swearjar 1.1.0 → 1.1.1
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- checksums.yaml +4 -4
- data/lib/config/en.yml +27 -3
- data/lib/swearjar.rb +13 -10
- data/lib/swearjar/version.rb +1 -1
- data/spec/acceptance_spec.rb +16 -0
- data/spec/data/carlin_dirty_words.txt +128 -0
- data/spec/data/carlin_dirty_words_censored.txt +128 -0
- data/spec/swearjar_spec.rb +5 -1
- metadata +8 -2
checksums.yaml
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data/lib/config/en.yml
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"shitcunt": ["insult"]
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"shit-cunt": ["insult"]
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"shitdick": ["insult"]
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"shiteating": ["inappropriate"]
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"shit-eating": ["inappropriate"]
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"shitfit": ["inappropriate"]
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"shithead": ["insult"]
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"shitheel": ["inappropriate"]
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"shit-heel": ["inappropriate"]
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"shithole": ["insult"]
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"shit-hole": ["insult"]
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"twatwaffle": ["discriminatory"]
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data/lib/swearjar.rb
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def profane?(string)
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def scorecard(string)
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def censor(string)
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scan(string) do |test, word, position|
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replacement = block_given? ? yield(word) : word.gsub(/\S/, '*')
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def scan(string, &block)
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data/lib/swearjar/version.rb
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require 'spec_helper'
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describe Swearjar do
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def original_text
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File.open(File.expand_path("../data/carlin_dirty_words.txt", __FILE__)).read
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end
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def expected_censored_text
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end
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it "censors George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words routine" do
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censored_text = Swearjar.default.censor(original_text)
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expect(censored_text).to eq(expected_censored_text)
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end
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Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear
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words, the cuss words and the words that you can't say, that you're not
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supposed to say all the time, ['cause] words or people into words want to hear
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your words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to you if
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they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write down what words you say.
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A guy who used to be in Washington knew that his phone was tapped, used to
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answer, Fuck Hoover, yes, go ahead. (laughter) Okay, I was thinking one night
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about the words you couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you
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definitely wouldn't say, ever, [']cause I heard a lady say bitch one night on
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television, and it was cool like she was talking about, you know, ah, well, the
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bitch is the first one to notice that in the litter Johnie right (murmur)
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Right. And, uh, bastard you can say, and hell and damn so I have to figure out
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which ones you couldn't and ever and it came down to seven but the list is open
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to amendment, and in fact, has been changed, uh, by now, ha, a lot of people
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pointed things out to me, and I noticed some myself. The original seven words
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were, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Those are the
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ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and (laughter) maybe,
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even bring us, God help us, peace without honor (laughter) um, and a bourbon.
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(laughter) And now the first thing that we noticed was that word fuck was
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really repeated in there because the word motherfucker is a compound word and
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it's another form of the word fuck. (laughter) You want to be a purist it
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doesn't really -- it can't be on the list of basic words. Also, cocksucker is a
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compound word and neither half of that is really dirty. The word -- the half
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sucker that's merely suggestive (laughter) and the word cock is a half-way
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dirty word, 50% dirty -- dirty half the time, depending on what you mean by it.
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(laughter) Uh, remember when you first heard it, like in 6th grade, you used to
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giggle. And the cock crowed three times, heh (laughter) the cock -- three
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times. It's in the Bible, cock in the Bible. (laughter) And the first time you
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heard about a cock-fight, remember -- What? Huh? naw. It ain't that, are you
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stupid? man. (laughter, clapping) It's chickens, you know, (laughter) Then you
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have the four letter words from the old Anglo-Saxon fame. Uh, shit and fuck.
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The word shit, uh, is an interesting kind of word in that the middle class has
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never really accepted it and approved it. They use it like, crazy but it's not
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really okay. It's still a rude, dirty, old kind of gushy word. (laughter) They
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don't like that, but they say it, like, they say it like, a lady now in a
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middle-class home, you'll hear most of the time she says it as an expletive,
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you know, it's out of her mouth before she knows. She says, Oh shit oh shit,
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(laughter) oh shit. If she drops something, Oh, the shit hurt the broccoli.
