lita-poop 1.0.0

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+language: ruby
+rvm:
+  - 2.0.0
+script: bundle exec rspec
+before_install:
+  - gem update --system

data/Gemfile

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+source "https://rubygems.org"
+
+gemspec

data/LICENSE

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+Copyright (c) 2013 Mitch Dempsey
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
+of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
+in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
+to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
+copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
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+
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+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
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+OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN
+THE SOFTWARE.

data/README.md

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+# lita-poop
+
+[![Build Status](https://travis-ci.org/webdestroya/lita-poop.png)](https://travis-ci.org/webdestroya/lita-poop)
+[![Code Climate](https://codeclimate.com/github/webdestroya/lita-poop.png)](https://codeclimate.com/github/webdestroya/lita-poop)
+[![Coverage Status](https://coveralls.io/repos/webdestroya/lita-poop/badge.png)](https://coveralls.io/r/webdestroya/lita-poop)
+
+**lita-poop** is a handler for [Lita](https://github.com/jimmycuadra/lita) that provides a random euphemism for going #2.
+
+## Installation
+
+Add lita-poop to your Lita instance's Gemfile:
+
+``` ruby
+gem "lita-poop"
+```
+
+## Usage
+ 
+    Lita: poop
+
+## License
+
+[MIT](http://opensource.org/licenses/MIT)

data/Rakefile

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+require "bundler/gem_tasks"

data/lib/lita-poop.rb

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+require "lita/handlers/poop"

