moo_ebooks 1.0.0

data/lib/moo_ebooks/suffix.rb

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+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+module Ebooks
+  # This generator uses data similar to a Markov model, but
+  # instead of making a chain by looking up bigrams it uses the
+  # positions to randomly replace token array suffixes in one sentence
+  # with matching suffixes in another
+  # @private
+  class SuffixGenerator
+    # Build a generator from a corpus of tikified sentences
+    # "tikis" are token indexes-- a way of representing words
+    # and punctuation as their integer position in a big array
+    # of such tokens
+    # @param sentences [Array<Array<Integer>>]
+    # @return [SuffixGenerator]
+    def self.build(sentences)
+      SuffixGenerator.new(sentences)
+    end
+
+    def initialize(sentences)
+      @sentences = sentences.reject(&:empty?)
+      @unigrams = {}
+      @bigrams = {}
+
+      @sentences.each_with_index do |tikis, i|
+        last_tiki = INTERIM
+        tikis.each_with_index do |tiki, j|
+          @unigrams[last_tiki] ||= []
+          @unigrams[last_tiki] << [i, j]
+
+          @bigrams[last_tiki] ||= {}
+          @bigrams[last_tiki][tiki] ||= []
+
+          if j == tikis.length - 1 # Mark sentence endings
+            @unigrams[tiki] ||= []
+            @unigrams[tiki] << [i, INTERIM]
+            @bigrams[last_tiki][tiki] << [i, INTERIM]
+          else
+            @bigrams[last_tiki][tiki] << [i, j + 1]
+          end
+
+          last_tiki = tiki
+        end
+      end
+    end
+
+    # Generate a recombined sequence of tikis
+    # @param passes [Integer] number of times to recombine
+    # @param gram [Symbol] :unigrams or :bigrams (affects how conservative the
+    # model is)
+    # @return [Array<Integer>]
+    def generate(passes = 5, gram = :unigrams)
+      index = rand(@sentences.length)
+      tikis = @sentences[index]
+      used = [index] # Sentences we've already used
+      verbatim = [tikis] # Verbatim sentences to avoid reproducing
+
+      passes.times do
+        # Map bigram start site => next tiki alternatives
+        varsites = make_varsites(tikis, gram, used)
+
+        variant, verbatim, used = make_variant(tikis, varsites, verbatim, used)
+
+        # If we failed to produce a variation from any alternative, there
+        # is no use running additional passes-- they'll have the same result.
+        break if variant.nil?
+
+        tikis = variant
+      end
+
+      tikis
+    end
+
+    private
+
+    def make_variant(tikis, varsites, verbatim, used)
+      variant = nil
+      varsites.to_a.shuffle.each do |site|
+        start = site[0]
+
+        site[1].shuffle.each do |alt|
+          verbatim << @sentences[alt[0]]
+          suffix = @sentences[alt[0]][alt[1]..-1]
+          potential = tikis[0..start + 1] + suffix
+
+          # Ensure we're not just rebuilding some segment of another sentence
+          next if verbatim.find do |v|
+            NLP.subseq?(v, potential) || NLP.subseq?(potential, v)
+          end
+          used << alt[0]
+          variant = potential
+          break
+        end
+
+        break if variant
+      end
+      [variant, verbatim, used]
+    end
+
+    def make_varsites(tikis, gram, used)
+      varsites = {}
+      tikis.each_with_index do |tiki, i|
+        next_tiki = tikis[i.succ]
+        break if next_tiki.nil?
+
+        alternatives = if gram == :unigrams
+                         @unigrams[next_tiki]
+                       else
+                         @bigrams[tiki][next_tiki]
+                       end
+        # Filter out suffixes from previous sentences
+        alternatives.reject! { |a| a[1] == INTERIM || used.include?(a[0]) }
+        varsites[i] = alternatives unless alternatives.empty?
+      end
+      varsites
+    end
+  end
+end

data/lib/moo_ebooks/version.rb

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+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+module Ebooks
+  MAJOR = 1
+  MINOR = 0
+  PATH = 0
+
+  VERSION = "#{MAJOR}.#{MINOR}.#{PATH}"
+end

data/spec/data/0xabad1dea.json

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+{"statuses":["Allegedly some ISP in Russia is trying to block 4chan. As a lover of popcorn and fireworks, I welcome this development.","“Oh btw NSA can correlate a normal photograph of the outdoors with top-down satellite imagery” I wonder how it works; crowdsourced stuff?","Google Docs wants me to correct \"holograms and lasers\" to \"holograms & lasers.\" Hologram & Laser, Space Attorneys","It’s really weird to think that the Great Red Spot could go on shrinking and the defining characteristic of a planet would just… go away","One of the little advertising signs in Mario Kart 8 is for “100% organic antifreeze” >.>","I dreamed that Canada politely asked New England if we would like to be annexed and we were like okay (New Hampshire would not be like okay)","Annoying people flood Twitch chat channels on Friday night like clockwork. “You can stay up until ten” clockwork, I imagine 🕙","Well that’s cute — the Mario Kart 8 credits put all the imaginary brand logos at the end like movie producer logos","I’ve concluded that the Wii-U video card is really good at real-time lighting effects and literally nothing else","Now to cry because I’m scared my dummy husband is going to get lost or hurt or robbed or captured by terrorists on his trip to California","What one of the unlockable characters is Metal Peach because Metal Mario wasn’t enough of a cop-out for inflating roster count","DH points out the Toads on the Mario Kart online screen are not tethered to anything in outer space, about to go the way of the kerbal","Major criticism: Mario Kart 8 has gone way overboard on specular and glow effects. Kills the cartoon aesthetic.","I can’t believe it. The Wii-U just took less than half an hour to apply an update. What went wro— oh haha that was just stage one","The most important thing about being an adult is that you can say “well *I* know I’m not lying to stay home sick, so I can play video games”","I want to try soylent, but my anti-hipster friends will make fun of me \n\nAlso still kinda hung up on the name","Sure, I put a key generated in JavaScript in escrow through JavaScript \n\nBut keybase works on my iPad, so I’ve got that going for me","sic semper redditis","The redditor who confused me with someone else pulled out some Latin instead of admitting their mistake. That’s platonic ideal redditing","\"This archive contains an executable. For security reasons...\" Gmail nobody has ever once caught a Windows virus from a *tar* file","Like, okay, sometimes you have to click that context link and that's *work*, but I've been accused of writing so many posts I didn't","There's a correlation on reddit between having a dumb post and not being able to keep track of different usernames in a thread.","also the new version goes out of its way to seek out and destroy your local copy of the truecrypt user manual!","Actually they removed several different URLs of where to source the components to actually build the thing.","also against the ragequit theory: the new decrypt-only code is thoroughly documented and robust at ordinary non-tableflip levels","The big problem with the ragequit theory is that the dev missed huge opportunities to make us all feel guilty for not being better users.","Ugh, I am nearly literally tearing my hair out over the little details not adding up over the TrueCrypt thing but there’s nothing more to do","You’d think by now I’d remember that Visual Studio likes to shut down without consent during the install process but nope surprised again","\"Premium 2012 With Blend\" sounds more like a kind of coffee than a kind of compiler","Also that photo implies they’re reissuing the controller thus ending our long nightmare of breaking our last working GC controllers","I’m going to be home alone for over a week because… my husband is going to the wedding of a DOTA teammate","ps if you see me censor a company or product name you can bet it's because their sales team has annoyed me on twitter","(dwm.exe is kind of more than a little bit mandatory to... use the desktop windows manager, such as b*t9 would display through...)","\"B*t9 has blocked dwm.exe\"\n\nUhhh\n\n*clicks allow* \n\nUhhhhh......","(When I say work laptop I mean: work-provided and work-mandated laptop. They won't let me BYOD for the purpose in question)","of course being a good scientist I'm repeatedly closing the lid, rebooting, and checking the Windows logs instead of going to lunch","also just when I thought I *finally* had everything squared away with getting a good work laptop, it crashes on resume every time","How does one file a ticket for the ticket-filing interface rendering as blank","Actually I could probably sign a hoax with *any* pgp key and there'd be people who don't know how to check and take it on faith it's correct","namely a pastebin hoax like \"boo hoo I'm the truecrypt dev and they both stole my keys and deleted my local copy send bitcoin\"","For the first time in my life, I actually have the urge to perpetuate a pastebin hoax. Someone remind me of my strong ethical stance","So apparently forking TrueCrypt is legally problematic per the license.\n\nBut uh, who exactly has standing to sue?","So did Snowden happen to drop any mad facts about TrueCrypt or are we still at Ground Question Mark","pokebot has glitched out so now's a good time to join if you want to see the entire game played on \"no flash in dark cave\" mode ;)","the older I get, the more I appreciate the nexus of forward-thinking ideas that was Star Trek, even if I still hate cheesy sci-fi.","Is there anyone out there a big enough Visual Studio nerd to know if .rc files did switch from \"English (U.S.)\" to \"English (United States)\"","wow so if I double tap the wrong spot on my new laptop's touchpad it disables the touchpad\n\nYes brilliant good feature #UIRage","Gee whiz I haven’t had an infosec high this big since heartbleed !","But if this is in fact an NSL canary then I hope they asked for their fair ten million dollars before doing the right thing","Preparing for epic plot twist where Snowden reveals in tonight’s interview that he wrote TrueCrypt","So my “least terrible” theory is someone ragequit over internal audit bickering and was very immature in how they handled it","Almost every truecrypt theory I can come up with is a *serious* problem. Pretty much only one that isn’t is “developer ragequit”","Another good pokébot run lost to “it hurt itself in its confusion”","Oh now I feel bad it turns out this pizza guy knew he had messed up our order last time… but we didn’t even notice haha","Is it rude to make suggestions to a pizza delivery guy about his knocking technique","I have no idea why Tiny Red Triangle 🔺 is an emoji but other abstract choices include 🔹 and 〰 and Inverted Tiny Red Triangle 🔻","We need a punctuation mark for “I am aware the person I am quoting has problematic views in other areas” \n\nThomas Jefferson🔺 said that…","I understand how it works, but it creeps me out that my new work laptop already had my boot encryption password on it.","GAHH twitter why am I seeing replies from someone I blocked why why why WHY","The Terrible Worktop, realizing it’s being traded in this afternoon, rebels by pegging its cores","I'm probably flattering myself, but I might have gotten my first spear phishing attempt. Unfortunately their download link doesn't work well","“We’re installing new censorship equipment.” *laser fires off, clips Alderaan’s moon* “tee-hee, oops! That was an accident. Hi Alderaan!”","Facebook has been blocked in Thailand. Government threats to internet freedom are growing globally.","Definitely need a scene in book 2 with someone wigging out over ridiculous telegram overcharging schemes.","It further says that if someone sends an enciphered message by telegram to go ahead and count each letter as a word for billing purposes","\"No abbreviations should be used in the body of a paid message. Numbers should be spelled out in full.\" – Telegram rules, 1873 #PayByTheWord","\"Very few of the people who are using wireless telephones at the present time have any idea of how the 'wheels go round.'\" – 1922","From the annals of Dwarf Fortress bugs: \"the king of my dwarves appointed a visiting merchant's yak as the general of the army\"","Some competing ereaders have SD slots. New project: make various tiers of Important Books For Your Apocalypse Kit","Apparently paperwhite only comes in one storage size so now I gotta figure out what the most important 1.25GB of books are","What I should do is get a solar charger for a kindle with the maximum storage space and seal it in a fireproof safe","I “digitally obtained” enough books in college to ensure I can reconstruct civilization after the apocalypse. If there’s electricity.","I collected all the unfinished books in my house pertaining to history, not counting all those PDFs I pirated in my youth. Let’s read","Awesome a flash flood warning (all dystopic aspects aside, it’s pretty cool that my pocket computer just warned me about that)","As someone who can’t drive, I nominate myself as a beta tester for google cars… just gimme a good insurance policy","Something extremely satisfying about getting a high score that overflows the bounding box.","Yup I’m definitely buying *another* book solely because I saw a screen cap of it on twitter. Use this power wisely, twitter","Apparently I’m on staycation next week and I think I need to commit to powering through my Reading List of Good Intentions","So my husband ragequit Watchdogs because I’ve taught him well re: realistic hacking","Anyway the reason social justice types nitpick wording so much is because language is the operating system of the sapient mind","And the fact that it was the first word someone thought of to describe something technical trumps however many requests for a different word","Anyway I find it really telling that a predominantly white industry would so vigorously defend why it’s okay to lightly use the word “slave”","“It’s just a word! Which is why I am highly insistent that we not change it to a less problematic word.” — subtweet of many people","from __future__ import the plans for the time machine needed to implement this feature","Them: we're giving you a 512GB machine\n\nMe: 😯\n\nThem: The app crashes if you go over 256GB in a single instance btw\n\nMe: 😶","OH from the engineers discussing what order we service customers in: \"The Catering Philosophers Problem\" 😮","The movie editing studio downstairs likes to leave their back door propped open by unlocked and unattended graphics workstations","While we’re talking about Stratfor: reminder: paying out to charities with a stolen card isn’t noble; you’ll cost them more money in the end","But serious what kind of dirt does the FBI have on Stratfor that they seem to have quietly accepted being hacked on the FBI’s watch","in before someone telling me I'm not a true gamer because I didn't spell it WATCH_DOGS (okay yes it's plural but the underscore is tacky)","Half my timeline: watchdog hacking so cool\nOther half: watchdog struggles to rise above cheap stereotypes about race, gender, and intersecti","All y’all be like watch dogs this watch dogs that and I’m like: Mario Kart comes out Friday as foretold by the prophecy","I can’t really blame people who panic and sell out to escape the American jail system: it’s inhumane. But the selling out puts others in it","Studying the Bahamas' history with imperialism makes the US using it as a testbed for total surveillance all the more infuriating","from __future__ import secret to immortality\n\nfrom __future__ import solution to prejudice\n\nfrom __future__ import stock prices","I mean seriously why do some guys think we’d blush and go “oh, that guy who was giving me the murder vibes thinks I’m CUTE! Tee-hee!”","Just in case you didn’t know: most women aren’t “flattered” to realize they were cornered, stalked or harassed because they’re so pretty","So far only one dude has cornered me alone and asked for my number at an infosec con so good job all 👍","Not really keen on a group of men looking right at me, saying something in another language, and laughing \n\nMaybe I’m just paranoid but 😐","Everyone likes my red light up keyboard but I’m just sad I can’t make it an obnoxiously girly color like the keyboard my husband stole","Brazenly fraudulent, or the worst software engineers in the world? Tonight on GOXWATCH: we still genuinely just don't know","Thread on /r/bitcoin: the anomalies aren’t fraudulent, Mt. Gox just can’t keep a consistent log to save its life! 😝","Hey it's that pi approximation program I started a long time ago! Did I ever finish it?\n\n09.09090909090909090909\n\naaaaapparently not","Inferior 1 [process 19136] will be killed.\n\nThat wording really creeps me out...","Debian package system as a mysterious deity to be appeased: something wouldn’t install until I ran autoremove, for reasons inscrutable","“What happens if we perversely ask the interpreter to evaluate (f f)?” Well that’s not the word I’d choose, textbook","Spoilers, it was the latter, but in my defense — the code is in lisp. I can’t handle parentheses of that magnitude.","“Either I’m smart enough to have found a mistake in an MIT textbook, or I’m dumb enough to think I found a mistake in an MIT textbook”","Good internet guideline: never answer the question of anyone who addresses you as “u”.\n\nUnless they’re speaking Dutch, at least.","I love how the Pokemon AI, when put in a tough spot, doesn’t try to make the least bad choice: and that’s why the opponent just healed me","re xkcd: I do find it genuinely distressing how many phone screenshots are taken in the red, do you know how close you are to no internet","I have an extremely low level of celebrity-care but it made me smile to hear that Emma Watson did graduate college","Puzzling how some people see the internet and the Real World as *completely* distinct – as if no-one reading this has a corporeal body.","I guess it’d be more responsible to work on my actual novel and not get sidetracked though","My tumbly is sick so I guess I will stop playing Skyrim and start work on my fanfic about pirates tearing up Solitude or something idk yet","Now that I’ve grinded my Social Justice Cleric all day I can finally get back to Skyrim and irresponsible fantasy violence","I don't understand my husband. He put off unpacking some boxes for weeks and then got super motivated to do so... at five in the morning","SSL cert expirations happen just far enough apart that whoever screwed up last time and vowed not to forget again probably left the company","Well the good news is that Apple software update doesn’t just blithely accept expired certificates \n\n(Also, appears to be resolved?)","Help I feel a rambling blog post coming on, as if there haven’t been enough opinions yet","Most password strength raters in the field are completely broken: they do not measure entropy but unique arbitrary character groupings","The reports are in: eBay has finally sent out the password reset email. On Sunday. Four days after public disclosure. ???","Got a lot of really good screenshots. Wow, the game plays really differently when you use a sword instead of fireballs. Blood everywhere!","Anyway I’ve cried out my social anxiety panic attack (I hope they’re proud of themself) so maybe actually Skyrim now?","Anyway my openly stated preference to not be around guns does not in any way deprive you of your rights, in case you were wondering","If someone would choose today of all days to question why I as a woman am afraid of men with guns\n\nI *really* do not need them in my life","AHHHH WHY ARE PLAYSTATION 4 DISC CASES SMALLER THAN ALL THE OTHERS AHHHH.","Also that run was about 20 seconds behind the entire time and then made it all up and then some in the last five minutes #NeverGiveUp 8)","Think I'm going to install Skyrim Unbound to do some roleplaying as a basis for writing some fanfic. Somebody stop me before I hurt myself","Murderer’s parents AND his social worker called the cops beforehand. But we genuinely still have NO IDEA how to defuse such people 😔","What I’m saying is that if your ISP complains, say all that bandwidth is to deter thieves by making it seem like you’re watching netflix.","(Thieves don’t read this) Are there any thieves who look for wifi or bluetooth activity levels to determine whether anyone’s home?","Hahahaha allegedly one of the pirate copies of Watch Dogs is bundled with a bitcoin miner","So as a result I'm in a constant state of anxiety and guilt about my own house hahahahahahahaha*twitch*","Some combination of disabling comms ducking, killing Steam, and restarting Chrome may have solved my volume problem. Maybe.","I have this mental block issue where I both really don't want to clean up and really don't want everything to be so cluttered","Today’s goal is to get the living room, just the living room, not a horrible wreck. I… I can do this!","On a scale of seconds that is, like, several times a minute the volume will drop for a second or two.","My windows laptop does this thing where, when the headphones aren’t plugged in, it randomly ducks volume and I can’t figure out why","Well, today is the day a lot of people learned the term “MRA” and looked up what they believe in!","(They responded with disbelief at a vision of a world where constant petty violence isn't around every corner.)","(The only time I *posted* to an MRA forum was to say none of MY friends kept getting in bar fights and maybe they needed better friends)","It'd be fallacious to imply *all* MRAs are murderous psychopaths. Systematic glorification of faux \"manliness\" isn't *inherently* violent.","Apparently an MRA snapped and murdered six people over being incel. I await some new lows in comments from MRA blogs and forums.","#skyrim Possibly the worst feeling in the world is being quite certain you just saw a giant spider, but now you are unable to locate it","Anyway re: the dead vampire they’re hovering over, I nearly died of fright when the guard pulled his sword right next to me to fight him","Nintendo’s brand, Nintendo’s franchise, Nintendo’s publishing house, Nintendo’s money, oh but no we can’t criticize Nintendo for the content","In particular I find it baffling that so many ppl think, because Nintendo is outsourcing the new Zelda game, they’re not responsible for it","— WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS 👸 I can hold the artwork *I* play with to high standards of responsibility","I’ve drawn out a lot of people today who have told me, word for word, to “stop complaining” about Nintendo and their cultural issues —","Thank goodness for the scripting console; how else would I live-debug all the gamebreaking glitches still in Skyrim","Oh look Windows helpfully put a hideous green App Store button directly on my desktop taskbar ಠ_____ಠ","I’m pretty sure this regularly scheduled Windows update is taking longer to apply than Windows 8 originally took to install","So I notice that despite them saying they started two days ago, my contacts with eBay accounts say they still haven’t gotten an email","Sorry I got angry and yelled everyone. But if we never make a point about it not being true, people will keep equating feminism and misandry","Favorite that tweet kiddos, it's rare to find objective proof abadidea knows a bad word","\"I'm not a feminist! I believe we are all equal!\" \n\n WHAT THE *FUCK* DO YOU THINK FEMINISM MEANS","Attn everyone: I am aware that Nintendo is outsourcing this Zelda game\n\n~ That doesn't make it not a Zelda, therefore Nintendo, game ~","Nintendo: \"We can't be gay-inclusive; that's not family friendly. Here's a nearly naked buxom villainess for Zelda\"","I am going to freaking well murder iOS autocorrect for removing an apostrophe from the middle of my tweet literally AFTER I hit send button","Twitter (3000 employees) can’t single-handedly save intl free speech in the face of opponents like Russia: they need political support","For as much as me and Dawkins are theoretically on the same side, he sure says a lot of stuff that makes me ಠ_ಠ or even (ㆆ▃ㆆ)","If the NSA is monitoring my debit card purchases, I'll find out when they get exasperated and send me a stern note about my food choices","My husband is the kind of guy who, if you wake him up and say “it’s ten o’ clock,” will go back to sleep because you didn’t say to get up","Why do I have so many \"that's my fetish\" reaction gifs saved to my computer. When do I think I am going to use these","When I was six years old, I wanted to marry a girl named Christina when I grew up. This was, at the time, legal in zero states. Progress.","When I was a small child, a teacher told me that \"self esteem\" is a tool of the devil and his workers will tell you to have more of it.","Some of my friends got put on a \"social justice extremist\" list and I didn't. I'm upset that senpai didn't notice me","I like how Pokemon XY lets you become obscenely wealthy by abusing a country club’s willingness to believe they’re better than you","Incorporating a dragon could only possibly improve the Union Jack (this is true of all flags) so I don’t understand the hesitation 🇬🇧🐉","(If you think about it, \"quick, lend me your time machine\" doesn't make much sense unless there's an imminent meteor strike.)","–Quick, lend me your time machine to save humanity\n–No, killing Hitler never works!\n–Hitler? I just looked up the inventor of little endian","Good news, the Terrible Worktop has been slated for execution. It was fun while it lasted, pernicious hellbeast of poor hardware quality","I’ve gotten so used to The One Photograph Of Snowden as his sole representation that these new ones all look photoshopped","\"Super-rich white man in direct position of national power: 'Myself, I'm not offended by this racial slur for another people-group'\"","\"Let me explain how you should have written this code by ignoring all the constraints you actually had.\" -- programmer commenters","I'm really glad that a) Mail.app and iCal don't synchronize their Exchange settings b) iCal never bothered to tell me a server was down","\"11 packages can be updated. 9 are security updates.\" Yes install those thank you. Now I will IRC for a few hours \"25 packages can be updat–","My father once said the one big thing that USA got right is that no-one ever responds to losing an election with an armed insurrection","This just in from my husband: judge caved to end media storm, sister in law’s name change has been approved without the second hearing.","I just saw the word “weeknights” and interpreted as a calendar-based order of knights","I think part of the problem with Wonder Woman is that, like Superman, she never struck me as interesting modulo super powers","My least favorite personality type is \"dandelions are a weed\"","Muck, it's probably a bad sign that I use the swears I invented for a novel as though they're significant outside of a fictive context","Not sure I believe the iCloud bypass thing is real and not an attempt to harvest passwords","I have this problem where once I realize I've annoyed someone at least once, I'm scared of interacting with them forever.","Part of the problem is they shadowbox this huge interface in a tiny little window and create the psychological impression of misclick peril","Jira's ticket creator interface is so jumbled and confusing I am literally TERRIFIED of using it.","The GPU on Terrible Worktop is so pathetic I literally get better render performance over RDP","MOM\n\nDON'T SEND ME AN ARTICLE ABOUT HOW MY TRANS RELATIVE CAN'T GET THE STATE TO CHANGE HER NAME\n\nAND REFER TO HER BY MALE DEADNAME","idk I don’t really find it cute that Apple decides to play up its reputation for excessive secrecy with schedule items like “can’t tell you”","I reckon it’d be rude to go upstairs to the eBay office and pitch them security services","I must not retweet code snippets. I must not retweet code snippets. I must not retweet code snippets","Managed to run the 2DS battery down to red twice in one night. I guess pumping those polygons is hard work","xoxo Firefox friends I don’t actually hate your browser","It occurs to me that religious joke may go over the heads of most of you, the joke is he prefers Firefox and is objectively wrong","Big fight with the spouse. In tears. Mother was right, Chrome and Firefox users shouldn’t be unevenly yoked","It’d be a lot easier to vent about my husband on twitter if all his coworkers didn’t follow me","> adults freaking out about things teens have always done, but now the teens also post it to instagram","I’m going to start catching these Wobuffets and wonder trading them out of spite #pokemontweets","That is to say, every single person at NSA etc. has demonstrably consented to the government closely investigating their friends and habits.","Marriage is between a seme and an uke. Senpai said it, I believe it, that settles it.","I have some MP3s I downloaded on dialup ~10 years ago which got truncated and, to this day, occasionally cause MP3 players to choke.","system(getenv(gets())); would be, like, five distinct flaw points under our system I think.","(but only after we clarify that engine team isn't allowed to add new flaw types to the analysis)","We should have an internal contest to see who can generate the most Veracode-flagged flaws in a single line of code","Just had an analysis tool pop up a \"problem encountered, will fix - Feb 2006\" notice. I'll just wait here then...","(Vista who? There’s no Vista here)","If the 🇨🇳 govt is using XP rather than Windows 7 — on any machines — it’s really cute they think banning Windows 8 could help anything","This is going to bother me. Why would they think it’s Øday. Null day? Empty set day? Danish vowel day?","Siri story:\n\nMon: Wake me up at nine \nTues: Wake me up at nine\nWed: Wake me up at nine\nThurs: Sorry, I don’t understand “week me up at nine”","I figured it out, I’m just spatially disabled","Help I can’t figure out how the rotating ice gym works in Pokemon XY. I have been defeated by a Rated E game","But haha it’s just polio and haha it’s just kids in someone else’s country :|","There is no way the CIA could not have foreseen the fallout of abusing the role of vaccination workers. Consciously chose this outcome.","Am I a programming master yet? Gosh I hope so.","Me age 14: it takes ten years to master programming?? That will be forever!\n\nMe age 26: … uh oh","You’d think — spending all that money on a gaming rig — I’d have an easier time rationalizing to myself I need to make use of it and game.","“We genuinely believe this small island country poses no threat, but sometimes they mail us marijuana. Better tap everything” 📞📡👮","I guess new hair growing in to replace the really long hair I lose is why the top of my head is always so frizzy","It’s probably not actually falling out more than usual. But the fact that I wonder if it is makes it seem like I’m about to go bald.","Back to worrying that my hair is falling out more than usual due to anxiety, which is probably what one would call “self fulfilling”","Reminder: part of the reason discourse on the internet seems so dumb is because you can’t tell when you’re arguing with a twelve year old","Of all the reasons to object to trigger warnings, please use a better one than calling them “censorship,” that’s nonsensical","Wait so the US is using the Bahamas as a test bed for total surveillance \n\nThey’re small, nearby, economically under our thumb…","Indicting military officers in other countries? Bold move Cotton, let’s see if it pays off","when I was a child I went through an American revolutionary war obsession phase, you see.","Someone from late 1700s colonial America very specifically, with a frilly-sleeved dress.","Sometimes this switch flips on in my head to start a running commentary explaining modern society to a time traveler from the 1700s","Does the curly-hair bun girl on xkcd have a fanon name yet","What does it even mean for Cloudflare's error message to assure me my browser is working. Do not adjust your television set??","Follow abadidea for more insightful analysis of wizard school class privilege and social dynamics. Kill Ron Weasley","What I'm saying is that it should have been Harry, Hermione and Neville","What I'm saying is that it should have been Harry, Hermione and Neville","Ron is a terrible influence btw; he's only good for insider access to the wizard community Harry was systematically deprived of","People call Harry Potter a nerd *solely* on account of the glasses: one visual detail trumping seven books of characterization.","Thanks autocorrect, I definitely meant to have an unclosed open-quote, it’s a very common English feature","In the pokebot chat, it’s hard to tell the difference between someone who can’t read the FAQ and someone who just wants to name Nidoran ‘?’","If I ever go back to September Ever After I think I’ll try experimental pronouns\n\nSpoiler Sammers is and always was written as FTM trans","I kinda regret I didn’t think to use experimental pronouns in the novel… and it’d be kinda abrupt to introduce them in book 2","Imagine if our language had sexual orientation encoded into pronouns like we do gender. I’d have to complain about bi erasure a lot more…","The reason I’m so insistent on feminine pronouns/titles is because there’s one less woman who made it into tech every time you make me a guy","My fan theory is that Microsoft is going to buy Facebook and Google is going to buy Twitter and after that there will be two internets","Really not a fan of this trend of everything on the internet being slowly subsumed into Google or Microsoft or occasionally Facebook","So that game where you guess the news from the sarcasm on twitter? I’m feeling a bit… twitchy. Bad news.","From the mountains to the sea, each river crossed twice as wide as the one before.","Wow \"my ID card and my debit card don't match because I got married\" always works","Update he's not dead just filthy","LTE drops to 3G in the caves. I can see my breath. Chickened out of crawling through the hole though. Is my husband dead?","I think everyone in New Hampshire looks alike. Oh gods I'm racist. Oh gods I'm from New Hampshire I must look like these people","Why are the flags at half staff in New Hampshire today ... ? Just left that way for a few days now or?","I call all synthetic female voices Siri. DH calls them all GLaDOS","> when sugar comes before flour in the cupcake ingredient list \n\n> when you can't convince yourself there's a right way to spell flour","I guess, if I’m going to get out of bed and demand we go to New Hampshire, now is the time","In retrospect, why on earth did my mother think it was cute to encourage me to sing a song called “I want to marry Daddy when I grow up”","We disabled paste in the serial key entry box because we personally hate you #UIRage","We disabled paste in the serial key entry box because we personally hate you #UIRage","Well that's a new low in buying software: tacked on a $3 fee by default for them to store my serial number in my account with them","AUGH I left the app to twitter and came back and it just lost a bunch of my nodes! Augh! Augh! AUGH!","(Drawing the graph without automated layout assistance is completely out of the question)","Does anyone know a mind mapping type software with — this is completely mandatory — support for *colored* and *directional* connectors","And, being foolish and trusting, I actually touched it without gloves.","Re: mountains: it looks like tomorrow will be rainy but Sunday will not; I’ll drag my vampiric husband out beneath the day star then.","I could take a day trip to the mountains tomorrow… or I could play Skyrim","I just saw the word FACE in all caps in a narrative and interpreted it as a hexadecimal token","It’s one thing when someone doesn’t read the FAQ. But being unable to *locate* the large block of text beneath the video is the next tier","If I had to pick, the most important star on that chart is “requires a warrant,” which my ISP (Verizon) apparently does and Comcast doesn’t","\"So many weddings\" — the lament of the mid-20s college graduate","We have a street in Boston called Surface Road. Nearby are Two-Dimensional Plane Parkway and Physical Matter Boulevard","Now I'm worrying about readers never consciously noticing the date headers in my novel and never figuring out it's achronological 😨","Does anyone remember the URL of the Javascript widget which would play sounds based on inputs that look like (t*(t>>8+t>>8)*100)+sin(t)","A *different* professor gave us similar linguistic latitude, got an assembler written in Ruby, and couldn't figure out how to install Ruby.","Just found my final from .net class in uni. Professor said it could be written in any .net language. He got MSIL.","Take care of all your \"forward this letter to 10 people or bad luck\" letters at once by implanting them on the block chain.","Concerning my rampant idealism: I don't want people 100 years from now to say \"I wish they had started on this plan 100 years ago\"","And absolutely nothing stopped me except scraping together the cash for the trip and the housing deposit. Job get, stability get, life get.","Oh btw I'm totally 100% for open immigration. You know why? Because moving from Virginia to Massachusetts was the best thing I ever did","Which really upsets me. The govt has no business deciding whether an American and a Canadian are \"really in love\" enough to be married.","Apparently I have to write a letter to the govt to swear that my friends are married \"for real\" because the paperwork isn't good enough","Apparently Ruby refuses to execute a gem with a description of \"FIXME\" or \"TODO\"","Cyber-archers. Cyber-pages. Cyber-yeomen \n\n(that one's unnecessarily gendered)","WTF Twitter Web just popped up a retweet button UNDER my mouse while I was TRYING to click on something else. #UIRage","Really not a fan of the trend of encouraging infosec students to adopt pseudo-military terminology like ninja and warrior","Can anyone with secret insider knowledge please tell me if it's true Apple will release a 12\" retina Air later this year","Oh good, a journalist sold the movie rights to his book about a whistleblower and his documents to big media. Just what the world needs.","and of course it's catchy so when I hear it I have her creepy stalker manifesto echoing in my head for hours","Freezepop has this song that's basically \"I'm a creepy sexual predator but I'm a girl so it's cute hahaha\" and I hate it","(The ray characters are no longer there. They rendered obnoxiously on iOS.)","I'm sure she was trying to be helpful by suggesting new and different things but yeah really *not* helpful to the problem at hand","\"It really frightens me when strange men make comments on my femininity!\" \"Have you tried presenting even more explicitly femme?\"","Right after I told the psychologist I was deeply frightened of creeps in public, she suggested I should wear more dresses. ಠ_ಠ","My hobby: guessing which tech company someone who tweets at me works for before checking their profile. Getting pretty good at it.","but yeah full disclosure all my fantasy writing is done under the influence of Jeremy Soule soundtracks such as Morrowind","Wait, I was just protesting Google for abusing their browser<->media hegemony. I screwed up ALREADY.","Google: \"Buy this 47-track album! One (exactly one) of the songs is by yooouuuur favorite, Jeeeeremy Soooouuuule\"\n\nMe: \"well okay google\"","— but to rob the upstairs while the family was together downstairs. Apparently it was an extremely reliable method for him.","When I was very young, I read the memoirs of a professional thief, probably in Reader's Digest. His advice was to NOT rob empty houses—","Changing my IRL name to Melissa Danger Sign Unicode Glyph","Two of those three companies are both browser vendors AND media vendors. ⚠ DANGER ⚠","Mozilla is not the problem re: DRM. The standards have been fundamentally compromised by private corporate interests.","While we're all subtweeting each other: I better never see anyone refer to any CLI encryption utility as \"easy to use\" ever again.","I mustn't say to myself, \"slow couple of news days in infosec.\" Last time I said that, heartbleed.","Does the US govt understand that advertising for jobs like “cyberspace defense engineer” actively wards off the best talent? Too pricey?","It might have been 1:52 (world record is 1:51) if not for Agatha’s $:@;/; Golbat","~ because I'm an eight-bit elitist snob ~","For the record, all *my* chiptunes are 100% pure, authentic NES roms which will run on the real hardware, no expansion channels.","Things that make me unreasonably angry: mixing of 8-bit music and 16-bit graphics. Freakin’ heathens.","#BringBackFailWhale the robot is inferior 🐋","For those following along in Fail Whale purgatory, notifications are working for me in Tweetbot for iOS","oh BONUS POINTS the notifications tab is broken on Mobile Web Twitter too. They usually don't manage to screw up both simultaneously!","So like the notifications tab on twitter web is down for me but not anything else??","Bring Back “Yon” As A Pronoun","When I was a much younger programmer I couldn’t figure out how to implement explode() from scratch in C and I was sad.","Important announcement: the absolute best thing about PHP is there’s a standard library function called explode()","Interesting to think about: the unsolvable security problem that at any point, time itself can simply stop for any program. (Power loss)","Apparently \"glory in the thunder\" translates to Swedish as \"Ära i åskan\" which sounds really cool so brb rewriting in Swedish","So have any of the NSA docs proven there really is a watchlist of people who bought 2600 with a credit card 😁","When a self-serve station rips your name off the credit card when you swipe for a personalized thank-you 😰","The four-way rocker means you can't do it with a \"legit\" controller but of course you can just light up the wires manually. Or emulate that.","BTW, flipping out on simultaneous left/right or up/down is a VERY common bug in the D-Pad generations of video games.","“We” of course already knew Skype is unambiguously not end to end encrypted, but hey, reminder: Skype encryption is to and from Microsoft","so which major ISPs were around in 1985?","in uni I used a 5px, all-caps terminal font for IRC so that the professor simply could not make out a word from over my shoulder.","I'm sure Cisco appreciates the free publicity from the pics of government agents opening boxes they're trying to mail to customers.","Siri, set a reminder: “I am extremely fortunate and it is my responsibility to make the most of it”","How many decades do your parents have to be divorced before they stop being a married couple in your dreams","Perhaps one of my goals for the year should be to make it to the professionally maintained swimming pool in my back yard even once","How you know you done screwed up DNS: \"hostname\" is an unknown host but \"hostname.hostname\" answers ping just fine","So basically another assumption (the set of gTLDs is closed) baked into thousands of codebases is ruining everything again","If you register with one of those new vanity TLDs, most of the internet’s infrastructure will helpfully tell you “blue” is not a real TLD","Most of the programs in that building were slightly over 50% women. But apparently that possibility didn’t occur to the designers. 2/2","The science building at my uni had a multi-occupant men’s restroom and a single-occupant gender neutral, accessible restroom. 1/2","I should probably file a ticket about that hardcoded pa-- oh you want me to create a trac account for your site, very low friction hmm","They ask if I'd prefer Fooboxicide or Barendrol or Quuxiode and this is my ironic hell for using too much technobabble around the innocent","My other communicative issue with the psych* group is they seem to presume I know the names of all medicines and what they do.","And what alternative speeds there are for thoughts, they sound dreadfully dull, but she apparently has no opinion on that.","Every time I go to the psychiatrist she asks if my thoughts have been “racing.” Every time, I ask if that’s considered some sort of problem","I will *probably* be at Defcon, which will almost kill me, but DH comes with and that makes a big difference.","It’s on my website, but just as FYI, for health reasons I am not able to accept invitations outside of New England right now","(Do not let my sarcastic tint on everything imply I'm not happy for baby bro and a nice, normal girl.)","Baby bro called to let me know he's marrying a nice, normal girl. Sigh - there goes my hope of the whole family turning out queer.","Basically I opt out of interacting with my family as much as possible and I’m much more at peace for it #TwitterAsTherapy","Twitter as therapy: I don’t hate my mother, and she’s been good to me since I left (hm), but I’m still kinda angry about stuff from long ago","There’s a pink flowering tree outside my window; the sunset shining through it makes it look like I’m trapped in a schoolgirl anime","So basically I deeply resent food as some sort of upkeep penalty when I'm clearly *busy*","Followed by:\n4:00pm nom\n10:00pm why do I feel hungry again?! I already ate today","Me, every single weekend:\n10:30am wake up, get on computer\n2:00pm I feel like I'm forgetting something...\n3:00pm why do I feel sick","I'm brought back around to the question \"wait, why did crypto APIs ever ship ECB mode to begin with?\" #visiblepenguins","It uses ECB mode encryption, but this fundamental fail is made irrelevant by the known keys... bahahaha","Let's not discuss what sort of late-night arguments I'm getting into that would put both Armenian and Japanese on my translate hotbar","Suddenly bees, everywhere outside my window. I *hate* bees. A linguistic cookie for anyone who gets the irony","Perhaps I’m interested in fair gender representation for villains because I am, in fact, a supervillain","Channeling all my \"only girl in the program\" experience to write a fictional creepy fellow-student-with-a-crush. Write what you know...","I have a friend who recently came out as trans and it seems like their boss might be trying to bully them into quitting. Grahh","My husband just shouted into voicechat “are YOU drunk enough to remember the Alamo?!” 😟","I think I’ll go for a walk. *lightning flashes, thunder rolls* Yep, all the way to nowhere","*gasp* I got fanmail from a reader... via Drowtales forums!!! *clutches chunk of UTF-8 encoded text close to heart*","Warning: if you refer to hypothetical attackers with only male pronouns, I may hack you just to prove a spiteful point","Whole day: can’t keep my eyes open, miserably tired\n\nBed time: … … … 👀 do you wanna build a snowmaaaaaan","I’m so upset that an entire day of my life has been wasted by not being able to fall asleep. Sick, miserable, can’t think, still can’t sleep","I do note the “if” the size of the moon but they just made a baby step in not the wrong direction","When I finally got some sleep, I dreamed that I got a cute new girlfriend. I’m actually kinda upset she turned out to be ephemeral.","Oh my gods the sun is up and I haven’t slept a wink and everything is terrible","how come I have never seen any teamup fanart of Tony and Arya Stark, internet","I feel dirty retweeting him in particular but the point stands. Insert poorly thought out joke comparing headphones to iTunes","Especially since California passing laws on phone sales in California is really California passing laws on phone sales in North America","Manuscript word count: 23,637\n\nDiscarded draft word count: 10,551","I've had a weird taste in my mouth for a few days. What horrible and lethal diseases does this suggest","I think - I *THINK* - that might be a screencap from an issue of BYTE magazine. Not that it explains a motorola washtub.","I’m not for banning sale or display of the Confederate flag. If you want to display it, I would like to know that about you going in","Is it really \"international tell your crush day\"?\n\nWell *gets out a scroll three feet long* ahem, this could take a few minutes","what do birds think about airplanes","Oh my gods did Boss just email me a confession of lo– –\n\nOh, just an unlock fairy. Cancel that nuke.","So if my CEO is petitioning to ban noncompetes\n\nCan I assume the noncompete I signed before he worked here is, like, out the window","Isn’t it a strange line of thought (yet nigh universal) that showing heterosexual flirting is child-friendly but homosexual flirting isn’t","On one hand, remakes are a cheap way to make money without innovating, on the other, legit “access for a new generation of gamers” reasons","All the kids younger than me be excited for Pokemon ruby/sapphire remake \n\nDon’t you kids know perfection was achieved when *I* was ten","Re: my question about inconsistent exceptions: the documentation is wrong, that’s all! Yaaaay","Please stop falling for the OpenSSH hoax. It’s just an improvement on the too-obvious OpenSSL hoax from last week","I actually find it hilarious that the bot's times are constrained primarily not by any trainer or any dungeon, but by those !@#$ trashcans","If the sentence \"we had some terrible trashcans this time\" makes any sense to you, take a step back from pokemon speedrunning immediately","RIP abadidea, tripped over a laptop power cord, fell into the desk chair, and her forehead hit the keyboard to spell this out","When I was in school I drew alligator teeth and googly eyes on < and > signs. All of them.","> when you find a typo in your book you missed the last four times you checked 😨","My honey bunny BFF’s codebase is going to be the downfall of humanity. The Age of Bots is upon us. I’m… I’m so proud","Attempting to fix sickness in the only way humans know how: an eight-hour shutdown and reboot process","I’m sick. I was also just exposed to a custom language parser in C tied to a CGI handler in C. Coincidence??","neck-deep in a file called \"bison.simple\" (such lies) is not where I wanted this night to end","Naming conventions protip: don't append \"UX\" (for \"user experience\" or similar) to any typical English plural word.","I don't like this new Twitter Web thing where it pops up DMs over the main page with no interaction. Embarrassment waiting to happen","Windows shut. Plastic tarp over the air conditioner. Still get a massive headache when someone smokes outside. #rage","Adding \"Harry Potter apologist\" to the list of reasons I might be detained in an airport","Consider also what HTML has done to vertically oriented right to left languages (hint: lol I hope you like horizontal)","Basically it’s been decades and we’ve just gotten to the point where most but not all tools can handle áccented Latin vôwels","So basically I just blew all my emotional capacity on being upset about religions and there’s none left for the police state, they’re clever","Sometimes I don’t retweet important but angering news solely because I feel at my emotional capacity already and I’m afraid of breaking","\"Viewcount guilt\" is that feeling you get that the kitten photo you posted is directly responsible for fewer views on serious matters.","I propose a new syndrome for the internet age which is a milder cousin of survivor's guilt: \"viewcount guilt\"","You might gather that I'm really keen on Villain Songs. #OminousChanting","Now I've got \"friends on the other side\" stuck in my head which means I might finally have to watch the princess and the frog.","I have this incredible, intoxicating ability to only retweet positive reviews of my novel. Oh I feel a bit dizzy with the evilness of that.","Google Docs releases new app for iPad, receives a hundred one-star reviews asking why it is unaware of folders. 📂❓","Either this guy needs to get jeans with deeper pockets (and fix his ID card), or this is a Grade-A haunting story in the making","The wallet of the man with our address on his ID card was kindly returned to us for a SECOND time by a man who found it on the sidewalk, ???","Both of those automated stadium matches I've seen so far were major upsets thanks to AI stupidity of only the finest sort :]","Now after a week of feeling crummy I can get back to solving our problems with another buggy and undertested TLS implementation","Also if you were wondering, the ♦️ in my profile is the international standard friendzone symbol. And/or a Homestuck reference.","Anyway I get the feeling from twitter that Someone said Something about weaponized 0day but heck if I know who or what this time around","Announcing Abadidea’s Safe and Sanitary 0day Disposal Service. Like a good friend with a shovel, Abadidea is there.","To be clear, I am NOT talking about censorship, I’m talking about: “I think that’s offensive.” “Hmm, I agree.” “HOW DARE U”","The vigor with which people will defend other people’s offensive jokes, as if free speech is at risk if we agree it’s offensive, puzzles me","How to cosplay as infosec:\n\n1) Wear RSA tokens around your neck \n\n2) No, more\n\n3) There you go. Now door surf your way in.","Police pointing radar guns look a little too much like police pointing real guns","In this RT: hey if you’re violating the educational use only license of a piece of free software source code\n\nCOULD U NOT","I was just thinking a very high portion of people I know married across national borders. The assumption it won’t often be so is… antiquated","(I’ve never seen the SMB3 credits before. Because I am incredibly, atrociously bad at platformers.)","Well, glad I got THAT multi-gigabyte repo checked out! Wait… this is the wrong repo 😨","Actually I was very disappointed as a child to find out that the spell Turn Undead does not refer to the caster","I don’t wear a diamond ring cuz I’m married (well I *am* married but), I wear it because it casts Turn Dudebro in a three meter radius  💍✨","I would like to welcome my distant relative Madison into the world, and wish it were under far better circumstances. #SubtweetingIRL","Hmm, I *can* see the color difference between the Mini Retina and the Air, but it’s in the greens rather than the reds as I was warned","Great, the OS on this mini is way out of date and I can’t “restore” from iCloud backup","I uploaded an image and it turned black in an NSA conspiracy to hide from you how totally cute my iPad case is","This is the fourth time I've bought an Apple thing that comes in black or white and the clerk asked if I was sure I didn't want white","The downside of n > 10,000 followers is you can count at least one will remember you promised not to buy any new computers for six months","(We were trying out using the old iPad as a kitchen computer, but it didn’t make us have any more desire to correctly use the kitchen.)","It turns out that trading in my mostly unused iPad 4 would largely cover the costs of a basic Retina Mini, so, I’m caving. Apple store ahoy","Hang on. I should write my toy TLS implementation in PHP. 😁","Their values of this and that tend to work out to “being a highly experienced programmer already,” the opposite of the target audience","Very common reddit comment: \"there's nothing wrong with PHP, so long as you [this], [that], [the other] and [invocation of elder evils]\"","Like a muffler from a destroyed talking car lands on the little toaster's head and think about it, for a machine that's some R-rated gore","I was traumatized by the scene in Brave Little Toaster where the cars are crushed to death, on camera, while singing. Like seriously.","I think it’s pretty dubious to run a dual GPL/commercial codebase, and “welcome contributions” without any mention of compensation.","I had a dream about a roughly 870MB JavaScript framework for webpages, and I didn’t even blink. Pre-minimization, to be fair.","My understanding: 1) Guy won't pay fee to use land that isn't his. 2) People with guns are there to \"Take Back America.\" 3) Suddenly racist?","Geez, the Fire Red/Leaf Green port of the original Pokemon Red/Blue soundtrack is just... not very good.","If I die tonight, it's because I opened a bottle, and the safety seal had come unglued, and I **ate the stuff anyway**","Story: One time my father accidentally went to a black tie event in a polo and jeans. Everyone thought he was a tech startup millionaire","It's so windy that birds are flying in place, and looking very confused about it","How to make yourself sad: grab a brand new malware URL off twitter, see that its bitly statistics report eight clicks already","Wat. The “patch availability” link on that Oracle security page requires a login to proceed 😐","Everyone says I have nice handwriting but I was getting D’s in handwriting class when I was little. Yes that was its own grade at my school","I may now have to hate-read the whole thing to find any security errors in processing stuff coming off the wire","The best part is it isn’t even true that a valid and well-formed path will always fit. Not by an order of magnitude (in base 10 even!)","I did not make up the number 12809 new emails, by the way. It’s since gone up to 12838.","📭0⃣ No email today. Ahh, blissful silence.\n\nWait, a server communication error? Reconnect…\n\n📬1⃣2⃣8⃣0⃣9⃣","My next tweet is for pinning to the top in New Profile, please excuse me promoting my work so soon again, I'll try to refrain for a while","Emoji are a Japanese plot to get English-speaking programmers to finally see value in universal Unicode support 🎌","Better Disney songs: \n\n🎵 Our mental synchronization \nCan have but one explanation\nOur villainy was just meant to beeee~ 🎵","This morning we had a storm with one and only one peal of thunder, right at the start. At least it was a REALLY loud one 😀","As tempting as it is to name my hypothetical toy implementation MeliSSL, that’s a pretty Linus thing to do","I thought of OrangeSSL after my favorite color, and it turns out that’s a model of paintball gun","I suppose you all are wondering why I called this brainstorm meeting. *writes on whiteboard* “PUNNY NAMES FOR SSL/TLS LIBRARIES”","A lot of OpenSSL code I've seen so far could be described as \"not WRONG per se, but\"","crl->meth = not_even_once; #openssltweets","And not, alas, the best emoji of all, heart-star. 💖","You can't stick completely arbitrary emoji in your Twitter display name. It only allows old-fashioned wingdings like heart or star.","I need some sort of dingbat to go by my name to indicate to strangers that about 80% of things I say are sarcastic or ironic","For the record: I have zero issue with *being* quoted, it’s twitter and inherently public. Unless of course I made a dumb typo","(I try *really* hard to make sure I see every single @ mention sent my way, so I don’t think I would have missed any such notifications.)","I’m surprised at how often my tweets get quoted by tech journalists and they don’t mention it to me. Seems a bit rude…","Chrome seems to change its mind on how tabs work in full-screen in OSX every release… probably because they keep reintroducing the same bug","I'm old enough to know the joke that IBM shoved all the vowels into EIEIO but that just takes it to the next level","Project idea: survey every state/federal agency with a login on their website and chart the password requirements. Feel overwhelming despair","*goes outside, sits beneath flowering tree, watches children play kickball*\n\nHarrumph how sinister","That article also contains someone fundamentally misunderstanding why their Olympic teams are loaded with young people with rich parents…","I have an irrational desire for an iPad mini on top of the big iPad I already have. It’s just. so. cute.","I guess I'm not submitting to the defcon CFP this year. I haven't been able to find the time to work on it :[","(No, I don't expect everyone to hear about every tech drama, but heartbleed was def at \"grandparents calling you about it\" level)","I'm unsure if my psychiatrist is the last person in the free world to hear about heartbleed or she wanted to see me stammer to explain it.","For no reason at all, I muse on how quickly and effectively github made itself a pretty big part of basic web infrastructure","Those crazy white supremacists planted Easter eggs with propaganda, clearly to get more media attention, so I won’t say their name","Twitter API is doing this weird thing where it repeatedly changes its mind about how many RTs a tweet has by, uh, about 30 *pokes engineers*","At least “and if you say otherwise again, I’ll sue” kinda nicely wraps up yourself for the Court of Public Opinion","(I don’t mean that to sound like a harsh personal condemnation of half of twitter, just that the correct testing mindset is CRUCIAL here)","In this RT: if you’re surprised people would plug arbitrary things into a USB port on a medical device: your surprise is why it crashed 😞","Dear Husband “lost” the pen to the old Wacom tablet. What an incredibly convenient excuse for him to buy a nice new one, hmm?","Go back to the 90s and tell everyone to include other virtual machines run by strangers on the same hardware in the threat model","“Well, she dug her grave and now she has to sit in it.” — colorful Husband metaphors","Orderin' pizza on other people's high holy days. Hey, they were open...","The HTML pagination is a trick to keep you from realizing it's a 400-page novel until it's too late.","Gahh I don't want to deal with taxes. This one fact alone may mean that I give away my books for free forever","(please don't suggest I implement it myself from scratch) (but if you start a company for this and sell to Facebook, I expect 5%)","There seems to be no straightforward, reputable answer for \"where can I put up arbitrary files for pay-what-you-want including free\"","Should be live now!","A common theme of my dreams is seeing something beautiful and amazing but being unable to obtain clear proof with my camera.","\"Passover and Good Friday overlap this year!\" \"Coo– wait.