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Shit. Thank you. (footsteps fading away) (papers ruffling)
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Read it! (from audience)
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Shit! (laughter) I won the Grammy, man, for the comedy album. Isn't that
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groovy? (clapping, whistling) (murmur) That's true. Thank you. Thank you man.
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Yeah. (murmur) (continuous clapping) Thank you man. Thank you. Thank you very
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much, man. Thank, no, (end of continuous clapping) for that and for the Grammy,
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man, [']cause (laughter) that's based on people liking it man, yeh, that's ah,
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that's okay man. (laughter) Let's let that go, man. I got my Grammy. I can let
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my hair hang down now, shit. (laughter) Ha! So! Now the word shit is okay for
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the man. At work you can say it like crazy. Mostly figuratively, Get that shit
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out of here, will ya? I don't want to see that shit anymore. I can't cut that
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shit, buddy. I've had that shit up to here. I think you're full of shit myself.
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(laughter) He don't know shit from Shinola. (laughter) you know that?
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(laughter) Always wondered how the Shinola people feel about that (laughter)
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Hi, I'm the new man from Shinola. (laughter) Hi, how are ya? Nice to see ya.
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(laughter) How are ya? (laughter) Boy, I don't know whether to shit or wind my
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watch. (laughter) Guess, I'll shit on my watch. (laughter) Oh, the shit is
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going to hit de fan. (laughter) Built like a brick shit-house. (laughter) Up,
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he's up shit's creek. (laughter) He's had it. (laughter) He hit me, I'm sorry.
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(laughter) Hot shit, holy shit, tough shit, eat shit, (laughter) shit-eating
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grin. Uh, whoever thought of that was ill. (murmur laughter) He had a
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shit-eating grin! He had a what? (laughter) Shit on a stick. (laughter) Shit in
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a handbag. I always like that. He ain't worth shit in a handbag. (laughter)
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Shitty. He acted real shitty. (laughter) You know what I mean? (laughter) I got
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the money back, but a real shitty attitude. Heh, he had a shit-fit. (laughter)
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Wow! Shit-fit. Whew! Glad I wasn't there. (murmur, laughter) All the animals --
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Bull shit, horse shit, cow shit, rat shit, bat shit. (laughter) First time I
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heard bat shit, I really came apart. A guy in Oklahoma, Boggs, said it, man.
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Aw! Bat shit. (laughter) Vera reminded me of that last night, ah (murmur).
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Snake shit, slicker than owl shit. (laughter) Get your shit together. Shit or
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get off the pot. (laughter) I got a shit-load full of them. (laughter) I got a
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shit-pot full, all right. Shit-head, shit-heel, shit in your heart, shit for
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brains, (laughter) shit-face, heh (laughter) I always try to think how that
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could have originated; the first guy that said that. Somebody got drunk and
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fell in some shit, you know. (laughter) Hey, I'm shit-face. (laughter)
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Shitface, today. (laughter) Anyway, enough of that shit. (laughter) The big
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one, the word fuck that's the one that hangs them up the most. [']Cause in a
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lot of cases that's the very act that hangs them up the most. So, it's natural
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that the word would, uh, have the same effect. It's a great word, fuck, nice
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word, easy word, cute word, kind of. Easy word to say. One syllable, short u.
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(laughter) Fuck. (Murmur) You know, it's easy. Starts with a nice soft sound
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fuh ends with a kuh. Right? (laughter) A little something for everyone. Fuck
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(laughter) Good word. Kind of a proud word, too. Who are you? I am FUCK.
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(laughter) FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) Tune in again next week to FUCK OF
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THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) It's an interesting word too, [']cause it's got a
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double kind of a life -- personality -- dual, you know, whatever the right
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phrase is. It leads a double life, the word fuck. First of all, it means,
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sometimes, most of the time, fuck. What does it mean? It means to make love.
