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+ language: ruby
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+ cache: bundler
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+ rvm:
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+ - 2.2.10
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+ - 2.3.7
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+ - 2.4.4
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+ - 2.5.1
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+ before_install: gem install bundler --no-rdoc --no-ri
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+ deploy:
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+ provider: rubygems
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+ api_key:
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+ gem: meetup-generator
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+ on:
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+ branch: master
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+ repo: snltd/meetup-generator
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+ ruby: 2.4.4
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+ source 'https://rubygems.org'
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+ gemspec
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+ Copyright (c) 2015, Robert Fisher
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+ All rights reserved.
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+ Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
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+ modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:
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+ * Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice, this
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+ list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
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+ * Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice,
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+ this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the documentation
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+ # meetup-generator [![Build Status](https://travis-ci.org/snltd/meetup-generator.svg?branch=master)](https://travis-ci.org/snltd/meetup-generator) [![Maintainability](https://api.codeclimate.com/v1/badges/4487595d6afb26a57d82/maintainability)](https://codeclimate.com/github/snltd/meetup-generator/maintainability) [![Dependency Status](https://gemnasium.com/badges/github.com/snltd/meetup-generator.svg)](https://gemnasium.com/github.com/snltd/meetup-generator)
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+
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+ A very small, very stupid Sinatra app which generates a wholly plausible
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+ agenda for a fictional DevOps meetup.
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+
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+ Now includes API!
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+
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+ ```sh
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+ $ curl -s localhost:4567/api/talk | json
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+ {
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+ "talk": "Dockerizing Dockerized Docker with Docker for Docker Users",
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+ "talker": "David Thomas",
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+ "role": "Open Source Dragonslayer",
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+ "company": "prognosticatr.io"
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+ }
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+ ```
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+
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+ Includes SMF manifest for your SunOS pleasure.
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+
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+ Pull requests welcome.
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+ require 'pathname'
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+ require 'rake/testtask'
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+ require 'rubocop/rake_task'
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+ require_relative 'lib/build_helpers'
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+
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+ ROOT = Pathname(__FILE__).dirname
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+
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+ task default: :test
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+
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+ Rake::TestTask.new do |t|
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+ t.pattern = 'spec/*_spec.rb'
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+ t.warning = false
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+ end
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+
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+ RuboCop::RakeTask.new(:rubocop) do |t|
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+ t.options = ['--display-cop-names']
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+ end
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+
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+ desc 'build gem'
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+ #task :build => :test do
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+ task :build do
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+ version = gem_version
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+ puts "building gem version #{gem_version}"
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+ `gem build #{ROOT + 'meetup-generator.gemspec'}`
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+ end
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+
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+ #!/usr/bin/env ruby
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+
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+ %w[sinatra/base slim pathname].each { |f| require f }
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+ require_relative '../lib/meetup-generator'
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+
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+ ROOT = Pathname.new(__FILE__).dirname.parent
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+ MG = MeetupGenerator.new
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+
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+ class MeetupGeneratorWebApp < Sinatra::Base
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+ set :root, ROOT
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+
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+ get '/api/:item?/?*' do
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+ content_type :json
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+ if MG.respond_to?(params[:item]) && params[:item] != 'initialize'
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+ MG.send(params[:item]).to_json
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+ else
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+ [404, 'not found']
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+ end
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+ end
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+
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+ get '*' do
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+ @talks = MG.talks
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+ @food = MG.refreshment
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+ @jobs = 5.times.with_object([]) do |_i, a|
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+ a.<< [MG.talker, '//', MG.role, '@', MG.company].join(' ')
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+ end
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+ slim :default
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+ end
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+
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+ run! if __FILE__ == $0
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+ end
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+ require_relative 'bin/meetup-generator'
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+ run MeetupGeneratorWebApp
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+ ---
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+
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+ # These can have -ing or -ed appended
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+ #
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+ :verb:
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+ - Aggregat
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+ - API-
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+ - Automat
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+ - Autoscal
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+ - AWS-
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+ - Brogramm
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+ - Cheff
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+ - Cloudstack
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+ - Cod
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+ - Collect
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+ - Config Manag
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+ - Continuously Deliver
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+ - Continuously Deploy
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+ - Containeriz
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+ - De-Risk
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+ - DDOS
