ruby-readability-discourse 0.6.0

This diff represents the content of publicly available package versions that have been released to one of the supported registries. The information contained in this diff is provided for informational purposes only and reflects changes between package versions as they appear in their respective public registries.
Files changed (37) hide show
  1. checksums.yaml +7 -0
  2. data/.gitignore +10 -0
  3. data/.rspec +2 -0
  4. data/.travis.yml +6 -0
  5. data/.yardopts +3 -0
  6. data/Gemfile +12 -0
  7. data/Guardfile +9 -0
  8. data/LICENSE +202 -0
  9. data/README.md +107 -0
  10. data/Rakefile +6 -0
  11. data/bin/readability +41 -0
  12. data/lib/readability.rb +492 -0
  13. data/lib/ruby-readability.rb +1 -0
  14. data/ruby-readability.gemspec +25 -0
  15. data/spec/fixtures/bbc.html +2069 -0
  16. data/spec/fixtures/boing_boing.html +876 -0
  17. data/spec/fixtures/cant_read.html +426 -0
  18. data/spec/fixtures/code.html +13 -0
  19. data/spec/fixtures/images/dim_1416768a.jpg +0 -0
  20. data/spec/fixtures/images/sign_up_emails_682__703711a.gif +0 -0
  21. data/spec/fixtures/images/sign_up_emails_682__703712a.gif +0 -0
  22. data/spec/fixtures/nytimes.html +58 -0
  23. data/spec/fixtures/sample.html +1198 -0
  24. data/spec/fixtures/samples/blogpost_with_links-fragments.rb +10 -0
  25. data/spec/fixtures/samples/blogpost_with_links.html +137 -0
  26. data/spec/fixtures/samples/channel4-1-fragments.rb +13 -0
  27. data/spec/fixtures/samples/channel4-1.html +1330 -0
  28. data/spec/fixtures/samples/foxnews-india1-fragments.rb +13 -0
  29. data/spec/fixtures/samples/foxnews-india1.html +2058 -0
  30. data/spec/fixtures/samples/globemail-ottawa-cuts-fragments.rb +31 -0
  31. data/spec/fixtures/samples/globemail-ottawa-cuts.html +2410 -0
  32. data/spec/fixtures/should_not_truncate.txt +1077 -0
  33. data/spec/fixtures/thesun.html +1122 -0
  34. data/spec/readability_spec.rb +544 -0
  35. data/spec/spec.opts +4 -0
  36. data/spec/spec_helper.rb +11 -0
  37. metadata +152 -0
data/spec/fixtures/boing_boing.html ADDED
@@ -0,0 +1,876 @@
1
+ <!doctype html>
2
+ <html lang="en">
3
+ <head>
4
+ <title>Tick, tick, tick - Boing Boing</title><meta charset="utf-8">
5
+ <meta property="twitter:account_id" content="5971922" />
6
+ <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1, user-scalable=1" />
7
+ <link rel="stylesheet" href="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/style.css?v=33" type="text/css" charset="utf-8" />
8
+ <!--[if lt IE 9]> <link rel="stylesheet" href="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/style_IE.css?v=3" type="text/css" charset="utf-8" /><![endif]-->
9
+ <script type="text/javascript" src="//use.typekit.net/its8tor.js"></script>
10
+ <script type="text/javascript">try{Typekit.load();}catch(e){}</script>
11
+
12
+ <meta property="fb:admins" content="1219680052" />
13
+ <meta property="og:site_name" content="Boing Boing" />
14
+ <link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="/wp-content/themes/2012/sundries/apple-touch-icon.png"/>
15
+ <script type="text/javascript" src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.6.3/jquery.min.js"></script>
16
+ <script type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8">
17
+ document.domain = 'boingboing.net';
18
+ </script>
19
+
20
+
21
+ <!-- Begin DoubleClick For Publishers code -->
22
+ <script type='text/javascript'>
23
+ var googletag = googletag || {};
24
+ googletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || [];
25
+ (function() {
26
+ var gads = document.createElement('script');
27
+ gads.async = true;
28
+ gads.type = 'text/javascript';
29
+ var useSSL = 'https:' == document.location.protocol;
30
+ gads.src = (useSSL ? 'https:' : 'http:') +
31
+ '//www.googletagservices.com/tag/js/gpt.js';
32
+ var node = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];
33
+ node.parentNode.insertBefore(gads, node);
34
+ })();
35
+ </script>
36
+
37
+ <script type='text/javascript'>
38
+ googletag.cmd.push(function() {
39
+ googletag.defineSlot('/6203160/400x300_home_footer', [[400, 267], [300, 250]], 'div-gpt-ad-1348031780431-0').addService(googletag.pubads());
40
+ googletag.defineSlot('/6203160/300x250_temp_top_sidebar', [300, 250], 'div-gpt-ad-1388426870729-0').addService(googletag.pubads());
41
+ googletag.pubads().collapseEmptyDivs();
42
+ googletag.enableServices();
43
+ });
44
+ </script>
45
+
46
+ <script type='text/javascript'>
47
+ (function() {
48
+ var useSSL = 'https:' == document.location.protocol;
49
+ var src = (useSSL ? 'https:' : 'http:') +
50
+ '//www.googletagservices.com/tag/js/gpt_mobile.js';
51
+ document.write('<scr' + 'ipt src="' + src + '"></scr' + 'ipt>');
52
+ })();
53
+ </script>
54
+ <script type='text/javascript'>
55
+ googletag.cmd.push(function() {
56
+ googletag.defineSlot('/6203160/320x50', [320, 50], 'div-gpt-ad-1356214036289-0').addService(googletag.pubads());
57
+ googletag.enableServices();
58
+ });
59
+ </script>
60
+ <!-- End DoubleClick For Publishers Code -->
61
+
62
+
63
+
64
+ <link rel="stylesheet" href="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/style_single.css?v=21" type="text/css" charset="utf-8" />
65
+ <!--[if lt IE 9]> <link rel="stylesheet" href="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/style_IE_single.css?v=18" type="text/css" charset="utf-8" /><![endif]-->
66
+
67
+
68
+ <meta property="og:type" content="article" />
69
+ <meta property="og:title" content="Tick, tick, tick" />
70
+ <meta property="og:description" content="No idea who made this, but it&#039;s wonderful. If you know, post in the comments, please.