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Right? We're going to make love, yeh, we're going to fuck, yeh, we're going to
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fuck, yeh, we're going to make love. (laughter) we're really going to fuck,
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yeah, we're going to make love. Right? And it also means the beginning of life,
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it's the act that begins life, so there's the word hanging around with words
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like love, and life, and yet on the other hand, it's also a word that we really
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use to hurt each other with, man. It's a heavy. It's one that you have toward
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the end of the argument. (laughter) Right? (laughter) You finally can't make
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out. Oh, fuck you man. I said, fuck you. (laughter, murmur) Stupid fuck.
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(laughter) Fuck you and everybody that looks like you. (laughter) man. It would
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be nice to change the movies that we already have and substitute the word fuck
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for the word kill, wherever we could, and some of those movie cliches would
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change a little bit. Madfuckers still on the loose. Stop me before I fuck
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again. Fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump.
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Easy on the clutch Bill, you'll fuck that engine again. (laughter) The other
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shit one was, I don't give a shit. Like it's worth something, you know?
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(laughter) I don't give a shit. Hey, well, I don't take no shit, (laughter) you
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know what I mean? You know why I don't take no shit? (laughter) [']Cause I
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don't give a shit. (laughter) If I give a shit, I would have to pack shit.
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(laughter) But I don't pack no shit cause I don't give a shit. (laughter) You
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wouldn't shit me, would you? (laughter) That's a joke when you're a kid with a
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worm looking out the bird's ass. You wouldn't shit me, would you? (laughter)
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It's an eight-year-old joke but a good one. (laughter) The additions to the
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list. I found three more words that had to be put on the list of words you
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could never say on television, and they were fart, turd and twat, those three.
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(laughter) Fart, we talked about, it's harmless It's like tits, it's a cutie
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word, no problem. Turd, you can't say but who wants to, you know? (laughter)
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The subject never comes up on the panel so I'm not worried about that one. Now
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the word twat is an interesting word. Twat! Yeh, right in the twat. (laughter)
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Twat is an interesting word because it's the only one I know of, the only slang
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meaning to it. Like, ah, snatch, box and pussy all have other meanings, man.
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Even in a Walt Disney movie, you can say, We're going to snatch that pussy and
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put him in a box and bring him on the airplane. (murmur, laughter) Everybody
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loves it. The twat stands alone, man, as it should. And two-way words. Ah, ass
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is okay providing you're riding into town on a religious feast day. (laughter)
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You can't say, up your ass. (laughter) You can say, stuff it! (murmur) There
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are certain things you can say its weird but you can just come so close. Before
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I cut, I, uh, want to, ah, thank you for listening to my words, man, fellow, uh
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space travelers. Thank you man for tonight and thank you also. (clapping
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Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear
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your words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to you if
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they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write down what words you say.
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A guy who used to be in Washington knew that his phone was tapped, used to
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answer, **** Hoover, yes, go ahead. (laughter) Okay, I was thinking one night
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about the words you couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you
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definitely wouldn't say, ever, [']cause I heard a lady say ***** one night on
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television, and it was cool like she was talking about, you know, ah, well, the
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***** is the first one to notice that in the litter Johnie right (murmur)
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Right. And, uh, ******* you can say, and **** and **** so I have to figure out
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which ones you couldn't and ever and it came down to seven but the list is open
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to amendment, and in fact, has been changed, uh, by now, ha, a lot of people
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pointed things out to me, and I noticed some myself. The original seven words
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were, ****, ****, ****, ****, **********, ************, and ****. Those are the
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ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and (laughter) maybe,
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even bring us, God help us, peace without honor (laughter) um, and a bourbon.
