rack-plastic 0.0.0
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- data/CHANGELOG +2 -0
- data/LICENSE +21 -0
- data/README.rdoc +55 -0
- data/Rakefile +42 -0
- data/lib/plastic.rb +85 -0
- data/lib/plastic_helper.rb +81 -0
- data/test/middlewares/initial.rb +35 -0
- data/test/middlewares/intro.rb +18 -0
- data/test/middlewares/l337.rb +23 -0
- data/test/middlewares/stylizer.rb +17 -0
- data/test/rackapp/app.rb +105 -0
- data/test/rackapp/config.ru +16 -0
- data/test/railsapp/README +243 -0
- data/test/railsapp/Rakefile +10 -0
- data/test/railsapp/app/controllers/application_controller.rb +10 -0
- data/test/railsapp/app/controllers/tommy_boy_controller.rb +9 -0
- data/test/railsapp/app/helpers/application_helper.rb +3 -0
- data/test/railsapp/app/helpers/tommy_boy_helper.rb +2 -0
- data/test/railsapp/app/views/layouts/application.html.erb +13 -0
- data/test/railsapp/app/views/tommy_boy/index.html.erb +44 -0
- data/test/railsapp/app/views/tommy_boy/more.html.erb +12 -0
- data/test/railsapp/config/boot.rb +110 -0
- data/test/railsapp/config/database.yml +22 -0
- data/test/railsapp/config/environment.rb +50 -0
- data/test/railsapp/config/environments/development.rb +17 -0
- data/test/railsapp/config/environments/production.rb +28 -0
- data/test/railsapp/config/environments/test.rb +28 -0
- data/test/railsapp/config/initializers/backtrace_silencers.rb +7 -0
- data/test/railsapp/config/initializers/inflections.rb +10 -0
- data/test/railsapp/config/initializers/mime_types.rb +5 -0
- data/test/railsapp/config/initializers/new_rails_defaults.rb +21 -0
- data/test/railsapp/config/initializers/session_store.rb +15 -0
- data/test/railsapp/config/locales/en.yml +5 -0
- data/test/railsapp/config/routes.rb +4 -0
- data/test/railsapp/db/development.sqlite3 +0 -0
- data/test/railsapp/db/seeds.rb +7 -0
- data/test/railsapp/doc/README_FOR_APP +2 -0
- data/test/railsapp/log/development.log +108 -0
- data/test/railsapp/log/production.log +0 -0
- data/test/railsapp/log/server.log +0 -0
- data/test/railsapp/log/test.log +0 -0
- data/test/railsapp/public/404.html +30 -0
- data/test/railsapp/public/422.html +30 -0
- data/test/railsapp/public/500.html +30 -0
- data/test/railsapp/public/favicon.ico +0 -0
- data/test/railsapp/public/images/rails.png +0 -0
- data/test/railsapp/public/javascripts/application.js +2 -0
- data/test/railsapp/public/javascripts/controls.js +963 -0
- data/test/railsapp/public/javascripts/dragdrop.js +973 -0
- data/test/railsapp/public/javascripts/effects.js +1128 -0
- data/test/railsapp/public/javascripts/prototype.js +4320 -0
- data/test/railsapp/public/robots.txt +5 -0
- data/test/railsapp/script/about +4 -0
- data/test/railsapp/script/console +3 -0
- data/test/railsapp/script/dbconsole +3 -0
- data/test/railsapp/script/destroy +3 -0
- data/test/railsapp/script/generate +3 -0
- data/test/railsapp/script/performance/benchmarker +3 -0
- data/test/railsapp/script/performance/profiler +3 -0
- data/test/railsapp/script/plugin +3 -0
- data/test/railsapp/script/runner +3 -0
- data/test/railsapp/script/server +3 -0
- data/test/railsapp/test/functional/tommy_boy_controller_test.rb +8 -0
- data/test/railsapp/test/performance/browsing_test.rb +9 -0
- data/test/railsapp/test/test_helper.rb +38 -0
- data/test/railsapp/test/unit/helpers/tommy_boy_helper_test.rb +4 -0
- data/test/sinatraapp/app.rb +105 -0
- metadata +141 -0
data/CHANGELOG
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The MIT License
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Copyright (c) 2009 Wyatt M. Greene
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Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
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of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
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in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
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to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
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copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
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furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
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The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in
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all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
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THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
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IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
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FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
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AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
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LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
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THE SOFTWARE.
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data/README.rdoc
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= Rack::Plastic
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== Description
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If you are creating Rack middleware that changes the HTML response, use
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Plastic to get a head start. Plastic takes care of the
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boilerplate Rack glue so that you can focus on simply changing the HTML.
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== Usage
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There are two ways you can change the HTML: as a Nokogiri document or as
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a string. Simply define one of the following methods:
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def change_nokogiri_doc(doc)
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doc
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end
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def change_html_string(html)
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... insert code that changes the html string ...
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html
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end
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If you define both methods, change_nokogiri_doc will be called first, then
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the doc will be converted to an HTML string, then the string will be
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passed to change_html_string.
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Rack::Plastic also provides some convenience methods for interacting with
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Rack and Nokogiri.
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== Examples
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Plastic.
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== Testing
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This gem doesn't come with automated tests, but it provides manual tests.
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Each of the example middlewares is inserted into a Sinatra, Rails, and
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Rack test app.
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* script/server
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require 'rake'
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require 'rake/rdoctask'
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desc 'Generate documentation for Plastic.'
