rapsum 0.0.8 → 0.0.9

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  2. data/lib/kanyeism.rb +25 -0
  3. data/lib/rapsum.rb +11 -6
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data/lib/kanyeism.rb ADDED
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+ KANYEISM = [
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+ "Jay is Kweli's favorite rapper, 50 is Eminem's favorite rapper, and I'm my favorite rapper.",
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+ "I'm like a vessel, and God has chosen me to be the voice and the connector.",
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+ "My music isn't just music--it's medicine.",
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+ "Don't ask me what I think the best song of last year was, because my opinion is the same as most of America's. It was 'Gold Digger'.",
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+ "'Everything I'm not made me everything I am.' In my humble opinion, that's a prophetic statement. Gandhi would've said something like that.",
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+ "Come on now! How could you be me and want to be someone else?",
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+ "When I think of competition it's like I try to create against the past. I think about Michelangelo and Picasso. You know, the pyramids.",
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+ "I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things.",
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+ "I'm the No. 1 living and breathing rock star.",
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+ "When someone comes up and says something like, 'I am a god,' everybody says 'who does he think he is?' I just told you who I thought I was. A god. I just told you. That's who I think I am.",
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+ "For me to say I wasn't a genius, I would just be lying to you and to myself.",
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+ "I feel like a little big, like, I'm the braveheart of creativity.",
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+ "I am Warhol! I am the number one most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. Walt Disney, Nike, Google.",
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+ "Visiting my mind is like visiting the Hermes factory.",
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+ "I'm doing pretty good as far as geniuses go.",
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+ "I'm going down as a legend, whether or not you like me or not.",
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+ "The Bible had 20, 30, 40, 50 characters in it. You don't think that I would be one of the characters of today's modern bible?",
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+ "My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.",
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+ "You can't look at a glass half full or empty if it's overflowing.",
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+ "I have, like, nuclear power, like a superhero, like cyclops when he puts his glasses on.",
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+ "Yeah. I'm rich and I'm famous, but I try not to be extra with it.",
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+ "A lot of people were wondering what I was going to do if I didn't win anything. I guess we'll never know.",
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+ "I'm a creative genius and there's no other way to word it",
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+ ]
data/lib/rapsum.rb CHANGED
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+ require_relative 'kanyeism'
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  require_relative 'long_sentence_samples'
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  require_relative 'names'
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  require_relative 'short_sentence_samples'
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  module Rapsum
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- def self.short_sentence
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- SHORT_SENTENCE_SAMPLES.sample + '.'
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+ def self.email
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+ NAMES.sample + "@gmail.com"
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+ end
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+ def self.give_me_a_kanye
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+ KANYEISM.sample
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  end
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  def self.long_sentence
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  paragraph.join('. ') + '.'
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  end
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- def self.tagline
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- SHORT_SENTENCE_SAMPLES.sample
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+ def self.short_sentence
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+ SHORT_SENTENCE_SAMPLES.sample + '.'
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  end
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- def self.email
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- NAMES.sample + "@gmail.com"
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+ def self.tagline
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+ SHORT_SENTENCE_SAMPLES.sample
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  end
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  end
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  --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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  name: rapsum
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  version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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- version: 0.0.8
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+ version: 0.0.9
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  platform: ruby
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  authors:
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  - Victoria Chuang
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  autorequire:
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  bindir: bin
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  cert_chain: []
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- date: 2015-04-21 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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+ date: 2015-04-22 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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  dependencies: []
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  description: A rap lyric faker
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  email: victoriachuang@gmail.com
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  - lib/short_sentence_samples.rb
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  - lib/long_sentence_samples.rb
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  - lib/names.rb
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+ - lib/kanyeism.rb
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  homepage: https://rubygems.org/gems/rapsum
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  licenses:
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  - MIT