megahal 0.5.0 → 1.0.0

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data/VERSION

@@ -1 +1 @@
-0.5.0
+1.0.0

data/bin/megahal

@@ -58,35 +58,51 @@ def list_menu(megahal, log)
       return
     end
     menu.choice(:default) do
-      megahal.become(:default)
+      bar = ProgressBar.create(title: "Morphing", total: nil)
+      megahal.become(:default, bar)
+      bar.finish
       log.status('brain changed to the original loebner prize version')
     end
     menu.choice(:aliens) do
-      megahal.become(:aliens)
+      bar = ProgressBar.create(title: "Morphing", total: nil)
+      megahal.become(:aliens, bar)
+      bar.finish
       log.status('brain changed to bishop from aliens')
     end
     menu.choice(:ferris) do
-      megahal.become(:ferris)
+      bar = ProgressBar.create(title: "Morphing", total: nil)
+      megahal.become(:ferris, bar)
+      bar.finish
       log.status('brain changed to ferris bueller')
     end
     menu.choice(:pepys) do
-      megahal.become(:pepys)
+      bar = ProgressBar.create(title: "Morphing", total: nil)
+      megahal.become(:pepys, bar)
+      bar.finish
       log.status('brain changed to samuel pepys')
     end
     menu.choice(:pulp) do
-      megahal.become(:pulp)
+      bar = ProgressBar.create(title: "Morphing", total: nil)
+      megahal.become(:pulp, bar)
+      bar.finish
       log.status('brain changed to marsellus wallace from pulp fiction')
     end
     menu.choice(:sherlock) do
-      megahal.become(:sherlock)
+      bar = ProgressBar.create(title: "Morphing", total: nil)
+      megahal.become(:sherlock, bar)
+      bar.finish
       log.status('brain changed to sherlock holmes')
     end
     menu.choice(:startrek) do
-      megahal.become(:startrek)
+      bar = ProgressBar.create(title: "Morphing", total: nil)
+      megahal.become(:startrek, bar)
+      bar.finish
       log.status('brain changed to data from star trek')
     end
     menu.choice(:starwars) do
-      megahal.become(:starwars)
+      bar = ProgressBar.create(title: "Morphing", total: nil)
+      megahal.become(:starwars, bar)
+      bar.finish
       log.status('brain changed to threepio from star wars')
     end
   end

data/lib/megahal/megahal.rb

@@ -53,10 +53,12 @@ class MegaHAL
   # MegaHAL's brain first.
   #
   # @param [Symbol] name The personality to be loaded.
-  def become(name=:default)
+  # @param [ProgressBar] bar An optional progress bar instance.
+  def become(name=:default, bar = nil)
     raise ArgumentError, "no such personality" unless @@personalities.key?(name)
     clear
-    _train(@@personalities[name])
+    bar.total = @@personalities[name].length unless bar.nil?
+    _train(@@personalities[name], bar)
   end
 
   # Generate a reply to the user's input. If the learning attribute is set to true,
@@ -268,7 +270,7 @@ class MegaHAL
       else
         line.split(/([[:word:]]+)/)
       end
-    # ensure the array starts with and ends with a word-separator, even if it's the blank onw
+    # ensure the array starts with and ends with a word-separator, even if it's the blank one
     sequence << "" if sequence.last =~ /[[:word:]]+/
     sequence.unshift("") if sequence.first =~ /[[:word:]]+/
     # join trigrams of word-separator-word if the separator is a single ' or -
@@ -467,6 +469,8 @@ class MegaHAL
     punc_symbols.zip(word_symbols).flatten.map { |word| decode[word] }.join
   end
 
+  # this is used when saving and loading; we do this by creating and immediately
+  # removing a temporary file, then returning it's path (yech)
   def _get_tmp_filename(name)
     file = Tempfile.new(name.to_s)
     retval = file.path
@@ -475,6 +479,10 @@ class MegaHAL
     return retval
   end
 
+  # by default the user's input is segmented into words; for languages that
+  # don't use whitespace to delimit words, MegaHAL falls back to segmenting the
+  # users input into "characters"... to do this we need to guess which language
+  # the user's input is in with magic
   def _character_segmentation(line)
     language = CLD.detect_language(line)[:name]
     ["Japanese", "Korean", "Chinese", "TG_UNKNOWN_LANGUAGE", "Unknown", "JAVANESE", "THAI", "ChineseT", "LAOTHIAN", "BURMESE", "KHMER", "XX"].include?(language)

data/lib/megahal/personalities/pepys.rb

@@ -1,2 +1,3217 @@
 MegaHAL::add_personality(:pepys, <<-EOP)
+I was sent for to the Privy Seal, whither I was forced to go and stay so long and late that I was much vexed.
+It being the first time, the pay was doubled, and so to save money, my wife and I went up into the gallery, and there sat and saw very well.
+To the Opera, where there was a new play (“Cutter of Coleman Street”), made in the year 1658, with reflections much upon the late times.
+Up by candlelight (which I have not done for many a day), being called upon by one Mr. Bollen by appointment.
+I am now full of study about writing something about our making of strangers strike to us at sea; and so am reading Selden and Grotius.
+I am troubled about a difference between my wife and her maid Nell, a simple slut, and I am afeard we shall find her a cross-grained wench.
+All the morning at home lying in bed with my wife. Such a habit we have got this winter of lying long abed.
+To the Steelyard, where my Lady Batten and others came to us, and there we drank and had musique and Captain Cox’s company, and he paid all.
+The Paynter having done, I found that the dead colour of my wife is good, above what I expected, which pleased me exceedingly.
+To the Paynter’s, and there my wife sat to be drawn, while I stood looking on a pretty lady’s picture, whose face did please me extremely.
+At home all the morning, being by the cold weather, which for these two days has been frost, in some pain in my bladder.
+Comes in Captain Cox who promised to be here, but he had been drinking and was very drunk, and so capricious, which I was troubled to see.
+I went to see Sir W. Pen, who has not been well, and he and I after some talk went to Moorfields, and there walked, though it was very cold.
+Pegg Kite has married herself to a weaver, an ugly fellow, to her undoing, of which I am glad that I have nothing to do in it.
+To my Lord Crew’s by coach, and had a stop of an hour and a half, which is a great trouble this Parliament time, but it cannot be helped.
+Writing letters to my Lord Sandwich and my friends with him at sea, to send by Mons. Eschar, who goes to the Downs to go along to Portugall.
+I endeavoured to oppose; and was troubled to hear my Lady Wright talk so, though she be a very wise and discreet lady in other things.
+Lady Wright did talk upon the worth of gallantry and that there was none fit to be courtiers but such as have been abroad and know fashions.
+A great deal of discourse with my Lady, of the great christening at Mr. Rumbell’s, and courtiers and pomp that was there, which I wonder at.
+In bed all the morning thinking to take physique, but it being a frost my wife would not have me.
+Captain Holmes do cry out against Sir John Minnes, as the veriest knave and rogue and coward in the world, which I was glad to hear.
+I went home, and there found my wife dressing of the German’s head, and so did give him a cravett for his neck, and a crown in his purse.
+I went into the alehouse at the Stayres and got them to deliver the Captain’s feathers, which one from the Captain was come to demand.
+The waterman would not take this, but struck him again, and the German drew his sword and ran at one of them, but they were both beaten.
+I went thither, and found that upon some rude pressing of the watermen to ply the Captain, he struck one of them with his cane.
+In comes the German again, in a goare of blood, and tells me that he is afeard that the Captain is killed by the watermen at Towre Stayres.
+I did give Captain Ferrers and the German a mince pie and a collar of brawn and some wine for their breakfast, and were very merry.
+The German plays bravely. I find by him that my lute is a most excellent lute.
+I got the German, Emanuel Luffe, to play upon my theorbo, which he did both below and in my wife’s chamber, who was in bed.
+By appointment came the Governors of the East India Company, to sign and seal the contract between us (in the King’s name) and them.
+Rode out in Sir W. Pen’s coach, he to Whitehall, and my wife and I to the Opera, and saw “Hamlett” well performed.
+Sir W. Pen and I dined at my house, and had two mince pies sent thither by our order from the messenger Slater, and so we were very merry.
+I went early to the Paynter’s and there sat for my picture the fourth time, but it do not yet please me, which do much trouble me.
+By coach to the Opera and Theatre, but coming too late to both, and myself being a little out of tune we returned.
+To Whitehall with both Sir Williams, thence by water, where I saw a man lie dead upon Westminster Stairs that had been drowned yesterday.
+I did complain to Mr. Creed of my dream. He said he had the same pain in his left that I had in my right stone which pleased me to remember.
+Such apprehension I had of it that when I rose and trussed up myself thinking that it had been no dream.
+Then I dreamed that I had one of my testicles swelled, and in such pain that I waked with it, and had a great deal of pain there a while.
+Had a very bad night by dreams of my wife’s riding with me and her horse throwing her and breaking her leg.
+By water to the office through bridge, being carried by him in oars that the other day rowed in a scull faster than my oars to the Towre.
+My Lady Wright says there is great happiness in being in the fashion and in variety of fashions, in scorn of others that are not so.
+To the Paynter’s and sat and had more of my picture done; but it do not please me, for I fear it will not be like me.
+Called on by Mr. Sanchy and his mistress, and with them by coach to the Opera, to see “The Mad Lover,” but not much pleased with the play.
+To Savill the painter’s, but he not being well I could do nothing there, and so I returned home.
+There hath been great clapping up of old statesmen, Ireton, Moyer, and others, and they say, upon a great plot, but I believe no such thing.
+My brother Tom was with me, and I did talk again to him about Mr. Townsend’s daughter, and I do intend to put the business in hand.
+We cut a brave collar of brawn which proves good, and opened the glass of girkins which Capt. Cocke did give my wife, which are rare things.
+Sir W. Batten and I and Captain Cock got a bottle of sack into the office, and there we sat and drank and talked, and so home and to bed.
+I myself under great trouble for my late great expending of money vainly, which God stop for the future.
+Calling for a “Mare Clausum,” having it in my mind to write about the business of striking sayle, and present it to the Duke of York.
+Saw “Love at first sight,” a play of Mr. Killigrew’s, but I found the play to be a poor thing, and so I perceive every body else do.
+The Duke of York did desire of us to know what hath been the common practice about making of forrayne ships to strike sail to us.
+I found our new maid Sarah come, who is a tall and a very well favoured wench, and one that I think will please us.
+Mr. Gawdon and I footed it all the way home, but though he was drunk he went such a pace as I did admire how he was able to go.
+At the Fountain tavern staid drinking and singing, Mr. Simons and one Mr. Agar singing very well.
+With Mr. Dugdale, and with him and one Mr. Simons, I think that belongs to my Lord Hatton, and Mr. Kipps and others, to the Fountain tavern.
+Some letters from my Lord Sandwich, from Tangier; where he hath done some execution upon the Turks, and retaken an Englishman from them.
+I found that my wife had been to wait on my Lady to-day, and there danced and were very merry, and my Lady fond as she is always of my wife.
+After a talk in divinity with my Lady, Captain Ferrers and Mr. Moore and I to the Theatre, and there saw “Hamlett” very well done.
+I went out to Savill’s, the painter, and there sat the first time for my face with him.
+Our maid Dorothy and my wife parted, which though she be a wench for her tongue not to be borne with, yet I was loth to part with her.
+My wife and her mayde Dorothé falling out, I was troubled at it.
+Mr. Bence, being drunk, showed himself by his talk a bold foole, and so we were fain to put him off and get him away.
+After the office done, Sir Wms both and I and Captain Cock and Mr. Bence sat by ourselfs in the office, talking and drinking wine.
+To my Uncle Wights, where we met Mr. Cole, Mr. Rawlinson, Norbury and his wife and her daughter, to the Chine of beef that I sent them.
+Not well and lay long in bed.
+Mr. Sanchy and I drank till I had drank something too much. He all the while telling me his intention to get a girl who is worth 1000l.
+Sir W. Pen and I to the Theatre, and there saw “The Country Captain,” a dull play. I left him with his Torys and went to the Opera.
+I find by discourse Major General Massy to be a very ingenious man, and among other things a master in the secresys of powder and fireworks.
+Captain Lambert did at the Dog give me and some other friends of his, his foy, he being to set sail to-day towards the Streights.
+To see Madame Turner, who, poor lady, continues very ill, and I begin to be afraid of her.
+By coach with Commissioner Pett to Cheapside to one Savill, a painter, who I intend shall do my picture and my wife’s.
+This day a good pretty maid was sent my wife by Mary Bowyer, whom my wife has hired.
+After all our mirth comes a reckoning of 4l, besides 40s. to the musicians, which did trouble us, but it must be paid.
+We had the best musique and very good songs, and were very merry and danced.
+To dinner at the Dolphin, where Sir W. Batten, and his lady, and Capt. Cocke and his lady, a German lady, but a very great beauty.
+With Mr. Moore to his chamber and there he shewed me his old Camden’s “Britannica” which I intend to buy of him and so took it away with me.
+Mr. Moore dined with me, and we had a good surloyne of rost beefe, the first that ever I had of my own buying since I kept house.
+So to bed with my mind cheery, and lay long reading Hobbs his “Liberty and Necessity,” and a little but very shrewd piece, and so to sleep.
+To the Wardrobe, and dined with my Lady, my Lady Wright being there too, whom I find to be a witty but very conceited woman and proud.
+To Westminster Hall by water, where I saw the King going in his barge to the Parliament House; this being the first day of their meeting.
+We at the christening of my cozens boy, where my cozen Samuel Pepys, of Ireland, and I were godfathers, and I did name the child Samuel.
+Remembering that there was no place else with a fire for Mr. Hunt to be in, it being also cold weather, I was at ease again.
+Coming home found Mr. Hunt with my wife in the chamber alone, which God forgive me did trouble my head.
+I putting in at St. Paul’s where I saw the quiristers in their surplices going to prayers, and a few idle poor people and boys to hear them.
+Heard a fellow upon the praise of Church musique and exclaiming against men’s wearing hats on in church but I slept part of the sermon.
+Captain Ferrers’ horses were so tired they could not be got to go up Fish Street Hill, though all the street boys and men did beat them.
+My wife did shew herself to my Lady in the handkercher that she bought the lace for the other day, and indeed it is very handsome.
+To the Sun where we had a most excellent dinner, but a pie of such pleasant variety of good things, as in all my life I never tasted.
+This night began to lie in the green chamber, where the maids lie, but we could not get Nell to lie there, because I lie there and my wife.
+Now I am coming to lay out a great deal of money in clothes for my wife, I must forbear other expenses.
+It raining hard I went home by coach, with my mind very heavy for this my expensefull life, which will undo me, I fear, after all my hopes.
+Sir Thomas tells me in good earnest that he do believe the Parliament, will be troublesome to the Court and Clergy, which God forbid!
+The Duke of York is in mourning for his wife’s grandmother, which is thought a great piece of fondness.
+To wait upon the Duke of York, which we did in his chamber, as he was dressing himself in his riding suit to go by sea to the Downs.
+To the Greyhound in Fleet Street, and there drank some raspberry sack and eat some sasages, and so home very merry.
+Though I love “Bartholomew Fayre” as much as ever I did, yet I do not like the puppets at all, but think it to be a lessening to it.
+My wife and I to “Bartholomew Fayre,” with puppets which I had seen once before, and the play without puppets often.
+God keep me so to order myself and my wife’s expenses that no inconvenience in purse or honour follow this my prodigality.
+I found my Lady had agreed upon a lace for my wife of 6l, which I seemed glad of that it was no more, though in my mind I think it too much.
+I do not in myself like to have young girls exposed to so much vanity.
+Captain Ferrers took me to a dancing school in Fleet Street, where we saw a company of pretty girls dance.
+Strange the folly of men to lose so much money, and glad I was to see a gamester’s life, which I see is miserable, and poor, and unmanly.
+Captain Ferrers carried me the first time that ever I saw any gaming house, to one, entering into Lincoln’s-Inn-Fields.
+To the Wardrobe to dinner, and by appointment met my wife, who had by my direction brought some laces for my Lady to choose one for her.
+We sent for two bottles of Canary, which did do me a great deal of hurt, and I came home so out of order that I was loth to say prayers.
+Sat with Mr. Turner in his pew at St. Gregory’s, where I hear our Queen Katherine, the first time by name as such, publickly prayed for.
+Last night died Archibald, my Lady’s butler and Mrs. Sarah’s brother, of a dropsy, which I am troubled at.
+My Lady continues upon yesterday’s discourse for me to lay out money upon my wife, which I think is best, for her honour and my own.
+My Lady did mightily urge me to lay out money upon my wife, which I perceived was a little more earnest than ordinary.
+To the Sun, where we all were to dine, and were merry, and by discourse I found Sir J. Minnes a fine gentleman and a very good scholler.
+To my Lord Chancellor’s with a letter to him from my Lord, and did speak with him, and he spoke to me with great respect.
+Letters from my Lord from Lisbone. He tells me he had seen at the court there the day before he wrote this letter, the Juego de Toro.
+My uncle Fenner tells that Peg Kite hath declared she will have the beggarly rogue the weaver, and so we are resolved not to meddle.
+Came one Mr. Hill, to teach me to play on the Theorbo, but I do not like his play nor singing, and so I found a way to put him off.
+I endeavoured to speak with Tom Trice (who I fear is hatching some mischief), but could not, which vexed me.
+To Nick Osborne’s at the Victualling Office, and saw his wife, who he has lately married, a good sober woman, and new come to their home.
+I met Mr. Davenport and a friend of his, to drink their morning draft with me, and I did give it them in wine, and anchovies, and oysters.
+Called at my Lady Batten’s again and would have gone to cards, but Sir W. Pen was so fuddled that we could not try him to play.
+To the Dolphin, where we drank much, seeing the boys in the streets flying their crackers, this day being kept very strictly in the City.
+After dinner, I having drunk a great deal of wine, I went away, seeming to go about business, to my Lady Batten’s, and there sat a while.
+I find Mr. Armiger inviting my wife to go to a play, and like a fool would be courting her, but he is an ass.
+To our thinking not so well acted here (having great expectations). But for Betterton he is called by us both the best actor in the world.
+To the Opera, where we saw “The Bondman,” which of old we both did so doat on, and do still.
+I to the Mitre (Mr. Rawlinson’s), where Mr. Pierce, the Purser, had got us a most brave chine of beef, and a dish of marrowbones.
+My wife and I had a good supper of a pullet hashed, which pleased me much to see my condition come to allow ourselves a dish like that.
+I did try to make a song in the praise of a liberall genius (as I take my own to be) to all studies and pleasures.
+All the day as I was at leisure I did read in Fuller’s Holy Warr, which I have of late bought.
+This day I stirred not out, but took physique, and it did work very well.
+Though it did trouble me to beat my boy Wayneman, yet I thought it necessary to do it. So to write by the post, and to bed.
+Upon examination, and finding Wayneman in a lie about the time and place that he bought the gunpowder, I did extremely beat him.
+The match did give fire to the powder, and had burnt his side and his hand that he put into his pocket to put out the fire.
+Hearing a noise made, I call Wayneman up, and find that it was powder that he had put in his pocket, and a match carelessly with it.
+My boy Wayneman, as I was in my chamber, I overheard him let off some gunpowder.
+I to the Wardrobe, and there dined, and had an hour or two’s talk with my Lady with great pleasure.
+The first time that Sir John Minnes had come hither, and he seems a good fair condition man, and one that I am glad hath the office.
+Sir John Minnes, our new comptroller, was fetched by Sir Wm. Pen and myself from Sir Wm. Batten’s, and led to his place in the office.
+At my house we were very merry till late, having sent for Sir W. Pen’s son, Mr. William Pen, lately come from Oxford.
+Had the maister and his fayre sister (who is very great with Sir W. Batten and Sir W. Pen in mirth) up to us, and looked over some medals.
+To the 3 Tun Tavern, at Charing Cross, and there sent for up the maister of the house’s dinner, and dined very well upon it.
+At the alehouse I found my uncle Fenner drinking and very jolly and youthsome, and as one that I believe will in a little time get a wife.
+I do see the inconvenience that do attend the increase of a man’s fortune by being forced to keep more servants, which brings trouble.
+I find my wife displeased with her maid Doll, whose fault is that she cannot keep her peace, but will always be talking in an angry manner.
+There shall be no funerall, which I am sorry for, that there should be nothing done for the honour of Sir Robert.
+At Sir R. Slingsby’s, pretending that the corps stinks, they will bury it to-night privately, and so will unbespeak all their guests.
+I got Capt. Lambert to shew me every hole and corner of his ship, the Norwich, much to my information, and the purpose of my going.
+This Lord Mayor brings up the Custom of Lord Mayors going the day of their installment to Paul’s, and walking round about the Cross.
+We met at the Dolphin, and should have been merry, but their wine was so naught, and all other things out of order, that we were not so.
+The Sir Williams were both loth to go, because of the crowd, and so none of us went, and I staid and dined with them.
+I put on my half cloth black stockings and my new coat of the fashion, and with my beaver I was ready to go to my Lord Mayor’s feast.
+To the Ringo alehouse, and sent for a belt-maker, and bought of him a handsome belt for second mourning, which cost me 24s and is very neat.
+A woman acted Parthenia and came on the stage in men’s clothes, and had the best legs that ever I saw, and I was very well pleased with it.
+I sent for Captain Ferrers to me, who comes with a friend of his, and they and I to the Theatre, and there saw “Argalus and Parthenia.”
+To Hunt’s and found my Theorbo done which pleases me well and costs 26s to the altering. He tells me it is as good a lute as any in England.
+Among other things going up into my uncle and aunt Wight’s chamber to see their pictures, which I am forced to commend against my judgment.
+To see my uncle and aunt Wight, and there staid and talked and supped with them, and were merry as we could be in their company.
+To church again, my wife with me, whose mourning is now grown so old that I am ashamed to go to church with her.
+Both Sir Williams and I had talk about the death of Sir Robert, which troubles me much; and them in appearance, though I do not believe it.
+Sir R. Slingsby, a man that loved me, and had many qualitys that made me to love him above all the officers and commissioners in the Navy.
+News was brought that Sir R. Slingsby (who hath this day been sick a week) is dead; which put me into so great a trouble of mind.
+“The Country Captain” is so silly a play as in all my life I never saw, and the first that ever I was weary of in my life.
+Sir W. Pen, my wife and I to the Theatre, and there saw “The Country Captain,” the first time it hath been acted this twenty-five years.
+This day I did give my man Will a sound lesson about his forbearing to give us the respect due to a master and mistress.
+I called at Hunt’s, and there saw my lute, which is now almost done, it being to have a new neck to it and to be made to double strings.
+Whether my wife be jealous or no I know not, but she loves not that I should speak of Mrs. Pierce.
+We met Mrs. Pierce and her comrade Mrs. Clifford, and I seeming willing to stay with them to talk my wife grew angry.
+My wife and I to the Opera, and there saw “Love and Honour,” a play so good that it has been acted but three times and I have seen them all.
+To dinner at the Wardrobe, where my wife met me, and there we met with a venison pasty, and my Lady very merry and very handsome, methought.
+I went to see Sir Robert, who continues ill, and this day has not spoke at all, which makes them all afeard of him.
+Back to the Opera, and there I saw again “Love and Honour,” and a very good play it is.
+So home after visiting my aunt Wight and Mrs. Norbury (who continues still a very pleasant lady), and to supper.
+In the afternoon about business up and down and at night to visit Sir R. Slingsby who is fallen sick of this new disease, an ague and fever.
+The play, “Love and Honour,” being the first time of their acting it, is a very good plot, and well done.
+The Opera is now newly begun to act again, after some alteracion of their scene, which do make it very much worse.
+Against my judgment and conscience (which God forgive, for my very heart knows that I offend God in breaking my vows herein) to the Opera.
+Mr. Pargiter is the man of the world that I do most know and believe to be a cheating rogue.
+We drank our morning draft of cake and ale, and did make good sport of Mr. Pargiter, the goldsmith, losing so much by the King’s coming in.
+To Sir W. Batten who is to go to Portsmouth to-morrow to wait upon the Duke of York, who goes to set in order the garrison there.
+Much offended in mind at a proud trick my man Will hath got, to keep his hat on in the house, but I will not speak of it to him to-day.
+We had a very good and handsome dinner. I not being neat in clothes, which I find a great fault in me, could not be so merry as otherwise.
+To Captain Marshe’s at Limehouse, a house that hath been their ancestors for 250 years, by the lime-house which gives the name to the place.
+I first put on my waistcoat to lie in all night this year, and do not intend to put it off again till spring.
+The tumor is abated by a poultice of a handful of bran with half a pint of vinegar and a pint of water boiled till it be thick.
+This night lying alone having this last 7 or 8 days been troubled with a tumor in one of my stones.
+I met with complaints at home that my wife left no victuals for them all this day.
+To Mr. Pierce to advise about the things to be sent to my Lord for the Queen’s provision. Now there is all haste made for the fleet’s going.
+The King of Portugall is a very rude and simple fellow and, for reviling of somebody a little while ago, was run into the cods with a sword.
+Dined with Captain Lambert, and had much talk of Portugall; from whence he is lately come, and he tells me it is a very poor dirty place.
+Captain Cock was confident that the Parliament would bring trouble with it, and enquire how the King had disposed of offices and money.
+Dined with me, Dr Thos. Pepys, my Coz Snow, and my brother Tom, upon a fin of ling and some sounds, neither of which did I ever know before.
+Came several maids to be hired. My wife pitched upon one Nell who would not be hired under half a year, which I am pleased at her drollness.
+In bed till 12 o’clock.
+Home in much pain. By walking too much yesterday I have made my testicle to swell again, which much troubles me.
+Lord! what a sad story Mr. Pim makes of his being abused by a Dr. of Physique who is in one part of the tenement wherein he dwells.
+Mr. Pim went with us to the Fountain and did give us store of wine. It being the Duke of York’s birthday we drank the more to his health.
+To the Wardrobe, and dined with my Lady, the first time I have seen her dine abroad since her being brought to bed of my Lady Katherine.
+Did not stir out all day, but dined below. Left off half skirts and put on a wastecoate, and my false taby wastecoate with gold lace.
+In bed the greatest part of this day also, and my swelling in some measure gone.
+Sir R. Bernard do fear that my uncle has not observed the custom of Brampton in his will, which puts me to a great trouble in mind.
+To bed again in more ease than last night.
+All day in bed with a cataplasm to my Codd.
+Yet my wife and I pretty merry.
+Intended to be merry, it being my sixth wedding night; but by a bruise in one of my testicles I am in so much pain that I in pain to bed.
+Sir W. Pen, my wife and I to the Theatre, where the King came and there was “The Traytor” most admirably acted; a most excellent play it is.
+I found Mrs Pierce, la belle, and Madam Clifford, and made them welcome; I was (God knows) very well pleased with their beautiful company.
+Went out about my affairs, among others to put my Theorbo out to be mended.
+Took Mrs. Martha to the Theatre in a frolique, to my great expense, and shewed her part of the “Beggar’s Bush,” without much pleasure.
+Went and eat some Colchester oysters with Sir W. Batten at his house, and there dined and staid there talking all the afternoon.
+Troubled in my mind till I can hear from Brampton, how things go on at Sturtlow, at the Court.
+Mrs. Margaret Pen this day come to church in a new flowered satin suit that my wife helped to buy her the other day.
+The three sisters, the Thornburys, a fine, and the most zealous people that ever I saw in my life, even to admiration, if it were true zeal.
+To church; Mr. Mills preached, who, I expect, should take in snuffe that my wife not come to his child’s christening the other day.
+Sir W. Pen and I alone to the Dolphin, and there eat some bloat-herrings and drank good sack.
+Staid at home all the afternoon putting up my Lord’s model of the Royal James, which I borrowed of him long ago to hang up in my room.
+Home, where I found my wife vexed at her people for grumbling to eat Suffolk cheese, which I also am vexed at.
+Captain Ferrers and I to the Theatre, and came too late, so we saw a bit of “Victoria,” which pleased me worse than it did the other day.
+My Lady Batten had yesterday been at the play where we were, and it was good sport to hear how she talked of it with admiration like a fool.
+Sitting in an ill place I never had so little pleasure in a play in my life, yet it was the first time that I saw it, “Victoria Corombona.”
+The slut is like to prove so troublesome that I am out of heart with troubling myself in her business.
+All this morning at Pegg Kite’s with my uncle Fenner, and two friends of his, appraising her goods that her mother has left.
+To my study to set matters and papers in order, which, though I can hardly bring myself to do, yet do please me much when it is done.
+Word was brought me that my singing master, Mr. Goodgroome, was come to teach me and so my wife rose and this morning began to learn also.
+My wife and I fell into talk of musique, and desired that I would let her learn to sing, which I did consider, and promised her she should.
+We are busy about the business of sending forces to Tangier, and the fleet to my Lord of Sandwich, who is at Lisbon to bring over the Queen.
+The French had near 100 case of pistols among them, and the Spaniards had not one gun; which is for their honour, and the others’ disgrace.
+There were several men slain of the French, and one or two of the Spaniards, and one Englishman by a bullet.
+To the French house, where I observe there is no men of a more insolent spirit where they do well, and more abject if they do miscarry.
+I followed the coach, and then met it at York House, where the embassador lies; and there it went in with great state.
+I ran after them till at last, at the Mewes, I saw the Spanish coach with fifty drawn swords to guard it, and our soldiers shouting for joy.
+It is strange to see how all the City did rejoice. And indeed we do naturally all love the Spanish, and hate the French.
+In Cheapside hear that the Spanish hath got the best of it, and killed three of the French coach-horses and several men.
+I saw soldiers and people running up and down the streets. To the Spanish Embassador’s and the French, and saw preparations on both sides.
+To Chelsy, to my Lord Privy Seal, and there got him to seal the business. I found it to be the prettiest contrived house that ever I saw.
+It being the day of the entrance of an Embassador from Sweden, the Embassadors of Spain and France intended to fight for the precedence!
+Up by moon-shine, to White Hall, to meet Mr. Moore, but he not being come as appointed, I went to the Red Lyon to drink my morning draft.
+To bed, without prayers: I durst not read prayers, for fear of being perceived by my servants in what case I was.
+At dinner and supper I drink I know not how, of my own accord, so much wine, that I was even almost foxed.
+Sir W. Pen and his daughter and I and my wife to the Theatre, and saw “Father’s own Son,” a very good play and the first time I ever saw it.
+After my wife had put up some grapes for to be sent to the King, we took coach home, where we found a hampire of millons sent to me also.
+We found Captain Country come with some grapes and millons from my Lord at Lisbon, the first that ever I saw any.
+Abroad with my wife by coach to the Theatre to shew her “King and no King,” it being very well done.
+Much against my will, yet such is the power of the Devil over me I could not refuse it, to the Theatre and saw “The Merry Wives of Windsor.”
+The Queen of England (as she is now owned and called) I hear doth keep open Court, and distinct at Lisbon.
+Sir R. Slingsby and I in his coach through the Mewes, which is the way that all coaches are forced to go because of a stop at Charing Cross.
+We got home very timely and well, and finding there all well, and letters from sea, that speak of my Lord’s being well.
+Drinking at Holloway at the sign of a woman with cakes in one hand and a pot of ale in the other, resembling her to the maid that served us.
+We set forth, but found a most sad alteration in the road by reason of last night’s rains, they being all dirty and washy, though not deep.
+We had two beds and so lay single, and of all the nights that ever I slept in my life I never did pass a night with more epicurism of sleep.
+Away to Stevenage, and staid till a showre was over, and so rode easily to Welling, where we supped well.
+To Baldwick; where there was a fair, and we put in and eat a mouthfull of pork, which they made us pay 14d. for, which vexed us much.
+I told my father and mother that I should give over care for anything unless they would spend what they have with more love and quiet.
+Sad to hear my father and mother wrangle as they used to do in London, of which I took notice to both.
+Before church time walking with my father in the garden contriving.
+To Hinchingbroke where Mr Barnwell shewed me the condition of the house, which is yet very backward and I fear will be dark in the cloyster.
+All the morning with my father, going up and down the house and garden with my father and my wife, contriving some alterations.
+The father paid a year and a half for his fine, and the son half a year, in all 48l., besides about 3l. fees.
+Going towards the Court House, met my uncle Thomas and his son Thomas, with Bradly, the rogue that had betrayed us, and one Young.
+Will Stankes and I set out in the morning betimes for Gravely, where to an ale-house and drank.
+We went back to Cambridge, and there at the Beare we had some herrings, we and my brother, and after dinner set out for Brampton.
+With my wife went and rode through Sturbridge but the fair was almost done.
+We all horsed away to Cambridge, where my father and I, having left my wife at the Beare with my brother, went to Mr. Sedgewicke.
+By and by in comes my father, and we supped and talked and were merry, but being weary and sleepy my wife and I to bed.
+To the barber’s, and then to my wife again, and remounted for Impington, where my uncle received me and my wife very kindly.
+We got to Cambridge, where I left my wife at my cozen Angier’s while I went to Christ’s College, and there found my brother in his chamber.
+My wife begun, poor wretch, to be tired, and I to be angry at it, but I was to blame; for she is a good companion as long as she is well.
+The way about Puckridge very bad, and my wife, in the very last dirty place of all, got a fall, but no hurt, though some dirt.
+The mare at one time falling my wife got a fall, but no harm; so we got to Ware, and there supped, and to bed very merry and pleasant.
+We took coach to the end of the town towards Kingsland, and there got upon my horse and my wife upon her pretty mare that I hired for her.
+Telling my wife of my journey, and she with a few words got me to hire her a horse to go along with me.
+Found letters from my father informing me of the Court and that I must come down and meet him at Impington which I presently resolved to do.
+I afterwards found that it was a rogue that did use to play such tricks to get money of people, but he got none of me.
+There is a fellow come from my father, and he made a story how he had lost his letter, but he was sure it was for me to go into the country.
+Busy at home to take in my part of our freight of Coles, which Sir G. Carteret, Sir R. Slingsby, and myself sent for, which is 10 Chaldron.
+To church with the corps and had service read at the grave, and back again with Pegg Kite who will be a troublesome carrion to us executors.
+To the buriall of my aunt Kite, where besides us and my uncle Fenner’s family, there was none of any quality, but poor rascally people.
+To my aunt Kite’s to help my uncle Fenner to put things in order against anon for the buriall.
+Comes Sir R. Slingsby and his lady and a great deal of company to take my wife and I out by barge to shew them the King’s and Duke’s yachts.
+My wife and I went to old George’s, and there eat as much as we would of a hot shoulder of mutton, and so to boat and home.
+I was sent for by my uncle Fenner to come and advise about the buriall of my aunt, the butcher, who died yesterday.
+By link home and called at Sir W. Batten’s, and there hear that Sir W. Pen do take our jest of the tankard very ill, which I am sorry for.
+I saw the King’s new pleasure-boat that is come now for the King to take pleasure in; and also two Gundaloes which are very rich and fine.
+My wife was with her brother to see his mistress today, and says she is young, rich, and handsome, but not likely for him to get.
+I went home with my mind troubled for my going thither, after my swearing to my wife that I would never go to a play without her.
+I, against my own mind and resolution, could not forbear to go in which did make the play seem a burthen to me and I took no pleasure in it.
+Dr. Williams and I walking through Lincoln’s Fields observed at the Opera a new play, “Twelfth Night” was acted there, and the King there.
+The cats shall be quite covered; that if but the tip of the tail hangs out the dog will take up the cat again, and dig the hole deeper.
+Dr. Williams did show me how a dog that he hath do kill all the cats that come thither to kill his pigeons, and do afterwards bury them.
+To Dr. Williams, who did carry me into his garden, where he hath abundance of grapes.
+I found Mary, my cozen W. Joyce’s maid, come to me to be my cook maid, and so my house is full again.
+Bought a link and carried it till I met one that would light me home for the link. So he light me home with his, and I did give him mine.
+My wife into Wood Street to buy a chest, and thence to buy other things at my uncle Fenner’s (though by reason of rain we had ill walking).
+I believe when Sir W. Pen do come to understand it he will be angry, he has so talked of the business himself and the letter up and down.
+We begun to tell Sir W. Pen the business, but he had been drinking to-day, and so is almost gone, that we could not make him understand it.
+Found Sir Williams both and more company gone to the Dolphin to drink the 30s. that we got the other day of Sir W. Pen about his tankard.
+It was my fortune to sit by a most pretty and most ingenious lady, which pleased me much.
+To Salisbury Court play house, where was acted the first time “‘Tis pity Shee’s a Whore,” a simple play and ill acted.
+I drank so much wine that I was not fit for business, and therefore I went and walked in Westminster Hall a while.
+To the King’s Privy Kitchen, and Mr. Sayres, the Master Cook, took us into the wine cellar where we were merry, and I drank too much wine.
+Upon the whole I do find myself, by what I can yet see, worth near 600l., for which God be blessed, which put me into great comfort.
+It always was, and I fear will ever be, my foible that after I am got behind-hand with business, I am hard to set to it again to recover it.
+Up to my chamber all alone, and troubled in mind to think how much of late I have addicted myself to expense and pleasure.
+Found our new maid Doll asleep, that she could not hear to let us in. We were fain to send the boy in at a window to open the door to us.
+“Bartholomew Fayre” had not been acted these forty years, it being so satyricall against Puritanism, they durst not till now.
+Here was “Bartholomew Fayre,” with the puppet-show, acted, but I do never a whit like it the better for the puppets, but rather the worse.
+To the Theatre, where we seated ourselves close by the King, and Duke of York, and Madame Palmer; I can never enough admire her beauty.
+I home, where my wife had been long come home, but I seemed very angry, and did not show her any countenance, neither before nor in bed.
+My mind being for my wife’s going abroad much troubled and unfit for business, I went to the Theatre, and saw “Elder Brother” ill acted.
+We found my aunt Kite not like to live as we think, and she told us that if she should die she should give all she had to her daughter.
+My wife holding her resolution to go, and though there could not be much hurt in it, yet my own jealousy put a hundred things into my mind.
+My wife and I to the fair, and I showed her the Italians dancing the ropes, and the women that do strange tumbling tricks
+My aunt Kite is sick ready to die and sends for my uncle and me to come to take charge of things, and to be entrusted with her daughter.
+My wife promised to go to some place to-morrow morning, which do trouble my mind how to know whither it was.
+Meeting a French footman with feathers, who was in quest of my wife, he spoke with her privately, but I could not tell what it was.
+To Wilkinson’s, where we sent for Mrs. Sarah and there dined and had oysters, the first I have eat this year, and were pretty good.
+My wife and I walked a good while in St. James’s Park to see the brave alterations.
+I advised my mother about her getting things ready to go into the country, and she took it ill, and we had a great deal of noise about it.
+We had a very fine banquet, the best I ever was at.
+To the Wardrobe, where my Lady’s child was christened, and named Katherine (the Queen elect’s name).
+Mr. Howell, our turner, sent me two things to file papers on, very handsome.
+Some of us Commissioners went down to Deptford to pay off some ships, but I could not go, but staid at home setting papers to rights.
+I sent another letter to Sir W. Pen to offer him the return of his tankard upon his leaving of 30s. at a place where it should be brought.
+My wife met with Mr Somerset, who did give her a bracelet of rings, which did a little trouble me, though I know there is no hurt yet in it.
+Mr. Pickering tells me of the vices of the Court, and how the pox is so common there, and that it is as common as eating and swearing.
+Mr. Pickering be a fool, yet he keeps much company, and will tell all he hears, so a man may understand what the common talk of the town is.
+To the Rhenish wine house where the master of the house is making a cellar with an arch in his yard, which is very convenient for him.
+Good God! what an age is this, and what a world is this! that a man cannot live without playing the knave and dissimulation.
+Captain Holmes is one that can put on two several faces, and look his enemies in the face with as much love as his friends.
+The tankard was stole by Sir W. Batten, and the letter, as from the thief, wrote by me, which makes very good sport.
+We were very merry with Sir W. Pen about the loss of his tankard, though all be but a cheat, and he do not yet understand it.
+Last night being very rainy [the rain] broke into my house, the gutter being stopped, and spoiled all my ceilings almost.
+The season very sickly every where of strange and fatal fevers.
+At Court things are in very ill condition, there being so much emulacion, poverty, and the vices of drinking, swearing, and loose amours.
+I have trouble about my brother Tom, who is left to keep my father’s trade. I have fears that he will miscarry for want of brains and care.
+I find myself too much given to seeing of plays, and expense, and pleasure, which makes me forget my business, which I must labour to amend.
+Into Christ’s Hospitall, and there I did give every one of them a bauble, which was the little globes of glass with things hanging in them.
+I met with my Ladies Jemimah and Paulina at seeing the monkeys dance, which was much to see. It troubled me to sit among such nasty company.
+A dirty slut or two come up that were whores. I took no pleasure but a great deal of trouble in getting from thence for fear of being seen.
+Luellin and I to the tavern and after that to Bartholomew fair, and there upon his motion to a pitiful alehouse.
+My wife met a son of Lord Somersett whom she knew in France, a pretty man; I showed him no great countenance, to avoyd further acquaintance.
+To the French comedy, which was so ill done, every thing so nasty and out of order, that I was sick all the while in my mind to be there.
+Mr. Evans told us that the estate God hath blessed him with is too great to give where there is nothing in possession but a trade and house.
+I with my father to an alehouse, and there came Mr. Evans, the taylor, whose daughter we have had a mind to get for a wife for Tom.
+This day I counterfeited a letter to Sir W. Pen, as from the thief that stole his tankard lately, only to abuse and laugh at him.
+My wife would have me to do something for her brother Balty but I am afeard to meddle for fear I shall not be able to wipe my hands of him.
+To the Theatre and saw “The Joviall Crew,” where the King, Duke, Duchess, and Madame Palmer were; my wife had a sight of them all the while.
+My wife and I to Thos. Pepys where some ladies and my father and mother, where merry but methinks he makes but poor dinners for such guests.
+A letter from my Lord Sandwich, who is now well of his feaver, but not yet gone from Alicante, where he lay sick, and was twice let blood.
+I took leave of Mr Fanshaw who goes to-morrow to Portugal. We drank a great deal of wine, I too much and Mr Fanshaw till he could hardly go.
+To the Theatre, and saw the “Antipodes,” wherein there is much mirth, but no great matter else.
