*
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1706
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"4 inches mein hamaara kya hoga" - @LimeIce #TWSS #BarfeeliAag
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1707
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RT @JesssieMac: I'm just all jacked up right now. My tummy hurts and now my throat is hurting from all that screaming.. « #twss
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RT @CortnieX Everytime I get on my knees at work I think about that-#twss
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1709
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Fucking humidity!! I wake up with a sticky face all through the night. #twss
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And yet, I am awake! Oh woe is me. Where for art thou sand man? Why hast thou forsaken me?! Come at once!..... ( #twss ??)
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@saynomorgan A: #twss. B: OH: doesn't she know, it's fucking delicious.
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RT @MediaKingFlav: #TWSS RT @TheReal_Su: I need a ride!!!!!!!!
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1713
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@ImSpencerSMD >_> #TWSS
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@HealthOC I'm glad you're on top of this (...) so we meet our #twss quotas! How was Charger Camp? When you wanna resched dinner? #girldate
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#CategoricalStatementOfTheDay #TWSS RT @_poohi: @NabeeLn Only dumb ppl go to chennai :p am gng trekking... To sharavati river valley
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@thebigdebowski #twss --RT @JeffreyFriend: Haha I know! I didn't think it would fit! @HealthOC @thtswhtshesd
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RT @CptKC @gilesgoatboy I'm kinda astonished at how big your head is. #twss
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RT @SELECTIVE_GURU: #TWSS RT @Mandeezyy: I'm in the mood for meatballs•now that iknow wt #twss stands 4 Im lookin at this tweet differently•
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@Tkdfool #twss
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Yea I got sick of defining it on twitter RT @Mandeezyy: Just googled #TWSS ...rofl @SELECTIVE_GURU
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@longklaw what do we have to do to get it out of you? #twss
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#twss RT @NeicyMarie: La pomme....RT @MrRobbieo: @NeicyMarie @NekaLaToya @dopegirlfresh23 where you bit....I mean lovely ladies at?
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No matter how much u pound it it will not be a #TT #twss #thatswhatshesaid lol
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“@_mar1ana: @MarioGsj what in the world is #TWSS ?!! lol” <-- Thats What She Said ..
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grrr well let me play around some more #TWSS
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@BornSuaVe_AugVI dang that's a #TWSS
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1727
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#TWSS RT @Mandeezyy: I'm in the mood for meatballs
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RT @FRB_YungWaVii yy i jus gt hit by water nd i love tht i gt wet lmao #pause< #TWSS
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1729
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@MarioGsj what in the world is #TWSS ?!! lol
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RT @BBizDAish #twss RT @Ur_phrodisiac11: What goes up must come down and what gets hard must get soft at some point...>she sure did lol
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“@NorCalChika: @Bombproductions @_mar1ana make sure the bedazzler is a good size” <--- #TWSS
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@Dbirdy [q] you did a fine job this eve [/q] #twss
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On Pickle for the first time in two days. I missed my baby. ;) #TWSS (Pickle's my netbook. xD)
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O.o No vale!! Es un libro!! O.o RT @heero83: @kattz_R se te hacia tarde #TWSS "....Más tarde le meto a 1libro un rato =D "
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@kattz_R se te hacia tarde #TWSS "....Más tarde le meto a 1libro un rato =D "
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RT @zac_moore: Went to kennesaw this morning. Then worked from 11 to about 9. And I broke a horse. Had a pretty productive day. #twss
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#teamhampton = BIG JOKER #teamhoward = 3 of clubs .......Awwww, you couldnt get it up huh.... #twss #tohowarddudes
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1738
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Who knew moving a couch could be so fun? Too bad it couldn't go in... #twss
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1739
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That's what she said ;) #twss RT @StLCardsGuy: Deep and firm. #90minutesofpleasure #massage #FB
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1740
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Game of inches. #twss
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1741
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@ThelovelyJ girl! I'm out of commission! You and @JESSizAstar wore me out! #twss lol
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1742
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ABSOLUTELY DYING from the #topchef #twss comments - unreal lulz - thx
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1743
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LOL RT @JeffHouck "My beef's really dry and I'm not happy about it." #topchef #TWSS
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1744
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"Then we'll do it real quiet like." #StarWars #twss
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1745
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I wish @bootyp was my neighbor. Id water her flowers anyday #twss lol. And @vasser40 had the smooove hair & the ladies man Alex. How awesome
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1746
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Was my previous tweet a serious version of #TWSS? Gosh, the maturity I display on this account. OMG GAIZ I HAS RED HAIRZ #VAIN #VAIN
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1747
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My head is throbbing/ #TWSS I'm srs though, I need a Tylenol.