data/lib/lita/handlers/poop.rb

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+require "lita"
+
+module Lita
+  module Handlers
+    class Poop < Handler
+
+      RESPONSES = [
+        "Anal puking",
+        "Analyzing a log dump",
+        "Answering the call of the wild",
+        "Auditing your ASSets",
+        "Backing the trailer in",
+        "Baking a hot icicle",
+        "Baking a loaf",
+        "Baking a potato",
+        "Baking a russet",
+        "Baking some brownies",
+        "Barbarians at the gate",
+        "Becoming one with the animal kingdom",
+        "Being anal-nonretentive",
+        "Big brown man knocking on the back door",
+        "Birthing a turd",
+        "Blowing mud",
+        "Blowing a butt plug",
+        "Blowing the butt trumpet",
+        "Boarding the bus to Strong Anus City",
+        "Bombing the bowl",
+        "Bombing Hiroshima",
+        "Bombing the Oval Office",
+        "Bombing the Tidy Bowl Man",
+        "Building a bench",
+        "Building a dookie castle",
+        "Building a Gomer Pyle (gawwwwleeee, Sarge!)",
+        "Building a home for a dung beetle",
+        "Bunghole train has left the station",
+        "Burying an elf",
+        "Carpet bombing",
+        "Catching up on some reading",
+        "Chalking the bowl",
+        "Choking a brownie",
+        "Choking a darkie",
+        "Chopping a log",
+        "Christening a boat",
+        "Cleaning the tuba",
+        "Coiling a steamer",
+        "Committing yourself to the dumpatorium",
+        "Communing with nature",
+        "Conducting a movement",
+        "Consulting your ASStrological chart",
+        "Contaminating the dog dish",
+        "Cooking a brown carrot",
+        "Cooking a brown kielbasa",
+        "Cooking a butt burrito",
+        "Cooking some chocolate",
+        "Cooking some fudge",
+        "Cooking some sausage",
+        "Cooking up a pot of anal stew",
+        "Coronating Gluteus Maximus III",
+        "Crap",
+        "Crimping off a length",
+        "Creating an ex-wife/ex-husband",
+        "Crunching one",
+        "Curling some pipe",
+        "Cutting some rope",
+        "Dancing with Duece Bigalog",
+        "Debulking",
+        "Defecate",
+        "Delivering a wild pitch",
+        "Dirty birth",
+        "Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap",
+        "Disembowel",
+        "Disemfibering",
+        "Disposing of some hazardous waste",
+        "Doing the loose poops dance",
+        "Doing the Royal Squat",
+        "Doing your paperwork",
+        "Doo-doo",
+        "Dookin it out",
+        "Downloading some brownware",
+        "Drawing mud",
+        "Drilling for mud bunnies",
+        "Dropping a bomb",
+        "Dropping a brown trout",
+        "Dropping a chocolate cobra",
+        "Dropping a deuce",
+        "Dropping a dookie",
+        "Dropping a load",
+        "Dropping a log",
+        "Dropping a scone",
+        "Dropping a spike",
+        "Dropping a stool",
+        "Dropping anchor",
+        "Dropping loggy log",
+        "Dropping the chalupa",
+        "Dropping the kids off at the pool/lake",
+        "Dropping trou",
+        "Dropping wolf bait",
+        "Dropping your ordinance",
+        "Drowning the kittens",
+        "Dump",
+        "Dumping a load",
+        "Dumping an organic depth charge",
+        "Dumping a stump",
+        "Emptying your anus",
+        "Enjoying a meatball sandwich",
+        "Evacuate",
+        "Exploring the watery cave",
+        "Exporting a cigar to Cuba",
+        "Feeding the fish",
+        "Feeding the pets",
+        "Feeding the refugees",
+        "Feeding your toilet",
+        "Fighting the rat",
+        "Filling the peanut butter jar",
+        "Firing the cannon",
+        "Flexing your cheeks",
+        "Flagging down the anus vendor",
+        "Floating a boat",
+        "Floating a trout",
+        "Floating one for the Gipper",
+        "Flossing",
+        "Flushing feces",
+        "Forcing the duck to quack",
+        "Foraging for dungleberries",
+        "Full moon over troubled waters",
+        "Getting down and dirty",
+        "Getting into deep doo-doo",
+        "Giving a dirty birth",
+        "Giving a Monkey a burial at sea",
+        "Giving birth to a Monkey",
+        "Giving the hemmies some breathing room",
+        "Giving the neighbors some food for thought",
+        "Goin' fecen",
+        "Going caca",
+        "Going into labor",
+        "Greeting Mr. Hankey (South Park kicks ass!)",
+        "Grinding the beef",
+        "Growing a tail",
+        "Hanging a grogan",
+        "Hatching a new boss",
+        "Having a shit",
+        "Heaving a Havana",
+        "Helping the groundhog find his shadow",
+        "Hitting a double",
+        "Hitting pay dirt",
+        "Honking out a dirt snake",
+        "Hound doggin'",
+        "Hurling a turd",
+        "Igniting a rectal rocket",
+        "Inspecting the facilities",
+        "Introducing the toilet to the bald man with the cigar",
+        "Jettisoning the alien",
+        "Killing the bathroom",
+        "Killing the shitter",
+        "Launching a butt shuttle",
+        "Launching a corn canoe",
+        "Launching a scud",
+        "Launching a torpedo",
+        "Laying a brick",
+        "Laying a log",
+        "Laying some brown carpet",
+        "Laying some cable",
+        "Laying some pipe",
+        "Let my people go",
+        "Letting off a corn rocket",
+        "Letting the dog out",
+        "Loading the crapper",
+        "Log jam",
+        "Logging out",
+        "Losing some weight the quick way",
+        "Making a Baby Ruth",
+        "Making a core dump",
+        "Making a delivery",
+        "Making a deposit at the porcelain bank",
+        "Making a doo-doo",
+        "Making a grunt sculpture",
+        "Making a log entry",
+        "Making a Minnesota hand warmer",
+        "Making modern art",
+        "Making mud",
+        "Making room for lunch",
+        "Making some butt gravy",
+        "Making some fertilizer",
+        "Making some haggis",
+        "Making some trouser chili",
+        "Manufacturing a three-coil steamer",
+        "Meditating",
+        "Measuring the depths of the water below",
+        "Microwaving a dachsund",
+        "Mooning the Tidy Bowl Man",
+        "Morning smile",
+        "Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages",
+        "Offloading some freight",
+        "Packing your underwear",
+        "Painting with the brown stuff",
+        "Painting the bowl",
+        "Parking your breakfast",
+        "Parking some bark",
+        "Passing a load of coal down the chute",
+        "Passing the baton",
+        "Paving the Hershey highway",
+        "Paying the plumber",
+        "Peeling the wallpaper",
+        "Pinching a chimp",
+        "Pinching a crusty roll",
+        "Pinching a loaf",
+        "Planting a steaming bouquet of brown roses",
+        "Pinching the head off a Pikey",
+        "Pissing rusty water out of your ass",
+        "Planting some corn",
+        "Playing at the toilet bowl",
+        "Playing a small percussion instrument",
+        "Playing craps",
+        "Playing with Winnie the Poo",
+        "Plop",
+        "Poking the turtle's head out",
+        "Polluting the pond",
+        "Pooping",
+        "Popping some corn",
+        "Praying to Buddha",
+        "Punching a grumpy",
+        "Punishing the porcelain",
+        "Putting fruit in the bowl",
+        "Quaking the porcelain",
+        "Quickening the cleansing",
+        "Recycling corn/fiber",
+        "Releasing the demons",
+        "Releasing the hounds",
+        "Releasing your payload",
+        "Removing a butt tampon",
+        "Reversing a Ho-Ho",
+        "Riding the ceramic carthorse",
+        "Riding the hoop",
+        "Ringing the church bells (Dung! Dung!)",
+        "Rocking your rectum",
+        "Ripping a duece",
+        "Rolling a nut log",
+        "Sandblasting the toilet",
+        "Sawing off a log",
+        "Scaring up a tater",
+        "Seeking revenge for the Brown Bomber",
+        "Sending a message to the White House",
+        "Sending Fidel a love letter",
+        "Shaking your booty",
+        "Shit",
+        "Shooting the Hershey squirts",
+        "Singing with Michael Bolton",
+        "Sinking the Bismark",
+        "Sinking a link",
+        "Sitting on the bowl",
+        "Sitting on the can",
+        "Sitting on the throne",
+        "Slapping the pod",
+        "Snapping a log",
+        "Snapping a yambo",
+        "Solid fart",
+        "Sphincter snot",
+        "Sphincter spew",
+        "Sphincter spurt",
+        "Spray and wipe",
+        "Squat and clench",
+        "Squeezing a coily",
+        "Squeezing a loaf",
+        "Squeezing off a few rounds",
+        "Squeezing one out",
+        "Squeezing out those last few calories",
+        "Squeezing the butt mustard",
+        "Squeezing the cheese",
+        "Squirting dirt",
+        "Staining the porcelain",
+        "Stocking the pond with brown trout",
+        "Stretching the sphincter muscle",
+        "Studying at the library",
+        "Tainting the cloth",
+        "Taking a doogie",
+        "Taking a dump",
+        "Taking a Donald dump",
+        "Taking a growler",
+        "Taking a load off your mind",
+        "Taking an SS Capolongo",
+        "Taking a shit",
+        "Taking a steamer",
+        "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl",
+        "Taking the kids to the waterslide",
+        "Testing the plumbing",
+        "Torqueing a moon-fish",
+        "Touching cloth",
+        "Training a Monkey to jump through the hoop",
+        "Turning the wienermobile into a submarine",
+        "Unleashing the holy leviathan",
+        "Updating the Captain's log",
+        "Vacating the premises",
+        "Visiting the toilet for a poo-poo",
+        "Voiding your bowels",
+        "Watching a dolphin splash",
+        "Weasel nosing",
+        "Wrestling a brown corn-belly snake",
+        "Xeroxing a copy of the bad stuff",
+        "Yanking the worm out of the hole",
+        "Yodeling in the canyon",
+        "Zapping the porcelain"
+      ]
+      
+      route %r{poop}i, :poop, command: true, help: { "poop" => "Responds with a random pooping euphemism." }
+
+      def poop(response)
+        response.reply "brb - #{RESPONSES.shuffle.first}"
+      end
+
+    end
+
+    Lita.register_handler(Poop)
+  end
+end

