poopypants 0.0.1

data/lib/poopypants.rb

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+### PROFESSOR POOPYPANTS NAME CHANGE-O-GEM 2000 ###
+class Poopypants
+
+  def self.run
+
+    first_firsts = [["A", "Stinky"], ["B", "Lumpy"], ["C", "Buttercup"], ["D", "Gidget"], ["E", "Crusty"], ["F", "Greasy"], ["G", "Fluffy"], ["H", "Cheeseball"], ["I", "Chim-Chim"], ["J", "Poopsie"], ["K", "Flunky"], ["L", "Booger"], ["M", "Pinky"], ["N", "Zippy"], ["O", "Goober"], ["P", "Doofus"], ["Q", "Slimy"], ["R", "Loopy"], ["S", "Snotty"], ["T", "Falafel"], ["U", "Dorky"], ["V", "Squeezit"], ["W", "Oprah"], ["X", "Skipper"], ["Y", "Dinky"], ["Z", "Zsa-Zsa"]]
+    first_lasts  = [["A", "Diaper"], ["B", "Toilet"], ["C", "Giggle"], ["D", "Bubble"], ["E", "Girdle"], ["F", "Barf"], ["G", "Lizard"], ["H", "Waffle"], ["I", "Cootie"], ["J", "Monkey"], ["K", "Potty"], ["L", "Liver"], ["M", "Banana"], ["N", "Rhino"], ["O", "Burger"], ["P", "Hamster"], ["Q", "Toad"], ["R", "Gizzard"], ["S", "Pizza"], ["T", "Gerbil"], ["U", "Chicken"], ["V", "Pickle"], ["W", "Chuckle"], ["X", "Tofu"], ["Y", "Gorilla"], ["Z", "Stinker"]]
+    last_lasts   = [["A", "Head"], ["B", "Mouth"], ["C", "Face"], ["D", "Nose"], ["E", "Tush"], ["F", "Breath"], ["G", "Pants"], ["H", "Shorts"], ["I", "Lips"], ["J", "Honker"], ["K", "Butt"], ["L", "Brain"], ["M", "Tushie"], ["N", "Chunks"], ["O", "Hiney"], ["P", "Biscuits"], ["Q", "Toes"], ["R", "Buns"], ["S", "Fanny"], ["T", "Sniffer"], ["U", "Sprinkles"], ["V", "Kisser"], ["W", "Squirt"], ["X", "Humperdinck"], ["Y", "Brains"], ["Z", "Juice"]]
+    
+    first_name = ""
+    while first_name == ""
+      print "What is your FIRST name? "
+      first_name = gets.chomp
+    end
+
+    last_name = ""
+    while last_name == ""
+      print "What is your LAST name? "
+      last_name = gets.chomp
+    end
+
+    first_first = first_name.gsub(/\W+|\d+/, '')[0].chr.capitalize
+    first_last  = last_name.gsub(/\W+|\d+/, '')[0].chr.capitalize
+    last_last   = last_name.gsub(/\W+|\d+/, '')[-1].chr.capitalize
+
+    new_first_first = first_firsts.select{|f| f[0] == first_first}
+    new_first_last  = first_lasts.select{|f| f[0]  == first_last}
+    new_last_last   = last_lasts.select{|f| f[0]   == last_last}
+
+    puts "According to Professor Poopypants, your new name is #{new_first_first[0][1]} #{new_first_last[0][1]} #{new_last_last[0][1]}."
+    
+  end
+
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: poopypants
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.0.1
+  prerelease: 
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Eli Duke
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2012-01-31 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies: []
+description: You know you love wacky names, so give it a try! irb> require 'poopypants';
+  Poopypants.run
+email: elimduke@gmail.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- lib/poopypants.rb
+homepage: http://rubygems.org/gems/poopypants
+licenses: []
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 1.8.15
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 3
+summary: Professor Poopypants's Name Change-O-Gem 2000
+test_files: []