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Lmfao #NICE one RT @VaughnL86: #TWSS RT @FANgelo: That had to be the quickest 20 mins of my life
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#TWSS RT @FANgelo: That had to be the quickest 20 mins of my life
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#twss RT @ElStache oh SHIT. The Wood is about to come on BET
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1751
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@rainnwilson that's what she said! #twss
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1752
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RT @taut_7: my knees are killing me.// c'mon son #twss... Tht was a lob team lol... Nash 2 stoudamire
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RT @taut_7: my knees are killing me.// c'mon son #twss
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1754
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Playing with his caulk again. #clubhouse #twss http://tweetphoto.com/36868384
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RT @kboo1973: I SUBMITTED THIS!!! RT @thtswhtshesd When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I want to taste it on my tongue, but I don't want it to drip all over my face." http://bit.ly/cRzZNa #twss
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Where's your cucumber special. #twss #clubhouse
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1758
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Ready to get off. #TWSS
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"Oh wow, right in my face. Thanks." #TWSS
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Jeffrey Shackelford): Thats what she said??? #twss http://twitpic.com/2bnip2 http://twurl.nl/j7gvu6
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1762
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RT @Daniel_Doelling: RT @JJFrog: Thats what she said??? #twss http://twitpic.com/2bnip2
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@kboo1973 Nice #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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You have no pole or two big black balls to worry about. #clubhouse #twss
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I SUBMITTED THIS!!! RT @thtswhtshesd When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Thats what she said??? #twss http://twitpic.com/2bnip2
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@elvisofdallas are ya'll up to #twss shenanigans without me?! No fair having fun while I'm working @Nadds
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"Size matters not." #StarWars #twss
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RT @THEnewTILAGO: Whooo that was wayyyyy too sweet . I need some water .<#TWSS !!
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@jose602 : Is #twss like SWASS? #posseonbroadwayliterally
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Every time I see bits of other people's drama (#twss), I start to wonder what happened but then realize I don't care. Also, platypi!
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#twss RT @walylama Congrats Mr. hamerhead. You sir are the man.
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RT @bacardi_queen
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#twss RT @walylama I think my profile pix black part is expanding #oohlala
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@Stookystar it has, hasn't it. Crazy long. #twss :)
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RT @ElSleemz: @walylama haha. Yours is hella big. #twss the erection 1 or the black part?
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@walylama haha. Yours is hella big. #twss
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@AshleyThizzdale I'm a do you a favor. #twss please hold. #twhs
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I was debating if I wanted a big one or a small one." http://bit.ly/cE4DsS #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Everyday I realize more and more why we're such good friends, @dhudge. BTW, I always imagine that Chewie is saying, #twss, in wookiee.
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I was just working hard on it all day and there was just too much for me to swallow. http://eatsh.it/D4 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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RT @thtswhtshesd: I was just working hard on it all day and there was just too much for me to swallow. http://eatsh.it/D4 #TWSS #ThatsWh ...