\"","Time to be irrationally sad that I don’t look good in any of the sorts of feminine clothes I find appealing","Maps never fold back up right on the first try. They're like the USB connectors of ancient times","One time I ventured into an MRA forum and they also took frequent breakouts of violence as a given of civilized life. Who are these people","Just got told to go everywhere in public heavily armed rather than ask that maybe 🚹➡️🚺 street harassment be considered unacceptable","So apparently doubling up of the most common English words is a bug you should specifically test for before pushing books to production","I had one \"the the\", two \"and and\", and one \"that that\" in my manuscript. Missed them all at least a dozen times.","APPARENTLY Y'ALL ARE PERVS, THEY'RE JUST CONCENTRIC CIRCLES","I'm putting together the Slightly Edited version of GitT so if there's any other typos I missed now would be a good time to mention them","As a reader only, I find out how GoT character names are pronounced by how other people misspell them online","All the cool people are known by their initials only. I used to have my initials as a twitter handle but now a twitter employee has it 😕","The root cause, I presume, being mergers and acquisitions","I am alarmed at how a real problem customers have is “we have no idea how many websites we actually own at this point” 😨","I feel like I might have missed a supernova on Infosec Twitter and now there’s only the rapidly expanding dust cloud remnants 🌟💥","I was going to use ð and þ in a story to be all edgy but I give up.","Wait what was the point of appointing Kristoff as royal ice deliverer when Elsa can generate infinite ice for free #LiteralFridgeLogic","Also I just figured out the reason I couldn't type a þ is that this entire time, my keyboard has been set not to US English but Romaji","Zeroeth world problems: getting WAY too many helpful answers","The answer is \"it's a delta, but not the delta you get when typing in Greek, it's a separate codepoint styled differently.\"","Hmm, I wonder how Twitch Plays Pokemon is doing.\n\n*opens tab*\n\nHahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\n*closes tab, leaves*","Researching the weak nuclear force. For my fantasy novel. We take magic rather seriously around here","I don’t think any of the founders of the internet as we know it anticipated revoking thirty thousand certificates in one day","I think strcat might be my least favorite function in the world in terms of verifying it's being used safely","if you're going to write a function that superficially appears to have no callers, please document inline where/how it's actually called","\"Smart\" code searching utils completely miss instances of the strings I asked for in OpenSSL because of weirdness with macros :(","I can see the movie in my purchase history. iTunes will only download the “making of” extra and not the movie itself :\\","Um... why on earth can't I download a movie through iTunes on OSX which I bought and paid for on iPad? Yes, same Apple ID. Not a rental.","I’m gonna make MeliSSL into a real library just to contribute to the problem of the name TLS not catching on","Only about half of the flagpoles around here got the memo about half-staff. Why are there so many flagpoles near my house anyway?","Just counted a couple hundred worms on the sidewalk. Watch your step don't squish my poor wormies","\"Length\" and \"len\" in the same function. Murder murder kill kill.","Next on the OpenSSL serious critical issue list: what is WITH the inconsistent capitalization conventions?","Today at Veracode learning lunch: block chains!","♯if 0\nwho ships this, I mean really\n♯endif #openssl","I somehow referred to my RSA tokens as SSL keys.\n\nAnd yet my husband still knew what I meant.","What does this function do? What do its arguments mean? What is the purpose of the source file? Tonight on OpenSSL Mysteries #WeJustDontKnow","\"By clicking Login, you are confirming acceptance of our Terms of Service.\" I pressed the enter key. I am bound to no law","😐 @ people who think the Dutch fake bomb threat girl was arrested by “Feds” in Rotterdam and that it’s an American constitutional crisis","Why do I have all these pictures on my hard drive of people with fake elf ears, what caused me to think I needed a copy of these","Oh come on someone in this office park brought a portable hammock to set up by the pond","Ahh it’s that time of year that my skin is covered with dozens of pinprick-sized red dots and I have no idea why","I’m friends with enough different sorts of political oddballs that I expect some flak for that democracy remark :)","Yesterday I wrote more words than I threw out. It’s English, not C, so this is a good thing.","Oh and I thought my BFF down under was still asleep because New Profile hides @ replies until you manually click something #UIRage","whose idea was it to make New Profiles use variable-sized text to reflect relative popularity of tweets? it's a visual MESS. #UIRage","Thrown out 10,000 words and kept 20,000 so far. Most of the trashed stuff is rewrites of the same chapter","Just threw out another thousand words. Writing is hard, everyone!","Like all of that is fractally wrong but I think she might be a minor?","Struggling with the ethics of posting pics of a girl making a fake terrorist bomb threat on twitter and then being like but I’m white","Is there really no fire extinguisher emoji? This is a critical gap in my ability to communicate in wingdings","Dear abadidea circa 2011: document what the constants 0xfa00, 0x140, and 320 (this one's in decimal) mean. Thanks. For nothing.","<generic complaint that my funny comment has 161 points and my long, thought-out comment has 1 point> <acknowledgment that such is internet>","My entire body is sore and I don’t know what I did to make it mad. Alternating being trapped in a car and running all over the place?","*streeeetch* taking a break from pokemon. If you desperately need more adventures of Heartbleed the Bulbasaur, I will be back.","Great, audio works but video doesn't","For the record I “need” to speed run Pokemon because I want to experiment with the Missingno bug and I can’t use someone else’s filthy save","All right since I need to speed run Pokemon anyway I might as well try twitch streaming. Please stand by…","I just discovered that print screen key -> ctrl-v into tweet box *totally works*","The nvidia update utility icon looks like the Minecraft icon and then I’m like “why does Minecraft want admin access all the sudden”","Nuisance-class bugs can become suddenly invaluable to attackers in the right context. If you can bounce the server process at will… 💓","I'd like to file a bug in English: \"Desktop\", \"Downloads\" and \"Documents\" all start with the same letter.","Why does iOS’s text select just completely fall apart on .txt files or monospace code blocks in a webpage. Literally impossible to use.","For the record there is no-one I was thinking of dissolving.","“If I had enough of this clog cleaner, could I dissolve a human body?” is probably not a normal thought.","Well I guess the “good” news is that a) the winners generated a massively obvious number of requests b) the reboot was probably necessary","when husband's away, skyrim will be played\n\nwhen I'm done being antagonized by OpenSSL, anyway","The people who put together the bleeder test scripts missed their chance to deploy malware written in go to the wild","What if Bloomberg completely made up the unnamed sources just to force the NSA to make a statement one way or the other? #ConspiracyHour","NSA lied to Congress and didn’t get in any real trouble which is why they can now INSIST they bled no hearts but no-one will believe them","Time to mull over possible least-untruthful meanings I guess","Things that weren't in the glamorous hacker job description: gettin' reeeaaaal intimate with OpenSSL's build options","AHHH the server I ran heartbleed tests from is offline!! The spooks caught me!! Oh wait I turned off wifi on this laptop 😓","I'm so glad Twitter's malware protection just stopped me from DM'ing a benign link... to myself.","(For values of \"some point\" equal to when I swapped out an iPhone 4S for a 5S, as my desktop, laptops, iPad were all 64-bit at that point)","At some point, a raspberry pi became the only 32-bit general purpose computer I own. And yet, in my head, 32-bit is still the default.","\"Can I build OpenSSL in Visual Studio (no cygwin plz)?\" \"Well, first, you install ActivePerl...\"","While paging may be a distant memory I'm not exactly a fan of the iPad's \"who needs RAM when you can just kill processes to get more\" either","System slowdown due to paging! I forgot that was a thing that could happen on computers! Terrible Worktop sent me a love letter from 2003.","Proposal for the installment of Severe Repercussions for marketers who put the word “Followup” in their email subject","If you noticed I’m using a lot of emoji it’s because I always wanted to but held back because they didn’t render on chrome 🎀","Home. For good. Forever. You can't make me leave","Sudden surge of people who look nerdy but aren't here for Source? I guess the Pax East hotel sold out...","We need to coordinate internet-ending bugs with the start of infosec conferences more often. Really lends a strong theme.","Goodbye #srcbos I am in the war zone once known as the lobby waiting for my ride to Peace and Quiet Town","\"I am the cavalry\"\n\nRaise your hand if you actually know how to ride a horse 🙋 not so good with the sword thing though. Infosec is hard","Come to infosec cons! We got branded camera cover freebies!","“I use ugly fonts because I’m all about content, not presentation!” —> “LOL you can’t read my content and I take that as a point of pride”","I need to go speed run Pokemon Blue. For science. I swear.","I might have gotten my cool Defcon CFP idea last minute at Source second year in a row. Hope they agree it's cool.","I want a woman's tee with just the heartbleed logo on it. Does anyone who's donating profits already have this?","iOS likes to regex things that look like phone numbers in webpages and hyperlink them. Hex dumps are the pathological corner case","I’m coming to the conclusion the other $240 million of the crypto subterfuge budget was donated to charity because it wasn’t needed.","Now to figure out where to stash my suitcase until DH rescues me from city hell… I am not good at hotel","I wrote out a word — with a pen, on paper — and hesitated, waiting to see if spellcheck highlighted it.","I can literally feel my health points dropping for every hour that I’m away from home. It’s like traveling is, itself, a poison effect","And the yucky SEO bots glommed onto that tweet to bring us full circle","Trying to google “page”… no, not as in paper, as in the courtly rank… “page rank”… … dangit","I keep telling my husband people are growing suspicious he never comes to these conferences. I continue to maintain I did not imagine him","It’s time to seriously consider I might just be bad at flirting \n\nLike incredibly bad","I’m imagining a fight at <major website> where security wanted to pull the plug until the patch was deployed and business side said hell no","Please don't be that guy who tells me well, at least strangers with a poor sense for boundaries think I'm beautiful !!!","Time from stepping outside in the city to strange old man telling me I'm beautiful: three minutes \n\nHelp","I seem to have lost my lunch date in this cavernous food court.","I started ranting about how much I hate PHP and someone said \"ohhhh, you're THE Melissa\"","Um, does anyone know why the heartbeat extension allows the client to specify arbitrary payload sizes on the order of kilobytes anyway","In this RT: I'm not listening to it, I heard a clip and yep I still sound twelve.","The guy sitting next to me is enumerating banks and payment processors. Well, the good news is it's not all of them!","Minecraft is back up. Crisis is over.","Just gave an interview to a reporter at #srcbos about heartbleed. My own heart might be racing a bit. Talked about Yahoo","Telling people just waking up that Yahoo is hemorrhaging usernames and passwords - and having to clarify it's not their fault this time!","What you don’t realize is that putting the stake in the heart of XP requires… a sacrifice. \n\nOur blood has been offered. #heartbleed","Beating sense into IT teams with a bat as a service. Rates very reasonable.","There that should really sell people on the industry","If you don't want to run around with your hair on fire with a constant stream of pressing issues, information security is not for you","I'm looking at a pile of \"5 minutes remaining\", \"1 minute remaining\" etc signs and I can't get the Sonic drowning klaxon out of my head","Logged into my server to run updates; apt lock was already held by cron. Seems the update server is really slow for some reason…","It is too late at night to even pretend to try to read OpenSSL source code sorry","-- it was a feedback form. Or that's what they want me to think","Someone left a QR code in the staff room. Don't know what it is. I'm going in --","Unless they get the mocha too. No one suggest that to them.","Some day the APT will poison all the alcohol at an infosec convention and I'll be the last appsec expert in the world","I no longer even have the capacity to be surprised by or upset with SSL. You could tell me it murders children and I would be like k","So I showed up kind of late to help with setup and… is anyone even here? Hello? I can’t find anyone. I’m so alone #srcbos","Another hotel with wholly unencrypted wifi; but the risk profile at this one might be SLIGHTLY higher.","#sourceboston due to renovations, checkin is currently in the bar and the bar is in ???. Not that I have any use for it.","I hate/fear cities more than I can possibly say and I'm pretty ;$&@ triggered right now","Just got mail (actual paper mail) addressed to Code Ferret and Melissa. Offended. Omitting the wife’s handle is so 19th century.","#UIRage pressing \"enter\" in the cygwin package search box ended the search interface and began the installation. Super!","Found the checkmark to make it Not Do That. Woot.","Rebooted the machine. Chrome is using 115MB of RAM despite not actually having been opened. Massive preload caching?","Oh, of course. The culprit for the total loss of system responsiveness is the notorious .Net Runtime Optimization Service. Very optimal.","The Terrible Worktop hemorrhages battery while asleep. It takes several seconds to respond to a right click. What god did I anger ?!","I guess if I willingly engage with a celebrity in a political discussion, I 100% deserve angry strangers swearing in my mentions","In the good old days, everyone read long books! By everyone I mean rich people. There ain’t no 99% literacy rate in the good old days.","RE: skimming: if you’re skimming a novel you are wasting your time. Just find something different you’ll actually engage with.","is a twitter bot to remind you that you left laundry languishing in a machine something you people need?","Just remembered there’s still laundry in the dryer. My retirement is already ruined","That was the most refreshing glass of chocolate milk of my entire life. I’m sinking into this bed and never getting up again. Goodbye","Home alive. Just in time to do laundry and go to a different hotel tomorrow. Just gotta remind myself I volunteered for this one…","Automatic toll-by-mail: one of many benefits of the commercialized surveillance state","At least I'm getting one thing out of this: the ridiculous sight of my husband in a fancy suit","\"Siri, directions to Sheetz\" \"I did not find any place to buy bed linens.\"","I have to tell someone: I'm miserable, I hate it here, I'm about to cry, and men's perfume gives me the most awful headache.","AC repair guy just said \"there's always one screw too many anyway.\" As a computer repair expert: always.","And now I can't get the phone and watch to re-pair. The watch is visible on bluetooth but it just flakes out.","The writing in Ben Ten is so bad. But the character design is pretty good. I'll sound old if I complain about newer cartoons though.","I suppose it's a faux pas to be like \"sup\" when seeing one's siblings-in-law but \"*GASP* HI CHARLIE\" to their dog","oh my gods \"canon vs nikon\" is the emacs vs vi of photographers isn't it \n\nI've known this photographer for TWO MINUTES","I'd like to thank the \"OK button vs Apply button\" #UIRage paradigm for me just loading a bunch of stuff over plaintext instead of my proxy","The paranoia's kicking in: she didn't call to ask if I'm satisfied with my room, she called to find out if it's safe to steal my laptop!","This hotel has heard the cry of the road warrior: \"more plugs!\" Plugs on the walls. Plugs on the lamps. Plugs on the MICROWAVE???","Just threw out 7,772 words from the draft of book 2. Should probably throw out a few more for good luck.","Melissa Elliott and the Quest to get Tab Stop Sizes to be Consistent Across Documents: a novel of tears and triumph","My white chocolate mocha habit can be pinned on a single free drink token Sheetz gave me in 2009. That’s a pretty effective ROI","How on earth did holding down the space bar circumvent the login process, xbox? Event buffer overflow?","Praise the maps.app for we have found a font of fancy coffee and meatball subs in this forsaken wilderness","Welcome back, Turkey. Start planning now for the next blocked website. Resist censorship on both technical and political fronts.","Well, what do I pay for all this cellular data for, if not to install Steam over LTE","\"There's no password on our free wifi!\" Oh no the APT is going to get me! Wait. This is a rural hotel. It's me. I'm the APT.","Just passed over thirty consecutive horse farms every one of which had a fancy name on a plaque: Piedmont, Edgeworth, Airlisle, Clarion","In the sort of bookstore that puts Kevin Mitnick and Richard Clarke in the science section O.o","I woke up in a parking lot in Virginia. It’s hot out and people talk funny. Did I really spend half my life here?","The humans have embarked on their journey. Now to see if I can sleep in a car while my husband insists on playing music ಠ_ಠ","Oh good twitter API is returning nonsense errors about endpoints and duplicate tweets 😐","I don't know why y'all are complaining about the soft-emoji. This is 🇬🇱🇴🇷🇮🇴🇺­🇸","🇾🇪­🇸 🇭🇪🇱🇱🇴 🇮 🇼🇴🇺🇱🆔 🇱🇮🇰🇪 🇹🇴 🇧🇪 🇴🇧🇳🇴🇽🇮🇴🇺­🇸","I'm prejudiced against all weddings, not just the one I'm going to. My wedding was ten minutes at the town hall and I resented it.","If I am coming down with a cold right as I get dragged across the country to a wedding, so help me heathen gods","I write with a stylus that which I would not have the computers know: cursive yet eludes them.","By bouncing back and forth editing between web and tweetbot, I've coerced my bio to display exactly one of the soft-emoji","(What y’all don’t know is that I take selfies *all the time* and only ever post like 1% of them)","I’m offended at how often iOS draws a facial recognition box directly on my nose","Tightening the screws on my eyeglasses. Dangit, can’t see. Push the glasses back up my nose. Poke myself in eye. Existential crisis.","I’m going on a long roadtrip tonight (not thrilled). I feel like I should be doing something cool with an SDR on the road","— I should see if the package is here yet.\n\n— My pants are upstairs \n\n— I should see if the API says the package is here yet.","Is the icon set Twitter is using for emoji now available somewhere? It seems familiar","Now the fact that a substantial portion of my tweets contain a 🔪 won’t be lost on the web plebs.","I see Twitter has taken that pending \"emoji support\" ticket over at Chrome into its own hands.","The pebble’s penchant for randomly repeating old SMS keeps making me think someone’s triggering my twitter account’s two-factor","Happy birthday to the Weasley Twins.\n\n… :(","I will emoji-shank the first person to say I’m compromising my OPSEC by revealing I do, in fact, have a last name and live in a town 🔪","I was trying to figure out why there were news crews around the hospital today… no dice.","Pleased to announce that we are joining the NSA-RSA Joint Reverse Bug Bounty Program. In unrelated news, I’m taking an extravagant vacation.","Oh sweet the keyboard has a calc.exe button for covering up when your live exploit demo failed","Screw it, if work won’t buy me a nice laptop then I’m retiring to live off my winnings as Pinkie Pie. Yes me. The PINK one? Duh.","I had to go begging for a new laptop at work and I got one with a 768px 15” screen. I can’t see anything and I want to die.","The amount of blood and tears required to “just add another account” to my Wind+ws 8 tablet (HELLO TECH SUPPORT NO I DO NOT NEED HELP BYE)","What does Weird Twitter do on April Fool’s? Instagram their lunch?","If you’re Satoshi Nakamoto and it’s been weighing heavy on your heart, now would be a good time to blurt it out","Agonizing over one paragraph of exposition for hours #JustWriterThings","I am aware that literally every browser vendor is backed by someone who does SOMETHING I don’t like.\n\nI just don’t know what lynx did yet.","Let the record show that I totally wanted to ungender that quote  but then I’d be misquoting its apocryphal attribution","“Corporations should never take a political stance”\n\n——————————\n\n“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing”","Many of them are not “out” in day-to-day life because of backlash from parents, work, and school, or because of marriage laws, or… :(","Transgender Visibility Day: my friends, my family, my enemies, there are lots and LOTS of transgender people in my life.","While pokemon is pretty innocent, using April Fool's for essentially a giant brand promotion does taste a little sour, Google","Dad\n\nStop trying to use Japanese-style emotes\n\nDad you aren't cool en-- Dad!!","So SChannel is 12% of the HTTPS internet and we have no way of knowing how many of those enabled Dual EC; hopefully, like, three","What a bizarre spam: it says only “early closure due to expected snow” from “Texas business chamber”","Someone actually called me on crowd-surfing the secure door. Then I just smiled and went in anyway cuz that’s what a cool hacker would do","Decided that 0x1A is pronounced ay-teen years old, which, admittedly, sounds a little deceptive.","In this RT: I have the vaguest recollection of blogging about how that misfeature initially didn’t even use SSL.","xoxo all. Let the record show Dear Husband swore to thoroughly clean the house as my birthday present","sinful selfie confession: I take them from that angle to make my eyes look bigger","The best part was I was trying to see if I could pick up something from Russia and ended up getting New Zealand instead. So good at this ;)","Awesome. I just got baby's first QSL card from Radio New Zealand, even if it's just digital. Fear the power of my pile of loose wires!!!","(both end in shrugging and checking Twitter until you remember)","Walking into a room and forgetting what you were looking for. Unlocking the other laptop and forgetting what you were looking for.","The ice cream shop lady was surprised I didn't want my name written on my cake. I just had no inclination to explain how to spell 0xabad1dea","Wearing headphones with no music in them to ward off strangers #JustSocialAnxietyThings","There is a new transmitter — two antennas, about 18” — installed on a telephone pole near my house. I wonder what it’s for.","The birdsong outside falls silent. A moment later, it is renewed in a great and angry clamor. One of them must have said a birdswear.","Gahh how did my document get into an inconsistent state of curly ’ and straight ' even in the same sentence","If my mother asks, and I say I want world peace for my birthday, she’s contractually obligated as a parent to deliver right","Must not work in \"Frozen\" reference in my character dialogue. Must not work in \"Frozen\" reference in my character dialogue. Must not work i–","The tip to occasionally change up the font when editing your own writing is a good one.","My OSX text-to-speech pronounces ♦ as \"diamond suite moji\". I guess the \"e\" went to the same place as the one in \"tumblr\" and \"flickr\"","Pandora's algorithm actually does a really good job of finding the one song on an album I'll actually like.","That just worked splendidly: someone sent me an image file over Twitter encrypted to my keybase.","It’s almost my annual excuse to buy extremely expensive ice cream cake. I feel like I’m too old to be looking forward to that so much.","In this RT: absolutely, completely 100% in favor of the government banning Times New Roman for Garamond.","Determined that the “x and y are talking about z!” alert is not generated by “recommendations.” Toggling “news” next","I’ve been lying to a habit tracker app every day for weeks because I found a beneficial bug and I feel entitled to exploit it","… it was probably someone’s visiting child. Sigh, oh well. Maybe the axe will turn up in the communal Lego bin","Hey, could whoever was in my cube messing with my dolls and figurines KINDLY return the missing Lego axe the minifig was holding?","Subtweeting IRL: what is even the point of trying to hide you’re already x > 2 months pregnant from your relatives at your wedding","It looks like Textilus has updated a few times since I last tried it so I’m going to see if it’s any closer to my Dream iPad Word Processor","Also searching “Microsoft Word” in the App Store currently returns not the official app and lots of scammy things","Gods, I want a word processor for iPad that meets my needs as a novelist. Oh, you have a suggestion? Oh, it literally has a $99.99/year IAP?","Engaging with my favorite brands to let them know their artwork is featured on shameblogs for the well-armored man/nearly naked woman trope","Sometimes the way I develop a plot feels like coming up with fan theories for unanswered questions in my own story","I can’t actually find the claimed “photo sharing improvements” in the new iPhone client","LOL apparently Erdogan sees the nefarious will of his shadowy nemesis YouTube behind the baffling free speech advocacy of Twitter.","Anyway for about ten seconds I thought my house was full of murder rapist thieves. Phew.","We know who lived here before we did so it'd have to be 2+ tenants ago or an apartment number error","Concluded it was left in our mailbox and we dropped it on the floor bringing in mail. DH is going to the apt office to see if they can solve","Scare of my life: found someone else's wallet on the floor of our own house when we came home. And the ID card... has our address on it 1/2","In this RT: can’t wait to see this break tweetbot or something","I said I’d do some six-months-wiser editing of my manuscript for the first book.\n\n*opens document*\n\nOh my gods did I really write THIS MUCH","I said I’d do some six-months-wiser editing of my manuscript for the first book.\n\n*opens document*\n\nOh my gods did I really write THIS MUCH","I went outside and now my mouth and eyes are full of sand. F- do not recommend","Though a .NL boy once made me watch the cider song just so I could assure him it’s DEFINITELY not alcohol","I still have yet to see an entire episode of the show.","It seems the wind and snow got my message that they missed a spot. Oops.","No snow. But I’m told our friends on the Cape are five inches under and about 75mph across.","My mission was to look up the background of the last name Martel, now I’m in six wiki links deep, send a rescue party","Glad to see a new FD arise backed by someone we can all agree has an established reputation","Given the diminishing cost of storage, you’re aiming to still be worth like, two cents","Live so that it will still be worth paying taxes to keep your Twitter archive in the Library of Congress in three hundred years","In this RT: I agree: the difference between Socially Awkward and Creepy is one readily and sincerely apologizes, the other gets defensive","What’s it say that two billion dollars doesn’t even REGISTER on my acquisition price eyebrow-raisers anymore","The number of times I’ve seen someone say “just saw a retweet from someone I blocked” is waaaay too high","I’m terrified of developing a degenerative disease which would affect my ability to communicate :(","From this I have learned the shortwave version is more than thirty seconds in the future relative to the internet version of the station","Sweeeeeet I'm picking up New Zealand from Massachusetts this is the best! #AbadideaGotAShortwaveRadio","My sister set off the fire alarm boiling hot dogs. IT'S GENETIC.","Oh my gods, there were still bugs in Office’s RTF parser?!","\"You don't really want to go to dinner, you just want to take your new radio wardriving!\" m aaaay be","It's actually not morse. It slow-beeps anywhere from 4 to 30 times followed by exactly 10 fast beeps.","Things I can pick up with my new radio: religion, religion, religion, Spanish religion, and something that goes beep on an ISM frequency","I am advised not to use antenna extension in the place of much thunder.","This tiny radio came with *twelve feet* of thin wiring with a clip on the end which is \"antenna extension\"","Even if in general he’s really nice/a good leader. Absolute deal breaker to be publicly on the “no” side of my civil rights.","I personally would not feel safe/welcome working under a CEO who was known to have financially opposed my minority group’s civil rights","“How many feet in a mile?” “Consulting my tea leaves”\n\nDangit Siri you can practice spiritualism on your own time!","I think the kids with the walkie talkies were on school busses and now I’m jealous I never thought of that when I was little","Picking up a bunch of young children on a channel you technically need a license for. Mental image of FCC raiding the birthday party","The weather must be just right because I went from hearing nothing on my scanner for days to hearing twelve things since last night","The consensus is I can raid playgrounds all I want as long as I don’t bring my husband who looks exactly like a Hollywood pedophile","On a scale from 1 to SWAT how likely is it the cops will be called on me if I climb on top of a playground to get better reception","Deleted because I found the answer to my question on a different page. Sorry for haste.","“This app was created by So-and-So, a 16yo iOS developer! Rated Age 17+ for the following…”","Due to the unreasonableness of human psychology I now get to be scared of a train coming up an escalator at me forever","No, autocorrect, I am not SMITHING my enemies. You should know me better than that.","My husband is watching anime. He said to me “Jack the Ripper just teleported from Costa Rica to save his love interest Nobunaga”","Not too long ago I was too old to be a millennial and now the news calls people with ten years on me millennials","Is it my imagination or has the word “millennial” been rapidly expanding to include everyone now alive who’s not yet *old*?","The idiom “sent packing” felt very jarring in a fantasy novel, but I checked and it’s attested from the 1500s. Hmph, carry on then.","My grandmother called to let me know I’m famous now \n\n(Not really sure why)","Oh my gods he rearranged my gems in my inventory it’s like he doesn’t even KNOW me #Diablo","My husband rearranged my skills on Diablo and didn’t tell me. I ALMOST DIED","Good gravy apparently everyone who uses walkie talkies around here is CRAZY","My walkie talkie scanner found someone! I was beginning to think I was the only human who existed after all…","Not to say that every single one of them is definitely malicious, but it’s a known pattern — and they *are* all sleazy about giving credit.","Good netizens don’t retweet accounts that post nothing except completely uncredited theme photography. They’re pump-and-spam scams.","On a related note, I frequently accidentally fave things and it seems karmically calculated to always be something awkward","Is there a word for when you accidentally follow a stranger on twitter and you’re too polite to unfollow so now they’re your new friend","I swear the New Yorker has some sort of quota to meet to remind everyone of how they spell coördination","I went to go ask the presumed experts if this is common but their listed IRC channel is.... completely empty :[","However I think I found an instance of UVB-76 accidentally leaving the buzzer on over the voice. A \"correct\" transmission follows later","Ahh, the future. When importing a 100MB MP3 into Audacity takes longer than downloading it from Estonia did","Poor Huawei, it just can’t win","So it seems Turkey switched from poisoned DNS to actual IP bans about one day in","Maybe it’s time to find a better place for the Broken Microwave of Science than hanging precariously off the side of my computer desk","Found a USB stick from 2009. It has some code I wrote.\n\n/* insert check for filesize > 44 bytes here */\n\noh :(","Which in turn means I’m not imagining it that a new one just feels better to the touch no matter how much I clean an old one"],"mentions":["@zhuowei @m1sp the hair isn’t shaded in this, if it looks that way then it’s just sketchiness (can only see a bit of bangs anyway)","@zhuowei @m1sp Luzcrezo In A Dress","@grp @comex I ship it","@iain_chalmers but that would seem to defeat the point of *finding* an image’s location, unless the journalists completely misinterpreted","@m1sp yes exactly grahh.","@m1sp I just keep failing to capture all the relevant stuff about the relations of all the Cute Teens In The Occident","@m1sp also oh my gods STILL not happy with Barsamin’s first chapter in RitS ugh why is this so hard","@BasedBauer I guess it’s a couple? And whether it’s just the ecchi board or the whole site varies? IDK I don’t know any Russians in Russia","@Shufflejoy do they pay for the overtime at least?","@kevin_bowen @puellavulnerata or the journalists could have totally screwed up and in actuality it just matches exif co-ords to a map...","@kevin_bowen @puellavulnerata perhaps it's a really fuzzy thing that matches colors and stuff to narrow down possible locations?","@Kufat the wording \"to determine location\" would suggest that the location wasn't handed to them free with the jpg","@m1sp @zauspar don’t kid yourself, our digital baby is a supervillain in the making","@thegrugq I’m just saying… I don’t think I understand the aphorisms of a grugq a decade younger.","@papierhache @Shufflejoy exhibit A in “literal psychopath, no really, you couldn’t make this any easier to diagnose”","@thegrugq 👊👊👊 it’s all in the 👏?","@DarthNull fry-squint.jpg\n\nNot sure if literal\n\nOr Mario Kart","@christinelove cc @m1sp it will be hilarious when the apocalypse is his fault","@zhuowei hopper is a sight cheaper than Ida… and a lot less paperwork.","@Kufat there is something seriously wrong with your company.","@hemantmehta I’m so sorry. The last time I attended one I almost lost my cool mid-ceremony for all the overt misogyny.","@Xaosopher but on the timescales apparent, civilizations would rise and fall in the shadow of the stormless giant","@eevee I’m p sure literal entire theses have been written on the emotional outrage of the public around refining the definition of planet","@eevee no we didn’t, we acknowledged its chibi status","@eevee sites like buzzfeed and cracked have been known to pull out the serious journalism firepower where their demographic is concerned",".@eevee cue certain factions suddenly realizing there are in fact a LOT of transgender people: “America can’t afford that!”","@octal hey wait… @ra6bit “owes” me one of those… :p","@WhiteMageSlave if only someone who had any idea how to design a UI worked for Nintendo","@WhiteMageSlave bought a disc, lady at the gamestop said there was a free game redeem thingie with club Nintendo but that’s all I know","@WhiteMageSlave I genuinely haven't the slightest idea how one is supposed to redeem that","@pent0thal I promise more hacking happens when I'm not sick :)","@greerga I’m pretty sure alcohol is organic! But generally one only advertises organicness of… things one eats","@zedshaw conveyance of intention fail on their end: they want two strings delimited by space","@zedshaw @darkuncle @dakami okay, sure, which brings us back to my original comment, that it's a generational gap, to which you said \"no\"","@McGrewSecurity pfff haha sure you’ll learn to be an A+ ace hacker that way","@McGrewSecurity oh man context ?","@Uncouth_Peasant @zauspar getting operating systems to ship dyslexic-friendly fonts that aren’t also novelty fonts would be better (IMO).","@m1sp @Talen_Lee my prince <3","@zedshaw with all respect, that there is a *generation* gap if I ever saw one.","@ra6bit a little slice of FREEDOM.","@ra6bit now I’m imagining everyone but New Hampshire assenting and how awkward that would be","@_cypherpunks_ @puellavulnerata oh yes. ˙ ͜ʟ˙","@Talen_Lee I thought the promo poster was photoshopped but… apparently it isn’t?","@zhuowei @m1sp …wow.","@Kufat who exactly published that map is somewhat peripheral to what on earth happened to that map","@m1sp problem: I’m writing a song that sounds very Russian, which means I need to make up a Russianesque character to match. Oh bother!","@ShadowTodd also I’m very bothered at how many people can tell the answer but apparently can’t tell the map is fundamentally wrong",".@ShadowTodd Mongols, the Terror of the Paleozoic","@zhuowei that reminds me, I never did make a character for a few of those names","@zhuowei that's the only conclusion I can draw. This is from 7th or 8th grade... I went through... a phase...","@vogon I’d ask if you saw the relevant Penny Arcade, but,","@Talen_Lee it’s incredibly rare for me to block someone I *know*! Smartwatch keeps spontaneously devolving into dumbwatch","@Talen_Lee good it finally worked. With luck it won’t break AGAIN","@Talen_Lee tweet at me I’m testing something","@tpw_rules 💹 gotta drive emoji usage 🆙","@dozykraut oh the last time I posted it was months ago. Redditor cheated the repost filter by linking to a subheading… :)","@dozykraut me posting that a third time for the retweets would be just cheap ;)","@WhiteMageSlave \\o/","@zhuowei all teachers are impressed by superior abadidea numerology","@zhuowei inferior numerology!","@rich0H doesn’t take THAT long to do thirty-two races in a row","@eevee calculating results… releasing results into the wild… bye results!","@psiwindftw I’m complaining that Mario Kart looks absolutely ridiculous because someone kept saying “we can fit one more light effect”","@dangoodin001 according to him it stands for Dire","@Xaosopher barely. He blacked out at a techno show…","@Xaosopher he’ll also be in Vegas for one night apparently","@Xaosopher >>> dummy","@ELLIOTTCABLE @m1sp check your major American city privilege",".@Talen_Lee yeah the catch is that if you feel sick enough to stay home as an adult you’re often too sick to play video games anyway :(","@McGrewSecurity there’s a key difference, I think, in the audience understanding how to even","@cmatthewbrooks I don’t think I know how to *not* tweet about an experience","@Dragoneral_ I didn’t say I’d stop eating!","@m1sp idk I kinda got this thing going about violent retribution from deities being problematic","@homakov obviously those jobs should go to the native-born Americans who can’t afford to go to college to learn those skills","@m1sp I had a nightmare about being trapped in a car with three men, one of whom was frightening me, and the other two wouldn’t stop him :(","@techpractical I think she does both","@m1sp @FioraAeterna and full lips but you have to know my art style I guess. And her face shape changes slightly","@snare haha we’re not going to license our stuff to Australia anyway","@Shufflejoy @Talen_Lee works with pizza etc","@Shufflejoy @Talen_Lee keeps things from drying out","@ErrataRob misfortune aside, it does look remarkably like a butterfly","@ErrataRob … dang.","@matthew_d_green @kennwhite @runasand join the inner circle of infosec rock stars. Don’t worry I’ll vouch for you","@TweetsofOld I think this goes with your tweet from a long time ago about a girl pulling a gun and shooting her dance partner","@WhiteMageSlave for some reason I envision them looking and talking like Father's kids from KND","@lukelarris this is one way to discover that passwording a zip does not hide the filenames :)","@lukelarris I don't think they fully extract things. But they parse the internal directory structure yes.","@blowdart that is in fact central to my thesis","@ELLIOTTCABLE I just have “boys in ropes” on my desktop","@zhuowei tremble at the wonder, hear the tempest cry","@zhuowei (do you need me to define those acronyms? XD)","@zhuowei if that’s mine, it’s probably a radio waterfall","@zhuowei the cicadas one isn’t RitS! As it says, it’s either TatW or HtTC :)","@zhuowei I’m really glad my most dedicated stalker is a fiction fan and not a crazed axe murderer","@jennifurret like clockwork.","@RandomMasta I uhh you might want to go check their website, after which you’ll know as much as the rest of us","@RobChahin @jmgosney @dakami \"or\"? I didn't present a theory as to why...","@kennwhite reckon I should follow back if I'm going to be so emotionally invested in this","@FiloSottile ahh sorry.","@FiloSottile @thegrugq they don't even follow me, to whom it was at'd, so I think that's.... random drunk tweeting or something","@DrPizza the only other one I know of is bindiff which I'm pretty sure has an ida dependency","@adamcaudill in this case it nukes the entire manual and does not replace it with a shorter one afaict.","@dorianmuthig well I haven't blocked you I don't think so that's not why","@patient_0x00 well who'd quit auditing it now! :)","@rfc1459 that might have actually been fixing a stupid loophole in what they were trying to forbid re: name re-use","@JZdziarski but this is very explicitly human-generated text which was edited to remove still-valid information","@JZdziarski I myself have repeatedly pointed out that the US/United States is almost certainly caused by updating Visual Studio","@JZdziarski but this is a human-generated readme??","@munin @puellavulnerata -- some flags changing their exact numeric value for no apparent reason","@munin @puellavulnerata aside from the US/United States thing which is reasonably explained as upgrading compiler, I notice --","@trollied you have just as much evidence for that as I do, I am pretty sure, ie, giant question mark","@munin @puellavulnerata do you mean in the 7.2 diff?","@waddlesplash I don't even have aero enabled.","@eqe … >.>","@PatrickAK the paid auditors claim they haven’t yet found anything new of such a serious nature","@elad3 BUT one would think if someone were that angry they’d be more overt in explaining their feelings","@elad3 nah see I think it’d make sense to be like “ugh I am so angry about how this is going, just use bitlocker why don’t you, ungratefuls”","@elad3 IMO the developer ragequit is still plausible but it would be bizarre to poison your own well that way","@elad3 nope and dunno ¯\\(º_o)/¯","@runasand @elad3 you’re a hero and a saint","@elad3 @runasand though I guess that means I was wrong about there being literally nothing to do and I’m just scared of paperwork 😞","@elad3 I *assume* @runasand is all over that because she files a lot of foias but these things can take ages just to return nothing","@trifster probably not, if they covered that the auditors are as surprised as the rest of us","@LPGhatguy ps I already dislikeVisual Studio so this whole discussion is kind of a moot point as I was expressing my antipathy for it","@LPGhatguy the VS compiler. I barely even know what Blend is, it's just on the logo of the Visual Studio all-in-one installer.","@Tommaso_Scalici your client is glitching...?","@LPGhatguy @Tommaso_Scalici it's a subset of *Visual Studio* is what I meant.","@LPGhatguy @Tommaso_Scalici that makes perfect sense not to care in some contexts, but one isn’t a subset of the other :)","@Tommaso_Scalici I install it all because every now and then something stupid comes up in this job","@Tommaso_Scalici @LPGhatguy I’m not “mixing them up.” I simply don’t *care* about any of the other junk.","@Packetknife btw I’m not sure if my replies went through Twitter API is being weird today","@geekable 360 controller is acceptable, it's what I use for PC gaming.\n\nAlso, you're not supposed to play Mario Party that way!","@rfc1459 if it somehow presents itself the same as the built in gamecube controller slots did on the wii... maybe it could magically work","@beemoh @mftb how did I miss this","“That’s defeat. In the form of doing what they do best, selling more peripherals” — @codeferret_","@geekable despicable, why are we even friends","@tenfootfangs IMO it’s already perfect unless you want a bigger one for the range of American adult hand sizes","@tenfootfangs look at the photo… that’s a reissued controller","@NintendoAmerica @tenfootfangs oh my gods Nintendo finally figured it out good job","@travisgoodspeed because that’s within the web layer, not beneath it","@kwanre I’m pretty sure that’s mostly just hanging out getting wasted","@kwanre I’m pretty sure that’s mostly just hanging out getting wasted","@travisgoodspeed okay I actually don’t think that’s fair: “web development” should get to presume a TCP/IP stack is provided","@travisgoodspeed is this a challenge \n\nData appended to convince twitter this is not a fraudulent tweet","@Talen_Lee spotted in wild: Jesus ❤️ Me baseball cap, matching mirror ornament, AND a Bible, all on same car dashboard","@kwanre I have a MacBook Air, a Lenovo y510p and a Acer tablet whose model I forget","@WithMetta a bit ☺️","@dakami it's not me buying these things or there'd be no issue to begin with","@kwanre @thegrugq they are pretty well locked down but in the sort of way that pegs a core consistently","@thegrugq yeah it's pretty horrible actually\n\nbut bla bla millions of dollars worth of IP on my hard drive","@jesster_king @Kotaku not any sillier than any of the others","@thegrugq like my personal laptops are objectively superior to these ones in every single way, if I could use them I would","@thegrugq ummmmmm\n\nIf only I had any control over what my workplace stocks...?","@jesster_king ಠ_ಠ","@abrahamvegh the cli client solves *that* but then throws out about 80% of the usability of the browser design (still better than gpg!)","@abrahamvegh sabotaging the dynamic serving of javascript from server to client (whether by betrayal, hack, or govt interference)","@abrahamvegh basically I believe keybase is on the right track for usability but we don't have a solution to their threat model yet","@abrahamvegh deliberate choice, to see how that goes. It's not my only key.","@alexhern 👍 well I would have tried a little harder to make a key that says \"Truecrypt\" and not \"0xabad1dea\" :p","@TehMillhouse it's my real signature tho!","@alexhern if I had done the hoax \"for real\" innocent journalists like you would be the target I'm afraid...","@alexhern more or less yeh","@m1sp good cover story, Simeon.","@m1sp something you’d like to tell us, Simeon…?","There’s something hilarious to me about political spammers soliciting bot accounts, or @samuelpepys, who has been dead for centuries","@McGrewSecurity I parsed this as [have beef with] [me deleting their tweets] and I was like well yes Mr. Hacker that is in fact pretty rude","@alt_m1sp :< !!!","@RandomStep that’s part of the point. Constant “but they also said” is a real issue in online discussions","@AlyssaRowan wait, was there some pre-agreement on what constitutes a canary?","@m1sp >.>\n\nThis describes what happened to Aspects’ plot pretty well… originally contained zero gay you know","@kevinlange … ahh.","@kevinlange I cannot figure out how to Scunthrope your name though","@matthew_d_green phew!","@n1vux @matthew_d_green not sure if I should read too much into that 😯","@alt_m1sp gods they will latch onto a keyword in a throwaway remark and never let go","@m1sp then Barsamin proves he’s serious by pulling out the dreaded Full Name… Luzcrezo dello Rodomond Veraldo","@kaepora haha your voice is deeper than I expected","@Talen_Lee idk, I’m rather fond of literal devil’s advocacy, which is why the Catholic Church abolished it","@ThePokeBot if that was you who reset it..., if you didn't know, the visuals went black","@marpeggiation thank you as I try very hard to be, but - don't tell anyone - I'm REALLY bad at calculus :(","@mudlock I rapidly change topic several hundred times a day but yes","@bobpoekert @antumbral they raised > 1 million in one day because that's how many people have *positive* memories of using Reading Rainbow","@bobpoekert @m1sp that's a little open-ended but I'd take it to mean most all countries that aren't overtly communist ideology based","@bobpoekert as I understand it this is to fund digitizing all their content and hosting the web site and enabling teachers to use it","@m1sp <3!","@Ansjh thanks. This decreases likeliness of the theory that they manually edited the .rc to draw attention to “United States” in the diff","@JZdziarski @McGrewSecurity yeah if they got tired of it they decided to poison their own well as thoroughly as possible","@WhiteMageSlave \\o/","@xkeepah lol nope","@zauspar yeah it’s pretty chilly","@Raed667 @thegrugq yes, and yet, still a dramatic improvement","@thegrugq this is a DRAMATIC improvement over what I had earlier","@Canageek a step in the right direction but all too likely to introduce new bugs in their zeal?","@matthew_d_green it’s been pointed out to me that “someone” has a big interview tonight…","@leighalytle … is it snowing?","@NowellAssociate I’d certainly prefer “we don’t want to help any further” over “we were compromised”, “we were NSL’d…”","@AlyssaRowan @diodesign oh, I saw someone thinking aloud about those being auto-generated… hmm.","@mof18202 @AlyssaRowan coercion to insert backdoor a la lavabit, but it’s the next tier of backdoor evilness","@AlyssaRowan @diodesign ? Is this a diff somewhere?","@HelpSnowden I’m trying to maintain sanity through humor here :(","@urbanfriendden @zauspar but can he be bleaten 🐐","@matthew_d_green I mentioned to him who the auditors were and my husband said to ask if YOU’VE been NSL’d","@nicholsong well if they have proof it’s a hoax I would very much like to see it",".@Furyhunter this seems a repeated point of confusion? Half of people are saying it’s the right key and the other half the wrong key??","@ra6bit well what I mean by “immature” would be “you know what FINE might as well tell people to use BITLOCKER if this is such a problem”","@eevee afaik we don’t know how many there actually are but it’s believed there are two?","@Motoma that does rank as highly Serious on the list of possibilities",".@mof18202 I grant that people being associated with the audit being baffled does make the Least Terrible Theory less likely 😞","@smeerp well, it just means someone got fed up, not that it’s known to be backdoored, pressured by NSA, hacked, etc","@spiegaltv @Shufflejoy neither are most people who use full disk encryption. I’m not saying you *should*, I’m saying it’s reasonable","@MechMK1 that’s developer ragequit (the exact amount of rage isn’t important, it’s that a BS excuse to shut down support requests was used)","@TheXyzzy note: it’s just him I hear other people knock","@TheXyzzy I didn’t hear it, and this is like the third time I haven’t heard him knock and instead noticed the truck outside","@xkeepah not to rain on your parade but TM™ is a canonical emoji\n\nAlso it’s rendering as generic text on my Windows/Chrome","@NotTimothy it’s important to be mindful of peoples’ extended beliefs but it can get wearisome having to repeatedly disclaim things","@NotTimothy no, which is why citing anyone almost ALWAYS starts a trial by forum thread","@rhcp011235 what on earth possesses people to respond to am active display of caring with “no-one cares”","@kevinlange … huh.","@kevinlange what even is a 〽️","@Shufflejoy even if that were literally so it’s not like we have some sort of population problem and need to recruit more straight people","@eevee @meat it’s striking how much shorter these documents are, say, 150 years ago: they accumulate corner case cruft that never leaves","@eevee I can never figure out what’s on that guy’s shirt in the last panel","@oshepherd it's back on the bottom for now because the wifi icon kept going AWOL","@matthiasr obviously this is only acceptable when the point of the encryption is to protect company property, not private property.","@matthiasr the passwords are submitted to a central server run by the IT dept, and the administrators have the ability to access them.","@mrgame64 it's a pun on English as she is spoke","@JZdziarski that would be particularly self-defeating in this instance","@Jonimus I’m pretty sure UAC still prompts? Just green instead of yellow","@piratechristian @MarsHill @JastrzebskiJ I’m pretty sure there’s a passage in the Bible instructing Christians not to sue other Christians.","@weetabix_su but if I “just muted” they still very definitely should not be on my mentions tab","@weetabix_su first I muted them and then I was like no, this will not do, and blocked them. API agrees they’re blocked","@ialluzion @Myriachan hahahaha \n\n“Muscley men, the male power fantasy, is totally directly comparable! Stop complaining, other groups!”","@driftpin88 fortunately, chibis don't represent millennia of patriarchal need to sexualize women in every damn context","@Gredlen everyone loses in the game of British Names","@ShortList @Bethblog oh look. Am improbably bendy woman in nonsensical armor. Innovative","@kwaioMax As far as I *know* I haven’t managed to infect my copy of visual studio","@tenfootfangs I’m like 80% certain that quote was taken out of the context of a joke chain","@loganb well I assume all libraries around the world would not incinerate: but you may have access cut off to one for a long time.","@loganb I’m working on the *Imminent* Apocalypse model.","@Talen_Lee probably being very depressed","@csixty4 @aredridel it’s a telegraph operator handbook from 1873 or so.","@loganb that’s five more than zero at least :) but good to mind that if one is serious they need to replace the equipment occasionally","@sjalexander them darn 1800s hipsters.","@marcel73nl it’s over, for now, so I don’t really have any way to find out. At least until they do it again","@paigethylamine not to mention if it was a glitch the only possible cause is *testing* their censorship equipment","@bigswbigsw technically it is for sale, on amazon — but I don’t really mind either way.","@paigethylamine ri-iiiii-iiiight. I definitely believe the armed takeover of the government seeking to clamp down on dissent","@suqdiq @_wirepair right that’s *definitely* what the global internet needs ಠ_ಠ","@aspects_ebooks umm.","@stevewfolds minimum ten word billing :)","@NMusatti @ex509 using the word slavery to refer to actual slavery is not the “light” use of the word to which I refer","@zhuowei definitely the prior","@zhuowei but I need to go to bed now before I stay up all night reading telegram company policies","@zhuowei I will cover this in a flashback actually! He was apprentice to someone.","@zhuowei it’s what one would call murdering an artifice, legally speaking, in a jurisdiction that wouldn’t consider it true murder.","@mattblaze the handbook acknowledges this difference so I think it was an attempt to encourage ciphers not super obnoxious to key in","@admittedlyhuman probably too slow to do by hand for every message + tiny fractions of a cent making the billing annoying","@gotyaoi my uni actually had a pretty strict anti-hazing policy to keep all the rich kids in check","@jesster_king I said one of, I wasn't referring to hard drives at all.","@jesster_king one of the contexts of slave is a duplicate of the master?","@Mamex_Toomoe *zip*\n\n...\n....\n\n...............","@mikeymikey em… a high compression ratio means low entropy and less info. (Not a useful metric for human books either way.)","@RSWestmoreland also not sure on their range… I’m about twelve miles from downtown Boston","@RSWestmoreland I don’t know much about EMPs, would something that’s both powered off and no magnetic storage go up so easily?","@pndc suppose that, for similar reasons to why I cannot drive, I cannot operate a vehicle with even fewer wheels","@0x00string @Tuplet abadidea notes that her name is spelled 0xabad1dea or abadidea but not both 8(","@0x00string @Tuplet abadidea notes that her name is spelled 0xabad1dea or abadidea but not both 8(","@vathpela Most flash flooding deaths happen in cars when people decide it’s not that deep. Oregon Trail style.","@retrocombine discover local friends through shared emergency warning experiences",".@Hanzo55 nothing dates an article quite like an analogy to a theatre full of teenagers watching Titanic","@semibogan the lack of a good arcade near my college is the direct cause of me not sticking around for a phd !","@comex well there are the actual wargames but they’re outside of the technical abilities of 98% of gamers",".@dakami @lucabruno what, it’s just another stupid unauthenticated… OH MY GODS 😱","@jaywalkn I did? That doesn’t change the keyboard in all apps","@thegrugq technically I just bought the sister volume on Byzantium because it’s available for kindle\n\nPlus Byzantium is cooler IMO","@Talen_Lee we definitely know the political stance of the unknowable god","@Talen_Lee become a contractor for what? Carpentry?","@mirell maybe? It is pretty squicky …","@Packetknife 🔑 found it",".@lcamtuf his exact words were “no I should be looking at the screen poking through a list” of network host names","@SHREK_FLEX @GreenPirate_org instead I commented on how vigorously people DEFENDED a word that other people decided to change in their docs","@SHREK_FLEX @GreenPirate_org I request you note that I never called for the censorship of a word","@SHREK_FLEX @GreenPirate_org I’m not sure what that has to do with objecting to dismissing the role of imperialism in the history of slavery","@FioraAeterna @Talen_Lee @m1sp but the fact that the imperial dolls represent a holiday would go over most westerners’ heads","@FioraAeterna @Talen_Lee @m1sp not any more specific than a Christmas tree or a jack-o-lantern or the imperial dolls…?","@Talen_Lee @m1sp it’s supposed to be a valentine heart box of chocolates","@GreenPirate_org hahaha sure okay","@Talen_Lee a bit, but not really worth the flashback scene","@m1sp @tanonev not to mention I apparently draw in many thousands of people with my better blog posts and receive actual thank you notes (!)","@SHREK_FLEX @Fe3Mike I’m willing to be proven wrong but I’m pretty sure they are very explicitly *into* awareness of their position 😛","@tanonev @m1sp I don’t consciously choose to tweet any more than I consciously choose to breathe 😅","@Fe3Mike it’s a bit overloaded, it can be a replica, a follower, a secondary\n\nBuuuuut none of those are one syllable… sub?","@WhiteMageSlave >.> \n\n<.<","@alt_m1sp … D:","@SHREK_FLEX @tanonev then I’m not sure at what point that stopped being the impetus of the conversation","@SHREK_FLEX @tanonev and, like the time someone tweaked for neutral pronouns in a document, it drew a github comment freak out","@SHREK_FLEX @tanonev to bring this back to the original context, nobody was “policing” the word slave; one project agreed to change it","@SHREK_FLEX @tanonev I learned all these things via someone else pointing out to me they could be problematic","@m1sp 💝",".@tanonev I *personally* maintain that cleaning up my own language choices has directly led to me being more mindful of others","@tanonev nobody VC-backs *my* apps :(","@tanonev fixing wording is planting seeds: you reap it long term \n\nAnyway my energy for bickering on twitter is in fact infinite","@Wkter … not that I’m the executive in charge of that decision because lemme tell you I could find things to change in posix","@Wkter I do promise that if I ever get the impression there’s a genuine faction for renaming kill I will consider them seriously","@admittedlyhuman MRA is literally defined as being a reactionary movement against feminism is why we tell them that","@admittedlyhuman feminism is a *subset*. If a feminist isn’t intersectional they’re completely missing the underlying problem.","@Wkter —kill in particular with real world violent outcomes, unlike, say, murder.","@Wkter not entirely! Having specifically discussed this before, however, it seems there is little instinctual association of the word —","@rguillebert I’ve seen it achieve such connotations in careless application of it: especially in the othering of villains as foreign","@0x00string no, the bad of centuries of cultural forces that are not our faults personally but it’s our responsibility to dismantle","@rguillebert my opinion is a serious lack of context?","@Wkter okay serious question \n\nWould you be cool with referring to insertion of a USB connector as rape. Just every day. You rape your PC","@GreenPirate_org whoa an English word has etymological roots in European linguistics? I’m shocked.","@0x00string white PRIVILEGE is a systematic power that exists and needs to be called out and is usually exercised unintentionally","@0x00string help help I’m oppressing myself.","@SHREK_FLEX you will probably want to unfollow me right about now if you can’t handle me objecting to trivializing slavery","@Wkter false equivalence? Slavery is the deprivation of fundamental human rights, practiced at a scale that reshaped global society","@SHREK_FLEX people conscientiously object to trivializing a word that means a horrible, wicked thing to describe a database yes","@Wkter if it wasn’t problematic we wouldn’t have this problem","@icourtneyloveu use of the word slave in a technical context, hard drives, databases etc","@pixeldesu @washiiko ummmm\n\nNope nope nope people have been complaining about this for years and told “who cares” even as they actively care","@pixeldesu @washiiko like imagine if wiping a hard drive was called genocide \n\nIt’s just a word it means the total destruction of — 😑","@pixeldesu @washiiko if it was “just a word” this wouldn’t have been brought up again and again by lots of people for years and years","@pixeldesu @washiiko why should we trivialize the use of a word that means the suffering of humans on a scale that reshaped the world?","@washiiko @pixeldesu the amount of resistance to changing it to a word that is both more technically accurate and baggage-free is bizarre","@washiiko @pixeldesu whitewashing what? The long history of oppressing hard drives? We never should have used slave as a *technical* term","@washiiko @pixeldesu there are people who willingly call themselves slaves but the willingly part makes them… not actually slaves","@pixeldesu @washiiko why use an analogy term to a practice that is unambiguously evil when we can easily find better words?","@zhuowei I can’t ever be called on lying if all I do is quote people out of context!","@zhuowei are you blaming me for sending too many comments your way",".@AstroKatie @sciencecomic someone requested that I cut the feminism and stick to the hacking once.\n\nOnce. 👧","@torvos ram. My laptops at home break 1TB in *storage*","@amanicdroid @S0phieH several... anything with full utf-8 support should","@zhuowei @FioraAeterna @Talen_Lee if you automate it you’d get better results color reducing and taking most common color per row","@wolfoftheair – though I'm not sure if that's actually true","@wolfoftheair someone told me the three letter agencies don't like Stratfor because people quit to go work for them for more money –","@shadowfirebird @eevee right, so, master/slave may not trip your threshold but it surely trips a lot of people's.","@shadowfirebird @eevee well let's try a more extreme metaphor: \"rapist and raped.