lolcommits 0.5.1 → 0.5.2.pre1

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- # Adapted and expanded from moar-lolspeak (https://github.com/rwtnorton/moar-lolspeak), which was
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- # largely taken from an old Perl script and is sadly is not available via rubygems
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-
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- module Lolspeak
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- LOL_DICTIONARY = {
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- /what/ => %w{wut whut},
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- /you\b/ => %w{yu yous yoo u yooz},
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- /cture/ => %w{kshur},
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- /ss\b/ => %w{s zz z},
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- /the\b/ => %w{teh},
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- /more/ => %w{moar},
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- /my/ => %w{mah mai},
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- /are/ => %w{is ar},
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- /eese/ => %w{eez},
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- /ph/ => %w{f},
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- /as\b/ => %w{az},
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- /seriously/ => %w{srsly},
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- /sion/ => %w{shun},
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- /just/ => %w{jus},
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- /ose\b/ => %w{oze},
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- /eady/ => %w{eddy},
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- /ome?\b/ => %w{um},
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- /of\b/ => %w{of ov of},
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- /uestion/ => %w{wesjun},
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- /want/ => %w{wants},
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- /ead\b/ => %w{edd},
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- /ck/ => %w{kk kkk},
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- /sion/ => %w{shun},
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- /cat|kitten|kitty/ => %w{kitteh kittehz cat fuzzeh fuzzyrumpus foozles fuzzbut fluffernutter beast mew},
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- /eak/ => %w{ekk},
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- /age/ => %w{uj},
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- /like/ => %w{likez liek licks},
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- /love/ => %w{lovez lub lubs luv lurve lurves},
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- /\bis\b/ => ['ar teh','ar'],
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- /nd\b/ => %w{n n'},
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- /who/ => %w{hoo},
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- /'/ => [''],
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- /ese\b/ => %w{eez},
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- /outh/ => %w{owf},
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- /scio/ => %w{shu},
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- /esque/ => %w{esk},
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- /ture/ => %w{chur},
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- /\btoo?\b/ => %w{to t 2 to t},
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- /tious/ => %w{shus},
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- /sure\b/ => %w{shur},
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- /tty\b/ => %w{tteh},
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- /were/ => %w{was},
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- /ok\b|okay/ => %w{kthxbye!},
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- /\ba\b/ => %w{uh},
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- /ym/ => %w{im},
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- /fish/ => %w{ghoti},
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- /thy\b/ => %w{fee},
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- /\wly\w/ => %w{li},
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- /que\w/ => %w{kwe},
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- /\both/ => %w{udd},
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- /though\b/ => %w{tho},
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- /(t|r|en)ough/ => %w{\1uff},
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- /ought/ => %w{awt},
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- /ease/ => %w{eez},
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- /ing\b/ => %w{in ins ng ing in'},
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- /have/ => ['haz', 'hav', 'haz a'],
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- /has/ => %w{haz gots},
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- /your/ => %w{yur ur yore yoar},
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- /ove\b/ => %w{oov ove uuv uv oove},
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- /for/ => %w{for 4 fr fur for foar},
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- /thank/ => %w{fank tank thx thnx},
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- /good/ => %w{gud goed guud gude gewd goot gut},
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- /really/ => %w{rly rily rilly rilleh},
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- /world/ => %w{wurrld whirld wurld wrld},
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- /i'?m\b/ => ['im', 'i yam', 'i iz'],
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- /(?!e)ight/ => %w{ite},
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- /(?!ues)tion/ => %w{shun},
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- /you'?re/ => %w{yore yr},
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- /can\si\s(?:ple(?:a|e)(?:s|z)e?)?\s?have\sa/ => ['i can haz'],
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- /(?:hello|\bhi\b|\bhey\b|howdy|\byo\b),?/ => ['oh hai,'],
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- /(?:god\b|allah|buddah?|diety|lord)/ => ['ceiling cat'],
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- /er\b|are|ere/ => %w{r},
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- /y\b|ey\b/ => %w{eh},
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- /ea/ => %w{ee},
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- }
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-
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- def self.tranzlate(str)
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- lolstr = str.dup
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- LOL_DICTIONARY.each do |english, lolspeak|
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- lolstr.gsub!(english, lolspeak.shuffle.first) #ghetto ruby1.8/1.9 agnostic version of choice vs sample
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- end
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-
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- lolstr << '! kthxbye!' if rand(10) == 2
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- lolstr.gsub!(/(\?|!|,|\.)+/, '!')
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-
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- lolstr.upcase
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- end
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- end
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-
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- class String
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- unless method_defined?(:tranzlate)
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- def tranzlate
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- Lolspeak.tranzlate(self)
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- end
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- end
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- end