trawler 0.0.1

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  1. checksums.yaml +7 -0
  2. data/.gitignore +19 -0
  3. data/.rspec +1 -0
  4. data/Gemfile +4 -0
  5. data/LICENSE.txt +22 -0
  6. data/README.md +52 -0
  7. data/Rakefile +1 -0
  8. data/lib/trawler/document.rb +22 -0
  9. data/lib/trawler/parsed_document.rb +30 -0
  10. data/lib/trawler/parser.rb +94 -0
  11. data/lib/trawler/spider.rb +24 -0
  12. data/lib/trawler/version.rb +3 -0
  13. data/lib/trawler.rb +11 -0
  14. data/spec/document_spec.rb +31 -0
  15. data/spec/fixtures/sample_pages/simple.html +10 -0
  16. data/spec/fixtures/sample_pages/tumblr.html +840 -0
  17. data/spec/fixtures/sample_pages/youtube.html +1404 -0
  18. data/spec/fixtures/vcr_cassettes/trawl_page.yml +57 -0
  19. data/spec/parsed_document_spec.rb +32 -0
  20. data/spec/parser_spec.rb +100 -0
  21. data/spec/spec_helper.rb +26 -0
  22. data/spec/spider_spec.rb +52 -0
  23. data/spec/trawler_spec.rb +30 -0
  24. data/trawler.gemspec +30 -0
  25. metadata +189 -0
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+ <title></title>
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+ <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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+ <!-- icons & favicons -->
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+ <!-- For iPhone 4 -->
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+ <link rel="apple-touch-icon-precomposed" sizes="114x114" href="http://www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/themes/dogshaming/library/images/icons/h/apple-touch-icon.png">
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+ <!-- For iPad 1-->
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+ <link rel="apple-touch-icon-precomposed" sizes="72x72" href="http://www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/themes/dogshaming/library/images/icons/m/apple-touch-icon.png">
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+ <!-- For iPhone 3G, iPod Touch and Android -->
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+ <link rel="apple-touch-icon-precomposed" href="http://www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/themes/dogshaming/library/images/icons/l/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png">
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+ <!-- For Nokia -->
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+ <link rel="shortcut icon" href="http://www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/themes/dogshaming/library/images/icons/l/apple-touch-icon.png">
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+ <!-- For everything else -->
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+ <link rel="shortcut icon" href="http://www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/themes/dogshaming/favicon.ico?v=2">
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+ <!-- media-queries.js (fallback) -->
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+ <link rel="pingback" href="http://www.dogshaming.com/xmlrpc.php">
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+ <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="http://cache.blogads.com/921961955/feed.css" />
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+ <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="http://cache.blogads.com/921961956/feed.css" />
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+ <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="http://cache.blogads.com/921961957/feed.css" />
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+ <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="http://cache.blogads.com/921961958/feed.css" />
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+ <link rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml" title="RSS 2.0" href="http://www.dogshaming.com/feed/" />
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+ <link rel="alternate" type="text/xml" title="RSS .92" href="http://www.dogshaming.com/feed/rss/" />
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+ <link rel='stylesheet' id='jetpack-widgets-css' href='http://www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/plugins/jetpack/modules/widgets/widgets.css?ver=20121003' type='text/css' media='all' />
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+ <link rel='stylesheet' id='open-sans-css' href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Open+Sans%3A300%2C800&#038;ver=3.5.1' type='text/css' media='all' />
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+ <link rel='stylesheet' id='foundation-app-css' href='http://www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/themes/dogshaming/stylesheets/app.css?ver=3.0' type='text/css' media='all' />
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+ <link rel='stylesheet' id='sharedaddy-css' href='http://www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/plugins/jetpack/modules/sharedaddy/sharing.css?ver=2.4.2' type='text/css' media='all' />
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+ <script type='text/javascript' src='http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7.1/jquery.min.js?ver=3.5.1'></script>
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+ <script type='text/javascript' src='http://www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/themes/dogshaming/javascripts/foundation/modernizr.foundation.js?ver=3.5.1'></script>
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+ <div class="ad"><script language="javascript" src="http://cache.blogads.com/921961956/feed.js"></script></div>
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+ <article id="post-2147573462" class="post-2147573462 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-submitted tag-dog-shaming-book clearfix" role="article">
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+ <h2><a href="http://www.dogshaming.com/2013/10/stella-loves-butter-and-the-dog-shaming-book/" rel="bookmark" title="Stella loves butter and the dog shaming book!">Stella loves butter and the dog shaming book!</a></h2>
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+ <figure class="vignette overlay inset">
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+ <a href="http://www.dogshaming.com/2013/10/stella-loves-butter-and-the-dog-shaming-book/" title="Stella loves butter and the dog shaming book!"><img src="http://i1.wp.com/www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/stella-with-book.jpeg?fit=637%2C1000" class="attachment-large wp-post-image" alt="stella with book" /></a>
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+ <p><a href="http://i1.wp.com/www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/stella-with-book.jpeg"></a></p>
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+ <p>&nbsp;</p>
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+ <p>Stella&#8217;s owner, Tricia, sent us this lovely shot of her dog Stella, posing next to her mug shot in the <a href="http://www.dogshaming.com/book" target="_blank">Dog Shaming book</a>.</p>
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+ <p class="meta">Posted on <time datetime="2013-10-18" pubdate>October 18th, 2013</time></p>
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+ <!-- <p class="tags"><span class="tags-title">Tags:</span> <a class="label success radius" href="http://www.dogshaming.com/tag/dog-shaming-book/" rel="tag">dog shaming book</a></p> -->
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+ <h2><a href="http://www.dogshaming.com/2013/10/thunder-shirt-struck/" rel="bookmark" title="Thunder &#8216;shirt&#8217; struck!">Thunder &#8216;shirt&#8217; struck!</a></h2>
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+ <a href="http://www.dogshaming.com/2013/10/thunder-shirt-struck/" title="Thunder &#8216;shirt&#8217; struck!"><img src="http://i1.wp.com/www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sasha-storm.jpg?fit=637%2C1000" class="attachment-large wp-post-image" alt="sasha-storm" /></a>
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+ <p><a href="http://i1.wp.com/www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sasha-storm.jpg"></a></p>
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+ <p>Unfortunately Sasha&#8217;s Thundershirt does nothing to calm his fear of thunderstorms. At the first rumble of thunder, he runs for shelter under the bathroom sink. He&#8217;s well prepared for a tornado drill!</p>
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+ <p class="meta">Posted on <time datetime="2013-10-17" pubdate>October 17th, 2013</time></p>
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+ <h2><a href="http://www.dogshaming.com/2013/10/im-such-a-good-actress-i-beat-meryl/" rel="bookmark" title="I&#8217;m such a good actress, I beat Meryl!">I&#8217;m such a good actress, I beat Meryl!</a></h2>
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+ <a href="http://www.dogshaming.com/2013/10/im-such-a-good-actress-i-beat-meryl/" title="I&#8217;m such a good actress, I beat Meryl!"><img src="http://i1.wp.com/www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gigi-vet.jpg?fit=637%2C1000" class="attachment-large wp-post-image" alt="gigi-vet" /></a>
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+ </figure>
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+ <p><a href="http://i1.wp.com/www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gigi-vet.jpg"></a></p>
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+ <p>I hate it when my owners go away so I pretend I&#8217;m dying. I should have won an Academy Award!</p>
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+ <p class="meta">Posted on <time datetime="2013-10-17" pubdate>October 17th, 2013</time></p>
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