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Rake::RDocTask.new(:rdoc) do |rdoc|
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rdoc.rdoc_dir = 'rdoc'
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rdoc.title = 'Rack::Plastic'
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rdoc.rdoc_files.include('README.rdoc')
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end
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begin
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require 'jeweler'
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Jeweler::Tasks.new do |s|
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s.name = "rack-plastic"
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s.version = "0.0.0"
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s.author = "Wyatt Greene"
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s.email = "techiferous@gmail.com"
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s.summary = "Helps you write Rack middleware using Nokogiri."
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s.description = %Q{
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If you are creating Rack middleware that changes the HTML response, use
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Plastic to get a head start. Plastic takes care of the
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boilerplate Rack glue so that you can focus on simply changing the HTML.
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}
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s.add_dependency('rack', '>= 1.0.0')
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s.add_dependency('nokogiri', '>= 1.4.0')
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s.require_path = "lib"
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s.files = []
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s.files << "README.rdoc"
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s.files << "Rakefile"
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s.files += Dir.glob("lib/**/*")
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s.files += Dir.glob("test/**/*")
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s.homepage = "http://github.com/techiferous/rack-plastic"
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rescue LoadError
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end
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require 'nokogiri'
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module Rack
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# If you are creating Rack middleware that changes the HTML response, inherit
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# from Rack::Plastic to get a head start. Rack::Plastic takes care of the
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# boilerplate Rack glue so that you can focus on simply changing the HTML.
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#
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# There are two ways you can change the HTML: as a Nokogiri document or as
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# a string. Simply define one of the following methods:
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#
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# def change_nokogiri_doc(doc)
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# ... insert code that changes the doc ...
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# doc
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# end
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# def change_html_string(html)
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# ... insert code that changes the html string ...
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# html
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# end
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# If you define both methods, change_nokogiri_doc will be called first, then
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# the doc will be converted to an HTML string, then the string will be
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# Rack and Nokogiri.
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class Plastic
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end
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private
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@p.request
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# a convenience method for adding a new HTML element as the first child
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# of another HTML element
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require 'nokogiri'
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module Rack
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def handle_request(env, app, options, plastic)
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@app = app
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@options = options
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@request = Rack::Request.new(env)
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'48CD3F6H1JKLMN0P9R57UVWxY2')
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def change_nokogiri_doc(doc)
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doc.at_css("body")["style"] = "font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: italic;"
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def call(env)
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def front_page
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%Q{
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PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
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"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
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<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
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<title>The Greatest Movie of All Time</title>
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<body>
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<div id="container">
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What my associate is trying to say is that our new brake pads are really cool.
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You're not even gonna believe it.
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Like, um, let's say you're driving along
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the road, with your family.<br />
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And you're driving along...la de da...woo...<br />
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And then all of a sudden
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there's a truck tire
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in the middle of the road
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and you hit the brakes.<br />
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Screeeee!
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<p>
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Woah, that was close.
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</p>
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<p>
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Now let's see what happens when you're
|
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driving with "the other guy's brake pads".
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</p>
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<p>
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You're driving along,<br />
|
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you're driving along,<br />
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and all of a sudden your kids are
|
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yelling from the back seat:<br />
|
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+
"I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy!"<br />
|
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"Not now, dammit!"<br />
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"Truck tire! I can't stop! Aaaaa! Help!"<br />
|
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|
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"There's a cliff! Aaaaa!"<br />
|
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|
+
And your family screaming:<br />
|
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+
"Oh my God, we're burning alive!"<br />
|
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|
+
"No! I can't feel my legs!"<br />
|
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|
+
Here comes the meat-wagon! Woo woo woo!<br />
|
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|
+
And the medic gets out and says:<br />
|
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+
"Oh! My! God!"<br />
|
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|
+
New guy's in the corner puking his guts out:<br />
|
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|
+
Blllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!<br />
|
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|
+
Blllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!<br />
|
65
|
+
</p>
|
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|
+
<p>
|
67
|
+
All because you wanna save a coupla extra pennies.
|
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|
+
</p>
|
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|
+
<a href="/more">« inflict me with more »</a>
|
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|
+
</div>
|
71
|
+
</body>
|
72
|
+
</html>
|
73
|
+
}
|
74
|
+
end
|
75
|
+
|
76
|
+
def more
|
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|
+
%Q{
|
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|
+
<!DOCTYPE html
|
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|
+
PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
|
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|
+
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
|
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|
+
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
|
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|
+
<head>
|
83
|
+
<title>More of the Greatest Movie of All Time</title>
|
84
|
+
</head>
|
85
|
+
<body>
|
86
|
+
<div id="container">
|
87
|
+
<p>
|
88
|
+
D+? Oh my God! I passed! I passed! Oh, man i got a D+! I'm gonna graduate!
|
89
|
+
I'm gonna graduate! D+!
|
90
|
+
</p>
|
91
|
+
<p>
|
92
|
+
Hey guys, do i look different now that i'm a college grad?
|
93
|
+
</p>
|
94
|
+
<p>
|
95
|
+
Apparently they give a lot fewer D+'s than D-'s.
|
96
|
+
It's not a grade they like to give out, i'll tell ya that right now.
|
97
|
+
</p>
|
98
|
+
<a href="/">« take me back »</a>
|
99
|
+
</div>
|
100
|
+
</body>
|
101
|
+
</html>
|
102
|
+
}
|
103
|
+
end
|
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|
+
|
105
|
+
end
|