71
+
72
+
73
+ Update: It&#039;s from Bees and Bombs, to which I have just subscribed." />
74
+ <meta property="og:url" content="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tick-tick-tick.html" />
75
+ <meta property="og:image" content="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_n3wstblgoN1socbkko1_5001.gif" />
76
+
77
+
78
+ <meta itemprop="name" content="Tick, tick, tick" />
79
+ <meta itemprop="headline" content="Tick, tick, tick" />
80
+ <meta itemprop="author" content="Cory Doctorow" />
81
+ <meta itemprop="description" content="No idea who made this, but it&#039;s wonderful. If you know, post in the comments, please.
82
+
83
+
84
+ Update: It&#039;s from Bees and Bombs, to which I have just subscribed." />
85
+ <link itemprop="url" href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tick-tick-tick.html" />
86
+ <link itemprop="thumbnailUrl" href="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_n3wstblgoN1socbkko1_5001.gif" />
87
+
88
+
89
+ <meta name="twitter:card" content="summary_large_image">
90
+ <meta name="twitter:site" content="@BoingBoing">
91
+ <meta name="twitter:creator" content="@doctorow">
92
+ <meta name="twitter:title" content="Tick, tick, tick">
93
+ <meta name="twitter:description" content="No idea who made this, but it&#039;s wonderful. If you know, post in the comments, please.
94
+
95
+
96
+ Update: It&#039;s from Bees and Bombs, to which I have just subscribed.">
97
+ <meta name="twitter:image:src" content="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_n3wstblgoN1socbkko1_5001.gif">
98
+
99
+
100
+ <link rel='stylesheet' id='discourse_comments-css' href='http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-discourse/css/style.css?ver=3.4.1' type='text/css' media='all' />
101
+ <link rel='stylesheet' id='kindle-style-css' href='http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/plugins/sendtokindle/media/kindle.css?ver=3.4.1' type='text/css' media='all' />
102
+ <script type='text/javascript'>
103
+ /* <![CDATA[ */
104
+ (function k(){window.$SendToKindle&&window.$SendToKindle.Widget?$SendToKindle.Widget.init({"title":".entry-title","published":".entry-date","content":".post","exclude":".sharedaddy"}):setTimeout(k,500);})();
105
+ /* ]]> */
106
+ </script>
107
+ <script type='text/javascript' src='http://d1xnn692s7u6t6.cloudfront.net/widget.js'></script>
108
+ <link rel="EditURI" type="application/rsd+xml" title="RSD" href="http://boingboing.net/xmlrpc.php?rsd" />
109
+ <link rel="wlwmanifest" type="application/wlwmanifest+xml" href="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml" />
110
+ <link rel='prev' title='This Day in Blogging History: Google&#039;s adds dead-man&#039;s switch; Hyperbolic Bronnerianism; Amex can&#039;t take a&nbsp;joke' href='http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/this-day-in-blogging-history-195.html' />
111
+ <link rel='next' title='TV recap: Game Of Thrones &#039;The Lion And The Rose&#039; [season 4, episode&nbsp;2]' href='http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tv-recap-game-of-thrones-th.html' />
112
+ <meta name="generator" content="WordPress 3.4.1" />
113
+ <link rel='canonical' href='http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tick-tick-tick.html' />
114
+ <link rel='shortlink' href='http://boingboing.net/?p=297258' />
115
+ <link rel='stylesheet' type='text/css' href='http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/plugins/embedly/css/embedly.css' />
116
+ <script type="text/javascript" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/plugins/oembed-manager/oembed-html-style-scripts.js?v=1"> </script><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/plugins/oembed-manager/oembed-html-style.css?v=1" /> </head>
117
+
118
+ <body class="single single-post postid-297258 single-format-standard" itemscope='' itemtype='http://schema.org/Blog'
119
+ >
120
+
121
+ <div id="adskin"></div>
122
+
123
+ <div id="dickbar2" style="">
124
+
125
+ <div id="dickbar2-inner">
126
+ <span style="float:left">
127
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/suggest.html">Submit <span style="mobile-hide">a link</span></a>
128
+ </span>
129
+
130
+
131
+
132
+ <!-- Google search box. -->
133
+
134
+
135
+ <div id="cse-search-box" class="tablet-hide">
136
+ <form action="http://www.google.com/cse">
137
+ <input name="cx" value="partner-pub-2170174688585464:d58nno-rqp8" type="hidden">
138
+ <input name="ie" value="ISO-8859-1" type="hidden">
139
+ <input name="q" id="searchInputField" size="18" class="" value="" type="text" style="background-image:url('http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/searchback.png')!important;background-position:right center!important;background-repeat:no-repeat!important">
140
+ <input value="" name="siteurl" type="hidden">
141
+ </form>
142
+ </div>
143
+ <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.google.com/coop/cse/brand?form=cse-search-box&amp;lang=en"></script>
144
+
145
+
146
+ <script>
147
+ function navdrop()
148
+ {
149
+ if (document.getElementById('drop').style.display=='none') { document.getElementById('drop').style.display='block'; }
150
+ else {document.getElementById('drop').style.display='none'}
151
+ }
152
+ </script>
153
+
154
+ <span style="float:right;margin-right:1em">
155
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/category/feature/" style="color:#ff638c">Features</a>
156
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/category/review/" style="color:#e761fd">Reviews</a>
157
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/category/podcasts" style="color:#6b70ff">Podcasts</a>
158
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/category/video/" style="color:#61f1fc">Video</a>
159
+ <a class="mobile-hide" href="http://bbs.boingboing.net/" style="color:#61fe99">Forums</a>
160
+ <a class="mobile-hide" href="javascript:void(0)" onClick="navdrop()" style="color:#80eb59">More &#9662;</a>
161
+ </span>
162
+
163
+
164
+ <div id="drop" style="border-left:15px solid white;border-right:15px solid white;border-bottom:15px solid white;position:absolute;top:54px;padding:0px 15px 15px 15px;right:87px;background-color:black;opacity:1;z-index:999;display:none;">