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When I get home Im going to beat it! http://eatsh.it/D5 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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I was just working hard on it all day and there was just too much for me to swallow. http://eatsh.it/D4 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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@wonkothesane1 Fun times. That's what's this weekend. And I can't wait. That's why I need to make it come faster. #TWSS
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"It's a hit?" "Negative. It didn't go in." #StarWars #twss
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Its not very big, but its cute. #thatswhatshesaid #twss #twstweets @twstweets
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RT @gigglebones718: @FlawsAndAllDoll lmfaooo..don't do that #twss<< I wouldn't be offended if you unfollowed me RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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@mcblake no, lets stick with the innuendo. It's much more fun just replying with #twss
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#Twss and im all in *Pow* lol RT @ThelovelyJ: @VERGE68 I wanna do it too! LOL
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"Get on top of it!" "I'm trying!" #StarWars #twss
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#twss RT @yelyahwilliams: Im sorry I spilled it all over ur bus. 2 make u more prettier. RT @boomersaveus: (cont) http://tl.gd/2u2tbc
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#TWSS RT @iKICK_BaLLs: #random I can now hit the daddy stroke
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I NEED those bad boys in my life...#twss RT @SaltySpoon: @BestFoodBlogEVR (twss post-its from my desk) http://tweetphoto.com/36836732
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My ass is killing me. . .(#twss)
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @deniz_d: "We did it in the breaks." http://bit.ly/9hoybI #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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Random joke by @deniz_d: "We did it in the breaks." http://bit.ly/9hoybI #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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RT @FabLifeofZ: @VERGE68 Your comment is like helpful and jerkish all in the same sentence. Kind of hard to pull that off.<<<<< #twss
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#TWSS my mind is totally in the gutter now RT @EvilGeneus: RT @sleepy_Ace: wen u only eat once or twice a day..savor every bite #empirelivin
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Hahahaha #goodone RT @DAREALGC: #twss RT @jessiej102: @MrRobbieo thx for rubbing it in lol! What did u get?
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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#twss RT @jessiej102: @MrRobbieo thx for rubbing it in lol! What did u get?
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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We're scripting!! =DD It's been so LONG (that's TOTALLY what she said #twss)
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1807
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...#twss
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1808
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#twss RT @Paul_Casey: Only played 5 holes with Luke Donald and @ianjamespoulter before we had to come because of lightning.
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1809
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "I'll eat you." http://bit.ly/chdThK #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1810
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I bet Uranus will be rockin #twss RT @Slate Dr. Dre wants to make an instrumental album about the solar system http://slate.me/bHL5KL
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1811
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@sarahmsalter Uhm. #TWSS
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1812
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@imjameshall If you see an opportunity, jump on it. #twss
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1813
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RT @Have_Sum_Jones Bad penis would increase your Head Pain/Headaches #TWSS ahahahah < #FACT
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1814
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#twss RT @AyDiosCarrie Its too BIG. Its too w i d e. Its too stroooong. It won't [FI]T
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1815
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@saynomorgan #twss
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1816
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "What I love about you, is that you come out 100%." http://bit.ly/bVLVZ8 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1817
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RT @TWSTweets: Random joke by @wscollins06: "We're here you comin?" http://bit.ly/bbVPqm #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1818
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Okaaay that sounded like a gunshot
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1819
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!#twss#!
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1820
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@deemerman And way too heavy. #twss
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1821
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Random joke by @wscollins06: "We're here you comin?" http://bit.ly/bbVPqm #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1822
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#TWSS RT @ramaaramesh: And his twitter background is *lezz* suggestive in tune with this :D
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1823
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#TWSS? No? Okay. RT @shailaja: But these samosas I tell you, are so hot and tasty.
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1824
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RT @melodiACE: oh its tingling...you got that much right. > #TWSS
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1825
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Random joke by @ErikaJonas: "It's going everywhere! Me and my cousin rolled around laughing for 10 minutes on Thanksgiving." #twss
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1826
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#TWSS RT @preetidhingra: If ever my reply to you includes the word 'bhai', don't mistake it to be my brotherly feelings for you. ever
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1827
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#TWSS!! RT @VioletLily @limburger2001 @plasmaegg @aussienick It was so smooth and creamy... nom. /ping @ohcrap
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1828
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RT @Emmymouse: @northirid @special_girl just be careful what you fast forward. You don't want to miss the good bits! #TWSS /cc @aussienick
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1829
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#twss RT @belindanash: It would seem my neighbour's pussy is even more tired than I am... she's snoring #whoknewpussiescouldsnore
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1830
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#TWSS??? RT@Dantzzz: Anyone have any more advice on how to use my diaphragm and keep my throat open when singing?