\" Surely THAT'S a problem, right? The line's somewhere.","@FioraAeterna @Talen_Lee obey","@mirell mine are abnormally wide at the toe end and abnormally narrow at the heel end and that’s why I only swear strap on sandals","@_jdpage (but I think KJV uses servant here, I can’t remember anymore)","@_jdpage (also the fundamentalists who raised ME up to glorify the Lord deny that anything but true KJV is a fundamentalist favorite)","@noahWG @sciencecomic lemme guess this person thinks racism ended with the Emancipation Proclamation","@eevee @_jdpage idk the last time I manually plugged in a hard drive to anything but a USB port was about a decade ago","@eevee oh for the record I despise the theology of the Bible that’s probably relevant to anything I have to say about it","@_jdpage @eevee (I do not think the master/slave terminology of hard drives or whatever is warranted)","@_jdpage @eevee I’m just offering an example of places where people may have heard the word slave in a “non-offensive” context","@_jdpage @eevee people have never agreed on how to translate it because the cultural assumptions between author and reader are huge","@eevee just FYI some translations of the Bible use the word slave to describe a good Christian which creates this idea it’s not a bad thing","@cyclerunner random underscore in their bio for no apparent reason though","@blowdart or I may be reading you backwards and you mean you wouldn't find watchdogs fun","@blowdart and you think it's relaxing to someone when they repeatedly encounter hurtful stereotypes about themselves in games?","@blowdart I'm not sure what you're saying: I just wanna have fun so never mind perpetuating our old problems in new art, totes harmless?","@tpw_rules noep\n\nwell I mean my husband already bought it but\n\nnoep","@SherifNagy :( I don't pretend to fully understand the political situation but good luck","@tobypinder @idiot a default message... written by a dev! :)","@FioraAeterna so in principle it \"shouldn't matter\" what's in the dead space but in practice you're permitting contradictions","@FioraAeterna per the spec it takes the value from the first fragment regardless, so the others are technically dead information","@elad3 no I said retweet!","@weetabix_su this is what I want. Same Mario Kart new races. I will happily pay money for this once a year forever","@FioraAeterna my favorite remains space jam x prince of Egypt ten plagues song","@mirell 👍","@EmphyAD @Tomi_Tapio Ha, ha! Leaden dialogue!","@DaKnObCS heh-heh well the issue was retweeting things and people misunderstanding why I was retweeting them","@ghostqueer I do think I’d get along with a plant wizard though.","@ghostqueer it seems the context of that chart is identifying men who are of a disposition to get along with women or something","@Randominterrupt @Packetknife being in that much therapy to begin with is kind of a rich kid thing so there’s a lot of entangling factors","@Packetknife I uh… think this is trying too hard. “Dabbling” in miso?","@gsuberland too much reddit: I read that as non-fiat currency","@Talen_Lee T_T it was nonsensical anyway, my high school English teacher was tearing into me, but you know how dreams go","@Talen_Lee wahh I had a dream that you hate me","@inversephase it’s red plastic I think.","@maxtch @Kym_Possible and please don’t suggest that cornering a woman alone and making sexual advances is not creepy and threatening","@maxtch @Kym_Possible look you’re a nice tweeter and all but telling me I should be flattered by creepy, threatening men is rape enablement","@maxtch @Kym_Possible no. No no no no no no NO.","@kyhwana @eevee I’m pretty sure he’s xoring me and not raising my power exponentially","@eevee yeah well uhh, mov eevee, 0 or something idk","@eevee but you will never destroy me","@eevee ahem, check my bio","Wait did @ZachWeiner just do two comics in a row starring the same character? What’s next, a plot?!","@ejknapp @ZJemptv which just shows how much pressure there is on boys to drop something the moment it becomes even one iota girly","@focalintent 🛂😀","@Tomi_Tapio I’m reasonably sure that’s not what they were saying about me :\\","@Shufflejoy @m1sp naw you get whichever joltik traded in and get a baby and name THAT Mispy","@demize95 @Packetknife who, as we all know, run the government, military, and Hollywood 😁","@maxtch yeah just a little","Via @Packetknife: someone out there believes the shootings were a false flag op, because MRAs are the enemies of… Hollywood? Or something? 😕","@dancapper some girls/women have a hard time going out in public and NOT having it happen","@kylemaxwell @ZJemptv I actually own several dolls and they’re emotionally significant to me but I’m soured on the excessive gendering","While @McGrewSecurity is on the topic: saying hi to me at a con: not creepy, it’s fine. Cornering me alone and asking for my number: 🚫🚫🚫",".@kylemaxwell @ZJemptv well aside from the fact that the alternative brand to Pokemon is literally called American Girl",".@kylemaxwell @ZJemptv I did check and they don’t seem to use the words boy and girl on the website, they just heavily color code it","@mkmagicannon @Talen_Lee I didn’t have direct internet access at the age I was in the sonic fandom :p","@Talen_Lee I was IN the sonic fandom when I was 11. You graduate and another 11yo takes your place","@Talen_Lee the sonic the hedgehog fandom. Most of the art turned up by the hedgehog game was drawn by eleven-year-olds.","@washiiko do you mean elastic compute having one node go yellow or?","@Talen_Lee it’s more that fandom is peculiarly young even by internet fandom standards","@Talen_Lee you know about the hedgehog game right","@thegrugq it seems like what the author WANTS is a way to detect the Feds entering the premises","@thegrugq I can only make fun of the code in front of me, sir","@thegrugq no no you definitely want your machine to shut down every time someone port scans 80","@sweharris well it's not religiously motivated or anything but I assure you every teetotaler has heard every clever dig :p","@Xaosopher pretty sure he rekt it","@sweharris I’m sober 🍺🚫","@tehEx0dus pops.","@Wxcafe Lenovo y510p","@m1sp and things like critical hit or critical miss. So the bot can enumerate the finite places it can possibly lose :)","@m1sp against the single player game it’s all static so the only variables are what happens when the AI resorts to random() on moves","@m1sp well generally with human opponents their exact Pokemon composition is not a priori known","@m1sp also for some reason \"pokemon is a solved problem\" sounds hilarious to me","@m1sp in pokebot's case it doesn't really apply because pokemon red is a solved problem space","“If at first you don’t succeed, write a bot to do it for you.” —@ThePokeBot chat channel wisdom","“If at first you don’t succeed, write a bot to do it for you.” —@ThePokeBot chat channel wisdom","@thegrugq paved with good intentions?","@DefuseSec 🎉🎉💃💃",".@zhuowei I literally have no opinion on which is true I’m just here to watch the fireworks 🎆","@papayakitty “the oppressors have refined their tactics over thousands of years to secure the cooperation of the oppressed: Not oppression!”",".@matthew_d_green Mt. Gox is the gift that never stops giving 🎄🎁","@aspects_ebooks you did iirc, Eodar","@apeiros @vogon The Canonical Aria",".@vogon “A Prelude to Normalization” is one of the most imitating headers for a programming document I can imagine","@ThePokeBot I think we need an emulator reboot","@Ruenzuo having a type advantage in the first place is not what I’d call putting the AI in a tough spot","RIP @ThePokeBot Squirtle #2523: couldn't land a tackle on a Weedle","@maxtch there’s no overlap in packages slated for autoremove and packages installed","@sophiaphotos @Shufflejoy my psychologist also suggested I wear more dresses because ??? I’m not repping cisness right I guess???","@ra6bit @innismir @McGrewSecurity “I heard you’re a good marketer, but you don’t have an established track record yet. … …okay you’re hired”","@zeightyfiv I did sneak into MIT at night once but I don’t think they’d appreciate that kind of visit","@Tomi_Tapio who on earth would be like: hey stranger who just literally crawled out of the sewer! Let’s sex","@esalaka the AI chose Barrier every turn because it was “super effective” but it’s a non damaging move","@esalaka do you know about the TPP battle where a lvl 34 Venomoth cleared Lance’s Dragonite with no damage due to an AI bug","@Kufat ;o;","@zauspar … D:","@zauspar … how do.","@thegrugq I’m guessing that 5 in Thai is pronounced something like ha or he","@FioraAeterna … Re: Alistair has… figures?!","@SuperMaurice @sciencecomic 😫👈✋","@Talen_Lee I dreamed you designed a game where the main character was a small doggy on water skis, thought you should know","@ra6bit I think it’s because the average college student ain’t have no BMW so it’s a framing device to show his privileged background","@alt_m1sp is that supposed to be the platonic ideal of a scientific paper comment or what","@creaktive actress of Hermione Granger","@Kufat @Myriachan ya know, nobody ever seemed to realize when I was a kid maybe I wasn’t just doing magic eye wrong","@dobharrison \\o/",".@mendel ding ding ding! Say whatever horrible things you want because it's Only The Internet! Don't resist online bullying because it's onl","@hypatiadotca o/ I'm sorry :(",".@Talen_Lee the appeal of morningstars won me over in choosing cleric","@ErrataRob … is that a real thing?","@Freerunnering no no no eevee is my friend and he was tweet fighting with the blocked one","@Freerunnering @eevee lol you preserved my cc on eevee is all","@Freerunnering @eevee @comex <3 it’s okay, only one of them was above my baseline annoyance threshold and he’s now in Blocktown","@The1TrueSean well uh… congrats ! 🎓🎉","@eevee I have no idea why these <slur>s don’t like me it must be because of <offensive stereotype>","@The1TrueSean … too soon bro",".@m1sp plz stop 😿","@cirdan12 oh, I don't have an account, I'm just spectating :)","@Packetknife I'm very specifically commenting on the people who explicitly said that being the rescuer in public was their intention","@4ppleSauce @eevee @comex you're giving me the \"really incredibly obnoxious\" vibe with your choice of words so that's why and bye bye.","@Packetknife I don't know what else to make of a *stranger* who tells me I should be thankful he's carrying because it's to protect me.","@WhiteMageSlave :(","@mountainmew @eevee it turns out everything is","@geekable but hey I did fit in the word \"intersectional\"!","@geekable I can't fit classism, racism, the war on drugs, gun culture, systematic poverty etc all into one post that's already six feet long","@geekable this is both true, and has different root causes (several together, I think) outside of genderscope","@WhiteMageSlave um, I'm not sure actually, due to my rather... fuzzy... memory","@m1sp you shouldn't retweet things before you read them! :p","@okoeroo @ralphholz it turns out almost all companies are fubar in practice","@eevee @gersty @computionist it was a mix, mostly settled on the side of terrorism. But there WERE people explicitly denying their whiteness","@m1sp DON'T YOU DARE EVER USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE. >:[","@m1sp without you at my side, there was nothing to live for except my vision.","@bibbleco it's cool, I understand there's a backing context where you were personally hurt.","@JayMMueller @aredridel I think we got into this idea that a single cert should be used for years by bad precedent","@JayMMueller @aredridel it shouldn't create undue hardship: the tooling for this would not be hard and would strengthen the point of SSL","@thegrugq cc @LucaFilipozzi :)","@vaurora … the 28th of what month?","@WhiteMageSlave though removing all redundancy from natural language is impossible because tqx will never be a word","@bibbleco @pushinghoops um, I’m not sure why you thought we needed that obviously true point clarified in this context","@santiagoitzcoat unfortunately (as you can see by checking replies to my tweet) It’s Complicated","@WhiteMageSlave if improving the entropy of natural English is something you care about yes",".@thorsheim @Openwall there wasn’t really room in the tweet to go into a lecture about length etc.","@zauspar that is to say, if I start a word with t… you can guess h… r… a vowel… but certainly not z… x… q","@zauspar this is why English is characterized as a redundant language because we’re crazy about letter pairs that go well together","@zauspar you need to know the full character set the string could be drawing from","@zedshaw I don’t know much about this area but good, um, I guess you’d call it brush control? On the leaves","@piannucci I’m not sure what you mean. Measuring the entropy of individual words goes back to the 1950s at least (Shannon entropy)","@Jedi_Amara had to beat America at something?","@birdsnfrogs @miaubiz I thought this was going to be another screen cap of the murderer’s anti-women manifesto and I got really confused","@calieber it’s a fight against shortness and dictionary word complacency when we should be encouraging such users to use word phrases","@Raed667 I’m sure there are several really excellent ones to choose from already but here we are.","@eevee I assume you just got caught up on Mort’s arc because the latest page isn’t really traumatizing","@cirdan12 what an incredibly unhelpful response","@imacatlol it’s surely not instantaneous but surely not multiple days, and surely not everyone I know would be in the very last batch of it","@ddowza trying to track that would be a needless complication, especially if there was some problem already like four days implies","@bpub and this will never change, no matter how many needless incidents there are between cops and neuroatypicals! ¯\\(º_O)/¯","@m1sp this is my second character ever","@aspects_ebooks talk about overreaction","@ShadowTodd the timbre of what happens to women on the street is very different between rural and big city.","@AlexKara15 @ThePokeBot zomg beat it twice in one night zomg. Sorry I missed it T_T","@ral1sh it’s cool, I don’t remember who said what anyway","@wbic16 by applying the heuristic that people are almost always both home and sleeping at night?","@marginoferror it doesn't need to be snowing to be cold :) I have no plugins whatsoever except this Unbound thing to pick start conditions","@Packetknife and Ms. Nikita explained to me after that about some problem with the law only allowing rifles, not handguns.","@Packetknife and maybe I was coming across more All Gun Owners than I meant to. But some of my best friends are gun owners ;)","@Packetknife I said something about a vacancy of respect for other people, in specific context of frightening random strangers","@Packetknife I’m sorry. I didn’t ever mean for this to be some sort of ongoing personal problem.","@DaveAtErrata I’m blocking you for repeated and deliberate dishonesty about what I did and didn’t say. I’m sorry.","@DaveAtErrata please for the love of twitter disengage, I don’t want to be trolled","@DaveAtErrata that has absolutely nothing to do with what I said whatsoever, you are deliberately mishearing me","@DaveAtErrata check today’s news for a perfect example of why I’m a little JUMPY around dudes bringing guns near me","@DaveAtErrata I know what I said, I said I find it disrespectful to bring a gun where it’s not welcome, and around me guns are unwelcome","@DaveAtErrata no I am pretty sure I never said that and I’m pretty sure you’re trying to start a second fight for no apparent reason","@DaveAtErrata oh. my. GODS. Why do you think me saying I personally think something is rude INFRINGES ON YOUR RIGHTS","@demize95 @zhuowei @Talen_Lee “I’m an academic and I couldn’t possibly be more disconnected from the practice; want proof?”","@tanawts then I'm sorry for your community's massive loss :(","@demize95 @zhuowei @Talen_Lee oh don’t tell me you missed the source of this joke","@oshepherd this is the first disc case I have ever held in my life which is not the same size as all the other disc cases I have held","@Talen_Lee that’s really quite impressive, it shouldn’t do that","@demize95 it's an opening scenario configurator. For example: no dragons, start with xyz equipment, in town foo","@eevee I’d rather people practice conscientious “I only heard this on the internet” phrasing than repeat everything as absolute fact","@eevee this has all come out as a trickle over the day; I don’t think it’s a *bad* thing people stick to journalistic standards","@eevee whichever it is, it’s definitely the kids who are in the wrong and are failing to live up to the boomers’ special standards","@eevee journalist guidelines are pretty strict about this sort of thing, same as not naming victims before the family is notified","@unixronin :( fiiiiiiiine","@szakulec you can't hide a keyboard or mouse in use (nondiscoverable != magically radio silent)","@k4dl :(","@Xaosopher @DocKrog @DelilahSDawson … but you do give off good protector of the innocent vibes 👍","@Packetknife for the record I consider you an example of a cool single father \n\nGranted I only have your version of your twitter feed :)","@Myriachan @Tuplet \"men's rights activist\" and you really have to look them up to understand the whole situation","@kyhwana we're still a minute and a halfish short of the world record","@MechMK1 mod for picking starting conditions as you please (location, inventory, etc)","@ddribin @redtwitdown they spy on you, then offer a refund? :p",".@Tuplet I very specifically do not want an “arrested for precrime” world which is why I opened with the word “defuse”","@eevee surprise I’ve been 64-bit this entire time","@Jennimason0990 put these together and it’s not hard to see why the ideology could manufacture someone like this","@Jennimason0990 so here comes this group that’s like “it’s the fault of women as a whole” which makes the problem entirely external","@Jennimason0990 the social difficulties that frequently accompany being spectrum can be extremely distressful and seemingly inexplicable","@jeremiahfelt @DrPizza ahh, right, forgot about that","@Jennimason0990 for the record my sister is spectrum and I’ve been told I’m probably spectrum but I’m an adult so lol why bother diagnosing—","@jeremiahfelt @DrPizza he is the motivator of the discussion, yes","@Jennimason0990 I think MRA ideology targets young spectrum men and offers them the hope of something external to blame","@Jennimason0990 I don’t know why he’d have contact with social workers but allegedly he’s spectrum so that may be why","@DrPizza this is a solution in one sense and a whole new can of ugly worms in another","@DrPizza … I don’t know what this means","@eevee but then I might find out you’re not *really* an eevee","@RichardR well yes, but I’m assuming a threshold value here anyway, not a binary activity/no activity","@jonelf most incidents are petty desperation but there’s still a core of actual professional thieves","@codedit personal devices that are merely *on* but not in use generate minimal traffic. Unless you’re like, torrenting game of thrones","@jwatte most thievery by incident rate is opportunistic but the stuff that hits hardest is professionally planned","@RichardR lots of people have Bluetooth keyboards and mice. Will generate a constant low bandwidth stream when the computer is in use","@JoelBjurman you don’t need to know whose house it is to do this as long as it’s not a cramped apartment area.","@n0x00 I mean checking if the activity level (packets) as observable over the air is significantly above zero or not.","@Blewweh thinking what hackers will do is my job :)","@masanbol @xkeepah attention @eevee your prophecy came true","@glassresistor hmm, given the extended context, I \"get\" why they asked but digging into your twitter history seems *weird*","@glassresistor hmm, given the extended context, I \"get\" why they asked but digging into your twitter history seems *weird*","@glassresistor @ddribin if that was for any reason except to figure out how to pronoun you in a third person address that’s extremely creepy",".@ddribin @geekable if anyone ever pulls this on me I will flip out","@ErrataRob we already moved from one bedroom to two and it increased our rent by $500/mo ( #TMI )","@Kufat @m1sp Like I said I very specifically knew this would happen, it was completely deliberate","@zhuowei :o","@zhuowei yes","@m1sp nah I spent all my emotion points on MRAs. I knew what I was getting into though","@m1sp schatje ;-;","@Packetknife don’t discount the ability of the internet to unify and strengthen a scattered minority (for good or ill)","@Packetknife clearly they’re not all gonna murder someone but this is only going to happen again","@Packetknife and there is this subculture under MRA banner of men who are angry they’re not being sexed up like they “deserve”.","@Packetknife what I’m saying is, he very specifically blamed women for not sexing him up like he deserved as his motivation for murder","@Packetknife I’m not sure I follow. Sure he *might* be genuinely crazy/drug-addled but his manifesto uses MRA terminology and ideas","@Packetknife the kid who shot up that town in California last night was pretty clearly MRA influenced even if they didn’t *mean* for this.","@Packetknife who then model obtaining sex as this sort of adversarial relationship against women, who are withholding it out of spite ofc","@Packetknife many are fairly tame about it but there are sizable factions of young men angry they can’t seem to get laid because feminism","@Packetknife MRA is a euphemism (chosen by themselves) for anti-feminism, usually presented in terms of restoring manliness.","@Packetknife but that’s also a concern of feminism yet they aren’t generally inclined to work with us because, as mothers, we’re the enemy","@Packetknife IMO, MRAs have one really good point, and that is fathers being treated unfairly vs. mothers by the court system","@dan_crowley @hypatiadotca “girls won’t put out for you?? Man you need to take control and make them give you what you deserve”","@dan_crowley @hypatiadotca their philosophy is basically custom-tailored to radicalize people with otherwise manageable mental health issues","@Furyhunter nope!","@dan_crowley @hypatiadotca no-one advocates murder but they do advocate “stop being a p*ssy and take control of how women treat you”","@omf scratch that idea","@omf doesn’t seem to. I just decided the problem is probably steam being terrible though (it’s open and idling)","@omf it’s not cutting, it’s ducking to a lower volume like when you get skype calls or whatever","@Furyhunter I’ll try that, but there’s no communications that I know of","@zhuowei lol","@Tuplet failing to criticize them will only let the worst corners of their movement fester and feed unhindered","@Tuplet they named themselves, and they exist whether you know about them or not: heck, one might even up and murder strangers.","@dan_crowley which is not to say all MRAs are one twitch away from mass murder but that this outcome is foreseeable in the extreme case","@dan_crowley and actively and specifically glorifying of violent attitudes as manly.","@dan_crowley the MRAs I have come into contact with are actively and specifically adversarial to my gender","@acfoltzer @eevee well the whole thing pretty much is a scam preying on insecurities but I suspect tier 2 isn't enlightenment","@drunknbass they've already been uninvited for a year now. Not banned, but uninvited. I don't think banning would be constructive.","@xkeepah the MRAs are scrambling to come up with excuses like he just wasn’t MRA enough","@xkeepah last night technically buuuuut yeah.","@eevee I’m also puzzled by how this person keeps using MRA and PUA terminology while simultaneously distancing himself from them like wut","@eevee (this is not a request to engage, he’s highly engaged, I just needed to tell someone)","@eevee venting: an MRA is filling my mentions tab with how if only this kid had been a better MRA he’d have been alpha and swimming in babes","@DoktorJeep @mollycrabapple @octal but MRA and PUA ideas are inherently toxic adversarial models of human interaction","@DoktorJeep @mollycrabapple @octal oh my gods nobody said that all MRAs and PUAs have the failure mode of mass murder","@DoktorJeep @octal @mollycrabapple no offense but your use of MRA terminology & mindset shows you are precisely part of the culture problem","@DoktorJeep @mollycrabapple …… and IMO categorizing men as alpha and beta is only actively contributing to the culture problem :|","@DoktorJeep @mollycrabapple “learning game” is largely a myth to begin with, used to reap book sales off the desperate",".@mollycrabapple @eevee if only there was a way to let a guy know he’s giving off murderer vibes without risking being suddenly murdered :\\","@DrPizza @MarkMruss rather stuck in a state of “I don’t know what to do about this kid” for years on end of vague worry","@DrPizza @MarkMruss I read a really long piece about the father of the Sandy Hook murderer. Doesn’t seem he did anything wrong in particular","@DrPizza @MarkMruss I was referring to in general. I hadn’t read anything about his parents in particular. Maybe they did really try…","@MarkMruss @DrPizza it really depends on the sort of parents. (After all, most people still live at home at 22 these days afaict)","@GreenPirate_org everything but. I do own a nexus 7 which is the least awful android device but my husband uses it these days","@GreenPirate_org well the name suggests it's for android so probably not","@ArtByAlida @GreenPirate_org I was, however, mocking Men's Rights Activists.","@ArtByAlida @GreenPirate_org nor was I ever mocking men, the vast majority of whom are not Men's Rights Activists, because they have decency","@ArtByAlida @GreenPirate_org um.... I feel like there might have been a massive disconnect somewhere, I was never joking about the murderer","@ArtByAlida @GreenPirate_org um, what? I defined MRA for you","@null_ptr men's rights activist","@ArtByAlida @GreenPirate_org men's rights activist \n\nhelp help they're oppressing my right to oppress them","@ryansroberts they all live in the same first world I do, the context is they think it's \"manly\" to use fisticuffs as first resort.","@andreasdotorg yeah, we're far enough in the news cycle that people have looked up his youtube subscriptions, forum accounts, etc","@kwanre well I'm not about to quit the internet so","@ral1sh what internet are you on that you *aren't* exposed to them","@ral1sh I'm puzzled that you think me awaiting their new failures means I'm attempting to directly engage with them","@kwanre Oh, just ignore them. I'm sure this exact thing won't happen again in six months at some other college","@ral1sh right, because ignoring them and letting them do their own little thing will definitely work out, this won't ever happen again","@Kufat yes","@ral1sh you know what’s also mind cancer? Getting shot in the head by a snapped MRA","@ayaz_khan but yeah I am really sorry the woefully inadequate xbox ruined it for you… they should never have shipped for it IMO","@ayaz_khan the “scripting console” is only available on the PC version. Hence the pun about no consoles on consoles.","@hackerfantastic oh. Tweetbot problems.","@hackerfantastic (I feel like this may be the wrong picture)","@stoftis that one, I think, we can agree is a sloppily drawn slash-zero :)","@ayaz_khan there’d be no console on consoles, if that makes any sense. Never play elder scrolls on console! Do use a console controller :)","@Talen_Lee I specific things like “in a video game” because people seem willing to believe I’ve cracked.","@Myriachan I just opened my laptop and it was waiting. I figured it was patch Tuesday but I guess it’s 8.1.1","@Xakkun I mean, I have HOPES they’ll follow through, but I’m not super confident they’ll do much.","@Xakkun no actually they didn’t they said they would maybe consider it, they did not commit to anything in particular","@Xakkun drawing links between the two, both being facets of Gaming’s Social Responsibility Problem","@Xakkun and I was also criticizing Nintendo’s complete PR fiasco which essentially declared that social responsibility is not their job","@Xakkun to a frequency and an extent that is not matched by male villains.","@Xakkun I was criticizing the systematic cultural problem of making a female character veeeery sexual to show she’s evil","@Xakkun uh… another example of exactly the trope I was criticizing, yes?","@Xakkun I was busy being negative two years old sorry.","@Talen_Lee 🔔🔔🔔","@zauspar MORROWIND IS BEST WORLD, SKYRIM IS BEST ENGINE, WE CAN COEXIST","@Corrack who are these people who keep telling me not to criticize games published by Nintendo for Nintendo franchises ಠ_ಠ","@Xakkun @ZJemptv … I don’t see how these (VERY mild compared to the new girl btw) contradict my point about cultural issues.","@lucid1ty and the choice to cover her face just plays into the trope of she’s walking evil boobs even more.","@lucid1ty note that if this had not been done over and over for THOUSANDS OF YEARS it wouldn’t be a problem to see occasionally.","@lucid1ty the problem is it’s yet ANOTHER portrayal of “female sexuality is evil and evil is femininely sexual”","@lucid1ty you are completely misunderstanding my criticism, I think.","@typed @eevee for a split second I *GENUINELY BELIEVED* you were a BoA employee","@hoodiespek @regentoforigin no it's absolutely a hoodie. An Elder Scrolls hoodie",".@zhuowei we went over this already, Skyrim is definitely Real Life (this is a series of my screenshots)","@zhuowei means they expect it to crash a lot","@pwnallthethings in the case of the company in question I think we're on a scale of tens of thousands of users if not a few hundred thousand","@pwnallthethings I am assuming that one would be running it on a server CPU and not a cracker GPU, for the record","@kevinmarks @pwnallthethings @raphlinus unless I just misread you and you're explaining how to Trivially Crack things","@kevinmarks @pwnallthethings @raphlinus You cannot compare to SALTED hashes without an absurdly large expenditure of CPU.","@DanTup @kevinmarks but my thoughts on this are that all systems should be designed to minimize fallout when the database is stolen.","@DanTup @kevinmarks @NCsoftGames it also *doesn't* suggest enforcing universal uniqueness as a goal - only banning over-common passwords.","@DanTup @kevinmarks @NCsoftGames namely, that their database is trivially crackable.","@DanTup @kevinmarks @NCsoftGames the technical implications of this being possible in their design is what makes it stupid.","@iamcoreyevans @Furyhunter absolutely critical for contextualizing tumblr is that it has a much lower average age than most other sites.","@korikisulda wow it's like I won the blocking lottery","@jesster_king wow, diseases are awesome!","@IveGotMyDoubts @m1sp he's saying \"alright m8\" because that was just the blithestly young businessdude thing I could think of","@m1sp @IveGotMyDoubts I portray Mispy with sandy hair, not pure blonde! Yes I ignore the canon of his avatar","@Tuplet even if I *fully agree* UKIP is bad and UK should feel bad for electing them, bloviating about 50% of people are dumb is... behhh","@Tuplet but I didn't say he doesn't know statistics; I said he's doing that numbers thing that deceitful groups like Fox News do.","@Tuplet well in theory the average falls dead on IQ 100 but I doubt that's really true in practice / doubt IQ is how we should measure it.","@eevee lol thanks for the sound warning on your mega mewtwo viewer","Someone should probably tell @Siliconera their onswipe may be broken. And to not use onswipe because it’s awful and crashy.","@m1sp @jtstrocel a scientist should know better than to speak without reference to the average, or to ignore that most people are ≈average","@m1sp @jtstrocel intensely bothered by “Fox News truths” like “50% are below average.” (I don’t think one could say it was spoken in jest)","@admittedlyhuman gahh","@frkbmb I read this as sympathizer and was like well yeah it’s well known the commies are robots","@ghostqueer I don’t mean to brag but… yeah. Definitely have that going for me, assuming I want to rep femme.","@comex @geekable I will concede he does have a point that getting involved in public feminism is, for anyone 🚻, a media storm risk.","@StoleTarts @elfhybrid_ while I enjoy many aspects of .jp culture I won’t give them a free pass on their objectification problem","@zackkitzmiller @joestump deliberate tactic of patriarchal preservers to make people believe the crazy rabid feminists are out to get you.","@j4cob @NCsoftGames O(n) for a large and ever-increasing n or bust","@ghostqueer I literally could not find men’s pants that could get over my hips. What even are legs indeed","@geekable but allies centering the spotlight on themselves and shooing the minority voices off stage is a Known Bug in activism in general","@geekable I certainly don’t agree with everything she’s ever said, nor with many things Mr. Codinghorror said either","@geekable so the issue isn’t he’s a man with opinions on feminism— it’s he’s a man w/ a huge audience who invisibled a smaller-time woman","@geekable the whole thing felt like a variation of embrace extend extinguish","@geekable and yes he did eventually go back and add a header that his blog was essentially in response to hers, after a day or two","@geekable refocusing the discussion as entirely about his ideas without reference to who or what he was disagreeing with","@geekable reused her exact blog title without mentioning that this was rooted in disagreement with her, writing her out of the narrative","@geekable he disagreed with her, which is fine, compared himself implicitly to MLK, not really fine, I think he deleted that,","@geekable okay, this probably isn’t productive to rehash, but you know the issue is not “we didn’t like his blog post” right","@torvos well they'd run out of disk space first :)","@kylemaxwell @zhuowei haha no. (Twitter treats those as ephemeral anyway: either party can delete it from both party's DM history)","@geekable ............... I've never followed Shanley. On Twitter or any other site.","@TonyYarusso @matthew_d_green @mikko but none of the people who do that sort of research have the budget to just buy one of everything","@TonyYarusso @matthew_d_green @mikko I would say that all are guilty until proven innocent since the category has such a poor track record","@systmkor a major issue of strict academic treatises on feminism is they're completely impenetrable if you don't have a degree in the field","@acostoss @thecharrr understanding everything about password storage is hard, whence all these broken designs.","@acostoss  @thecharrr especially if one is using a properly deliberately slow algorithm","@acostoss  @thecharrr salted == only way to do this is to rehash against n salts where n is your user count: computationally expensive","@acostoss  @thecharrr not salted == SELECT FROM hashes WHERE equal. Fast operation at any scale.","@acostoss  @thecharrr and if they're not salting, they might as well not even be hashing for all that does against modern cracking power","@acostoss @NCsoftGames @thecharrr if they are salting then they CANNOT compare to all users without huge CPU expenditure","@axelgneiting @NCsoftGames that's a lot of extra infrastructure over the Easy and Wrong method- and still crazy dangerous if stored in DB",".@iPlop VICTORY","@leoofborg @thegrugq I'm familiar with Ms. Tunney's overall political stance which includes petitioning to replace the US govt with Google","@thegrugq @leoofborg if she's a troll then she has taken sticking to the joke to a whole new tier","@leoofborg @thegrugq \n\ncould u not","@barrucadu 😎","@barrucadu I don't see how -- painting the infosec community as above average in infosec seems fair :)",".@_yossi_ good point: everyone I know is above average in probability to be proactively secure",".@Eldritchreality ahh, this actually is my evil plan\n\nHere’s a funny cartoon about programming! Now that I have your attention…","@GreggJaskiewicz @theory user was banned for this post","@aspects_ebooks not all blades","@travisgoodspeed #FF Travis Goodspeed. He hates being @’d on tweets which lack a meaningful message directed at him","@AcidRampage it’s its own word because the patriarchal gender binary is a profound and obvious shaper of culture at large","@AcidRampage you can’t be “equalist” and not also be feminist: it’s a subset of the broad goal","@ghostqueer in particular it was a preemptive move against the coming wave of cheap genetic sequencing being abused","@ghostqueer I think they were trying to encode a bunch of things into one bullet point","@chriseng stupid autocorrect.","@ghostqueer I apologize if I’m being blunt but it’s important to make sure you know you have rights against this type of discrimination","@Kufat the only extra cables I’ve bought any time recently were lightning and trust me: don’t get used or 🇨🇳-brand lightning cables","@Kufat yeah, not that needing free floating cables is a problem I frequently have","@Kufat 🇨🇳","@ghostqueer they don’t; but the point is, trans discrimination would fall under making calls based on them thinking you’re “really” XY","@Kufat I bought one thing on eBay once about eight years ago","@ghostqueer it’s illegal to rent discriminate based on knowledge of someone’s genetics.","@ghostqueer in particular you should know that Massachusetts classifies genetics as a protested class","@ghostqueer this is a legitimate worry, but you’re at much lower risk overall than in many states, both for landlords and courts.","@glyph it’s been a while since I got in a good Tweeter vs Twitter spat","@ghostqueer Massachusetts puts pretty much everything under protected class for rental rights","@chead I'm expecting a similar reply from ... ... ... the person with the girl murdering Snoo as an avatar. Blanking on the handle.","@11rcombs and sure, Twitter CAN choose to start another international incident with them as the focal point between US and Russia, but, yeah","@11rcombs because it's an international political incident if they do anything else","@Furyhunter @Chispshot not in the sense of \"wimmin shouldn't larn to read\" but in slightly more toned down ways","@Furyhunter @Chispshot the deep south I lived in was, in broad overall strokes, very definitely against actual gender equality","@Furyhunter you can't support gender equality in all its facets and also not be a feminist. It's part of the package deal","@davidpetschull almost all of which are.... addressed by feminism, by dismantling the patriarchal pressure on men to act superior.","@rubbsdecvik this heart-stopping rage is good for me I'm sure",".@Furyhunter the term has been hijacked by the opposition who WANTS you to conflate feminism with some crazy tiny minority of fem-superiors","@chvest Bamboo app from Wacom, with dollar stylus","@CyshieTan uhhh hang on let me check\n\nNope!","@ShawnGorton uhhhh \n\nNo. \n\n I'm blocking you now.","@ShawnGorton THAT IS LITERALLY FEMINISM. YOU'RE A FEMINIST","@ShawnGorton no no no no back up\n\n**what do you think feminism is**","@CubeMelon @eevee I refuse to accept a real distinction, on the basis of 20 years of Nintendo being meticulous about brand image control.","@ShawnGorton ..... oh my gods the problem is you literally don't know the definition of feminism","@ShawnGorton what does being fiction have to do with anything? It's culture, almost all culture is fiction and it has PROFOUND effect on us","@ShawnGorton telling people to stop \"overreacting\" when they criticize toxic cultural problems is a silencing tactic of the privileged group","@ShawnGorton then why do you think I would do anything but take feminism and gay representation in geek culture as serious freaking business","@ShawnGorton serious question: did you just follow me yesterday?","@ShawnGorton over-held producers of culture as responsible for what they put out under their brand name????","@ShawnGorton over-pointed-out that they're making use of the same female-sexuality-as-evil-incarnate used in overtly sexist material?","@ShawnGorton What exactly have I \"over\"-anything? Over-pointed-out that Nintendo uses \"family friendly\" as a faux excuse for gay exclusion?","@ShawnGorton ... ... ... ... ... ... ...  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻","@ShawnGorton literally the only thing more \"Nintendo\" than the Zelda franchise is Mario himself","@ShawnGorton > Hyrule\n\n> Hyrule \n\n> H Y R U L E","@thecharrr It's a Zelda game. It's directly tied to the very core of Nintendo's brand. Doesn't really matter who they ship it out to.","@JZdziarski I imagine there were conversations with 🇺🇸 we’re not party to where they begged Twitter not to start stuff with Russia","@MarkKriegsman whoa cool","@DrPizza @sjvn not to imply I think everyone who buys cheap can magically come up with more cash to get a proper machine","@DrPizza @sjvn I have to take the doctor’s side here, there’s a huge correlation between buying cheap and having constant computer problems","@filcab it’s on topics on which we are on the same side that he generally speaks","@TakoArishi @m1sp I draw Mispy with more of a sandy color of hair. Also I’d never force him to sound Australian <3","@vogon that was the first way I figured to take the picture without having to move","@jtstrocel which is precisely the sort of useless playing with numbers that an intellectual of his station should avoid","@jtstrocel the thing that raised my eyebrows this morning was him saying that UKIP won because 50% of people are below average IQ","@McGrewSecurity now I have to go programmatically crash a car to not let you down.","@McGrewSecurity by retweeting this you have consented to my rock star status","@zauspar about half the towns in my story are directly based on my dreams.","@turpit @samuelpepys … but that is a pretty unfortunate name ripe for the punning now that I think about it.","@turpit @samuelpepys but it’s true, that really does happen. People were just fundamentally misinformed as to why.","@mirell this isn’t the first time but it’s been a while","@tapbot_paul actually— I do have twitter 2FA— which just goes to show that I model the phone being outside of my control as impossible","@tapbot_paul ¯\\(º_o)/¯ 99% of all texts I've ever gotten have been content-free pings for attention","@zauspar whoops infoleak","@Talen_Lee — given the chapter by chapter nature it’s totally acceptable IMO to put in a few retroactive edits","@Talen_Lee so you left me a question while I was sleeping and I forgot to answer it —","@implyinCostanza @thegrugq they actually didn’t post the unredacted slide in question?… but it’d be trivial to fake unredact it anyway",".@thegrugq isn’t this the second time in a row they’ve claimed to have been surprised by something everyone on twitter anticipated","Everyone who didn’t think the “X” country in the phone tapping docs was Afghanistan owes @thegrugq ten dollars. You can send it through me","@kyhwana @m1sp which bot??","@reversemode 🌟","@Kufat @afreak looks like something that might be fixable with just the knobs, assuming you can get to them","@zhuowei but I watched you live tweet hacking on steam. Not having actionable results != you didn’t learn anything","@Talen_Lee .............","@sambowne I phrased it very particularly to say I was referring to consensual marriage between adults… … …","@sambowne … I phrased this tweet very particularly.","@demize95 6yo me had slim pickings for friends. I doubt it would have worked out long term","@mendel this is a lot creepier if you realize I'm quoting the song Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame","@hectoroid I ~very specifically~ went back and added the clause \"when I grew up\" so no one could make this cheap joke",".@mendel a particular Christina! The sun caught in her raven hair.","@semibogan oh there was plenty of messed up to go around, most of which I did not appreciate as messed up at the time","@CaptJgvex @comex no, catholics are also workers of the devil, silly.","@semibogan even if I did say I was going to marry that girl named Christina (my mom explained that girls can't do that)","@semibogan yeah pretty much and of course it'd turn out I was bi and stuff but I didn't know that when I was six","@semibogan but yeah, it's a tool of control of repressive relig to tell you that all positive thoughts you have about yourself are dangerous","@semibogan not sure if worried I'm unraveling because I'm responding to myself, or response to the original statement","@0x00string so it's mostly just these intense bursts of normalized emotional and mental abuse","@0x00string I spent most of my childhood \"American poor\" which was occasionally stressful but otherwise not some sort of trauma","@0x00string It's weird. I feel like it \"overall\" wasn't that bad, just a few rough spots, but then stories like that freak people out","@0xabad1dea where did all my mental health problems come from as I got older? Gee what a mystery","@MaruZenunim someone isn't watching the irc channel :p but yes. Really.","@hectoroid @demize @demize95 whoops.","<@demize> This person doesn't seem... what's the word, I don't even know... he just doesn't seem.\n<@Talen_Lee> they're unseemly","@Talen_Lee plz don’t put me on any more lists","@aspects_ebooks OH MY GODS.","@Talen_Lee high five, fellow radical extremist! Let us go and do whatever it is “be humane to people” extremists do!","@alt_m1sp :<","@bcrypt has anyone asked you out with any of these methods?","@Talen_Lee nobody tell Talen I used his joke as a springboard into a comic that got, like, three hundred retweets","@zhuowei tremble at the OneDrive","@zhuowei if it only communicates with steam’s servers that’s not really a problem (you got the exe from them anyway)","@eevee @TakoArishi I’ve placed a curse that will give you a horrible, nonsensical heisenbug in production code","@FioraAeterna @Myriachan so, semi-reliable","@zhuowei afaik OpenSSL was the only production library to use heartbeat, so, if it’s enabled, then yes","@zhuowei 3.3 designates 1.2 if I recall correctly. Because reasons.","@nickdepetrillo do you keep accidentally pressing the camera button when you’re Touch ID unlocking?","@eevee I’ll find a way to make you rue those words","@Myriachan is this a new bug? Can one even say that open bus can be meaningfully emulated??","@geekable @osxreverser world’s highest density of “sartorial”\n\n(Yes I read all of it)","@kx001 @sakjur rather notoriously it was formally proposed in 2007 and the internet had a field day photoshopping the thing.","@osxreverser are you genuinely unable to treat someone with basic human decency while they have opted in to a particular style of dress?","@helen_bleep that would be the crux of the issue yes","@therulerofchina that’s the point yes :p","@sakjur apparently the official excuse is some distinction between a principality and a kingdom because like that really matters these days","@amazingant byod is out of the question for the purposes of this device","@amazingant I'm baffled that our IT dept ever stocked them to begin with.","@amazingant because I needed a new laptop on short notice and this bottom of the barrel trash was all they had ready to go","@amazingant work condemned me to use an enormous, 768px, megaton slow laptop as of about a month ago","@USSJoin oh, *I* condemned it the same day I got it. But there's paperwork and process involved.","@HadleyTheDog programming reddit attracts all skill levels — it’s *usually* constructive to patiently explain their error.","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee you’re confusing code that has been written with the code we say we are going to write","@Talen_Lee um\n\nokay","@Talen_Lee if you had used a LED bulb it wouldn't have burned out so fast\n\nWas already typing this before you replied","@jesster_king @zephoria if you mean you just see a blue overlay of old magazine text... scroll down","@JaafarTrull everyone is allowed one devastating civil war on their record before their democracy insurance goes up","@Myriachan @Talen_Lee perhaps one could describe it as a stable democracy has defeated the concept of coups by scheduling them in advance","@Myriachan @Talen_Lee I assume that'd be the Lincoln one? I guess we'll have to concede there was that civil war incident around then.","@Myriachan @Talen_Lee at a glance, I’m pretty sure the vast majority of these are *not* a political party obstructing transfer of power","@Talen_Lee atheism is only a “luxury good” to the extent that education is. \n\nIt’s common in some relatively poor countries.","@Taiki__San don't act like I'm too good to run ubuntu","@Talen_Lee the god of island evolution is not keen on exporting them","@eevee @jennifurret I guess she doesn't accept the newest testament as divinely inspired","@Talen_Lee militias bringing displays of force to rallies about cows? Well maybe sometimes.","@jennifurret attn: @eevee","@m1sp example of being a Good Tokharika — selling out Hayr and Aramaz at the drop of a hat despite being friends with Vanador","@m1sp I tried to give a mix of good Tokharika and bad Tokharika traits","@gotyaoi @m1sp this one is successful in one sense. Catastrophic in another >:]","@rantyben … … …","@zhuowei I don’t have the time anymore.","@Talen_Lee my cover was drawn by Mispy’s sister, for some $","@Talen_Lee my cover was drawn by Mispy’s sister, for some $","@vaurora I distinctly remember the first time I saw someone with neon hair, around that age. I think my grandmother was mortified I liked it","@jesster_king they are *wonderful* and I can’t abide people who complain about them","@DrJaneChi @Shufflejoy “did you know the average age of first sexual activity is 17 (implying many start sooner)?” “La la la their fault”","@munin she’s trans. Judge asked for medical records, no legal basis for that. Turned down the name change without cause","@renpytom when you reblog a post you can add a reply of any length. Puts a hyperlink to it in the original post’s interaction notes","@hackerfantastic where did McDonalds even find 250 cops","@demize95 weed as value judgment","Not crazy about how @Twitch mobile app signs you out on other devices when you sign in (intersection of #UIRage and #FirstWorldProblems)","@thegrugq oh my gods stop crudeshaming my unconventional swears","@vaurora 🐙❓","Per journalist @SteveD3 eBay declined to answer a question about how they were hashing. Pointless obscurity attempt I reckon.","@SteveD3 @kyhwana promising","@frkbmb they accidentally pushed an incomplete blog post this morning they were saving for this afternoon. All else descends from that","@puellavulnerata @matthew_d_green oh no I put on a sticker @bcrypt gave me is she controlling my mind right this second",".@OaklandElle @maradydd @puellavulnerata haha actually the truth is I can't even remember who most people are and just coast on heuristics",".@OaklandElle @maradydd @puellavulnerata what are you talking about? I never forgive anyone of anything! I keep a ledger of every slight! :)","@puellavulnerata I should take a pic of my laptop for her later. I must be the insidious movement personified","@winocm oh oh pick me.","@alethenorio @mhoye it’s a garage in a car!","@Talen_Lee well judging by her very detailed makeup, the battlefield was not where she was planning on being tonight","@pbaylies @FioraAeterna (weed free going back three years from time of hiring)","@pbaylies @FioraAeterna it is in fact a standing requirement to be weed free to work there. But probably not much longer.","@drymangobird @zauspar instead of being like oh thank you I don’t want to be reading about sexual assault on the train?","@drymangobird @zauspar a contingent seems convinced that people will use them to politically filter bubble themselves","@zauspar I actually had one the other day insist that bringing rifles into an enclosed space with unarmed people wasn’t threatening","@SteveD3 if we ascribe competence befitting their scale, it’d be both — hashed at database layer and encrypted at file system \nlayer","@feralchimp not by me!","@greerga it’s the deliberately “cute” wording in place of “to be announced” I’m finding un-cute.","@GibVa um… a pop culture joke?","@puellavulnerata you’re a secret spy working for a public open source initiative. So cool.","@elad3 I get annoyed too easily with ‘splainers","@octoqt @isislovecruft principle of least astonishment being applied does not lead to zero astonishment :)","@elad3 @isislovecruft that doesn’t mean it’s not interesting to point out","@isislovecruft @puellavulnerata (Python, right?)","@yukimono_ @xkeepah luckily that was a journalistic typo. Original blog said encrypted, now that says encrypted too","@zigg @neoemonk I did read something recently that the effect is, curiously, much more likely to work for (cis)men than (cis)women","@zigg @neoemonk well, um, congrats on being one of the relatively few people who can both visually process that and not feel ill :\\","@neoemonk 2DS is cheaper than 3DS, easier to hold IMO, and lacks the expensive misfeature","@tomslominski I’m so sorry.","@jesster_king … it has a brightness setting?","@xkeepah it makes sense when you have Hispanic… but they seem to have somehow omitted Hispanic","@zygen … … dare I ask","@jesster_king @xa329 no it’s… very definitely a normal red fox with its tail on fire","@gewt @Myriachan @hinanawi_chan as long as you know that Firefox is literally funded by Google and has been for a while","@m1sp … the baby has stall.","@FioraAeterna @bobpoekert @m1sp different abilities, different genders, etc.","@FioraAeterna @m1sp it actually stresses me out a bit :\\ gotta remind myself no one is going to harass her","@ELLIOTTCABLE girls start the game with long hair of a color matched to their oversimplified ethnicity","@ELLIOTTCABLE @m1sp … this looks nothing like what you start the game with","@bobpoekert @FioraAeterna @m1sp yes actually that’s basically what they are…","@FioraAeterna @m1sp I wish I had the time to care :(","@m1sp the first egg hasn’t hatched yet. I’m at five useless captures.","@m1sp I am so legit angry at these sableyes right now","@DarrenPMeyer my father — a veteran and a cop — would laugh himself silly at the suggestion a cornered mother isn’t crazy dangerous.","@Mark_Coker @demize95 … this world where everyone who smokes mj is high out of their mind on the job is alien to me","@Mark_Coker @demize95 I’ve probably only ever met one person who ABUSED marijuana. She was, incidentally, already an idiot","@Mark_Coker @demize95 do you see what you did \n\nWe are talking about u s e \n\nYou are making it automatically a b u s e","@demize95 @FioraAeterna @xa329 noob can’t tell windows XP from classic theme","@Mark_Coker @demize95 oh, I hold people to high standards, but concerning things that like… actually… affect anything??",".@xa329 I’d like Firefox the browser a lot more if it used an actual red panda for the mascot","@greerga thankfully I’ve never had to deal with that awful situation 8)","@Mark_Coker @demize95 it’s as nonsensical as banning everyone who drinks because they’re raging alcoholics","@Mark_Coker @demize95 I would genuinely have a difficult time filling out a list of college graduates who have never tried weed.","@chrissistrunk big if ;)","@Talen_Lee well okay","@Kufat there was definitely shouting","@Talen_Lee wow that’s actually kinda mean!","@Talen_Lee I’m from New Hampshire.","@Talen_Lee my culture","@Talen_Lee of course we do","@m1sp I think I just left a male and a ditto that will work right…?","@Talen_Lee @m1sp I would definitely settle for Not Stall. Why is this even an ability","@Talen_Lee @m1sp … I guess?","@m1sp and I’m guessing daddy with stall x mommy with stall == baby with stall","@m1sp does “ditto and sableye don’t seem to like each other” mean no babies?","@Kufat this is yet more “two different teens did it so it’s a youth trend” journalism","@Kufat um this literally has the word #teen in it\n\nWith the hashtag","@mkmagicannon @m1sp @Trif4 … I literally don’t know of a single phone I or anyone I know owns with a hinge","@m1sp two hours, three sableyes, zero not stallers.","@landley @quinnnorton I’m mostly referring to stuff like the clearance.","@Trif4 yes. People freak out about the no hinge thing but like what is your bag full of nails","@jwisser reflection cave looking for Sableye","@m1sp but I want one that’s mine and mine alone! I already begged Merit off of you","@m1sp the encounter rate for them in reflection cave seems REALLY low","@Myriachan @okoeroo they can be surprisingly lax for a highly specialized technical role. Whence the FBI considering changing MJ rules lol","@m1sp I’m playing Pokemon again and I’m having an awful time finding a Sableye with the power that isn’t “always goes last lol”","@DrPizza theoretically an implementation detail but it turns out people only buy one of them?","@okoeroo nope! I have filled out all the paperwork myself, though it was never submitted.","@okoeroo but really what I’m getting at is that the process to get a high level clearance is extremely invasive and they consented","@okoeroo when I was little I was told that the home of my BFF whose father was CIA was subject to search at any time by the aforementioned","@okoeroo not really relevant to the underlying psychological point (I think it’s done in batches but I’m not sure)","@jjontx okay :)","@jjontx I meant in Japanese; be careful, if you look it up you will find gay porn :)","Something @quinnnorton brought up I hadn’t thought of— NSA employees have already self-selected for intense scrutiny of their personal lives","@alt_m1sp moderation, schatje","@VanguardVivian @eevee wow yet another “I’m not a feminist! I believe in <literal textbook definition of feminism> which is different”","@jlwfnord mandatory","@CyberKitsune @Myriachan but like… I don’t think anyone says XP service pack 2 isn’t XP.","@m1sp @demize95 did I miss something\n\nAre we starting a revolution","@bgordonbob1 read your scriptures with a critical eye. Research the history of biblical scholarship. Learn some Greek. Get educated!","@bgordonbob1 the problem is you just admitted you have no idea what you’re talking about but you repeat it as absolute truth anyway","@Myriachan lol the widget doesn’t support zooming out on iPad so I can’t see the whole line at the moment","@bgordonbob1 I could print this out and frame it as the very definition of what’s wrong with modern Christianity","@WhiteMageSlave I didn’t really know about most of this until very recently","@WhiteMageSlave heheh well you did attend LC at the same time, she was the year under me","@WhiteMageSlave deadname Joseph Goff, you’re related.","@bgordonbob1 @GeorgeTakei Thank you for sharing your opinion on exegesis of ancient cult scrolls. I’m sure you’re an expert.","@WhiteMageSlave you know who she is right",".@demize95 maybe next it will dawn on the FBI that they can save taxpayers a fortune if the govt stops acting like marijuana is a crisis","@Tuplet twin drill über alles","@Kurausukun @bobpoekert a hacker-exploitable flaw in a computer program which has not yet been found by the developers who could fix it.","@main____ for sane definitions of line ;)","@bobpoekert 0day is like sheep","@bobpoekert but the free 0day","@zhuowei @WhiteMageSlave yes. September Ever After is a play on words implying it's a fairy tale version of internet history.","@thegrugq that's the fifth flaw.","@Tuplet but it's in my *profile*! Doesn't everyone read those things?! :)","@alethenorio more in the context of not making stupid decisions as the operator","@eevee @DannyPage I see someone doesn’t believe hard enough in the heart of the cards.","@Iskaros93 @WeldPond um, so you propose they lie about his name? Those are perfectly ordinary syllables over there.","@Iskaros93 @WeldPond what would be more correct?",".@WeldPond CYBER MUST BE APPEASED","@tapbot_paul o/ present.","“NASA had a huge staff of geniuses to understand and care for their software. Your phone has you.” — @quinnnorton","@zhuowei the github is open to android source, it came up in search first.","@jesster_king no theta is oval with horizontal slash","@da_667 @solak @McGrewSecurity I need provide no further justification than \"esac\"","\"Bash is turing-complete; you can write any program in it. Please don't.\" - @solak","@eevee @shoko55mmts it'd be mean to say welcome to the eighties wouldn't it","@gotyaoi *China* is crazy about pirated XP, it is known. But I can't really make an inference about official government computers from that","@Myriachan I don’t think anyone actually considers 8.1 to not be Windows 8","@aspects_ebooks *harsh*","@xkeepah quaking in my boots","@dangoodin001 I *think* they would be arrested, in the US at the very least, followed by “uhh so what do we do now”","@Talen_Lee lewd","@Talen_Lee I keep wanting to buy some but what would I ever use it for","@surre_hue I’m playing linguistic favorites.","@stoftis in the paper it was very specifically round Ø and not oval slash zero","@kwaioMax hmm.. I guess some come with it pre flashed and you need an activation key or something. Great, more research ಠ_ಠ","@kwaioMax companies buy them with that preloaded on purpose. It’s expensive. You won’t accidentally buy a computer with it unknowing","@kwaioMax because heartbleed affects pretty much everything in the known universe, over the internet?","@kwaioMax this is why I would consider this entire class of software just inherently a bad idea","@kwaioMax oh that. I am pretty sure I retweeted the slides or so a few months ago","@gewt zero with a slash is just a zero. Ø is a completely different symbol which is round rather than oval.","@kwaioMax which?","@jdguffey_netsec they very specifically went out of their way to use the empty set symbol instead of a zero",".@sergeybratus @daveaitel who on earth actually writes 0day as Øday","I like these headlines about an “unexpected” coup in Thailand. I know nothing of Thailand but what @thegrugq tells me and I expected it","@TheDaveCA … really?","@bibbleco I’m pretty sure this was literally never secret as soon as the operation was on the news","@mralext20 I actually change the time a lot","@frkbmb more importantly why are there HUMANS on the wall","@aaronvangeffen @eevee @thezeist *squint* \n\nWhat does that… even… do.