data/lita-poop.gemspec

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+Gem::Specification.new do |spec|
+  spec.name          = "lita-poop"
+  spec.version       = "1.0.0"
+  spec.authors       = ["Mitch Dempsey"]
+  spec.email         = ["mitch@mitchdempsey.com"]
+  spec.description   = %q{A Lita handler pooping euphemisms.}
+  spec.summary       = %q{A Lita handler pooping euphemisms.}
+  spec.homepage      = "https://github.com/webdestroya/lita-poop"
+  spec.license       = "MIT"
+
+  spec.files         = `git ls-files`.split($/)
+  spec.executables   = spec.files.grep(%r{^bin/}) { |f| File.basename(f) }
+  spec.test_files    = spec.files.grep(%r{^(test|spec|features)/})
+  spec.require_paths = ["lib"]
+
+  spec.add_runtime_dependency "lita", "~> 2.0"
+
+  spec.add_development_dependency "bundler", "~> 1.3"
+  spec.add_development_dependency "rake"
+  spec.add_development_dependency "rspec", "~> 2.14"
+  spec.add_development_dependency "simplecov"
+  spec.add_development_dependency "coveralls"
+end

data/spec/lita/handlers/poop_spec.rb

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+require "spec_helper"
+
+describe Lita::Handlers::Poop, lita_handler: true do
+  it { routes_command("poop").to(:poop) }
+
+end

data/spec/spec_helper.rb

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+require "simplecov"
+require "coveralls"
+SimpleCov.formatter = SimpleCov::Formatter::MultiFormatter[
+  SimpleCov::Formatter::HTMLFormatter,
+  Coveralls::SimpleCov::Formatter
+]
+SimpleCov.start { add_filter "/spec/" }
+
+require "lita-poop"
+require "lita/rspec"

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: lita-poop
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 1.0.0
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Mitch Dempsey
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2013-08-28 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies:
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: lita
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '2.0'
+  type: :runtime
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '2.0'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: bundler
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '1.3'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '1.3'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rake
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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+  name: rspec
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '2.14'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: simplecov
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: coveralls
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+description: A Lita handler pooping euphemisms.
+email:
+- mitch@mitchdempsey.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- .gitignore
+- .ruby-version
+- .travis.yml
+- Gemfile
+- LICENSE
+- README.md
+- Rakefile
+- lib/lita-poop.rb
+- lib/lita/handlers/poop.rb
+- lita-poop.gemspec
+- spec/lita/handlers/poop_spec.rb
+- spec/spec_helper.rb
+homepage: https://github.com/webdestroya/lita-poop
+licenses:
+- MIT
+metadata: {}
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 2.0.7
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 4
+summary: A Lita handler pooping euphemisms.
+test_files:
+- spec/lita/handlers/poop_spec.rb
+- spec/spec_helper.rb