mockeroo-mock-responses 0.1.0

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data/README.md

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+# mockeroo-mock-responses (Ruby)
+
+Sarcastic HTTP status code responses for testing and development.
+
+```ruby
+require 'mockeroo_mock_responses'
+
+resp = MockerooMockResponses.get_response(404)
+puts "#{resp.status}: #{resp.message}"
+# => 404: Whatever you're looking for, it's not here. Just like my will to help you.
+
+codes = MockerooMockResponses.get_available_codes
+puts codes.inspect
+# => [200, 201, 204, 301, 302, 304, 400, 401, 403, 404, 405, 408, 409, 413, 418, 429, 500, 502, 503, 504]
+```
+
+## Installation
+
+```bash
+gem install mockeroo-mock-responses
+```
+
+Or add to your Gemfile:
+
+```ruby
+gem 'mockeroo-mock-responses'
+```
+
+## API
+
+### `MockerooMockResponses.get_response(status_code) -> Response | nil`
+
+Returns a `Response` struct with `.status` (Integer) and `.message` (String), or `nil`
+if the status code is not recognised.  Each call picks a random message from the pool.
+
+### `MockerooMockResponses.get_available_codes -> Array<Integer>`
+
+Returns all supported HTTP status codes in ascending order.  Each call returns a new
+array; mutating it has no effect on the library state.
+
+## Running tests
+
+```bash
+cd ruby
+ruby test/test_mockeroo_mock_responses.rb
+```
+
+## License
+
+MIT

data/lib/mockeroo_mock_responses/version.rb

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+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+module MockerooMockResponses
+  VERSION = '0.1.0'
+end

data/lib/mockeroo_mock_responses.rb

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+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+require 'json'
+
+# Sarcastic HTTP status code responses for testing and development.
+#
+# Mirrors the behaviour of the @mockeroo/mock-responses npm package.
+#
+# Example:
+#
+#   require 'mockeroo_mock_responses'
+#
+#   resp = MockerooMockResponses.get_response(404)
+#   puts "#{resp.status}: #{resp.message}" if resp
+#
+#   codes = MockerooMockResponses.get_available_codes
+#   puts codes.inspect  # [200, 201, 204, ...]
+#
+# Response data is loaded from the canonical responses/*.json files at require time.
+module MockerooMockResponses
+  # A response holding an HTTP status code and a randomly chosen sarcastic message.
+  Response = Struct.new(:status, :message)
+
+  # Load responses from the canonical ../responses/*.json files.
+  # Falls back to a bundled `responses/` directory if present (for gem installs).
+  def self._load_responses
+    bundled  = File.expand_path('../../responses', __dir__)
+    monorepo = File.expand_path('../../../responses', __dir__)
+    dir = File.exist?(bundled) ? bundled : monorepo
+
+    data = {}
+    Dir.glob(File.join(dir, '*.json')).each do |file|
+      code     = Integer(File.basename(file, '.json'))
+      messages = JSON.parse(File.read(file, encoding: 'utf-8'))
+      data[code] = messages unless messages.empty?
+    end
+    data
+  end
+  private_class_method :_load_responses
+
+  RESPONSES = _load_responses.freeze
+  CODES     = RESPONSES.keys.sort.freeze
+
+  # Returns a Response with a random sarcastic message for the given HTTP
+  # status code, or nil if the code is not recognised.
+  def self.get_response(status_code)
+    messages = RESPONSES[status_code.to_i]
+    return nil unless messages
+
+    Response.new(status_code.to_i, messages.sample)
+  end
+
+  # Returns all supported HTTP status codes in ascending order.
+  # Each call returns a new array so callers may modify it freely.
+  def self.get_available_codes
+    CODES.dup
+  end
+end

data/responses/200.json

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+[
+  "Okay, what you gonna do next, son?",
+  "Congrats, you managed to not break anything. For once.",
+  "Wow, it actually worked. I'm as surprised as you are.",
+  "Success! But let's not get cocky about it.",
+  "Here's your data. You're welcome, I guess.",
+  "Everything's fine. No thanks to you.",
+  "Look at you, making successful requests like a big kid.",
+  "200 OK. Don't let it go to your head.",
+  "It worked. Try not to act so surprised.",
+  "Sure, here you go. Not like I had anything better to do."
+]