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1831
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RT: @CrazyAnsh: @malinthe රෑට එනවද පොඩ්ඩකට? #twss
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1832
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RT @sethray1987: @nate_ray I want to come!// #twss
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1833
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@MontseOrtiz #TWSS lol Good nite chi. Chis lol
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1834
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RT @KaelynRea Hmm I may have added too much batter to the cups.. Halfway should have been fine I thought.. // #TWSS
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1835
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Smirk! // RT @Schnik: Ahem. #TWSS RT @duane_scott: @diam0ndhead94 well, ill try not to get on the twitter right when you get off again.
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1836
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@amy_schmamey sorry already ate yours. #twss
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1837
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again, #TWSS RT @neil_hershey: @DBMoulton @kayjaybuch Yes but I want to see all of it, that's the thing about it, ha.
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1838
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@msdaisy425 http://tweetphoto.com/36715294 thought u were gonna be home & in bed by 12 tonight (#twss)
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1839
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@DBMoulton @neil_hershey @kayjaybunch #TWSS?
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1840
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RT @jordaannYUUP: @misterperfekt nigga u came at me.<#twss
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1841
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NEWWW #TT >>>>> #TWSS #TWSS <<<< THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!! LEEGGOOOOO #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS #TWSS
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1842
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When someone #TWSS you, #Indecent him. #TwitterCommandments
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1843
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If u only knew RT @RockstarJedi #TWSS RT @Music30: @QueenAliParker we know what happened when I tried to touch it earlier. Didn't end well.
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1844
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“@TheLustIVSlim: Lmfaoooooooo ! Buh Wuts #TWSS? FRB Sayiinngs #NShyt >>>>>Yall Suppppose 2Fill A Sistuh In <<<<< THATZ WHAT SHE SAID xDD
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1845
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#TWSS RT @JSAVERY: @kmueller62 Very excellent indeed.
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1846
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"you want some of the shit that fell out of my taco?" #TWSS
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1847
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#twss #twstweets "This is gonna get so big."
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1848
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#TWSS RT @perniciously I could do it before and I can do it now.
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1849
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@chicabeingme of course we'll drag you there! Even if you don't wanna go. Also #TWSS :P @mizarcle @nautanki @aneebunee
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1850
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Random joke by @wscollins06: "He said I barely passed his test" http://bit.ly/cvJ2Ru #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1851
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@xGolden HAHA yeah me too everytime I talk to @TeamPeterick_ I make at least 5 #TWSS lmao xDD yur awesum for RTing lol d(^_^)b <--thumbs up
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1852
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RT @hotKimmodity: RT @Ant_ThunderUp: Im tight - #TWSS
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1853
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i know #OneOfMyFollowers is gonna read that last tweet and hit me w/ that #twss shit. *sets stopwatch* Waaaiit foooor iiit. =/
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1854
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RT @CheFonz: #twss @KelvinDaAPE1906 #GOTEM RT @MizKerr: Guess what I'm gettin ready to dooooo....EAT *does happy dance* :D--thats corny
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1855
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this boy in the hair salon just said "open it up and taste it" #TWSS
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1856
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Warren G was the shit. He didn't do "This Dj" but fuck it. <— #twss but yeah there are some punks out there I'd advise y'all to skip on.
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1857
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RT @fadingecho: @AZVern Yeah, Dude, you're tellin' me! It was all up in my eye and shit... #TWSS
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1858
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@thtswhtshesd "My god! It was so hot I had to open the back door!" You know that's what she said #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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1859
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Just stick that thru the hole and keep going in and out http://eatsh.it/D9 #TWSS #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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1860
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How? RT @gargneha: #TWSS :) RT @BrettLeeholic: @jhayu Unfollow you and miss the fun? No friggin' way. =P @gargneha
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1861
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@thtswhtshesd "Stop banging things over there!" #TWSS
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1862
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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1863
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#TWSS :) RT @BrettLeeholic: @jhayu Unfollow you and miss the fun? No friggin' way. =P @gargneha
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1864
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#TWSS!!!! RT @Sazzle2485: @elusivekoolaid .."i dont like my meats mixed up".... totallt "trip and hendy"..... lolololololololololololololol
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1865
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#TWSS RT @preetidhingra: @sunilea Abhi to raat jawan hai...