\n\nRemind me to find out tomorrow.","@semibogan @thegrugq I think he meant the failure state of suddenly polio","@EVILCLOWN2016 @winocm … … … ?","@jwisser I’m just really tired… once it clicked what the gimmick was it was just a matter of slamming buttons for the right combo","@zauspar I got 7 badges and then stuff happened? Finishing book 1 I think","@rjsalts I haven’t had a haircut in about five years","@FiloSottile I did not mean to imply that all twelve year olds on the internet are some sort of problem.","@FiloSottile but you can’t tell me that you literally never said anything you’d now think is dumb :)","@stevewfolds I hope it’s clear that was an extremely sarcastic haha","@savagejen though in my fan fiction they pick on poor New Zealand","@ddowza there has always been baseline suspicion among remote people groups of vaccination. Which is understandable.","@savagejen my perception is that the five eyes intelligence agencies see themselves as in this together against all outside forces","@savagejen surely, as the third eye of five, Canada would be managing its own?","@zauspar A hundred and fifty or more to C. To be a programming master is my destiny","@Talen_Lee this doesn’t solve my problem","@Talen_Lee yes, but the list of things I genuinely want to do would consume infinite time","@zhuowei it’s on back burner. It was an idea I had years ago I worked on while I had writer’s block last year","@ra6bit @mattblaze @emptywheel @moxie talk about rolling a 1 on motive check","@ra6bit @mattblaze @emptywheel isn’t that the country which publicly demanded Blackberry provide a backdoor?…","@ErrataRob @mattblaze it only now occurs to me you meant buy Huawei equipment and not literally all of Huawei","@ErrataRob @mattblaze Huawei employs people on the same order of magnitude as the entire population of the Bahamas","@daiconrad emoji 😎","@mattblaze the sad reality is that USA is something like 70% of Bahamas’ economy. What can they do?!","@zauspar so what I’m hearing is that level 4 is immortal","@pro2rat @suburbsec not really what I meant; just that culturally and legally, all major websites will gravitate to a few controllers.","@DaveAtErrata @Niki7a @spacerog I give up. There is no way I can phrase this that won’t convince you I’m trying to take your rights away.","@DaveAtErrata @Niki7a @spacerog actually I found Ms. Nikita’s explanation to sorta make sense even if I don’t totally agree with it","@DaveAtErrata @Niki7a @spacerog btw analogy to gayness is completely unfounded unless you think I can kill people with my carebear stare 🌈","@DaveAtErrata @Niki7a @spacerog ~also not what I said! It was very specifically about trapping me in a room with a big gun!~","@DaveAtErrata @Niki7a @spacerog well, I guess it’s flattering you think I can single handedly change laws by saying I feel disrespected.","@zhuowei @m1sp no there’s Tattari who has no characterization but exists, and Moko","@DaveAtErrata @Niki7a @spacerog good thing I never did that","@DaveAtErrata @Niki7a @spacerog if you think me articulating what I find disrespectful is a problem then I don’t know what else I can do","@washiiko Tropico 5??? I’m still not good at Tropico 1","@FioraAeterna earthquakes are definitely weather!","@Niki7a in that I simply cannot imagine a reason anyone would wanna bring a rifle into a restaurant except they were planning on using it.","@Niki7a thank you ma’am, I suspect that overall I have a fundamental cultural disconnect with friends to the south and west","@m1sp after working with the character I decided they’re a FTM in progress \n\nWhich makes the Flametender thing… problematic","@DaveAtErrata @spacerog you found me out, I think I’m the empress and everyone who disrespects me goes straight to abadjail forever.","@DaveAtErrata @spacerog pretty sure all I said was I find it incredibly disrespectful to bring a rifle into the same room as me","@DaveAtErrata @spacerog no I’m pretty sure that’s not what I said.","@DaveAtErrata @spacerog ftr I’m not anti gun so much as I’m anti people acting like they have a mind to shoot someone","@Talen_Lee but they can’t SHOOT up.","@spacerog note I am not chastising you for not wanting to eat there anymore\n\nI’m angry at people who wave guns around for jollies","@spacerog there’s a difference between something being legal and something being not the total vacancy of respect for other human beings","@spacerog but why do people do this. Why do they bring rifles into family restaurants. Who do they think is not worried they’re gonna shoot","@Tuplet they didn’t even deny Chelsea Manning’s name change with such an excuse and the government HATES her","@Talen_Lee if you encounter a straight person, remain calm. Be polite: don’t assume they’re trans. Some straight people suffer from cis.","@m1sp if you can't tell, I'm having fun working on the plot of Arth, the Flametender who Shouldn't Be","@Talen_Lee this EXACT one? It’s a redesign of a considerably less creepy version…","@ELLIOTTCABLE relevant subreddit.","@Talen_Lee the problem is not ALL twelve year olds","@Talen_Lee man there’s some rough weather in Australia","@CamelsHammers @hemantmehta for a split second I was experiencing serious Poe","@Ninjifox yes and no respectively","@puellavulnerata @runasand I've publicly disclosed several times I come from federally aligned blood :)","@eevee @papayakitty I assume the person at the wheel is instructed to respond no matter how stupid it makes them look","@eevee they all have the same bio with the same broken English","@eevee I think it’s someone trying to keyword search things they can then post to reddit for massive karma?","@Daiz42 I think I have yet to see anyone older than about 14 say that in genuine seriousness","@runasand … huh. My dad used to work for them actually… and I never really understood on what… :p","@papayakitty @eevee I got super annoyed at Pandora responding to me complaining about their invasive UI like I had a customer support prob","@m1sp there’s a method to when I retweet vs when I hyperlink. Attempting to deprive them of the internet points and leave only the shame","@AliceLikesBob yes. Honestly I hate it, but not because of the general premise","@JZdziarski full disclosure, to contextualize my obvious bitterness: I am an *ex*-fundamentalist. The bad side of Christianity was my life.","@JZdziarski I guess it's good to hear from someone on the Christian side who will vocally speak against this sort of thing","@JZdziarski the bits about this being in Lynchburg, Virginia and the judge being a former employee of Liberty U are probably relevant.","@m1sp where, I must say, she was unambiguously the happiest I had ever seen her, after we went to school together for three years.","@m1sp really? I guess it only recently became mentally concrete for me when I saw her for the first time in a few years at that wedding","@Aehmlo @m1sp @Myriachan which just goes to show how fuzzy an understanding of mathematics these wizards have","@Myriachan @m1sp so really, Evil Hermione is the worst possible outcome","@Myriachan @m1sp yeah, insofar as his ability to not be an idiot who needs Hermione to do his research for him goes.","@m1sp @Myriachan I think, if he had \"won\", he would have blown off the isolation policy as needless; he was already trending that way","@Myriachan @m1sp there's no class privilege to reinforce nor any resources he needs; from his POV they're already irrevocably inferior","@Myriachan @m1sp I think a large *point* of Voldemort is that he would never consider conquering the muggles to be anything worth doing","@m1sp @Myriachan they do ape muggle technology in a skeumorphic way but seem to generally miss why it's that way it is","@m1sp @Myriachan muggleborns, in UK at least, are brought in and largely isolated starting at age 11","@m1sp @Myriachan true, it has all happened in the last century, and they collectively began the isolation policy centuries ago.","@Myriachan @m1sp so taking the same course of action against Muggle England would only be begging that to happen again","@Myriachan @m1sp in any case, it seems implied Grindelwald DID intend to conquer Germany, and that pushed Dumbledore into action at last","@Myriachan @m1sp not to imply that *I* have such a low opinion of muggles, mind.","@Myriachan @m1sp same**","@Myriachan @m1sp -- for the sane reason that no self-respecting human would try to be acknowledged as king of all dogs.","@Myriachan @m1sp I think he simply did not have any interest in having political rapport among Muggles --","@m1sp @Myriachan Snape's father was a muggle, not a muggleborn wizard.","@Myriachan @m1sp seems to mean mud as in filth rather than as in muddled (mixed).","@Myriachan @m1sp that's a slur for someone like Hermione who has zero close magical relatives","@m1sp @Myriachan I think they don't really have a word for it because the mixed status describes most modern British magicals","@Myriachan @m1sp you're \"pureblooded\" if both your parents and all four of your grandparents were magical","@Myriachan @m1sp The wizards don't seem to have a word for pureblood on one side and magical but not pure on the other","@FioraAeterna @Tuplet I guess I can see a point in systematically toning down things slightly to get a PG 13 instead of an R though","@ShadowTodd that was pretty much my only thought on this \n\n“Surely someone besides him knew he would do this…? So wha…?”","@Tuplet @FioraAeterna for home releases they have been known to put everything back in and adjust the rating to reflect that","@Tuplet @FioraAeterna outside of overt porn, that is.","@Tuplet @FioraAeterna in the United States such restrictions are a voluntary decision made by the movie theatre (most of them make it).","@Tuplet @FioraAeterna people will cut stuff out to make the rating they want, it’s true, but only because they want $$ from kiddie tickets","@makomk it’s not a trigger warning if you are declining to make the triggering content available with it","@Aerinravage lots of people seem to find it galling to be \"handheld\" even though I've never seen anyone object to a rating on a movie","@puellavulnerata I’m guessing it means a power outage to the data center will result in gaps","@tenfootfangs JITT, just in time tweeting","@alt_m1sp you’re probably reading too much into old people getting pushy for more babies ;)","@blowdart if only we acted like our commitment to rights also extended beyond our borders","@puellavulnerata I dunno I think I prefer the fanfic of an island of people who each average 300 phone calls a day as their sole comm system","@11rcombs @skimbrel that’s probably fair. But, snowcloud pun","@loon It seems clear the Bahamas surveillance isn’t really about catching Americans doing whatever with their money","@aspects_ebooks @zhuowei wow you actually improved this sentence","@explainxkcd @mendel for some reason I think she looks like a Carrie but I have no logical basis for this","@gewt You can remember by assigning cartoonishly gendertypical mnemonics: venus is a handmirror and mars is a bow and arrow","@gewt circle with cross is female. circle with arrow is male.",".@skimbrel the first google result for error 521 is, in fact, cloudflare, so I guess they're a special snowcloud","@gewt I mighta put what gender I am, and which gender I very specifically am *not*, on my profile :)","@gewt but yes as a child I very specifically wanted Felicity Merriman as a friend","@gewt probably fem if they were walking around 1700s colonial America like that","@gewt the voice of the last song","@der_bluthund @latentexistence (I want you to know I did read all these tweets)","@m1sp @landley that would be the \"ish\" part, fiction still deliberately uses the Romantic Tension paradigm between children.","@hirojin -- that I already knew most of the major plot points thereafter.","@hirojin I think I gave up at him trying to buy a magical first aid kit from some girl in Diagon Alley? But important to the context is--","@PrototypeCube @latentexistence they own a house, land, and a car. The problem is simply too many mouths for one salary","@der_bluthund @latentexistence Did you mean: Arthur Weasley \n\nThough I was just ranting about things I didn't like about Ron in general :)","@hinanawi_chan is “you” a singular or plural pronoun?","@kevinmarks honestly I hate it.","@m1sp of course ಠ_ಠ","@Talen_Lee but actually yeah I have a draft where Ismyrn says pretty much exactly that to Barsamin","@m1sp yeah when Chewie was going on and on about it and I was like wait\n\nThis is all still first year? They’re eleven?","@Talen_Lee live divine die young","@Talen_Lee hey, I made sure to avert this: if you got Aspected then you must just be a bad person anyway.","@m1sp [inferring] undoing eleven years of pureblood privilege first semester is a little unrealistic IMO","@dewitt as an author, I like glasses","@dewitt as an author I imagine it was to emphasize his vulnerability in the beginning of the story. Or she just likes glasses.","@Lenary Ginny and Harry live in the same tower for years, they can still hook up","@Talen_Lee @m1sp Let me compromise my pure image aloud!","@Talen_Lee @m1sp oh, oh. Chains are conductive, this is important because reasons","@Talen_Lee let’s just say Barsamin seems to be particularly unlucky in remaining not anyone’s prisoner","@Talen_Lee it really depends. The prior is much more thematically appropriate for a dungeon","@dan_crowley I prefer to call them “content warnings” because trigger has a narrow psychological definition","@hackaday my loyalty requires me to posit @ThePokeBot is better","@Kytri you practically have a finished script","@Kytri this must be a different brother, the one I’m thinking of is definitely like, not even one boat","@Kytri my husband is like this and I can’t convince him there’s an alternative way to walk","@thegrugq I didn’t specify which experimental pronouns. Some of them are meant to coalesce and replace.","@p0sixninja I’m confused. I’m unsure what our shared experience here is as you were originally responding to me talking about Twitch","@p0sixninja I didn’t see this tweet earlier. Just FYI this is exactly the sort of response that makes everything worse.","@m1sp things that are hard: making Yerahuni not look like an expy of Talassen","@eevee well don’t just sit there, future eevee, tell us what stocks to buy","@0penSS I *really* don’t want remarks, positive or negative, on one thing in particular, and in the past those remarks often came","@0penSS there are reasons for it, and reasons for making sure my rapunzel’s worth of hair was all in front of my shoulders","@aredridel it doesn’t really make epistemological sense to the reader for the *narrative* to suddenly sprout new grammatical complexity","@Canageek the consoles of the future better address the problem of entropy as a gaming requirement yes","@zauspar yeh","@zauspar it rhymes!","@Talen_Lee my zeroeth world problems are legitimate","@Talen_Lee I try not to snip at people who send me pointless tweets, because they think they’re being friendly, but it’s hard sometimes","@Canageek literally none of these things exist when I press new game","@Canageek keep in mind that at 50 or 60 fps depending on the system there’s reasonably fine entropic detail in time from boot to press start","@Canageek the mind of a NES or a gameboy is a very small and well-known place :)","@Canageek because they don’t.","@Canageek so the straightforward implementation is to run a frame counter from system power on to when they press start to seed the RNG","@Canageek systems like NES and Gameboy have only one source of entropy available: player button presses","@Canageek extremely relevant is that the bot is a speed running bot. Pokemon has a type-out effect for dialogue boxes.","@Canageek um, I reckon you’re not an 8-bit console programmer :’) there’s no other way it could work…","@Canageek the Nidoran needs a single character name; pulling it from chat lines is just a cutesy way of engaging viewers to get it.","@Canageek it also randomizes time spent at the start screen before beginning a run as the primary RNG perturber","@Canageek Pokemon has a very poor RNG.","@Canageek the bot pulls single-character chat lines to name the Nidoran as a source of external entropy","@Canageek I deleted a tweet and reposted it after autocorrect “fixed it for me","@Talen_Lee @zhuowei exceptions that come to mind is the Netherlands is definitely not Holland and Ukraine asked us to drop the “the”","@Talen_Lee @zhuowei most countries publish their own guidelines for how to spell their name in English and they usually roll with old stuff","@Talen_Lee I’ll have you know — !","@abditum @Packetknife actually that’s totally hand-erased with a stylus on my iPad","@grumpybozo dangit I keep forgetting that","@Daiz42 well we are kinda speaking English \n\nGoing around telling other languages what to do would be the classic English *failure* mode","@Daiz42 I have no qualms whatsoever about asserting that the entirety of Indo-European culture *made a mistake.*","@Trif4 boku wa it’s complicated","@MaruZenunim @Trif4 and I remain unsure of what to do or how to feel about that","@eevee what are queer talking about? Of course gay does.","@MaruZenunim @Trif4 I’ve started to notice some people might assume I’m trans now that I’m more consistently read as femme online","@FioraAeterna @hachidorii @Trif4 I RADIATE SPARKLES IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION","@ovioprime @dobharrison hopefully they will be nailed to some strict rules but of course they’re the ones with all the money so…","@ovioprime @dobharrison it’s the other way around that’s the problem; Google is actively removing a competitor to YouTube from the field","@ovioprime @dobharrison Google does have to go through anti-monopoly regulators to buy Twitch, but they know how to deal with that","@Trif4 part of the reason I’m so aggressively public with my life these days is to stomp out the “boy in disguise” stuff","@Trif4 expect me to be male, insist I’m male, tell me to stop lying and admit I’m male","@Trif4 my entire life has been one of denial and erasure: I’m not a girl because I tech. I tech therefore I’m not a girl","@Trif4 precisely\n\nIt’s not your fault but the world is already all about your gender","@p0sixninja I’m really picky about gender words you know","@scooterthetroll I don’t think that really fits the analogy","@boblord you know I kind of want to but I’m scared","@zhuowei oh Google-chan, I caught you spying on me again!","@dozykraut they have yet to figure out the internet is available in multiple countries simultaneously so","@kyhwana ohh that thing that they bought Skype to replace rather than upgrade","@Tamora_Tea attn @MarkKriegsman this seems right up your mischief managing alley","@kylemaxwell but it does more than Instagram :)","@vogon what about getting their tendrils into x-bone and playstation boxes","@DrPizza *twitch*\n\nCould u not","@DrPizza wait what","@zauspar — but then again my timeline leans very privacy centric","@zauspar actually I can’t think of a single techie who was happy with that one outside of the implication nest wasn’t failing —","@alt_m1sp @zauspar I hate fish. But you don’t like eggs?!\n\nIs it because you think too hard about it 🐣","@zauspar I have faaaiiiiled. \n\nThough I didn’t start Aspects intending it to get all gendery, just kinda happened","@Quiara apologies",".@Quiara don’t forget the part where the adults never bother reminding the boy not to do that because boys will be boys","@TweetsofOld Florida. Florida never changes.","@JZdziarski was","@alt_m1sp but don’t you disappear from Cutie Twitter.",".@FioraAeterna context could not improve this","@elad3 just some dreugh","@0xabad1dea hey, I thought multi-pic tweets more or less displayed correctly in tweetbot…","@joshrossi 💻🔥",".@zhuowei the dude selling maple sugar candy applied the same level of fraud paranoia as the Apple Store selling me iPads :)","@zhuowei different last names","I'm pretty sure Sam and her dad from @jephjacques Questionable Content are here it's an uncanny resemblance","@zhuowei @mralext20 as if you'd know! ... ... Yes iPhone 5S","@Talen_Lee @RichardBarrell @m1sp I live in Massachusetts. New Hampshire is where you live tax free and die :)","@jwatte @p_minten yeah I don't think any of my trans friends would say XX or XY conveys anywhere near the full story for them","@Kufat 👋 ack'd","@m1sp 🎵🎶🎵","@zauspar I confess: I do not use the Mac version","@ezchili I’m just gonna go ahead and assume it’s Sephiroth","@Talen_Lee you can’t make a monkey\n\nYou can’t make a monkey \n\nYou can’t make a monkey outta me…","@gryxitl *bleary-eyed stare*","@Talen_Lee YES","@Talen_Lee @zhuowei it’s almost like thirty million is several times the population of Virginia","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee this was before I wrote her backstory as a lark with purple arrows to three different men on my chart","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee which then made her seem actually far more consistent and specific of a person to me.","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee she became mute when I noticed she had very few lines and considered what would happen if I just… got rid of them","@WhiteMageSlave I see you surrendered to the fate of default colors instead of being like me and changing every single one","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee not just because of atrocious art but because of things like… Deloram had lines","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee I think maybe everyone in Aspects world might have the same neuroatypical need for concision as their Will of the World…","@EllieAsksWhy @thegrugq @ErrataRob my 3rd grade teacher explicitly lied to my face about that scene in Ruth","@EllieAsksWhy @ErrataRob @thegrugq that was the goal yes","@thegrugq I’m just quoting the Good Book dude","@thegrugq come, let us make our father drink wine, drink wine\n\nYou’ll go in then I’ll go in when our father drinks wine, drinks wine","@thegrugq @pandora_radio this is also true.","@thegrugq doesn’t everyone celebrate patriarchal gatekeeping of feminine sexuality with kiddie rhymes?","@bcrypt 💕","@Togglebear @qDot as a Melissa, yes we do.","@blakeffm @puellavulnerata yes. All shall bow before my millennial might","@eqe @pandora_radio what is this HTML of which you speak?\n\nSent from my iPad","Dear @pandora_radio, how many times do I have to manually close the “find your friends on Facebook” panel before you realize I rejected you?","@WhiteMageSlave MindMaple. It eventually got too big for the iPad version and I had to finish it on the Windows version",".@mistydemeo @ticky @FioraAeterna my gender is villain","@xa329 keeping that passage handy is such a blessing, let me tell you.","@Talen_Lee @mistydemeo thank gods I was never invited to one of those","@Myriachan don’t let crazies pluck your daisies","@mistydemeo this one in particular, I think it was meant to be taken harmlessly, but it just kinda unfolds into eldritch horror","@Myriachan don’t admit crazy into your vajazy \n\nOur scientists are working around the clock to address all gender combos","@mistydemeo I’ll brush my teeth I’ll comb my hair I’ll show him that I really care if I could marry daddy when I grow up","@mistydemeo it’s a fundamentalist Christian kiddie song. iirc by the same people as the anti-evolution song “can’t make a monkey outta me”","@Talen_Lee @zhuowei @mralext20 @m1sp I find perverse delight in drawing two lines of a friendship triangle, then closing with an enemy line.","@kivikakk I’ll try my best. ☁️💥🚗","@JackLScanlan it kinda depends… is it “therefore Jesus” intelligent design, or “therefore I believe we may have a moral purpose” design","@JackLScanlan my experience with cognitive dissonance, let me show you it","@JackLScanlan it’s an attempt to prove it’s not true because it’s clearly evil. Gods would never allow evil like… disease or… birth defects","@frkbmb mugdrinker report: mattjay","@_jdpage I heard there was something queer about them anyways — it’s not right a hobbit should enjoy a boat.",".@neiltyson better question: which commandment would Frodo skip?","@zhuowei @m1sp that's not really how people from her country would self-identify\n\nthat is, if there were people from her country...","@TakoArishi the book 4 version of this graph will have some pretty incredible metaphysical problems","@mtheoryx manually. This is the sort of activity that entertains me...","@TimelessP well at the end of book 2 there'll have been another 400 pages for new characters to come in and old characters to screw up","@mtheoryx this is my novel","@zauspar there's actually a fair few unmarked connections of knowing each other but not having very strong feelings either way","@Tuplet I knew that would happen though.","@zhuowei @mralext20 @m1sp I want to","@Tuplet those tend to fall over and die on non-trivial graphs","@Tuplet it's layout assistance, as in, I can drag nodes, arrows reflow, etc. Doing this totally manually would be impossible","@maxtch please please please tell me you're joking.","@chriseng the software is called mindmaple and I think it's something their distributor does","Did @soundcloud increase their pro prices in the past year or did I just not think that it sounded rather overpriced at the time",".@AlyssaRowan I already paid for the serial, and they're tempting me to crack it out of pure spite.","@zauspar there’s a minor character Green Human who’s introduced in the first chapter of book 2 but they need to escape their life situation","@zauspar yes there will be more green humans, including someone on that chart who’s currently pink or blue but changes in adulthood","@zauspar no I LOVE bragging about my machinations ahahahaha","@zauspar Evren and Chakori are the monster girls. Fem pronouns for sure but they don’t fit as cisfem","@zauspar people I don’t feel appropriate to slot as cis, for various reasons.","@m1sp Evren is “winning” with ten enemy arrows","@m1sp I keep having to drag Rashk’s node wider to fit more arrows","@m1sp haha yeah way to go Bars. But I haven’t added Oseni, Luzcrezo and Ismyrn yet","@m1sp hmm, probably. :p though I think I mentally skipped it because he died so soon after their “alliance” fell apart","@m1sp indeed. She tried REALLY hard too.","@mralext20 @m1sp still not up to a third of the characters who need to go on this","@gotyaoi the legend now says Enemies <—> Or Frenemies","@sakjur it should as far as I know","@m1sp now that I look at it like this, it becomes clear that pretty much all of Vlinder's relationships flip after she's artificed","@TakoArishi @m1sp do you mean a tie-in game? Well I need to do SOMETHING with this 8-bit soundtrack","@m1sp @gotyaoi so what I really need is the ability to have striped arrows!","@gotyaoi I'm sure Tsovinar and Ziazan will make up at some point. Little late to make up with Solornel.","@TakoArishi @m1sp so if you zoom out one will see that the red border of death fits around any gender","@gotyaoi I didn't want to add another color for \"you know if they could just stop fighting about stupid stuff for ten seconds\"","@demize95 yep","@m1sp Erasmin gets both an incoming and an outgoing metaphysical problem node because she's just that special","@demize95 let me dig it out of my bag…","@demize95 primarily that and iPad but other operating systems are available","@m1sp “friends”","@m1sp should I add another arrow color for “these two characters are sort of the same person”? XD","@m1sp isn’t it sad that Tsovinar’s only double ended friendship arrow is with a dead person.","@m1sp you’ll note however that the purple arrow between Shanlar and Tsovinar is decidedly one-way :]","@m1sp I mean what’s the point of a vow of abstinence if we don’t throw him a hardball","@m1sp he experienced physical attraction towards her, yes, and she experiences physical attraction to… pretty much everyone cute","@attritionorg I apologize for the problems caused by being faux antagonistic in jest in front of too large an audience","@m1sp @Talen_Lee no experienced* programmer","@aspects_ebooks this is another repeat","@TonyYarusso @rantyben I didn’t take it as a joke, I took it as a condemnation of the GUI lifestyle","@Talen_Lee :(","@Talen_Lee which… which did you have in mind","@itdaniher I’m trying to map many to many interpersonal relationships of different types between about 70 people","@itdaniher this is the effect I’m going for but it seems to be a JavaScript library that expects someone to write an app on top of it…?","@isaackarth I’m not mapping minds, but I don’t know how else to express I’m not looking for Powerpoint’s boxes and arrows menu.","@ErrataRob @Packetknife energy vs experience battle go","@Packetknife you were the one complaining the other day that I keep stomping on it","@eevee fwiw since you “respond to any pronoun” I mentally slot you into the “lil cutie boy” gender with @m1sp I hope that’s okay","@Packetknife the context is your ego… I mighta damaged it sorry","@eevee oh wait that’s terrible and they’re defining healthy as being cismale and sexually active for no apparent reason ಠ_ಠ","@eevee really digging your anon; imagine how many problems we could solve by forcing medicated pseudo-neurotypicality on people!",".@Talen_Lee @demize95 @zhuowei y’all do realize I min-maxed my Hacker and Common Sense stats","@zhuowei @attritionorg there was also a plastic dinosaur, rubber bands, glitter…","If I ever die of a really weird illness, I remind the public that @attritionorg once mailed me an unwrapped, possibly used hypodermic needle","@attritionorg @spacerog to my recollection I was just minding my business and then Coworker wanted to know who was mailing me used needles","@spacerog @attritionorg man that stuff just showed UP, I didn’t know I was supposed to blog in great detail.","@spacerog I’m not really healthy enough to walk all the way up a mountain; looks like I’m going to Lost River on Sunday.","@Kufat paging Doctor Pallas Cat for an expert opinion @sergeybratus","@ELLIOTTCABLE ☺️","@ClaudioDekker way to judge :\\","@tqbf @geekable @dakami from my point of view it’s like mommy and daddy are fighting on twitter \n\nNo opinion for which is which",".@mrjuj my gaming rig IS a laptop. One COULD get about an hour in of Skyrim In Mountains.","@vogon I would say that’s right to sexual consent regardless","@DoktorJeep nothing but","@_larry0 yeah that’s one of the corner cases >.> but pretty sure it predates iOS 7","@_larry0 was it a .txt type page?","@_larry0 not in general, but there are certain specific corner cases where it is known to be useless","@acfrazier I am aware he is private, but the reply itself is standalone in the context of Verizon and warrants.","@ELLIOTTCABLE @_yossi_ literally ⛔️ stop","@aspects_ebooks you already did this one","@_yossi_ @ELLIOTTCABLE I’m pretty sure literally everyone does unicode wrong","@zhuowei @m1sp he already knew, before reading, that Nisrai goes killer grandma on Barsamin",".@grp yeah, I promise I haven’t forgotten about the Verizon Business phone metadata being shipped off wholesale.","@jb33z snapchat","@DarrenPMeyer in my case, I did have a choice between precisely these two companies, but not for identical service tiers","@grp amen","@thegrugq 3.5 negastars","@jrothwell @Edgemaster make sure you check the date… to my recollection this ended with “I’m wrong and I’m sorry”","@michaelossmann @hackerfantastic I hate #4.","@m1sp Oh, and, “well I see now, that makes Rosi’s nana sound less nuts”","@m1sp Husband finally read GitT. He has no comment except he likes Aramaz and Vahagn, apparently. The man is a danger.","@SrFusion 🔔","@SrFusion one of these things is true, the others are acrid commentary","@FioraAeterna @hinanawi_chan @m1sp *quietly sobs about being a giant*","@FioraAeterna @hinanawi_chan @m1sp oh, I — — o-o-oh :(","@n3wjack you insult my honor.","@comex Flashing Danger Sign?","@pbaylies @jwisser just need to drop some bass in here","@BrennanHolzer yeah! :D",".@pbaylies I have this one documented in a file from 2011, I think I came up with it myself? t * ((t>>12|t>>8)&60&t>>7)","@pbaylies ... why didn't I think of that","@pbaylies YES PERFECT THANK YOU.",".@zhuowei THAT professor was a good sport and graded the essay *as* limerick, so I got two points off for a shaky rhyme.",".@zhuowei I found assignments far more intellectually engaging if I could troll with them, whence the essays entirely in limerick","@Hamcha no, Twitter just slaughtered it with compression. I screencapped on OSX.","@ShadowTodd well, it’s only half as long, so only half as likely to be hit! Good call.","Via @EvilN8: the Q and Z thing was a holdover from phone-entered passwords.\n\nBut the passwords are case sensitive.\n\nG E N I U S 🌟","@EvilN8 @dchest @thegrugq … wut.","@kerouanton @dchest @thegrugq found it, they actually literally just changed it","@kerouanton o_O what’s going on… two different account types or?","@EvilN8 @dchest @thegrugq your objection makes no sense, the passwords are case sensitive, they can’t be entered over phone anyway.",".@dchest @thegrugq it’s basic science that Q’s and Z’s contain less entropy than the other alphanumerics","@apiary they’ll be attending 404~","@ftrain @hypatiadotca I have to say… words of commenters in red may not have been the most appropriate choice.","@FioraAeterna I have no idea what’s going on but I like it",".@akachela @jeremiahfelt “but by then, the server had already repartitioned itself”\n\n😂😂 I’m sorry I’m laughing at this horrible tragedy 😂😂","@lax_wanton_chi @bl4sty the bitcoin client is *intended* to be run on home computers.","@WithMetta @garblefart and you can SAY it's a joke but I guarantee the people you think you're joking about are NOT laughing.","@WithMetta @garblefart no one except a medical doctor should be asking strangers about their chromosomes :\\","@agl__ that doesn't seem to grammatically parse for me, no, unless I'm in a *real* mental fog today?","@WithMetta @garblefart that’s uh, really not helpful to the point at hand","@DrPizza oh, THAT article. I chose to let the crazy slide past on its merry way…","@Neostrategos …",".@bl4sty my casually antagonistic side is cackling with glee at the elegance of that","@agl__  typo at “the OpenSSL, Heartbeat bug”","@neoemonk I think they invented Drow, but Drowtales would be to them as they are to Lord of the Rings","@DrPizza they were giving me ads in Spanish…","@MortiousPrime if you check right now, the current newest page is a placeholder for a sick colorist, not the normal plot :)","@MortiousPrime out of this world art improvement, and the wholesale replacement of several older chapters with improved plot.","@voodooKobra what do you think tumblr is... kitten blogs??","@antumbral depending on how long ago that was - they've DRAMATICALLY improved it and moved some of the raunchier stuff out of canon.",".@TakoArishi there's no twitter because I literally never close the tab therefore I literally never open the tab","@Vivicasus @Talen_Lee I... want to be... teased... more :(","@Talen_Lee …","@Packetknife @Aelkus @McGrewSecurity @ErrataRob actually Abadidea refuses to write novels in editors that don't support era-authentic fonts.","@zhuowei IF ONLY WE'D STARTED GRINDING FOR THE PERFECT RNG A HUNDRED YEARS AGO, POKEMON WOULD BE SOLVED BY NOW.","@rantyben genuinely unsure if touched by my idealism or amused by my naïveté","Time to get unreasonably excited that @ThePokeBot rolled a perfect Nidoran and a gold Brock split this makes sense trust me","@puellavulnerata you REALLY went in for the Greek mythology obsession phase, didn’t you.","@innismir it’s a massive, systematic problem — and we need to *solve it* rather than hide behind our walls of birth privilege.","@zauspar depending on the type of screen, I can see a 60hz flicker.","@SQLSoldier @mike_913 (I'm American, the couple lives here)","@redtwitdown I do enjoy a good opportunity to control the flow of information, being a supervillain and all.","@Vudw (relevant to this context is that we graduated right in the middle of the economic disaster)","@Vudw my husband and I tried for almost two years to get \"real jobs\" with benefits in Virginia, with computer science degrees.","@Vudw aside from human rights and dignity? The economy","@Kufat we already have that and have for years and we illegalize and marginalize them","@cdf123x that makes no sense...? They're legally married and they have jobs, there's nothing shady","@runasand my friends, and they're apparently having difficulties and are worried","@admittedlyhuman marriage already is heavily policed. Guess what happens if I bring in six guys and say I want to marry them??","@Kufat good","@admittedlyhuman oh I'm totally for open immigration : and I have no idea where you got that second option","@arebee disgust.","@geekable clearly. That does not mean I find it morally defensible to play marriage inquisition.","@geekable clearly. That does not mean I find it morally defensible to play marriage inquisition.","@ticky *whistles innocently* 🎸","@focalintent yep! 😇","@mistydemeo *falls down infinite black hole of complexity*","@Myriachan error: Sun acquired by Oracle","@mistydemeo and I'm not actually sure how I should feel about it, if I should say \"oh, no, cis actually,\" or just not say anything.","@mistydemeo I realized recently that apparently some people think I'm trans? Which is okay for me but, accidental appropriation...","@DarrenPMeyer @Paucis__Verbis ...huh!","@jesster_king irrelevant.","@jesster_king the shogunate","@gdude2002 stakeout","@pusscat @dakami I feel subtweeted.","@jojokejohn @Tomi_Tapio still a better love story than Twilight.","@puellavulnerata @thegrugq I'm afraid I'd have slim pickings if I wanted to bathe in the blood of infosec maidens in particular","Contrary to @thegrugq's opinion I do fancy myself violent and thirsty for digital blood. Cyberkunoichi.","@voodooKobra @polybore didn't you see my tweet the other day about beating up a boy in the boys' bathroom :)","@voodooKobra @polybore hey are you saying I'm not violent?!","@puellavulnerata @hotelzululima @maradydd @0xdeadbabe A FREE GOLDEN APPLE, HOW NICE. NOTHING CAN GO WRONG","@puellavulnerata @hotelzululima @maradydd @0xdeadbabe well if NO-ONE ELSE wants to be the most beautiful woman in infosec...","@Kufat I'm not objecting to you objecting to the terminology infosec rock star.","@Kufat Yes. Like me.","@Kufat *I'm* an infosec rock star. They can't appropriate that.","@AMadHammer @jennschiffer if they don't self-identify as cyber ninjas then I feel sorry for them being with that headline","@zcobb cyber. Ninjas. Gahh.","@grp ... I may need reminding after I get back from lunch","@alethenorio disengage rant.","@alethenorio And trying to \"fix\" my fear of strange men creeping on me could only POSSIBLY increase my risk, for NO benefit.","@alethenorio I AM A HIGH RISK INDIVIDUAL FOR EXPERIENCING SEXUAL ASSAULT AND RAPE. MANY OF MY FEM FRIENDS ALREADY HAVE BEEN.","@alethenorio okay look this is going to sound really angry because I am in fact already having a very bad day and this is very distressing","@alethenorio so you know there's a profound and important difference between a phobia of a harmless thing and a fear of a real danger, right","@HaydnJohnson I'm pretty morally opposed to cashing in on the spectacle of the newly dead, yes","@Talen_Lee >.>","@Kufat she also does songs about how awesome it is to be a bike thief so I think she's just glamorizing bad-girlness","@jlwfnord no need to put up a fight!","@Kufat yes","@Kufat stakeout","@derspiny it's called stakeout","@zauspar the word they're looking for is power user: a \"consumer\" who also \"does things\" with their personal computer","@aspects_ebooks that would be the end.","@Tuplet yes. Congrats! You don't harass women in public","@rantyben joke's on you, I don't know how to cook anything yet","@kebesays yeah I've been known to see the Sun shining through someone :)","@kebesays (for accuracy: recently former Microsoft)","@kebesays which is why, when someone in a collared shirt told me to stop being mean to poor DRM shippers, I knew he was Microsoft :)","@kebesays the big tech companies have corporate cultures that self-select and reinforce","@thevitaes they were only present for about 30 seconds","@zhuowei took them off already. Giant question marks on iOS","@Kufat I don't knooooow","@alvaro_asd @minacriss ಠ_ಠ","@anarchival I don't think spiders really have a reputation for being from 6 to 13% committers of sexual crimes against my gender though.","@FakeRobotGamer so like, weather symbols, chess symbols, some other wingdings","@FakeRobotGamer it only works with glyphs that predate \"emoji\" as such as they're considered Basic Multilingual Plane","@fivetonsflax AM I WRONG?","@zhuowei haha she's actually 100% totally mundane. You can tell because she's not crazy","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee she doesn't die, actually! You know. Probably.","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee yeah, THAT totally works out and isn't a problem","@Talen_Lee @zhuowei Houri is Genre Savvy, so they never get married, which would just be sealing their doom","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee Aramaz and Houri are both straight. Which means they get coupled by default.","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee if Talen wants to write gay fanfic of my characters I'm very open to this possibility","No-Context IRC:\n<@smeerp> I don't log, actually; I think that's more up mispy's alley :P\n< abadidea> @m1sp is the Cutie NSA","@mike_913 Jeremy Soule does soundtracks for video games. Such as Morrowind.","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee well good, I don't have to exclude you from the secret aspects erotica distribution list that doesn't exist.","@WithMetta the government","@redsoxunixgeek I believe you, I promise. Not making fun of Utah, I come from a rather rural place with no computers :)","@redsoxunixgeek I mean the temple specifically, not the entire city","@redsoxunixgeek well the only thing I know for sure exists in Salt Lake City is a temple and I don't even know if they have computers","@zhuowei didn't I find out recently you're like seventeen","@copumpkin then you work at Apple.","@zhuowei it can be both!","@ericlaw and yes -- I understand that DRM is rooted in the media producers rather than the media vendors as such.","@ericlaw Customers want movies. \n\nThe existence of DRM is not a requirement for movies.","@rantyben great, you just assigned me homework: a 54-color pixelated skin for the entire game",".@zauspar true story: my grandmother told me I couldn't play Morrowind bc it was too scary-looking. I cranked up the gamma and she said okay","@zauspar Morrowind itself was a major influence on me re: Not Generic Western Europe Fantasy","@ZetaSyanthis I have some Audiomachine already (unhelpfully generic name IMO!) but I haven't heard of that other.","@mwoliver @mozilla @Raed667 and here we find that notorious gap between theory and practice.","@CaptainSaicin half the point is that a family gathered around a TV is unlikely to notice someone being careful unless they have a dog.","@Talen_Lee you seem to be trying as hard as you can to use this word as much as possible","@Talen_Lee I’m pretty sure it’s endemic to the battlefield","@TonyAbotMHR @m1sp but what about the heart of the cards","@grp also, like, xbox, and all the ways MS has to take a cut from media consumption on that","@homakov I refuse to use them also but my twitter very definitely has unique password because it is my soul","@homakov your coin base and your twitter have the same password??","@landley in particular I have a list of the most important 10% or so of people I follow for emergency gap recovery",".@thatcks @cgranade it’s still a closed source piece of code from Adobe so I’m unclear on how that’s not actually Flash","@landley timelines get gaps at ~800 tweets; lists count as their own timeline; construct lists that contain a subset of followers","@homakov ahh. You’re creeping!","@landley I trust you know about the lists workaround","@arebee I’m working from the perspective of what made the web good and what will keep it good, not Google and MS’s profit maximizations.","@grp When I use my Windows 8 tablet, there's this \"Music\" app it came with that wants me to buy MP3s via Microsoft...","@Raed667 in theory? But they are completely right that it would just cause people to say \"well it works in Chrome so... hello Chrome\"","@dozykraut Mozilla did the thing I realistically expected them to but is a dammed shame IMO.","@vogon I reckon.","@dozykraut blaming private individuals for wanting to see movies is not a productive use of moral stamina IMO","@Unaz to introduce DRM and content licensing directly into the base markup language of the internet","@DrPizza but that’s just for desktop computers: for closed platforms it is in fact mostly transparent I concede.","@DrPizza really? In my experience it’s been: you want me to install silver what? How annoying","@BillStewart415 laser eye surgery is easy to perform, at least for a tweezers in living eyeballs replacement.",".@cgranade we expect Better Of Mozilla, whence the last time we were angry, but this time it’s something all the browsers are doing 😔","— that is why I nominate the platypus as the security industry mascot. @hypatiadotca \n\nOoh don’t forget the venom.","The platypus is a hideous cobbled-together afterthought with a really neat whizbang electrical detection feature built in. @hypatiadotca —","@geekable maybe someone shipped you a bad batch, where I come from it’d be considered rude to never bring up a major haircut at all.","@geekable like, it’s your right to get a *haircut* whenever and however but most people would at least bring it up first.","@geekable if you’re in a relationship you want to stay in, it’d be patently and trivially *insane* to have such operations “in secret”","@geekable and if you do something you know may or will ruin your relationship that’s kind of your problem","@geekable um, yes? You have the legal right to do things for yourself that may ruin your relationship","@geekable and yes, duh, it works as hurtful the other way too","@geekable exercised bodily autonomy without talking it out***, uhh yes, duh? I already said that two different ways?","@geekable so the freedom to obtain these operations as a matter of bodily autonomy is important; your responsibility to not hurt spouse.","@geekable I’m saying it’s a purely interpersonal issue and sane people don’t just ruin their marriage for no reason with surprise operations","@hypatiadotca platypus","@geekable sounds like they’re intending to give individuals maximum latitude in managing their relationships vs their bodily autonomy?","@DarthNull Skurity!","@geekable if either of these people do either of these things without talking it out then their relationship has already failed","@thegrugq @evacide I’m guessing combo of CC being relatively obscure and him having the sense to not connect straight from NSA .gov","@zauspar full disclosure; I play-punch my husband all the time, but in the context that he’s twice my size and is cool with it","@zauspar sounds like they were being pretty irresponsible then…","@zauspar they believe they can’t hit hard enough to hurt. Whether or not it’s true… varies.","@zauspar you mean you won’t die of easily preventable malnutrition like the rest of us","@dozykraut but, if you can tolerate the Javascript Over HTTPS Risk Model, Keybase currently has a really simple GUI for text-only","@dozykraut it turns out encryption (including identity authentication) is pretty much antithetical to everything good and pure and kind","@Talen_Lee you’re going to give that person who searches twitter for this phrase conniptions","@zhuowei Implicitly they must talk about this at some point shortly after book 1 but before book 2. At risk of generating infinite books :p","@m1sp Erasmin pushes all legally and culturally defined boundaries of an artifice, but, that'd just bring out the extreme opinions","@m1sp oh, no, no, they're not \"people\", so it's perfectly ethical to... decommission them...","@Talen_Lee @m1sp Mispychild! To be eating chocolate now!","@m1sp oh noes my mispybaby ;o; how fix ;o;","@zauspar you made this tweet at 11:07am Boston time…","@mattsta @thegrugq ˙ ͜ʟ˙","@thegrugq we can be siblings-in-cyberarms","@matthew_d_green if you take it to mean the quality of deployment and not novel algorithms… we’re working on it","@aspects_ebooks … :|","@zigg @glyph usually tweetbot","@glyph except every time I try this, it doesn’t work…","@zhuowei @m1sp Chakori.","@zhuowei @m1sp “so about this little artifice I met today…”","@benpop @ThePokeBot yes","@mralext20 @zhuowei tweetdeck broke too.","@zhuowei I warned you\n\nI warned you about stairs","@zhuowei @m1sp earlier the same day, but, that's something that happened far away and Katarosi does not care very much about.","@zhuowei nah, there just isn't that much of a visual difference between 16-bit and 32-bit 2D planes. Just more processing oomph.","@gotyaoi @Talen_Lee @mcclure111 @smeerp I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO PEER WITH THAT OTHER KOHAI","@Archaemic @dakami I wouldn't feel guilty about disabling flicker for *playing* games. But if you're developing, flicker best stay on","@derspiny most of those bugs are quite resolvable. I had one where the NES and the emulator disagreed about the MMC registers on reset.","@derspiny yes, I have the kit for that, though it's a bit of a hassle.","@dakami I thought most full-featured emulators already included this toggle...?","@Talen_Lee tragically they never ordered me new business cards after we changed offices. Apparently I don't face enough customers...","@captcarl13 I’m not saying it’s bad art! I’m saying I’m a rabid purist","@captcarl13 that is in fact what prompted it. I couldn’t pick out the chip by ear but it was credited as 8-Bit Song of Ice and Fire","@NedGilmore actually I’m opposed to calling anyone a fake geek on principle. But indiscriminate in their bitness? Certainly.","@WeldPond eight bit best bit","@sarahjeong @puellavulnerata *squint*\n\n… what. 😐",".@mcclure111 @smeerp Flags: KOHAI_REQUESTS_SENPAI_ATTENTION, SENPAI_NOTICES_KOHAI, KOHAI_ACKNOWLEDGES_BEING_NOTICED","Better protocols: TCP Triple Hug \nh/t @smeerp","@ghostqueer I do have a trail of feminine shirts and dresses that did not fit the moment I obtained them, btw.","@aspects_ebooks well \n\nYeah that sounds like Constans all right","@ghostqueer my experience is the opposite, that clothing vendors are incapable of accounting for abundance thereof","@ghostqueer :<","@chriseng pfff sure","@hinanawi_chan ¯\\(ºoº)/¯","@FakeUnicode @unicode ..... weird.","@FakeUnicode ... why can't I find this \"109\" character on my emoji keyboard","@zhuowei someone else said they tried to login cycle and it broke twitter entirely","@jjarmoc they banished the fail whale for being “bad PR” :|","@vogon sorry, the what tab?","@zhuowei well aren’t you blessed","@sammikes 💫","@vogon I am particularly wont to “whence”","@hoodiespek good catch o/","@hoodiespek it’s gender neutral and animate/inanimate neutral.","@chriseng Mr. Eng is BORING","@ELLIOTTCABLE this is considered an extreme and fringe idea in feminism which denies feminine agency of consent entirely","@dakami oh, I do have a good part: there’s an actually useful function named explode()","@MoonFairy4 @chriseng boss was *definitely* flagged before.","@undeadmolly @geekable I had a sweetie with an antique sports car when I was 17 and this did in fact work. Didn’t try any blue shells though","@keyoki @sophiaphotos @Shufflejoy when you consider how many ciswomen actively try to medicate periods away… geez. I’m sorry she said that 😔","@rogerclark @DynamicWebPaige I never started. Two reactions: trying to convince me to start, or worrying it’s a judgmental religious thing.","@jack_daniel welcome home. There’s even no snow.","@akohlsmith the SNES arbitrary executions in general work by landing the IP into the sprite ram area, which the player has influence over.","@akohlsmith I’m guessing it causes it to dereference an invalid offset into a function lookup table, in the Kirby case.","@akohlsmith obviously a game logic bug on a super nintendo won't cause millions in economic damage, it can only aspire to such evil ;(","@goeo_ irssi, but that has no bearing on the font. I don't remember what the font was called but googling for 5px ttf font should find some.","@zorm you can buy them of course, but that's just a band-aid on the core problem of critical existence failure","@akohlsmith and, in the case that prompted this whole line of thought, exploitable by someone like me to cheat at the game for times :p","@akohlsmith just because it'd be closed wontfix in the QA system doesn't mean it's not a bug: it's loophole logic & objectively preventable","@hectoroid but I was more getting at: a logic system that controls something with real-world implications simply never reaching answer","@hectoroid oh, I read your statement and its intent backwards","@hectoroid *gets out machine gun* are you sure about that","@d347hkn3ll that wasn't a bad \"hm\", I promise!","@akohlsmith and that's why I'm the hacker. 😛","@akohlsmith but the game DOES inspect, reason about, and execute depending on the controller flags.","@akohlsmith no, because there's no way to inspect, reason about, and execute depending on the current power fluctuation level.","@akohlsmith so, like, obvs the \"used as intended\" case won't ever see those input combinations, but emulation makes it easy to accidentally.","@akohlsmith the hardware isn't incapable of supplying the input: the hardware has a shield to discourage the human supplying that input.","@zhuowei ... ... ... ... ....................................","@rantyben @thegrugq everyone is oppressing my command-line religion","@ProfNintendo so since the electrical design lets all buttons light up at once, that's \"in bounds\" for player behavior","@ProfNintendo speaking as infosec, I'm modeling the controller(s) and the player as the same entity, external to the game's control sphere.","@marginoferror @anders_ didn't play station controllers already have a non-rocker?","@ffee_machine on the documentation page there's an edit May 5th acknowledging an improvement that removes a bsnes quirk dependency.","@ffee_machine oh, that looks like it's before the second submission which inproved hardware-faithfulness of the run.","@anders_ I feel like there surely was but I can't think of anything specific","@ffee_machine the super mario one, at least, has been proven on real hardware","@KishSoup thanks. I could have sworn I had it hyperlinked on that page already.","@kenjimurasame @mcclure111 of course, some people would say that the fact that it's entertaining is \"close enough\" to being a \"game\" proper.","@ayaz_khan my near-sightedness became prominent several years before that","@KishSoup ... do I really not have this one hyperlinked in already? D:","@kenjimurasame @mcclure111 the closest it can come to being a game is versions which let you add or remove cells magically on the fly","@kenjimurasame @mcclure111 it's a cellular automata ruleset. A simulation. It processes without input and has no goal.","@DrPizza @ageis (the starbucks threat would be the thing that makes the ssl *mostly* a wash but not a *total* wash.)","@DrPizza @ageis they clearly hate making all these individual paperwork requests, which is why they were reading the wire to begin with.","@DrPizza @ageis which means that adding SSL, nominally to protect against wire-readers, was mostly a wash.","@DrPizza @ageis the FBI was reading off the wire and complained MS broke it, MS accommodated, one assumes to restore a similar capacity","@DrPizza @ageis it is however intended to hide your communications from FBI. The subversion is a policy one to make the technical one weak","@DrPizza @ageis yes, “we” did. “We” have a responsibility to be articulate about this to, well, everyone else.","@DrPizza @ageis think through the implication — if adding SSL broke the FBI’s collection process, they were just reading the wire directly","@ErrataRob @kylemaxwell it doesn’t say they were running backbones in 1985, just that they were a corporate partner in 1985","@kylemaxwell I mean I cannot think of their names, I’m not in networking","@kylemaxwell yeah, but it turns out the only name I could think off the top of my head was Akamai and they’re innocent of this one",".@ageis @hackerfantastic … the implication being that previously stuff was just being pulled off the wire by the FBI.","@d347hkn3ll hm…","@0penSS it’s just called indent, it ships with most Linux or is in the package repo","@DrPizza which to me implies their boss made them do it and they were like u wot m8","@DrPizza I read it before, and it seems like the police were acutely aware they were overstepping bounds and not sure what to do about that","@el_d33 I’d be more worried of @natashenka :)","@pa28 this is a classic case of what Raymond Chen would describe as having the wrong problem and asking the wrong question.","@0xdeadbabe no I needed glasses before that after I had to use a 60hz CRT for several years","@needshortername @kwaioMax ... 😐","@ZachWeiner you spelled it both singular and plural in the same strip -- some kind of ploy to get the theologically learned to implode","@thezeist @glyph I'll probably do that when I replace this macbook in a few months, it's already a pile of hacks on hacks","@m1sp … D:","@samuelpepys I feel educated for knowing what an ordinary is in this context","@neoemonk I’m not though. I mean, bad things have happened, but the overall course of my adult life is pretty ideal","@rantyben please don't die.","@opsec_ebooks @voodooKobra I...\n\nI can't even tell if this is the bot talking or not.","@marsroverdriver ja zeker.","@zhuowei @m1sp ... hmm.","@rantyben sir I feel subtweeted","@m1sp Hayr and Aramaz, when he got to their conversation about Never Getting Married in the lodge.","@m1sp @zhuowei @Talen_Lee good morning, Jai’den val’Mis’py","@Talen_Lee @zhuowei in the next chapter, boys slap slap kiss.","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee Kiel’ndia vel’Vloz’ress, present","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee … I hope *I* haven’t >.>","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee I call this the Drowtales Curse","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee oddly my own eyes missed those…","@m1sp DH is finally reading book 1. “You can tell they’re brothers because they just start bro-ing out first chance they get”","@sjalexander I don’t *want* to waste my good rolls.","@washiiko <.<\n\n>.>\n\nAll in favor of shipping it ✋","@ghostqueer and then reject me. I figure it’s my teeth. 😁","@ghostqueer Cambridge is where the guy I fell deep in instacrush with lives. And the other one. And the other one. There are more waiting","@neoemonk that’s impressive in the worst sort of way","@neoemonk I personally am almost fine, though I suppose it serves as a comment on failed parent relationships in general.","@semibogan I think every memory I have of the past decade is them exchanging children from driveway to porch","@zephyrfalcon don’t forget pink, pink is available","@wookiee … \n\n… \n\n… \n\nsee if you ever see any again!","@jhavard …","@sergeybratus @VolokhConspirac Cheers were raised. 🍻","@jhavard 404… not sure why I expected 200 OK.","@_wirepair o_O why would they do that…","Let me tell you, a SUSPICIOUSLY HIGH number of my childhood memories of New Hampshire involve buildings exploding // @_wirepair","@_wirepair w h a t","@_wirepair what","@winocm @comex @m1sp I assume it’s yet another creepy sexual overtones “heroine and loser guy” anime","@DarthNull gwhois chokes on my new site, but actually suggests to file a bug report if it's wrong about it not being whoisable.","@DarthNull it's not just browser bars, it's basically anything that parses URLs anywhere is at serious risk of being \"helpful.\"","@DarthNull \"ERROR: fully qualified domain names only.\" And this is just from this afternoon","@DarthNull \"that's not a website! Let me search that word.with.dots for you. Nope won't try to resolve it, clearly a search term\"","@DarthNull \"You typed gobblegook into this box that expected a domain name! No, I won't try resolving it, you're clearly wrong\"","@zauspar and I'm just hemorrhaging anecdotes","@hachidorii same. Though since my site doesn’t resolve yet I was hoping it was trying first, failing, and falling back on search","@ExoGato you have to figure out what you want, check the rules, and be prepared for crushing disappointment","@ExoGato most national TLDs have rules that you need to be a citizen or you need a business interest in the country","@eevee I’m pretty sure a third of the switches I know are technically deprecated","@zauspar hmm… I met the guy who wrote one of those books… he seemed nice but I never read it :p","@ExoGato ah, I didn’t even know that rule was changing at all","@tangenteroja @DitmarWendt didn’t anyone warn you about Women In Tech","@SaulKewl @Shufflejoy as a defector to Massachusetts: lol","@FioraAeterna IDK that mode of failure is still pretty embarrassing for a life safety system","@gsuberland are you sure the slow speed isn’t just a zoning ordinance?","@gsuberland are you sure the slow speed isn’t just a zoning ordinance?","@futarist if you mean my prompt, that's just ordinary Unicode and not the power line thing. It's very font-sensitive though","@Xaosopher hmm, I might know someone actually, dunno if they're taking this sort of work right now, I'll check","@elad3 I don't think I know *anyone* who seriously believes in Year of Linux on the Desktop anymore.","@elad3 #NotAllMen","@Xaosopher thanks but I won't professionally.","@invalidname @DitmarWendt yeah I might have accidentally someone's funny computer","@glyph @neverpanic LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.","@neverpanic @glyph a long time ago, but apparently my installation bitrotted. Meh, it worked, and this will never come back to bite me!","@gotyaoi well we all know who owns that one and I must say I don't think @eevee would dare make an enemy as formidable as me.","@glyph package \"gmp\" in macports. Which at some point in the past built without this happening","@glyph I'm just saying, that's how we got into this unhappy situation.","@glyph don't ship build scripts with hardcoded paths to utilities that don't ship with the OS","@Trif4 @hinanawi_chan ohh relevant detail. (Should have thought to try that...)","@hinanawi_chan repro'd from two different computers with two different OS's... broken pipe, handshake failed","@hinanawi_chan already tried that, I was refused","@m1sp @hinanawi_chan @lunavis it’s not connecting… special port ?","@m1sp @hinanawi_chan which??","@SwedishForSize @rekzai “home” is something like four keystrokes on an Air keyboard though :p but mentally easier overall for me.","@GarethLewin I think my country needs to stop designing restrooms with so little privacy and kill all birds with one stone","@GarethLewin on principle I have to agree, in practice I’m already phobic enough of public restrooms without worrying about my threat model",".