165
+ <a class="mobile-hide" href="http://shop.boingboing.net/" style="color:#fff">Shop</a>
166
+ <br><a class="mobile-hide" href="http://boingboing.net/about" style="color:#fff">About Us</a>
167
+ <br><a class="mobile-hide" href="http://boingboing.net/contact" style="color:#fff">Contact</a>
168
+ <br><a class="mobile-hide" href="mailto:inquiries@boingboing.net" style="color:#fff">Advertise</a>
169
+ <br><a class="mobile-hide" href="http://boingboing.net/privacy" style="color:#fff">Privacy</a>
170
+ <br><a class="mobile-hide" href="http://boingboing.net/tos" style="color:#fff">TOS</a>
171
+ <br><br><span style="font-size:13px;color:gray;">Follow Us</span>
172
+ <br><a href="http://facebook.com/boingboing" style="color:#fff">Facebook</a>
173
+ <br><a href="http://twitter.com/boingboing" style="color:#fff">Twitter</a>
174
+ <br><a href="http://feeds.boingboing.net/boingboing/iBag" style="color:#fff">RSS</a>
175
+ <br><a href="http://boingboing.us2.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=0e91f8e7df61da4bff2bd9b1f&id=fa324756a4" style="color:#fff">Email</a>
176
+ </div>
177
+ </div>
178
+ </div>
179
+
180
+
181
+ <h2 id="JKAnchor"><img src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/sundries/boingboing.jpg"></h2> <!-- top anchor for j/k navigation -->
182
+
183
+ <div id="container">
184
+
185
+
186
+ <div id="mobile_includes">
187
+ <noscript id="mobile_includes_noscript">
188
+ <style type="text/css">
189
+ @media screen and (max-width:400px){
190
+ body{
191
+ overflow-x:hidden;
192
+ background:#ffffff !important;
193
+ }
194
+ #posts-loop *{
195
+ max-width:100% !important;
196
+ }
197
+ *{
198
+ max-width:320px;
199
+ }
200
+ #mobile_includes{
201
+ width:320px;
202
+ margin-left:-16px;
203
+ }
204
+ #container{
205
+ padding-top:0px;
206
+ }
207
+ #cse-search-box {
208
+ margin-right: 5px !important;
209
+ }
210
+ #dickbar {
211
+ width:310px;
212
+ }
213
+ #mobile-logo {
214
+ padding:20px 0px 10px 0px;
215
+ }
216
+ #metadataBox {
217
+ overflow-x:hidden;
218
+ }
219
+ #ad_500 {
220
+ max-height:400px;
221
+ overflow:hidden;
222
+ }
223
+ }
224
+ </style>
225
+
226
+ <!-- 320x50-Mobile-Leaderboard -->
227
+ <div id='div-gpt-ad-1356214036289-0'>
228
+ <script type='text/javascript'>
229
+ googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('div-gpt-ad-1356214036289-0')});
230
+ </script>
231
+ </div>
232
+ <!-- end 320x50-Mobile-Leaderboard -->
233
+ </noscript>
234
+
235
+ <script type="text/javascript">
236
+ function isMobile(){
237
+ return (function(a){
238
+ if(/android.+mobile|avantgo|bada\/|blackberry|blazer|compal|elaine|fennec|hiptop|iemobile|ip(hone|od)|iris|kindle|lge |maemo|midp|mmp|opera m(ob|in)i|palm( os)?|phone|p(ixi|re)\/|plucker|pocket|psp|symbian|treo|up\.(browser|link)|vodafone|wap|windows (ce|phone)|xda|xiino/i.test(a)||/1207|6310|6590|3gso|4thp|50[1-6]i|770s|802s|a wa|abac|ac(er|oo|s\-)|ai(ko|rn)|al(av|ca|co)|amoi|an(ex|ny|yw)|aptu|ar(ch|go)|as(te|us)|attw|au(di|\-m|r |s )|avan|be(ck|ll|nq)|bi(lb|rd)|bl(ac|az)|br(e|v)w|bumb|bw\-(n|u)|c55\/|capi|ccwa|cdm\-|cell|chtm|cldc|cmd\-|co(mp|nd)|craw|da(it|ll|ng)|dbte|dc\-s|devi|dica|dmob|do(c|p)o|ds(12|\-d)|el(49|ai)|em(l2|ul)|er(ic|k0)|esl8|ez([4-7]0|os|wa|ze)|fetc|fly(\-|_)|g1 u|g560|gene|gf\-5|g\-mo|go(\.w|od)|gr(ad|un)|haie|hcit|hd\-(m|p|t)|hei\-|hi(pt|ta)|hp( i|ip)|hs\-c|ht(c(\-| |_|a|g|p|s|t)|tp)|hu(aw|tc)|i\-(20|go|ma)|i230|iac( |\-|\/)|ibro|idea|ig01|ikom|im1k|inno|ipaq|iris|ja(t|v)a|jbro|jemu|jigs|kddi|keji|kgt( |\/)|klon|kpt |kwc\-|kyo(c|k)|le(no|xi)|lg( g|\/(k|l|u)|50|54|e\-|e\/|\-[a-w])|libw|lynx|m1\-w|m3ga|m50\/|ma(te|ui|xo)|mc(01|21|ca)|m\-cr|me(di|rc|ri)|mi(o8|oa|ts)|mmef|mo(01|02|bi|de|do|t(\-| |o|v)|zz)|mt(50|p1|v )|mwbp|mywa|n10[0-2]|n20[2-3]|n30(0|2)|n50(0|2|5)|n7(0(0|1)|10)|ne((c|m)\-|on|tf|wf|wg|wt)|nok(6|i)|nzph|o2im|op(ti|wv)|oran|owg1|p800|pan(a|d|t)|pdxg|pg(13|\-([1-8]|c))|phil|pire|pl(ay|uc)|pn\-2|po(ck|rt|se)|prox|psio|pt\-g|qa\-a|qc(07|12|21|32|60|\-[2-7]|i\-)|qtek|r380|r600|raks|rim9|ro(ve|zo)|s55\/|sa(ge|ma|mm|ms|ny|va)|sc(01|h\-|oo|p\-)|sdk\/|se(c(\-|0|1)|47|mc|nd|ri)|sgh\-|shar|sie(\-|m)|sk\-0|sl(45|id)|sm(al|ar|b3|it|t5)|so(ft|ny)|sp(01|h\-|v\-|v )|sy(01|mb)|t2(18|50)|t6(00|10|18)|ta(gt|lk)|tcl\-|tdg\-|tel(i|m)|tim\-|t\-mo|to(pl|sh)|ts(70|m\-|m3|m5)|tx\-9|up(\.b|g1|si)|utst|v400|v750|veri|vi(rg|te)|vk(40|5[0-3]|\-v)|vm40|voda|vulc|vx(52|53|60|61|70|80|81|83|85|98)|w3c(\-| )|webc|whit|wi(g |nc|nw)|wmlb|wonu|x700|xda(\-|2|g)|yas\-|your|zeto|zte\-/i.test(a.substr(0,4))){
239
+ return true;
240
+ }
241
+ else {
242
+ return false;
243
+ }
244
+ })(navigator.userAgent||navigator.vendor||window.opera);
245
+ }
246
+
247
+ if(isMobile()){
248
+ console.log('Mobile or tablet detected for mobile ad');
249
+ if($('#mobile_includes') && $('#mobile_includes_noscript')) {
250
+ console.log('Populating mobile-specific styles');
251
+ document.write($('#mobile_includes_noscript').text());
252
+ }
253
+ }
254
+ </script>
255
+ </div>
256
+
257
+
258
+ <div id="mobile-logo"><a href="http://boingboing.net"><img src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/sundries/logo1.png"></a></div>
259
+
260
+
261
+
262
+
263
+
264
+ <!-- The main content area of the site -->
265
+
266
+ <div id="mainbar" style="">
267
+
268
+ <!-- Masthead and Leaderboard ad -->
269
+ <div id="masthead">
270
+ <div id="logobox" style="">
271
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net">
272
+ <img id="logo" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/sundries/logo_bounce2012_static.gif" name="MyImage" alt="Jill" onmouseover="document.MyImage.src='http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/sundries/logo_bounce2012.gif';" onmouseout="document.MyImage.src='http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/sundries/logo_bounce2012_static.gif';">
273
+ </a>
274
+ </div>
275
+
276
+ <div id="ad_leaderboard">
277
+ <!--[if !IE]> -->
278
+ <noscript id="ad_leaderboard_noscript">
279
+ <!-- <![endif]-->
280
+ <center>
281
+ <iframe src="http://boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/ads/ad_leaderboard.html?v=1&fm_url=http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tick-tick-tick.html&fm_custom_kvs=category%3Dpost" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" topmargin="0" leftmargin="0" allowtransparency="true" width="100%" onload="console.log('ad_leaderboard iframe loaded');"></iframe>