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(laughter) And now the first thing that we noticed was that word **** was
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really repeated in there because the word ************ is a compound word and
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it's another form of the word ****. (laughter) You want to be a purist it
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doesn't really -- it can't be on the list of basic words. Also, ********** is a
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compound word and neither half of that is really dirty. The word -- the half
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sucker that's merely suggestive (laughter) and the word **** is a half-way
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dirty word, 50% dirty -- dirty half the time, depending on what you mean by it.
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(laughter) Uh, remember when you first heard it, like in 6th grade, you used to
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giggle. And the **** crowed three times, heh (laughter) the **** -- three
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times. It's in the Bible, **** in the Bible. (laughter) And the first time you
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heard about a cock-fight, remember -- What? Huh? naw. It ain't that, are you
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stupid? man. (laughter, clapping) It's chickens, you know, (laughter) Then you
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have the four letter words from the old Anglo-Saxon fame. Uh, **** and ****.
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never really accepted it and approved it. They use it like, crazy but it's not
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really okay. It's still a rude, dirty, old kind of gushy word. (laughter) They
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don't like that, but they say it, like, they say it like, a lady now in a
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middle-class home, you'll hear most of the time she says it as an expletive,
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you know, it's out of her mouth before she knows. She says, Oh **** oh ****,
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(laughter) oh ****. If she drops something, Oh, the **** hurt the broccoli.
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****. Thank you. (footsteps fading away) (papers ruffling)
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Read it! (from audience)
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****! (laughter) I won the Grammy, man, for the comedy album. Isn't that
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groovy? (clapping, whistling) (murmur) That's true. Thank you. Thank you man.
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Yeah. (murmur) (continuous clapping) Thank you man. Thank you. Thank you very
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much, man. Thank, no, (end of continuous clapping) for that and for the Grammy,
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man, [']cause (laughter) that's based on people liking it man, yeh, that's ah,
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that's okay man. (laughter) Let's let that go, man. I got my Grammy. I can let
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my hair hang down now, ****. (laughter) Ha! So! Now the word **** is okay for
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the man. At work you can say it like crazy. Mostly figuratively, Get that ****
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out of here, will ya? I don't want to see that **** anymore. I can't cut that
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****, buddy. I've had that **** up to here. I think you're full of **** myself.
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(laughter) He don't know **** from Shinola. (laughter) you know that?
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(laughter) Always wondered how the Shinola people feel about that (laughter)
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Hi, I'm the new man from Shinola. (laughter) Hi, how are ya? Nice to see ya.
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(laughter) How are ya? (laughter) Boy, I don't know whether to **** or wind my
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watch. (laughter) Guess, I'll **** on my watch. (laughter) Oh, the **** is
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going to hit de fan. (laughter) Built like a brick **********. (laughter) Up,
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he's up ****'s creek. (laughter) He's had it. (laughter) He hit me, I'm sorry.
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(laughter) Hot ****, holy ****, tough ****, eat ****, (laughter) ***********
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grin. Uh, whoever thought of that was ill. (murmur laughter) He had a
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*********** grin! He had a what? (laughter) **** on a stick. (laughter) **** in
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a handbag. I always like that. He ain't worth **** in a handbag. (laughter)
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******. He acted real ******. (laughter) You know what I mean? (laughter) I got
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the money back, but a real ****** attitude. Heh, he had a ********. (laughter)
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Wow! ********. Whew! Glad I wasn't there. (murmur, laughter) All the animals --
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Bull ****, horse ****, cow ****, rat ****, bat ****. (laughter) First time I
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heard bat ****, I really came apart. A guy in Oklahoma, Boggs, said it, man.
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Aw! Bat ****. (laughter) Vera reminded me of that last night, ah (murmur).
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Snake ****, slicker than owl ****. (laughter) Get your **** together. **** or
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get off the pot. (laughter) I got a ********* full of them. (laughter) I got a
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******** full, all right. *********, *********, **** in your heart, **** for
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brains, (laughter) *********, heh (laughter) I always try to think how that
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could have originated; the first guy that said that. Somebody got drunk and
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fell in some ****, you know. (laughter) Hey, I'm *********. (laughter)
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********, today. (laughter) Anyway, enough of that ****. (laughter) The big
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one, the word **** that's the one that hangs them up the most. [']Cause in a
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lot of cases that's the very act that hangs them up the most. So, it's natural
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that the word would, uh, have the same effect. It's a great word, ****, nice
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word, easy word, cute word, kind of. Easy word to say. One syllable, short u.
