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- data/lib/plastic_helper.rb +81 -0
- data/test/middlewares/initial.rb +35 -0
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- data/test/railsapp/app/helpers/application_helper.rb +3 -0
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The MIT License
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Copyright (c) 2009 Wyatt M. Greene
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= Rack::Plastic
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== Description
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If you are creating Rack middleware that changes the HTML response, use
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Plastic to get a head start. Plastic takes care of the
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boilerplate Rack glue so that you can focus on simply changing the HTML.
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== Usage
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There are two ways you can change the HTML: as a Nokogiri document or as
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a string. Simply define one of the following methods:
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doc
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html
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end
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If you define both methods, change_nokogiri_doc will be called first, then
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the doc will be converted to an HTML string, then the string will be
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== Examples
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Plastic.
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== Testing
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Rack test app.
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require 'rake'
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require 'rake/rdoctask'
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desc 'Generate documentation for Plastic.'
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begin
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Jeweler::Tasks.new do |s|
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s.name = "rack-plastic"
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s.version = "0.0.0"
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s.author = "Wyatt Greene"
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s.summary = "Helps you write Rack middleware using Nokogiri."
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}
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s.add_dependency('rack', '>= 1.0.0')
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s.add_dependency('nokogiri', '>= 1.4.0')
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require 'nokogiri'
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module Rack
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# If you are creating Rack middleware that changes the HTML response, inherit
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# boilerplate Rack glue so that you can focus on simply changing the HTML.
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#
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# def change_nokogiri_doc(doc)
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# ... insert code that changes the doc ...
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# doc
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# ... insert code that changes the html string ...
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# html
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def handle_request(env, app, options, plastic)
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module Rack
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def change_nokogiri_doc(doc)
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doc.css("p").each do |p|
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p.traverse do |node|
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update_text(node, initial_whitespace + "openingspantag" + initial_character +
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'48CD3F6H1JKLMN0P9R57UVWxY2')
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def change_nokogiri_doc(doc)
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def call(env)
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def front_page
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PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
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"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
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<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
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<div id="container">
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What my associate is trying to say is that our new brake pads are really cool.
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You're not even gonna believe it.
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Like, um, let's say you're driving along
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the road, with your family.<br />
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And you're driving along...la de da...woo...<br />
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And then all of a sudden
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there's a truck tire
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in the middle of the road
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and you hit the brakes.<br />
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Screeeee!
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<p>
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Woah, that was close.
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<p>
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Now let's see what happens when you're
|
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driving with "the other guy's brake pads".
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</p>
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<p>
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You're driving along,<br />
|
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you're driving along,<br />
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and all of a sudden your kids are
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yelling from the back seat:<br />
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+
"I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy!"<br />
|
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"Not now, dammit!"<br />
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"Truck tire! I can't stop! Aaaaa! Help!"<br />
|
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|
+
"There's a cliff! Aaaaa!"<br />
|
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|
+
And your family screaming:<br />
|
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|
+
"Oh my God, we're burning alive!"<br />
|
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|
+
"No! I can't feel my legs!"<br />
|
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|
+
Here comes the meat-wagon! Woo woo woo!<br />
|
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|
+
And the medic gets out and says:<br />
|
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|
+
"Oh! My! God!"<br />
|
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|
+
New guy's in the corner puking his guts out:<br />
|
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|
+
Blllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!<br />
|
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|
+
Blllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!<br />
|
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|
+
</p>
|
66
|
+
<p>
|
67
|
+
All because you wanna save a coupla extra pennies.
|
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|
+
</p>
|
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|
+
<a href="/more">« inflict me with more »</a>
|
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|
+
</div>
|
71
|
+
</body>
|
72
|
+
</html>
|
73
|
+
}
|
74
|
+
end
|
75
|
+
|
76
|
+
def more
|
77
|
+
%Q{
|
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|
+
<!DOCTYPE html
|
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|
+
PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
|
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|
+
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
|
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|
+
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
|
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|
+
<head>
|
83
|
+
<title>More of the Greatest Movie of All Time</title>
|
84
|
+
</head>
|
85
|
+
<body>
|
86
|
+
<div id="container">
|
87
|
+
<p>
|
88
|
+
D+? Oh my God! I passed! I passed! Oh, man i got a D+! I'm gonna graduate!
|
89
|
+
I'm gonna graduate! D+!
|
90
|
+
</p>
|
91
|
+
<p>
|
92
|
+
Hey guys, do i look different now that i'm a college grad?
|
93
|
+
</p>
|
94
|
+
<p>
|
95
|
+
Apparently they give a lot fewer D+'s than D-'s.
|
96
|
+
It's not a grade they like to give out, i'll tell ya that right now.
|
97
|
+
</p>
|
98
|
+
<a href="/">« take me back »</a>
|
99
|
+
</div>
|
100
|
+
</body>
|
101
|
+
</html>
|
102
|
+
}
|
103
|
+
end
|
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|
+
|
105
|
+
end
|