@greerga I did go into a boys’ restroom once, to beat up a kid who kept pulling my hair and stuff. He didn’t dare tell on me. :p","@greerga heheh, I never thought to ask him. But I got the impression it was a “standard” American multi-stall restroom","@greerga one might infer I never went in to check.","@Korozjin 60s or 70s, I think. The 100-year-old building across the way had symmetrical restrooms (but no gender neutral option)","@filcab because the problem was a hardcoded path in a script","@OaklandElle @Talen_Lee @Shufflejoy sure, I don’t mean we can’t, and my school def wasn’t equipped to be accommodating in certain respects","@Shufflejoy where can I buy this","@Talen_Lee @Shufflejoy @OaklandElle and on touring day, EVERY woman that went in there stopped dead with “???”","@Talen_Lee @Shufflejoy @OaklandElle there was a dorm in my school where they genderflipped a floor from m to f but left the restrooms","@grp oh, I forgot I magnified it a little for the screenshot, so it's above 10pt","@grp Andale Monaco 10pt. I might have the antialiasing cutoff higher than the default",".@FioraAeterna You think , \"okay, I know I got this wrong before, which means it must not be my first instinct, which means-\"","@ghostqueer \\o/","@DrPizza dude, creepy pre-murder tweets","@zhuowei @m1sp it’s fine, I pretty clearly opted out of trying.","@raudelmil @Kufat @Joshua_Brindle yeah I get the feeling there's a fundamental disconnect here in how different people think normally","@hinanawi_chan weirdly fake-looking isn’t he","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee I don’t think that would help, there’s no reason they wouldn’t have that server side",".@Kufat I've repeatedly asked for clarification of her definition but she seems to find the word axiomic","@redsoxunixgeek … maybe? It’d depend on the show I guess…","@JZdziarski thank you, I have living with it for a few years and I doubt it’s going away, but, it will not kill me, just make life harder.","@B31tf4c3 @kennwhite I really genuinely appreciate being in the consideration but I’m keeping travel to a minimum for health reasons :(","@B31tf4c3 @kennwhite ah, okay, but if your venue is outside of New England then I probably can’t make it :(","@B31tf4c3 I’m uh, a bit apprehensive about DMs from strangers with no established topic, it’s often a pretty shady request.","@B31tf4c3 … 64 bytes from ab.ad.1d.ea?","@aspects_ebooks perfect","@m1sp @Talen_Lee she really believes in herself. It’s the secret to serial deicide","@briankrebs well uh, congrats on your newfound peace and quiet","@alt_kyasarin @alt_m1sp oh… I have that problem too.","@m1sp your eternal soul is 32-bit?! Mispy we’re going to different heavens !!! D:","@aspects_ebooks … 😂","@m1sp it doesn’t have to be an internet e-mail account ~","@egyp7 oh, *I’m* straight-married, but I ooze teh queer. Baby bro just seems to have somehow not caught any.","@zhuowei @m1sp Izmirlian of Antaram (or of Tokhar, depending who you ask) and Constans Veraldo","@fivetanley @ThePokeBot it’s completely automated, attempting to beat the world record.","@ejknapp would you like my list of grievances? Suggestion #1: never use children as a bargaining chip for revenge",".@_Snape_ as an author, guilty as charged, but I’m an equal opportunity parent murderer","@Chispshot @ThePokeBot someone just pointed out its choice of where it got stuck is very holiday appropriate","@Jennimason0990 @Talen_Lee sadness, on my part","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee is that… a tiny misfortune glyph","@Jennimason0990 @Talen_Lee generically ******","@Jennimason0990 @Talen_Lee and every time I’ve dabbled in a more feminine appearance, it’s ended in literal tears.","@Jennimason0990 @Talen_Lee … I dress pretty uhh, genetically male. :(","@Talen_Lee I’m not… maybe I’m just not cute after all :(","@Talen_Lee the inability of the average American teen to read in that context probably contributed to the seemingly implausible popularity","@filcab @hinanawi_chan *sobs quietly*","@Emi_Wisp @retrocombine @Talen_Lee MY JEALOUSY. \n\nThough bla bla spiritual suffering is what made me who I am today bla bla","@Emi_Wisp @Talen_Lee @retrocombine American Christianity is carefully studied by devout un-christians the world over.","@retrocombine @Talen_Lee @Emi_Wisp \"Quiverfull\" is a term for a certain kind of religious thing involving lots and lots of babies","@retrocombine @Talen_Lee It is, but for HER mother, not her.","@Talen_Lee I wouldn't wish that on a nice, normal girl.\n\nOh um she's apparently an... arrow in a full quiver.","@RSWestmoreland 🍪","@lukew @codinghorror yes, been happening for months, and it seems the mobile browser vendors are treating it as closed wontfix","@j4cob oh, perhaps a good person to ask would be @GreatFireChina, they’re on top of, well, the great firewall","@j4cob @flipzagging and then there is a wide assortment of political parody such as @PRISM_NSA for all languages and countries","@j4cob @flipzagging glancing at my timeline, I have no idea who the Telecomix family of accounts are run by, and they actively resist govts","@pyhxr if so, a pretty lousy one","@aspects_ebooks well that would indeed be pretty remarkable","@Shufflejoy please tell me that’s her real line","@Shufflejoy @cosmothra 😨","@alt_m1sp during which I missed your twitteringness ~","@alt_m1sp you’re not a *paid* scientist, but one does not simply stop having an inquisitive and evidence-driven mindset. I hope.","@Myriachan in 10th grade I was assigned to read Emma. Read first chapter, last chapter, wrote the report, teacher none the wiser","@Myriachan while her work may have been original at the time, the genre has been beaten to death","@Myriachan nah trust me it’s not really a matter of girliness","@Catfish_Man :D","@cyclerunner when I'm interested in what I'm doing, it stays unnoticeable until it's an emergency, manifested as sickness feeling","@akopa spoilers: the thing I'm forgetting is eating","@m1sp @zhuowei I uhh, I am not willing to appropriate this sort of thing from this country in particular.","@flameeyes @TehMillhouse oh the disclosure is this year, but their dev team is apparently trapped in a vortex","@m1sp @zhuowei bit difficult to tease out that translation, but it's very definitely a patriotic ballad","@m1sp @zhuowei it's not copyright I'm concerned about, I'm pretty sure the tune is of folk provenance. It's the... cultural context.","@m1sp as I mentioned to @zhuowei I really *wish* that I could make this *canonically* Aramaz's themesong, but I can't.","@eqe I have a fruit tree outside my window. The bees *live* elsewhere, thankfully.","@m1sp idk but I’m in a good mood","@m1sp Mispy!! Dance with me ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ","@Shufflejoy what, you don’t want my actionable tips on reducing risk?!","@zhuowei but the lyrics are patriotic, so I can’t make it canonically his theme song. That’d be weirdly appropriative 😒","@bcrypt welp\n\nHello","@antumbral *sighs in mild annoyance at each reminder*\n\nNot that I expect the internet personally to accommodate me with silence","@kebesays and here we see 99 people who cut their fingers off and 1 person experimenting with modes. \n\nThat person can implement it themself","@zhuowei bahahahahahahaha","@zhuowei to further disrespect it, the aspects pronunciation is erel-hoen and not ere-lhoen, because I think that sounds neat","@AggeKA Eve? Eve is passive. Eve is weak.\n\nI am the active opponent. I. am. MALICE.","@zhuowei also, I was seeing if Google Translate had improved Armenian enough to give me a better translation of a certain song (it hasn't)","@zhuowei to answer the attendant question, that is not, in fact, all the world.","@raudelmil you got an IRL sigh","@zauspar it wasn't terribly intrusive, and it's all ready to go for the next tenant if they want it; landlord would probably okay it","@zauspar in my house they installed a modem box to the inside of the closet, and it has a wire that comes out to the nearest power plug,","@kilophoton why u do dis","@bwalter01 flowers is why they're here! landlady would probably be pretty annoyed if I tried to move the tree","@demize95 GAHH.","@ModusGolems winner!","@raudelmil I get called Megan a lot...","@Talen_Lee @duckinator @TakoArishi does interstallar selfie station export gifs???","@Talen_Lee @TakoArishi I was wondering why you first posted a screencap of what seems to be a giant pawn","@Ninjifox it will cap out at about 800 tweets, 😭😡 if you have *lists* you can switch to those to see further into the past","@zauspar we have fios; we are pretty reasonably satisfied; we hear people complain about comcast a lot.","@steffenbew @codeispoetry 👋","@Talen_Lee oh my gods I have a legit phobia of tonberries","@steffenbew @codeispoetry ohhh\n\nOhhhhh \n\nFeminism literally would not exist without feminine anger to defend and advance it, you know.","@steffenbew @codeispoetry okay, cool, dunno what that has to do with categorically masculinizing it with our language or not.","@steffenbew @codeispoetry unless we had a disconnect that the context was very specifically hacking and hypothetical hackers being male","@steffenbew @codeispoetry then I have literally no idea what you’re saying or asking me.","@steffenbew @codeispoetry found it ಠ_ಠ","@steffenbew @codeispoetry Hang on let me find my special death glare for people who ask a woman in tech why she’s a )$&@ feminist","@judsonlester no and no but I’m not going to go into it here","@eevee it sounds like a joke crypto currency","@zauspar grats!","@zauspar grats!","@JoshJ777 @ameaijou yeah, I'm not gonna speak on their behalf but I checked their state's protection classes and it doesn't look so hot","@frkbmb I’d like to think I’ve leveled up my skill in detecting these people faster after going around the sociopath block a few times","@dildog D’:","@abby_ebooks let the storm rage on","@landley ... someone not so good at picking fort spots?","@gotyaoi @m1sp Barsamin and Katarosi are 24 there, for reference… and some Stuff Has Happened in the meantime. Clearly.","@puellavulnerata this repressed identity would explain the novel I’m writing about the teenage boy with the lightning thing…","@h0pbeat well, depending on which direction this storm is coming from it could have hit me a good five minutes sooner :) so don’t feel bad~","@633nm @zauspar people like to snicker and call me southern when I say y’all, apparently unappreciative I am being concise and ungendered","@jacel @Xaosopher .NL has had a love affair with American country music for a while now. Can’t say I understand why","@m1sp I wonder how many readers would *notice* Deloram has no lines, or when they’d notice, if I omitted pointing it out.","@m1sp heh heh though Luz becomes a perfectly ordinary conventional father himself and I’m sure that will be *fine*","@m1sp hmm, same idea with the noble but occasionally baffled Single Father, the Baron and Rodomond","@zedshaw *notes display name* *checks your bio*\n\nShame, SHAME","@m1sp I just looked over the character death roster and apparently I *really* have something against fathers \n\nDon’t worry, Luzcrezo…","@tapbot_paul is the graduation cap supposed to make me feel LESS like meat might be murder?","@hinanawi_chan exploiting anxiety disorders is really ableist","@zhuowei Compliment. I hope they're not inverting all my bits :D","@jamie_gaskins I try to be.","@jamie_gaskins sometimes I dumb it down for the audience. Though \"masculine\" wouldn't have caused character crunch so perhaps I should have.","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee I have a recollection of what it feels like when the tape is caught by the mechanism and pulled in, but that's about it","@HaydnJohnson are you saying you don't use pronouns?","@Jennimason0990 @Talen_Lee school system decided to keep us all in the dark thinking that was better than us worrying our parents were dead","@Jennimason0990 @Talen_Lee relevant context may be that we were within commuting distance of the Pentagon; my dad worked across the street","@Talen_Lee @Jennimason0990 oh oh I remember! I remember the teachers actively lied to us all day to keep us from finding out","@Talen_Lee — and was starting to get really frustrated with our silence until someone said “uhh, sir, I was two”","@Talen_Lee on a related note, on the first day of class our philosophy prof asked us for our memories of the day the Berlin Wall fell —","@food4hackers @McGrewSecurity the angel of APT passes over you.","@Talen_Lee and if I’m not attending college?","@ThePokeBot gahh I was asleeeeep","@declanm @hackerfantastic this absolutely violates his rights. All Jehovah’s Witness children already opt out of pledges in schools, for ex","@Talen_Lee ಠ_ಠ","@Talen_Lee @m1sp nooooo not the antenna wilt","@Talen_Lee it doesn’t have to be a checksum","@FioraAeterna who be this","@aspects_ebooks he really is. Break up with him, Bars","@Packetknife I also know someone in her 50s who simply does not comprehend fractions or negative numbers…","@ThePokeBot aw man missed it again","@_jdpage @shu @eevee oh sure eevee gets all the credit, just because his rant predates my blog and is more widely read and…","@renpytom @HanakoGames I think I told them, being only 24, I had never really seen a fax machine in person and didn’t know how to use one :)","@renpytom @HanakoGames the last time I was asked to fax something, 2012, they acted genuinely surprised I didn’t have a fax in my house","@jdhartley @ELLIOTTCABLE one wonders if all Nintendo downloads are served from a single 2003-model Dell in someone’s closet","@web_kunoichi birds are *literally* dinosaurs, they’re in the process of fixing the taxonomy to unambiguously reflect this","@Tomi_Tapio squee","@aredridel there’s like ten of them together in an area clearcut for power lines","@mike_913 NyQuil made me extremely ill last year and I thought something was seriously wrong until the doctor said it was the NyQuil","@Talen_Lee what species is this","@SamusAranX I think that's the same...","@longobord aren't dogwood flowers *much* bigger and distinctly leafy?","@Archaemic sorry I'm now some hundreds of yards away, the trunk is a deep reddish color and smooth, thick enough to beat someone senseless","@gsuberland @puellavulnerata I already have to take medicine just to sleep at all, but last night it randomly failed for some reason","@eevee ftr I don’t really expect them to patch it for political reasons far more than technical ones","@eevee I remember the patch taking for EV er to download, granted their servers are slow as death but I don’t think it was a few KB","@PolCPP @ashedryden exit to street","@eevee I can’t be bothered to remember Pokemon Paris’s real name apparently","@eevee they actually managed to fix the Pokemon corruption bug with saving in Paris so at least they have a working infrastructure now","Wait didn’t Tomodachi Life at one point have a BUG that enabled gay marriage and now they say patching it in is impossible @eevee","@GreenPirate_org it’s in reply to immediately receding retweet, Tweetbot helpfully discarded the metadata apparently","@elad3 @ashedryden Precisely! Except it’s everyone else who’s weird! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸","@elad3 @ashedryden if B is where the door to the street is (hillside building) then in USA it’d be B == G == 1",".@ashedryden @Tomi_Tapio “hang on, is this elevator in America or Europe?” “Not sure. Let’s cover all our bases”","@landley hooray I got proxy pity","@alt_m1sp clearly","@Talen_Lee well, a billion can be a minority in the right context, but, you know, not the context of being the religion behind western power","@Packetknife there is no shame in great age","@Packetknife disclaimer: don’t actually know how old you are but, you know, probably","@Packetknife I haven’t sworn you off, you’re safely in my collection of platonic male friends old enough to be my father.","@Mordicant I do this thing where I remember I don't really agree with someone but I don't actually remember what the dispute was","@Mordicant made me go ehhhhhh, pertaining to gender etc.","@Mordicant did I argue with him about cops? I believe you if you say I did haha. Nah it was some things he said more recently that kinda","@zauspar @Archaemic I uhh, I knew the basic premise of game of thrones before it was cool! I swear!","@zauspar yay \\o/","@WhiteMageSlave also not enough Arya pwning things!","@rajb245 not enough Arya pwning things","@geekable no, I soured on a series of tweets of his, some of which he later deleted","@geekable because of the dark chasm of opinion that separates you and me, which is filled with monsters.","@kamander @shipwreckedinla @Kufat don’t forget insisting that a singular, masculine-gendered God is the generic deity of American discourse","@marymad @puellavulnerata BE STRONG 🙏",".@admittedlyhuman “not catching fire” is the sort of *immediate* safety concern I’m thinking of","@dozykraut @nelhage 🇵🇴🇸🇮‌🇹🇮🇻🇪","@nelhage the last time I complained of this, a twitter engineer favorited it, so I’m holding on to hope","@tapbot_paul best I can think of is time bomb code that compares against a manually inserted constant","@hackerfantastic note that if you want 300 pages of COLOR then may gods have mercy on you","@hackerfantastic (they advertise for selling your printed books but you can totes just have a one-off mailed straight to you)","@hackerfantastic try lulu, my black and white 440-page book comes out to $9 + $4 shipping, they should have a British printer","@hinanawi_chan … is that process ID *supposed* to be negative?","@samuelpepys Uncle Penny Pincher?","@zhuowei @m1sp this is what kicks off Barsamin’s Exciting Deadly Adventure in Soronanin","@zhuowei @m1sp this is book-threeish as far as where the scene would go; we’ll see when we get there how she’s doing","@m1sp @zhuowei and once again, I'm glad I bothered to note down where and when I was. The most productive company meeting ever 8)","@RSWestmoreland neither really? Just kinda... chemically. Like if I was breathing in a room where cleaning stuff was used?","@zhuowei it's a scene where Katarosi discusses the history of divine madness with a Republican professor who looks like GRRM.","@zhuowei I actually do like some of them, but they just weren't working out. One of them may be salvaged for a different part though","@gsuberland :<","@m1sp @zauspar and if momma’s little baby won’t sing, momma gonna turn you into an Alk-thing","@m1sp @zauspar hush little baby, don’t say a word, or momma will feed you to the waterfall bird","@m1sp @zauspar it occurred to me the other day that if I start the adoption process that would seriously cut into writing time","@zauspar yaaaay","@zauspar @m1sp but there were six years of world building and discarded attempts before that","@zauspar @m1sp writing the manuscript of the first book took one year including a few months of writers block","@WhiteMageSlave also my social circle is the exact opposite","@WhiteMageSlave I’m here, I just often am no good at articulating responses","@m1sp \\o/ I was thinking of posting this too haha","@m1sp @zauspar I, uh,\n\nI hope I have seven more years in me at least","@ghostqueer also an outside context that may illuminate this (opposite of death of the author) is that I am deeply, DEEPLY pregnancy-phobic.","@m1sp @zauspar after looking at what was covered in book 1, I mapped it out and came up with eight total, very symmetrical","@ghostqueer oh, well, this is… addressed?… later","@zauspar eeee! Yes of course! SEVEN more! I’m working on book 2 at this very moment","@landley I think I’m nearly the only woman I know who *doesn’t*","@nikmd23 @blowdart …you know twitter pics don’t support gif right","@m1sp @antumbral @Talen_Lee I very specifically have a note that says \"Light, for the purposes of Tsovinar's powers, is a particle.\"","@m1sp @Talen_Lee Dhovakin-nar Izael. Thu'uminar.","@m1sp @Talen_Lee Shouting As Superpower","@DrPizza not me. But other people. Yes.","@FioraAeterna sounds like we’d get along","@Talen_Lee the Republicans in this story do speak GreekLatin, so “in the language of Petragon they call it…” was the best I could do","@lilshieste .... D:","@puellavulnerata *opens link* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH","@Talen_Lee no, I'd know that one, this just tastes more... generically chemically?","@homakov no I have never seen robocop so I'm going to assume you tried to install a laser gun in your arm or something","@homakov what is wrong with you though","@zauspar yay","@zhuowei @m1sp @hinanawi_chan @gotyaoi about Rosi never wearing pants","@eevee yes...? It’s just cutesier to simplify words","@eevee I always thought that was simply a matter of too many syllables","@zhuowei @hinanawi_chan @m1sp looks a little too frilly though… should do it again","@zhuowei @m1sp Varodahn len Soronanin ~","@zhuowei @m1sp it was planned, I swear :) In that in my *head* I imagined him taller than her and realized \"no, he isn't, sorry Houri\"","@frkbmb I very specifically was taught that all life is either plant or animal. As in, fungi = plant","@frkbmb the sad thing is I'm pretty sure this is real. My elementary school creation science books were generally Not Even Wrong","@hinanawi_chan @zauspar this isn’t how any yandere murder plot began ever.","@zauspar I don’t really mind either way (I would get $2.70 from an amazon sale btw)","@zauspar I’m like 80% the new version upload to amazon (with lengthened chapter 17) succeeded and stuff","@zauspar >___________>","@puellavulnerata 🔔👰👑👰🔔","@puellavulnerata I wanna be royalty, will you please royal-gay-marry me, I mean, I assume you’re not royal-married to him","@MunchlaxRegrets @m1sp :[[[","@zhuowei oh, you're a teenager? (if you told me this before I somehow dropped it from hot storage, sorry!!)","@zhuowei @McGrewSecurity pretty much just like that except I imagine she has a face (I haven't seen it in a while)","@zhuowei @m1sp well I can see by what thought process I arrived at it, Arakel is a loser but there are THREE women after him, dating sim.","@zhuowei @McGrewSecurity *dies laughing*","@zhuowei that was just something I drew on a whim once. (The scene with Ismyrn in a dress is still in but has been reworked like 6x)","@zhuowei ahh, I figured out which image you saw, I was thinking of a different one entirely!","@zhuowei also I’m surprised you knew/remembered that…",".@defendtheworld @travisgoodspeed OH GODS DAMMIT.","@aspects_ebooks well don’t be afraid to give me a head’s up or anything","@zhuowei @hinanawi_chan @gotyaoi @m1sp you don’t need to take that as a criticism ~ !","@zhuowei @gotyaoi @m1sp pantaloons, they always have something OVER them, this pants with just pants thing, that’s weird","@zhuowei @gotyaoi @m1sp also Katarosi, I’m just not a good enough artist to portray characters consistently","@TakoArishi @eevee …","@gotyaoi @m1sp Antaram is modeled with specific reference to Armenia, which is basically western but you can see other influences.","@gotyaoi @m1sp well, the characters from the Republic across the sea would dress something like that, the ones who wear dresses anyway","@MechMK1 *`\\o/`*\n\nthose are pom-poms, I don't know why I felt I needed a pom-pom emote","@gotyaoi @m1sp that one's a little too explicitly European","@gotyaoi @m1sp basically everyone in Aspects who has superpowers is a really particularly poor choice for having superpowers","@gotyaoi @m1sp hmm, oh her, yes, needs the nice dress though.","@0x00string but it doesn’t, and considering whence that widespread mental disconnect is interesting/important.","@0x00string I just mean that the arguments for not portraying a gay kiss on kiddie tv should logically apply to a straight kiss,","@0x00string in *my* opinion? It isn’t.","@winocm @DarrenPMeyer I saw it in person the other day. Before I had to avert my eyes, that is","@zhuowei but almost the entire article is about how the aggression thing is a dangerously misinformed stereotype :)",".@rachelnabors wait so the YY fish can lay eggs and – and I think I lost the thread of this comic book plot.","@kx001 outside of Nintendo’s profitability, I know I’m not alone in considering emulation a generally inferior experience","@zhuowei @m1sp \"Is your mother not regnant?\"","@kx001 of course people emulate it all the time!\n\nBut that might not be Nintendo's favorite option...","@kx001 it's not that the original is not okay, it's that they literally don't have the hardware to boot it up in their possession","@stawbewwi @m1sp .... logically consistent!\n\nPretty much *crazy*, but logically consistent!",".@zhuowei Unlock fairy, n. A clever pixie whose greatest joy is finding an unattended, unlocked computer in the office","@chriseng *cough*","@ululator my mother did this to me when I was NINETEEN. In the NETHERLANDS.","@_andy_tea oh, they’re usually — usually! — more narrow in scope than that","@zhuowei @m1sp no! No, I’m not, I promise! \n\nBut Rashk? Like he’d miss such a chance","@zhuowei @m1sp this is a spoiler, but, \n\nNot until after he’s dead","@_andy_tea ha ha ha I’m going to go cry now.","@m1sp @aspects_ebooks Rashk did it","@thegrugq ~porn~","@obstack precisely, which is cognitive dissonance, because they don’t apply it to hetero","@FioraAeterna lol I screw around with this trope so wickedly in gitt (at least I think so)","@0x00string but why was heterosexual romance ever considered child safe to begin with, that’s an interesting question :)","@bugQ “we’re not picking sides! We’re just portraying the world as one of the sides happens to wish, coincidence really”",".@wakachamo the real reason is they’re scared of alienating American *parents* of young children from their brand","@Casiusss gold silver crystal","@Tuplet and I tested, the documentation is flat out wrong about them not raising the same exceptions and they are equivalent","@Tuplet I'm quoting documentation, probably whichever documentation hyperlinked me to the overload page","@Talen_Lee I’m sure there will be SOME innovation, but they have a complete 3D Pokemon engine and a complete game overworld design","@Talen_Lee they already have a 100% complete library of animated Pokemon models for the 3DS laying around","@FioraAeterna @ValhallaSSL which comment? It’s dumping me to the top of the file","@antumbral —the answer is it grinds for 10 seconds and stack dumps with the null exception it “doesn’t throw”","@antumbral sorry not sniping at you","@antumbral why bother documenting *that*!","@antumbral so what happens when you try to redirect to a null URL o_O","@puellavulnerata @0xdeadbabe how to shorten any proof:\n\nThere exists a proof of X\nGo check it, it works \nTherefore X",".@puellavulnerata we should research how to optimize scam pricing, and sell the research for bitcoins.",".@puellavulnerata which suggests they should set a lower “price” in the first place, one they can pay to themselves, maybe someone will bite","@puellavulnerata didn’t they want like, 20? That’s probably way more than they have to begin with","@alt_m1sp well I have no idea what your “paperwork” name currently is so you’re doing something right","@ServiceComputer yes, I just hurt my foot actually.","@Talen_Lee J*stine Tunn*y (censored to avoid search bots)","@mcclure111 no idea what’s going on but I want to make a womanpage/personpage joke","@q3hardcore freenode, efnet, those sorts of things, I'm not anywhere right now that I know of :)","@q3hardcore not very often these days? when I do it's as abadidea but if you run into me check with me that I'm me","@gewt @m1sp different Republicans.","@m1sp :DDD\n\nFTR I got her last name from mangling that of the biblical book of Galatians","@jesster_king ... you can't...","@antumbral I'm pretty satisfied with it yeh. Probably depends a lot on your local average signal though","@jcran does this not scream fake to you? :)","@antumbral cost of being android, no offense.","@eevee I think Java speed is all right on a line by line basis, the problem is the incredible aptitude for line count","@onekade @puellavulnerata I need a finer definition of “confidence” here… confident in their capabilities yes…","@samuelpepys good gravy what did he do","@geekable didn’t you hear there’s an industry moratorium on that","@chriseng that actually looks really shopped…","@geekable I don't know of any closeted bi friends. So if I have any, they're so deep in the closet they're in Narnia","@admung @marginoferror it's done it for as long as I've been watching, but it's really easy to miss. It's just a wiggle by the grass.","@admung @marginoferror (a bot COULD read the random bytes, but, no-one really wants to see a bot that just reads invisible magic RAM values)","@admung @marginoferror the bot only uses Dsum Manipulation in the same way a human can. It doesn't read the random bytes.","@tobypinder bingo","@zhuowei CONSTANT VIGILANCE","@zhuowei I haven't edited the online version.","@MURITOCRACY oh, I am familiar, but at least I can follow a sensible train of thought over how they reach those feelings","@smeerp abadidea sails away in an arc",".@winocm please secure revenge on Lenovo ThinkPad E531","@puellavulnerata I'm, uh, not ready for this level of commitment","@a2 don't kill my poor innocent joke.","@Xaosopher @m1sp Dr. @thegrugq was complaining that his simulacrum was funnier than he is. But at least he gets to provide sample data!","@encthenet I am aware. But I was far from the only person who had read it.",".@Shuddertrix I confess, I just want everyone to know I’m so cultured I own a Recettear shirt","@zauspar it isn’t per se, but the “THIS batch of source code looks good” thing is as close to solved as this problem gets","@alt_m1sp 😊","@billpollock @thegrugq @winocm @0x56 eviller. 😈","@Raed667 this weird course that was mandatory for 13 years straight called “mathematics”","@alt_m1sp what is this human emotion you call optimism","@iaminigomontoya sorry @jlwfnord has a quicker draw","@chriseng inconceivable!","@Ninjifox I went *looking* for that feature in the web interface the other day and couldn’t find it","@papierhache @zauspar oh bless.","@aspects_ebooks I’m not even sure how many distinct sentences that’s from","@aspects_ebooks … 😱","@Tuplet independent of computing limitations, consider things like western mathematical notation too.","@Tuplet LTR horizontal being common began post-WWII (same era as early computing) as they became more interlinked with the west","@Xaosopher so typical of fickle kohai","@neoemonk as a hobbyist on IRC (which coincidentally is where most of the misogyny is…)","@antumbral @m1sp she’s extraordinarily difficult to kill, but she doesn’t actually know that (yet?)","@m1sp she’s evacuating the Republic before anyone else finds out she’s an artifice. Because there’s someone new to think of now :)","@Tuplet um… I think you may have cause and effect reversed :)","@FredrikSvanberg @Talen_Lee must resist OS war trolling\n\nIt’s a crown","@Talen_Lee 👑","@aspects_ebooks The question was “who dies horribly near the end and deserves it”","@Talen_Lee it’s an A/B poem btw. The second line is resplendent in the sky.","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee it’s tear the world asunder actually","@zhuowei ah, yeah, I just mean he kinda inherits Nhang as his sidekick","@aspects_ebooks oddly prescient","@zhuowei “once”?\n\nBut mine is pure asm.","@alt_kyasarin I hope this doesn’t sound trite: \n\nSeventeenishness, especially as affects an intelligent person.","@kaepora I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN. PERNICIOUS YOU SAY??","@abby_ebooks @vogon no doxing and NO giving away children","@zhuowei oh this is for Corporate. Some stranger's code.","@rantyben sure, let's swap","@rantyben my deadline's in an hour and forty five minutes, when's yours?","@angelXwind S UX for short","@zhuowei @m1sp ahh good point","@neoemonk thanks ^^; but there's just as much \"years of study\" as anything native to me","@zhuowei @antumbral @m1sp if we removed everything from Twitter that embarrassed Mispy...! :p","@zhuowei @antumbral @m1sp okay that makes the hat look like a beard and\n\nand","@zhuowei @m1sp Solornel is of no distinguished background. (Tsovinar also though technically she doesn't know for *sure*.)","@zhuowei @m1sp @TakoArishi artifices like Erasmin are very explicitly illegal in the Republic to begin with. (Sssh don't out her.)","@zhuowei @m1sp @TakoArishi you sell yourself into artificeship before you die to provide for your family. Capitalism!","@TakoArishi \\o/ I hope it is tragic enough","@m1sp @TakoArishi @zhuowei there's a guild in the Republic for Republicans, as it's highly regulated there.","@zhuowei \\o/ ding ding. I get a lot of mileage out of nephews and nieces and cousins, don't I? / @m1sp","@zhuowei @m1sp since it *is* magic there'll still be a fair amount of hand-waving you know :p unless you have a textbook on soul mechanics","@m1sp @zhuowei definitely not writing with \"in the dark of the night\" on loop no no why would you think that","@m1sp @zhuowei ah but serious I think I will show it \"for real\" in Paironiel's Arc and make it as evil-feeling as possible","@m1sp @zhuowei artificer trade secret. Need to pay your guild membership fees","@zhuowei btw did you find the Murder That's Glossed Over :p","@landley I'm *moderately* famous by twitter standards; so yeah, anyone Famous Famous just can't actually use twitter","@mralext20 @Talen_Lee FULL DISCLOSURE OR GO HOME","@_wirepair @rantyben @chriseng I FEEL LIKE I MISSED SOMETHING","@mister_borogove ah gotcha 👍","@rantyben @_wirepair I'm going to go with... yes.","@blueg3 @mister_borogove not to imply there aren't in fact people who have been putting in the work to make this Just Work","@_wirepair I woulda said hi but you were in the middle of talking to someone","@JohnRHeaton it's been sealed like that, but the headaches are always coincident with the smell of tobacco smoke.","@_wirepair btw was I hallucinating you in the office today??","@tgouverneur @sxpert1 @miaubiz I figured, from how it was all equals signs, but really that's kinda pathetic, only so many edge cases","@tgouverneur @sxpert1 @miaubiz I figured, from how it was all equals signs, but really that's kinda pathetic, only so many edge cases","@mister_borogove whether or not it \"works on one's machine\" is still pretty arbitrary and subject to surprises","@KristinPaget this looks like a more sophisticated second attempt at the Obvious Scam from last week.","@kelseyinnis oh! Apparently said @ra follows me. Hello o/","@tgouverneur @miaubiz I think it's local-only, but that doesn't excuse the fundamental code quality problem.","@_yossi_ it bothers me extremely; not *presuming* no-one will be bothered is rather the point","@samuelpepys I kind of get the feeling you’re an idiot when it comes to dealing with the women in your life","@TweetsofOld boyfriends come and go, but a good pony is a commitment",".@miaubiz repro'd, btw \n\nOpenSSL> version\nOpenSSL 1.0.1e 11 Feb 2013\n\nUhhh... hang on. brb.","@codeferret_ @demize95 did you JUST.","@ChiptunesWIN @ChiptuneFacts @PresidentHoodie this is offensive to my 6502 religion","@hackerfantastic \\o/","@chort0 aw yeah I’m tacky enough to retweet someone quoting me","@demize95 whoa whoa whoa I said it was slang, not that it was *wrong*, they're two different questions.","@demize95 I'm not sure what else you would call a spelling variant of only recent popularity which almost all grammar guides agree to avoid","@zhuowei @m1sp heheh. I suspect it has something to do with the murder of Vahagn's given the least amount of attention (easily missed!)","@aredridel no, I am not serious that you have outed me as a weird machine.\n\nOr am I...","@zhuowei @m1sp in the long run, Kapriel turns out to have the same basic personality type as his *forger* rather than his \"father.\"","@zhuowei @m1sp (he technically wasn't GoS yet when she told him that; rather, she is burdened by a desire to be honest with everyone)","@zhuowei @m1sp sociopaths are generally pretty smooth. But he's still too young to be really overtly, deliberately evil...","@aredridel @maradydd @Harbinger617 outing without consent!! outing without consent!!!!","@kherge yes good. @eevee","@zhuowei @aspects_ebooks I was actually thinking specifically of the giant glass ruby our local Ruby programmer keeps on his desk :D","@TheWAAnderson this is my moment!!! LET ME BE EVIL","@PrestonSmith__ @Hamcha @oleg_dbooks my bot has the latitude to make her own life decisions",".@Supermathie I have the power to destroy economic activity! Yay I’m finally a supervillain!","@aspects_ebooks give me a big enough ruby…","@thegrugq @m1sp another success story on your quest to obsolete humanity","@Hamcha the first one was probably its random selection, the second because you said The Word (bots)","@jurph don't you derogate or deride","@Talen_Lee um um um um um um I'm sorry!!!","@m1sp yes","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee like I said, three seconds.","@zhuowei did you google how long it takes to kill someone with electricity","@miaubiz stahp.","@zauspar it’s a cat; of COURSE it looks delighted at human misery.","@thegrugq @chriseng yes hello my bio does not have this disclaimer and I *hate* whiskey repeat, HATE whiskey","@eridius @RSnake suppose they were doing math that involves it and the height of another airplane, it could overflow pretty easily","@Talen_Lee it’s a real Armenian name, but I’d be lying if I didn’t pick it for the harsh sounds","@Talen_Lee fact: I’m secretly terrified that Game of Thrones will have readers convinced there’s a sexual undertone to Vahagn and Talassen","@hoodiespek @Talen_Lee his opinion!","@Talen_Lee *frets uselessly*","@zhuowei @mralext20 @m1sp that'd be *just like* google docs to think that obviously the period is part of the token, wouldn't it","@mralext20 @m1sp It already is\n\nNotice that the exact same word is not highlighted in the other instance","@grumpybozo given the *sheer amount* of errors I have experienced re: my address, I'm totes willing to believe the error is on state's end","@Xaosopher I don't have the wallet. The man who brought it said he'd take it to the police. Seems to have worked last time.","@jwisser lol hi","@sarahxgilbert I will try to mind if I see anything similar happen...","@sarahxgilbert it is odd, but it'd probably be extremely difficult to triangulate the problem unless it keeps happening","@zauspar caused by the sheer numbers of large white commercial vehicles","@zauspar the “best” part was when every single large white commercial vehicle was under suspicion, which was a false lead","@vogon I’d guess it’s the source map data that’s wrong.","@zauspar oh wow. I actually lived through that. As in, local gas station, local mall, cops guarding the school","@_jdpage @m1sp I suppose the traditional fiction I have read does skew disproportionately British, for being American rabble.","@m1sp @chriseng_ebooks sounds like him so far, conventions conventions conventions","@m1sp my boss is running your code now…","@DrPizza the first coverage I saw was days after it happened; the first really mainstream coverage, after I saw the protesting about silence","@savagejen the rest aren’t federally accredited.","@sarahxgilbert hmm, no, could have been a weird caching bug","@zhuowei kill me and die young, sounds about right","@zhuowei as well I *ought*","@zhuowei >.>","@Iskaros93 I prefer zero-day","@aspects_ebooks #tsovinar","@winocm oh btw plot hole. I don’t have a driver’s license","@Kytri what even.","@m1sp @gotyaoi n-n-now kiss","@Tuplet Embrace Avian Truth 🐣","@winocm you’re a shrine maiden…",".@winocm says I’m a princess 👸💾","@garblefart @Shufflejoy they have a weird implementation where they want you to be able to clear your inbox but not maintain both sides","@Shufflejoy :| !","@ghostqueer so, a good thing about Boston is that if they’re not queer-friendly, most places are at least queer-agnostic","@vaktpost @hinanawi_chan don’t let him know your shrine runs OSX…","@DrPizza push people to pray for everything they want no matter how trivial —> every good thing no matter how trivial came from prayer!","@DrPizza free training: increase your ability to load up on cognitive dissonance","@DrPizza you’re conflating specific religions with “religion,” but, yes, those specific religions promote extremely unhealthy mindsets","@m1sp @zhuowei * calls myself out on incorrect use of the subjunctive","@m1sp @zhuowei if Rashk was straight he totally woulda had a romance subplot with her","@m1sp @zhuowei it is! I went for the gothic lolita look. She’s in her late 20s I think","@m1sp @zhuowei but Melmoiran is pretty bog standard, he's just a fox, he does whatever it is tame foxes do","@m1sp @zhuowei I intend for Fiori Ostinatto to have a pet artifice, the species of which I have not settled on yet","@zhuowei @m1sp the birds, the fox, etc, are intelligent relative to normal animals but they don't really have a higher sense of self","@m1sp @zhuowei I suppose the number of talking artifices as characters kinda glosses over the fact that the average artifice is Pretty Dumb","@zhuowei @m1sp well they're certainly not MEANT to... he might have done too good a job on his last great experiment.","@MalwareJake @chriseng no, no, they did.","@m1sp @zauspar I… I am??\n\n#GreekLinguisticsJokes","@FioraAeterna @m1sp well since we're secretly the same person, we're at a combined total of 15473 which is almost 16384","@bcrypt my brain actually took that sign at first glance to be in English, French, Spanish or something","@webbedspace take a look at what a sweetheart Mispy is… and what an angry murderhacker I am :]","@aspects_ebooks YES.","@m1sp I just had a dream I was a MTF trans elf.","Just to clear up any remaining confusion: @m1sp and I are definitely, absolutely NOT the same person.","@m1sp I know right? “Someone” was nudging me to produce a standalone short story set in Aspects","@m1sp @Trif4 *yawn* g’morrrrrn—","@m1sp @zhuowei of course it ends with Shanlar being murdered by his own most favorite creation","@m1sp @zhuowei that vague yet nagging sense that something Big concerning this is just beyond his sight, and so he waits","@m1sp @zhuowei as for Rashk’s exact reaction, he tries to play it off like he doesn’t even care — but he is restrained from murder by —","@zhuowei @m1sp aww poor Salazeel isn’t taken for his gender unless he goes bare-chested\n\nAspect of Place.","@m1sp there’d be a span of years between poor Pairo dying and Varodahn being forged though","@m1sp well in rits ch4 he says she is long dead so I’m pretty sure Shanlar straight up sent him a letter","@m1sp @antumbral it might just be as Pairo, but, I probably would have called her “Rashk’s sister”","@m1sp @antumbral HAHA I DIDN’T TELL YOU??",".@dakami macro virus?? plz. Was written by a fan.","@Myriachan send me enough deets to repro. Forget it ever happened.","@aspects_ebooks Helian is definitely not an angel","@jduck 🎉👶🎉","@zauspar glory in the tsundere, tear the world a-tsundere, my hit books","@eevee I don’t know any of these words. Am I a bad programmer ??","@longlongjump @Hest_ebooks :[","@FioraAeterna ding ding.","@puellavulnerata but I realize that may be a big… ask :]","@puellavulnerata if you’re willing to believe Apple first party software is never malware, then using Safari has a very solid trust chain","@puellavulnerata I have such a means, but I suspect you wouldn’t be caught dead using an iPad","@geekable someone linked me this before, but I find it garrulous even by my standards","@frkbmb we live in different filter bubbles. Where I come from, “rabid free speech” is a Conservative thing and the Liberals want to censor","@ELLIOTTCABLE but “offensive jokes” are generally offensive because they maltreat something that *is* scary in the real world.","@ELLIOTTCABLE the particular context doesn’t really matter. I just can’t see engaging in criticism of taste as particularly frightening.","@ELLIOTTCABLE people complaining about the taste of other people does not rank highly on “scary” for me\n\nGetting raped on the other hand…","@DelilahSDawson @Xaosopher and relates it back to the original fairy tale with the mirror that only reflects ugliness","@DelilahSDawson @Xaosopher there’s an interesting post on tumblr about how he uses personality mirroring as a tactic","@antumbral @m1sp haha zomg you have no idea","@antumbral @m1sp haha zomg you have no idea","@antumbral @m1sp (I *promise* I do not kill this one off at age six! PROMISE!)","@antumbral @m1sp Good. That will make it hurt more","@antumbral @m1sp (I kinda messed up in pen, her name is Paironiel)","@antumbral @m1sp heheh, this portrays pretty much *immediately* before he ragequits society's expectations. The lil one is his sister.","@AggeKA @bakkegaard aww shucks well now I better go find a bug to complain about","@Jon889 @michaeljhudson sweet innocent, do not trouble yourself. It’s just beads. Ssh.","@gotyaoi @m1sp funny enough for most characters I know where I got the idea for their name but I’m drawing a total blank on him","@m1sp Dzovin-nar. Tsovinar? Tsubinaaru. She’d lose her mind","@_larry0 🎉","@m1sp have I ever mentioned that I want Aspects to be an anime just because I think the slaughtered pronunciations would be cute","@uroboro845 @m1sp also I was referring to the kind where you have the original comic in .jp and the .en is a metadata layer managed by app","@zhuowei @m1sp @uroboro845 ahh Vegeta in a scientific paper","@uroboro845 @m1sp especially in manga they can literally be part of the artwork itself","@uroboro845 @m1sp even if you do the text boxes are not necessarily some sort of unique queryable structure","@m1sp @uroboro845 with such a setup you would be able to get the stats for several hundred unique pages fairly quickly","@m1sp @uroboro845 I’m pretty sure distributors of digital comics with translations just have someone manually clickdrag bounding boxes","@Shufflejoy not that I’m recommending this, but I’ve known multiple pairs of young people who solved this by getting married","@DarrenPMeyer iOS and OSX have some protocol for detecting this automatically, but I’m pretty sure that only works “in the family”","@mhorsfall \\o/ haha I don’t have a proof copy of the revised upload, hope it doesn’t come out as 441 pages of solid black or something ;)","@m1sp of course ONCE that was over with I went from poverty to upper middle class in a matter of months but the upfront barrier is very real","@ClausHoumann @SwiftOnSecurity I’m taking this as a confession","@m1sp “moving to an area of higher employment” cost me several thousand dollars up front. My father paid for most of it.","@SwiftOnSecurity this stuff about JP Morgan is valid and interesting tho. I assume you have a “real” account somewhere","@SwiftOnSecurity you make some good standalone tweets but they don’t really fit the parody theme of the account and it’s jarring","@comex it wasn’t intended to, I threw adjectives together as they occurred to me","@DrPizza there definitely are native-born Americans with two middle names. America definitely doesn’t know what to do about them either.","@jalevijo infosec is the b e s t and definitely not driving me to an early grave of stress","@matt_merkle I defer your question to @focalintent","@grp ... it's not terribly helpful that it completely omits the header showing that's a reader-submitted question","@m1sp I spent all the healing points on reincarnation, and it's too expensive a buff to cast on every character.",".@kherge I don't see any way for the 1.6 million number to be right, it should be more like 14k. No idea if mail.app or Exchange is at fault","@Tzeejay checking my mail...?","@ELLIOTTCABLE @Kufat Exchange. Have you seen the Exchange webmail. For a nontrivial number of mails it's pretty terrible.","@ELLIOTTCABLE @Kufat mail dot app","@alt_m1sp she was born with freckles, but that's probably how my red spots form\n\nThis gives me an idea","@alt_m1sp worse I’m secretly Clarion. My cute freckles are actually just burst capillaries","@alt_m1sp I assume for unrelated reasons…","@alt_m1sp I need to get an alt account just so I can tweet things like ugh cismen don’t even know my struggle #bloodeverywhere","@ELLIOTTCABLE look, that’s not TECHNICALLY an incorrect use of “erection,” but…","@joshuajuran lawyering the meaning of free as an adjective is a major pet peeve of mine","@alt_m1sp *somewhat*?","@MechMK1 the license for that software was no modifications allowed, looking at algorithms only","@d6 the internet-enabled class, to be sure, but the first few pairs that come to mind are not particularly so by first world standards afaik","@DisneyRicky I suspect it was a token invalidated by restoring backup to new device and it got terminally confused; other google apps worked","@Packetknife @ErrataRob you can’t buy bulk abadidea without a license.","@DisneyRicky and then… stare at the welcome screen forever? That’s the login window. 😕\n\nComplete reinstall fixed it.","@m1sp_ebooks DON’T DO IT","@aspects_ebooks now THAT would never happen","@gepeto42 good excuse!","@zhuowei @halcy my eyes are interpreting it inverted… like a worm reaching out towards the screen","@mikesacco @trap0xf I’d be more worried they might be in a sacrificial cult. They’re all wearing the same outfit.","@aspects_ebooks snerk","@mykola I was so psyched for my Baldur’s Gate character to turn into a zombie","@WhiteMageSlave windows control panel —> add and remove programs","@Myriachan this is actually my mother’s ring, long story…","@savagejen on the other hand, perhaps they’ve only seen me standing next to Chewie, and he’s a pretty repulsive aura all his own","@coneslayer at least your spouse didn’t give you an amulet of strangulation as soon as they became your beneficiary","@Myriachan it was baldur’s gate and I thought it would turn me into a zombie","@savagejen oh, I’m apparently not the right kind of attractive to attract a real PUA, the kind with a greater than 0% success rate anyway","@vaurora got my magical token of Turn Dudebro +5: 💍 \n\nIt’s pretty much the only boundary they can mentally process","@Ninjifox where do you source your hardware? I’d like a referral","@Talen_Lee @Shufflejoy we voted for her! At least we did if she was up for reelection last time, I can’t remember anymore.","@brozier I don’t mean he suddenly developed racism, I mean he suddenly introduced it to the controversy out of nowhere, wham :)","@mralext20 I use rows of diamonds as the scene delimiter. They’re definitely very non-colored in the text :)","@SamusAranX after update, I assume? Thanks, figured it had to be somewhere","@matthewmspace 7.0.4","@0ut51d3 CCC? Wrong continent I'm afraid :)","@JackLScanlan don't act like I never engage with your brand","\"You can't use a white iPad after Labor Day!\" - @codeferret_","@thegrugq @rantyben oh, so you did play it? 😇","@zhuowei until June, I think I said. It’s almost May, close enough. And I’m giving one up! #rationalize","@chronic well, I have seen skiddies join stolen amazon instances to pools, despite it being “infeasible”","@chronic I don’t think that’s inherently true, as when it’s someone else’s stolen CPU, and you join them to a mining pool…","@TheTweetOfGod @hemantmehta this is true, but in my defense, they’re not the ones who dominate the discourse of any community I belong to","@ckindel @DrPizza they just move traditional google functionality into G+ and count that as usage","@ZJemptv @Shufflejoy well, mother did say that university made me this way","@Packetknife military time, or very slow troubleshooting of centuries past?","@CommonGayTweets @eevee what? I totally joined the gay conspiracy at bisexual rank after being given a pamphlet with *really* good design","@zauspar I believe anyone you directly work for, it’s expected they will occasionally get calls about former employees as a matter of course","@JackLScanlan are they even aware of the “slippery slope fallacy”","@dridus starred, thanks","@Tuplet by suddenly I mean this was suddenly thrown into a completely unrelated controversy for seemingly no reason than to be an idiot :)","@Shufflejoy as far as people I actually talk to goes, pretty much same","@joernchen but I guess, as long as you make it clear I was complaining about PHP :p","@joernchen aww, Ruby's child-safe scissors labeled as soft foam :p","@bmenrigh by the time I see these threads someone has always linked that and someone has always replied “yes but”","@dakami my opinion on this matter is: PHP is a knife labeled as child-safe scissors. C is a rifle with bayonet labeled as a knife :)","@ErrataRob @tqbf @dakami please forgive me Mr. Kaminsky but I had a stylus in my hand","@hinanawi_chan what everyone else said","@thegrugq @chriseng an engineer claimed they could only repro it in the cracked version","@landley I didn’t want to name them and start pointless drama about the hows and whys, it’s one of the AdjectiveSSLs.","@CyborgCode the scene described above is all I remember about the movie aside from an offhand remark about the radio's vacuum tubes","@thegrugq between \"I should get to use this land for free\" and \"they should go back to slavery,\" detecting the slightest tint of privilege","@comex wisdom would be to put two and two together and not ever give them a patch, but I think it’s yucky in the first place.","@comex The instance that prompted my remark doesn’t seem to have any policy in place, just a “submit pull requests here” sign.","@zauspar @alt_m1sp and how basically it was just an infinite “but he’s socially disabled! Look, it won’t happen again..,”","@zauspar @alt_m1sp dunno if you followed me last time I told the story of my stalker who was racking up complaints from girls at my school","@docsmooth @wwahammy I don’t think “pay your way out of GPL” is “open core” to begin with and I don’t really know anyway 😕","@docsmooth @wwahammy well, yes.\n\nMy complaint is that it’s ethically dubious to even ask.","@docsmooth @wwahammy by riding on the back of open source charitable spirit but directly profiting off the result","@docsmooth @wwahammy but if they welcome contributions to their code that they then *sell*, they’re exploiting free labor","@keytothefields us hoping that everyone would see they’re being exploited does not excuse “feel free to sign up for exploitation” IMO","@docsmooth @wwahammy but it’s made by a company that subsists on commercially licensing it as non-GPL.","@docsmooth @wwahammy in the thing that prompted my remark, 100% of everything needed to use it is available under GPL","@aspects_ebooks that’s a good one","@blazingcrimson where I lived, said heavily armed and easily irritated locals mostly just shot each other over disputes about fences","@blazingcrimson encountering random heavily armed and easily irritated locals is kinda bog standard in most of rural America","@blazingcrimson while I’m not a fan of such things, the people attending his rallies with giant guns would probably be an answer","@blazingcrimson I’m not saying “just sell some land to him” wouldn’t be a reasonable solution, it’s more the whole faux libertarian aura","@blazingcrimson do they not get licenses of some sort…?","@blazingcrimson I am also aware of disputes in forested public land over who gets to pick mushrooms and how much and for what fee","@zhuowei just wait until we drag Rashk's mysteriously unseen little sister into the plot","@zhuowei this is what got him in front of High Judge Melmoiran in the first place, and it was all downhill from there","@zhuowei the implication is indeed murder","@zhuowei according to my notes, which sometimes I have to change, a boy from Rashk's school who bullied his little sister.","@zhuowei Ziazan manages to threaten a girl with getting Keromeir to eat her before the end of book 2 chapter 2...","@zhuowei yes actually. Remarkably hard to kill Rashk's monsters.","@GivMeUrIndieLit Hmm. I would like to Give You My Indie Lit, but it goes a little over the 100,000 limit (115k). But it's queer. Is that ok?","@ProfNintendo the bits I've heard so far tuning into TPP all sound so... whiney.","@blazingcrimson and not like, once, but like, for twenty straight years. I don't *think* I am mistaken in this details.","@blazingcrimson I have. Govt tried to take his cows. I can see why he'd be upset. But... he wouldn't pay to use land that wasn't his.","@0wasp yeaaaah I'm not sure what exactly these folk think they're taking America back *from*.","@Talen_Lee @Jennimason0990 that does not contradict my assertion that he's dumb","@Talen_Lee @Jennimason0990 by Suddenly Racist I mean he suddenly threw that into the mix of an unrelated issue for no reason, because dumb","@acfrazier ... answer the one sent to Administrator ...","@Kufat @m1sp Gahh. Just found out it wasn't rendering the sparkle in chrome. So nix that idea.","@Kufat @m1sp granted, I have no idea why sparkle is apparently basic multilingual.","@Kufat @m1sp sorry. Not basic multilingual.","@aspects_ebooks huh. You’ve constructed a semantically correct section header that never happened. Good job.","@arstechnica @thepacketrat “golobal” is a cute typo, you should keep it :)","@anttitikkanen @mikko oh, let me tell you how much I want to be a “cyber engineer”","@m1sp @aspects_ebooks well, *they* would have still seen *him*","@m1sp :3","@Saraw0 … whoosh.","@Myriachan there are one time pad encryptions you can easily do by hand, but they’re not convenient for real world communications","@thorsheim @jimfenton @rmhrisk oh, an IBM employee assured me that documentation was for a “mid-sized” IBM offering, not a mainframe ;)","@eevee I’ll just be sitting here waiting for your tweets of repentance in July ☀️","@eevee check your weather privilege","@vogon ¯\\(º_o)/¯","@weetabix_su the joke!","@Talen_Lee @m1sp I had < 300 for a very long time you know.","@m1sp well one of them is apparently swimming in 8/7 water so I wouldn’t assume things are going well","@m1sp Bag. Mug. Rope.","@LeafStorm your cache is stale. Twitter had a bug with the D showing as China and they fixed it yesterday-ish.","@winocm if @miaubiz operates this account\n\nand @miaubiz is run by @snare's mom... ...","@zauspar Japan. \n\nThey really are still in the 90s in that respect.","@ghostqueer of the last three people I knew who came out, two sets of parents took it well and one set kinda has their hands over their ears","@CreepyRepRogers go home politician, you're drunk","@m1sp @Talen_Lee @hinanawi_chan I... I AM A REAL COMPOSER ;O;","@zhuowei not that I have pre-existing. I consider italics and stuff a mandatory part of the text","@thegrugq @rantyben @kyhwana why would you POST that? I don't want to see poor hamsters being eaten by lizards!!!!","@kyhwana @rantyben @thegrugq doesn't matter! it's pronunciation based!\n\nUnless you're some freak who says sssssssl like a snake 8[","@thegrugq oh my gods I said \"the stuff\" instead of \"it\" specifically so no-one could grammar lawyer","Because everything I write gets grabbed by my datahound friends and turned into a hellish deranged artificial intelligence: @aspects_ebooks","@zhuowei I'm pretty sure @Talen_Lee is right and I'm just bad at this","@zhuowei wait... ... ... \n\n... ... ... is there a reason I don't follow *you*???","@emt930st @winocm let me have my fundamentally misguided western fan theories. ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡","@blueg3 the kind you get from \"make alias\", yeah. While I haven't checked I figured they were softlinks underneath...","@chmod007 nope","@psobot the other day I couldn’t remember the names of anyone involved in the Github thing. Googled “github drama.” Felt guilty it worked.","@zhuowei @m1sp @aspects_ebooks oh wait that’s your bot…","@zhuowei @m1sp well one of those is taken :( but I prefer the sound of aspects eBooks. Glor-eBooks?","@rantyben 😫","@rantyben for your information, I know because I engage with feminist literary criticism","@zhuowei @m1sp \\o/\n\nI like the “I sent her away, and if you find the way…” one","@brightsuzaku @Raydere it’s supposed to be crossed Japanese flags. Sounds like you might have a font which steals slots from uncommon emoji","@dakami @savagejen I’ve got a stake on Bellatrix.","@dakami I know of a toddler named Ada. And you know how toddlers never run out of steam… @savagejen","@eevee perhaps it’s the disembodied tongue…","@eevee oh, am I 😇 I would never keep track of how much I am winning at twitter 😏","@eevee sometimes I write a tweet and I have in mind exactly who is going to retweet it","@stevetendo @NaNoWriMo keep on trucking 🚚📝","@zhuowei @parrotgeek1 @thegrugq @winocm the grugq only thinks of a new memetic joke once every six months or so.","@eevee I see a W sitting on a sideways 3, in a box","@Myriachan it’s a URL (well, the path component thereof). Ever see a URL longer than… about 220 characters?","@bwalter01 “my” sample? Harrumph!\n\nIt’s surely meant to be the simplest HTTP client worthy of the name, I just would like bounds checking","@zhuowei I’m afraid no amount of coffee can save him now.","@zhuowei it heavily depends on who/what follows you","@letoams but if you’ve ever used, say, strtok, and thought it was a bit magic…","@letoams it causes persistence across invocations. You don’t see it much anymore because it’s fundamentally thread-unsafe","@letoams local static is a thing","@gsuberland @comex no no I meant *my* code\n\nNot the stuff in the screenshot","@Shufflejoy is that where all those kids on xbox live go?","@comex it’s currently documented as “a kit for doing SSL wrong” so if it does SSL right, that’s a bug :)","@comex it’s currently documented as “a kit for doing SSL wrong” so if it does SSL right, that’s a bug :)","@reschly :[","@miuaf does this imply that 100% of Haskell users are using the wrong language…?\n\n*ducks*","@expir3dcow @zhuowei thank you ^_^","@gewt it’s a known problem. 💐☕️🏄☕️🎃☕️🎄☕️","@ErrataRob I assume you don’t mind if I reference it while working on my own educational experience","@SunTsu to quote my first grade teacher, “it’s not like you can wear computers around your neck.”\n\nBut good handwriting is its own reward 😎","@geekable looks like some site is having a bad day…","@thegrugq 😑","@ibogost @antumbral “How can we solve America’s school shooting crisis?”\n\n“Make it unambiguously legal to bring guns into a school” 🇺🇸","@DrewFitz Wacom bamboo app for iPad (with generic stylus)","@DynamicWebPaige I am not inclined to trust people who are trying really hard to look “respectable.”","@Tzeejay work stuff. Long and uninteresting story.","@Tzeejay who said anything about phones? This is at work…","@warty9 not to be a spoil sport, but… I find it unlikely both sides of this conversation would spell compliant wrong","@rfc1459 @Jennimason0990 ahh, but the difference is,\n\nI won’t go to the foundational pillars of the internet and say “here, deploy this” :)","@katzmandu hahaha sure they do :) there’s always SOMETHING wrong, whether it’s indentation problems or line wrap problems or…","@ghostqueer pretty sure they don’t necessarily tell you why if you’re rejected","@JoshuaL @FakeUnicode this is baffling me, on Chrome/OSX I don't see the flag but on Chrome/OSX someone else does !","@matthew_d_green @tqbf but surely now that Dual EC is cancelled it’s all rainbows to omit it in any case, right? 🌈","@matthew_d_green @tqbf I was under the impression it would be required if you wanted to advertise you had *full* support.","@codemastermm they’re all automatically moved to trash but I have to manually empty it ~","@codemastermm there’s this system that sends me email every time it does something and I was told I’d be removed but I never was 😓","@Talen_Lee \\o/ glory",".