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The Project Gutenberg EBook of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Complete
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by Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
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This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost
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no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use
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it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this
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eBook or online at www.gutenberg.net
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Title: Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Complete
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Author: Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
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Release Date: August 20, 2006 [EBook #76]
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Last Updated: October 20, 2012]
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*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK HUCKLEBERRY FINN ***
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Produced by David Widger
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ADVENTURES
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(Tom Sawyer's Comrade)
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By Mark Twain
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Complete
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CONTENTS.
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CHAPTER I. Civilizing Huck.Miss Watson.Tom Sawyer Waits.
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CHAPTER II. The Boys Escape Jim.Torn Sawyer's Gang.Deep-laid Plans.
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CHAPTER III. A Good Going-over.Grace Triumphant."One of Tom Sawyers's
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CHAPTER IV. Huck and the Judge.Superstition.
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CHAPTER V. Huck's Father.The Fond Parent.Reform.
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CHAPTER VI. He Went for Judge Thatcher.Huck Decided to Leave.Political
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Economy.Thrashing Around.
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CHAPTER VII. Laying for Him.Locked in the Cabin.Sinking the
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Body.Resting.
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CHAPTER VIII. Sleeping in the Woods.Raising the Dead.Exploring the
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Island.Finding Jim.Jim's Escape.Signs.Balum.
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CHAPTER IX. The Cave.The Floating House.
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CHAPTER X. The Find.Old Hank Bunker.In Disguise.
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CHAPTER XI. Huck and the Woman.The Search.Prevarication.Going to
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Goshen.
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CHAPTER XII. Slow Navigation.Borrowing Things.Boarding the Wreck.The
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Plotters.Hunting for the Boat.
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CHAPTER XIII. Escaping from the Wreck.The Watchman.Sinking.
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CHAPTER XIV. A General Good Time.The Harem.French.
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CHAPTER XV. Huck Loses the Raft.In the Fog.Huck Finds the Raft.Trash.
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CHAPTER XVI. Expectation.A White Lie.Floating Currency.Running by
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CHAPTER XVII. An Evening Call.The Farm in Arkansaw.Interior
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CHAPTER XVIII. Col. Grangerford.Aristocracy.Feuds.The
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Testament.Recovering the Raft.The Woodpile.Pork and Cabbage.
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CHAPTER XIX. Tying Up Daytimes.An Astronomical Theory.Running a
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Temperance Revival.The Duke of Bridgewater.The Troubles of Royalty.
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CHAPTER XX. Huck Explains.Laying Out a Campaign.Working the
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Campmeeting.A Pirate at the Campmeeting.The Duke as a Printer.
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CHAPTER XXI. Sword Exercise.Hamlet's Soliloquy.They Loafed Around
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CHAPTER XXII. Sherburn.Attending the Circus.Intoxication in the
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Ring.The Thrilling Tragedy.
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CHAPTER XXIII. Sold.Royal Comparisons.Jim Gets Home-sick.
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CHAPTER XXIV. Jim in Royal Robes.They Take a Passenger.Getting
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CHAPTER XXV. Is It Them?Singing the "Doxologer."Awful SquareFuneral
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CHAPTER XXVI. A Pious King.The King's Clergy.She Asked His
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Pardon.Hiding in the Room.Huck Takes the Money.
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CHAPTER XXX. The King Went for Him.A Royal Row.Powerful Mellow.
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CHAPTER XXXI. Ominous Plans.News from Jim.Old Recollections.A Sheep
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CHAPTER XXXIV. The Hut by the Ash Hopper.Outrageous.Climbing the
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Lightning Rod.Troubled with Witches.
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Stealing.A Deep Hole.
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CHAPTER XXXVIII. The Coat of Arms.A Skilled Superintendent.Unpleasant
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Glory.A Tearful Subject.
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CHAPTER XXXIX. Rats.Lively Bedfellows.The Straw Dummy.
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CHAPTER XL. Fishing.The Vigilance Committee.A Lively Run.Jim Advises
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Confesses.Aunt Polly Arrives.Hand Out Them Letters .
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CHAPTER THE LAST. Out of Bondage.Paying the Captive.Yours Truly, Huck
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"A Fair Fit"
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"Come In"
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"Jim Lit Out"
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The King shakes Huck
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The Duke went for Him
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Spanish Moss
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"Who Nailed Him?"
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Thinking
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He gave him Ten Cents
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Striking for the Back Country
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Still and Sunday-like
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She hugged him tight
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"Who do you reckon it is?"
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"It was Tom Sawyer"
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"Mr. Archibald Nichols, I presume?"
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A pretty long Blessing
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Traveling By Rail
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Vittles
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A Simple Job
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Witches
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Getting Wood
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One of the Best Authorities
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The Breakfast-Horn
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Smouching the Knives
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Going down the Lightning-Rod
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Stealing spoons
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Tom advises a Witch Pie
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The Rubbage-Pile
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"Missus, dey's a Sheet Gone"
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In a Tearing Way
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One of his Ancestors
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Jim's Coat of Arms
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A Tough Job
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Buttons on their Tails
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Irrigation
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Keeping off Dull Times
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Sawdust Diet
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Trouble is Brewing
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Fishing
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Every one had a Gun
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Tom caught on a Splinter
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Jim advises a Doctor
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The Doctor
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Uncle Silas in Danger
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Old Mrs. Hotchkiss
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Aunt Sally talks to Huck
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Tom Sawyer wounded
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The Doctor speaks for Jim
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Tom rose square up in Bed
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"Hand out them Letters"
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Out of Bondage
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Tom's Liberality
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Yours Truly
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EXPLANATORY
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IN this book a number of dialects are used, to wit: the Missouri negro
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dialect; the extremest form of the backwoods Southwestern dialect; the
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ordinary "Pike County" dialect; and four modified varieties of this
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last. The shadings have not been done in a haphazard fashion, or by
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guesswork; but painstakingly, and with the trustworthy guidance and
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support of personal familiarity with these several forms of speech.
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I make this explanation for the reason that without it many readers
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would suppose that all these characters were trying to talk alike and
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not succeeding.
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THE AUTHOR.
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HUCKLEBERRY FINN
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Scene: The Mississippi Valley Time: Forty to fifty years ago
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CHAPTER I.
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YOU don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The
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Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain't no matter. That book was made
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by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things
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which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. That is nothing. I
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never seen anybody but lied one time or another, without it was Aunt
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Polly, or the widow, or maybe Mary. Aunt PollyTom's Aunt Polly, she
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isand Mary, and the Widow Douglas is all told about in that book, which
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is mostly a true book, with some stretchers, as I said before.
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Now the way that the book winds up is this: Tom and me found the money
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that the robbers hid in the cave, and it made us rich. We got six
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thousand dollars apieceall gold. It was an awful sight of money when
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it was piled up. Well, Judge Thatcher he took it and put it out
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at interest, and it fetched us a dollar a day apiece all the year
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roundmore than a body could tell what to do with. The Widow Douglas
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she took me for her son, and allowed she would sivilize me; but it was
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rough living in the house all the time, considering how dismal regular
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and decent the widow was in all her ways; and so when I couldn't stand
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it no longer I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead
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again, and was free and satisfied. But Tom Sawyer he hunted me up and
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said he was going to start a band of robbers, and I might join if I
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would go back to the widow and be respectable. So I went back.
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The widow she cried over me, and called me a poor lost lamb, and she
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called me a lot of other names, too, but she never meant no harm by
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it. She put me in them new clothes again, and I couldn't do nothing but
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sweat and sweat, and feel all cramped up. Well, then, the old thing
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commenced again. The widow rung a bell for supper, and you had to come
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to time. When you got to the table you couldn't go right to eating, but
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you had to wait for the widow to tuck down her head and grumble a little
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over the victuals, though there warn't really anything the matter with
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them,that is, nothing only everything was cooked by itself. In a
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barrel of odds and ends it is different; things get mixed up, and the
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juice kind of swaps around, and the things go better.
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After supper she got out her book and learned me about Moses and the
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Bulrushers, and I was in a sweat to find out all about him; but by and
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by she let it out that Moses had been dead a considerable long time; so
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then I didn't care no more about him, because I don't take no stock in
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dead people.
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|
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Pretty soon I wanted to smoke, and asked the widow to let me. But she
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wouldn't. She said it was a mean practice and wasn't clean, and I must
|
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try to not do it any more. That is just the way with some people. They
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get down on a thing when they don't know nothing about it. Here she was
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a-bothering about Moses, which was no kin to her, and no use to anybody,
|
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being gone, you see, yet finding a power of fault with me for doing a
|
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thing that had some good in it. And she took snuff, too; of course that
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was all right, because she done it herself.
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+
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Her sister, Miss Watson, a tolerable slim old maid, with goggles on,
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had just come to live with her, and took a set at me now with a
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spelling-book. She worked me middling hard for about an hour, and then
|
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the widow made her ease up. I couldn't stood it much longer. Then for
|
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+
an hour it was deadly dull, and I was fidgety. Miss Watson would say,
|
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+
"Don't put your feet up there, Huckleberry;" and "Don't scrunch up
|
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like that, Huckleberryset up straight;" and pretty soon she would
|
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+
say, "Don't gap and stretch like that, Huckleberrywhy don't you try to
|
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+
behave?" Then she told me all about the bad place, and I said I wished
|
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|
+
I was there. She got mad then, but I didn't mean no harm. All I wanted
|
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|
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was to go somewheres; all I wanted was a change, I warn't particular.
|
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She said it was wicked to say what I said; said she wouldn't say it for
|
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|
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the whole world; she was going to live so as to go to the good place.
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Well, I couldn't see no advantage in going where she was going, so I
|
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made up my mind I wouldn't try for it. But I never said so, because it
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would only make trouble, and wouldn't do no good.
|
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+
|
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Now she had got a start, and she went on and told me all about the good
|
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place. She said all a body would have to do there was to go around all
|
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day long with a harp and sing, forever and ever. So I didn't think
|
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+
much of it. But I never said so. I asked her if she reckoned Tom Sawyer
|
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+
would go there, and she said not by a considerable sight. I was glad
|
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+
about that, because I wanted him and me to be together.
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+
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Miss Watson she kept pecking at me, and it got tiresome and lonesome.
|
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+
By and by they fetched the niggers in and had prayers, and then
|
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everybody was off to bed. I went up to my room with a piece of candle,
|
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+
and put it on the table. Then I set down in a chair by the window and
|
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+
tried to think of something cheerful, but it warn't no use. I felt
|
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|
+
so lonesome I most wished I was dead. The stars were shining, and the
|
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+
leaves rustled in the woods ever so mournful; and I heard an owl, away
|
662
|
+
off, who-whooing about somebody that was dead, and a whippowill and a
|
663
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+
dog crying about somebody that was going to die; and the wind was trying
|
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|
+
to whisper something to me, and I couldn't make out what it was, and so
|
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+
it made the cold shivers run over me. Then away out in the woods I heard
|
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+
that kind of a sound that a ghost makes when it wants to tell about
|
667
|
+
something that's on its mind and can't make itself understood, and so
|
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+
can't rest easy in its grave, and has to go about that way every night
|
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|
+
grieving. I got so down-hearted and scared I did wish I had some
|
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|
+
company. Pretty soon a spider went crawling up my shoulder, and I
|
671
|
+
flipped it off and it lit in the candle; and before I could budge it
|
672
|
+
was all shriveled up. I didn't need anybody to tell me that that was
|
673
|
+
an awful bad sign and would fetch me some bad luck, so I was scared
|
674
|
+
and most shook the clothes off of me. I got up and turned around in my
|
675
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+
tracks three times and crossed my breast every time; and then I tied
|
676
|
+
up a little lock of my hair with a thread to keep witches away. But
|
677
|
+
I hadn't no confidence. You do that when you've lost a horseshoe that
|
678
|
+
you've found, instead of nailing it up over the door, but I hadn't ever
|
679
|
+
heard anybody say it was any way to keep off bad luck when you'd killed
|
680
|
+
a spider.
|
681
|
+
|
682
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+
I set down again, a-shaking all over, and got out my pipe for a smoke;
|
683
|
+
for the house was all as still as death now, and so the widow wouldn't
|
684
|
+
know. Well, after a long time I heard the clock away off in the town
|
685
|
+
go boomboomboomtwelve licks; and all still againstiller than
|
686
|
+
ever. Pretty soon I heard a twig snap down in the dark amongst the
|
687
|
+
treessomething was a stirring. I set still and listened. Directly I
|
688
|
+
could just barely hear a "me-yow! me-yow!" down there. That was good!
|
689
|
+
Says I, "me-yow! me-yow!" as soft as I could, and then I put out the
|
690
|
+
light and scrambled out of the window on to the shed. Then I slipped
|
691
|
+
down to the ground and crawled in among the trees, and, sure enough,
|
692
|
+
there was Tom Sawyer waiting for me.
|
693
|
+
|
694
|
+
|
695
|
+
|
696
|
+
|
697
|
+
CHAPTER II.
|
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|
+
|
699
|
+
WE went tiptoeing along a path amongst the trees back towards the end of
|
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|
+
the widow's garden, stooping down so as the branches wouldn't scrape our
|
701
|
+
heads. When we was passing by the kitchen I fell over a root and made
|
702
|
+
a noise. We scrouched down and laid still. Miss Watson's big nigger,
|
703
|
+
named Jim, was setting in the kitchen door; we could see him pretty
|
704
|
+
clear, because there was a light behind him. He got up and stretched
|
705
|
+
his neck out about a minute, listening. Then he says:
|
706
|
+
|
707
|
+
"Who dah?"
|
708
|
+
|
709
|
+
He listened some more; then he come tiptoeing down and stood right
|
710
|
+
between us; we could a touched him, nearly. Well, likely it was
|
711
|
+
minutes and minutes that there warn't a sound, and we all there so close
|
712
|
+
together. There was a place on my ankle that got to itching, but I
|
713
|
+
dasn't scratch it; and then my ear begun to itch; and next my back,
|
714
|
+
right between my shoulders. Seemed like I'd die if I couldn't scratch.
|
715
|
+
Well, I've noticed that thing plenty times since. If you are with
|
716
|
+
the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't
|
717
|
+
sleepyif you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why
|
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|
+
you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places. Pretty soon Jim
|
719
|
+
says:
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|
+
|
721
|
+
"Say, who is you? Whar is you? Dog my cats ef I didn' hear sumf'n.
|
722
|
+
Well, I know what I's gwyne to do: I's gwyne to set down here and
|
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|
+
listen tell I hears it agin."
|
724
|
+
|
725
|
+
So he set down on the ground betwixt me and Tom. He leaned his back up
|
726
|
+
against a tree, and stretched his legs out till one of them most touched
|
727
|
+
one of mine. My nose begun to itch. It itched till the tears come into
|
728
|
+
my eyes. But I dasn't scratch. Then it begun to itch on the inside.
|
729
|
+
Next I got to itching underneath. I didn't know how I was going to set
|
730
|
+
still. This miserableness went on as much as six or seven minutes; but
|
731
|
+
it seemed a sight longer than that. I was itching in eleven different
|
732
|
+
places now. I reckoned I couldn't stand it more'n a minute longer,
|
733
|
+
but I set my teeth hard and got ready to try. Just then Jim begun
|
734
|
+
to breathe heavy; next he begun to snoreand then I was pretty soon
|
735
|
+
comfortable again.
|
736
|
+
|
737
|
+
Tom he made a sign to mekind of a little noise with his mouthand we
|
738
|
+
went creeping away on our hands and knees. When we was ten foot off Tom
|
739
|
+
whispered to me, and wanted to tie Jim to the tree for fun. But I said
|
740
|
+
no; he might wake and make a disturbance, and then they'd find out I
|
741
|
+
warn't in. Then Tom said he hadn't got candles enough, and he would slip
|
742
|
+
in the kitchen and get some more. I didn't want him to try. I said Jim
|
743
|
+
might wake up and come. But Tom wanted to resk it; so we slid in there
|
744
|
+
and got three candles, and Tom laid five cents on the table for pay.
|
745
|
+
Then we got out, and I was in a sweat to get away; but nothing would do
|
746
|
+
Tom but he must crawl to where Jim was, on his hands and knees, and play
|
747
|
+
something on him. I waited, and it seemed a good while, everything was
|
748
|
+
so still and lonesome.
|
749
|
+
|
750
|
+
As soon as Tom was back we cut along the path, around the garden fence,
|
751
|
+
and by and by fetched up on the steep top of the hill the other side of
|
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|
+
the house. Tom said he slipped Jim's hat off of his head and hung it
|
753
|
+
on a limb right over him, and Jim stirred a little, but he didn't wake.
|
754
|
+
Afterwards Jim said the witches be witched him and put him in a trance,
|
755
|
+
and rode him all over the State, and then set him under the trees again,
|
756
|
+
and hung his hat on a limb to show who done it. And next time Jim told
|
757
|
+
it he said they rode him down to New Orleans; and, after that, every
|
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|
+
time he told it he spread it more and more, till by and by he said they
|
759
|
+
rode him all over the world, and tired him most to death, and his back
|
760
|
+
was all over saddle-boils. Jim was monstrous proud about it, and he
|
761
|
+
got so he wouldn't hardly notice the other niggers. Niggers would come
|
762
|
+
miles to hear Jim tell about it, and he was more looked up to than any
|
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|
+
nigger in that country. Strange niggers would stand with their mouths
|
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|
+
open and look him all over, same as if he was a wonder. Niggers is
|
765
|
+
always talking about witches in the dark by the kitchen fire; but
|
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|
+
whenever one was talking and letting on to know all about such things,
|
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|
+
Jim would happen in and say, "Hm! What you know 'bout witches?" and
|
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|
+
that nigger was corked up and had to take a back seat. Jim always kept
|
769
|
+
that five-center piece round his neck with a string, and said it was a
|
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|
+
charm the devil give to him with his own hands, and told him he could
|
771
|
+
cure anybody with it and fetch witches whenever he wanted to just by
|
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|
+
saying something to it; but he never told what it was he said to it.
|
773
|
+
Niggers would come from all around there and give Jim anything they
|
774
|
+
had, just for a sight of that five-center piece; but they wouldn't touch
|
775
|
+
it, because the devil had had his hands on it. Jim was most ruined for
|
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|
+
a servant, because he got stuck up on account of having seen the devil
|
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|
+
and been rode by witches.
|
778
|
+
|
779
|
+
Well, when Tom and me got to the edge of the hilltop we looked away down
|
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|
+
into the village and could see three or four lights twinkling, where
|
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|
+
there was sick folks, maybe; and the stars over us was sparkling ever
|
782
|
+
so fine; and down by the village was the river, a whole mile broad, and
|
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|
+
awful still and grand. We went down the hill and found Jo Harper and
|
784
|
+
Ben Rogers, and two or three more of the boys, hid in the old tanyard.
|
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|
+
So we unhitched a skiff and pulled down the river two mile and a half,
|
786
|
+
to the big scar on the hillside, and went ashore.
|
787
|
+
|
788
|
+
We went to a clump of bushes, and Tom made everybody swear to keep the
|
789
|
+
secret, and then showed them a hole in the hill, right in the thickest
|
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+
part of the bushes. Then we lit the candles, and crawled in on our
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hands and knees. We went about two hundred yards, and then the cave
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opened up. Tom poked about amongst the passages, and pretty soon ducked
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+
under a wall where you wouldn't a noticed that there was a hole. We
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+
went along a narrow place and got into a kind of room, all damp and
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+
sweaty and cold, and there we stopped. Tom says:
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+
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+
"Now, we'll start this band of robbers and call it Tom Sawyer's Gang.
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+
Everybody that wants to join has got to take an oath, and write his name
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in blood."
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800
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+
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Everybody was willing. So Tom got out a sheet of paper that he had
|
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+
wrote the oath on, and read it. It swore every boy to stick to the
|
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+
band, and never tell any of the secrets; and if anybody done anything to
|
804
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+
any boy in the band, whichever boy was ordered to kill that person and
|
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+
his family must do it, and he mustn't eat and he mustn't sleep till he
|
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+
had killed them and hacked a cross in their breasts, which was the sign
|
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+
of the band. And nobody that didn't belong to the band could use that
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+
mark, and if he did he must be sued; and if he done it again he must be
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+
killed. And if anybody that belonged to the band told the secrets, he
|
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+
must have his throat cut, and then have his carcass burnt up and the
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ashes scattered all around, and his name blotted off of the list with
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+
blood and never mentioned again by the gang, but have a curse put on it
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+
and be forgot forever.
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+
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+
Everybody said it was a real beautiful oath, and asked Tom if he got
|
816
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+
it out of his own head. He said, some of it, but the rest was out of
|
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+
pirate-books and robber-books, and every gang that was high-toned had
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+
it.
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819
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+
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+
Some thought it would be good to kill the _families_ of boys that told
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+
the secrets. Tom said it was a good idea, so he took a pencil and wrote
|
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|
+
it in. Then Ben Rogers says:
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823
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+
|
824
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+
"Here's Huck Finn, he hain't got no family; what you going to do 'bout
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+
him?"
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+
|
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+
"Well, hain't he got a father?" says Tom Sawyer.
|
828
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+
|
829
|
+
"Yes, he's got a father, but you can't never find him these days. He
|
830
|
+
used to lay drunk with the hogs in the tanyard, but he hain't been seen
|
831
|
+
in these parts for a year or more."
|
832
|
+
|
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|
+
They talked it over, and they was going to rule me out, because they
|
834
|
+
said every boy must have a family or somebody to kill, or else it
|
835
|
+
wouldn't be fair and square for the others. Well, nobody could think of
|
836
|
+
anything to doeverybody was stumped, and set still. I was most ready
|
837
|
+
to cry; but all at once I thought of a way, and so I offered them Miss
|
838
|
+
Watsonthey could kill her. Everybody said:
|
839
|
+
|
840
|
+
"Oh, she'll do. That's all right. Huck can come in."
|
841
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+
|
842
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+
Then they all stuck a pin in their fingers to get blood to sign with,
|
843
|
+
and I made my mark on the paper.
|
844
|
+
|
845
|
+
"Now," says Ben Rogers, "what's the line of business of this Gang?"
|
846
|
+
|
847
|
+
"Nothing only robbery and murder," Tom said.
|
848
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+
|
849
|
+
"But who are we going to rob?houses, or cattle, or"
|
850
|
+
|
851
|
+
"Stuff! stealing cattle and such things ain't robbery; it's burglary,"
|
852
|
+
says Tom Sawyer. "We ain't burglars. That ain't no sort of style. We
|
853
|
+
are highwaymen. We stop stages and carriages on the road, with masks
|
854
|
+
on, and kill the people and take their watches and money."
|
855
|
+
|
856
|
+
"Must we always kill the people?"
|
857
|
+
|
858
|
+
"Oh, certainly. It's best. Some authorities think different, but
|
859
|
+
mostly it's considered best to kill themexcept some that you bring to
|
860
|
+
the cave here, and keep them till they're ransomed."
|
861
|
+
|
862
|
+
"Ransomed? What's that?"
|
863
|
+
|
864
|
+
"I don't know. But that's what they do. I've seen it in books; and so
|
865
|
+
of course that's what we've got to do."
|
866
|
+
|
867
|
+
"But how can we do it if we don't know what it is?"
|
868
|
+
|
869
|
+
"Why, blame it all, we've _got_ to do it. Don't I tell you it's in the
|
870
|
+
books? Do you want to go to doing different from what's in the books,
|
871
|
+
and get things all muddled up?"
|
872
|
+
|
873
|
+
"Oh, that's all very fine to _say_, Tom Sawyer, but how in the nation
|
874
|
+
are these fellows going to be ransomed if we don't know how to do it
|
875
|
+
to them?that's the thing I want to get at. Now, what do you reckon it
|
876
|
+
is?"
|
877
|
+
|
878
|
+
"Well, I don't know. But per'aps if we keep them till they're ransomed,
|
879
|
+
it means that we keep them till they're dead."
|
880
|
+
|
881
|
+
"Now, that's something _like_. That'll answer. Why couldn't you said
|
882
|
+
that before? We'll keep them till they're ransomed to death; and a
|
883
|
+
bothersome lot they'll be, tooeating up everything, and always trying
|
884
|
+
to get loose."
|
885
|
+
|
886
|
+
"How you talk, Ben Rogers. How can they get loose when there's a guard
|
887
|
+
over them, ready to shoot them down if they move a peg?"
|
888
|
+
|
889
|
+
"A guard! Well, that _is_ good. So somebody's got to set up all night
|
890
|
+
and never get any sleep, just so as to watch them. I think that's
|
891
|
+
foolishness. Why can't a body take a club and ransom them as soon as
|
892
|
+
they get here?"