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1866
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RT @ted_c619: C'mon #Padres, let's turn things around tonight and get a winning streak going! #lastnight'sperformancewasunacceptable #twss
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1867
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C'mon #Padres, let's turn things around tonight and get a winning streak going! #lastnight'sperformancewasunacceptable #twss
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1868
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#TWSS in d brackets good night :-D RT @Lady_shweta: Good night World. Peace. Sleep. Dream. (No sweets today i am on a diet)
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1869
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Random joke by @KKrisR: "Let's get this party started!!!" http://bit.ly/6uWnwi #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1870
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I think I died and went to food heaven. No way I can fit all this in me. #twss http://twitpic.com/2cixpx
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1871
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@NateBDavis I have a single in autotune it bangs hard in the club #twss (no need 2 say it) lol its nice right @arielcherie
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1872
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B3d ma yabela.. #TWSS "@Q8ROFL: Its fuck, not fudge not fak not funk. IT IS FUCK OK??!"
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1873
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Just found out other people abbreviate that's what she said, too! #TWSS!
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1874
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Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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1875
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Its so big.... #twss
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1876
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Lmao RT @taut_7: @couturefreak i know but it's hard. #twss
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1877
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Random joke by @desrosj: "My lettuce is wilting." http://bit.ly/5ix186 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1878
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@fatdaddystacks rub it in....#TWSS
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1879
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My butt is sore. WTF?! #TWSS
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1880
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I'm gonna have to go with #TWSS on that. Just about. RT @oneblackcoffee: I used all my energy on doing nothing
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1881
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Me: "We couldn't use the cooler on the river, they have a size limit." Mom: "Yeah. That's what she said. [high five]" Wow. #TWSS
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1882
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I hurt; I don't wanna do any more." http://bit.ly/bah4tV #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1883
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Today's featured user is @AZX3RIC. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: http://bit.ly/bke2m3 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1884
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'I don't like the big balls, I like the small balls' #TWSS
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1885
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RT @BeatSupreme: Ok, these back muscle spasms are getting ridiculous!!!!!!! <----#TWSS.
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1886
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@OnTheFlyTour thats what she said! #twss
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1887
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Random joke by @TheVeganOne: "Was last night enjoyable for you?" http://bit.ly/aD2XI5 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1888
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RT @diogeneb: Haunnnnnnn #TWSS RT: @lavanyam: @gradwolf I DO
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1889
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#TWSS RT @ratichaudhary: @parswani_pri #pms?
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1890
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Haunnnnnnn #TWSS RT: @lavanyam: @gradwolf I DO
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1891
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RT @thtswhtshesd: Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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1892
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Post your best #ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes at http://thatswhat-she-said.com and vote! #TWSS #TheOffice
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1893
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#TWSS :) RT @TeenThings: It doesn't matter how slow you go, as long as you never stop. #teenthings
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1894
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@YANNAHness That's what she said! #TWSS
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1895
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@phishgirl3 @herselfwpg you've never failed me on a #twss
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1896
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@rukmaniram New DP. Blatant #TWSS on the DP too. :P
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1897
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"It tasted really good, I just felt like it was in my best interests not to swallow it. #TWSS
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1898
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@stevekaw @KeithAllGamer "...practiced hands..." #TWSS
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1899
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No one voted on any jokes yesterday, so no top rated joke for Friday. Make sure to vote for new jokes as they are added! #twss
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1900
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#TWSS RT @diam0ndhead94: @sarahmsalter @mahjerle Or just a twisted obsession. Either way, I'll take it!
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1901
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#TWSS RT @sarahmsalter: @homeloan_ninja NEVER AGAIN. I like meat.
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1902
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@deonmims #twss
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1903
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OH: all I do is move balls around.
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1904
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Yeah, I do the same thing #TWSS
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1905
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@PinkFluffGirl I have to go there this weekend, so I will look for indestructable balls. #TWSS
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1906
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@ja_dono #twss
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1907
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@mayhemstudios yah lol my old handle got taken. @AnythingAnthony told me to add the Supa. I'm happy with it. It's really long #twss
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1908
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RT @BeatSupreme: @ily_aloha u always know when I'm coming <--#twss
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1909
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LOL! @shareski threw a huge #twss softball: http://twitter.com/shareski/status/20516052809
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1910
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@jonbecker That's got to be one of the best #twss responses I've seen.