data/responses/201.json

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+[
+  "Oh great, you made something. The world definitely needed more of whatever this is.",
+  "Created! Another thing for me to keep track of. Thanks.",
+  "Fine, I made your little resource. Happy now?",
+  "Congratulations, it's a resource! 8 pounds, 3 ounces.",
+  "Created successfully. I'll add it to the pile."
+]

data/responses/204.json

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+[
+  "Done. I have nothing to say to you.",
+  "Mission accomplished. Now leave me alone.",
+  "Completed. No, I will not elaborate.",
+  "It's done. Don't expect a thank you card.",
+  "*silent treatment*"
+]

data/responses/301.json

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+[
+  "We moved. Didn't feel like telling you. New address over there.",
+  "This resource packed its bags and left. Permanently. Can you blame it?",
+  "Forwarding address left at the desk. Try to keep up.",
+  "Gone. Moved on. Like you should.",
+  "We've relocated. Update your bookmarks, grandpa."
+]

data/responses/302.json

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+[
+  "Not here right now. Try over there. Temporarily.",
+  "Stepped out for a bit. Check the other place.",
+  "I'm on vacation. Talk to my replacement.",
+  "BRB, redirecting you because I can.",
+  "Temporarily elsewhere. Don't get too attached to the new place."
+]

data/responses/304.json

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+[
+  "Nothing changed since you last checked. Quit being so clingy.",
+  "Still the same. You can stop refreshing now.",
+  "I literally just told you this. Use your cache.",
+  "Didn't change. Shocking, I know.",
+  "Same as before. What part of 'not modified' don't you understand?"
+]

data/responses/400.json

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+[
+  "Can you at least give me something proper to work with??",
+  "I've seen better requests from a broken keyboard.",
+  "What even is this request? Did you write it with your elbows?",
+  "Bad request. Bad! Go sit in the corner and think about what you sent me.",
+  "I tried to understand your request. I really did. I failed.",
+  "This request is so bad it made my parser cry.",
+  "Error 400: You had ONE job.",
+  "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in your request.",
+  "My toddler could craft a better request than this.",
+  "Have you considered reading the documentation? Just a thought."
+]

data/responses/401.json

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+[
+  "Who are you? No really, WHO ARE YOU?",
+  "Nice try, stranger. Show me some ID.",
+  "Authentication required. And no, 'please' is not a valid token.",
+  "You shall not pass! ...without proper credentials.",
+  "Sorry, I don't talk to strangers. Authenticate first.",
+  "Access denied. Did you forget your password again?",
+  "Unauthorized. Much like your opinions.",
+  "I don't know you. I don't want to know you. Authenticate."
+]

data/responses/403.json

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+[
+  "You can't sit with us.",
+  "Forbidden. And no amount of begging will change that.",
+  "I know who you are. You still can't come in.",
+  "Permission denied. This is above your pay grade.",
+  "Nope. Not happening. Don't even ask.",
+  "Forbidden. It's not you, it's... no wait, it IS you.",
+  "You have no power here.",
+  "Nice credentials. Still no."
+]

data/responses/404.json

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+[
+  "Whatever you're looking for, it's not here. Just like my will to help you.",
+  "404: Your request, much like your social life, could not be found.",
+  "It's gone. Poof. Maybe it never existed. Like your debugging skills.",
+  "Not found. Have you tried looking under the couch cushions?",
+  "The resource you requested has left the chat.",
+  "Looked everywhere. Under the server rack, behind the firewall. Nope.",
+  "This page is playing hide and seek. It's winning.",
+  "404: Page not found. But you know what else isn't found? My patience.",
+  "Gone. Vanished. Disappeared. Much like my motivation.",
+  "If this resource was a person, it'd be in witness protection."
+]

data/responses/405.json

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+[
+  "You can't do that here. Wrong method, wrong place, wrong time.",
+  "That method isn't allowed. Try something else. Or don't. I don't care.",
+  "Did you really just try that? With THAT method?",
+  "Method not allowed. It's not a suggestion, it's a rule.",
+  "Wrong verb. This endpoint doesn't respond to whatever that was."
+]