|
893
|
+
|
894
|
+
"Because it ain't in the books sothat's why. Now, Ben Rogers, do you
|
895
|
+
want to do things regular, or don't you?that's the idea. Don't you
|
896
|
+
reckon that the people that made the books knows what's the correct
|
897
|
+
thing to do? Do you reckon _you_ can learn 'em anything? Not by a good
|
898
|
+
deal. No, sir, we'll just go on and ransom them in the regular way."
|
899
|
+
|
900
|
+
"All right. I don't mind; but I say it's a fool way, anyhow. Say, do
|
901
|
+
we kill the women, too?"
|
902
|
+
|
903
|
+
"Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you I wouldn't let on. Kill
|
904
|
+
the women? No; nobody ever saw anything in the books like that. You
|
905
|
+
fetch them to the cave, and you're always as polite as pie to them;
|
906
|
+
and by and by they fall in love with you, and never want to go home any
|
907
|
+
more."
|
908
|
+
|
909
|
+
"Well, if that's the way I'm agreed, but I don't take no stock in it.
|
910
|
+
Mighty soon we'll have the cave so cluttered up with women, and fellows
|
911
|
+
waiting to be ransomed, that there won't be no place for the robbers.
|
912
|
+
But go ahead, I ain't got nothing to say."
|
913
|
+
|
914
|
+
Little Tommy Barnes was asleep now, and when they waked him up he was
|
915
|
+
scared, and cried, and said he wanted to go home to his ma, and didn't
|
916
|
+
want to be a robber any more.
|
917
|
+
|
918
|
+
So they all made fun of him, and called him cry-baby, and that made him
|
919
|
+
mad, and he said he would go straight and tell all the secrets. But
|
920
|
+
Tom give him five cents to keep quiet, and said we would all go home and
|
921
|
+
meet next week, and rob somebody and kill some people.
|
922
|
+
|
923
|
+
Ben Rogers said he couldn't get out much, only Sundays, and so he wanted
|
924
|
+
to begin next Sunday; but all the boys said it would be wicked to do it
|
925
|
+
on Sunday, and that settled the thing. They agreed to get together and
|
926
|
+
fix a day as soon as they could, and then we elected Tom Sawyer first
|
927
|
+
captain and Jo Harper second captain of the Gang, and so started home.
|
928
|
+
|
929
|
+
I clumb up the shed and crept into my window just before day was
|
930
|
+
breaking. My new clothes was all greased up and clayey, and I was
|
931
|
+
dog-tired.
|
932
|
+
|
933
|
+
|
934
|
+
|
935
|
+
|
936
|
+
CHAPTER III.
|
937
|
+
|
938
|
+
WELL, I got a good going-over in the morning from old Miss Watson on
|
939
|
+
account of my clothes; but the widow she didn't scold, but only cleaned
|
940
|
+
off the grease and clay, and looked so sorry that I thought I would
|
941
|
+
behave awhile if I could. Then Miss Watson she took me in the closet
|
942
|
+
and prayed, but nothing come of it. She told me to pray every day, and
|
943
|
+
whatever I asked for I would get it. But it warn't so. I tried it.
|
944
|
+
Once I got a fish-line, but no hooks. It warn't any good to me without
|
945
|
+
hooks. I tried for the hooks three or four times, but somehow I
|
946
|
+
couldn't make it work. By and by, one day, I asked Miss Watson to
|
947
|
+
try for me, but she said I was a fool. She never told me why, and I
|
948
|
+
couldn't make it out no way.
|
949
|
+
|
950
|
+
I set down one time back in the woods, and had a long think about it.
|
951
|
+
I says to myself, if a body can get anything they pray for, why don't
|
952
|
+
Deacon Winn get back the money he lost on pork? Why can't the widow get
|
953
|
+
back her silver snuffbox that was stole? Why can't Miss Watson fat up?
|
954
|
+
No, says I to my self, there ain't nothing in it. I went and told the
|
955
|
+
widow about it, and she said the thing a body could get by praying for
|
956
|
+
it was "spiritual gifts." This was too many for me, but she told me
|
957
|
+
what she meantI must help other people, and do everything I could for
|
958
|
+
other people, and look out for them all the time, and never think about
|
959
|
+
myself. This was including Miss Watson, as I took it. I went out in the
|
960
|
+
woods and turned it over in my mind a long time, but I couldn't see no
|
961
|
+
advantage about itexcept for the other people; so at last I reckoned
|
962
|
+
I wouldn't worry about it any more, but just let it go. Sometimes the
|
963
|
+
widow would take me one side and talk about Providence in a way to make
|
964
|
+
a body's mouth water; but maybe next day Miss Watson would take hold
|
965
|
+
and knock it all down again. I judged I could see that there was two
|
966
|
+
Providences, and a poor chap would stand considerable show with the
|
967
|
+
widow's Providence, but if Miss Watson's got him there warn't no help
|
968
|
+
for him any more. I thought it all out, and reckoned I would belong
|
969
|
+
to the widow's if he wanted me, though I couldn't make out how he was
|
970
|
+
a-going to be any better off then than what he was before, seeing I was
|
971
|
+
so ignorant, and so kind of low-down and ornery.
|
972
|
+
|
973
|
+
Pap he hadn't been seen for more than a year, and that was comfortable
|
974
|
+
for me; I didn't want to see him no more. He used to always whale me
|
975
|
+
when he was sober and could get his hands on me; though I used to take
|
976
|
+
to the woods most of the time when he was around. Well, about this time
|
977
|
+
he was found in the river drownded, about twelve mile above town, so
|
978
|
+
people said. They judged it was him, anyway; said this drownded man was
|
979
|
+
just his size, and was ragged, and had uncommon long hair, which was all
|
980
|
+
like pap; but they couldn't make nothing out of the face, because it had
|
981
|
+
been in the water so long it warn't much like a face at all. They said
|
982
|
+
he was floating on his back in the water. They took him and buried him
|
983
|
+
on the bank. But I warn't comfortable long, because I happened to think
|
984
|
+
of something. I knowed mighty well that a drownded man don't float on
|
985
|
+
his back, but on his face. So I knowed, then, that this warn't pap, but
|
986
|
+
a woman dressed up in a man's clothes. So I was uncomfortable again.
|
987
|
+
I judged the old man would turn up again by and by, though I wished he
|
988
|
+
wouldn't.
|
989
|
+
|
990
|
+
We played robber now and then about a month, and then I resigned. All
|
991
|
+
the boys did. We hadn't robbed nobody, hadn't killed any people, but
|
992
|
+
only just pretended. We used to hop out of the woods and go charging
|
993
|
+
down on hog-drivers and women in carts taking garden stuff to market,
|
994
|
+
but we never hived any of them. Tom Sawyer called the hogs "ingots,"
|
995
|
+
and he called the turnips and stuff "julery," and we would go to the
|
996
|
+
cave and powwow over what we had done, and how many people we had killed
|
997
|
+
and marked. But I couldn't see no profit in it. One time Tom sent a
|
998
|
+
boy to run about town with a blazing stick, which he called a slogan
|
999
|
+
(which was the sign for the Gang to get together), and then he said he
|
1000
|
+
had got secret news by his spies that next day a whole parcel of Spanish
|
1001
|
+
merchants and rich A-rabs was going to camp in Cave Hollow with two
|
1002
|
+
hundred elephants, and six hundred camels, and over a thousand "sumter"
|
1003
|
+
mules, all loaded down with di'monds, and they didn't have only a guard
|
1004
|
+
of four hundred soldiers, and so we would lay in ambuscade, as he called
|
1005
|
+
it, and kill the lot and scoop the things. He said we must slick up
|
1006
|
+
our swords and guns, and get ready. He never could go after even a
|
1007
|
+
turnip-cart but he must have the swords and guns all scoured up for it,
|
1008
|
+
though they was only lath and broomsticks, and you might scour at them
|
1009
|
+
till you rotted, and then they warn't worth a mouthful of ashes more
|
1010
|
+
than what they was before. I didn't believe we could lick such a crowd
|
1011
|
+
of Spaniards and A-rabs, but I wanted to see the camels and elephants,
|
1012
|
+
so I was on hand next day, Saturday, in the ambuscade; and when we got
|
1013
|
+
the word we rushed out of the woods and down the hill. But there warn't
|
1014
|
+
no Spaniards and A-rabs, and there warn't no camels nor no elephants.
|
1015
|
+
It warn't anything but a Sunday-school picnic, and only a primer-class
|
1016
|
+
at that. We busted it up, and chased the children up the hollow; but we
|
1017
|
+
never got anything but some doughnuts and jam, though Ben Rogers got
|
1018
|
+
a rag doll, and Jo Harper got a hymn-book and a tract; and then the
|
1019
|
+
teacher charged in, and made us drop everything and cut.
|
1020
|
+
|
1021
|
+
I didn't see no di'monds, and I told Tom Sawyer so. He said there was
|
1022
|
+
loads of them there, anyway; and he said there was A-rabs there, too,
|
1023
|
+
and elephants and things. I said, why couldn't we see them, then? He
|
1024
|
+
said if I warn't so ignorant, but had read a book called Don Quixote, I
|
1025
|
+
would know without asking. He said it was all done by enchantment. He
|
1026
|
+
said there was hundreds of soldiers there, and elephants and treasure,
|
1027
|
+
and so on, but we had enemies which he called magicians; and they had
|
1028
|
+
turned the whole thing into an infant Sunday-school, just out of spite.
|
1029
|
+
I said, all right; then the thing for us to do was to go for the
|
1030
|
+
magicians. Tom Sawyer said I was a numskull.
|
1031
|
+
|
1032
|
+
"Why," said he, "a magician could call up a lot of genies, and they
|
1033
|
+
would hash you up like nothing before you could say Jack Robinson. They
|
1034
|
+
are as tall as a tree and as big around as a church."
|
1035
|
+
|
1036
|
+
"Well," I says, "s'pose we got some genies to help _us_can't we lick
|
1037
|
+
the other crowd then?"
|
1038
|
+
|
1039
|
+
"How you going to get them?"
|
1040
|
+
|
1041
|
+
"I don't know. How do _they_ get them?"
|
1042
|
+
|
1043
|
+
"Why, they rub an old tin lamp or an iron ring, and then the genies
|
1044
|
+
come tearing in, with the thunder and lightning a-ripping around and the
|
1045
|
+
smoke a-rolling, and everything they're told to do they up and do it.
|
1046
|
+
They don't think nothing of pulling a shot-tower up by the roots, and
|
1047
|
+
belting a Sunday-school superintendent over the head with itor any
|
1048
|
+
other man."
|
1049
|
+
|
1050
|
+
"Who makes them tear around so?"
|
1051
|
+
|
1052
|
+
"Why, whoever rubs the lamp or the ring. They belong to whoever rubs
|
1053
|
+
the lamp or the ring, and they've got to do whatever he says. If he
|
1054
|
+
tells them to build a palace forty miles long out of di'monds, and fill
|
1055
|
+
it full of chewing-gum, or whatever you want, and fetch an emperor's
|
1056
|
+
daughter from China for you to marry, they've got to do itand they've
|
1057
|
+
got to do it before sun-up next morning, too. And more: they've got
|
1058
|
+
to waltz that palace around over the country wherever you want it, you
|
1059
|
+
understand."
|
1060
|
+
|
1061
|
+
"Well," says I, "I think they are a pack of flat-heads for not keeping
|
1062
|
+
the palace themselves 'stead of fooling them away like that. And what's
|
1063
|
+
moreif I was one of them I would see a man in Jericho before I would
|
1064
|
+
drop my business and come to him for the rubbing of an old tin lamp."
|
1065
|
+
|
1066
|
+
"How you talk, Huck Finn. Why, you'd _have_ to come when he rubbed it,
|
1067
|
+
whether you wanted to or not."
|
1068
|
+
|
1069
|
+
"What! and I as high as a tree and as big as a church? All right, then;
|
1070
|
+
I _would_ come; but I lay I'd make that man climb the highest tree there
|
1071
|
+
was in the country."
|
1072
|
+
|
1073
|
+
"Shucks, it ain't no use to talk to you, Huck Finn. You don't seem to
|
1074
|
+
know anything, somehowperfect saphead."