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+ - Detun
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+ - Dedup
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+ - Deliver
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+ - Deploy
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+ - Disrupt
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+ - Distribut
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+ - Dockeriz
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+ - Dogfood
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+ - Downscal
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+ - Enabl
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+ - Fork
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+ - Gamify
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+ - Graph
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+ - Hack
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+ - Hand Craft
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+ - Horizontaliz
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+ - Hyperconverg
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+ - Incubat
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+ - Leverag
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+ - Measur
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+ - Megashard
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+ - Microservic
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+ - Monitor
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+ - Obfuscat
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+ - "Open Sourc"
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+ - Optimiz
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+ - Orchestrat
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+ - Pipelin
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+ - Planetscal
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+ - Puppetiz
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+ - Re-cultur
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+ - Recod
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+ - Refactor
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+ - RESTify
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+ - Re-imagin
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+ - Revolutioniz
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+ - Rightsiz
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+ - Scal
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+ - Shard
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+ - Syntax-Colour
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+ - Strategiz
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+ - Terraform
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+ - Transform
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+ - Transpil
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+ - Trend
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+ - Tun
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+ - Upscal
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+ - "Unit test"
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+ - Verticaliz
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+ - Virtualiz
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+ - Webscal
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+
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+ :tech:
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+ - Akka
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+ - Ambassador Containers
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+ - angular.js
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+ - Ansible
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+ - API Gateway
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+ - APIs
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+ - Athena
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+ - AWS
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+ - bacon.js
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+ - Berkshelf
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+ - BigTable
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+ - Blockbridge
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+ - Boot2Docker
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+ - Bootstrap
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+ - Borg
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+ - Boto
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+ - Bower
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+ - Burp
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+ - Burpsuite
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+ - Burp Clickbandit
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+ - Burp Infiltrator
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+ - Burp Intruder
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+ - Burp Scanner
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+ - Capistrano
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+ - Cassandra
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+ - CDN
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+ - cgroups
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+ - CFEngine
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+ - Chef
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+ - Chef/Puppet
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+ - CI/CD
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+ - CircleCI
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+ - Clojure
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+ - Cloud Foundry
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+ - CloudFormation
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+ - Cloudfront
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+ - Cloudstack
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+ - CloudTrail
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+ - Clusterpoint
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+ - CodeBuild
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+ - CodeCommit
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+ - CodePipeline
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+ - CodeStar
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+ - Coffeescript
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+ - Cognito
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+ - Coherence
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+ - Consul
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+ - CouchDB
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+ - Couchbase
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+ - CoreOS
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+ - Crystal
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+ - Cucumber
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+ - "curl | sudo bash"
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+ - DalmatinerDB
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+ - Dapper
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+ - Dart
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+ - Dataloop
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+ - Deis
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+ - Device Farm
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+ - Django
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+ - Docker
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+ - Docker Compose
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+ - Dockersh
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+ - Dokku
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+ - Doozer
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+ - Dropwizard
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+ - DynamoDB
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+ - EC2
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+ - ECS
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+ - EFS
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+ - "Edge Rabbit"
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+ - "Elastic Beanstalk"
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+ - Elasticache
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+ - Elasticsearch
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+ - Elixir
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+ - ember.js
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+ - EMR
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+ - etcd
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+ - ELK
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+ - Erlang
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+ - Express
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+ - Fabric
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+ - Fabric8
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+ - Filebeat
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+ - Flabbergast
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+ - Flapjack
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+ - Fleet
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+ - Flocker
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+ - Flume
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+ - fluentd
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+ - Flynn.io
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+ - Fog
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+ - Foodcritic
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+ - FoundationDB
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+ - functional programming
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+ - Ganglia
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+ - GCE
