rambling_hipster 0.0.1

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+ #!/usr/bin/env ruby
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+ require 'httparty'
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+
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+ class HipsterJesus
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+ include HTTParty
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+ format :json
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+ end
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+
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+ class RamblingHipster
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+ def self.speak
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+ response = HipsterJesus.get('http://hipsterjesus.com/api/?paras=20&type=hipster-centric')
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+
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+ words = response['text'].split(' ')
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+ sentence = words.sample(5).collect {|x| x.gsub(/<\/?[^>]*>/,"").gsub(/\W/, "").downcase }.join(' ')
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+ final = words.keep_if { |w| /(?=.*^[a-z])(?=.*s$)/ =~ w }.sample
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+
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+ potlucks = ["Thundercats","squid","whatever","tattooed","letterpress","skateboard","Williamsburg","Portland","freegan","lo-fi","Brooklyn","hoodie","leggings","mustache","food truck","raw denim","jean shorts","tofu","trust fund","beard","wolf moon","DIY","fixie","farm-to-table","seitan","put a bird on it","VHS","mixtape","photo booth","artisan","scenester"]
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+
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+
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+ if (rand(8) == 4)
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+ status = "Wanna have a #{potlucks.sample} potluck?"
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+ else
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+ status = "You probably haven't heard of #{sentence} #{final}."
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+ end
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+ puts status
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+ end
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+ end
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+ --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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+ name: rambling_hipster
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+ version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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+ version: 0.0.1
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+ prerelease:
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+ platform: ruby
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+ authors:
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+ - Anthony Goddard
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+ autorequire:
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+ bindir: bin
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+ cert_chain: []
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+ date: 2013-07-29 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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+ dependencies:
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+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
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+ name: httparty
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+ requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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+ none: false
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+ requirements:
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+ - - ! '>='
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+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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+ version: '0'
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+ type: :runtime
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+ prerelease: false
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+ version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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+ none: false
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+ requirements:
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+ - - ! '>='
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+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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+ version: '0'
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+ description: Generates a rambling hipster sentence, short enough for a tweet
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+ email: anthony@anthonygoddard.com
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+ executables: []
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+ extensions: []
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+ extra_rdoc_files: []
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+ files:
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+ - lib/rambling_hipster.rb
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+ homepage: https://github.com/agoddard/ramblinghipster
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+ licenses: []
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+ post_install_message:
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+ rdoc_options: []
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+ require_paths:
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+ - lib
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+ required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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+ none: false
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+ requirements:
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+ - - ! '>='
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+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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+ version: '0'
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+ required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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+ none: false
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+ requirements:
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+ - - ! '>='
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+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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+ version: '0'
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+ requirements: []
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+ rubyforge_project:
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+ rubygems_version: 1.8.23
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+ signing_key:
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+ specification_version: 3
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+ summary: A rambling hipster
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+ test_files: []