@marginoferror my stupid cutesy emoji tweets shall flush out ALL the client render errors! 🆒","@MaruZenunim but I think “Symbola” would be the font you’re looking for as I think you’re on Linux?","@MaruZenunim if you look at Web Twitter it will substitute in images if you don’t have the font. They’re standard emoji","@FakeUnicode @SamusAranX doesn't seem to fix it. It is a mystery 👻","@FakeUnicode @SamusAranX (\"select all\" seems to be a no-op for me)","@FakeUnicode @SamusAranX that tweet would have had more text after it, saying that the pop-out one works for me, but more textbox weirdness","@FakeUnicode @SamusAranX 🇬🇱🇴🇷🇾","@Eldritchreality with this amount of ironic drama? yeah probs.","@SamusAranX @FakeUnicode weird because it's happening no matter what I enter (and I refreshed to be sure it wasn't some residual breakage)","@FakeUnicode cmd-a fails to select all of it, triple click fails to select all of it","@Taiki__San ... can't reproduce? .... \n\nThe 'D' was being China for everyone before, but reckoned we had that sorted out","@FakeUnicode I worked around by using the dev console to copy the HTML of the entire element","@FakeUnicode maybe a button to copy the whole contents of the textbox to clipboard would help?","@SHREK_FLEX not to go off on you but EVERY time I mention a bug on ANY platform, Windows Linux OSX, SOMEONE tells me to just stop using it.","@SHREK_FLEX right, because every single OS has exactly ZERO bugs in ALL software. It's only OSX that has ever had a bug ever in anything.","@SHREK_FLEX @FakeUnicode do I need to dig out that tweet about how this is the most annoying and least helpful reply in the world? :\\","@FakeUnicode on Chrome/OSX I am having this problem where I can't select the entire text in the output box. Last few letters get truncated","@landley 🇳🇴🇵🇪❗","@Shufflejoy @Talen_Lee … yes.","@Talen_Lee I wonder if it says anything that I portrayed myself as cleric…","@pchengi if you know what you’re looking for I might be able to find it XD","@darkuncle @USSJoin and an entirely foreseeable consequence of the government depriving people of the right to travel with no oversight","@puellavulnerata does cyber Caligula come with the little cyber-booties","@heathborders @Dirk_Gently in my case I am doing it for signage reasons, to enforce not making things accidentally signed","@Talen_Lee that’s… that’s so… slothful… …","@Talen_Lee oh, um…, I hate those sorts of games, I can’t focus on them 😥","@Talen_Lee um…?","@eevee is it the anime avatar? Being publicly associated with a lot of prominent men in the industry? I don’t know…","@eevee I’ve been puzzling over why *I* attract less boy-hate when I say pretty much the same thing as other internet feminists","@alt_m1sp for who? You? You’re definitely not ~","@alt_m1sp @antumbral I had to ask for general if I had any hope of ever getting through it","@shanley @vaurora did he delete a bunch of tweets? But I’m a super delicate flower and I would never classify this article as hostile…","@rantyben @thegrugq Edward. Not that I’d know.","@marshray @puellavulnerata gods spare me from the scourge of neurotypicality","@anders_ it’s more about signage than size in this case","@C0deH4cker \"signed foo;\" is equivalent to \"int foo;\" conveniently. Required for the prototype of main() at the very least.","@protosphere_ @gewt @winocm @C0deH4cker I do too. and -Wall is the \"wall\" of errors.","@C0deH4cker BECAUSE SIGNED ARITHMETIC IS THE ENEMY.","@C0deH4cker my code","@paulcano kaching.","@voodooKobra it's a rather long report about the statistics of the previous year of hacks put together by verizon","@isotarge @DanielOCL @marcan42 I took the generic padlock clip-art in my image editor and pasted a heart over the keyhole.","@TheDaveCA Apple did not disclose who uncovered the bug, perhaps because the uncoverer asked for them not to. So who knows.","@TheDaveCA I think goto fail is the main cause of the wave of SSL auditing.","@TheDaveCA NSA would more be the cause of people adding SSL to more websites, and to eyeing CAs warily","@Jennimason0990 self-education project.","@marcan42 AHH I SHOULD MAKE THAT CREEPY SMILEY MY LOGO.","@JeffItUp why not both? I mean my purse is pretty secure","@mtheoryx um -- I guess the idea is so generic I can't stop you -- but I better not see anyone else make heart-lock their SSL logo!!","@mtheoryx it's internally a vector, but I don't think pixelmator exports any non-raster formats, so I can just make huuuuge rasters","@anders_ I was inspired by my orange soda, in the tradition of programmers out of ideas everywhere","@weskerfoot I *love* being miserable and building up an urge to destroy the world!","@rantyben not sure if this is a serious suggestion or not","@mtheoryx everyone thinks my favorite color is pink; everyone is wrong.","@raudelmil I drew two overlapping arrows, and then another giant one over them, then filled in a central arrow-head made from overlaps","@matthew_d_green if mine isn't bloody enough for you I guess I can use it as the logo of my own toy implementation or something XD","@Emu4iOS Don't.\n\nThe joke is I'm clearly going to hack you.","@matthew_d_green you can send me your Satoshi Nakamoto stash for my brilliant creative work.","@blaagh cool! I will check it out soon :]","@mcclure111 oh, TLS is on the table, but it's easier to come up with cute puns on SSL","@tef oh, I know, but \"git\" is also very clearly named after him ;)","@matthew_d_green well… it’d also be actively encouraging people to call me Melissa on the internet instead of abadidea.","@maxious good job! Keep them coming!","@meatballninja not to excuse the authors for failing to clearly document the whys of their strange decisions 😎","@zauspar with some luck you can find one that doesn’t require last month’s rent","@meatballninja but I’m uncertain how I can provide objective proof of “I don’t think this is particularly well-written.”","@meatballninja accusations without proof of what? As a professional auditor it hits pretty much every one of my “yuck, how nineties” points","@zauspar *snicker* don’t worry you’re in good company around here","@zauspar running away to Boston was the best decision of my life","@zauspar it turns out I don’t actually know anything about you :p","@zauspar congrats… k… can I call you kiddo","@eevee I’m not particularly inclined to pick up a language which publishes “This Week In Language.”","@zauspar depends on whether you’re talking about a modern bool type (1) or simply bool-by-convention from ancient times","@frkbmb she, ahh, seems to have gone 🔒","@zauspar I managed to show up on the 10th and have housing on the 15th; had to stay in a hotel for a few days though.","@alt_m1sp 🐌 there’s nothing to be afraid of, Jaiden",".@matthew_d_green there goes RSA’s last excuse!","@MissMxMr_mckink @Shufflejoy ! Do you have the name/source of this painting. I love it.","@runasand @abbynormative thank you for your work, people who file foias!","@cynicalsecurity @winocm error: lp1: 📠🔥","@GarethLewin but to be clear, I am definitely looking for things that NEED to be fixed, and finding lots of things that merely disgust me.","@GarethLewin well, it's not like, if I found something that definitely *needed* fixing, I wouldn't bother to tell anyone...","@kx001 I know, but \"lol America\" is a valid response to our own crazy media imo ;)","@kaepora to... various degrees. This is like, they just turned the \"not wrong per se\" dial to max and jammed out","@blaagh that said, at least your red/green color bars are not the hideous harsh tones of some other diff viewers I've seen :')","@blaagh and I like side-by-side diffs of the before and after, again, with the whole file visible being an option","@blaagh aside from the interface looking very 1998 (no offense), I couldn't find a way to, say, see the whole file in question","@gewt probably, and approx. 0% of internet users have such fonts installed","@gewt unfortunately you can't put emoji in your name unless they're part of Old-Fashioned Unicode like the basic heart","@frebib I am too a Certificate Authority.\n\nFilling out that form is literally all it takes to be a Certificate Authority. That's the joke :)","@winocm @thegrugq me providing certs for open source is tax deductible, right?","@zeitungsjunge @dbrgn \n\nThe joke\n^\n|\n|\n|\n|\n|\n|\nv\nyou :)","@weems I did just notice that if I navigate directly to a tweet which is embedded via the web interface, it shows a \"related headline\"","@kaepora in their defense, they did specifically mention they’ve had trouble getting patches accepted into OpenSSL mainline before.","@alexhern hmm… okay.","@ClaudioDekker … if I tried to RESPOND to every single @ I would die of typing exhaustion.","@weems in this case they did an embed, but I’m not aware of a mechanism by which that informs me it happened","@ClaudioDekker ah, right, I forgot about that, which no-one really knew about until suddenly bleeding","@ClaudioDekker like I was saying to someone else… this can really only be answered by “have they been known to mis-issue lately?”","@MaruZenunim just another day in the life of being an insatiable firebrand 8) (thanks, I hadn’t noticed that)","@ClaudioDekker (a root CA under your personal control is MORE secure than a commercial one, not less, unless you lose the keys ofc!)","@ClaudioDekker but… what I’m doing is the exact opposite of “untrusted certificate”… unless you mean to random strangers","@ClaudioDekker 😇","@Pepyri_ after all, StartSSL (I think it was) has a free tier","@Pepyri_ it's not really about the cost but about \"have they been known to mis-issue anything?\"","@Pepyri_ well, this decision is generally delegated to the people who ship IE, Chrome, Safari and Firefox","@CheekyMark and they threw in A and E for kicks and giggles? It’d make more sense to ban O0I1 (I have never seen anyone confuse V and U)","@tqbf @dangoodin001 what’s the course of action when you’re less than 16 according to your driver’s license? Corner cases, people!",".@pdo it turns out I am incapable of distinguishing between IBM’s many strange product names","@buro9 I think I read it in an lkml quote list, yeah.","@zhuowei VRY CFG. MCH OBV","@MattGrimley something about the word “sinister” in particular just sounds endemic to the political discourse of yonder isle…","@MattGrimley by lol Britain I mean the same sort of thing as lol America when conservative news talks about they’re taking away our guns","@Neostrategos and villain is etymologically rooted in one who lives in a country villa. \n\nNow you know all about Roman prejudices!","@Neostrategos if you etymologically backtrack enough, it means left-handed.","@xkeepah @NevadaDMV holy nationwide headline about getting hacked waiting to happen","@h0pbeat (note it was published by a tennis club to begin with, not a state-funded scientific research agency)","@h0pbeat I’m uncertain how else soliciting opinions is generally conducted… but it’s rather beside the point to their outrage","@hinanawi_chan for the record, it’s metaphorical children kicking a metaphorical ball of journalism mockery","@SHREK_FLEX it’s a wonderful thing! It’s a pattern of certain types of news media to deliberately always make everything ominous.","@elad3 @Manawyrm you’re trying to nitpick apart my explanation that I fundamentally misunderstood why the page was showing weird cursive.","@Dirk_Gently comic sans… and blink apparently?","@elad3 @Manawyrm I didn’t. When I said NoScript blocks TTF I mean the kind referenced in URLs in CSS files.","@mof18202 I never saw Comic Sans, if I had seen Comic Sans I never would have posted that tweet and gotten so much grief :(","@elad3 @Manawyrm NoScript blocks TTF. It’s turing-complete.\n\nBut this was a misunderstanding rooted in me being unable to see the source","@JAllmanTalbot @Manawyrm @elad3 ah, yeah, I’m seeing a beautifully unreadable Jeffersonian script.",".@Manawyrm @elad3 NoScript blocks custom fonts…\n\n… unless that’s an iOS font it’s falling back on bc of something weird; I’m still in bed","@zauspar you’re not gonna stay up all night to read my book? 😭","@_wirepair you started it.","@_wirepair I’ll be thrilled to not see you","@joncruz I have a nexus 7. By which I mean my husband is on his second one cuz he broke the first.",".@Kufat literally on top of, I would nest them, big iPad, little iPad, iPhone, one big sold-my-soul-to-Apple family","@zauspar @m1sp *quietly asks, so, have you read Glory in the Thunder?*","@edropple That sounds like a song. \n\nMy favorite day is\n\nyesterday, yesterday, yesterday...",".@damienmiller Bless. I forgot about bit bucket","@0xdeadbabe @4Dgifts I know, and this seems to be the root cause of why I can't find any interface that isn't hideous and primitive","@uradn this seems to be a news website...?","@4Dgifts ... note this is a strictly technical definition of civilization, and not an endorsement of their HR ;)","@4Dgifts Github. I'm asking for their github. Which they don't have :p","@0xcharlie @rantyben (shots fired pew pew)","@0xcharlie we can't all coast on being TV stars.","@0xcharlie I'll have you know that reviewers specifically complimented me on how thorough my CFP submission was thank you very much","@Spitefuel @frkbmb wow, their web design is so… white!","@frkbmb are they unaware that duck is already a word with a meaning in American political jargon?","@Talen_Lee I want you to know I think this is clever but I can’t RT it","@juliepagano @zauspar I think it comes down to “there was a serious problem but it wasn’t necessarily illegal per se”","@0xcharlie I said \"and that week I was busy with heartbleed, and–\"","@Jennimason0990 I mentioned \"and I was busy with heartbleed\" and she made me explain.","@washiiko data redundancy, how does it work?","@_am3thyst @kivikakk it was me who was sick though, not them, it seemed to be a philosophical matter","@alt_m1sp 💖","@kivikakk this person is pretty reasonable/mindful, I think they just have some particular aversion to medicine dependency because ??.","@kivikakk I got a well-meaning lecture from someone about being dependent on medicine to sleep… after I was ready to die because I couldn't","@m1sp @zhuowei Clarion’s cute!\n\nJust, you know… a little yandere","@zhuowei @m1sp he was right though. It turned out the book was much better for it","@m1sp and she very specifically annoys Clarion by being like lol Erelhoen isn’t the western edge of the world lol","@zhuowei @m1sp “oh, this character is cute and interesting!” 🔪","@m1sp but Clarion doesn’t get to kill enough named characters! 🔪","@m1sp @hinanawi_chan I assume it’s like my plan where it means 10GB for me, my husband, his mom, and all three of his siblings","@m1sp now, I think I like her, and she’s not evil, so I need to find someone actually legit evil to kill her","@m1sp in the earliest drafts, adult Barsamin had it in his possession due to an unspecified adventure of his youth","@Shufflejoy @hinanawi_chan @m1sp there’s something you need to know, and if you reject me now, I understand…\n\nI’m… a cisgirl 😣","@m1sp I think she’s meant to be a magical girl in a manga?","@hinanawi_chan @Shufflejoy @m1sp 😳","@m1sp @hinanawi_chan the sky’s awake, so I’m awake, so I want to pester you with character development ideas","@danielwithmusic there are already robust OSS clones of github’s software.\n\nBut I have zero accounts and am involved with zero repos yonder.","@zorm 👻🌆","@iPhoneBen ahh, yeah.","@iPhoneBen to be clear, it’s not updating the count, it’s creating objectively wrong numbers out of thin air","@d1str0 never said it wasn’t! It’s always his right. And it’s my right to feel he doesn’t want to own up to what, exactly, transpired.","@MikeIsaac @DrPizza he’s just moving on! don’t imply there’s a lot being said behind closed doors! He might sue you :)","@tylerni7 as someone who keeps a very close eye on this sort of thing, I can assure you this is not what the API usually does :)","@frkbmb oh, those crazy pants people, clearly desperate for media attention","@samuelpepys wasn’t that the one your dad thought was cute? Your parents need to sort out their internal soap opera","@sthbrx what did you do 😷\n\nHey your username changed…","@winocm 👭","@wwwtxt they did eventually make one, but it was pretty unambiguously marketed towards young girls. Can’t seem to find a copy on rom sites…","@sthbrx in other words, dash dash analyze is probably never seeing most of the code to begin with","@kherge when I say “old” I mean it was a $50 tablet eight years ago.","@Bitcrack_Cyber @stevewerby a patient confined to the bed and it’s in reach? Not unreasonable, they’re called universal after all","@ClaudioDekker stick it to the fruit!","@MikeRobbinsUSA Large marathons are released in several waves. She is the winner of the elite ( = highly accomplished runner) women’s wave.","@Shufflejoy @DerekIsNormal thoughts: the bit about “even if he’s injured” reveals they only care about enforcing patriarchy","@mgedmin .... *donk* you're right I think?? Why did I think they were structs...","@stevecheckoway sorry if I sent too many stray mentions your way from people speculating at me","@Talen_Lee @winocm (quiet objection that these quizzes are kinda rigged to make people pick stupid answers instead of “I don’t know”)","@mgedmin Ohh, that... those are structs, aren't they?","@mgedmin aggressive memsetting is pretty normal for crypto code. But if you're going to malloc+memset(0), calloc does both.","@mgedmin the memsets are subsumed into calloc in their patch. The problem with the patch is they messed up one particular instance","@bobpoekert winner 2!","@0x90NOP @dakami other people in merely the same datacenter can’t crack your crypto by measuring cache misses :)","@main____ winner 🎊","@Talen_Lee well, I don’t have the inclination to keep up with the canons of ALL of them, since I consider most of the writing terrible","@Talen_Lee actually my favorite superhero is Static Shock","@Talen_Lee Spider-Man.","@antumbral @m1sp well it’s bedtime so I’ll sleep on it","@m1sp but I’m torn between a physical power and an abstract one. Or… could she conceivably be strictly mortal?","@m1sp EVIL NEVER RESTS? NEITHER SHALL GOOD.","@kivikakk come to the dark side and reign over the internet \n\nOr quietly sob about how the internet is doomed","@kivikakk wait my fantasy work where everything ends in tears \n\nOr my infosec work where everything ends in tears","@m1sp @zauspar how about Sailor Moon? The skirts are cut pretty short but they don’t flap up or anything","@m1sp but she must be the aspect of something: however I don’t think gumption is an aspect","@m1sp I think you mean goddess of INFINITE FREE POPCORN","@m1sp …","@m1sp I think it’s the other way around: the bald lady set sail and discovered Europe. She should stick a flag in it.","@m1sp guess who’s now researching Taino culture and language","@m1sp I guess she is from Fantasy Steampunk Caribbean? Which raises more questions than it answers","@m1sp I figured he’d have to be a bit non-standard so I went for goofy. I guess Bradamant’s Srs Bznz is to show she fell far from the tree","@m1sp Bradamant’s parents","@MatthewOden funny enough the writer is... named Kern.","@bwalter01 Lindt is the sort of thing where they sell single bite size pieces in book stores here","@jesster_king @bwalter01 to be sure, there is chocolate IN it, so they can call it chocolate, but it’s a small amount","@zauspar (I haven’t watched kill la kill but I have been heavily exposed to fandom radiation)","@zauspar as a tidbit about him I don’t think is mentioned in the story — his father is American.","@bwalter01 I don’t think they sell that one here.","@bwalter01 when I went to .eu I discovered that what we call fancy European chocolate is what you call €1 corner store chocolate","@bwalter01 if you ever visit the US, try authentic Hershey’s chocolate from a corner store. It’s disgusting :)","@jesster_king things like Hershey kisses in particular are a hideous far cry from good milk chocolate","@jesster_king most of it is just chocolate-flavored candy. Some stores import European chocolate bars but the price is pretty marked up","@weems @NeinQuarterly @focalintent sugar, filling, food coloring (which I’m allergic to!), and maybe a tiny pinch of real chocolate",".@NeinQuarterly @focalintent so many of my fellow Americans have no idea that brown wax they sell in this country ain’t actually chocolate 🍫","@MightyOsedax @zauspar I did encounter someone who was against the word “cis” because “we don’t need words for normal things” 😖","@m1sp1dea_ebooks well that’s philosophical","@zhuowei 🎊 you are the best sort of fan","@zhuowei I guess they “have souls” after a fashion but not of a workable quality for an artificer.","@elad3 it makes me grateful for the high local diversity; no one religion can Shut Down Everything when I might be hungry :)","@antumbral @m1sp someone posted it to the TPP reddit as joke about disputing which gender they should play as next round","@keyoki @zauspar as a (nominal?) non-furry, I admit I worked this conversation into my non-furry novel… they settle on a deer and a bear. 🐻","@chort0 now repeat to make sure!","@spy604 worse, magical steampunk.\n\nWell, the steampunk elements are light, but they’re definitely there.","@Artemio book 2? I was stuck for a while but it’s going again :)","@Rolman .... there's no ads on my website, I promise :)","@m1sp haha wow it's longer than I thought it was and makes ch17 the longest chapter by a good margin, it's like 7000 words all together","@m1sp there, I'm up to chapter 17, which means I need to reread all that prophetic nonsense I wrote to make sure it's not awful","@bobpoekert @m1sp also I don't offhandedly see anything in the API for \"pages\" as opposed to posts anyway","@bobpoekert @m1sp wouldn't really help. Formatting is particular, requires manual adjustments.","@m1sp Yeah. It's going much faster now that I got the right incantation nailed but there's still 14 chapters more to go...","@m1sp why\n\ndid I write \n\nsomething so LOOOOOOOOOOONG","@TakoArishi @m1sp @winocm Frozen. The joke is she's sleep-talking that line in that screenshot.","@TakoArishi @m1sp @winocm ... I take it you haven't seen the movie ;) \n\nbut those rascally Australians wake me up all the time.","@alt_m1sp @zauspar same, brother","@MarkKriegsman 🎂🍧","@m1sp @TakoArishi @winocm *yawns, blinks* Good… morning…?","@zhuowei @m1sp probably not. IM Fell Great Primer not really meant for small font size / low DPI.","@m1sp @zhuowei I'm really gonna be pushing the limits of how many custom pages the tumblr editor was ever meant to display","@bobpoekert @hinanawi_chan @zhuowei @protosphere_ @m1sp it was the \"*shots fired*\" of the nineties","@m1sp @zhuowei with a special paging chip, yes. The pirate pagers go up to 5MB.","@Shruubi from the head of twitter security (they're not for sale sorry :( )","@zhuowei @m1sp also writing a script to do this would take longer than just doing it and still need lots of manual readjustments anyway","@zhuowei @m1sp note this does NOT mean the pdf is going away :)","@zhuowei @m1sp I've been tricked into reading whole novels online with this exact Chapter -> Link To Next Chapter webpage paradigm","@zhuowei @m1sp I need an online browsable version of the manuscript for this open access thing to really work","@m1sp @zhuowei (also not scientifically calibrated)","@m1sp @zhuowei this is only the first book","@m1sp @zauspar BE ADVISED that the Bostonian road system is VERY congested due to being laid down in the 1600s","@m1sp @zhuowei and they go to the market, and before Luzcrezo ruins everything","@m1sp @zhuowei she’s happy… … at least once, surely!","@bobpoekert I know. It looks this perfect naturally.","@bobpoekert I know. It looks this perfect naturally.",".@plausibility_ You need to equip one enchanted article of clothing per component of your stack. HTTP server, firewall, distro, etc",".@nzkoz @kyhwana wild hypothesizing: PR people with jailbroken phones installing junk","@zauspar remember to look at map and see what suburb towns are on the side of the city where you’ll be working; lots of apartment complexes","Dang, apparently @VERISIGN account got popped when I wasn’t looking and it’s already cleaned up. That makes it hard to make fun of!","@Jennimason0990 thing is, I'm kinda doing rather complicated markup and that's kind of explicitly what one needs a preview pane for?","@Jennimason0990 yeah, the browser grabby corner seems disabled...","@Jennimason0990 it auto-grows.","@zhuowei @m1sp … and several of the rest aren’t in book 1 and I think the old man with green hair was meant to be Melmoiran","@zhuowei @m1sp yup!! Clarion’s hair is Irish red, ie orange, but it wasn’t available 😓","@dinodaizovi @nickdepetrillo @thegrugq @winocm @rejectionking You did just fine with me… don’t you dare say I don’t count.","@zhuowei @m1sp weird… as it looks to be the same one… maybe Long Ago me thought the choices looked ridiculous?","@zhuowei @m1sp why isn't there a younger/older pair for Hayr (row five column 2)??? Oh no!!!","@zhuowei @m1sp no glasses in the maker ;( ;(","@zhuowei @m1sp lol a few of them didn't make it into book 1 anyway. But, with two each, Barsamin, Katarosi, Houri, Ismyrn, Luzcrezo","@zhuowei @m1sp some are really inaccurate because of limitations of the maker, but apparently I didn't know yet Eodar was bald.","@davidjayharris that's a lot more than one word!","@kyhwana apparently I completely failed to convey I'm asking about the pay what you want part of the chain not the storage itself ^_^;;;;;;","@kyhwana no the second one isn't done yet. The first one is going open access.","@zhuowei @winocm @joshuajuran @m1sp It replies instantaneously so I'm inclined to believe its own claim that it's algorithmic","@blazingcrimson ^_^;;; I have a VPS. I have many VPS if I want. Apparently I completely failed at wording this question...","@marshviperX which site? If you mean my novel's site, I probably know which friend that is :)","@marshviperX um.... are you asking about 4chan? I went to cute and cute-male a few times several years ago...","@aredridel their fees would most likely be larger than the entire amount of money I stand to make in the first place.","@sircmpwn Yeah. Sorry. People seem to be reading it 50/50 ^-^;;;","@sircmpwn ... someone pointed me to gumroad, which may be the best fit.","@sircmpwn no. I want a pay-what-you-want service to provide the files to customers...","@sircmpwn I may need to consider that I may have been completely and utterly wrong that it's clear what I'm actually asking for.","@kevinmarks but that's what I was asking about... finding blocks of hdd is not the technical obstacle to getting my bling :p","@locks I just found out about gumroad two minutes ago. They didn't show up in my attempt to google pay-what-you-want.","@sakjur I'm, um, unaware of any payment features to content creators integrated into pirate bay.","@sakjur ...........???","@vogon thanks! I figured there had to be one SOMEWHERE...","@szakulec 😁","@sakjur  :D","@GUIpsp I’m trying!","@WhiteMageSlave I don't use any extensions :\\ try disabling all of them and restarting the browser and see if it goes away...","@WhiteMageSlave like, if you use missing e or something, and they got hacked, the extension could be the malware","@WhiteMageSlave alternately if you recently installed a new browser extension, or one just updated, get rid of it immediately","@WhiteMageSlave okay that sounds REALLY REALLY wrong. Do not run any of them","@WhiteMageSlave and if you're using Chrome it's completely managed centrally by Chrome and you just have to restart the browser","@zorm the correct reaction to an invalid subset size being to “drop it on the floor” as they say in networking and not send an answer","@zorm to resummarize, it contains a size which describes what *subset* of the entire packet to copy; OpenSSL didn’t check it’s proper subset","@zorm and obviously that thing would be dumb for not saying “wait, this number should certainly always be less than 140…”","@zorm it’d only matter if something implemented on TOP of twitter which embedded its own numbers in tweets thought there might be.","@zorm 65535 No. No more than me saying this tweet contains 65535 characters causes the Twitter platform itself to think there is.","@zorm as for why this functionality exists in the first place, it’s a variant of echoing just to keep a connection open.","@zorm that entire message is put someplace in RAM, then it starts copying from the P of Potato into \n\n“Here’s your reply: Potato bla bla…”","@zorm \nHi there\n\nSend me the first 64 kilobytes of the following message as a reply:\n\nPotato\n\nThanks bye","@zorm No, it has nothing to do with TCP. The entire message is received. It looks like:","@zorm being LONGER than the entire message, so when it copied from source to destination, it would over read past the end of the message","@zorm there is an explicit length field embedded in the client’s heartbeat request, and OpenSSL wasn’t checking for the case of that length","@zorm there is, but I don’t remember offhand where, so I can probably explain what is probably your misconception of how it works,","@AwfulHorse what follows is a desperate panic, no one will believe me nor should they, am I crazy? I’ve gone crazy!","@AwfulHorse if I’m dreaming about seeing something amazing that doesn’t show up on camera \n\nI’m dreaming about having lost my mind","@AwfulHorse this is antithetical to me because of a deep-seated aversion to “angels are totally real, I didn’t hallucinate it while hungry!”","@zauspar perhaps applying the Alternate Peach Interpretation will help","@puellavulnerata haven’t you been getting your checks in the mail for the Noob Tax we levy?","@zhuowei they always overlap. They're the exact same day, with two different names in two different religions.","@LnxPrgr3 take heart. Just redefine your threat model to only include the far end of a tcp connection 8D oh and define away the NSA, and -","@LnxPrgr3 for values of machine that include other virtual babies in the same hypervisor nest, which makes everything terrible :)","@LnxPrgr3 well it depends on your threat model: if you gotta resist other processes on the same machine then yeah even cache misses matter","@m1sp I may be a little too pleased with my own portrayal of you as a grumpy gumdrop","@LnxPrgr3 this is where one lawyers just how “constant” they need constant time to be (context switches?)","@LnxPrgr3 keep in mind that crypto needs to be able to guarantee constant time for some operations which complicates many choices","@LnxPrgr3  if we knew THAT...\n\nWell I mean there are options, but, compatibility, etc","@_wirepair tweetbot","@alt_m1sp it’s like the gods sent an artist just for you","@MrToph I’m rather fond of a few people at Akamai…","@hinanawi_chan @m1sp @Talen_Lee @protosphere_ I’m the anti-jailbreak extremist who nonetheless is wise to this subculture’s ways","@ELLIOTTCABLE @rantyben zoom in on my avatar.","@ELLIOTTCABLE I did and @rantyben thought the pic of me in a Halloween costume is so bad he saves it for blackmail","@Kufat 😐","@mcclure111 :( I am a girl and I only own jeans t-shirts and hoodies. My occasional attempts at something different usually end in tears","@m1sp this calls for fanfic, terrible awful burnable fanfic","@m1sp zomg now I’m imagining Aleth and your, uh, your XY progenitor, thanks mispybot","@bobpoekert @Talen_Lee @Shufflejoy yeah that’s kind of a thing in Virginia. They chose him for their statue in the Capitol Building","@NedGilmore 😎","@tangenteroja ding ding ding!\n\nNow check out the intersectionality with PUAs :p","@demize95 @Talen_Lee DON’T JUDGE ME","@tangenteroja both. MRAs aren't any one particular organization, though my grandfather belonged to a religious group of their general type","@Talen_Lee slaps??\n\nYou mean, like, s-s-sexually, or —","@Talen_Lee I have no idea?","@Talen_Lee … no?","@mateornaut @ErrataRob She had had a grammar textbook which had had an example of at least one use case. Though an ugly one to be sure.","@tangenteroja almost all the rest of their ideas are either fundamentally misguided or outright “stop making us less special!”","@tangenteroja basically they have one good point — relating to outcomes of child custody cases — and miss that even that’s patriarchy","@Kufat 😐 I’m wearing out this emoticon","@NedGilmore I am obliged to stand up for my feminist young white atheist dude friends who like pot.","@tangenteroja \"men's rights activist\"\n\nA \"response\" to feminism that by and large misses the entire point","@kivikakk so, you want your name listed as Yuki Izumi, to be 100% certain?","@LenIsham they refused to believe that I have literally never witnessed violence break out in public. I live in the same America they do…","@LenIsham and I was like, I been to bars and ain’t no one got knifed, shot, or even decked. Maybe you keep really bad company???","@LenIsham everyday life in a first world country, they were talking about how getting a knife pulled on you in a bar is just typical stuff","@MechMK1 @kyhwana spoilers: it doesn’t work anywhere","@Packetknife a gun, I assume, as the implication was that of stopping one or more male rapists when I am not physically strong","@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp okay\n\n👬🍝",".@kyhwana this is America! Pulling a handgun on everyone who looks at you funny is the cure for all social ills.","@gewt armed, as in, weapons. \n\nI refuse to carry or operate anything more dangerous than a foam prop.","@demize95 @hinanawi_chan @zhuowei he never loved me back 😢 patching that one was pretty tough","@demize95 @hinanawi_chan @zhuowei 💔","@alexwoolfson mine is a traditional novel, which means I would find out how wrong, err, different, the fans perceive my heroes visually 😉","@hinanawi_chan and then he tried to hit on me 😂","@alexwoolfson aww man now I want a fan casting for Glory in the Thunder. But I don’t even know enough actors to do it myself.","@osxreverser 😐","@osxreverser uh…","@osxreverser I am completely clean of all drugs except caffeine. But I’m not early to bed and early to rise","@osxreverser screen capping and forwarding to the Girl Cabal.","@osxreverser you think I’m smart, right?","@abaranov what is this \"microsoft word\" of which you speak? Sounds expensive :)","@m1sp I thought I put a timeline of aspects by year in a google docs file to show you, but now I can't find it, did I imagine that?","@ErrataRob that explains everything\n\n*runs*","@MechMK1 well yes, but there's both a psychological difference in ease of spotting, and in running the test with a control-f :)",".@codedit Unit test COHERENT_PLOT failed in chapter 19: character acting contradictory to stated goals","@DrPizza in theory, and so can \"had had\", though I would go to great lengths to never emit that deliberately.","@kivikakk Izumi, that was it. Had to go check your github ^_^;;","@n1vux yes. The one in the middle is @thegrugq.","@kivikakk do you want me to change your name in the thanks-to of GitT to Yuki Cuss or Yuki __something else__ ? Or leave it as Amelia Cuss?","@ClaudioDekker @jesster_king you're both right; using extended unicode IS a good idea for passwords, until suddenly lolwat","@thegrugq @redtwitdown *silence on the wire to avoid dignifying this discussion*",".@johanjortso @rgov we can work on this feature, though.\n\nrm: dissertation.doc: is your life's work",".@thegrugq SHUSH YOU’RE PINKSHAMING. It was supposed to look more red but the watercolor effect came out really pink.","@johanjortso and that how it would really be said in that source language is probably more correct","@johanjortso for my own characters, I concede that where *I* put the emphasis in the syllables may not match the source language of the name","@johanjortso probably a decision meant to avert stupid flame wars amongst fans, but I’m sure it doesn’t work :)","@Shufflejoy perhaps a discussion of the difference between accuracy and precision would be helpful to such people","@fladamd I’m thinking more of programming types with literally just initials, though my book is already under M. B. Elliott","@zhuowei @antumbral @hinanawi_chan aww. Everyone sounds worst to their future selves","@zhuowei hey I remember that 404 page","@ClaudioDekker the archiving date? Well it’s right there, appended by the archiver. I would have written that site probably in 2009 though…","@zhuowei gods why does everything I wrote in the distant past sound like it was written by an egotistical brat","@StephenByrne86 no this is perfect except you didn’t incorporate any Escher Girl twists","@benspants @vogon “father, husband, practitioner of religion of peace, prime example of GIFT in action”","@thegrugq is that pronounced Breaking or Non-Breaking Space?","@thegrugq my middle name is Beth. Don’t tell any phishers.","@binaryfox @qDot my family members used to email that around with “whatever happened to AMERICAN innovation?” like it’s a zero-sum game","@zhuowei You must mean the .net that expired years ago! you are quite the spy!","@geekable @thegrugq @hashbreaker sssh we’re *subtweeting* 😐",".@thegrugq well, I didn’t say it’d be straightforward","djb for benevolent dictator, as soon as we can sort out https for his site anyway @thegrugq",".@dakami @dangoodin001 the root problem, I think, is that literally no one on the planet is qualified to write critical netsec code in C 😩","@dangoodin001 and my opinion is in their gusto they’re just as likely to introduce new breakages if they’re not REALLY careful","@dangoodin001 OpenBSD’s sudden flip-out with pushing their own custom cleanups certainly counts as a fork IMO","@zhuowei @m1sp Clarion was, at one point in her life, extraordinarily ignorant; she doesn’t much like conceding that.","@eevee when peace like a river attendeth my way, when blog posts by my deliberately provocative acquaintances roll","@zhuowei @m1sp Clarion, who for some reason I drew in clothes that actually cover her shoulders this time","@ra6bit but this one isn’t accessible directly over the internet, which in their mind probably constitutes patched","@zygen it wants the… … sorry","@dakami they switched from beating us with maces to beating us with baseball bats! :)","@zenalbatross no, having lived in that area I thought right away they were sheriff SUVs, which made me check for ambulance or fire truck","@zenalbatross um… there’s a fire truck… I’m pretty sure this was snapped during an actual emergency response!","@samtuke @eevee it’s affecting me, because the blog supposedly documenting it is not doing so in a clear and easily readable manner!","@winocm wat r u doin\n\nWinocm stahp","@geekable 4/20 raise it from the dead","@geekable 4/20 raise it from the dead","@Mark_Coker I never run jailbroken so I’m not sure :)","@skimbrel no, I do mean twitter specifically :)","@zauspar and/or you’re close friends with someone you don’t even realize is totally a spy or ‘rist","@zauspar ie you can put down you did drugs and you’ll still usually get your clearance as long as you’re not still actively dealing crack","@zauspar my dad is a government guy. He always said that just being honest and straightforward is the important thing.","@zauspar not to imply they’re not emotionally meaningful interactions, but that they’re not politically or financially meaningful","@zauspar superficial internet communications with strangers are not the sort of thing they mean or we’d all have to list thousands :)","@zauspar “Yes” is not the wrong answer.\n\n“Yes, for Osama bin Laden” is the wrong answer.","@HanakoGames that’s a review to frame on the wall","@gsuberland the stereotype is the exact opposite in our country","@alt_m1sp I’m in it too!","@comex >.>","@Talen_Lee @m1sp @WhiteMageSlave probably a little more like that but not entirely","@blazingcrimson 🔥🔫 roger","@Talen_Lee @m1sp @WhiteMageSlave are you kidding? The original ends with Gerda and Kai chilling in their living room !","@blazingcrimson 💂 supplies are holding strong captain","@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave you know my intention is to take the Disney story and make it all end in tears right","@nprnews @solak real attention-grabbing headline","@pajp that was the letter I was TRYING to get my keyboard to make, actually.","@Talen_Lee I am… intimately familiar with the emoji selection 🏩","@Talen_Lee the metaphor. Then I went to get the symbols because I know they’re there","@ShadowTodd I was back in Virginia about a week ago. Wondered why I ever thought it was a tolerable place to live.","@ErrataRob @SteveD3 well hang on let’s see how p is allocated —\n\nOh gods this function, I can see eternity","@matthew_d_green casual semidisclosure is MY job!","@szakulec it’s not that it needs more than a handful to begin with. It’s that it’s got the same serious legacy issues of all ancient code","@antumbral It was destroyed “English”","@_wirepair the “good” news is that it seems whoever wrote the pamphlets does not have real authority","@matthew_d_green um, should someone maybe mention that to them?","@zhuowei @m1sp @WhiteMageSlave as well they ought.\n\nPS researched the HECK out of stuff to construct all the missing backstory","@Talen_Lee @m1sp @WhiteMageSlave no","@fdiesch Eth and Thorn Go To Hollywood","@munin I think you mean ðe þorn character.","@conniptions I'm still writing the story, it just won't look as much like a Scandinavian ideal that never existed","@conniptions that is to say, attempting to translate this f/v difference to th/th results in no meaningful distinction that I can pick up on","@conniptions so someone else is trying to tell me but to borrow a colorful foreign metaphor this is sausage to me","@conniptions maybe??? I know I had difficulties saying \"th\" when I was little","@dildog I'm, uh, pretty sure they don't mean \"Thai\" when they say there's two distinct \"th\" in English :')","@vogon listen, normcore, \"feel my own larynx vibrate\" is not on my life goals","@dveditz I understood the arrangement to be the other way around, of bringing ice (the mining of which was his occupation) to the palace","@rwllr she did not lose her powers, she gained control over them","@frkbmb … it’s probably your fault specifically when block lookups fail because you’re overloading the system !","@Shufflejoy actually that same character gets kicked around a bit for his general rudeness long-term I promise.","@MrToph hey it’s that guy","@Shufflejoy my novel has a non-consensual kiss but then I throw the kisser in the dungeon like two pages later so…","@vogon @zip I’m at least 62% sure I’ve only hit on you but I can’t be positive, I say a lot of rude things on twitter apparently","@zip @vogon so should I hold off on the ironic twitter flirting?","@zauspar @m1sp oh hey I have some","@zauspar once you’re backed by an organization well known to them who does this routinely, it’s hard NOT to get the clearance","@ClaudioDekker what, one retweet and six favorites? bah :p","@Myriachan the shortcuts for unusual letters are mapped differently on the different varieties of English keyboards in OSX","@Chispshot @eevee I know, but as eevee is lexyeevee on tumblr it's just so suspicious :p","@eevee is \"zexyeevee\" on Twitch Plays you, or just someone with a very similar taste in nicks?","@zauspar o/","@Talen_Lee I was used as a tool to raise average grades at a failing ghetto school. And that was my first breakdown, age 11!","@zygen you’re the atheist goat who offers children poor-quality literature","@solak @Talen_Lee only some of them. I bounced between public and private a few times.","@Talen_Lee which was SUPER GREAT for my anxiety let me tell you","@Talen_Lee I was repeatedly assured about stuff like everyone gets fired if they’re ever late even once no matter the reason","@Talen_Lee … but maybe that’s just my intelligence privilege ?",".@Talen_Lee everything a school teacher ever told me about “when you’re in college” or “when you have a job” was completely wrong.","@Viss why do people always showcase guns laid out on their blankies??","@m1sp @zhuowei my Special Talent!","@jaythenerdkid @Shufflejoy “turn the other cheek” comes from the religion of suffering and self-sacrifice","@m1sp @zhuowei just to make sure — because I flooded you— you saw the one where she expositions her backstory?","@m1sp @zhuowei that’s what the cute parka is for!","@nickdepetrillo D: wtf don’t die","@kivikakk Does everyone get this religious holiday off except me who is not a practitioner anyway?!","@apelad @vogon but I must admit I’m unsure why anyone would want to make “the time the firstborn all died” into a fashion statement","@zhuowei @m1sp it sure is ! \n\nBut me, let characters have what they want? Ha ha ha!","@apelad @vogon locusts, frogs, water to blood, boils on skin, animals drop dead, darkness, children die, um, hail, these are out of order,","@zhuowei @m1sp it’s quite possible! Clarion has studied the matter for a long time but she knows she doesn’t know everything.","@zhuowei @m1sp and she wouldn’t be able to salvage the aspect and wait for the next good candidate","@zhuowei @m1sp the key thing being that she had a specific plan for Houri which would be spoiled if she gets stuck as a little girl","@zhuowei @m1sp … this experience probably informed her decision to NOT aspect Houri at age 12 :)","@zhuowei @m1sp but I don’t think she *intended* for Naniki to get herself killed almost immediately","@zhuowei @m1sp star compatibility is pretty low density; undying compatibility is VERY low density. And that’s kind of Clarion’s thing","@zhuowei @m1sp Clarion is a horrible person who happens to be really cute.","@JobVranish yeah pretty much.","@zhuowei I’m not being coy, I’m just not 100% ready to commit to how exactly she got it, there are a few possibilities","@zhuowei but they’d have already been dead of something else immediately beforehand. Someone she met on a hunting trip, maybe.","@zhuowei those are not the only two possibilities! She could have gotten it from a lesser, distinctly more mortal wielder of the aspect","@demize95 when I had this problem I went rogue and turned in a three-page limerick collection instead. Professor graded it as poetry.","@Shufflejoy @Talen_Lee lewd","@zhuowei @WhiteMageSlave @m1sp 🌟","@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp humans succumb quickly because the first thing to fail is the most delicate part of the immune system","@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp but, just as a guess, it would take a lot more sustained contact to destroy a plant, they’re not as finicky","@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp oh probably. I imagine her clothes also eventually wear through…","@antumbral @m1sp SUCCESS.","@Shufflejoy @trans_lucency I think they fell prey to Generic Hotness, it’s also basically the same face as Rapunzel but I never saw that one","@trans_lucency @Shufflejoy on the other hand there WAS facial variety in the minor characters, and yet Elsa, Anna, their mother, identical??","@trans_lucency @Shufflejoy I was kinda annoyed at how the minor characters attending the ball had obviously polygonal, non-simulated hair","@gdead @antumbral oh, most things not checking CRLs was a conscious design decision because everything is terrible 😓","@demize95 I read the whole thread I assure you :)","@Jennimason0990 yes. She said she had a critical vuln in r*cksp*ce and they noticed","@demize95 now I’m trying to remember which Brandon she means…","@abby_ebooks dangit Abby you’re going to attract a security team again.\n\nHi everyone this is a bot move along","@armcannon aww.","@ShaneHudson @puellavulnerata I wonder how many distinct yahoo users are represented in those two bleeds which I totally didn’t do?","@SeanMP I guess if it was tightly packed data that could come from just running the test? Maybe?","@antumbral but Canada…","@zhuowei Chakori sure knows how to pick them :’)","@zhuowei -- damage that is the artificing process and still be distinctly \"them\"-like. But being literally aspected is not necessary.","@zhuowei ... ! I love this theory :p it's a bit more nuanced. Not everyone's soul is, hmm, vibrant enough to persist across the massive --","@zhuowei well that doesn't mean she's RIGHT (about the other thing, not her name).","@zhuowei extremely deliberate - she's very insistent that is in fact her name :)","@bobpoekert @hinanawi_chan @demize95 yes. Me. Me personally and specifically. I am at fault for all of OpenSSL. I shall die in infamy","@zhuowei @m1sp there shouldn't be!","@zhuowei @m1sp I think it's simplest to stick to the idea that people can't unintentionally hurt themselves directly with their own aspect","@zhuowei @m1sp this is going to require Research!","@m1sp but she’s emotionally twelve forever and desperately lonely and gloms onto every person she meets and OH GODS I’M SO MEAN","@m1sp BAHAHAHA PERFECT.","@m1sp how about a goddess of the weak nuclear force","@EmilySpectacle @Shufflejoy look into universities. My legally blind friend got an IT job at one which provided walking-distance housing","@thegrugq who, @chriseng ? He insists he’s not my boss.","@thegrugq gosh, however did you figure out what codebase I was subtweeting??","@demize95 yeah I get to the page, it doesn’t refuse","@demize95 I didn’t tell it to accept the bad trust actually, lemme try that now","@Myriachan @ckeithray some of us are conditioned to always prefer crash bugs because they’re loud and unlikely to bleed 64kb of ram 8)","@demize95 @hiramiyaa well, no, it can just fake it, like it can fake everything and anything, because you’re owned","@blazingcrimson I’m pretty sure a change log fulfills that and can even come with crazy things like time stamps and reasons","@hiramiyaa @demize95 at that point you are so beyond that being your primary problem","@demize95 I’m pretty sure it’s simply checking trust chain before revocation","@demize95 mobile safari is primarily concerned with the lack of trust.","@MechMK1 in fact if you dig in, all three comments appeared in one commit 15 years ago","@MechMK1 those comments suggest a complete and total lack of auditable version control structure at the time they were made.","@MechMK1 is this a \"plz explain\" question mark or \"oh gods why did you make me look at that\" question mark","@tottinge @ckeithray what about it? We're talking about Spanish and you're talking about French :)","@ckeithray friend, if the government issuing a warning was all it took to get our customers to stop hitting themselves...","@mirell I don't know. As long as they conform to spec I don't have to worry about it (assuming the call doesn't get inlined)","@doubleyewdee no, no, I do, for those my job is mostly to check that they handle the case of them not finding a sane answer","@vathpela what you don't know is that I already spent hours on this working from the binary's point of view :)","@bobpoekert probably, but, I was just trying to look at their code on github, this is a dumb problem to have","@ra6bit checking the morning news, Boston Strong guy describes himself as an artist, and his brother describes him as unwell. Exciting!","@attrc @ex509 disgusting and unsanitary!","@m1sp lol I still have no idea what her aspect is","@Talen_Lee @m1sp I very specifically insist she is actually my character from the roguelike Unreal World",".@ComicNeue Ah! I think I found it! That tiny button way over there on that other page! Of course not “check for available downloads” :( thx","@geekgrrl nope :(","@Talen_Lee I actually read multiple real world medieval treatises for writing the Veraldo family. Sword and small shield recommended.","@Talen_Lee but… crossbows drastically altered the medieval threatscape by empowering the rank and file against knights with minimal training","@alt_m1sp the short chubby one and tall bony one are a sister and brother respectively","@winocm pass the “nuh-uh” message","@alt_m1sp for the record I love that Scandinavian comic’s art direction and world building but the characterization feels jarringly quirky","@m1sp @RichardBarrell if you sponsor you get to upload a picture of a specific animal for them to use as a character reference","@m1sp @RichardBarrell extremely recent. The patreon just opened like a week ago. Should probably get in on it","@m1sp @RichardBarrell extremely recent. The patreon just opened like a week ago. Should probably get in on it","@alt_m1sp :3","@ra6bit also just had a thought... if my grandfather (cop in Winchester) were still alive, and had the chance... would probably shoot... ...","@ra6bit imagine a real 'rist giving a backpack to a drunk college kid and saying \"hey you know what'd be really funny?...\"","@MammonMachine @vogon I’m reminded of some rather unfortunate plot twists in my Dwarf Fortress.","@dandean @kaepora the fix for OpenSSL?!","@ra6bit looking at the video I suspect it’s someone who got totally wasted","@0xdeadbabe the race wasn’t actually today, I guess it’s all just set up ahead of time.","@captcarl13 music piracy, classic style","@Shufflejoy I’M EMITTING VERBAL CUES BUT I’M NOT SURE THEY’RE REACHING YOU","@Shufflejoy wtf \n\nFile a complaint against this professor if he doesn’t reveal it was all a psych out","@ra6bit sounds like copycat for glory nutjob","@subwwwtxt @ra6bit just as a heads up “Abby eBooks” is a bot and will engage with you infinitely if you keep mentioning her :)","@Shufflejoy WHAT THE HELL this is really 101 level stuff that blanket assertions about gender roles ARE the problem","@Shufflejoy did the PROFESSOR say that?\n\nIn a discussion about FEMINISM?","@ra6bit …⁉️","@expir3dcow @mralext20 ah that’s the real Silk Road, bitcoin Silk Road was a little different :p","@Shufflejoy do women somehow not have families????\n\n❓❓❓❓❓⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️","@expir3dcow @mralext20 bitcoin is ideally suited to such people who want to avoid banks, for whatever reason.","@expir3dcow @mralext20 Also, some people do not trust any bank or any crime investigation group and want to handle it themselves","@expir3dcow @mralext20 if you burn paper money it’s gone too :) but bitcoin has cryptographic verification of ownership etc.","@mralext20 @expir3dcow whether it’s more secure depends on what you do with money. It’s not for everyone.","@mralext20 @expir3dcow I’m not super ultra bitcoin expert but the excitement is rooted in different security/convenience features than $","@subwwwtxt this recalls the story of the military base number being listed as Santa’s workshop","@DanlAMayer I prefer not to be opened as a general guideline","@RSWestmoreland genuinely unsure if real question or joking about how it can be a real question","@an0va @armcannon I did not stop making chiptunes :), I just stopped trying to get feedback from any place remotely “scene”","@an0va @armcannon which led to me pretty much opting out of the chiptune community…","@an0va @armcannon unfortunately several people were rather mean to me about doing chiptunes “wrong” when I was getting started","@lalanl @Shufflejoy slightly tangential but I’m genuinely unsure if I was “born” bi or not",".@rgov INTO THE HARBOR YOU GO.","@antumbral we’ve never not had Maps segfault at least once on a long trip.",".@ishmaelrufus I think most Americans don’t realize this thing with 🇺🇸 being every few hundred feet— as if you might forget— is kinda weird","@gewt I am the worm savior","@hinanawi_chan you can ask @WhiteMageSlave about it... sudden voice difficulties described as sounding Scottish","@hinanawi_chan so, um. That was the huge warning sign tipoff that my sister was about to experience serious neurological issues","@Shufflejoy @SomeMadHare “Being offended is a choice”\n\nBleeding after being shot is a choice! You can close up that wound if you toughen up","@benadida @j4cob I bet they did… and their PR did not like the taste of mass resets relative to the extremely low risk per user",".@vogon “we’ll let the plebeians with low social media impact scores buy into this high-tech fashion statement… but only this one time”","@zhuowei in general I name the Occidental women with Greek roots and the men with Latin roots but this is not 100% absolute","@zhuowei the point of reference for her name was the Book of Deuteronomy but hey we already got some other elementy-sounding names","@zhuowei linguistically speaking, the double-r is significant, ser-rid-en instead of ser-i","@zhuowei It isn't; it was actually inspired by reading the name \"Ceridwen\" with a leading S instead of a K.","@zhuowei I have a few other notes kicking around, like Thalass Veraldo's maiden name was Deuteron","@zhuowei ahh, you've seen the shame of first iterations before I reread them several times and edit them up a bit!","@zhuowei it mentions her father's name is Sylvan (and she gives it as part of her full name) but poor Lusin's name never appears in the text","@zhuowei Serriden gets upgraded to a proper character in book 2 btw. I apparently knew this when I put the index together :)","@zhuowei them and one other - Ismyrn's mother","@zhuowei you're probably the only one who'll notice that there are character names in the index that are never given in the story proper :)","@zhuowei ... ... ... !","@Mivtachyahu yeah probably. The functions call each other too","@needshortername I reckon you figured it out","@EliteHX yes?","@dridus zero-width joiner characters also work with normal hash characters but I couldn't be bothered to learn to type one","@olemd I usually only see binaries, so I'm spared that :)","@DarrenPMeyer yeah, I think it's also a very American thing that everyone's assuming she's going to jail b/c she got arrested","@thegrugq don't you have a printer to worry about somewhere","@lib_ertarian_ well, anger is definitely an emotion","@TakoArishi but interestingly, it is also only one letter off! I'm some sort of crypto prophetess","@DrPizza mine probably are, as I’ve given RSA no reason to love me 😵","@kortir @demize95 yeah, that’s what I meant, that the arrest was most proximately caused by how everyone, even her local police, noticed","@demize95 I don’t think they “got her” arrested per se, and this was completely inevitable, it’s a feature of the internet","@stillchip @trutherbot it’s been disputed for many years whether it’s real or not; there’s no smoking gun either way","@DrDaxxy well, where would I get one?","@SSSScomic well it’s a good panel.","@m1sp with this this I this wed","@VijayUpadhyaya on the contrary, I was one of the last children to ever have chicken pox before it was made standard in this country :)","@Kufat why you gotta make this about race","@Kaptain_Kaos yes actually. The remainder who aren't dumb are both smart and professionally trained anyway.","@frkbmb I refuse to believe this isn’t performance art","@frkbmb you’re confused, it’s the other way around. America is part of West New Netherlands","@Kaptain_Kaos I’ll let you in on a secret: most terrorists are in fact colossally stupid (otherwise they’d find something else to do)","@Talen_Lee well looks like SOMEONE already made a judgment call on what pronoun “it” prefers","@McGrewSecurity the weirding of language is inevitable","@m1sp ..... has the situation changed that much? >.> I don't know if you know this but exorcism is totally still a thing in this country","@WhiteMageSlave ..... is it a double-purpose button toggled by a Fn-lock? (Like Numlock but for doubling up specialty buttons on laptops)","@WhiteMageSlave weird. Crumb stuck under the key??","@WhiteMageSlave is it on your clipboard? Paste into mspaint?","@jaythenerdkid @Shufflejoy which to me was disturbing; such people were actively working to reinforce racial otherness of a religion","@jaythenerdkid @Shufflejoy and when white men who are muslims bomb marathons suddenly we hear how they ain’t *really* white anyway","@frkbmb the kind that screws into trees to support a lot of weight, or comes with a large stand for setting up without trees","@ButtCoin @frkbmb I think this one stands on its own without any edits 👼🔆","@ButtCoin @frkbmb can I get a [citation] on its authenticity?","@Pete_Spence @NBCNews @frkbmb so… from about 1970 to 2050… all the Asians moved to Canada? I can draw no other conclusion","@techpractical exactly","@Tomi_Tapio so it's probably burst capillaries or something like that...","@mpdjhb @cstross I had a particular Sunday School tune in mind, but I won’t subject you to it","@Kryptoblog @addelindh @justineaitel @cBekrar what do you want from me, I’m barely old enough to know what a VHS looks like 📼","@LiPekka up and down my arms. There doesn’t seem to be anything else wrong with me. Just very tiny blood-red dots.","@averagesecguy doesn’t hives make large, raised bumps?","@trdarr I uh… don’t think so. Pretty sure these are actual blemishes and not tiny insects.\n\nI think.\n\nThanks.","@sakjur @runasand @zooko they were not working together, which some people might find an odd if not suspicious alignment of the stars","@inversephase down with fakebit","@matthew_d_green @runasand @zooko oh can we have Shameless Conspiracy Theory Power Hour, can we","@addelindh @justineaitel @cBekrar it’s like VHS and Betamax… our ideas are better but not ENOUGH better to actually win in the real world","@sakjur @runasand @zooko Neel Mehta at Google and a Finnish group whose name eludes me at the moment",".@justineaitel @cBekrar hey, I’ve always said that SSL is terrible. Just in the way that democracy is terrible except for everything else","@runasand @zooko they would almost certainly not do it under their own name because yadda yadda capabilities bla bla OPSEC","@runasand @zooko I theorize they are behind some portion of security disclosures which are not credited to anyone in particular","@Shufflejoy @Talen_Lee … be sure to sand down the edges…","@m1sp *quietly mortified at typo*","@nelhage sung roughly to the tune of \"God's love is like a circle\", because my subconscious is infected with this stuff",".@nelhage \nSo before you add a feature, ask and answer true:\nWhat happens when this feature\nComes back just to bite you?!",".@nelhage let's sing the attack surface song!\nA feature is forever, rather like a pet~\nFeatures bite and features take whatever they can get","@winocm then I’ll never know :(","@winocm is there a recording?","@vogon but her racist attempt at excusing herself? So American :)","@vogon overall it probably makes more sense to me that a non-American teen would say this and not expect the inquisition","@vogon her English is very native, but this is not uncommon for the Dutch","@Talen_Lee I’m one of those people who read a practically book-length criticism review of Twilight instead of reading Twilight","@Talen_Lee also I think Various Words For Not Broad Daylight has similar page count per volume but *shudder*","@Talen_Lee this is all very early but I don’t think she will be in any real long term trouble for it.","@Talen_Lee … Emotional Wizard and the Tribulations of Witch School?","@Talen_Lee I consider my story YA… but it wouldn’t pass the morality filters at many YA publishers, I think","@winocm @rejectionking they are, in fact, a security feature on top of being cute!","@demize95 @m1sp @protosphere_ @hinanawi_chan it’s not like your new one is that different, thematically \n\nBut now I think you’re two people",".