+I shall never have one to please us better in all things. I gave Jane 2s. 6d. over and bade her adieu, my mind full of trouble at her going.
+I made even with my maid Jane, who has this day been my maid three years, and is this day to go into the country to her mother.
+I got my father to yield that Pall should go into the country with my mother and him, and stay there to see how she will demean herself.
+In great anger told Pall before my father that I would keep her no longer, and my father he said he would have nothing to do with her.
+I found my Lady Batten and her daughter to look something askew upon my wife, because my wife do not buckle to them.
+To church with my wife, and had a very good and pungent sermon of Mr. Mills, discoursing the necessity of restitution.
+Met with Mr Spong and took him to the Sampson in Paul’s churchyard, and staid till late, and it rained hard so we were fain to get home wet.
+To the Opera and saw “Hamlet, Prince of Denmark,” done with scenes very well. Above all, Betterton did the prince’s part beyond imagination.
+The Comptroller and I to Sir Rd. Ford’s and viewed the house again and are come to a complete end with him to give him 200l. per an. for it.
+I do believe that the baboon already understands much English, and I am of the mind it might be taught to speak or make signs.
+It is a great baboon, but so much like a man in most things, I cannot believe but that it is a monster got of a man and she-baboon.
+We are called to Sir W. Batten’s to see the strange creature that Captain Holmes hath brought with him from Guiny.
+I took my wife to the Opera, and shewed her “The Witts,” which I had seen already twice, and was most highly pleased with it.
+T. Trice took my father and me to one of the judges, and there we were sworn, and so back again to the alehouse and drank and parted.
+To Tom Trice’s to an alehouse near, and there sat and talked, and finding him fair we examined my uncle’s will before him and Dr. Williams.
+I found my father and my mother in a discontent, which troubles me much, and indeed she is become very simple and unquiet.
+With my aunt Wight, my wife, and Pall and I to her house by coach, and there staid and supped upon a Westphalia ham.
+My uncle Fenner’s house so hot, that my uncle Wight, my father and I were fain to go out, and stay at an alehouse awhile to cool ourselves.
+Took my wife by coach to my uncle Fenner’s, where there was great deal of company, but poor entertainment, which I wonder at.
+The girl is very well favoured, and a very child, but modest, and one I think will do very well for my brother.
+Mrs. Whately only is afeard that her daughter is too young and portion not big enough, but offers 200l. down with her.
+To Mrs. Whately’s again, and there were well received, and she desirous to have the thing go forward.
+I understand by Mr. Moore that my Lady Sandwich is brought to bed yesterday of a young Lady, and is very well.
+With Mrs. Terry we discoursed about and agreed to go to her mother this afternoon to speak with her.
+To Mrs. Terry, a daughter of Mr. Whately’s, who lately offered a proposal of her sister for a wife for my brother Tom.
+At the office in the morning and all the afternoon at home to put my papers in order.
+We come to some agreement with Sir R. Ford for his house to be added to the office to enlarge our quarters.
+This day my aunt Fenner dyed.
+My Lady do keep the children at home, and lets them not come any more hither at present, which a little troubles me to lose their company.
+So homewards, but when we came to look for our coach we found it gone, so we were fain to walk home afoot and saved our money.
+I hired a coach and went to Chelsy, and there at an alehouse sat and drank and past the time till my Lord Privy Seal came to his house.
+In comes the King in a plain common riding-suit and velvet cap, in which he seemed a very ordinary man to one that had not known him.
+I found a thing of my Lord Chancellor’s to be sealed, and so I am forced to go to Worcester House, where severall Lords are met in Council.
+The children are sent for by their mother my Lady Sandwich to dinner, and my wife goes along with them by coach.
+Fell to read in “Hooker’s Ecclesiastical Polity,” which Mr. Moore did give me; which I shall read with great pains and love for his sake.
+To walk in St. James’s Park, and saw great variety of fowl which I never saw before and so home.
+I took my wife and Mr. Sidney to my Lady to see my Lord Hinchingbroke, who is now well again, and sits up and walks about his chamber.
+Troubled in mind that I cannot bring myself to mind my business, but to be so much in love of plays.
+Captain Ferrers and I to the Opera, and saw “The Witts”, which I like exceedingly. The Queen of Bohemia was here, brought by my Lord Craven.
+I walked with Ned Pickering into St. James’s Park (where I had not been a great while), and there found great and very noble alterations.
+I understand my Aunt Fenner is upon the point of death.
+Among others, the famous Tom Fuller is dead of it; and Dr. Nichols, Dean of Paul’s; and my Lord General Monk is very dangerously ill.
+It is such a sickly time both in City and country (of a sort of fever), that never was heard of almost, unless it was in a plague-time.
+All our clerks are gone to the buriall of Tom Whitton, a very ingenious, and a likely young man to live, as any in the Office.
+I followed Sir W. Pen to the Dolphin, and there we sat awhile, and so home after we had made shift to fuddle Mr. Falconer of Woolwich.
+“The Witts” is a most excellent play, and admirable scenes.
+To the Opera, which begins again to-day with “The Witts,” never acted yet with scenes; and the King and Duke and Duchess were there.
+I told my Lady of my Lord’s sickness (of which though it hath been the town-talk, she had heard nothing) and recovery of which she was glad.
+A letter from Mr Creed that tells me that my Lord is rid of his pain (which was wind got into the muscles of his right side) and his feaver.
+I went to my Lady’s and dined with her, and found my Lord Hinchingbroke somewhat better.
+Sir W. Batten and Sir W. Pen and I waited upon the Duke of York, to give him an account of the condition of the Navy for lack of money.
+I home, and there found my Lady’s three sons come, of which I am glad that I am in condition to do her and my Lord any service in this kind.
+We had like to have come to some high words between my mother and me, who is become a very simple woman.
+Pall being there I spoke to my father about my intention not to keep her longer for such and such reasons, which troubled him and me also.
+I went to my father’s, where I found him within, and went up to him, and there found him settling his papers against his removal.
+My Lady intends to send her other three sons, Sidney, Oliver, and John, to my house, for fear of the small-pox.
+To the Wardrobe to dinner, where I met my wife, and found my young Lord very ill.
+My heart full of trouble for my Lord Sandwich’s sickness, whom we are now confirmed is sick ashore at Alicante.
+I went to my Lord Hinchingbroke and there found him very ill, and in great fear of the smallpox.
+I had notice that my Lord Hinchingbroke is fallen ill, which I fear is with the fruit that I did give them at my house.
+I met with Ned Pickering, who told me what a great match of hunting of a stagg the King had yesterday.
+To Clerkenwell Church, only to see the two fayre Botelers. I had my full view of them both, but I am out of conceit now with them.
+To the Theatre, and saw “The merry Devill of Edmunton,” which is a very merry play, the first time I ever saw it, which pleased me well.
+My father and I did agree with my uncle Wight to meet with my uncle Thomas and read over the Captain’s will for their satisfaction.
+Came the maid that my wife hath hired for a chamber maid. She is very ugly, so that I cannot care for her, but otherwise seems very good.
+So to bed.
+I hear by my wife that Mrs. Hater is not yet delivered, but continues in her pains.
+I took coach to my father’s, where I found him come home this day from Brampton (as I expected) very well.
+Mons. Eschar and I took some wine and went to la belle Pierce, who we find big with child, and a pretty lady, one Mrs. Clifford, with her.
+My Lord Privy Seal caused Mr. Moore to read over the bills, and all ended well. So that I see the Lyon is not so fierce as he is painted.
+I to White Hall, where comes my Lord Privy Seal, and so we went up to his chamber over the gate at White Hall.
+News is brought by Mr. Hater that his wife is now falling into labour, so he is come for my wife, who presently went with him.
+I did promise to be a friend to the son-in-law’s family if he should die, which was all he desired of me, but I do believe he will recover.
+Word is brought me by a son-in-law of Mr. Pierces that his father is a dying and that he desires that I would come to him before he dies.
+Discoursing of musique Mons. Eschar spoke so much against the English and in praise of the French that made Mr Mage mad and so he went away.
+I took Mons. Eschar and Mr. Moore and Dr. Pierce’s brother (the souldier) to the tavern next the Savoy, and there staid and drank with them.
+To the Privy Seal; but my Lord comes not, which made me mad and gives all the world reason to talk of his delaying of business.
+To-morrow is a Seal day at the Privy Seal, and it being my month, I am to wait upon my Lord Roberts, Lord Privy Seal, at the Seal.
+With much ado got to London, where I found all well at home and at my father’s and my Lady’s, but no news yet from my Lord where he is.
+At Hatfield we walked into the great house; and I would fain have stolen a pretty dog that followed me, but I could not, which troubled me.
+Called up at three o’clock, and was a-horseback by four.
+I went to see the church, but I find that both here, and every where else, the Quakers do still continue, and rather grow than lessen.
+The landlady being a pretty woman, but I durst not take notice of her, her husband being there.
+Took horse for London, and with much ado, the ways being very bad, got to Baldwick, and there lay and had a good supper by myself.
+Tom Trice and I to Brampton, where I home to my father who could discern that I had been drinking, which he did never see or hear of before.
+Took horse and rode to Huntingdon, where I staid with Thos. Trice and Mr. Philips drinking.
+Back again to Brampton and after supper to bed, being now very quiet in the house, which is a content to us.
+To Graveley, and there at an alehouse met with Chandler and Jackson with whom I had a great deal of discourse, much to my satisfaction.
+Rode to Yelling, to my cozen Nightingale’s, who hath a pretty house here, and did learn of her all she could tell me concerning my business.
+To Brampton, and there found my father well, and my aunt gone from the house, which I am glad of, though it costs us a great deal of money.
+At Stanton borrowed a coat of a man for 6d, and so he rode all the way, poor man, without any.
+Early to Huntingdon, but was fain to stay a great while at Stanton because of the rain.
+The young men in Parliament are the most prophane swearing fellows that ever Roger Pepys heard in his life.
+Roger Pepys told me how basely things have been carried in Parliament by the young men, that did oppose all things moved by serious men.
+To church, and had a good sermon, and my uncle Talbot went with us and at our coming in the country-people all rose with so much reverence.
+Discoursed about my uncle’s will. Roger Pepys tells me I shall meet with a great deal of trouble in it. However, he told me what to do.
+Got up, and by and by walked into the orchard with my cozen Roger, and there plucked some fruit.
+I rode with Roger Pepys and his two brothers to Impington, and there with great respect was led up by them to the best chamber in the house.
+They tell me how high the old doctors are in the University over those they found there; for which I am very sorry.
+I went to the Rose, and there with Mr. Pechell, Sanchy, and others, sat and drank till night and were very merry.
+I went to the Castle Hill, where the judges were at the Assizes; and I staid till Roger Pepys rose and went with him.
+I met with a letter-carrier of Cambridge, with whom I rode all the way to Cambridge, my horse being tired, and myself very wet with rain.
+I got up early the next morning and got to Barkway, where I staid and drank.
+I rode to Ware, having much discourse with a fellmonger, a Quaker, who told me what a wicked man he had been till within this two years.
+After dinner my brother Tom came to me and then I made myself ready to get a-horseback for Cambridge.
+I hear how nurse’s husband has spoken of my Lady Batten how she was such a man’s whore and indeed I do believe that the story is true.
+We had a venison pasty, brought hot from London, and were very merry.
+Sir Williams both, and my wife and I and Mrs. Margarett Pen went by coach to Walthamstow, a-gossiping to Mrs. Browne.
+I went to the Theatre, and there I saw “The Tamer Tamed” well done.
+Mr. Salisbury is now grown in less than two years’ time so great a limner that he is become excellent, and gets a great deal of money at it.
+I dined with my Lady, and there met Dr. Thomas Pepys, who I found to be a silly talking fellow, but very good-natured.
+By water to the Wardrobe (meeting the King upon the water going in his barge to adjourn the House).
+The Lords challenging their privileges not to have their houses searched which makes them deny to pass the Bill for searching for pamphlets.
+My cozen Charles Glassecocke, though very ill himself, is gone to the country to his brother, John Glassecocke, who is a-dying there.
+I told my mother how things do fall short of our expectations, which I did to make her leave off her spending, which I find she is free in.
+Unless my father can leave his house to Tom, he has no mind to set up the trade any where else, and so I know not what to do with him.
+Sir R. Slingsby and I find it will be convenient for us to have Sir R. Ford’s house added to the office if he can be got to part with it.
+This evening my wife gives me all my linen, which I have put up, and intend to keep it now in my own custody.
+My wife came back and tells me that whereas I expected Sir W. Pen’s daughter should have been a great beauty, she is a very plain girl.
+Come home with us Sir W. Pen, and drank with us, and then went away, and my wife after him to see his daughter that is come out of Ireland.
+Writing a letter to my father at Brampton, who is there all alone, and I have not heard from him since my coming from him which troubles me.
+With my Lady Jem. and Pall through bridge, and showed them the ships with great pleasure, and then took them to my house to show it them.
+To a tavern hard by, and there Mr. Townsend did give us a song or two; and without doubt he hath the best manner of singing in the world.
+To the Wardrobe, where my wife met me, it being my Lord of Sandwich’s birthday, and so we had many friends here, and were very merry.
+At Mr. Montagu’s chamber I heard a Frenchman play upon the guitar, most extreme well, though at the best methinks it is but a bawble.
+Having made a vow to drink no wine this week, and this day breaking of it against my will, I am troubled, but I hope God will forgive me.
+Mr. Moore and I read my uncle’s will, and I had his opinion on it, and still find more and more trouble like to attend it.
+Mr. Moore and I to the Theatre, and saw “The Jovial Crew.” It is as merry and the most innocent play that ever I saw, and well performed.
+To my mother’s, where I found my aunt Bell and Mrs. Ramsey, and great store of tattle there was between the old women and my mother.
+I met my uncle Wight, and found him so discontented about my father, for which I am much troubled, and so staid not long to talk with him.
+Came my box of papers from Brampton of all my uncle’s papers, which will now set me at work enough.
+Home and to bed after I had set down my journals ever since my going from London this journey to this house.
+I give it out among them that the estate left me is 200l. a year in land, besides moneys, because I would put an esteem upon myself.
+To the office all the afternoon, which is a great pleasure to me again, to talk with persons of quality and to be in command.
+I hear that my man Will hath lost his clock with my tankard, at which I am very glad.
+To my Lady, who do shew my wife and me the greatest favour in the world, in which I take great content.
+To the Wardrobe, but come too late, and so dined with the servants.
+My wife in bed tells me of our being robbed of our silver tankard, which vexed me for the negligence of my people to leave the door open.
+Troubled to hear how proud and idle Pall is grown, that I am resolved not to keep her.
+To my father’s, where by my desire I met my uncle Thomas, and discoursed of my uncle’s will to him, and did satisfy him as well as I could.
+I sat before Mrs. Palmer, the King’s mistress, and filled my eyes with her, which much pleased me.
+Finding myself unfit for business, I went to the Theatre, and saw “Brenoralt,” I never saw before. It seemed a good play, but ill acted.
+Put on my mourning. Made visits to Sir W. Pen and Batten. Then to Westminster, and at the Hall staid talking with Mrs. Michell a good while.
+Called at my uncle Fenner’s, my mother’s, my Lady’s, and so home, in all which I found all things as well as I could expect.
+So to horse again, and with much ado got to London.
+Mr. Looker, my Lord’s gardener, showed me the house, the chappell, and, above all, the gardens, such as I never saw in all my life.
+So by degrees till I come to Hatfield, where I had a very good dinner with my hostess, at my Lord of Salisbury’s Inn.
+The day proves cold, so that having put on no stockings but thread ones, I was fain at Bigglesworth to buy a pair of coarse woollen ones.
+Up by three, and going by four on my way to London.
+It came to some agreement that for our giving of my aunt 10l. she is to quit the house and for other matters they are to be left to the law.
+Came the two Trices, Mr. Greene, and Mr. Philips, and so we began to argue.
+At home all the morning, putting my papers in order against my going to-morrow and doing many things else to that end.
+Tom Trice and my father gone to Goody Gorum’s, where Jaspar Trice got before me, and there had some calm discourse, but came to no issue.
+Mr. Davenport, Phillips, Jaspar Trice, myself and others over against the Crown we sat and drank ale and were very merry.
+Sir Robert tells me the money due to us upon surrender from Piggott, 164l, will go with debts to the heir at law, which breaks my heart.
+Sir Robert spoke between us as well as I could desire, but could come to no issue till Tom Trice comes.
+Sir Robert caused us to sit down together and began discourse very fairly between us, so I drew out the Will and show it him.
+Up to Huntingdon this morning to Sir Robert Bernard, with whom I met Jaspar Trice.
+My aunt continuing in her base, hypocritical tricks which both Jane Perkin (of whom we make great use) and the maid do tell us every day of.
+Had advice from Mr Moore from London, by my desire, that the three witnesses of the will being all legatees, will not do the will any wrong.
+Agreeing with Stankes to have a care of our business. We think ourselves in nothing happy but in lighting upon him to be our bayly.
+Letting of the crop upon the ground.
+Putting things in order.
+With a sad heart rode home to Brampton, but made myself as cheerful as I could to my father, and so to bed.
+I rode to Gravely with much ado to inquire for a surrender of my uncle’s in some of the copyholders’ hands there, but I can hear of none.
+With Dr. John Pepys and my old uncle, I read over the will, and had their advice therein, who, as to the sufficiency thereof confirmed me.
+I rode to Impington where I found my old uncle sitting all alone, like a man out of the world: he can hardly see; but all things else he do.
+With Dr Fairbrother to the Rose tavern, and called for some wine, and there met with Mr. Turner, and sent for his wife, and were very merry.
+To King’s College chappell, where I found the scholars in their surplices at the service with the organs, which is a strange sight.
+After I was trimmed, I went to Christ College, and found my brother John at eight o’clock in bed, which vexed me.
+Up by three o’clock this morning, and rode to Cambridge, and was there by seven o’clock
+To Hinchingbroke, which is now all in dirt, because of my Lord’s building, which will make it very magnificent.
+My father and I walked round Portholme and viewed all the fields, which was very pleasant.
+Mr. Philips comes home from London, and so we have the best counsel he could give us, but for all that we were not quiet in our minds.
+With the badness of the drink and the ill opinion I have of the meat, and the biting of the gnats, I am almost out of my wits with trouble.
+We missed the surrenders of my uncle’s copyhold land, without which the land would not come to us, but to the heir at law.
+We find my uncle’s papers so well sorted as I would have had them, but all in confusion, that break my brains to understand them.
+Above all, our trouble is to find that my uncle’s estate appears nothing as we expected, and all the world believes.
+We had news of Tom Trice’s putting in a caveat against us, in behalf of his mother, to whom my uncle hath not given anything.
+Much troubled with my aunt’s base, ugly humours.
+I fell to work, and my father to look over my uncle’s papers and clothes.
+Mr. Turner spoke not particularly of him anything, but that he was one so well known for his honesty, that it spoke for itself above all.
+Then to carry him to the church, where Mr. Taylor buried him, and Mr. Turner preached a funerall sermon.
+All people far and near come in; in the greatest disorder that ever I saw. We made shift to serve them what we had of wine and other things.
+We went about getting things, as ribbands and gloves, ready for the burial.
+Though he gives me nothing till my father’s death, yet I am glad to see that he hath done so well for us, and to the rest of his kindred.
+My father and I walked in the garden and read the will.
+My father and I lay together tonight, I greedy to see the will, but did not ask to see it till to-morrow.
+My aunt I found in bed in a most nasty ugly pickle, made me sick to see it.
+My uncle’s corps begun to smell, and so I caused it to be set forth in the yard all night, and watched by two men.
+My uncle’s corps in a coffin standing upon joynt-stools in the chimney in the hall.
+We rode and got well to Brampton, where I found my father well.
+To the Post House and set out, taking the messenger with me that came to me.
+I went and told my uncle Wight, my Lady, and some others, and bought me a pair of boots in St. Martin’s, and got myself ready.
+I rose sorry in some respect, glad in my expectations in another respect.
+Waked with news, brought me by a messenger on purpose, that my uncle Robert is dead, and died yesterday.
+To the office, and that being done all went to Sir W. Batten’s and there had a venison pasty, and were very merry.
+Called at my father’s, and there I heard that my uncle Robert continues to have his fits of stupefaction every day for 10 or 12 hours.
+Strange to see this house, that used to be so thronged, now empty since the Opera begun; and so will continue for a while, I believe.
+I went to the Theatre, and there I saw “Claracilla” (the first time I ever saw it), well acted.
+To Sir W. Batten’s with the Comptroller, where we sat talking and disputing with Mr. Mills the parson of our parish.
+My Lady Batten and my wife were at the burial of a daughter of Sir John Lawson’s, and had rings for themselves and their husbands.
+Home through Duck Lane to inquire for some Spanish books, but found none that pleased me.
+Dined with my Lady, who is in some mourning for her brother, Mr. Saml. Crew, who died yesterday of the spotted fever.
+The scene indeed is very fine and magnificent, and well acted, all but the Eunuch, who was so much out that he was hissed off the stage.
+To-day was acted the second part of “The Siege of Rhodes.” We staid a very great while for the King and the Queen of Bohemia.
+Took coach and went to Sir William Davenant’s Opera; this being the fourth day that it hath begun, and the first that I have seen it.
+My father writes that my uncle is by fits stupid, and like a man that is drunk, and sometimes speechless.
+Among other things, a fair chest of drawers for my own chamber, and an Indian gown for myself. The first cost me 33s., the other 34s.
+This morning I went up and down into the city, to buy several things, as I have lately done, for my house.
+Myself in good health, but mighty apt to take cold, so that this hot weather I am fain to wear a cloth before my belly.
+My father gone to Brampton to see my uncle Robert, not knowing whether to find him dead or alive.
+The Portuguese Embassador came to White Hall to take leave of the King; he being now going to end all with the Queen, and to send her over.
+Myself humming to myself (which is my constant practice since I begun to learn to sing) the trillo and found by use that it do come upon me.
+I to Graye’s Inn Walk, all alone, and with great pleasure seeing the fine ladies walk there.
+To church, where we observe the trade of briefs is come now up to so constant a course every Sunday that we resolve to give no more to them.
+Mr. Chetwind commending of “Hooker’s Ecclesiastical Polity” as the only book that made him a Christian, which puts me upon the buying of it.
+Mr. Chetwind by chewing of tobacco is become very fat and sallow, whereas he was consumptive.
+Came to me Mr. Chetwind, Gregory, and Hartlibb, so many of our old club, where we staid and drank and talked with much pleasure.
+By a letter from the Duke complaining of the delay of the ships that are to be got ready, Sir Williams both and I went to Deptford.
+This night had our bed set up in our room that we called the Nursery, where we lay, and I am very much pleased with the room.
+Sir W. Pen and I to Moorefields, and there saw the wrestling, which I never saw so much of before, between the north and west countrymen.
+At home all the morning practising to sing, which is now my great trade.
+With my Lady Batten, Mrs. Rebecca Allen, Mrs. Thompson, &amp;c, two coaches of us, we went and saw “Bartholomew Fayre” acted very well.
+We guess that my uncle Robert is very ill, and so my father do think to go to-morrow. And so God’s will be done.
+Found by a letter that my uncle Robert is taken with a dizziness in his head. They desire my father to come down to look after his business.
+Captain Allen and his daughter Rebecca and Mr. Hempson sat with me till it was late, and I had a very gallant collation for them.
+Mr. Goodgroome’s first song is “La cruda la bella.”
+Came Mr. Goodgroome to me, with whom I agreed to give him 20s. entrance, which I then did, and 20s. a month more to teach me to sing.
+To the ordinary over against the Exchange, where we dined and had great wrangling with the master when the reckoning was brought to us.
+Dr. Williams is come to see my wife, whose soare belly is now grown dangerous as she thinks.
+My father came to see my house now it is done, which is now very neat.
+To Graye’s Inn Walks, where great store of gallants, but above all the ladies that I there saw, Mrs. Frances Butler is the greatest beauty.
+Luellin and Blirton took me to a friend’s of theirs in Lincoln’s Inn fields, one Mr. Hodges, where we drank great store of Rhenish wine.
+To the Theatre, “The Alchymist,” which is a most incomparable play.
+Abroad all the morning about several businesses.
+Much pleased at night to see my house begin to be clean after all the dirt.
+To dinner, where Mr. Norbury and I did discourse of his wife’s house and land at Brampton, which I find too much for me to buy.
+My father and I went and drank our morning draft at the Samson in Paul’s Churchyard, and eat some gammon of bacon, &amp;c.
+At home the greatest part of the day to see my workmen make an end, which this night they did to my great content.
+I am now become the most negligent man in the world as to matters of news. Now-a-days, I neither can tell any, nor ask any of others.
+Thanks be to God I am very well again of my late pain, and to-morrow hope to be out of my pain of dirt and trouble in my house.
+All the morning almost at home, seeing my stairs finished by the painters, which pleases me well.
+I met Jack Cole, who staid with me a good while, and is still of the old good humour that we were of at school together.
+There being a little pretty witty child that is kept in Capt. Lambert’s house that would not let us go without her.
+We had a very handsome treat and good musique that Captain Lambert’s wife made upon the harpsicon.
+My wife and I to Captain Lambert’s, where we took great pleasure in their turret-garden, and seeing the fine needle-works of his wife.
+Home to my painters, who are now about painting my stairs.
+The afternoon I spent in reading “The Spanish Gypsey,” a play not very good, though commended much.
+I went and dined with my Lady, who, now my Lord is gone, is come to her poor housekeeping again.
+I went home by coach to bed, and went not to the office at all, and by keeping myself warm, I broke wind and so came to some ease.
+But I could not stay with my father myself, for having got a great cold by my playing the fool in the water yesterday I was in great pain.
+To my father’s, and did give him order about the buying of this cloth to send to my Lord.
+I fell asleep till I came almost to the Tower, and there the Captain and I parted, and I home and with wine enough in my head, went to bed.
+Young Poole took us on board the Charity and gave us wine there, with which I had full enough, and so to our wherry again.
+We parted hence and went home with Mr. Falconer, who did give us cherrys and good wine.
+At Woolwich went on shore and so to the tavern where we drank a great deal both wine and beer.
+We toward London in our boat. Pulled off our stockings and bathed our legs a while in the river, which I had not done some years before.
+So with a sad and merry heart I left them sailing pleasantly from Erith, hoping to be in the Downs tomorrow early.
+My Lord did give five guns, all they had charged, which was the greatest respect my Lord could do me, and of which I was not a little proud.
+I took leave of W. Howe, and the rest of my friends, then took leave of my Lord, who give me his hand and parted with great respect.
+I went down with my Lord in the barge to Deptford, and there went on board the Dutch yacht and staid there a good while.
+My Lord takes barge, and was met by Sir R. Slingsby, who took his leave of my Lord, and I heard my Lord thank him for his kindness to me.
+I put on my gray cloth suit and faced white coat, made of one of my wife’s pettycoates, the first time I have had it on.
+To White Hall, where I met my Lord, who told me he must have 300l. laid out in cloth, to give in Barbary, as presents among the Turks.
+At home all day with my workmen, and doing several things, among others writing the letter resolved of yesterday to the Duke.
+To Lambeth to drink our morning draft, where at the Three Mariners, a place noted for their ale, we staid awhile very merry, and so away.
+A day kept between a fast and a feast, the Bishops not being ready enough to keep the fast for foul weather before fair weather came.
+Sir G. Carteret with us; we agreed upon a letter to the Duke of York, to tell him the sad condition of this office for want of money.
+We lay in Sir R. Slingsby’s lodgings in the dining room there in one green bed, my house being now in its last work of painting and whiting.
+I dined with my Lady; but after we were set, comes in some persons of condition, and so the children and I rose and dined by ourselves.
+My Lord tells me that he do intrust me with the seeing of all things done in his absence as to this great preparation.
+My Lord is to go to Algier to settle the business; and so to come back to Lisbone, and there to meet the fleet that is to follow him.
+To my Lord’s, who privately told me how the King had made him Embassador in the bringing over the Queen.
+My wife and I walked to my Lady’s at the Wardrobe, and there dined and was exceeding much made of.
+My wife put on her black silk gown, which is now laced all over with black gimp lace, as the fashion is, in which she is very pretty.
+Mr. Creed and I went to the tobacco shop under Temple Bar gate, and went to the top of the house and sat drinking Lambeth ale a good while.
+I saw Bartholomew Faire, the first time it was acted now a-days. A most admirable play and well acted, but too much prophane and abusive.
+My Lord did tell me that he would have me go to Mr. Townsend, whom he had ordered to discover to me the whole mystery of the Wardrobe.
+After dinner to the office, and there till late at night.
+Here came two gentlewomen, and one could play pretty well upon the viallin, but, good God! how these ignorant people did cry her up for it!
+The Captain and I again to Bridewell to Mr. Holland’s, where his wife also, a plain dowdy, and his mother was.
+We heard musique at the Globe, and saw the simple motion that is there of a woman with a rod in her hand keeping time to the musique.
+My head hath aked all night, and all this morning, with my last night’s debauch.
+Lieutenant Lambert and I went down by water to Greenwich, in our way observing and discoursing upon the things of a ship.
+And so to bed, very near fuddled.
+Sir W. Pen came out in his shirt, and there we staid talking and singing, and drinking claret, and eating botargo and bread and butter.
+It being very hot weather I took my flageolette and played upon the leads in the garden.
+Sir W. Pen and I went home with Sir R. Slingsby to bowls in his ally, and there had good sport.
+I did give my wife 4l. to lay out upon lace and other things for herself.
+To the Theatre and saw “Harry the 4th,” a good play.
+Very good discourse about having of young noblemen and gentlemen to think of going to sea, as being as honourable service as the land war.
+The houses did not like us, and so that design at present is stopped.
+The Comptroller came to see a house or two near our office, then he would have me have Mr Turner’s lodgings and himself mine and Mr Davis’s.
+Mr. Creed and I, with much pleasure, walked quite round the Towre, which I never did before.
+Discoursing with my Lord, he did instruct me as to the business of the Wardrobe, in case, in his absence, Mr. Townsend should die.
+It rained hard, as it hath done of late so much that we begin to doubt a famine, and so Greatorex was forced to stay longer than I desired.
+Greatorext showed me the strength that levers have, and that what is got as to matter of strength is lost by them as to matter of time.
+Going home I found Greatorex come to see me, and so he and I in my chamber drinking of wine and eating of anchovies an hour or two.
+Having wrote letters into the country and read some things I went to bed.
+To Redriffe, calling at the half-way house, and come into a room where there was infinite of new cakes placed, and there we were very merry.
+By water to Woolwich, and there went from ship to ship to give order for and take notice of their forwardness to go forth.
+Great talk how the Parliament intend to make a collection of free gifts to the King through the Kingdom; I think it will not come to much.
+I did talk to my mother so as did not indeed become me, but I could not help it, she being so unsufferably foolish and simple.
+Indeed my mother is grown now so pettish that I know not how my father is able to bear with it.
+I went to my father’s, but to my great grief I found my father and mother in a great deal of discontent one with another.
+This day, I hear, the Parliament have ordered a bill to be brought in for the restoring the Bishops to the House of Lords.
+The Comptroller and I to the Coffee House, and there sat a great while talking of many things.
+I took boat at Arundell stairs, and put in at Milford and there behind the doore of the stairs shit, there being a house of office there.
+To Greatorex, who took me to Arundell-House, and there showed me some fine flowers in his garden, and all the fine statues in the gallery.
+I like my Lord’s contrivance of the door to come out round and not square as they used to do.
+To the Wardrobe and there, with my Lord, went into his new barge to try her, and found her a good boat.
+We beat them. But it cost me the spoiling of my clothes and velvet coat with dirt.
+We had great sport to try who should drive fastest, Sir W. Batten’s coach, or Sir W. Pen’s chariott, they having four, and we two horses.
+We went to Mrs. Shipman’s, who is a great butter-woman. I did see the most of milk and cream, and the cleanest that ever I saw in my life.
+For as much I expected to give the name to the child, but did not (it being called John), I forbore then to give my plate till another time.
+One passage of a lady that eat wafers with her dog did displease me. I did give the midwife 10s. and the nurse 5s. and the maid 2s.
+We were with the woman in Mrs. Brown’s chamber; whether we carried ourselves well or ill, I know not; I was directed by young Mrs. Batten.
+To Mrs. Browne’s, where Sir W. Pen and I were godfathers, and Mrs. Jordan and Shipman godmothers to her boy.
+Having made myself fine, and put six spoons and a porringer of silver in my pocket to give away to-day, Sir W. Pen and I took coach.
+To Cheapside about buying a piece of plate to give away to-morrow to Mrs. Browne’s child.
+We saw the hangman burn, by vote of Parliament, two old acts, the one for constituting us a Commonwealth, and the others I have forgot.
+To the Wardrobe, and thence to a little alehouse hard by, to drink with John Bowles, who is now going to Hinchinbroke this day.
+Home and to bed.
+Sir George Carteret did inquire into the naming of the maisters for this fleet, and was very angry that they were named as they are.
+There coming to us Captain Ferrers, this being the first day of his going abroad since his leap a week ago, which I was greatly glad to see.
+To the Legg. There I found both Mr. Pierces, Mr. Rolt, formerly too great a man to meet upon such even terms, and there we dined very merry.
+I heard how Mrs. Browne, Sir W. Batten’s sister, is brought to bed, and I to be one of the godfathers, which I could not nor did deny.
+I to Sir W. Batten’s, where I have on purpose made myself a great stranger, only to get a high opinion a little more of myself in them.
+Dined with my wife alone at home pleasing myself in that my house do begin to look as if at last it would be in good order.
+Home, where I found all clean, and the hearth and range, as it is now enlarged, set up, which pleases me very much.
+This is the first time that I do find myself to be clearly worth 500l. in money, besides all my goods in my house, &amp;c.
+A holy-day through the town; it pleased me to see the boys walk in procession with their broom-staffs in their hands, as I had long ago.
+Dr. Bates’s singularity in not rising up nor drinking the King’s nor other healths at the table was very much observed.
+I had very good discourse with Mr. Ashmole, wherein he did assure me that frogs and many insects do often fall from the sky, ready formed.
+Shifted myself into my black silk suit, and so to my Lord Mayor’s, with a great deal of honourable company, and great entertainment.
+Jonas Moore spoke very many things, not so much to prove the Scripture false as that the time therein is not well computed nor understood.
+Jonas Moore, the mathematician, did make us fully believe that England and France were once the same continent, by very good arguments.
+Before I went to bed the barber came to trim me and wash me, and so to bed, in order to my being clean to-morrow.
+By water to the Wardrobe where my Lord and all the officers of the Wardrobe dined, and several other friends of my Lord, at a venison pasty.
+To my father’s, and did give order about some clothes to be made, and did buy a new hat, cost between 20 and 30 shillings, at Mr. Holden’s.
+While we were upon the water, one of the greatest showers of rain fell that ever I saw.
+Took barge again, and were overtaken by the King in his barge, he having been down the river with his yacht this day for pleasure to try it.
+We took boat to Woolwich, where we gave order for the fitting out of some more ships. And then to Deptford, where we staid and did the same.
+With Sir R. Slingsby (and Major Waters the deaf gentleman, his friend, for company’s sake) to the Victualling-office.
+I found Sir Williams both, choosing of masters for the new fleet of ships that is ordered to be set forth, and Pen in an ugly humour.
+Mr. Creed and I to an ordinary to dinner, and after dinner to the Mitre, and there sat drinking while it rained very much.
+I am troubled to see my father so much decay of a suddain, as he do both in his seeing and hearing.
+My Lord bid us carry Capt. Ferrers up, which, by our strength, we did and laid him in East’s bed, by the door; where he lay in great pain.
+So we went down into the garden and dragged Capt. Ferrers to the bench, where he looked like a dead man, but could not stir.
+We found Capt. Ferrers crawled upon his knees, but could not rise
+The balcone windows were open and Capt. Ferrers leaps down into the garden: the most desperate frolic that ever I saw in my life.
+I, giving Capt. Ferrers some hopes, he grew so mad with joy that he fell a-dancing and leaping like a madman.
+To my Lord’s. Capt. Ferrers is in doubt whether he shall go to sea or no, but swears that he would go if he were sure never to come back.
+Into the garden, and walked a turn or two, but found it not so fine a place as I always took it for by the outside.
+At York House I found them at mass, it being the Spanish ambassodors; and so I go into one of the gallerys, and there heard two masses done.
+I home, where I staid all the afternoon in the garden reading “Faber Fortunae” with great pleasure.
+At Westminster, where it was very pleasant to see the Hall in the condition it is now with the judges on the benches at the further end.
+Upon the start, the wager boats fell foul one of another, till at last one of them gives over, pretending foul play, and all our sport lost.
+Spying of Payne in a gully, I went into him, and there staid, thinking to have gone to Chelsy with them.
+Being through bridge I found the Thames full of boats and gallys, and upon inquiry found that there was a wager to be run this morning.
+Towards Westminster, by water, and was fain to stand upon one of the piers about the bridge, before the men could drag their boat through.
+Home to my musique, and my wife and I sat singing in my chamber a good while together, and then to bed.
+To our dinner we had a fellow play upon the bagpipes and whistle like a bird exceeding well, and I had a fancy to learn to whistle as he do.
+We, with the rest of the servants in the hall, sat down and eat of the best cold meats that ever I eat on in all my life.
+I took Mr. Creed by water to the Wardrobe with me, and there we found my Lord newly gone away with the Duke of Ormond and some others.
+To the Theatre, and there saw the latter end of “The Mayd’s Tragedy,” which I never saw before, and methinks it is too sad and melancholy.
+Quite contrary to my expectations, the Lords did treat me civilly, telling me that what they had done was out of zeal to the King’s service.
+I went in my velvet coat by water to the Savoy, and there, having staid a good while, I was called into the Lords.
+To bed, being in great fear because of the shavings which lay all up and down the house and cellar, for fear of fire.
+I give the men a surly answer, and they went away to complain, but I resolve to go to-morrow myself to these Lords and answer them.
+There came two men with an order from a Committee of Lords to demand some books of me out of the office.
+Home and found all my joyner’s work now done, but only a small job or two, which please me very well.
+Finding my head grow weak now-a-days if I come to drink wine and therefore hope I shall leave it off of myself, which I pray God I could do.
+My uncle Wight, Mr. Talbot, and others were with us, and we were pretty merry.
+Mr. Shepley came to me for some money, and so he and I to the Mitre, and there we had good wine and a gammon of bacon.
+My Lord spoke slightingly of Mr. Creed, as that he had no opinion of him, but only he was forced to make use of him because of his accounts.
+My Lord told me of his intention to get the Muster Master’s place for Mr. Pierce, the purser, who he has a mind to carry to sea with him.
+The office being done I went home and took pleasure to see my work draw to an end.
+Mr. Creed and I went to the ordinary behind the Exchange, where we lately were, but I do not like it so well as I did.
+Methought it was a poor dry sermon. And I am afeard my former high esteem of Dr. Fuller preaching was more out of opinion than judgment.
+At the Savoy heard Dr Fuller preach upon David’s words, “I will wait with patience all the days of my appointed time until my change comes.”
+I put in a vent into the hole to keep it open till all the matter be come out, and so I question not that my wife will soon be well again.
+My wife had a very troublesome night and in great pain, but her swelling broke, and she was in great ease presently as she useth to be.
+Mr. Hater brought my last quarter’s salary, of which I was very glad, because I have lost my first bill for it.
+I went home, and there staid and saw my workmen follow their work, which this night is brought to a very good condition.
+To a barber’s, where I had my haire cut, in which I am lately become a little curious, finding that the length of it do become me very much.
+Came Mr. Blackburn and Creed to see me, and I took them to the Dolphin, and there drank a great deal of Rhenish wine with them and so home.
+At the office all the morning, and the afternoon among my workmen with great pleasure, because being near an end of their work.
+Mr. Hater received for me the 225l. due upon Mr. Creed’s bill in which I am concerned so much, which do make me very glad.
+By and by comes in my Lord, and so, after looking over my accounts, I returned home, being a dirty and dark walk. So to bed.
+I walked to the Wardrobe, and my Lady shewed me all the lodgings as they are now fitted, and they seem pretty pleasant.
+I meeting with Mr. Childe took him to the Swan Tavern in King Street, and there did give him a tankard of white wine and sugar.
+My wife being ill and in great pain with her old pain, which troubled me much because that my house is in this condition of dirt.
+It vexed me to see how my uncle writes to me, as if he were not able to buy my Cozen Perkin a fiddle. But I intend tomorrow to send him one.
+A letter from my uncle, to beg a fiddle for my Cozen Perkin, whose mill hath lately broke down. Now he hath nothing to live by but fiddling.
+Comes my wife not well, having had a tooth drawn out to-day, which do trouble me, the more because I am now in the greatest of all my dirt.
+All this day I staid at home with my workmen without eating anything, and took much pleasure to see my work go forward.
+Came my brother John to take his leave of me, he being to return to Cambridge. I did give him good counsell and 20s, and so he went away.
+Sent my Lord a letter to excuse myself for not going to-morrow to the Hope, whither he is to go to see in what condition the fleet is in.
+Home and staid among my workmen all day, and took order for things for the finishing of their work.
+An excellent droll, my host, his wife so fine a woman; sung and played so well that I staid a great while and drunk a great deal of wine.
+Mr. Creed carried me to an ordinary by the Old Exchange, where we come a little too late, but we had very good cheer for our 18d. a-piece.
+We were stopped by the City traynebands, who go in solemnity and pomp to muster before the King and the Duke. Shops are shut up every where.
+I hear that the Duke of York’s son is dead, which I believe will please every body; the Duke and his Lady are not much troubled at it.
+I went and sat till late with my Lady Batten, both the Sir Williams being gone this day to pay off some ships at Deptford.
+Home, where I was much troubled to see no more work done in my absence than there was, but it could not be helped.
+In the banquet house my wife and I did talk high, she against and I for Mrs. Pierce (that she was a beauty), till we were both angry.
+In the garden we played the fool a great while, trying who of Mr. Creed or I could go best over the edge of an old fountain well.
+Mr. Creed and I went to the red-faced Parson’s church, and heard a good sermon of him, better than I looked for.
+We lay at the Red Lyon, the best Inn, and lay in the room the King lately lay in.
+So to supper being very merry about our discourse with the Drawers concerning the minister of the Town, with a red face and a girdle.
+And so to Gilford. We had time to see the Hospital, built by Archbishop Abbott, and the free school and were civilly treated by the Mayster.
+Here my wife and I lay in the room the Queen lately lay at her going into France.
+To Petersfield, having nothing more of trouble in all my journey, but the exceeding unmannerly and most epicure-like palate of Mr. Creed.
+To the payhouse, and paid off the ship, and so to a short dinner. Then took coach, leaving Mrs. Hater to stay with her husband’s friends.
+To walk with Mr. Creed, and it was in his and some others’ thoughts to have got me made free of the town but the Mayor, it seems, unwilling.
+To see the Montagu, which is a fine ship, and so to the town again, then to see the room where the Duke of Buckingham was killed by Felton.
+Brought them all to dinner with me, and treated them handsomely; after dinner to the Yard, and there we made the sale of the old provisions.
+All the officers of the Yard to see me with great respect, and I walked with them to the Dock, and much pleased with the sight of the place.
+Several officers of the Yard came to see us to-night, and merry we were, but troubled to have no better lodgings.
+We set forth again, and so to Portsmouth, seeming to me to be a very pleasant and strong place.
+Bated at Petersfield, in the room which the King lay in lately at his being there. Here very merry, and played us and our wives at bowls.
+I am sorry that I am not at London, to be at Hide-parke to-morrow, among the great gallants and ladies, which will be very fine.
+No other extraordinary rencontre, but my hat falling off my head at Newington into the water, by which it was spoiled, and I ashamed of it.
+We got a small bait at Leatherhead, and so to Godlyman
+Through her mask Mr. Hater’s wife seemed at first to be an old woman, but afterwards I found her to be a very pretty modest black woman.
+My wife and I and Mr. Creed took coach, and in Fishstreet took up Mr. Hater and his wife.
+Home and to bed, where my wife had not lain a great while.
+By Sir W. Batten’s and Sir W. Pen’s persuasion I sent for my wife from my father’s, who came to us, where we were all at a collacion.
+Home again, and gave order to my workmen what to do in my absence.
+To the office, where it is determined that I should go to-morrow to Portsmouth.
+Lieut. Lambert is troubled about being offered a fourth rate ship to be Lieutenant of now he has been two years Lieutenant in a first rate.
+My father bid me to take notice of it to my mother, and to make peace between him and her. All which do trouble me very much.
+The wench was the most ill-favoured slut that I saw in my life, which I was ashamed to hear that my mother should be become such a fool.
+My father told me my mother would not let him come to bed to her out of jealousy of him and an ugly wench that lived there lately.
+Home by coach to Sir W. Batten’s, who seems so inquisitive when my, house will be made an end of that I am troubled to go thither.
+Dined with my Lady, and after dinner with Mr. Creed and Captain Ferrers to the Theatre to see “The Chances.”
+Having some thoughts to order my business so as to go to Portsmouth the next week with Sir Robert Slingsby.
+At the office all the morning, and dined by myself at home on a piece of meat from the cook’s.
+Mr. Moore and I went to an Ordinary at the King’s Head in Towre Street, and there had a dirty dinner.
+All the morning with my workmen with great pleasure to see them near coming to an end.
+So to bed.
+I hear the noise of the chambers, and other things of the fire-works, which are now playing upon the Thames before the King.
+After dinner home, and advised with my wife about ordering things in my house, and then she went away to my father’s to lie.
+My wife and I went to dinner to Sir W. Batten, and all our talk about the happy conclusion of these last solemnities.
+I rose and went out with Mr. Creed to drink our morning draft, which he did give me in chocolate to settle my stomach.
+When I waked I found myself wet with my spewing.
+No sooner a-bed with Mr. Shepley but my head began to hum, and I to vomit, and if ever I was foxed it was now.
+Thus did the day end with joy every where; and blessed be God, I have not heard of any mischance to any body through it all.
+We drank the King’s health, and nothing else, till one of the gentlemen fell down stark drunk, and there lay spewing.
+We thought a strange frolique; but these gallants continued thus a great while, and I wondered to see how the ladies did tipple.
+Many great gallants laid hold of us, and would have us drink the King’s health upon our knees, which we all did, they drinking to us.
+I took my wife and Mrs. Frankleyn to Axe-yard, in which at the further end there were three great bonfires.
+But the fire-works were not performed to-night: only the City had a light like a glory round about it with bonfires.
+At Mr. Bowyer’s we staid upon the leads and below, expecting to see the fire-works.
+Then it fell a-raining and thundering and lightening: which people did take great notice of; God’s blessing of the work of these two days.
+Strange it is to think, that these two days have held up fair till now that all is done, and the King gone out of the Hall.
+I took a great deal of pleasure to go up and down, and look upon the ladies, and to hear the musique, but above all, the 24 violins.
+At the Lords’ table, I met with William Howe, and he spoke to my Lord for me, and he did give me four rabbits and a pullet.
+The King drinks to the Champion, and sends him the cup which is of gold, and he drinks it off, and then rides back with the cup in his hand.
+A Herald proclaims “That if any dare deny Charles Stewart to be lawful King of England, here was a Champion that would fight with him.”
+Above all was Lords Northumberland and Suffolk, and the Duke of Ormond, coming before the courses on horseback, and staying all dinner-time.
+Many fine ceremonies there was of the Heralds leading up people before him, and bowing.
+The King’s first course carried up by the Knights of the Bath.
+The King came in with his crown on, and his sceptre in his hand, under a canopy borne up by six silver staves, carried by Barons.
+Into the Hall I got, where it was very fine with scaffolds one upon another full of brave ladies; and my wife in one, on the right hand.
+But I had so great a lust to pisse that I went out a little while before the King had done all his ceremonies.
+So great a noise that I could make but little of the musique; and indeed, it was lost to every body.
+A Generall Pardon was read by the Lord Chancellor. Meddalls flung up and down by my Lord Cornwallis, of silver, but I could not come by any.
+The King at Arms proclaimed, that if any one could show any reason why Charles Stewart should not be King of England, that he should speak.
+Taking the oath, and having things read to him by the Bishop; and his lords and bishops come, and kneeled before him.
+To my great grief I and most in the Abbey could not the ceremonies.
+Then the Duke, and the King with a scepter (carried by my Lord Sandwich) and sword and mond before him, and the crown too.
+All the officers of all kinds, so much as the very fidlers, in red vests.
+A great pleasure it was to see the Abbey raised in the middle, all covered with red, and a throne and footstool on the top of it.
+I did get up into a scaffold across the North end of the Abbey, where with patience I sat from past 4 till 11 before the King came in.
+I rose and got to the Abbey, where I followed Sir J. Denham, the Surveyor, with some company that he was leading in.
+My Lord talked with me about his suit, which was made in France, and cost him 200l, and very rich it is with embroidery.
+Will and the boy staid and saw the show upon Towre Hill, and Jane at T. Pepys’s, and my wife at Charles Glassecocke’s, in Fleet Street.
+Sir W. Batten and I drunk some mum and laid our wager about my Lady Faulconbridge’s name, which he says not to be Mary. I won above 20s.
+The show being ended, Mr. Young did give us a dinner, at which we were very merry, and pleased above imagination at what we have seen.
+It is impossible to relate the glory of this day, expressed in the clothes of them that rid, and their horses and horses clothes.
+Both the King and the Duke of York took notice of us, as he saw us at the window.
+So glorious was the show with gold and silver, that we were not able to look at it, our eyes at last being so much overcome with it.
+The ladies out of the windows, one of which over against us I took much notice of, and spoke of her, which made good sport among us.
+The streets all gravelled, and the houses hung with carpets before them, made brave show.
+There followed the Vice-Chamberlain, Sir G. Carteret, a company of men all like Turks; but I know not yet what they are for.
+Wadlow, the vintner, at the Devil; in Fleetstreet, did lead a fine company of soldiers, all young comely men, in white doublets.
+The King, in a most rich embroidered suit and cloak, looked most noble.
+My Lord Monk rode bare after the King, and led in his hand a spare horse, as being Master of the Horse.
+The Bishops come next after Barons, which is the higher place.
+The Knights of the Bath was a brave sight of itself; and their Esquires, among which Mr. Armiger was an Esquire to one of the Knights.
+There we had a good room to ourselves, with wine and good cake.
+Sir W. Batten, my Lady, and his two daughters and his son and wife, and Sir W. Pen and his son and I, went to Mr. Young’s, in Corne-hill.
+Up early and made myself as fine as I could, and put on my velvet coat, the first day that I put it on.
+My mind troubled about my workmen, which, being foreigners, are like to be troubled by lazy rogues that worked with me, that are citizens.
+So home, people being at church, and I got home unseen, and so up to my chamber and saw done these last five or six days’ diarys.
+I went home, and all the way is so thronged with people to see the triumphal arches, that I could hardly pass for them.
+Here dined Dr Thos. Pepys and Dr. Fayrebrother; and all our talk about to-morrow’s show, and our trouble that it is like to be a wet day.
+To my father’s and there found the late maid to be gone and another come by my mother’s choice, which my father do not like.
+We were troubled to hear it rain as it did, because of the great show tomorrow.
+The ways being now so dirty, and stopped up with the rayles which are this day set up in the streets, I would not go home.
+And so many great beauties, but above all Mrs. Palmer, with whom the King do discover a great deal of familiarity.
+Saw “The Humersome Lieutenant” acted before the King, but not very well done. But my pleasure was great to see the manner of it.
+With Mr. Creed to the Exchange and bought some things, as gloves and bandstrings, &amp;c.
+I carried my Lady back, and I found my Lord angry, for that his page had let my Lord’s new beaver be changed for an old hat.
+To White Hall; in the Banqueting-house saw the King create my Lord Chancellor and several others, Earls, and Mr. Crew and others, Barons.
+my Lord looked upon his pages’ and footmen’s liverys, which are come home to-day, and will be handsome, though not gaudy.
+After the Duke had told us that the fleet was designed for Algier, we did advise about many things as to the fitting of the fleet.
+The Duke sent us to his closett where we saw two chests covered with gold and Indian varnish, given him by the East Indy Company of Holland.
+We went up and saw the Duke dress himself, and in his night habitt he is a very plain man.
+I went by water to Mr. Coventry’s, and there staid and talked a good while with him till all the rest of the principal officers come.
+Here comes my boy to tell me that the Duke of York had sent for all the principal officers, &amp;c., to come to him to-day.
+Home, and having staid awhile till Will came in (with whom I was vexed for staying abroad) he comes and then I went by water to my father’s.
+It being so foul that I could not go to Whitehall to see the Knights of the Bath made to-day, which do trouble me mightily.
+They giving him some high words, Sir W. Pen went back again and struck them off their horse, in a simple fury, and without much honour.
+We met two country fellows upon one horse but Sir W. Pen would not give way, but struck them and they him, and so passed away.
+After dinner we all went to the Church stile, and there eat and drank, and I was as merry as I could counterfeit myself to be.
+My Lady was in a bad mood, which we were troubled at. Had she been noble she would not have been so with her servants, when we came thither.
+Up with my workmen and then took horse with both the Sir Williams for Walthamstow, and there we found my Lady and her daughters all.
+Here we had great talk of Mr. Warren’s being knighted by the King, and Sir W. B. seemed to be very much incensed against him.
+To the Dolphin by appointment and I met Sir Wms. both and Mr. Castle, and did eat a barrel of oysters and two lobsters, and were very merry.
+I did get of Mr. Allen of Chatham the song that pleased me so well the other day, “Of Shitten come Shites the beginning of love.”
+I went to dinner with Sir W. Batten, and then home to my workmen, and saw them go on with great content to me.
+I saw the picture of the ships and other things this morning, set up before the East Indy House, which are well done.
+By land and saw the arches, which are now almost done and are very fine.
+In came the two Sir Wms, and so we sat down and did a great deal of public business about the fitting of the fleet that is now going out.
+We put off for Deptford, where we went on board the King’s pleasure boat that Commr. Pett is making, and indeed it will be a pretty thing.
+Word was brought me that Mr. Coventry was come with the barge to the Tower. I went to him and found him reading of the Psalms in short hand.
+So home and sent for the Barber, and after that to bed.
+I had a little talk with my uncle Wight what good I might make of these ships that go to Portugal by venturing some money by them.
+Sir R. Slingsby's lady seems a good woman and very desirous they were to hear this noon by the post how the election has gone at Newcastle.
+I went to the office and there met Mr. Coventry and Sir Robt. Slingsby, but did no business.
+My wife, poor wretch, followed me as far in the rain and dark as Fleet Bridge to fetch me back again, and so I did.
+To my father’s, and after supper seemed willing to go home, and my wife seeming to be so too I went away in a discontent.
+Mr. Moore shewed me a copy of my Lord Chancellor’s patent for Earl, and I read the preamble, which is very short, modest, and good.
+I heard Mr. Jacomb, upon these words, “Christ loved you and therefore let us love one another,” and made a lazy sermon, like a Presbyterian.
+With Sir W. Pen and Capt. Terne to the buriall of Capt. Blake. There had each of us a ring, but it being dirty, we would not go to church.
+I saw the King heal, the first time that I saw him do it; which he did with great gravity. It seemed to be an ugly office and a simple one.
+By water from Towre-wharf. We could not pass the ordinary way, because they were mending of the great stone steps against the Coronacion.
+Since my going out of town, there is one Alexander Rosse sent to the Counter by Sir Thomas Allen, for counterfeiting my hand to a ticket.
+Comes one with a tickett to invite me to Captain Robert Blake’s buriall, for whose death I am very sorry, and do much wonder at it.
+Back again home and to my chamber, to set down in my diary all my late journey, which I do with great pleasure.
+Into the City and saw in what forwardness all things are for the Coronacion, which will be very magnificent.
+Up among my workmen. Comes my wife to see me and my brother John, who I am glad to see, but I sent them away because of going to the office.
+So to bed very sleepy for last night’s work, concluding that it is the pleasantest journey in all respects that ever I had in my life.
+I sent to see how my wife do, who is well, and my brother John come from Cambridge.
+So home and I found all well, and a deal of work done since I went.
+But of all the journeys that ever I made this was the merriest, and I was in a strange mood for mirth.
+Mrs. Anne and I rode under the man that hangs upon Shooter’s Hill, and a filthy sight it was to see how his flesh is shrunk to his bones.
+I got my Lady to let her maid, Mrs. Anne, to ride all the way on horseback, and she rides exceeding well; and so I called her my clerk.
+I asked women whether they would sell me their children. They denied me all, but said they would give me one to keep for them, if I would.
+I met two little schoolboys going with pitchers of ale to their schoolmaster, and I did drink of some of one of them and give him two pence.
+After we had breakfasted, we sett forth for London, and indeed I was a little troubled to part with Mrs. Rebecca, for which God forgive me.
+Called up by Sir W. Batten, so I arose and we did some business, and then came Captn. Allen, and he and I withdrew and sang a song or two.
+We were most exceeding merry, and I had the opportunity of kissing Mrs. Rebecca very often.
+Having no mind to leave Mrs. Rebecca, what with talk and singing (her father and I), Mrs. Turner and I staid there.
+So to Captain Allen’s (where we were last night, and heard him play on the harpsicon, and I find him to be a perfect good musician).
+Going home, Mrs. Rebecca would needs have me sing, and I did pretty well and was highly esteemed by them.
+Mrs. Rebecca seemed, I know not why, in that and other things, to be desirous of my favours and would in all things show me respects.
+We continued dancing an hour or two, and so broke up very pleasant and merry, and so walked home, I leading Mrs. Rebecca.
+Mrs. R. Allen danced very well, and seems the best humoured woman that ever I saw.
+After we had done eating, the ladies went to dance, and among the men we had, I was forced to dance too; and did make an ugly shift.
+We had a fine collacion but I took little pleasure for the illness of the musique and for the intentness of my mind upon Mrs. Rebecca Allen.
+Here we had two fiddles, the one a base viall, but both together made the worst musique that ever I heard.
+To Hempson’s, a most pretty house, only it had a most ill access on all sides to it, which is a greatest fault that can be in a house.
+So to the Salutacion tavern, where Mr. Alcock and many of the town came and entertained us with wine and oysters and other things.
+Away thence, observing the great doors of the church, which, they say, was covered with the skins of the Danes.
+To Rochester, and there saw the Cathedrall, which is now fitting for use, and the organ then a-tuning.
+On board the Prince, now in the dock, and indeed it has one and no more rich cabins for carved work, but no gold in her.
+To see Commissioner Pett’s house and I wondered how my Lady Batten walked with envious looks to see how neat and rich everything is.
+Mr. Pett did offer my Lady Batten a parrot, the best I ever saw, that knew Mingo so soon as it saw him, having been bred with them.
+I put the ladies into the lanthorn and I kissed them, demanding it as a fee due to a principall officer, with all which we were merry.
+We took barge and down we went to see the Sovereign, which we did, taking great pleasure therein, singing all the way.
+Sir W. Batten bought all the State’s arms; intending to set up some images in his garden, and the rest to burn on the Coronacion night.
+We went to fit books and things for the sale, by an inch of candle, and very good sport we and the ladies had, to see the people bid.
+Mr. Allen and two daughters of his, the youngest handsome, so much as I could not forbear to love her, having the best hand that ever I saw.
+Sir William and I to the dock and viewed all the storehouses and the old goods that are this day to be sold, which was great pleasure to me.
+I find that I begin to know now how to receive so much reverence, which at the beginning I could not tell how to do.
+I had a candle brought me and a good fire made, and it was a great pleasure to see how I am respected and honoured by all people.
+Waking, I saw my pillow (which overnight I flung from me) stand upright, but not bethinking myself what it might be, I was a little afeard.
+Sir William telling me that Edgeborrow did die in my chamber, did make me some what afeard, but not so much as for mirth’s sake I did seem.
+To the Hillhouse at Chatham, where I never was before, and I found a pretty pleasant house and am pleased with the arms that hang up there.
+At Rochester, where alight at Mr. Alcock’s and there drank and had good sport, with his bringing out so many sorts of cheese.
+From Gravesend a coach took them and me, and Mr. Fowler with some others came from Rochester to meet us, on horseback.
+A very pleasant passage and so to Gravesend, where we dined.
+I did give directions to my people and workmen, and so we took barge at the Tower, Sir W. Batten and his lady, Mrs Turner, Mr Fowler and I.
+I went to Sir W. Batten’s and resolved of a journey tomorrow to Chatham, and so home and to bed.
+Dr. Fuller did give an account how it come to pass that the Presbyterians and the Fanatiques are put together under the names of Fanatiques.
+To White Hall, and there I met with Dr. Fuller of Twickenham, newly come from Ireland; and took him to my Lord’s, where he and I dined.
+By water, Creed and I, to Salisbury Court and there saw “Love’s Quarrell” acted the first time, but I do not like the design or words.
+With Mr. Creed and Moore to the Leg in the Palace to dinner which I gave them.
+Mr. Townsend told of his mistake the other day, to put both his legs through one of his knees of his breeches, and went so all day.
+Home, and at night to Sir W. Batten’s, and there very merry with a good barrell of oysters, and this is the present life I lead.
+In discourse fell to talk of the weight of people, which did occasion some wagers, and where, among others, I won half a piece to be spent.
+With Sir Williams both and Sir John Lawson to Mr. Lucy’s, a merchant, where much good company, and there drank a great deal of wine.
+So with Mr. Moore to my father’s, where some friends did sup there and we with them and late went home, leaving my wife still there.
+After dinner I went in to my Lord and there we had a great deal of musique.
+Home with my workmen all the afternoon, at night into the garden to play on my flageolette, it being moonshine, where I staid a good while.
+This day I hear that the Dutch have sent the King a great present of money, which we think will stop the match with Portugal.
+I dined with Sir W. Batten and Pen, who would needs have me drink two drafts of sack to-day to cure me of last night’s disease.
+Parted all friends after drinking a great deal of wine. So home and alone to bed.
+Strange how these men do now, in their drink, betwitt and reproach one another with their former conditions, till I was ashamed to see it.
+To the Dolphin to Sir W. Batten, and Pen, and other company; among others Mr. Delabar.
+To my Father’s, where I found my mother and my wife in a very good mood, and so left them and went home.
+To White-fryars and saw “The Little Thiefe,” which is a very merry and pretty play, and the little boy do very well.
+After we had dined in comes my Lord and Ned Pickering hungry, and there was not a bit of meat left in the house, at which my Lord was angry.
+I into St. James’s Park, where I saw the Duke of York playing at Pelemele, the first time that ever I saw the sport.
+I took my wife to Charing Cross and there left her to see her mother who is not well.
+I found my mother alone weeping upon my last night’s quarrel and so left her.
+Among my workmen early and then along with my wife and Pall to my Father’s by coach there to have them lie a while till my house be done.
+I leaving my father and mother in the same discontent I went away home, it being a brave moonshine, and to bed.
+I persuading my mother to understand herself, and that in some high words, which I was sorry for but she is grown, poor woman, very froward.
+To my father, and finding a discontent between my father and mother about the maid (which my father likes and my mother dislikes), I staid.
+To Whitefryars, and there saw part of “Rule a wife and have a wife,” which I never saw before, but do not like it.
+To the Goat tavern by Charing Cross to meet Dr. Castle, where he and I drank a pint of wine and talked about Privy Seal business.
+Finding Will abroad at Sir W. Batten’s, I took occasion to be angry with him, and so to prayers and to bed.
+To Mrs. Turner’s, where I could not woo The. to give me a lesson upon the harpsicon and was angry at it.
+Home and dined with my wife, she staying at home, being unwilling to dress herself, the house being all dirty.
+At church, where a stranger preached like a fool.
+Into London and drank a pint of wine with Mr. Creed, and so home and sent a letter and the bonds to my uncle to sign for my Lord.
+So to my Lord’s, and there got him to sign a bond to him, which I also signed too, and he did sign counter security to us both.
+So to my coz. Tho. Pepys, and got him to promise me 1,000l. to lend my Lord upon his and my uncle Robert’s and my security.
+At the office we and Sir W. Rider to advise what sort of provisions to get ready for these ships going to the Indies.
+Home and there put some papers in order, and not knowing what to do, the house being so dirty, I went to bed.
+Hither came letters from above for the fitting of two other ships for the East Indies, and so we got orders for the Hampshire and Nonsuch.
+Sir W. Pen was sent to Chatham to get two ships in readiness to go to the East Indies upon some design against the Dutch but it is a secret.
+Home, where I found a great deal of work done to-day, and also 70l. paid me upon the bill of exchange that I have had hopes of so long.
+With Mr. Shepley to the Theatre and saw “Rollo” ill acted.
+Home, where I found my wife all day in her chamber. So to bed.
+We made Mingo, Sir W. Batten’s black, and Jack, Sir W. Pen’s, dance, and it was strange how the first did dance with a great deal of skill.
+In our mirth I sang and sometimes fiddled, and we fell to dancing, the first time that ever I did in my life, which I did wonder to see.
+To the Dolphin to a dinner of Mr. Harris’s, where Sir Williams both and my Lady Batten, and her two daughters, where a great deal of mirth.
+I found my stairs quite broke down, that I could not get up but by a ladder.
+My brother Tom comes to me, and I looked over my old clothes and did give him a suit of black stuff clothes and a hat and some shoes.
+Mrs. Pierce and her husband and I and my wife to Salisbury Court, and saw “The Bondman” done to admiration.
+Very merry at dinner. Mrs. Turner and her company eat no flesh this Lent, and I had a great deal of flesh which made their mouths water.
+To my father’s, where Mrs. Turner, The, Joyce, Mr. Morrice, Mr. Armiger, Mr. Pierce, the surgeon, and his wife, and my father and mother.
+All this morning I staid at home looking after my workmen to my great content about my stairs.
+This is my great day that three years ago I was cut of the stone, and, blessed be God, I do yet find myself very free from pain again.
+Up early to do business in my study.
+I to bed, being pleased well with the work that my workmen have begun to-day.
+I had great discourse with they boy how he could get sometimes three or four bushells of rags in a day, and got 3d. a bushell for them.
+So homewards and took up a boy that had a lanthorn, that was picking up of rags, and got him to light me home.
+I to Mrs. Turner, and there staid talking. The. Turner being in a chafe, about being disappointed of a room to stand in at the Coronacion.
+I took Mr. Salisbury to Whitehall with me by water, but he would not by any means be moved to go through bridge.
+Comes Mr. Salisbury to see me, and shewed me a face or two of his paynting, and indeed I perceive that he will be a great master.
+With other work that I have to do, I doubt will keep me this two months and so long I shall be all in dirt.
+This morning came workmen to begin the making of me a new pair of stairs up out of my parler.
+After a walk in the garden Sir W. Batten’s two daughters came and sat with us a while, and I then up to my chamber to read.
+With Sir W. Batten and my Lady to dinner, where very merry, and then to church again, where Mr. Mills made a good sermon.
+Crofton, the great Presbyterian minister that had lately preached so highly against Bishops, is clapped up this day into the Tower.
+The boy that was to sing a song, not singing it right, his master fell about his ears and beat him so, it put the whole house in an uprore.
+The play, which is called “All’s lost by Lust,” poorly done; and with so much disorder.
+At last into the Pitt, where I think there was not above ten more than myself, and not one hundred in the whole house.
+At last came back again and went in, where I was led by a seaman that knew me, but is here as a servant, up to the tireing-room.
+To the Red Bull, but coming too soon I went out again and walked all up and down the Charterhouse yard and Aldersgate street.
+At Sir W. Batten’s we supped, and thence to bed, my head akeing mightily through the wine that I drank to-day.
+We set out again in a coach home, and were very merry all the way.
+We met with Sir W. Batten, and some company along with him, who had assisted him in his election at Rochester; we dined and were very merry.
+I got a horseback, and my Lady and her two daughters, and Sir W. Pen into coach, and so over London Bridge, and thence to Dartford.
+My Lady Batten knocked at her door that comes into one of my chambers, and called me to know whether I and my wife were ready to go.
+After I was a-bed Sir W. Pen sent to desire me to go with him to-morrow morning to meet Sir W. Batten coming from Rochester.
+This day I saw the Florence Ambassador go to his audience, the weather very foul, and yet he and his company very gallant.
+Here I staid with Mr. Creed all the morning. At noon dined with my Lord, who was merry, and after dinner we sang and fiddled a great while.
+To Whitehall to my Lord, and there did stay with him a good while discoursing upon his accounts.
+The Bishops are so high, that very few do love them.
+Men that are so far from being episcopall that they are thought to be Anabaptists; and chosen with a great deal of zeal.
+The great talk of the town is the strange election that the City of London made yesterday for Parliament-men; viz. Fowke, Love, Jones, and …
+I found Sir W. Pen with Mr. Coventry teaching of him upon the map to understand Jamaica.
+With Mr. Creed and young Mr. Jones to Penell’s in Fleet Street, and there we drank and talked a good while, and so I home and to bed.
+We saw “The Bondman” acted most excellently, and though I have seen it often, I am every time more and more pleased with Betterton’s action.
+I do find myself to become more and more thoughtful about getting of money than ever heretofore.
+To bed with my head and mind full of business, which do a little put me out of order.
+I found in the newes-booke that Roger Pepys is chosen at Cambridge for the town, the first place we hear of to have made their choice yet.
+Yesterday it was said was to be the day that the Princess Henrietta was to marry the Duke d’Anjou in France.
+I made inquiry at Greatorex’s and in other places to hear of Mr. Barlow (thinking to hear that he is dead), but I find the contrary.
+This morning early Sir W. Batten went to Rochester, where he expects to be chosen Parliament man.
+To supper at Sir W. Batten’s again, where my wife by chance fell down and hurt her knees exceedingly.
+My wife and I dined upon a chine of beef at Sir W. Batten’s, so to church again.
+At church in the morning, a stranger preached a good honest and painfull sermon.
+By and by Will comes and I let him in, and he did tell me that he was at Guildhall helping to pay off the seamen, and cast the books late.
+So home, and was very much troubled that Will staid out late, and went to bed early, intending not to let him come in.
+To Whitehall to my Lord’s, and dined with him, and so to Whitefriars and saw “The Spanish Curate,” in which I had no great content.
+At noon Sir Williams both and I at a fish dinner at the Dolphin, given us by two tax merchants, and merry we were till night, and so home.
+Mr. Creed did ask my advice about his amours, and I did give him it, which was to enquire into the condition of his competitor.
+Dined with my Lord and Lady, and so with Mr. Creed to the Theatre, and there saw “King and no King,” well acted.
+Mr. Creed told me a long story of his amours at Portsmouth to one of Mrs. Boat’s daughters, which was very pleasant.
+At last to my content did conclude to have my hand to all the bills for these provisions and Mr. Turner to purvey them.
+With Sir W. Batten and Pen to Mr. Coventry’s, and there had a dispute about my claim to the place of Purveyor of Petty-provisions.
+Mrs. Turner, The, Joyce, and Mr. Armiger, and my father and mother dined with me, where they stayed till I was weary of their company.
+Early up in the morning to read “The Seaman’s Grammar and Dictionary” I lately have got, which do please me exceeding well.
+To Guildhall. Set my hand to the book for my sea pay and blessed be God! they have cast me at midshipman’s pay, which do make my heart glad.
+Among other things my wife hath got her teeth new done by La Roche, and are indeed now pretty handsome, and I was much pleased with it.
+To the theatre, and there saw “Love’s Mistress” done by them, which I do not like in some things as well as their acting in Salsbury Court.
+To church, and there heard one Castle, whom I knew of my year at Cambridge. He made a dull sermon.
+My Lord asked me what the world spoke of the King’s marriage. Which I answering as one that knew nothing, he enquired no further of me.
+To my Lord’s, where we found him lately come from Hinchingbroke, where he left my uncle very well, but my aunt not likely to live.
+Which Mr. Creed did not seem unwilling to, and therefore I am very glad it is out.
+Mr. Creed giving me an occasion I told him of my intention to get 60l. paid me by him for a gratuity for my labour extraordinary at sea.
+To Whitehall and there with Mr. Creed took a most pleasant walk for two hours in the park, which is now a very fair place.
+Sir William Wale carried Sir William Batten and I home in his coach, and so I almost overcome with drink went to bed.
+After dinner, to drink all the afternoon.
+Mr. Mount, my Lady Duchess’s gentleman usher, stood waiting at table, whom I ever thought a man so much above me in all respects.
+I was much contented to ride in such state into the Tower, and be received among such high company.
+At noon Sir W. Batten, Col. Slingsby and I by coach to the Tower, to Sir John Robinson’s, to dinner.
+I wrote a letter to Mr. Waith to send to-morrow morning for him to take my money for me, and so with good words I thought to coy with him.
+Met with ill news that my hopes of getting some money for the Charles were spoiled through Mr. Waith’s perverseness, which did vex me.
+I met Spicer, D. Vines, and a company more of my old acquaintance and went to drink some ale, and there we staid playing the fool till late.
+I took Mr. Moore to the Fleece tavern, where the pretty woman that Luellin lately told me the story of dwells, but I could not see her.
+To Mr. Crew to Mr. Moore, and he and I to London to Guildhall to see the seamen paid off, but could not without trouble.
+Sir Williams both went to Woolwich to sell some old provisions there.
+My Lady come home out of the country ill by reason of much rain that has fallen lately, and the waters being very high.
+At dinner Sir W. Batten took me and my wife to his house to dinner, my Lady being in the country, where we had a good Lenten dinner.
+So home, and I with my head full of thoughts how to get a little present money, I eat a bit of bread and cheese, and so to bed.
+To the office, where Sir Williams both and I set about making an estimate of all the officers’ salaries in ordinary in the Navy.
+To the Commissioners of Parliament, but I was troubled to see how high they carry themselves, when in good truth nobody cares for them.
+To dinner and so to Whitehall to Mr. Coventry about several businesses, and then with Mr. Moore, who went with me to drink a cup of ale.
+To the office all the forenoon.
+And a brave George, all of diamonds, and this with the greatest expressions of love and confidence that I could imagine or hope for.
+Before my Lord's going he did give me some jewells to keep for him, viz., that the King of Sweden did give him, with his picture in it.
+My Lord went to Hinchingbroke; the chief business being to determine how, and in what manner, his great work of building shall be done.
+Home, where being told that my Lord had sent for me I went, and got there to dine with my Lord, who is to go into the country tomorrow.
+Mr. Woodcocke preached at our church a very good sermon upon the imaginacions of the thoughts of man’s heart being only evil.
+Above all it was strange to see so little a boy as that was to act Cupid, which is one of the greatest parts in it.
+There are some good humours: among others, a good jeer to the old story of the Siege of Troy, making it to be a common country tale.
+I went to the Theatre, where I found so few people (which is strange, and the reason I did not know) that I went out again.
+Spending my thoughts how to get money to bear me out in my expense at the Coronacion, against which scaffolds setting up in every street.
+To my father’s and found my mother ill.
+I saw “The Bondman” acted; an excellent play and well done. But above all that ever I saw, Betterton do the Bond man the best.
+Talking about my Lord’s intentions to go into the country, but to what end we know not. We fear he is to go to sea with this fleet.
+Who the King will marry; and What the meaning of this fleet is which we are now sheathing to set out for the southward.
+This month ends with two great secrets under dispute but yet known to very few.
+Made sale of many old stores by the candle. Good sport to see how from a small matter bid they would come to double and treble the price.
+Notwithstanding my resolution, yet for want of other victualls, I did eat flesh this Lent, but am resolved to eat as little as I can.
+Capt. Cuttance and I walked from Redriffe to Deptford, where I found both Sir Williams and Sir G. Carteret, and there we dined.
+Overtook Captain Cuttance and Teddiman in a boat and ashore at Queenhithe, and so to a tavern with them to a barrel of oysters, and so away.
+The Commissioners begin to pay off the Fleet, and do it at Guildhall, for fear of going out of town into the power of the seamen.
+My father did show me a letter from my brother John, wherein he tells us that he is chosen Schollar of the house, which do please me much.
+I called for a dish of fish, which we had for dinner, this being the first day of Lent; and I do intend to try whether I can keep it or no.
+Capt. Murford and I had discourse concerning the Light-House, he promising that if I can bring it about, it will be worth 100l. per annum.
+(God forgive me) I did please myself by strength of fancy with the young country Segnora that was at dinner with us today.
+To Sir W. Batten to the Dolphin, where Mr. Newborne, &amp;c., were, and there after a quart or two of wine, we home, and I to bed.
+I sat and talked with my Valentine and my wife a good while, and then saw her home.
+Looked out at window; saw the flinging at cocks.
+Back to Mrs. Turner’s, where several friends dined. Very merry and the best fritters that ever I eat in my life.
+To Mr. Crew’s and there delivered Cotgrave’s Dictionary to my Lady Jemimah.
+I to Mrs. Turner’s, who I found busy with The. and Joyce making of things ready for fritters.
+To the office, and there Sir W. Pen and I met and did business all the afternoon, and then I got him to my house and eat a lobster together.
+To W. Symons, and there we did eat some nettle porrige, which was made on purpose to-day for some of their coming, and was very good.
+My Valentine had her fine gloves on at church to-day that I did give her.
+Mr. Mills made as excellent a sermon against drunkenness as ever I heard in my life.
+This is now 28 years that I am born. And blessed be God, in a state of full content, and great hopes to be a happy man in all respects.
+I see the gallants do begin to be tyred with the vanity and pride of the theatre actors who are indeed grown very proud and rich.
+To the Play-house, and there saw “The Changeling,” the first time it hath been acted these twenty years, and it takes exceedingly.
+Mr. Townsend tells me that the old man is yet alive in whose place in the Wardrobe he hopes to get my father, which I do resolve to put for.
+Spoke to my Lord of the Light, the sea-mark that Captain Murford is about, and do offer me an eighth part to concern myself with it.
+Mr. Hartlibb continues of the same bold impertinent humour that he was always of and will ever be.
+This my birthday, 28 years.
+My wife to Sir W. Batten’s, and there sat; he having sent her gloves, and a pair of silk stockings and garters, for her Valentine’s gift.
+Mrs. The. took us in the coach, calling in Bishopsgate Street, to see a new Harpsicon that she had a making there, but it was not done.
+Here I staid all the afternoon talking of the King’s being married, which is now the town talk, but I believe false.
+I with The. Turner to her mother, good woman, whom I had not seen through my neglect this half year, but she would not be angry with me.
+So to the Hall and called for some caps that I have a making there, and here met with Mr. Hawley, and with him to Will’s and drank.
+To Westminster by coach with Sir W. Pen, and in our way saw the city begin to build scaffolds against the Coronacion.
+All of us to Sir W. Pen’s, where we had, and my Lady Batten, Mrs. Martha, and my wife, and other company, a good supper.
+All the morning at the office, dined at home and my brother Tom with me, who brought me a pair of fine slippers which he gave me.
+It raining hard and bitter cold, I took coach home and spent the evening in reading of a Latin play, the “Naufragium Joculare.”
+The Comptroller tells me, he is sure that the King is not yet married, as it is said; nor that it is known who he will have.
+Mr. Slingsby says Blondeau will shortly come over, and then we shall have it better, and the best in the world.
+Mr. Slingsby showed me the stamps of the King’s new coyne; which is strange to see, how good they are in the stamp and bad in the money.
+It is much talked that the King is already married to the niece of the Prince de Ligne, and that he hath two sons already by her.
+My wife and I and Mrs. Martha Batten, my Valentine, to the Exchange, and there I laid out 40s. upon her.
+At the office all the morning, dined at home with a very good dinner, only my wife and I, which is not yet very usual.
+A most tedious, unreasonable, and impertinent sermon, by an Irish Doctor. His text was “Scatter them, O Lord, that delight in war.”
+I dined with my Lord and then to the Theatre, where I saw “The Virgin Martyr,” a good but too sober a play for the company.
+I did get my Lord to sign a bill (which do make my heart merry) for 60l, in consideration of my work extraordinary at sea this last voyage.
+I found myself to be clear (as I think) 350l. in the world, besides my goods in my house and all things paid for.
+At the office all the morning, and in the afternoon at making up my accounts for my Lord to-morrow.
+The great preparation for the King’s crowning is now much thought upon and talked of.
+The talk is, who the King is like to have for his Queen – and whether Lent shall be kept with the strictness of the King’s proclamation.
+The first time I ever carried my wife a-ship-board, as also my boy Wayneman, who hath all this day been called young Pepys.
+To Woolwich, on board the Rose-bush, where we had a very fine dinner, dressed on shore, and great mirth and all things successfull.
+We, with a great deal of company, went down by our barge to Deptford, and there only went to see how forward Mr. Pett’s yacht is.
+I went and took Mrs. Martha for my Valentine, and Sir W. Batten he go in the same manner to my wife, and so we were very merry.
+To Sir W. Batten’s. I asked whether they that opened the door was a man or a woman, and Mingo answered a woman, which made me laugh.
+Here we sat late, and so home to bed, having got my Lady Batten to give me a spoonful of honey for my cold.
+My wife chose me, which did much please me.
+My uncle Wight drank with us, and with him to Sir W. Batten’s, whither I sent for my wife, and we chose Valentines against to-morrow.
+Dined at home, and poor Mr. Wood with me, who after dinner would have borrowed money of me, but I would lend none.
+Creed and I (the other being lost in the crowd) to drink a cup of ale at Temple Bar, and there we parted, and I went home.
+To the Theatre, and there saw “The Scornfull Lady,” now done by a woman, which makes the play appear much better than ever it did to me.
+The two others and I after a great dispute whither to go, went by water to Salsbury Court play-house, where not liking to sit, we went out.
+I and Mr. Pickering, Creed, and Captain Ferrers to the Leg in the Palace to dinner, where strange Pickering’s impertinences.
+Young Mr. Reeve did show me many pretty pleasures in perspectives, that I have not seen before, and I did buy a little glass of him.
+Took Mr. Warren with me to Mr. Kennard, the master joiner, and agreed about getting some of my Lord’s deals on board to-morrow.
+My wife and I did please ourselves talking of our going into France, which I hope to effect this summer.
+Took physique all day, and, God forgive me, did spend it in reading of some little French romances.
+Creed and I to Whitefriars’ to the Play-house, and saw “The Mad Lover,” the first time I ever saw it acted, which I like pretty well.
+Capt. Mootham and Mr. Dawes (who have been slaves there) did make me acquainted with conditions there: eating nothing but bread and water.
+We spent till four o’clock, telling stories of Algiers, and the manner of the life of slaves there!
+I met with many sea commanders, and among others Captain Cuttle, and Curtis, and Mootham, and I, went to the Fleece Tavern to drink.
+I dined with my Lord, and then with Mr. Shepley and Creed (who talked very high of France for a fine country) to the tavern and then I home.
+My Lord had dined at Havre de Grace, and came to the Downs the next day, and lay at Canterbury that night; and so to Dartford.
+After a walk to my Lord’s; where, while I and my Lady were in her chamber in talk, in comes my Lord from sea, to our great wonder.
+Called up by my Cozen Snow, who sat by me while I was trimmed, and then I drank with him, he desiring a courtesy for a friend.
+I saw the heads of Cromwell, Bradshaw, and Ireton, set up upon the further end of Westminster Hall.
+We sat late, talking with my Lady and others and Dr. Whistler, who I found good company and a very ingenious man.
+I took pleasure to take the forfeits of the ladies who would not do their duty by kissing of them.
+The Comptroller begun some sports, naming of people and demanding questions of them that they are forced to answer their names to.
+I to the Dolphin where Sir William Pen and the Comptroller and several others were, men and women; and we had a very great and merry dinner.
+Sir Thomas Crew’s Pedro, with two of his countrymen more, did last night kill one soldier of four that quarrelled with them in the street.
+My Lord of Norwich at an audience before the King of France made the Duke of Anjou cry by making ugly faces as he was stepping to the King.
+To White Hall; where I heard the trumpets and kettle-drums, then the other drums, which are much cried up, though I think it vulgar musique.
+Mr. Fuller shewing among other things that we are to go to law never to revenge, but only to repayre, which I think a good distinction.
+I heard Mr. Thomas Fuller preach at the Savoy upon our forgiving of other men’s trespasses.
+This day I first begun to go forth in my coat and sword, as the manner now among gentlemen is.
+In the evening comes Sir W. Pen, pretty merry, to sit with me and talk, which we did for an hour or two, and so good night, and I to bed.
+It being the last dinner I intend to make a great while, it having now cost me almost 15l. in three dinners within this fortnight.
+There dined here my uncle Wight and my aunt, my father and mother, my brother Tom, Dr. Fairbrother and Mr. Mills, the parson, and his wife.
+Home, where all things in a hurry for dinner, a strange cook being come in the room of Slater, who could not come.
+So after a little music to bed, leaving my people up getting things ready against to-morrow’s dinner.
+Answering the Commissioners of Parliament to their letter, wherein they desire to borrow two clerks of ours, which we will not grant them.
+My mother tells me my aunt is pretty well yet cannot live long. She believes my uncle would marry again were my aunt dead, which God forbid.
+To my father’s to see my mother, who is pretty well after her journey from Brampton.
+The first time that Argalus and Parthenia hath been acted: it is good though wronged by my over great expectations, as all things else are.
+To the Theatre, and sat in the pit among the company of fine ladys, &amp;c.; and the house was exceeding full, to see Argalus and Parthenia.
+This morning with Mr. Coventry at Whitehall about getting a ship to carry my Lord’s deals to Lynne, and we have chosen the Gift.
+My wife and Lady Batten are lately come back from being abroad, and seeing of Cromwell, Ireton, and Bradshaw hanged and buried at Tyburn.
+I had a letter from my brother John, a very ingenious one, and he therein begs to have leave to come to town at the Coronacion.
+I went home, and there understand that my mother is come home well from Brampton.
+We please ourselves to see young Davis and Whitton, two of our clerks, in the field, who we observe to take much pleasure together.
+Sir W. Pen and I into Moorfields and had a brave talk, it being a most pleasant day.
+Mr. Mills made a most excellent sermon; speaking excellently of the justice of God in punishing men for the sins of their ancestors.
+(Fast day). The first time that this day hath been yet observed.
+To Mr. Turner’s house, where we had a most neat little but costly and genteel supper.
+After great patience and little expectation, from so poor beginning, I saw three acts of “The Mayd in ye Mill” acted to my great content.
+Over the fields to Lambeth, and there drank, it being a most glorious and warm day, even to amazement, for this time of the year.
+I sitting in a dark place, a lady spit backward upon me by a mistake. After seeing her to be a very pretty lady, I was not troubled at it.
+To the Theatre, where I saw again “The Lost Lady,” which do now please me better than before.
+After some talk of Cromwell, Ireton and Bradshaw’s bodies being taken out of their graves to-day, I went to Mr. Crew’s.
+To Fleet Street, with my sword to Mr. Brigden (lately made Captain of the Auxiliaries) to be refreshed, and with him to an ale-house.
+After supper we fell to oysters, and Mr. Turner went and fetched some strong waters, and so being very merry we parted, and home to bed.
+At dinner was very angry at my people’s eating a fine pudding (made me by Slater, the cook, last Thursday) without my wife’s leave.
+Letters come from Portsmouth. The Princess is well, and my Lord Sandwich set sail with the Queen and her yesterday from thence for France.
+With Lieut. Lambert we made ourselves merry by taking away his ribbans and garters, having made him to confess that he is lately married.
+Comes one that had formerly known me and I him, but I know not his name, to borrow 5l. of me, but I had the wit to deny him.
+Mr. Salisbury came to show me my Lord’s picture in little, of his doing. It is strange to what a perfection he is come in a year’s time.
+The first dinner I have made since I came hither. This cost me above 5l., and merry we were — only my chimney smokes.
+There dined with me Sir William Batten and his lady and daughter, Sir W. Pen, Mr. Fox, and Captain Cuttance.
+I in my chamber all the evening looking over my Osborn’s works and new Emanuel Thesaurus Patriarchae.
+And so home, by the way paying many little debts for wine and pictures, &amp;c., which is my great pleasure.
+To my bookseller’s, and for books, and to Stevens, the silversmith, to make clean some plate against to-morrow.
+With Greatorex to Gresham Colledge, and saw the manner of the house, and found great company of persons of honour there.
+Greatorex told me that he was upon a design to go to Teneriffe to try experiments there.
+Without dinner, went into the City, and there meeting with Greatorex, we went and drank a pot of ale.
+The best way of beginning a sentence, if a man should be out and forget his last sentence, his last refuge is to begin with an Utcunque.
+Dr. Fuller did to four great scholars dictate in Latin, upon different subjects of their proposing, faster than they were able to write.
+I met with Dr. Thomas Fuller, who tells me of his last and great book that is coming out: his History of all the Families in England.
+After a little dinner my wife and I by coach into London, and bought some glasses.
+It pleased me much now to come in this condition to this place, where I was once a petitioner for my exhibition in Paul’s School.
+We met with the King’s Councell for Trade, upon some proposals of theirs for settling convoys for the whole English trade.
+This day many more of the Fifth Monarchy men were hanged.
+So home to supper and then to bed, having eat no dinner to-day.
+Ways are dusty, the flyes fly up and down, and the rose-bushes are full of leaves, such a time of the year as was never known in this world.
+It is strange what weather we have had all this winter; no cold at all.
+We are glad of it, for it is a work that will much displease the poor seamen, and so we are glad to have no hand in it.
+We sat with our hats on, and did discourse about paying off the ships and do find that they do intend to undertake it without our help.
+Sir W. Batten, the Comptroller and I to Westminster, to the Commissioners for paying off the Army and Navy, where the Duke of Albemarle was.
+My wife and I to Church in the afternoon, and that being done we went to see my uncle and aunt Wight.
+From thence by link, and bought two mouse traps of Thomas Pepys, the Turner, and so went and drank a cup of ale with him.
+Here I was troubled to be seen by four of our office clerks, which sat in the half-crown box and I in the 1s. 6d.
+My Lady told me how Mr. Hetley is dead of the small-pox going to Portsmouth with my Lord.
+Meeting Venner and Pritchard upon a sledge, who with two more Fifth Monarchy men were hanged to-day, and the two first drawn and quartered.
+Took home with me from the bookseller’s Ogilby’s Æsop, which he had bound for me, and indeed I am very much pleased with the book.
+In comes Will Joyce to us drunk, and in a talking vapouring humour of his state, and I know not what, which did vex me cruelly.
+At home found all well, but the monkey loose, which did anger me. I did strike her till she was almost dead, that they might make her fast.
+After a morning draft I took horse and guide for London; and through some rain, and a wind in my face, I got to London at eleven o’clock.
+To bed, the page and I in one bed, and the two captains in another, where we had very good mirth with our most abominable lodging.
+Whether to make his elder son heir, which my Lady is for, and I against, but rather to make all equall.
+At supper my Lady and I entered into a great dispute concerning what were best for a man to do with his estate.
+It begun to be dark before we come to Dartford, and the horses to fayle, which was our care to prevent, for fear of my Lord’s displeasure.
+I rode with my Lady in the coach, and the page on the horse that I should have rid on — he desiring it.
+From thence on board the Newcastle, to show my Lady the difference between a great and a small ship.
+I confess it was a great pleasure to myself to see the ship that I begun my good fortune in.
+The officers of the ship had prepared a handsome breakfast for my Lady, and while she was pledging my Lord’s health they give her five guns.
+Thence to the Charles, where my Lady took great pleasure to see all the rooms, and to hear me tell her how things are when my Lord is there.
+We went through Ham Creeke to the Soverayne (a goodly sight all the way to see the brave ships that lie here), which is a most noble ship.
+I found my Lady and her daughter Jem, and Mrs. Browne, all at a great loss, not finding me here, but at my coming she was overjoyed.
+And so over to Southwarke to the posthouse, and there took horse and guide to Dartford and thence to Rochester.
+By and by I did resolve to go to my Lady; and so by boat home and put on my boots.
+I did not know what to do, being loth to follow my Lady, and yet could not imagine what she would do when she found me not there.
+I to wait upon my Lady; but coming to her lodgings I find that she is gone this morning to Chatham by coach, thinking to meet me there.
+Comes in my boy and tells me that his mistress do lie at Mrs. Hunt’s, who is very ill, with which being something satisfied, I went to bed.
+My wife not yet come home, so I went up to put my papers in order, and then was much troubled my wife was not come, it being 10 o’clock.
+I perceive none of our officers care much for one another, but I do keep in with them all as much as I can.
+To Blackwall and viewed the dock and the new Wet dock, and a new merchantman which is to be launched shortly, to be called the Royal Oak.
+We walked into the rope-yard, where I took great notice of all the several works belonging to the making of a cable.
+Up and down the yard all the morning and seeing the seamen exercise, which they do already very handsomely.
+I with Mr. Ackworth to his house, where he has a very proper lovely woman to his wife, who both sat with me in my chamber.
+To Mr. Pett’s, the shipwright, and there supped, his wife a proper woman, and has been handsome, and yet has a very pretty hand.
+I spent much time walking with Lieutenant Lambert, walking up and down the yards, who did give me much light into things there.
+At last we hear that it was only five or six men that did ride through the guard in the town, without stopping to the guard.
+Seamen of all the ships present repair to us, and there we armed with every one a handspike, with which they were as fierce as could be.
+We all went to church, and sat in the pew belonging to us, where a cold sermon of a young man that never had preached before.
+I went home with Mr. Davis, storekeeper, and was prince-like lodged, with so much respect and honour I was at a loss how to behave myself.
+Never till now did I see the great authority of my place, all the captains of the fleet coming cap in hand to us.
+To Deptford, where we fell to choosing four captains to command the guards, and choosing the places where to keep them.
+Major Waters, a deaf and amorous melancholy gentleman, is under a despayr in love, which makes him bad company, though a good-natured man.
+Walked to Paul’s Churchyard, and bespoke some books against next week.
+Dined at home, discontented that my wife do not go neater now she has two maids.
+This news do make people think something indeed, that three of the Royal Family should fall sick of the same disease, one after another.
+Comes news that the Princess Henrietta is fallen sick of the meazles on board the London, after the Queen and she was under sail.
+A thing that never was heard of, that so few men should dare and do so much mischief.
+All these Fanatiques that have done all this are not in all about 31. Whereas we did believe them to be at least 500.
+Among other things Mr. Davis told us the particular examinations of these Fanatiques that are taken.
+I went with my wife to see Sir W. Pen, who we found ill still, but he do make very much of it.
+To Mrs. Hunt where I found a Frenchman, and as I came in was kissing my wife which I did not like, though there could not be any hurt in it.
+We both went forth and at the Hoop by the bridge we drank two pints of wormwood and sack.
+There comes Mr. Hawley to me and brings me my money for the quarter of a year’s salary of my place under Downing that I was at sea.
+Home to my lute till late, and then to bed, there being strict guards in the City, though most of the enemies are killed or taken.
+I found my uncle Wight at home and his wife, and I can see they have taken my absence ill, but all things are past and we good friends.
+Seeing the city in this condition, the shops shut, and all things in trouble, I went home and sat, it being office day, till noon.
+The streets full of Train-band, and great stories, what mischief these rogues have done; I think near a dozen have been killed this morning.
+I found Sir R. Ford, and with him I walked up and down as far as the Exchange, and there I left him.
+I returned (that I might not seem to be afeared), and got my sword and pistol, which, however, I had no powder to charge.
+In the street I found every body in arms at the doors.
+Waked by people running up and down in Mr. Davis’s house, talking that the Fanatiques were up in arms in the City.
+Some talk to-day of a head of Fanatiques that do appear about Barnett, but I do not believe it.
+My Lord’s coach waited for us, and so back to my Lady’s. She made me drink of some Florence wine, and did give me two bottles for my wife.
+I shewed my Lord Hinchinbroke and Mr. Sidney “The Widdow,” an indifferent good play, but wronged by the women being to seek in their parts.
+We found that my people had got young Davis and some other neighbours with them to be merry, but no harm.
+In our way home we were in places strictly examined, more than in the worst of times, there being fears of these Fanatiques rising again.
+Kinaston, the boy; had the good turn to appear in three shapes: as a poor woman, then in fine clothes as a gallant, and lastly, as a man.
+Tom and I and my wife to the Theatre, and there saw “The Silent Woman.” The first time that ever I did see it, and it is an excellent play.
+My Lord Mayor and the whole City had been in arms, above 40,000.
+News was brought to me that there had been a stir in the City this night by the Fanatiques, who had been up and killed six or seven men.
+After sermon home, and there I went to my chamber and wrote a letter to send to Mr. Coventry, with a piece of plate along with it.
+To church again, where, before sermon, a long Psalm was set that lasted an hour, while the sexton gathered his year’s contribucion.
+By coach home, staying a little in Paul’s Churchyard, to bespeak Ogilby’s Æsop’s Fables and Tully’s Officys to be bound for me.
+Several people came to me about business, among others the great Tom Fuller, who came to desire a kindness for a friend of his.
+I chose a gilt tankard, weighing 31 ounces and a half, and my Lord is allowed 30; so I paid 12s. for the ounce and half over.
+At the Jewell Office, to choose a piece of gilt plate for my Lord, in return of his offering to the King.
+To my father’s, where I found my mother gone by Bird, the carrier, to Brampton, upon my uncle’s desire, my aunt being in despair of life.
+To the Theatre, where was acted “Beggars’ Bush,” it being very well done; and here the first time that ever I saw women come upon the stage.
+To the Exchequer, where I told over what money I had of my Lord’s and my own there, which I found to be 970l.
+There stood a man at our door, when I carried the money in, and saw me, which made me a little afeard.
+I took a turn in the Hall, and bought the King and Chancellor’s speeches at the dissolving the Parliament last Saturday.
+I found Pall (my sister) was come; but I do not let her sit down at table with me, which I do at first that she may not expect it hereafter.
+My Lord to White Hall stairs with much company, and I with him; where we took water for Lambeth, and there he by coach to Portsmouth.
+Up early, and being called up to my Lord he did give me many commands in his business.
+Mrs. Pierce is such a slut that I do not love her victualls.
+To Mr. Pierces, and there supped with them, where we had a calf’s head carboned, but it was raw, we could not eat it, and a good hen.
+Mr. Moore cast up the fees. One 100l. bag, after I had told it, fell all about the room, and I fear I have lost some of it.
+Thomas Pepys dinner a sorry, poor dinner for a man of his estate, there being nothing but ordinary meat in it.
+I carried my wife by coach to my cozen, Thomas Pepys, where we, with my father, Dr. Thomas, cozen Stradwick, Scott, and their wives, dined.
+Comes in my brother Thomas, my father, Dr. Thomas Pepys, my uncle Fenner and his two sons, to breakfast.
+I take myself now to be worth 300l. clear in money, and all my goods and all manner of debts paid, which are none at all.
+The Parliament beginning to grow factious, the King did dissolve it December 29th last, and another likely to be chosen speedily.
+The King settled, and loved of all. The Duke of York matched to my Lord Chancellor’s daughter, which do not please many.
+Myself in constant good health, and in a most handsome and thriving condition. Blessed be Almighty God for it.
+After much trouble with workmen I am almost settled; my family being, myself, my wife, Jane, Will. Hewer, and Wayneman, my girle’s brother.
+At the beginning of this year I do live in one of the houses belonging to the Navy Office, as one of the principal officers.
+There was a Frenchman with one eye that was going my way, so he and I hired the coach between us and he set me down in Fenchurch Street.
+I went to my Lord’s, where I found him private at cards with my Lord Lauderdale and some persons of honour.
+My expectation being too great the play did not please me as otherwise I believe it would; my having a book I believe did spoil it a little.
+In Paul’s Church-yard I bought the play of “Henry the Fourth,” and so went to the new Theatre and saw it acted.
+I to the Abby and walked there, seeing the great confusion of people that come there to hear the organs.
+Mr. Child and I spent some time at the lute, and so promising to prick me some lessons to my theorbo he went away to see Henry Laws.
+To my Lord’s. There I found Mr. Shepley, in his Venetian cap, taking physique in his chamber, and with him I sat till dinner.
+I home with my father, he telling me what bad wives both my cozen Joyces make to their husbands, which I much wondered at.
+To Sir W. Pen, who offering me a barrel of oysters I took them home to my house (having a good piece of roast beef at the fire for dinner).
+Office day. There all the morning.
+I was very ill — I think with eating and drinking too much — and so I was forced to call the maid. I vomited in the bason, and so to sleep.
+With my wife to Sir W. Batten’s to dinner, where much and good company.
+I staid in the garden talking with my Lord, who do show me his love and do communicate his mind in things to me, which is my great content.
+I was pretty well, only got cold, and so had pain in pissing, as I used to have.
+At table, my Lady Sandwich did tell me how much fault was laid upon Dr. Frazer and the rest of the Doctors, for the death of the Princess!
+To the office (being soundly washed going through the bridge) to Sir Wm. Batten and Pen (the last of whom took physic to-day).
+I, before and after supper, to my lute and Fuller’s History, at which I staid all alone in my chamber, and so to bed.
+To church again, my wife and I, where we had a dull sermon of a stranger, which made me sleep.
+Home to dinner, where my wife and I and my brother Tom, to a good shoulder of mutton and a chicken.
+Very much pleased to see my house once more clear of workmen and to be clean, and indeed it is so, far better than it was.
+With the painters, making an end of my house and the arch before my door, and so this night I was rid of them and all other work.
+This day the Princess Royal died at Whitehall.
+I found my wife and maid had made shift to spit a great turkey, but not at all roasted, and so I was fain to stay till two o’clock.
+Sir W. Pen so overcome with wine that he could hardly go; I was forced to lead him through the streets and he was in a merry and kind mood.
+We had a very fine dinner, good musique, and a great deal of wine.
+My aunt at Brampton has voided a great stone and cannot possibly live long. My uncle is pretty well, but full of pain still.
+I walked through the dirt to Whitehall to see whether my Lord be come to town, and I found him come and at supper, and I supped with him.
+The Princess Royal hath married herself to young Jermyn, which is worse than the Duke of York’s marrying the Chancellor’s daughter.
+All day at home with my workmen, that I may get all done before Christmas.
+I hear that the Princess Royal has the small pox.
+At noon I went and dined with my Lady at Whitehall, and so back again to the office, and after that home to my workmen.
+This day my parlour is gilded, which do please me well.
+Both Sir Williams tell us that the Assurance is got up, without much damage to her body, only to the goods that she hath within her.
+I learnt a pretty trick to try whether a woman be a maid or no, by a string going round her head to meet at the end of her nose.
+Beale took us into the Guard in Scotland Yard, and showed us Major-General Overton. I heard him deny that he is guilty of any such things.
+I was surprised with the news of a plot against the King’s person and my Lord Monk’s; there are about forty taken up on suspicion.
+We had three eels that my wife and I bought this morning of a man, that cried them about, for our dinner, and that was all I did to-day.
+To the Coffee House where we had very good discourse concerning insects and their having a generative faculty as well as other creatures.
+All the day long looking upon my workmen who this day began to paint my parlour.
+To my Lady Batten’s, where were Sir John Lawson and Captain Holmes. We dined and had very good red wine of my Lady’s own making in England.
+Home and to bed, reading myself asleep, while the wench sat mending my breeches by my bedside.
+To my Lady Batten, and sat an hour or two, and talked with her daughter and people in the absence of her father and mother and my wife.
+Mr. Moore has persuaded me to put out 250l. for 50l. per annum for eight years, and I think I shall do it.
+Mr. Moore and I to a tavern near my house, and there we drank and discoursed of ways how to put out a little money to the best advantage.
+I did the first office of a justice of Peace to examine a seaman thereupon, but could find no reason to commit him.
+Captain Stoakes is very melancholy, and being in search for some clothes and money of his, which he says he hath lost out of his cabin.
+The Assurance lies there (poor ship, that I have been twice merry in) under water, only the upper deck may be seen and the masts.
+Though the weather was very bad and the wind high, yet my Lady Batten and her maid and we two did go by our barge to Woolwich.
+To ease my mind did cast up how my cash stands. I do find as near as I can that I am worth in money clear 240l., for which God be praised.
+Home and found my wife at my Lady Batten’s, and have made a bargain to go see the ship sunk at Woolwich.
+Sir Chas. Barkley swearing that he and others had lain with the Lord Chancellor’s daughter often, which all believe to be a lie.
+The marriage is likely to be the ruin of Mr. Davis and my Lord Barkley, who have carried themselves so high against the Chancellor.
+It is expected that the Duke will marry the Lord Chancellor’s daughter at last.
+It being a very fine, bright, moonshine morning I walked twenty turns in Cornhill from Gracious Street corner to the Stockes and back again.
+So to my father’s, where I sat while they were at supper, and I found my mother below stairs and pretty well.
+Infinite of talk of all kind of things with my Lady, especially of beauty of men and women, with which she seems to be pleased to talk of.
+Sir W. Batten told me the ill news from Woolwich, that the Assurance was by a gust of wind sunk down to the bottom. Twenty men drowned.
+I went to bed, having drunk so much wine that my head was troubled, and the wind, I observed, was rose exceedingly before I went to bed.
+I went to dinner with my wife and Mr. and Mrs. Pierce the Surgeon to Mr. Pierce, the Purser who does live very plentifully and finely.
+I went along with Sir W. Pen by water to the office, and there with Mr. Huchinson we did find that we were in no mistake.
+Sir G. Carteret and Sir W. Pen were in a great fear that we had committed a great error of 100,000l in our account gone into the Parliament.
+I fell a-reading Fuller’s History of Abbys, and my wife in Great Cyrus till twelve at night, and so to bed.
+To the Privy Seal, where I signed a deadly number of pardons, which do trouble me to get nothing by.
+I took occasion to go up and to bed in a pet.
+A waterman did tell how once he carried a lady from Putney, and she bade him lie down by her, which he did, and did give her content.
+One Mr. Pierce, an army man, did make us the best sport for songs and stories in a Scotch tone (which he do very well) that ever I heard.
+To Parliament Stairs, and there at an alehouse to Doling, Simond, Luellin, Mr. Mount and several others.
+My Lord tells me his mind as to his enlarging his family, &amp;c., and desiring me to look him out a Master of the Horse and other servants.
+My Lord told me of his going to-morrow to settle the militia in Huntingdonshire, and did desire me to lay up a box of some rich jewels.
+Mr. Moore and I alone to the Leg in King Street, and dined together on a neat’s tongue and udder.
+I found my mother still ill of the stone, and had just newly voided one, which she had let drop into the chimney, and looked to shew it me.
+I dined at home, and after dinner I went to the new Theatre and there I saw “The Merry Wives of Windsor” acted.
+I wrote the proposal fair for Sir. G. Carteret to show to the King, and so it is to go to the Parliament.
+The Proposal which I wrote the last night I showed to the officers this morning, was well liked of.
+I did carry our design to Sir W. Batten, where I found some gentlemen with him playing at cards, and there I staid looking upon them.
+Which do trouble me that a man of so great courage as he was, should have that dishonour, though otherwise he might deserve it enough.
+The Parliament voted that Oliver, Ireton, Bradshaw, &amp;c. should be taken up out of their graves, and drawn to the gallows, and there hanged.
+After dinner Sir Tho. and my Lady to the Playhouse to see “The Silent Woman.”
+This he do like, and we returned to Sir G. Carteret’s chamber, and we did draw up this design in order to be presented to the Parliament.
+We did open to the Duke our project of stopping the charge of the fleet by paying them in hand one moyety, and the other four months hence.
+To Whitehall to Sir G. Carteret’s chamber, where all the officers met, and so we went up to the Duke of York and he took us into his closet.
+I fell a reading ‘Cornelianum dolium’ till 11 o’clock at night with great pleasure, and after that to bed.
+They both found me under the barber’s hand; but I had a bottle of good sack in the house, and so made them very welcome.
+To the office till night, and so home, and then come Mr. Davis, of Deptford, and Mons. L’Impertinent, who is to go to Ireland to-morrow.
+This morning I took a resolution to rise early in the morning, and so I rose by candle, which I have not done all this winter.
+After sermon took Tom Fuller’s Church History and read over Henry the 8th’s life in it, and so to supper and to bed.
+My wife and I to a leg of mutton, the sawce of which being made sweet, I was angry at it, and eat none, but only dined upon the marrow bone.
+After a pint of wine I went home, my brains somewhat troubled with so much wine, and after a letter or two by the post I went to bed.
+So to Paul’s Churchyard, and there I took the little man at Mr. Kirton’s and Mr. Shepley to Ringstead’s at the Star.
+They tell us how a Scotch knight was killed basely at the Fleece in Covent Garden, where there had been a great many formerly killed.
+To my Lord’s, and did give up my audit of his accounts, which I had been then two days about, and was well received by my Lord.
+I went to my Lord St. Albans lodgings, and found him in bed, talking to a priest that leaned along over the side of the bed.
+Observing some things to be laid up not as they should be by the girl, I took a broom and basted her till she cried extremely.
+I went up and sat till twelve at night again to make an end of my Lord’s accounts, as I did the last night.
+I sent for Mr. Hater, and broke the other barrel of oysters with him, and did afterwards sit down discoursing of sea terms to learn of him.
+I having two barrels of oysters at home I caused one of them and some wine to be brought to the office, and there the Officers did eat them.
+In a great ease of mind and spirit I fell about the auditing of Mr. Shepley’s accounts with my Lord, till I began to doze, and so to bed.
+Mr. Davis did seem ready to have it stopt, and did tell me how thieves did attempt to rob his house last night, which do make us all afraid.
+Among the officers do hear that they may have our salaries allowed by the Treasurer, which do make me very glad, and praise God for it.
+To my Lord’s, where Major Hart did pay me; 23l. 14s. 9d., due to me upon my pay in my Lord’s troop at the time of our disbanding.
+I do remember I did leave my boy Waineman at Whitehall with order to stay there for me, at which I was troubled, but the boy came home well.
+Mr. Moore told me how the House had this day voted the King to have all the Excise for ever.
+In King Street there was a falling out between a drayman and my Lord Chesterfield’s coachman, and one of his footmen killed.
+I found my Lord gone to the Wardrobe, whither he do now go every other morning, and do resolve to understand and look after the business.
+Home, there hear that my Lady Batten had given my wife a visit (the first that ever she made her), which pleased me exceedingly.
+The Comptroller and I to the Mitre to a glass of wine, when we fell into a discourse of poetry.
+To my father’s to see my mother who is troubled much with the stone.
+After dinner I went and ranged about to many churches, among the rest to the Temple, where I heard Dr. Wilkins a little.
+I fell to entering these two good songs of Mr. Lawes, “Helpe, helpe, O helpe,” and “O God of Heaven and Hell” in my song book.
+I to Mr. de Cretz and did take away my Lord’s picture, and I paid 3l. 10s. for it and the frame, and am well pleased with it and the price.
+I to the new playhouse and saw part of the “Traitor,” a very good Tragedy; Mr. Moon did act the Traitor very well.
+To Mr. Fox’s again, where many gentlemen dined with us, and most princely dinner, all provided for me and my friends.
+My wife standing near the Princess Henrietta with two or three black patches on, and well dressed, did seem to me much handsomer than she.
+The Princess Henrietta's dressing of herself with her hair frized short up to her ears, did make her seem so much the less to me.
+The Princess Henrietta is very pretty, but much below my expectation.
+The Princess of Orange I had often seen before.
+The Queen a very little plain old woman, and nothing more in her presence in any respect nor garb than any ordinary woman.
+Mr. Fox got my wife placed behind the Queen’s chair, and I got into the crowd. By and by the Queen and the two Princesses came to dinner.
+Mr. Fox came in presently and did receive us with a great deal of respect; and then did take my wife and I to the Queen’s presence-chamber.
+To Mr. Fox’s, where we found an alderman of London paying 1500l. in gold for the King, which was the most gold that ever I saw in my life.
+I sent for the barber, who staid so long with me that he was locked into the house, and we were fain to call up Griffith, to let him out.
+I took much pleasure to have the neighbours come forth into the yard to hear me.
+My wife went home, and I to Pope’s Head, and bought me an aggate hafted knife, which cost me 5s.
+My wife and I went to Paternoster Row, and there we bought some green watered moyre for a morning wastecoate.
+My cozen Thomas Pepys, the turner, sent me a cupp of lignum vitae for a token.
+Home, where I found the house in a washing pickle, and my wife in a joyful condition when I told her that she is to see the Queen.
+I saw the first time one Moone, said to be the best actor in the world, and indeed it is the finest play-house that ever was in England.
+To the new Play-house near Lincoln’s-Inn-Fields (formerly Gibbon’s tennis-court), where the play of “Beggar’s Bush” was newly begun.
+My Lord did commit the viewing of these accounts to me, which was a great joy to me to see that he do look upon me as one to put trust in.
+I staid with my Lord and Mr. Shepley, looking over my Lord’s accounts and to set matters straight between him and Shepley.
+I rose and with Will to my Lord’s by land, it being a very hard frost, the first we have had this year.
+So to my musique and sat up late at it, and so to bed, leaving my wife to sit up till 2 o’clock that she may call the wench up to wash.
+To the Globe, and did choose two pictures to hang up which my wife did not like when I came home. So I sent the picture of Paris back again.
+After sermon my Lady took us home and there we supped with her and Sir W. Batten, and Pen, and were much made of.
+To our own church, where Mr. Powel (a crook legged man that went formerly with me to Paul’s School), preached a good sermon.
+I dined with my Lady and my Lady Pickering, where her son John dined with us, who do continue a fool as he ever was since I knew him.
+We went to a barrel of oysters at Sir W. Batten’s, and so home, and I to the setting of my papers in order, which did keep me up late.
+He does it as a favour to me to offer to come in upon a way of getting of money, which they call Bottomry, which I do not yet understand.
+To discourse about the putting out of 80l. to a man who would give me 15l. per annum for 8 years for it which I did not think profit enough.
+Mr. Fontleroy and I to the Swan, and in discourse he seems to be wise and say little, though I know things are changed against his mind.
+I found my wife much satisfied with my Lord’s discourse and respect to her, and so after prayers to bed.
+I got my wife carried in to my Lady, who was hiring of a French maid. They could not understand one another till my wife came to interpret.
+I leave my picture with Mr. de Cretz to copy out another for himself, and took the original by a porter with me to my Lord’s.
+I did see Mr. de Cretz give some finishing touches to my Lord’s picture, so at last it is complete to my mind.
+To Westminster, and it being very cold upon the water I went all alone to the Sun and drank a draft of mulled white wine.
+We did drink a great quantity of sack and did tell many merry stories, and in good humours we were all.
+This day was the first that we do begin to sit in the afternoon, and not in the forenoon.
+Not knowing the nature of her oven, my wife did heat it too hot, and so overbake her things, but knows how to do better another time.
+Home to dinner, where I found my wife making of pies and tarts to try her oven with, which she has never yet done.
+I took Mr. Moore to the Wardrobe; indeed there is a great deal of room in it, but very ugly till my Lord hath bestowed great cost upon it.
+I met with Mr. Moore, who was going to my house, and indeed I found him to be a most careful, painful, and able man in business.
+Pall promised me that she would, and with many thanks did weep for joy, which did give me and my wife some content and satisfaction.
+We went all together into the little room, and there I told Pall what my mind was, to have her come not as a sister, but as a servant.
+We discoursed about my sister’s coming to live with me, which I have much mind for her good to have, and yet I am afeard of her ill-nature.
+To my father’s, where I found my wife buying of a tablecloth and a dozen of napkins of diaper, the first that ever I bought in my life.
+To De Cretz, where I saw my Lord’s picture finished, which do please me very well.
+Mr. Comptroller and I sat a while at the office to do business, and thence I went with him to his house in Lime Street, a fine house.
+Dr. Thomas Pepys told my brother that he loved my wife so well that if she had a child he would never marry, but leave all to my child.
+I saw Mr. Fox's lady, Mrs. Elizabeth Whittle, whom I had a great opinion of, and did make an anagram or two upon her name when I was a boy.
+This day also did Mr. Mills begin to read all the Common Prayer, which I was glad of.
+I hope it will not always be so, it not being handsome for our servants to sit so equal with us.
+There being no woman this day, we sat in the foremost pew, and behind us our servants.
+Sir W. Batten and I went to Church into our new gallery, the first time it was used, and it not being yet quite finished.
+This night going home, Will and I bought a goose.
+After reading of that and the comedy of the Rump, which is also very silly, I went to bed.
+To Paul’s Churchyard, and there bought Montelion, which this year do not prove so good as the last was; so after reading it I burnt it.
+We went with a foul copy to the Parliament house, where we met Sir Clarges and Mr. Spry, and after we had given them satisfaction we parted.
+Sir Wm. Batten and I to make up an account of the wages of the officers and mariners, ready to present to the Committee of Parliament.
+To my father’s and staid late talking with my father about my sister Pall’s coming to live with me if she would come and be as a servant.
+To Whitehall where I found my Lord, who had an organ set up to-day in his dining-room, but it seems an ugly one in the form of Bridewell.
+Good sport with Mr. Talbot, who eats no sort of fish, and there was nothing else till we sent for a neat’s tongue.
+To dinner, where we had Mr. Shepley, Talbot, Adams, Chaplin and Osborne, our dinner given us by Mr. Ady and Mr. Wine, the King’s fishmonger.
+Lay long in bed this morning though an office day, because of our going to bed late last night.
+So home, where I found my wife up, she shewed me her head which was very well dressed to-day, she having been to see her father and mother.
+We sat very late doing the work and waiting for the tide, it being moonshine we got to London before two in the morning.
+Went forward in my walk with some men, and in our way we met with many merry seamen that had got their money paid them to-day.
+Being troubled with a looseness, I went to an alehouse at the end of Ratcliffe, and did give a groat for a pot of ale, and there I did shit.
+With Commissioner Pett as far as Ratcliffe, where I left him, and I (unwilling to leave the rest of the officers) went back to Deptford.
+Commissioner Pett and I went on board the yacht, which is one of the finest things that ever I saw for neatness in so small a vessel.
+I went to Mr. Davys’s and saw his house (where I was once before a great while ago) and I found him a very pretty man.
+This was the first day of the proclamation against hackney coaches coming into the streets to be hired, yet I got one to carry me home.
+Bowyer told me how my wife’s brother had a horse at grass with him, which I was troubled to hear, it being his boldness upon my score.
+I went to see my Lord’s picture, which is almost done, and do please me very well.
+My Lord did tell me how the King had promised him 4000l. per annum for ever, and had already given him a bill under his hand.
+My Lord did say it was gratitude did bring him to his obedience to the King; and did also bless himself with his good fortune.
+This night I was troubled all night with a dream that my wife was dead, which made me that I slept ill all night.
+I would have my will, and so we went to bed and lay all night in a quarrel.
+My wife and I did fall out about the dog’s being put down into the cellar, which I had a mind to have done because of his fouling the house.
+I fell a-reading of the tryalls of the late men that were hanged for the King’s death, and found good satisfaction in reading thereof.
+The ships were the Indian, sold for 1,300l., and the Half-moon, sold for 830l.
+To our office, where we met all, for the sale of two ships by an inch of candle (the first time that ever I saw any of this kind).
+This 5th of November is observed exceeding well in the City; and at night great bonfires and fireworks.
+Mr. Moore came and sat with me, and there I took a book and he did instruct me in many law notions, in which I took great pleasure.
+Being disappointed of money, we failed of going to Deptford to pay off the Henrietta to-day.
+My wife seemed very pretty to-day, it being the first time I had given her leave to wear a black patch.
+To my father’s, where I found my mother in greater and greater pain of the stone.
+Much company I found to come to Mrs. Pearse, and cannot wonder at it, for she is very pretty and wanton.
+With Mr. Pearse and Mr. Sheply, calling at the Bell to see the seven Flanders mares that my Lord has bought, where we drank Hull ale.
+I went to my Lord’s, and having spoke with him, I went to the Abbey, where the first time that ever I heard the organs in a cathedral!
+This declaration of the King’s do give the Presbyterians some satisfaction, and a pretence to read the Common Prayer.
+To church where Mr. Mills did begin to nibble at the Common Prayer, by saying “Glory be to the Father, &amp;c” after he had read the two psalms.
+We took Mrs. Lane to the alehouse, where I made her angry with commending of Tom Newton and her new sweetheart to be both too good for her.
+To White Hall, where my Lord and Lady were gone to kiss the Queene’s hand.
+I observed few bonfires in the City, for the Queen’s coming; whereby I guess that (as I believed before) her coming do please but very few.
+In Paul’s church-yard I called at Kirton’s, and there they had got a mass book for me, which I bought and cost me twelve shillings.
+Took coach at White Hall and carried Mr. Childe as far as the Strand, and myself got as far as Ludgate by all the bonfires.
+I supt with my Lord he being merry, telling merry stories of the country mayors, how they entertained the King all the way as he come along.
+I was told the Queen was a-coming; so I got a sculler for sixpence to carry me thither and back again, but I could not get to see the Queen.
+To White Hall, where when I came I saw the boats going very thick to Lambeth, and all the stairs to be full of people.
+With Mr. Cooke that made the silver bosses, and Mr. Stephens the silversmith to the tavern, and did give them a pint of wine.
+I saw some silver bosses put upon my new Bible, which cost me 6s. 6d. the making, and 7s. 6d. the silver.
+Mr. Holliard dined with me, with whom I had great discourse concerning the cure of the King’s evil, which he do deny any effect at all.
+So home by moonlight, it being about 9 o’clock before we got home.
+We called at Bow and drank there, and took leave of Mr. Johnson of Blackwall, who dined with us and rode with us thus far.
+From Sir W. Batten's house to an ale-house near the church, where we sat and drank and were merry, and so we mounted for London again.
+I was much afraid that Mr. Christmas would have remembered the words that I said the day the King was beheaded.
+Mr. Christmas did remember that I was a great Roundhead when I was a boy.
+Here dined with us two or three more country gentle men; among the rest Mr. Christmas, my old school-fellow, with whom I had much talk.
+Sir W. Batten showed us a chair, where he that sits down is catched with two irons, that come round about him, which makes good sport.
+We came to Sir W. Batten’s, where he lives like a prince, and we were made very welcome.
+Sir W. Pen and I were mounted early, and had very merry discourse all the way, he being very good company.
+My wife has been so ill of late of her old pain that I have not known her this fortnight almost, which is a pain to me.
+This month I conclude with my mind very heavy for the greatness of my late expenses, insomuch that I do not think that I have above 150l.
+I hear that the Queen is landed at Dover, and will be here on November 2nd.
+I spoke of it to the Comptroller and the principal officers, who are all unwilling to meddle in anything that may anger my Lady Davis.
+Much troubled all this morning in my mind about the business of my walk on the leads.
+I am told Mr. Davis’s people have broken open the bolt of my chamber door that goes upon the leads, which did trouble me more and more.
+We did read over the King’s declaration in matters of religion, which is very well penned, I think to the satisfaction of most people.
+To ease my mind, I went to the Cockpit all alone, and there saw a very fine play called “The Tamer Tamed;” very well acted.
+I was told my Lady Davis is now come to our next lodgings, and has locked up the leads door from me, which puts me into a great disquiet.
+Went with my Lady Pickering to her lodging, a poor one in Blackfryars, where she never invited me to go in, which methought was strange.
+We had a good place to see the pageants which were many, and I believe good, for such kind of things, but in themselves but poor and absurd.
+I up early, it being my Lord Mayor’s day, and neglecting my office I went to the Wardrobe, where I met my Lady Sandwich and the children.
+To White Hall chappell. Mr. Hill did take us into the King’s closet and there we did stay all service-time which I did think a great honour.
+I dined with my Lady, and my young Lord, and Mr. Sidney, who was sent for from Twickenham to see my Lord Mayor’s show to-morrow.
+I called at Paul’s Churchyard and bought Alsted’s Encyclopaedia, which cost me 38s.
+I went by chance by my new Lord Mayor’s house (Sir Richard Browne), by Goldsmith’s Hall, which is now fitting, and indeed is a pretty house.
+In London and Westminster all this day paying of money and buying of things for my house.
+I bought a book of the Life of our Queen, which I read at home to my wife; but it was so sillily writ, that we did nothing but laugh at it.
+I saw the Duke de Soissons go with a very great deal of state: his own coach all red velvet covered with gold lace, and drawn by six barbes.
+My father is mightily pleased with my ordering of my house.
+My father and Dr. Thomas Pepys dined at my house, the last of whom I did almost fox with Margate ale.
+All day at home doing something in order to the fitting of my house.
+Home, where I found a box of Carpenter’s tools sent by my cozen, Tho. Pepys, which I had bespoke of him for to employ myself with sometimes.
+Mr. Greatorex did show me the lamp-glasses, which carry the light a great way, good to read in bed by, and I intend to have one of them.
+Capt. Murford did put 3l. into my hands for a friendship I had done him. I bade him keep it till he has enough to buy my wife a necklace.
+We were friends again as we are always.
+I took occasion to be angry with my wife about her putting up of half a crown in a paper box, which she had forgot where she had lain it.
+I lay and slept long to-day.
+I found Mr. Spong to be as ingenious a man as I met with in my life, and cannot admire him enough, he being so plain and illiterate a man.
+We looked over many instruments of Mr. Spong's, especially his wooden jack in his chimney, which goes with the smoke, which is very pretty.
+I took my Lord’s picture, and carried it to Mr. de Cretz to be copied.
+Petit having a design to reform the universities, and to institute schools for the learning of languages, which I know will come to nothing.
+Catan Stirpin told me that her mistress was lately dead of the small pox, and that herself was now married to Monsieur Petit.
+I took my brother Ashwell and his cozen Sam. Ashwell and Mr. Mallard to the Leg and gave them a dish of meat for dinner and paid for it.
+I met the judges riding on horseback to Westminster Hall, it being the first day of the term, the first time I ever saw any such solemnity.
+Mr. Sheply going to put up his pistols into the holsters, one of them flew off, and it pleased God that it did us no hurt.
+I went to bed with Mr. Sheply in his chamber, but could hardly get any sleep all night, the bed being ill made and he a bad bedfellow.
+I got leave to have my Lord's picture, that was done by Lilly, copied, and talking of religion, I found him to be a perfect Sceptic.
+To my Lord’s, where I found all preparing for my Lord’s going to sea to fetch the Queen tomorrow.
+This day or two my wife has been troubled with her boils in the old place, which do much trouble her.
+So home, where I found my boy, but he had found the way home well enough, of which I was glad.
+From the Crown to the Abbey to look for my boy, but he was gone thence, and so he being a novice I was at a loss what was become of him.
+George Vines carried me to his turret where there is Cooke’s head set up for a traytor and Harrison’s on the other side of Westminster Hall.
+We went to Price’s by the Hall back door, but there being no drink to be had we went away, and so to the Crown in the Palace Yard.
+A bloody week this and the last have been, there being ten hanged, drawn, and quartered.
+Calling at Crowe’s, in Saint Bartholomew’s, I saw the limbs of some of our new traitors set upon Aldersgate, which was a sad sight to see.
+I dined with my Lord and Lady; when he was very merry, and did talk very high how he would have a French cook, and a master of his horse.
+Going into my cellar I stepped into a heap of turds by which I found that Mr. Turner’s house of office is full and comes into my cellar.
+One came to me to advise with me where to make me a window into my cellar in lieu of one which Sir W. Batten had stopped up.
+I sat up late to make up my accounts for my Lord. I found him to be above 80l. in my debt, which is a good sight, and I bless God for it.
+This morning Hacker and Axtell were hanged and quartered, as the rest are.
+My dining-room was finished with green serge hanging and gilt leather, which is very handsome.
+Because my wife did not send the doves in the best cage, The. Turner sent them back again with a scornful letter, with which I was angry.
+I did find that The. Turner hath sent for a pair of doves that my wife had promised her.
+By her high discourse I found Mrs. Blackburne to be a very high dame and a costly one.
+To Mr. Blackburne, where I met my wife and my Will’s father and mother (the first time that ever I saw them), where we had a fine dinner.
+To my father’s, and did give orders for a pair of black baize linings to be made for my breeches against to-morrow morning, which was done.
+It being expected that Colonel Hacker and Axtell should die, I went to Newgate, but found they were reprieved till to-morrow.
+My wife and I went to put up my books in order in closet, and I to give her her books.
+Home again, where I finding Mrs. The. Turner and her aunt Duke I would not be seen but walked in the garden till they were gone.
+Their great design was to get me concerned in a business about a vessel of theirs, in which I promise to do them all the service I can.
+To the Feathers in Fish Street, where I was invited by Captain Cuttance to dinner, a dinner made by Mr. Dawes and his brother.
+My Lord seemed to be in a melancholy humour, which, I was told by W. Howe, was for that he had lately lost a great deal of money at cards.
+By the way reading of the other two stories that are in the book that I read last night, which I do not like so well as it.
+With Mr. Moore to the Cockpit, where, understanding that “Wit without money” was acted, I would not stay, but went home by water.
+To sleep, which I did not very well do, because my wife having a stopping in her nose she snored much, which I never did hear her do before.
+I read “The Fruitless Precaution” till I had made an end of it, and do find it the best writ tale that ever I read in my life.
+I met with Sir W. Batten and Pen, who made up a list of such ships as are fit to be kept out for the winter guard, the rest to be paid off.
+This morning Mr. Carew was hanged and quartered at Charing Cross; but his quarters, by a great favour, are not to be hanged up.
+We went home through the rain by water in a sculler, having borrowed some coats of Mr. Sheply.
+I observed, how the Duke of York and Mrs. Palmer did talk to one another very wantonly through the hangings.
+To White Hall chappell, where one Dr. Crofts made an indifferent sermon, and after it an anthem, ill sung, which made the King laugh.
+I was angry with my wife for her things lying about, and in my passion kicked the little fine basket, and broke it, which troubled me.
+To my Lord’s, and took Captain Cuttance and Mr. Sheply to the Sun Tavern, and did give them some oysters.
+It is said, that Maj.-gen. Harrison said that he was sure to come shortly at the right hand of Christ to judge them that now had judged him.
+Major-general Harrison was presently cut down, and his head and heart shown to the people, at which there was great shouts of joy.
+To Charing Cross, to see Major-general Harrison hanged, drawn, and quartered, he looking as cheerful as any man could do in that condition.
+My Lady Sandwich do give me good assurance of my uncle’s resolution to make me his heir.
+Found my Lady Sandwich at supper, so she made me sit down all alone with her, and after supper staid and talked with her.
+Mr. Cooke told me that my Lady Sandwich is come to town to-day, whereupon I went to Westminster to see her.
+With Sir W. Batten and the rest of the officers to a venison pasty of his at the Dolphin, where dined very noble company.
+We met with Mr. Salisbury, who took Mr. Creed and me to the Cockpitt to see “The Moore of Venice,” which was well done.
+I liked one round thing going within all with a pair of stairs round; round which being laid at an angle of 45 deg, do carry up the water.
+To walk in St. James’s Park, where we observed the several engines at work to draw up water, with which sight I was very much pleased.
+Mr. Creed and I to the Leg in King Street, to dinner, where he and I and my Will had a good udder to dinner.
+I met with Mr. Creed, and with him and Mr. Blackburne to the Rhenish wine house, where we sat drinking of healths a great while.
+In the afternoon with the upholster seeing him do things to my mind, and to my content he did fit my chamber and my wife’s.
+I found my wife in bed, and our chambers hung to-day by the upholster, but not being well done I was fretted, and so in a discontent to bed.
+About noon we dined together, and were very merry at table telling of tales.
+In our way had a great deal of merry discourse, and find Sir W. Pen to be a merry fellow and pretty good natured, and sings bawdy songs.
+With Sir W. Pen to Redriffe by water, and from thence walked over the fields to Deptford (the first pleasant walk I have had a great while).
+I saw in my Lord's chamber his picture, well done; and am with child till I get it copied out, which I hope to do when he is gone to sea.
+With Sir W. Pen to White Hall, where I went to my Lord, and found him in bed not well.
+Mr. Moore staid and supped with me till almost 9 at night. We love one another’s discourse so that we cannot part when we do meet.
+Calling at several places about business, at my father’s about gilded leather for my dining room, at Mr. Crew’s about money.
+A poor cold sermon of Dr. Lamb’s, in his habit, and so all ended, and by my troth a pitiful sorry devotion that these men pay.
+To the Abbey, where I heard them read the church-service, but very ridiculously, that indeed I do not in myself like it at all.
+I heard Dr. Spurstow preach before the King a poor dry sermon; but a very good anthem of Captn. Cooke’s afterwards.
+To White Hall on foot, calling at my father’s to change my long black cloak for a short one (long cloaks being now quite out).
+My Lord not coming in before 9 at night I staid no longer for him, but went back again home and so to bed.
+To Whitehall, where I was to give my Lord an account of the fleet in order to the choosing of a fleet fit for him to take to sea.
+Mr. Creed brought me some books from Holland, well bound books, which I thought he did intend to give me, but I found that I must pay him.
+Col. Slingsby and I at the office getting a catch ready for the Prince de Ligne to carry his things away, who is now going home again.
+I am in great joy to see my house likely once again to be clean.
+All the afternoon at home to see my painters make an end of their work, which they did to-day to my content.
+I met with Mr. Pierce and his wife, took them home and did give them good wine, ale, and anchovies, and staid them till night, and so adieu.
+Lieut. Lambert and I did look upon my Lord’s model, and he told me many things in a ship that I desired to understand.
+To my Lord’s, where we took Mr. Sheply and Wm. Howe to the Raindeer, and had some oysters, which were good, the first I have eat this year.
+Lord! at the Bishops’ going out, how people did most of them look upon them as strange creatures, and few with any kind of love or respect.
+I saw the Bishops of Winchester, Bangor, Rochester, Bath and Wells, and Salisbury, all in their habits, in King Henry Seventh’s chappell.
+I and Lieut. Lambert to Westminster Abbey, where we saw Dr. Frewen translated to the Archbishoprick of York.
+After dinner my Lord did discourse with me, and advise about some way to get himself some money to make up for all his great expenses.
+To my Lord’s, who sent a great iron chest to White Hall; I saw it carried into the King’s closet, where I saw most incomparable pictures.
+I heard the Duke speak of a great design that he has, of sending a venture to some parts of Africa to dig for gold ore there.
+To White Hall, where a meeting about the Winter Guard, but we determined of nothing.
+Home, where my wife tells me what she has bought to-day, namely, a bed and furniture for her chamber, with which very pleased I went to bed.
+To Major Hart, who is just going out of town to-morrow, and made much of me, and did give me the oaths of supremacy and allegiance.
+To my father’s, and discoursed with him about Tom, and did give my advice to take him home again, which I think he will do in prudence.
+At the Abbey I found a thin congregation. So I see that religion is but a humour, and so the esteem of it passeth as other things do.
+At Will’s I met with Mr. Spicer, and with him to the Abbey to see them at vespers.
+I took Captain Clerk to the Leg in King Street, and did give him a dish or two of meat, and his purser, for his old kindness to me on board.
+My brother Tom told me that for his lying out of doors a day and a night my father had forbade him to come any more into his house.
+My layings out upon my house in furniture are so great that I shall not be able to go through them without breaking one of my bags of 100l.
+The Commissioners are very busy disbanding of the army, which they say do cause great robbing.
+After dinner my father and I advised about hangings for my rooms, which are now almost fit to be hung, the painters beginning their work.
+Early to my Lord to Whitehall, and there he did give me some work to do for him, and so with all haste to the office.
+Went to bed without prayers, my house being every where foul above stairs.
+To our Parish church both forenoon and afternoon all alone.
+All day at home to make an end of our dirty work of the plasterers.
+I hear Prince Rupert is come to Court; but welcome to nobody.
+Among my workmen, and did give them drink and merry with them, it being my luck to meet with a sort of drolling workmen on all occasions.
+To my Lord’s, and there did read over with him and Dr. Walker my lord’s new commission for sea, and advised thereupon how to have it drawn.
+Thinking to have found Will at home, but he gone somewhere else I was very angry, and when he came did give him a very great check for it.
+In the evening to the office, where I fell a-reading of Speed’s Geography for a while.
+At home with the workmen all the afternoon, our house being in a most sad pickle.
+To the church, to consult about our gallery.
+By coach home, where the plasterers being at work in all the rooms in my house, my wife was fain to make a bed upon the ground.
+My Lord told me how the ship that brought him did knock six times upon the Kentish Knock, which put them in great fear for the ship.
+I found my Lord gone to Mr. Crew’s, where I found him well, only had got some corns upon his foot which was not well yet.
+From Tower wharf we went to Deptford to pay off the ship Success, which (Sir G. Carteret and Sir W. Pen coming afterwards to us) we did.
+I did send for a cup of tee (a China drink) of which I never had drank before.
+To the office, where we talked together of the interest of this kingdom to have a peace with Spain and a war with France and Holland.
+I saw good dancing, but it growing late, and the room very full of people and so very hot, I went home.
+There passed me Mons. L’Impertinent for whom I took a coach and went with him to a dancing meeting in Broad Street.
+Though I am wholly ignorant in the duty of a justice of peace.
+We were sworn justices of peace for Middlesex, Essex, Kent, and Southampton; with which honour I did find myself mightily pleased.
+To the Temple church, where I had appointed Sir W. Batten to meet him; and there at Sir Heneage Finch Sollicitor General’s chambers.
+Among the rest my Cozen Rich. Pepys, their elder brother, whom I had not seen these fourteen years, ever since he came from New England.
+To dinner, where was my uncle Fenner and my aunt, my father and mother, and others.
+After sermon with Mr. Pierce to Whitehall, and from thence to my Lord, but Diana did not come according to our agreement.
+In the midst of the sermon some plaster fell from the top of the Abbey, that made me and all the rest afeard, and I wished myself out.
+I laughed at the reader, who desires that God would imprint his word on the thumbs of our right hands and the great toes of our right feet.
+To the Abbey, where I expected to hear Mr. Baxter or Mr. Rowe preach their farewell sermon, and in Mr. Symons’s pew I sat.
+To church my wife and I, with Sir W. Batten, where we heard of Mr. Mills a very good sermon upon these words, “So run that ye may obtain.”
+Came one from my father’s with a black cloth coat, made of my short cloak, to walk up and down in.
+My wife got up to put on her mourning to-day and to go to Church this morning.
+I had the boy up to-night for his sister to teach him to put me to bed, and I heard him read, which he did pretty well.
+At the New Exchange I bought a pair of short black stockings, to wear over a pair of silk ones for mourning.
+I went out to Mr. Harper’s, and Diana standing over the way at the gate, I went over to her and appointed to meet to-morrow at my Lord’s.
+I staid here all day in my Lord’s chamber and upon the leads gazing upon Diana, who looked out of a window upon me.
+To my Lord’s, and there in the house of office vomited up all my breakfast, my stomach being ill by reason of the last night’s debauch.
+To Fleet street, where at Mr. Standing’s in Salsbury Court we drank our morning draft and had a pickled herring.
+I called up my boy, and found him a pretty, well-looked boy, and one that I think will please me.
+Home, where I found my boy (my maid’s brother) come out of the country to-day, but was gone to bed and so I could not see him to-night.
+I called in with them at Mr. Chaplin’s, where Nicholas Osborne did give me a barrel of samphire, and showed me the keys of Mardyke Fort.
+We did eat above 200 walnuts.
+The drawing of our wine causing a great quarrel in the house between the two drawers which should draw us the best.
+To the Hoop Tavern and sent for Mr. Chaplin, who with Nicholas Osborne and one Daniel came to us and we drank two or three quarts of wine.
+Upon the water saw the corpse of the Duke of Gloucester brought down Somerset House stairs, to go by water to Westminster, to be buried.
+By water to the Bridge, and so to Major Hart’s lodgings in Cannon-street, who used me very kindly with wine and good discourse.
+We called to speak with my Landlord Beale. He was not within but spoke with the old woman, who takes it ill that I did not let her have it.
+With Mr. Dalton to my house and took away all my papers that were left in my closet, and so I have now nothing more in the house.
+At home, and at the office, and in the garden walking with both Sir Williams all the morning.
+We staid till it was very late; it rained sadly, but we made shift to get coaches. So home and to bed.
+Among other pleasures some of us fell to handycapp, a sport that I never knew before, which was very good.
+Here we were very merry and had a very good dinner, my wife coming after me hither to us.
+I met W. Symons, and D. Scobell, and their wives, Mr. Samford, Luellin, Chetwind, one Mr. Vivion, and Mr. White.
+I went, and left my wife to put on some other clothes and come after me to the Mitre tavern in Wood-street (a house of the greatest note).
+Thinking to have found my wife in her mourning, I found that the tailor had failed her. I was vexed because of an invitation to a dinner.
+I put on my mourning and went to the office.
+On foot home, by the way buying a hat band and other things for my mourning to-morrow.
+At home all the morning looking over my workmen in my house.
+I looked over the things my wife had bought to-day, with which being not very well pleased, they costing too much, I to bed in a discontent.
+To see the Prince de Ligne, Spanish Embassador, come in to his audience, which was done in very great state.
+I did give my wife 15l. to go to buy mourning things for her and me, which she did.
+Home late, being very dark. A gentleman in the Poultry had a great and dirty fall over a waterpipe that lay along the channel.
+To White Hall garden, where I saw the King in purple mourning for his brother.
+To the Park, where I saw how far they had proceeded in the Pell-mell, and in making a river through the Park.
+Home to dinner, having some sport with Wm., who never had been at Common Prayer before.
+Dr. Hardy's text was, “And is there any evil in the city and the Lord hath not done it?”
+To Dr. Hardy’s church, and sat with Mr. Rawlinson and heard a good sermon upon the occasion of the Duke’s death.
+Called at my father’s going home, and bespoke mourning for myself, for the death of the Duke of Gloucester. I found my mother pretty well.
+To Westminster, where I met with Dr. Castles, who chidd me for some errors in our Privy-Seal business.
+Dined with Mr. Dalton at his office, where we had one great court dish. Our papers not being done we could not make an end of our business.
+Met very early at our office to pick out the twenty-five ships which are to be first paid off.
+Luellin being drunk, and I being to defend the ladies from his kissing them, I kissed them myself very often with a great deal of mirth.
+Luellin takes me out to the Mitre in Wood Street, where Mr. Samford, W. Symons and his wife, and Mrs. Scobell, Mr. Mount and Chetwind.
+My wife went to see my mother, who I hear is very ill, at which my heart is very sad.
+This day the Duke of Gloucester died of the small-pox, by the great negligence of the doctors.
+Within this month my Aunt Wight was brought to bed of two girls, my cozen Stradwick of a girl and a boy, and Scott of a boy, and all died.
+Old East comes to me with letters, and I did give him a bottle of Northdown ale, which made the poor man almost drunk.
+At home all the afternoon looking after my workmen, whose laziness do much trouble me.
+My brother Tom came with a letter from John, wherein he desires some books: Barthol. Anatom., Rosin. Rom. Antiq., and Gassend. Astronom.
+This noon I expected to have had my cousin Snow and my father come to dine with me, but it being very rainy they did not come.
+Up to my chamber to read a little, and wrote my Diary for three or four days past.
+All the afternoon at home looking over my carpenters.
+Dined at Sir W. Batten’s, and by this time I see that we are like to have a very good correspondence and neighbourhood, but chargeable.
+At Sir W. Batten’s with Sir W. Pen we drank our morning draft, and from thence for an hour in the office and dispatch a little business.
+So home, having drunk too much, and so to bed.
+Mr. Snow came to me to see me, and with him and one Shelston, a simple fellow that looks after an employment, to a tavern.
+To the office and found Sir W. Batten at dinner with some friends upon a good chine of beef, on which I ate heartily, I being very hungry.
+So to the Tower wharf, where we did hire two catches.
+We returned and landed at the Bear at the Bridge foot, where we saw Southwark Fair (I having not at all seen Bartholomew Fair).
+Col. Slingsby and I to Whitehall, thinking to proffer our service to the Duke to wait upon him.
+Walked with Major Hart in the garden, who tells me that we are all like to be speedily disbanded; and then I lose the benefit of a muster.
+Home to dinner, and Sir W. Pen with me, and it was handsome, it being the first time that he ever saw my wife or house since we came hither.
+Sent for by Sir W. Pen, with whom I sat drinking a glass of wine. I find him to be a very sociable man, and an able man, and very cunning.
+This day my Lord set sail from the Downs for Holland.
+In the afternoon at home all the day, it being the first that I have been at home all day since I came hither.
+Putting my papers, books and other things in order, and writing of letters.
+Commissioner Pett did pay himself for the entertainment that he did give the King at Chatham at his coming in, which I wonder at.
+Home, and having in our way bought a rabbit and two little lobsters, my wife and I did sup late, and so to bed.
+My wife being a little impatient I went along with her to buy her a necklace of pearl, which will cost 4l. 10s., for her encouragement.
+Hugh Peters is said to be taken, and the Duke of Gloucester is ill, and it is said it will prove the small-pox.
+Great news now-a-day of the Duke d’Anjou’s desire to marry the Princesse Henrietta.
+His father could not speak against my putting him away, and so I did give him 10s. for the boy’s clothes that I made him, and so parted.
+Having put away my boy in the morning, his father brought him again, but I did clear up my boy’s roguery to his father.
+To give Mr. Stowell his oath, whereby he do answer that he did hear Phineas Pett say very high words against the King a great while ago.
+To the office.
+Sat up late setting my papers in order, and my money also, and teaching my wife her music lesson, in which I take great pleasure.
+To the Bullhead, where we had the remains of our pasty, where I did give my verdict against Mr. Moore upon last Saturday’s wager.
+I did many things this morning, as looking over the joiners, who are flooring my diningroom, and doing business with Sir Williams both.
+This day my father and my uncle Fenner and his sons, have been at my house to see it. My wife did treat them nobly with wine and anchovies.
+With Mr. Moore to my house to cast up our Privy Seal accounts, where I found that my Lord’s comes to 400 and odd pounds, and mine to 132l.
+I took leave of my Lord, he going to the Downs, which put me in mind of his first voyage, which he did begin like this from Lambeth.
+To the goldsmith, where I bought my wedding ring, and got him to put a gold ring to the jewell, which the King of Sweden did give my Lord.
+I drank till the daughter began to be very loving to me and kind, and I fear is not so good as she should be.
+To Mrs. Crisp’s, where I sat late, and did give them a great deal of wine, it being a farewell cup to Laud Crisp.
+To St. Margarett’s, and heard a good sermon upon “Teach us the old way,” wherein he ran over all the new tenets in policy and religion.
+To chappell, where Dr. Fern, a good honest sermon upon “The Lord is my shield.” After sermon a dull anthem.
+I and Mr. Sheply told out my money, and made even for my Privy Seal fees and gratuity money, &amp;c., to this day between my Lord and me.
+Late home, and what with business and my boy’s roguery my mind being unquiet, I went to bed.
+They left it to me to be judge, and the cause to be determined next Tuesday morning at the same place, and the loser to spend 10s.
+We dined at the Bullhead upon the best venison pasty that I eat of in my life, and with one dish more it was the best dinner I ever was at.
+Mr. Baron had got possession of the office from his brother Bickerstaffe which is much to our admiration, it being against all open justice.
+My Lord and I did look over the Commission drawn for him by the Duke’s Council, which I do not find my Lord displeased with.
+Blessed be God all things continue well with and for me. I pray God fit me for a change of my fortune.
+I agreed to let my house quite out of my hands to Mr. Dalton for 41l.
+To my Lord again, who told me that he is ordered to go suddenly to sea, and did give me some orders to be drawing up against his going.
+This the first day that ever I saw my wife wear black patches since we were married!
+My wife went to Mr. Pierce’s wife’s child’s christening, and was urged to be godmother, but I advised her before-hand not to do it.
+At Westminster Hall I met with Mr. Paget the lawyer, and dined with him at Heaven.
+To White Hall, where I met with the Act of Indemnity (so long talked of), with the Act of Rate for Pole-money, and for judicial proceedings.
+We found all well below stairs, but the boy in a plight of seeming sorrow; but he is the most cunning rogue that ever I met with of his age.
+But the wench went down and got a candle lighted, and finding the boy in bed, and locking the doors fast, we slept well.
+The noise was the boy, we did believe, got in a desperate mood out of his bed to do himself or William some mischief.
+After we were all a-bed, the wench called us to listen of a sudden, which put my wife into such a fright that she shook every joint of her.
+Home, and find that my wife had found out more of the boy’s stealing 6s., and hid it in the house of office, at which my heart was troubled.
+I sent for my boy’s father and had his promise that if I will send home his boy, he will take him notwithstanding his indenture.
+I found my wife had discovered my boy Will’s theft and a great deal more than we imagined, at which I was vexed and intend to put him away.
+To the Church, where we took another view of the place where we had resolved to build a gallery, and have set men about doing it.
+My wife and I examined my boy Will about his stealing of things, but he denied all with the greatest subtlety and confidence in the world.
+Many of my things are quite spoilt with mould by reason of lying so long a shipboard, and my cabin being not tight.
+I fear my boy Will is a thief and has stole some money of mine, particularly a letter that Mr. Jenkins did leave the last week.
+This day I heard my poor mother had then two days been very ill, and I fear she will not last long.
+Saw my Lord Chancellor come into his Great Hall, where wonderful how much company there was to expect him at a Seal.
+I carried home 80l. from the Privy Seal, by coach, and at night spent a little more time with my wife about her music with great content.
+I went all alone to drink at Mr. Harper’s, where I found Mrs. Crisp’s daughter, with whom and her friends I staid and drank.
+At home looking over my papers and books and house as to the fitting of it to my mind.
+I went to the House of Lords, and there staid all the morning, seeing their manner of sitting on woolpacks, &amp;c., which I never did before.
+Some time I spent this morning beginning to teach my wife some scale in music, and found her apt beyond imagination.
+I did receive Major Hart with wine and anchovies, which made me so dry that I was ill with them all night.
+I did give Ely half a crown because I saw that he was ready to cry to see that he could not be entertained by me here.
+These things came up to-day in our smack, and my boy Ely came along with them, and came after office was done to see me.
+Comes another with a brave Turkey carpet and a jar of olives from Captain Cuttance, and a pair of turtle-doves from John Burr to my wife.
+Comes one with a vessel of Northdown ale from Mr. Pierce, the purser, to me.
+In the garden and on the leads at night, and so to supper and to bed.
+With Sir W. Pen to the church, where we are placed in the highest pew of all, where a stranger preached a dry and tedious long sermon.
+This night W. Hewer brought me home from Mr. Pim’s my velvet coat and cap, the first that ever I had. So to bed.
+To Westminster Hall for a new half-shirt of Mrs. Lane, and so home by water.
+There coming to us Mr. Fowler the apothecary (the judge’s son) with a book of lute lessons which his father had left there for me.
+I took Mr. Turner and Mr. Moore to the Leg, and did give them a dinner, and then to the Sun Tavern, and did give Mr. Turner a glass of wine.
+Mr. Turner and I by coach from to Whitehall to Sir G. Carteret, where we there made up an estimate of the debts of the Navy for the Council.
+Into Paul’s Churchyard and bought Barkley’s Argenis in Latin, and so home and to bed.
+I found Dr. T. Pepys a weak man, and speaks the worst French that ever I heard of one that had been so long beyond sea.
+My father came in, and Dr. T. Pepys, who talked with me in French about looking out for a place for him.
+By land to my father’s, where I found my mother not very well. I did give her a pint of sack.
+With them to dinner at a tavern in Thames Street, where they were invited to a roasted haunch of venison and other very good victuals.
+With Sir W. Batten and Sir W. Pen to the church to find out a place where to build a gallery, and did find one which is to be done speedily.
+I met with W. Symons, T. Doling, and Mr. Booth, and with them to the Dogg, where we eat a musk melon, and were very merry.
+To Westminster Hall, where I met with my father Bowyer, and Mr. Spicer, and them I took to the Leg, and did give them a dish or two of meat.
+By water to Doctors’ Commons to Dr. Walker, to give him my Lord’s papers to view over concerning his being empowered to be Vice-Admiral.
+Mr. G. Montagu told me how there was like to be many factions between Marquis Ormond, General Monk, and the Lord Roberts, about Ireland.
+Mr. Hater and I to the office about doing something more as to the debts of the Navy than I had done yesterday.
+Gen. Monk is made Lieutenant of Ireland, which my Lord Roberts (made Deputy) do not like of, to be Deputy to any man but the King himself.
+It being post-night, I wrote to my Lord to give him notice that all things are well.
+I called on Mr. Pim, and found my velvet coat (the first that ever I had) done, and a velvet mantle, which I took to the Privy Seal Office.
+I to Westminster Hall, where there dined one Mr. Hickeman, an Oxford man, who spoke very much against the height of the now old clergy.
+My wife and I went and walked in the garden, and so home to bed.
+I went up to put my papers in order, and finding my wife’s clothes lie carelessly laid up, I was angry with her, which I was troubled for.
+After dinner my wife went and fetched the little puppies to us, which are very pretty ones.
+The lace being of a light colour, and the lace all silver, my wife's new petticoat makes no great show.
+My wife had on her new petticoat that she bought yesterday, which indeed is a very fine cloth and a fine lace.
+Sir W. Batten, Pen, and myself, went to church to demand a pew, which at could not be given us, but we are resolved to have one built.
+My wife tells me that the bitch has whelped four young ones and is well after it, my wife having had a fear that she would die thereof.
+Home by coach, and after being trimmed, leaving my wife to look after her little bitch, which was just now a-whelping, I to bed.
+After the play done, we three went to drink, and by Captain Ferrers’ means, Kinaston and another that acted Archas, came and drank with us.
+One Kinaston, a boy, acted the Duke’s sister, but made the loveliest lady that ever I saw in my life, only her voice not very good.
+Capt. Ferrers took me and Creed to the Cockpitt play, the first that I have had time to see since my coming from sea, “The Loyall Subject”.
+My father has persuaded my wife to buy a most fine cloth of 26s. a yard, and a rich lace, at which I was troubled, but I could not be angry.
+I took my wife towards Westminster by water, and landed her at Whitefriars, with 5l. to buy her a petticoat.
+This night I saw Mr. Creed show many the strangest evasions to shift off his drink I ever saw in my life.
+To Mr. Pim, the tailor’s, who took us to the Half Moon, and there did give us great store of wine and anchovies, and would pay for them all.
+Home to dinner where Mr. Unthanke, my wife’s tailor, dined with us, we having nothing but a dish of sheep’s trotters.
+Mr. Madge took me with him and Capt. Cooke and other masters of music to an ordinary at Charing Cross where we dined, all paying their club.
+My Lord speaking that it was not the salary of any place that did make a man rich, but the opportunity of getting money while in the place.
+My Lord (all things being ready) carried me by coach to Mr. Crew’s, where he took leave, and went into the coach, and so for Hinchinbroke.
+To my Lord’s, and he did give me direction about his business in his absence, he intending to go into the country to-morrow morning.
+To Westminster Hall, where I staid at Mrs. Michell’s, and with her and her husband sent for some drink, and drank with them.
+The King do tire all his people that are about him with early rising since he came.
+To White Hall, where I found the King gone this morning by 5 of the clock to see a Dutch pleasure-boat below bridge, where he dines.
+Home with my wife by water, where I made good sport with having the girl and the boy to comb my head, before I went to bed, in the kitchen.
+Captain Cuttance of the Speedwell brought me a firkin of butter for my wife, which is very welcome.
+I did also make even with Mr. Fairbrother for my degree of Master of Arts, which cost me about 9l. 16s.
+My father, after dinner, takes leave, after I had given him 40s. for the last half year for my brother John at Cambridge.
+Home by water to the Tower, where my father, Mr. Fairbrother, and Cooke dined with me.
+To the Privy Seal, and thence to my Lord’s, where Mr. Pim, the tailor, and I agreed upon making me a velvet coat.
+Home by coach, and took my 100l. that I had formerly left at Mr. Rawlinson’s, which is the first that ever I was master of at once.
+I to my Lord’s; where he told me that he would suddenly go into the country, and so did commend the business of his sea commission to me.
+My father and Creed and I to the old Rhenish Winehouse, and talked and drank till night.
+A sitting day at our office.
+I took Mrs. Lane to my house, where I was exceeding free in dallying with her, and she not unfree to take it.
+Meeting Mrs. Lane of Westminster Hall, I took her to my Lord’s, and did give her a bottle of wine in the garden.
+After sermon a brave anthem of Captain Cooke’s, which he himself sung, and the King was well pleased with it.
+To White Hall Chappell, where Mr. Calamy preached, and made a good sermon upon these words “To whom much is given, of him much is required.”
+W. Hewer did give me a good reason for his being out; but I thought it a good occasion to let him know that I do expect his being at home.
+I was vexed that W. Hewer was out of doors till ten at night but was satisfied again when my wife told me that he wept because I was angry.
+Home, and then sent for the barber, and was trimmed in the kitchen, the first time that ever I was so.
+I rose to-day without any pain, which makes me think that my pain yesterday was nothing but from my drinking too much the day before.
+Never since I was a man in the world was I ever so great a stranger to public affairs as now I am.
+For this month or two it is not imaginable how busy my head has been
+I to my Lord’s, and went home, taking my lute with me. It had been all this while since I came from sea at my Lord’s for him to play on.
+Crow beat the other by above two miles.
+To Hide Park, and saw a fine foot-race three times round the Park between an Irishman and Crow, that was once my Lord Claypoole’s footman.
+I went and dined at home, and after dinner with great pain in my back I went by water to Whitehall to the Privy Seal.
+I rose with much pain and to the office.
+I had a great deal of pain all night, and a great loosing upon me so that I could not sleep.
+I, having my head full of drink from having drunk so much Rhenish wine in the morning, and more in the afternoon, came home and so to bed.
+To Mrs. Blackburne, who did treat my wife and me with a great deal of civility, and did give us a fine collation of collar of beef, &amp;c.
+To my office of Privy Seal, and, having signed some things, to the Leg in King Street, and, sending for my wife, we dined there very merry.
+We were very merry, and judge Advocate did give Captain Hayward his Oath of Allegiance and Supremacy.
+To the Rhenish Wine-house, and Captain Hayward of the Plymouth, who is ordered to carry my Lord Winchelsea, Embassador to Constantinople.
+We lay there all night very pleasantly, I taking my pleasure with my wife in the morning, the first time after her being eased of her pain.
+My wife and I went to Mrs. Hunt’s, who would needs have us to lie at her house, and would not let us go home to-night.
+Coll. Dillon there, a very merry and witty companion, but methinks they live in a gaudy but very poor condition.
+To Mr. Butler’s to see his daughters, the first time that ever we made a visit to them. We found them very pretty.
+Found my wife pretty well again, and so to bed.
+Sam. Hartlibb staying long I left the coach and walked back again before on foot (a very pleasant walk) to Kensington, where I drank.
+Sam. Hartlibb, took me by coach to Kensington, to my Lord of Holland’s; I staid in the coach while he went in about his business.
+Come Sam. Hartlibb and his brother-in-law, to request my promise of a ship for them to Holland, which I had promised to get for them.
+Mr. Man offered me 1000l. for my office of Clerk of the Acts, which made my mouth water; but I dare not take it till I speak with my Lord.
+To Whitehall at the Privy Seal all the afternoon, and at night with Mr. Man to Mr. Rawlinson’s in Fenchurch Street.
+Home to dinner all alone, my wife being ill in pain a-bed, which I was troubled at, and not a little impatient.
+I got a Gravesend boat, that was come up to fetch some bread, and got them to carry me to the bridge, and so home, where I found my wife.
+To Westminster stairs, where I saw a fray between Mynheer Clinke, a Dutchman, and a waterman, which made good sport.
+To see W. Howe at Mr. Pierces, where I staid singing of songs and psalms an hour or two, and were very pleasant with Mrs. Pierce and him.
+After dinner to St. Margaret’s, where the first time I ever heard Common Prayer in that Church.
+My wife being much in pain, I went to Dr. Williams, in Holborn, and he did give me an ointment which I sent home by my boy, and a plaister.
+To bed, having not time to write letters, and indeed having so many to write to all places that I have no heart to go about them.
+Mrs. Shaw did die yesterday and her husband so sick that he is not like to live.
+I found my wife still in pain.
+It being very rainy, and it thundering and lightning exceedingly, I took coach, taking Monsieur L’Impertinent as far as the Savoy.
+I went and bespoke some linen of Betty Lane in the Hall, and after that to the Trumpet, where I sat and talked with her, &amp;c.
+So to a Committee of Parliament (Sir Hen. Finch, Chairman), to give them an answer to an order of theirs.
+Dr. Clerke’s to dinner: I was taken with his lady, a comely, proper woman, though not handsome; a woman of the best language I ever heard.
+Up betimes, and after the barber had done with me, then to the office, where I and Sir William Pen only did meet and despatch business.
+When I came home I found my wife not very well of her old pain in the lip of her chose, which she had when we were married first.
+With my money home by coach.
+My heart rejoiced for God’s blessing to me, to give me this advantage by chance, there being of this 40l. about 10l. due to me.
+To the office of Privy Seal, where I stayed all the afternoon, and received about 40l. for yesterday and to-day.
+Dined with Mr. Blackburne at his house with his friends, where we were very well treated and merry.
+Bought a Lobster, and met with Winter and Mr. Delabarr, and there with a piece of sturgeon of theirs we went to the Sun Tavern and ate them.
+After I had signed all, I went with Dick Scobell and Luellin to drink at a bottle beer house in the Strand.
+Mr. Harper did advise me to act myself at the Privy Seal, but I told him I could not, because I had other business to take up my time.
+I took Mr. Harper to the Leg in King Street, and did give him his dinner.
+Up very early, and by water to Whitehall to my Lord’s, and there to my Lord’s lodging (Wm. Howe being now ill of the gout at Mr. Pierce’s).
+Late home by coach so far as Ludgate with Mr. Mathews, and thence home on foot with W. Hewer with me, and so to bed.
+I took Mr. Crofts and Mathews to the Sun Tavern and there made them drink, and discoursed concerning the office.
+To the Admiralty, and there was doing things in order to the calculating of the debts of the Navy and other business, all the afternoon.
+My Lord and the principal officers met, and had a great discourse about raising of money for the Navy, which is in very sad condition.
+We sat late, discoursing about the worth of my office of Clerk of the Acts, which Mr. Man hath a mind to buy. I asked four years’ purchase.
+I got my 50l., due to me for my first quarter’s salary as Secretary to my Lord, which Tho. Hater received and brought home to me.
+Sat at our office to-day, and my father came this day the first time to see us at my new office.
+Finding my Lord at home I got him to look over my accounts, which he did approve of and signed them, and so we are even to this day.
+With Dick Vines and his brother Payton, we walked to Lisson Green and Marybone and back again.
+To White Hall Chappell, where I heard a cold sermon of the Bishop of Salisbury’s. The ceremonies did not please me, they do so overdo them.
+So many lies I never heard in praise of anything as Mr. Butler told of Ireland.
+I went with Mr. Henson to the Swan Tavern and sent for Mr. Butler, who was now all full of his high discourse in praise of Ireland.
+Meeting with Mr. Henson, who had formerly had the brave clock that went with bullets (which is now taken away from him by the King).
+A boy brought me a letter from Poet Fisher, who tells me that he is upon a panegyrique of the King, and desired to borrow a piece of me.
+Will, my clerk, and I were all the afternoon making up my accounts, and I find myself worth about 100l. after all my expenses.
+Meeting with W. Symons and his wife, and Luellin, and D. Scobell’s wife, we went to Wood’s at the Pell Mell (our old house for clubbing).
+I was told how Baron against all expectation and law has got the place of Bickerstaffe.
+My Lord's patent is done, which he presented upon his knees to the Speaker; and so it was read in the House, and he took his place.
+Thinking to have a meeting, but my Lord could not, it being the day that he was to go and be admitted in the House of Lords.
+Very late home and called in Tower Street, and there at a barber’s was trimmed the first time.
+My Lord took leave of the House of Commons, and had the thanks of the House for his great services to his country.
+I met with Mr. Creed, and with him and a Welsh schoolmaster, a good scholar but a very pedagogue, to the ordinary at the Leg in King Street.
+To White Hall, where I did acquaint Mr. Watkins with my being sworn into the Privy Seal, at which he was much troubled.
+We took the Oath of the Privy Seal, of which I was much glad, though I am not likely to get anything by it at present; but I do desire it.
+My Lord took me to Secretary Nicholas, and there my Lord and I upon our knees together took our oaths of Allegiance and Supremacy.
+Home, and had a chapter read; and I read prayers out of the Common Prayer Book, the first time that ever I read prayers in this house.
+One man was basted by the keeper, for carrying some people over on his back through the water.
+I left my Lord and went to walk in the Park, where great endeavouring to get into the inward Park, but could not get in.
+To White Hall, where I find my Lord at home, and walked in the garden with him, he showing me all the respect that can be.
+To the Six Clerks’ office to Mr Spong for the writings. Dined with him at a club at the next door where we had three voices to sing catches.
+I did this time show so much coldness to W. Joyce that I believe all the table took notice of it.
+To my father’s, where all were at dinner at a venison pasty of the venison that I did give my mother the other day.
+I sent my wife to my father’s and he is to give me 5l. worth of pewter.
+Great talk of the difference between the Episcopal and Presbyterian Clergy, but I believe it will come to nothing.
+I took Mr. Michell and his wife to the Dog Tavern, where I did give them a dish of anchovies and olives and paid for all.
+This day I received my commission to swear people the oath of allegiance and supremacy delivered me by my Lord.
+I to my Lord and found him in bed.
+I landed my wife at Whitefriars with her boy with an iron of our new range which is already broke and my wife will have changed.
+I did lie late a-bed.
+My mind quiet, only a trouble I have for the debts which I have still upon me to the Secretary, Mr. Kipps, and Mr. Spong for my patent.
+I had no great mind to go to my mother, because my father did lay upon me continually to do him a kindness at the Wardrobe.
+In comes one with half a buck from Hinchinbroke, and it smelling strong my Lord did give it me (though it was as good as any could be).
+I did meet with Mr. Pierce, the surgeon, with a porter with him, with a barrel of Lemons, which my man Burr sends me from sea.
+I to bed the first night that I ever lay here with my wife.
+I found my wife in bed and Jane washing the house, and Will the boy sleeping, and a great deal of sport I had before I could wake him.
+Will, Mr. Blackburne’s nephew, is so obedient, that I am greatly glad of him.
+I sent my wife and Mrs. Hunt to buy something for supper; they bought a Quarter of Lamb, and so we ate it, but it was not half roasted.
+I got all my goods packed up and sent away, and my wife and I and Mrs. Hunt went by coach, overtaking the carts a-drinking in the Strand.
+There came to my house before I went out Mr. Barlow, an old consumptive man, and fair conditioned, with whom I did discourse a great while.
+This morning it proved very rainy weather so that I could not remove my goods to my house.
+My patent has cost me a great deal of money, about 40l., which is the only thing at present which do trouble me much.
+My wife and I mightily pleased with our new house that we hope to have.
+My wife at home all the day, she having no clothes out, all being packed up yesterday.
+I fell into discourse of buying paper at the first hand in my office, and Captain Stokes promised me to buy it for me in France.
+To Henry the Seventh’s chapel, where I heard a sermon and spent (God forgive me) most of my time in looking upon Mrs. Butler.
+I find my Lord to be a sceptic in all things of religion, and to make no great matter of anything therein, but to be a perfect Stoic.
+To Westminster Abbey, and in Henry the Seventh’s Chappell heard part of a sermon, the first that ever I heard there.
+Lay long in bed to recover my rest.
+So home, where I found my wife had packed up all her goods in the house fit for a removal. So to bed.
+Into Fenchurch Street, and did give Mr. Butler a glass of wine at Rawlinson’s, and was trimmed in the street.
+I took Mr. Butler with me into London by coach and shewed him my house at the Navy Office.
+To the Leg in King Street and Mr. Eglin gave me a dish of meat to dinner; I sent for Mons. L’Impertinent, where we sat long and were merry.
+To Westminster Hall, where I paid all my debts in order to my going away from hence.
+So to my Lord’s, where I staid doing his business and taking his commands.
+With Major Tollhurst and others to Harper’s, and I sent for my barrel of pickled oysters and there ate them.
+Up early and advised with my wife for the putting of all our things in a readiness to be sent to our new house.
+Here at the old door that did go into Whally's lodgings, my Lord, I, and W. Howe, did stand listening a great while to the music.
+The King and Dukes at the next house with Madame Palmer, a pretty woman that they have a fancy to, to make her husband a cuckold.
+So to the Navy office, and showed her my house, and were both mightily pleased at all things there, and so to my business.
+Went to my wife again, whom I had left in a coach at the door of Hinde Court, and presented her with my patent at which she was overjoyed.
+Went home and brought my wife with me into London, and some money, with which I paid Mr. Beale 9l. in all, and took my patent of him.
+To Worcester House, where by Mr. Kipps’s means, and my pressing in General Montagu’s name to the Chancellor, I did get my seal passed.
+Much troubled in mind about my patent, I went to Mr. Beale again, who had now finished my patent and made it ready for the Seal.
+Mr Beale to be preparing my dockett. Being done, I did give him two pieces, after which it was strange how civil and tractable he was to me.
+By much importunity I got Mr. Spong to go to his office and make an end of my patent.
+We carried it to Mr. Beale for a dockett; but he was very angry, and unwilling to do it, because he said it was ill writ.
+We carried my patent to Worcester House to the Chancellor, where Mr. Kipps, got me the Chancellor’s recepi to my bill.
+To Mr. Spong, whom I found in his night-down writing of my patent, and he had done as far as he could “for that &amp;c.” by 8 o’clock.
+Up early, the first day that I put on my black camlett coat with silver buttons.
+In great trouble because I heard at Mr. Beale’s to-day that Barlow had been there and said that he would make a stop in the business.
+I got Mr. Spong to take my bill to write it himself (which was a great providence that he could do it) against to-morrow morning.
+In a despair went to the Admiralty, where we met the first time, my Lord Montagu, all the rest of the principal Officers and Commissioners.
+I could find none that could write the hand, that were at leisure.
+Mr. Beale not having time to get it done in Chancery-hand, I was forced to run all up and down Chancery-lane, and the Six Clerks’ Office.
+To the House of Lords, and met with Mr. Kipps, who directed me to Mr. Beale to get my patent engrossed.
+By coach to White Hall with Commissioner Pett, where, after we had talked with my Lord, I went to the Privy Seal and got my bill perfected.
+To White Hall, and took out my bill signed by the King, and carried it to Mr. Watkins of the Privy Seal to be despatched there.
+I was vexed to see a busy fellow come to look out the best lodgings for my Lord Barkley, and the combining between him and Sir W. Pen.
+Went all to dinner to the Dolphin, upon Major Brown’s invitation.
+With Sir W. Pen by water to the Navy office, where we met, and dispatched business.
+Home, with my mind pretty quiet: not returning, as I said I would, to see the bride put to bed.
+I got my Lord to go to the Secretary’s, which he did, and desired the dispatch of his and my bills to be signed by the King.
+Among all the beauties there, my wife was thought the greatest.
+Took my wife to a wedding of Nan Hartlib to Mynheer Roder, which was kept at Goring House with very great state, cost, and noble company.
+This day I put on first my new silk suit, the first that ever I wore in my life.
+Captain Holland and Mr. Browne of Harwich took me to a tavern and did give me a collation.
+To the Navy office, where we met and sat, and there I begun to sign bills in the Office the first time.
+Mr. Fairebrother told me how he had perfectly procured me to be made Master in Arts by proxy, which did somewhat please me.
+The Bishop of Chichester preached before the King a flattering sermon, which I did not like that Clergy should meddle with matters of state.
+To White Hall chapel. I heard very good music, the first time that ever I remember to have heard the organs and singing-men in surplices.
+To the Navy Office, where I began to take an inventory of the papers, and goods, and books of the office.
+To the Change, where I bought two fine prints of Ragotts from Rubens, and afterwards dined with my Uncle and Aunt Wight.
+I took an order for the advance of the salaries of the officers of the Navy, and I find mine to be raised to 350l. per annum.
+In the dark W. Howe and I did sing extemporys, and I find by use that we are able to sing a bass and a treble pretty well.
+Mr. Pim took me to the Half Moon, and the house so full that we staid above half an hour before we could get anything.
+Called at Mr. Pim’s, about getting me a coat of velvet.
+Sir Geoffry Palmer, who did give me advice about my patent, which put me to some doubt to know what to do, Barlow being alive.
+My Lord and I, and Mr. Coventry and Sir G. Carteret, took possession of the Navy Office, whereby my mind was cheered but my hopes not great.
+To my Lord’s and dined with W. Howe and Sarah, thinking it might be the last time that I might dine with them together.
+With my Lord at Whitehall, got the order of the Council for us to act.
+Comes Dr. Petty to me, to tell me that Barlow had come to town, and other things, which put me into a despair, and I went to bed very sad.
+Met with Mr. Cooling, who took me to dinner among the gentlemen waiters, and after dinner into the wine-cellar.
+I was forced to walk all the morning in White Hall, not knowing how to get out because of the rain.
+I saw the King, the Dukes, and all their attendants go forth in the rain to the City, and it bedraggled many a fine suit of clothes.
+Mr. Hater was with me to-day, and I agreed with him to be my clerk.
+It rained, which makes us fear that the glory of this great day will be lost; the King and Parliament being to be entertained by the City.
+My brother Tom brought me my jackanapes coat with silver buttons.
+My Lord told me how my orders that I drew about giving us power to act, are granted by the Council. At which he and I were very glad.
+It was strange to see how all the people flocked together bare, to see the King looking out of the Council window.
+I took M. L’Impertinent and W. Bowyer to the Sun Tavern, and gave them a lobster and some wine, and sat talking like a fool.
+To view the houses in Seething Lane, where I find the worst very good, and had great fears in my mind that they will shuffle me out of them.
+I went to the Treasurer’s of the Navy, with whom I spake about the business of my office, who put me into very good hopes of my business.
+Till 2 in the morning writing letters and things for my Lord to send to sea.
+Dr. Petty did tell my Lord that Barlow was a sickly man, and did not intend to execute the place himself, which put me in comfort again.
+My heart was quite pulled down, by being told that Mr. Barlow was to enquire to-day for Mr. Coventry.
+Dined with Mr. Turner, to whom I offered 50l. out of my own purse, which he thanked me for; but I find he hath some design yet in his head.
+The Officers and Commissioners of the Navy, we met and agreed upon orders for the Council to supersede the old ones, and empower us to act.
+Supped with my Lord, he and I together, in the great dining-room alone by ourselves, the first time I ever did it in London.
+We had order to draw up such an order of the Council as would put us into action before our patents were passed. At which my heart was glad.
+My Lord went home, and there the principal Officers of the Navy, among the rest myself was reckoned one.
+All the afternoon with my Lord, going up and down the town
+Met with Washington, with whom I dined at the Bell Tavern, but the rogue had no more manners than to invite me and to let me pay my club.
+Infinite of business that my heart and head and all were full.
+To my Lord’s, where late at night comes Mr. Morland, whom I left prating with my Lord, and so home.
+I saw Mynheer Roder, that is to marry Sam Hartlib’s sister, a great fortune for her to light on, she being worth nothing in the world.
+To the Abbey, where a good sermon by a stranger, but no Common Prayer yet.
+I went to the cook’s and got a good joint of meat, and my wife and I dined at home alone.
+Came home my fine Camlett cloak, with gold buttons, and a silk suit, which cost me much money, and I pray God to make me able to pay for it.
+A letter from Mr. Turner, offering me 150l. to be joined with me in my patent, and to advise me how to keep off Barlow.
+Came Will, my boy, to me; the wench continuing lame, so that my wife could not be longer without somebody to help her.
+Dined at home and Mr. Hawly with me upon six of my pigeons, which my wife has resolved to kill here.
+With my Lord to White Hall, where I saw a great many fine antique heads of marble, that my Lord Northumberland had given the King.
+My Lord bade me get possession of my Patent; and he would do all that could be done to keep Mr. Barlow out.
+Mr. Barlow, my predecessor, Clerk of the Acts, is yet alive and coming up to town to look after his place, which made my heart sad a little.
+Also I got my Lord’s warrant from the Secretary for his honour of Earle of Portsmouth, and Viscount Montagu of Hinchingbroke.
+Up and to White Hall, where I got my warrant from the Duke to be Clerk of the Acts.
+This day or two my maid Jane has been lame, that we cannot tell what to do for want of her.
+I was pleased that I could find out a man by his voice, to be one that sang behind the curtaine formerly at Sir W. Davenant’s opera.
+Our entertainment very good, a brave hall, good company, and very good music.
+I carried my wife and Mrs. Pierce to Clothworkers’-Hall, to dinner, where Mr. Pierce, the Purser, met us.
+To my Lord, who lay a-bed till eleven o’clock, it being almost five before he went to bed, they supped so late last night with the King.
+To Sir G. Downing, the first visit I have made him since he came. He is so stingy a fellow I care not to see him.
+To Mr. Coventry, who told me that he would do me all right in my business.
+My brother Tom came to me with patterns to choose for a suit. I paid him all to this day, and did give him 10l. upon account.
+After a song or two in my chamber in the dark, which do (now that the bed is out) sound very well, I went home and to bed.
+To Westminster, and with Mr. Howe by coach to the Speaker’s, where my Lord supped with the King, but I could not get in.
+Mr. Symons, the Surgeon, told me how he was likely to lose his estate that he had bought, at which I was not a little pleased.
+The officers invited my Lord and his friends to dinner at the Swan, at Dowgate, a poor house and ill dressed, but very good fish and plenty.
+With my Lord to the Duke, where he spoke to Mr. Coventry to despatch my business of the Acts, in which place every body gives me joy.
+Mr. Townsend went with me to Backwell, the goldsmith’s, and there we chose 100l. worth of plate for my Lord to give Secretary Nicholas.
+Went to my house, where I found my father, and carried him and my wife to Whitefriars, and myself to Puddlewharf, to the Wardrobe.
+One Mr. Watts came to me to offer me 500l. if I would desist from the Clerk of the Acts place. I pray God direct me in what I do herein.
+Mr. Throgmorton, a merchant, did give me five pieces of gold for to do him a small piece of service about a convoy to Bilbo, which I did.
+I met with Mr. Kipps, he being now sealbearer to the Lord Chancellor, at which my wife and I are well pleased, he being a good natured man.
+With my wife to Dorset House, to deliver a list of the names of the justices of the peace for Huntingdonshire.
+With my Lord by coach to Mr. Crew’s, and very merry by the way, discoursing of the late changes and his good fortune.
+I met with Mr. Turner of the Navy-office, who did look after the place of Clerk of the Acts. He was very civil to me, and I to him.
+Dined with young Mr. Powell, lately come from the Sound, being amused at our great changes here.
+My mind all this while full of thoughts for my place of Clerk of the Acts.
+Among other letters some simple ones from our Lieutenant, Lieut. Lambert to him and myself, which made Mr. Crew and us all laugh.
+To Whitehall looking for my Lord but in vain, and back again to Mr. Crew’s where I found him and did give him letters.
+Drank my morning draft at Harper’s, and bought a pair of gloves there.
+Changing my Dutch money at Backwell’s for English, and then to Cardinal’s Cap where Mr. Chetwind and the City Remembrancer who paid for all.
+Dined with Mr. Chetwind at Hargrave’s, where a good dinner, where he showed me some good pictures, and an instrument he called an Angelique.
+My Lord told me that he had obtained a promise of the Clerk of the Acts place for me, at which I was glad.
+The King did not come and the poor people were forced to stand in the rain. Afterward he touched them in the Banquetting-house.
+To my Lord’s lodgings, where Tom Guy came to me, and there staid to see the King touch people for the King’s evil.
+To bed, the first time since my coming from sea, in my own house, for which God be praised.
+To Mr. Crew’s, where Mr. Hetley had sent a letter for me, and two pair of silk stockings, one for W. Howe, and the other for me.
+Mrs. Turner told me how my old Lady Middlesex beshit herself the other day in the presence of the King, and people took notice of it.
+Mr. Fuller told me he had the grant of being Dean of St. Patrick’s, in Ireland; I told him my condition, and both rejoiced one for another.
+Mr. Morrice the upholsterer came himself to-day to take notice what furniture we lack for our lodgings at Whitehall.
+I to my Lord’s and gave order for horses to be got to draw my Lord’s great coach to Mr. Crew’s.
+Mr. Hill told me of an offer of 500l. for a Baronet’s dignity, which I told my Lord of in the balcone, and he said he would think of it.
+With my Lord to White Hall, where the Duke of York not being up, we walked a good while in the Shield Gallery.
+To my father’s, where Sir Thomas Honeywood and his family were come, and so we forced to lie all together in a chamber, three stories high.
+Meeting Mr. Blagrave, who went home with me, and did give me a lesson upon the flageolet, and handselled my silver can with my wife and me.
+My Lord and I walked a great while discoursing of the simplicity of the Protector, in his losing all that his father had left him.
+Some poor children had been maintained there, which put my Lord to a stand how to dispose of them, that he may have the house for his use.
+To the Parliament door and came to Mr. Crew’s to dinner with my Lord, and with my Lord to see the great Wardrobe.
+Captain Curle, late of the Maria, gave me five pieces in gold and a silver can for my wife for the Commission I did give him.
+To my Lord, much business. With him to the Council Chamber where he was sworn; and the charge of his being admitted Privy Counsellor is 26l.
+With my wife to my father’s, where met with Swan, an old hypocrite, and with him, his friend and my father, and Scott to the Bear Tavern.
+To my own house, meeting G. Vines, and drank with him at Charing Cross, now the King’s Head Tavern.
+To my Lady Pickering, who did give me the best intelligence about the Wardrobe.
+To my Lord (who lay long in bed this day, because he came home late from supper with the King).
+Called on by Captain Sparling, who did give me my Dutch money again, and so much as he had changed into English money.
+Up by 4 in the morning to write letters to sea and a commission for him that Murford solicited for.
+My wife and the girl and dog came home to-day.
+When I came home I found a quantity of chocolate left for me, I know not from whom.
+My Lord went at night with the King to Baynard’s Castle to supper, and I home to my father’s to bed.
+My Lady Pickering told me of her husband’s case and desired my assistance with my Lord and did give me, wrapped up in paper, 5l. in silver.
+My Lord went into the House of Commons, and there had the thanks of the House for his late service to his King and Country.
+Called on betimes by Murford, who showed me five pieces to get a business done for him and I am resolved to do it.
+My wife went to Huntsmore for her things, and I was very lonely all night.
+This evening my wife’s brother, Balty, came to me to let me know his bad condition and to get a place for him.
+Back again to the Admiralty and so to my Lord’s lodgings, where he told me that he did look after the place of the Clerk of the Acts for me.
+By barge to Stepny with my Lord, where at Trinity House we had great entertainment.
+This day the House made an end of the twenty men to be excepted from pardon to their estates.
+To my Lord’s, where much business and some hopes of getting some money thereby.
+So to my father’s, where Mr. Cook, W. Bowyer, and my coz Roger Wharton supped and to bed.
+After sermon to my Lord. Mr. Edward and I into Gray’s Inn walks, and saw many beauties.
+Just by the window that I stood at sat Mrs. Butler, the great beauty.
+To Mr. Mossum’s again, and so in the garden, and heard Chippell’s father preach, that was Page to the Protector.
+To Mr. Mossum’s; a good sermon. This day the organs did begin to play at White Hall before the King.
+Lay long abed.
+Back with my Lord to my Lady Wright’s and staid till it had done raining, which it had not done a great while.
+Dined at Mr. Crew’s, and after dinner with my Lord to Whitehall. Court attendance infinite tedious.
+Col. Thompson told me as a secret; that the Nazeby was on fire when the King was there, but that is not known; God knows it is quite false.
+To my Lord, and so to White Hall with him about the Clerk of the Privy Seal’s place, which he is to have.
+Murford took me to Harvey’s by my father’s to drink and told me of a business that I hope to get 5l. by.
+Rose betimes and abroad in one shirt, which brought me a great cold and pain.
+To my Lord who told me how the King has given him the place of the great Wardrobe.
+With Mr. Turner to the Dolphin and drunk, and so by water to W. Symons, where D. Scobell with his wife, a pretty and rich woman.
+To Will’s and met William Symons and Doling and Luellin, and with them to the Bull-head, and then to a new alehouse in Brewer’s Yard.
+To a tavern with Washington the Purser, very gallant, and ate and drank. To Mr. Crew’s and laid my money.
+After business done there to the Rhenish wine-house with Mr. Blackburne, Creed, and Wivell.
+By water with my Lord in a boat to Westminster, and to the Admiralty, now in a new place.
+So to Mr. Crew’s, where I blotted a new carpet that was hired, but got it out again with fair water.
+So to Mr. Crew’s and saw my Lord at supper, and then home, and went to see Mrs. Turner, and so to bed.
+Towards my father’s met my Lord and with him to Dorset House to the Chancellor.
+To the Leg in King Street with Mr. Moore, and sent for L’Impertinent to dinner with me.
+Betimes to my Lord. Extremely much people and business. So with him to Whitehall to the Duke.
+At my father’s found my wife and to walk with her in Lincoln’s Inn walks.
+To White Hall with my Lord and Mr. Edwd. Montagu. Found the King in the Park. There walked. Gallantry great.
+To my father’s and put myself into a handsome posture to wait upon my Lord, dined there.
+Landed at the Temple.
+Paid the house and by boats to London, six boats. Mr. Moore, W. Howe, and I, and then the child in the room of W. Howe.
+To bed late, having first laid out all my things against to-morrow to put myself in a walking garb.
+Come to Gravesend. A good handsome wench I kissed, the first that I have seen a great while.
+At Chatham and Rochester the ships and bridge. Mr. Hetly’s mistake about dinner.
+Came to Canterbury, dined there. I saw the minster and the remains of Becket’s tomb.
+I troubled with the King’s gittar, and Fairbrother, the rogue that I intrusted with the carrying of it on foot, whom I thought I had lost.
+Out early, took horses at Deale.
+The Presbyterians would be angry if they durst, but they will not be able to do any thing.
+Walked up and down with Mr. Moore, who did give me an account of all things at London.
+All the afternoon getting my things in order to set forth to-morrow.
+I was fain to rise and get on my gown, and sleep leaning on my table.
+The people began to wash the deck, and the water came pouring into my mouth, which waked me.
+W. Howe called me up to give him a letter to carry to my Lord that came to me to-day, which I did and so to, sleep again.
+Mr. Cooke told me that my wife he left well at Huntsmore though her health not so constant as it used to be, which my heart is troubled for.
+I had letters come. I had a great deal of talk about my uncle Robert. He told me that he could not tell how his mind stood as to his estate.
+My Lord called for the lieutenant’s cittern, and with two candlesticks with money in them for symballs, we made barber’s music.
+In the evening in my cabin a great while getting the song without book, “Help, help Divinity, &amp;c.”
+I got my Lord to sign my accounts for 115l., and so upon my private balance I find myself confirmed in my estimation that I am worth 100l.
+I took the opportunity to send all my Dutch money to be changed for English money, which is the first venture that ever I made.
+I made an order for Captain Sparling of the Assistance to go to Middleburgh, to fetch over some of the King’s goods.
+The King’s Proclamation against drinking, swearing, and debauchery was read to our ships’ companies, and it gives great satisfaction to all.
+Waked to give some money to Mr. Hetly, who was to go to London with the letters that I wrote yesterday night.
+To set my papers in order, they being increased much upon my hands through want of time to put them in order.
+To cast my accounts up, and find myself to be worth near 100l., for which I bless Almighty God, it being more than I hoped for so soon.
+Captain Holland tells me how every man goes to the Lord Mayor to set down their names, as such as do accept of his Majesty’s pardon.
+Waked by one who when I asked who it was, he told me one from Bridewell, which proved Captain Holland.
+Captain Sparling told us a story, about a gentleman that persuaded a country fool to let him gut his oysters or else they would stink.
+Their pay comes to 6,538l., and the Charles particularly 777l.
+Computing how much the thirty ships that come with the King their pay comes to for a month (because he promised to give them a month’s pay).
+Says my Lord, “We must have a little patience and we will rise together; in the mean time I will do you all the good jobs I can.”
+I took occasion to give my Lord thanks for his love to me in the share that he had given me of his Majesty’s money, and the Duke’s.
+The Captain told me that the Vice-Admiral, Rear-Admiral, and he had been drinking all day.
+The Captain come on board, when I was going to bed, quite fuddled.
+I think myself happier in my wife and estate than the Joyces are in theirs.
+The Joyces grow very rich and very proud but it is no matter, and there was talk that I should be knighted by the King, which they laugh at.
+My poor wife has not been well a week before, but thanks be to God is well again. She would fain see me, but we must be content.
+The Parliament had ordered the 29th of May, the King’s birthday, to be kept as a day of thanksgiving for our redemption from tyranny.
+Mr. Cooke comes from London with letters, leaving all things there very gallant and joyful.
+Captain Jefferys and W. Howe, and the Lieutenant and I to ninepins, where I lost about two shillings and so fooled away all the afternoon.
+I did give Mr. Sheply the fine pair of buckskin gloves that I bought myself about five years ago.
+Mr. Sheply disposed of the money that the Duke of York did give my Lord’s servants, 22 ducatoons came to my share.
+I find myself in all things well as to body and mind, but troubled for the absence of my wife.
+This day the month ends, I in very good health, and all the world in a merry mood because of the King’s coming.
+My pain was gone again that I had yesterday, blessed be God.
+Captain Sparling of the Assistance brought me a pair of silk stockings of a light blue, which I was much pleased with.
+A while below trying with W. Howe some of Mr. Laws’ songs, particularly that of “What is a kiss” with which we had a great deal of pleasure.
+All yesterday and to-day I had a great deal of pain in making water and in my back, which made me afeard. But it proved nothing but cold.
+All this morning making up my accounts, in which I had made myself now worth about 80l., at which my heart was glad, and blessed God.
+The pain that I have got last night by cold is not yet gone, but troubles me at the time of pissing.
+This day, it is thought, the King do enter the city of London.
+The pain that I have got last night by cold is not yet gone, but troubles me at the time of…
+While we were on the top of the cliffe, we saw and heard our guns in the fleet go off for the same joy.
+We found the people at Deal going to make a bonfire, it being the King’s birthday, and had guns which they did fire at my Lord’s coming by.
+My Lord showed me a house that cost a great deal of money, and is built in so inconvenient a place that my Lord calls it the fool’s house.
+On shore we took horses, my Lord and Mr. Edward, Mr. Hetly and I, and three or four servants, and had a great deal of pleasure in riding.
+A strange dream of bepissing myself, which I did, and having kicked my clothes off I got cold; and found myself all muck-wet in the morning.
+A great part of the afternoon at nine-pins with my Lord and Mr. Hetley. I lost about 4s.
+I received in the Captain’s cabin, for my share, sixty ducats. The rest of the morning busy writing letters.
+The Captain did call over all the men in the ship, and give every one of them a ducat of the King’s money that he gave the ship.
+Called up at two in the morning for letters for my Lord from the Duke of York, but I went to bed again till 5.
+I dined in my cabin, where Mr. Drum brought me a lobster and a bottle of oil, instead of a bottle of vinegar, whereby I spoiled my dinner.
+Mr. Thos. Crew and Mr. J. Pickering (who had staid long enough to make all the world see him to be a fool), took ship for London.
+The herald putting the ribbon about my Lord's neck, and the Garter about his left leg, he salutes him with joy as Knight of the Garter.
+Called up by John Goods to see the Garter and Heralds coat, brought by Sir Edward Walker, King at Arms, this morning, for my Lord.
+To bed.
+My Lord has appointed me 30l. out of the 1000 ducats which the King had given to the ship, at which my heart is very much joyed.
+My Lord having been a-shore, the first time that he hath been a-shore since he came out of the Hope, returned with a great deal of pleasure.
+Mr. North and Dr. Clerke and all the great company being gone, I found myself very uncouth all this day for want thereof.
+After a game or two at nine-pins, to work all the afternoon, making above twenty orders.
+The Vice-Admiral is as officious, poor man! as any spaniel can be; but I believe all to no purpose for I believe he will not hold his place.
+Thanks to God I got to bed in my own poor cabin, and slept well till 9 o’clock this morning.
+My Lord did give me order to cause a Crown and C. R. to be made at the head of the coach table, where the King did mark his height.
+The shouting and joy expressed by all is past imagination.
+And so into a stately coach there set for the King, and so away through the town towards Canterbury, without making any stay at Dover.
+The Mayor presented the King from the town a very rich Bible, which he said it was the thing that he loved above all things in the world.
+We got on shore when the King did, who was received by Gen Monk with all imaginable love and respect at his entrance upon the land of Dover.
+Great expectation of the King’s making some Knights, but there was none.
+I spoke with the Duke of York about business, who called me Pepys by name, and upon my desire did promise me his future favour.
+The King and the Dukes did eat their breakfast, and there being set some ship’s diet before them, they eat of pease, pork, and boiled beef.
+By the morning we were come close to the land, and every body made ready to get on shore.
+To bed, coming in sight of land a little before night.
+Dr. Scarborough said that children do, in every day’s experience, look several ways with both their eyes till custom teaches them otherwise.
+Walking upon the decks, where persons of honour all the afternoon, among others, Thomas Killigrew, who told us many merry stories.
+There dined with me Dr. Earle, Mr. Hollis, Dr. Scarborough, Dr. Quarterman, Dr. Clerke, Mr. Darcy and Mr. Fox, where we had brave discourse.
+Up, and made myself as fine as I could, with the Linning stockings on and wide canons that I bought the other day at Hague.
+The King fell into discourse of his escape from Worcester. It made me ready to weep to hear the stories that he told of his difficulties.
+All the afternoon the King walked here and there, up and down (quite contrary to what I thought him to have been), very active and stirring.
+we weighed anchor, and with a fresh gale and most happy weather we set sail for England.
+After dinner the King and Duke altered the name of some of the ships.
+Dined in a great deal of state, the Royall company by themselves in the coach, which was a blessed sight to see.
+Infinite shooting off of the guns, and that in a disorder on purpose, which was better than if it had been otherwise.
+The King, with the two Dukes and Queen of Bohemia, Princess Royal, and Prince of Orange, came on board.
+I hear that His Majesty did with a great deal of affection kiss my Lord upon his first meeting.
+In the morning came infinity of people on board from the King to go along with him.
+The Doctor and I waked very merry, only my eye was very red and ill in the morning from yesterday’s hurt.
+The gun over against my cabin I fired myself to the King; but holding my head too much over the gun, I had almost spoiled my right eye.
+News is sent that the King is on shore; my Lord fired all his guns, all the fleet after him, which fell into disorder which seemed handsome.
+As the Dukes were entered we shot the guns off. After that they went to view the ship all over, and were most exceedingly pleased with it.
+The two Dukes came on board, the Duke of York in yellow trimmings, the Duke of Gloucester in grey and red.
+Up very early, and now beginning to be settled in my wits again, I went about setting down my last four days’ observations this morning.
+I understand that the Parliament had ordered all persons to be secured in order to a trial, that did sit as judges in the late King’s death.
+After dinner, about writing one thing or other all day, and setting my papers in order, having been so long absent.
+Into my naked bed and slept till 9 o’clock, and then John Goods waked me, and the captain’s boy brought me four barrels of Mallows oysters.
+I lay down in my gown upon my bed and slept till the 4 o’clock gun the next morning waked me and mistook the sun rising for the sun setting.
+Through badness of weather we were in great danger, so that of all the company not one but myself that was not sick.
+Commissioner Pett at last came to our lodging, and caused the boats to go off; so we all bid adieu to the shore.
+I went into the church at Scheveling, which was pretty handsome, and in the chancel a very great upper part of the mouth of a whale.
+I talked to her as much as I could, and took occasion, to kiss her hand, but had not the face to offer anything more.
+At last she rose, and then I rose and walked up and down the chamber, and saw her dress herself after the Dutch dress.
+I went to lie down, where in another bed there was a pretty Dutch woman but though I had a month’s-mind I had not the boldness to go to her.
+With Mr. Pickering and the child by waggon to Scheveling.
+To a Dutch house where there was an exceeding pretty lass, right for the sport, but it being Saturday we could not have much of her company.
+To the Hague again playing at crambo in the waggon, Mr. Edward, Mr. Ibbott, W. Howe, Mr. Pinkney, and I.
+We went into a little drinking house where there were a great many Dutch boors eating of fish in a boorish manner, but merry in their way.
+We went to buy some pictures, where I saw a sort of painting done upon woollen cloth, drawn as if there was a curtain over it.
+To the Hague, in our way lighting and going to see a woman that makes pretty rock-work in shells, &amp;c.
+There is a fine Echo under the house in a vault made on purpose with pillars, where I played on my flageolette to great advantage.
+I went along with Commissioner Pett, Mr. Ackworth and Mr. Dawes his friends, to the Princess Dowager’s house again.
+Back by water, where a pretty sober Dutch lass sat reading all the way, and I could not fasten any discourse upon her.
+We also saw the Guesthouse where it was very pleasant to see what neat preparation there is for the poor. We saw one poor man a-dying there.
+Here were very fine organs in both the churches. It is a most sweet town, with bridges, and a river in every street.
+I saw a tomb of the old Prince of Orange; wherein among other rarities there are the angels with their trumpets expressed as it were crying.
+A boy showed us the church where Van Trump lies. There is a sea-fight cut in marble, with the smoke, the best expressed that ever I saw.
+We all took a schuit to Delfe, and very much pleased with the manner and conversation of the passengers, where most speak French.
+Back to the Hague and took a tour or two about the Forehault, where the ladies in the evening do as our ladies do in Hide Park.
+We to the Echo. In a heaven of pleasure and in a strange country, I never was taken up more with a sense of pleasure in my life.
+We went to see a house about half-a-mile or a mile from the Hague, where there is the most beautiful room for pictures in the whole world.
+I and the rest went to see the Queen, who used us very respectfully; her hand we all kissed. She seems a very debonaire, but plain lady.
+From the King to the Lord Chancellor, who did lie bed-rid of the gout: he spoke very merrily to the child and me.
+The King seems to be a very sober man; and a very splendid Court he hath in the number of persons of quality that are about him.
+We kissed the King’s, and the Duke of York’s, and the Princess Royal’s hands.
+They after dinner got the child and me (the others not being able to crowd in) to see the King, who kissed the child very affectionately.
+Before dinner Mr. Edw. Pickering and I, W. Howe, Pim, and my boy, to Scheveling, where we took coach, and so to the Hague.
+Dr. Clerke told me that there was a Portuguese taken yesterday at the Hague, that had a design to kill the King.
+This evening came Mr. John Pickering on board, like an ass, with his feathers and new suit that he had made at the Hague.
+My Lord and we at ninepins this afternoon upon the Quarterdeck, which was very pretty sport.
+Mr. Edwd. Pickering told me in what a sad, poor condition for clothes and money the King was, and all his attendants.
+Word that the King would come to the shore to look upon the fleet to-day. We had our guns ready to fire, but he did not come.
+To dinner, where Commissioner Pett was come to take care to get all things ready for the King on board.
+My Lord sent for me, intending to have me play at cards with him, but I not knowing cribbage, we fell into discourse of many things.
+My Lord is sceptical, saying that the Protestants as to the Church of Rome are wholly fanatiques: he likes uniformity and form of prayer.
+My Lord called me to show me his fine cloathes which indeed are rich as gold and silver can make them, only his sword he and I do not like.
+Mr. Morland was here on board, but I do not find that any body did give him any respect, he being looked upon by all men as a knave.
+Coming on board we found all the Commissioners of the House of Lords at dinner with my Lord, who after dinner went away for shore.
+We saw boats overset and the gallants forced to be pulled on shore by the heels, while their trunks, hats, and feathers, were in the sea.
+The judge, I and my boy by coach to Scheveling again, where we went into a house of entertainment and drank there, the wind being very high.
+To a bookseller’s and bought for the love of the binding three books: the French Psalms in four parts, Bacon’s Organon, and Farnab. Rhetor.
+Every body of fashion speaks French or Latin, or both. The women many of them very pretty and in good habits, fashionable and black spots.
+A schoolmaster that spoke good English and French shewed us the whole town, and indeed I cannot speak enough of the gallantry of the town.
+We saw the soldiers of the Prince’s guard, all very fine, and the burghers of the town with their arms and muskets as bright as silver.
+We lay till past three o’clock, then up and down the Hague, to see it by daylight.
+The Judge and I to another house, and he and I lay in one press bed, there being two more in the same room, but all very neat and handsome.
+This done we went to a place we had taken to sup in, where a sallet and two or three bones of mutton.
+The Prince’s attendance very inconsiderable as for a prince; but yet handsome, and his tutor a fine man, and himself a very pretty boy.
+The Prince comes home, and we found an easy admission.
+Going to see the Prince, he was gone forth with his governor, and so we walked up and down the town and court to see the place.
+Here we walked up and down a great while, the town being now very full of Englishmen, for that the Londoners were come on shore today.
+The Hague is a most neat place in all respects. The houses so neat in all places and things as is possible.
+I took out my flageolette and piped, but I dropped my rapier-stick, but when I came to the Hague, I sent my boy back for it and he found it.
+The two ladies very merrily sang all the way and that very well, and were very free to kiss the two blades that were with them.
+Mr. Creed and I went in the fore part of a coach wherein were two very pretty ladies, very fashionable and with black patches.
+The shore is, as all the country between that and the Hague, all sand.
+They were sent again by my Lord to do the same to the Prince of Orange. I got the Captain to ask leave for me to go, which my Lord did give.
+Mr. North and Dr. Clerke went to kiss the Queen of Bohemia’s hands, from my Lord, with twelve attendants from on board to wait on them.
+Some gentlemen came on board from the shore to kiss my Lord’s hands.
+Some masty Dutchmen came on board to proffer their boats to carry things from us on shore, &amp;c., to get money by us.
+I saw out of the scuttle close by the shore, which afterwards I was told to be the Dutch shore; the Hague was clearly to be seen by us.
+We writ letters to the King of the news of our coming, and Mr. Edward Pickering carried them.
+Mr. Cook, bringing me a letter from my wife and a Latin letter from my brother John, with both of which I was exceedingly pleased.
+A council of war, only to acquaint them that the Harp must be taken out of all their flags, it being very offensive to the King.
+To the quarter-deck. The tailors and painters were at work, cutting out some pieces of yellow cloth into the fashion of a crown and C. R.
+Trimmed in the morning, after that to the cook’s room with Mr. Sheply, the first time that I was there this voyage.
+Upon the quarterdeck the Doctor told Mr. North and me an admirable story called “The Fruitless Precaution,” an exceeding pretty story.
+at cards with Mr. North and the Doctor.
+Coming between Dover and Calais, we could see both places, and very pleasant it was that the further we went the more we lost sight of both.
+The Commissioners are only to come to Dover to attend the coming of the King. So my Lord did give order for weighing anchor, which we did.
+Overtook us three or four gentlemen; two of the Berties, and one Mr. Dormerhoy, a Scotch gentleman, whom I found to be a very fine man.
+I had this morning my first opportunity of discoursing with Dr. Clarke, whom I found to be a very pretty man and very knowing.
+We began to pull down all the State’s arms in the fleet, having first sent to Dover for painters and others to come to set up the King’s.
+Burr going on shore last night made me angry. But he by and by coming and desiring humbly that I would forgive him I did set him to work.
+My Lord called me into his cabin, and told me how he was commanded to set sail presently for the King, and was very glad thereof.
+Mr. Edward Montagu, my Lord’s son, came on board with Mr. Pickering with him. The child was sick in the evening.
+Came on board Mr. Pinkney and his son, going to the King with a petition finely writ by Mr. Whore, for to be the King’s embroiderer.
+After dinner to ninepins and lost 5s.
+Noble brought us certain news that the King was proclaimed yesterday with great pomp, with great joy to us all; for which God be praised.
+Came Mr. Saunderson, that writ the story of the King, hither, who is going over to the King. He calls me cozen and seems a very knowing man.
+My Lord and I to write letters, which we sent by Mr. Cook, who was desirous to go because of seeing my wife before she went out of town.
+Writing a letter to the King, wherein my Lord do give most humble thanks for his gracious declaration; and promises all obedience to him.
+After supper some musique and to bed.
+My letters to-day tell me how it was intended that the King should be proclaimed to-day in London, with a great deal of pomp.
+My Lord and we at nine-pins: I lost 9s.
+Mr. Cook went to Huntsmore to see my wife, and brought her to London, where he left her at my father’s, and speaks well of her love to me.
+After dinner come several persons of honour, as my Lord St. John and others, for convoy to Flushing, and great giving of them salutes.
+A great deal of company, among others Mr. Bellasses, Sir Thomas Lenthropp, Sir Henry Chichley, Colonel Philip Honiwood, and Captain Titus.
+In the afternoon I lost 5s. at ninepins.
+My Lord did give me order to write for silk flags and scarlett waistcloathes. For a rich barge; a noise of trumpets, and a set of fidlers.
+My Lord went this morning about the flag-ships in a boat, to see what alterations there must be, as to the arms and flags.
+Captain Cuttance sent me 12 bottles of Margate ale. Three of them I drank presently with some friends in the Coach.
+I looked over my accounts, and find that, all my debts paid and my preparations to sea paid for, I have 40l. clear in my purse.
+My Lord writ a letter to the King and give it to me to carry privately to Sir William Compton on board the Assistance.
+An officer of Dunkirk told me he was lately with my uncle and Aunt Fenner and that Kate’s fits of the convulsions did hold her still.
+One Mr. Stanley prayed for King Charles, by the Grace of God, &amp;c., which gave great contentment to the gentlemen that were on board here.
+I remember that last night upon discourse concerning Clarges my Lord told me that he was a man of small entendimiento.
+Never was there so general a content as there is now.
+Came Dr Clarges to Deal, going to the King; where the towns-people strewed the streets with herbes against his coming, for joy of his going.
+Very busy writing letters to London, and a packet to Mr. Downing, to acquaint him with what had been done lately in the fleet.
+The twelve companies of the City do give every one of them to his Majesty, as a present, 1000l.
+I wrote to my wife and sent a piece of gold enclosed to her, and wrote also to Mrs. Bowyer, and enclosed a half piece to her for a token.
+Came a packet from London, among the rest a letter from my wife, which tells me that she has not been well which did exceedingly trouble me.
+The rest of the afternoon at ninepins.
+I wrote many letters. To all the copies of the vote of the council of war I put my name that if it should come in print my name maybe at it.
+To supper, and then to writing of letters till twelve at night, and so up again at three in the morning.
+The Duke offers to learn the seaman’s trade of my Lord, in such familiar words as if Jack Cole and I had writ them.
+My Lord showed me a private letter of the King’s, and another from the Duke of York in such familiar style as to their common friend.
+The General began to fire his guns, and so did the Commanders, which was very gallant, and to hear the bullets go hissing over our heads.
+A very brave sight to visit all the ships, and to be received with the respect and honour that I was on board them all.
+After dinner, to the rest of the ships (staid at the Assistance to hear the harper a good while) quite through the fleet.
+I went with Captain Hayward to the Plimouth and Essex, and did what I had to do there and returned, where very merry at dinner.
+Demanding their opinion, the seamen did all of them cry out, “God bless King Charles!” with the greatest joy imaginable.
+I went up to the quarter-deck with my Lord and the Commanders, and there read both the papers and the vote.
+I seemed to draw up a vote, which they passed. Not one seemed to say no to it, though I am confident many in their hearts were against it.
+The Commanders all came on board, and the council sat in the coach, where I read the letter and declaration.
+My Lord summoned a council of war, and in the did dictate to me how he would have the vote ordered which he would have pass this council.
+The contents of the letter are the King’s offer of grace to all that will come in within forty days.
+My Lord showed me the King’s declaration and his letter to the two Generals to be communicated to the fleet.
+Our seamen, as many as had money or credit for drink, did do nothing else this evening.
+Great joy all yesterday at London, and at night more bonfires than ever, and drinking of the King’s health upon their knees in the streets.
+The Commons voted that all books that are out against the King, Lords, and Commons, should be brought into the House and burned.
+The City of London have put a Declaration, wherein they do disclaim their owing any other government but that of a King, Lords, and Commons.
+The House upon reading the letter, ordered 50,000l. to be forthwith provided to send to His Majesty for his present supply.
+The King’s letter was read in the House, wherein he submits himself and all things to them, as to an Act of Oblivion to all.
+Letters tell us the news of the Parliament’s votes yesterday, which will be remembered for the happiest May-day that hath been many a year.
+In the morning at a breakfast of radishes at the Purser’s cabin. After that to writing till dinner.
+I hear they were merry at Deal, setting up the King’s flag, and drinking his health upon their knees in the streets, and firing the guns.
+We heard a great noise, and found it was to save the coxon of the Cheriton, who, dropping overboard, could not be saved, but was drowned.
+To-day I put on my suit that was altered from the great skirts to little ones.
+After dinner to nine-pins, and won something. The rest of the afternoon in my cabin writing and piping.
+Captain Parker came on board, and without his expectation I had a commission for him for the Nonsuch, for which he gave me a French pistole.
+This day I do count myself to have had full two years of perfect cure for the stone, for which God of heaven be blessed.
+It being a very pleasant day, I wished myself in Hide Park.
+The people of Deal have set up two or three Maypoles, and have hung up flags upon the top of them, and do resolve to be very merry to-day.
+To bed very late with drink enough in my head.
+W. Howe got my velvet studying cap and drew some ale into mine too, that we made ourselves a great deal of mirth, but spoiled my clothes.
+W. Howe pulls out the spigot of the little vessel of ale that was there in the cabin and drew some into his mounteere.
+Mr. Sheply, W. Howe and I up to the Lieutenant’s cabin, where we drank, and I and W. Howe were very merry.
+Pleasant my Lord was with Mr Creed and Sheply who he puzzled about the meaning of the three holes he had cut over the chrystal of his watch.
+The Captain did give us such music upon the harp by a fellow that he keeps on board that I never expect to hear the like again.
+To boat again, and went to the Assistance, where we were treated very civilly by the Captain.
+We went to Fuller’s (the famous place for ale), but they have none but what was in the vat.
+We took boat and first went on shore, it being very pleasant in the fields; but a very pitiful town Deal is.
+W. Howe, Mr. Sheply and I got my Lord’s leave to go to see Captain Sparling.
+After dinner to ninepins, W. Howe and I against Mr. Creed and the Captain. We lost 5s. apiece to them.
+All the morning getting instructions ready for the Squadron of ships that are going to-day to the Streights.
+A letter is come from the King to the House, which is locked up by the Council that it may be read in the open House when they meet again.
+All the young lords that were not in arms against the Parliament do now sit.
+After supper my Lord exceeding merry, and he and I and W. Howe to sing, and so to bed.
+I played at ninepins with Mr. Pickering, I and Mr. Pett against him and Ted Osgood, and won a crown apiece of him.
+Late reading my letters, my mind being much troubled to think that we should have any cause to fear any more disappointments therein.
+My Lord told me that the Presbyterians are deceived, for General Monk is certainly for the King’s interest.
+Mr. Moore fears the Cavaliers in the House will be so high, that the others will be forced to leave the House and fall in with General Monk.
+This morning Pim spent in my cabin, putting a great many ribbons to a suit.
+Some musique, where Mr. Pickering beginning to play a bass part upon the viall did it so like a fool that I was ashamed of him.
+Down with J. Goods into my Lord’s storeroom of wine, where it was very pleasant to observe the massy timbers that the ship is made of.
+I was writing of letters, among the rest one to W. Simons, Peter Luellin and Tom Doling which because it is somewhat merry I keep a copy of.
+My Lord told me how he did believe that the Cavaliers have now the upper hand clear of the Presbyterians.
+Twelve of the Lords chose my Lord of Manchester Speaker of the House of Lords and Sir Harbottle Grimstone, Speaker for the House of Commons.
+Came Mr. Donne back from London, who brought letters with him that signify the meeting of the Parliament yesterday.
+I gave the character my Lord, it being very handsomely done and a very good one in itself, but that not truly Alphabetical.
+Home, not a little contented to see how I am treated, and with what respect made a fellow to the best commanders in the Fleet.
+Dined to-day with Captain Clerke on board the Speaker (a very brave ship) where was the Vice-Admiral, Rear-Admiral, and other commanders.
+We had some more good musique and singing of “Turne Amaryllis,” as it is printed in the song book, with which my Lord was very much pleased.
+In the afternoon my Lord gave a great large character to write out, so I spent all the day about it.
+I went where there was many commanders, and pleasant we were on board the London, which hath a state-room much bigger than the Nazeby.
+My Lord fell to singing of a song made upon the Rump, with which he played himself well, to the tune of “The Blacksmith.”
+The first time that we had any sport among the seamen, and there was extraordinary good sport after my Lord had done playing at ninepins.
+Busy getting my packet ready for London, only for an hour or two had the Captain and Mr Sheply in my cabin at the barrel of pickled oysters.
+Several Londoners told us how the King’s Arms are every day set up in houses and churches.
+Late singing with W. Howe, and under the barber’s hands in the coach.
+The Captain treated me huge nobly, giving me a barrel of pickled oysters, and a bottle of wine, which was a very great favour.
+We heard how in many churches in London, and upon many signs there, and upon merchants’ ships in the river, they had set up the King’s arms.
+Mr. Edw. Montagu did go beyond sea when he was here first the other day, and I am apt to believe that he went to speak with the King.
+This evening my head ached exceedingly, which I impute to my sitting backwards in my cabin, otherwise than I am used to do.
+I was pleased to see what a command I have to have every one ready to come and go at my command.
+I was busy to get my window altered, and to have my table set as I would have it, which after it was done I was infinitely pleased with it.
+This day it has rained much, so that when I came to go to bed I found it wet through, so I was fain to wrap myself up in a dry sheet.
+A great deal of business all this day, and Burr being gone to shore without my leave did vex me much.
+At dinner news was brought us that my Lord was chosen at Dover.
+It is evident now that the General and the Council do resolve to make way for the King’s coming.
+The Lords do meet every day at my Lord of Manchester’s, and resolve to sit the first day of the Parliament.
+Dictating to Burr, who wrote above a dozen letters, by which I have made my mind more clear than I have had it yet since I came on board.
+Sir R. Stayner and as many of my Lord’s people as could be spared went to Dover to get things ready against to-morrow for the election.
+Mr. Edward Montagu on board, but what was the business of his coming and making no stay at all I cannot guess.
+So to sleep, every day bringing me a fresh sense of the pleasure of my present life.
+To bed, and shifting myself from top to toe, there being J. Goods and W. Howe sat late by my bedside talking.
+It was so clear that my Lord’s glass shewed us Calais very plain, and the cliffs were as plain to be seen as Kent.
+Getting ready commissions for the Vice-Admiral and the Rear-Admiral, wherein my Lord was careful to express the utmost of his own power.
+Giving out orders to the Commanders of the Fleet to discharge all supernumeraries that they had above the number that the Council had set.
+Mr. Cook waked me where I lay in the great cabin below, and I did give him his packet and directions for London. So to sleep again.
+I hear that since Lambert got out of the Tower, the Fanatiques had held up their heads high, but I hope all that will come to nothing.
+Mr. Cook came back from London with a packet which caused my Lord to be full of thoughts all day.
+My Lord told us that the University of Cambridge had a mind to choose him for their burgess, which he pleased himself with.
+Up early and was trimmed by the barber in the great cabin below.
+This day I heard that the Army had in general declared to stand by what the next Parliament shall do.
+My Lord had his freedom brought him by Captain Tiddiman of the port of Dover, by which he is capable of being elected for them.
+My Lord Lambert is got out of the Towers and there is 100l. proffered to whoever shall bring him forth to the Council of State.
+I saw our boat come with Mr. Pierce in it, who endeavouring to come on board us, had like to have been drowned had it not been for a rope.
+Drank a good morning draught with Mr. Sheply, which occasioned my thinking upon the happy life that I live now.
+What with the goodness of the bed and the rocking of the ship I slept till almost ten o’clock.
+It being very rainy, and the rain coming upon my bed, I went and lay with John Goods in the great cabin below.
+Writing letters to Mr. Downing about my business of continuing my office to myself, only Mr. Moore to execute it for me.
+I went up to the lieutenant’s cabin and there we broached a vessel of ale that we had sent for among us from Deal to-day.
+I set my own things in my cabin and chests in better order than hitherto, and set my papers in order.
+I sent a packet to London with several letters to my friends, as to my wife about my getting of money for her when she should need it.
+I staid the lieutenant late, shewing him my manner of keeping a journal. After that to bed.
+W. Howe and I at our viallins in my cabin, where Mr. Ibbott and the lieutenant were late.
+I am sensible that I have been a little too free to make mirth with the minister of our ship, he being a very sober and an upright man.
+My Lord confessed to me that he was not sure of his own Captain to be true to him, and that he did not like Captain Stokes.
+My Lord and I had a great deal of discourse about the Captains and his interest among them, and had his mind clear to bring in the King.
+Came a packet of letters from London directed to me, among the rest two from my wife, the first that I have since coming away from London.
+The wind was very high, so that a gentleman that was at dinner that came along with Sir John Bloys was forced to rise from table.
+As I was all alone in my cabin, in a melancholy fit playing on my viallin, my Lord and Sir R. Stayner came into the coach and supped there.
+Hither came the Vice-Admiral to us, and sat and talked and seemed a very good-natured man.
+This morning many or most of the commanders in the Fleet came on board and dined here.
+Balty took leave of me to go away to-morrow morning with Mr. Dickering. I lent Balty 15s. which he was to pay to my wife.
+This evening Mr. Sheply came on board, having escaped a very great danger upon a sand coming from Chatham.
+Great was the shout of guns from the castles and ships, and our answers, that I never heard yet so great rattling of guns.
+We came to the Goodwin, so to the Castles about Deal; where our Fleet lay, among whom we anchored.
+I first saw France and Calais, with which I was much pleased, though it was at a distance.
+We had a very fresh gale, which I brooked better than I thought I should be able to do.
+We having sailed all night, were come in sight of the North and South Forelands in the morning.
+We continued sailing when I went to bed, being somewhat ill again.
+Will Howe, the surgeon, parson, and Balty supped in the Lieutenant’s cabin and afterwards sat disputing extemporary prayers, very hot.
+We had a brave wind all the afternoon, and overtook two good merchantmen that overtook us yesterday, going to the East Indies.
+Set sail; in our way I see many vessels and masts, which are now the greatest guides for ships.
+This day Mr. Sheply went to Sheppy.
+Went to bed and got a caudle made me.
+After dinner, and all the afternoon I walked upon the deck to keep myself from being sick.
+My Lord sent for me down to eat some oysters, the best my Lord said that ever he ate in his life, though I have ate as good at Bardsey.
+The wind grew high, and we being among the sands lay at anchor; I began to be dizzy and squeamish.
+It being fine moonshine, I staid late walking upon the quarter-deck with Mr. Cuttance, learning of some sea terms.
+This afternoon I made even with my Lord to this day, and did give him all the money remaining in my hands.
+All the day with Balty walking and talking, we under sail as far as the Spitts.
+W. Howe and I to our viallins, the first time since we came on board.
+Came my brother-in-law Balty to see me, and to desire to be here with me as Reformado, which did much trouble me.
+Mr. Creed brought me 30l., which my Lord had ordered him to pay me upon account, and Captain Clerke brought me a noted caudle.
+Came in the evening to Lee roads and anchored.
+I spent all the afternoon upon the deck, it being very pleasant weather.
+We ready to set sail, which we did about noon.
+My Lord resolved to send the Captain of our ship to Waymouth and promote his being chosen there.
+The Commissioners came to-day, only to consult about a further reducement of the Fleet, and to pay them as fast as they can.
+I dined all alone to prevent company, which was exceeding great to-day, in my cabin.
+Mr. Blackburne told me that it was certain now that the King must of necessity come in.
+There come Colonel Thomson with the wooden leg, and General Pen, and dined with my Lord.
+My heart exceeding heavy for not hearing of my dear wife and indeed I do not remember that ever my heart was so apprehensive of her absence.
+I took the Lieutenant of the Swiftsure, and Mr. Pierce, the surgeon, to my cabin, where we drank a bottle of wine.
+There come many merchants to get convoy to the Baltique, which a course was taken for.
+There was great knocking at my cabin, which with difficulty (so they say) waked me, but it was only for a packet, so went to my bed again.
+My cabin is but little, but very convenient, having one window to the sea and another to the deck, and a good bed.
+After dinner I went in one of the boats with my boy before my Lord, and made shift before night to get my cabin in pretty good order.
+Comes Mr. Ed. Pickering, like a coxcomb. He tells me that the King will come in, but that Monk did resolve to have the doing of it himself.
+Great concourse of commanders here this morning to take leave of my Lord upon his going into the Nazeby.
+I made a commission for Captain Wilgness, of the Bear, to-night, which got me 30s. So after writing a while I went to bed.
+Captain Guy come on board, who tells me that the King will come in, and the soldiers at Dunkirk do drink the King’s health in the streets.
+My Lord did give me a list of the ships that were to be set out. He hath made it his care to put by as much of the Anabaptists as he can.
+Mr. Sheply, Howe, Ibbott, and I supped in my cabin together.
+I did give Mr. Hill that lives in Axe-yard a bottle of wine, and was satisfied of the power that I have to make my friends welcome.
+Captain Jowles of the “Wexford” came on board, for whom I got commission from my Lord to be commander of the ship.
+My Lord and many others went on board the Nazeby, where every thing was out of order, and a new chimney made for my Lord in his bedchamber.
+While my Lord and we were at dinner, the Nazeby came in sight towards us, and at last came to anchor close by us.
+I was saluted with two letters, from some that I had done a favour to, which brought me in each a piece of gold.
+Mr. Sheply returned from London, and told us that the King’s effigies was new making to be set up in the Exchange again.
+The Vice-Admiral did wholly deny any such thing, and protested to stand by the General.
+A whispering of some of the Vice-Admiral’s captains that they were dissatisfied, and did intend to fight themselves, to oppose the General.
+This morning and the whole day busy, and that the more because Mr. Burr was about his own business all the day at Gravesend.
+Supped with my Lord too, with the Captain, and after that to work again till it be very late.
+Sir H. Wright came onboard us about his business of being chosen Parliament-man. My Lord brought him to my cabin, when I was hard a-writing.
+Passing by the Vice-Admiral, the frigates did give us abundance of guns and we them, so much that the report broke the windows in my cabin.
+Mr. Sheply and W. Howe brought some wine and things to eat in my cabin, where we were merry, remembering the day of being cut for the stone.
+All the afternoon very many orders were made, till I was very weary.
+I rose early, and went about making of an establishment of the whole Fleet, and a list of all the ships, with the number of men and guns.
+Within my soul I can and do rejoice, and bless God, being at this time blessed be his holy name, in as good health as ever I was in my life.
+This day it is two years since it pleased God that I was cut of the stone at Mrs. Turner’s in Salisbury Court.
+Sermon again, at which I slept, God forgive me! After that, it being a fair day, I walked with the Captain upon the deck talking.
+Up into the great cabin above to dinner with the Captain, where was Captain Isham and all the officers of the ship.
+Mr. Ibbott, at the end of the table, begun to preach and made a very good sermon, upon the duty of all Christians to be stedfast in faith.
+There was a letter from Mr. Blackburne, who with his own hand superscribes it to S.P. Esq., of which God knows I was not a little proud.
+Letters came from London by our coxon, so they waked me, but I would not rise but bid him stay till morning.
+This day Mr. Creed came on board and dined very boldly with my Lord, but he could not get a bed there.
+At work hard all the day writing letters to the Council, &amp;c.
+The boy Eliezer flung down a can of beer upon my papers which made me give him a box of the ear, it having all spoiled my papers.
+I slept very well, and the weather being good I was not sick at all, yet I know not when I shall be.
+We were late writing of orders for the getting of ships ready, &amp;c.; and making of others to all the seaports between Hastings and Yarmouth.
+I to the cabin allotted for me, which was the best that any had that belonged to my Lord.
+Soon as my Lord on board, the guns went off bravely from the ships.
+We saw the great breach which the late high water had made, to the loss of many 1000l. to the people about Limehouse.
+My Lord and the Captain in one barge, and W. Howe and I, &amp;c., in the other, to the Long Reach, where the Swiftsure lay at anchor.
+My Lord in Sir Wright’s coach with Capt. Isham, Mr. Thomas, J. Crew, W. Howe, and I in a Hackney to the Tower where the barges staid for us.
+Young Reeve brought me a little perspective glass which I bought for my Lord, it cost me 8s.
+Hither came Gilb. Holland, and brought me a stick rapier and Shelston a sugar-loaf, and had brought his wife who he said was a pretty woman.
+To the barber’s and put on my cravat there.
+Up early, carried my Lord’s will in a black box to Mr. William Montagu for him to keep for him.
+This day Mr. Sheply went away on board and I sent my boy with him.
+Took leave of Mr. George Mountagu, and received my warrant of Mr. Blackburne, to be Secretary to the two Generals of the Fleet.
+Took leave of Kate Sterpin who was very sorry to part with me.
+I pray God to keep me from being proud or too much lifted up.
+People now promise me anything; one a rapier, the other a vessel of wine or a gun. One offered me his silver hatband to do him a courtesy.
+I went forth about my own business to buy a pair of riding grey serge stockings and sword and belt and hose.
+The weather continuing very bad my Lord would not go to-day.
+Mr. Hawly came to me and I gave him the key of my house to keep, and he went with me to Mr. Crew’s, and there I took my last leave of him.
+Up very early and set things in order at my house, and so took leave of Mrs. Crispe and her daughter (who was in bed) and of Mrs. Hunt.
+To Crisp’s, where we were very merry; the old woman sent for a supper for me, and gave me a handkercher with strawberry buttons on it.
+To London and took a short melancholy leave of my father and mother without having them to drink or say anything of business one to another.
+To a tavern over against Mr. Pierce’s with judge Advocate Fowler and Mr. Burr, and sat and drank with them two or three pints of wine.
+To my Lord’s, but the wind very high against us, and the weather bad we could not go to-day.
+By reason of rain and an easterly wind, the water was so high that there was boats rowed in King Street and all our yard was drowned.
+Hither comes Pim’s boy, with two monteeres for me to take my choice of, and I chose the saddest colour and left the other for Mr. Sheply.
+W. Simons comes to us and I gave them my foy against my going to sea; and so we took leave one of another, they promising me to write to me.
+My Lord giving me all letters and papers that come to him about business, for me to give him account of when we come on shipboard.
+This morning I rose early and went to my house to put things in a little order against my going, which I conceive will be to-morrow.
+This day my Lord dined at my Lord Mayor’s, and Jasper was made drunk, which my Lord was very angry at.
+My mind is still much troubled for my poor wife, but I hope that this undertaking will be worth my pains.
+The discourse now-a-day is that the King will come again; and for all I see, it is the wishes of all; and all do believe that it will be so.
+With some sea officers to the Swan, where we drank wine till one comes to me to pay me some money from Worcester, viz., 25l.
+Mr. Blackburne told me that it was much to be feared that the King would come in, for all good men and good things were now discouraged.
+Early to my Lord, where infinity of business to do, which makes my head full.
+To Mrs. Crisp, where we sat talking, I giving them the best advice that I could concerning their son, how he should go to sea.
+Called at Mr. Blagrave’s, where I took up my note that he had of mine for 40s., which he did give me as a pawn while he had my lute.
+Mr. Woodfine took me to an alehouse in Drury Lane, and we sat and drank, and ate toasted cakes which were very good.
+To Mr. Mossum’s, where he made a very gallant sermon upon “Pray for the life of the King and the King’s son.” (Ezra vi. 10.)
+To my Lord’s where I gave Captain Williamson commission to be Captain of the Harp, and he gave me a piece of gold and 20s. in silver.
+I rose early and went to the barber’s (Jervas) in Palace Yard and I was trimmed by him, and afterwards drank with him a cup or two of ale.
+To bed, and Laud, Mrs. Crisp’s son lay with me in the best chamber in her house, which indeed was finely furnished.
+I went home with Mr. Crips to his mother’s house by me in Axe Yard, where I found Dr. Clodius’s wife and sat there talking.
+After dinner to my own house, where all things were put up into the dining-room and locked up, and my wife took the keys along with her.
+I did seal my will to my wife, whereby I did give her all that I have in the world, but my books which I give to my brother John.
+Took my wife by coach to the Chequer in Holborn, where, after we had drank, &amp;c., she took coach and so farewell.
+I had much business with my Lord, and papers, great store, given me by my Lord to dispose of as of the rest.
+We rose and I gave my wife some money to serve her for a time, and what papers of consequence I had.
+Bade adieu in bed to the company of my wife.
+From the Hall I went home to bed, very sad in mind to part with my wife, but God’s will be done.
+Yesterday, one came with a ladder to the Great Exchange, and wiped with a brush the inscription that was upon King Charles,
+The whole Hall was joyful thereat, as well as themselves, and now they begin to talk loud of the King.
+To Westminster Hall, where I heard how the Parliament had this day dissolved themselves, and did pass very cheerfully through the Hall.
+So home again, where Will Bowyer came to tell us that he would bear my wife company in the coach to-morrow.
+To Mr. Sheply, to the Rhenish Tavern House, where Mr. Pim, the tailor, was, and gave us a morning draft and a neat’s tongue.
+No sooner out of bed but troubled with abundance of clients, seamen.
+I went to Westminster Hall, and the Parliament sat till ten at night, being expected to dissolve themselves to-day, but they did not.
+Into London by water, and in Fish Street my wife and I bought a bit of salmon for 8d. and went to the Sun Tavern and ate it.
+Packing up my things to be sent by cart with the rest of my Lord’s. So to Will’s, where I took leave of some of my friends.
+By coach to Mrs. Jem, where I staid a while, and so home, and put up my things in a sea-chest that Mr. Sheply lent me, and so to bed.
+Went to the Admiralty, where a strange thing how I am already courted by the people.
+Coming home telling my wife what we had to dinner, she had a mind to some cabbage, and I sent for some and she had it.
+I saw General Monk and methought he seemed a dull heavy man.
+Among others that came to me I hired a boy of Jenkins of Westminster and Burr to be my clerk.
+Things seem doubtful what will be the end of all; for the Parliament seems to be strong for the King while the soldiers do all talk against.
+My Lord told me that I was to be secretary and Creed to be deputy treasurer to the Fleet, at which I was troubled, but I could not help it.
+I took a thing for my cold, namely a spoonful of honey and a nutmeg scraped into it, and so took it into my mouth
+I left my wife at the Exchange and at Bedells the bookseller’s at the Temple gate I paid 12l. 10s. 6d. for Mr. Fuller by his direction.
+The wench rose at two in the morning to wash, and my wife and I lay talking a while. I by reason of my cold could not tell how to sleep.
+After supper home, where the wench had provided all things against tomorrow to wash, and so to bed, where I much troubled with my coughing.
+All the day busy without my band on, putting up my books and things, in order to my going to sea.
+My wife was late making of caps for me, and the wench making an end of a pair of stockings that she was knitting of.
+W. Howe went with me to my office, whither also Mr. Madge comes half foxed and played the fool upon the violin that made me weary.
+I took occasion to tell my wife of my going to sea, who was troubled at it and was at last willing to continue at Mr Bowyer’s in my absence.
+To the Treasurer of the Navy, where I received 500l. for my Lord, and having left 200l. of it with Mr. Rawlinson, I went to the Sun tavern.
+I told my father my resolution to go to sea and consulted with him how to dispose of my wife. We resolved of letting her be at Mr. Bowyer’s.
+Being overheated with drink I made a promise to drink no strong drink this week for I find it makes me sweat and puts me quite out of order.
+All night troubled in my thoughts how to order my business upon this great change with me that I could not sleep.
+Mr. Butler and I to Harper’s, where we sat and drank for two hours; the old woman she was drunk and began to talk foolishly.
+In the Painted Chamber walked a good while; I telling my Lord that I was willing and ready to go with him to sea, he agreed that I should,
+Officers of the Army, and some of the Parliament, had a conference at White Hall to make all right again, but I know not what is done.
+Home about two o’clock, and took my wife by land to Paternoster Row, to buy some Paragon for a petticoat and so home again.
+There was a general damp over men’s minds and faces upon the Officers of the Army being about making a remonstrance against Charles Stuart.
+My father left my uncle with his leg very dangerous, and do believe he cannot continue in that condition long.
+My uncle Wight and I homewards, parted at Fleet Street, where I found my father newly come home from Brampton very well.
+I went to the Pope’s Head Alley and called on Adam Chard, and bought a catcall there, it cost me two groats.
+By appointment to the Angel, where Chetwind, Mr. Thomas and Doling were at oysters, and beginning Lent this day with a fish dinner.
+My Lord offered all the ways that could be, how he might do me good, with the greatest liberty and love that could be.
+I met with Mr. Lynes, the surgeon, who promised me some seeds of the sensitive plant.
+My mind, I must needs remember, has been very much eased and joyed at my Lord’s great expressions of kindness this day.
+Every body now drinks the King’s health without any fear, whereas before it was very private that a man dare do it.
+My Lord told me that he did believe it would not last long if the Protector were brought in; no, nor the King neither.
+The ladies went into the dining-room, where it was full of tag, rag, and bobtail, dancing, singing, and drinking, of which I was ashamed.
+I played upon a viall, and Mr. Tanner a viallin, and were very merry, with a special good dinner, with abundance of wine.
+My Lord asked me whether I could, without too much inconvenience, go to sea as his secretary, and bid me think of it.
+My Lord bade me look out now some good place, and he would use all his own, and all the interest of his friends, to do me good.
+Mr. Hunt told me how the Parliament had voted that the Covenant be printed and hung in churches again.
+Here we staid and drank till Mr. Adams began to be overcome.
+By water to Billingsgate, at the Salutation Tavern, whither Mr. Talbot and Adams came, and bring a great good meat, a ham of bacon, &amp;c.
+Early in the morning Mr. Hill comes to string my theorbo, which we were about till past ten o’clock, with a great deal of pleasure.
+To my mother again, and after supper she and I talked very high about religion, I in defence of the religion I was born in.
+We three to Mr. Messum’s where we met Mons. L’Impertinent, who got us a seat and told me a ridiculous story.
+Before I went to church I sang Orpheus’ Hymn to my viall. After that to Mr. Gunning’s, an excellent sermon upon charity.
+Tom Harper talked huge high that my Lord Protector would come in place again, which is much discoursed of, though I do not see it possible.
+Tom Harper took me to a place in Drury Lane where we drank a great deal of strong water, more than ever I did in my life at one time before.
+I hear this day from many that things are in a very doubtful posture, some of the Parliament being willing to keep the power in their hands.
+Went by appointment to Hering, the merchant, but missed of my money, at which I was much troubled, but could not help myself.
+My Lord told me he feared there was new design hatching, as if Monk had a mind to get into the saddle.
+By coach with my Lord, in our way talking of publick things, and how I should look after getting of his Commissioner’s despatch.
+My brother Tom came and dined with me, and told me that my mother was not very well, and that my Aunt Fenner was very ill too.
+Up to my office, but did nothing. At noon home to dinner to a sheep’s head.
+I met with Mr. Pierce the purser, Lieut. Lambert, Mr. Creed, and Will. Howe, and went with them to the Sun tavern.
+To Westminster Hall, where I found that my Lord was last night voted one of the Generals at Sea, and Monk the other.
+Spent the evening in my study, and so after some talk with my wife, then to bed.
+Great is the talk of a single person, and that it would now be Charles, George, or Richard again.
+To Westminster Hall, where I saw Sir G. Booth at liberty.
+To the Swan tavern, where we drank a quart or two of wine, and so parted.
+I met with Mr. Eglin and Thomas, who took me to the Leg, where we had two brave dishes of meat, one of fish, a carp and some other fishes.
+To Westminster, where at the Sun Mr. Sheply and I spent two or three hours in a pint or two of wine, discoursing of matters in the country.
+Mr. Crew’s coachman was to be buried, he being a day before killed with a blow of one of his horses that struck his skull into his brain.
+To Mr. Crew’s whither Mr. Thomas was newly come to town, to bring the thanks of the county to General Monk for the return of the Parliament.
+Mr. Sheply being not within I went up. Out of the box where my Lord’s pamphlets lay, I chose as many as I had a mind to have for my own use.
+I went to my Lord’s lodgings, thinking to have spoke with Mr. Sheply, having not been to visit him since my coming to town.
+Home, where I found Mr. Sheply, almost drunk, come to see me, afterwards Mr. Spong comes, with whom I went up and played with him a Duo.
+To Mr. Crew’s, and then to Sir Harry Wright’s, where I found my Lord at dinner, who called for me in, and was glad to see me.
+I found and spoke to Nich. Osborne, who told me that it was a thanksgiving-day through the City for the return of the Parliament.
+We found the shops all shut, and the militia of the red regiment in arms at the Old Exchange.
+For London through the forest, where we found the way good, but only in one path, which we kept as if we had rode through a canal.
+Had some red herrings to our breakfast, while my boot-heel was a-mending, by the same token the boy left the hole as big as it was before.
+The road pretty good, but the weather rainy to Eping, where we sat and played a game at cards.
+We went to our Inn, and after eating of something, and kissed the daughter of the house, she being very pretty, we took leave.
+My landlord carried us through a very old almshouse, where forty poor people was maintained; a very old foundation.
+He shewed us excellent pictures; two especially, those of the four Evangelists and Henry VIII. After that I gave the man 2s for his trouble.
+We took the master of the house to shew us Audley End House, in which the form of the whole was exceedingly worth seeing.
+Mr. Blayton and I took horse and straight to Saffron Walden, where at the White Hart, we set up our horses.
+Up, and after I was ready, took my leave of my father, whom I left in bed, and the same of my brother John, to whom I gave 10s.
+I bade good night to my father, but I staid up a little while, playing the fool with the lass of the house at the door of the chamber.
+I caused two bottles of wine to be carried; and I had not the wit to let them know it was I that paid for them, and so I lost my thanks.
+I took my father, and Mr. Pierce, and Mr. Blayton to the Rose Tavern, and gave them wine, not telling them that we had been there before.
+To the Rose Tavern, where we sat and drank, and then Mr. Pechell came to us, and we sat drinking the King’s and his whole family’s health.
+I went to Magdalene College to get the certificate of the College for my brother’s entrance there, that he might save his year.
+Found Mr. Pierce at our Inn, who told us that my Lord was gone from Hinchingbroke to London, at which I was a little put to a stand.
+We heard Mr. Nicholas, of Queen’s College, who I knew in my time to be Tripos, with great applause, upon “For thy commandments are broad.”
+My father and I walked out in the fields behind King’s College, and we met with Mr. Fairbrother, who took us to Botolph’s Church.
+In their discourse I could find that there was nothing at all left of the old preciseness in their discourse, specially on Saturday nights.
+I and Mr. Zanchy went to Magdalene College, where a very handsome supper at Mr. Hill’s chambers, I suppose upon a club among them.
+Mr. Fairbrother, my Cozen Angier, and Mr. Zanchy, to the Three Tuns, where we drank pretty hard and many healths to the King, &amp;c.
+I went to Magdalene College, to Mr. Hill, with whom I found Mr. Zanchy, Burton, and Hollins, and was exceeding civilly received by them.
+My father, brother, and I to Mr. Widdririgton, at Christ’s College, who received us very civilly, and caused my brother to be admitted.
+We two come to Cambridge. To the Falcon, in the Petty Cury, where we found my father and brother very well.
+We lay at the Chequer, playing at cards till supper, which was a breast of veal roasted.
+Up again and as far as Foulmer, within six miles of Cambridge, my mare being almost tired.
+About Ware we overtook Mr. Blayton, brother-in-law to Dick Vines, who went thenceforwards with us, and at Puckeridge we baited.
+Taking horse at Scotland Yard, I rode to Mr. Pierces, who rose, and in a quarter of an hour, we both mounted, and so set forth.
+At Mrs. Michell’s shop staid talking a while with her and Mr. Mumford and drank a pot of ale on a wager that Mr. Prin is not of the Council.
+Mr. Crew told me my Lord was chosen by 73 voices to be one of the Council of State. Mr. Pierpoint had the most, 101, and himself the next.
+Mr. Fuller told my wife and me many stories of his adversities, since these troubles, in being forced to travel in the Catholic countries.
+My birthday, now twenty-seven years.
+To supper, where my Uncle Fenner and Aunt, The., and Joyce at a brave leg of veal roasted, and were merry against John’s going to Cambridge.
+To Mrs. Jemimah, who now hath her instrument about her neck, and indeed is infinitely, altered, and holds her head upright.
+I saw Major-General Brown, who had been banished by the Rump, but now with his beard overgrown, he comes abroad and sat in the House.
+Mr. Pierce found me out, and told me that he would go with me to Cambridge, where Colonel Ayre’s regiment, to which he was surgeon, lieth.
+It was a most pleasant sight to see the City from one end to the other with a glory about it, so high was the light of the bonfires.
+The House has voted the gates of the City to be made up again, and the members of the City that are in prison to be set at liberty.
+The House do intend to do nothing more than to issue writs, and to settle a foundation for a free Parliament.
+Mr. Crew advised me to send for my Lord forthwith, and told me that there is no question that, if he will, he may now be employed again.
+The House had made General Monk, General of all the Forces in England, Scotland, and Ireland.
+Mr. Prin came with an old basket-hilt sword on, and had a great many great shouts upon his going into the Hall.
+General Monk, who came to White Hall this morning, made a speech to them and recommended to them a Commonwealth, and against Charles Stuart.
+Going out I saw many soldiers going towards Westminster, and was told that they were going to admit the secluded members again.
+After a debate upon whether learned or unlearned subjects are the best the Club broke up poorly, and I do not think they will meet any more.
+To the Coffee Club. I heard Mr. Harrington talking of getting another place as the Cockpit, and they did believe it would come to something.
+Reading a pamphlet well writ and directed to General Monk, in praise of the form of monarchy which was settled here before the wars.
+So home, and it raining my wife got my mother’s French mantle and my brother John’s hat, and so we went all along home and to bed.
+To Mrs. Turner where her brother, Mr. Edward Pepys, was there, and I sat a great while talking of public business of the times with him.
+Home, and brought my wife to Mr. Mossum’s to hear him, and indeed he made a very good sermon, but only too eloquent for a pulpit.
+Mr. Gunning did speak largely in commendation of widowhood, and not as we do to marry two or three wives or husbands, one after another.
+This day two soldiers were hanged in the Strand for their late mutiny at Somerset-house.
+With Mr. Wotton to an alehouse and drank while he told me many great stories of comedies that he had formerly seen acted.
+Home to dinner, and then went to my Lord’s lodgings to my turret there and took away most of my books, and sent them home by my maid.
+A great while at my vial and voice, learning to sing “Fly boy, fly boy,” without book.
+This day we are invited to my uncle Fenner’s wedding feast, but went not, this being the 27th year.
+I went into my study and did up my accounts, and found that I am about; 40l. beforehand in the world, and that is all.
+Came Mr. Hills the instrument maker, and I consulted with him about the altering my lute and my viall.
+By having but 3d. in my pocket made shift to spend no more, whereas if I had had more I had spent more. It is an advantage to carry little.
+I winning a quart of sack of Shaw that one trencherfull that was sent us was all lamb and he that it was veal.
+I wrote to my Lord, and gave it old East to carry it to the carrier’s, and to take up a box of china oranges and two barrels of scallops.
+All quiet to see what the Parliament will do about the issuing of the writs for filling up of the House, according to Monk’s desire.
+I met with Osborne, Shaw and Spicer and we went to the Sun in expectation of a dinner, where we had sent us only two trenchers-full of meat.
+With Mr. Hill to Will’s, where I gave him a letter to Nan Pepys, and some merry pamphlets against the Rump to carry to her into the country.
+Called out by Mr. Moore, whose voice my wife hearing in my dressing-chamber, came down and challenged him for her valentine.
+To my office till noon, thence home to dinner, my mouth being very bad of the cancer and my left leg beginning to be sore again.
+My wife and I had some high words upon my telling her that I would fling the dog out at the window if he pissed the house any more.
+Before dinner we went and took a walk round the park, it being a most pleasant day as ever I saw.
+At one end of the street you would think there was a whole lane of fire, so hot we were fain to keep on the further side merely for heat.
+The butchers at the May Pole in the Strand rang a peal with their knives when they were going to sacrifice their rump.
+All along burning, and roasting, and drinking for rumps. There being rumps tied upon sticks and carried up and down.
+In Cheapside there was a great many bonfires, and Bow bells and all the bells in all the churches as we went home were a-ringing.
+Many in the House press for new oaths to be put upon men; whereas we have cause to be sorry for the oaths we have already taken and broken.
+We took coach to Guildhall, where the Hall was full of people expecting Monk and Lord Mayor to come thither, and all very joyfull.
+At last, within Temple Bar, we found a pullet ready roasted, and there we dined.
+I met with Mr. Chetwind who had dined no more than myself and we went toward London, calling at two or three shops but could have no dinner.
+I heard the news of a letter from Monk, who was now gone into the City again, and did resolve to stand for the filling up of the House.
+Parliament has ordered that the Common-council sit no more; but that new ones be chosen according to qualifications they shall give them.
+Monk has pulled down the most part of the gates and chains that they could break down, and he is now gone back to White Hall.
+I went into London to Mr. Fage about the cancer in my mouth, which begins to grow dangerous, who gave me something for it.
+I went home, vexed about this business.
+Squib proved clearly by his patent that the house and office did belong to him. Our lawyer made some kind of opposition, but to no purpose.
+To the Exchequer, where I heard all the afternoon a great many causes before the Barons.
+I got money of Mr. Hawly to pay the lawyer and found Mr. Lenard, one of the Clerks, and took him to the Swan and gave him his morning draft.
+To the Exchequer, and there I made affidavit that Mr. Downing was gone into Holland by order of the Council of State.
+I went home and got some ahlum to my mouth, where I have the beginnings of a cancer, and had also a plaster to my boil underneath my chin.
+The Parliament voted that Monk should pull down the Common-council's gates and portcullisses, which he do intend to do.
+Swan and I to a drinking-house near Temple Bar, where while he wrote I played on my flageolet till a dish of poached eggs was got ready.
+I wrote to my Lord after I had been at the Upper Bench. Sir Robert Pye came to desire his discharge from the Tower; it could not be granted.
+Monk is gone to secure some of the Common-council of the City, who did vote that they would not pay any taxes till the House was filled up.
+Went to bed with my head not well by my too much drinking to-day, and I had a boil under my chin which troubled me cruelly.
+I went away homewards, and in Fleet Street, received a great jostle from a man that had a mind to take the wall, which I could not help.
+My father shewed me a base angry letter that he had received from my uncle Robert about my brother John, at which my father was very sad.
+Sending a porter with the bottles to the Temple I called upon Mrs. Jem, who was frighted till I came to tell her that her mother was well.
+I was called on by Mr. Fossan, my fellow pupil at Cambridge. I took him to the Swan in the Palace yard and drank together our morning draft.
+A little practice on my flageolet, and afterwards in my yard to see my stock of pigeons, which begin now with the spring to breed very fast.
+My Lord St. John is for a free Parliament, and he is very great with Monk, who hath now the absolute command and power to do any thing.
+To Mrs. Ann, and she and I had a very high bout, I rattled her up, she being in her bed, but she becoming more cool, we parted good friends.
+My father dined with me upon my turkey that was brought from Denmark, and after dinner he and I to the Bull Head Tavern.
+To to the Hall, where I stood upon the steps and saw Monk go by, he making observance to the judges as he went along.
+To Westminster, where we found the soldiers all set in the Palace Yard, to make way for General Monk to come to the House.
+A drum came by, beating of a strange manner of beat, which my wife and I wondered at, what the meaning of it should be.
+After sermon I could not find my wife, who promised to be at the gate against my coming out, and waited there a great while.
+I went home and wrote letters into the country by the post, and then played awhile on my lute, and so done, to supper and then to bed.
+Swan shewed us a ballad to the tune of Mardike which was most incomparably wrote, but the song proved but silly, so I did not write it out.
+Met with an acquaintance of Solicitor Ellis in the walks, and went and drank, where I ate some bread and butter, having ate nothing all day.
+The Parliament this morning voted the House to be made up four hundred forthwith.
+In the morning at my lute an hour, and so to my office, where I staid expecting to have Mr. Squib come to me, but he did not.
+We went to the park, where Theoph. outran my wife and another poor woman, that laid a pot of ale with me that she would outrun her.
+In Monk's passing through the town he had many calls to him for a free Parliament, but little other welcome.
+We went walking all over White Hall, whither General Monk was newly come, and saw all his forces march by in good plight and stout officers.
+We took my cozen Roger Pepys to Priors and there bespoke three or four dozen bottles of wine for him against his wedding.
+I took Mrs. Turner and Joyce, and shewed them the manner of the Houses sitting, the doorkeeper very civilly opening the door for us.
+We went to a sport called, selling of a horse for a dish of eggs and herrings, and sat talking there and then parted. Home and to bed.
+I went home, and changing my stockings and shoes, I having left off my great skirt suit, and put on my white suit with silver lace coat.
+A drum was heard to beat a march coming towards them, and they proved to be of the same mind; and so they made a great deal of joy.
+We did see the foot face the horse and beat them back, and stood bawling and calling in the street for a free Parliament and money.
+I took my money and went to Mrs. Johnson, and giving her my money to lay up, Doling and I went up stairs to a window, and looked out.
+Over against Somerset House, hearing the noise of guns, we landed and found the Strand full of soldiers.
+To my office, where I found all the officers of the regiments in town, waiting to receive money that their soldiers might go out of town.
+Came home, where I found Mr. Hunt and his wife who staid and sat with me till 10 and so good night.
+I took some bedding to send to Mrs. Ann for her to lie in now she hath her fits of the ague.
+Colonel Fitch went to the Parliament, and commanded what money could be got for them, and all the rest of the soldiers, who made a mutiny.
+Gammer East told me how they were drawn into the field to-day, and they were ordered to march away to-morrow to make room for General Monk.
+To Mrs. Jem and spoke with Madam Scott and her husband who did promise to have the thing for her neck done this week.
+I went home and dined with my wife on pease porridge and nothing else.
+Went to my office where afterwards the old man brought me my letters from the carrier.
+To Westminster Hall, where all we clerks had orders to wait upon the Committee, at the Star Chamber that is to try Colonel Jones.
+Mr. Hawly newly come from shipboard from his master brought me a letter of direction what to do in his lawsuit with Squib about his house.
+Spent a little time this night in knocking up nails for my hat and cloaks in my chamber.
+There seems now to be a general cease of talk, it being taken for granted that Monk do resolve to stand to the Parliament, and nothing else.
+I went and sat awhile and played at cards with Mrs. Jam, whose maid had newly got an ague and was ill thereupon.
+By my father I understand that my uncle Fenner and my aunt were much pleased with our entertaining them.
+I spent the afternoon in casting up my accounts, and do find myself to be worth 40l. and more, which I did not think.
+I went to Heaven, where Luellin and I dined on a breast of mutton all alone, discoursing of the changes that we have seen.
+I went down and sent a porter to my house for my best fur cap, but he coming too late with it I did not present it to Mr. Downing.
+Mr. Downing took a very civil leave of me, beyond my expectation. I was afraid that he would have told me of removing me from my office.
+Mr. Downing told me that he was resolved to be gone for Holland this morning.
+I went to Mr. Downing and carried him three characters, and then to my office and wrote another, while Mr. Frost staid telling money.
+I fell a writing the characters for Mr. Downing, and I sat up till almost twelve writing, and wrote two of them.
+Coming home my wife told me that Mr. Hawly had been there to speak with me, and seemed angry that I had not been at the office that day.
+I fell to writing of two characters for Mr. Downing, and carried them to him, and he did not like them but corrected them.
+…a dish of fowl, three pullets, two dozen larks in a dish; a great tart, a neat’s tongue, a dish of anchovies; a dish of prawns and cheese.
+To my Lord’s lodgings where my wife had got ready a very fine dinner. viz. a dish of marrow bones; a leg of mutton; a loin of veal;…
+Mr. Evans, my Lady Wright's butler, had me into his buttery, and gave me sack and a lesson on his lute, which he played very well.
+I called at Paul’s Churchyard, where I bought Buxtorf’s Hebrew Grammar; and read a declaration of the gentlemen of Northampton.
+I heard that in Cheapside there had been a gibbet set up, and the picture of Huson hung upon it in the middle of the street.