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+ - Git
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+ - Gitflow
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+ - Github
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+ - Glacier
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+ - Glue
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+ - Glueflakes
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+ - Go
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+ - Golang
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+ - "Google SRE Book"
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+ - Grafana
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+ - Grape
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+ - Graphene
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+ - Graphite
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+ - Graylog2
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+ - Groovy
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+ - GRPC
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+ - Grunt
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+ - Gulp
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+ - Habitat
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+ - Hadoop
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+ - Hazelcast
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+ - Haskell
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+ - HBase
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+ - Heapster
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+ - Heartbeat
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+ - Helm
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+ - Heroku
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+ - Hubot
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+ - hyperconvergence
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+ - IAM
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+ - Immutable Infrastructure
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+ - IndexedDB
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+ - InfluxDB
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+ - IntelliJ
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+ - io.js
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+ - IO
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+ - Jekyll
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+ - Jenkins
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+ - JRuby
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+ - JSON
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+ - Juju
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+ - Kafka
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+ - KairosDB
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+ - Kanban
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+ - Kibana
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+ - Kinesis
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+ - kitchen-docker
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+ - knife Plugins
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+ - Kube
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+ - Kubeform
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+ - Kubelet
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+ - Kubernetes
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+ - KubeSpray
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+ - Lambda
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+ - Lex
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+ - Lightsail
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+ - Linux
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+ - Lisp
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+ - Logspout
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+ - Logstash
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+ - LXC
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+ - LXD
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+ - MAAS
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+ - Machine Learning
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+ - ManageIQ
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+ - Marathon
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+ - Marathon-Consul
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+ - MEAN
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+ - Memchached
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+ - Mesos
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+ - Mesos-Consul
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+ - Mesosphere
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+ - Metricbeat
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+ - microservices
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+ - Minikube
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+ - monads
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+ - MongoDB
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+ - Mountebank
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+ - Mutable Infrastructure
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+ - Nancy
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+ - Nashorn
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+ - Neo4J
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+ - nginx
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+ - node.js
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+ - Nomad
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+ - npm
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+ - NewRelic
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+ - NoOps
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+ - NoSQL
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+ - NuGet
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+ - OCaml
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+ - OpenShift
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+ - OpsWorks
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+ - Packer
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+ - Packetbeat
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+ - Perl
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+ - Phoenix
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+ - Project Atomic
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+ - Prometheus
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+ - Protobuf
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+ - Puppet
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+ - Puppet/Chef
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+ - Python
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+ - R
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+ - RabbitMQ
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+ - Racket
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+ - Rancher
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+ - RancherOS
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+ - RDS
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+ - ReactJS
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+ - Redis
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+ - Redshift
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+ - Restify
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+ - RethinkDB
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+ - Riak
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+ - Rightscale
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+ - Rocket
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+ - rkt
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+ - RSpec
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+ - Ruby
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+ - Rust
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+ - S3
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+ - Salt
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+ - SaltStack
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+ - Scala
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+ - Scalr
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+ - Scheme
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+ - Scrum
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+ - SDN
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+ - Sensei
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+ - Sensu
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+ - Serf
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+ - Serverless
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+ - SES
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+ - Sidecar Containers
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+ - Sidekiq
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+ - SignalFX
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+ - Sinatra
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+ - SmartOS
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+ - SNS
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+ - Solr
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+ - Spread
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+ - SQS
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+ - statsd
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+ - Sublime Text
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+ - Supergiant
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+ - Swarm
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+ - Sysdig
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+ - systemd
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+ - Telegraf
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+ - Terraform
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+ - Test Kitchen
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+ - Thrift
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+ - TICK stack
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+ - Timeseries Database
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+ - TokyoTyrant
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+ - Toxiproxy
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+ - Travis CI
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+ - Triton
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+ - Ubernetes
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+ - Ubuntu
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+ - unikernel
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+ - Vagrant
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+ - Velocity
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+ - Wavefront
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+ - Weave
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+ - YAML
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+ - YAML front-matter
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+ - Yarn
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+ - YARN
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+ - Zappa
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+ - ZeroMQ
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+ - ZFS
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+ - Zookeeper
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+
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+ :service:
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+ - ChatOps
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+ - Cloud
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+ - Containers
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+ - DevOps
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+ - Downtime
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+ - GitOps
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+ - Hybrid Cloud
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+ - Incident Management
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+ - Infrastructure
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+ - Metrics
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+ - Platform
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+ - Public Cloud
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+ - Private Cloud
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+ - Services
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+ - Slack Integration
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+ - SRE
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+ - WebOps
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+
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+ :extreme:
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+ - Annihilate
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+ - Autoscale
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+ - Chaos Monkey
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+ - Config-Manage
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+ - De-Risk
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+ - Destroy
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+ - Dockerize
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+ - Hybridize
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+ - Improve
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+ - Limit
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+ - Maximize
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+ - Minimize
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+ - Normalize
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+ - Planet-Scale
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+ - Reduce
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+ - Strategize
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+ - Webscale
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+ - Wrangle
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+
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+ :quantifier:
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+ - Agility
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+ - Antipatterns
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+ - AWS bill
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+ - Burn Rate
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+ - Compliance
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+ - Container Antipatterns
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+ - Density
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+ - Deployables
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+ - DevOps
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+ - DevSecOps
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+ - Docker Socket Mount Pattern Application
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+ - Downtime
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+ - Enterprise Data Lake
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+ - Error Budget
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+ - Guerilla User Testing
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+ - Hipster Batch Paradigm
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+ - Leanness
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+ - Innovation Initiatives
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+ - Multiregion Dataflows
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+ - MVP
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+ - Patterns
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+ - Polyglot Persistence
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+ - ROI
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+ - Security Sandwich
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+ - Seed Capital
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+ - Synergy
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+ - Threat Model
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+ - Uptime
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+ - VC Appeal
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+ - Velocity
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+
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+ :time:
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+ - Attempts
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+ - Days
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+ - Hours
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+ - Minutes
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+ - Seconds
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+ - Weeks
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+
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+ :food_style:
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+ - artisan
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+ - Asian
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+ - barrista
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+ - biodynamic
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+ - cave-aged
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+ - copper-still
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+ - craft
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+ - extra-matured
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+ - fairtrade
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+ - "farmers' market"
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+ - fusion
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+ - heirloom
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+ - heritage
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+ - keg-aged
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+ - Lebanese
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+ - microbrewery
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+ - Scandinavian
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+ - seasonal
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+
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+ :food:
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+ - ales
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+ - beard yeast
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+ - beers
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+ - breads
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+ - cereal
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+ - charcuterie
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+ - cheeses
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+ - ciders
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+ - chutneys
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+ - coffee
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+ - falafel
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+ - gins
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+ - grazing boards
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+ - hummus
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+ - IPAs
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+ - lagers
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+ - micro-pizza
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+ - nonsense
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+ - olives
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+ - pizza
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+ - quinoa
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+
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+ :skill_level:
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+ - Advanced User
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+ - Beginner
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+ - CTO
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+ - Developer
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+ - Full-Stacker
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+ - Idiot
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+ - n00b
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+ - SRE
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+ - Webscalr
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+ - Wizard
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+
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+ :is_not:
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+ - ""
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+ - not
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+
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+ :company:
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+ - Amazon
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+ - AWS
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+ - Etsy
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+ - Everyone Else
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+ - Facebook
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+ - Flickr
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+ - Github
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+ - Google
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+ - Google SREs
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+ - Hashicorp
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+ - LinkedIn
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+ - Netflix
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+ - Twitter
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+ - Uber
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+
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+ :driver:
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+ - Anger
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+ - Asshole
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+ - Big Data
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+ - Blog
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+ - Bullshit
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+ - Copying-Google
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+ - CV
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+ - Data
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+ - Datensparsamkeit
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+ - FOMO
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+ - Google
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+ - HackerNews
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+ - Hipster
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+ - Hubris
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+ - I-Ching
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+ - I-Know-Best
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+ - Insecurity
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+ - IPO
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+ - Job-Security
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+ - "Kelsey-Hightower's-Twitter"
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+ - Loudest-Person-in-the-Room
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+ - Meetup-Generator
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+ - Metric
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+ - Naivety
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+ - NIH
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+ - Overconfidence
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+ - Paranoia
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+ - Reddit
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+ - Reinvention
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+ - Resumé
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+ - "Someone-Else's-Blog"
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+ - Stack Overflow
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+ - "Sticker"
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+ - Urgency
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+ - "Whatever's-New"
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+ - What-Everyone-Else-is-Doing
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+ - Wheel-Reinvention
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+
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+ :adjective:
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+ - Artisinal
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+ - Batteries-Included
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+ - Beautiful
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+ - Cloud-Agnostic
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+ - Craft
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+ - Community-Driven
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+ - Community-Focused
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+ - End-to-End
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+ - Hand-Crafted
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+ - Immutable
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+ - "On-Premise"
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+ - Opinionated
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+ - Micro-Serviced
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+ - Nano-Serviced
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+ - Public/Private
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+ - Self-Service
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+ - Service-Oriented
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+ - Serverful
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+ - Serverless
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+ - Stateful
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+ - Stateless
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+ - Soup-to-Nuts
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+
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+ :panacea:
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+ - Containers
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+ - DevOps
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+ - DevSecOps
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+ - Docker
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+ - Golang
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+ - "Google SREs"
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+ - Kubernetes
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+ - Serverless
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+ - SREs
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+ - The Blockchain
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+ - "The Next Version"
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+ - Unikernels
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+
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+ :template:
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+ - "Enabling No-Ops with Virtual %tech%"
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+ - "%verb%ed %tech% == #Awesomesauce"
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+ - "%verb%ing All of the Things with %tech%"
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+ - "I Don't Know Much About %tech% or %tech% But I'm Going to Talk About Them Anyway"
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+ - "How %tech% Taught Us What '%verb%ing' Really Means"
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+ - "How to %extreme% Your %quantifier% by %is_not% %verb%ing %tech%"
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+ - "%tech% for %tech% users, and How to Avoid %verb%ing Your %tech% Layer"
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+ - "%verb%ing %tech% with %tech% for %skill_level%s"
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+ - "Why %tech% is %is_not% the new %tech%"
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+ - "RAND10 Lessons from %verb%ing %verb%ed %tech%"
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+ - "How we %verb%ed %tech% with %tech% in RAND100 %time%"
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+ - "RAND20 Things You Should %is_not% be Doing with %tech% to Enable %service% as a Service"
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+ - "From %tech% n00b to %tech% %verb%ing Jedi in RAND5 %time%"
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+ - "Pimp My %tech%. %tech% is the Answer, What's the Question?"
593
+ - "How We %verb%ed RAND40% of our Infrastructure Overnight with %tech%"
594
+ - "BANG! And the %tech% is Gone! The Future is %verb%ed %tech%"
595
+ - "How We Use %tech% to %extreme% the Internet of Things"
596
+ - "We %verb%ed our %tech%. Mind = Blown"
597
+ - "%tech% or Die. We're Ready, Are You?"
598
+ - "When %tech% is not Good Enough, Reach for the %tech%"
599
+ - "%verb%ed %tech% 15-minute Fishbowl Session"
600
+ - "Everything You Think You Know About %tech% is Wrong"
601
+ - "While You Learn, I Earn: Making Shit Up and Blogging it as Fact"
602
+ - "%quantifier% as Code: Ready for the Revolution?"
603
+ - "A Complicated Way to do Something Unnecessary Which Does Not Work"
604
+ - "DevOps Culture: Don't Do it If it's Hard or Boring"
605
+ - "Something People Have Done Since 198RAND9, but with a New Name"
606
+ - "How We %verb%ed Our %service% with %tech% FTW!"
607
+ - "Still Using %tech%? Allow Me to Enlighten You"
608
+ - "I First Heard about %tech% RAND5 Days Ago, and Now I'm an Expert"
609
+ - "Fifteen Minutes of Ignorant Hubris"
610
+ - "Buzzword Blizzard: %tech% + %tech% + %tech% + %tech%"
611
+ - "How We Do What %company% Do, but on a Tiny Scale, and Wrong"
612
+ - "EC2 at Scale: RAND40 instances and Counting!"
613
+ - "DevOps and Objet Trouve: If it's Good Enough to be on Github, it's Good Enough for Production"
614
+ - "%driver% Driven Development 101"
615
+ - "I'm All About That Rate: How to Screw Your Client By Building Shit They Don't Need"
616
+ - "Ticking the Boxes: You Can't Automate All of the Things if You Aren't Using All of the Things"
617
+ - "How We Moved from Puppet to Chef to Ansible to Salt to CFEngine then Back to Ansible then Chef Again then Briefly Itamae then Packered AMIs then Masterless Puppet then Chef then a Different Chef Setup then Puppet"
618
+ - "%verb%ing %tech% Makes for Awesome %driver%-driven Infrastructure"
619
+ - "How a %tech%/%tech% Mash-Up Shaved RAND50 Seconds off Our Deployment Times"
620
+ - "Containers: or How I Swapped a Simple Packaging Problem for a Complex Orchestration Problem"
621
+ - "Look at me Mummy, aren't I Clever?"
622
+ - "%tech% Necromancy for Full-Stack Nirvana"
623
+ - "Wow Very %tech%. So %tech%. Such %verb%ed"
624
+ - "I've Got Stickers!"
625
+ - "How We Made a Really Bad Version of Something Which Already Existed"
626
+ - "We Started a Shitty Company"
627
+ - "We Have a DevOps Consultancy and We Don't Know What We're Doing"
628
+ - "Dockerizing Dockerized Docker with Docker for Docker Users"
629
+ - "DevOps Tough Guy Bitches about %tech% and Expects You to Admire Him"
630
+ - "How we Spent RAND8 Months Building Our Own Version of a Service We Could Buy for $6/month"
631
+ - "How we Spent RAND3 Years Building Our Own Version of a Service We Could Buy for $6/month"
632
+ - "Thinly Disguised Sales Pitch"
633
+ - "Roll Your Own Monitoring with %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech% and %tech%"
634
+ - "How This Thing We Built Would Work if it Worked"
635
+ - "If Heath Robinson Deployed an apt Package"
636
+ - "We Put %tech% in our %tech%: You Won't Believe What Happened Next"
637
+ - "RAND10 Things Only a DevOps Understands"
638
+ - "RAND10 %tech% Secrets %company% Don't Want You to Know"
639
+ - "Up Your Rate: You're an SRE Now!"
640
+ - "When You Have More Github Repos than Users"
641
+ - "Large-Scale %tech% Anti-Patterns Will %extreme% Your %service%"
642
+ - "Bro, Do You Even %tech%?"
643
+ - "Beautiful %tech% for Beautiful %service%"
644
+ - "Real Heroes Use %tech%"
645
+ - "To Hear Us Talk, You Could almost Think this Stuff is Important"
646
+ - "Our %adjective% Micro-Framework"
647
+ - "A %tech% %adjective% %adjective% %adjective% Micro-Framework"
648
+ - "%adjective% %tech% %adjective% Time-series Micro-Services for Dummies"
649
+ - "Living for Meetups: I Haven't Done Any Actual Work Since 2013"
650
+ - "%tech% to %adjective% %service%: Living the Dream"
651
+ - "10x-ing Your Team: The End of %job_title% %job_title% Culture"
652
+ - "Vague Soft-Skills Waffle"
653
+ - "Everything I Know About %tech% I Learned from Star Wars"
654
+ - "There's %tech% in my %tech%!"
655
+ - "Repeatedly Saying 'on premise' Without Understanding What it Means"
656
+ - "'You Have 15 Seconds to Comply' and other '80s Cliches stiched Loosely Together"
657
+ - "%panacea% Will Fix Everything"
658
+ - "I Have RAND18 Months' Experience But I Know Everything"
659
+ - "We Were the First People to Ever Encounter any of these Problems"
660
+ - "I Worked for Google so I Know Everything"
661
+ - "Rewriting Most of Kubernetes 101"
662
+ - "Like, Diversity and Stuff?"
663
+ - "How Everyone Else Where I Work Does Everything Wrong"
664
+ - "Validating Laziness by Declaring it 'Best Practice'"
665
+
666
+ #-------------------------------------------------------------------------
667
+ # This block relates to the names and roles of the people doing the
668
+ # talks
669
+
670
+ # These are the most common names of the 1990s, according to some
671
+ # stupid website. We have as many female as male. Idealism over
672
+ # realism.
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+ #
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+ :first_name:
675
+ - Amanda
676
+ - Andrew
677
+ - Ashley
678
+ - Brandon
679
+ - Brittany
680
+ - Christopher
681
+ - Daniel
682
+ - David
683
+ - Elizabeth
684
+ - Emily
685
+ - Hannah
686
+ - Jacob
687
+ - James
688
+ - Jennifer
689
+ - Jessica
690
+ - John
691
+ - Joseph
692
+ - Joshua
693
+ - Justin
694
+ - Kayla
695
+ - Lauren
696
+ - Matthew
697
+ - Megan
698
+ - Michael
699
+ - Nicholas
700
+ - Nicole
701
+ - Rachel
702
+ - Ryan
703
+ - Samantha
704
+ - Sarah
705
+ - Stephanie
706
+ - Taylor
707
+ - Tyler
708
+ - Zachary
709
+
710
+ # These are the most common surnames in Britain, according to some
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+ # other website
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+
713
+ :last_name:
714
+ - Smith
715
+ - Jones
716
+ - Taylor
717
+ - Williams
718
+ - Brown
719
+ - Davies
720
+ - Evans
721
+ - Wilson
722
+ - Thomas
723
+ - Roberts
724
+ - Johnson
725
+ - Lewis
726
+ - Walker
727
+ - Robinson
728
+ - Wood
729
+ - Thompson
730
+ - White
731
+ - Watson
732
+ - Jackson
733
+ - Wright
734
+
735
+ :job_role:
736
+ - Agile
737
+ - All of the Things
738
+ - Automation
739
+ - Big Data
740
+ - Chief Technical
741
+ - Cloud
742
+ - Cyber
743
+ - DevOps
744
+ - DevSecOps
745
+ - Full Stack
746
+ - Innovation
747
+ - Junior DevOps
748
+ - Open Source
749
+ - Polyglot Development
750
+ - Senior
751
+ - Senior Cloud
752
+ - Senior DevOps
753
+ - Technical
754
+ - Node.js
755
+ - SRE
756
+ - WebOps
757
+
758
+ :job_title:
759
+ - "00 Agent"
760
+ - "10x"
761
+ - Advocate
762
+ - Afficianado
763
+ - Alchemist
764
+ - Anorak
765
+ - Apostle
766
+ - Architect
767
+ - Artisan
768
+ - Badass
769
+ - Balrog
770
+ - Codemonger
771
+ - Demi-God
772
+ - Demonologist
773
+ - DevOpsologist
774
+ - Dragonslayer
775
+ - Evangelist
776
+ - Factotum
777
+ - Firestarter
778
+ - Fundamentalist
779
+ - Genius
780
+ - Grandmaster
781
+ - Guru
782
+ - Hacker
783
+ - Helicopter Pilot
784
+ - Imagineer
785
+ - Innovator
786
+ - Jedi
787
+ - Lead
788
+ - Legend
789
+ - Magician
790
+ - Maven
791
+ - MVP
792
+ - Necromancer
793
+ - Neckbeard
794
+ - Neckbeard without Portfolio
795
+ - Ninja
796
+ - Overlord
797
+ - Pirate
798
+ - Polyglot
799
+ - Preacherman
800
+ - Road Warrior
801
+ - Rocket Scientist
802
+ - Rockstar
803
+ - Samurai
804
+ - Savant
805
+ - Science Officer
806
+ - Scientist
807
+ - Sensei
808
+ - Sherpa
809
+ - Space Cadet
810
+ - Squadron Leader
811
+ - Superstar
812
+ - Technologist
813
+ - Thought Leader
814
+ - Visionary
815
+ - Warlock
816
+ - Wizard
817
+ - Wrangler