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(laughter) ****. (Murmur) You know, it's easy. Starts with a nice soft sound
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fuh ends with a kuh. Right? (laughter) A little something for everyone. ****
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(laughter) Good word. Kind of a proud word, too. Who are you? I am ****.
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(laughter) **** OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) Tune in again next week to **** OF
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THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) It's an interesting word too, [']cause it's got a
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double kind of a life -- personality -- dual, you know, whatever the right
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phrase is. It leads a double life, the word ****. First of all, it means,
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sometimes, most of the time, ****. What does it mean? It means to make love.
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Right? We're going to make love, yeh, we're going to ****, yeh, we're going to
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****, yeh, we're going to make love. (laughter) we're really going to ****,
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yeah, we're going to make love. Right? And it also means the beginning of life,
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it's the act that begins life, so there's the word hanging around with words
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like love, and life, and yet on the other hand, it's also a word that we really
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use to hurt each other with, man. It's a heavy. It's one that you have toward
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the end of the argument. (laughter) Right? (laughter) You finally can't make
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out. Oh, **** you man. I said, **** you. (laughter, murmur) Stupid ****.
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(laughter) **** you and everybody that looks like you. (laughter) man. It would
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be nice to change the movies that we already have and substitute the word ****
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for the word kill, wherever we could, and some of those movie cliches would
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change a little bit. ********** still on the loose. Stop me before I ****
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again. **** the ump, **** the ump, **** the ump, **** the ump, **** the ump.
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Easy on the clutch Bill, you'll **** that engine again. (laughter) The other
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**** one was, I don't give a ****. Like it's worth something, you know?
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(laughter) I don't give a ****. Hey, well, I don't take no ****, (laughter) you
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know what I mean? You know why I don't take no ****? (laughter) [']Cause I
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don't give a ****. (laughter) If I give a ****, I would have to pack ****.
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(laughter) But I don't pack no **** cause I don't give a ****. (laughter) You
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wouldn't **** me, would you? (laughter) That's a joke when you're a kid with a
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worm looking out the bird's ***. You wouldn't **** me, would you? (laughter)
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It's an eight-year-old joke but a good one. (laughter) The additions to the
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list. I found three more words that had to be put on the list of words you
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could never say on television, and they were ****, **** and ****, those three.
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(laughter) ****, we talked about, it's harmless It's like ****, it's a cutie
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word, no problem. ****, you can't say but who wants to, you know? (laughter)
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The subject never comes up on the panel so I'm not worried about that one. Now
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the word **** is an interesting word. ****! Yeh, right in the ****. (laughter)
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**** is an interesting word because it's the only one I know of, the only slang
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word applying to the, a part of the sexual anatomy that doesn't have another
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meaning to it. Like, ah, ******, box and ***** all have other meanings, man.
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Even in a Walt Disney movie, you can say, We're going to ****** that ***** and
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put him in a box and bring him on the airplane. (murmur, laughter) Everybody
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loves it. The **** stands alone, man, as it should. And two-way words. Ah, ***
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is okay providing you're riding into town on a religious feast day. (laughter)
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You can't say, up your ***. (laughter) You can say, stuff it! (murmur) There
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are certain things you can say its weird but you can just come so close. Before
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I cut, I, uh, want to, ah, thank you for listening to my words, man, fellow, uh
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space travelers. Thank you man for tonight and thank you also. (clapping
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whistling)
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
|
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name: swearjar
|
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version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
|
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|
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|
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|
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- Joshua Hull
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
|
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|
summary: Put another nickel in the swearjar. Simple profanity detection with content
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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