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1911
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@crawfordcomeaux @JayCalle that's what she said! #twss
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1912
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@thtswhtshesd (talking about chocolate) js:i can't break it!its too hard! me: that's what she said! #twss
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1913
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Heard a good #ThatsWhatSheSaid? Go to http://thatswhat-she-said.com and share it! #TWSS
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1914
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@Dr_Phil I wish I could come tomorrow!! #twss but yeah today's decent enough
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1915
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"The sorrier you get, the harder I become." #twss #wifeswap
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1916
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "Hey, could you get rid of that, please?" http://bit.ly/ckKh3I #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1917
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@heero83 Jajajaja nada!! Me adelante antes de que me dijeras #TWSS xD
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1918
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back to the project. wish I had some popcorn. think i'll pop in Mr. Darcy later. (#twss)
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1919
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#twss #twstweets "Go over near Chris so that it'll be bigger."
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1920
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Random joke by @core_APPLER: "Too moist, MUST go back inside." http://bit.ly/8PairW #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1921
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#twss RT @kelliepickler With Rascal Flatts and Chris Young all weekend. First stop, Cincinnati. Who's coming tonight?!?
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1922
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I'm happy that pause and no homo aren't half as rampant as last summer. I'd much rather a #twss
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1923
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I got ur love all over me #TWSS
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1924
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@courtNAZt I think it looks cute, but I prefer it long. #twss
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1925
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That's what she said #twss RT @bodemuro: Less talking, more doing!!
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1926
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@AgustinaP even "#chocolateftw" could be #twss, lol. @brianbreslin
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1927
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@Anakalia259 i know...sigh i suck #twss
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1928
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@MaggieHyde was that #twss worthy?
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1929
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Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "I don't know if or when I'm going to be able to do that." http://bit.ly/bXVTQF #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1930
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#twss RT @MidtownMo: @jabba5 u gotta hit me with that
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1931
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@amil @cameronreed #TWSS
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1932
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#TWSS RT @livetimefe: One tbsp of semen has approximately 20 calories. Semen also contains zinc and calcium which helps prevent tooth decay
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1933
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@NelliePage I'm glad ur on this now. #TWSS.
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1934
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That's what she said? #TWSS RT @WinObs: It looks smaller than I thought it would be. http://twitpic.com/2c6lzi #nflhof
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1935
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Random joke by @Burymd: "Oh yeah, its still raw in the middle." http://bit.ly/biy8lP #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1936
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they're talking about peanuts on NPR and i keep hearing penis. #dowiththatwhatyouwill #twss
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1937
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Hecti u.u me refería al Msn!! u.u RT @heero83: @kattz_R tan temprano y empiezas ya xD #TWSS "..... Pidemelo y te lo doy.... "
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1938
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@kattz_R tan temprano y empiezas ya xD #TWSS "..... Pidemelo y te lo doy.... "
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1939
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@JessicaHansley have at it #TWSS #OW!
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1940
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"Oh wow, right in my face. Thanks." #TWSS
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1941
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RT @thtswhtshesd: #FF @TheMightyHans @IMRandom_ @Full_Metal_Alex @GatorSean8301 @Heret1c @thegaskarthgang #TWSS
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1942
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Random joke by @mystickitten: "If it's slimy and wet he will put his hand in it." http://bit.ly/cvaVHW #twss #thatswhatshesaid
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1943
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#twss RT @BtsNHos: called someone back that I was helping remotely. She said "I see you got it up" Had to stop myself from laughing.
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1944
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I have too many icons in my dock. And I have to make them smaller so they'll fit. #twss #nerdpredicaments
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1945
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hahaha! Forgot you knew about that one @KCJetSetter #TWSS #oops
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1946
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@heathermg @samerfarha Is your conversation about telescope size a TWSS? Because, TWSS! #twss
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1947
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@daverrrrrrrr hows the brown card coming along? takes all but 5 minutes right? #twss
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