282
+ </center>
283
+ <!--[if !IE]> -->
284
+ </noscript>
285
+ <!-- <![endif]-->
286
+ </div>
287
+
288
+ </div>
289
+
290
+
291
+ <!-- IF IT'S AN AD, DISCLOSE IT-->
292
+
293
+
294
+ <!-- A LARGE HEADLINE AND THE BYLINE -->
295
+
296
+ <div id="headline-297258" class="headlineBox">
297
+
298
+
299
+
300
+ <h1 class="bigHeadline" id="theHeadline">Tick, tick,&nbsp;tick</h1>
301
+
302
+
303
+ <div id="share_post_small">
304
+
305
+ <span class="emailDiv">
306
+ <a href="mailto:type%20email%20address%20here?subject=Shared%20from%20Boing Boing&body=Tick, tick,&nbsp;tick - http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tick-tick-tick.html" title="Email to a friend/colleague" target="_blank">
307
+ <img src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/sundries/share.png" style="margin-left:-60px;">
308
+ </a>
309
+ </span>
310
+
311
+ <span class="fbDiv">
312
+ <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tick-tick-tick.html" target='_blank'>
313
+ <img src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/sundries/share.png" style="margin-left:-42px;">
314
+ </a>
315
+ </span>
316
+
317
+ <span class="twitterDiv">
318
+ <a href="http://twitter.com/home?status=Tick%2C+tick%2C%26nbsp%3Btick: http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tick-tick-tick.html" target='_blank' title='Click to Tweet this page'>
319
+ <img src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/sundries/share.png" style="margin-left:-27px;">
320
+ </a>
321
+ </span>
322
+
323
+ </div>
324
+ <p class="byline permalink"><a href="http://boingboing.net/author/cory_doctorow_1" title="Posts by Cory Doctorow" rel="author">Cory Doctorow</a> at 8:00 pm Sun, Apr 13, 2014 </p>
325
+
326
+
327
+ </div>
328
+
329
+ <!-- RIGHT HAND ADS -->
330
+
331
+ <div id="sidebar">
332
+ <div class="sidebar_item">
333
+ <!-- 300x250_temp_top_sidebar -->
334
+ <div id='div-gpt-ad-1388426870729-0' style='width:300px; height:250px;'>
335
+ <script type='text/javascript'>
336
+ googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('div-gpt-ad-1388426870729-0'); });
337
+ </script>
338
+ </div>
339
+ </div>
340
+
341
+ <div id="wrap300">
342
+ <p id="featuretitle">&mdash; FEATURED &mdash;
343
+
344
+ <div id="features" >
345
+
346
+
347
+ <div class="features-item">
348
+
349
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/14/a-vindication-for-the-public.html"><img class="sidebarThumb" style="margin-top:2px;" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/snow1.jpg"></a>
350
+
351
+ <p style="margin:0px 0px 3px 0px;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:12px;font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/14/a-vindication-for-the-public.html" style="color:#C00">THE LATEST</a></p>
352
+ <p style="margin: 0px;font-size:13px;line-height:1"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/14/a-vindication-for-the-public.html">A Vindication for the Public: Guardian and Washington Post Win Pulitzer Prize (A statement from Edward&nbsp;Snowden)</a>
353
+
354
+
355
+ </div>
356
+
357
+
358
+
359
+
360
+
361
+ <div class="features-item">
362
+
363
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/14/77-fun-ways-to-play-fast-movin.html"><img class="sidebarThumb" style="margin-top:2px;" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tenzi-pattern.jpg"></a>
364
+
365
+ <p style="margin:0px 0px 3px 0px;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:12px;font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/14/77-fun-ways-to-play-fast-movin.html" style="color:#C00">Family</a></p>
366
+ <p style="margin: 0px;font-size:13px;line-height:1"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/14/77-fun-ways-to-play-fast-movin.html">77 fun ways to play fast-moving Tenzi dice&nbsp;game</a>
367
+
368
+
369
+ </div>
370
+
371
+ <div class="features-item">
372
+
373
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/14/diableries-stereoscopic-adven.html"><img class="sidebarThumb" style="margin-top:2px;" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Screen-Shot-2014-04-13-at-7.41.53-PM.jpg"></a>
374
+
375
+ <p style="margin:0px 0px 3px 0px;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:12px;font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/14/diableries-stereoscopic-adven.html" style="color:#C00">Book Review</a></p>
376
+ <p style="margin: 0px;font-size:13px;line-height:1"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/14/diableries-stereoscopic-adven.html">Diableries: Stereoscopic Adventures in Hell (book&nbsp;review)</a>
377
+
378
+
379
+ </div>
380
+
381
+ <div class="features-item">
382
+
383
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tv-recap-game-of-thrones-th.html"><img class="sidebarThumb" style="margin-top:2px;" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/gotth1.jpg"></a>
384
+
385
+ <p style="margin:0px 0px 3px 0px;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:12px;font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tv-recap-game-of-thrones-th.html" style="color:#C00">Recap</a></p>
386
+ <p style="margin: 0px;font-size:13px;line-height:1"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tv-recap-game-of-thrones-th.html">TV recap: Game Of Thrones 'The Lion And The Rose' [season 4, episode&nbsp;2]</a>
387
+
388
+
389
+ </div>
390
+
391
+
392
+ </div>
393
+
394
+ <div id="sidebar_adblock">
395
+
396
+ <!--[if !IE]> -->
397
+ <noscript id="adblock_noscript">
398
+ <p style="text-align:center;margin-top:0px"><small><a href="mailto:inquiries@boingboing.net">ADVERTISE AT BOING BOING!</a></small>
399
+ <!-- <![endif]-->
400
+
401
+ <div class="sidebar_item">
402
+ <iframe id="ad_squares_frame" class="ad" src="http://boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/ads/ad_squares.html?v=11&fm_url=http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tick-tick-tick.html" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" topmargin="0" leftmargin="0" allowtransparency="true" width="300px" height="300px"> </iframe>
403
+ </div>
404
+
405
+ <div class="sidebar_item">
406
+
407