|
1075
|
+
|
1076
|
+
I thought all this over for two or three days, and then I reckoned I
|
1077
|
+
would see if there was anything in it. I got an old tin lamp and an
|
1078
|
+
iron ring, and went out in the woods and rubbed and rubbed till I sweat
|
1079
|
+
like an Injun, calculating to build a palace and sell it; but it warn't
|
1080
|
+
no use, none of the genies come. So then I judged that all that stuff
|
1081
|
+
was only just one of Tom Sawyer's lies. I reckoned he believed in the
|
1082
|
+
A-rabs and the elephants, but as for me I think different. It had all
|
1083
|
+
the marks of a Sunday-school.
|
1084
|
+
|
1085
|
+
|
1086
|
+
|
1087
|
+
|
1088
|
+
CHAPTER IV.
|
1089
|
+
|
1090
|
+
WELL, three or four months run along, and it was well into the winter
|
1091
|
+
now. I had been to school most all the time and could spell and read and
|
1092
|
+
write just a little, and could say the multiplication table up to six
|
1093
|
+
times seven is thirty-five, and I don't reckon I could ever get any
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+
further than that if I was to live forever. I don't take no stock in
|
1095
|
+
mathematics, anyway.
|
1096
|
+
|
1097
|
+
At first I hated the school, but by and by I got so I could stand it.
|
1098
|
+
Whenever I got uncommon tired I played hookey, and the hiding I got next
|
1099
|
+
day done me good and cheered me up. So the longer I went to school the
|
1100
|
+
easier it got to be. I was getting sort of used to the widow's ways,
|
1101
|
+
too, and they warn't so raspy on me. Living in a house and sleeping in
|
1102
|
+
a bed pulled on me pretty tight mostly, but before the cold weather I
|
1103
|
+
used to slide out and sleep in the woods sometimes, and so that was a
|
1104
|
+
rest to me. I liked the old ways best, but I was getting so I liked the
|
1105
|
+
new ones, too, a little bit. The widow said I was coming along slow but
|
1106
|
+
sure, and doing very satisfactory. She said she warn't ashamed of me.
|
1107
|
+
|
1108
|
+
One morning I happened to turn over the salt-cellar at breakfast.
|
1109
|
+
I reached for some of it as quick as I could to throw over my left
|
1110
|
+
shoulder and keep off the bad luck, but Miss Watson was in ahead of me,
|
1111
|
+
and crossed me off. She says, "Take your hands away, Huckleberry; what
|
1112
|
+
a mess you are always making!" The widow put in a good word for me, but
|
1113
|
+
that warn't going to keep off the bad luck, I knowed that well enough.
|
1114
|
+
I started out, after breakfast, feeling worried and shaky, and
|
1115
|
+
wondering where it was going to fall on me, and what it was going to be.
|
1116
|
+
There is ways to keep off some kinds of bad luck, but this wasn't one
|
1117
|
+
of them kind; so I never tried to do anything, but just poked along
|
1118
|
+
low-spirited and on the watch-out.
|
1119
|
+
|
1120
|
+
I went down to the front garden and clumb over the stile where you go
|
1121
|
+
through the high board fence. There was an inch of new snow on the
|
1122
|
+
ground, and I seen somebody's tracks. They had come up from the quarry
|
1123
|
+
and stood around the stile a while, and then went on around the garden
|
1124
|
+
fence. It was funny they hadn't come in, after standing around so. I
|
1125
|
+
couldn't make it out. It was very curious, somehow. I was going to
|
1126
|
+
follow around, but I stooped down to look at the tracks first. I didn't
|
1127
|
+
notice anything at first, but next I did. There was a cross in the left
|
1128
|
+
boot-heel made with big nails, to keep off the devil.
|
1129
|
+
|
1130
|
+
I was up in a second and shinning down the hill. I looked over my
|
1131
|
+
shoulder every now and then, but I didn't see nobody. I was at Judge
|
1132
|
+
Thatcher's as quick as I could get there. He said:
|
1133
|
+
|
1134
|
+
"Why, my boy, you are all out of breath. Did you come for your
|
1135
|
+
interest?"
|
1136
|
+
|
1137
|
+
"No, sir," I says; "is there some for me?"
|
1138
|
+
|
1139
|
+
"Oh, yes, a half-yearly is in last nightover a hundred and fifty
|
1140
|
+
dollars. Quite a fortune for you. You had better let me invest it
|
1141
|
+
along with your six thousand, because if you take it you'll spend it."
|
1142
|
+
|
1143
|
+
"No, sir," I says, "I don't want to spend it. I don't want it at
|
1144
|
+
allnor the six thousand, nuther. I want you to take it; I want to give
|
1145
|
+
it to youthe six thousand and all."
|
1146
|
+
|
1147
|
+
He looked surprised. He couldn't seem to make it out. He says:
|
1148
|
+
|
1149
|
+
"Why, what can you mean, my boy?"
|
1150
|
+
|
1151
|
+
I says, "Don't you ask me no questions about it, please. You'll take
|
1152
|
+
itwon't you?"
|
1153
|
+
|
1154
|
+
He says:
|
1155
|
+
|
1156
|
+
"Well, I'm puzzled. Is something the matter?"
|
1157
|
+
|
1158
|
+
"Please take it," says I, "and don't ask me nothingthen I won't have to
|
1159
|
+
tell no lies."
|
1160
|
+
|
1161
|
+
He studied a while, and then he says:
|
1162
|
+
|
1163
|
+
"Oho-o! I think I see. You want to _sell_ all your property to menot
|
1164
|
+
give it. That's the correct idea."
|
1165
|
+
|
1166
|
+
Then he wrote something on a paper and read it over, and says:
|
1167
|
+
|
1168
|
+
"There; you see it says 'for a consideration.' That means I have bought
|
1169
|
+
it of you and paid you for it. Here's a dollar for you. Now you sign
|
1170
|
+
it."
|
1171
|
+
|
1172
|
+
So I signed it, and left.
|
1173
|
+
|
1174
|
+
Miss Watson's nigger, Jim, had a hair-ball as big as your fist, which
|
1175
|
+
had been took out of the fourth stomach of an ox, and he used to do
|
1176
|
+
magic with it. He said there was a spirit inside of it, and it knowed
|
1177
|
+
everything. So I went to him that night and told him pap was here
|
1178
|
+
again, for I found his tracks in the snow. What I wanted to know was,
|
1179
|
+
what he was going to do, and was he going to stay? Jim got out his
|
1180
|
+
hair-ball and said something over it, and then he held it up and dropped
|
1181
|
+
it on the floor. It fell pretty solid, and only rolled about an inch.
|
1182
|
+
Jim tried it again, and then another time, and it acted just the same.
|
1183
|
+
Jim got down on his knees, and put his ear against it and listened.
|
1184
|
+
But it warn't no use; he said it wouldn't talk. He said sometimes it
|
1185
|
+
wouldn't talk without money. I told him I had an old slick counterfeit
|
1186
|
+
quarter that warn't no good because the brass showed through the silver
|
1187
|
+
a little, and it wouldn't pass nohow, even if the brass didn't show,
|
1188
|
+
because it was so slick it felt greasy, and so that would tell on it
|
1189
|
+
every time. (I reckoned I wouldn't say nothing about the dollar I got
|
1190
|
+
from the judge.) I said it was pretty bad money, but maybe the hair-ball
|
1191
|
+
would take it, because maybe it wouldn't know the difference. Jim smelt
|
1192
|
+
it and bit it and rubbed it, and said he would manage so the hair-ball
|
1193
|
+
would think it was good. He said he would split open a raw Irish potato
|
1194
|
+
and stick the quarter in between and keep it there all night, and next
|
1195
|
+
morning you couldn't see no brass, and it wouldn't feel greasy no more,
|
1196
|
+
and so anybody in town would take it in a minute, let alone a hair-ball.
|
1197
|
+
Well, I knowed a potato would do that before, but I had forgot it.
|
1198
|
+
|
1199
|
+
Jim put the quarter under the hair-ball, and got down and listened
|
1200
|
+
again. This time he said the hair-ball was all right. He said it
|
1201
|
+
would tell my whole fortune if I wanted it to. I says, go on. So the
|
1202
|
+
hair-ball talked to Jim, and Jim told it to me. He says:
|
1203
|
+
|
1204
|
+
"Yo' ole father doan' know yit what he's a-gwyne to do. Sometimes he
|
1205
|
+
spec he'll go 'way, en den agin he spec he'll stay. De bes' way is to
|
1206
|
+
res' easy en let de ole man take his own way. Dey's two angels hoverin'
|
1207
|
+
roun' 'bout him. One uv 'em is white en shiny, en t'other one is black.
|
1208
|
+
De white one gits him to go right a little while, den de black one sail
|
1209
|
+
in en bust it all up. A body can't tell yit which one gwyne to fetch
|
1210
|
+
him at de las'. But you is all right. You gwyne to have considable
|
1211
|
+
trouble in yo' life, en considable joy. Sometimes you gwyne to git
|
1212
|
+
hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne
|
1213
|
+
to git well agin. Dey's two gals flyin' 'bout you in yo' life. One
|
1214
|
+
uv 'em's light en t'other one is dark. One is rich en t'other is po'.
|
1215
|
+
You's gwyne to marry de po' one fust en de rich one by en by. You
|
1216
|
+
wants to keep 'way fum de water as much as you kin, en don't run no
|
1217
|
+
resk, 'kase it's down in de bills dat you's gwyne to git hung."
|
1218
|
+
|
1219
|
+
When I lit my candle and went up to my room that night there sat pap his
|
1220
|
+
own self!
|
1221
|
+
|
1222
|
+
|
1223
|
+
|
1224
|
+
|
1225
|
+
CHAPTER V.
|
1226
|
+
|
1227
|
+
I had shut the door to. Then I turned around and there he was. I used
|
1228
|
+
to be scared of him all the time, he tanned me so much. I reckoned I
|
1229
|
+
was scared now, too; but in a minute I see I was mistakenthat is, after
|
1230
|
+
the first jolt, as you may say, when my breath sort of hitched, he being
|
1231
|
+
so unexpected; but right away after I see I warn't scared of him worth
|
1232
|
+
bothring about.
|
1233
|
+
|
1234
|
+
He was most fifty, and he looked it. His hair was long and tangled and
|
1235
|
+
greasy, and hung down, and you could see his eyes shining through
|
1236
|
+
like he was behind vines. It was all black, no gray; so was his long,
|
1237
|
+
mixed-up whiskers. There warn't no color in his face, where his face
|
1238
|
+
showed; it was white; not like another man's white, but a white to make
|
1239
|
+
a body sick, a white to make a body's flesh crawla tree-toad white, a
|
1240
|
+
fish-belly white. As for his clothesjust rags, that was all. He had
|
1241
|
+
one ankle resting on t'other knee; the boot on that foot was busted, and
|
1242
|
+
two of his toes stuck through, and he worked them now and then. His hat
|
1243
|
+
was laying on the flooran old black slouch with the top caved in, like
|
1244
|
+
a lid.
|
1245
|
+
|
1246
|
+
I stood a-looking at him; he set there a-looking at me, with his chair
|
1247
|
+
tilted back a little. I set the candle down. I noticed the window was
|
1248
|
+
up; so he had clumb in by the shed. He kept a-looking me all over. By
|
1249
|
+
and by he says:
|
1250
|
+
|
1251
|
+
"Starchy clothesvery. You think you're a good deal of a big-bug,
|
1252
|
+
_don't_ you?"
|
1253
|
+
|
1254
|
+
"Maybe I am, maybe I ain't," I says.
|
1255
|
+
|
1256
|
+
"Don't you give me none o' your lip," says he. "You've put on
|
1257
|
+
considerable many frills since I been away. I'll take you down a peg
|
1258
|
+
before I get done with you. You're educated, too, they saycan read and
|
1259
|
+
write. You think you're better'n your father, now, don't you, because
|
1260
|
+
he can't? _I'll_ take it out of you. Who told you you might meddle
|
1261
|
+
with such hifalut'n foolishness, hey?who told you you could?"
|
1262
|
+
|
1263
|
+
"The widow. She told me."
|
1264
|
+
|
1265
|
+
"The widow, hey?and who told the widow she could put in her shovel
|
1266
|
+
about a thing that ain't none of her business?"
|
1267
|
+
|
1268
|
+
"Nobody never told her."
|
1269
|
+
|
1270
|
+
"Well, I'll learn her how to meddle. And looky hereyou drop that
|
1271
|
+
school, you hear? I'll learn people to bring up a boy to put on airs
|
1272
|
+
over his own father and let on to be better'n what _he_ is. You lemme
|
1273
|
+
catch you fooling around that school again, you hear? Your mother
|
1274
|
+
couldn't read, and she couldn't write, nuther, before she died. None
|
1275
|
+
of the family couldn't before _they_ died. I can't; and here you're
|
1276
|
+
a-swelling yourself up like this. I ain't the man to stand ityou hear?
|
1277
|
+
Say, lemme hear you read."
|
1278
|
+
|
1279
|
+
I took up a book and begun something about General Washington and the
|
1280
|
+
wars. When I'd read about a half a minute, he fetched the book a whack
|
1281
|
+
with his hand and knocked it across the house. He says:
|
1282
|
+
|
1283
|
+
"It's so. You can do it. I had my doubts when you told me. Now looky
|
1284
|
+
here; you stop that putting on frills. I won't have it. I'll lay for
|
1285
|
+
you, my smarty; and if I catch you about that school I'll tan you good.
|
1286
|
+
First you know you'll get religion, too. I never see such a son."
|
1287
|
+
|
1288
|
+
He took up a little blue and yaller picture of some cows and a boy, and
|
1289
|
+
says:
|
1290
|
+
|
1291
|
+
"What's this?"
|
1292
|
+
|
1293
|
+
"It's something they give me for learning my lessons good."
|
1294
|
+
|
1295
|
+
He tore it up, and says:
|
1296
|
+
|
1297
|
+
"I'll give you something betterI'll give you a cowhide."
|
1298
|
+
|
1299
|
+
He set there a-mumbling and a-growling a minute, and then he says:
|
1300
|
+
|
1301
|
+
"_Ain't_ you a sweet-scented dandy, though? A bed; and bedclothes; and
|
1302
|
+
a look'n'-glass; and a piece of carpet on the floorand your own father
|
1303
|
+
got to sleep with the hogs in the tanyard. I never see such a son. I
|
1304
|
+
bet I'll take some o' these frills out o' you before I'm done with you.
|
1305
|
+
Why, there ain't no end to your airsthey say you're rich. Hey?how's
|
1306
|
+
that?"
|
1307
|
+
|
1308
|
+
"They liethat's how."
|
1309
|
+
|
1310
|
+
"Looky heremind how you talk to me; I'm a-standing about all I can
|
1311
|
+
stand nowso don't gimme no sass. I've been in town two days, and I
|
1312
|
+
hain't heard nothing but about you bein' rich. I heard about it
|
1313
|
+
away down the river, too. That's why I come. You git me that money
|
1314
|
+
to-morrowI want it."
|
1315
|
+
|
1316
|
+
"I hain't got no money."
|
1317
|
+
|
1318
|
+
"It's a lie. Judge Thatcher's got it. You git it. I want it."
|
1319
|
+
|
1320
|
+
"I hain't got no money, I tell you. You ask Judge Thatcher; he'll tell
|
1321
|
+
you the same."
|
1322
|
+
|
1323
|
+
"All right. I'll ask him; and I'll make him pungle, too, or I'll know
|
1324
|
+
the reason why. Say, how much you got in your pocket? I want it."
|
1325
|
+
|
1326
|
+
"I hain't got only a dollar, and I want that to"
|
1327
|
+
|
1328
|
+
"It don't make no difference what you want it foryou just shell it
|
1329
|
+
out."
|
1330
|
+
|
1331
|
+
He took it and bit it to see if it was good, and then he said he was
|
1332
|
+
going down town to get some whisky; said he hadn't had a drink all day.
|
1333
|
+
When he had got out on the shed he put his head in again, and cussed
|
1334
|
+
me for putting on frills and trying to be better than him; and when I
|
1335
|
+
reckoned he was gone he come back and put his head in again, and told me
|
1336
|
+
to mind about that school, because he was going to lay for me and lick
|
1337
|
+
me if I didn't drop that.
|
1338
|
+
|
1339
|
+
Next day he was drunk, and he went to Judge Thatcher's and bullyragged
|
1340
|
+
him, and tried to make him give up the money; but he couldn't, and then
|
1341
|
+
he swore he'd make the law force him.
|
1342
|
+
|
1343
|
+
The judge and the widow went to law to get the court to take me away
|
1344
|
+
from him and let one of them be my guardian; but it was a new judge that
|
1345
|
+
had just come, and he didn't know the old man; so he said courts mustn't
|
1346
|
+
interfere and separate families if they could help it; said he'd druther
|
1347
|
+
not take a child away from its father. So Judge Thatcher and the widow
|
1348
|
+
had to quit on the business.
|
1349
|
+
|
1350
|
+
That pleased the old man till he couldn't rest. He said he'd cowhide
|
1351
|
+
me till I was black and blue if I didn't raise some money for him. I
|
1352
|
+
borrowed three dollars from Judge Thatcher, and pap took it and got
|
1353
|
+
drunk, and went a-blowing around and cussing and whooping and carrying
|
1354
|
+
on; and he kept it up all over town, with a tin pan, till most midnight;
|
1355
|
+
then they jailed him, and next day they had him before court, and jailed
|
1356
|
+
him again for a week. But he said _he_ was satisfied; said he was boss
|
1357
|
+
of his son, and he'd make it warm for _him_.
|
1358
|
+
|
1359
|
+
When he got out the new judge said he was a-going to make a man of him.
|
1360
|
+
So he took him to his own house, and dressed him up clean and nice, and
|
1361
|
+
had him to breakfast and dinner and supper with the family, and was just
|
1362
|
+
old pie to him, so to speak. And after supper he talked to him about
|
1363
|
+
temperance and such things till the old man cried, and said he'd been
|
1364
|
+
a fool, and fooled away his life; but now he was a-going to turn over
|
1365
|
+
a new leaf and be a man nobody wouldn't be ashamed of, and he hoped the
|
1366
|
+
judge would help him and not look down on him. The judge said he could
|
1367
|
+
hug him for them words; so he cried, and his wife she cried again; pap
|
1368
|
+
said he'd been a man that had always been misunderstood before, and the
|
1369
|
+
judge said he believed it. The old man said that what a man wanted
|
1370
|
+
that was down was sympathy, and the judge said it was so; so they cried
|
1371
|
+
again. And when it was bedtime the old man rose up and held out his
|
1372
|
+
hand, and says:
|
1373
|
+
|
1374
|
+
"Look at it, gentlemen and ladies all; take a-hold of it; shake it.
|
1375
|
+
There's a hand that was the hand of a hog; but it ain't so no more; it's
|
1376
|
+
the hand of a man that's started in on a new life, and'll die before
|
1377
|
+
he'll go back. You mark them wordsdon't forget I said them. It's a
|
1378
|
+
clean hand now; shake itdon't be afeard."
|
1379
|
+
|
1380
|
+
So they shook it, one after the other, all around, and cried. The
|
1381
|
+
judge's wife she kissed it. Then the old man he signed a pledgemade
|
1382
|
+
his mark. The judge said it was the holiest time on record, or something
|
1383
|
+
like that. Then they tucked the old man into a beautiful room, which was
|
1384
|
+
the spare room, and in the night some time he got powerful thirsty and
|
1385
|
+
clumb out on to the porch-roof and slid down a stanchion and traded his
|
1386
|
+
new coat for a jug of forty-rod, and clumb back again and had a good old
|
1387
|
+
time; and towards daylight he crawled out again, drunk as a fiddler, and
|
1388
|
+
rolled off the porch and broke his left arm in two places, and was most
|
1389
|
+
froze to death when somebody found him after sun-up. And when they come
|
1390
|
+
to look at that spare room they had to take soundings before they could
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1391
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navigate it.
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1392
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+
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1393
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+
The judge he felt kind of sore. He said he reckoned a body could reform
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1394
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+
the old man with a shotgun, maybe, but he didn't know no other way.
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1395
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+
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1396
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+
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1397
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+
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1398
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+
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1399
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+
CHAPTER VI.
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1400
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1401
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+
WELL, pretty soon the old man was up and around again, and then he went
|
1402
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+
for Judge Thatcher in the courts to make him give up that money, and he
|
1403
|
+
went for me, too, for not stopping school. He catched me a couple of
|
1404
|
+
times and thrashed me, but I went to school just the same, and dodged
|
1405
|
+
him or outrun him most of the time. I didn't want to go to school much
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1406
|
+
before, but I reckoned I'd go now to spite pap. That law trial was a
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1407
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+
slow businessappeared like they warn't ever going to get started on it;
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1408
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+
so every now and then I'd borrow two or three dollars off of the judge
|
1409
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+
for him, to keep from getting a cowhiding. Every time he got money he
|
1410
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+
got drunk; and every time he got drunk he raised Cain around town; and
|
1411
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+
every time he raised Cain he got jailed. He was just suitedthis kind
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1412
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+
of thing was right in his line.
|
1413
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+
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1414
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+
He got to hanging around the widow's too much and so she told him at
|
1415
|
+
last that if he didn't quit using around there she would make trouble
|
1416
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+
for him. Well, _wasn't_ he mad? He said he would show who was Huck
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1417
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+
Finn's boss. So he watched out for me one day in the spring, and
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1418
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+
catched me, and took me up the river about three mile in a skiff, and
|
1419
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+
crossed over to the Illinois shore where it was woody and there warn't
|
1420
|
+
no houses but an old log hut in a place where the timber was so thick
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1421
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+
you couldn't find it if you didn't know where it was.
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1422
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+
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1423
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+
He kept me with him all the time, and I never got a chance to run off.
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1424
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+
We lived in that old cabin, and he always locked the door and put the
|
1425
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+
key under his head nights. He had a gun which he had stole, I reckon,
|
1426
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+
and we fished and hunted, and that was what we lived on. Every little
|
1427
|
+
while he locked me in and went down to the store, three miles, to the
|
1428
|
+
ferry, and traded fish and game for whisky, and fetched it home and got
|
1429
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+
drunk and had a good time, and licked me. The widow she found out where
|
1430
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+
I was by and by, and she sent a man over to try to get hold of me; but
|
1431
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+
pap drove him off with the gun, and it warn't long after that till I was
|
1432
|
+
used to being where I was, and liked itall but the cowhide part.
|
1433
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+
|
1434
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+
It was kind of lazy and jolly, laying off comfortable all day, smoking
|
1435
|
+
and fishing, and no books nor study. Two months or more run along, and
|
1436
|
+
my clothes got to be all rags and dirt, and I didn't see how I'd ever
|
1437
|
+
got to like it so well at the widow's, where you had to wash, and eat on
|
1438
|
+
a plate, and comb up, and go to bed and get up regular, and be forever
|
1439
|
+
bothering over a book, and have old Miss Watson pecking at you all the
|
1440
|
+
time. I didn't want to go back no more. I had stopped cussing, because
|
1441
|
+
the widow didn't like it; but now I took to it again because pap hadn't
|
1442
|
+
no objections. It was pretty good times up in the woods there, take it
|
1443
|
+
all around.
|
1444
|
+
|
1445
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+
But by and by pap got too handy with his hick'ry, and I couldn't stand
|
1446
|
+
it. I was all over welts. He got to going away so much, too, and
|
1447
|
+
locking me in. Once he locked me in and was gone three days. It was
|
1448
|
+
dreadful lonesome. I judged he had got drownded, and I wasn't ever
|
1449
|
+
going to get out any more. I was scared. I made up my mind I would fix
|
1450
|
+
up some way to leave there. I had tried to get out of that cabin many
|
1451
|
+
a time, but I couldn't find no way. There warn't a window to it big
|
1452
|
+
enough for a dog to get through. I couldn't get up the chimbly; it
|
1453
|
+
was too narrow. The door was thick, solid oak slabs. Pap was pretty
|
1454
|
+
careful not to leave a knife or anything in the cabin when he was away;
|
1455
|
+
I reckon I had hunted the place over as much as a hundred times; well, I
|
1456
|
+
was most all the time at it, because it was about the only way to put in
|
1457
|
+
the time. But this time I found something at last; I found an old rusty
|
1458
|
+
wood-saw without any handle; it was laid in between a rafter and the
|
1459
|
+
clapboards of the roof. I greased it up and went to work. There was an
|
1460
|
+
old horse-blanket nailed against the logs at the far end of the cabin
|
1461
|
+
behind the table, to keep the wind from blowing through the chinks and
|
1462
|
+
putting the candle out. I got under the table and raised the blanket,
|
1463
|
+
and went to work to saw a section of the big bottom log outbig enough
|
1464
|
+
to let me through. Well, it was a good long job, but I was getting
|
1465
|
+
towards the end of it when I heard pap's gun in the woods. I got rid of
|
1466
|
+
the signs of my work, and dropped the blanket and hid my saw, and pretty
|
1467
|
+
soon pap come in.
|
1468
|
+
|
1469
|
+
Pap warn't in a good humorso he was his natural self. He said he was
|
1470
|
+
down town, and everything was going wrong. His lawyer said he reckoned
|
1471
|
+
he would win his lawsuit and get the money if they ever got started on
|
1472
|
+
the trial; but then there was ways to put it off a long time, and Judge
|
1473
|
+
Thatcher knowed how to do it. And he said people allowed there'd be
|
1474
|
+
another trial to get me away from him and give me to the widow for my
|
1475
|
+
guardian, and they guessed it would win this time. This shook me up
|
1476
|
+
considerable, because I didn't want to go back to the widow's any more
|
1477
|
+
and be so cramped up and sivilized, as they called it. Then the old man
|
1478
|
+
got to cussing, and cussed everything and everybody he could think of,
|
1479
|
+
and then cussed them all over again to make sure he hadn't skipped any,
|
1480
|
+
and after that he polished off with a kind of a general cuss all round,
|
1481
|
+
including a considerable parcel of people which he didn't know the names
|
1482
|
+
of, and so called them what's-his-name when he got to them, and went
|
1483
|
+
right along with his cussing.
|
1484
|
+
|
1485
|
+
He said he would like to see the widow get me. He said he would watch
|
1486
|
+
out, and if they tried to come any such game on him he knowed of a place
|
1487
|
+
six or seven mile off to stow me in, where they might hunt till they
|
1488
|
+
dropped and they couldn't find me. That made me pretty uneasy again,
|
1489
|
+
but only for a minute; I reckoned I wouldn't stay on hand till he got
|
1490
|
+
that chance.
|
1491
|
+
|
1492
|
+
The old man made me go to the skiff and fetch the things he had
|
1493
|
+
got. There was a fifty-pound sack of corn meal, and a side of bacon,
|
1494
|
+
ammunition, and a four-gallon jug of whisky, and an old book and two
|
1495
|
+
newspapers for wadding, besides some tow. I toted up a load, and went
|
1496
|
+
back and set down on the bow of the skiff to rest. I thought it all
|
1497
|
+
over, and I reckoned I would walk off with the gun and some lines, and
|
1498
|
+
take to the woods when I run away. I guessed I wouldn't stay in one
|
1499
|
+
place, but just tramp right across the country, mostly night times, and
|
1500
|
+
hunt and fish to keep alive, and so get so far away that the old man nor
|
1501
|
+
the widow couldn't ever find me any more. I judged I would saw out and
|
1502
|
+
leave that night if pap got drunk enough, and I reckoned he would. I
|
1503
|
+
got so full of it I didn't notice how long I was staying till the old
|
1504
|
+
man hollered and asked me whether I was asleep or drownded.
|
1505
|
+
|
1506
|
+
I got the things all up to the cabin, and then it was about dark. While
|
1507
|
+
I was cooking supper the old man took a swig or two and got sort of
|
1508
|
+
warmed up, and went to ripping again. He had been drunk over in town,
|
1509
|
+
and laid in the gutter all night, and he was a sight to look at. A body
|
1510
|
+
would a thought he was Adamhe was just all mud. Whenever his liquor
|
1511
|
+
begun to work he most always went for the govment, this time he says:
|
1512
|
+
|
1513
|
+
"Call this a govment! why, just look at it and see what it's like.
|
1514
|
+
Here's the law a-standing ready to take a man's son away from hima
|
1515
|
+
man's own son, which he has had all the trouble and all the anxiety
|
1516
|
+
and all the expense of raising. Yes, just as that man has got that
|
1517
|
+
son raised at last, and ready to go to work and begin to do suthin' for
|
1518
|
+
_him_ and give him a rest, the law up and goes for him. And they call
|
1519
|
+
_that_ govment! That ain't all, nuther. The law backs that old Judge
|
1520
|
+
Thatcher up and helps him to keep me out o' my property. Here's what
|
1521
|
+
the law does: The law takes a man worth six thousand dollars and
|
1522
|
+
up'ards, and jams him into an old trap of a cabin like this, and lets
|
1523
|
+
him go round in clothes that ain't fitten for a hog. They call that
|
1524
|
+
govment! A man can't get his rights in a govment like this. Sometimes
|
1525
|
+
I've a mighty notion to just leave the country for good and all. Yes,
|
1526
|
+
and I _told_ 'em so; I told old Thatcher so to his face. Lots of 'em
|
1527
|
+
heard me, and can tell what I said. Says I, for two cents I'd leave the
|
1528
|
+
blamed country and never come a-near it agin. Them's the very words. I
|
1529
|
+
says look at my hatif you call it a hatbut the lid raises up and the
|
1530
|
+
rest of it goes down till it's below my chin, and then it ain't rightly
|
1531
|
+
a hat at all, but more like my head was shoved up through a jint o'
|
1532
|
+
stove-pipe. Look at it, says Isuch a hat for me to wearone of the
|
1533
|
+
wealthiest men in this town if I could git my rights.
|
1534
|
+
|
1535
|
+
"Oh, yes, this is a wonderful govment, wonderful. Why, looky here.
|
1536
|
+
There was a free nigger there from Ohioa mulatter, most as white as
|
1537
|
+
a white man. He had the whitest shirt on you ever see, too, and the
|
1538
|
+
shiniest hat; and there ain't a man in that town that's got as fine
|
1539
|
+
clothes as what he had; and he had a gold watch and chain, and a
|
1540
|
+
silver-headed canethe awfulest old gray-headed nabob in the State. And
|
1541
|
+
what do you think? They said he was a p'fessor in a college, and could
|
1542
|
+
talk all kinds of languages, and knowed everything. And that ain't the
|
1543
|
+
wust. They said he could _vote_ when he was at home. Well, that let me
|
1544
|
+
out. Thinks I, what is the country a-coming to? It was 'lection day,
|
1545
|
+
and I was just about to go and vote myself if I warn't too drunk to get
|
1546
|
+
there; but when they told me there was a State in this country where
|
1547
|
+
they'd let that nigger vote, I drawed out. I says I'll never vote agin.
|
1548
|
+
Them's the very words I said; they all heard me; and the country may
|
1549
|
+
rot for all meI'll never vote agin as long as I live. And to see the
|
1550
|
+
cool way of that niggerwhy, he wouldn't a give me the road if I hadn't
|
1551
|
+
shoved him out o' the way. I says to the people, why ain't this nigger
|
1552
|
+
put up at auction and sold?that's what I want to know. And what do you
|
1553
|
+
reckon they said? Why, they said he couldn't be sold till he'd been in
|
1554
|
+
the State six months, and he hadn't been there that long yet. There,
|
1555
|
+
nowthat's a specimen. They call that a govment that can't sell a free
|
1556
|
+
nigger till he's been in the State six months. Here's a govment that
|
1557
|
+
calls itself a govment, and lets on to be a govment, and thinks it is a
|
1558
|
+
govment, and yet's got to set stock-still for six whole months before
|
1559
|
+
it can take a hold of a prowling, thieving, infernal, white-shirted free
|
1560
|
+
nigger, and"
|
1561
|
+
|
1562
|
+
Pap was agoing on so he never noticed where his old limber legs was
|
1563
|
+
taking him to, so he went head over heels over the tub of salt pork and
|
1564
|
+
barked both shins, and the rest of his speech was all the hottest kind
|
1565
|
+
of languagemostly hove at the nigger and the govment, though he give
|
1566
|
+
the tub some, too, all along, here and there. He hopped around the
|
1567
|
+
cabin considerable, first on one leg and then on the other, holding
|
1568
|
+
first one shin and then the other one, and at last he let out with his
|
1569
|
+
left foot all of a sudden and fetched the tub a rattling kick. But it
|
1570
|
+
warn't good judgment, because that was the boot that had a couple of his
|
1571
|
+
toes leaking out of the front end of it; so now he raised a howl that
|
1572
|
+
fairly made a body's hair raise, and down he went in the dirt, and
|
1573
|
+
rolled there, and held his toes; and the cussing he done then laid over
|
1574
|
+
anything he had ever done previous. He said so his own self afterwards.
|
1575
|
+
He had heard old Sowberry Hagan in his best days, and he said it laid
|
1576
|
+
over him, too; but I reckon that was sort of piling it on, maybe.
|
1577
|
+
|
1578
|
+
After supper pap took the jug, and said he had enough whisky there
|
1579
|
+
for two drunks and one delirium tremens. That was always his word. I
|
1580
|
+
judged he would be blind drunk in about an hour, and then I would steal
|
1581
|
+
the key, or saw myself out, one or t'other. He drank and drank, and
|
1582
|
+
tumbled down on his blankets by and by; but luck didn't run my way.
|
1583
|
+
He didn't go sound asleep, but was uneasy. He groaned and moaned and
|
1584
|
+
thrashed around this way and that for a long time. At last I got so
|
1585
|
+
sleepy I couldn't keep my eyes open all I could do, and so before I
|
1586
|
+
knowed what I was about I was sound asleep, and the candle burning.
|
1587
|
+
|
1588
|
+
I don't know how long I was asleep, but all of a sudden there was an
|
1589
|
+
awful scream and I was up. There was pap looking wild, and skipping
|
1590
|
+
around every which way and yelling about snakes. He said they was
|
1591
|
+
crawling up his legs; and then he would give a jump and scream, and say
|
1592
|
+
one had bit him on the cheekbut I couldn't see no snakes. He started
|
1593
|
+
and run round and round the cabin, hollering "Take him off! take him
|
1594
|
+
off! he's biting me on the neck!" I never see a man look so wild in the
|
1595
|
+
eyes. Pretty soon he was all fagged out, and fell down panting; then he
|
1596
|
+
rolled over and over wonderful fast, kicking things every which way,
|
1597
|
+
and striking and grabbing at the air with his hands, and screaming and
|
1598
|
+
saying there was devils a-hold of him. He wore out by and by, and laid
|
1599
|
+
still a while, moaning. Then he laid stiller, and didn't make a sound.
|
1600
|
+
I could hear the owls and the wolves away off in the woods, and it
|
1601
|
+
seemed terrible still. He was laying over by the corner. By and by he
|
1602
|
+
raised up part way and listened, with his head to one side. He says,
|
1603
|
+
very low:
|
1604
|
+
|
1605
|
+
"Tramptramptramp; that's the dead; tramptramptramp; they're coming
|
1606
|
+
after me; but I won't go. Oh, they're here! don't touch medon't! hands
|
1607
|
+
offthey're cold; let go. Oh, let a poor devil alone!"
|
1608
|
+
|
1609
|
+
Then he went down on all fours and crawled off, begging them to let him
|
1610
|
+
alone, and he rolled himself up in his blanket and wallowed in under the
|
1611
|
+
old pine table, still a-begging; and then he went to crying. I could
|
1612
|
+
hear him through the blanket.
|
1613
|
+
|
1614
|
+
By and by he rolled out and jumped up on his feet looking wild, and he
|
1615
|
+
see me and went for me. He chased me round and round the place with a
|
1616
|
+
clasp-knife, calling me the Angel of Death, and saying he would kill me,
|
1617
|
+
and then I couldn't come for him no more. I begged, and told him I
|
1618
|
+
was only Huck; but he laughed _such_ a screechy laugh, and roared and
|
1619
|
+
cussed, and kept on chasing me up. Once when I turned short and
|
1620
|
+
dodged under his arm he made a grab and got me by the jacket between my
|
1621
|
+
shoulders, and I thought I was gone; but I slid out of the jacket quick
|
1622
|
+
as lightning, and saved myself. Pretty soon he was all tired out, and
|
1623
|
+
dropped down with his back against the door, and said he would rest a
|
1624
|
+
minute and then kill me. He put his knife under him, and said he would
|
1625
|
+
sleep and get strong, and then he would see who was who.
|
1626
|
+
|
1627
|
+
So he dozed off pretty soon. By and by I got the old split-bottom chair
|
1628
|
+
and clumb up as easy as I could, not to make any noise, and got down the
|
1629
|
+
gun. I slipped the ramrod down it to make sure it was loaded, then I
|
1630
|
+
laid it across the turnip barrel, pointing towards pap, and set down
|
1631
|
+
behind it to wait for him to stir. And how slow and still the time did
|
1632
|
+
drag along.
|
1633
|
+
|
1634
|
+
|
1635
|
+
|
1636
|
+
|
1637
|
+
CHAPTER VII.
|
1638
|
+
|
1639
|
+
"GIT up! What you 'bout?"
|
1640
|
+
|
1641
|
+
I opened my eyes and looked around, trying to make out where I was. It
|
1642
|
+
was after sun-up, and I had been sound asleep. Pap was standing over me
|
1643
|
+
looking sour and sick, too. He says:
|
1644
|
+
|
1645
|
+
"What you doin' with this gun?"
|
1646
|
+
|
1647
|
+
I judged he didn't know nothing about what he had been doing, so I says:
|
1648
|
+
|
1649
|
+
"Somebody tried to get in, so I was laying for him."
|
1650
|
+
|
1651
|
+
"Why didn't you roust me out?"
|
1652
|
+
|
1653
|
+
"Well, I tried to, but I couldn't; I couldn't budge you."
|
1654
|
+
|
1655
|
+
"Well, all right. Don't stand there palavering all day, but out with
|
1656
|
+
you and see if there's a fish on the lines for breakfast. I'll be along
|
1657
|
+
in a minute."
|
1658
|
+
|
1659
|
+
He unlocked the door, and I cleared out up the river-bank. I noticed
|
1660
|
+
some pieces of limbs and such things floating down, and a sprinkling of
|
1661
|
+
bark; so I knowed the river had begun to rise. I reckoned I would have
|
1662
|
+
great times now if I was over at the town. The June rise used to be
|
1663
|
+
always luck for me; because as soon as that rise begins here comes
|
1664
|
+
cordwood floating down, and pieces of log raftssometimes a dozen logs
|
1665
|
+
together; so all you have to do is to catch them and sell them to the
|
1666
|
+
wood-yards and the sawmill.
|
1667
|
+
|
1668
|
+
I went along up the bank with one eye out for pap and t'other one out
|
1669
|
+
for what the rise might fetch along. Well, all at once here comes a
|
1670
|
+
canoe; just a beauty, too, about thirteen or fourteen foot long, riding
|
1671
|
+
high like a duck. I shot head-first off of the bank like a frog,
|
1672
|
+
clothes and all on, and struck out for the canoe. I just expected
|
1673
|
+
there'd be somebody laying down in it, because people often done that
|
1674
|
+
to fool folks, and when a chap had pulled a skiff out most to it they'd
|
1675
|
+
raise up and laugh at him. But it warn't so this time. It was a
|
1676
|
+
drift-canoe sure enough, and I clumb in and paddled her ashore. Thinks
|
1677
|
+
I, the old man will be glad when he sees thisshe's worth ten dollars.
|
1678
|
+
But when I got to shore pap wasn't in sight yet, and as I was running
|
1679
|
+
her into a little creek like a gully, all hung over with vines and
|
1680
|
+
willows, I struck another idea: I judged I'd hide her good, and then,
|
1681
|
+
'stead of taking to the woods when I run off, I'd go down the river
|
1682
|
+
about fifty mile and camp in one place for good, and not have such a
|
1683
|
+
rough time tramping on foot.
|
1684
|
+
|
1685
|
+
It was pretty close to the shanty, and I thought I heard the old man
|
1686
|
+
coming all the time; but I got her hid; and then I out and looked around
|
1687
|
+
a bunch of willows, and there was the old man down the path a piece just
|
1688
|
+
drawing a bead on a bird with his gun. So he hadn't seen anything.
|
1689
|
+
|
1690
|
+
When he got along I was hard at it taking up a "trot" line. He abused
|
1691
|
+
me a little for being so slow; but I told him I fell in the river, and
|
1692
|
+
that was what made me so long. I knowed he would see I was wet, and
|
1693
|
+
then he would be asking questions. We got five catfish off the lines
|
1694
|
+
and went home.
|
1695
|
+
|
1696
|
+
While we laid off after breakfast to sleep up, both of us being about
|
1697
|
+
wore out, I got to thinking that if I could fix up some way to keep pap
|
1698
|
+
and the widow from trying to follow me, it would be a certainer thing
|
1699
|
+
than trusting to luck to get far enough off before they missed me; you
|
1700
|
+
see, all kinds of things might happen. Well, I didn't see no way for a
|
1701
|
+
while, but by and by pap raised up a minute to drink another barrel of
|
1702
|
+
water, and he says:
|
1703
|
+
|
1704
|
+
"Another time a man comes a-prowling round here you roust me out, you
|
1705
|
+
hear? That man warn't here for no good. I'd a shot him. Next time you
|
1706
|
+
roust me out, you hear?"
|
1707
|
+
|
1708
|
+
Then he dropped down and went to sleep again; but what he had been
|
1709
|
+
saying give me the very idea I wanted. I says to myself, I can fix it
|
1710
|
+
now so nobody won't think of following me.
|
1711
|
+
|
1712
|
+
About twelve o'clock we turned out and went along up the bank. The
|
1713
|
+
river was coming up pretty fast, and lots of driftwood going by on the
|
1714
|
+
rise. By and by along comes part of a log raftnine logs fast together.
|
1715
|
+
We went out with the skiff and towed it ashore. Then we had dinner.
|
1716
|
+
Anybody but pap would a waited and seen the day through, so as to catch
|
1717
|
+
more stuff; but that warn't pap's style. Nine logs was enough for one
|
1718
|
+
time; he must shove right over to town and sell. So he locked me in and
|
1719
|
+
took the skiff, and started off towing the raft about half-past three.
|
1720
|
+
I judged he wouldn't come back that night. I waited till I reckoned he
|
1721
|
+
had got a good start; then I out with my saw, and went to work on that
|
1722
|
+
log again. Before he was t'other side of the river I was out of the
|
1723
|
+
hole; him and his raft was just a speck on the water away off yonder.
|
1724
|
+
|
1725
|
+
I took the sack of corn meal and took it to where the canoe was hid, and
|
1726
|
+
shoved the vines and branches apart and put it in; then I done the same
|
1727
|
+
with the side of bacon; then the whisky-jug. I took all the coffee and
|
1728
|
+
sugar there was, and all the ammunition; I took the wadding; I took the
|
1729
|
+
bucket and gourd; I took a dipper and a tin cup, and my old saw and two
|
1730
|
+
blankets, and the skillet and the coffee-pot. I took fish-lines and
|
1731
|
+
matches and other thingseverything that was worth a cent. I cleaned
|
1732
|
+
out the place. I wanted an axe, but there wasn't any, only the one out
|
1733
|
+
at the woodpile, and I knowed why I was going to leave that. I fetched
|
1734
|
+
out the gun, and now I was done.
|
1735
|
+
|
1736
|
+
I had wore the ground a good deal crawling out of the hole and dragging
|
1737
|
+
out so many things. So I fixed that as good as I could from the outside
|
1738
|
+
by scattering dust on the place, which covered up the smoothness and the
|
1739
|
+
sawdust. Then I fixed the piece of log back into its place, and put two
|
1740
|
+
rocks under it and one against it to hold it there, for it was bent up
|
1741
|
+
at that place and didn't quite touch ground. If you stood four or five
|
1742
|
+
foot away and didn't know it was sawed, you wouldn't never notice
|
1743
|
+
it; and besides, this was the back of the cabin, and it warn't likely
|
1744
|
+
anybody would go fooling around there.
|
1745
|
+
|
1746
|
+
It was all grass clear to the canoe, so I hadn't left a track. I
|
1747
|
+
followed around to see. I stood on the bank and looked out over the
|
1748
|
+
river. All safe. So I took the gun and went up a piece into the woods,
|
1749
|
+
and was hunting around for some birds when I see a wild pig; hogs soon
|
1750
|
+
went wild in them bottoms after they had got away from the prairie
|
1751
|
+
farms. I shot this fellow and took him into camp.
|
1752
|
+
|
1753
|
+
I took the axe and smashed in the door. I beat it and hacked it
|
1754
|
+
considerable a-doing it. I fetched the pig in, and took him back nearly
|
1755
|
+
to the table and hacked into his throat with the axe, and laid him down
|
1756
|
+
on the ground to bleed; I say ground because it was groundhard packed,
|
1757
|
+
and no boards. Well, next I took an old sack and put a lot of big rocks
|
1758
|
+
in itall I could dragand I started it from the pig, and dragged it to
|
1759
|
+
the door and through the woods down to the river and dumped it in, and
|
1760
|
+
down it sunk, out of sight. You could easy see that something had been
|
1761
|
+
dragged over the ground. I did wish Tom Sawyer was there; I knowed he
|
1762
|
+
would take an interest in this kind of business, and throw in the fancy
|
1763
|
+
touches. Nobody could spread himself like Tom Sawyer in such a thing as
|
1764
|
+
that.
|
1765
|
+
|
1766
|
+
Well, last I pulled out some of my hair, and blooded the axe good, and
|
1767
|
+
stuck it on the back side, and slung the axe in the corner. Then I
|
1768
|
+
took up the pig and held him to my breast with my jacket (so he couldn't
|
1769
|
+
drip) till I got a good piece below the house and then dumped him into
|
1770
|
+
the river. Now I thought of something else. So I went and got the bag
|
1771
|
+
of meal and my old saw out of the canoe, and fetched them to the house.
|
1772
|
+
I took the bag to where it used to stand, and ripped a hole in the
|
1773
|
+
bottom of it with the saw, for there warn't no knives and forks on the
|
1774
|
+
placepap done everything with his clasp-knife about the cooking. Then
|
1775
|
+
I carried the sack about a hundred yards across the grass and through
|
1776
|
+
the willows east of the house, to a shallow lake that was five mile wide
|
1777
|
+
and full of rushesand ducks too, you might say, in the season. There
|
1778
|
+
was a slough or a creek leading out of it on the other side that went
|
1779
|
+
miles away, I don't know where, but it didn't go to the river. The meal
|
1780
|
+
sifted out and made a little track all the way to the lake. I dropped
|
1781
|
+
pap's whetstone there too, so as to look like it had been done by
|
1782
|
+
accident. Then I tied up the rip in the meal sack with a string, so it
|
1783
|
+
wouldn't leak no more, and took it and my saw to the canoe again.
|
1784
|
+
|
1785
|
+
It was about dark now; so I dropped the canoe down the river under some
|
1786
|
+
willows that hung over the bank, and waited for the moon to rise. I
|
1787
|
+
made fast to a willow; then I took a bite to eat, and by and by laid
|
1788
|
+
down in the canoe to smoke a pipe and lay out a plan. I says to myself,
|
1789
|
+
they'll follow the track of that sackful of rocks to the shore and then
|
1790
|
+
drag the river for me. And they'll follow that meal track to the lake
|
1791
|
+
and go browsing down the creek that leads out of it to find the robbers
|
1792
|
+
that killed me and took the things. They won't ever hunt the river for
|
1793
|
+
anything but my dead carcass. They'll soon get tired of that, and won't
|
1794
|
+
bother no more about me. All right; I can stop anywhere I want to.
|
1795
|
+
Jackson's Island is good enough for me; I know that island pretty well,
|
1796
|
+
and nobody ever comes there. And then I can paddle over to town nights,
|
1797
|
+
and slink around and pick up things I want. Jackson's Island's the
|
1798
|
+
place.
|
1799
|
+
|
1800
|
+
I was pretty tired, and the first thing I knowed I was asleep. When
|
1801
|
+
I woke up I didn't know where I was for a minute. I set up and looked
|
1802
|
+
around, a little scared. Then I remembered. The river looked miles and
|
1803
|
+
miles across. The moon was so bright I could a counted the drift logs
|
1804
|
+
that went a-slipping along, black and still, hundreds of yards out from
|
1805
|
+
shore. Everything was dead quiet, and it looked late, and _smelt_ late.
|
1806
|
+
You know what I meanI don't know the words to put it in.
|
1807
|
+
|
1808
|
+
I took a good gap and a stretch, and was just going to unhitch and start
|
1809
|
+
when I heard a sound away over the water. I listened. Pretty soon I
|
1810
|
+
made it out. It was that dull kind of a regular sound that comes from
|
1811
|
+
oars working in rowlocks when it's a still night. I peeped out through
|
1812
|
+
the willow branches, and there it wasa skiff, away across the water.
|
1813
|
+
I couldn't tell how many was in it. It kept a-coming, and when it was
|
1814
|
+
abreast of me I see there warn't but one man in it. Think's I, maybe
|
1815
|
+
it's pap, though I warn't expecting him. He dropped below me with the
|
1816
|
+
current, and by and by he came a-swinging up shore in the easy water,
|
1817
|
+
and he went by so close I could a reached out the gun and touched him.
|
1818
|
+
Well, it _was_ pap, sure enoughand sober, too, by the way he laid his
|
1819
|
+
oars.
|
1820
|
+
|
1821
|
+
I didn't lose no time. The next minute I was a-spinning down stream
|
1822
|
+
soft but quick in the shade of the bank. I made two mile and a half,
|
1823
|
+
and then struck out a quarter of a mile or more towards the middle of
|
1824
|
+
the river, because pretty soon I would be passing the ferry landing, and
|
1825
|
+
people might see me and hail me. I got out amongst the driftwood, and
|
1826
|
+
then laid down in the bottom of the canoe and let her float.
|
1827
|
+
|
1828
|
+
I laid there, and had a good rest and a smoke out of my pipe, looking
|
1829
|
+
away into the sky; not a cloud in it. The sky looks ever so deep when
|
1830
|
+
you lay down on your back in the moonshine; I never knowed it before.
|
1831
|
+
And how far a body can hear on the water such nights! I heard people
|
1832
|
+
talking at the ferry landing. I heard what they said, tooevery word
|
1833
|
+
of it. One man said it was getting towards the long days and the short
|
1834
|
+
nights now. T'other one said _this_ warn't one of the short ones, he
|
1835
|
+
reckonedand then they laughed, and he said it over again, and they
|
1836
|
+
laughed again; then they waked up another fellow and told him, and
|
1837
|
+
laughed, but he didn't laugh; he ripped out something brisk, and said
|
1838
|
+
let him alone. The first fellow said he 'lowed to tell it to his
|
1839
|
+
old womanshe would think it was pretty good; but he said that warn't
|
1840
|
+
nothing to some things he had said in his time. I heard one man say it
|
1841
|
+
was nearly three o'clock, and he hoped daylight wouldn't wait more than
|
1842
|
+
about a week longer. After that the talk got further and further away,
|
1843
|
+
and I couldn't make out the words any more; but I could hear the mumble,
|
1844
|
+
and now and then a laugh, too, but it seemed a long ways off.
|
1845
|
+
|
1846
|
+
I was away below the ferry now. I rose up, and there was Jackson's
|
1847
|
+
Island, about two mile and a half down stream, heavy timbered and
|
1848
|
+
standing up out of the middle of the river, big and dark and solid, like
|
1849
|
+
a steamboat without any lights. There warn't any signs of the bar at
|
1850
|
+
the headit was all under water now.
|
1851
|
+
|
1852
|
+
It didn't take me long to get there. I shot past the head at a ripping
|
1853
|
+
rate, the current was so swift, and then I got into the dead water and
|
1854
|
+
landed on the side towards the Illinois shore. I run the canoe into
|
1855
|
+
a deep dent in the bank that I knowed about; I had to part the willow
|
1856
|
+
branches to get in; and when I made fast nobody could a seen the canoe
|
1857
|
+
from the outside.
|
1858
|
+
|
1859
|
+
I went up and set down on a log at the head of the island, and looked
|
1860
|
+
out on the big river and the black driftwood and away over to the town,
|
1861
|
+
three mile away, where there was three or four lights twinkling. A
|
1862
|
+
monstrous big lumber-raft was about a mile up stream, coming along down,
|
1863
|
+
with a lantern in the middle of it. I watched it come creeping down,
|
1864
|
+
and when it was most abreast of where I stood I heard a man say, "Stern
|
1865
|
+
oars, there! heave her head to stabboard!" I heard that just as plain
|
1866
|
+
as if the man was by my side.
|
1867
|
+
|
1868
|
+
There was a little gray in the sky now; so I stepped into the woods, and
|
1869
|
+
laid down for a nap before breakfast.
|
1870
|
+
|
1871
|
+
|
1872
|
+
|
1873
|
+
|
1874
|
+
CHAPTER VIII.
|
1875
|
+
|
1876
|
+
THE sun was up so high when I waked that I judged it was after eight
|
1877
|
+
o'clock. I laid there in the grass and the cool shade thinking about
|
1878
|
+
things, and feeling rested and ruther comfortable and satisfied. I
|
1879
|
+
could see the sun out at one or two holes, but mostly it was big trees
|
1880
|
+
all about, and gloomy in there amongst them. There was freckled places
|
1881
|
+
on the ground where the light sifted down through the leaves, and the
|
1882
|
+
freckled places swapped about a little, showing there was a little
|
1883
|
+
breeze up there. A couple of squirrels set on a limb and jabbered at me
|
1884
|
+
very friendly.
|
1885
|
+
|
1886
|
+
I was powerful lazy and comfortabledidn't want to get up and cook
|
1887
|
+
breakfast. Well, I was dozing off again when I thinks I hears a deep
|
1888
|
+
sound of "boom!" away up the river. I rouses up, and rests on my elbow
|
1889
|
+
and listens; pretty soon I hears it again. I hopped up, and went and
|
1890
|
+
looked out at a hole in the leaves, and I see a bunch of smoke laying
|
1891
|
+
on the water a long ways upabout abreast the ferry. And there was the
|
1892
|
+
ferryboat full of people floating along down. I knowed what was the
|
1893
|
+
matter now. "Boom!" I see the white smoke squirt out of the ferryboat's
|
1894
|
+
side. You see, they was firing cannon over the water, trying to make my
|
1895
|
+
carcass come to the top.
|
1896
|
+
|
1897
|
+
I was pretty hungry, but it warn't going to do for me to start a fire,
|
1898
|
+
because they might see the smoke. So I set there and watched the
|
1899
|
+
cannon-smoke and listened to the boom. The river was a mile wide there,
|
1900
|
+
and it always looks pretty on a summer morningso I was having a good
|
1901
|
+
enough time seeing them hunt for my remainders if I only had a bite to
|
1902
|
+
eat. Well, then I happened to think how they always put quicksilver in
|
1903
|
+
loaves of bread and float them off, because they always go right to the
|
1904
|
+
drownded carcass and stop there. So, says I, I'll keep a lookout, and
|
1905
|
+
if any of them's floating around after me I'll give them a show. I
|
1906
|
+
changed to the Illinois edge of the island to see what luck I could
|
1907
|
+
have, and I warn't disappointed. A big double loaf come along, and I
|
1908
|
+
most got it with a long stick, but my foot slipped and she floated out
|
1909
|
+
further. Of course I was where the current set in the closest to the
|
1910
|
+
shoreI knowed enough for that. But by and by along comes another one,
|
1911
|
+
and this time I won. I took out the plug and shook out the little dab
|
1912
|
+
of quicksilver, and set my teeth in. It was "baker's bread"what the
|
1913
|
+
quality eat; none of your low-down corn-pone.
|
1914
|
+
|
1915
|
+
I got a good place amongst the leaves, and set there on a log, munching
|
1916
|
+
the bread and watching the ferry-boat, and very well satisfied. And
|
1917
|
+
then something struck me. I says, now I reckon the widow or the parson
|
1918
|
+
or somebody prayed that this bread would find me, and here it has gone
|
1919
|
+
and done it. So there ain't no doubt but there is something in that
|
1920
|
+
thingthat is, there's something in it when a body like the widow or the
|
1921
|
+
parson prays, but it don't work for me, and I reckon it don't work for
|
1922
|
+
only just the right kind.
|
1923
|
+
|
1924
|
+
I lit a pipe and had a good long smoke, and went on watching. The
|
1925
|
+
ferryboat was floating with the current, and I allowed I'd have a chance
|
1926
|
+
to see who was aboard when she come along, because she would come in
|
1927
|
+
close, where the bread did. When she'd got pretty well along down
|
1928
|
+
towards me, I put out my pipe and went to where I fished out the bread,
|
1929
|
+
and laid down behind a log on the bank in a little open place. Where
|
1930
|
+
the log forked I could peep through.
|
1931
|
+
|
1932
|
+
By and by she come along, and she drifted in so close that they could
|
1933
|
+
a run out a plank and walked ashore. Most everybody was on the boat.
|
1934
|
+
Pap, and Judge Thatcher, and Bessie Thatcher, and Jo Harper, and Tom
|
1935
|
+
Sawyer, and his old Aunt Polly, and Sid and Mary, and plenty more.
|
1936
|
+
Everybody was talking about the murder, but the captain broke in and
|
1937
|
+
says:
|
1938
|
+
|
1939
|
+
"Look sharp, now; the current sets in the closest here, and maybe he's
|
1940
|
+
washed ashore and got tangled amongst the brush at the water's edge. I
|
1941
|
+
hope so, anyway."
|
1942
|
+
|
1943
|
+
I didn't hope so. They all crowded up and leaned over the rails, nearly
|
1944
|
+
in my face, and kept still, watching with all their might. I could see
|
1945
|
+
them first-rate, but they couldn't see me. Then the captain sung out:
|
1946
|
+
|
1947
|
+
"Stand away!" and the cannon let off such a blast right before me that
|
1948
|
+
it made me deef with the noise and pretty near blind with the smoke, and
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1949
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I judged I was gone. If they'd a had some bullets in, I reckon they'd
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1950
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a got the corpse they was after. Well, I see I warn't hurt, thanks to
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1951
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goodness. The boat floated on and went out of sight around the shoulder
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1952
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of the island. I could hear the booming now and then, further and
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1953
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further off, and by and by, after an hour, I didn't hear it no more.
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1954
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The island was three mile long. I judged they had got to the foot, and
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1955
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was giving it up. But they didn't yet a while. They turned around
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1956
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the foot of the island and started up the channel on the Missouri side,
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1957
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under steam, and booming once in a while as they went. I crossed over
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1958
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to that side and watched them. When they got abreast the head of the
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1959
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island they quit shooting and dropped over to the Missouri shore and
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1960
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went home to the town.
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1961
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+
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1962
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I knowed I was all right now. Nobody else would come a-hunting after
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1963
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me. I got my traps out of the canoe and made me a nice camp in the thick
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1964
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woods. I made a kind of a tent out of my blankets to put my things
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1965
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under so the rain couldn't get at them. I catched a catfish and haggled
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1966
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him open with my saw, and towards sundown I started my camp fire and had
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1967
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supper. Then I set out a line to catch some fish for breakfast.
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1968
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+
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1969
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When it was dark I set by my camp fire smoking, and feeling pretty well
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1970
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satisfied; but by and by it got sort of lonesome, and so I went and set
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1971
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on the bank and listened to the current swashing along, and counted the
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1972
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stars and drift logs and rafts that come down, and then went to bed;
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1973
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there ain't no better way to put in time when you are lonesome; you
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1974
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can't stay so, you soon get over it.
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1975
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+
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1976
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And so for three days and nights. No differencejust the same thing.
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1977
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But the next day I went exploring around down through the island. I was
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1978
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boss of it; it all belonged to me, so to say, and I wanted to know
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1979
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all about it; but mainly I wanted to put in the time. I found plenty
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1980
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strawberries, ripe and prime; and green summer grapes, and green
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1981
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razberries; and the green blackberries was just beginning to show. They
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1982
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would all come handy by and by, I judged.
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1983
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+
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1984
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Well, I went fooling along in the deep woods till I judged I warn't
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1985
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far from the foot of the island. I had my gun along, but I hadn't shot
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1986
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nothing; it was for protection; thought I would kill some game nigh
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1987
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home. About this time I mighty near stepped on a good-sized snake,
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1988
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and it went sliding off through the grass and flowers, and I after
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1989
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it, trying to get a shot at it. I clipped along, and all of a sudden I
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1990
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bounded right on to the ashes of a camp fire that was still smoking.
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1991
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+
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1992
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My heart jumped up amongst my lungs. I never waited for to look
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1993
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further, but uncocked my gun and went sneaking back on my tiptoes as
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1994
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fast as ever I could. Every now and then I stopped a second amongst the
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1995
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thick leaves and listened, but my breath come so hard I couldn't hear
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1996
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nothing else. I slunk along another piece further, then listened again;
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1997
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and so on, and so on. If I see a stump, I took it for a man; if I trod
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1998
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on a stick and broke it, it made me feel like a pers
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