steem-slap 0.0.1d

checksums.yaml

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data/steem-slap.rb

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+class SteemSlap
+  VERSION = '0.0.1d'
+  
+  @verbs = %w(
+    slaps hits pricks slays pummeles kills tortures embiggens shoves spams
+    spanks fracks decorates feeds licks inverts smurfs stylizes attacks infects
+    disappears krees flags mutes smooths kisses smacks signs encrypts proves
+    pumps dumps moons
+  )
+  @adjectives = [
+    'a large', 'an enormous', 'a small', 'a medium sized', 'an extra large',
+    'a questionable', 'a suspicious', 'a terrifying', 'a scary',
+    'a breath taking', 'a horrifying', 'a glitchy', 'a pixelated',
+    'a cromulent', 'a semi-weird', 'a laggy', 'an auspicious',
+    'a fracking', 'a manly', 'an undercooked', 'an amazing', 'an upside-down',
+    'a smurfy', 'a spiffy', 'an uncaring', 'a deadly', 'a magical', 'a mighty',
+    'a steem backed', 'a golos backed', 'a rejected', 'a proof of',
+    'a consensus of', 'an experimental', 'a mooning'
+  ]
+  @nouns = [
+    'brick', 'cooked fish', 'debonair potion', 'picture of Ned Scott',
+    '2017 Roadmap', 'FIRE', 'rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle',
+    'book entitled Beard Care by dantheman', 'Zistonian Battle Sign',
+    'insomnia cookie stolen from Steemit, Inc.', 'wig of stellabelle',
+    'carrot on a stick', 'unpowered redstone block', 'cube named Cave Johnson',
+    'popcorn container', 'frack', 'set of antlers',
+    'horse of a different color', 'smurf', 'marklar', 'badass honey badger',
+    'neurotoxin', 'can of beanz', 'jaffa', 'head of Karen McKersie',
+    'cask of Golos Backed Vodka', 'wallstreet burger', 'blocktrade\'s wife',
+    'malleable transaction', 'proof of work', 'proof of stake',
+    'proof of bandwidth', 'proof of RAM', 'proof of cheese',
+    'proof of residency', '100% original content by papa-pepper', 'consensus',
+    'Dunning–Kruger effect', 'post-resignition post by dantheman', 'satoshi',
+    'DASH Masternode', 'DASH Superblock', 'reward pool',
+    'pull request closed by sneak', 'SteemSpeak OG', 'moon'
+  ]
+
+  def self.slap ( user )
+    "#{@verbs.sample} #{user} with #{@adjectives.sample} #{@nouns.sample}"
+  end
+  
+  def self.combinations
+    @verbs.length * @adjectives.length * @nouns.length
+  end
+end
+
+if ARGV.join.length > 0
+  STDERR.puts SteemSlap::slap ARGV.join ' '
+else
+  STDERR.puts "has #{SteemSlap::combinations} slap combinations, see: https://gist.github.com/inertia186/c34e6e7b73f7ee9fb5f60f5ed8f30206"
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: steem-slap
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.0.1d
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- inertia
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2017-03-24 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies: []
+description: STEEM Slap themed slap script.
+email: steem-slap@martin-studio.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- steem-slap.rb
+homepage: https://gist.github.com/inertia186/c34e6e7b73f7ee9fb5f60f5ed8f30206
+licenses:
+- CC0 1.0
+metadata: {}
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- "."
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">"
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: 1.3.1
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 2.4.8
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 4
+summary: STEEM Slap
+test_files: []
+has_rdoc: