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data/faker-3.8.0/lib/locales/en/tea.yml

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+en:
+  faker:
+    tea:
+      variety:
+        black:
+          - Assam
+          - Ceylon
+          - Congou
+          - Darjeeling
+          - Dianhong
+          - Earl Grey
+          - English Afternoon
+          - English Breakfast
+          - Irish Breakfast
+          - Jaekseol
+          - Jiu Qu Hong Mei
+          - Kangra
+          - Keemun
+          - Lady Grey
+          - Lahijan
+          - Lapsang Souchong
+          - Masala Chai
+          - Munnar
+          - Nepali
+          - Nilgiri
+          - Rize
+          - Scottish Breakfast
+          - Sun Moon Lake
+          - Yingdehong
+        oolong:
+          - Alishan
+          - Bai Jiguan
+          - Da Hong Pao
+          - Dancong
+          - Dongding
+          - Dongfang Meiren
+          - Fujian
+          - Gaoshan
+          - Huangjin Gui
+          - Ji Xuan
+          - Lishan
+          - Pouchong
+          - Rougui
+          - Ruan Zhi
+          - Shui Jin Gui
+          - Shui Xian
+          - Tieguanyin
+          - Tieluohan
+          - Tienguanyin
+          - Vietnamese
+        green:
+          - Bancha
+          - Biluochun
+          - Chun Mee
+          - Daejak
+          - Garucha
+          - Genmaicha
+          - Gunpowder
+          - Gyokuro
+          - Hojicha
+          - Huangshan Maofeng
+          - Ipcha
+          - Jungjak
+          - Kabusecha
+          - Kukicha
+          - Longjing
+          - Lu'an Melon Seed
+          - Matcha
+          - Sejak
+          - Sencha
+          - Shincha
+          - Taipin Houkui
+          - Ujeon
+          - Xinyang Maojian
+        white:
+          - Bai Mu Dan
+          - Fujian New Craft
+          - Gongmei
+          - Shou Mei
+          - Yi Zhen Bai Hao
+        herbal:
+          - Anise
+          - Asiatic Penny-Wort
+          - Bael Fruit
+          - Barley
+          - Bee Balm
+          - Boldo
+          - Burdock
+          - Cacao
+          - Caraway
+          - Cat's Claw
+          - Catnip
+          - Cerasse
+          - Chamomile
+          - Che Dang
+          - Chinese Knot-Weed
+          - Chrysanthemum
+          - Cinnamon
+          - Citrus Peel
+          - Dandelion
+          - Dill
+          - Dried Lime
+          - Echinacea
+          - Elderberry
+          - Essiac
+          - European Mistletoe
+          - Fennel
+          - Gentian
+          - Ginger Root
+          - Ginseng
+          - Goji
+          - Hawthorn
+          - Hibiscus
+          - Honeybush
+          - Horehound
+          - Houttuynia
+          - Jiaogulan
+          - Kapor
+          - Kuzuyu
+          - Labrador
+          - Lemon Balm
+          - Lemon Ginger
+          - Lemon Grass
+          - Licorice Root
+          - Lime Blossom
+          - Luo Han Guo
+          - Mint
+          - Moringa
+          - Mountain Tea
+          - Neem
+          - Nettle
+          - New Jersey Tea
+          - Noni
+          - Oksusu Cha
+          - Olive Leaf
+          - Osmanthus
+          - Pandan
+          - Patchouli
+          - Pine
+          - Qishr
+          - Red Clover
+          - Red Raspberry
+          - Roasted Wheat
+          - Rooibos
+          - Rose Hip
+          - Roselle
+          - Rosemary
+          - Sage
+          - Sagebrush
+          - Serendib
+          - Skurayu
+          - Sobacha
+          - Spearmint
+          - Spicebush
+          - Spruce
+          - St. John's Wort
+          - Thyme
+          - Tulsi
+          - Turmeric
+          - Valerian
+          - Verbena
+          - Vetiver
+          - Wax Gourd
+          - Wong Lo Kat
+          - Woodruff
+          - Yarrow
+      type:
+        - Black
+        - Oolong
+        - Green
+        - White
+        - Herbal

data/faker-3.8.0/lib/locales/en/team.yml

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+en:
+  faker:
+    team:
+      creature:
+        - ants
+        - bats
+        - bears
+        - bees
+        - birds
+        - buffalo
+        - cats
+        - chickens
+        - cattle
+        - dogs
+        - dolphins
+        - ducks
+        - elephants
+        - fishes
+        - foxes
+        - frogs
+        - geese
+        - goats
+        - horses
+        - kangaroos
+        - lions
+        - monkeys
+        - owls
+        - oxen
+        - penguins
+        - people
+        - pigs
+        - rabbits
+        - sheep
+        - tigers
+        - whales
+        - wolves
+        - zebras
+        - banshees
+        - crows
+        - black cats
+        - chimeras
+        - ghosts
+        - conspirators
+        - dragons
+        - dwarves
+        - elves
+        - enchanters
+        - exorcists
+        - sons
+        - foes
+        - giants
+        - gnomes
+        - goblins
+        - gooses
+        - griffins
+        - lycanthropes
+        - nemesis
+        - ogres
+        - oracles
+        - prophets
+        - sorcerors
+        - spiders
+        - spirits
+        - vampires
+        - warlocks
+        - vixens
+        - werewolves
+        - witches
+        - worshipers
+        - zombies
+        - druids
+      name:
+        - "#{Address.state} #{creature}"
+      sport:
+        - baseball
+        - basketball
+        - football
+        - hockey
+        - rugby
+        - lacrosse
+        - soccer
+        - buzkashi
+        - cricket
+        - kabaddi
+        - archery
+        - field hockey
+        - wrestling
+        - association
+        - sumo
+        - dandi biyo
+        - league
+        - arnis
+        - bandy
+        - taekwondo
+        - volley ball
+        - oil wrestling
+        - handball
+        - pesäpallo
+        - rugby union
+        - golf
+        - bull fighting
+        - shooting
+        - gymnastics
+        - water polo
+      mascot:
+        - Raymond
+        - Bailey
+        - Rocky
+        - Screech
+        - Steely McBeam
+        - Nordy
+        - Hugo
+        - Griz
+        - Iceburgh
+        - Mr. Redlegs
+        - Benny the Bull
+        - Big Red
+        - Suns Gorilla
+        - Pirate Parrot
+        - Ragar the Viking
+        - JazzBear
+        - Wally the Green Monster
+        - Burnie
+        - K.C. Wolf
+        - Sausages
+        - Mr. Met
+        - Youppi
+        - The Raptor
+        - Jaxson De Ville
+        - Phanatic

data/faker-3.8.0/lib/locales/en/the_expanse.yml

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+en:
+  faker:
+    the_expanse:
+      characters:
+        - Jim Holden
+        - Alex Kamal
+        - Naomi Nagata
+        - Amos Burton
+        - Chrisjen Avasarala
+        - Joe Miller
+        - Sadavir Errinwright
+        - Roberta Draper
+        - Julie Mao
+        - Col. Fredrick Lucius Johnson
+        - Camina Drummer
+        - Diogo
+        - Cotyar
+        - Jules-Pierre Mao
+        - Dr. Praxidike Meng
+        - Reverend Doctor Anna Volovodov
+        - Dr. Strickland
+        - Mei
+        - Sec-Gen Gillis
+        - Admiral Nguyen
+        - Admiral Souther
+        - Commander Klaes Ashford
+        - Clarissa Mao
+        - Octavia Muss
+        - Anderson Dawes
+        - Shed Garvey
+        - Arjun Avasarala
+      locations:
+        - Earth
+        - Jupiter
+        - Luna
+        - Ganymede
+        - Europa
+        - Io
+        - Callisto
+        - Asteroid belt
+        - Ceres
+        - Eros
+        - Uranus
+        - Titania
+        - Saturn
+        - Titan
+        - Ilus system
+        - New Terra
+        - Sol system
+        - Mars
+        - Deimos
+        - Phobos
+        - Saturn
+        - Phoebe
+      ships:
+        - Rocinante
+        - Nauvoo
+        - Donnager
+        - Anubis
+        - Kingfisher
+        - Kittur Chennamma
+        - Knight
+        - Koto
+        - Canterbury
+        - Lightbreaker
+        - Lucien
+        - Marasmus
+        - Aristophanes
+        - Nephthys
+        - Callisto's Dream
+        - Corvette
+        - S.A. Corey
+        - Schiaparelli
+        - Razorback
+        - Tanaka
+        - Hammurabi
+      quotes:
+        - Give the Martians their water! Milowda na animals. You have every right to be angry. You should be angry. But if we act like animals, we only justify their belief that we are. Gif im fo imalowda xitim. Treat them the way they should treat us.
+        - You know what I love most about Mars? They still dream. We gave up. They're an entire culture dedicated to a common goal, working together as one to turn a lifeless rock into a garden. We had a garden and we paved it.
+        - My great uncle emigrated from Earth. He missed it terribly. He used to tell me stories when I was a little boy about these... endless blue skies, free air everywhere, open water all the way to the horizon. He told me that someday we would make Mars just like that. When you spend your whole life living under a dome, even the idea of an ocean seems impossible to imagine. I could never understand your people. Why, when the universe has bestowed so much upon you, you seem to care so little for it?
+        - Do you know it is possible to cry so hard that your tears turn to blood? And living with this pain, I came to realize that I have millions of brothers and sisters in the Belt. I even count you among them.
+        - Remember the Cant!
+        - 'War is an inherently unstable interaction with three things: Intense emotion, politics and luck. That message is luck. Maybe out here, away from all the politics and bullshit, luck opens the door and lets a couple of grunts figure out how not to fight, for once.'
+        - They've launched the hybrids...
+        - Ma'am, for the first time in your life, please just shut the fuck up!
+        - This is Amos. He's my best friend in the whole world.
+        - I am that guy.
+        - The only way this can be stopped is out here, away from the politicians.
+        - I met your mother, Alice. When everyone else said you were a terrorist I went to find out for myself. Lovely woman. She thought I was full of shit, too, at first. She's well, happy for you, happy you're free. She told me when you were a boy, you wanted to be a knight.
+        - This isn't just about the war, we need to contain the protomolecule, make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands!
+        - When I first saw that thing outside, for a split second I thought I was hallucinating. But after hearing what went down in that lab, now I wish I kinda had been.
+        - But there's only one thing that I need to tell you. And it's the simplest thing. But it's the hardest thing to remember. Listen to your heart. No matter what. It'll always be the right call.
+        - I have stolen your secret, Fred Johnson. And I am giving it to the Belt.
+        - Either you're doing an incredibly shitty job or you're no longer in control of the people who work for you.
+        - I know a lady named Rocinante, she was good to me.

data/faker-3.8.0/lib/locales/en/the_it_crowd.yml

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+en:
+  faker:
+    the_it_crowd:
+      actors:
+        - Chris O'Dowd
+        - Richard Ayoade
+        - Katherine Parkinson
+        - Matt Berry
+        - Christopher Morris
+        - Noel Fielding
+        - Graham Linehan
+        - Tom Binns
+        - Orlando Seal
+        - Belinda Stewart-Wilson
+        - Silas Carson
+        - David Garfield
+        - Adam Buxton
+        - Oliver Chris
+        - Frances Barber
+        - Amelia Bullmore
+        - Catherine Shepherd
+        - Philip Rham
+        - Cheryl Fergison
+        - Tony Longworth
+        - Togo Igawa
+        - Jamie Michie
+        - James Bachman
+        - Lucy Montgomery
+        - Danny Wallace
+        - Benedict Wong
+        - Sarah Hadland
+      characters:
+        - Roy Trenneman
+        - Maurice Moss
+        - Jen Barber
+        - Douglas Reynholm
+        - Denholm Reynholm
+        - Richmond Avenal
+        - Beth Gaga Shaggy
+        - Nolan
+        - Peter File
+        - Barbara Reynholm
+        - Victoria Reynholm
+        - Derek Pippen
+        - Small Paul
+        - Bill Crouse
+        - Daniel Carey
+        - Dr. Mendall
+        - Helen Buley
+        - Jessica
+        - Johan
+        - Judy
+        - Dr. Julian Holmes
+        - Harry
+        - Mr. Yamamoto
+        - Philip
+        - Jeff Holcorn
+        - April Shephard
+        - Paul
+        - Harold Tong
+        - Margaret
+      emails:
+        - roy.trenneman@reynholm.test
+        - maurice.moss@reynholm.test
+        - jen.barber@reynholm.test
+        - douglas.reynholm@reynholm.test
+        - denholm.reynholm@reynholm.test
+        - richmond.avenal@reynholm.test
+        - beth.gaga.shaggy@hotmail.test
+        - nolan@reynholm.test
+        - file.peter@hotmail.test
+        - barbara.reynholm@reynholm.test
+        - victoria.reynholm@reynholm.test
+        - derek.pippen@reynholm.test
+        - small.paul@reynholm.test
+        - bill.crouse@reynholm.test
+        - daniel.carey@reynholm.test
+        - mendall@reynholm.test
+        - helen.buley@bhdr.test
+        - jessica@hotmail.test
+        - johan@hotmail.test
+        - judy@reynholm.test
+        - stresspert@hotmail.test
+        - harry@royalmail.test
+        - yamamoto@yamamotocorp.test
+        - philip@reynholm.test
+        - jeffdominator@hotmail.test
+        - april.shephard@richestmag.test
+        - paul@reynholm.test
+        - htong@hotmail.test
+        - friendlymargaret@hotmail.test
+      quotes:
+        - Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
+        - Hello, IT. Ya ha? Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
+        - I'll just put it here with the rest of the fire.
+        - Yes, there is. I am sick of my things going walkabout. With this picture, everyone knows that a certain Mr Moss might be looking for his cup.
+        - Ugh, OK, well the button on the side, is it glowing?... Yeah, you need to turn it on. Erm, the button turns it on. Yeah, you... you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes.
+        - See. the driver hooks the function by patching the system call table, so it's not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory... Hello?
+        - An ill wind is blowing. Last night I was stirred from my slumber by a crow calling three times. Caw... caw... well you know what a crow sounds like. Passing to my window, I trod on a piece of lego. Oh, it went right in the heel. Turning on my television set, I noticed the reception wasn't great. Not terrible, just not great. Hear me well, no good can come of your trip to the theatre tonight, no good at all. And if you ask me... That's just bloody rude. Where's my Heat?
+        - I don't know if it's the loss of blood or the melting plastic from the monitor, but I feel great!
+        - Didn't know what a stress machine as this morning, and now we have two of them.
+        - Now, let's see what we have here. 'Stand upright.' Well now I can't read it. Oh, not me. I AM a giddy goat.
+        - Jen, if this needle goes past here, you're fired. Does that make you feel stressed at all? Does it? Jen? Are you sure? Jen? Does it? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?
+        - I used to work as a waiter. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers.
+        - Would I blow everyone's mind if I ate dessert first?
+        - It's a bucket of fried chicken. And it comes in a real bucket.
+        - Yes, I believe it was Tolstoy who said... Oh, it appears we have a visitor. I'm sorry, myself and Maurice were engaged in quite a serious discussion about books and such. We didn't hear you come in.
+        - Why are you speaking in that weird voice? When did...? I don't remember this conversation AT ALL.
+        - There's nothing sexual about it, I mean I like Roy, but I'm not 'Curious'.
+        - So, what brings you to my lair? Not that I'm some sort of animal. Or, or maybe I am.
+        - Oh look, Richmond's still alive.
+        - My middle name is ready. No, that doesn't sound right. I eat ready for breakfast.
+        - Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal. Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.
+        - I don't like goat's anything. I don't like goats being involved in any stage of the food production process.
+        - This flipping circuit board, Jen. Some chump has run the data lines right through the power supply. Amateur hour! I've got tears in my eyes!
+        - They're fairly regular the beatings, yes. I'd say we're on a Bi-weekly beating
+        - OK, lady! You've won this round! But we can wait. You will slip up one day. And believe you me, we will be there when you do. There will be some piece of evidence that will prove without any shadow of a doubt that you don't know anything about computers!
+        - Team! Team, team, team, team, team! I even love saying the word 'team'. You probably think that's a picture of my family. Uh uh. It's the A-Team! Bodie, Doyle, Tiger, the Jewellery Man.
+        - Why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up?
+        - Oh, it's just water. Sometimes I get a hot ear, and this helps cool it down. She is quite the oddball.
+        - I hope this doesn't embarrass you, Jen, but I find the best thing to do with a new employee is to size them up with a long, hard stare...
+        - That's the sort of place this is, Jen. A lot of sexy people, not doing much work and having affairs!
+        - Well, don't take this the wrong way, but could he have thought you were a man?
+        - Ah! The IT-department. Run by a dynamic go-getter, a genius and a man from Ireland.
+        - You wouldn't shoot a Policeman and then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet, and then send it to the Policeman's grieving widow, and then steal it again. Downloading films is stealing; if you do it you WILL face the consequences!
+        - Ah, well, prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark 'egg on your face'! I sort of forget what I was talking about.
+        - Oh... morning. Oh my word. When did the English start drinking like that? You people drink like you don't want to live.
+        - You best put seat belts on your ears, Roy, 'cause I'm going to take them for the ride of their life!
+        - Listen, Alistair, I just wanted to say, I'm not a window cleaner. No, no, I work in IT. Yeah, yeah, with computers and all that. Macs? No, I just really work with Windows. Hello?
+        - I'm a 32 year old IT consultant who works in the basement. Yes, I do the whole lonely hearts thing.
+        - I only know one woman and she just left the room shouting 'The shoes!'
+        - Nice screensaver. I love the way the smoke seems to be coming off the top of it...
+        - A plan. Let me put on my slightly larger glasses.
+        - Hello? What? Well if you can't work as a team you're all fired. That's it, you heard me, fired! Get your things and go. Hello, security? Everyone on floor 4 is fired. Escort them from the premises. And do it as a team. Remember, you're a team and if you can't act as a team, you're fired too. Dom, get on to recruitment. Get them to look for a security team that can work as a team. They may have to escort the current security team from the building for not acting like a team.
+        - Never been. But I've always liked the idea of the theatre. The smell of the grease, the roar of the paint. I've often thought if I hadn't ended up in computers, I would've gone into the theatre.
+        - If this evening is going to work in any way, you need to pretend to be normal people, yeah? Keep the conversation about things that would interest everybody. You know, nothing about memory, or RAM.
+        - Roy, I spoke to the Elders of the Internet not one hour ago. I told them about Jen winning Employee of the Month and they were so impressed that they wanted to do whatever they could to help.
+        - Well, I'm the boss... Head Honcho. El Numero Uno. Mr. Big. The Godfather. Lord of the Rings. The Bourne... Identity. Er... Taxi Driver. Jaws. I forgot the question quite a while back. Who are you, again?
+        - Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them! Actually, that doesn't work as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages.
+        - Did you notice how she didn't even get excited when she saw this original ZX81?
+        - Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!
+        - Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality.
+        - I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.
+        - It's not like you've lost a pen, is it? It's so much worse. Would you like a pen? I have a spare one.
+        - With all due respect John, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority that if you type 'Google' into Google, you can break the Internet. So please, no one try it, even for a joke. It's not a laughing matter. You can break the Internet.
+        - Even if that were true, it's just not in their nature to learn how to use a ladder! They have wings! When a moth thinks about travelling vertically upwards, a ladder is just the last thing they would think of! Moss, I don't like to be negative about it, but everything you invent is worthless!
+        - You want me to open it. That's why you called me all the way up here, to open your laptop?
+        - 'Well, if someone called me a ''big, ugly builder'', I''d be furious - and not just because I''m actually an IT consultant. Revenge, that would be uppermost on my mind: ''I''m going to wee on everything. I''m going to taint her abode. I''m going to strain my personal potatoes throughout her premises.'''
+        - Just promise me we won't do anything else with them. I want to go back to being weird. I like being weird. Weird is all I've got. That and my sweet style.
+        - Balloons explode, Jen. They explode suddenly, and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright, and I find that unbearable.
+        - I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.

data/faker-3.8.0/lib/locales/en/the_kingkiller_chronicle.yml

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+en:
+  faker:
+    books:
+      the_kingkiller_chronicle:
+        books:
+          - The Name of the Wind
+          - The Wise Man's Fear
+          - The Doors of Stone
+        characters:
+          - Abenthy
+          - Auri
+          - Bast
+          - Brandeur
+          - Bredon
+          - Cinder
+          - Denna
+          - Devi
+          - Elodin
+          - Felurian
+          - Haliax
+          - Kvothe
+          - Laurian
+          - Lanre
+          - Marten
+          - Master Ash
+          - Skarpi
+          - Shehyn
+          - Simmon
+          - Tehlu
+          - Tempi
+          - Vashet
+          - Wilem
+        creatures:
+          - Angel
+          - Demon
+          - Draccus
+          - Keth-Selhan
+          - Scrael
+          - Sipquick
+          - Skin dancer
+        locations:
+          - Ademre
+          - Aryen
+          - Baedn-Bryt
+          - Crosson
+          - Eld
+          - Evesdown
+          - Hallowfell
+          - Imre
+          - Levinshir
+          - Newarre
+          - Severen
+          - Tarbean
+          - Temerant
+          - Waystone Inn
+          - Yll

data/faker-3.8.0/lib/locales/en/the_office.yml

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+en:
+  faker:
+    the_office:
+      characters:
+        - Michael Scott
+        - Dwight Schrute
+        - Jim Halpert
+        - Pam Beesly
+        - Ryan Howard
+        - Andy Bernard
+        - Robert California
+        - Roy Anderson
+        - Jan Levinson
+        - Stanley Hudson
+        - Kevin Malone
+        - Meredith Palmer
+        - Angela Martin
+        - Oscar Martinez
+        - Phyllis Vance
+        - Toby Flenderson
+        - Kelly Kapoor
+        - Creed Bratton
+        - Darryl Philbin
+        - Gabe Lewis
+        - Erin Hannon
+        - Holly Flax
+        - Nellie Bertram
+        - Clark Green
+        - Pete Miller
+        - Val Johnson
+        - Todd Packer
+        - Charles Miner
+        - Deangelo Vickers
+        - Ed Truck
+      quotes:
+        - Everything I have I owe to this job… this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.
+        - And I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.
+        - I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.
+        - Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.
+        - I’m glad Michael’s getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he’s stupid.
+        - Dwight mercy-killed Angela’s cat.
+        - I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
+        - Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn’t have two presidents; a boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?
+        - An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to… an office is a place where dreams come true.
+        - I got six numbers. One more and it would have been a complete phone number.
+        - Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
+        - Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.
+        - The worst thing about prison was the dementors.
+        - Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.
+        - Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
+        - I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like, 'Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet.' But smack talk is happening like right now. Like 'You’re ugly and I know it for a fact ’cause I got the evidence right there.'
+        - Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.
+        - I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.
+        - Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.
+        - Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are too flashy, so I’m forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.
+        - Today, smoking is going to save lives.
+        - It is not a good time for me to lose my job since I have some pretty big long-term plans in my personal life with Pam that I’d like her parents to be psyched about. So, I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before, try.
+        - How is it possible that in five years, I’ve had two engagements and only one chair?
+        - I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.
+        - Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of a game is that?
+        - I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
+        - I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.
+        - We have a gym at home. It’s called the bedroom.
+        - I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.
+        - The people here are amazing debaters. I guess you can say they are master-baters.
+        - When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.
+        - And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
+        - I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.
+        - I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket.
+        - As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it’s nice to be represented on one.
+        - Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.
+        - Ultimatums are key. Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.
+        - I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.
+        - I want to be wine and dined and sixty-nined.
+        - Dwight you ignorant slut.
+        - Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.
+        - Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable.
+        - Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it… not that way. I hate… so much about the things that you choose to be.
+        - So you’ve come to the master for guidance? Is this what you’re saying, grasshopper?
+        - Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, this would be my career. And, uh, if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.
+        - Boy, have you done lost your mind? Cause I’ll help you find it!
+        - Ain’t no party like a Scranton party cause a Scranton party don’t stop!