+ <iframe id="ad_300_frame" src="http://boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/ads/ad_300.html?fm_url=http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tick-tick-tick.html&fm_custom_kvs=category%3Dpost&v=0" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" topmargin="0" leftmargin="0" allowtransparency="true" width="300px"> </iframe>
408
+
409
+ </div>
410
+
411
+
412
+
413
+
414
+
415
+ <p id="featuretitle">&mdash; COMICS &mdash;
416
+ <div id="features" >
417
+
418
+ <div class="features-item">
419
+
420
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/09/tom-the-dancing-bug-learning.html"><img class="sidebarThumb" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1183cbTHUMB-twitter-events.jpg"></a>
421
+
422
+ <p style="margin:0px 0px 3px 0px;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:12px;font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/09/tom-the-dancing-bug-learning.html" style="color:#C00">Tom the Dancing Bug</a></p>
423
+ <p style="margin: 0px;font-size:13px;line-height:1"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/09/tom-the-dancing-bug-learning.html">TOM THE DANCING BUG: Learning Big News on Twitter, Through the&nbsp;Ages</a>
424
+
425
+ </div>
426
+
427
+ <div class="features-item">
428
+
429
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/brain-rot-hip-hop-family-tree-97.html"><img class="sidebarThumb" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hip-hop-strip-99-thumb.jpg"></a>
430
+
431
+ <p style="margin:0px 0px 3px 0px;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:12px;font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/brain-rot-hip-hop-family-tree-97.html" style="color:#C00">Brain Rot</a></p>
432
+ <p style="margin: 0px;font-size:13px;line-height:1"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/brain-rot-hip-hop-family-tree-97.html">Brain Rot: Hip Hop Family Tree, The Infamous Style Wars Film&nbsp;Screening</a>
433
+
434
+ </div>
435
+
436
+ <div class="features-item">
437
+
438
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/02/tom-the-dancing-bug-hobby-lob.html"><img class="sidebarThumb" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1182cbTHUMB-news-hobby-lobby.jpg"></a>
439
+
440
+ <p style="margin:0px 0px 3px 0px;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:12px;font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/02/tom-the-dancing-bug-hobby-lob.html" style="color:#C00">Tom the Dancing Bug</a></p>
441
+ <p style="margin: 0px;font-size:13px;line-height:1"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/02/tom-the-dancing-bug-hobby-lob.html">TOM THE DANCING BUG: Hobby Lobby, Inc., Changes Its&nbsp;Religion</a>
442
+
443
+ </div>
444
+
445
+ </div>
446
+
447
+
448
+ <p id="featuretitle">&mdash; RECENTLY &mdash;
449
+
450
+ <div id="features" >
451
+ <div class="features-item">
452
+
453
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/10/a-canticle-for-leibowitz-vene.html"><img class="sidebarThumb" style="margin-top:2px;" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Screen-Shot-2014-04-10-at-8.49.13-AM.png"></a>
454
+
455
+ <p style="margin:0px 0px 3px 0px;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:12px;font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/10/a-canticle-for-leibowitz-vene.html" style="color:#C00">Book Review</a></p>
456
+ <p style="margin: 0px;font-size:13px;line-height:1"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/10/a-canticle-for-leibowitz-vene.html">A Canticle for Leibowitz, venerated science fiction&nbsp;masterpiece</a>
457
+
458
+
459
+ </div>
460
+
461
+ <div class="features-item">
462
+
463
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/the-adjacent-by-christopher-p.html"><img class="sidebarThumb" style="margin-top:2px;" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/christpherpreist.jpg"></a>
464
+
465
+ <p style="margin:0px 0px 3px 0px;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:12px;font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/the-adjacent-by-christopher-p.html" style="color:#C00">Review</a></p>
466
+ <p style="margin: 0px;font-size:13px;line-height:1"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/the-adjacent-by-christopher-p.html">The Adjacent, by Christopher Priest [exclusive&nbsp;excerpt]</a>
467
+
468
+
469
+ </div>
470
+
471
+ <div class="features-item">
472
+
473
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/the-unthinkable-blooms-on-hann.html"><img class="sidebarThumb" style="margin-top:2px;" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hanth.jpg"></a>
474
+
475
+ <p style="margin:0px 0px 3px 0px;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:12px;font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/the-unthinkable-blooms-on-hann.html" style="color:#C00">Recap</a></p>
476
+ <p style="margin: 0px;font-size:13px;line-height:1"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/the-unthinkable-blooms-on-hann.html">The unthinkable blooms on Hannibal "Futomono"&nbsp;[s2,e6]</a>
477
+
478
+
479
+ </div>
480
+
481
+ <div class="features-item">
482
+
483
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/doubleclicks-celebrate-the-pap.html"><img class="sidebarThumb" style="margin-top:2px;" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mqdefault6.jpg"></a>
484
+
485
+ <p style="margin:0px 0px 3px 0px;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:12px;font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/doubleclicks-celebrate-the-pap.html" style="color:#C00">Science</a></p>
486
+ <p style="margin: 0px;font-size:13px;line-height:1"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/doubleclicks-celebrate-the-pap.html">Doubleclicks celebrate the paperback of Scatter, Adapt, and Remember with a new&nbsp;song</a>
487
+
488
+
489
+ </div>
490
+
491
+ <div class="features-item">
492
+
493
+ <a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/07/restoring-cc-attribution-to-fl.html"><img class="sidebarThumb" style="margin-top:2px;" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/nohotlinking63.jpg"></a>
494
+
495