+By water to my Uncle White’s to dinner, where I met my father, where we alone had a fine jole of Ling to dinner.
+The Parliament gave order that the late Committee of Safety should come before them, and dwall their papers, and their model of Government.
+My father and I spoke privately in the little room to my sister Pall about stealing of things as my wife’s scissars and my maid’s book.
+Mr. Southerne, and Lambert, brought with them the declaration from the Parliament, wherein they declare for law and gospel, and for tythes.
+Mr. Lucy and several other gentlemen coming in after dinner, swearing and singing as if they were mad, only he singing very handsomely.
+We found Mrs. Carrick very fine, and one Mr. Lucy, who called one another husband and wife, and after dinner a great deal of mad stir.
+Took my wife to Mr. Pierces, she in the way being exceedingly troubled with a pair of new pattens, and I vexed to go so slow, it being late.
+I paid Mrs. Michell, my bookseller, and back to Whitehall, and, going through to the Stone Gallery I fell into a ditch, it being very dark.
+I went out and paid Waters, and went to see Mrs. Jem, where I found my Lady Wright, but Scott was so drunk that he could not be seen.
+Came home and found my wife dressing of the girl’s head, by which she was made to look very pretty.
+Called out to carry 20l. to Mr. Downing, and finding Mr. Pierce, the surgeon, I took him to the Axe and gave him his morning draft.
+This day I began to put on buckles to my shoes, which I have bought yesterday of Mr. Wotton.
+To church to Mr. Herring, where a lazy poor sermon.
+My father shewed me a letter from Mr. Widdrington, of Christ’s College, wherein he do express very great kindness for my brother.
+By appointment my wife met me, and so to my father’s to dinner, where we had not been to my shame in a fortnight before.
+Poor Mr. Cook, that is like to be put out of his clerk’s place, came and railed at me for endeavouring to put him out and get myself in.
+To Steadman’s at the Mitre, in Fleet-street, in our way calling on Mr. Fage, who told me how the City have some hopes of Monk.
+To my office where nothing to do.
+To Mr. Downing who chid me because I did not give him notice of some of his guests failed him.
+This day three citizens of London went to meet Monk from the Common Council.
+To Westminster Hall where Mrs. Lane and the rest of the maids had their white scarfs, all having been at the burial of a young bookseller.
+I went to the Coffee Club where there was nothing done but choosing of a Committee for orders.
+By water with Mr. Maylard and Hales to the Swan in Fish Street at our colly feast, where we were very merry at our Jole of Ling.
+To bed.
+With all the Clerks of the Council, and they do all tell me that my name was mentioned the last night, but that nothing was done in it.
+To the French Ordinary, where Mr. Downing this day feasted Sir Arth. Haselrigge, and did stay to put him in mind of me.
+To Whitehall where I met with Sir Ant. Cooper and did give him some answer from my Lord and he did give us leave to keep the lodgings still.
+I feared that Mr. Downing’s doing of it was but only to ease himself of the salary which he gives me.
+I was a little stumbled, and could not tell what to do, whether to thank Mr. Downing or no; but by and by I did; but not very heartily.
+Mr. Downing told me that he had a kindness for me; and that was that he had got me to be one of the Clerks of the Council.
+The world is at a loss to think what Monk will do: the City saying that he will be for them, and the Parliament saying he will be for them.
+To Wilkinson’s, where we had a dinner for Mr. Talbot, Adams, Pinkny and his son, but his son did not come. Here we were very merry.
+Sydenham was voted out of the House for sitting any more this Parliament, and Salloway was voted out likewise and sent to the Tower.
+Mr. Moore told me the reason of his melancholy was unkindness from Mrs. Jane after great expressions of love.
+At Kensington we understood how that my Lord Chesterfield had killed another gentleman about half an hour before, and was fled.
+I took Mr. Woodfine to Will’s and drank with him. Thence to the coach, where my wife was ready, and so we went towards Twickenham.
+I staid up till the bell-man came by just under my window, and cried, “Past one of the clock, and a cold, frosty, windy morning.”
+To the Green Dragon, on Lambeth Hill, and there we sang of all sorts of things, and I ventured with good success upon things at first sight.
+After dinner we had pretty good singing, and Hazard sung alone after the old fashion, which was very much cried up, but I did not like it.
+Mr. Downing did mention to me his going back into Holland, and did ask me whether I would go or no, but gave me little encouragement.
+It being a cold day and a great snow my physic did not work so well as it should have done.
+My brother John came to me, and I corrected his Greek speech to say the Apposition, though I believe he was as well able to do it as myself.
+Having been exceedingly disturbed in the night with the barking of a dog that I could not sleep for an hour or two, I slept late.
+I met with Captain Holland, who told me that he hath brought his wife to my house, so I posted home and got a dish of meat for them.
+I went home and found my wife gone abroad to Mr. Hunt’s, and came in a little after me.
+To Mr. Vines, where he and I and Mr. Hudson played half-a-dozen things, there being there Dick’s wife and her sister.
+I went to Mrs. Jem, and found her up and merry, and that it did not prove the small-pox, but only the swine-pox.
+My wife was unwilling to let me go forth. I saw she followed me, and so I took her round through Whitehall, and so carried her home angry.
+To my office, where nothing to do. So to Will’s with Mr. Pinkney, who invited me to their feast at his Hall the next Monday.
+Mr. Fage told me that Monk’s letter that came to them by the sword-bearer was a cunning piece, and that which they did not much trust to.
+I went to bed, and in discourse broke to my wife what my thoughts were concerning my design of getting money by, &amp;c.
+Finding my letters this day not gone by the carrier I new sealed them, but my brother Tom coming we fell into discourse.
+To the Half Moon, where I found the Captain and Mr. Billingsly, where we were merry, and had the man that plays so well on the Welsh harp.
+I went to see Mrs. Jem, who was in bed, and now granted to have the small-pox.
+To Mr. Steven’s with a pair of silver snuffers, and bought a pair of shears to cut silver, and so homeward again.
+I went towards London, and in my way went in to see Crowly, who was now grown a very great loon and very tame.
+After a game at shittle-cock with Mr. Walgrave and Mr. Edward, I returned to my father, and went to an alehouse.
+Being at Will’s with Captain Barker, who hath paid me 300l. this morning, in comes my father, and with him I walked.
+I went home and wrote a letter, and went to Harper’s, and staid there till Tom carried it to the postboy at Whitehall.
+With Doling to Mother Lams, who told me how this day Scott was made Intelligencer.
+To the Coffee-house, where were a great confluence of gentlemen; viz Mr. Harrington, Poultny, Gold, Dr Petty; &amp;c, where admirable discourse.
+To Westminster, overtaking Captain Okeshott in his silk cloak, whose sword got hold of many people in walking.
+Jenings and I into London (it being through heat of the sun a great thaw and dirty), and coming back drank a pint of wine at the Star.
+into the Hall, and meeting the Quarter Master, Jenings, and Captain Rider, we four went to a cook’s to dinner.
+In my way met with Greatorex, and at an alehouse he showed me the first sphere of wire that ever he made, and indeed it was very pleasant.
+Mr. Hawly told me that I must pay all the money that I have, at which I was put to a great loss how I should get money to make up my cash.
+I heard how the nine officers that had their commissions taken away from them, were commanded to their farthest houses from London.
+To Mrs. Jem’s, and found her in bed, and she was afraid that it would prove the small-pox.
+Into the Hall, where I heard for certain that Monk was coming to London, and that Bradshaw’s lodgings were preparing for him.
+I found Muddiman a good scholar, an arch rogue; though he writes new books for the Parliament, he did declare he did it only to get money.
+I have been troubled with thoughts how to get money to pay them that I have borrowed money of, my money being in my uncle’s hands.
+To Mr. Gunning’s, where a good sermon, wherein he told us good authority for us to believe that Christ did follow his father’s trade.
+And so we went home, and put in at my Lord’s lodgings, where we staid late, eating of his turkey-pie, and reading of Quarles’ Emblems.
+I went to Dr. Whores, where I heard some symphony and songs of his own making, performed by Mr. May, Harding, and Mallard.
+A messenger from Mr. Downing came to fetch me, so I went and was forced to stay in expectation of the French Embassador, who at last came.
+I took Mrs. Turner, Theoph. Madame Morrice, and Joyce, home to my house, and I got a dish of steaks and a rabbit for them.
+I went to Westminster to Mr. Vines, where George and I fiddled a good while, Dick and his wife and her sister being there.
+Went to my cosen, and found them just sat down to dinner, which was good; only the venison pasty was palpable beef, which was not handsome.
+Mr. Sheply and I did eat our breakfast at Mrs. Harper’s, (my brother John being with me) upon a cold turkey-pie and a goose.
+Mr. Fage told me it is true the City had not time enough to do much, but they are resolved to shake off the soldiers.
+I left my wife playing at cards, and went with my lanthorn to Mr. Fage, to consult concerning my nose, who told me it was nothing but cold.
+My wife and I, it being a great frost, went to Mrs. Jem’s, in expectation to eat a sack-posset, but Mr. Edward not coming it was put off.
+Monk and Fairfax were commanded up to town, and the Prince’s lodgings are to be provided for Monk at Whitehall.
+The Parliament hath this night voted that the members that were discharged from sitting in the years 1648 and 49, were duly discharged.
+And so to my office again; where the Excise money was brought, and some of it told to soldiers.
+Home and so to bed, but much troubled with my nose, which was much swelled.
+Home, and from thence to Mr. Hunt’s, and sat with them and Mr. Hawly at cards, and was much made of by them.
+Certain news that my Lord Lambert his forces were all forsaking him, and that he did now declare for the Parliament himself.
+To Shaw, but I found him at cards with Spicer and D. Vines, and could not get him along with me. I was vext at this.
+Some say that Lambert must yield up; others, that he is strong and the Fifth-monarchy-men stick to him if he declares for a free Parliament.
+It snowed hard all this morning, and was very cold, and my nose was much swelled with cold.
+I met with the Clerk and Quarter Master of my Lord’s troop, and took them to the Swan and gave them their morning’s draft.
+I went down into the Hall and to Will’s, where Hawly brought a piece of his Cheshire cheese, and we were merry with it.
+Came Mr. Vanly to me for his half-year’s rent, which I had not in the house, but took his man to the office and there paid him.
+I went home, and there found Mr. Hunt and his wife, and Mr. Hawly, who sat with me till ten at night at cards, and so broke up and to bed.
+The Parliament voted that vacancies, by the death of the old members, shall be filled up; but those that are living shall not be called in.
+To White Hall, where I understood that the Parliament had passed the act for indemnity to the soldiers and officers that would come in.
+Went home, where Mrs. Jem, her maid, Mr. Sheply, Hawly, and Moore dined with me on a piece of beef and cabbage, and a collar of brawn.
+I went to Westminster, where I found soldiers in my office to receive money, and paid it them.
+My wife had a very bad night of it through wind and cold.
+Having not eaten anything but bread and cheese, my wife cut me a slice of brawn which I received from my Lady; as good as ever I had any.
+I went home, and finding my wife gone to see Mrs. Hunt, I went to Will’s, and there sat with Mr. Ashwell talking and singing, and so home.
+Mr. Moore and I and another gentleman went out and drank a cup of ale in the new market, and I eat some bread and cheese for my dinner.
+Great talk that many places have declared for a free Parliament; it is believed they will be forced to fill up the House with old members.
+The House was to-day upon finishing the act for the Council of State, which they did; and were to sit again thereupon in the afternoon.
+I went to Mr. Crew’s and borrowed 10l. of Mr. Andrewes for my own use, and so went to my office, where there was nothing to do.
+Before I went forth old East brought me a dozen of bottles of sack, and I gave him a shilling for his pains.
+Went with my wife to my father’s, and in going observed the great posts which the City have set up at the Conduit in Fleet-street.
+I staid at home all the afternoon, looking over my accounts.
+Dined at home in the garret, where my wife dressed the remains of a turkey, and in the doing of it she burned her hand.
+Went to Mr. Gunning’s chapel, where he made a very good sermon: “That in the fulness of time God sent his Son, made of a woman,” &amp;c.
+My own private condition very handsome, and esteemed rich, but indeed very poor; besides my office, which at present is somewhat uncertain.
+The new Common Council of the City sent to Monk their sword-bearer, to acquaint him with their desires for a free and full Parliament.
+Blessed be God, at the end of the last year I was in very good health, without any sense of my old pain, but upon taking of cold.
+I rose, put on my suit with great skirts, having not lately worn any other clothes but them.
+For which, and all the discomforts that will accompany my being blind, the good God prepare me!
+And so I betake myself to that course, which is almost as much as to see myself go into my grave.
+If there be any thing, which cannot be much, I must endeavour to keep a margin in my book open to add, here and there, a note in short-hand.
+I resolve to have my journal kept by my people in long-hand and must be contented to set down no more than is fit for all the world to know.
+I having kept my journal so long as to undo my eyes almost every time that I take a pen in my hand; whatever comes of it, I must forbear.
+And thus ends all that I doubt I shall be able to do with my own eyes in the keeping of my journal, I being not able to do it any longer.
+To "The World's End," a drinking-house by the Park; and there merry, and so home.
+Being called by my wife, we to the Park, Mary Batelier, and a Dutch gentleman, a friend of hers, being with us.
+Had another meeting with the Duke of York, at White Hall, on yesterday's work, and made a good advance.
+Calling at Michell's, here je did baiser elle, but had not opportunity para hazer some with her as I would have offered if je had had it.
+The ill condition of my eyes, and my neglect for a year or two, hath kept me behindhand in my accounts, so as to render it difficult now.
+Continued all the morning with W. Hewer, upon examining and stating my accounts, in order to the fitting myself to go abroad beyond sea.
+Called by my wife, Mr. Gibson and I, we to the Park, whence the rain sent us suddenly home.
+The Duke of York made a good entrance on my draught of my Instructions to Commanders, as well expressing views of a reformation among them.
+I had my full gaze upon Mrs. Wells, to my great content, she being a woman of pretty conversation.
+Dined with Mr. Chevins his sister: by and by come in Mr. Progers and Sir Thomas Allen, and by and by fine Mrs. Wells, who is a great beauty.
+By water to White Hall, and thence to Sir W. Coventry, where all the morning by his bed-side, he being indisposed.
+To Hyde Park; great store of company, and preparations by the Prince of Tuscany to celebrate with fire-works, for the King's birth-day.
+I heard the Bishop of Peterborough preach but dully; but a good anthem of Pelham's.
+To White Hall, where all very gay; and particularly the Prince of Tuscany very fine, and is the first day of his appearing out of mourning.
+So home, making sport with the Westerne bargees, and my wife and I singing, to my great content.
+With my wife and brother spent the evening on the water, carrying our supper with us, as high as Chelsea.
+Mr. Gibson and I dined at the Swan, and thence calling at the Excise Office for an account of payment of my tallies for Tangier, I home.
+Lord! what a deal of sorry discourse did I hear between the King and several Lords about him here! but very mean methought.
+To St. James's, where the King's being with the Duke of York prevented a meeting of the Tangier Commission.
+To Mr. Creed, at Gresham College, upon some occasions of Tangier; and so home.
+To visit my cozen Creed, and found her ill at home, being with child, and looks poorly.
+Presented by Mr. Browne with a book of drawing by him, lately printed, which cost me 20s. to him.
+So home, met by my wife at Unthanke's.
+Sir E. B. Godfry, having arrested Sir A. Frazier for about 30l, the bailiffs were apprehended, and by the King's command, severely whipped.
+The Queen, as being supposed with child, fell ill, so as to call for Madam Nun, one of her women, from dinner from us.
+The Court full of the news from Capt. Hubbert of The Milford, touching his being shot at and having eight men killed by a French man-of-war.
+Dined at home; and the rest of the day, morning and afternoon, at the Office.
+Having thus waited on the King, spent till four o'clock in St. James's Park, when I met my wife at Unthanke's, and so home.
+The King expressed great sense of my misfortune in my eyes, and concernment for their recovery; and commanded me to give them rest summer.
+Giving order for some business and setting my brother to making a catalogue of my books, I back to W. Hewer to White Hall.
+With my wife spent the evening taking the ayre about Hackney, with great pleasure, and places we had never seen before.
+Called up by Roger Pepys and his son who to church with me, and then home to dinner.
+Dined at home, the rest of the whole day at office.
+Visited by Roger Pepys and Philip Packer and so home.
+Dined at home, where Lewis Phillips, with a friend of his, dined with me.
+I waited with the Office upon the Duke of York in the morning.
+Did a great deal of business, and so with my eyes weary, and my head full of care how to get my accounts settled against my journey, home.
+The whole Office - Brouncker, J. Minnes, T. Middleton, and Captain Cox to dine with the Parish, at the Three Tuns, it being Ascension-day.
+I took out my wife, and to Mr. Holliard's about a swelling in her cheek, but he not at home, and so round by Islington and eat and drink.
+The Duke with much kindness approved of my proposition to go into Holland to observe things there, of the Navy.
+The Duke of York readily took me to his closet, and received my petition, and discoursed about my eyes, and pitied me.
+Mr. May took me to Mr. Chevins's lodgings, and did get me a dish of cold chickens, and wine; I dined like a prince, being before very empty.
+I waited upon the King and Queen all dinner-time, she being in her white pinner and apron; and she seemed handsomer plain so, than dressed.
+The news was talked of Harry Killigrew's being wounded last night, by footmen: they being supposed to be my Lady Shrewsbury's men.
+Me-thought the soldiers' trade but easy as to the mustering of their men, and the men but indifferently ready to perform what was commanded.
+I alone to Hyde Park, and there saw more, walking out of my coach as other gentlemen did, of a soldier's trade, than ever I did in my life.
+My wife has put away Matt upon some falling out; but I did not meddle, because now we may get one that speaks French, to go abroad with us.
+I to the Office, and by and by word is come that my wife hath drawn her mouth, which pleased me, it being well done.
+Leeson, who hath formerly drawn my wife's mouth, he advised her to draw it.
+Dined in my wife's chamber, she being much troubled with the tooth-ake, and I staid till a surgeon of hers come, one Leeson.
+Up, and to St. James's and other places, and then to the office, where all the morning.
+Great the news of the French taking St. Domingo, which troubles us, that they should have the honour of taking it, when we could not.
+By coach to the King's playhouse, and saw "The Spanish Curate" revived, which is a pretty good play, but my eyes troubled with seeing it.
+Up, and to several places doing business, and then home to dinner.
+With my wife to Hyde Park, where a good deal of company, and good weather.
+Drawing up my petition to the Duke, about my eyes, for leave to spend three months out of the Office, to give occasion to a voyage abroad.
+My wife and I at church, our pew filled with Mrs. Backewell, and six more that she brought with her, which vexed me at her confidence.
+Creed do expect a change in our matters, especially as to religion, and fits himself for it by professing himself for it in his discourse.
+I did discourse about evening some reckonings with Creed; but I could not, for my eyes, do it, which troubled me, and vexed him.
+So home, sullen; but then my wife and I by water, with my brother, as high as Fulham, talking and singing.
+To Unthanke's, and find my wife, but not dressed, which vexed me, because going to the Park, and most people going thither, which vexed me.
+Sir Thomas Osborne, placing the virtue of the Office of the Navy upon me, and that for the Comptroller's place no man was fit for it but me.
+The Bishop mighty kind to me, particularly desiring my company another time, when less company there.
+A noble house, and noble attendance in good order; and exceeding great cheer, no where better that ever I think I saw for an ordinary table.
+With Mr. Wren to Lambeth, to dinner with the Archbishop of Canterbury; the first time I was ever there and I have long longed for it.
+I to my business at the Office and so to supper, and talk with my brother, and so to bed.
+Comes my Lord Hinchingbroke, and Sidney, and Sir Charles Harbord, and Roger Pepys, and dined with me; and had a good dinner, and very merry.
+Up, and to the office, where all the morning, it being a rainy foul day.
+My sister is with child, which I know not whether it did more trouble or please me, having no great care for my friends to have children.
+My wife and I home in our coach, and there find my brother John, as I looked for, come to town from Ellington.
+"The Roman Virgin" is but ordinary, I thought; but the trouble of my eyes with the light of the candles did almost kill me.
+My wife and I to the Duke of York's playhouse, and there, in the side balcony, over against the musick, did hear, but not see, a new play.
+Lord! how silly Mrs. Martin talks, of how all the gentry come to visit her, and that she believes her husband is worth 6 or 700l.
+To Mrs. Martin's, and there je did hazer her, she having been a month at Portsmouth with her husband, newly come home from the Streights.
+After some talk with Roger Pepys, and among others Sir Charles Harbord and Sidney Montagu, I invited them to dine with me to-morrow.
+Home and to the office a little, and then home to bed, my eyes being bad.
+My wife and I, by water, up as high as Putney, with the tide, and back again; talking, and singing, and reading a foolish copy of verses.
+Some trouble at Court for fear of the Queen's miscarrying; she being, as they all conclude, far gone with child.
+By and by I up and to the office, where all the morning, and dined at home with my people.
+My wife again up by four o'clock, to go to gather May-dew; and so back home, to bed.
+Povy told me of my gold-lace sleeves in the Park yesterday, which vexed me also, so as to resolve never to appear in Court with them.
+Creed hears how fine my horses and coach are, and advises me to avoid being noted for it, which I was vexed to hear taken notice of.
+To Mrs. Martin's, who is not come to town from her husband at Portsmouth. So to the Swan, and there baiser a new maid that is there.
+In this gentleman's father's time it was so rare for a country gentleman to come to London, that he used to make his will before he set out.
+A family might remain fifty miles from London one hundred years, one hundred miles from London two hundred years.
+Walked to my Lord Crew, whom I have not seen since he was sick, which is eight months ago, and there dined with him: he is mightily broke.
+Mr. Wren and I took boat, thinking to dine with my Lord of Canterbury; but when we come to Lambeth the gate was shut, so we lost our labour.
+My wife come home, and to bed again all well.
+Troubled with my wife's calling her maid up, and rising herself, to go with her coach abroad, to gather May-dew.
+This day I first left off my waistcoat by night, it being so hot as to make me break out, in my hands, which vexes me, but is good for me.
+To eat and drank at "The World's End," where we had good things, and then to the Park till night, being fine weather, and much company.
+To St. Margaret's, Westminster, and here at a distance I saw Betty Michell, but she is become much a plainer woman than she was a girl.
+To church with my wife, leaving Gibson and Tom at work. Dr. Mills preached a dull sermon, and so we home to dinner.
+After dressing in my best suit with gold trimming, I to the Office, and there finishing my notes upon Commanders' Instructions.
+My instrument for perspective gives me great content; but have I fear all the content that must be received by my eyes is almost lost.
+Comes Browne the mathematical instrument maker, and brings me my instrument for perspective made according to the description of Dr. Wren's.
+Comes my bookseller, and brings me home bound my collection of papers, about my Addresse to the Duke of York in August, which makes me glad.
+All the afternoon with Mr. Hater, Gibson, and W. Hewer, drawing up new things in the Instructions of Commanders, which will be good.
+I did alter my side of the table, after eight years sitting on that, but now I am not able to bear the light of the windows in my eyes.
+Comes Lead to me, and my vizards are done, and glasses got to put in and out; and I think I have brought it to the utmost that I can.
+With my wife abroad, with our coach; and to Hackney, and into the marshes, where I never was before, and round about to Old Ford and Bow.
+Madam Williams heard that my wife was going into France this year, which I did not deny. But I wondering how she come to know it.
+I passed by Guildhall, which is almost finished, and saw a poor labourer carried by, I think, dead with a fall, as many there are, I hear.
+Walked home round by the Excise Office, having by private vows last night cleared my mind of the thoughts of going to Deb. at Greenwich.
+To walk in the garden, and so to supper and to bed, my eyes being bad with writing my journal, part of it, to-night.
+With my wife by coach to take the ayre, as far as the Greene Man, pleased with our journey, and our condition of doing it in our own coach.
+My wife read to me the Epistle of Cassandra, which is very good indeed; and the better to her, because recommended by Sheres.
+Home, where my wife ill of those upon the maid's bed, and troubled at my being abroad. So I to the office.
+The Olio not so good as Sheres's. The dinner not extraordinary at all, either for quantity or quality.
+The company very merry at my defending Cambridge against Oxford: and I made much use of my French and Spanish here, to my great content.
+With Sir Thomas Allen, and Sir Edward Scott, and Lord Carlingford, to the Spanish Embassador's, where I dined the first time.
+Lord Brouncker is taken ill of the gout, and says his new lodgings have infected him, he never having had any symptoms of it till now.
+Comes Mr. Hooke; and my Lord, and he, and I into my Lord's lodgings, and there discoursed of many things in philosophy, to my great content.
+Walked with my wife in the garden, and my Lord Brouncker with us, who is newly come to W. Pen's lodgings.
+Comes home my wife, and I had good fortune in being at home, for if Deb. had been found it is forty to one but I had been abroad.
+In great fear of being seen, I to the office, and there all the morning, dined at home.
+I understand Deb. is gone for Greenwich to one Marys's, a tanner's, at which I, was glad, hoping to have opportunity to find her out.
+I tried to have sent a porter to Deb.'s, but durst not trust him, and therefore I took coach, and I sent the coachman to her lodging
+My wife being gone to see her mother at Deptford, I before the office sat went to the Excise Office, and thence stepped into Duck Lane.
+At the office busy all the afternoon, and so to supper and to bed.
+Creed makes no doubt but that all will turn to the old religion, for they cannot hold things in their hands, nor prevent its coming to that.
+To White Hall, and met with Creed, and I took him to the Harp and Balls, and there drank a cup of ale, and discoursed of matters.
+To St. James's, where the Duke of York was playing in the Pell Mell; and so he called me to him, and talked alone to me.
+Home and to supper, and my wife to read, and Tom, my Nepotisme, and then to bed.
+We mighty fine, and people pleased with our coach. I had not on my fine suit, being afeard to wear it, it being so fine with the gold lace.
+By coach, my wife and I, to the Park, and there spent the evening with much pleasure, it proving clear after a little shower.
+We looked upon the picture of Tangier, drawn by Dancre, which my Lord Sandwich admires, as being the truest picture that ever he's saw.
+I saw my Lord, and very kind; and I am glad he is so, I having not wrote to him all the time, my eyes indeed not letting me.
+To White Hall, and there visit my Lord Sandwich, who, after about two months' absence at Hinchingbroke, come to town last night.
+My wife was out of humour, and I vexed at her for it, and she did not rest, so as in the night I was forced to take her and hug her.
+Mr. Sheres took leave of us, he; being this night to set out for Portsmouth post, in his way to Tangier, which troubled my wife mightily.
+Here was W. Batelier and his sister in a borrowed coach, and I took them and we to the lodge; and at the door did give them a syllabub.
+What made it worst, there were so many hackney-coaches as spoiled the sight of the gentlemen's; and so we had little pleasure.
+The day being unpleasing, though the Park full of coaches, but dusty and windy, and cold, and now and then a little dribbling rain.
+People did mightily look upon us; and, the truth is, I did not see any coach more pretty, though more gay, than ours.
+We went through the town with our new liveries of serge, and the horses' manes and tails tied with red ribbons, and the standards gilt.
+My wife mighty earnest to go, though the day was very lowering; and she would have me put on my fine suit, which I did.
+Home, and there find my wife extraordinary fine, with her flowered tabby gown that she made two years ago, now laced exceeding pretty.
+And so did go to the Office in my suit, and sat all the morning, the day looking as if it would be fowle.
+First put on a summer suit this year; but it was not my fine one of flowered tabby vest; but put on the stuff suit I made the last year.
+And so we to supper, myself most weary with walking and standing so much, to see all things fine against to-morrow.
+The poor people did call their fat child Punch. It pleased me that word being become a word of common use for all that is thick and short.
+Most coaches are, now-a-days done so, and it is very pretty when laid on well, and not pale, as some are, even to shew the silver.
+I saw the painter varnish, which is pretty to see how every doing it over do make it more yellow; and it dries as fast as it can be laid on.
+I to my coach-maker's, and there vexed to see nothing yet done to my coach; but I set it in doing.
+To Dancre's, where he was about my picture of Windsor, which is mighty pretty, and so will the prospect of Rome be.
+To Lilly's, the varnisher about my prints, whereof some of them are pasted upon the boards, and to my full content.
+I did visit Mr. Oldenburgh, and did see the instrument for perspective made by Dr. Wren, of which I have one making by Browne.
+To the cutler's, and there did give Tom a sword cost me 12s. and a belt of my owne.
+An oldish woman hath some water good for the eyes, she did dress me, making my eyes smart most horribly, and did give me a glass of it.
+And so to my tailor's: and then to the belt-maker's, where my belt cost me 55s., of the colour of my new suit.
+To the coachmaker's: and I do find a great many ladies sitting in the body of a coach; eating of bread and butter, and drinking ale.
+To the Office, to despatch as much business as I could, that I might be at liberty to-morrow to look after my many things that I have to do.
+Mr. Sheres sent me, in two volumes, Mariana his History of Spaine, in Spanish, an excellent book; and I am much obliged for it to him.
+But this a thing that will make the Parliament and kingdom mad: for with this money the King shall wanton away his time in pleasures.
+I find by Sir H. Cholmly that it is brought almost effect, that for a sum of money we shall enter into a league with the King of France.
+Got my wife to read to me in the Nepotisme, which is very pleasant.
+Up, and to the Office, where all the morning.
+I do resolve upon having the standards of my coach gilt with this new sort of varnish, which will come but to 40s.
+At Mrs. Burnett's shop, I am told by Betty of a great fire happened in Durham-Yard last night, burning the house of one Lady Hungerford.
+At the Temple gate I spied Deb. with another gentlewoman, and Deb. winked on me and smiled, but undiscovered, and I was glad to see her.
+Mr. Sheres come to teach my wife the rules of perspective; he thinks it too hard to teach her, being ignorant of the principles of lines.
+Did a little business at the Treasury chamber, and so homeward, calling at the laceman's for some lace for my new suit, and at my tailor's.
+A fire burst out in a chimney of a house over against Lilly's house, but it was with a gun quickly put out.
+Up, having lain long, and then by coach with W. Hewer to the Excise Office, and so to Lilly's, the Varnisher.
+With my wife to the Park, where very much company. I carried my wife to the Lodge, and there eat a cheese-cake and drank a tankard of milk.
+To write down my journal with the help of my vizard and tube and do find it manageable, but how helpfull to my eyes this trial will shew me.
+Here comes Lead with my vizard, with a tube fastened within both eyes; which, with the help of a glass in the tube, do content me mightily.
+Lead, the vizard-maker, bring me my vizard, with a tube fastened in it, which, I think, will do my business, for the easing of my eyes.
+To the King's house, and there saw "The General" revived - a good play, that pleases me well.
+My wife careful to have a handsome dinner for Mr. Sheres; but yet I see no reason to be troubled at it, he being a civil and worthy man.
+Home to dinner, Mr. Sheres dining with us by agreement.
+At the Exchange, Mr. Sheres helped me to choose a summer-suit of coloured camelott, coat and breeches, and a flowered tabby vest very rich.
+Here, by accident, we met Mr. Sheres, and yet I could not but be troubled, because my wife do so delight to talk of him, and to see him.
+To the King's playhouse, and saw "The Generous Portugalls," a play that pleases me better and better every time we see it.
+By agreement met my wife, and with her to the Cocke, and did give her a dinner, but yet both of us but in an ill humour.
+Heard the complaint of Sir Philip Howard and Watson, the inventors of the business of lackerworke, against the Company of Painters.
+Going to rise, without saying anything, my wife stopped me; and, after a little angry talk, did tell me she spent yesterday with M Batelier.
+Vexed at my wife's not being come home, she being gone again abroad with M. Batelier.
+I did give Captain Deane a Parallelogram, which he is mightily taken with.
+Captain Deane with us; and very good discourse, and particularly about my getting a book for him to draw up his whole theory of shipping.
+My wife, and Mrs. Turner, and Talbot in my coach: and Joyce, W. Batelier, and I, in a hackney, to Hyde Park, where I was ashamed to be seen.
+We did go over the business of the state I had drawn up, to their satisfaction, convincing them of the necessity of providing more money.
+I heard a remarkable cause pleaded between the Farmers of the Excise of Wiltshire, in complaint against the justices of Peace of Salisbury.
+My wife do come home, and I vexed at her staying out so late, but she hath been at home with M. Batelier, so I made nothing of it.
+I know myself so usefull that they will not part with me; I thank God that I can retire, and live with comfort, though not with abundance.
+Captain Deane did tell me the Duke of Buckingham hath a spite at me: and that Sir T. Allen is not my friend; but I am not much troubled.
+I, with Captain Deane, taking a hackney coach, went as far as Stratford, and he offering me a third of the profit of the invention.
+Captain Deane's gun carried the same bullet as strong to the mark, and nearer the mark than theirs, and is more easily managed.
+We walked to the Old Artillery-Ground near the Spitalfields, and now, by Captain Deane's invitation, did go to see his new gun tryed.
+More extraordinary, manly discourse and opportunity of shewing myself, and learning from others, I have not had in my life.
+At noon comes my guest, Mr. Hugh May, and with him Sir Henry Capell, and Mr. Parker; and I had a pretty dinner for them.
+My wife being come home we to talk, there having been nothing yet like discovery in my wife of what hath lately passed with me about Deb.
+Doll Lane's sister being gone to Portsmouth to her husband, I did stay and talk and drink with Doll...
+By water to Westminster Hall, and there did beckon to Doll Lane, now Mrs. Powell, and went to her sister Martin's lodgings.
+I to Westminster Hall, and there walked, expecting to have met Deb., but she not appearing, I being tired with walking went home.
+I had taken occasion to tell Tom and his wife I did intend to give him 40l, and 20l. to his wife, towards their setting out in the world.
+I, having taken leave of Betty, who goes to Putney to school to-morrow, I walked through the rain to the Temple, and there got a coach home.
+I forced to walk to my cozen Turner's, and there find my wife newly gone home, which vexed me.
+The Duke of York told me that the book was left for any of the Lords to view, and to present to the King what they had to say in writing.
+Mr. Williamson did read over our paper, which was bound up in a book. He read it well; and, after read, we were bid to withdraw.
+To my Lord Arlington's, where the King, and the Duke of York, and Prince Rupert, as also Ormond and the two Secretaries.
+All the morning till 2 o'clock at my Office, with Gibson and Tom, about drawing up fair my discourse of the Administration of the Navy.
+I to my wife, and there, my eyes being weary with reading so much: but yet not so much as I was afeard they would, we home to supper.
+The Duke of York with great confidence telling me how matters go among our adversaries, and that he thinks they do begin to flag.
+I spent an hour with Sir W. Coventry reading over my draught of the Administration of the Navy, which he do like very well.
+Home to dinner, and there find Mr. Pierce and he dined with us; and hearing that "The Alchymist" was acted, we did go to the King's house.
+I was in great pain about yesterday still, though for my heart I cannot see it possible how anything could be discovered of it.
+To my wonder, my Lord of Orrery did write this play, trying what he could do in comedy, since his heroique plays could do no more wonders.
+I find my wife and W. Hewer; and Sheres got to them, which, so jealous is my nature, did trouble me, though there is no hurt in it.
+I to the Duke of York's playhouse, and there did get room to see almost three acts of the play; but it seemed to me but very ordinary.
+To White Hall; and there the Office attended the Duke of York; and told that we should not wait on the King, as intended.
+My wife being gone abroad with W. Hewer, to see the new play to-day, at the Duke of York's house, "Guzman," I dined alone with my people.
+To my chamber, where with Mr. Gibson all the morning, and did almost finish what I had to write about the Administration of the Office.
+I took my wife and the two Bateliers, and carried them homeward. I carried the women round by Islington and so down Bishopsgate Street home.
+Up and down the house: the truth is, there are so many bad pictures, that to me make the good ones lose much of the pleasure in seeing them.
+At my cozen Turner's I find they are gone all to dinner to Povy's, and thither I, and there they were all.
+I did give Deb. 20s., and we did agree para meet again in the Hall at Westminster, giving me hopes that she continues modest and honest.
+I led Deb. into an alehouse within the walls, and there she and I fell to talk and baiser la and toker su mammailles, but she mighty coy.
+I did see Deb. on foot and overtook her at the end of Hosier lane, and without standing in the street desired her to follow me.
+After walking up and down by the windmills, I did find Bagwell's wife and talk with her, but the place being full of people, we parted.
+At the office I find Bagwell's wife, who did give me a note into my hand, wherein I find her para invite me para meet her in Moorfields.
+To the Excise Office with W. Hewer, but found some occasion to go another way to the Temple upon business.
+Home, and there to talk and to supper and to bed, all being very safe as to my seeing of poor Deb. yesterday.
+They talk of my Lady Paulina making a good end, and being religious in her lifetime; which I am glad of: but she was always a peevish lady.
+They treat us like strangers, according to the fashion - nothing to drink or eat, which will spoil our having any acquaintance with them.
+We to Creed's, and find him and her, in their new house, and a pretty house it is; but I do not see that they intend to keep any coach.
+To the Duke's play-house, and there saw "The Impertinents," which pleases me well still; but it is with great trouble that I now see a play.
+My great pain is lest God Almighty shall suffer me to find out this girl, whom indeed I love, and with a bad amour.
+God forgive me, I hardly know how to put on confidence enough to speak as innocent, having had this passage to-day with Deb.
+Back to the Park with Mr. May, and so with W. Hewer, who I doubt by my countenance might see some disorder in me, we home by water.
+I did speak to Deb., and did get her pour dire me ou she demeurs now, and did charge her para say nothing of me that I had vu elle.
+In the court-yard, God would have it, I spied Deb., which made my heart and head to work, and I could not refrain, but sent W. Hewer away.
+W. Hewer and I by water to White Hall to look among other things, for Mr. May, to unbespeak his dining with me to-morrow.
+To the Spittle, and heard a piece of a dull sermon to my Lord Mayor and Aldermen, and saw them all ride away, the sight was mighty pleasing.
+I bought a pair of gloves, and fell to talk, and found so much freedom that I stayed there the best part of the morning with great pleasure.
+My wife going down the River to spend the day with her mother at Deptford, I abroad, and first to the milliner's in Fenchurch Street.
+By our own coach home, and after sitting an hour, thrumming upon my viall, and singing, I to bed.
+I do find Backewell's wife something a proud and vain-glorious woman, in telling the number of her servants and family and expences.
+We overtook Alderman Backewell's coach and followed them to their house and there made them the first visit. They received us with civility.
+We saw a prize fought between a soldier and country fellow, who promised the least, and performed the most of valour in his boldness.
+To the Bear-Garden, and there happened to sit by Sir Fretcheville Hollis, who is still full of his vain-glorious and prophane talk.
+To my wife, and so to the Cocke, where we dined, my wife having a desire to eat of their soup made of pease, and dined very well.
+Took Mr. Sheres to see the fine flower-pot I saw yesterday, and did again offer 20l. for it; but he insists upon 50l.
+Set down my journal, with my left eye through my tube, for fourteen days past; which is so much as, I hope, I shall not run in arrear again.
+At the Park, Sir W. Coventry did first see us in a coach of our own; and so did also the Duke of York, who did eye my wife mightily.
+I took my wife to St. James's, and there carried her to the Queen's Chapel, the first time I ever did it; and heard excellent musick.
+The drops of dew on the leaves, so as I was forced, again and again, to put my finger to it, to feel whether my eyes were deceived or no.
+One Evarelst, a Dutchman, did shew us a little flower-pot of his doing, the finest thing that ever, I think, I saw in my life.
+My wife and I out by coach, to Loton, the landscape-drawer, a Dutchman, living in St. James's Market, but there saw no good pictures.
+Captain Trevanion do give it out that I did overrule the Court-martiall against him; perhaps I may receive some wrong by it: but I care not.
+I took occasion to make a step to Mrs. Martin's, the first time I have been with her since her husband went last to sea.
+To Mr. Faythorne's, to have seen an instrument which he was said to have, for drawing perspectives, but he had it not.
+Sir Thomas Allen's coming home is mighty hardly talked on by the merchants, for leaving their ships there to the mercy of the Turks.
+Round by Kingsland and Hogsden home, pleased with my wife's singing with me, by the way.
+With my wife by coach to Islington, to pay what we owe there, for the late dinner at Jane's wedding.
+Going through Smithfield, I did see a coach run over the coachman's neck, and yet the man rose up, and was well, which I thought a wonder.
+To the King, to find Sir Clifford, where the Duke found me which I was sorry for for fear he should think I was making friends on that side.
+I do hear that Betty Turner is to be left at school at Hackney, which I am mightily pleased with; for then I shall, now and then, see her.
+I by coach home, and so to bed, my wife being ill of those, but well enough pleased with my being with them.
+With my cousin Turner and her daughters to Talbot's chamber at the Temple, where the rogue had a pretty dish of anchovies and sweetmeats.
+I sorry to see the City so ill advised as to complain in a thing where their proofs were so weak.
+To the Council-Chamber, and there heard the great complaint of the City, tried against the gentlemen of the Temple, for the late riot.
+To the Cocke, and there find Mr. Turner, Betty, and Talbot Pepys, and mighty merry, this house being famous for good meat.
+To Mrs. Turner's, to call them to dinner, and was overtaken by a porter, with a message from my wife that she was ill.
+Spent the morning with D. Gawden, and took him to the Cocke, and there left him and my clerk Gibson together evening their reckonings.
+Up, and by coach to my cozen Turner's, and invited them to dine at the Cocke to-day.
+Come home my wife, who hath been with Batelier's late, and been dancing, at which I a little troubled, not being sent for thither myself.
+Middleton and I did in plain terms acquaint the Duke of York what we thought and had observed in the late Court-martiall.
+To White Hall, where the Board waited on the Duke of York to discourse about the disposing of Sir Thomas Allen's fleete.
+To Mr. Batelier's to dinner, where my cozen Turner and both her daughters, and Talbot Pepys and my wife, and a mighty fine dinner.
+For a cookmaid, we have used a blackmoore of Mr. Batelier's, Doll, who dresses our meat mighty well, and we mightily pleased with her.
+This day come another new mayd, for a middle mayd, but her name I know not yet.
+We overtook Captain Ferrers upon his fine Spanish horse, and he is a fine horse indeed; but not so good, I think, as I have seen some.
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