@m1sp I hope I never go so legit I have to change my avatar.","@demize95 @Shufflejoy where did they get this number 296 times more? It’s a LOT more than that. Oh wait they mean 2 *to the* 96 time more","@Shufflejoy basically nothing. That’s the good thing about IPv6.","@hinanawi_chan @protosphere_ @m1sp you’re really a… Shinto practitioner with magic powers!","@DrPizza we got an emoji emergency 🚨","@protosphere_ @m1sp @hinanawi_chan Same. Though obviously someone’s choice in new avatar can’t be “wrong.” Just maybe disorienting to me","@FredericJacobs I thought this happened to me then I realized I was checking the wrong email account entirely (suggesting just in case)","@Talen_Lee @m1sp I hope my half of the conversation isn’t too… leaky. I try to mind that.","@alt_m1sp let’s just settle on certain blood relatives as a canonical example :)","@alt_m1sp the “other people” might disagree as they are hardly strangers","@alt_m1sp I do it sometimes too, for strangers who make demands, or… other people who come with a high emotional tax","@m1sp but here I just mean in the sense of an “ordinary” last name (father’s side name)","@m1sp well, to the governor of his province anyway; he’s distantly related to some rather important people on his father’s side too","@thequux @DavidLongshore I maintain that, no matter what JavaScript might say, my name is in fact a string not an integer","@TweetsofOld ... that's a lot less exciting than what I was imagining.","@TweetsofOld for her what","@DavidLongshore my book is by M. B. Elliott but honestly it's because I'm not very fond of \"Melissa\" (but not enough so to change it)","@DavidLongshore it's been mentioned to me 3001 might be his worst book, but I don't actually know, I think it's the only one I've read","@DavidLongshore oh, or it occurs to me you might assign feminine pronouns to can't-remember-their-name authors, which is actually cool","@DavidLongshore (I read it in 3001 by Arthur C. Clarke)","@DavidLongshore Ah. The book I read that line in was written by a man, and you used a feminine pronoun, so maybe it's in two diff books?","@DavidLongshore @Shufflejoy like, \"whoa I actually have opinions on Church Fathers\" level of know too much, about Christianity anyway.","@DavidLongshore @Shufflejoy ... me? What made you think I have so little knowledge of religion?! I know entirely too much!","@m1sp actually I amend my assertion to say that Rashk does not know about the care and keeping of firearms but he has good aim :)","@m1sp look, she WOULD have hit Tsovinar if not for the whole goddess thing, not her fault","@m1sp the only named character who knows how to operate a firearm is Oseni","@m1sp well actually Fluens really is pretty much at fault for Eodar’s death even if it was an accident in response to reasonable fear","@frkbmb most people think it means leather pants with pretty ruffles","@DavidLongshore @Shufflejoy whoa I read that book when I was, like, 11. I was still super Christian, and very offended.","@puellavulnerata New New New Twitter*","@Kufat you still have Old Profile","@Kufat you still have Old Profile","@winocm @demize95 a new face appears!","@demize95 ... the subreddit! right! >.>","@jvillaga at least I have been to the mountain top of \"finished ONE book\" so I know I totally can do it if I keep at it.","@jvillaga I swear I do like writing when I don't feel like I'm totally stuck in a rut :)","@zhuowei ... I'm melting! ... D:","@MowtenDoo @ELLIOTTCABLE I see literally nothing wrong with this","@thegrugq you can't shame me","@bobpoekert @Shufflejoy 🏆 would work better IMO","@afreak that is explicitly the intention","@frkbmb was it? I bought a copy and never got it to work on my computer. Just got to read the player’s guide over and over. 😐","@tips_fedora she says she is anyway, though I can't help notice her tweets follow the \"daddy's paypal\" pattern","@edcetera what is the difference between a real fake bomb threat and a fake fake bomb threat?","@demize95 @cyclerunner why do you assume he is not also a robot",".@cyclerunner the tweets are real, but everyone on twitter is fake (especially me) (I’m not even really a girl) (I’m a ROBOT)","@MechMK1 … yes. \n\nWhite people like to think they fixed it but they only like 60% fixed it in ways that enable ignoring the rest","@pchengi oh my gods you don’t even know \n\nMuahahaha 😈","@pchengi I am definitely working on it and it's called resplendent in the sky :)","@Shufflejoy @thevitaes I hope apple updates theirs to lose the high-gloss look","@pchengi a little :)","@thevitaes @Shufflejoy it’s supposed to be ringer silenced so I don’t know why some fonts make it look like a Taco Bell","@demize95 “T_T”","@demize95 😭","@FredericJacobs … lol wut","@eevee extinguish your concerns","@CuteBoyHorse @frkbmb “what are you, some kind of commie?!” “Um… yes?” “… (well we’re out of retorts)”","@CuteBoyHorse @frkbmb I had a professor who was a communist and his thing was acting puzzled when the local conservatives were so shocked","@nickLbrothers @frkbmb @OLAASM I’m so 1% that my emoticons are in color 💵💵","@Kufat but… but Braintree is…","@zhuowei wow the whole thing looks really accurate now!!","@zhuowei ... whoa ...\n\nthe color flip effect might need to be slowed down XD","@zhuowei but it's not exactly the same.","@zhuowei I am thinking about implementing a similar effect elsewhere so I was trying to remember what on earth I was doing","@zhuowei lol you're good","@eiridescent @Shufflejoy I don’t think anyone really wants their cat randomly bringing live snakes into the house 🐍","@eiridescent @Shufflejoy apparently so she could learn how to kill snakes…","@eiridescent @Shufflejoy there is an anecdote about someone getting bit by a snake and her cat started bringing her not-quite-dead snakes.","@eiridescent @Shufflejoy cats bring dead things to kittens and almost-dead things to older kittens; so it *is* an expression of providing","@eiridescent @Shufflejoy sort of true. The “thinks you’re a big cat” thing is a misinterpretation of the cat accepting you as its peer","@alt_m1sp 💖","@puellavulnerata @sergeybratus Hitler… and… gay guys… … … *sigh*","@RSWestmoreland … no?","@sergeybratus because Western Europe is… riddled… with… hyenas?…","@FlyingRyn @NaNoWriMo I did it last year! This can be your year! 🎉","@Shufflejoy when someone says that, point out the thing most associated with being a Man™ is soft, vulnerable, and one kick can take it down","@brozier it’s not a very good mic. I had to keep cutting the game audio volume","@_larry0 sorry! I was already way over my social capacity :(","@adambrenecki @afreak yeah that’s definitely Twitter rendering them and not Chrome.","@adambrenecki @afreak because of Twitter’s workaround for you not having support 😄 unless they just launched real support as total surprise","@garblefart I use everything.","@CyborgCode can’t get the video to work, oddly…","@JoeKSewell I have a debugger :p",".@matthew_d_green !!! You’re the APT","@Kufat yes.\n\nFor science.","@Shufflejoy the whole thing with the info bar of the current team across the bottom","@xkeepah it's been there for a while, but I've been basically afk for many days","@FakeUnicode this is from iOS 7. My keyboard has 🇯🇵🇰🇷🇩🇪🇨🇳🇺🇸🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇷🇺🇬🇧 In that order","@lib_ertarian_ at this point I may or may not remember I don’t even have Minecraft installed.","@FakeUnicode was there a new version of the jsfiddle for 🇧🇪🇮🆖 🇴🇧🇳🇴🇽🇮🇴🇺­🇸 that resolves the issues around D and flag combining?","@afreak @Kufat 🇨🇴🇲🇪 🇦🇹 🇲🇪 🇧🇷🇴","@afreak I love emoji 😍 but I held back because most desktop users could not see them 😭 especially in chrome 💻 do you hate me yet 👼","@afreak they always have. But they implemented a workaround for missing fonts on the 2nd or so.","@thegrugq @pawel_lasek @makomk @benmmurphy well, it’d make remote crash bugs a bit more valuable: kill the service, wait a literal heartbeat","@eevee I can independently verify that’s ballpark accurate… they disable cert checking because ugh they’d need more UI just to return errors","@makomk @thegrugq @benmmurphy are they all from the same origin point? Maybe you need more distinct IPs to hit it","@Wxcafe @leapingwoman it does sound a bit odd, but if someone had arbitrarily chosen it 20 years ago over \"documents\" no-one would question","@gepeto42 I don't watch TV.","@sciencecomic apologies about your Starbucks cup, you see, a Bostonian heard “Mah” which is obviously spelled “Mar” :) have some watah :)","@vogon read as miniature gamers. Was extremely disappointed.","@Netbus but not, you know, a URL that doesn’t happen to be the first line of the file.","@Netbus I consistently have the problem that I can select any one word OR the first line of the file OR the entire file",".@thegrugq and then it turns out Pingdom has owned all of us!","@m1sp 😱","@declanm @WeldPond as a serious answer, I believe they occasionally really do this, but anonymously or under names","@minnixio @ELLIOTTCABLE … steering wheel might be nice.","@Talen_Lee … these are my legal initials","@mehlitz >:)","@NireBryce unfortunately I would not be surprised if they really are 100% male and he happens to know this :/","@thegrugq @mattblaze theoretically speaking, one can patch in such a way that’s indistinguishable — returning fake memory dumps","@thegrugq @mattblaze ain’t they got a mail server?","@wolfoftheair @marginoferror yeah I assume the reboot was due to instability from hammering","@puellavulnerata you’ve brought your least-untruthful A game :)","@mike_913 no >.>","@snipeyhead @HillaryMelville normal SSH is fine afaik :) dodged that bullet","@nblr no, it’s a big deal, because a lot of companies said “there’s no proof it’s possible to extract actual keys, won’t replace them.”","@Talen_Lee @TakoArishi \n\n>_>","@Talen_Lee there’s nothing wrong with you but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t prefer to voicechat @m1sp\n\nBut why not both?","@fuzztester or perhaps it’s time key acquired vs time they realized key is acquired","@fuzztester one or both of us is wrong!","@drymangobird @puellavulnerata whose is this?","@fuzztester apparently they got it at the same time so I guess either lucky alignment or started much later","@kawaii_katze @Viss @sambowne surely it isn’t the real one, it’d be more than a bit strange for that to be in the server’s process space",".@marginoferror I guess you wouldn’t need the massive number of requests if you knew in advance when it would reboot.","@marginoferror … except during the first few seconds of the process.","@marginoferror it is a matter of statistical spread of allocations; the buffer you read off is unlikely to precede pointer-wise the key","@Talen_Lee … are people voice chatting? ;-;","@davidjayharris @JeremyJBerg oh, \"sites\" includes web services you may access through a mobile or desktop app btw.","@davidjayharris @JeremyJBerg into from Monday to Wednesday. Fortunately the odds that YOU specifically got sniped are very low. 2/2","@davidjayharris @JeremyJBerg If you do not run any websites you don't need to worry too much. Change any passwords of sites you logged 1/2","@DefuseSec @RedragonX (in a version that might, someday, eventually deploy to actual production!)","@DefuseSec @RedragonX so first they added more image varieties to the easter eggs... and then they finally took them out","@chriseng You should mirror the video so we get more Brand Value out of our giant sheet of glass logo",".@icontherecord @NSA_PAO if you’re still unaware of the bug by Monday, consult with a doctor","@DrPizza the skies roll back like a scroll, every mountain and island is moved out of its place, and the angels proclaim:\n\n👼👼MICROSOFT KIN👼👼","@Ninjifox only TPP could get a mon to level 100… and still lose for days after that","@FakeInfosecNews starring who, exactly? ˙ ͜ʟ˙","@mftb 😇","@bascule yes. They link it from other official sources.","@DarthNull @gruber please tell me you’re not joking, I am willing to pay my way out of being an ad-served peasant","@frkbmb I know, but it’s why many people I personally know have been active in his legal case","@DarrenPMeyer glory.","@frkbmb in any case I am morally opposed to the current state of the American prison system itself, even for him.","@frkbmb I think we’re seeing very different timelines — almost everyone I know thinks weev is awful but the precedent was too dangerous","@DrPizza why are we?","@deezthugs @kaepora NSA? Publish? 😂\n\nUnder rare circumstances they disclose anything, seems they usually do so anonymously anyway.","@DarrenPMeyer it’s the IE 6 thing that makes me hope you don’t mean OUR office.","@TinkerSec @thegrugq hold on guys why don’t we settle this with a FOIA :)","@eevee @computionist @Jennimason0990 @mcclure111 most code is lucky to get this many: 👀👀","@chriseng speculation JUST now? Do you even read twitter?!","@thegrugq don’t act like they ain’t got time for both",".@thegrugq it’s not nice to bait poor innocent reporters","@duffian @thegrugq whoosh !","@demize95 @elad3 oh, they’re Not Even Wrong…",".@elad3 this bloomberg thing is clearly not written by the most technical of reporters because they repeatedly call OpenSSL the protocol","@zorm what else are they even doing with all those datacenters?","@bcarpe211 not to imply that they’re infallible but that it’s Probably True rather than Probably Not True.","@bcarpe211 unfortunately naming sources causes prison sentences. Since it’s an established newspaper there is a certain trust granted.","@11rcombs well, no, it’s not, but the others don’t bleed. You know, probably.","@TweetsofOld am I more annoyed at the possibly misogynistic advertising slogan or at the mortally bad typesetting issues?","@joncruz I might if other thing doesn't work. Unfortunately the labyrinth of Reasons behind what I'm doing is not really tweet-sized","@mootcycle it so happens I know the recipient won’t mind :)","@mootcycle that sounds like a lot more work than adding spaces… and seems to completely defeat the point of malware filtering anyway :)","@Oobert yeh","@hirojin @trafficserver do you, uh, mean 32-bit?","@vogon I don't know but I don't feel that would affect my assessment because we all know about the exciting bit-stages of x86 chips","@Kaptain_Kaos they have been shipping with too little RAM relative to the average use case and they know it. They murder early and often","@jesster_king the answer is vast and manifold. It affects whoever happens to own whatever data was in that region of RAM during a heartbeat","@garblefart basically after about a gigabyte there is literally no point in making the pagefile bigger because your computer is just screwed","@hinanawi_chan special edition! Sell it!","@thegrugq @raulsiles ugh, you left your mouse cursor in the screenshot, noob","@hinanawi_chan ˙ ͜ʟ˙","@scruffbeast @eevee special defense rose sharply!","@matthew_d_green @nickm_tor @ioerror the capacity of corporate users to fund OpenSSL is about four orders of magnitude above mine so…","@kivikakk D: D:","@_wirepair the author is way too nice. They were handling real money and didn’t know basic database stuff, not a yu-gi-oh trading card site","@joerocklin this is normal when you mix fonts","@_wirepair 👸🎤💔","@homakov the latter cuz I can’t screw that up and don’t have to worry anymore","@Kufat @m1sp pretty much","@Kufat @m1sp \n> examine pale quadrant \n\n(Google it)","@Jennimason0990 yes. Get with the emoji millennium 😉","@Shufflejoy 👾 <— variety in my celebratory emotes","@antumbral (as opposed to, I don’t know, objectively factual magic)","@antumbral I’ve noticed that Japanese media in general seem to find Kabbalah interesting and use it as a basis for fictional magic","@judsontwit @mattblaze but compare the number of swiss army knives treated as Terrorism to number of incidental bugs that are Backdoors","@tqbf @s7ephen he genuinely believes (afaict) he can programmatically generate messages from his god this way","@Talen_Lee source Boston. To conserve characters, I assume.","@dildog @rcheyne 🎉🍻","@Talen_Lee um…","@antumbral the follow button is a decoy.","@thegrugq but we still always have 🇨🇳","@FiloSottile forty?! Who is paying for that","@captcarl13 on top of me already being extremely burnt out on social interaction it would offend a lot of my friends if I did","@captcarl13 o/ I assure you I am not","@FiloSottile how are you staying online?!","@m1sp @zhuowei literally fell over laughing","@zhuowei @m1sp — the respawns apparently align to the nearest holy place (ie cool place)","@zhuowei @m1sp strictly speaking Tsovinar’s exact first place of death was the gate at the northeast end of Crescent Street but —","@m1sp @zhuowei … I’m pretty sure he didn’t know.","@tangenteroja everything *was* exposed. I was using it as an example. They did patch eventually.","@m1sp @zhuowei :3","@tangenteroja @Viss “were” as in past tense and please do not call me dear","@m1sp @zhuowei her respawn point is in the ruins of the town where she was born. \n\nI need to figure out what respawns are called in-world","@m1sp @zhuowei it’s a *temple* \n\nOr was","@Kufat @FakeUnicode @mralext20 @zhuowei @m1sp they’re in Super Smash Bros. You’re so uncultured!","@zhuowei @m1sp the star of truth? Currently no one at all. Well, it is hanging out with Clarion","@weems certificate revocation is an awful terrible mess and all there is for it is to connect over SSL with checking revokes turned on",".@ternus you’d need a server which lets the client negotiate above the default 2^14 and I doubt there are many","@c7five absolutely… yahoo was leaking user/pass posts…","@Viss only if you’re after one user in particular. If you were just looking for any account, just keep hammering yahoo and you’d get some","@zhuowei @m1sp … it’s a party ball","@zhuowei @m1sp 🎊","@zhuowei @m1sp yes. \n\nNot that Evren has any idea how that works.","@gsuberland I think Americans are by and large unaware that the rest of the world considers her and her friends warmongers","@m1sp and then he dies 💀","@Xaosopher I’ve heard they have a good reputation","@TSWAlliance 🙋","@christophernies yes actually","@jesster_king when they go to Snorlax size they’re okay… which makes me feel like a Snorlax.","@MarquisO @zacharystern @bcrypt utterly mundane scanners of all sorts. We already had to throw out one report as just Errata being Errata","@andreasdotorg I want a tactical corset","@zorm 😐🔇","@nelhage seems to work in iMessage. Their problem is consistent view across multiple devices…","@vogon burning subconscious desire for document object models?","@gregbarbosa @leahculver not bad!","@sciencecomic wicked!","@savagejen there was another article who named who the reviewer was… a Dr. Someone","@samuelpepys well what else would you put on church doors…","@wimremes if you have to ask I recommend m / f / other / decline. I appreciate that you stopped to think about the complicatedness at all.","@nselby @wimremes oh. Trust me. Unless you are researching something strictly medical, always ask gender instead of sex.","@ra6bit are you here today ?","@MarquisO @zacharystern @bcrypt that'd be way too uselessly false positivey anyway","@dipidoo it's not a bug, they're valid phone numbers by some country's standard","@thijs ... You expect everyone in the world to add this to everything that could maybe possibly have arbitrary numbers in it?","@Dirk_Gently it’s for “teletype” and it predates CSS etc.","@Dirk_Gently it could just be that using <tt> instead of <code> is still more common than I thought","@rantyben @_wirepair DANGIT ISAAC","@Dirk_Gently I’m not convinced iOS knows to skip <code> for this",".@ITSecurity @chriseng yeah basically. *sips mocha*","@zacharystern @bcrypt this is the only way to retroactively detect it, yes, so there are not a lot of people out there able to do this",".@jamesbroadhead won’t someone think of the children ?!","@McGrewSecurity this is a small enough and professional enough conference to ostracize for breach of trust as appropriate","@m1sp did you make this just for when someone asks if you’re fabulous?","So one of the leads for a pre-public heartbleed scan was just @ErrataRob screwing with infrastructure as usual. Now about those others…","Assured @joshcorman I did in fact read all the source of the heartbleed tool before I ran it. Admittedly I’m not a python backdoor expert… 😨","@swizzlr hopefully. They are currently lacking most of the first floor due to renovations","@ra6bit there was speculation if that room still exists given the state of disarray on the first floor","@WeldPond gee boss where would I even find one of those :)","@WeldPond legality aside, if you’re vuln, it’s almost impossible to detect being scanned and if you’re not, why bother pursuing the scanner?","@pchengi it was a retweet — on the 8th or 9th","@Talen_Lee but you speak such good English","@DrPizza well that would make too much sense ⏰","@eevee I can honestly say I didn’t type a password into anything during the ~24 hours after it initially dropped so I’m like… 82% safe!","@SoberBuildEng @savagejen @jennapederson that timing is conspicuous enough to imply *something* unusual. Whether party time or deadline.",".@zhuowei I’m glad I’m apparently a good test case for selfie bots.","@m1sp Scarynar is post-Rodomond. In between comes the elusive Happynar","@WIRED could you please write headlines that don’t obviously follow the clickbait pattern? *please*?","@eevee insert smug note that my fonts, no matter how poor quality, shipped with many accented letters and the euro sign :p","@eevee … why would you ship a font as a major art project thing without 100% ASCII coverage? It’s not a lot of glyphs","@Talen_Lee yes yes but it’s to make a POINT, see","@Kufat @m1sp unfortunately I suspect there is literally nothing that can be done to avert V being debased long term :/","@Talen_Lee >.> \n\nDepends on the character. For some of them, it’s a religion thing. For others… it’s a sex thing","@m1sp @Kufat I don’t even know where to find any feels to deal with this particular turn of events","@SpinnerPete_ ahh trust me you personally don’t have to worry about that one","@numberless @Tomi_Tapio I would like to see the .jp version to see if it’s different. Wildly divergent .jp/.us branding was common","@_am3thyst @eevee at the infosec con we were taking about relatives who mail us the very sorts of articles we were consulted on","@Talen_Lee @m1sp sometimes it will reproduce a short phrase exactly","@Packetknife … 💀",".@bcrypt #JustExploiterThings","@KdotCdot @drymangobird my money is on someone from one of those companies tipping off govt or criminal APT","@KdotCdot @drymangobird that’s entirely different from scanning presumably a large host set (to hit such a small, arbitrary place)","Skipping out on happy hour even if it means missing my chance to see @dan_crowley drunkenly extol the virtues of the internet again","@m1sp @expir3dcow unfortunately \n\nBut one day we will achieve singularity","@expir3dcow @m1sp m1sp is Mispy","@expir3dcow @m1sp Mispy does","@m1sp @zhuowei and a little bit of flat earth atheist","@m1sp @zhuowei today was a concentrated effort to nail her as a young person: Occidental honor and a permanent sense of being an outsider","@zhuowei @m1sp he was but he keeps getting older","@m1sp Rashk is in his 40s in this pic, what does he look like in your opinion ?","@zhuowei @m1sp\nRashk Solornel Vlinder\nNhangberial Diadem Bradamant \nShanlar Clarion Tsovinar","Never tell @chriseng anything","@gewt @lunavis @m1sp known bug with Wikipedia images in Tweetbot, have to open it externally","@m1sp the other girl is Vlinder who is just the Worst.","@m1sp as you see she is kind of... bossy.","@m1sp she didn't -- Bradamant is with Diadem in Soronanin. She speaks fluent Asram.","@prototype27 @EFF I assure you we're all excruciatingly aware ;) but not everyone is aware that PFS even exists","@prototype27 @EFF it does for the problem in question -- key exposure","@mattblaze @puellavulnerata and then was rejected by his preferred art school, and…","@puellavulnerata plagiarized is a strong word — reproducing photographs is totally normal for a student painter \n\n(I’m fair and balanced)","@rhyme_bunny @Shufflejoy horses have powerful rear shoulders - almost circular","@Neostrategos so you cop to being yucky?","@m1sp Bradamant has a full Occidental name now. Bradamant della Renz Granito. Deliberate allusion to Rashk’s analogy of emerald and granite","@snipeyhead @_defcon_ *ars accounts* don't get hacked all the time as far as I know. They're a fairly small community.","@Talen_Lee 👏","@demize95 it’s a generalized keep-alive and there is currently hot debate over whether it was ever appropriate to put into a low level proto","@blowdart wait, still? I thought they patched pretty quickly",".@DarrenPMeyer @gattaca hell hath no jester like bored infosec experts","@Packetknife ;o;","@kivikakk hang on I saw one in the woods down by the creek","@GeeckoDev because it makes me happy?","@snipeyhead @_defcon_ “several readers reported…” I consider it unlikely they were all hoaxes against Ars’ forum","@Talen_Lee erm… can you really not tell that’s a plushie? >.> baby alpacas are much bigger","@iosengineer yes","@jwgoerlich yes. In my room. Sleeping. Definitely not checking twitter!","@eevee @wakachamo silenk you?","@eevee @wakachamo anyway it’s “sis” not “kis” and you’re being offensive to my heritage as a speaker of the world’s best worst language","@eevee we don’t have a Latin heritage!! We are a good, strong, noble Germanic language! With an obscene amount of importing!","@eevee as a general rule for English words of Latin origin: ca co hard, ce ci soft","@eevee I can’t decide if this is a wicked trick or if we are now grammar enemies forever","@davidjayharris oh it was probably some no-harm thing like that but that’s precisely why we know about it","@headhntr @mattblaze she’s crazy enough that I knew exactly who you meant just from that… I was caught in her line of fire once b/c shrug??","@smb … this comes off as kinda icky","@rantyben I’m going to cry myself to sleep alone in a hotel room :(","@rantyben I’m afraid I’m unsure what lesson I should be drawing from my own Halloween costume","@rantyben of course you would have saved that picture","@m1sp @gewt *rejected*","@Packetknife I was in an accident about that age… … …. and I’m terrified of driving >.>","@DaveAtErrata I fail to see how that affects the situation — I assure you I did not win him over by good flirting :)","@m1sp I’ll turn gay for you so we can be together\n\nWait","@anthonicaldwell :D :D","@Shufflejoy … do I have a completely different understanding from what the * means than you do?","@mattblaze I’m willing to believe there’s a good excuse it took so long but I’m also willing to believe there isn’t.","@hinanawi_chan wtf that sounds like something a child abuser would say trying to convince the kid they can’t fight back","@Kaptain_Kaos please do not tell me personally invasive atypical behavior is not creepy\n\nPlease","@fissie well, <someone reasonably well known> just started working at <major website> but it hasn’t been long enough to reform everything","@briankrebs I suspect it was a deployment issue. While I would have called to Shut Down Everything, I’m not surprised they didn't","@raudelmil >.>","@meg_aera I promise I don't mind as long as you're not with the creepy guy outside who wanted me to know I'm beautiful :)","@Kufat too late already found him in a back alley","@FiloSottile oh. You! Your website has been useful. 🎉","@ClaudioDekker I am now firmly in It Is A Mystery territory","@ClaudioDekker hey are you around do you still get New Profile when viewing my profile and does it still say 2 lists",".@KrisJelbring @notch Minecraft security: move fast and break blocks.","@JoshuaL and to be absolutely certain - it shows the New Profile with my avatar way on the left instead of centered?","@JoshuaL thank you 👍 then the bug is fixed","@gu3st thanks!",".@gmemstr 🌟🇱🇴🇱 🇸🇸🇱🌟","@netik just wanted to vent a little out of sight :X","@rmjorg that at least vaguely makes sense","@rantyben elucidating.","@davidjayharris in theory maaaaaaybe? In practice not really. And in any case I trust Yahoo to take careful whitehat actions in good faith.","@davidjayharris the two snippets I grabbed did not contain anyone's username or password, for the record.","@netik @TSWAlliance this was a misunderstanding in putting together the synopsis, it's being edited. Thanks.","@gsuberland -- the tiny, subtle, in-spec tell.","@gsuberland incidentally - it's basically impossible to catch - if you're not yet patched you're probably not deep packet inspecting for --","@gsuberland I'm not going to say anything about what the legal situation of using the PoC could be... it's so... \"working as intended\"","@hinanawi_chan @demize95 we have a third of the internet to choose from, though.","@Kufat one of the discoverers was Google security.","@j4cob @DustySTS sssh. You saw nothing.","@claco @rubbsdecvik okay, maybe their response could be better :) but it wasn't their code or design that caused this mess","@hinanawi_chan @ac3xx putting out fires is our job. And we appreciate a good fire as it yet burns.","@ac3xx @hinanawi_chan goto fail was pretty bad but in a very different way. GnuTLS was 90% mitigated by virtue of obscurity","@hinanawi_chan you know yahoo is leaking random usernames and passwords, right?","@_argp @osxreverser if their *signing* keys are in the process memory of a public-facing web site we have different problems",".@jlwfnord I proooomise I am not subtweeting *my* IT team, illustrious coworker","@ioerror there were two different discovering groups. They handled the process differently. Whoops!","@wimremes @duosec I would but @quine would probably shank me","@_larry0 missing you at source :(",".@Talen_Lee I'm not the one who had to patch, test and deploy to a server farm... Salute the IT people who occasionally pull all-nighters",".@chriseng the bug scheduled itself to leak right when all the infoseccers are out drinking at Source, of course.","@chriseng @hotelzululima you got something you wanna say, boss?!","@8BitAce it’s not the patch I’m concerned with per se","@OhMeadhbh amen","@dan_crowley in theory. But I’m taking a shower and going to bed because I’m an early morning helper monkey","@adamcaudill @agl__ the defender doesn’t have much control over what’s revealed either though.",".@zigg I am an ongoing experiment in terrible opsec","@hotelzululima me. I'm the one who never drinks. Nor weed! I'm shockingly angelic.","@szakulec it’s always been like this. A nonstop hit parade for years. But now it gets more media attention","@Packetknife give her a chocolate milkshake (or so) on me plz","@_wirepair frankly I will take this over trying to beat CVEs into sysadmins’ heads any day",".@jacobian @hypatiadotca \nHow screwed are we now?\nHow screwed are we now?\nHow screwed is the internet?\nShould I just cry now? 😭","@marginoferror burn it all. None of them can be trusted.","@thatcks @wiretapped there is literally no way it’s not being exploited this very second. Literally no way","@chriseng @dildog yes. I did not die. Success!","@hinanawi_chan @m1sp what we’re saying, Mispy, is we want your babies","@hinanawi_chan @m1sp I would love and cherish a tiny mispy of my own.","@m1sp we want that litter of tiny mispies","@m1sp you have a glow about you, Mispy. Are you pregnant?","@DrPizza if it’s really old then you missed the vulnerable window! Huzzah","@hectoroid I'm at a conference","@innismir so I take it you haven’t seen the lobby yet…","@awpiii got it chief, on my way","@chriseng @dildog are you at the conference boss?? Help I'm lost","@tapbot_paul me too, I'm just calling back to when I was at the rural hotel and realized I *was* the threat","@akopa I am the exact opposite of a secret agent. I might as well log my gps coordinates to a public server",".@tapbot_paul I'm at an information security conference. Being vicious to each other is considered fair game.","@soapturtle who is this Ox of which you speak :) that glyph is so rotund!","@MichaelCRaeder oh my relatives did that when inviting me to their daughter's wedding. It made me EXTREMELY angry.","@m1sp Hayr's birthday is right in the middle of book 2","@m1sp Hayr's birthday is right in the middle of book 2","@m1sp I'm most concerned about the Lamarckian takeover of the species by the few % of people who were literate these past few thousand years","@m1sp @Vivicasus what are you talking about she's cruel, vindictive and awash in the blood of men who hit on her, this is clearly me","@zhuowei @m1sp I don't know. She just feels \"autumn\" to me. There's no real-world basis for it, just thematic ones.","@m1sp Ismyrn really felt like a September baby, but that violates the constraint of older than Barsamin but still 16 in October of 836 :(","@Shufflejoy ohh, I’m addicted to art, information, and human communication. How terrible.","@mateornaut .... ..... ................................\n\n*dead*","@sakjur I probably shouldn't say on twitter my full opinions on the matter","@sakjur (believe me, if they'd let me use my own hardware I would)","@sakjur this isn't *mine*. It's the bottom of the barrel thing that work gave me because there's a moratorium on buying new hardware.","@Shufflejoy it might just be the translation? There are crews who always use the “edgiest” interpretation","@ohthisisnarida @m1sp that’s @protosphere_’s shelf, at least allegedly.","@fearingamerican not my fault. But honestly, can you blame IT for not wanting to support 8? :\\","@dijkstracula @vogon “the market should decide! By which I mean rich people. Not angry plebs.”","@patient_0x00 massive understatement. Trying to compare the effects of literacy to the long-term population statistics of evolution is silly","@McGrewSecurity @integgroll you’re supposed to infer what they say about extrapolation from the provided data points.","@DarthNull just to stop being a creationist.","@dsdude123 if you find .Net Runtime Optimization Service running on something other than Windows, consult a physician immediately","@DarthNull the way evolution works is very, VERY different from how 90%+ of people think it works.","@DarthNull no offense buuuuut…. \n\n… I am not a degree-holding biologist but I went way out of my way to study evolutionary biology.","@DarthNull #NotEvenWrong :\\ it’s not like all the rich educated people had kids and the massive amounts of illiterate people didn’t","@DarthNull no. That is not how evolution works.","@DarthNull especially considering that for most of those thousands of years only a few % of all humans were literate.","@DarthNull they’re slamming together individual brain development with implications of species evolution. That’s nonsense.","@blowdart like a five year old who hacked Xbox ?","@zwetan yes but\n\nI haven’t actually started Chrome yet","@frkbmb is that… the diablo font…","@blowdart I suspect it was windows updates itself","@blowdart literally the only thing I've installed on this machine since I got it is Steam (no games, just steam) and that was days ago.","@demize95 we are having a discussion about the meaning and value of integrity over in @ID_AA_Carmack’s mentions","@puellavulnerata well, the programmer kind of celebrity. But a hundred and thirty thousand followers is a hundred and thirty thousand","@Vivicasus @m1sp said major plot event is not in the first book. The seeds of it will be sown in the second (which I’m 100 pages into)","@audio_Clay of course I’m simplifying down to twitter-size, but this world where *everyone* was Classically Trained just never happened.","@ID_AA_Carmack for the record I do appreciate the even-handed replies (I imagine your mentions are exploding right now)","@Vivicasus @m1sp there’s actually a major plot event in the future that hinges on someone not being afraid of snakes! :O","@Vivicasus @m1sp :3","@Vivicasus @m1sp but honest, I don’t hate snakes (much) and there are multiple “good” characters in the long term who own the snake identity","@ID_AA_Carmack I’m not concerned with that, I’m concerned that you seemed to imply apologizing is inherently unintegral","@jesster_king my assertion stands. Their assertion of the human race “developing circuitry” is a nonsensical confusion of ideas.","@Vivicasus @m1sp but Nhangberial is secretly the heroine","@cody_bunch I’m more concerned with the nonsensical conflation of the ideas of individual development and rather fast-track evolution","@brbarrett @Gizmodo @lifehacker ಠ_ಠ","@brbarrett @Gizmodo @lifehacker your article is telling people it’s crazy they expect legitimate, paid HBO Go to work. *Why*??","@Gizmodo @lifehacker the number of *presumptions* about the viewer in this article is staggering. Ohh just get cable TV… and DVR it… and…","@Khazar222 @vogon I saw it pop up in my timeline and I was just like … … … … … meh. Cannot find will to engage.","@vogon wait, did she work eight hour days 7 days a week, or 12 hour days 5 days a week?? Their wording is unhelpful. (Either way, uh…)","@m1sp \\o/","@zhuowei I don't know. Tweet at it, it tweets back an hour later?","@hyrmn un-FOR-tunately the other seventeen families in this complex might disagree","@jlwfnord hisssss","@demize95 way too much Java sorry","@m1sp *suffocates*\n\nYou killed me, Mispy \n\nI always knew you would","@m1sp ahhh someone's reading it *hyperventilates*","@Talen_Lee @m1sp @Vivicasus ineffectual?!","@Talen_Lee @m1sp @Vivicasus OH NO IT DOESN’T HAVE THE NEW BONUS SCENE D:","@hectoroid for hosting my thousands of private images\n\nNo, really, this is factual","@eevee I forget that I have huge dark moles all over my face and neck. Until a toddler tries to pry them off, at least.","@m1sp Chewie got so bored in the car he let me tell him all of Houri’s plot and he said she just needs to murder more people","@vaurora @hypatiadotca \n\nಠ_ಠ \n\n눈‸눈","@m1sp @Talen_Lee I was salutatorian, not valedictorian ;)","@majinmajun 16:04","@m1sp (I changed her title from Councilwoman to Castellan because that was too many syllables)","@m1sp I will try to work this all into Barsamin’s inner monologue when he is dealing with the nice lady with the frill collar","@m1sp look to Young Rashk for what happens when you try to bring them to court \n\n(Though he entered that court a mundane man)","@m1sp really what I’m trying to express is a general attitude of “ugh, gods, they do crazy things” and people just let it be","@m1sp She could take it to Petragon or she could take it to the High Court of Chald and neither would be favorable for her","@m1sp but there is in fact a bit of a coverup. Talassen never took her grievance against Ismyrn to a court. Revenge is better.","@m1sp more like if it was some tiny little place… I think we all know what happens *cough*","@m1sp oh but that’s Chald! Clearly a personal matter between the sibling countries. Insofar as these morbid rumors are true.","@m1sp they’re about the same. Maybe they went to school together or something.","@m1sp her stammer with the name is actually me miswriting in pen and realizing a second later. Debating keeping it.","@m1sp snakes are now 20% more lethal.","@baldassarifr I’m getting in the car for a road trip atm — but it was in fact totally random while I was just sitting there. No apps.","@chriseng @thegrugq @winocm @nickdepetrillo can't do anything until after Source Boston, hope you don't need to print anything for a week","@Talen_Lee as a point of interest, I literally have psychological issues with even typing swears and basically HAVE to do it in character","@DanielOCL I have had both a lifelong fear of pregnancy and a lifelong fondness for the concept of adoption since I learned of it at age 7","@psobot 🎊🎓","@Vudw @eevee they didn’t hear what she called them (slang right out of a civil war novel) fortunately.","@Vudw @eevee my great grandmother panicked when she visited us in Virginia and saw black people. Legit thought they’d bandit raid our car.","@Vudw @eevee my family is from parts where the only racial axis is Irish/Italian, so their anti-black racism is this weird theoretical thing","@eevee I intend to adopt someday, and my grandma tipped her covert racism when she was like “from INSIDE the country, right?”","@savagejen are they using condemnation of a fictional character to portray their ideal of how people similar to that character should act?","@Talen_Lee darn straight.","@Shgamha @eevee Serious question 2: I have two friends who had a child together and are not married. Is their parenthood invalid?","@Shgamha @eevee Serious question: my husband and I have no children and this is not going to change. Is our marriage therefore invalid?","@hinanawi_chan @zhuowei I AM HATRED PERSONIFIED.","@zhuowei @mralext20 haha no.","@zhuowei like most of my tumbles it's probably ridiculously pretentious and overwrought","@zhuowei there's a second one somewhere on my tumblr, though I actually can't remember what I was tumbling about, just that I swore","@mralext20 @zhuowei sssshh! that never happened","@zhuowei oh my gods you have NO IDEA how furious I was :)","@AaronToponce @mattblaze not much. \n\nThis might become my future reference for demonstrating the meaning of “not even wrong.”","@ioerror @stewartbaker oh, is this the guy who pretends not to understand how it’s been shown there is a backdoor in dual EC?","@eevee they are a Thing in other parts of the country that aren’t Here. We have a Michael’s instead","@SuperSartre it has a most unfortunate lump on the underside which I do not find flattering","@SuperSartre I don't like my chin.","@DrPizza oh, you're thinking of the fun kind of crazy, this is the other kind","@DrPizza hallelujah.","@DrPizza I am philosophically opposed to this type of wedding ceremony, but no one asked me","@DrPizza he's walking his sister down the aisle","@Packetknife this just raises more questions, concerning their usual mode of advertising","@Packetknife well?? :)","@fuzztester I got it specifically for the buzzy alerts for when my phone is not in my pocket. This may not be a problem you have.","@BadAstronomer classic case of time stamp zero strikes again!","@jeremiahfelt \\o/","@fuzztester totally random. Was just sitting there.","@jeremiahfelt @BSidesROC it was Defcon :)","@Talen_Lee … hot …","@m1sp … that’s one of the oldest things I ever wrote with Hayr! Obviously needs a LOT of reworking but the code idea is there.","@m1sp oh he was definitely invited","@m1sp but no-one dies or gets kidnapped at that one. Barsamin's also not in attendance at that one. Coincidence??","@m1sp I'm going to have to come up with another Terrible Wedding for Book 3 just to therapeutically excise my hatred of weddings","@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp nah I be dedicatin' it to my *real* sister... Hermione","@spiegaltv @Talen_Lee @DrPalutena I think it's because then you get to call people like me \"dinkies\"","@Talen_Lee double income no kids","@fivetonsflax wedding","@Talen_Lee yes and ehh :) we're just DINK and one car.","@geekable no.","@outadoc I was just wearing it I swear","@phantominker oh. Don't get me started on smurfs.\n\nThere are very serious and deep seated issues with smurfs.","@CyborgCode I *fancy* myself a good writer.","@Premmytwit @Talen_Lee at the moment, the little kid one.","@Talen_Lee I'm pleased with a roughly 50% female Evil Gang and a child whose gender I was genuinely uncertain of until I got a pronoun","@puellavulnerata preemptive block, ask your closest friends to preemptive block, it will be okay","@m1sp >:| no forgiveness","@mikko there are that few people in Finland? I must already know like 1% of the country","@TimelessP @m1sp yeah","@m1sp missing context, I —","@puellavulnerata they can call me when they fix their malware problem, their video autoplay problem, their sexual ad on non sexual site pro—","@xkeepah \\o/ almost twinsies","@astepanovich @unix_root it’s very ESL but I think it means they forged a fake jam which could, in theory, jam up the fallback routes","@Hexane_ iPhone camera. Gets the job done. Indistinguishable end result most of the time. Disdained by anyone with a stake in the argument","@WeldPond @spacerog @matthew_d_green I told Chewie this story recently and I don't think he believed it!","@akopa @m1sp is this a sex thing? It sounds like a sex thing.","@sellymeKong @eevee oh. You poor, poor unamerican thing. Do we need to come liberate you?","@m1sp security patches for the soul \n\nWait, I don’t believe in souls\n\nDependency error","@craigslistlove @frkbmb which anime? I’d leave him for Edward Elric","@matthew_d_green I hear @spacerog can help with that…","@m1sp @zhuowei (You know he resents not being pretty anymore.)","@m1sp @zhuowei and for him, that would ruin the whole point...","@m1sp @zhuowei True. \n\n*Illusions*, Solornel, not tricks.","@m1sp @zhuowei in VERY VERY OLD drafts, Nhangberial was a shapeshifter. But I decided I had no good basis to justify it.","@zhuowei @m1sp she speaketh not in thees and thines! It cannot be her. (It's her.)","@thequux it's a Comfort Inn, seemingly of fairly recent construction.","@m1sp :333\n\nyou know, it's houseist to insist all Slytherins must be evil.","@piannucci note I am 99% certain I'm just crazy paranoid :p","@piannucci with what excuse, when I answered?","@piannucci with what excuse, when I answered?","@m1sp he does pull off an act of heroism in this book, but I'd lay the blame for that at Houri's feet. Wimmins always getting him in trouble","@m1sp well, he's a good way off from his \"I don't even care anymore\" point. But... he hasn't been getting good grades in hero class.","@m1sp zomg mind sync \n\n\"how very Slytherin :3\"","@rmjorg do you know how many things I've set on fire *without* trying?","@rmjorg there's one more on the back aside from the microwave's power","@gewt @m1sp @plus_chan I can't tell if this is a confession or not","@pchengi most of it was stuff I wrote months ago, and wasn’t happy with, and thereafter sank into some block","@blowdart obligatory remark about being unable to locate a windows phone","@leighalytle why did you move south again?","@ScaleItRon writing productivity comes and goes in bursts. In particular I seem to be on a creative/technical see-saw.","@hinanawi_chan \\o/","@m1sp my husband hasn't even read the first one yet, he's right out","@winocm @demize95 @m1sp it’s a trick. This is how he tricked me into following him.","@m1sp now find me a Red Swan","@m1sp … I thought black swans were a thing in Europe and just considered evil","@Knomes I assure you MS has two distinct teams for that… they simply managed to miss it entirely","@puellavulnerata one of the comments says the author is NSA-affiliated…","@zhuowei @m1sp @winocm I’d put Mispy in my BIOS any day","@m1sp @winocm the way they implemented it is nifty because it’s actually copy paste friendly (and API clients get the raw Unicode)","@m1sp @winocm oh \n\nOh \n\nOhhhhh\n\n🎉🎈🎊 welcome to the party, view on web","@m1sp @winocm BECAUSE WE DIAMOND YOU. \n\nI could only get “old school” emoji to work with the new soft-color system in a bio.","@Talen_Lee perl is disgusting, total turn-off","@_larry0 D’: your beard","@0xdeadbabe I'm reviewing which steam games I own contain the fewest megabytes now.","@_larry0 🎊","@eevee well it really, really depends on the font, doesn’t it? Though the list of emote people is clearly Japanese in origin.","@NaNoWriMo a backstory as detailed as the protagonist’s","@blowdart @vogon hey, I married a larper","@blowdart @vogon 😻💞😻","@blowdart 👬💕","@blowdart well there’s a correlation between me writing yaoi fiction and…","@vogon yeah. Ugh. I have a terrible headache and I can’t word good. Sorry.","@vogon I follow her (trans person in question) on twitter. She seems to take it as meant lighthearted…","@m1sp you know of one action specifically calculated to be extremely clear about the condition of one’s heart, and…","@demize95 @Talen_Lee yes. The convention is partly run by people from V","@almightygod bi. The word he’s looking for is bi. For Jesus.","@demize95 @Talen_Lee source Boston","@m1sp kindly avoid huffing chemicals","@blowdart I award myself one (1) intercorporate diplomacy point","@Talen_Lee I don't mind working the convention but it's going to be exhausting","@Talen_Lee No. Not leaving until Sunday. And then it's convention week!!!","Dear people DM'ing me: I get a phone alert with the beginning of the DM, but the Twitter interface shows nothing. @Talen_Lee @blowdart","@bcrypt @fredowsley yeh gimme a few",".@demize95 advanced persistent threat","@m1sp I passed a farm called Clarion :o","@m1sp apparently ??","@blowdart @vogon so I'm out of office ATM and I can't check my own email for hours. Hang on a sec...","@vogon @blowdart you'd think after all that fuss about follow back begging...","@Mordicant I secretly opine that BASIC in a Commodore 64 emulator is not considered harmful","@Herrackman @Talen_Lee this is true.\nalso, Rocky is the dumbest name for a mountain range ever.","@Talen_Lee the south will rise again virginia","@surajeet_ghosh because that's where my husband parked.","@sakjur Boston is where I was twelve hours ago","@q3hardcore @m1sp because they got sick of waiting for desktop browsers to uniformly implement it","@q3hardcore @Misp absolutely. Like no one else.","@m1sp I'm 1200 words into this Bars x Luz omake and I'm *just* getting around to starting the actual point","@m1sp @Talen_Lee snark aside that looks like real anime titling","@Talen_Lee needs more villain","@joshcorman @SOURCEConf see you there, chief","@Talen_Lee wow uh, I assume it most definitely does not predate the Jetsons","@FakeUnicode @Kufat You managed to break pastebin, it is considering the raw.php as a download. Viewing the in-site version works.","@Shadowhawk_64 assuming large and blue is not your default font, I declare victory","@Shadowhawk_64 it might look more (or less?) obnoxious if you check it from Web, I don’t know what Android does with those glyphs :)","@me_irl @_bam I’m afraid I can’t disclose the contents of a report though I can say I remember being involved and I didn’t  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻","@savagejen well good gods what else would a hungry toddler need? They sell marshmallows by the gallon if you need more :)","@FakeUnicode @Kufat can confirm, combines into flag on iOS. I wonder which one is more in-spec.","@Kufat @h0m54r it's a Chinese flag, specifically.","@Kufat @h0m54r to clarify: there is no D in *web twitter* specifically, @FakeUnicode couldn’t make it work","@RSWestmoreland I mean I resented it for being ten minutes too many.","@h0m54r there is no plain D because ❓","@starguarded I wrote another section (which was originally going to be in book 2) based on feedback which isn’t in there yet just FYI","@geekable vertically, not horizontally. You won't see me in your earthquake deathtrap anytime soon.","@demize95 I don’t always accept certs signed by private CAs, but when I do","@Mark_Coker smart meter infrastructure","@Mark_Coker to go outside? Not in the opinion of the police who patrol the elementary school across the street…","@demize95 I only know of one mathematician in Israel, and… … …","@demize95 o.o;;","@vogon (Someone else in the thread was all, I met my cofounder on tinder, we only did it that one night…)","@vogon I’m willing to hold out a tiny niche of hope for they were totally kidding but","@tw @FakeUnicode @hairyegg I like them. The not-quite-flat shading is nice.","@wolfoftheair you can in fact get several going simultaneously.","@wolfoftheair there's a yellow box to indicate it detects a face and is auto-focusing around that square :)","@Talen_Lee you were considering something else?!","@zhuowei Gahh. Well. The handwriting panel in Windows was not too terribly accurate for me.","@Talen_Lee in other news, I just got brave enough to transcribe my handwriting to typing. Where the machines can find it.","@Talen_Lee yes, by proof of construction of Game of Life, though the extant videos are of terrible quality","@mikeorren @evacide sir I take this as a challenge","@mahmoud_akl @mikko dollars to donuts it’s for uploading checks.","@Shufflejoy they also know how to once in a while admit they crossed the unfunny horizon and retract one","@LRcomic @vogon \nJanuary 2: Snowhog Day\nFebruary 2: Groundhog Day\nMarch 2: Windhog Day\nApril 2: Rainhog Day\nMay 2: Grasshog Day\nJune 2: Sunh","@LRcomic @vogon April showers bring rainhogs","@demize95 @Shufflejoy @m1sp I don’t feel *safe* if someone can see it. I feel at extreme risk to abuse.","@demize95 @Shufflejoy @m1sp *adjusts shirt*","@Shufflejoy @demize95 @m1sp I’m serious \n\nI find it genuinely distressing","@demize95 @Shufflejoy @m1sp I have this… thing about cleavage.","@demize95 @Shufflejoy @m1sp note that I mean too low cut according to my calibration and not to, perhaps, the average calibration.","@demize95 @Shufflejoy @m1sp I do too except it’s too low-cut to actually wear in public. Can’t tell here as it’s artistically adjusted","@blowdart wait, Windows is free? ಠ_ಠ","@Shufflejoy something on your mind Shuffles","@thezeist I was slowly building this need in my head to shout at them that we know empirically databases leak constantly",".@thezeist DANG that’s a good one.","@hairyegg thank you, but none of those seem to be the set Twitter web is using?","@psobot it just takes an extra degree of WTF to get PHP to spill its own source code in production",".@matthew_d_green I sense a startup","@psobot oh my gods what even. Isn’t that stuff only supposed to render to localhost?","@psobot Very Legitimate","@kherge nah I mean like… to use. as opposed to steal. 😛","@doot0 Ohh. The standard Android font is monochrome and very robot-centric afaik","@doot0 that’s Working As Intended, I refer strictly to the new web workaround","@hiramiyaa @m1sp who, me? Couldn’t be.","@m1sp @antumbral gahhhhh why do you do this to me","@m1sp I have no eyes and I must cry\n\n#shudder","@hiramiyaa that’s my job","@mikko @JyriTiimonen dang. No-one aboard??","@travisgoodspeed it’s a certain god. He’s getting desperate to get through to you. Just ignore him…","@alt_m1sp :3 :3 :3","@_larry0 💝","@_larry0 💝","@Shufflejoy remember what I said about their signature counter being seemingly deliberately confusing?","@ClaudioDekker I’m pretty sure it aligns with precedent cases, for better or for worse","@solidsnack if you think about it, there are fairly few functions a government provides where knowing someone’s gender is strictly needed","@moogtrain @eevee I’ve noticed that, actually :)","@eevee for a while I frequently was followed by teenage boys and girls who thought I spoke their language and tried to talk to me","@eevee I think my 9% Indonesian follow rate is a sampling bias quirk of Twitter’s “who to follow” recommendations for a new account","@eevee can’t say that I’ve noticed that.","@dancapper @chronic they were incorporated in the US and based out of Japan.\n\nJust to make life difficult for themselves, apparently","@eevee incidentally literally 9% of my followers are in Indonesia according to official analytics. They’re pretty big on social media.","@eevee rank 139 of 179 in the press freedom index; how aspirational.","@Viss @Packetknife *faint smell of cherry mingled with misery*","@_defcon_ @Niki7a is the list of past speakers still in progress or was I fired","@jwatte while that’s my flippant response about my orientation, it turns out being flippant isn’t polite :)","@demize95 @Shufflejoy I swear they do this on purpose to be confusing","@Shufflejoy already signed it. For all my European pretensions, turns out I really am American.","@ra6bit he’s definitely subtweeting us.","@m1sp April the first, dear one. It’s not over yet.","@Talen_Lee I was gonna point out your terminology problem but that’d make me sound American","@Talen_Lee I’m just trying to make him maximally embarrassed.","@Talen_Lee no comment about which side I think he gets it from.","@ra6bit yeah pretty much. Don’t forget the genre caught on and was locally produced in Europe!","@Talen_Lee we all know he is the offspring of some fiiiiine genetic material. Hotness 2.0. Now with more kawaii.","@ra6bit for the same reason the Japanese are all ninjas and the Canadians are all Mounties","@Talen_Lee wicked and godless prose","@m1sp @Talen_Lee don’t break my heart like he did ;(","@Talen_Lee @m1sp it’s entirely coincidental he was short, dark-haired, and prone to wearing an actual green cloak. In public.","@Talen_Lee @m1sp I eventually grew up. We are still friends in the sort of way that lapses for years until suddenly.","@Talen_Lee @m1sp but he never loved me back.","@Talen_Lee @m1sp I have heard of it. I actually have a story about falling in love with a boy as he recited that scene from the Watchmen.","@Talen_Lee @m1sp indeed.","@ternus grats!","@fredowsley @nickdepetrillo with pleasure.\n\nYou know, boys, I’m gonna be in Virginia in about 30 hours… … to go to a wedding, sigh.","@nickdepetrillo @fredowsley oh he’s with YOU? No wonder he missed my birthday.","@hinanawi_chan @m1sp is it… chaste?!","@m1sp @hinanawi_chan oh my gods are you two… *skyping*","@Talen_Lee @m1sp *me*? I star nothing.","@m1sp @Talen_Lee *glances around* *opens writing app*","@tenfootfangs how do you make snakes look so kawaii","@hinanawi_chan @m1sp … really?","@m1sp @hinanawi_chan *ruffles hair*","@amazingant exactly. :)","@mirell you could try pitch bending upwards slightly in an audio editor and playing that back through good speakers to the phone","@demize95 @Talen_Lee @hinanawi_chan American public schools are government, but they have all sorts of weirdness around custody of the kids","@lrigknat_geek 🔪💀","@rmd1023 Woburn is primarily known for being the inspiration for a movie about negligence of the water safety. \\o/",".@lojikil I’ve found that if you use a handle as your primary identity, people will assume your “real name” is automatically secret :)","@Talen_Lee yeah she was all like who is THIS, why do you have his picture, and I wasn’t in TROUBLE but she just… well. Yeah.","@Talen_Lee for no apparent reason, and — get this — she PRINTED OUT a photograph of an internet friend she found in my documents","@Talen_Lee it WAS my hard drive, actually. My mother broke into my computer while I was abroad.","@lojikil it’s on my github, but a lot of people don’t notice that and think I keep leaking a secret identity :)","@Talen_Lee oh hey so guess what I still haven’t forgiven my mother for a decade later","@querulus @frkbmb that’s right on the dot for young earth creationism","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee although there’s multiple dimensions of which I “like best” — she’s not “the one I would most cuddle” :)","@zhuowei @Talen_Lee Houri, the Red Swan of Tarim, you heard it here first","@Talen_Lee my hips will never sashay like that though :(","@Talen_Lee (channeling my own favorite character in ultimate author arrogance)","@samuelpepys got any tips for convincing other people they’re froward?","@Talen_Lee @Shufflejoy what is this device, shall enemies be crushed upon it","@Talen_Lee @Shufflejoy is it the shoe with which we CRUSH OUR ENEMIES?","@Talen_Lee ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ","@miaubiz he’s drunk on kawaii.","@fewerror bingo baby!","@vogon @fewerror less wrong! #botbaiting",".@jonoberheide I hope you at least got more than ten million dollars","@ShadowTodd stereotypes about nobles being softies taken to satirical extremes, afaik.","@vruz if they genuinely did not expect this backlash then they really failed in due diligence when they chose him...","@demize95 @chriseng ˙ ͜ʟ˙",".@chriseng *me*, abuse emoticons? (ㆆ▃ㆆ)","@TheEijk no, it's definitely not Windows XP at all :)","@DainCaldon I actually already own two or three Windows computers that are better than this one. But I can't use them because Reasons","@DainCaldon please don't draw the attention of my CEO :)","@DainCaldon lenovo e531? It falls short of every single requirement I had but there's a ban on ordering new laptops because who knows","@demize95 no, why would... ... huh. It does. What am I supposed to do with this??","@demize95 at least it has a real HDMI port so I can upgrade to the Minimum Viable Resolution of 1080p if I lug around my monitor everywhere","@blowdart I hired <redacted> to stand in for me. He’s so shy, so he’ll never betray me.","@travisgoodspeed check your privilege","@unixronin still can’t see anything chief.","@abrahamvegh yeah if only.","@hinanawi_chan Catherine the Great",".@captcarl13 I’m hoping to make a jailbreaker cry :)",".@captcarl13 You do realize I am not stupid and I *am* mean, right","@jeremiahfelt for a split second there…","@m1sp better than the most obvious reason","@Talen_Lee you DM’d me in my sleep! Apparently I also answered in my sleep, if logs are to be believe","@protosphere_ @m1sp in my building, the one on the left will always open first","@m1sp @kivikakk oh. My husband wanted you to know that it’s vulnerable to high-quality gaming mice","@puellavulnerata oh my gods this isn’t even April Fools is it","@m1sp aww what did I ever do to them besides create them and give them self-awareness of their own suffering","@mralext20 @zhuowei go reserve your top hat before they run out :)","@mralext20 @zhuowei oooh.... it's still March in Alaska ain't it.","@zhuowei do you not see the hat","@hinanawi_chan @zhuowei it's fine. This is waaaay too many presents, it will go to my head.","@zhuowei @hinanawi_chan \\o/ just in time :D","@JimmyS continual penetration testing. B- on the physical front.","@wakachamo @eevee … and the teacher grades it as ‘?’