+ <p style="margin:0px 0px 3px 0px;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:12px;font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/07/restoring-cc-attribution-to-fl.html" style="color:#C00">Feature</a></p>
496
+ <p style="margin: 0px;font-size:13px;line-height:1"><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/07/restoring-cc-attribution-to-fl.html">Restoring CC attribution to Flickr, because Yahoo broke&nbsp;it</a>
497
+
498
+
499
+ </div>
500
+
501
+
502
+ </div>
503
+
504
+ <div class="sidebar_item">
505
+
506
+ <iframe id="ad_t-shirts_frame" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/ads/ad_t-shirts.html?v=1" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" topmargin="0" leftmargin="0" allowtransparency="true" width="300px" height="300px"> </iframe>
507
+
508
+ </div>
509
+
510
+
511
+
512
+
513
+
514
+
515
+ <div id="ad_skyscraper" style="">
516
+ <div class="sidebar_item">
517
+ <!-- FM Wide Skyscraper 1 Zone -->
518
+ <iframe src="http://boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/ads/ad_skyscraper.html?fm_url=http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tick-tick-tick.html&fm_custom_kvs=category%3Dpost" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" topmargin="0" leftmargin="0" allowtransparency="true" width="160px" height="600px"> </iframe>
519
+ <!-- FM Wide Skyscraper 1 Zone -->
520
+ </div>
521
+ </div>
522
+ </div>
523
+
524
+ <p id="featuretitle">&mdash; FOLLOW US &mdash;
525
+ <p style="text-align:center;"><small>Find us on <a href="http://twitter.com/boingboing">Twitter</a>, <a href="https://plus.google.com/+BoingBoing" rel="publisher">Google+</a>, <a href="irc://irc.freenode.net/boingboing">IRC</a>, and <a href="http://facebook.com/boingboing">Facebook</a>. Subscribe to our <a href="http://feeds.boingboing.net/boingboing/iBag">RSS feed</a> or <a href="http://boingboing.us2.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=0e91f8e7df61da4bff2bd9b1f&id=fa324756a4">daily email</a>.</small>
526
+ <p>&nbsp;
527
+
528
+ <p id="featuretitle">&mdash; POLICIES &mdash;
529
+ <p style="text-align:center;"><small>Please read our <a href="http://boingboing.net/tos">Terms of Service</a>, <a href="http://boingboing.net/privacy">Privacy Policy</a>, and <a href="http://boingboing.net/community">Community Guidelines</a>. Except where indicated, Boing Boing is licensed under a Creative&nbsp;Commons License permitting <a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.5/">non-commercial sharing with attribution</a></small>
530
+
531
+ <p>&nbsp;
532
+ <p id="featuretitle">&mdash; FONTS &mdash;
533
+ <p style="text-align:center;"><a href="https://typekit.com"><img src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/typekit-logo.jpg"></a>
534
+
535
+ <!--[if !IE]> -->
536
+ </noscript>
537
+ <!-- <![endif]-->
538
+ </div>
539
+ </div>
540
+
541
+
542
+ </div>
543
+
544
+
545
+ <!-- MAIN POST -->
546
+
547
+ <div id="posts-loop">
548
+
549
+ <div id="post-297258" class="post">
550
+
551
+
552
+
553
+
554
+
555
+ <!-- SHARING BUTTONS -->
556
+ <div id="sidebarPinPoint" style="height:0px;">
557
+ </div>
558
+ <div id="sidebarsticky">
559
+ <div style="" id="newShareBox">
560
+ <div class="sharebutton">
561
+ <div id="fb-root"></div>
562
+ <script>(function(d, s, id) {
563
+ var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];
564
+ if (d.getElementById(id)) return;
565
+ js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;
566
+ js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1&appId=403820626333734";
567
+ fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);
568
+ }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));</script>
569
+ <div class="fb-like" data-href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tick-tick-tick.html" data-send="false" data-layout="box_count" data-width="90" data-show-faces="false"></div>
570
+ </div>
571
+
572
+ <div class="sharebutton">
573
+ <a href="https://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" data-via="BoingBoing" data-count="vertical">Tweet</a>
574
+ <script>!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");</script>
575
+ </div>
576
+
577
+ <div class="sharebutton">
578
+ <!-- Place this tag where you want the su badge to render -->
579
+ <su:badge layout="5"></su:badge>
580
+
581
+ <!-- Place this snippet wherever appropriate -->
582
+ <script type="text/javascript">
583
+ (function() {
584
+ var li = document.createElement('script'); li.type = 'text/javascript'; li.async = true;
585
+ li.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https:' : 'http:') + '//platform.stumbleupon.com/1/widgets.js';
586
+ var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(li, s);
587
+ })();
588
+ </script>
589
+ </div>
590
+
591
+ <div class="sharebutton">
592
+ <!-- Place this tag where you want the +1 button to render. -->
593
+ <div class="g-plusone" data-size="tall"></div>
594
+
595
+ <!-- Place this tag after the last +1 button tag. -->
596
+ <script type="text/javascript">
597
+ (function() {
598
+ var po = document.createElement('script'); po.type = 'text/javascript'; po.async = true;
599
+ po.src = 'https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js';
600
+ var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(po, s);
601
+ })();
602
+ </script>
603
+ </div>
604
+
605
+ <div class="sharebutton">
606
+ <div class='kindleWidget kindleLight' style='font-family: sans-serif;'><img src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/plugins/sendtokindle/media/white-15.png" /><span>Kindle</span></div> </div>
607
+ </div>
608
+ </div>
609
+ <div class="post-content sharebuttons">
610
+
611
+ <!-- CONTENT OF THE POST -->
612
+
613
+ <p>
614
+ <img src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_n3wstblgoN1socbkko1_5001-300x300.gif" original="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_n3wstblgoN1socbkko1_5001.gif" mobile="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_n3wstblgoN1socbkko1_5001-300x300.gif" class="bordered"><br />
615
+ No idea who made this, but it's wonderful. If you know, post in the comments, please.
616
+
617
+ <p>
618
+ <b>Update:</b> It's from <a href="http://beesandbombs.tumblr.com/post/82429759407/this-is-a-bees-bombs-original-accept-no">Bees and Bombs</a>, to which I have just subscribed.