data/responses/408.json

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+[
+  "Hello? Hellooooo? ...I guess they left.",
+  "You took so long I forgot what you wanted.",
+  "Request timed out. I got old waiting for you.",
+  "I can't wait forever. I have other requests to ignore.",
+  "Timed out. Were you writing that request by hand?"
+]

data/responses/409.json

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+[
+  "Conflict! Now there are two of them. This is getting out of hand.",
+  "You're trying to do something that contradicts something else. Classic you.",
+  "Conflict detected. Just like every meeting you're in.",
+  "The resource is in a state that conflicts with your request. Join the club.",
+  "You and the server have different ideas about reality. The server wins."
+]

data/responses/413.json

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+[
+  "Whoa whoa whoa. That payload is WAY too big. What are you sending, a novel?",
+  "Your request is too thicc. Put it on a diet.",
+  "Payload too large. This isn't a storage unit.",
+  "I can't handle all of... THAT. Trim it down.",
+  "Too much data. I'm a server, not a warehouse."
+]

data/responses/418.json

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+[
+  "I'm a teapot. Short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.",
+  "I refuse to brew coffee. I'm a teapot. Read the RFC.",
+  "418: Still a teapot. Still not making coffee. Deal with it.",
+  "Teapot status: still a teapot. Coffee status: still not happening.",
+  "I identify as a teapot and I'm not about to change for you."
+]

data/responses/429.json

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+[
+  "Stop harassing me, give me some space will ya?",
+  "Too many requests! What am I, your therapist?",
+  "Slow. Down. I can only handle so much of you.",
+  "Rate limited. Take a walk. Touch some grass.",
+  "You again?! I JUST saw you! Give it a rest!",
+  "Calm down. The server needs personal space too.",
+  "Too many requests. You're not my only client, you know.",
+  "Whoa there, eager beaver. Back off a little.",
+  "I'm going to need you to take several seats.",
+  "Rate limit exceeded. I'm putting you in timeout."
+]

data/responses/500.json

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+[
+  "Don't feel like responding right now.",
+  "Something broke. It was probably your fault, but I'll take the blame.",
+  "Internal Server Error. Translation: I have no idea what just happened.",
+  "Oopsie. Something went boom on my end.",
+  "The server is having an existential crisis. Please hold.",
+  "Everything is on fire but it's fine. This is fine.",
+  "500: I broke. You broke me. I hope you're happy.",
+  "Internal error. The hamster powering the server fell off the wheel.",
+  "My bad. But also, somehow, your bad too.",
+  "Server error. Have you tried turning me off and on again?"
+]

data/responses/502.json

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+[
+  "The server behind me is being difficult. I relate.",
+  "Bad gateway. The upstream server is ghosting me.",
+  "I asked the other server for help. It said no.",
+  "502: Even servers have trust issues.",
+  "The backend just gave me nonsense. I can't work with this."
+]

data/responses/503.json

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+[
+  "Service unavailable. I'm on break. Check back never.",
+  "The server is taking a mental health day.",
+  "Currently unavailable. Try again later. Or don't. I'm not your mom.",
+  "Out of service. Like your code after Friday deploys.",
+  "I'm overloaded. Just like your mom's spaghetti. Wait, that's not right."
+]

data/responses/504.json

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+[
+  "Gateway timeout. The upstream server left me on read.",
+  "Waited for a response from the other server. Still waiting. Always waiting.",
+  "Timed out waiting for backup. Story of my life.",
+  "The upstream server is taking forever. Must be running JavaScript.",
+  "504: I asked for help and got ghosted. Classic."
+]

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+authors:
+- mockeroo
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+cert_chain: []
+date: 2026-03-03 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies: []
+description: Like Mockoon, but worse. Returns sarcastic mock HTTP responses.
+email:
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+- README.md
+- lib/mockeroo_mock_responses.rb
+- lib/mockeroo_mock_responses/version.rb
+- responses/200.json
+- responses/201.json
+- responses/204.json
+- responses/301.json
+- responses/302.json
+- responses/304.json
+- responses/400.json
+- responses/401.json
+- responses/403.json
+- responses/404.json
+- responses/405.json
+- responses/408.json
+- responses/409.json
+- responses/413.json
+- responses/418.json
+- responses/429.json
+- responses/500.json
+- responses/502.json
+- responses/503.json
+- responses/504.json
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