…","@demize95 @Talen_Lee because I mean, I’m just saying — boys and ropes","@JZdziarski …. Yeeeeeees? Most of my friends have accounts there…","@Talen_Lee >_>","@Talen_Lee a-are you keeping notes on people’s confessed fetishes or—","@Talen_Lee then maybe I can’t flippantly be like “that sounds hot” :(","@Talen_Lee I need to know if the context is fictional or not because reasons","@zhuowei @pcmattman ahh-hah!","@Talen_Lee that… that can’t be the same Wendy’s as we have","@ThomasWinwood it’s one of those quotes where the more you dig the more “real” origins you will find","@AlyssaRowan @hyperelliptic from the amount that goes over an SSL handshake? If so that’d be a whole new level of broken!","@SOMAMadman but I have no easy answer for the problem that obviously not everyone in a company will agree 2/2","@SOMAMadman by taking a political stance I mean having a publicly issued opinion on some relevant matter 1/2","@JZdziarski kept them to himself to the tune of $$$$. Quiet as the grave. Forced no one to follow laws he funded to enact. Totally optional.","@dancapper I’m sick of certain people criticizing certain corporations’ decision to publicly criticize Mozilla.","@Talen_Lee @Avian_Flame technically it’s not free yet but if someone wants an advance copy of the pending free release I’m game","@Talen_Lee @m1sp D: nooo","@WhiteMageSlave no. Orange, I think.","@WhiteMageSlave a gimmick to get people to install it and use it instead of Apple Maps, I reckon","@hinanawi_chan @m1sp I would be quite happy to have my handle splattered across ten million SSDs >:D","... Granted, it's a game that's apparently about mass-murdering the character who most resembles *me*. @m1sp","@geekable I've seen the pattern of closet teen -> get the hell out -> open several times in people I personally know","@geekable I'm not in any closets. I'm just thinking of people (esp. teens) who have legitimate concern they will be Literally Murdered","@geekable I know people on every side who are on every side of this question. It’s a legitimate debate with no easy answer IMO.","@needshortername I just meant that they’re in every facet of my social existence","@WhiteMageSlave install google maps on your ipad and use the search bar, there should be a \"start\" button","@Packetknife … feet?","@admung well, it looked like that, but I'm pretty sure it was just in that general style and not literally Dragon Quest","@admung there was a joke about loading it on a famicom with a cartridge, but that's it","@admung it wasn't promoting any particular game or other salable object, it was just in generic 8-bit style","@WhiteMageSlave blah blah blah sister in law getting married this weekend","@WhiteMageSlave thank you and that's okay! I'm gonna be in Virginia in a few days actually though a meetup may not be in the cards","@frkbmb actually they were pretty big on grim humor based on the medieval book art I've seen","@frkbmb yes but I can’t think of it…","@djrbliss @nickdepetrillo no offense to NickDe. <3","@djrbliss @nickdepetrillo I’m not saying you’re handsome, Bliss, I’m saying Nick isn’t.","@nickdepetrillo @djrbliss you’re really giving yourself too much credit there.","@apiary @focalintent we’ll even let you out once a day for lunch if you’re good.","@radiofreekruzr @DrPizza in other words there are people who believe the OT stories mandate that races maintain cultural separation","@radiofreekruzr @DrPizza they try, usually with recourse to Cain, to Noah’s sons, and the Tower of Babel","@radiofreekruzr @DrPizza there was a *black* church near my house who expelled a black-Native American couple because it wasn’t “right”.","@radiofreekruzr @DrPizza for context I have lived about half my life in the rural American south and attended religious schools therein.","@radiofreekruzr @DrPizza do we know the same Christianity? Opposition to mixed-race was/is absolutely “justified” with recourse to religion",".@spacerog I'm not willing to trust this, itself, isn't the April Fool's on engadget's part","@LoserN00b you have a twitter?!","@Myriachan (thank gods)","@Myriachan (thank gods)","@Myriachan Dual EC is not the default in anything shipped by MS","@rmd1023 :(","@munin @zigg … at which point you’re probably not using Dropbox anyway","@munin @Gizmodo encrypting and sharing are pretty much by definition not compatible.","@JZdziarski no, I mean you can change the hash that way easily with GUI tools","@JZdziarski most media formats have embedded ASCII metadata you can append a character to without hurting searchability","@demize95 good job, but I’m a bit concerned at how low a passing score goes!","@psychopathrik nah, I posted right at midnight for maximum gloryhogging timeframage :p",".@Kaptain_Kaos @needshortername @FredericJacobs As someone named Μέλισσα I really don't want to be \"protected\" by Bee-safe",".@JZdziarski seems to be working…","@needshortername @FredericJacobs $40,000. They were definitely renting, probably from Amazon.","@m1sp honestly that’s more readable than the “real” math anyway","@d_m_elms aww, I don’t like doing that, because some people get offended if you swing high and some if you swing low :p","@d_m_elms I’m 0x1A! :)","@Wikinaut I exist in the public sphere. The conceit that such information *isn’t* available is dangerous.","@Packetknife @leighalytle I'll see what I can extract from my husband :p","@nbwri well that's ominous","@Andronian also: adjust lighting so your pupils dilate; that's nowhere near max dilation though.","@hinanawi_chan @zhuowei perfect!","@DanielOCL I'm afeared you have an off-by-one error","@demize95 @hinanawi_chan (I realize the darker one is more of a stylized red)","@demize95 @hinanawi_chan ~ we all have pink hair you even have two pink hair ~","@demize95 @hinanawi_chan (this is an implicit 🎂 greetz)","@hinanawi_chan @demize95 in which I realize I’m a callous monster","@demize95 \\o/","@zhuowei @m1sp is that a no? :(","@zhuowei @m1sp if you want me to explicitly spoil what’s going on I totally will","@m1sp @zhuowei I guess there’s no reason it couldn’t be woman x woman but I don’t think they’d ever get a son as a result","@zhuowei @m1sp the father is an actual cisman I promise","@zhuowei @m1sp it’s not hand waving! It’s blood rites! As in literal blood, a domain of the goddess of iron","@m1sp @zhuowei no I’m not I swear! Katarosi x Ismyrn lesbians 4 ever","@zhuowei @m1sp hahahahaha no wait I can explain — !","@zhuowei @m1sp no, a boy named Izmirlian, which is what Katarosi decides the male/Tarimized form of Ismyrn is.","@m1sp gods I love putting characters in horribly mean situations","@m1sp don't spoil for the cross-talk readers whether she does ;)","@m1sp -- \"at any time I could kill this little girl and become IMMORTAL.\"","@m1sp so, Katarosi ragequits to be with Ismyrn, Houri ends up as regent for Payl and left in the absolutely terrible position of --","@m1sp that will probably still happen but mostly because he's a !@#$ menace to anyone not named Nairi or Constans","@m1sp -solidifying the rules places his cousin, who has no blood relation to Katarosi or Houri, very unambiguously before him.","@m1sp Izzie ain't no queen of birds. I realize I need to do a little retrospective editing where he is called a crown prince as-","@m1sp - her smoothing things over with her second marriage, but we're talking on a scale of days.","@m1sp the next one after Hayr, when Katarosi completely ragequits. One could say there was a brief intermission between his apotheosis and-","@m1sp book 1: 836; book 2: 840; book 3: 841 (might start still in 840); book 4: 844.","@m1sp nah, that's year 840.","@m1sp gonna tweak it so Rashk gives a specific timeframe for the fall of the dynasty — year 844 I think it is.","@m1sp it’s mostly that I think I need to bundle more into the first volume what the long term gameplan is","@m1sp >:D","@m1sp I am sneaking in that new scene with Whiny Vahagn though, appended to chapter 17.","@m1sp good news! I finished the six-month reread of my own book and *I don't hate it*","@RobertMLee @sergeybratus pentagon set to hire a lot of people who only have a vague idea what they’re doing","@Talen_Lee this cannot possibly be true because it is the most obviously stupid plan in the history of the universe","@mralext20 @zhuowei no but I enjoy bitcoin drama.","@zhuowei @mralext20 it must be a truly ancient comment then","@sakjur receiver only","@sakjur oh, wait, definitely got Albania.","@sakjur not sure. There were some music stations I skipped over and didn't look up at the time. Will try again later...","@sakjur I think the distance might be juuust over nine thousand miles :) #botbaiting","@sakjur I wasn't even trying to tune into New Zealand, but I heard very faintly some music, and sought it out, and realized what I had found","@sakjur Does that stand for Stockholm? No idea. I've been trying to pick up various things in Russia to no success so far.","@JohnMilkspill I imagine it's still the most reliable way to map out what your broadcast station's reception actually is on the cheap","@DaveFriesen I'm a newbie to terminology. I mean they sent me an HTML \"card\" by email.","@averagesecguy looks like they substantially paraphrased to fit the format they had in mind but close enough","@averagesecguy whoa they actually printed that?! Guess I'll have to buy a copy! They asked for something a few months ago.","@geekable I assume HAPPY and BIRTHDAY are macros (I'll let you off easy on the smart quote)","@hinanawi_chan let’s imitate our own native interface with CSS. No one will ever notice.","@m1sp *pulls New DM lever*","@wimremes … that never happened.","I dreamed @thegrugq and @rantyben were *insisting* I get on the next plane to Thailand, and wouldn’t tell me why.","@m1sp woohoo! I’m twenty-six abroad!","@m1sp @lunavis do so. They were dumb dreams anyway","@m1sp @lunavis hmm, I guess there is something cute about being woken up by BFF talking about me on twitter. *yawn stretch*","@thegrugq and your proposed alternative that includes a nontrivial number of people maintaining access to the open internet is?","@vogon the VMS assembler calls them asciiz which I’m pretty sure is a rapper","@Talen_Lee as a paranoid person: <feels>","@miuaf @Talen_Lee no no that’s the buzzer not the woodpecker! :)","@ra6bit :(","@ra6bit yeah that’s probably it! Since when did you go private","@ra6bit I can try to get a decent picture tomorrow if it isn’t pouring but I don’t have any zoom lens","@ra6bit so that it doesn’t whip off in high wind?","@sjalexander oh, it does have a solar panel, though, despite the power lines being right there","@sjalexander it’s at the top of the pole, I could determine nothing about the box save it’s white and boxy","@Talen_Lee the soviets can jam my radar when they turn off their dang woodpecker","@m1sp if anyone else catches it, I’ll tell them Hayr can’t count that high anyway","@m1sp Mispy I’m editing \n\nWhy didn’t you tell me I said “almost three hundred years” when I meant “just over three hundred years”","@pookleblinky @frkbmb would you like five hundred rose gold coins illustrated with a cat sleeping on a cheese wheel","@pookleblinky @frkbmb well once I started playing Dwarf Fortress the allure of stamping your own sigil on your wealth became clear :)","@Talen_Lee billion dollar gift card here I come.","@tsdNull I do live in Massachusetts…","@rmjorg I worked on this document from two different computers with the same app, so maybe some arcane setting was not in agreement :(","@MechMK1 the devil's own kerning","@rmjorg then I would have expected to lose all of the curlies for straights, as I change the font with ctrl-a","@vogon well curly is what I want so they’re not nearly smart enough","@NotFaulty @vogon … you know… I’m really bothered by how small his goggles are.","@JZdziarski I definitely didn’t opt in to that one…","@demize95 Kay-coolios my… something-oolios","@demize95 “the cold never bothered me anyway” is a crucial line.","@tenfootfangs the terrible thing is I absolutely can read that via memetic suffusion","@PythEch is this an IP they have failed to ban?","@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave adding that new section has pushed book 1 over 115,000 which is brushing against the 120k \"hard limit per novel\" :)","@sergeybratus closer to the black pitch of powered off? :(","@needshortername @zigg @grygrflzr there are far better-looking fonts for that, but they unfortunately don’t ship with the operating system","@riajuunibyou @trap0xf I have never seen a doujinshi rated one star before \n\nI can’t even tell if it’s hentai and not sure I want to know","@hemantmehta YouTube is (apparently deliberately) very shoddy at updating view count","@bascule @ioerror affect! He is sent by the shadow cabal to AFFECT us!","@WhiteMageSlave @antumbral @m1sp wait what\n\nDM me who because really?? I'm genuinely surprised in the best sort of way","@grygrflzr I hate most sans, and I can easily tell the difference between several families of serifs, so switching serifs seems to work","@grygrflzr it just has to be different enough to disrupt your visual memory","@antumbral @m1sp I still have difficulty believing my baby brother *isn’t* gay. Holding out for a bisexual confession.","@m1sp are you telling me to encourage the stereotype of grown women being infected with the devil’s philosophy and suddenly being lesbians","@m1sp on the weird dreams note — probably shouldn’t tell my cousin who married a preacher I dreamed she came out as a lesbian, huh","@needshortername by Traditional Unicode I meant glyphs that pre-date the modern emoji. There is no traditional watermelon :)","@needshortername you don’t actually want Traditional Unicode rendering in color in webpages, it breaks design assumptions","@m1sp oh my gods, can’t these hostages stop whining about their first world hostage situation and move on!","@needshortername and it’s black in iOS Safari within a webpage!","@blackhole0173 @m1sp I distinctly recall getting in a fight with a high school teacher over this distinction, him being the latter :(","@realDonaldTrump @eevee thank you for working hard to actively spread proven lies and make the world worse","@AlyssaRowan nothing. It’s just not nearly as effective :)","@m1sp *wakes up* … wat\n\n*rolls over* good night I say!","@Mark_Coker nope.",".@hawkieowl if you're trying to repro, \"Alex\" says it but the lady voice I tried doesn't seem to.","@hawkieowl without arguments to change the parameters you just get the same thing as you get in a GUI","@Yarmn ... are there infinite unique versions of mad world?","@me_irl so tell your own followers you're on the prowl for one and you'll probably get one within a few days","@me_irl an invite; I have none right now, but I get a new wave of trackers every few days","@_jdpage you can use straight gnupg, or their friendly wrapper, or you can use their browser crypto if you're really brave/lazy :)","@_jdpage keybase is a website for listing pgp keys by twitter identities (and other identities, list is growing), they're in closed alpha","@munin now that'd be telling.","@ClaudioDekker heheh, well that worked! :)","@zhuowei @m1sp in theory there’s a method to the madness of the filenames","@zhuowei @m1sp ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. lol","@ClaudioDekker just making sure :)","@ClaudioDekker poke, the Jacob guy who pinged you is legit","@savagejen @m1sp book 2 is about a third done (a quarter by simple page count but that ignores a lot of other work)","@m1sp and we do know that… Clarion wants a baby and can’t have one… what has she been doing to learn how to do this","@m1sp this is basically magitech genetics so I hope you like it","@m1sp I imagine once Rashk actually met Barsamin and took a highly calibrated gaydar reading he was thinking \"eh... maybe I misinterpreted\"","@m1sp bahaha perfect. I mean Rashk repeatedly being wrong about who this goddess's parents are supposed to be. But, he's never wrong.","@m1sp <s>Eodar and Helian</s> <s>Barsamin and Erasmin</s> The second protagonist's estranged brother and childhood friend!!","@m1sp at this point he's interpreting it as Barsamin is the *father* of a future Aspect of Flight. Mind you, he hasn't actually met Bars.","@m1sp at this point he's interpreting it as Barsamin is the *father* of a future Aspect of Flight. Mind you, he hasn't actually met Bars.","@m1sp anyway Rashk's interpretation of Barsamin's future in this scene is Not Even Wrong but you're prob the only reader with enough lore","@ClaudioDekker what happens if your password is already a username I wonder",".@NightsideSec @ClaudioDekker just so we're clear I meant I am looking for security people from Twitter the corporation","@m1sp @gewt this gets even better/worse if you read him with a cartoon vampire accent to match the cape","@novembernvrends tweeting again worked so it was pretty weird","@matthew_d_green @ClaudioDekker if no-one comes I guess there's actually filing tickets like normal people. To sit over the weekend","@ClaudioDekker D:","@szakulec coldstone makes a \"cake batter ice cream cake\" with whip cream frosting. It's probably a little overpriced but I love it.","Hey, could any of the Twitter security people who happen to be around come talk to @ClaudioDekker thanks","@ClaudioDekker @hinanawi_chan do you mind if I call for a twitter security engineer to come look at this? Some of them follow me","@ClaudioDekker @hinanawi_chan wait, back up. You were trying to activate SMS for your account and it made your password into a username??","@m1sp well, he was right. Barsamin would never work up the nerve... until after the fact. Lots of nerve after the fact.","@ClaudioDekker @hinanawi_chan wait what","@m1sp :D :D","@szakulec oh, I'm not, it's just that the kind I *really* like is $35 for a fairly small cake","@ClaudioDekker @hinanawi_chan oh, huh.","@ClaudioDekker @hinanawi_chan ah yeah I doubt they’d serve a beta layout to someone who isn’t logged in","@ClaudioDekker @hinanawi_chan you mean it says one list or ?","@ClaudioDekker @hinanawi_chan I’m sure they’re just querying the list count for that number at the top without applying the filter…","Why does the new Twitter profile page leak how many private lists someone has? @twittersecurity","@ClaudioDekker @hinanawi_chan hang on… is it leaking that I have a private list? :\\","@ClaudioDekker @hinanawi_chan bahh. Yuck.","@Talen_Lee don’t they cost thousands of dollars though","@Talen_Lee I want a cat T____T","@Talen_Lee sorry I have to say things like that or I’ll fester in my obviously unreasonable feelings","@Talen_Lee I’m really emotional for no reason this afternoon and unreasonably upset at this","@Talen_Lee no. The month dies as I am born.","@PandaPhDminus simple black firefighting type. But it came from the Lego store down the street anyway","@demize95 @TheDaveCA I am <s>evil</s> great because I choose to be. W I L L P O W E R","@TheDaveCA @demize95 I strongly opine that intelligence is 90% being given both the opportunity and the motivation to develop it.","@zhuowei k!","@zhuowei btw, did you see that I finished the draft of the new bit with Rashk and Vahagn","@argonblue of all the bad things I can say about the federal government, I can’t say I’ve ever seen them use low-quality printers for forms","@argonblue the context is paper and only paper","@zhuowei hissss","@Kufat recommendations, news, other.","@NSACareers @mikko well… it’s not rot13…","@Talen_Lee but brand engagement is the secret of my power","@m1sp while Rashk comes across as empty due to shameless honesty, I think Varodahn comes across more like a maze of mirrors","@lazarus7 as an ex-crazy-puritan, I'm afraid that crazy puritans actually pay really close attention to marriage -> baby dates.","@gewt @m1sp anyway the digital version is going free in a month, with a few edits based on feedback.","@gewt @m1sp you get a one-off light show if you get the magic power, but I'm afraid there is no Moon Crystal Power","@lazarus7 this is the motivating thing, but, like, are they also planning on concealing the existence of an awfully quick-born baby?","@gewt @m1sp a bunch of gay teens (and a token straight or two) in a world where only a few specific people have magic powers. Drama ensues","@gewt @m1sp oh, you should read the book, Vahagn is the evil uncle of one of the protagonists :)","@gewt @m1sp come here for a big vahug from your evil uncle","@0xcharlie @rantyben aaaand now I know what happens when one is tagged.","@shellbryson yes, but I'm afraid I can't vouch whether the UK office has one.","@m1sp actually one of his lines is “a good theory, but it just so happens I am never wrong” \n\n(Even as he’s about to be Not Even Wrong)","@m1sp aww. What if I send you new Rashk writing?","@Mordicant well if you weren't kidding they'd still know in about three months","@demize95 oh I want a kid real bad. But she will be adopted, when I'm ready.",".@demize95 gods dangit demize I am *not* pregnant, now or ever","@Talen_Lee … oh my gods this is terrible","@homakov how to tell you this… well see you have one of those things, but…","@landley :<","@miaubiz pretty sure you can un-retweet and re-retweet something","@m1sp you’re here! ^.^","@yaakov_h ... which email?","@yaakov_h that one is Keybase-generated. I opted into the full high-risk experience because I plan to poke at it","@JackLScanlan check file system permissions on the folder where the images go","@judsontwit Scrivener for iOS is also my hope and my dream but I doubt they will ever ship it","@judsontwit Keep trying it. Keep not being satisfied.","@hypatiadotca ... would I look good with pink hair IRL? Probably not. When it's this long and fluffy I'd look like a neon cloud.","@hypatiadotca and I didn't even have to dye my hair...","@chort0 @McGrewSecurity I’ve never heard a gentoo user ask for the ability to compile https support out of Linux !","@DaveAtErrata @spacerog nothing scandalous about it! But I reckon he blacked out and doesn’t remember anyway","@spacerog when you started pulling young women aside in casinos to lecture them about the industry :)","@puellavulnerata they are foreign chemical companies hoping to happen across an industrial email and undercut their current supplier","@WhiteMageSlave but there should be options buried in right-click menus to terminate with extreme prejudice","@WhiteMageSlave yes, it’s the “better” one they don’t ship with the OS because it’s too complicated for most people","@WhiteMageSlave @Shufflejoy this… only partially answers my question !","@mattsta now that’s building a brand.","@McGrewSecurity people who are the textbook example of Dunning-Kruger effect may wish to turn off this basic safety feature…",".@Beaker @Jolly this is easily the stupidest thing I’ve seen on the internet all week… and I read comments on reddit!","@yProd behold my look of disapproval for databases that refresh on a scale of hours ಠ_ಠ","@Shufflejoy did you… genetically splice two of my friends","@DarrenPMeyer but that means basically nothing to me therefore it’s 99.99% off the table.","@miah_ does not meet the first requirement of meeting my needs","@MilkTheElephant for actually writing on iPad? No. Unbearably laggy. No auto-curl on my precious quote marks. Other barbarisms.","@blowdart anyway what I really want is Scrivener writ mobile","@hinanawi_chan I do 90%+ of all computing on an iPad","@blowdart I wrote the last one in a year. Seven to go.","@mattsta @thegrugq doctor, it hurts when I use a hobbyist database at scale","@bradleymeck smartcards? not offhandedly sorry","@zhuowei @m1sp ~ it is a mystery ~","@zhuowei @m1sp no one knows what happened to it after the old crone bought it off her.","@zhuowei @m1sp to the eyes themselves. Hmm.","@zhuowei @m1sp Vahagn's; when he washed up on Crazy Island he could see again.","@ClaudioDekker it was also a convenient opportunity to offhandedly mention to a few thousand single men I was married to a wookiee.","@ClaudioDekker that's my husband's favorite part :)","@ClaudioDekker @hinanawi_chan !","@bloerwald the best part is that's an amazingly shoddy S to begin with","@demize95 problem solved!","@FredericJacobs @veorq ka-ching!\n\nFor the record, I was a minor and I was signing up for a video game beta.","@FredericJacobs in that case, gender was encoded and it had to match the other things on the form","@FredericJacobs when I had this problem in South Korea I discovered they followed a certain simple format to easily forge","@flipzagging @sweis no, because I have to turn down most invitations right now due to being mostly unable to travel. Thank you though","@demize95 not currently available outside of New England","@demize95 this is addressed on my website ;)","@captcarl13 “isn’t this our best box art ever?” Featuring the knight, the barbarian, the sorcerer, and the prostitute with a sword","@ETPC1 \\o/","@Talen_Lee most programmers go through this phase, even for years.","@Bethblog presents what? I answer THREE questions just to get the front page…","@m1sp @gewt aww.","@WhiteMageSlave \\o/","@eevee no his full name is Leader Dad Norman duh","@qole I *totally* ship my own characters. Both canonically and otherwise.","@davidjayharris @ZachWeiner as a superheroine, I’m gonna have to joss this one. The source of my powers is white chocolate and peanut butter","@Talen_Lee but I just wrote three pages explaining exactly why, and it all fits and I’m pleased.","@Talen_Lee “The Arcocellis are cooperating with Vahagn to place his nephew on a throne because…” Until tonight my answer was very vague","@Talen_Lee I knowingly leave huge blanks trusting that I’ll come up with something later","@Talen_Lee hey remember when Cinderella wasn’t blonde","@Talen_Lee … I thought the barrette was a sword with a frilly hilt…","@Talen_Lee THERE’S AN OFFICIAL @thegrugq PLUSHIE AHHHH","@m1sp and the best part is that it hinges on Rashk being *wrong*.","@m1sp I’m delighted. Finally came up with a cohesive theory for the Antaram throne conspiracy! ;)","@Talen_Lee #thatsmyfetish","@innismir @cnnbrk unable to artwicuiate clearly on social media. It’s a serious condition.","@Packetknife I can only assume she learned it from you, so apparently you’re *sassy*","@attritionorg he genuinely sounds… like the sort of thing it’s rude to speculate about","@chronic @rxcs none of my many openly Muslim neighbors have violated anything on my rigorous watch. They mostly act… normal! Weird!","@chronic gee, I wonder why I have him already blocked","@xkeepah it’s dangerous to go alone","@dawnisabel I’m not. I’m looking for the actual feature for testing purposes","@a_girl_irl @Shufflejoy but this is my first sighting of “m’lady” in the non-parody wild","@a_girl_irl @Shufflejoy so many people have said that “you’re a dream woman” line to me over the same sort of thing","@J3_D1 D:","@J3_D1 which means they’re doing some sort of weird incremental rollout instead of just giving it to people as they install…","@J3_D1 this is most assuredly what I have just installed on my phone but the feature is not there","@vogon yes","@gewt no I am practically quoting the news I RT’d","@attritionorg oh, that’d be just the worst!",".@chriseng bizarre; the iPhone one just updated too but it still says Retweet","@mirell Legos","@HillaryMelville note this was *inside our house*","@frkbmb this is also possible, as opposed to our \"it fell out of this lump of junk mail and we didn't notice\" theory","@RenatoFontes I'm alive! Nobody here and none of our many many electronics are gone","@thegrugq @chriseng the wind here is terrible today :\\ stupid flames","Check @chriseng timeline for live tweet of Boston Bombing response post-mortem","@chriseng l remember that. Caused a total traffic mess. Soldiers everywhere. THANKS OBAMA","@eevee there's no easy answer to where the balance point is but I feel reasonable in asserting at some point this particular guy crossed it","@eevee do you mean in my narrative or ?","@eevee thus putting the burden of fear on every young woman in the comp sci and math majors (few enough of us that he could stalk all)","@eevee yeah I think it’s a classic case of “but he’s ~socially disabled~ it’d be ableist to expel him for serial stalking”","@tenfootfangs o___O","@eevee a real trenchcoat and fedora type","@eevee the fact that last I heard they had granted FOUR restraining orders and still not expelled him is pretty telling","@eevee the year after I graduated, the uni started granting school-level restraining orders to the other girls","@eevee he was creepy with a capital everything and stalked every girl who took a CS class. I had to get ENGAGED to get rid of him","@eevee I’ve told it on twitter before but there was This Guy at my college who, among other things, really liked Haskell","@eevee I know why *I* haven’t. It’s synonymous with stalkers and restraining orders in my mind!","@nasko now there’s a classic left hand/right hand problem","@PxlPhile someone is modulating a radio transmission across a chunk of bandwidth so that, viewed in waterfall mode, you see this.","@DrPizza you might have to calibrate it for your eyes’ focal point. Take a break if you experience nausea or vertigo.","@PxlPhile it’s a radio waterfall.","@jpodhoretz @nytimes @ggreenwald only makes sense if you’re also shielding them from the disgusting world of heterosexuality","@m1sp I... see a flaw in this plan","@m1sp hey I am slowly freezing to death in the office can you open a wormhole to the Australian hellscape for me","@cyhatypyved @m1sp quote-stealing spambots must die","@dakami Kickstarter specifically warns against thinking of it as a preorder system :\\","@ZacharyOrr the one on the sticker in that picture","@MrToph @leighalytle \\o/",".@vogon it’s not every day the FBI raids senators and Freemasons though.","@gallifreyan @revolize it’s a hard drive with a bullet hole through it that showed up on my desk one day. Still not sure if death threat","@Talen_Lee @m1sp do you have… anything more… about Mispy? >_>","@Talen_Lee honestly almost everyone I know in deep geekdom hates Sheldon and all he stands for","@Talen_Lee @m1sp don’t think I know this rumpled one","@Talen_Lee @m1sp wait… was this the one about the rope","@m1sp @RavenholmeCP42 not yet","@Talen_Lee if that’s a sell-your-own tshirt site, that pic is auto-photoshopped","@m1sp more plausible?! D:","@m1sp how on earth did you end up in a religious school","@Talen_Lee mind you I am the kind of girl who sits around reading Origen","@Talen_Lee in the sense of highlighting that ~two thousand years have yielded zero good, uncompromising answers","@Talen_Lee I’m thinking of the sort of people who accept existing answers to the question of evil in the context of their all-loving god.","@Talen_Lee the downfall of theodicy, and orchestra music.","@m1sp oh, *I* have :D","@kaepora two billion dollars is an absolutely mind-poisoningly large amount of money for so few people",".@spacerog how do you “accidentally” mail something to full-disclosure","@Kufat oh I guess that is Frodo’s dad’s name isn’t it","@Kufat she literally had a son named Drogo actually.","@slaveration zomg it does.","@Talen_Lee I volunteer as tribute","@NintendoFanFTW @xkeepah my brain is interpreting the red bow on her discarded body as the bloody inside of her neck","@Myriachan he runs nmap and is one of the oldest names in the industry","@miuaf hope you don’t disappear from Twitter entirely, I like you","@antumbral @m1sp lol I tried to draw Tamal next but her braids and vine crown always come out terrible","@m1sp actually I feel it’s completely justified in the context I have deprived you of, she is no sweet innocent angel","@admittedlyhuman I guess this is a weakness of my tweet-sized philosophy.","@Kufat it’s eating the right markov chains","@misuzulive “oh, this neighborhood sounds posh”","@shelhart @attrc they have serial numbers. You want a model with overwritable firmware to defeat this. Game pirates would have a list","@TweetsofOld … well that was depressing","@mralext20 @big_ben_clock well, it will compress well, so upkeep costs will be minimal 8)","@_larry0 how come they never call me?\n\nActually I’d never know because I never answer a strange number first time","@admittedlyhuman it sounds like someone was being a creep themselves and not asking in good faith :\\","@admittedlyhuman they don’t, but for the record I consider myself extremely Socially Awkward but still agree with approx. all of that essay","@zygen @tapbot_paul nest doesn’t even appeal to me as something I would ever need or want. Oculus is at least wantable to me","@admittedlyhuman if you’re genuinely serious I can block you so I won’t :p","@admittedlyhuman if someone says “please don’t —— again to me” there’s rarely an appropriate answer other than “okay”","@TakoArishi we threw the entire country into building it all in one go and we’ve barely touched it since.","@TakoArishi most of our roads are honestly in a shameful state compared to our reputation","@Talen_Lee I feel subtweeted","@grp I think twitter uses a bloom filter type thing with a small but noticeable wrong answer rate","@grp most recent person I saw say this: definitely not. Other people: don’t think any of them were. Unfortunately I don’t have a list","@TakoArishi @Talen_Lee we have roads in mainland USA??","@grp who, the blockee? They can’t be retweeted in the first place","@MaruZenunim @Talen_Lee @TakoArishi I AM THE WILL WHICH DETERMINES THE WORLD.","@Shufflejoy there’s a saying about buying an airplane to get the peanuts inside.","@grp blocking someone and then seeing their tweets because someone else retweeted them is kind of contrary to this goal","@grp the use case of the block feature is to get someone out of your twitter experience unless you manually re-engage","@drymangobird @puellavulnerata programmable in the way HTML is programmable",".@munin To be clear I mean ***Twitter is buggy about enforcing block and this is utterly unacceptable***","@TRONMAXIMUM @vogon oh… one of those “saying hurtful things, but totes ironically, so it’s funny!” people.","@frkbmb I imagine they would have to iterate the process for producing the circuitry several times (and need relevant insights)","@rantyben now you listen here —","@jakalopee @eevee I’m so frustrated with certain (intelligent) people who don’t grasp this sort of thing right now that I want to cry :(","@JZdziarski @DarthNull people boycotting their personal hot button issues is 100% perfectly sensical","@JZdziarski @DarthNull weren’t you just criticizing people for not boycotting Starbucks enough? It can’t be both","@DarthNull @JZdziarski the root cause of all this discussion is the Mozilla CEO guy is a prop 8 funder ($1000)","@JZdziarski @DarthNull though I’m sure at least one person has out of the thousands simply expressing disappointment in Mozilla’s choices.","@JZdziarski @DarthNull I still don’t know of any specific examples of anyone seriously making *that* argument","@JZdziarski @DarthNull one of the #1 reasons I moved to Massachusetts was to get into a state that HAS agreed to this","@JZdziarski people protest Starbucks all the time. When *isn’t* Starbucks being protested by someone over something?","@JZdziarski — someone who has monetarily funded the fight against the cause of a SUBSTANTIAL minority of the tech community","@JZdziarski I’m not seeing that. I’m seeing disappointment that Mozilla placed in the highest, most public leadership position —","@JZdziarski okay… well… um… they’re pretty wrong. We built a society around the assumption you can sign a contract to become family.","@JZdziarski and the argument I have yet to hear to deny equal rights to equal people is ?","@chriseng that’s basically Eich’s own argument on his old blog post. “Stop being so intolerant of me funding intolerance! That’s bad!”","@Sonikku_a @winocm just in case someone else hasn’t mentioned it: it’s a joke gag gift.","@JZdziarski if you’re opting into a service to tie your twitter to your key, I’m pretty sure blowing your cover is a feature not a bug","@JZdziarski you know the escrow is 100% optional right? I chose to use it for when I get a chance to go bug hunting","@MentatMode @Anne_Roth just passing forward a specific example of a general reminder the phish are out there :)","@Herrackman @Talen_Lee @m1sp dragon blooded, that’s it. I kept coming up with Dragonborn and thinking no, no…","@Talen_Lee it’s simple. Cheap. Reliable. Effective.","@puellavulnerata I wouldn’t call that completely normal","@Talen_Lee @m1sp but my character was Zanzeibel, a name of much import in my own lore.","@Talen_Lee @m1sp also, when I played Exalted, it was as the bronze tier ones, I can’t remember their name","@headhntr @thegrugq he’s got me on one count. But five or six years? I’ve only been refusing to talk to my husband since last night","@m1sp did you see the picture I drew last night of using Tsovinar as a radio transmitter :p","@DaKnObCS it was just under $50. I was trying to use up a gift card but Amazon rejected it but I decided I really wanted it anyway lol","@DaKnObCS it’s not an SDR actually","@sixohsix yeah, that’s how I was figuring out who I was tuning into","@Talen_Lee @m1sp Exalted *may* have been an influence.","@m1sp 300 years later, after the internet is invented, some idiot thaws her out.","@kyhwana in particular I feel like the way this lady just said \"myuuurder\" is not how an Australian would say it","@kyhwana so, sorry again, but no. You sound completely identical. \n\nActually I feel like there's a tiny diff I can't put my finger on","@kyhwana ... yes actually it's very easy sorry >.>","@danielwithmusic radio new zealand international on 15720 khz","@chriseng they just break for no reason\n\nHonestly my sister is not very computer literate","@ra6bit it came with a block diagram that specifically notes the DSP is “American”","@vogon did you retweet that because the license plate is — \n\n— yes, yes you did","@ra6bit well what I mean is I picked up China Radio International but according to a website the exact transmitter is in Albania","@ra6bit just learned I can’t trust the announced country name as for where the transmitter actually is, haha.","@frkbmb yes, ARM Jasmine, and I think others","If I fall off a chair and die trying to tack copper wiring to the ceiling, the blame rests squarely with @ra6bit","@innismir @ra6bit yes, but, you can see the sequence of thoughts here.","@dakami I don’t think it’s simple; I think it’s ancient. That parser has been shipping for like twenty years.","@ra6bit you’ve just made me acutely aware I don’t know where our hot water heater actually is.","@ra6bit I am of course being slightly facetious. The next scheduled number station is midnight but I really doubt I could get it here.","@Talen_Lee why would a loving god leave us to hold seminars on why a loving god would allow wickedness?","@landley resplendent in the reception ! ~","@AnonO_o no, it's dot on for industrial control, just a question of what exactly","@zhuowei my \"wat\" is not always literal ;)","@bibbleco her conversion backend is wolfram alpha","@zhuowei bahaha wat.","@leviathanch it is some sort of common, short range device I am pretty sure. Just don't know what","@Talen_Lee that one just SOUNDS Mormon. Which is totally different!","@Talen_Lee actually I think she \"converted\" like five or six different people out of JW over a few years","@shiroihane no, it's 13560 which is ISM so it's \"basically literally anything\" and probably close by.","@Talen_Lee so the house was full of their literature and I became very familiar with their weirdly uniform style","@Talen_Lee my mother went through a phase of being a Fundie Classic on a crusade to save people from JW","@failathon sorry, it's a handheld audio one.","@Talen_Lee shortwave is noted for its nationwide religious broadcasts. I could pick out a JW from a Fundie Classic from a million miles.","@HanakoGames because it’s all about boys, boys, straight straight boys, everything must be for their demographic !","@akopa field trip!!","@akopa field trip!!","@gdude2002 \\o/","@bean_dad there is literally one on my desk right now.","@qole I'm referring to the media who I've spotted calling people up to age 35 millennials.","@akopa maybe but I don't really have a use for it right now","@danikayser84 pl-380 apparently? it has a mini-usb port. Not micro, nooo, that'd be too easy","@eevee at least it was “only” a thousand dollars which is on a personal scale (though certainly not a trivial amount)","@thegrugq they’re broadcasting on public walkie talkie channels, chief. I had my walkie talkie on.","@pbaylies oh, she gives the answer, it’s just her “loading screen” message","@eevee @atweetingtwit the “marriage and civil unions are equivalent even if we call them different things” operator","@demize95 yes that one exactly","@demize95 it was about $60 I think. It’s called a “base camp,” it’s larger than the kind you buy in pairs and clip to your belt","@demize95 but it refuses to go high power mode for the “family” channels","@demize95 the one I’m using has variable power. When it scans the licensed channels, a little “H” for High pops up","@demize95 though given how rarely I pick up anything here I doubt they were in that low power mode","@demize95 oh technically if you operate in really low power you can use these channels without a license, forgot that detail","@demize95 I was joking about the FCC raiding children, pretty sure they’d only bother in response to formal complaints","@demize95 they are two logically distinct sets of channels with different names and the radio is clearly marked as supporting both","@demize95 they can either revoke your license or fine you for not having a license to keep the channels clear for Serious Business","@demize95 I believe the idea is that some channels are intended for commercial usage and if you’re spamming it for the lulz","@WhiteMageSlave maybe they should invest in one larger computer instead of trying to use an 8-bit Beowulf cluster","@sfan55 (and they were using a channel you need a license for :)","@demize95 yes. It will clearly tell you in the manual which are which. But I get the impression the repercussions are… minimal","@sfan55 walkie talkies can go for miles in good conditions, especially in the high power mode you need a license for","@sfan55 walkie talkies have orders of magnitude more range and are kiddie birthday present sized in terms of cost.","@xkeepah with retailer markup you’re looking at more like $15 to $20 each but I bulk ordered 10 for just over 100 dollars last year","@Kufat no >.> … I don’t think so. It was 29 or so wasn’t it?","@xkeepah I guess you’ve, uh, missed out on the $10 SDR revolution","@xkeepah it’s a midland basecamp with a crank. Any ol’ SDR + some scripting would also work","@rmd1023 it’s a handheld radio that automatically scans the local walkie talkie frequencies.","@USSJoin yeah",".@katzmandu it’s walkie talkies",".@greerga another datapoint for my theory that Complaining is Magic","@blowdart the government has a tumblr. Several, in fact.","@demize95 @landley eighteen, never mind that I looked thirteen! :p","@landley @demize95 to be fair my husband does look like a Hollywood pedophile","@Kufat the one *nearest* to me is a school but most elementary schools let people use the playground and soccer field on weekends afaik","@Kufat I’m not aware of any playgrounds not open to the general public except maybe after dark","@munin @DarthNull okay. Let me put it this way.\n\nI’m not allowed to take pizza out of the oven because I keep burning myself.","@DarthNull oh, in theory, but odds are about 30 to 1 I’d just break it because I have very poor skillz","@Jennimason0990 well it was just last week that a lady thought I was young enough the ring demanded an explanation.","@apiary will we destroy ourselves?","@DrPizza @blowdart though it’s more common just to make a Purity Pledge and wear a Purity Ring you replace with your wedding ring","@DrPizza @blowdart I can attest that Purity Balls are a real thing the Daily Mail did not make up","@DrPizza OH I see you’ve discovered the American Christian tradition of the Purity Ball.","@twallutis @vrunt they’re for feeding animals","@mcclure111 @Jennimason0990 hahaha okay.","@Jennimason0990 @mcclure111 I *did* retweet the actual news first I am pretty sure ! :p","@Talen_Lee objectifying TO women? What’s being objectified in our general direction?","@Rippah1888 … I’ll be over here.","@Talen_Lee if they’re also sexist and racist clap your hands\n\nCLAP CLAP","@Talen_Lee CLAP CLAP","@eksith that makes me not one again","@kyhwana @dancapper you’re either older or a LOT younger than I thought.","@jlwfnord the context was the lottery complaining that millennials don’t buy lottery tickets ! The nerve","@McGrewSecurity lol (context implicit)","@DiorTheBun @Tomi_Tapio well I hope his dinosaurs all learned something.","@innismir well it’d be both simultaneously wouldn’t it?","@puellavulnerata I think she’s REALLY impressed I got quoted in Forbes that one time","@Shufflejoy I can’t say I was the first person to ever invoke the dark oath “may you step on a Lego”","@Myriachan @kivikakk which is a shame because I like the word radical. I want to be radical!","@Myriachan @kivikakk as far as I know this is literally the definition of radfem or at least that’s what it’s become","@harmless_ebooks @kivikakk not so harmless eBooks","@JackLScanlan when I was little I asked for an electron microscope for Christmas.\n\nApparently my parents don’t love me.","@cwebber yeah","@puellavulnerata … it’s still snowing weather here…","@comex that said, I kinda recall Xenosaga as being a movie pretending to be a game :)","@comex there’s an older game called The Bouncer about which the only thing I know is the notorious cutscene:gameplay ratio",".@natashenka “So-called Millennials not as stupid as grandparents think, refrain from buying lottery tickets”","@matthew_d_green we were taught this in university! Something about depersonalizing it. We’re not sure if it’s worth changing","@balpha yes actually, you need to go through the website interface to find the list of accounts who can send alerts","@balpha I don’t know. My city has yet to be attacked by kaiju","@Xaosopher as for my conclusion, the last time I caught a conversation, two people were discussing an orgy","@thegrugq respect my culture, Charlie Brown","@Xaosopher It might have been a young girl with an unusually mature voice harassing her dad, actually.","@Xaosopher seriously sounded like a cartoon villain and her henchman. \"When I call... you... ANSWER!!!!\" \"Roger.\"",".@Xaosopher Crazy lady flipping out at dude over not answering her radio summons quickly enough (~15 seconds). Dude sounds 100% done",".@puellavulnerata @twitter over a shark, that is.","@nelhage it really screams “corrupt vizier”","@sakjur \\o/","@sakjur does it crash??","@dan_crowley there’s a story that Ulysses S. Grant’s “accidental” name change in records was to get rid of the initials HUG.","@mtheoryx @codinghorror I am the granddaughter of a polio survivor, so there is hope for a good life for the last few afflicted","@demize95 must be the numbers.","@demizeinjail I can’t even imagine the gymnastics involved in that","@demizeinjail the plot thickens.","@m1sp well, the predecessor soul was also a Fantasy-European… guy. So I dunno what she’s supposed to feel about that.","@m1sp I made up for the overall shortage of white people in this story by putting the essence of Europe itself into her","@McGrewSecurity ohh, THAT Malware Must Die? They were very rude to me on twitter","@Kufat nothing to do with emails","@strcpy @grp that malicious code in the process is game over, which, strictly speaking, it is","@m1sp @Talen_Lee teenkin.","@Talen_Lee @m1sp what’s wrong, champ?","@m1sp @Talen_Lee … and apparently that afternoon I told a lady at the grocery store I was sixteen years old","@m1sp @Talen_Lee I guess this movie does very slightly predate you; I saw it when I was two years old after it came out on video","@m1sp @Talen_Lee please\n\nIt’s a DINGLEHOPPER","@Talen_Lee nothing confused about it!",".@auntysarah @maradydd why do newspapers make their “next page” button so tiny? It’s like they don’t want us to notice there’s more…","@thegrugq the condom bit makes it sound like some sort of political statement…","@m1sp I totally believe I said this but I can only imagine why","@m1sp @Talen_Lee probably like… three hundred tops","@m1sp yes I know I held back because you liked lisp and nothing good could come of that","@m1sp … Why did you follow me again","@Talen_Lee @kivikakk Baw-ston not Bwa, this is important","@kivikakk @Talen_Lee well I’d take you up on the offer but apparently you’re full","@Talen_Lee BOUNDLESS PLAINS TO SHARE","@Talen_Lee Certain guys I know insist they would be TOTALLY cool with it and that’s why it’s okay if they call me a guy.","@conniptions .oO(who is this looney…)","@savagejen and I do mean broadly offensive, not some sort of niche personal matter","@savagejen my last few unfollows have followed the pattern of someone being offensive and taking the “it’s your fault you’re offended” tack","@voodooKobra yeah, or “just threw up everywhere”","@savagejen I did accidentally follow someone with that, though I was just thinking about why I follow so-and-so anyway","@grp @strcpy I see it as an 80% solution; most compromises do not use maximally clever kits. You just can’t *count* on that.","@pchengi I still say it’s the NSA’s fault they didn’t respond to my request for comment from them.","@abby_ebooks @Ninjifox zomg perfect.","@jeremiahfelt though now I’m recalling a children’s book about an arsonist destroying a school and it was very sad","@jeremiahfelt … if a school had to go up in an inferno, at least it was on a Saturday","@Talen_Lee @jetblackvalias I hate when a typo makes me look crazy.","@Talen_Lee @jetblackvalias … I see.@","@Talen_Lee Bird Jesus lives in your heart.","@Talen_Lee *squint* not sure if Twitch Plays tweet","@m1sp1dea_ebooks like so.","@TheColonial oh. I thought you were referring to my problem in particular :)","@WillCulpepper @shellbryson I have an MP3, Audacity.app, and little else","@WillCulpepper @shellbryson mind you I've barely studied this type of signal processing, I'm just an easily amused hobbyist","@TheColonial I'm referring to priyom (where I was looking up known transmissions of UVB-76), you?","@mralext20 channel didn't even exist. I could camp it and be the operator ;)","@demize95 consensus seems to be it's because it's absolutely foolproof and apocalypse resistant: simplest AM radio receiver will work.","@demize95 it *is* encrypted, just in the pre-digital fashion","@bibbleco I plan to figure out which I can/can't receive in short order with careful consultation of schedule charts","@bibbleco I'm not working off my own receptions, but of posted archived recordings. My shortwave radio isn't even here yet :>","@TheDaveCA yeah, so, 12-18 months in... there's a new model of iPad... it's out of the question I would not just upgrade","@demize95 the thing I just posted shortly precedes the March 20 11:23 event","@demize95 yes. UVB-76 *is* a numbers station, but its ratio of meaningless beeps to numbers is about 10000000:1","@WillCulpepper @shellbryson in this case? Not very much. The profile looks slightly different but not tremendously.","@shellbryson within which there may or may NOT be a brief vocal transmission lasting mere seconds.","@shellbryson oh, context.\n\nTwenty four hours of BEEP <silence> BEEP <silence> BEEP <silence>","@DaveAtErrata @jeffreycarr @Beaker @4Dgifts @jack_daniel \n\npretty please with sugar on top take uninvolved parties off the cc","@DaveAtErrata @jeffreycarr @Beaker @4Dgifts @jack_daniel \n\npretty please with sugar on top take uninvolved parties off the cc","@kaepora @evacide they probably discovered unanticipated collateral damage from businesses configured to use it","@sakjur yeah but I was going direct from little ol' Boston","@ryanlawler a good account to watch would be @TelecomixTurkey if you are not already.","@ryanlawler casual twitter acquaintances in Turkey are describing a rapidly changing situation however. I guess they keep changing it up","@ryanlawler and requires more of a censorship infrastructure in place to pull off at a national level","@ryanlawler the other thing, IP blocking/banning, just means dropping all connections heading to those listed IP addresses","@ryanlawler DNS servers have their records altered to return the incorrect answer when someone, ie, lookups twitter dot com","@ryanlawler but from a definition standpoint independent of whatever's happening on Turkey's network, DNS poisoning/spoofing is when --","@ryanlawler The situation is seemingly very volatile right now and I don't have a machine in Turkey to examine results directly --","@DrPizza as opposed to him just dumping the whole thing to BitTorrent which was surely within his technological grasp","@DrPizza what I mean is — didn’t he give it to journos specifically so they could make the call of what should and shouldn’t be published","@DrPizza “Snowden” did not leak it. He took a very large cache and gave it to several journalists. Der Spiegel made this call","@PythEch I’m not sure what you’re trying to show me?","@korikisulda I have a feeling we’re disconnecting on terminology",".@korikisulda DNS poisoning makes it easy to redirect to a political message about the ban","@PythEch cc @tapbot_paul to answer his question","@pa28 @KateElliottSFF perhaps they’re confusing YA with YA Supernatural specifically, ie the Twilight Genre","@KateElliottSFF @pa28 anyway I was unaware all those YA novels starring boys I read as a teen were targeted at girls","@KateElliottSFF @pa28 isn’t it weird how being well-read was Manly until girls started doing it and suddenly it’s “boys are too fidgety”","@tapbot_paul also, telecomix + some guy who follow me together imply the ban suddenly got a lot more effective last night","@tapbot_paul probably a question of what filter technology they already had installed and tested","@demize95 no, the idea was if it’s less than 44 bytes then it’s automatically invalid, but I was too lazy","@demize95 I was trying to parse a wav file","@fuzztester well, I do concede I don’t have any ideas handy for an oleophobic coating that will never wear off.","@SamusAranX @Kufat do you mean it left a residue that turned all the pixels into little prisms or ?","@Kufat though I imagine that once the oleophobic coating is worn off, glass cleaner can’t make anything worse.","@Kufat cleaning cloth, as prescribed. The official Apple instructions say not to use glass cleaner spray.","@Myriachan given sufficient time, resources, and data…"]}

data/spec/model_spec.rb

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+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+require 'spec_helper'
+require 'tempfile'
+
+# TODO: Define API here, get 100% test coverage and make rubocop not throw more
+# offenses
+
+describe Ebooks::Model, '.new' do
+  it 'returns an Ebooks::Model instance' do
+    expect(Ebooks::Model.new).to be_a Ebooks::Model
+  end
+end
+
+model = Ebooks::Model.new
+
+describe Ebooks::Model, '#consume' do
+  context 'a properly formed hash is given' do
+    it 'returns a a different Ebooks::Model instance' do
+      content = JSON.parse(File.read(path('data/0xabad1dea.json')),
+                           symbolize_names: true)
+      m2 = model.consume(content)
+      expect(m2).to be_a Ebooks::Model
+      expect(m2).not_to be model
+      model.consume!(content)
+    end
+  end
+  context 'a malformed hash is given' do
+    it 'raises an ArgumentError' do
+      expect { model.consume({}) }.to raise_error ArgumentError
+    end
+  end
+end
+
+# consume also tests comsume!
+
+describe Ebooks::Model, '#tokens' do
+  it 'returns an array of string' do
+    expect(model.tokens).to be_an Array
+    expect(model.tokens.first).to be_a String
+  end
+end
+
+describe Ebooks::Model, '#sentences' do
+  it 'returns an array of array of numbers' do
+    expect(model.sentences).to be_an Array
+    expect(model.sentences.first).to be_an Array
+    expect(model.sentences.first.first).to be_an Integer
+  end
+end
+
+describe Ebooks::Model, '#mentions' do
+  it 'returns an array of array of numbers' do
+    expect(model.mentions).to be_an Array
+    expect(model.mentions.first).to be_an Array
+    expect(model.mentions.first.first).to be_an Integer
+  end
+end
+
+describe Ebooks::Model, '#keywords' do
+  it 'returns an array of string' do
+    expect(model.keywords).to be_an Array
+    expect(model.keywords.first).to be_a String
+  end
+end
+
+describe Ebooks::Model, '#to_hash' do
+  it 'returns a hash representation of this model' do
+    expect(model.to_hash).to be_a Hash
+  end
+end
+
+describe Ebooks::Model, '#to_json' do
+  it 'returns a JSON string' do
+    expect(model.to_json).to be_a String
+    expect(JSON.parse(model.to_json).keys.first).to be_a String
+  end
+end
+
+describe Ebooks::Model, '#create_status' do
+  it 'returns a status, that can be posted onto social media' do
+    expect(model.update).to be_a String
+    expect(model.update.length).to be <= 140
+  end
+end
+
+describe Ebooks::Model, '#create_reply' do
+  it 'returns an appropriate reply, that can be posted onto social media' do
+    expect(model.reply('hi')).to be_a String
+    expect(model.reply('some ISP in Russia')).to be_a String
+    expect(model.reply('abx')).to be_a String
+    expect(model.reply('hi').length).to be <= 140
+    expect(model.reply('hi').downcase).to match('hi')
+  end
+end
+
+describe Ebooks::Model, '.from_hash' do
+  it 'reads a hash representation of a model and returns a model' do
+    expect(Ebooks::Model.from_hash(model.to_hash)).to be_a Ebooks::Model
+  end
+end
+
+describe Ebooks::Model, '.from_json' do
+  it 'reads a JSON representation of a model and returns a model' do
+    expect(Ebooks::Model.from_json(model.to_json)).to be_a Ebooks::Model
+  end
+end

data/spec/spec_helper.rb

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+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+require 'simplecov'
+SimpleCov.start
+require 'moo_ebooks'
+
+def path(relpath)
+  File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), relpath)
+end
+
+# This file was generated by the `rspec --init` command. Conventionally, all
+# specs live under a `spec` directory, which RSpec adds to the `$LOAD_PATH`.
+# The generated `.rspec` file contains `--require spec_helper` which will cause
+# this file to always be loaded, without a need to explicitly require it in any
+# files.
+#
+# Given that it is always loaded, you are encouraged to keep this file as
+# light-weight as possible. Requiring heavyweight dependencies from this file
+# will add to the boot time of your test suite on EVERY test run, even for an
+# individual file that may not need all of that loaded. Instead, consider making
+# a separate helper file that requires the additional dependencies and performs
+# the additional setup, and require it from the spec files that actually need
+# it.
+#
+# See http://rubydoc.info/gems/rspec-core/RSpec/Core/Configuration
+RSpec.configure do |config|
+  # rspec-expectations config goes here. You can use an alternate
+  # assertion/expectation library such as wrong or the stdlib/minitest
+  # assertions if you prefer.
+  config.expect_with :rspec do |expectations|
+    # This option will default to `true` in RSpec 4. It makes the `description`
+    # and `failure_message` of custom matchers include text for helper methods
+    # defined using `chain`, e.g.:
+    #     be_bigger_than(2).and_smaller_than(4).description
+    #     # => "be bigger than 2 and smaller than 4"
+    # ...rather than:
+    #     # => "be bigger than 2"
+    expectations.include_chain_clauses_in_custom_matcher_descriptions = true
+  end
+
+  # rspec-mocks config goes here. You can use an alternate test double
+  # library (such as bogus or mocha) by changing the `mock_with` option here.
+  config.mock_with :rspec do |mocks|
+    # Prevents you from mocking or stubbing a method that does not exist on
+    # a real object. This is generally recommended, and will default to
+    # `true` in RSpec 4.
+    mocks.verify_partial_doubles = true
+  end
+
+  # This option will default to `:apply_to_host_groups` in RSpec 4 (and will
+  # have no way to turn it off -- the option exists only for backwards
+  # compatibility in RSpec 3). It causes shared context metadata to be
+  # inherited by the metadata hash of host groups and examples, rather than
+  # triggering implicit auto-inclusion in groups with matching metadata.
+  config.shared_context_metadata_behavior = :apply_to_host_groups
+
+  # The settings below are suggested to provide a good initial experience
+  # with RSpec, but feel free to customize to your heart's content.
+  # This allows you to limit a spec run to individual examples or groups
+  # you care about by tagging them with `:focus` metadata. When nothing
+  # is tagged with `:focus`, all examples get run. RSpec also provides
+  # aliases for `it`, `describe`, and `context` that include `:focus`
+  # metadata: `fit`, `fdescribe` and `fcontext`, respectively.
+  # config.filter_run_when_matching :focus
+  #
+  # Allows RSpec to persist some state between runs in order to support
+  # the `--only-failures` and `--next-failure` CLI options. We recommend
+  # you configure your source control system to ignore this file.
+  #   config.example_status_persistence_file_path = "spec/examples.txt"
+  #
+  # Limits the available syntax to the non-monkey patched syntax that is
+  # recommended. For more details, see:
+  #   - http://rspec.info/blog/2012/06/rspecs-new-expectation-syntax/
+  #   - http://www.teaisaweso.me/blog/2013/05/27/rspecs-new-message-expectation-syntax/
+  #   - http://rspec.info/blog/2014/05/notable-changes-in-rspec-3/#zero-monkey-patching-mode
+  #   config.disable_monkey_patching!
+  #
+  # This setting enables warnings. It's recommended, but in some cases may
+  # be too noisy due to issues in dependencies.
+  #   config.warnings = true
+  #
+  # Many RSpec users commonly either run the entire suite or an individual
+  # file, and it's useful to allow more verbose output when running an
+  # individual spec file.
+  #   if config.files_to_run.one?
+  #     # Use the documentation formatter for detailed output,
+  #     # unless a formatter has already been configured
+  #     # (e.g. via a command-line flag).
+  #     config.default_formatter = "doc"
+  #   end
+  #
+  # Print the 10 slowest examples and example groups at the
+  # end of the spec run, to help surface which specs are running
+  # particularly slow.
+  #   config.profile_examples = 10
+  #
+  # Run specs in random order to surface order dependencies. If you find an
+  # order dependency and want to debug it, you can fix the order by providing
+  # the seed, which is printed after each run.
+  #     --seed 1234
+  #   config.order = :random
+  #
+  # Seed global randomization in this process using the `--seed` CLI option.
+  # Setting this allows you to use `--seed` to deterministically reproduce
+  # test failures related to randomization by passing the same `--seed` value
+  # as the one that triggered the failure.
+  #   Kernel.srand config.seed
+end

metadata

@@ -0,0 +1,155 @@
+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: moo_ebooks
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 1.0.0
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Jaiden Mispy
+- Maxine Michalski
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2018-09-17 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies:
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rspec
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - "~>"
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '3.6'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - "~>"
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '3.6'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rspec-mocks
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - "~>"
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '3.6'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - "~>"
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '3.6'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rubocop
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+description: A minimalistic, markov chain based, library to feed ebook accounts.
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+summary: A minimalistic ebook library
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