619
+
620
+ <!-- METADATA AND COMMENTS -->
621
+ <div id="metadataBox">
622
+
623
+ <!-- PODCAST EMBEDS/LINKS, IF APPLICABLE -->
624
+
625
+
626
+
627
+
628
+
629
+
630
+ <!-- AUTHOR INFORMATION -->
631
+
632
+ <div id="authorbox">
633
+ <p><a href="http://craphound.com/homeland/buy"> <img src="http://craphound.com/images/homelandbio.jpg" class="bordered" align="left"></a>I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called <a href="http://craphound.com/homeland">Homeland</a> (it's the sequel to <a href="http://craphound.com/littlebrother">Little Brother</a>). More books: <a href="http://craphound.com/rotn">Rapture of the Nerds</a> (a novel, with Charlie Stross); <a href="http://craphound.com/walh">With a Little Help</a> (short stories); and <a href="http://craphound.com/gbbt">The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow</a> (novella and nonfic). I <a href="https://craphound.com/?page_id=4667">speak all over the place</a> and I <a href="https://twitter.com/doctorow">tweet</a> and <a href="http://mostlysignssomeportents.tumblr.com/">tumble</a>, too. </div>
634
+
635
+ <!-- TAGS -->
636
+
637
+ <div id="tagbox">
638
+ <p>MORE:&nbsp; <a href="http://boingboing.net/tag/animation" rel="tag">animation</a></p>
639
+ </div>
640
+
641
+
642
+
643
+
644
+ <!-- MORE AT BOING BOING from FEATURES -->
645
+
646
+ <div id="moreatboingboing">
647
+
648
+ <h3>More at Boing Boing</h3>
649
+
650
+
651
+
652
+ <div class="moreitem">
653
+ <p><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tv-recap-game-of-thrones-th.html?utm_campaign=moreatbbmetadata&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=boingboing.net" rel="bookmark"><img class="bordered" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/gotth1.jpg"></a>
654
+
655
+ <p><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/13/tv-recap-game-of-thrones-th.html?utm_campaign=moreatbbmetadata&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=boingboing.net" rel="bookmark">TV recap: Game Of Thrones 'The Lion And The Rose' [season 4, episode&nbsp;2]</a></p>
656
+ </div>
657
+
658
+
659
+
660
+ <div class="moreitem">
661
+ <p><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/the-unthinkable-blooms-on-hann.html?utm_campaign=moreatbbmetadata&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=boingboing.net" rel="bookmark"><img class="bordered" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hanth.jpg"></a>
662
+
663
+ <p><a href="http://boingboing.net/2014/04/08/the-unthinkable-blooms-on-hann.html?utm_campaign=moreatbbmetadata&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=boingboing.net" rel="bookmark">The unthinkable blooms on Hannibal "Futomono"&nbsp;[s2,e6]</a></p>
664
+ </div>
665
+
666
+
667
+ </div>
668
+
669
+ <div id="ad_500">
670
+ <noscript id="ad_500_noscript">
671
+ <script type="text/javascript">
672
+ function convosuiteLabeling(){
673
+ console.log('convosuiteLabeling');
674
+ google_ad_500_code = "<center><iframe src='http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/ads/ad_google_rect.html' width='410' height='290' scrolling='no' frameborder='no' style='margin:0;'></iframe><center>";
675
+
676
+ $('#ad_500').css('border-top', '1px solid #CCC');
677
+ $('#ad_500').css('border-bottom', '1px solid #CCC');
678
+ $('#ad_500').css('margin-bottom', '20px');
679
+ $('#ad_500').css('margin-top', '40px');
680
+ $('#ad_500_label').show();
681
+
682
+ if($('#ad_500').height() < 50){
683
+ $('#convosuite_ad').hide();
684
+ $('#google_ad_500').append(google_ad_500_code);
685
+ console.log('Appending google ad code: '+google_ad_500_code);
686
+ }
687
+ }
688
+ $(document).ready(function(){
689
+ // convosuiteLabeling();
690
+ setTimeout('convosuiteLabeling();', 3000);
691
+ });
692
+ </script>
693
+ <style type="text/css">
694
+ .fm-cs-ad {
695
+ margin:18px 0px 18px 0px !important;
696
+ max-width:514px;
697
+ }
698
+ </style>
699
+ <div id="ad_500_label" style="display:none;margin-top:-22px;text-align:center;font-family: 'proxima-nova-condensed', 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;color: #666;">ADVERTISEMENT</div>
700
+ <div id="convosuite_ad">
701
+ <!-- FM Convosuite 650x300 Zone -->
702
+ <script type='text/javascript' src='http://static.fmpub.net/zone/7234'></script>
703
+ <!-- FM Convosuite 650x300 Zone -->
704
+ </div>
705
+ <div id="google_ad_500"></div>
706
+ </noscript>
707
+ <script type="text/javascript">
708
+ if($('#ad_500').is(':visible')) {
709
+ console.debug('Populating desktop 500 spot with document.write');
710
+ document.write($('#ad_500_noscript').text());
711
+ }
712
+ </script>
713
+ </div>
714
+
715
+
716
+
717
+ </div>
718
+
719
+ <div id="comments-container">
720
+
721
+ <div id="comments">
722
+
723
+ <div class="respond">
724
+ <h3 class="reply-title"><a href="http://bbs.boingboing.net/t/tick-tick-tick/28470">Continue the discussion</a> at bbs.boingboing.net</h3>
725
+ <p class='more-replies'>22 replies</p>
726
+ <p>
727
+ <img alt="" src="//www.gravatar.com/avatar/bdd2b71f7e0f6b5e4e2fdf809cd8e3dc.png?s=25&r=pg&d=identicon" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
728
+ <img alt="" src="//scdn-discourse.r.worldssl.net/uploads/boingboing/avatars/ce6/573/7c77555a28/25.JPG" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
729
+ <img alt="" src="//scdn-discourse.r.worldssl.net/uploads/boingboing/avatars/d13/c17/ebaa887f16/25.jpg" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
730
+ <img alt="" src="//www.gravatar.com/avatar/dd477586d6b8bb0b5e25838985ed24cb.png?s=25&r=pg&d=identicon" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
731
+ <img alt="" src="//scdn-discourse.r.worldssl.net/uploads/boingboing/avatars/bfe/e7a/10ea6f18f4/25.jpg" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
732
+ <img alt="" src="//scdn-discourse.r.worldssl.net/uploads/boingboing/avatars/859/95b/fef8e18140/25.jpg" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
733
+ <img alt="" src="//scdn-discourse.r.worldssl.net/uploads/boingboing/avatars/9c9/c8d/983343ab8b/25.jpg" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
734
+ <img alt="" src="//scdn-discourse.r.worldssl.net/uploads/boingboing/avatars/dbd/003/583512792e/25.jpg" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
735
+ <img alt="" src="//www.gravatar.com/avatar/54052b273cc682b884d2f6151faf8207.png?s=25&r=pg&d=identicon" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
736
+ <img alt="" src="//www.gravatar.com/avatar/297418cf750e0c88035cf26cb430111a.png?s=25&r=pg&d=identicon" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
737
+ <img alt="" src="//www.gravatar.com/avatar/c1c83f628971c4bd7fc0be6e92ebdc42.png?s=25&r=pg&d=identicon" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
738
+ <img alt="" src="//www.gravatar.com/avatar/90ab94a6731be923785e4229028c1a86.png?s=25&r=pg&d=identicon" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
739
+ <img alt="" src="//www.gravatar.com/avatar/98bbaa880662d351e021d2f5fb5e40fe.png?s=25&r=pg&d=identicon" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
740
+ <img alt="" src="//www.gravatar.com/avatar/b82895a8423e72e133b679d4911045a7.png?s=25&r=pg&d=identicon" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
741
+ <img alt="" src="//www.gravatar.com/avatar/899a8a98c0788669af2ca0faba0d12d1.png?s=25&r=pg&d=identicon" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
742
+ <img alt="" src="//www.gravatar.com/avatar/f56c317566802c0d69809e2147507d38.png?s=25&r=pg&d=identicon" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
743
+ <img alt="" src="//scdn-discourse.r.worldssl.net/uploads/boingboing/avatars/88a/a82/211f2d102d/25.jpg" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
744
+ <img alt="" src="//www.gravatar.com/avatar/78d185ccd8b98d3b38f1e4a2ca88796c.png?s=25&r=pg&d=identicon" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
745
+ <img alt="" src="//www.gravatar.com/avatar/749e54555e08d2831cdfc817bbcd99dd.png?s=25&r=pg&d=identicon" class="avatar avatar-25 photo avatar-default" height="25" width="25">
746
+ </p>
747
+ </div><!-- #respond -->
748
+
749
+ </div>
750
+ </div>
751
+ </div>
752
+
753
+ </div>
754
+ </div>
755
+
756
+
757
+ <div style="text-align:center;margin-top:25px;">
758
+
759
+ </div>
760
+ <div style="clear:both;"></div>
761
+ </div>
762
+
763
+
764
+
765
+ <p style="clear:both;">
766
+ </div>
767
+
768
+
769
+
770
+ <div id="debugger"></div>
771
+
772
+ <!-- Sitewide javascript -->
773
+ <script type="text/javascript" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/boingboing.js?v=7"></script>
774
+ <!-- JK Nav by Yu-Jie Lin -->
775
+ <script src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/jquery.jknav.min.js?v=1"></script>
776
+ <!-- Infinite Scroll -->
777
+ <script type="text/javascript" src="http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/themes/2012/infinitescroll.init.js?v=9"> </script>
778
+
779
+ <!-- Google Plus -->
780
+ <script type="text/javascript">
781
+ (function() {
782
+ var po = document.createElement('script'); po.type = 'text/javascript'; po.async = true;
783
+ po.src = 'https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js';
784
+ var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(po, s);
785
+ })();
786
+ </script>
787
+
788
+
789
+ <!-- Disqus javascript -->
790
+ <script type="text/javascript">
791
+ var disqus_shortname = 'boingboing'; // required: replace example with your forum shortname
792
+ /* * * DON'T EDIT BELOW THIS LINE * * */
793
+ (function () {
794
+ var s = document.createElement('script'); s.async = true;
795
+ s.type = 'text/javascript';
796
+ s.src = 'http://' + disqus_shortname + '.disqus.com/count.js';
797
+ (document.getElementsByTagName('HEAD')[0] || document.getElementsByTagName('BODY')[0]).appendChild(s);
798
+ }());
799
+ </script>
800
+
801
+ <!-- Day We Fight Back campaign -->
802
+ <!--[if !(lte IE 8)]><!-->
803
+ <script type="text/javascript">
804
+ (function(){var e=document.createElement("script");e.type="text/javascript";e.async=true;e.src=document.location.protocol+"//d1agz031tafz8n.cloudfront.net/thedaywefightback.js/widget.min.js";var t=document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0];t.parentNode.insertBefore(e,t)})()
805
+ </script>
806
+ <!--<![endif]-->
807
+
808
+ <!-- Analytics-->
809
+ <!-- FM Tracking Pixel -->
810
+ <script type='text/javascript' src='http://static-cf.fmpub.net/site/boingboing'></script>
811
+ <!-- FM Tracking Pixel -->
812
+
813
+ <!-- Mint internal analytics include -->
814
+ <script src="http://mint.boingboing.net/?js" type="text/javascript"></script>
815
+
816
+ <!-- Google Analytics include -->
817
+ <script type="text/javascript">
818
+
819
+ var _gaq = _gaq || [];
820
+ _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-3839311-1']);
821
+ <!-- Categories -->
822
+ _gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Permalink View', 'Category', 'Post']);
823
+
824
+ <!-- Tags -->
825
+ _gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Permalink View', 'Tag', 'animation']);
826
+
827
+ _gaq.push(['_setCustomVar', 1, 'MTAuthor', 'Cory Doctorow', 3]);
828
+ _gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Permalink View', 'Author', 'Cory Doctorow']);
829
+ _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']);
830
+
831
+ (function() {
832
+ var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true;
833
+ ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js';
834
+ var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s);
835
+ })();
836
+
837
+ </script>
838
+ <!-- end Google Analytics include -->
839
+
840
+ <!-- Blockmetrics include -->
841
+ <script type="text/javascript">
842
+ (function() {
843
+ function async_load(){
844
+ var protocol = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://' : 'http://');
845
+ var s = document.createElement('script');
846
+ s.src = protocol + 'blockmetrics.com/static/adblock_detection/js/d.min.js';
847
+ var x = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; x.parentNode.insertBefore(s, x);
848
+ }
849
+ bm_website_code = 'D3D06F828B4511E2';
850
+ jQuery(document).ready(async_load);
851
+ })();
852
+ </script>
853
+ <!-- end Blockmetrics include -->
854
+ <!-- Ads -->
855
+ <div id="ads">
856
+
857
+ <!-- FM AD SKIN Zone -->
858
+ <script type='text/javascript' src='http://static-cf.fmpub.net/zone/3992'></script>
859
+ <!-- FM AD SKIN Zone -->
860
+
861
+ </div>
862
+
863
+
864
+
865
+ </body>
866
+ </html>
867
+
868
+ <div style="clear:both;"></div>
869
+
870
+ </div> <!-- Ends container DIV -->
871
+
872
+
873
+
874
+ <!-- Dynamic page generated in 0.281 seconds. -->
875
+ <!-- Cached page generated by WP-Super-Cache on 2014-04-14 16:47:33 -->
876
+ <!-- super cache -->